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	Oh, that's his mic, I think.
	I think that's his mic.
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, October 15th, 2015.
	Time once again for your Gitmo Nation media assassination, episode 765.
	This is no agenda.
	Wearing the sash of deconstruction, valor, and broadcasting live from the capital of the Drone Star State in FEMA Region 6, Austin Tejas.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I'm just wearing valor, I'm John C. Devorah.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	Hey, man, I got my sash from Dame Melody Man.
	laughing Did you get the whole description and everything?
	Oh yeah.
	With the medals?
	She finally got sick of waiting for me to send you the sash she sent me.
	Right, so she made me a whole new sash and I've got...
	I have medals, yeah.
	I have the crackpot cross.
	I'm going to make a picture of me wearing this.
	I have the most...
	Oh, yeah.
	No, that was the idea.
	Yeah, no.
	Yeah, no.
	That was the complete...
	That was the thinking.
	Yes.
	Because you look like...
	With that hair...
	I look good.
	You look like an ambassador.
	And I have tails, so I can...
	Right.
	Over my...
	In fact, Tina the Keeper's taking me to a function tonight for her job.
	Maybe I should just wear it.
	I should wear the combo.
	I don't think she'd like that.
	She's...
	Tina.
	I would.
	Who's the creep you brought to the party?
	Who's this guy?
	Hello.
	And just go act like I'm royalty.
	And use that accent you like doing.
	Hello.
	Which one?
	The Dutch.
	Ah, this is my sash.
	It is very good.
	Do you like my sash?
	I'm very important in my home country of the Netherlands.
	Yeah, that one.
	How do you two?
	Nice to meet your acquaintance.
	I thank you from the bottom of my heart and my wife's bottom as well.
	I've heard a politician say that.
	It's a good one.
	I can imagine that coming out.
	Well, too bad there was nothing going on between the last show.
	Yeah, too bad.
	Let's end it.
	Although I have a long thing I can do.
	If we're going to talk about the Dutch report, you brought the Dutch report.
	Oh, yes, the Dutch report.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes.
	You want to play the long report to start it off?
	Well, first of all, before we play the Dutch report, I have a pre-clip.
	Ooh.
	Which is a little long, but I want people to listen to it because this is the kind of thing that RT has been reporting on the Dutch Report.
	What we're talking about is the Dutch Safety Board, which is led by a prince by marriage, Peter van Vollenhoeven, known as the Smasher.
	That's the guy.
	Is Masher the guy who...
	He's a masher, you mean?
	Masher, yeah.
	The masher, the guy who likes to rub up against women.
	Yeah, he was mashing up against wife number one.
	Yes, you've told this story a lot of times.
	Always enjoyable.
	Yeah, so that guy somehow is an authority on aviation, but he's leading the Dutch Safety Board in their investigation, and they came out with some conclusive results this week.
	So what's your pre-clip?
	Well, I've got a couple of things before we go into the results, which will be the CBS report, which I think was a pretty good one to a point.
	And...
	RT is pounding the Russian drums because the head of Buk, the missile company that made the missiles, said these are out-of-date missiles.
	We've taken these out of service.
	Do you want me to explain that?
	Because that's the crux of it as far as I'm concerned.
	Okay, you might as well explain it before I get into this one little bit, which is a little lengthy.
	Okay, so there's two things of note.
	One, the Dutch safety board came out.
	The reason we waited so long is they had to come up with this animation that Which is...
	Before you continue, how long have we waited?
	It's over a year now.
	It's well over a year.
	And have they released, since they brought this report out, have they...
	I'll ask you a couple questions.
	Okay.
	Have they released the unedited version of the black box?
	That would be a no.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, now you may continue.
	There's a lot of abnormalities.
	So the safety board, I guess they spent all this time making this beautiful video which shows the Buk missile coming up, exploding in front of the cockpit.
	I mean, once this is out, people have seen this.
	It's been all over the news.
	Then people believe they've seen it.
	So forget about it.
	That's the story from now on.
	No one will believe otherwise.
	It's just how mass mind programming works.
	The Russian manufacturers started weeks ago, I guess they were tipped off and knew that this was coming, to prove two things.
	One, that it could not come from the eastern region as claimed by the final report of the past two days.
	But from a different region closer to Kiev.
	They did real-world testing.
	And there's videos in the show notes.
	You can take a look at all of how...
	They actually built...
	They built a plane!
	And then blew it up.
	And exploded up!
	Now, the...
	What's interesting about the report is it pretty much excludes the Russians from being culpable in this because they claim it is an older type Buk missile and the only military that uses that missile today, which it has an expiration date of 2011, would be the Ukrainian forces.
	And not the rebels.
	So it kind of proves it.
	Well, it's not the implication you get when you watch the mainstream media.
	Well, no, because we have an animation, obviously.
	Now, I want to start with this report.
	You know that pretty...
	And I still maintain that there was radar...
	Someone wrote up our analysis, and I put that in the show notes as well.
	I maintain that I think that this was an air-to-air kill.
	We have eyewitness reports of a fighter jet coming down, of the parachutes, all kinds of...
	But okay.
	It will make no difference.
	I think we did a great job of deconstructing this when it happened.
	Pretty much in real time.
	Well, that pretty Washington correspondent, White House correspondent from RT, she does regular...
	You can't pronounce her name.
	It's some crazy name.
	With the dark long hair, that one?
	Yeah, that one.
	Curly hair?
	It's not curly.
	Sometimes it is, but she works with her hair.
	Depends on which hair you're looking at.
	So she got the...
	She got this assignment to debunk this character, because apparently this guy's been showing up everywhere, and she spots him on Sky News simultaneously on CNN. Now, which guy are we talking about?
	This is Higgins.
	Oh, Higgins.
	Who is Higgins?
	Well, you're going to find out by playing RT Girl on The Blogger.
	Uh-huh.
	Higgins.
	It's not often on television that you see one person interviewed on two channels at the same time if the person is not a politician or a direct participant in the event of the day.
	Ah, doing media deconstruction, our dark-haired friend is.
	Blogger Elliot Higgins is neither.
	But after the release of the Dutch investigation report on MH17, he was the go-to person for CNN and Sky News, which aired their interviews with Mr.
	Higgins at the same time.
	So why is he in demand?
	Unlike the Dutch investigators, he can say for certain who is to blame for the downing of the MH17. He says it's the rebels.
	Mr.
	Higgins showed where he thinks the missile that hit MH17 came from.
	Even though he's titled as a blogger and a citizen journalist, on these channels Mr.
	Higgins speaks as an expert.
	But how did he become such an expert?
	Chat rooms and comment threads on Arab Spring is where, upon his own admission, it all began.
	He was an unemployed finance and admin worker who searched for online videos from the Syrian conflict and focused his attention on the weapons used in the conflict.
	Mr.
	Higgins admittedly has no background or training in weapons and is entirely self-taught, saying that, quote...
	Before the Arab Spring, I knew no more about weapons than...
	Is this the belly cat guy?
	Is that who this is?
	I don't know who Bellycat is.
	Yeah, I think it's...
	I'll continue.
	It might be.
	I think it's the Bellycat guy.
	The average Xbox owner.
	I had no knowledge beyond what I'd learned from Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rambo.
	End of quote.
	Yeah, this is Bellingcat.
	That's the website he started for citizen journalists.
	Oh, okay.
	Which was funded by a Kickstarter, which is great.
	It's a great way to get funding from intelligence sources.
	Yeah, just do a Kickstarter.
	Oh, I don't know where the money came from.
	It came from, you know, whatever.
	Well, we should do that.
	Yeah, this guy is...
	I've had all the questions about him.
	It's the same guy.
	It's the same guy.
	Higgins lives in the UK and has never been near a conflict zone.
	Last year, he started a website which claims to investigate current events using open-source information, such as online videos, maps, and pictures.
	So he took up the quote-unquote investigation of the downing of the MH17. This Tuesday, the Russian producer of the Buk missile that was likely used to shoot down the plane held a news conference answering journalists' questions.
	Mr.
	Higgins took to social media to discredit the manufacturer's findings.
	But he invited the question, who are you to offer expertise on the issue?
	German image forensics expert Jens Kriese compared the blogger's analysis to reading tea leaves.
	Mr.
	Kriese said error level analysis is a method used by hobbyists.
	Mr.
	Higgins may be a great blogger and distributor of online videos, but since when did he become an expert?
	In Washington, I'm Ganesh Chakan.
	Ganesh Chakan.
	Oh, there's it.
	Ganesh Chakan.
	We'll remember it.
	Ganesh Chakan.
	Ganesh Chakan.
	You got like two and a half more minutes of this.
	Want to play it?
	Of that?
	Yeah?
	There shouldn't be any more.
	Oh yeah, there's another two and a half minutes.
	Okay, good, we won't play it.
	But let's get to the meat of the thing.
	By playing the CBS, and by the way, I've continually determined that CBS does the absolute best job of giving a good overview of the news and well presented.
	Now this is part of your 3x3, John?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, the three-biker.
	Your C4X353.
	Week 18.
	It's week three.
	And this is CBS giving the rundown of the whole thing.
	And, well, you can play it and you'll hear what I'm talking about.
	The charred wreckage of MH17 scattered across 20 square miles of eastern Ukraine turned the whole area into a vast crime scene.
	Today, the chairman of the Dutch Safety Board, which headed the main investigation, was categorical.
	Flight MH17 crashed as a result of the detonation of a book missile.
	Warhead.
	Warhead.
	I have a warhead in between my legs.
	Above the left-hand side of the cockpit.
	The Russian-made Buk missile was fired from the ground, said the board.
	A simulation showed the blast a yard away from the plane, pierced it with chunks of shrapnel, and tore the cockpit clear off.
	Now, did they mention in this report that the chunks were of the wrong size?
	They were not the boat?
	I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
	The pilots died instantly, though some passengers may have been conscious for up to a minute and a half.
	Woo!
	MH17 crashed on Ukrainian territory controlled by Russian-backed separatist militias.
	Dutch investigators recovered as many pieces as they could and transported them to a hangar in the Netherlands, where, like a grim jigsaw puzzle, they were reassembled.
	That revealed what had caused the crash, but not who.
	A separate criminal inquiry will decide that.
	But defense analyst Elliot Higgins...
	A defense analyst?
	Haha!
	Who provided social media evidence to the Dutch investigators says photos and satellite data show that a Buk missile launcher was driven into rebel territory from Russia and fired just before the crash.
	Oh, so that's the guy that had the fleeting video of the missile carrier somewhere?
	This is Higgins, the defense expert.
	Hold on.
	It looks like that missile launcher came from Russia and was manned by a Russian crew.
	And that's a huge problem.
	He knows the crew.
	Yeah, he does.
	Now, Russia's always denied that, Scott.
	In fact, it maintains that it was probably the Ukrainian army that fired the missile.
	And today, a foreign ministry spokesman said that he had serious doubts about the Dutch conclusions.
	No, I... So I lost all faith in CBS. They run this clown.
	And he says, if you listen to his little report again, he says, we, as though there's a whole team of people.
	Well, he does have eight people.
	He has eight people that he hired through the Kickstarter campaign.
	Well, I don't know.
	He has eight people working for him much for long.
	Well, I'm just telling you what I know.
	Okay.
	But this is, you know, he also works for Vice.
	And he's the one...
	Higgins?
	Higgins, yeah.
	He seems to work for everybody.
	As a defense expert.
	What was he?
	Defense analyst?
	Defense analyst.
	Defense analyst.
	Nice.
	There's a blogger.
	Yeah.
	Now, the thing that bothered me about the report wasn't so much bringing this guy in, who's obviously just got his one-trick pony.
	Russia did it.
	Yeah.
	Which, you know, you can imagine the kinds of things that go on back in the newsroom.
	Hey, Scott, the State Department called, and if you're going to do that report, can you get one guy, find one guy who says the Russians did it?
	We can't find anybody that can definitively say the Russians did it.
	I got a guy, boss.
	I got a guy, boss.
	The Bellingcat, boss.
	So they have this guy come up, but he does a number of things, and the claim is made, and I don't know this to be true, but they said it was, he actually testified before the Dutch hearing.
	He did, he did, he did.
	While the book guys, they asked to testify, the Russians asked.
	And they weren't allowed to.
	They weren't allowed to.
	How does that work?
	Well, the crazy thing is, I do not understand the mission of the Dutch other than I mean they're walking a fine line here because the Dutch economy is really built on Russian oil and gas.
	They store it in Rotterdam before it gets shipped on.
	All of the big holding companies are all in the Netherlands.
	That's why there's so many accountants' companies.
	And we've got what we call P.O. box companies worth billions and billions of euros because of the Netherlands' favorable tax or no tax on money that you're just holding that you then move on.
	So why would they bite the hand that feeds them other than to just leave everybody kind of in limbo, which I think this report does.
	Say, well, here's what we know.
	It looks like it's from the rebels, and there'll be some criminal charge later on.
	Well, you can wait for that.
	That'll be a long time coming.
	But the Bellingcat guy has irritated me for a long time.
	Because I tried, you know, I subscribed to the feed and I've been watching.
	It's just like, no, I have no faith in these guys.
	And then, you know, do you remember the discovery of Russian soldiers who were taking selfies and then it proved that they were, you know, that they were in Ukraine?
	Do you remember that?
	Yes, that was a Vice report.
	So this is the guy, Higgins.
	He gave the information and the selfie sleuthing to Vice.
	And Vice is bullcrap.
	Shane Smith was on Colbert on The Late Show.
	And I wouldn't mind playing just a little bit of this ass munch.
	As I was saying, you're the co-founder and CEO of Vice Media.
	Started in 1994 as a punk magazine.
	Now reaches over 200 million people a month.
	Why do you think that young people watch your stuff?
	Well, I think every generation there's a changing of the guard in media.
	I don't think so.
	Every generation?
	Every ten years?
	The changing of the guard in media?
	Yeah, no.
	And I think, you know, in news especially, you know, when we started news, everyone said, young people don't care about news, they don't care about international news.
	Well, you're not delivering news.
	And in fact, they do.
	And so we're the largest and fastest growing news platform on the web.
	And so, you know, we just said, let's go out there and let's talk to the president and let's talk to people about what's really going on.
	Do the old media companies ever come to you and say, how do you do this?
	How do you get young people to care?
	Yeah, well, all the old media companies want to buy.
	I'm not a sellout yet.
	Oh, they want to buy us, but I'm not a sellout yet.
	Woo!
	Not a sellout!
	No sellout!
	Malcolm X! But you're in the market.
	Yeah, hell, he's in the market.
	He does not own this company anymore.
	This is owned by Viacom.
	The whole operation was picked up by Tom Freston, formerly of MTV Networks and Viacom.
	He turned it into a billion-dollar valuation company.
	By taking all kinds of investment from mainstream media.
	This is a mainstream media company already.
	This guy is full of crap.
	I still own the company.
	I still own the company.
	No, you don't.
	The thing is, everybody's looking at us because we're hot and we're new media.
	We're new media, not old media.
	Oh, God.
	And we have the demo that everybody wants, which is millennials.
	Yeah, for advertising, for fakery.
	You know, we're just trying to do what we're trying to do.
	You've done reports from North Korea, Iraq, Sudan, Libya, Afghanistan.
	When you see some part of the world just dissolving into chaos, how long before you start booking plane tickets?
	No, we just go to the green screen.
	To go there.
	I mean, do you say, like, look, there's going to be a story here.
	Let's be on the ground so we can meet the people so we're ready when the story happens?
	Yeah.
	Generally, we're there already.
	I mean, if you look at Syria, Syria didn't just happen.
	I mean, Syria's been happening for the last...
	You know, three, four years.
	And so we have before, we have during, we have after.
	We try to not follow a news cycle.
	You know, the story continues.
	Just follow your masters.
	Obviously, when we embedded with ISIS, you know...
	How do you do that?
	I mean, how do you get off a plane and say, we're looking for ISIS, please?
	Is there, I'm sorry, what GPS do I put in?
	Like, how do you get someone to, like, bring you to ISIS? What's the question you ask?
	Well, we asked them.
	We had a Palestinian filmmaker who we'd done stuff with in Palestine, and we said, you know, we'd like to come show the caliphate, show the state.
	And we just pressed record and put it up there.
	Oh!
	No editing, nothing.
	We were the only ones to do it today, and we're going to try to go back and show it again.
	But because we're non-political and we just say, hey, we're going to go show what's going on, they let us go.
	Bullshit!
	That guy's full of crap.
	Liar.
	Vice.
	Yeah, well...
	Well, that's real smart.
	Tom Freston knows what he's doing.
	Well, Viacom is involved.
	I think that's right.
	Of course, CBS is where the Colbert show is played.
	Yes, yes.
	Makes so much sense.
	And Colbert was a softballer in that one.
	So he hasn't sold out yet.
	He owns the company, he says.
	Okay, $500 million investment from...
	That was the most recent one, I see.
	Not even mentioned who that investment was.
	Oh, let's see.
	We have Murdoch's 21st Century Fox put in $70 million for a 5% stake.
	That put it over a million.
	On the board of directors, James Murdoch, Sir Martin Sorrell's WPP, an advertising agency as a minority investor.
	Advertising public relations.
	Yeah.
	Uh-huh.
	Yeah, sure.
	Makes total sense.
	The guy's a shill.
	All right.
	And Higgins is not any better.
	I get the biggest kick out of people who follow over themselves over these Vice reports.
	I believe many of them are just staged.
	Yes.
	And did you notice that in the reconstruction, and I wasn't quite sure why they did this, they were filming and photographing every piece of MH17 against a green screen, perfectly lit.
	I mean, why?
	Why?
	Why are you doing that?
	Well, maybe for a computer, to create a computerized model.
	Yeah, I guess.
	It's easier to edit.
	Yeah, okay.
	That makes sense.
	Or whatever you're going to do with it.
	Well.
	Yeah, so I don't have much more on that.
	That was the report, and I think at this point, it's moot.
	They've made the animation.
	That is now how it happened.
	That's fact.
	That is what is embedded in everyone's mind.
	That's how the Mitchell brothers got killed.
	The Mitchell brothers?
	Yeah, it was probably before your time.
	Who were the Mitchell Brothers?
	The Mitchell Brothers, the leading porn company for a long time in the world, and they had the Mitchell Brothers Theater in San Francisco, which is still there.
	Oh, no, I don't know anything about this.
	Oh, the Mitchell Brothers.
	Yeah, they're local boys.
	Okay.
	And they were on drugs or something, and they decided to shoot each other.
	Oh.
	Damn.
	Whatever the situation was with them is they did an animation.
	Local television did it.
	It was done with Autodesk or Maya or something.
	And she saw the animation of how this whole thing went down.
	And that was it.
	It was done.
	Good to go.
	It was an animation.
	All right.
	Let's talk about the Democratic debate.
	Yeah.
	I have a couple of...
	A couple of observations, just in general.
	First of all, Hillary, her hair looked really soft.
	I thought that was good, although it was too much of a helmet.
	No, it's all a helmet.
	It was a helmet, which is too bad.
	I don't know who was advising her on the A-frame jacket.
	I mean, that is not okay for this woman.
	Yeah, it made her look like the leader of the, remember the Mars Invades movie?
	No, she looked like Kim Jong-un.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	Even better.
	It's the first thing I thought.
	It made her legs look short.
	It didn't give her power.
	How come they didn't give her an apple box, at least about half a box or something, when she was on the stage?
	They brought them out, and it's obvious that everyone's really tall, and she's short.
	Well, before you go to that...
	I think this is a gaffe, but of course her aide, her body man, Uma Abedin, wife of disgraced Anthony Weiner, CNN was just...
	I watch a lot of the pre-show, which I like the most, really.
	And it was Uma.
	Everyone went out to check their podium, but Uma went out and she did all the checking for Hillary.
	One of her top and longest serving aides, Huma Abedin, is waiting in the wings just behind me here.
	She's taking a couple of photographs of the stage, probably going to show her boss what this stage actually looks like.
	She's getting a sense of what this evening is going to be.
	You can see behind me right now, Huma Abedin is going on stage.
	She's taking pictures.
	She's taking a look at all of the podium.
	Why can't Hillary do this?
	No, well, they're going to explain, I think.
	Really, with Hillary Clinton for ever since she was the first lady in the White House, she's been her longest serving aide.
	She's looking at that podium right now, right in the middle of this stage, checking it out, looking to the left and right.
	And these podiums, Wolf, really are so close together, some 20 inches apart only.
	So you can see her there, sort of checking out this scene.
	Checking it out.
	Of course, she came out that Hillary Clinton herself did not come out.
	She's preparing for this debate.
	She's with her advisors.
	But I can tell you, Wolf, Uma will be giving her a full report.
	She'll be giving her at least a full report.
	Maybe a massage.
	It's Uma's mistake.
	She should have said, hey, Hill, do you need a box?
	Yeah, it's not unusual to have a box.
	I agree.
	I think, aesthetically, I think it was a mistake.
	From a television standpoint, even.
	Yeah, it's not unusual to do that.
	It's not cheating.
	Now, did you notice the one time, the guy that was next to Hillary on the left, I can't remember his name.
	That was O'Malley.
	O'Malley was on her.
	O'Malley, O'Malley, who would turn completely.
	He would stand and turn so he was looking straight at her and positioned so his whole body was...
	Pointing toward her.
	Yeah.
	It was creepy.
	Well, there were a couple of things that I noticed that were anomalies.
	And even before it started, Pooper, Anderson Pooper, was crying to Jake Tapper.
	Let me find the clip here.
	Hey, what happened to it?
	Ah!
	I don't know what happened to it now, damn it!
	Well, you'll find it.
	I'll read this nasty note that came in after my newsletter went out.
	Is this John reads his email?
	Oh, good grief.
	If you're going to go on like this...
	Go on, he's referring, he's a Hillary fan, I believe.
	And he said, go on like this, so I can't, you know, the newsletter talked a little bit about what the debate, what we're going to talk about on the debates.
	Mm-hmm.
	244 words total.
	This guy writes me a 500-word complaint.
	Mm-hmm.
	If you're going to go on like this...
	Have the decency to at least contrast it with the even more vapid vanities.
	Vapid vanities.
	Vapid vanities that pass for the Republican version of a debate.
	This guy sounds horrible.
	I take the insinuation of your point.
	But the particulars you solicit or choose to solicit to support your case are seriously weak.
	Advertisements?
	As if the DNC had anything to do with that.
	Oh, the suffragette ads?
	Of course.
	Tina the Keeper, the first thing she says is, oh, look at that.
	Boy.
	Now, this guy doesn't know the deal that was done between CNBC and the DNC. He doesn't have anything.
	Who's responsible for the ads?
	There's a lot of deals that went down here.
	A lot of them.
	So they played this suffragette ad at least three times.
	And maybe four, but I saw it three.
	And I recorded it.
	I have a copy here.
	And they play music on top of subtext, on top of, you know, the whining kid and the girl throwing a rock through the window and the whole thing.
	And this is just very seriously to remind women that if it wasn't for people like Hillary, they would be living like slaves.
	So the Suffragette movie is promoted to death, and play this thing and try to listen to this craziness that goes on, including this song they're playing.
	We've been ridiculed.
	That hurts.
	I've ignored.
	Fight to secure the vote for women.
	Defy this government.
	Vote for women!
	Vote for women!
	Unleash those responsible.
	If it's right for men to fight for their freedom, then it's right for women to fight for theirs.
	You sacrifice life for a battle none of you can win.
	We break windows.
	We burn things.
	Because war's the only language men listen to.
	You might lose your life before this is over.
	We're half the human race.
	race you can't stop us all we will win i take my love take it down never surrender Never give up the fight.
	You know, it's interesting that this movie premiered last week in the UK, and they staged the biggest bullcrap PR event.
	I had the clip, but we didn't get to it, which everybody was in on.
	Apparently a bunch of women came in.
	They weren't protesting the movie, which is what it kind of looked like.
	They were all lying down on the red carpet.
	Like, yeah, that happens.
	Sure, you get through the red carpet.
	Sure, you could just get in there and lie down without people stomping on your head and ripping you out.
	And all the actresses were in on it.
	This is exactly what the film is promoting.
	If you have a voice, you know, if you want something to happen, you have the courage to lie down as they are doing and stand up or lie down for what you believe in.
	This is great.
	This is great.
	People believe that there's something that has to be changed.
	They're interrupting the red carpet premiere of the movie, but yet the actresses say, this is great!
	I know, yeah, because no one has actually told me, but I believe it's cut to domestic violence.
	That's why you make films like this.
	It's for people to feel amped up and empowered to do something.
	If the idea of the film or the film itself makes people feel that psyched up to get out and do something to change things, that's brilliant.
	They lay down on a red carpet where they had a huge platform and they shouted very loudly about something they believe in.
	Something that this film addresses.
	Oh, yeah.
	So, why not?
	I think more power to them.
	More power to them, yes.
	They shouted very loudly about something they believe in.
	Now, if they had gotten famine to lay down naked...
	Now you're talking.
	Right?
	I found the Pooper whining clip.
	This is before an Anderson Pooper, Anderson Vanderbilt Pooper, was the moderator for the event.
	And here he is before crying to Jake Tapper.
	In this hypermedia world, there's always shots and everybody's trying to work the refs.
	I saw something online about you played some role at the Clinton Global Initiative.
	People are claiming this is a conflict of interest.
	Can you explain?
	Yeah, I mean, with all due respect to the Weakless Standard, this is total bunk.
	All due respect.
	It's total bunk.
	All due respect.
	That's no respect.
	There was a story in the Weakless Standard that I guess Drudge picked up on.
	I guess Drudge picked up on it.
	I'm so famous.
	Which says that I'm basically in the tank for Hillary Clinton because nearly 10 years ago in 2007, I was asked to moderate a panel discussion at the Clinton Global Initiative.
	And honestly, I can't even remember what the panel was.
	There were no Clintons on the panel.
	There were no Clintons.
	I can't remember what I did.
	I'm sure he can remember how much they paid him.
	And by the way, no, he says they didn't pay him, and he says it was 10 years ago, but he says it was 2007.
	That's eight years ago.
	Yeah, so he's full of crap.
	I think it was on, like, international development aid, or honestly...
	No, it's something I would know nothing about.
	That's why I was asked to moderate.
	I have no memory of what it was, but I was the panelist.
	I was the moderator of a panel of a handful of people.
	I walked in.
	I did my moderation.
	I left.
	I wasn't paid.
	I've never been back to the Clinton Global Initiative.
	I've never been a member of CGI. I've never been to a cocktail party for CGI. I've never been to a social event with the Clintons.
	You know, the only time I've ever been in the same room with any of them is if I'm interviewing one of them, and I don't think I've even been able to get Hillary Clinton on my show for a while.
	I can't tell you for how long.
	So I think it was years ago the last time I was actually able to interview you.
	So other than on a debate stage, it'll be the first time.
	So the idea that, you know, I just find it, you know, it's a...
	It obviously bothers you because you work very hard.
	To be an objective journalist, and when somebody says something like this...
	This guy should try doing a podcast, the kind of responses and accusations.
	It does.
	We've all been working really hard on making this as aggressive a debate as possible, as interesting a debate as possible, and as fair a debate as possible for our viewers to get the information that they need.
	Let's go over some realities here.
	Please pay no attention to the fact that he's ex-CIA. Right, just a minor and minor issue.
	That's well documented.
	It's in his wiki page.
	Now, this guy at that level, anybody in fact that does this kind of work, They don't do any old thing for free.
	Absolutely not.
	They don't have time to do.
	If they started doing stuff, this is the, oh, you know, it's dirty money.
	If you took every invite, a guy like this in particular, to speak and talk and moderate, you'd never be home.
	You'd just be working all the time.
	And if you start doing stuff for free, it's like, well, you did it for them for free.
	You can't do anything, so it has to be, maybe not payment, but some sort of quid pro quo.
	He got some guess that he couldn't get.
	He got something exchanged.
	There was value exchanged.
	So this is bull crap.
	So Pooper did something during this debate.
	I was only looking for small anomalies, and I can tell you what I thought of the candidates.
	But he did something.
	He asked a question, and O'Malley answered the question.
	And then, as if by magic, Anderson Pooper had a card to reference something that he didn't bring up, but that Martin O'Malley, definitely an insider with the DNC, Brought up and made into a point which was later turned around to slam the Chafee guy.
	We need to separate the casino, speculative, mega-bank gambling that we have to insure with our money from the commercial banking, namely reinstating Glass-Steagall.
	Secretary Clinton mentioned my support eight years ago.
	And, Secretary, I was proud to support you eight years ago, but something happened in between, and that is, Anderson, a Wall Street crash that wiped out millions of jobs and millions of savings for families, and we are still just as vulnerable, Paul Volcker says today.
	We need to reinstate Glass-Steagall, and that's a huge difference on this stage.
	Watch this.
	I do, just for viewers at home who may not be reading up on this, Glass-Steagall's Depression-era banking laws repealed in 1999 and prevented commercial banks from engaging in investment banking and insurance activities.
	And he had a card on it.
	He's reading this from a card.
	He knew the question was coming.
	He knew O'Malley was going to raise this.
	Did he say it was repealed by Clinton?
	No.
	No.
	Then he went straight to Chafee, and Chafee went, but my dad died, and I didn't know what I was doing.
	That was like, get that guy out of the way.
	Whoops.
	Goodbye.
	Sayonara.
	You're out.
	Everyone laughing at him.
	Yeah.
	So that was a set-up question.
	Yeah, the pooper had the information.
	Come on, he's reading it from a card.
	If it was me and I was doing that, it seems unlikely that I'd have a cheat card on Glass-Steagall.
	And by the way, if he needs a card for that, come on, you and I could have done that off the top of our heads.
	Yeah, what does he need a card for that for?
	Because it was a set-up question.
	He knew that O'Malley was going to...
	O'Malley, by the way, the guy could have been selling mattresses.
	Just replace every other word with great mattress.
	He's a mattress sales guy.
	He's no good, this guy.
	No, he's no good, but he reminds me of Linus Pauling.
	I was saying, this guy looks like somebody.
	I couldn't figure out who.
	And there's, ah, Linus Pauling.
	You know, take a lot of vitamin C. I don't know Linus, but I believe you.
	Linus Pauling is one of the few people that ever won two Nobel Prizes.
	And he was on his way to a third when they were trying to crack the structure of DNA. He had it as a triple helix instead of a double.
	He was just an inch away.
	The other guys just beat him to it just barely.
	He's a genius.
	And he had a law operation over here in Menlo Park.
	But he's the one who stumbled onto the idea that if you take mega doses of vitamin C, you'll never get sick.
	And so he's the big vitamin C guy.
	And then he died.
	Vitamin C poisoning.
	You never know.
	So he looks a lot like him, and he reminds me, so I looked him up, because at the beginning of this question, I said, wait a minute, why are you emphasizing the word Republican?
	And this is Hillary, Libby, Hillary's a...
	Retort?
	Hillary slammed by Chaffee.
	Okay.
	Governor Chafee, you were the only Republican in the Senate to vote against the Iraq War.
	You say Secretary Clinton should be disqualified from the presidency because she voted in favor of using force in Iraq.
	She has since said that her vote was a mistake.
	Why isn't that good enough?
	We just heard Senator Sanders say that it's the worst decision in American history.
	That's very significant.
	The worst decision in American history, I just heard from Senator Sanders.
	So as we look ahead, if you're going to make those poor judgment calls at critical time in our history, we just finished with the Vietnam era, getting back into another quagmire.
	If you're looking ahead and you're looking at someone that made that poor decision in 2002 to go into Iraq when there was no real evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, I know, because I did my homework.
	And so that's an indication of how someone will perform in the future, and that's what's important.
	Is this the guy that said, I'm a block of granite?
	I don't remember.
	That was hilarious.
	I'm a block of granites.
	So I looked at that because it's a Republican thing.
	Why is they pointing out he was a Republican?
	Yeah, then he went independent, I think.
	Then he went independent, then he went Democrat again, and he's all over the...
	And his dad is very famous, John Chafee, or whatever you pronounce it.
	And he's actually got a, if you read his bio, and there's a decent one in the Wikipedia, it's like, wow, this guy's got a lot of chops.
	Oh, I'm sure he does.
	He does.
	He has the personality of a dishrag, unfortunately.
	He reminds me of Rumpole.
	Rumpoy.
	Rumpoy.
	Haiku Herman.
	Haiku Herman, yeah.
	Haiku Herman.
	He does, except...
	He's got the same goofy quality.
	But Hillary was glaring at him.
	She was giving him the stink eye as he was going on about that.
	Did you see the CNN ran the commercial begging Joe Biden to run?
	No.
	Did you see that?
	I have seen it.
	I didn't see it running.
	I have seen the commercial.
	I have the audio.
	Another thing I noticed, I kept seeing this bumper that would come back, coming back from commercials, and it would say, CNN presents a weekly series run for the White House.
	It was like they were turning it into a house of cards.
	They completely turned it into a scripted drama with that.
	Yeah, and it kept popping up, you know, like, boom, boom, boom, boom.
	2016, the race for the White House, CNN exclusive series.
	I'm like, okay.
	Well, there's a bunch of...
	They're trying to create drama because...
	And we know the reason why, because the networks need the money.
	And here is the...
	I think this is Andrea Mitchell.
	She's on NBC. She is doing a report about...
	This is her report on the debates.
	But the subtext of the report seems to be...
	Because I didn't notice this when I listened to the debates.
	But there seems to be...
	The networks have started to goad Joe, goad Joe into running because they need the money.
	Strategic.
	Sanders and his aides think Democratic primary voters don't care about the emails.
	And being generous made him look magnanimous.
	Clinton did not return the favor, attacking Sanders for opposing gun laws.
	Secretary Clinton, is Bernie Sanders tough enough on guns?
	No, not at all.
	Out debated.
	Today, Sanders advisors tell NBC News they are taking the gloves off.
	Hillary had an opportunity to be big last night when the gun issue arose, and to be big like Bernie was when he stood up and threw back the attack against her, or to be political, which she chose to do it.
	Clinton also signaled Joe Biden she'll fight him for the Obama legacy.
	He asked me to become Secretary of State.
	He valued my judgment.
	Today, Clinton's advisors amped up the pressure on Biden to decide.
	I think the time has come for a decision so that at the next debate, if he does decide to get in, there'll be six podiums on the stage.
	And before his weekly lunch with the president, Biden was asked about the Democratic debaters.
	Allow me to play the commercial for Joe.
	We had a pretty good idea what all those families, all you Americans, in trouble were going through.
	In part because our own families had gone through similar struggles.
	When I was a young kid in third grade, I remember my dad coming up the stairs at my grandpa's house where we live in.
	Sitting at the end of my bed and saying, Joey, I'm going to have to leave for a while.
	Go down to Wilmington, Delaware with Uncle Frank.
	The good job's down there, honey.
	Honey.
	In a little while, a little while I'll be able to send for you and Mom and Jimmy and Val.
	And everything's going to be fine.
	I'm moisting up here.
	For the rest of our life, my sister and my brothers, for the rest of our life, my dad never failed to remind us that a job is about a lot more than a paycheck.
	It's about your dignity.
	It's about respect.
	It's about your place in the community.
	It's about being able to look your child in the eye and say, honey, it's going to be okay, and mean it, and know it's true.
	You never quit on America, and you deserve a president who will never quit on you.
	Now is the time to heed the timeless advice from Teddy Roosevelt.
	Speak softly and carry a big stick.
	I promise you.
	The president has a big stick.
	Yeah, right.
	That was not part of the commercial, but I thought that was cool.
	Since you brought up the money, I need to take a slight detour because this has become an issue, not just that they want the money from Joe Biden, but they want the money from somebody else.
	Now, here is Morning Joe Scarborough, which I'm just using as a lead-in to something that Pooper did.
	I walk past the TV and turn it on.
	It's CNN. Swear to God.
	A 10-minute segment.
	I kid you not.
	Oh, tell me.
	Trump's exit strategy.
	And they talk for 10 minutes.
	And I sit there going, what am I missing?
	The conversation continues.
	At what point does the media just admit we hate him so much that even when he is trouncing everybody, we loathe this Bulgarian from Queens who we've never accepted into our club and screw him, we're never going to give him any sort of respect.
	At what point?
	Are they just going to say, okay, this is about math.
	I called them Trump deniers last week.
	They're math deniers.
	Oh, total Trump deniers.
	All right, so Joe Scarborough is wrong.
	That is not the problem.
	The problem is, as witnessed by a conversation between Anderson Vanderbilt Pooper and the president of Donald Trump's...
	I think that was his title.
	Who's a real goomba?
	And here's the real problem.
	He's done stuff from New York.
	He's had these huge events.
	I mean, he generates coverage no matter what he does.
	His tweets generate coverage, as you were pointing out just last night and every day.
	Is he going to start making a lot of ad buys and actually putting a lot of money into this race?
	I think it's really gross, in all honesty, that Hillary's talking about raising $2 billion to win the presidency.
	Others with $100 million super PACs.
	Super PACs.
	They got super PACs.
	Donald Trump won't take any money from anybody.
	I know that.
	Is he going to spend any money?
	Why should he?
	He commands the media.
	And not because Donald Trump commands the media, because the media wants Donald Trump.
	One more time, pooper.
	He brings ratings.
	He brings...
	It's a symbiotic relationship.
	Does he bring ratings?
	Absolutely.
	And does it bring him, you know, to be in the headlines and make him, you know, higher profile?
	And we're talking about him all the time.
	Absolutely.
	I mean, to his point, I think he's got a point.
	Why should he, when he's getting more in earned media than anybody's able to buy in paid media with the money they have?
	That's right.
	And they're pissed off about it.
	Yeah.
	It's like, when is he going to spend some money?
	You're an executive at CBS? Would you be pissed off about it?
	Hell yeah.
	Well, it's a double-edged sword because he brings in big ratings.
	I know.
	It's got to be driving him crazy.
	It drives you crazy.
	Why are we running so much stuff on Trump?
	It's going to make him more popular.
	He's not giving us any money.
	But I will say Trump needs to be careful.
	He needs to spend some money.
	He needs to spend it.
	This is a mistake if he doesn't.
	I don't think he himself...
	I don't know how many people realize...
	This dynamic.
	I know we...
	You just heard poopers, like he's getting a cut of the media buy.
	Hey, when are you going to spend some real money on ad buys?
	Like, that is the only way you win.
	Which, of course, is probably true, but...
	It is true.
	Sadly, it's sadly true.
	Sadly true.
	Sadly true.
	Well, of course, there's also a myth, because you want to...
	The media itself has to promote that myth.
	Yes, of course.
	It's like a catch-22.
	It's a beautiful...
	Well, it's dynamite.
	You can see it in the quarterly reports.
	They talk about it.
	I think you even brought one into the show.
	It's an advertising week.
	Second quarter results for the election.
	Advertising week.
	Advertising week.
	And the ratings came out, the overnights came out, and for the longest time, they didn't have the actual number.
	That's how the overnights worked.
	They had a share, a little over 11 share.
	Record beating of all Democratic debates, which is a way to say, not as big as the Republican debate.
	But if you look at TV by the numbers, they love this.
	And I think CNN probably sold the ads at exactly the right level.
	I'm pretty sure they thought it would be around this number.
	They're pretty good at this.
	And the ads, first they...
	Talk and talk and talk, and you watched all that.
	And then they said, we're going to start the debates now.
	They run ads.
	Ads, ads, ads.
	A whole bunch of ads, including one of the stuff.
	Seven minutes.
	So they didn't start until here, 737, because of all the ads.
	That's after the first round of ads.
	And then they introduced the candidates and sent them right back and went to another bunch of ads.
	The debate itself began at 10 minutes, 20 minutes in.
	And it was pretty boring.
	It was pretty bad.
	Pretty boring.
	I did catch a couple of things.
	I got a couple of things, too, but you play yours.
	All right, just some things I thought were noteworthy from Hillary.
	We had a murderous dictator, Gaddafi.
	Yeah, everybody was in his tent.
	Everybody was hanging out.
	Everybody's laughing it up with him.
	Who had American blood on his hands, as I'm sure you remember.
	Wow, that's a stretch.
	Okay.
	What?
	Well, she's talking to the Libyan, the downing of...
	Is it Pan Am 103?
	Is that what they blame that on?
	By the way, just this morning they found two more Libyans.
	That were somehow responsible.
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	Now, this was, of course, investigated.
	We've talked about it on our show, but investigated to death.
	And there was a Scottish news fair that really got into detail.
	Yeah, but this was a CIA bomb that blew everything to smithereens.
	This is pretty well documented.
	Yeah.
	But, okay, what she said is what I thought was interesting here.
	Threatening to massacre large numbers of the Libyan people.
	I don't remember that.
	I don't remember that either, but now I was thinking about it.
	It was after we had attacked.
	Right.
	There was a bunch of turncoats, and he was going after them, and one of his sons was trying to kill them, because they were revolutionary rebels, or I don't know how you define them.
	We all know what happened.
	He started this talk, which is back now with ISIS, about the gold dinar, the African gold dinar.
	He's like, we're going to make our own money.
	It'll be the gold dinar.
	All of Africa's going to use it.
	Well, that's how you get killed.
	And he did.
	But here is, wait for her term.
	I like the term.
	We had our closest allies in Europe burning up the phone lines, begging us to help them try to prevent what they saw as a mass genocide, in their words.
	So that was the French and the Brits who had Total and BP on deck.
	And that's why they were screaming, get us out.
	We had the Arabs standing by our side.
	She's got to be careful with this Arabs.
	She keeps saying just Arabs.
	Like, what does that mean?
	Oh, the Arabs.
	It's like Asians.
	Or Jews.
	Or blacks.
	Or whatever.
	It's not smart of her to do that.
	And we had the Arabs standing by our side saying, we want you to help us deal with Gaddafi.
	Our response, which I think was smart power at its best.
	Woohoo!
	Smart power at its best.
	Yeah, I actually liked when she said that.
	That's a dynamite.
	Dynamite!
	Smart power at its best.
	The other thing she said, which was...
	By the way, what you're playing is...
	I have the beginning of that.
	And I want you just to play the beginning.
	Okay.
	This is the Hillary on Libya.
	Hillary on Syria.
	Or on Libya, right.
	Secretary Clinton, on the campaign trail, Governor Webb has said that he would never have used military force in Libya and that the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi was inevitable.
	Should you have seen that attack coming?
	Well, let's remember what was...
	What?
	You stop right there.
	She never answers that question.
	Of course not.
	Ever.
	She says, well, first of all, and then she just avoids the question and she goes on to that rant.
	Most of the clips you played right there were part of it.
	And Pooper did not, of course, say, hey, you didn't answer the question.
	No.
	But this one about Snowden was what really got me.
	I'm sure you have this, too.
	Edward Snowden, is he a traitor or a hero?
	He broke the laws of the United States.
	He could have been a whistleblower.
	He could have gotten all of the protections of being a whistleblower.
	He could have raised all the issues that he has raised.
	And I think there would have been a positive response.
	That, of course, is not true because all the new whistleblower protections did not go into effect until almost a year later.
	They don't work.
	We have numerous whistleblowers who have gone through the process and they say don't do it.
	In addition, he stole very important information that has unfortunately fallen into a lot of the wrong hands.
	What?
	This is news.
	I've heard it was possible, but she is now stating blankedly, blatantly, that it unfortunately has fallen into the wrong hands.
	That's news to me.
	It's news to me.
	Nobody else has said it.
	And I'd love to know what she knows.
	It seems like, you know, really missing something there.
	Really missing something.
	So, I... I thought that Bernie Sanders, although I don't think he has anything to back it up, I think he was the only one who spoke to people in a language that they are interested in, about topics they're interested in.
	It's kind of the same thing over and over again.
	Of course, I love how he did enough about your damn emails, although that's quite a travesty if the potential President of the United States is not going to stop criminal behavior.
	She broke the laws of the United States.
	Just like Snowden.
	She broke actual laws, but okay.
	I like Jim Webb, I have to say.
	I like him.
	Jim Webb is like, you know, I kind of like Jim Webb.
	He's a Marine.
	He obviously takes it very seriously that he was a Marine.
	And he's just up there.
	He's just starting to get attention.
	He's got the white side haircut.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I liked all that.
	I liked that he said, we need to bring nuclear power into the mix.
	Thank you.
	First time I've heard that in decades, it seems.
	He was like, yeah, we really need to get on nuclear power.
	And I did clip his answer about gun control, which seemed to be a little smattering of applause for his answer.
	But for a Democrat, I thought this was actually quite progressive.
	Encouraging more people to be armed be part of your response to a mass shooting.
	Look, there are two fundamental issues that are involved in this discussion, and we need to pay respect to both of them.
	The first is the issue of who should be kept from having guns and using firearms and we have done not a good job.
	A lot of them are criminals and a lot of the people are getting killed are members of gangs inside our urban areas and a lot of them are mentally incapacitated.
	In the shooting in Virginia Tech in 07 this individual had received medical care for mental illness from three different professionals who were not allowed to share the information so we do need background checks We need to keep the people who should not have guns away from them, but we have to respect the tradition in this country of people who want to defend themselves and their family from violence.
	People are going back and forth here for 10 minutes here.
	There are people at high levels in this government who have I like that.
	I like what he said.
	Yeah, I was kind of aimed at Hillary.
	She's the strongest advocate, and she's got guards all over the place.
	Yeah.
	I like what he said.
	He's a blockhead, sure, but as presidential stature, I liked him.
	I tried to look at this debate with innocent eyes.
	I really did, because it's so easy to go, and of course that happens no matter what.
	But I really tried to say, okay, can I like any of these people?
	The answer is no, and I'll tell you that I put it down right now.
	I will vote.
	For the first presidential candidate of any party, independent or otherwise, who says our country instead of this country.
	Fuck all of you.
	Say our country.
	Every single one of them is this country.
	Conversation in this country.
	This country.
	This country needs what I will do with this country if one guy or gal says our country.
	I can find that.
	I don't think you can.
	Oh, I can.
	I don't think you can vote for her.
	You're telling me Fiorina said it?
	I don't know who said it.
	I just threw that in.
	I will vote for any candidate that says our country.
	You'll be inundated with people that have said that.
	There's something that got me only when I, again, one of these things is like listening to the clip from the suffragettes.
	If you just listen instead of watch, it's a form of hypnotism or something with a song and all the rest of it.
	You don't notice this when you're watching.
	Yeah.
	And we've talked about this.
	This is one of our theses on the show, which is what they say.
	Audio is really...
	It's different.
	It's the big dog underneath everything.
	Again, this is Hillary on Libya.
	And this is what you took a lot of little clips from.
	Well, actually, let's try.
	I hate to start playing those clips over again, because the thing that got me was when you start listening to her drone on.
	About Libya?
	I don't mind listening again.
	Well, just listen.
	Just don't pay attention to anything she's saying.
	Just listen to the weird cadence.
	Because she's always talked one word at a time.
	And which people, I've had people say, oh, she's such a wonderful public speaker.
	I say, yeah, if you're a three-year-old.
	Secretary Clinton, on the campaign trail, Governor Webb has said that he would never have used military force in Libya and that the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi was inevitable.
	Should you have seen that attack coming?
	Well, let's remember what was going on.
	We had a murderous dictator, Gaddafi, who had American blood on his hands, as I'm sure you remember, threatening to massacre large numbers of the Libyan people.
	We had our closest allies in Europe, Burning up the phone lines, begging us to help them try to prevent what they saw as a mass genocide, in their words.
	And we had the Arabs standing by our side saying, we want you to help us deal with Gaddafi.
	Our response, which I think was smart power at its best, is that the United States will not lead this.
	We will provide essential, unique capabilities that we have, but the Europeans and the Arabs had to be first over the line.
	We did not put one single American soldier on the ground in Libya.
	I think we should all talk like this during the show, John, because that is the way the professionals do it.
	She breaks U.S. and deal.
	She has these unbelievable weird pauses and then unique capabilities.
	It pauses, these weird pauses that don't belong where they are.
	And if you listen to that, just as I killed it right there, if you back it up a little bit, it actually...
	You can listen to this over and over again, and I... It sounds almost as if it was edited.
	Essential, unique capabilities that we have, but the Europeans and the Arabs had to be first over the line.
	We did not put one single American...
	Right there.
	Yeah.
	When she goes, we did not.
	When she's one step over the line, she's almost doing a Christopher Walken.
	And then there's a crazy little jump where it sounds like an edit, but it's not.
	Yeah.
	There is something going on with the way she speaks.
	It's a learned behavior.
	There's something else going on with it, which of course we've known for several years.
	She does not sweat, which I think is an advantage.
	Now this is a medical condition.
	Which is known as hypohydrosis, which stands for absent sweating.
	That was reptilian.
	I was wrong.
	Well, it's neither.
	Because she went on the BuzzFeed podcast with two goofy girls, and she explained exactly what's going on with her not sweating.
	What's the weirdest thing about you?
	The weirdest thing about me is that I don't sweat.
	Yeah.
	Obviously.
	Best in the report, Hillary's a robot.
	Zero sweat.
	See, you guys are the first to realize that I'm really not even a human being.
	I was constructed in a garage in Palo Alto a very long time ago.
	People think that, you know, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, they created it.
	They don't even know.
	Oh, no.
	I mean, a man whose name shall remain nameless created me in his garage.
	Are there more of you?
	No.
	Now, you know, I thought he threw away the plans.
	At least that's what he told me when he programmed me, that there would be no more.
	I've seen more people that kind of don't sweat and other things that make me think.
	Maybe they are part of the new race that he has created, the robot race.
	So there's a cyborg army, is what you're saying.
	You can't tell anybody this.
	I don't want anybody to know this.
	I mean, this has been a secret until here we are in Davenport, Iowa, and I'm just spilling my electronic guts to you.
	One of the things I learned in therapy is that when someone comes out and tells you about themselves and what they are, you might as well just believe it.
	So I'm all in on her being cyborg.
	All right, I can go for that.
	Moron.
	It's not going to cost your votes.
	Well, Van Jones, who was the President Obama's advisor on, I think, climate change, maybe?
	No.
	Yeah, I thought he was.
	It was something else.
	Well, you look that up.
	While you chat, I will look him up.
	All right.
	So he's now, of course, a consultant, and he gets to analyze the debate.
	And he didn't say that she's a reptile.
	He didn't say that she's a robot.
	No.
	Basically tonight, Hillary Clinton was Beyonce.
	There you go.
	Beyonce, ladies and gentlemen.
	Beyonce.
	Beyonce.
	This guy has been a snooze for the Clintons forever.
	Queen.
	He was the green job czar, John.
	Okay.
	Well, that's different.
	Yeah.
	But I was close.
	Well, you weren't really.
	Yeah, it's one of those czars.
	These are those appointees that are put in for political reasons for, I don't know why they, the czars.
	Remember the czars?
	They were such a big deal.
	Oh, czar, this czar, that czar, this, and the Republicans were all up in arms about it.
	Also, most of the journalists did not stand for the national anthem.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Well, what would they do?
	Let me just stop there.
	I'm getting, of course, it's not a horrible pet peeve, but it is a pet peeve of mine that they're running the national anthem out.
	Do they do the national anthem daily before the beginning of Congress when it starts?
	John, whenever we have an advertiser event, we always salute the advertiser with our national anthem.
	The true owners of the country.
	I don't even like the national anthem at baseball games.
	It's a baseball game.
	It's not a military event.
	And I think Sheryl Crow was...
	And a baseball game is not a nationalistic thing.
	It's a baseball game.
	Why are we playing the national anthem?
	And do they do it at all the minor league places?
	Do the little leaguers do it now?
	I think we should play the national anthem on our show.
	Before the show.
	We do.
	Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your Gitmo Nation National Anthem.
	And you may sing along!
	In the morning, Gitmo Nation, we are all charged up to be human resources and servants in all lands and all ships I see.
	From the east to west, down under, to the lowlands and beyond.
	We are happy and distracted slaves.
	Hear our gift for nation's song.
	Play ball!
	Play ball!
	Now, there will be a few people that will complain about this attitude of mine, and many of them have, you know, chicken hawks of the sort.
	I think, to the military people that hear this rant...
	It's an insult when they do that.
	I think it is.
	I think it cheapens the national anthem.
	It marginalizes the national anthem.
	And...
	It's an insult.
	It's an insult to just trivially...
	This is what happened with the flag.
	I've talked about this in the last show.
	It still bugs me.
	When I was a kid, the flag was revered, and burning the flag was not a good thing, even though it became a free speech.
	Okay, fine.
	But it was always considered bad form to use the flag as adornment.
	You didn't wear a flag shirt.
	You didn't wear a flag suit.
	But now, they've got flagged do-rags and flagged socks and flagged jockstraps.
	It's a complete insult.
	Well, that's all part of the New World Order's plan to demoralize, destabilize, and denationalize us.
	It's a denationalization moment.
	That's exactly what it is.
	You do not play the national anthem at a TV show.
	But if you do, why did the journalists not...
	There were 400 journalists in the press room.
	Well, they were in the press room.
	They weren't in the room that it was being played.
	20 of them stood up.
	Well, 20 of them were...
	Those are the real idiots.
	Find out which ones they are.
	Because I don't stand up when they play the national anthem at the Super Bowl when I'm sitting at home with a few guys having a beer.
	Oh, I do.
	I do.
	Yeah, you do.
	I do.
	I'm standing up in my house.
	I do.
	I do.
	Yes, I do.
	I also stand up when a woman leaves the table, arrives at the table.
	I do all these things.
	That's programming.
	I can't get rid of it.
	Yes, I do.
	You stand up at home.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	I do.
	Yeah.
	You may think I'm crazy, but...
	No, I don't think you're crazy.
	I do.
	It's only once a year during the Super Bowl because that's the only time I watch football, but yes I do.
	Because again, I'm saluting the advertisers, John, of the Super Bowl.
	That's not what you're thinking.
	No, that's not what I'm thinking.
	You see there's cameras in the house.
	Do you have anything else on this shit show?
	Well, yeah, I do.
	I have the one because I just thought it was kind of funny.
	I got two, actually.
	This is Hillary on Syria.
	This goes back and forth.
	Hillary, Putin, bitching about Putin, and she's going to do all these things that Putin's not going to deal with because the Russians got that upper hand at this point.
	And then Sanders chimes in with his attitude.
	He's anti-war.
	And then at the very end of this, this is a longer clip.
	It's 1.8 megabytes.
	Gee, that's long.
	1.8 megabytes.
	How long is that in time?
	I don't have the time.
	155.
	Okay.
	At the very end, and you've seen this before.
	We've always tried to catch this on the show.
	We've done...
	We had lots of clips like this.
	At the very end, Sanders says something.
	She's not called on to talk.
	And she starts chiming in.
	No, no, no.
	I don't think so.
	And I just thought it was so juvenile.
	Important material and equipment to our soldiers in Afghanistan.
	There's no doubt that when Putin came back in and said he was going to be president, that did change the relationship.
	We have to stand up to his bullying.
	And specifically in Syria, it is important and...
	I applaud the administration because they are engaged in talks right now with the Russians to make it clear that they've got to be part of the solution to try to end that bloody conflict and to provide safe zones so that people are not going to have to be flooding out of Syria at the rate they are.
	And I think it's important, too, that the United States make it very clear to Putin that it's not acceptable for him to be in Syria, creating more chaos, bombing people on behalf of Assad.
	And we can't do that if we don't take more of a leadership position, which is what I'm advocating.
	Senator Sanders, what would you do differently?
	Well, let's understand that when we talk about Syria, you're talking about a quagmire in a quagmire.
	You're talking about groups of people trying to overthrow Assad.
	I believe that's a diplomatic term, quagmire.
	Other groups of people fighting ISIS. You're talking about people who are fighting ISIS, using their guns to overthrow Assad, and vice versa.
	I'm the former chairman, Anderson, of the Senate Veterans Committee.
	And in that capacity, I learned a very powerful lesson about the cost of war.
	And I will do everything that I can to make sure that the United States does not get involved in another quagmire like we did in Iraq, the worst foreign policy blunder in the history of this country.
	We should be putting together a coalition of Arab countries who should be leading the effort.
	We should be supportive.
	But I do not support American ground troops in Syria.
	On this issue of foreign policy, I want to go to Dana Bash.
	Nobody does.
	Nobody does, Senator Sanders.
	I want to go to Dana Bash.
	Who's the other woman that does that?
	Carly Fiorina.
	Oh, it's a girl thing now.
	Is that what you're saying?
	Yeah.
	me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me she could have just shut up Yeah.
	Yeah.
	All right, I have one last one.
	This is Hillary.
	This is a retort.
	She got slammed by Chafee or Chafee or whatever.
	Chafee.
	Or somebody.
	I'm feeling the chafe.
	And so she has a nice little retort here, which I thought was interesting.
	Secretary Clinton, he's questioning your judgment.
	Well, I recall very well being on a debate stage, I think about 25 times, with then-Senator Obama debating this very...
	This is about the decision to go into Iraq.
	...great issue.
	After the election, he asked me to become Secretary of State.
	He valued my judgment, and I spent a lot of time...
	Judgment value!
	...situation room, going over some very difficult issues.
	You know...
	She gets to point out she lost to him.
	She lost to Obama.
	I agree completely.
	We don't want American troops on the ground in Syria.
	I never said that.
	What I said was we had to put together a coalition.
	In fact, something that I worked on before I left the State Department to do.
	And yes, it should include Arabs.
	People in the region.
	Arabs.
	It's always Arab.
	Arabs.
	Because what I were...
	She said brown people.
	I think brown people should get involved.
	That's what she should say.
	It would be much more encompassing, Hillary.
	...about...
	She's racist.
	I'm sorry.
	Just saying, Arabs.
	Arabs.
	I mean, does that mean the Turks?
	That's good.
	That irks me.
	I heard that the whole time.
	And the Arabs, and the Arabs, and the Arabs.
	I don't know.
	I don't like it.
	Now, it's...
	Now, who's...
	But who...
	Specifically, she's referring to, if it was the Saudis, you should say the Saudis.
	You should say the Saudis or the Turks.
	Because I think she's grouping the Turks under Arabs as well.
	I don't know who she's calling the Arabs.
	Lebanon, I mean, there's Arabs.
	I feel, I just call it culture, the Arab culture.
	Well, let's just look at Arabs in the Book of Knowledge.
	Let's just see what the Book of Knowledge says.
	Take a look.
	All right.
	Arabs.
	Alright.
	Arabs are a major pan-ethnic group whose native language is Arabic, comprising the majority of the Arab world.
	So there's everybody.
	They're in Western Asia, North Africa, the Horn of Africa.
	Okay.
	I don't like it.
	I don't like how it sounds.
	I don't like it either.
	I think it sounds racist.
	There were a couple other things that went on in presidential politics.
	That I think are worthwhile.
	And I think they'll be even more worthwhile.
	After, I thank you very much for your courage and say in the morning to you, John C. Dvorak.
	And in the morning to you, Mr.
	Adam Curry.
	Also in the morning to all the Mr.
	Feet on the ground, boots in the air, subs in the water, ships in the water, dames and knights out there.
	By the way, that was one of the slickest transitions we've ever done.
	That was cool.
	You set it up for me.
	I saw the pits coming over the plate and...
	Now you've ruined it.
	We need to deconstruct ourselves from time to time.
	Alright.
	Yes, it was good.
	But, you know, we've worked together long enough and you need to do these things.
	One way or the other.
	And you wanted to thank somebody.
	I did.
	As we fell apart.
	Yeah, I was thanking the dames and nice of them.
	Of course, I want to thank everybody.
	You're admiring your work.
	That's right.
	Oh, man, that was good.
	I'm so good.
	Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
	Thank you very much, chatroom, noagendastream.com.
	And thank you to our artists.
	Oh, man.
	How to screw up a great transition in one easy lesson.
	Thank you to CZM137, who brought us the artwork for episode 764, the title of that.
	What was it?
	Now, this was an older piece of art, I believe.
	Yes, it was from some time back.
	Can you see that juice?
	Which, of course, is just a fantastic jingle.
	Oh, my gosh!
	Can you see that juice?
	That's great.
	Oops, I didn't mean to do that.
	So this was the Rubik's Cube.
	Nice piece of art with the mainstream media on one side.
	As someone who uses Photoshop, a guy who's really using it all the time, like Cesium's obviously a pro, can pull this stuff off pretty quickly.
	But if it was any normal user of Photoshop, that would actually take a little while to get all those dimensions right and the perspective perfect.
	Yeah, it was well done.
	Nice piece of art, for sure.
	Unless he actually built that cube.
	Possibly.
	Double kudos.
	Alright, so what is happening with Sir Trevor here?
	Trevor has got a couple donations or something.
	Well, he sent in two, so his total is $620.52, and he will be a baronet and will be recognized as such.
	Maybe he wanted to be mentioned twice.
	I'm skeptical about combining these donations and then doing our own addition.
	Because if he wanted to donate 6-20-52, he could explain it on his note.
	I don't know.
	So I think we have to have a meeting about this.
	We're giving him enough time right now that we'll make up for that.
	He wants some karma and a Hillary cackle afterwards.
	Okay, we can handle that for you.
	You've got karma.
	That works.
	Thank you very much, Sir Trevor.
	Let us know.
	Anyway, he's in Aurora, Indiana, 6-20-52.
	Chris Dillon in Briarcliff Manor, New York, 3-10-26.
	And he says, sorry, these little things have to open.
	I listened years ago when you were discussing the Haiti earthquake machines.
	Recently, my job allows me more time in the car, so I picked the show back up.
	You guys are great!
	Thank you.
	Unfortunately, they're not listening as I say this, but people should listen.
	Please play a Don't Eat Me, Hillary, delicious, Hillary delicious, head is gone, and the Hillary laugh.
	I had a contractor take off with a huge chunk of cash, so I could also use some construction karma to get this job finished with a new contractor soon, almost five months without a kitchen.
	Thanks.
	I hate it when that happens.
	Don't eat me, Hillary Clinton.
	It's almost too delicious to believe, my friend.
	And her head is gone.
	You've got karma.
	Nice sequence.
	Excellent sequence.
	Sir Dave Fugizotto in Parts Unknown, 210-26.
	Gentlemen, congratulations on the upcoming anniversary of the best podcast in the universe.
	Thanks, as always, for a great show.
	In case the clip list didn't make it above the arbitrary PayPal cut line, I'd love to hear a combo of the new juice clip.
	Amazing.
	Oh, gee.
	And Hillary delicious.
	And the isolated clam down scream.
	So we got the juice, amazing, delicious, scream.
	Yeah, like that's really easy, all of it.
	It's not.
	No.
	But we know you can do it.
	I'm just looking.
	Where is the amazing?
	I think it's OMG amazing.
	Yeah, I think so.
	Uh, no.
	Fuck.
	Uh, let me see.
	There's a couple of A's.
	Amazing.
	Ah, there we go.
	Okay.
	I'll try to make something out of it.
	It's almost too delicious to believe, my friend.
	Oh my god, that is amazing!
	Can you see that juice?
	Get out of my vagina!
	Sorry.
	You've got...
	I don't know what happened there.
	I don't know what happened there.
	Stir it.
	Sorry, Sir Dave.
	Whoopi, the words of wisdom from Whoopi just can't get her out of the show.
	Anyway, he's hitting people in the mouth here in Germany.
	I remain deconstructively yours.
	And you gave him the karma at the end.
	Sure did.
	Now, what is this?
	Why does this end?
	Oh, there's something else that's done further, I guess.
	I gotta get Microsoft.
	Sir Craig Jones.
	Is that where we're at now?
	No, I know.
	I was looking at something else.
	Hi, John and Adam.
	The show has never been better.
	Hail, Apple.
	Hail, Apple.
	This should bring me...
	This is Sir Craig Jones in Danville, Pennsylvania, 210-26.
	He'll be the associate executive producer.
	For show 765.
	Happy 8th anniversary.
	May you have many more.
	Can I get some relationship karma?
	I just broke up with someone I've loved for a long time, and I can use any help I can get at the moment.
	Thanks, and keep kicking ass.
	Well, maybe we should resurrect it just for him.
	If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
	69, dudes!
	You've got karma.
	Nice.
	And finally, Sir Festivus of Alva in Vallejo, California, 20821.
	He says, Sir Festivus of Alva greets you.
	ITM, also no, no, no, no, no.
	Can I get some anti-Hillary karma?
	What kind of no, no, no, no, no is he thinking of?
	I think probably the short no, no, no clip from Obama.
	Okay.
	Any no, no, no.
	Any no, no, no?
	Okay.
	And then the cackle.
	We'll just have to do this.
	Sorry.
	I can't help it.
	Just can't help it.
	Can't help it.
	It always comes in.
	It goes.
	It blows.
	Come on now.
	Come on now.
	Hey, listen.
	Hey, you're in my house.
	Hey, shame on you.
	You shouldn't be doing that.
	You've got Carmen.
	That concludes our listing of associate executive producers and executive producers for show 765.
	I want to remind people to have a short few days before 766, which will be on Sunday.
	And I will put the picture of the mudflats on the Saturday newsletter.
	Failed to do that.
	All right.
	Good.
	That will be in there.
	If you have a picture, I've got a nice HDR shot.
	Looking forward to it.
	And remind people to work.org slash NA to continue your support of the best podcast in the universe.
	And reminder, these are official credits.
	They're just like Hollywood.
	Of course, you don't get much more than the pride of supporting our program and not being just some schlub who's being marketed to.
	We really appreciate it.
	You can use these credits wherever they...
	Unless missing is the actresses.
	That's right.
	Dvorak.org slash N-A. And we continue to see people doing the very good work out there of propagating the formula.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Hey, citizens.
	Shut up, Slade.
	Shut up, Slade.
	Alrighty, so I got just a couple clips here.
	There was a Trump rally, and I don't know if you saw this, but there was a black guy out who was so pissed off at Obama, and just, you know, he was like, I'm here, I'm all for Donald Trump.
	And I think this guy is real, although, man, he looks a lot like an Eddie Murphy impersonation of an old black dude who's pissed off, I have to say.
	For a minute, I'm like, Eddie Murphy's doing this.
	It's really good.
	But I think it does show some general discontent.
	Obama let me down.
	I never voted before.
	And I voted for him twice.
	And he broke my heart.
	He broke my heart.
	Has it helped you out?
	Yeah, he happened to have my young people get killed by the police department.
	Because they can't kill him.
	We need Donald Trump.
	Obama has failed.
	There ain't no if-and-us about it.
	He has failed.
	He let us down.
	We don't have nobody fighting for us.
	I'm sick of him.
	I'm sick of him.
	I got tricked.
	Bamboozled.
	Bamboozled.
	That's my partner.
	Ten billion dollars grown.
	He's going to make all of us very blessed, very successful.
	There you go.
	And I think there is a general move amongst the African-American community, but I could be wrong.
	Then, of course, we need to go to my favorite show that portends to speak to women all across this grand nation of ours, Gitmo Nation proper, The View, which I can't get enough of it.
	I can't get enough.
	Now, this time, it is not Whoopi who I'm going to highlight, but Joy Behar, who is shilling for the burn.
	Oh!
	That was great.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I guess people seemingly were very surprised that he would come to Hillary's aid like that.
	But isn't it nice to see them going at the issues rather than the same old, you know, dog and pony BS? I thought that Bernie was so menschy in that moment.
	So menschy.
	So menschy.
	Real guy.
	I actually am aroused by him.
	Oh, righty.
	He's really right.
	It reminds him to be eye candy, not ear candy, not ear candy, eye candy.
	I like an old Jewish guy who's a socialist.
	That's my type of mouth.
	You know, everybody's talking about O'Malley and how hot he was, but to me, Bernie is hot.
	Now, listen to this conversation and tell me what's wrong with you.
	We'll get to O'Malley because there are some pictures, ladies.
	Everyone, gird your loins.
	Martin O'Malley, let me tell you something.
	If I wasn't voting with my head, I think we know who'd be getting my vote.
	Because I am in love.
	Look at his abs.
	That's no dad bod.
	Those are boobs, aren't they?
	No, those are not boobs.
	Those are rock hard.
	The single most sexist moment on mainstream television this week.
	Unbelievable.
	That is Clip of the Day.
	You know, when I first clipped it, I was like, eh, maybe.
	I didn't even think about it.
	No, thank you.
	I agree, but man, that is so incredible.
	So, here we go.
	That is the most...
	That is...
	That is disgusting.
	So let's do our own version.
	You know, John, I got aroused by Carly Fiorina.
	Oh, did you now?
	You know, there's a lot of hotties out there, but...
	You know, I wasn't thinking with...
	I don't know if they're going to be at Playboy levels.
	You know, her ass is not quite the right size.
	I gotta tell you, I was thinking with my other head, John.
	My other head was doing all the thinking, let me tell you.
	She's eye candy.
	Oh, look at those.
	Are those boobs?
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, ladies, look at this.
	Oh, John, my loins.
	Oh, my loins.
	Gird them.
	Oh, my loins.
	By the way, what does gird your loins even mean?
	I don't know, but I'm going to try it tonight.
	Gird them.
	We should look that up, actually.
	I cannot believe that no one is...
	They're always bitching about male sexism.
	This wasn't a moment of humor where they were joking around.
	They were serious.
	Yes, and they had pictures of O'Malley in a bathing suit.
	They did?
	Yes!
	That's disgusting!
	That's why they say, oh, those moobs are those moobs.
	No, those aren't moobs.
	Let's have pictures of Hillary in a bathing suit and see what they think.
	So to gird your loins, according to the Book of Knowledge, is to encircle a person or part of the body with a belt, to fasten or secure with a belt, to surround or to prepare oneself for action.
	I think it means, oh, I'm girding my loins because I'm going to poke you!
	I'm going to stick my schrankstucker in you!
	I can't believe these women said that.
	Curge your loins, ladies.
	That is just...
	It is so wrong.
	But yet, not a single bit of outrage anywhere except on this program.
	Of course not.
	Now, the guy who's really...
	Only no agenda would even have that clip and make a clip of the day.
	Wow.
	I mean, talk about a double Trump.
	Holy moly.
	So Rand Paul is the guy who's really pissed.
	It's gotten so bad with him.
	And I know exactly how this went.
	He's got 1% or 2%.
	It's not working out.
	No, he's done.
	People are bailing on his campaign, I'm sure.
	People are working for him left and right.
	So they come up with an idea.
	Let's do a Google Hangout and take questions.
	So they have him on a balcony of a motel room with a backlight that makes his face dark, and he's answering questions in real time.
	Quick clip.
	The third question, most popular question from Google is, is Rand Paul still running for president?
	And, I don't know, we'd be doing this dumbass live streaming if I weren't.
	So yes, I still am running for president.
	Get over it.
	Where is Rand Paul in the polls?
	This is not live.
	We can't edit this, right?
	Dumbass live stream.
	Dumbass live stream.
	Well, at least he's honest.
	It appears as though he's done because he lost all his Silicon Valley support after one of his campaign managers used to do Ron Paul's campaign, got indicted for some sort of scam.
	There's a bunch of legal stuff going on that's just everyone thinks the guy's toxic, so he's done.
	He's just through.
	And it's not going to happen.
	You know, I caught something that typically I wouldn't have paid much attention to it.
	This is the initial report that came out two days ago.
	I heard this in the car.
	Former NBA star Lamar Odom has been hospitalized after being found unresponsive.
	What?
	I'm actually stunned that you're running this.
	But since you did, I have a sports clip too.
	Well, this is not a sports clip.
	Yes, it is.
	Go on.
	Why don't you sit back, relax?
	Relax.
	Former NBA star Lamar Odom has been hospitalized after being found unresponsive at a Nevada brothel.
	Officials from Nye County Sheriff's Office said he'd suffered a medical emergency at the Love Ranch in Crystal, Nevada, which is about 80 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
	The celebrity website TMZ reported that Odom had been at the brothel for days.
	The owner told the Los Angeles Times that herbal Viagra had been found in the athlete's room.
	Okay.
	So when I heard that, and this came from TMZ, I'm like, oh, herbal Viagra.
	Now, do you need me to show you the advertising budget of Viagra and Cialis?
	No.
	It is billions of dollars.
	Billions.
	And where do they advertise the most?
	On cable news, because it's all old white guys who can't get it up.
	So there's no way we can have this story run this way.
	And apparently I heard somewhere else that he took...
	I know where you're going.
	This is funny.
	Wait for it.
	I heard he took 10 tablets of herbal Viagra, whatever herbal Viagra is, and a guy who's got coke...
	You know, this is the, you know, hookers and blowers is not a great combination because your loins don't gird if you're doing a lot of coke.
	And so, you know, guys take Viagra.
	But no, he didn't take Viagra.
	He took herbal Viagra.
	Now, we have a conversation between Anderson Vanderbilt Pooper, who believe me, he knows all about Coke and Viagra.
	And he brings on Dr.
	Drew.
	But of course we have this quagmire.
	We can't mention Viagra because it's not his sponsor.
	We can't have Viagra being responsible for this guy dying past.
	Let's bring in Dr.
	Drew Pinsky, addiction medicine specialist and host of H. Williams, Dr.
	Drew.
	So we know, I mean, we know Lamar Oden has used cocaine recently.
	He'd taken sexual performance enhancers of some sort.
	He was...
	Sexual performance enhancers of some sort.
	Of some sort.
	Hmm.
	Some sort.
	What could that be?
	Found with a white substance.
	A white substance.
	What could that be?
	What do you make of all these details?
	I would put aside the sexual enhancement products.
	That is really not an issue here.
	That's rearranging the Dectaras in the Titanic.
	Trying to make sense of that.
	Okay, taking Viagra in massive quantities with massive quantities of cocaine is a recipe for death.
	Yeah, he's also drank a lot of cognac.
	Which, in combination with cocaine, is very dangerous.
	Well, in combination with a lot of these things.
	But for a doctor to say, oh, no, no.
	Let's just leave that out because, you know, that means nothing.
	That's just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
	Yeah.
	Deck chairs on the Titanic, known as CNN's advertising department, if you say the word Viagra...
	I would put aside the sexual enhancement products.
	That is really not an issue here.
	That's rearranging the Decteros and the Titanic, trying to make sense of that.
	Unbelievable.
	Unbelievable.
	So your theory is, and I would now subscribe to it because it makes sense, they refuse to mention the word because it would affect it.
	Now, I want to stop the show.
	They got a call is what happened.
	They got a call.
	Do not use the word Herbal Viagra.
	Do not use the word Viagra!
	This is another reason that people should support our show.
	Exactly.
	Every time we turn around, we could do these stories, and I didn't even think of this, because I didn't hear the CNN report, and I would have probably been scratching my head over, why don't they say what everyone else is saying on TMZ? You'll see that no one else is going to be using the Viagra word.
	The V word will not be used.
	So the calls went out.
	Yep.
	First of all, let our lawyers explain something.
	Hold on a second, John.
	Hi, CNN Advertising Department.
	Yes, I'm with the pharmaceutical company that manufactures Viagra.
	Oh, hi, Mr.
	Merck.
	Hi, Mr.
	Merck.
	How are you doing?
	I am the attorney, and I want to mention that there is no such thing as herbal Viagra because Viagra is a trademark drug.
	Oh, but we have this story.
	Actually, you are infringing on our trademark if you keep using that word, and I can assure you That our advertising budget will change, and we have more than one drug that we advertise on your network.
	Oh, Mr.
	Merck, what should we do?
	We have to report.
	I have Anderson Pooper standing by with Dr.
	Drew.
	They're about to report on this.
	What would you like me to do, sir?
	Call it a sexual enhancer?
	Sexual enhancement product.
	How about sexual enhancement product?
	Is that okay?
	Yes, that's fine.
	But you have to leave it at that.
	You cannot use our trademarked word.
	Viagra.
	But what if it was Viagra?
	What if he...
	Again, since no one has made that assertion, there's no proof of this, you will be impugning the integrity of the product.
	I have an idea.
	We have this new digital division here at CNN. Perhaps, you know, we could continue using this sexual enhancement product, but maybe, you know, just to have on the shelf in case Odom dies, maybe we just have like a whole, you know, like a showing how Viagra is safe.
	I mean, the sexual enhancement product is safe.
	And then we could actually use your brand to show that your brand, had he taken your brand and not some just cheap-ass herbal knockoff, Maybe we could do a little special package.
	You can discuss this with the sales department and they will write this up and it will be run by us later.
	But for now, no using the word Viagra.
	I also think we probably should just shift to using prescription pills.
	That would probably make everybody happy, wouldn't it, sir?
	I'll have to think about that.
	Right now, we're just concerned about using the word Viagra.
	That's the purpose of my call.
	All right.
	Thank you very much, sir.
	Yes.
	Click the lawyer.
	Yeah, that's how it goes.
	That's what it is.
	And I heard it, and I was like, wow.
	You caught that one.
	I will give you 10 points.
	What I like is that you thought I was doing a sports story.
	You thought I was doing a sports story.
	It is a sports story.
	It's about a sports guy.
	No, it's about hookers and blow.
	So the Chicago Cubs...
	Yeah, I understand that this is like a once-in-a-hundred-year event.
	Well, there's a guy named Theo Epstein, who is a genius, and he's the one who went to work for the Boston Red Sox, and they got them two World Series, even though he quit, and they had to bring him back so he could get the second World Series.
	He is one of these Sabermetrics guys.
	Sabermetrics?
	Yeah, those are the guys who look at all the stats and say, well, you know, if this guy's batting against a left-hander on a sunny day, he will not hit the ball on a sunny day.
	He is a genius in this regard, much more so than Billy Bean, because he's gotten all these championships.
	He was hired over to the Cubs, who have the same problem that the Red Sox have.
	They couldn't win anything.
	Now they're winning.
	I would think maybe management has something to do with this.
	But the point that I want to make is if you play this Cubs win playoffs clip, there's a tidbit in it that is just like shocking to me.
	For starters, these are Cubs fans celebrating.
	Last night's division title was the first home playoff series win of any sort ever for the Cubs at Wrigley Field.
	The last time the Cubs won the World Series, iconic Wrigley Field, the friendly confines, hadn't even been built yet.
	That was way back in 1908, when Teddy Roosevelt was president, Henry Ford rolled out the Model T. Was that a machine gun I heard?
	I don't know what that was.
	That sounded like a machine gun.
	That was way back in 1908 when Teddy Roosevelt was president.
	It was a riveting gun.
	Oh, okay.
	Henry Ford rolled out the Model T and construction readied on the Titanic.
	Titanic, perhaps a metaphor for Cubbies' team's past.
	Why do you keep all coming out here?
	Because we're dummies.
	We're dummies.
	We're too loyal.
	Some say it goes back to 1945, when William Sienis cursed the team for rejecting his pet, Billy Goat.
	Today, at the Billy Goat Tavern, an exorcism of sorts.
	The curse is over.
	Are you a little surprised they're playing baseball in October?
	Who's not?
	Who's not?
	Besides, we already know the outcome of the 2015 World Series.
	They told us in the film Back to the Future 2.
	Cubs win World Series.
	Okay, stop.
	That was the...
	I watched that and I said, they did do that in the movie.
	Huh.
	The movie, Back to the Future 2, had the Cubs winning this year's World Series.
	Huh.
	Well, the 21st of October, of course, is Back to the Future Day, and I do have a hoverboard.
	It could be that the Cubs winning the World Series is just a promotion for a new Back to the Future Day.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah.
	That Back to the Future, there's a lot of stuff in there.
	There's a lot of people who have deconstructed it to show that 9-11 was going to happen.
	There's tons of stuff in there, but not really like that, where the Cubs will win in this year.
	Yeah, they had a big thing in the movie.
	They show the World Series wins in the Chicago Cubs.
	That's great.
	I said, wow.
	Huh.
	Anyway, I like that.
	That's my sports story.
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	That's a good one.
	I want to ask you a question.
	Put a woman on the $10 bill.
	Or on the back.
	You could be doing dishes on the back.
	The Treasury Department has now come out with a video, and I thought, I didn't know if this was real or not, but it is real, and they are looking for a woman, and here's their little promo video.
	Hi, I'm Sarah Bloom Raskin, the Deputy Secretary of the Treasury.
	Thank you for joining us in this historic endeavor to redesign the $10 note.
	The new 10 will be the first U.S. note in more than a century of printing currencies to feature the portrait of a woman.
	Which is...
	Are they all dead presidents?
	No, they're not all dead presidents, are they?
	No, this is Ben Franklin.
	He's never been president.
	This development is a significant and overdue statement that women play an equal and indispensable role in our vibrant American economy.
	By the year 2020, a century after women's suffrage became part of our Constitution...
	Coincidence?
	suffragettes.
	Women will be a visible part of our nation's currency.
	The next generation of our currency will revolve around the theme of democracy.
	Tell us your ideas for symbols and designs to include on the new $10 note.
	I think a triangle and an all-seeing eye is always good.
	That are emblematic of our inclusive and free nation.
	To take part, use hashtag TheNew10 or visit TheNew10.treasury.gov.
	So I think we're looking at this the wrong way.
	It's not so much what woman do we put on the tent, it's who are we taking away?
	Well, we're taking Alexander Hamilton away.
	Right.
	Now, there's been a long-standing dispute between the Jeffersonians and the Hamiltonians.
	Well, there's a dispute where they should take Andrew Jackson off to 20 instead of taking Hamilton off to 10.
	Right.
	But I think taking Alexander Hamilton off to 10 is kind of like a final FU to, you know, big central government commies.
	Wasn't that kind of Hamilton's deal?
	Well, I'm going to have to think about this.
	I didn't follow, to be honest about it, I'm going to have to look into it, because I know there's this debate going on about Hamilton versus Jackson, and what an a-hole...
	And Jefferson.
	It was mainly...
	No, no, I'm talking about the 20.
	Oh, okay.
	They're talking about what an a-hole he was.
	Well, Hamilton, the way I understand it, he wanted a strong central government.
	He argued the implied powers of the Constitution.
	I think this is...
	Yeah, let's push this off.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Until you've done some research?
	Yeah, I want to read some of my old books again.
	Alright.
	I'll catch up to it.
	The ones you wrote?
	No, the ones I read.
	I have old books.
	Yeah.
	I'm sure you do.
	The ones I wrote.
	Anyway, anywho.
	You did not say that.
	They have had women on the currency.
	The dollar has got Susan B. Anthony on it.
	It's a coin.
	They have some female Indian woman on the gold coin.
	We have the walking liberty who's a woman.
	Yeah, but she's an iconic woman that is probably sexist.
	Yeah.
	Hey, when we finally get the new $10 note with the woman on it, can we say, oh, look at her boobs.
	Oh, yeah, my loins are all girded for her.
	Can we talk like that on The View?
	If you get on The View.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, no.
	I don't know who they're going to put on.
	I don't know.
	I don't care.
	I really don't care.
	I don't care.
	I really, really don't care.
	It's going to be whoever they want.
	I think it's going to be Harriet Tubman.
	I think, was it Sunday?
	Maybe it was even last Thursday we were talking about finally people are catching on to the Toyota Hilux being used by the Caliphate.
	And one of our producers sent me An NPR piece, which is a 10-minute piece.
	I chopped it down to a minute 25.
	Wow!
	Well, it just goes on and on and on and on.
	But it's from April 2014.
	So what is that now?
	Now that's almost a year and a half ago.
	A year and two or three months.
	Last week, the US announced it was restarting delivery of non-lethal aid to some of the more moderate rebel groups in Syria.
	That aid obviously does not include guns and bullets and stuff that kills, but it does...
	Oh my, what a difference a year makes.
	...include a lot of other things.
	Communications equipment, generators, over three tons of medical supplies, hundreds of thousands of MREs, and Toyota pickup trucks.
	43 of them have been delivered and more are reportedly on the way.
	We spoke with an advisor to the Syrian National Coalition, which represents moderate opposition groups.
	Hold on a second!
	After the reports that we just ran where the government's wondering, oh God, where are these trucks coming from?
	We shipped them over there?
	And 43 with more to come!
	This whole report was about the Toyota Hilux.
	He's a fan of Toyota trucks and one model in particular, the Hilux.
	Specific equipment like the Toyota Hilux's are what we refer to as force enablers for the moderate opposition forces on the ground.
	Ube Shabandar says the trucks will be delivering troops and supplies into battle and some will become battlefield weapons.
	Oh, you can absolutely expect for many of those trucks to be mounted with crew-served machine guns or other type of equipment, military equipment, that the opposition forces have access to.
	I mean, that's one of the reasons why the Toyota Hilux is such an important force multiplier, because it can be used both for humanitarian purposes and for operational purposes as well.
	Syria is only the latest war zone where the Hilux has become a vehicle of choice.
	The BBC's David Loin joins us from Kabul.
	David, seen any Toyota trucks in Afghanistan lately?
	Huh.
	There are hundreds of Toyota Hiluxes around the country.
	I was in Kandahar this week.
	So the point is...
	Holy...
	Okay.
	This is almost clip of the day.
	Well, that would have to be borderline then.
	Yeah, borderline.
	That's it.
	That is as close as you can get to a hat trick.
	No, I need one more clip of the day.
	One more.
	I said close.
	You're not going to do another one.
	Okay.
	I guarantee that.
	There's too many good ones.
	Whoever found that for us, this is what makes our show great.
	We have producers out there who do stuff like this.
	And I don't know how we missed it when it first happened, but I think...
	It wasn't important at the time, but after the most recent reports where they go on and on about, where are these trucks coming from?
	We've got to find them.
	And then we grill the Toyota North American president.
	Who's selling these trucks?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	And then they don't know.
	Why didn't they say, hey, you guys are, you dumb fucks.
	Wow.
	F-bomb from Dvorak.
	Let me see, who was that who thanked us?
	I want to thank the person who sent that to me.
	Hmm.
	Anyway, I can't remember.
	But that's another...
	It's a classic.
	It's a classic.
	It's so classic.
	I wonder where it's coming from.
	But all of this stuff...
	I wonder where they're coming from.
	I'm telling you, it's got to be Chevy Truck Month or something coming up.
	We have to discredit the crowds.
	It's not discredit.
	This is the best promotion these guys could ever get.
	Toyota's going to sell some trucks.
	Here's what I think.
	I don't think you can get a Hilux in this country.
	Here's what I think.
	I think it's a message to Toyota saying, you know, we need a deal on the 2016 Hilux.
	We need a little deal.
	You know, we're giving you a lot of exposure.
	You know, we've got a lot of sales.
	I think we should have a little deal going on here.
	Just my thinking.
	Well, there's something up.
	Mm-hmm.
	Well, here's a couple of...
	We're going to talk about this area.
	Let me get the last couple of clicks out of the way.
	This is an RT clip.
	This one says RT20 strikes.
	RT is needling us consistently because the Russians are whining that...
	And Putin's got...
	There's one of our Russian guys sent this clip in with Putin being interviewed on Russian TV. It's all subtitled.
	But Putin makes an interesting point when he says, you know, they're bitching about...
	The Americans in our airstrikes are bitching about, well, you know, we didn't talk to them about this and we didn't talk to them about that in plenty of time.
	He says, they never talked to us about anything.
	This is our ally.
	And they're flying jets in there from all kinds of places.
	No one's ever discussed it with us.
	You know, are we just, you know, chop liver?
	Right, right.
	And it's a very, I will have more about that thing later.
	But this was an interesting little needle.
	This RT 20 strikes a day clip.
	This is on RT, of course.
	This coalition against the group without a whole lot of success.
	Some have turned to statistics in the debate, comparing U.S. bombings against Islamic State with other American campaigns in the region.
	Back in 91, the historic Desert Storm operation saw more than 1,000 bombings a day.
	In 2003, the U.S. unleashed up to 800 strikes every day in Iraq in a bid to remove Saddam Hussein.
	And now Obama has branded Islamic State the biggest menace to humanity, yet American jets limit their missions to barely 20 strikes a day.
	Yep.
	Now, I'm just hoping, even though I don't believe it's true, but I'm hoping upon hope that everything is employed to sucker the Russians to come in there just to take over that battle the way the French suckered us into Vietnam.
	You hope that?
	Yeah.
	You hope the Russians will get bogged down in a Vietnam-like clagmire?
	It's just going to be funnier.
	Yeah, for the humor of it.
	Because once that happens, you're going to get the...
	You know, if you have this clip from the last show, since you can look these things up, you say, did you save the clips from last show?
	Yes.
	Look for the Steve Croft clip and play this clip.
	This is the kind of warmongering a-holes our media is.
	This is taken from that interview.
	It was done on 60 Minutes.
	Croft with a K? Yeah, K-R-O-F-T. K-R-O-F-T. Or actually look for Steve.
	Steve Croft.
	Yeah, I got it.
	A year ago when we did this interview, there was some saber-rattling between the United States and Russia on the Ukrainian border.
	By the way, I got the clip.
	Little props would be okay.
	I'm actually stunned.
	Now it's also going on in Syria.
	You said a year ago that the United States, America leads, we're the indispensable nation.
	Mr.
	Putin seems to be challenging that leadership.
	In what way?
	Let's think about this.
	Well, he's moved troops into Syria, for one.
	He's got people on the ground.
	Two, the Russians are conducting military operations in the Middle East for the first time since World War II, bombing the people that we are supporting.
	So that's leading, Steve?
	So let me ask you this question.
	When I came into office, Ukraine was governed by a corrupt ruler who was a stooge of Mr.
	Putin.
	Syria was Russia's only ally in the region.
	And today, rather than being able to count on their support and maintain the base they had in Syria, which they've had for a long time, Mr. President...
	Putin now is devoting his own troops, his own military, just to barely hold together by a thread.
	His sole ally.
	He's challenging your leadership, Mr.
	President.
	He's challenging your leadership.
	Steve, I've got to tell you, if you think that running your economy into the ground and having to send troops in in order to prop up your only ally is leadership, then we've got a different definition of leadership.
	You can see Steve's interview with the president this Sunday night.
	Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
	Yeah.
	All the Friday news shows, by the way, have promotions.
	Yeah.
	And they had that clip.
	Well, I mean, it would fit in our general...
	He's challenging your leadership.
	It would fit in our overall thesis that this is about rebelizing the entire Middle East.
	Yeah.
	Rubble on the double!
	Rubble on the double!
	I think the Russians can chip in.
	Do a little rubble-izing.
	We'll see.
	We'll see.
	I don't know.
	We'll see.
	Well, I've got a, if you want to hear something, another depressing kind of a...
	Well, wait, I have a clip.
	This is the European Union who are, I guess they have to show that they are leaders.
	Everyone has to be the leader.
	You know, we're supposed to not be like an Asian culture where there's all this saving face and, oh my God, these poor people, they have to save face so we can't do it this way, we can't do it that way because they have to save face.
	And we always accuse the Asian cultures of being kind of subjected to this This horrible cultural bias of having to save face.
	We're the worst!
	And here's the EU just whining about it.
	European leaders have mixed opinions on how to end the conflict in Syria, but on the issue of Russian airstrikes, they say they're unified.
	In Luxembourg, EU foreign ministers roundly condemned the strikes, saying Moscow's military intervention risks worsening an already bad situation.
	They urged Russia to halt the aerial campaign and are expected to criticize Russia at a summit in Brussels later this week.
	Russia's Defense Ministry says its planes have carried out 55 sorties over Syria in 24 hours, hitting more than 50 Islamic State targets.
	But the strikes are also hitting other insurgent groups, some of which are supported by the West in their battle against Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
	European diplomats have been meeting to find a compromise over Assad between countries that want him to bow out immediately and those that are ready to accept a transition of power.
	Spain wants the West to negotiate with Assad.
	France insists he must go, and right away.
	Britain says Assad can't be allowed to stay as president, but is willing to talk about when and how he might leave.
	While the latest EU statement amounts to harsh criticism of Russia's actions, it masks lingering divisions within the bloc over Assad's role in ending the crisis.
	Yeah, a bunch of pussies there.
	I don't know what they're doing.
	Hey, I've been looking at this Jeremy Corbyn guy, the new leader.
	The new labor leader from the UK? Yeah, yeah.
	I heard, before you go into that, I don't have a clip.
	I do.
	But one of the, I can't remember, never mind, but there has been a number of debates and discussions, mostly on RT using American socialists to discuss this guy.
	And this guy is really an interesting character from what I can tell, even though he's Supposedly, according to the BBC folks, that he's just made it so that Cameron's boys will just run roughshod over everybody.
	Yeah, there's a lot of love for him that I'm seeing.
	Not living in the UK, of course, it's very difficult to get a real feel for the street.
	But I do know that he has one big issue.
	And his issue is speeches.
	He is not a trained speaker, which is kind of...
	I don't know what they were thinking, man.
	It's like, you've got to get someone who can talk and can, I don't know, do simple things like read a teleprompter.
	This is probably the first of many Jeremy Corbyn teleprompter gaffes.
	And you know what?
	Our president didn't do too well in the beginning with his teleprompter.
	He had a lot of problems, a lot of issues.
	Corbyn has some problems too.
	We need to be investing in skills, investing in our young people.
	And, strong message here, not cutting student numbers.
	What?
	He read the direction on the telepron.
	It was like strong message here.
	It was like a little note.
	They're all caps usually.
	You don't read it.
	What an idiot.
	Play it again.
	You like that, huh?
	I thought it was pretty funny.
	Here we go.
	We need to be investing in skills, investing in our young people.
	And, strong message here, not cutting student numbers.
	Oh, man.
	That's too much.
	That could happen to anybody.
	Yeah.
	So I guess Volkswagen, you know, it's...
	There's another...
	They're really going...
	This is a big problem for Germany.
	We are screwing the Germans with this.
	Sorry, Deutschland.
	In addition to lying about...
	Which, of course, everyone did...
	Everyone did this.
	Been known to the BBC for over a year.
	They reported on it.
	But Bloomberg did an analysis of data that car manufacturers report on death and injury claims.
	And either Volkswagen is the safest car in the universe, or they're lying.
	They're consistently, for years, Volkswagen reports death and injury claims at a rate nine times lower than any other car manufacturer.
	These guys, are the Deutscher's just big liars?
	Well, I've always thought that that award went to Volvo.
	For the safest automobile?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Let me see if it has anything.
	I think it does.
	This report has something about Volvo.
	Hold on.
	No, it doesn't actually.
	It should have.
	But it says on the far low end, Volkswagen has reported 34 incidents per million vehicles.
	In contrast, General Motors reported 524 incidents per million vehicles.
	Now, Honda was fined $70 million by the NHTSA, that's National Highway Traffic something or other, for lying, and their lie was 78 incidents per million vehicles.
	That was their lie number, and Volkswagen comes in at less than half of that, with 34.
	So now this is going to be looked at.
	If they can prove that that's bullcrap, and it's a number that the company self-reported...
	They might as well close the doors.
	They might as well close.
	Right?
	This is not good.
	This is not good.
	No, this is...
	There's something up.
	And finally, before we take our break here, the president had a number of proclamations, but also a letter to the Senate...
	Actually, a letter to the President of the Speaker of the House, and he says October 12, 2015, approximately, because, you know, gee, it's so hard to count, approximately 90 U.S. Armed Forces personnel began deploying to Cameroon with the consent of the government of Cameroon.
	This deployment is in advance of the development of additional U.S. Armed Forces personnel to Cameroon to conduct airborne intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance operations in the region.
	The total number of U.S. military personnel to be deployed to Cameroon is anticipated to be up to 300.
	These forces are equipped with weapons for the purpose of providing their own force protection and security and will remain in Cameroon until their support is no longer needed.
	I think it's probably prudent to mention the Chad-Cameroon pipeline, which is now in full-on operation, and this is pipeline protection.
	We're going to see dronings, and very interesting, the drone paper just came out today, which I have not had a chance to look at.
	I'll have a full analysis of that on Sunday, which looks interesting.
	I was at the Pierre Drive My Cars $250 website.
	Somebody sent him a bunch of documents, I guess.
	So be on the lookout for drone strikes, for pipelines blowing up.
	And, of course, as the president says, I directed the deployment of U.S. forces in furtherance of U.S. national security and foreign policy interests and pursuant to my constitutional authority to conduct U.S. foreign relations as commander in chief under the I directed the deployment of U.S. forces in furtherance of U.S. national security and Sorry, War Powers Resolution.
	I appreciate the support of the Congress in this action.
	And then, of course, the pipeline is partially owned by Chevron.
	And Petronas.
	So, yes, that is indeed our national interests.
	Including the U.S. Export-Import Bank.
	Oh my god, there's more.
	Exxon, Royal Dutch Shell.
	It's so sad that we have to kill all these people for oil.
	Well, as long as nobody knows.
	Yes.
	Ixnay Amming Bay, please.
	I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fun.
	Yeah, I don't know what you've done.
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	Okay, we have a few people to thank, including Sir Nick Principe, also known as Adam out of Plymouth, Massachusetts.
	Nuts.
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	First time donor at the behest of my friend from Fuquay, Vanna, North Carolina.
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	Zwijndrecht.
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	Richard Harwood, and I will eventually be able to get the pronunciations down after another decade of doing the show.
	Dude, you can live in Holland already.
	Get yourself a bike and you're off to the races.
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	This is probably true.
	Richard Harwood in Fairford, Gloucester.
	I think you should have the sash on, though.
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	101.
	Do the mustache voice again.
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	That's done because our pal, Kerry, gave up on us.
	Sir, and then one day they didn't have 69, 69 anymore, so we promised to drop it.
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	If you have time, you might make a note of this because we could hear it again later at the end of the show maybe.
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	5555.
	Not quite sure where that 5555 showed up.
	But there it is again with Matthew Dropko in Delaware, Ohio.
	And he's got a birthday coming up for himself.
	I'd like to read the next one.
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	I like this note.
	Yeah, I put this as a note.
	Oh, you put it in the newsletter.
	Yes, okay, that's right.
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	Send pictures.
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	What?
	My comrade and fellow boots-on-the-ground friend, Alexander Munoz, called me out a week ago, and unfortunately that portion of his letter was not read on the air.
	She wanted to be called out.
	As a douchebag?
	Yeah!
	Well, we'll do it here.
	Douchebag!
	You have to de-douche her.
	Yes, I debated on whether or not the callout was even legitimate, but my love for the show won.
	And I donated for the first time this week, 55-55, therefore I'm doing a reverse callout, the show host, for not calling me out.
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	Minnesota?
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	And North Tonawanda, New York.
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	What did I just say?
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	Sir Chris.
	Sir Chris Lewinsky, exactly.
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	And also Dame Melody Mann in Ringgold, Louisiana, at 50 bucks, and she also is the one responsible for the sashes.
	We'll be seeing a picture shortly of Adam wearing it.
	Yes, with my tails.
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	No, I think strapping heat is not a European...
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	I have a big-ass sword.
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	Use that.
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	Sword.
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	Now, October 10th, and I didn't know this, but I gotta tell you, John, Sirius Channel 127, Man, I went down to San Antonio yesterday again.
	You know, they play subliminal messages and they're pretty soon you'll be turning on me.
	Yeah, maybe, maybe not.
	And this was when I was driving back from Lubbock, probably.
	Then they had one of the guys from the Nation of Islam on.
	And we're talking about the Million Man March.
	The anniversary of the Million Man March was October 10th.
	And so I don't think they had a million men show up, but they did have quite a bit.
	And it was covered by C-SPAN. And initially when I saw this speech, this is Tony Mohammed.
	Then he is from the Nation of Islam.
	And he made a very strong accusation with a name in there that's just like, whoa, hold on, what is going on here?
	And so I have a follow-up clip to this, but listen to this accusation.
	The Nation of Islam have been known for saying some pretty crazy things, but this is not only in my wheelhouse, but I'm sure it was dismissed by many as a conspiracy theory.
	Brothers and sisters, I'm here to bring to you Because the mainstream media doesn't care about black people in America.
	Bobby Kennedy, the son of Robert Kennedy, met with me in Los Angeles to give me some shocking and revealing and, I mean, terrible information on what's going on.
	Did you hear about any of this, John?
	This shocking and terrible information?
	You know, I may have.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	At the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia.
	It has been brought to our attention that the senior lead scientist for the Center of Disease Control has admitted that the MMR of vaccines and many of the vaccine shots have been genetically modified to attack black and Latino boys.
	I don't think you heard me.
	We are living in a wicked time where we are dealing with a spiritual wickedness as in high places.
	And the pharmaceutical industry along with the American Medical Association have found a way like Pharaoh did during the children of Israel when it was time for them to make an exit.
	Pharaoh said, let us kill all boy babies, two and under.
	And so now they're trying to force vaccines on baby boys at least 80 shots before they're three years old.
	So this is what Minister Farrakhan said we're gonna do.
	On the 24th and the 25th of this month, 25,000 of us are gonna march on the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia, and we're gonna say, not another Tuskegee on our watch.
	We'd be damned if we're going to stand around and let somebody else pump us up with viruses.
	It's time for us to stand up, so take this information down as I exit.
	Go to cdctruth.org.
	Okay, so I did the research, cdctruth.org, and of course it sounds, I'll just summarize.
	What he is saying is the CDC has created MMR vaccines that kill black and Latino boys, and that he claims this is a targeted attack to kill them.
	And that Robert Kennedy, who has been all over the get the...
	The mercury out of vaccines.
	Yeah.
	He's been all over this.
	And so I find Congressman Bill Posey, a Republican from Florida, and I'm just going to have to play the whole piece because pretty much this checks out to be true.
	And of course, as we've already discussed, this is not something that the mainstream media can even touch because these drug companies have, you know, They support the mainstream media with income.
	They would have no money if it wasn't for these drug companies.
	Now, another thing that is mentioned at the beginning of this clip is, you know, all vaccines, companies who manufacture vaccines are indemnified.
	They cannot be held liable for death or any injury.
	That is the law in the United States.
	However, there is, unknown to many people, a huge fund...
	To pretty much shut victims up of vaccine damage, which apparently is now shelling out $3 billion a year.
	So you can probably surmise that there are some issues with some vaccines.
	There's always a percentage.
	That's a well-known fact.
	But listen to Posey's entire speech.
	I found it quite shocking.
	I rise today on matters of research and scientific integrity.
	To begin with, I am absolutely, resolutely pro-vaccine.
	Advancements in medical immunization have saved countless lives and greatly benefited public health.
	That being said, it's troubling to me that in a recent Senate hearing on childhood vaccinations, it was never mentioned that our government has paid out over $3 billion through a vaccine injury compensation program for children who have been injured by vaccinations.
	Regardless of the subject matter, parents making decisions about their children's health deserve to have the best information available to them.
	They should be able to count on federal agencies to tell them the truth.
	For these reasons, I bring the following matter to the House floor.
	In August 2014, Dr.
	William Thompson, a senior scientist at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, worked with a whistleblower attorney to provide my office with documents related to a 2004 CDC study that examined the possibility of a relationship between mumps, measles, rubella, vaccines, and autism.
	In a statement released in August 2014, Dr.
	Thompson stated, I regret that my co-authors and I omitted statistically significant information in our 2004 article published in the Journal of Pediatrics.
	End quote.
	Mr.
	Speaker, I respectfully request the following excerpts from the statement written by Dr.
	Thompson be entered into the record.
	Now quoting Dr.
	Thompson.
	My primary job duties while working in the Immunization Safety Branch from 2000 to 2006 were to lead or co-lead three major vaccine safety studies.
	The MADDSP MMR autism cases control study was being carried out in response to the Wakefield Lancet study that suggested an association between the MMR vaccine and an autism-like health outcome.
	And that's the guy who was excoriated and run out of town, tarred and feathered for his report that vaccines can cause autism.
	Right.
	Wakefield.
	There were several major concerns among scientists and consumer advocates outside the CDC in the fall of 2000 regarding the execution of the Verstraten study.
	One of the important goals that was determined up front in the spring of 2001 before any of these studies started was to have all three protocols vetted outside the CDC prior to the start of the analyses so that consumer advocates could not claim that we were presenting analyses that suited our own goals and biases.
	We hypothesized that if we found statistically significant effects at either 18 or 36-month thresholds, we would conclude that vaccinating children early with MMR vaccine could lead to autism-like characteristics or features.
	Okay, autism-like, which is pretty much autism.
	We all met and finalized the study protocol and analysis plan.
	The goal was to not deviate from the analysis plan to avoid the debacle that occurred with the Verstraten thimerosal study published in Pediatrics in 03.
	Right, that's how thimerosal got proven to be something very bad to have in your vaccines, okay?
	It's Mercury.
	At the September 5th meeting, we discussed in detail how to code race for both the sample and the birth certificate sample.
	How to code race.
	Okay, this is now about race, which I think is what the Nation of Islam guy means by black and Latino boys.
	At the bottom of Table 7, it also shows that for the non-birth certificate sample, the adjusted race effect, statistical significance was huge.
	Okay, so we're killing more boys of color.
	Okay, huge.
	Huge, he says.
	Huge.
	Yeah, he says huge.
	Huge.
	It's big.
	It's huge.
	Like Trump, huge.
	All the authors and I met and decided sometime between August and September 2002 not to report any race effects For the paper.
	Yeah, fuck them.
	Black and brown.
	Who cares?
	We're the CDC. Sometime soon after the meeting, we decided to exclude reporting any race effects.
	The co-authors scheduled a meeting to destroy documents related to the study.
	The remaining four co-authors all met and brought a big garbage can into the meeting room.
	And reviewed and went through all the hard copy documents that we had thought we should discard and put them in a huge garbage can.
	However, because I assumed it was illegal and would violate both FOIA and DOJ requests, I kept hard copies of all documents in my office and I retained all associated computer files.
	I believe we intentionally withheld controversial findings from the final draft of the pediatrics paper.
	End of quote of the doctor.
	Mr.
	Speaker, I believe it's our duty to ensure that the documents Dr.
	Thompson provided are not ignored.
	Therefore, I will provide them to members of Congress and the House committees upon request.
	Considering the nature of the whistleblower's documents, as well as the involvement of the CDC, a hearing and a thorough investigation is warranted.
	So I ask Mr.
	Speaker, I beg, I implore my colleagues on the Appropriations Committees to please, please take such action.
	Yeah, good luck with that.
	Wow.
	Do I get the hat trick?
	Borderline clip of the day.
	Oh, man.
	I just missed it.
	Well, that is the...
	You can't get two clips of the day.
	You can get a borderline and a borderline.
	Borderline!
	Hat trick!
	Hat trick!
	It is the hat trick.
	Hat trick.
	Nailed it.
	But what if I have four?
	Well, that's outrageous.
	So please, everybody, go into the show notes at 765.noagendanotes.com.
	You can find it at archives.noagendanotes.com.
	Conspiracy nuts!
	Well, that guy, that congressman is clearly a conspiracy theorist.
	So there is documentation, the documents that prove that there was a huge statistical issue with adverse reaction.
	I don't know if it was death, but adverse reaction with autism-like symptoms amongst race.
	So in that case, I'm pretty sure they're talking about black and brown.
	Black, brown, yellow children.
	Who cares?
	They're not white.
	We're the CDC. Hail Apple!
	I hate that.
	That makes me mad.
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	That's not...
	That's only on the No Agenda show would anybody hear anything like this.
	Yes, because we're not funded by...
	Our donations are down.
	Well, it's true.
	And we have...
	We're going to do some...
	We've got new ideas.
	This is...
	I think that...
	Other people are thinking about this, but I think it's important because it's part of the economy.
	It's part of the global economy.
	It's very important to bankers.
	Let's hear the latest opium report.
	Ah, yeah.
	Ha, ha.
	For the first time in six years, Afghanistan may produce less opium.
	An Afghan survey reports the acreage planted in opium poppies is down 19%.
	Officials say that's due mainly to bad weather, but also to a change in how farmed areas are measured.
	As a result, the country's potential output of opium could fall by nearly half this year.
	Oh, but this is because, as we heard on the previous show, Mexico is making their own opium.
	And we heard Comey and Johnson.
	Oh no, Mexico.
	Mexico's making their own oak.
	They're growing their own poppies.
	Stop it.
	We don't need it anymore from Afghanistan.
	You know, we should pull out of Afghanistan.
	We don't need to be there.
	We can pull out now.
	Pull out.
	Yep, that's exactly what's happening.
	I have a historical clip that might be fun to listen to.
	A little historical clip.
	No, I won't play that.
	Well, I got another clip that'll kind of keep things going.
	Maybe it'll trigger the historical clip.
	Of course, I've been doing the three by three.
	Yes, this is the three networks in three weeks.
	And one of the things I've come away with is that these networks do not play the There's a couple of stories, yeah, everybody plays them.
	But there's some stories that only one network will play.
	And in this case, it's ABC. And this was like, and I call it the under-reported ABC news story.
	It's out of Chicago.
	Back here at home tonight to Chicago and the former head of the city's public schools pleading guilty to massive fraud.
	Barbara Byrd Bennett admitting she steered $23 million in no-bid contracts to education firms for more than $2 million in kickbacks.
	She will serve seven and a half years behind bars.
	Isn't that where Arnie Duncan comes from?
	I don't know.
	Who's Arnie Duncan?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Of course.
	Of course.
	You know, one of our producers sent me a form that his 5-, 6-, and 7-year-olds came home with.
	And I'm not sure.
	Where is this?
	Where is he from?
	School-based universal behavioral emotional screening system notice and parent waiver.
	And this is only if you do not give consent for your child's teacher to complete the SRSSSIBSS testing.
	Have you heard of any of this, John?
	No.
	I won't mention it.
	Participating in a school-based universal behavioral emotional screening system, the use of screening data is well established as a valid and reliable method for determining students with elevated levels of risk.
	This universal screening tool will help schools identify risk factors and barriers to learning associated with behavioral, social, and emotional challenges which are known to reduce the likelihood of student success in school.
	So then there's this whole paragraph where you have the right to know what we're doing and you have the right to opt out if you really want to.
	And then notice, though this initiative is not funded by the U.S. Department of Education, due to the nature of the information that may be collected, the school district wants to provide parent caregivers with information about the initiative so parent caregivers can make an informed decision about their child's participation.
	And then they say, what is it?
	The school district is providing parent caregivers with a reasonable period of time prior to administration of the test.
	This notification of the screening and an opportunity to review the screening instrument itself, which I think our producer should do.
	You should go and review this instrument.
	After teacher completes the screener tool, the district shall share with parent caregivers of students with elevated levels of risk the results and provide guidance on any recommended follow-up school-based supports and interventions or other steps deemed appropriate.
	Well, you know what that means, don't you?
	Drugs.
	Yeah!
	Just take your answer.
	Woo-hoo!
	Just take your answer.
	It used to be parents and guardians, now it's parents and caregivers.
	Yeah, I know.
	There's some reason for that transition.
	Yeah, well, it's like you're not a pet owner anymore.
	You're a guardian of the pet.
	You're a guardian of the pet, but not of a child.
	That's more interesting to me.
	It's sad.
	I was thinking, you know, one of the things about, like, every once in a while it comes up with the Common Core thing, and Bill Gates was on PBS recently.
	I saw that.
	With Melissa, and they're going on and on about that.
	They're right, everyone else is wrong.
	And Belinda, her name is Mel and Belinda.
	No, she's sitting there like she invented teaching.
	Yeah.
	She's horrible.
	Horrible woman.
	Horrible woman.
	So, you know, the great thing about Common Core is that it does probably one of the best jobs of separating parents from children Because when you're a kid, you like your parents to help you with your homework and help you do this.
	And they explain things to you that come up.
	There's a lot of it socializing because you inculcate certain principles in the kid because you're working with him on his homework and studying along the lines that you know.
	You know how to do math.
	That is unacceptable.
	The shuler has to do that.
	The shuler has to take care of the children.
	When the kindergarten, the shuler should take care of your children.
	The state will take care of your children.
	This is exactly what's going on to brainwash the kids, because a lot of these tests that we see that come through, they have a lot of interesting, subtle brainwashing in so far as, you know, diversity, training, how it's important, and all these, you know, these kind of common places that the liberals, just to cite them, are all in on, and the conservatives aren't.
	Yeah.
	A lot of anti-religious stuff, for example.
	And it tends to be so obtuse because of the nature of Common Core.
	They've cut the parents out of the picture.
	That's why parents bitch so much.
	I can't help my kid.
	This is homework.
	I don't even know what they're talking about.
	The kid doesn't know.
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	It's very dissociative.
	The whole Common Core thing is very bad, which is what bothers me about Jeb Bush being all in.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, well, actually, I have a clip here.
	This kind of ties into that.
	Of course, Common Core was set up with the No Child Left Behind money through the Board of Governors.
	It's not the Board.
	It's the Governor's Association of America.
	I think that's what it's called.
	So all the governors got together.
	Yeah, they were suckered.
	Well, no, they're not even suckered.
	They were black males.
	Like, see this money?
	You cannot use this money unless you are on board with Common Core.
	Bobby Jindal.
	I think this is from Glenn Beck.
	And it's not specifically about Common Core, but you'll get the idea when he talks about the arrogance of President Obama specifically.
	But I could say that this would be, you know, white leadership in general thinks this way because power corrupts for some crazy way when it comes to human beings.
	The president meets with the governors once a year.
	Every president does this, usually in February, through the National Governors Association.
	Democrat and Republican, we're in a private room with him at the White House, no press.
	They kick the press out after a few minutes.
	I asked him a question.
	I said, Mr.
	President, you know, you're so worried about rising student debt, rightfully.
	And I said, you know, you've bragged about the power of the pen and the phone.
	There's something you could do about this.
	I said, without spending any more government money, what if you broke up the accrediting monopolies?
	Because you're limiting competition in higher education.
	And another governor asked a similar question on health care.
	What if you gave states more flexibilities?
	Behind closed doors, there are a lot of Democratic governors.
	I think that they wouldn't say this publicly.
	They would say, look, if you took away the red tape in bureaucracy...
	You could cut 10-15% and I could run these programs more efficiently, whether it's Medicaid or these other programs.
	Listen to the arrogance of the President's answer.
	Now, he's talking a room full of governors, Democrats and not just Republicans, Democrats.
	He goes to me and to the other governor, well, if we did that, he said there would be people down in the streets that wouldn't get the health care they need, and there would be students getting ripped off because they wouldn't get the education they need.
	So what he's basically saying is, you guys, these states, you aren't smart enough The same people elected you that elected me, but for some reason, y'all aren't smart enough to do this.
	You need the federal government to protect you from yourself.
	Yeah, shut up.
	Shut up.
	You don't know what you're talking about.
	That is a common thought.
	Yeah.
	That's what the people have wanted bigger federal government.
	They wanted national police, that sort of thing.
	And that's what you end up with.
	And of course, there's all kinds of different ways you can blame it.
	I think this is a good time to play this clip.
	This is a get out of the road clip.
	I think you'll enjoy.
	Get behind me, Satan!
	Down with the devil!
	Down with the fraud!
	Get out of the road!
	Get behind me!
	You understand that?
	Get out of the road, New World Order!
	Get out of my mind!
	Get out of my free will!
	Get out of my way!
	Humanity is going interstellar.
	And the seed man's getting divorced.
	No.
	Yeah.
	Is this a big scandal down there in Austin?
	It is, because now we're seeing what the seed man possesseth.
	Possess-less.
	Possess-th.
	I can't say it either.
	Possess-th.
	Possess-th.
	He got some nice real estate here in Austin.
	Oh, I wouldn't be surprised.
	He got some nice real estate here in Austin.
	I got an Airstream.
	He's got some nice real estate here.
	I don't know.
	I'm thinking boner pills is the way to go.
	We can always sell seeds.
	With jerky.
	So we have the big Paris powwow coming up.
	This is the big climate change IPCC. This is all crazy.
	Meanwhile, first snow is falling in Germany.
	But here are the articles.
	Just a quick span of articles.
	Too late to save over 400 U.S. cities from rising seas, according to scientists.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Because of what's happening in Greenland right now, the maps of the world will have to be redrawn.
	This is what would happen to San Francisco Bay.
	John C. DeBorag, look out the window.
	How are the mudflats doing today?
	Well, the mudflats, when we started this show, were very visible, but the tide has come in.
	I have to check the tide table, which I have over here.
	And there's actually water on the mud flats for the moment, but they look normal.
	Look out your window.
	Got your window.
	All right, scientific report from Mr. J.
	John C. Dvorak.
	C stands for climate change.
	Also, our Antarctic ice sheets face catastrophic collapse without deep emissions cuts.
	This is from The Guardian.
	The EPA spends $75 million to equip 200 special agents.
	With drones, night vision goggles, guns, and assault ships.
	That is the Environmental Protection Agency who have drones, night vision goggles, guns, and assault ships.
	To drone you, you denier!
	And scientists say they will reanimate a 30,000-year-old giant virus unearthed in the frozen wastelands of Siberia.
	And they warn that climate change may awaken dangerous microscopic pathogens.
	We're all going to die.
	Oh, and a little shining light to the top weatherman of TV weatherman in France has been fired.
	Why?
	Because he wrote a book, and in the book he specifically challenges the work of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, IPCC, saying they blatantly erased data that went against their overall conclusions, and he casts doubt on the accuracy of their climate models.
	So he is...
	So he's fired?
	Yeah.
	So he does...
	Wait, let me get this straight.
	A guy in France, a country that's all in on climate change at the government level.
	In fact, the big meeting is in France, in Paris.
	The meeting's in France.
	You don't want to have any disturbance there.
	So this guy writes, I guess it would be a well-documented book.
	I'm hoping.
	Not a bunch of bullcrap.
	Did they fire him because the book was a big lie?
	He didn't do his homework kind of thing?
	He says, let me see where it is.
	I received a letter telling me not to come in.
	This is a direct extension of what I say in my book, namely that any contrary views must be eliminated.
	We must eliminate you if you are contrarian to the views.
	Yes, this is a known fact.
	However, this report shows us that once again, this meeting, which is going to be a bonanza, although Paris in November, December is crap.
	Who wants to do this?
	It is very, but yeah, anyone who wants to travel, you might want to go to Paris just to look at the Christmas decorations, but you're going to freeze your butt off and it's probably going to be raining.
	Peer pressure and cooperation.
	These are just some of the buzzwords being used ahead of the UN climate meeting in Paris this December, where talks will look to reach an international agreement to cut greenhouse gas emissions.
	Negotiators planning to enforce any deals without sanctions or punishments.
	The climate agreement will be more along the lines of a nuclear agreement than it will be along the lines of something, let's say, under the World Trade Organization, where you could come out and slap trade sanctions on people.
	Of course, some people say this just isn't good enough.
	The Bolivians especially have the most radical proposal, which is to say that you should have an international climate justice tribunal.
	Neither China nor the United States, the two top emitters of greenhouse gases, would be willing to submit themselves to a strong legal review of their promises to curb greenhouse gas emissions.
	Instead, a likely outcome could be a pledge and review system, whereby commitments are assessed every five years against the goal of halving world emissions by 2050.
	Advocators of that also anticipate an organic move towards green energy.
	The hope is that in coming years that the prices of solar technology or wind technology, wind turbines, hydropower, will have come down so much that it makes economic sense for governments to go ahead and do this.
	Yeah, of course.
	It's not semiconductor technology.
	It costs money to build hardware like that.
	Well, we all know what's going on.
	So they'll be more of the same.
	Nothing's going to happen.
	Just peer pressure.
	Lots of bull crap.
	I did pick up one nice little piece from CNBC. Joe Kernan, who I think still does the morning show.
	I've always liked him.
	And he has the CEO of SodaStream on.
	And SodaStream, I believe this is a device that you put a cartridge in and then you can make your own soft drinks bubbly.
	Exactly what it is.
	With the carbon dioxide.
	So, a lovely exchange followed.
	You're carbonating it with CO2. That's right.
	Which is classified as a pollutant by the EPA. CO2 has proven to be perfectly healthy.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	I'm with you.
	Yes.
	Believe me.
	But this is the only context where you can actually say the C word.
	Without having someone rush you and tell you that you're causing a war in Syria.
	So it's regular carbon dioxide, same thing we're talking about.
	They conflate it with carbon and smoke and soot and all that stuff.
	CO2 is an odorless, colorless gas.
	It's ubiquitous.
	We all exhale it.
	And we like it in our drinks.
	That's right.
	Finally.
	Well, I've actually brought this up.
	And the people who produce carbon, because you buy tanks of carbon dioxide, and you put them at Costco, and you carbonate the syrups that go into the glass mixed with water, and you make a Coca-Cola.
	And their argument is, well, it's carbon neutral.
	Because we take the carbon dioxide out of the air...
	And then put it back in the air.
	Right.
	Nothing really changes.
	It's not like we're, you know, we're getting carbon dioxide from burning coal or anything.
	It's just taken out of the air through a process and put back in the air.
	Zero.
	I think his point was it's been labeled as a pollutant.
	Yeah, well, that was the point.
	But I'm sure people wonder about that once in a while, that little...
	I think I'm done.
	I have lots of work to do.
	Well, wait a minute.
	We got a big story.
	Oh, hold on.
	Do we need to stop the show?
	No, we don't need to stop the show.
	We just need to stop the show.
	You got to play this.
	We can't get out of the show without mentioning this.
	This is the Assange report.
	Ah, yes, I did hear.
	This is a big story.
	Into London tonight.
	Police ending their around-the-clock surveillance of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.
	He's been holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy since 2012 now, wanted for questioning over sex assault allegations in Sweden.
	Police withdrawing officers because of the growing cost.
	They say more than $17 million.
	All right.
	$17 million have been wasted?
	You Brits that listen to this show, you should make us think about this.
	$17 million for some guy that the Swedes want to talk to?
	So you're wasting your money?
	Are the Swedes paying for this?
	Are the Americans paying for this?
	The other ones that are after him.
	So is he now free to go?
	Is that the point?
	He's not good.
	He's going to be looking very carefully before he sneaks out.
	I predict a very unfortunate sexual accident.
	Something very bad of sexual nature, including sexual performance enhancers.
	Something bad is going to happen to this guy.
	Well, let's play since we're just...
	I want to get out.
	I think we're done, but yeah.
	Well, go into your little...
	Because I'm so impressed with your search thing there.
	The clip from last show.
	You should probably play it.
	It's a little bit about Assange and others.
	Called Law Fair.
	Lawfare?
	Yeah, L-A-W-F-A-R-E. Okay, boom.
	Join us on Jedward Snowden and Kim Dotcom.
	All three men who have riled the U.S. and are on Washington's wanted list, but that's not all they've got in common, as Ganesh Khan now explains.
	The U.S. District Court in the city of Alexandria, Virginia may sound unfamiliar to you, but it has its legal tentacles spread across the globe.
	It can even prosecute someone who has never been to the United States, like Tim.com or Tim Schmidt, the founder of the file hosting website Mega Upload, who is now fighting his extradition to the United States in New Zealand.
	All that is necessary is a shred of evidence that a crime was committed in the US. In this age of modern technology, a server located inside the US could be enough.
	WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was reportedly indicted by a secret grand jury in this very court and the US government could activate the sealed indictment whenever it chooses.
	Julian Assange believes That this court is engaged in quote-unquote lawfare.
	Here's how he explains it.
	The Australian WikiLeaks is not a U.S. publishing organization.
	Our people are not in the U.S. who didn't publish from the U.S. So what the hell is the United States doing trying to bring an espionage case against me?
	And the U.S. brags that Alexandria, Virginia is involved in pushing U.S. law into more than 67 different jurisdictions.
	This is something in academia, which we refer to in the new book, Guess who else was indicted by a grand jury in this court?
	Whistleblower Edward Snowden.
	Julian Assange believes that it's not a coincidence that this court in Virginia is picked for national security cases.
	Apparently, when it comes to the makeup of the jury, location matters.
	Look at where we are.
	And then she goes on to explain the CIA. And that, of course, is what the TPP is about and the TTIP. There's really a couple of things.
	We push our entertainment, which convinces people things like DNA is irrefutable.
	I've got to play this on Sunday.
	There's a big case going on here in Texas.
	Where they miscoded DNA. I have a clip, but I'll play it on sound.
	Yeah, play it on sound.
	But they miscoded DNA, and instead of the one in a million certainty, it's like, eh, one in thirty.
	No bueno.
	None of this is bueno at all.
	But okay.
	We will deconstruct more for you, of course, on Sunday.
	I'm going to play as an end-of-show clip here just a little piece from the Church Committee, 1975, regarding something we discuss on the show often called Operation Mockingbird, the use of CIA operatives in the mainstream media.
	Interestingly enough, all of the answers to these questions, although they're apparent, did not appear in a report because it's all classified.
	But I'm looking at you, Anderson Vanderbilt Pooper.
	And we will return on Sunday.
	More good stuff.
	More good stuff.
	Untainted.
	No taint here.
	No taint.
	No taint.
	Best podcast in the universe.
	No taint.
	Guaranteed.
	Coming to you from the Crackpot Condo here in downtown Austin, Texas.
	FEMA Region 6 in the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I can see the rising tides, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We'll be back on Sunday.
	Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA. See you then.
	Right here on No Agenda.
	I thought that it was a matter of real concern that planted stories intended to serve a national purpose
	abroad came home and were circulated here and believed here because this would mean that the CIA could manipulate the news in the United States by channeling it through some foreign country.
	And we're looking at that very carefully.
	Do you have any people being paid by the CIA who are contributing To a major circulation American journal.
	We do have people who submit pieces to American journals.
	Do you have any people paid by the CIA who are working for television networks?
	This, I think, gets into the kind of getting into the details, Mr.
	Chairman, that I'd like to get into in an executive session.
	Do you have any people being paid by the CIA who are contributing to the national news services, AP and UPI? Well, again, I think we're getting into the kind of detail, Mr.
	Chairman, that I'd prefer to handle an executive session.
	That's how we work.
	And that's the story.
	No, no, no, no.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Hey!
	Rubble on the double!
	We're all gonna die!
	I'm Joe Biden and thank you for taking the time to listen.
	And wash your hands after touching any raw meat.
	Can you see that juice?
	Get out of my vagina!

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