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927: Meme Fumes

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	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Sunday, May 7, 2017.
	This is your award-winning Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 927.
	This is No Agenda.
	Reading the American Health Care Act so you don't have to and broadcasting live from the darkest corners of the internet here in the capital of the drone star state in the Cluedio of the common law condo.
	In the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I suspect there's a scam afoot, I'm John C. DeMorack.
	Uh-oh.
	A scam is afoot.
	Yes.
	What's up with your scam?
	Wait, no, no, no, no.
	Stop, stop, stop, stop.
	I didn't say anything.
	I said I don't know.
	I'm making sure you don't say anything at all.
	Okay, congratulations.
	Thank you.
	Yes.
	I didn't do any work, but...
	I know.
	Of course you didn't.
	Of course you didn't.
	Now I know he's new, but does your brand new grandson have a name yet?
	No.
	He doesn't.
	Something about these millennials, they like to put on naming a kid.
	In fact, I was having a meal with some friends, and one of them said they know a millennial friend of theirs who hasn't named the kid for, it's been a month, over a month.
	Really?
	What is wrong with these children?
	I think they want the kids to name themselves.
	And then choose their gender.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Is it name or gender first?
	That's the question.
	As far as I'm sure, as long as they don't name the kid Cody.
	We just lost our Cody listener.
	Our Cody listener?
	What do you mean?
	We have Cody's out there to listen to the show.
	Well, so here's the question.
	Are they...
	Now, have they confirmed the gender yet?
	I mean, do they agree it's a boy, being millennials?
	They seem to, yes.
	It is a boy.
	Now, they didn't know what they were having, if I recall correctly.
	For some unknown reason, this is right.
	Wow.
	And are they happy with their surprise?
	It's a good-looking kid, yeah.
	Okay, good-looking.
	9.9 pounds, though.
	Holy crap.
	Yeah.
	Poor Jessie.
	Well, you saw how big she was.
	I need some questions.
	Questions answered.
	Did she...
	I know that she and Buzzkill Jr., a little crunchy granola, kind of, a little bit.
	Did she go for the epidural?
	I don't know.
	What?
	I don't pry into what they did.
	This is very important.
	These are things we all need to know.
	Why?
	Are you worried about getting one?
	No.
	I love it when women go in, I'm not going to take any drugs, it's going to be natural.
	And then at a certain point it's like, give me...
	At a certain point, it's like, give me the epigil, I want drugs!
	And at that point it's too late, they can't have it.
	And I find that always humorous.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	It's sick.
	All right.
	Well, happy grandson.
	Congratulations.
	On Sanco de Mayo, no less.
	Yes, it's a Sanco de Mayo, baby.
	Isn't that fantastic?
	So he'll always be dancing in the streets on his birthday.
	Oh, man.
	That's right.
	Well, very nice.
	Very nice.
	Very happy for you.
	And for them, of course.
	I know you're really thrilled.
	Yeah.
	I can tell.
	I know.
	Yeah.
	But 9.9, I remember I was 9 pounds, I think 7 ounces or something.
	My mom hated me for a while.
	And I came out with a completely squished face.
	Yeah, yeah, that can happen.
	Still that way, kind of, I guess.
	Okay, so it is a show day, which means something big is happening, and we have the Élections en France taking place in le Euroland.
	Yeah, they decided to have it on our show day.
	I think that was weird.
	Well, it's kind of them, you know.
	I think the first results will come in, you know, in the last hour of the show.
	So we will be able to...
	Now there's a lot going on, of course, right in these last few moments.
	Let me give you a little background here on the election.
	It is unusual for a former president or a current president to weigh in on a foreign election, particularly a European election, but President Obama has done that, endorsing one of the candidates.
	It's a sign of just how much is at stake.
	Isn't that called meddling in someone else's election when you do that?
	Yep.
	Yep.
	This is a campaign marked by candidates who are polar opposite.
	Actually, I'm going to switch to a different background.
	I always have her barking.
	I'm going to switch to a different background.
	This one's a little better.
	France is choosing who will be its next president.
	The two candidates, centrist Emmanuel Macron and the far-right's Marine Le Pen, have proposed very different visions leading up to the final second-round runoff.
	Despite the inclement weather across much of the country on Sunday, turnout in French presidential elections is traditionally high, with more than 40 million people expected to vote.
	This woman said, I'm worried for my grandchildren.
	I'm worried for the world.
	I'm worried for the future.
	I'm actually very worried, I must say.
	I'm worried!
	Security surrounding the vote remains a major concern following the terror attacks in Paris and Nice.
	More than 50,000 police and army officers are on duty.
	Early estimates of the results are expected at 8 p.m.
	local time.
	So that would be around 1 p.m.
	here.
	It brings up a phrase I want to mention for the word.
	Worrywort.
	Worrywort, yes.
	Very good one.
	I actually had a phrase from the Shays, which I'm saving for later in the show.
	Let's play the jingle.
	That's why, yeah.
	So a lot of interesting things happening at the very last minute.
	Some documents were leaked out.
	It's a complete fractal of WikiLeaks in the last...
	I'm sorry, I should say Russian WikiLeaks.
	Yes, Russian WikiLeaks.
	In the last hours, we have suggested tax evasion documents.
	A lot more insinuations that he's gay.
	He's on a gay mailing list.
	Woo!
	Woo!
	And an aide of his buys hard drugs with Bitcoin, and it doesn't get much better than that.
	Yes, it actually does.
	You get President Obama.
	I'm not planning to get involved in many elections now that I don't have to run for office again.
	Only the ones that pay me handsomely for doing so.
	But the French election is very important to the future of France and the values that we care so much about.
	Oh, it's important to the values because we can't have the Nazi person winning.
	Because the success of France matters to the entire world.
	Oh, really?
	Does it really matter to the entire world?
	I'm asking you, Joe.
	Do you think it really matters?
	I'm trying to answer.
	I don't think so.
	I mean, we like our champagne.
	I think it matters to maybe preventing World War III, which is whatever happens is going to happen.
	We like our champagne, our cognac.
	We like our brie.
	We like our fromage.
	I don't know if it's that important.
	I have admired the campaign that Emmanuel Macron has run.
	He has stood up for liberal values.
	He put forward a vision for the important role that France plays in Europe and around the world.
	And he is committed to a better future for the French people.
	He appeals to people's hopes and not their fears.
	Because of how important this election is, I also want you to know that I am supporting Emmanuel Macron to lead you forward.
	On Marche.
	What a patronizing, arrogant, smug bastard.
	Well, you're stepping on the best part because he says that and he follows it up with...
	Reporting Emmanuel Macron to lead you forward.
	On Marche.
	Vive le France.
	On Marche.
	Oh, hurry up, French slaves.
	Vive le France.
	On Marche.
	Papa, peep.
	Maman, peep papa.
	Amash, really?
	Viva la France.
	Viva la France.
	Viva la freedom fries.
	It's like Putin coming on our TV and making a bad announcement.
	He's getting blamed for that stuff.
	Putin's getting blamed for this email hacking.
	Well, this thing, by the way...
	Yeah, I know.
	Of course he is.
	Of course he is.
	But this thing going on with Obama...
	I don't see how that's any different than, you know, if Putin did anything he did, which I don't think he did, but...
	I don't think you did the email thing in France either.
	Why bother?
	It is the exact definition of meddling in affairs.
	Here's to me the summary clip of what is wrong with the thinking, and it's going to bring down the...
	I mean, the EU makes no sense to me when you listen to this clip.
	This is the clip that says Le Pen's...
	This is an update, last update.
	This was on PBS NewsHour.
	Very well.
	But nationally, it's not looking good for her at all.
	All the opinion polls suggest that Emmanuel Macron is going to win by a majority of 60% to 40%.
	The Yon Valley is one of the poorest districts of rural France.
	The lack of job prospects has forced many residents to move away.
	Le Pen's Frexit plans worry marketing executive David De Silva, and so he'll vote for the pro-European candidate Emmanuel Macron.
	We have access to everything, a great marketplace, and it would be a shame to lose that.
	Today, we obviously can't live without Europe.
	One of the most important factors in this election is the large number of undecided voters.
	If millions abstain, it could benefit Marine Le Pen.
	Restaurant worker Joana Touloir voted for left-winger Jean-Luc Mélenchon in the first round and now faces a major...
	Hey, isn't he one of our barons, Mélenchon? - You said Oh, I'm sorry.
	I'm like, hey, wait a minute.
	I know that guy.
	If Koreans abstain, it could benefit Marine Le Pen.
	He's a duke.
	He's a grand duke.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Restaurant worker Joana Toulloir voted for left-winger Jean-Luc Mélenchon in the first round and now faces a major dilemma.
	How come Macron didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize before this election?
	Isn't that kind of the fractal?
	No, you get it right after the election.
	Oh, right after the election.
	I don't feel understood by either side.
	Because with Emmanuel Macron, it's all about capitalism and speculation.
	And Marine Le Pen, it's her family history of being on the extreme right.
	We've already been through this.
	There's an undertone of defiance and maybe even desperation amongst the front supporters as they chant, we will win.
	In order for Le Pen to enter the presidential palace, there'll have to be a political surprise of Brexit or Donald Trump proportions.
	And that's the mantra to which parliamentary candidate Julien Audoul is clinging.
	Because she's the only one who speaks to the French, the only one who speaks to the forgotten ones, all those French who've been abandoned for decades.
	France's national anthem, written in the 18th century, is all about conflict.
	If Marine Le Pen upsets the odds and wins on Sunday, France and the European Union will face a major upheaval.
	But the pollsters believe French voters want stability and will follow the Dutch in rejecting right-wing nationalism.
	For the PBS News Hour, I'm Malcolm Brabant in the Yon Valley.
	Now this guy, let's do a couple of things here.
	First of all, this guy is a very slanted reporter.
	Yeah, this guy.
	Why, is he Chinese?
	What are you saying here?
	Adam at curry.com.
	I couldn't resist.
	He says he had...
	This report was just a piece of a longer report.
	And he says, notice that there's no multicultural people here.
	And he was out in the middle of nowhere in some countryside.
	And there was no way anybody but a bunch of white folks.
	And that was kind of just a cheap shot.
	But at the very beginning of the report, it was the giveaway that just...
	I just shook my head and sang what...
	What kind of thinking is this?
	We're in the Yon Valley, which is one of the poorest areas of France.
	France.
	And then he...
	It's just a little village.
	It's a very small commune somewhere in France that they're at.
	And he says, no one can get jobs here.
	No one can get work.
	And everyone's leaving the area.
	And he's going on and on, moaning and groaning.
	Right.
	And this guy, and he says, and then so-and-so who apparently lives there, some guy comes on, they interview him at the very beginning.
	You heard it.
	The guy says, oh, we've got to stay in the EU, otherwise we're screwed because they give us all these open markets and all these opportunities.
	We get it made by being in the EU. And I'm thinking, wait a minute.
	What doesn't make sense here?
	You're in some dying area because of the EU. Right.
	I mean, you're in a dying area.
	What has the EU done for you?
	It's not as though the EU just showed up yesterday.
	There's been years and years of, obviously, neglect.
	And he puts it together, this guy, Brabant or whatever his name is, he puts his piece together with this obvious discrepancy right at the beginning that just stands out, at least to me, like a sore thumb.
	Let's listen to it again.
	Now I want to hear this one more time.
	Very well, but nationally it's not looking good for her at all.
	All the opinion polls suggest that Emmanuel Macron is going to win by a majority of 60% to 40%.
	The Yon Valley is one of the poorest districts of rural France.
	The lack of job prospects has forced many residents to move away.
	Le Pen's Frexit plans worry marketing executive David De Silva.
	Here's all these poor people over here.
	But let's talk to the rich marketing executive.
	He'll know what's going on with the poor people.
	He must be in touch with them.
	And so he'll vote for the pro-European candidate Emmanuel Macron.
	We have access to everything.
	A great marketplace.
	No.
	And it would be a shame to lose that.
	Today, we obviously can't live...
	Well, that guy has access to a great marketplace.
	He's an advertising and marketing executive.
	Don't move there.
	I mean, he should be living in Paris.
	Yeah.
	He's roaming around the Yon Valley, and it's just like...
	Because it's cheap.
	Because it's cheap.
	I bet it is cheap, too.
	It's cheap.
	And it's very faint.
	Why do you think all of the Brits all live there?
	Well, a lot of Brits do.
	I hear you.
	I hear you.
	A bunch of douchebags.
	It's just a douchey report.
	It's a typical kind of crap that you get.
	In fact, I think today, if I have a theme for today's show, it's going to be lack of objective reporting.
	Well, I think there's a more overarching meme.
	And I know you relied on me because it's my beat to look into the American Health Care Act.
	Yes, actually.
	Yeah.
	I figured you would.
	Yeah, I actually have quite a bit of analysis.
	Oh.
	Yeah, if you're...
	Well, I want to warn you that I have a hunch because of the nature of this document and the size of it that I might say getting bored.
	You might, but I'm not going to go through the document itself.
	Oh, okay.
	How about that?
	Well, first of all, the reason why I bring it up now...
	You need to do a markup, though.
	Did you do a markup?
	No, no, no, no.
	We have to do this differently because I didn't want to bore you.
	Well, thank you.
	I appreciate that.
	You're welcome.
	I figure if I'm boring you, I'm boring at least 1% of the audience.
	Maybe two.
	Yeah, who knows?
	So the problem, of course, is that it's not just the media.
	We have a rash of people in the world and certainly in the United States of Gitmo Nation who just want to be YouTube stars.
	You know, the whole public is running on meme fumes.
	It's true.
	There's no education.
	No one is doing anything to educate themselves.
	It's just meme fumes.
	That's what it is.
	In both dimensions.
	Yes, this is true.
	And so a couple of very interesting, and my goodness, laudy laudy, very coincidental happenstances in the past few days leading up to this vote.
	I think it is the first time you've ever used that word.
	Laudy?
	No, happenstance.
	Well, thank you.
	I'm trying to expand my vocabulary instead of using of course all the time.
	You've done it by a word at a time.
	One word at a time.
	And I believe that this analysis and deconstruction will be interesting for people who are not dealing with this problem directly, because this is a U.S. problem.
	And it is a very big problem, seeing as I had to opt out of healthcare coverage due to the cost, just way too high.
	I moved in with Tina the Keeper, and in six months, then I can participate in her plan.
	The difference of $1,000 a month.
	So this, yeah, it concerns a lot of people.
	The people like myself who are, I'm not poor by any means, but, you know, middle class.
	You know, these are the ones who hit the hardest with this stuff.
	And that's not being reported.
	No one gives a crap about them in the media.
	It's not emphasized, but I think there's some reportage.
	Well, Let me remind you that, you know, Hillary Clinton, as she's on her hit list tour, all she can think about, all she can talk about is how Comey, you know, just days before, just a week before the election, 11 days, whatever, blew all of her chances.
	But what is not discussed is that just days before that, you know, the news broke of Obamacare insurance premiums going up 20%, people crying.
	Again, by the way.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And she had no answer for that.
	And Trump, true or not, said, yeah, we're going to fix this.
	And she had no answer.
	None.
	And I think that's a big part of why she lost.
	But this is important.
	And everybody has some form of health care in their own country, and they'll probably recognize some of the issues.
	How about this for an idea?
	What?
	The Comey thing was done as this didn't hurt her chances at all.
	It was a smoke screen to keep people from recognizing the fact she wasn't going to do crap about the health care.
	That's why I bring it up.
	It's very possible.
	And she just didn't think it would be all that bad, or I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I don't think it was that bad.
	I don't believe the bullcrap story that she's been saying over and over and over again that she would have won the election if it was on October 28th.
	No, of course not.
	Anyway, so this thing passed.
	The House of Representatives in the U.S. Congress still has to go to the Senate.
	This was seen as a big victory.
	And the people on the face bag, fueled, of course, by what was happening on cable news, predominantly lost their crap entirely.
	I mean, we already heard the setup when I played Cory Booker, saying, oh, people dying is going to be horrible.
	A quick montage as a backgrounder here.
	As it was passing, these hours leading up to it, a little three-by-three of all the networks and how they were reporting on this.
	The House passing their version of a healthcare overhaul by a slim margin.
	The opposition from Democrats fierce.
	An angry backlash audible on the floor.
	Democrats singing and waving goodbye to Republicans.
	Respect to transactions related to North Korea and for other purposes.
	The taunt suggesting the bill will cost Republican seats in the 2018 midterm elections.
	And outside...
	Shame on you!
	This is still the Game of Thrones influence, you know?
	I think the funny thing was that they cut to the shame on you.
	It's not like they cut shame on you, shame on you.
	No, it's one cadence.
	It's a one hit.
	Yeah, of course!
	This is well done, man.
	These guys are pros.
	Adjusting the bill will cost Republican seats in the 2018 midterm elections.
	And outside...
	Shame on you!
	Vice President Biden lashing out on Twitter, calling it a day of shame in Congress, adding millions of Americans will lose coverage.
	Democrats are also taunting Republicans predicting the bill will cost them in the midterm elections.
	Democrats argued Republicans would be punished at the ballot box.
	But you have every provision of this bill tattooed on your forehead.
	You will glow in the dark on this one.
	And when the bill passed, they sang this on the floor.
	Alright, so it's all kind of the same.
	Idea is the Democrats were saying, oh, you guys are so stupid.
	This pass, you're never going to get re-elected.
	Nah, nah, nah, nah.
	They're singing this song in Congress.
	I mean, that was on remote control, an MTV game show where they used that.
	What has happened to our government?
	What a crappy government.
	I highlight here a little snippet from CBS where you can actually hear the dichotomy in their reporting.
	Where, you know, you'll hear these smug...
	Democrats singing na-na-na, hey-hey, say goodbye.
	And then the reporter will actually blame the Republicans for not being modest.
	It's crazy to hear this stuff.
	You might be able to hear in the background some chanting na-na-na-na, hey-hey, goodbye.
	That's Democrats chanting on the House floor because they believe that House Republicans...
	She should have given the artist, the label, the album that was from.
	I mean, not just the lyrics.
	I mean, you could have done better than that.
	Democrats chanting on the House floor because they believe that House Republicans will come to rue the day that they cast this vote, rolling back major pieces of Obamacare, replacing others.
	Republicans are not being modest in their victory.
	They already have cases of beer standing by here at the Capitol, Scott, to celebrate.
	Then they're going to be boarding buses and heading to the White House, where the president is waiting to celebrate with them in the Rose Garden.
	A very unusual move.
	Given the fact that, as you point out, this is only the first step in this bill's legislative journey.
	It now goes to the Senate, where it will almost certainly undergo major changes.
	Then it has to come back here to the House.
	And there are many steps along that journey where it could get derailed.
	Okay.
	Here's NBC, a little shorter.
	It's clear that they're counting on President Trump to make the case to the American people over the objections of the AARP, over the objections of the American Medical Association, over the objections of the American Nurses Association, that what they did was the right thing to do.
	That's a big risk to take when you're talking about the most unpopular president in American history at this stage of his presidency.
	And, Nicole, it's a big risk for some of those members of the House who are going to face very difficult re-election battles in swing districts.
	Oh, yeah.
	Coming up in a year and a half or so, you heard Nancy Pelosi say they're going to end up walking the plank on this, and those ads that the Democratic Party is already starting to put together is going to make them glow in the dark.
	The Senate will probably look at some fixes, some efficiencies, but I don't think the Senate will produce a bill that's as extreme as what came out of the House.
	Members of Congress are saying, we can go back to our district and say, we did vote to repeal and replace for them.
	That might be the whole ballgame.
	And that's popular among a sliver of movement conservatives, but this is about people's families, people's lives.
	All right.
	So this is kind of where the news media was going, and it was boring.
	You know, it's like, this is not a real story.
	People don't want to really hear this.
	So we had to kind of slowly get something going.
	We could get some real outrage.
	And it was Krauthammer, actually, because I'd heard about this.
	I was like, ah, but I... I hadn't looked at it, I didn't give a crap, so I wasn't thinking like a no-agenda producer.
	And it was Krauthammer, who I like a lot on Fox, who said a couple of things.
	He's talking about a single-payer at the end, and we'll get to that later, but he said some other important things here.
	The debate in the last couple of days has been over the pre-existing conditions clause in Obamacare, reviled by libertarians, but popular with a lot of the public.
	That sacrosanct at this point can't go anywhere, do you think?
	Absolutely sacrosanct.
	I think what conservatives and Republicans are beginning to understand is how the fundamental view of health care among the American people has changed.
	Obamacare is a disaster on the ground.
	Yes.
	What it's done to our system, what it's done economically, it's in a death spiral, and politically it ruined the Democrats.
	However, there's an irony and a hidden victory here.
	Over these last seven years, people's expectations have changed.
	You watched the debate over the last three months, Dick Tucker.
	What are the grounds?
	The grounds are all liberal grounds.
	How many people are going to lose their coverage?
	How can you leave people out in the cold?
	The Jimmy Kimball thing.
	It's showing that the country is at a point.
	Where I think it believes in universal coverage.
	And once you are there, the ground is shifted and Republicans and conservatives are going to have a hard time arguing for a consumer-based, market-oriented healthcare system.
	We're in a different world.
	Where health savings accounts may not be popular to the majority.
	I saw a piece this week entitled The Conservative Case...
	For single-payer, I'm not sure most conservatives are quite there yet, but you think that's where it's going?
	I think that's where we're going.
	Whether it'll end up single-payer, you know, like on the Canadian system or not, I'm not sure, but I will guarantee you this.
	Within a few years, there won't even be an argument about whether or not government has an obligation To ensure that everybody gets health coverage.
	That's what the Democrats wanted all along.
	They weren't quite ready to pull the trigger in 2010, so they ended up with this hybrid system, this rickety system, which is not self-sustaining.
	But the idea, I think, has now sunk in.
	Okay, so a couple things here that Krauthammer reminded me of.
	One was that I needed to look at this Jimmy Kimmel thing.
	The other is, I think, which is, he's absolutely spot on.
	The machine has already programmed everybody to believe that everyone, it's a human right to have health care.
	We deserve it.
	The magical government should be paying for it, however that magic happens.
	And I think he's completely right.
	Completely right.
	Well, this is what I've been saying all along.
	Yes.
	And we're going to get to that because that flows seamlessly into single-payer, and I know that you agree with that, and I've gone on board to...
	Lots of people I know are like...
	And by the way, you've gone on board with it, which is a sign that Krauthammer's right...
	Horowitz has gone on board with it.
	And Horowitz is the most Republican guy I know.
	He's the most Republican guy I know, yes.
	Now, before we get to that, in this is a little bit of the ground zero of what happened leading up to, and this was, the coincidence was fucking, excuse me, was really mind-blowing.
	You'd say it almost can't be a coincidence, but of course it is.
	And this is Jimmy Kimmel's kid.
	And I'm just going to play a little bit at the beginning of his monologue in case you missed it.
	I do have the full 13 minutes in the show notes at 927.noagendanotes.com.
	It was very emotional.
	It was really heartfelt.
	It was really good.
	Any parent understands how he felt, particularly going out and trying to do his job.
	I have a story to tell about something that happened to our family last week.
	I'm sorry.
	You know, I try not to get emotional, but it was a scary story.
	And before I go into it, I want you to know it has a happy ending, okay?
	So when I'm telling this, don't get too upset.
	Leave that to me.
	That's a trigger warning, if I ever heard one.
	...a week ago on Friday, April 21st, my wife, Molly, gave birth to a boy, a baby boy.
	His name is William John Kimmel.
	Woo!
	So I don't have to play the whole thing.
	You hear the emotion in his voice and it gets worded.
	It goes up and down.
	He cracks jokes.
	Very professional.
	What a talent.
	You've seen it, I'm sure.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	The end, though, was the perfect storm, ground zero, and abused as such.
	And I found, to a degree, a gratuitous slam at the president.
	And...
	But it's how he felt or what someone had said he might want to, someone had suggested it, I don't know, but it came down to the pre-existing condition part that is now being not just debated, people are going insane over this, particularly on the face bags.
	It's been very interesting 48 hours for me.
	So I'm going to play the ending as he kind of, the end of his monologue as he pitches this issue of pre-existing condition.
	I couldn't ask for a better partner.
	I'm so happy we had this baby together.
	I'm definitely getting a vasectomy after this.
	By the way, you may want to call him about that, John.
	You're friendly.
	You don't want to look like a lesbian.
	Apparently, I gave up on my commentary.
	I think you should stay in there, man.
	Don't give in to the war on men.
	You've got to help all men.
	I don't have his number.
	And I want to say one other thing.
	President Trump last month proposed a $6 billion cut in funding to the National Institute of Health.
	And thank God our congressman made a deal last night to not go along with that.
	They actually increased funding by $2 billion.
	and I applaud them for doing that.
	Because more than 40% of the people who would have been affected by those cuts of the National Institute of Health are children and it would have a major impact on a lot of great places including Children's Hospital in Los Angeles which is so unbelievably sad to me.
	We were brought up to believe that we live in the greatest country in the world, but until a few years ago, millions and millions of us had no access to health insurance at all.
	Before 2014, if you were born with congenital heart disease like my son was, there was a good chance you'd never be able to get health insurance because you had a pre-existing condition.
	You were born with a pre-existing condition.
	If your parents didn't have medical insurance, you might not live long enough to even get denied because of a pre-existing condition.
	If your baby is going to die, and it doesn't have to, It shouldn't matter how much money you make.
	I think that's something that, whether you're a Republican or a Democrat or something else, we all agree on that, right?
	I mean, we do.
	This was so masterful.
	This is why how the universe sometimes works baffles me.
	That this happened, and this came right before the vote, and it was just too delicious to believe, my pretty.
	Whatever you're part of, whatever you believe, whatever you support, we need to make sure that the people who are supposed to represent us, the people who are meeting about this right now in Washington, understand that very clearly. the people who are meeting about this right now in Let's stop with the nonsense.
	This isn't football.
	There are no teams.
	We are the team.
	It's the United States.
	Don't let their partisan squabbles divide us on something every decent person wants.
	We need to take care of each other.
	I saw a lot of families there.
	No parent should ever have to decide if they can afford to save their child's life.
	It just shouldn't happen.
	Not here.
	So...
	Anyway, thank you for listening.
	I promise I'm not going to cry for the rest of the show.
	Please say a prayer.
	It was very heartfelt, but the timing...
	I'm sure a lot of people think I'm a gigantic nutsack for the things I'm about to say.
	I'm just saying that there are possibilities.
	What happened later on Chris Hayes' show...
	This really ramped stuff up.
	And it affected me personally because I know the person in question.
	You know her as well.
	Jenny Jardin.
	She's interviewed me.
	She is odd.
	I've always thought, well, she's odd.
	Where does she come from?
	What is her deal?
	Never really cared much to figure it out.
	But now whether this was written and acted, which I'm just saying it because holy crap it was good.
	But knowing Jenny a little bit, I doubt it.
	You know, she had cancer.
	She has cancer.
	I thought she was in remission.
	I think it's an ongoing process with her.
	It's definitely very tough for her.
	She writes about it, and so I follow it.
	Yeah, she does write about it, so you can follow what she says.
	And she appears on Chris Hayes, and this happens.
	Jenny, that gets to this sort of question of where you think of yourself and other folks like you, for whom this is life and death, and millions of others who have family members for whom this is life and death, like And I want you to know that she starts out with her glasses on, and after the first sentence, she takes off her glasses, and tears just start flowing freely down her face.
	The energy of investing yourself in fighting for the political outcome you want to see happen.
	It's not a political outcome.
	It's a human outcome.
	Glasses come off.
	This isn't the America that I love.
	The America that I love...
	It cares about my right to life, even though I'm 46 years past being a fetus.
	The America that I love loves diversity.
	It knows that Children.
	You know, like Jimmy Kimmel's kid.
	God bless him for saying what he did the other night.
	He knows that those babies weren't born into the world with some kind of original sin that makes some of them worthy of death and the others worthy of life.
	This isn't robbing Peter to pay Paul.
	This is killing Peter to pay Paul.
	This isn't America.
	That was boom!
	A couple interesting things in that.
	One was her two religious references, and then both a negative.
	Yep.
	One was, it wasn't born with original sin.
	Yeah, I know.
	And the other one was the Peter and Paul reference.
	Yeah, with a twist.
	With a twist.
	Yeah.
	Okay, go on.
	Well, so this, I thought to myself, okay, now I'm just going to say I believe that in my heart this Jenny is truthful.
	I'm open to other interpretation, obviously.
	And so, well, this has gone far enough.
	We're making each other sick.
	What the hell are they talking about?
	Is this true?
	This was a promise.
	I recall very clearly the president saying, pre-existing conditions, I want to keep that in.
	It's going to cost us, but I want to keep that in.
	Yes, he's been around the stump saying that.
	Yeah.
	And also everyone will get coverage.
	So I go and, of course, I'm reading the entire bill, including the most important amendment, which is the one that's being discussed, Section 137, Constructions.
	This is the only part I'm going to read of this bill.
	A. No gender rating.
	Nothing in this act shall be construed as permitting health insurance issuers to discriminate in rates for health insurance coverage by gender.
	And B. No limiting action.
	One of the ironies, I think, of this moment.
	Sorry.
	Didn't mean to do that.
	And B, no limiting access to coverage for individuals with pre-existing conditions.
	Nothing in this act shall be construed as permitting health insurance issuers to limit access to health coverage for individuals with pre-existing conditions.
	That's pretty damn clear to me.
	And then the rest of this amendment goes into, you know, different levels of protection because of the...
	We're not going to discuss all this about the waivers and how states, you know, can get federal money to pay for premiums for people in high-risk pools.
	We will talk about that for a second.
	So what I realized is that...
	Backing up.
	So I went all over the place trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
	Why are people seeing this when I'm reading something different?
	So I actually post that on the face bag, that actual passage, and say, you know, hey, I'm probably dumb, I'm just blonde and a VJ, but I'm reading here pre-existing conditions is expressly forbidden.
	So how does that work?
	So I post that to the face bag and the professor chimes in.
	What does the professor say?
	Well, so I got two links out of it.
	This is what was great.
	I got two links, one from dimension A and one from dimension B. Ah, now we're getting somewhere.
	And this was very interesting.
	And as the discussion kind of went through it, but let me just give you an example of the pushback.
	Let's stop for a second, because this could be confusing.
	It's clear that you've discovered, by reading the bill...
	Yes.
	That it's clear that pre-existing conditions are covered by the bill.
	Yes.
	And it's obvious.
	It's written out as such.
	Not even with legalese.
	I mean, this is English.
	Yeah, it's plain English.
	Now, at the same time, we have Kimmel lecturing the public.
	And by the way, I thought it was very heartfelt.
	But not if he's lecturing the public with misinformation.
	Right.
	That's very disturbing to me.
	And then to follow it up with Chris Hayes having Jeannie on, and she is going nuts over something that doesn't exist.
	She's doing the same thing.
	She's lecturing the public with misinformation.
	And now, I immediately say to myself, why?
	Why?
	What happened?
	Why are they lying to us like this?
	And now you're going to tell us.
	Well, yeah, we have to go through a couple of things.
	So the pushback, and it was very interesting again to me that the first two comments were from people I respect highly, their dude's name, Ben.
	And they used to work at my company when it was the public company.
	And so Bill Elberg chimes in.
	Issue isn't denial of coverage of individuals with pre-existing conditions.
	It's cranking the rates to the point where insurance is unaffordable for them.
	The high-risk pools are nowhere near the dollars of what the Obamacare was providing.
	Also, if you remove the individual mandate, that takes a lot of people out of the system and dollars the insurance company have to make up.
	How?
	By cranking rates in general and providing less coverage.
	And then Christian Fleming comes in.
	Yeah, Bill is right.
	And the way this is presented is sleight of hand.
	So now I know there's programming going on.
	Mind control.
	And I ask a simple question.
	Can anybody please post for me an opinion, because all I'm seeing is opinion, that relates directly to the text of the law?
	Is that too much to ask for?
	I think it's a very, I mean, that would be something very typical.
	And then the professor jumps in.
	Yes, it's surprising that no one has generated an annotated version of the bill.
	That would be super useful given how cryptic its language is.
	I say, cryptic?
	Did you read this?
	And then there's opinion pieces, one that he posted, one that Bill posted, or Chris Marriott, yet another person, but he's a Republican who used to work for my company.
	And in Dimension B, we have a piece from the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, That literally mirrors the Dimension A document from Congressman Hal Rogers who explains exactly how there are four tiers of protecting pre-existing conditions from having rates rise.
	But...
	What Dimension B thinks is that it's right in the language.
	I'm going to read it to you again.
	Nothing in this act shall be construed as permitting health insurance issuers to limit access to health coverage for individuals with pre-existing conditions.
	Access.
	So they're saying, well, access doesn't mean a guaranteed price.
	If you go to Merriam-Webster and you look at the exact definitions, you could read it either way.
	Because access is also defined in the first definition as ability to be able to do something.
	But you could also see it as an entryway.
	So now we're down to this minutia.
	So what is the intent of this damn thing?
	And this goes back and forth.
	And it's very obvious to me, no one understands how the insurance industry works and what we're dealing with.
	And if I were the architect of this plan, and this is kind of the conclusion up front, this is the only way that this could be going on, you need to regulate the insurance companies because they are the bad actors, and we're going to find out why.
	They're really shits in this whole process.
	And who do you think wrote this bill?
	We know who's trying to get away with stuff.
	It's the bankers.
	That's insurance companies.
	There's no guys in lab coats at the insurance company.
	They're bankers, three-piece suits, Wall Street.
	Let's understand how this system works right now.
	And by the way, it's just a continuation of their bad acting during the Obamacare fiasco.
	With all the hoops you've got to jump through to get a bottle of pills.
	And the reason they jumped out is because Obamacare was incomplete for them without the risk corridor provision, which said, hey, if you guys don't make the profit you think you were going to make, you project it, then we'll make it up, the American taxpayer.
	They had billions set aside.
	Just give it to them.
	Hey, thanks for participating.
	Thanks for making profit.
	You didn't make enough profit, so here's some more.
	It was never defined as if we lose money.
	It was just defined as if we don't hit our targets.
	So I spent a lot of time talking to our producers over the weekend who we have working in the medical field.
	I really think it's good for us to understand how we got to this point and what may or may not be able to be done because you can't regulate the insurance companies.
	The only thing you can do is say, hey, here's the boundaries.
	If you step over that, we're going to, I guess, shame you publicly.
	It's very clear, this language.
	That's And all the rest is just mind control based upon the Jimmy Kimmel, Jenny Jardin, etc.
	Just as Krauthammer said, people are thinking this now in their minds.
	So, currently, we've talked about this before, insurance companies reimburse practitioners for a max of 28 cents on the dollar.
	And you can try this yourself, go in and say, hey, I want to pay cash, I'll pay 30 cents on the dollar.
	They'll take it because they don't have to fill out the paperwork.
	And the paperwork is according to the insurance company's protocol.
	This is all that coding for all these different afflictions.
	Everything has a code.
	And it's like skip logic in their system.
	Like, well, if you have this code, then this treatment has to be given.
	This treatment has to be given.
	This referral has to be given.
	And if you don't do everything exactly right, which is very difficult to do, then they don't reimburse you at all.
	What?
	You've been arguing with them for 180 days?
	It's expired.
	Sorry.
	This is no longer collectible.
	So, this is a big hassle for doctors.
	You've heard the same thing from doctors who you know, John.
	Oh, yeah.
	They hate it.
	It's crazy.
	More than half of their time is spent on this.
	And they look like dicks for the amount of money that's going back and forth.
	But they have to have these rates because the insurance company will only pay out 28% so they can make any money at all.
	And now you see that people even stiff them on co-pays.
	The doctors.
	I'm like, ah, screw these guys.
	The doctor, for whatever reason, I didn't get to the bottom of it, it's legal or ethical or whatever it is.
	They don't just fire you as a patient.
	One of the practitioners I spoke to who does about a million, million and a half a year in revenue, has $110,000 of outstanding co-pays.
	Let that sink in.
	People just stiffing the doctors.
	So, a lot of this stems from the EMRs.
	This was all solidified in Obamacare.
	The electronic medical record.
	It was mandated.
	You have to have it.
	Two ways to install it.
	You can do it yourself.
	It costs about $100,000.
	It could be $70,000 really for the system, but you've got to get people in.
	So, I'm just saying, easy round number, $100,000 is what I've heard.
	However, you could have this subsidized By the government, under the provision that 33% of your patients you'd have to take from Medicare.
	Another problem, and I'll tell you why.
	Currently under Medicare, and I believe this number to be true because I had it confirmed twice, do you know what the reimbursement is from Medicare to a doctor for an office visit, just an office visit, a checkup?
	I have no idea.
	What do you think it should cost?
	I think they should reimburse it 100%.
	But how much money?
	Just in dollar value?
	Oh, for a doctor's visit, I think they'll run around 100 bucks.
	Yeah.
	Medicare reimburses an office visit for $7.
	Seven.
	So you see the problem.
	So you have to get this thing, then all of a sudden you have all this hassle with patients that a lot of doctors just don't want to take for this very reason.
	Now here's where the scam really comes into play.
	Because you have these codes, you've got the electronic medical record, which is run by the insurance companies.
	They have something called quality measurements.
	And this is done through the same protocol and coding system.
	Doctors are ranked in tiers.
	So tier one, you know, you're the doctor that's doing everything by the book.
	Hey, let me check your toenail.
	Got to refer you to somebody else.
	In fact, the doctors are incentivized for doing this low-level kind of keep people healthy pipeline with everything they can put in there.
	So that those people can be pooled into a lower premium group and the unhealthy people immediately go into the high risk pool with high premiums.
	So we're actually incentivizing the system to jack up premiums on unhealthy people.
	And you've got people saying, oh, doctor, please, please, please.
	And this is under Obamacare right now today.
	Doctor, please don't write down that I'm 10 pounds overweight.
	You know, I don't want to get into obesity problems and have it affect my premium.
	This is happening today.
	Along with this comes the patient portals.
	This is just mind-numbing for doctors.
	Because all your lab results, everything around...
	I don't have one because I don't have a doctor.
	I don't have anything.
	But I've seen...
	Like, Tina has a patient portal, and she's like, oh, here's my levels, and here's what's going on.
	And people are going to WebMD, and they're saying, hey, hey, hey, doc, I've got to talk to you.
	I'm dying.
	I've got cancer.
	I don't know.
	It's...
	You can just imagine what people are doing.
	So this is being solved in a number of ways.
	The main one is the hospitals.
	There's only, I think, two big corporations that own all the hospitals.
	They're now going and they're buying up all these practices.
	They want to own the whole thing.
	And they probably hope to stiff the insurance companies By having it all under their roof, they'll have total control.
	So there's an actual war going on there.
	So they want to get everybody in.
	And they're talking to a lot of doctors who are set to retire anyway.
	The current offering is about 1.5 times valuation.
	So if you're doing a million dollars, they'll give you a million five, but you get to move into the hospital.
	Your staff is assimilated.
	And then when the doctor is ready to retire, they have everybody and everything's good to go.
	So If the only thing, besides going to single-payer, the only thing that could be going on is we have to somehow, by also opening up interstate competition between the insurance companies, which I think, of course, will make, car insurance, when that happened, car insurance got a lot more affordable.
	So, you know, that's just a, it's a protected racket that has to end.
	And maybe Trump is just saying, well, you know, this is the only way I can do it is get this passed.
	And if these guys start jacking up rates on pre-existing conditions, we're going to, you know, I'm going to raise public problems about it.
	The medical field, meanwhile, has done something very interesting.
	And this is something that the no agenda producers need to keep their eye on.
	The concept of concierge medicine.
	Have you heard of this?
	I've heard of it.
	I'm not sure what it means.
	I think it's been covered in some of the local news stories.
	And it's happening everywhere, mainly in middle class and upper class neighborhoods, in areas, districts, where you pay a set amount of money directly to your doctor, to your GP, per month.
	And it ranges from $100 to about $400.
	And you can get unlimited visits, house calls, I'll talk to you on the phone.
	You circumvent everything and everybody.
	And this is really catching fire.
	People are really digging this idea.
	I like the idea, too.
	I didn't even know it existed until I started.
	Well, this is more...
	I had this pharmacist in Albany who died a few years back, but he was very famous.
	He was a notorious John Birch Society guy.
	I remember him when I was in college.
	And I ended up doing business with him as my pharmacy.
	And he was a great guy to talk to.
	And he would always bring up the fact, he says, you know, none of this happened before the insurance companies came in the picture.
	The drugs were cheaper.
	The doctors, you just pay out of pocket.
	You always paid out of pocket for the doctor.
	You didn't pay an insurance company to pay them.
	That's all new.
	And this whole thing ramped, and it ramped quickly.
	And He's always seen it as a massive scam.
	Sure, it is.
	And it's a racket that's being protected.
	And the public doesn't understand how it really works.
	And so all this outrage is bad.
	Completely misplaced.
	You're angry at the wrong people.
	This may not be the way to go.
	This may not be the way to fix it.
	Of course, if you want to go to single-payer, you've often used the existing programs as what it is.
	We have single-payer systems.
	In this case, the worst example of single-payer is the VA, the Veterans Administration.
	Now, this is apparently going to be fixed, but people are dying.
	You know, they're committing suicide, just waiting for treatment.
	So, you know, single-payer in America, sadly, it could be, the slogan could be, VA for everyone!
	You know, something like that.
	Well, the difference between that single-payer and Medicare, of course, is that with Medicare, you go through, it's not, you don't have to go to the VA hospital or the Medicare hospital.
	But you may have to go to a designated hospital or practitioner.
	Definitely.
	That's not, I don't think that's necessarily the case.
	It's not as designated as it is with the system as it now exists under Obamacare, where you have these little groupings.
	Like my daughter, for example, she has to go to this group of doctors, which is all designated.
	It's more designated than Medicare, for sure.
	Hmm.
	Well, having lived under a single-payer system, and I was reminded of this last night, I was telling Tina about it, it really presents a visible class structure within society.
	And the example I have is when I was seven or eight going to, no, it had to be more on nine or ten, going to Dutch school because I dropped in like fifth grade and didn't speak a word of Dutch, whole trauma there.
	Yeah.
	The way it worked was, you know, it was built into your taxes.
	You never paid anything for a doctor.
	The doctor would do a lot.
	House visits, all kinds of stuff.
	Dental care was a truck that rolled up at school twice a year.
	And then, you know, like a facilities truck, kind of like a camera, TV camera truck with the directors inside, with little steps leading up to it.
	And everyone could hear kids screaming and howling in pain.
	I think that's a good idea.
	For the three days that it was there.
	The screaming.
	Kids were throwing up out of fear.
	It was really horrible.
	But also, if you needed a prescription for your eyes and you're poor, then you would get glasses.
	And they're known as the Sikofondsbrillige.
	The Dutch system is called the Sikofonds, the Sikfund, which is...
	I love the Dutch.
	They're so...
	They're so negative.
	The sick fund.
	Not the healthy fund, no.
	No, the sick fund.
	And Briliche is a small glasses.
	And they were pretty much like the wire frame glasses that Dustin Hoffman wore in Papillon.
	And so you would point the kid out.
	Stylish at the moment.
	Yeah, you would point out the kid and go, ah, you've got a sick fund glasses.
	Ah, you're under welfare.
	You can't afford any better ones.
	It's really horrible.
	Yeah, well, anyway.
	It's not as though that doesn't exist in the world of kids.
	So when you understand the background, now you can see that people are just talking completely out of their buttholes.
	No one can relate any of this opinion directly to the legislation because it is clear.
	There cannot be a rise in premiums for pre-existing conditions.
	If it happens, the insurance companies, they can forget a lot of bailouts that they look forward to in the future.
	Two more things about this.
	Planned Parenthood.
	Nowhere in the bill does it say, we're taking money away from Planned Parenthood.
	There's no defunding of Planned Parenthood.
	And I'm going to play something here, and it really struck me about planned parenthood being, oh, pre-existing condition.
	No, that's not what this is about.
	The only thing, well, there's two things.
	One is federal money cannot be used for abortions, and it's specified in this act, except if it's incest, risk of the life of the mother.
	So these things are already in there, the exact Roe v.
	Wade copy, pretty much, of what is permissible.
	So what is the money that's going to Planned Parenthood being used for?
	We listened to Planned Parenthood CEO Cecile Richards with Andrea Mitchell.
	The winds are not blowing well for Planned Parenthood.
	This vote is likely to pass the House and it does defund Planned Parenthood, which means all of your clinics around the country for women's health.
	It's a devastating day for women on Capitol Hill right now.
	Not just the millions of women who count on Planned Parenthood for cancer screenings and birth control, which is what they're trying to deny access to.
	But obviously 24 million people are going to lose access to health insurance coverage and a whole lot of other benefits that women have gotten over the last eight years.
	We're desperately concerned about what's going to happen.
	It'll create chaos for women in America.
	Chaos?
	Who depend on us for affordable health care, and we will fight to make sure that this bill never passes the United States Senate.
	What weapons do you have, though?
	It's a Republican Senate.
	It's a Republican House.
	Women are speaking out in record numbers.
	Republican women, Democratic women, they're going to town hall meetings.
	They are calling record numbers of women, calling their members of Congress, saying they will not go back to a time when they couldn't have access to repatriate health care in America.
	Now, Cecile Richards is disingenuous in this.
	She really is.
	And I was looking at the 990, trying to understand, because I said, hold on a second.
	They're called Planned Parenthood.
	In Planned Parenthood, they say that they deal with reproductive rights, reproductive stuff.
	In fact, let me, well, I'll give it a minute.
	But that's only 5% of their business, and that's not subsidized.
	Even though money is fungible and a dollar can be over here and then it's over there, all of a sudden it's all done in the accounting.
	But I know for sure that an abortion at Planned Parenthood that is not risk to the mother or any of that costs $600.
	They really get Medicare funding.
	That's really how they make their money, and so they're being cut off from that.
	Now, let's listen to their mission statement, because I wanted to understand, why are they doing cancer screenings?
	Why do I see on their website they have body issues, they have sexuality issues?
	I mean, this is not really related to Planned Parenthood anymore, and Tina said they at least should rebrand and explain what they're doing, because they even have jock itch services.
	How does money earmarked for Planned Parenthood How does that jive with jock itch?
	I don't know.
	So she said, what's the mission?
	Here's the mission statement.
	I found it to be very interesting.
	The mission of Planned Parenthood is to provide comprehensive reproductive and complementary health care services Jock itch in settings which preserve and protect the essential privacy and rights of each individual.
	That, of course, relates to Roe v.
	Wade so they can do abortions.
	To advocate public policies which guarantee these rights and ensure access to such services.
	And to provide educational programs which enhance understanding of individual and societal implications of human sexuality.
	So what is this?
	Is it a think tank or what are they doing?
	They also promote research in the advancement of technology in reproductive healthcare.
	This is a great sentence.
	Reproductive healthcare, in their mind, is abortion.
	That's what it means.
	It means stopping birth.
	So they want to promote research and advancement of technology in stopping birth.
	Interesting.
	Also encourage understanding of their inherent bioethical, behavioral, and societal implications.
	I'm going back to saying this is still a eugenics outfit.
	I don't like that language at all.
	If they say only 5% of the work we do is abortions, cancer screenings, it's understandable, yeah, okay.
	You know, you need to check for HPV, but it's not necessarily family planning.
	So they need to clean up their image if they want to.
	And what are they trying to do?
	Is it only for women?
	Is it discriminatory against men?
	Are they trying to be your general practitioner and just get all the Medicare money?
	I don't understand what they're doing.
	And that is another one of these.
	You can't just say, oh, women's access to healthcare is being shut off.
	These are memes.
	This is your meme fumes.
	It has to stop.
	It's making people sick.
	Jenny Jardin is getting very sick from this shit, if she was genuine.
	Oh, no, she was definitely genuine.
	I thought so, too.
	She doesn't have a...
	Phony bone in her body, as far as I can tell.
	I agree.
	I have one clip to wrap it up from Bill Maher's show from the other night.
	And it's about this, but also this woman who is speaking is Maya Wiley.
	And she's from the New School?
	You know what the New School is?
	We've actually discussed the New School in great detail.
	Good.
	Refresh my memory, please.
	I can't remember.
	But I know we discussed it.
	It's a...
	Yeah, I'll read it to you.
	The New School is in New York City, is the only comprehensive university where a world-renowned design school, Parsons, joins a liberal arts college, a performing arts college, and graduate programs in schools, including the New School for Social Research, to seek out new ways to create a more...
	It's a modern version of a liberal arts college, with a very politically leaning left...
	Yeah, to seek out new ways and new civilizations.
	To create a more just, more beautiful, and better designed world.
	Oh, we need these people in our future.
	And this is...
	They're going to tell you what to do.
	Yeah, Maya Wiley, who is the Senior VP of Social Justice at the New School.
	I've decided I want to change my title from podcaster to VP of Social Justice.
	That's a business card.
	Hey...
	You should put it on a business card.
	Let's see what happens.
	Here she is.
	Here's the thing.
	Jimmy said, if your baby...
	Jimmy again, I should have reminded you that the ground zero was Jimmy.
	Here's the thing.
	Jimmy said, if your baby's going to die, and it doesn't have to, it shouldn't matter how much money you make.
	I think that's something, whether you're a Republican or a Democrat, we all agree on.
	And unfortunately, that's not true.
	And that needs to be said.
	That's not true.
	One side wants to tax rich people so babies don't have to die.
	And one side is mostly against that.
	And this lets Republicans off the hook.
	Let's not fuck around with this.
	We are not on the same page with this.
	This is not a squabble.
	Where it's about just two sides being...
	It really is values.
	I mean, what we've seen, this is a clarifying week, because what this vote showed was a kind of willingness to embrace naked cruelty.
	People will die.
	People will die, and they know it, and it's a price they're willing to pay.
	We are not all on the same page.
	We don't all agree.
	We are not all on the same page.
	We do not all agree.
	But I think one of the things we have to remember is 20 Republicans voted against this bill.
	And the truth is we also know...
	20 out of...
	Yeah, but we also know that it was actually the strategy of the House Republicans who were trying to knit this deal together.
	Frankly, to get the Freedom Caucus, once again, thanks to gerrymandering, they have undue influence in Congress outside of the percentage of popular vote in the states they're representing.
	So they're not actually reflecting a lot of their constituents.
	And that's what we have to remember, particularly as we're thinking about how we go into the 2018.
	And let me give you Joe Walsh.
	He's an ex-Congressman, a Republican.
	I thought it was an eagle.
	Who answered Jimmy.
	Hold on a second.
	So what she said was that the gerrymandering, which has created all these House of Representatives Republicans, don't represent the public.
	But nobody, I would assume somebody would say this, but apparently nobody was going to say it.
	How does that explain the state-by-state differentiation as resulted in very few Democratic governors and very few Democratic-run legislatures within the states where it's very hard to make that same gerrymandering argument?
	Except for states like California and some of the big states back east, that is true throughout the country.
	So that's bullcrap what she said.
	How dare you question the senior VP of social justice?
	This will not stand.
	A lot of their constituents, and that's what we have to remember, particularly as we're thinking about how we go into the 2018.
	And let me give you Joe Walsh, as he's an ex-Congressman, a Republican, who answered Jimmy.
	He said, sorry, Jimmy, your sad story doesn't obligate me or anybody else to pay for somebody else's health care.
	And that is their view, that it is a product, not a right.
	And in fact, health care is a stick to stimulate you to do better so you can buy your own health care.
	This is the same thing with Donald Trump, about why couldn't we have solved the Civil War?
	Because one side thought that black people were farm equipment that could sing.
	Yeah, that was the Democrats, I might point out.
	Yeah, Kevin missed that point of it, didn't he?
	Yeah, he just keeps on saying it.
	It's like they don't even know that that was Democrats, what today we know as Democrats, who thought that.
	Farm equipment that could sing.
	Well, it's actually many of the states of the Confederacy that refused to expand Medicaid under Obamacare.
	Right.
	No, not the same people.
	And secondly, even when you look at what happened in the election, he really won this election by 80,000 votes.
	There's your answer, John.
	First of all, almost three million popular votes to Hillary Clinton.
	Of course.
	Of cars.
	Of cars.
	Yeah, this is great.
	This is great analysis.
	Trump only won by 85,000 votes.
	You have to understand.
	And secondly, even when you look at what happened in the election, he really won this election by 80,000 votes.
	You made this notion that there was, first of all, almost 3 million popular votes to Hillary Clinton.
	Of course.
	But secondly, it really came down to three states, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.
	The grand total was about 80,000 that delivered the unfortunate electoral college to him.
	So that is not quite the landslide that it was reported.
	Okay, thank you very much.
	Who reported it as a landslide?
	No, that he himself, the president himself.
	That's what she said.
	She does it the way she put it.
	I know, I know.
	This, by the way, what she just did.
	And I have some clips later.
	All of the show's almost over.
	I hope I didn't bore you.
	If I was bored, I'd let you know.
	Now, the thing is, I do have...
	I didn't get to both sides of this necessarily, but Tucker Carlson had a guy on it.
	And there seems to be a new meme coming up, which is the news media.
	And she kind of indicated that when she used the word reported...
	Yeah.
	That it was a landslide.
	Yeah.
	There's a new meme, and it's like really a baffler that the news media was all in for Trump.
	That's what they said.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	The meme is that Hillary lost because the media was all for Trump?
	Against her.
	Yeah, they were against her.
	Against her or for Trump?
	There's a difference.
	Both.
	Wow.
	They were against her and for Trump.
	And people are buying into this?
	Yes.
	Tucker Carlson had a guy on, of all people, of course, a guy on to discuss this, and he had all this information from the Shorenstein Foundation, all these different people, indicating that the news media was...
	Really against Hillary because of the emails and they were pounding and hounding her and they delivered Trump as the president.
	The news media.
	As a straddler.
	The mainstream media.
	As a straddler, I can see how they come up with that interpretation.
	But it's a stretch.
	Oh, they're dead serious too.
	Is this the press Hillary Tucker clip?
	This is just – yeah, the problem with this clip is – because I didn't know this show was going to go in this direction.
	I have no – none of these clips.
	I'm almost done with this topic.
	We can take a break and come back if you want.
	Just as a – yeah, after you're done, we can play that clip, and then we can maybe talk about this phenomenon.
	All right, so the last thing I'll – okay, to summarize – It may be a very valiant effort on behalf of the Republican Party and the President to try and get the insurance companies under control because you just can't...
	You'll never pass a bill that says, hey, insurance companies, this is what you can't do any longer because then all the money dries up.
	It's all banking money.
	I want to go back to that last clip that you had with that woman saying that the same states that supported slavery were the ones that were against Obamacare.
	I want to mention something that is always overlooked.
	And it harkens back to my discussion about my old pharmacist, the right-winger.
	There was, I believe, there was some thinking.
	It's a little old-fashioned.
	I don't think it's ever going to work anymore, which is why I'm in for single-payer.
	Because you're already over the...
	You're past the point of no return.
	Hey, look, I'm all with it.
	I'm just saying I'm going to call it.
	Yeah, let me get my point out.
	Which is, those states...
	Could very well be thinking, what's wrong with the old system without insurance whatsoever, the old country doctor?
	I mean, maybe there was a hearkening.
	They really were sincerely against Obamacare because they saw the system as being a piece of crap that it became.
	She makes it sound like they're just a bunch of racists.
	In fact, that harkens back to the concierge medicine.
	That's exactly what it is.
	It is.
	It's the country doctor.
	It's going back to that.
	And a lot of practitioners are doing this.
	This is a big deal.
	A very big deal.
	You know, the funny thing is...
	And you know what they also do?
	In Florida, they all have big signs in their office, the ones who are doing this.
	They're saying, okay, concierge management, but we carry no malpractice insurance.
	You want to go and sue us for malpractice?
	Go ahead.
	You're going to ruin me.
	That's a great idea.
	And they put all the assets in their wives' names.
	So go ahead, sue me.
	But I'm telling you right here, I have no insurance for it, so no one's going to take your case because you just can't settle for the insurance company.
	You'll be dealing with me, you're going to bankrupt me, you'll have no service, and no service for you!
	Interesting.
	Alright, go on, finish.
	So the only thing I wanted to finish with was something I learned which also blew my mind, and this relates to Big Pharma, because how does Big Pharma fit into this?
	I did not know that every single pharmaceutical manufacturer, every single one, I've checked just the ones off the top of my head, Merck, Pfizer, they all have a program that they don't advertise, but it's all on their website.
	You cannot die due to not being able to afford their product.
	They will give it to you.
	I'm going to just give you an example of Pfizer's RX Pathways.
	It's on their website.
	Patient and prescription assistant programs.
	Pfizer invests heavily in research and development to discover new treatments that will alleviate suffering and give hope to patients around the world.
	But inventing medicines isn't enough if the people who need them can't get them.
	Pfizer believes that having a limited income should not limit access to medicine, so Pfizer is taking steps to improve access to prescription drugs.
	Key points.
	Pfizer, along with the other drug companies, supports the broadest accessible access to medicine, and Pfizer has established its own programs to help patients who need but cannot afford their own drugs.
	Pfizer and other pharmaceutical companies have established special programs to help ensure the patients on limited incomes and those without insurance can obtain needed drugs.
	Pfizer-Rx Pathways helps eligible patients get access to their Pfizer medicines by offering a range of support services, including insurance counseling, co-pay help, and providing Pfizer medication for free or at a savings and more.
	They all do this.
	All of it.
	Do you have a $100,000 pill?
	You can get it for free if you can show that you can't afford it.
	And I guess that's...
	To me, I hope it's because these organizations...
	Somewhere there's a soul who says, gee, you know, we can't be the assholes to let people die because the other stuff is all messed up.
	But people don't know this.
	Well, one of the pharmaceutical companies, AstraZeneca, they advertise it on their commercials.
	Oh, really?
	Well, good.
	They're the only ones that do that, as far as I know.
	Although, you know, I just...
	Skip these commercials nowadays, mostly.
	So bottom line, this is dimensionality, split universe, people freaking out.
	I mean, death, destruction, babies will die.
	I mean, are we insane?
	Well, just listening to your report, which was very thorough, much more so than anyone else has done anywhere in the media.
	Thank you.
	Because apparently you got into it.
	Yeah.
	The one thing, I don't know if you noticed it, I did, but on the clips and on the...
	Bitchin' and moanin' and all the rest of it.
	There was one overriding theme.
	Trump.
	No, it was 2018.
	And the year was brought up over and over and over again.
	2018, 2018.
	We'll lie to the public.
	We don't care.
	We got these memes.
	We'll throw those out.
	Whatever we have to do to get some more Democrats in Congress.
	And this, to me, is just a...
	This is a scheme...
	To elect Democrats, and that's all it is.
	They don't give a crap.
	The Democrats and the limousine Democrats...
	They don't give a crap about the public.
	They talk a big game.
	You got Bill Maher, you know, who's a millionaire, a multimillionaire that can give a million dollars to a candidate.
	That's how much money he's got.
	These elites, these Hollywood elites, these people don't care about anybody.
	Well, even in my own circles, it is notable that everyone who is bitching the loudest about this has health care through their Company that is doing just fine, thank you very much.
	None of them are dealing with the stuff that I deal with as an independent, you know, podcaster.
	My God.
	I'm being discriminated against.
	You sunk.
	I'm being sunk.
	I'm so low.
	But it's people who have healthcare who are yelling about it, and what they yell is, you don't care!
	You don't believe in this!
	You don't care about other people!
	You're horrible!
	You want other people to die!
	Yeah, you die.
	And it's sick, man.
	It's sick.
	And you're right.
	And it's being fueled by these people who are all about the elections.
	And the media is completely complicit about the 28.
	They're the ones saying it.
	So you've got to stop.
	But they're not going to stop.
	Are you kidding?
	This is a machine.
	All you did was show that, well, you know, this is bull crap.
	Let's summarize your report.
	What's going on is bull crap.
	Yes.
	What's the point of it?
	To elect Democrats.
	Yes.
	That's it.
	That's it.
	In a nutshell.
	That's right.
	But it's affecting people who I know.
	You know, Jenny, I firmly believe that one of the many ways you can get cancer is by harboring negative thinking and hate and, you know, fear, all these things.
	I think that's very bad.
	Well, I think it's a known fact that it's not good...
	Anxiety is what we're talking about more than anything.
	Anxiety is not a healthy condition.
	No.
	And if anything, we should be getting Medicaid Benjamins for the service we provide.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Well, how about I say in the morning...
	Thank you very much.
	I'm all confused.
	In the morning, is what you say.
	How about I say, I want to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you, John, say where the C stands for care should be singular, Dvorak.
	Well, in the morning to you.
	In the morning, y'all.
	Sorry about that.
	Ships at sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air.
	Subs in the water.
	And all the dames and knights out there.
	Yes, in the morning to everyone in the war room.
	Already been very helpful.
	A couple of lines being fed there.
	Good work.
	And in the morning to...
	Ooh, let me see who I'm going to thank today.
	We had some fun art.
	Episode 9 or 2-6.
	The title of that was Grep.
	This was a very nice piece related to what we were talking about in one of the clips with Hillary Clinton with her smug...
	Chin up, a little bit to the side, you know, very sanctimoniously smug, but all kinds of fingers pointing at her.
	And that was, of course, done by, was it Nick the Rat, I believe?
	Yes, Nick the Rat.
	Nick the Rat, once again.
	Had a clue.
	Yes.
	Noagendaartgenerator.com is where it can be uploaded.
	We always select right after the show.
	I also select art for the bat signal, for the tweet at the beginning of the show.
	Stuff gets into the newsletter, so we appreciate all the work that all of our artists do, and that's why they get a credit right up front at the beginning of the show, along with our associate executive and executive producers.
	Yes.
	The only people that don't get a credit seem to be the ones that, when I use it on a Thursday newsletter, we put in a...
	A piece of art, and then we forget to credit the guy.
	Oh, okay.
	Just get the newsletter, and you'll see it in there, and then you go, wow, that's nice.
	Okay.
	All right, well, let's thank a few people who contributed, brought our numbers back to normal for today after the grousing newsletter that I sent out on Saturday.
	Yes, yes.
	And it wasn't that grousing.
	I guess the subject line was a bit aggressive.
	Well, it is how the system works.
	Yes, it is how the system works.
	It's not like a bull crap.
	Yeah, no support, no show.
	That's just how it works.
	It's up to you.
	But we got our support that we needed.
	At least for this show.
	We do have another show coming up on Thursdays and our Thursdays for some...
	This happens every so often where we have a reverse kind of order.
	Normally with a long period before a show, like Thursday's show, you'd expect to get more donations and then you have a short bang, bang, bang show that comes out quickly on Sunday.
	And we've been getting more on Sunday than on Thursday, which is strange.
	But John Turek or Turek in Shingle House, Pennsylvania came in with $500.
	He'll be our social agent.
	He'll be a...
	He's an executive producer.
	And he'll be a knight.
	And he's going to be a knight, it looks like.
	I have been a listener since show number one.
	Wow.
	Sorry to hear that.
	Thank you for all that you do.
	Please play the No Agenda anthem.
	I haven't...
	We can put it at the end of the show.
	Yeah.
	I haven't heard it played on the show in a long time.
	This donation makes...
	Actually, it was played a couple weeks ago.
	This donation makes me finally a knight.
	You can call me Sir John of Shingle House.
	Keep up the great work and karma for everyone.
	All right.
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	I look forward to your ceremony later.
	You've got karma.
	So Chris Spears, $333.33.
	Hi, John and Adam.
	I spent a good portion of last week in a cage at a massive San Jose data center fixing multiple major enterprise vendors of shameful quality.
	Oh, my.
	That's...
	It's a permanent job.
	It reminded me to send a bit of value to your way in appreciation for delivering an outstanding product.
	If you're so inclined, I'd love to hear the Lord Dvorak's call for obedience and the seed man's warning of cows.
	I guess babies and the cows are some.
	In regards, Sir Chris Spears.
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	My God, for 25 years, they've been growing babies and cows!
	You've got karma.
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	In addition to my monthly donations and consistently hitting people in the mouth, here's an additional 33333.
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	Each one gets their own douchebag.
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	Oh, jeez.
	I have to wash your glass.
	The War on Chicken.
	you And our last executive producer is John Koch, $300.
	D-douche, birthday shout-out to my wife, Sherry.
	Hold on, D-douche.
	You've been D-douched.
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	And then it's a shout-out, job karma for his son.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	Do you have the birthday list in front of you?
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	Do you have D. Mackey on there?
	Oh, I actually said happy birthday to her on the face bag.
	Hold on a second, let me check.
	Probably not.
	Eric wouldn't forget that, would he?
	Sure he would.
	Yeah, he would.
	Okay.
	D. Mackey, do you know how old she is?
	29.
	29, and she was celebrated yesterday?
	Sanco de Four.
	Or no, 4th of May.
	And of course we have to say happy birthday to Baby Dvorak.
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	Onward with Associate Executive Producer John Hawley, $234.32.
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	Also, I would...
	These numbers don't add up, but okay.
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	Oh, I gotta put that in.
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	I would probably use a de-douching after all these years also.
	I would love to have a couple of dealer's choice clips and a little karma never hurts.
	I have a new one that I can play as a dealer's choice if that interests you.
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	Oh, Sir, okay, Sir Trev.
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	What do you think that's about?
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	Hey, anyone want to eat this meatloaf?
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	All right.
	We'll give him a karma for giving us a compliment.
	Absolutely.
	You've got karma.
	For complimenting your comedic stylings, to be specific.
	Ad-libbing.
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	I did look in his email, and he writes us, but his last note was in January, so I'm not sure.
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	That's my favorite kind of note.
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	Helping us here on the show.
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	All right.
	Good showing.
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	Yeah.
	Shut up!
	So I want to get these Tucker Carlson things out of the way.
	Because I have, you know, I've been following his show as if it's not going to make it.
	It's going to fade because of this.
	Hold on.
	If you're going to do this, this is now your beat.
	You have a jingle.
	Tucker?
	Tucker Carlson.
	Tucker?
	There you go.
	It's your jingle.
	So this is...
	I've got two clips.
	One is the Tucker...
	One of them relates to this meme that the Democrats lost because of mainstream media, which is...
	I mean, it just makes you smile when you think about it.
	But this is the one...
	This clip here, which is the Tucker Carlson opening amateur clip, is to me a...
	Indication that he's already having difficulties with his booking of guests.
	Good evening and welcome to Tucker Carlson.
	Tonight she is back.
	Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	I think I have three Tucker clips.
	This is another problem.
	This is a short, short clip that has a little anomaly in it.
	I want you to listen to the clip.
	It's kind of right at the beginning.
	This is going on on every show.
	And this is what I just played just now?
	Yeah.
	Okay, let me listen carefully.
	Good evening and welcome to Tucker Carlson.
	Tonight she is back.
	Hold on, I want to hear, what are you hearing?
	Good evening and welcome to Tucker Carlson.
	Like a lip smack?
	Yeah, big time.
	You're right.
	I've been noticing as well.
	And we have done, we've been pretty successful with removing our lip smacks.
	I still do it.
	We had one of our producers wrote a note in, adamant note, about us doing lip smacks.
	And ever since then, it has the same effect that we have when we do certain things that people listen to other people's shows and they say, at the end of the day.
	No, no.
	What happens is, you hear someone lip smack, you immediately think, time to donate to the No Agenda show.
	Well, I'm hoping that happens.
	But Dr.
	Carlson is a terrible lip smacker.
	Yeah.
	You're right.
	I totally agree.
	We have to warn people again.
	Yes.
	And we've, I think, eliminated completely.
	But we could go back to it if we wanted.
	Okay, so what are we playing now?
	Okay, now we're playing the clip.
	Liberals are cowards.
	Cowards.
	Judging by his reaction to an interview we did on Wednesday night.
	Ben Smith, the editor of BuzzFeed, came on, you might remember, and we had a vigorous discussion about liberal groupthink in the press.
	We disagreed with each other, but I wasn't hostile.
	I enjoyed it, actually, and I think Smith enjoyed it, too.
	Weigel definitely did not enjoy it.
	Too many different opinions on display, including some he doesn't agree with, and that shouldn't be allowed.
	So like the D.C. journalist he is, Weigel immediately started whining about it on Twitter.
	Why does Ben Smith keep diving into this endless pool of bad faith, he tweeted.
	Keeping Smith in mind that Smith has been on this show exactly two times and both times, we asked him pretty straightforward questions and gave him time to answer those questions.
	That's called legitimate debate.
	But to a Washington Post reporter, someone who lives in a world where every single person has identical views of everything, all of them fashionable, all of them unquestioned, that looks like bad faith to him.
	So naturally, we invited Weigel on to come on tonight and explain himself.
	I emailed him this morning.
	He went back to say he couldn't do it.
	He was planning to watch a movie.
	That's how it starts.
	Now, two obvious points here.
	First, diversity means difference.
	Guys like Weigel love diversity when it means people who look different, but a diversity of views?
	That is terrifying to them.
	It's a threat to the moral monopoly they believe they hold in American life.
	It suggests that people who aren't evil or stupid might have come to different conclusions from the ones they came to and may even have a valid point.
	That possibility is unacceptable to them.
	It shakes their faith in their own virtue.
	And so they bat it away with name-calling.
	They always do.
	Bad faith, fascism, basket of deplorables, whatever.
	You've heard it all before.
	They're going to keep saying it until you shut up.
	Because, of course, that's the point of saying it in the first place.
	And the second point here, it takes a lot for liberals to come on this show.
	Thanks to people like Weigel, there's a lot of peer pressure not to come on.
	And they know that when they do come on, it won't be fluffy.
	They're going to have to answer the question.
	But night after night, some of them come anyway, and we are grateful for that.
	They may be wrong or misguided, but at least they're not cowards.
	Yeah, no one wants to be on a show anymore.
	That's the problem with this format.
	Bitches and moans about name-calling, and then you call them cowards.
	There's some little irony in that.
	Yeah, no kidding.
	It's very funny.
	Yeah, no, you nailed it.
	You nailed it.
	You nailed it.
	Now, he has, this next clip is Press Hillary Tucker.
	Press Hillary Tucker.
	The Hillary Tucker.
	Yeah.
	Now, this is the part of the clip where he goes on about the media.
	Here's what bothers me about this little segment.
	He posits, and I don't use that word often, but he posits this thesis that I talked about, which is that the liberal meme creators are trying to turn this Hillary thing around.
	So it's never been Hillary's fault.
	It's now the media's fault.
	Of course.
	And this, to me, is an example of him actually falling prey to it.
	Just ignoring that idea or laughing it off seems to be the proper way to deal with that concept.
	There's a few nutballs out there, and he brings one of them on, which I do not have the clip of, but he comes on and he defends this thesis that the media caused Hillary the election because they were against her and they were promoting Trump.
	Tucker brings out his rationale of how this is bogus, to preface the guest, And I thought by doing that itself was kind of lending credence to the idea.
	And I thought it was bad form, but here it is.
	She is back, despite being rejected by the American electorate in two separate presidential contests.
	Hillary Clinton is looking to reestablish herself in politics.
	First off, she publicly blamed James Comey and the media for her defeat, thereby sending the message to loyalists that she didn't really lose at all.
	I was on the way to winning until the combination of Jim Comey's letter on October 28th and Russian WikiLeaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me but got scared off.
	Well, her countless fans in the media, including the one you saw interviewing her in that last clip, lapped this up and cheered on her return to the scene.
	I found this to be perhaps the most astonishing Hillary Clinton appearance I've ever seen.
	It was perhaps her at her most authentic.
	I think what Jim Comey did was to throw overboard Justice Department procedures because of political reasons, his own internal politics, because of the hatred for Hillary Clinton within the FBI. 20% of people voted because of racism.
	And I think after eight years of a black president, there was no way that this woman was going to win.
	They live in an irony-free world.
	All that gushing, but it's not surprising if you've been following it.
	Remember any of these New York Times headlines from the days right before the election?
	On the Hillary side, here's one.
	Hillary Clinton sees ugliness and joy in race's closing days.
	And this.
	Big names campaigning for Hillary Clinton underscore Donald Trump's isolation.
	Yeah, he could never win.
	For Trump?
	How about this one?
	Donald Trump's moments and missteps, a look back.
	What is going on?
	This is not his regular format for some.
	This doesn't feel right to me.
	I think what's going on, and I think with the previous clip where he called the Liberals, cowards.
	Yeah.
	This is, they have taken a look at O'Reilly's formula.
	Because I think the writing's on the wall.
	They know that Tucker can't carry the show the way he was doing.
	So what you're looking at in this bit and in the, mostly in the bit before, is a little lecture at the beginning in much the same way as O'Reilly's letter.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Well, it's not working at all.
	Well, O'Reilly's letter was extremely staged.
	It had a little note on the side.
	Yeah.
	The memo, or whatever he called it.
	The Talking Boys memo.
	Talking points, Mel, when he had a little thing on the side, and as he spoke, the words were also being put on the screen alongside, and it was clearly an editorial.
	And a little extra thing about that, the words on the screen were never exactly what he was saying, and I felt that was intentional, and I always liked it.
	I always liked it.
	Absolutely.
	I agree with you 100%.
	It was enough of a difference that you...
	You had to pay extra attention because you'd be reading the word on the screen and then all of a sudden O'Reilly would say something slightly different.
	Very effective technique.
	I thought so because it would scramble your brain just a little bit.
	It's like, wait, wait.
	And then you'd notice it.
	And then as you notice it, you've paid more careful attention.
	It's a great technique.
	We should have subtitles to this show.
	So, I think that Tucker's producers aren't the same people, but they see it differently.
	Well, at the beginning, he's got a little opinion thing at the beginning.
	Let's have Tucker do some opinionizing at the beginning, and then he can roll into his Q&As or his interviews.
	I think you're right.
	And I, when you watch it, he's got a lot of visuals flying back and forth.
	None of this misspeaking that O'Reilly did, you know, different words.
	I want to listen to the rest of the clip.
	Let's just play it out.
	Underscore Donald Trump's isolation.
	Yeah, he could never win.
	For Trump?
	How about this one?
	Donald Trump's moments and missteps, a look back, or black voters aghast at Trump find a place of food and comfort.
	But wait, didn't Trump get a higher percentage of the African-American vote than Mitt Romney did?
	So maybe the press didn't actually know what they were talking about.
	Maybe they still don't.
	Either way, it's hard to argue they were rooting for Donald Trump to become president, and yet many Hillary fans disagree with that.
	Peter Dow, for example, was an advisor to Hillary's 2008 presidential campaign, and he joins us tonight.
	Peter, thanks a lot for coming on.
	Pleasure to be here.
	Thank you.
	I don't doubt that the Comey announcement had an effect on the election.
	I thought that at the time.
	But the press was four square for Hillary Clinton from the moment Donald Trump got the nomination.
	They didn't hide it at all.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	This format is not working.
	I agree with you.
	It's boring.
	He was actually bored me a little bit there.
	Like, well, hold on.
	I'm getting bored by Tucker.
	No, I think what's going to happen is they're...
	You know what's going to happen?
	I know what's going to happen to Suits.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	We've got to tinker with it.
	Yeah, they're going to start tinkering with it.
	So they're going to have meetings.
	And then, Tucker, can you do this?
	Tucker, can you do that?
	You know, what we're seeing here is we're not getting it right.
	The focus groups aren't showing, you know, he's going to Either quit or...
	You know, the minute you're at a broadcast outfit and you see the following guy, he always has kind of a bad suit on, and he has a big...
	Brooks Brothers, usually.
	Yeah, Brooks Brothers suit, and he has a roller bag, a big, you know, like a...
	Not a bag for clothes, but like for paperwork and stuff.
	Yeah, paperwork.
	And that's the consultant.
	The stewardess is rolling.
	Yes.
	Yes, that's the consultant.
	More like the pilots.
	The pilots, that kind of case.
	Big square boxes.
	Yes, it's basically a flight case filled with things that say, you're fired.
	That's what it says.
	That's the consultant.
	And they come in, and if you want to, like in radio, if you want to keep working, you blow the consultant.
	You'll work anywhere.
	Yeah, I got a great guy.
	He'll be great for your morning show.
	So Tucker's got the suits with the suitcases.
	It's coming.
	Yeah, it's happening.
	It's happening for sure.
	And it's not going to be pretty, and I think it's going to.
	And, you know, the Murdoch kids are screwing.
	They got their own shit.
	You can see the difference if you start watching Fox again.
	Yeah.
	The different anchors.
	There's this really attractive black woman who's very well spoken.
	Diversité.
	Diversité.
	Shepard seems to have been off for I don't know how long and they got some new guys.
	They're trying new people.
	A little more mature looking.
	A little less gay maybe.
	A little less gay.
	It's going to be a funny thing to watch.
	I don't see that their politics are changing that much.
	I'm sure they're going to go a little more middle of the road.
	Yeah, they have to.
	And kind of drop down to the CNN. They won't get as bad as CNN. They'll get pretty bad.
	They'll get bad.
	It's going to hurt their ratings.
	They're not going to get better.
	Let's put it that way.
	I'll tie into this just a quick 25 second clip from Charlie Rose show.
	A little update on what Hillary's up to.
	This is The Hill's Amy Parnes.
	He's interviewing more and more journalists.
	And The Hill, I don't know.
	Journalists interviewing journalists.
	That's how bad it's got.
	I think it's partly responsible for our slowdown in donations.
	Because I think a lot of the people watching news say, why should I listen to No Agenda?
	What are they going to deconstruct?
	Jim says that.
	The question I really asked was...
	Hold on.
	Let me just play this for you.
	A question I want to ask.
	You, as a journalist.
	The question I really asked was, what's happening to her now?
	What's her future?
	She, from what I understand, is not going to be a part...
	Yeah, lip smack.
	Ben, and why is this The Hill person such an expert on Hillary?
	Oh, Hill, Hillary.
	Got it.
	Hill, Hill, Hillary.
	She, from what I understand, is not going to be a part of her foundation, her family's foundation.
	No.
	She's like, Bill, this is your shit.
	You deal with it.
	I'm not covering for you anymore.
	And by the way, the money's dried up, Broseph.
	You don't know how to run it anymore.
	I've got to start my own foundation.
	She's stepping away from it.
	And she wants to do something different.
	And she is still trying to figure that out from what I'm hearing.
	Could she become the university president or something like that?
	She could do anything.
	She's one of the smartest people.
	She will always be the smartest woman in the room, I think.
	I knew that would get you.
	Yeah, thanks.
	Oh, I have to play this for you.
	The content of the clip is unimportant.
	But for the first time, they put...
	Sweaty Sean Spicer got a little break.
	I knew it was going to happen.
	Yeah, have you seen this woman?
	Yeah, Sarah Huckabee.
	It's Huckabee's kid.
	Now, we've played clips of her before.
	Yeah, but I never saw her before.
	I didn't know that she was larger.
	You know, she's a plus-sized woman that wears pink.
	Size 16 if she's an ounce.
	Well, I would go more to 18, to be honest.
	But it's not about that.
	It's her cadence and her diction that gets me.
	She's terrible.
	Again, it's not about the question or the answer.
	Just listen.
	Yeah, it's about Susan Rice refusing to testify.
	Should she be subpoenaed?
	The unmasking of U.S. citizens.
	Does the president think that Congress should subpoena her?
	I think that that's a question for Congress, but I do think that it's sad that she has chosen not to be transparent in this process and, frankly, not to cooperate in this process.
	We feel very confident that as all of this plays out, It will land on the right side of where we are, but I think it's unfortunate for her and has really no bearing for us.
	You know who she sounds like?
	I know who she sounds like that you don't know who she sounds like.
	I think she sounds like Janet Napolitano.
	A little bit, but I think she sounds almost exactly the same as Danica Patrick.
	Oh, I don't have a clip from Danica.
	Hmm.
	Well, what you brought up Napolitano, you have a clip from her?
	Well, I have a clip about her.
	We've seen thefts of significant intellectual property.
	Okay, hold on.
	Let's see.
	Let's mix these together.
	Let's see how this works.
	I've got to move that one forward.
	Here we go.
	To cooperate in this process.
	We've seen thefts of significant intellectual property.
	This plays out.
	Contractors with you.
	But I think it's unfortunate for her and has really no barriers.
	Huckabee's got more vocal fry.
	Yeah, but it's still kind of a manly sound they both have.
	Yeah, it's just not similar.
	It could be boyfriend-girlfriend.
	Oh, yes, if we're lucky.
	Now, Napolitano's got her tit in the ringer.
	Whoa, there's another phrase from the Shays, if I've ever heard one.
	It is.
	That's almost, okay, yeah, yeah.
	Phrase from the Shays.
	Tit in the ringer.
	I don't like the word.
	Could you just from now on say boob or breast in the ringer?
	I know you don't like the word tit, but the phrase is tit in a ringer.
	In a ringer.
	What is a ringer?
	Like a nipple ring or what is a ringer?
	What?
	Well, but your tit in a ringer.
	Where is that from?
	Wow.
	I know you don't.
	That's why I'm stunned.
	But I can...
	I don't know.
	Is it just cut off between our age difference?
	I guess.
	I guess.
	It refers to a washing machine that had the hand wringer at the top.
	Oh, no.
	That you would stick clothes into.
	And then...
	Instead of the dry cycle, you know, today's modern washing machine, it has a dry cycle.
	It spins around at high speeds at the end of the washing cycle and blows the water out using centrifugal force and a lot of energy.
	Before that was invented, probably by Maytag, they had a ringer at the top of the washing machine and you would stick clothes into the ringer and it would squeeze the water out of the clothes.
	Yes, do you think it's ever happened in someone's Got their tits in the ringer?
	That's what it refers to.
	Oh my goodness.
	Oh my tits in the ringer!
	That's almost as bad as a breast screening.
	Mammograms are the worst.
	I don't even want to think about it.
	But that's what the phrase is.
	Alright, there we go.
	Alright, so Napolitano apparently is in a heap of trouble.
	She, this, by the way, clip is Troubling UC Audit.
	And there's a woman who came on one of the local TV shows and discussed this.
	She put almost $180 million aside and didn't report it at the University of California.
	And it's like, you know, another reason that, you know, alumni aren't going to donate, because what's this money for?
	I think it was for political purposes, so she could slip it to Democrats.
	But Nobody knows.
	But here's a little report on how much in trouble she might be and she might get fired.
	Very troubling was the tampering that appears to have happened between the office of the president and the communications that were supposed to go to the auditor confidentially to give us unfiltered, unadulterated information.
	They interfered with the investigation that the auditor had.
	And that, to me, is troubling and the response that the president had.
	I don't believe she was fully forthright.
	I know she wasn't in the hearing and that has gravely concerned me.
	You and some of your Republican colleagues are asking to subpoena some records, budget records, invoices, those kinds of things.
	What are you looking for?
	Do you feel like there may have been some law broken perhaps or what?
	Really, for me, I want to get to the facts.
	That's the first part.
	The office has had a problem with candor, both in terms of the financial documents.
	There's still a lot of unanswered questions that the auditor was unable to get information about.
	We need to get that out there.
	But secondly is this issue of how the University Office of the President interfered with the communications.
	They actually took some of the input that was supposed to go to the auditor, crossed it out, and edited it to make it sound better, and then gave it forward.
	And that was directed...
	At the highest level from President Napolitano, something that she did not agree with at the hearing.
	And that to me is troubling.
	I do believe the best way to deal with it is fact-finding subpoenas.
	Get the full information in a disciplined way so we have the facts.
	Could you see this leading to her resignation?
	I will leave that up to the regents and the president, but I tell you, this is the most troubling audit I've seen.
	The auditor said in her testimony on Wednesday, in her 17 years, she has never seen that type of interference in this type of audit report, and that should cause everyone to take a look and see what's the appropriate action.
	Okay.
	Corruption never dies.
	Yes, yes.
	Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
	And this is, of course, what was mentioned in your clip, which is, will Hillary become a university president?
	Oh.
	Well, that makes nothing but sense.
	Hmm.
	Here's a story, I think.
	Where was this story from?
	It may have been Texas.
	I'm not sure.
	There's a lot of interesting news about Texas going on.
	But this is another bad...
	I consider this bad reporting because I'm going to ask you as if you were the reporter after you play this.
	This is the rapist freed clip.
	Okay.
	...
	commenting on a case at Rockville High School in Maryland just outside Washington in which two recent immigrants from Central America, age 17 and 18, were charged with raping a 14-year-old girl in a school bathroom.
	Part of the reason that the president has made illegal immigration and crackdown such a big deal is because of tragedies like this.
	Immigration pays its toll on our people.
	If it's not done legally.
	His remarks drew national attention to the case and contributed to a firestorm of anti-immigrant criticism.
	But the teenager's lawyers said the sex was consensual and was even planned in advance with the young girl.
	Today, state's attorney John McCarthy announced the charges were being dropped.
	We have concluded that the facts in this case do not support the original charges filed Maria Mena is the lawyer for the 17-year-old.
	This case blew up because they immediately assumed they were immigrants and as a result they immediately assumed they were rapists.
	Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Sanders filling in today for Spicer was asked if White House rhetoric about immigration is encouraging people to jump to conclusions against immigrants.
	Not at all.
	The president has been incredibly outspoken against crime in any form, fashion.
	Both teens are still in custody, Scott, and they could be facing lengthy deportation proceedings.
	Chip, read for us tonight.
	Chip, thank you.
	If you've got a racist issue, don't bring someone with a southern accent in as your spokeshole for the White House.
	I'm sorry.
	This show business, people.
	Get it together.
	Well, I agree with that, but the question on my mind is, the girl was 14, one of the guys was 18.
	Isn't that statutory rate?
	Statutory rate.
	Of course it is.
	Statutory rate.
	Wasn't that brought up in the report at all?
	Okay, now you're asking me something.
	You're just asking the road you know already.
	You're asking directions to the house you have been to many times.
	Well, just doing it.
	It seems like it's overlooked fact.
	And by the way, you also want to ask the question, what 14-year-old girl plans on having a couple of guys screw her in the bathroom?
	Well, I'll tell you, there's a lot of crazy crap going on with sexuality with today's kids, John.
	The whole idea of pansexuality, open relationships, cuckolding, it's pretty nutty.
	I gotta tell you.
	Yeah, tell me what.
	No, I was just the way...
	Oh, yeah, I gotta tell you.
	You're doing like a comedian's kind of thing.
	I gotta tell you.
	It's true, though.
	What's happening?
	Well, here's another scandal involving children.
	Oh, thank goodness.
	Yeah, one more, please.
	I need more.
	This is Cars for Kids.
	Oh, no. Oh.
	1-800-KARS-FOR-KIDS.
	K-A-R-S-KARS-FOR-KIDS.
	The Attorney General of Minnesota is asking questions about Cars for Kids, one of the largest vehicle donation charities in the country.
	Here's Tony DeCoppo. 1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS.
	The car seat didn't even work because I had 1-800 and it was 1-877, so something is flawed with their jingle.
	For kids, Jingle is one of America's best known.
	1-877-CARS And a frequent target for confused late-night comics.
	Shut up!
	What is this charity?
	Donate online at Cars for Kids.
	But there are new questions about exactly who donors' money helps.
	Minnesota Attorney General Lori Swanson alleges in a new report that between 2012 and 2014, Cars for Kids raised $87 million from donated vehicles.
	But just 44% of that money went toward charitable programs.
	And more than 90% of what did donate charity went to one in particular.
	Ura is an Orthodox Jewish organization that's not mentioned in the jingle.
	Its goal is to give Jewish children and their families opportunities to connect with their rich heritage.
	And it primarily operates in New York and New Jersey.
	Attorney General Swanson says the mission of Cars for Kids isn't clear.
	I think it's important when people donate to a charity that they have information in terms of where their money's going.
	Minnesota joins other states, including Pennsylvania and Oregon, pushing for more transparency in how Cars for Kids spends money.
	Daniel Borikoff is president of Charity Watch, which gives Cars for Kids a D rating.
	My main concern about Cards for Kids is that people don't know what's really happening with this charity.
	That's fine if people want to raise money for Orthodox Jews, but they need to be clear and state that's what the purpose, that's what the point is.
	Cars for Kids issued a statement.
	Since we are headquartered in the Northeast, many of our programs and recipients naturally come from this area.
	There has never been any question of diversion of funds.
	In 2015, Cars for Kids told Tablet Magazine that it does not mention OORA in the ads because there isn't time.
	And Minnesota's Attorney General says she has turned her findings over to the IRS, which has the power to revoke Cars for Kids' charitable status.
	In 2015, Cars for Kids spent $17 million on those ads, according to Charity Watch.
	And Scott, that's more than it gave to its primary charitable partner.
	Okay, I'm going to give you a clip of the day.
	Oh, I'm going to give you a clip of the day.
	You deserve this.
	Got me with that one.
	Clip of the day.
	Holy moly.
	Oorah.org.
	Oorah.org.
	Let's see what they have.
	They've got this.
	Stars for Jews, it should have been.
	I like my jingle.
	First of all, let's get to this, these guys.
	Boy.
	Year-round programs.
	Yeah, okay.
	John at Dvorak.org, okay.
	They had summer camps for boys and girls, after school programs and youth groups, then Torah study and mentor partnerships, mentor and relationship advice for singles, education assistance and guidance, community programs and events at Torah Spot.
	Hey, Torah Spot.
	Wow, that's pretty good.
	I like that.
	I'm going to have to look them up.
	The Ura.
	I like it.
	Yeah.
	It's like a...
	They never say what it is.
	Cars for kids.
	It is cars for kids.
	I don't know how they dreamed up this idea.
	They obviously hired a top jingle writer.
	No, I think they blew it because I didn't get the number right.
	I was 1-800.
	I knew the cadence was off, but it's 1-877.
	1-877.
	No, they didn't.
	You just missed...
	I think one of the things they have to get through in the jingle is the 877 because you would dial 1-800-CARS-FOR-KIDS and you'd probably get some message.
	You should do it right now.
	Everybody's always thought that this was one of the great jingles ever.
	Yes.
	And we subscribe to this theory wholeheartedly.
	Jingles is the way to go.
	1-877-KARS. Let's see what happens when I call that number.
	Let's see what happens.
	Well, there you go.
	Bogus.
	I must have done some.
	Cars for Kids?
	Yes, Cars for Kids.
	1-877-K-A-R-S-4-K-I-D-S. Thank you.
	K-I-D. Is there not a Z just to mess with me?
	Okay, let's see what they do.
	Nothing.
	Hello, and thank you for calling Cars for Kids.
	Oh, you're welcome.
	To donate, press 1.
	Okay.
	If your car has been picked up and you need a receipt, press 2.
	Okay.
	For information regarding a donation, press 3.
	They should have reinforced with the jingle here.
	Press 4.
	They should have reinforced.
	Learn how you can volunteer or mentor.
	Okay.
	Oh, they mentioned the mentoring.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	You should let that go.
	Ah, please.
	Because it's obvious if you dial cars for kids and then they tell you it's about...
	Oh, now you make a good point there.
	Why did I even stop that?
	You made a great point.
	I'm sorry.
	Let's listen to it again.
	That was pretty good.
	And let's select a mentoring option, shall we?
	To donate, press 1.
	If your car has been picked up and you need a receipt, press 2.
	For information regarding a donation, press 3.
	For any other information, press 4.
	To learn how you can volunteer or mentor in your community, press 5.
	To repeat this menu, press pound.
	To find volunteer and mentorship opportunities in your area, visit carsforkids.org slash howtohelp.
	That's bogus.
	Yeah, there's no real good information in there.
	You have to go to a rigmarole.
	It's racist, and that's their protection.
	That's their protection.
	It's separate.
	Just go to the website.
	That's where all the information is.
	I'm sure that has some FTC circumvention built into it.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, good clip.
	Thank you for bringing that up.
	I'm going to look into that.
	And it reinforces...
	The only reason people...
	People have cars that are junk.
	Yeah.
	I've done this.
	I've used them.
	You use cars for kids?
	Yes.
	Well...
	Do you remember the Range Rover?
	The right-hand door wouldn't open anymore.
	Yeah, the old clunker.
	Yeah, I just let it die and pick it up.
	The process was great.
	I bet it is.
	And I'm now an honorary Jew.
	Apparently.
	I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
	That's how we do it.
	Jingles work.
	Fact.
	We do have a few people to thank.
	Since you played the jingle.
	I did.
	Starting with Samuel Lichtenstein in New York City.
	1-8-6-5-5.
	And he's going to become a knight today.
	Oh, very nice.
	And he wants an L-Sharpton.
	Let me put these at the end.
	It's not the segment for jingles.
	But he wants a Sharpton followed by Don't Eat Me, Hillary.
	And he's going to be a knight, so I think we can do that.
	Okay, so then why don't I do...
	Alright, Sharpton with what?
	Don't eat me, Hillary.
	Don't eat me, Hillary.
	Okay.
	I wasn't prepared for that, I'm sorry.
	It's fine.
	Well, no, I like being a little snappier.
	That's what I mean.
	Ugh, that's the wrong one.
	Everyone says that to you.
	Please don't eat me!
	That's not the right one.
	Just keep going.
	I'll figure it out.
	Where's that one?
	I don't know.
	Okay, Kaushik, just put it at the end.
	Yeah, at the end.
	What is this?
	Chakraborty?
	Chakraborty?
	In Bangalore, India.
	Oh.
	Wow!
	That's the first one, I think.
	No, no, we had one other one from India.
	Okay.
	And it was about two years ago.
	Right.
	And that's after we went on a rigmarole rant about Indians being ungenerous.
	Yes.
	Ungenerous, damn it.
	It says around here in India it'd be 4.49 kilograms Hence the increased donation amount.
	99 plus 44 equals to blah blah blah.
	Being a proud father of a 10 month old girl, pass on my congratulations to Junior and Jesse.
	Ah!
	This was a donation.
	Well, you should give your share to the kid.
	Yeah.
	Screw it.
	I'll give my share to the kid too.
	The kid will get plenty of money.
	I know.
	Sir Dirtbag Dave from Concord, California, came in at 12345.
	Hey, thanks, Dirtbag Dave.
	Dirtbag Dave.
	Good old Dirtbag Dave.
	He comes in every once in a while.
	Yeah, he's good old Dirtbag Dave.
	And he's a dirtbag.
	What a great nickname.
	It'd be funny if that was his nickname.
	Sir Paul Schneider in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, 12345.
	Thank you.
	Also Sir Steve Taft.
	In some parts unknown.
	He's KA1WX. Yes, he's going to be a baron today.
	And he wants to claim the Gold Branch Trail, a part of the Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area, as his protectorate.
	Put a sign on there.
	Well, yes.
	He needs to put a sign there and take a picture and claim it.
	You'll find me there most every Sunday morning enjoying a five-mile hike along the river.
	Like your podcast, this two-hour journey, really.
	Provides an escape from the crazies of today's world.
	Please keep up the good fight, and I'll do my best to propagate the formula.
	Perhaps a two-duddle ahead, along with Hillary's week came.
	He saw he died, and so karma would do it.
	Definitely give you some karma.
	All that stuff coming up later, of course.
	And the ceremony for you to become baron.
	Congratulations.
	And it came in as 1-2-3-2-1.
	Yes, and 73s from Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie.
	Ditto.
	Sir Baker of $100, parts unknown.
	Robert Evans in San Jose, California, $100.
	Jan Margules in Flagstaff, Arizona, $100.
	Sir Selvarin Knight in Exile from California, $100.
	Gerald Parker in Durham, North Carolina, 100.
	And Caleb Holmstrom in Onalaska, Wisconsin.
	Love you guys, he says.
	Greg Dial, 99-99, 99-99.
	Niner, niner, niner, niner.
	Travis Benelli, 99-99.
	And Sir Arthur Gobitz in Zandam, 99-0-0.
	And Anonymous in Redmond, Washington, 9260.
	John Clegg in Sunset Beach, North Carolina, 8888.
	We have a number of people picked up on the boobs.
	Boobs.
	Every show is good for at least one boob, he says.
	Larry Hay in Mooresville, North Carolina.
	These are boob donations, all of them.
	David C. Pugh in Massillon, Ohio.
	Van Glitchka.
	Appreciate you in boobs, he says.
	Peter Strokes.
	Strokes.
	In Maastricht.
	Maastricht.
	Maastricht.
	Christopher Utley.
	Also a boobs donation.
	A lot of boobs today.
	Kevin Thomas boobs from Parts Unknown.
	Oh, you missed the dude named Muhammad Ali.
	Oh, I'm sorry, dude named Muhammad Ali.
	Dude named Muhammad Ali, tell Adam to read my email on China-Pakistan Economic Corridor and the de-douche me.
	I did.
	I did.
	I read that.
	I'm going to de-douche him.
	You've been de-douched.
	Got my eye on it.
	As you know, I brought it up on the show, so thank you very much for that.
	Appreciate it.
	Yes.
	China's up to no good.
	Kevin Thomas, 8008, which is boobs, and Melchior Vonderdecken in Czechoslovakia.
	That's Switzerland, right?
	No, no, no.
	I think it's Czechoslovakia.
	It's Melchior.
	Melchior.
	Melchior.
	Vonderdecken.
	Okay, he could be a Czechoslovakian Czech Republic?
	Yeah, Czech Republic.
	It says it right there in his note.
	He does?
	Yeah.
	Ah, there it is.
	Yes, at the top.
	Per Ingevarsson.
	Per Ingevarsson in Sweden.
	And he has one note.
	Stay woke!
	And anyone who saw the newsletter will get the joke.
	What was it?
	Just tell us the joke.
	I photoshopped up a poster for Waters 2020.
	Ah, good.
	My millennials!
	Stay woke!
	Excellent.
	And I put Stay Woke on it.
	She's going to win.
	Mike Cottrell.
	She's a shoe-in.
	A shoe-in, I tell you.
	She is a shoe-in.
	6933 Kamloops, British Columbia.
	Aaron...
	I'm old in Gatesville, Texas, 6666.
	Jason Aubrey, Foreman, Arkansas, 6251.
	Victor Knight of Alabama, Alabama, Alabama, in Decatur, Georgia.
	This is a donation from Victor Knight of Alabama as a Mother's Day present for my mother, Joanne Eugenia Smith-Greg.
	She was born on June, hey, relation perhaps?
	Could be.
	Double G as well.
	She was born on June 1, 1944, and thus my donation.
	Very nice.
	Thank you very much.
	I'll check with the family, see if we're related.
	You want to put her on the happy birthday list?
	Well, it's for Mother's Day.
	It's for Mother's Day.
	Oh, Mother's Day.
	Oh, it's Mother's Day.
	Right, right, right.
	We didn't get that many Mother's Day donations.
	No, mom.
	Nelson Seilhan, 60 bucks.
	No, please de-douche me and call out my friend.
	Hold on, de-douching?
	You've been de-douched.
	And call out my friend Kaya as a douchebag.
	Done.
	Megan Kendall, 58-85.
	Kevin Ostrowski in Clinton Township, Michigan.
	5733.
	Now we do have some...
	Is that Kevin who used to work at Mevio?
	Ostrowski?
	Wasn't that his name?
	Kevin?
	Yeah, he was at his pod show still.
	I don't know.
	I don't think so.
	Okay, I just thought so.
	He's a birthday boy.
	Craig Fryzik in Loveland, Colorado, 5617.
	Catherine Primo, 5617.
	Now these are Mother's Day donations.
	Now is there a name associated here?
	I'm not seeing any.
	We do have this, our wedding day donation from Catherine.
	Now as we do the 5617s, which there's only two of, I believe is Mother's Day.
	Yeah.
	No, 5'6", 17.
	No, that's the sixth.
	I don't know what that is.
	What the hell are you doing, man?
	I don't know what the end of this is about.
	I'm confused!
	Yeah, you're unhinged.
	I'm unhinged!
	Brian Watson, Sugar Grove, Illinois, 55-62, for his wife, Sandy Lopez.
	Happy San Diego to Mayo.
	Christopher Tropp in Sturgis, Michigan, 55-62.
	He's almost the night.
	Almost the night.
	Brandon Turner-Velez, 5555.
	Douchebag call out for Kyle Long.
	Douchebag!
	He says he won't even buy his girlfriend a watch that actually tells time.
	Then I find out he hasn't donated to No Agenda.
	Unacceptable.
	I agree.
	Glad you're keeping tabs on him.
	KI7HDT, 73s.
	Yeah, 73s.
	Kilo5Alpha, Charlie, Charlie.
	Benjamin Garcia, 5555.
	Now what happens with him?
	Is he going to be a knight?
	Looks like it.
	Yes!
	He's going to be a knight as a dude named Ben Knight of the Health Desk.
	Listen to this.
	He's been donating $15 monthly for two and a half years.
	Holy crap, man.
	Congratulations.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for that.
	No kidding.
	Sam Leong in Toronto, 5555.
	Anonymous, 5517.
	John Cruz in East Wachahachie, Washington, 55-17.
	There's something about the rain stick.
	Sir Brian, Knight of Northern Connecticut, 55, double nickels on the dime.
	John Shriver, double nickels on the dime.
	He's got a douchebag call out.
	I believe it's from Sir Brian.
	Sir Brian's got a douchebag call out.
	My co-worker Simon, who claims he would be donating soon, but hasn't yet.
	Douchebag!
	Yeah, giving it to him.
	Jason Petrie, Petrie, sorry, Jason Petrie, 5510.
	Kevin Wood in Manchester, New Hampshire, 5510.
	Taylor Cuzella in Alpharetta, Georgia, 5510.
	Aaron Anderson, 5505.
	Says, I'm tired of the news, but I love the show.
	Tarbin Peterson in Sarpsburg, Norway.
	55.
	Nice.
	Anders Edgqvist in Sweden.
	55.
	What's the 55 in the Nordics?
	I don't know.
	Nicholas Cole in San Jose.
	5305.
	Michael Gates.
	5280.
	By the way, Nicholas Cole says bozos, $1 for each hour solid and real golden bozos, plus the same go to my hour 55.
	Let's get some formulas.
	Hey, I don't argue with math, man, you know.
	If you add Golden Bozos to a Cinco de Mayo and you come up with a 5305, I'm down with it.
	Eric Wessel, you're unhinged.
	Eric Wesseldyke, Portage, Michigan, 5221.
	Darren Jones in Cantertown, Missouri, 5150.
	Now, these following ones are Keith Gibson, 5140, Happy Mother's Day.
	No mother's name is in the note.
	Laura Williams, same thing, 5140.
	Michael DeCock, 5140.
	Sir Donald Winkler in Berlin, Deutschland, got through for his beloved mother, Marietta Winkler.
	Now, why are we doing this this week when Mother's Day is next Sunday?
	Yeah, I wanted to give a build-up.
	Oh, very smart.
	Yeah, we didn't get that many.
	One, two, three, four, five, six.
	In some countries, it's on a different day, like Belgium.
	No, the U.S. is only here.
	Yeah, because we rock.
	Yeah, our way is the best.
	Yeah, don't argue.
	Michael Chow, 5140.
	Sir Arthur Gobitz.
	It was Richard Chow.
	Richard Chow.
	He wants me to say...
	Oh man, you nailed it!
	Seems unlikely.
	Fijne moedersdag voor Marguerite, moeder van Baron de Katjesknuffelaar.
	There you go.
	That's what I meant to say.
	And it was Richard Chow.
	Kevin Kelly.
	It was Richard Chow, not Michael Chow before that.
	It's all right.
	Oh.
	It's correct.
	Kevin, that's okay.
	That's what you're here for.
	Kevin Kelly, just to correct me.
	Kevin Kelly.
	Kevin Kelly in Portland, Oregon, $51.
	John Fitzpatrick, $50.05 in Herbert Springs, Arkansas, or Heber Springs.
	And then Ed Farrell in 5101, Parts Unknown.
	Now the rest of the people are $50 donors.
	I want to thank each and every one of them by name and location.
	Starting with Max Turnquist in Somerville, Massachusetts.
	Gerald Cummins, Parts Unknown.
	Chris Bennett in Victoria, B.C. Lots of people up there.
	We have to do a meetup.
	John Catalano in House Springs, Missouri.
	Jared Thorpe.
	In Barrie, South Australia, Brian Lesniewski, somewhere.
	Stephen Powers, Stephan or Stephen Powers, 50.
	Justin Armstrong in Silver Springs, Maryland.
	Peter Benerdahl in Sweden.
	And PayPal mangled your town.
	Why do we have, all of a sudden we have a lot of support out of the Nordic countries.
	Brian Matthews in Belbrigan.
	Maybe Red Ice Radio talked about us.
	Maybe.
	Guido Dijkhuizen.
	It would be Guido.
	Guido.
	I got the Dijkhausen right.
	Yeah, you did Dijkhausen.
	Pretty good.
	From Rennen.
	Rennen, yeah.
	Rennen.
	Rennen.
	Is that enough rolling for you?
	Yeah, I got it.
	I wrote that at the time.
	Edward Mazurik in Memphis, Tennessee, 50.
	Jonathan Meyer, Xenia, Ohio.
	Beaumont, Proudfoot.
	Oh, yeah, Beaumont, Proudfoot.
	And Halliday's Point in Australia.
	David Schlesinger in Rosemont, Illinois.
	Tim Ebel in Bergfield, Berkshire, UK. Gene Ablin in Sonora, California.
	Fabrice...
	Chumy somewhere.
	Patrick Gossick in Buckeye, Arizona.
	Stephen Chipman, one of the two, in San Rafael.
	Richard Adams, parts unknown.
	Gary Wiley, parts unknown.
	Jason Deluzio, our regular from Chadsford, Pennsylvania.
	Sir Brett Farrell in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
	Sir Brian Watson in Raleigh.
	North Carolina.
	And last but not least, Sir Paul from Horseheads, who is now going to be upgraded to Baronet.
	And does he have a note we need to read?
	No, he just wanted to let us know.
	He thinks the show's great and he's upgraded to Baronet.
	Good.
	Good showing, everybody.
	Thank you.
	This is what producing is about.
	Now you're talking.
	Good.
	Good.
	Makes up for...
	It was a pretty slow month.
	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	These, of course, are the people who came in at $50 or above.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	Usually below it is for...
	What are you sorry about?
	Well, Horseheads wants you to add, if he can, although he's not getting listed on this, but he wants you to put on the chicken spideys, speedys, speedys, At the Fest of the Round Table?
	I don't even know what this is.
	Never mind.
	I think there is one knight that came in under the $50 level.
	This is John Owen.
	Did we mention it?
	Knight of the Armament?
	I guess we did, didn't we?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Maybe not.
	Well, hmm, let me see.
	I've finally gotten off my ass and finished my knighthood after several years of my final knight payment of $150.81, I guess.
	I don't remember.
	Then double $33 to finally get a producership.
	I would like to be knighted Sir Johnny-O, Knight of the Armament.
	Yeah, no, it's Sir John Owen.
	We have it as John Owen.
	John Owen.
	Okay, we did that?
	All right.
	But he won lead slingers, whiskey, and gunpowder added to the...
	Yes.
	Yeah, I read that.
	Did I? Yeah, it's up on the...
	I'm unhinged!
	You're unhinged, man.
	He's in the 217-47, yeah.
	Yeah, you're right.
	I'm unhinged.
	Okay.
	Then I have one other thing.
	I got a very nice package from Nurse Caitlin.
	Oh, I got my soap from her, finally.
	Yes, from the Sweet Carolina Soap.
	SweetCarolinaSoap.com.
	Adam just wanted to share some of my handmade soap with you and John, trying to do my part to ensure we live in a relatively capitalistic state.
	Okay, LOL. Got it, Nurse Caitlin.
	Thank you.
	I didn't take the pizza stone out of the car.
	No, it's in the car.
	And I got stopped by the CHP for carrying too heavy a load.
	No.
	Don't do that to me, man.
	It confuses me.
	One other thing I need to mention is Dame Angela Castaneda and Tina the Keeper are now working on our Australia tour, the Australia trip.
	So again, we're looking at the last week of July, first two weeks of August.
	And this is very aggressive, so I don't think we're going to be able to make this in three weeks, but I'll give you the route.
	As I proposed it, in my head, according to geography, not necessarily smartness.
	But, you know, there are direct flights to Perth.
	And honestly, we've gotten a lot of people from Perth.
	You can't do it.
	Can't do what?
	You can't do what I think you're going to say you're going to do.
	Oh, well, then tell me what I'm going to do.
	You're going to go to too many places.
	Yeah.
	But here's what I'd like to do.
	And then we're going to have to fix it.
	Okay, so I'm just putting this out there so everyone can weigh in.
	And the problem is we do have a lot of people coming in from Perth who say, geez, we'd love to have you guys.
	So we could fly direct from Texas to Perth, then go to Melbourne, then hop to Auckland, Wellington, and Christchurch in New Zealand.
	So you're going to avoid Sydney and the Opera House?
	Will you let me finish?
	No.
	From Melbourne, we go to Auckland, Wellington, and Christchurch.
	Then we go up to Brisbane, down through Gold Coast to Sydney, and then from Sydney back to Texas.
	Not happening.
	Well, you're going to get divorced if you try to do this.
	You can spend all your time on an airplane.
	I'm not married.
	Well, she'll marry you and then divorce you immediately because of this trip.
	What do you suggest?
	What do you recommend?
	I don't recommend anything.
	My recommendation, it's got to be three weeks, so that's an advantage.
	My recommendation is to go to the northernmost town in Australia and then skirt the coast all the way down to the wine country and hit all the big cities and then go over to New Zealand and then leave.
	I don't think you can do Perth.
	Now you're just telling me there's a direct flight from Austin to Perth?
	Yeah, I believe so.
	That's weird.
	Yeah, well there's also direct flights, not from Austin, from Houston.
	There's direct flights from Houston to...
	Is it on Southwest?
	Yeah.
	Anyway, just putting it out there, we're working on it.
	But I was thinking, regardless, this is not cheap, this trip.
	No, it's going to be a money loser.
	So maybe I can just sell all my junk.
	Oh, here we go.
	There's the segue.
	Woo!
	I held on to it for an hour or so.
	You did?
	Yeah, with the Tourette's it's hard.
	And I'll tell you what I'm referring to.
	Before the show started...
	We were talking about Adam's junk.
	And by junk, we mean his electronic gear.
	Which includes some stellar pieces of technology from yesterday.
	Huge collectibles that are just, I was just going to toss.
	I was going to tell the Mexicans, hey, come here, you've got to take everything.
	I don't want to see it.
	Yeah, the next thing you know, they have a station up and running.
	Here it is.
	Yes, it sounds just like that.
	And so we were discussing this and we started talking about how he could sell it and all the rest.
	He said, oh no, no, save it for the show.
	I'll have a very slick way of introducing the topic.
	I forgot all about it until just now.
	I'm so good.
	I'm doing all this on the fly too, John.
	No.
	I hope you're impressed.
	All right, everybody.
	So we'll update you as that goes along.
	Thank you very much.
	And remember, we do have another show coming up on Sunday.
	We need all the help we can get.
	For everybody who needs it.
	Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
	Let's vote for jobs!
	You've got karma.
	And John Koch says happy birthday to his wife, Sherry.
	Megan Kendall, happy birthday to her husband, John Kendall, celebrates tomorrow.
	Kevin Ostrowski, 33 today.
	Dee Mackey, 29.
	And, wow, on Mayo de Four, happy birthday from John, as well as the child, a.k.a.
	Baby Dvorak, born on Cinco de Mayo.
	Happy birthday from all your buddies here at The Best Podcast in the universe!
	Wedding anniversary, Catherine Primo celebrated yesterday.
	Congratulations.
	And then we also had, oh, you know, we had our anniversary.
	We had our two-year anniversary.
	Well, two-year anniversary, the first date, when you first met, your first kiss.
	First date and first kiss as well, and the first time I held her hand.
	Did you write all these things down?
	Of course.
	A card, everything.
	You can trust me.
	Yeah.
	We celebrated with the bathtub and the candles, what you always suggest.
	Bubble bath?
	Mr.
	Fabulous made a little track about it.
	Scented bubble bath?
	Yeah, just have a listen.
	Mr.
	Fabulous, our bath and candle music.
	Here's an example.
	Oh, yeah.
	Baby, I'm gonna step down deep into your hot, wet, steamy tub.
	Light your match, baby, and candle your flame on my candlestick.
	Oh, yeah!
	Right?
	Perfect.
	We have a couple of title changes here.
	My title changes!
	Sir Steve Taft becomes Baron of the Golden Branch Trail, a part of the Chattachoochee River National Recreation Area.
	Congratulations, and Sir Paul from Horsehead becomes a Baronet.
	I'm sorry?
	Yeah, I think you butchered the name.
	Chattahoochee River.
	There you go.
	The Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area.
	And Sir Paul from Horse has become Baronet.
	Congratulations to both of you.
	That will be reflected on itm.im slash peerage, our official peerage map.
	And thank you again for your support of the best podcast in the universe.
	I've got information, man!
	New shit has come to light!
	Yes.
	The current standing, it looks like roughly 65% for Macron and roughly 35% for Le Pen.
	So it looks like the machine is winning.
	En marche!
	Viva la France!
	Obama has done it again.
	Yes, ladies and gentlemen.
	Viva the Fourth Reich!
	Viva la France!
	You know, these guys have tried and tried and tried, and I think at least this technique didn't involve bombing anybody.
	Not this time.
	And we do have a couple of knights, so let's just grab our swords here for a second so we can do...
	There's mine.
	Yeah, let me get mine.
	Hang on a second.
	Okay, I got it.
	Perfect.
	All right, John Kurek, John Owen, Samuel Lichtenstein, and Benjamin Garcia.
	Gentlemen, step on up to the podium here next to the lecture.
	It is time for you to take your well-deserved seats at the No Agenda Roundtable.
	We house our knights and our dames, and I am therefore very proud to pronounce the KD as Sir John of Shingle House, Sir Johnny O, Knight of the Armament, Sir Sam of Battery Park City, and as Sir A dude named Ben, Knight of the Help Desk.
	For you gentlemen, we have lead slingers, whiskey and gunpowder, brisket and brown ale, malt vinegar and manual transmissions, Nicaraguan cigars rolling in Panama papers.
	We got whiskey and bacon.
	We got sake and sushi.
	We got geishas and sake, vodka and vanilla, breast milk and pablum, ginger ale and gerbils, sparkling cider and escorts, and mutton and mead at the end of the list.
	NoagendaNation.com slash rings.
	Go ahead and pick up your stuff right there.
	Oh, I lip-smacked.
	You did.
	And please make sure that you tweet and toot out a picture.
	A little bit of tech news I thought might be fun for just a moment.
	Just a brief little bit of tech news.
	And...
	Is it my perception?
	Or is Richard Stallman everywhere these days?
	I haven't even heard of him.
	I mean, recently.
	I know him personally, but I haven't seen this.
	But you're in a different milieu than I am, apparently.
	Well, on the YouTubes, he's doing podcasts.
	He is.
	He's doing podcasts.
	And it's very difficult because he either uses free software, and that doesn't mean free as in no cost, but free as in you are free to do with it as you like, including changing it.
	He's using GNU podcasting machines.
	Yes, he's using GNU video chat, so he won't do Skype with anybody.
	But he is in the studio, and he's doing conferences and...
	He's around.
	And I just thought this one little statement, which I picked up from the David Pakman show.
	It's a podcast, and also it's a video thing on YouTube.
	Because I like Stallman.
	He's idealistic.
	We need these kinds of people in our world.
	We need people like Stallman.
	By the way, do you have a window open or something?
	There's a lot of noise coming from your end.
	No, no.
	Fan?
	No, nothing like that?
	Nothing changed.
	Hmm.
	Hmm.
	Just this little bit, because if you don't understand the difference between GNU, GNU Linux, all this stuff, there was just something I picked up here that was just like, whoa, I didn't realize this.
	And it's important because we talk about it all the time.
	In 1998...
	The free software movement was hit by a co-optation campaign designed to separate our software from our philosophy of freedom.
	That campaign goes by the name Open Source.
	Now the reason you've heard that term so much is that a lot of companies preferred To talk about open source and they wanted the media to talk about open source precisely because that didn't rock the boat.
	It didn't criticize their proprietary software, didn't call it an injustice.
	So, the companies have put their weight behind the use of the superficial term that doesn't raise ethical issues.
	It's very PR friendly to say something is open source, right?
	Right.
	And they've talked about our work in connection with their slogan so much that most people think that's what I stand for.
	I refuse to go normally to any event that uses the term open source, I don't want to feed that error.
	In 1992, the GNU system was almost complete.
	One component was missing.
	And then Mr.
	Torvalds released a program called Linux, which did that job.
	So Linux filled the last gap in the GNU system.
	But lots of people got confused, and they thought that the whole combination was this one-piece Linux.
	So if people say that they're using Linux, they're actually using GNU with Linux.
	I don't know what the hell he was really saying, but I like the fact...
	The guy's a lunatic.
	He's unhinged!
	He's unhinged.
	Pac-Man doesn't know what he's...
	He doesn't know any of these.
	He doesn't know what GNU is.
	He never heard of any of this stuff.
	There was a moment where I think...
	Stallman had wormed his way into creating these GNU licenses are extremely onerous for anyone who actually wants to make any money.
	Yeah, you have no ownership of it.
	None.
	Well, worse than that, if you hook to a GNU program with this onerous license, the GPL, whatever, General Assault License 3, whatever the number is, I don't know, I don't care.
	But I do know this.
	You hook to this, boom!
	Your software's automatically covered by it, and you just gave your software away to the public.
	The GPL, yeah.
	That's correct.
	The GPL, right.
	So you just gave your software away to the public.
	So a whole business version, I'm surprised he doesn't talk about this, since we're on the tech news, I can discuss it at least.
	That's why I brought it up.
	You're the guy, you're my go-to guy.
	So the whole business emerged, and that's not what I thought I was going to talk about.
	And it did happen, I believe it was in the 90s.
	A business emerged of companies that could create what's called a shim.
	And a shim was a code that you could place between GNU Linux.
	And this was done mostly by legal firms.
	Legal companies had the dream.
	So you had something that was a...
	Had the GPL that was this onerous GPL. And you wanted to use that software.
	But you wanted to add some proprietary software of your own.
	Right.
	You couldn't do that under GPL. You couldn't do it.
	It's just impossible.
	You might as well just give your software away.
	You couldn't start a business.
	It was very...
	It was anti-mercantile.
	It seemed to me to be a bad idea.
	Because there's no progress that could be made.
	Because somebody along the line might want to make five bucks.
	And you can't do it.
	So there were these companies that came out.
	Hold on, that's not true.
	If you're allowed to sell GNU GPL licensed software, It's just you have no protection.
	Because your software also becomes contaminated.
	It means that if I sell you a copy, you can just give a thousand copies away after I sell you one.
	That's correct.
	I'm just saying, but you can charge for it.
	It's just the model is not locked in.
	Yeah, once.
	Exactly.
	You can charge for it once.
	What's your problem?
	Haven't you seen Stallman?
	He looks like a successful guy.
	Now, so these shims were invented, these little pieces of code that you could stick in between your proprietors.
	This I didn't know.
	So it was like a firewall of code.
	So it would not contaminate, the GPL code would not contaminate your proprietary code.
	Yes.
	And so it was just bogus code.
	It was just like something to say, well, I'm here just to be this.
	Like a proxy.
	I'm a washer.
	A slowdown in performance is what it sounds like.
	Somehow along the lines, something broke with this idea.
	I don't know what they're doing nowadays.
	I suppose I should...
	I know a couple of guys that are lawyers that only deal with this.
	And I should get a hold of one of them.
	I'm interested.
	And ask them what the latest is.
	Because there's always some scheme to circumvent the GPL. And I don't think shims work.
	The shim!
	The shim!
	What is a shim?
	A shim.
	Okay, here's an example of a shim.
	You're at a table.
	The table's wobbly.
	One leg is too short.
	You stick a matchbook underneath the one leg and you stabilize it.
	That's a shim.
	Now, is a shank a shim?
	A shank?
	No, a shank's not a shim.
	It's a shim that goes into a human person.
	That's a shank.
	Yeah, no, it's a wedged shim.
	It's a shank.
	I don't think so.
	Okay.
	Alright, so a shim is...
	A shim is a shim.
	And it's triangular in shape, or it can be just, it doesn't matter?
	No, no, it could be like a washer.
	Oh, a washer is a shim.
	Well, a washer is really a washer.
	A shim is something that was not meant to be.
	Uh-huh.
	Got it.
	It's like an ad-libbed washer.
	Okay, I got it.
	I'm good.
	Well, it's a very common term if you ever worked in a factory.
	However, I'm pleased with free software.
	I think it's very important.
	You use LibreOffice, so can kids in Africa.
	Everyone can use LibreOffice.
	This is very good.
	I also use Audacity.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Audacity and Mastodon.
	That's another great example.
	Mastodon, yeah.
	Another great example.
	I have no complaints about free software.
	No, none of them.
	I think more software should be free.
	But the term, I think it's important, the terminology that's understood.
	Free software versus open source.
	Versus GNU. Versus GNU. That's right.
	A recursive joke it is.
	Very funny.
	All right, thank you very much.
	That's it for tech news, everybody.
	Better than you get anywhere else on a Sunday.
	And the phone should be made out of Bakelite.
	That's right, no one brings you tech news.
	We're not like the tech horny.
	We bring you something that matters that you care about.
	I don't know how many people really care about any of that.
	Well, I think some people out there care about it.
	Anyway, Stallman out on the prowl.
	Well, like I said, I didn't have any clue about this.
	I do have the most recent politically correct term that has cropped up amongst the social justice warriors in the world.
	It is time for our Latin friends to get in on the action.
	And the new term is Latinx.
	Latinx.
	Has it got a dash?
	Nope.
	It's Latin with an X at the end?
	Yeah, so instead of Latin...
	So it looks like Latins...
	Latinx.
	Latinx, but Latinx.
	Then this is done to degenderize the Spanish language.
	Oh, good luck.
	Because why is it just Latina or Latino?
	And it turns out, those damn men, the damn...
	The Latin patriarchy needs to be brought down and destroyed.
	Witness this clip from YouTube.
	Yo, dude, check out this article.
	Ten annoying things all Latinx do.
	What the heck is Latinx?
	Okay, so these are two guys that talk and one says, what the hell is Latinx?
	He explains it, and then in comes the host, hashtag cat, to explain it all to us.
	It's the gender-inclusive alternative to Latino and Latino.
	Isn't that what Latinos were?
	Why they gotta go and ruin the Spanish language word?
	It's so complicated to say.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa!
	The only thing that's complicated around here is that outfit.
	This is the catcall, and I'm calling this shit out.
	The catcall is calling this shit out, bruh!
	Two main reasons why Latinx is used.
	One, to dismantle the patriarchy.
	The Spanish language is gender.
	Almost all of our words are male or female, like amigas or amigos.
	So we use the male term as the universal term for everyone.
	So for example, if there's a room full of three women, we'd say, I'm with mis amigas.
	But the minute one man enters, it becomes, I'm with mis amigos.
	The X in Latinx is an effort of pushing against the masculine term dictating our language.
	Using terms like policeman or mankind subconsciously tell women and girls that they aren't included, limiting the possibilities they create.
	I don't like the sound of it because the music kills the whole concept of what she's saying.
	I don't think it comes across well.
	You've got to watch the video, I guess.
	Well, they can do this with French.
	Well, this is, of course, the point.
	So many languages have gender built right into it.
	Now you're really going to the core.
	The core!
	Of everything.
	These people are unhinged.
	We may sound unhinged, but they're really unhinged.
	We have to fight this.
	We can't have the male just dominating?
	In language?
	No.
	Oh, jeez.
	It's horrible.
	I don't know what to make of that.
	No, not much.
	It's the beginning of the end.
	I have a news story.
	Let's do this.
	All right.
	Because this is another one of those stories that was not carried.
	I've been listening to the different news channels.
	Only RT carries this sort of thing.
	Maybe this is fake news.
	This kind of plays in with the Saudis becoming members, one of the core members of the UN group for women.
	Women's rights.
	Women's rights?
	What?
	The women's reich.
	I like women's reich.
	Well, the women's reich, that could be.
	But this is about a Saudi woman that seems like it's a good international story that nobody wants to pay any attention to, especially if you're kissing the butts of the Saudis.
	But the Saudi woman, part one, from RT. The Saudi king has issued a decree which will allow women to get some state services without the need for a male guardian's permission.
	It's a bid to slightly relax rules for women in the country.
	Saudi Arabia has been slammed for a poor women's rights record in gender inequality.
	In a recent case that hit the headlines, a woman seeking to flee to Australia was forced back to the kingdom.
	All right.
	OK.
	Some woman, I don't know, offended her family or something.
	They were going to kill her.
	And so she takes off like a rocket and tries to go to Australia.
	I got to hide.
	Oh, wow.
	And so let's go to part two and start to hear.
	According to reports, Dina Ali Lasloom was seeking asylum in Australia when she was stopped on a layover in the Philippines on April 10th.
	Videos posted online show Les Loom at Manila's International Airport pleading not to be returned because she feared her family would kill her.
	In the recordings, Les Loom said the Philippine authorities had taken her into custody.
	They took my passport and locked me for 13 hours just because I'm a Saudi woman.
	She sounds like the fish girl, doesn't she?
	It all changes is fish.
	Block me for 13 hours just because I'm a Saudi woman with the cooperation of Saudi embassy.
	If my family come, they will kill me.
	If I go back to Saudi Arabia, I will be dead.
	Please help me.
	Human Rights Watch says two men identified as Lesloom's uncles arrived at the Manila airport, tied duct tape around her feet and hands before forcing her onto a flight from Manila to Riyadh on April 11th.
	According to Reuters, several passengers said they had seen a woman being carried onto the plane screaming.
	One woman told Reuters, I heard a lady screaming from upstairs.
	Then I saw two or three men carrying her.
	They weren't Filipino.
	Filipino, they looked Arab.
	The Saudi embassy in Manila issued a statement saying Lasloom's case was a family matter insisting the woman had returned with her relatives to the homeland.
	Human Rights Watch says Lasloom's whereabouts are currently unknown.
	is calling on the Saudi authorities to disclose where, with whom, and under what conditions the 24-year-old is being held.
	In Saudi Arabia, women are legally subject to a male guardian who must approve basic decisions on education, marriage, travel.
	Saudi women are barred from driving and must obey a strict dress code of loose robes and face coverings in public.
	To the shock of many, the repressive treatment hasn't prevented Saudi Arabia's recent appointment to the UN's Women's Right Commission, a global intergovernmental body exclusively dedicated to the promotion of gender equality and the empowerment of women.
	I don't understand this.
	This culture I think in the West, you know, guys would love to have their women as slaves.
	I think that deep down there's some DNA thing that, you know, yeah.
	But whenever we think about them, we don't want them covered up.
	We want them in bathing suits, you know, hot, carrying AK-47s or AR-15s, you know, gun belts strapped around them, wearing cowboy boots with the bikini.
	Why do these guys want them all covered up?
	You can continue.
	They got the slave part right, but they messed up all the rest.
	I don't know.
	It's just an annoyance that...
	Part three, which is the last part of this clip...
	They talk about it as well.
	They want to get this woman back because she's going to deliver bad news or she's going to embarrass the kingdom and all the rest.
	And I've said this before.
	From my experiences in the Middle East, although I have not been to Saudi Arabia, I'd love to visit.
	Mainly just to have the chicken.
	There's a chicken restaurant.
	It's a fact.
	This is why I love you, man.
	Yeah, of course.
	There's a chain of chicken restaurants.
	Screw everything else.
	The chain of chicken restaurants.
	Okay, what's the name of this?
	Yes, there's a chain of chicken.
	It's El...
	something or other.
	I have a...
	El Kebab.
	Okay.
	No, it's not El Kebab.
	But I'll put the picture of the chicken restaurant in the next newsletter.
	Yes, I think you should talk about why.
	The chicken, everybody, the worst Saudi haters rave about this chicken.
	And I think the recipe is even online.
	Durka Durka Chicken?
	No, it's not Durka Durka Chicken.
	It's got an Al something in it.
	Los Polos Hermanos?
	That's in Mexico City, it sounds like.
	I don't know, man.
	Okay, I love it.
	But I haven't been to Saudi Arabia.
	I've already had the chicken.
	But the stories that people who go there a lot, they just shake their heads and say, you know, what are you going to do?
	Nobody ever takes them to task.
	Nobody cares.
	That was Breaking Bad, by the way.
	That was a Breaking Bad reference.
	I never watched this.
	I've only watched like three episodes, and I did catch one of the great episodes of Breaking Bad where the head is on top of the tortoise.
	That's one of the first seasons.
	That's very good.
	Very good episode.
	And very funny.
	Sick sense of humor.
	And the bell.
	That's the old man in the wheelchair with the bell.
	Alright, third clip.
	Alright, let's finish.
	Women's rights activist Moody Al-Johani says it's almost impossible for a woman to leave the country without permission.
	Anything about Dina now, we don't really know what is going on.
	The last thing we know is that she's been held in the girl's detention, which is another name of women's prison, which they are under 30, that they committed what they call a moral crime.
	Unfortunately, it's not unique.
	It happened before, but we don't really know the victims' names.
	That doesn't mean they don't exist.
	This has happened many times when women want to flee the country.
	They don't just track women or just held women in the country.
	Even if we try to leave the country, they try to go after us, like what happened to Dinah Ali.
	There is also a similar case that happened to three women who fled Saudi Arabia and stopped in Malaysia.
	And the Saudi embassy actually offered a financial reward for whoever fined them.
	Because the subject of Saudi women causing the Saudi government international embarrassment.
	So they want to make sure that these women, when they fled the country, and when they flee the country, they don't speak about what's going on inside Saudi Arabia.
	Weird guys there.
	Weird guys, man.
	What kills me, or what kills her eventually, is what kind of What kind of country is the Philippines that just...
	What is it?
	She's got legal paper.
	She's got a ticket.
	Thanks, Philippines.
	Just like rendition.
	Of course, we do that, so I guess we're the model for the whole thing.
	We are.
	Again, we're the best.
	Yeah, we're number one.
	This was a disturbing report I picked up on RT, and it's getting a little credence in circles.
	The government wants to oblige companies to remove...
	This is about the UK government.
	The UK government.
	...protection from communications like WhatsApp and other internet messaging apps.
	This is called backdoor access, and the concern surrounding it is that it could be exploited by hackers or terrorists.
	Many viewers will recall that the UK's Home Secretary, Amber Rudd, complained about encryption in the wake of the Westminster terror attack in March.
	There should be no place for terrorists to hide.
	We need to make sure that organisations like WhatsApp, and there are plenty of others like that, don't provide a secret place for terrorists to communicate with each other.
	We need to make sure that our intelligence services have the ability to get into situations like encrypted WhatsApp.
	The plan is to force internet service providers and phone companies to hand over suspects' communications within one day of the authorities asking for them.
	And companies will have to be able to provide this for one in every 10,000 customers, which according to estimates equates to around 6,500 Brits at any one time, which is effectively a recipe for real-time mass surveillance.
	In order to do this, authorities will need the approval from a secretary of state and a special judicial commissioner that would be appointed by the prime minister.
	So it would have to be sanctioned by senior government figures and it would be in secret.
	And in relation to these leaked specifics, well, we've asked the Home Office and they've told us that there's nothing new in the consultation, that it merely relates to technical details of powers that are set out in the Investigatory Powers Act already.
	That shall be interesting to see how that is implemented.
	That is the worst report.
	The story really is that the parliament in England is trying to make encryption illegal.
	That's what the report was about.
	Yeah, I know, but it was just poorly presented.
	Oh, it's RT. It's fake news.
	Well, sometimes they do a good job.
	We've been trying to do that here for years, unsuccessfully.
	And the real problem is not that they...
	Can't or won't do it is that the banks won't allow it.
	The banks cannot afford to have their data streams floating around wide open.
	They just can't do it.
	So if you let them encrypt, you have to let, you know, if the banks can encrypt, then you can encrypt.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And we do.
	We encrypt a lot of stuff.
	Yeah.
	Well, we're being forced to when we are now forced into encryption.
	We have HTTPS everywhere, everybody, because Google is starting to delist us.
	Oh, if your websites aren't HTTPS, then you're less trustworthy.
	We're getting that little guy on Firefox, the little burglar with the little burglar mask.
	You know, like stealing stuff out of your computer.
	Thanks, Google.
	Well, that's not Google.
	But it is Google's initiative.
	Douchebags.
	Douchebags.
	Want a little update on how we're doing with connecting the Trump administration to Russia?
	Oh, yes.
	That story continues.
	Unabated.
	It includes a song.
	Ah, we got a song now.
	Yes, this is Brolf.
	We all brawl from the CNNs with Dianne Feinstein getting a little update.
	I know that you and some of your colleagues from the Senate Intelligence Committee drove over to Langley, Virginia yesterday to CIA headquarters, and you were briefed.
	Here's the question, and you don't have to provide us with any classified information, Senator, but do you believe, do you have evidence that there was in fact collusion between Trump associates and Russia during the campaign?
	Not at this time.
	Well, that's a pretty precise answer.
	I know the investigation is continuing.
	There's so many memes about Russia and what Trump is trying to hide.
	Conway and Spicer say things are nicer than what they're willing to confide.
	So many dudes think that this is just fake news.
	I know there are always in C.
	Someday we'll find it.
	The Russia connection.
	The Donald, the Putin, and the...
	There you go, everybody. - All right.
	Where do you get that but on the best podcast in the universe, huh?
	Kermit, that's good.
	That's Walker, Walker Osler, one of our producers, bringing us the Russian connection from Kermit the Frog.
	He does a good Kermit.
	He does a very good Kermit.
	And I like that Diane's like, meh, there's nothing yet.
	I'm still working it.
	There's got to be something here.
	There's got to be something under here.
	Well, here's another interesting little clip that could have been connected to my earlier clip about France and the poor valley of Yon.
	This German military story asks more...
	A question comes out of this story, and I'm going to ask it of you.
	The recent case of a racist German soldier allegedly plotting a terror attack while posing as a Syrian refugee has put the spotlights on what is going on inside the German military.
	Now the Bundeswehr investigators say that they have looked into almost 300 soldiers with possible neo-Nazi views.
	This week, the defense minister...
	Ursula von der Leyen criticized her own Bundeswehr for what she called a weak leadership.
	Here's more.
	German Defense Minister Ursula von der Leyen visited the French city of Ilkirch near Straßburg on Wednesday.
	The arrested officer Franco A. was stationed here, serving as lieutenant in the Franco-German brigade.
	He was arrested last week for planning a terrorist attack posing as a Syrian refugee.
	Evidence of his far-right views first surfaced in 2014.
	False flag!
	So, this story, we've actually covered this a couple of times earlier, because it's about a month old.
	But I had no idea there was a German Franco brigade outside of Strasbourg with a bunch of German soldiers in France already.
	Yeah, it's starting.
	Starting?
	I think there's been going on.
	I think we've just been behind the...
	Behind the curve.
	I love...
	No American media talks about this, but this...
	The Forth Reich.
	How many...
	How big is the brigade?
	What is the brigade?
	144?
	Is that a...
	What's a brigade?
	I don't know what a brigade...
	You can look it up.
	I really love that...
	It's a book of knowledge.
	I really love that accent the reporter had.
	Yeah, it's a dead German accent.
	It's sexy German.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He was arrested last week for planning a terrorist attack posing as a Syrian refugee.
	You will come here.
	I'm going to whip you.
	Thank you for liking it.
	Nice.
	Good accent.
	Brigade.
	I didn't look up the brigade.
	Let's play this clip.
	Here's another one.
	Another one that brings...
	Again, these stories crop up and they, to me, bring up a question I ask immediately and it's not answered.
	Okay.
	How about the gays clip?
	Gays on Chechnya.
	The leaders of Germany and Russia have held talks in Sochi.
	Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin agreed that more must be done to end the Syrian conflict where Russia supports the government of Bashar al-Assad.
	Angela Merkel also urged President Putin to ensure the rights of the persecuted gay community in Chechnya.
	Did you know about this?
	No.
	The persecuted gay community in Chechnya.
	Isn't it predominantly Muslim?
	Isn't it Muslim up there?
	Yeah, it's mostly Muslim.
	Are they persecuted Muslim gays?
	Is that due to religion or just gays that are persecuted?
	Who's persecuting them?
	I don't know!
	No.
	Okay, we'll look into it.
	I haven't heard from Brian the Gay Crusader in a while.
	This is kind of his beat.
	I think you insulted him.
	I did not.
	How'd that come up?
	I did not.
	I did not insult him.
	No.
	Oh, man.
	I was in the elevator of the new building the other day.
	And I've been bringing boxes down.
	I'm sweaty.
	I'm just wearing my blue jeans.
	I'm just sweaty.
	I look a mess.
	I look horrible.
	I'm 52.
	I look like shit if I don't work on it.
	And then on the ground floor, two gay guys walk in.
	And one, I mean, one is, like, really, he's got the, he's got shorts on, he's got Gucci shoes, a little Gucci bag, you know, he's just, you know, he's got the polo, everything.
	And I swear to God, he looked me up and down and then turned his head away.
	Like, I was, like, not worthy, and it really hurt my feelings.
	Did he turn his head away in such a way that his hair, you know...
	No, it's the short hair.
	So I felt like a woman for a minute, you know?
	It's like what women feel like when men do that.
	It was pretty...
	It didn't feel good.
	I admit it.
	Brother.
	I'm just telling you.
	Just telling you.
	Okay.
	We should wrap this up.
	Well, we can't wrap right away, because I just want to make sure we're caught up.
	Okay.
	You are going to catch us up.
	Okay.
	Let's go with this one.
	This is the Zika is back.
	Oh, thank goodness.
	Spring is here.
	The temperature is rising, and with it, the threat of Zika virus spread by mosquitoes.
	Small heads are coming!
	There is an outbreak already in Brownsville and McAllen, Texas, in the Rio Grande Valley.
	What?
	So far this year, 18 women have been infected with the virus linked to birth defects.
	Here's Dr.
	John LaPook.
	When we first met 23-year-old Rocio Morado of Brownsville, Texas, last month, she was 36 weeks pregnant and doctors were seeing problems with her baby on ultrasound.
	We do see some calcifications in the brain.
	Morado tested positive for Zika infection.
	The virus is carried by mosquitoes both in Brownsville and across the border in Mexico, where she visited family early in her pregnancy.
	I'm kind of sad, but I know everything is going to be okay.
	This is her baby, Hugo.
	How are you feeling right now as a new mother?
	I feel so happy.
	I'm so in love with him.
	Did he have a big head?
	He looked normal to me.
	Maybe, I don't know.
	Regular head or small head?
	What did he have?
	Like a regular head.
	So then there's not a problem.
	Well, yet.
	Well, this report, they're not doing well.
	May I help you?
	Zika, Zika, Zika, Zika, Zika.
	Yeah, we said, where's the money?
	$1.9 billion.
	Zika, Zika, Zika, Zika, Zika.
	Yeah.
	Where's the money?
	Small heads are coming.
	You're going to do it.
	You watch.
	Small heads are in our future.
	Thank you for updating us on that.
	Okay, the last update.
	The rest we can move forward.
	Do you know about the assassination attempt?
	Yes.
	The kid.
	Un.
	Un.
	Yes, assassination attempt.
	Here we go.
	Do you need to set it up or is that it?
	No, I think that's it.
	North Korea has accused the U.S. and South Korean spy agencies of an unsuccessful assassination attempt on leader Kim Jong-un.
	Now, state TV in North Korea claims that South Korean agents bribed a North Korean working in Russia in order to carry out this alleged plot.
	The plan, they say, was to attack Kim during a public event with a biochemical weapon supplied by the CIA. Now, just as North Korea's projection of itself to the world, life under North Korea's dictatorship remains tightly controlled.
	Hundreds of citizens risk their lives every year just to escape, and many are just children.
	Well, I didn't let this clip go any further, because it became a propaganda clip for North Korea hate.
	And it was about children, suddenly.
	I don't know how that relates to the assassination attempt, but it was a very...
	And it wasn't even a smooth transition.
	Did I not read somewhere that the GCHQ or someone...
	I have to look that up for Sunday show.
	I read that there was...
	Today's Sunday.
	I mean, the Thursday show.
	There was something to that.
	There's something to this assassination attempt.
	There was some admission somewhere.
	It was right before the show.
	Let's find out what it is, because I didn't hear any of this other stuff.
	Yeah, I'm going to.
	Yeah, who knows?
	It is what we do.
	Yes.
	It's not like that's a surprise.
	I do have some funny stuff that I'm going to move to Thursday.
	Just crazy Trump stuff.
	Like really unhinged.
	Oh, no.
	Which was missed.
	Yeah, it was missed.
	It was missed this week by everybody.
	So I got off C-SPAN. I thought it was very funny.
	So you'll get that.
	And here, we're going to be...
	I'll put the picture of the chicken shop.
	Yes, please.
	Yes, I'm very excited about this.
	Let's see if there's franchising opportunities for Texas.
	And I think there's a recipe for this chicken online, because it's marinated for a very long time in garlic and lemon juice.
	I think I'll make this dish over the weekend.
	Anyway, coming to you from downtown Texas, Austin, Texas, that is, in the Cludio, part of the Common Law Condo.
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	I was a person who was on the ballot and I Eat me, Hillary Clinton!
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