I don't know why, why is anybody, I don't know why anybody's liking this guy.
Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Thursday, August 13th, 2015 time once again for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 747.
This is no agenda.
Guarding reality in all corners of Kimbo Nation and broadcasting live from FEMA Region 6 here in the capital of the drone star state, Austin Tejas.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where I'm closing out Red Book No.
4, I'm John C. DeVore.
I think you over-modulated there, man.
Did you swap something out?
I am closing out Red Book No.
4.
No, I mean on the gear.
Oh, you want me to turn it down?
Yeah, just one dB, one dog biscuit.
A dog biscuit?
Okay, let's do that.
Yeah.
Let's see, we can try this.
And talk while you're doing it.
That's better.
Testing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
Stop!
Okay, talk.
Testing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
Stop!
Okay, talk.
Testing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
Stop!
Okay, talk.
Testing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
Stop!
Okay, talk.
Testing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
Stop!
Okay, talk.
Testing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, So I'm closing out Red Book number four.
Wow.
Should we publish these?
There's one page left.
Should we publish these?
So I have to be concise with my notes.
Should we publish these?
Nah.
Here, let me read from the second to the last page of the Red Book, and I'll tell you why we can't publish them.
Christmas show notes.
This is from, like, God knows when.
It's something I wrote in the back of the book early.
That signals...
Pre-interviews.
Oh, okay.
14th of December, New York City.
So it's completely unintelligible.
18th back.
Well, you can cross one off in this last book.
You can cross off one of the Red Book predictions.
Yeah, what did we do?
You know, a lot of people have criticized, not just Rush Limbaugh, but for talking about the war on women and for trying to take down the frontrunners, you said, in something of a theatrical way.
He didn't handle it well, though.
He could have handled it much better.
There is somebody coming to his defense, though.
Who's that?
The North Korean government on their Twitter account.
Do we have that, Alex?
The North Koreans are...
Here we go.
U.S. media total disarray as Venomous Fox News declares war on noted scholar Donald Trump.
So there you go.
Got the North Koreans.
I told you they'd link North Korea to Donald Trump.
I'm the one who said that.
Are you kidding me?
I said they will somehow compare Donald Trump to Kim Jong-un.
Open the book.
You're telling me that you said it now?
No.
No.
It just says it.
I'm the one who said it.
Oh, no, you did not say it.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
This is only a couple of shows ago.
It was the last show when we had Kim Jong-un as the artwork with Donald Trump hair.
Someone can go...
Are you kidding me?
Alright, it's fine.
It's easily resolved.
I don't know why you get so worked up about these things.
Because you're so adamant about it.
And it was only the last show.
I'm telling you it's a simple fact.
You remember things very strangely.
Well, you and your...
Yeah, and you remember things so accurately.
The Israeli moon bases, which took two years to discover.
Prove it's not true.
I didn't decide the point.
Alright, it doesn't matter.
It's in a book and we predicted.
It's okay.
It's alright.
There are much more important things afoot.
In fact, at hand.
Happy Left-Hander's Day, John.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Go on with this.
Did you not know that August 13th is Left-Hander Day?
Okay, and what else?
Well, there's a lot of famous people and world leaders who are left-handed.
A lot of them.
Isn't Obama?
Yes, Obama, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton.
That's quite a lot.
This may be the problem with society.
The lefties.
The lefties are always trouble.
Damn those lefties.
Let's see, who else?
Oprah?
There's a lot.
I am not left-handed, are you?
I'm not left-handed either.
We're a right-handed group.
Yeah.
Do you carry left?
I can throw left-handed, though.
I'm kind of ambidextrous.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you carry left?
I constantly do it just to try to keep my accuracy up.
I don't have the distance.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, that was thrilling.
I was just throwing it out there.
Okay, then take us back on track.
How about, what do you want to talk about?
Do you want to talk about Trump?
I'd rather put Trump off a little bit.
Yeah, me too.
I've got a lot of different Trump things, so I agree.
Let's put him off.
Yeah, let's put him off to the second half and we can do a whole concise thing on Trump.
Because I've got a number of...
Oh, good.
Well, let's do one as a teaser for the end, which is my...
Okay, hold on a second.
We're going to do a Trump teaser in the A Block.
A block Trump teaser.
A block Trump teaser, good.
Because I put in the newsletter, Chris Hayes, I could condemn for being like, you know, he's the guy, I don't know what he makes, but he makes more money than we do.
For sure.
And he doesn't know anything.
What's the point of doing a show if you don't even understand or can't even possibly fathom what's going on with Donald Trump?
And so I... The newsletter talked about this and this is the clip that got me to write that.
You have to tell me which clip it is.
It's got Chris Hayes written in there somewhere.
I don't have my list.
I know it just says Chris Hayes.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Oh, this is going to be a great show.
And I do not have anything that says Chris Hayes.
I just don't have it.
Here, Clinton, News Archive.
Do you think I should go to the printer and grab my list?
Yeah, why don't you do that while I continue to look?
Megan, Michael Steele, Rand Paul, SF Rents.
Oh, the befuddlement of Chris Hayes.
All right, joining me now, Republican media consultant Rick Wilson, founder of Intrepid Media, and MSNBC political analyst Howard Dean, former Vermont governor, former chair of the DNC. Rick, what are we watching here?
I can't even have a hard time...
Understanding what is happening in front of me as far as Donald Trump is concerned.
The campaign which started on a platform of Mexico is sending rapists has now become a campaign about cherishing women.
He said earlier, in terms of women's health, I'm for that.
He also seems to have constructed this somewhat bizarre new axis of evil that's China, Mexico, and just dashed in today, Vietnam, whose leaders are more cunning than ours and apparently beating our brains out, although if you went to the median Mexican or median Chinese and asked them that that was the case, I doubt they would give you the same answer.
What is this?
Chris, are you guys picking up yet that Donald Trump's brain is a hot mess?
This is a guy who just says what's on his mind.
Okay, yeah, good teaser.
Good teaser.
The establishment is in disarray, John.
I want to mention something he says that I don't think anyone else on any other show would ever say.
Go talk to the median Mexican.
Whatever that is.
What is a median Mexican?
I think it's a target on the highway.
You know, you can say, talk to the average.
What he's doing is trying to be intellectual instead of saying the average Mexican, which is what he's trying to say.
El median.
Which is a statistical thing.
You can't talk to the median Mexican.
El median.
You can talk to the average Mexican because, you know, you just kind of randomly pick somebody.
But the median Mexican would have to be the one guy right in the middle of everyone below him and beneath him.
You can't be one lone person.
It's perfect.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
No, that's okay.
It's a good teaser for the B block.
Yeah.
Come on, it's the E block.
And...
And we had Hayes going, no, no, we're picking up a lot of these stutters everywhere.
Here's Kerry.
No, no, no, no, look, no, I'm not struggling with this at all.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And Trump has one.
Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing.
Where'd that one come from?
Yeah, some speech he gave.
Bing, bong, bong, bing, bing.
It's a keeper.
Yeah, I like it.
Okay, I'll start with my favorite guy, but a short-winded, everything cut out, all the, or as many of the breaths and the delays and pauses.
Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.
Watermelon head John F. Carey.
Yes, the guy who ever since I made the, or kind of asserted that we should not have any more clips of him, you've had a clip of him consistently.
I can't help myself.
He took...
He's hypnotic.
He is hypnotic.
He took something so out of context, and he had this big interview with Reuters, and he talked about the U.S. dollar, which we'll talk about in that clip for later on.
But then he got into cyber and the question is if he believes the Russians and the Chinese.
Let's just throw them all together.
The Russians and the Chinese are reading his email.
And then just listen to how, this is the Secretary of State who should know some things.
It's very likely that your emails are being read?
It's very possible.
There's no way for me, and I certainly write things without awareness.
With all of the attacks that have come apparently from China on the U.S. government, there is a sense that the United States is unable to defend itself in the cyber world.
You can feel it coming, right?
Hello.
As you know, Scott, it's a very complicated and fast-moving world.
Oh, very complicated and fast-moving world.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Yeah, here's an idea.
Why don't you go to gptools.org?
And even if you're on your unsecured network, just encrypt your emails.
I guarantee you it's going to slow down all these hackers.
It's not that hard.
There was just yesterday, you know, a meeting of hackers who came together to talk about the way...
Do you know what he's talking about?
He's talking about Black Hat.
Yeah.
Listen to how he characterizes it.
You know, a meeting of hackers.
A meeting of hackers, no.
A meeting of...
Hey, boys, we're having a meeting.
Yeah, it's a meeting of geeky boys and girls and vendors.
Everyone's selling hardware and software.
There's feds all over the place.
FireEye, the corporation that has been...
Tapped as the indemnified source for all your cyber-sharing needs in Silicon Valley, was there presenting, talking about how you can steal Android fingerprints.
Oh yeah, this is not just hackers.
This is corporate America getting ready for the big bonanza.
Who came together to talk about the ways in which they can get into all kinds of facilities, open the locks on a car, get into people's bank accounts.
It's of enormous concern.
Well, we should have gone in there and arrested every single one of those hackers in Vegas.
Yeah, especially if they're talking about how to get into people's bank accounts.
And unlocking cars.
Oh, that's so hard.
Spying has taken place for centuries, and the latest means of spying is to be going after people's cyber.
Companies spend...
Going after people's cyber?
How's your cyber?
Going after my cyber.
Don't touch my cyber, man.
Hey, get out of here with your cyber.
Going after people's cyber.
We need to write that down.
Don't go after my cyber bro.
Companies spend billions of dollars in order to protect themselves.
The United States government does the same.
We are deeply involved in fighting back against this on a daily basis.
It has huge consequences, and we're trying to create a code of conduct and a system of behavior that hopefully could rein some of it in.
But right now, it's pretty much the Wild West, so to speak.
How hard can it be?
A code of conduct is very simple.
Click on this button, encrypt the email.
It doesn't seem that hard.
If the government is so hell-bent on removing encryption from our lives, why don't they use it themselves?
If they know that they can't...
No one can...
Our great cyber, we can't get into it.
Well, I think that's even more important considering what he says, which is he doesn't know whether the Chinese and Russians are reading his emails.
I think we should be concerned about this.
It's not that hard.
I don't see the problem.
The Chinese, the Russians.
Yeah.
But then just throw their names out there.
Okay, I'll give you a credit.
That was a reasonably good carry clip.
So I'm not going to...
Thank you.
You want to stick with cyber for a moment?
Yeah.
Well, we're on cyber.
We might as well stick with cyber.
I've picked up this report.
Just don't touch my cyber.
I would never touch your cyber.
Good to know.
We are two guys who respect each other's cyber.
And by the way, you don't know where my cyber's been, so you shouldn't touch that.
I have a hunch.
Okay.
New company that I've been tracking.
Can't find out enough about them yet.
So the big question is, how does Facebook or other social media sites do this?
I can tell you about Facebook for sure.
What we do know is that how Facebook's criminal detection program operates is this.
The software focuses on conversations between members who have loose relationships on the social network.
Here's an example.
You could have two users who they aren't friends or they only recently became friends.
They have no mutual friends, interact with each other very little.
They have a significant age difference.
And or are located far from each other.
Now, these are just a couple of things that are part of the tools that the operating system uses, and they pay particular attention to these things.
Now, the scanning program, it looks for certain phrases found in previously obtained chats of records from criminals.
So it also has these keywords that then go into this, and all of this adds up to identification.
But the relationship analysis and the phrase material, they have to add up Before a Facebook employee actually looks at the correspondence.
And only then does an employee make the final decision of whether or not to alert authorities.
So it's not like Facebook employees are spending hours looking through your conversations.
It's several steps before a human being is even alerted to look at anything.
So I went looking for this.
This was a pretty big story.
When did this come out?
I think it started in...
Let me see.
Where did this start?
It was a Reuters interview with one of the people who do this.
So you'll remember we have the Cyber Information Sharing Act.
We have multiple different little lines hidden in different bills that, although this bill hasn't passed yet, That obliges all internet providers, and that's not service providers, but providers of internet services,
such as Google and Facebook and Twitter, etc., that if they come across anything that could be seen as terrorism or any other violent crime, they have to share this with FireEye.
FireEye takes that.
They give it to the government.
Everybody's clear.
Everybody's clean.
And Facebook is using an outfit that does just this.
And they're very proud of it.
It's called the Metaverse Mod Squad.
And you can find them at metaversemodsquad.com.
And their client list is huge.
I tried to find out who's funding them.
I couldn't find any information on their funding.
It was started by a couple of lawyers, and they have tens of thousands of so-called mods.
That kind of implies they're moderators, but really they're trolling for trigger words and sentences.
Let's look at the relationships.
They're just looking at you all the time.
All the time.
Hmm.
And it reminds me...
It's a good catch.
Yeah, and it reminds me...
So I can't find much on them.
The management, the founders...
They're run by a public relations operation.
There's no doubt about it.
Yeah, I just could not find...
One of the big boys at the top, like, you know...
I know, but I couldn't find anything.
Omnicom.
Maybe, maybe.
The reason I say that is there was a nice piece that was floating around.
I tweeted it, and I actually saved the page.
Of course, it's not on this computer, so I can't read it directly.
But it was on Reddit, and it was a guy claiming to be...
A mole for some public relations company and part of a good group of 100 or more people that just hung out on different forums and websites.
I was paid to make comments on Reddit.
I think that was the title.
Yeah, I was paid to make comments on Reddit.
Yeah, I've seen this.
And it's been taken down, of course, which everyone predicted.
That's why you immediately take a snapshot of it.
And this is going on, I think, right now to an extreme.
And I think this mod, where are the mods?
Yeah.
I mean, this is a very, if you look at just the thing with the Vespas and the logo, and it's like, you know, some sort of like watercolor paint is the logo, and then the Metaverse Mod Squad.
This is very high-end.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
This is one of the big, this is what you pay the big bucks for.
Exactly.
And look at their client list.
Yeah, I saw it.
Very impressive.
Huge.
So these are the guys doing it, and they are doing it actively.
And what was, it reminds me a little bit, we got one of our producers forwarded a note from PayPal.
That said, oh, we have to, you know, your donation cannot go through, your payment cannot go through until we check with compliance for regulations.
And he had put it, and don't do this.
This is not a good idea.
His address was something like Gitmo, Gitmo Nation, Syria, Damascus, London.
Did you see this email?
No, I missed it.
He had a fake address that was Syria Damascus.
Like, yeah, if you're going to be donating money and you have Syria in your phony address, yeah, this is going to get stopped.
And it could get us in trouble, possibly.
Yeah, what are you trying to do?
Stop it.
Not a good idea.
But this is what's happening.
Change your email to WeLoveTheUSA.
Yeah, yeah.
Go USA. Go USA. Go USA. I have another cyber story.
Before you go on, I'm still looking at this page.
Customer support, community moderation.
This is an operation.
These are the guys.
It says right here, I want to read this, you found your secret weapon.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
They found their secret weapon.
Yeah, well, this is like a weaponized, weaponizing the web.
Yeah, yes.
Our digital engagement teams, teams of mods, chat with customers, yeah.
Moderate web content, manage communities, and buzz in the social media.
Manage buzz.
Manage buzz.
Oh, manage buzz.
I like that.
Manage buzz.
Our clients, NFL, NBC, Warner Brothers, Harry Potter, PBS Kids.
The Naked Knight, HarperCollins.
I'm just going through.
Second Life, Activision.
I think you stumbled on something that's major.
U.S. Army, Electronic Arts, Beats Music, Showtime.
Let's see what else they have that I noticed.
Those are some of the big names.
Um...
Now, we know that they work for Facebook, but they don't have that on their website, as far as I can tell.
Small potatoes.
Yeah.
They work for the government.
So I want to find out more about these guys, and mainly who's funding them.
Did you do a who-is yet?
I did a Whois.
Let me just make sure.
They have an anonymizer.
I think they do.
Metaverse.
Because that's kind of my go-to thing.
MetaverseModSquad.com.
Let me just double check.
See what they've got on there.
Whois.
Culture.
No, no, no.
They don't.
It's 1300 S Street in Sacramento.
And Amy, Amy Pritchard, so she is the founder.
She's registered.
Amy Pritchard?
Why does that name ring a bell?
She's a...
She's a lawyer.
Maybe she sued you?
Let me see.
1300 S... This is a cool trick.
S Street.
Okay.
San Francisco.
No.
Sacramento.
Sacramento.
Let's see what else is...
What we'd like to do is see what else is at that address.
We have Rojas and Associates CPAs.
We have Creative Loft.
Yeah, which I think we're probably working out of there.
Yeah.
That's one of those, you know, rent an office.
Probably.
Probably.
That's my guess.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, we'll just keep our eye on it.
And I'm sure we'll have some people around who heard of them or know about them.
Or maybe even a mod who works for them.
That would be kind of nice.
That's probably, yeah.
Very possible.
Very possible.
Okay.
They're probably too busy to listen to our show.
Sticking with Cyber...
Now, this is a very strange news story.
You may have heard about this.
This is the mother who decided that she was going to breastfeed not just her son, but her friend's son.
Yeah, a very funny story.
Did you hear the real kicker of it, though?
I don't think so.
The more the merrier.
A Pennsylvania mom said breastfeeding is so nice, she's doing it twice, with her own son and a friend's son simultaneously.
Jessica Ann Coletti of Contra Hopkins told the Daily News she has been nursing her son Lucien and her friend's child Matteo for the last 10 months.
Coletti offered to feed Matteo, now 18 months.
I've already seen the chat room.
People are freaking out.
How can this be a tech news story?
Hang in.
Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop.
I'm stopped.
Hold on.
This is not a tech news show.
Why should this be a tech story and why are you apologizing for it?
I said it was a cyber story.
But it's also a tech story.
I just want to make it clear we're not doing a tech show here.
Oh, but I set it up as a tech story.
Okay.
And that is usual in the first 20 seconds.
This is not tech news!
Oh, yes, it is!
For women who had recently given birth.
The women became inseparable, she said.
Interanti, 25, wasn't able to pump her own milk for Matteo at her job as a barber.
And Matteo had trouble digesting formula, Coletti said.
It just seemed like the natural thing to do, because I was already breastfeeding my son, Coletti added.
The boys are also being raised together.
Interonte moved in with Coletti and her husband, an IT consultant named Ben, last month.
Yes, of course I've heard that.
That was the title of most of the postings.
I love that.
Yeah, I know.
I love it as a guy named Ben.
Everyone made a big fuss about this story, and I thought it was kind of funny.
But has anyone ever heard of a wet nurse?
Yeah, this is not new.
Eh, this is not new.
But it does give me an opportunity to play another jingle.
I know it's a stretch, but I like it.
It is not.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I like the coordination with the no, no, no, no.
The dude named Ben and all that other stuff.
And we'll have another longer new entry of the dude named Ben at the end of the show as a kicker.
As a kicker.
Look forward to that.
The last one was fantastic.
So long we couldn't have played it during the show.
Yes, correct.
Alright.
Okay.
Let's see what else we got.
I got too much Trump stuff here.
Yeah, it's interesting that I also...
Let's talk about Black Lives Matter.
Oh, please.
Okay, good.
Well, actually, then again, it gets into Trump.
No, it's okay.
He's dominating headlines around the globe, and rightfully so.
This is fun.
It's fun.
It's hilarious.
It's fun to watch.
It's fun to watch.
It's fun to think about.
It's all bent out of shape.
It's all right, but let's do it.
What you got?
Well, let me put it off just a second, because I want to mention a little project of mine.
This is full sacrifice.
I'm putting it all out there for this.
I've decided I'm going to record and listen to it because I can record three shows at once.
I don't have the newer stuff that can record seven and eight shows, but I can do three.
So I've decided over the next few weeks, maybe the next few months, but at least the next few weeks, I'm going to listen to every, because they're only a half an hour each, every network news broadcast from ABC, CBS, and NBC to determine which of the, if somebody had to watch one of these networks, to determine which one is actually decent.
Oh, okay.
What is your sample size, i.e.
how many shows are you going to watch to do this?
Well, I've already watched three, but I figure I'm going to watch about 30.
Oh, man.
You are jumping on the grenade.
I am.
But there are notes of entertainment.
I'm already starting to see the trends.
I can already see.
I can predict who's going to win, if anyone's interested.
If you want to just watch one of these network news shows, I can tell you which one to watch right now.
Which one do you think?
CBS. Absolutely.
There's absolutely no comparison.
CBS has, they have a good range of news stories.
They're these stories.
They're well presented.
And they don't have a bunch of bull crap that, you know, either feel good.
They do have, sometimes they do a feel good story at the end.
But they don't have a lot of feel good stuff.
Or what's worse is the native advertising.
They slip in.
Oh, yeah.
And the number one offender is, what do you think?
Of native advertising?
Yeah.
Well, if you look at the clips, you'll figure it out.
ABC? Yeah.
Now, I have an example here.
Now, they finish off one of their blocks.
I think this is the D block.
They're finishing the block off, and they decide to drop native advertising in at the end.
And it's like, they don't put a native ad in.
They put two of them in.
Oh, gosh.
Wayne, let us know.
I'm sorry.
Wait, wait.
They're both bogus stories that neither of the other networks covered, which indicates to me they are obviously bought and paid for.
And one of them is ludicrous.
And let us know.
Now to Trader Joe's tonight, and a new study that finds that living near one has actually been linked to booming real estate prices.
Property values jumping 40% in some neighborhoods.
Trader Joe's believed to have a bit of a knack for picking neighborhoods that are about to take off.
And a big change for the Quarter Pounder tonight, a little bigger.
A four-ounce patty of beef, we're told, now 4.25 ounces.
I don't even know if I've noticed.
Quarter Pounder, a little bigger tonight.
When we come back here tonight...
Can you believe that?
Yeah, I can believe it.
I can totally believe it.
Trader Joe's is some sort of a real estate predictor.
Yeah.
Which is, by the way, who did this study?
And this is bull crap.
I've seen where Trader Joe's are.
They're all over the place, and none of them have, you know, in Beverly Hills cropped up around them.
And then the Quarter Pounders now.25, and this is news?
Yes, it's very important news.
Well, I mean, normally in these situations, I'd say, well, take out an ad, but apparently they did.
Hmm.
And that was it.
You heard it.
You know, ABC has been doing a lot of interesting things.
I finally figured out this whole...
And I don't know why, necessarily.
Maybe they believe it's going to be ratings bonanza, that this is the new tip that everybody wants to be on.
But they, of course, hooked right into the I Am Kate, Caitlyn Jenner...
Let's put it that way.
They really created much more than just the ESPY's award and the Diane Sawyer interview.
They simultaneously launched three other shows on their Disney ABC properties along with I Am Kate.
So they debuted Becoming Us, which is a so-called unscripted show.
What's that about?
Okay, let's see.
I have it here.
Becoming Us airing Monday is an unscripted look at life for Ben Lewald, an Evanston, Illinois teen whose father, Charlie, is becoming a woman named Carly.
Oh, they're all in.
Wait, let me give you the other two examples.
Okay.
And by the way, Becoming Us, I think, yes, it's being produced by Ryan Seacrest.
So he gets to do a big network show because the I Am Kate show is not produced by him.
They went to a much larger, much more established production house for that.
So they have I Am Kate, Becoming Us, and then I Am Jazz.
Another reality show on TLC, which is also owned by Disney ABC. South Florida teen who was assigned male at birth and wants to become female.
And...
Let's see, what was the other one?
Was there a third one?
I thought there was...
So we have I Am Kate...
Becoming Us and I Am Jazz.
Okay, so that's the three.
And a huge mistake has been made, maybe purposely.
Purposefully.
Thank you.
Because this I Am Kate show is a dog.
They are making every single mistake you can imagine.
Somehow they've turned Bruce Jenner into an advocate for transgendered.
And as far as I can tell from the one episode I watched, male to female.
But what they do is they put Kate Jenner with Bruce's voice, which is just annoying.
Because he's not even trying.
He's not even trying.
Yeah, that's my original thesis.
Come on, man.
Try a little bit harder.
I'm at a table with six other male-to-female transgendered, and they're talking about...
Well, just listen to it.
And as television producers, John, you and I know, this is not what the public wants to know.
They want to see Caitlyn tucking her junk behind, you know.
That's the stuff we want to see.
American television public is stupid.
You want to know about issues?
You would feel so much more feminine if you were with a guy.
Wait, what?
No.
Wait, what?
You would feel more feminine, like you say, if you're with a guy.
Now, when you don't see the video, can you hear how the voice is unchanged?
Not a snippet of effort going on.
Yeah.
That's really uncanny.
Who treats you that way?
I can appreciate the male form, okay?
I'd love to hear you say that.
I've never heard you say that before.
Yeah, you can look at, yeah, you can appreciate that.
It doesn't mean that I would go that.
I don't know unless I got there.
I don't know unless I got there.
Listen, memo.
It sounds very banal.
And no one wants to hear this.
And then let's just listen.
Then they keep going and they let some other transgender woman go off.
It's like, she's not famous.
We want Caitlyn.
And for me, if that was the case...
As far as a male-female relationship, I would want to have the right parts.
The parts you'd feel comfortable with.
What's that?
The parts you'd feel comfortable with.
Yes, and he feels comfortable with.
We both want parts we're comfortable with.
What does that even mean?
I don't count anything.
I don't know where it's all going.
Absolutely.
I do not think he's sincere.
I think that he was put up to this like we had suggested in a previous show.
And he's just faxing it in.
And that's why they couldn't let...
He has no opinion on this either.
He just has no opinion.
That's the problem.
This is why they couldn't give it to Seacrest because they needed somebody that maybe could snap the whip a little bit.
Again, I refer people to the show Unreal if you want to see what's going on in the background.
Yes, yes.
Very good.
Very good problem.
This is a disaster.
It's a ratings disaster, that's for sure.
This thing could even get cancelled.
I mean, lost half the audience on the second episode.
Yeah, well, we'll see.
Well, those other two shows are the backups, and they can do well.
And Seacrest is a modern-day Dick Clark.
He knows how to produce stuff that people like.
He was mentored by Dick Clark.
People that work with him tell me that he is just...
He's unbelievably on the go, 24-7.
Yeah, what did you tell me?
He has half-hour meetings?
He has half-hour meetings with two or three handlers, and when that meeting hits the click-click ding, he's out.
Gotta go.
Sorry.
I got a tranny on the other line.
So he's on to the next meeting or whatever phone call and then they got the timer on him and he's off to the next one and he just does that all day and he's just a dynamo.
Well, although our no agenda transgender producers are outraged, there's a lot more outrage as needed.
This is a freak show, a circus side show that is boring.
How is it possible?
I know.
These guys are able to do it.
They're able to make one of the most exciting stories in American pop culture boring.
Okay, let's do some real sparks then.
Are you familiar with...
Congressman Sherman, Democrat?
Yeah.
Where's he from?
I think it's Bruce, isn't it?
I'm not sure.
Let me see.
Rep Sherman, he is.
Yeah, Brad.
Brad.
From now on, Bruce.
Bruce Sherman.
Bradley James, Brad Sherman.
He is representative of California.
Yeah, I think he's Southern California.
Yeah, okay.
So this guy...
Oh yeah, this guy.
Well, so he was talking about the...
And I'm not sure what news channel it was on.
Yes, San Fernando Valley.
He represents the porn industry.
Well, he's a lawyer, so it makes total sense.
And he laid down something very interesting, which maybe it was Jake Tapper, who followed up On something he just kind of threw out there offhandedly.
And he actually explained the strategy for the vote in the Senate about the Iran deal.
And just to recap, this is a treaty which would last beyond the President's term.
And all treaties need to be done with the advice and two-thirds consent of the Senate.
Right.
And here is...
He actually laid out the strategy, which I thought was...
Not only brilliant, but also nice of him just to hand it out on the public airwaves.
The fact is, I came out against this deal many weeks ago, but I was holding out for a different legislative strategy to combat it.
Just last Friday, I decided to go along with the strategy that has been agreed to.
Which is what?
Yeah, you face a lot of pressure.
I guess it's Fox then.
Yes, Cavuto.
And he says, what is the strategy?
Thank you, Neil Cavuto.
What's the strategy?
Well, we could have had a resolution of approval, voted it down, and that would never go to the president's desk.
And we would show the entire world that Congress had rejected the deal by a large margin.
Instead, we're going with a resolution of disapproval.
That will go to the president's desk.
It will be vetoed.
And I hate to say it, but I think that veto will be sustained probably in both houses.
Well, I guess I don't understand the difference.
Oh, please, I get it.
Yeah, I get it too, but he's dragging it out.
That's good.
Rejection.
So, a little more palatable.
The quarter bill...
In my business, procedure is just as important as substance.
A resolution of approval would be a non-binding resolution.
It could be voted down by 60, even 70 percent of the vote, never go to the president's desk.
Now, he would still be free to issue waivers of certain U.S. sanctions for the remainder of his term.
Frankly, I think he's going to do that no matter what Congress.
Are you a lawyer, Congressman?
Are you a lawyer?
What?
Are you a lawyer?
I am indeed.
Touche.
That's brilliant.
Touche.
That's brilliant.
It is brilliant.
Why is that a touche?
Because it's a brilliant strategy.
No, why is it touche?
Touche you say to somebody when they've topped you.
Well, he's an idiot.
What do you want me to say?
I really like this.
So they're doing a notice of disapproval, which can then be vetoed, and then it won't look like we voted it down.
It'll just go on as planned.
And that's the strategy.
And he's buying into it.
This is interesting, yeah.
I've always been convinced from the get-go that this deal's going through.
It's not a horrible deal.
It's not a good deal.
We have to stop this nonsense with these sanctions on these different countries.
Which is an act of war.
It's an act of war.
The Cuban situation, I think, was...
I think it was unconscionable that we did that to the Cuban people for 50 years and we just cut them off because we don't like the two guys running the place.
And we took all their cigars.
But we didn't take enough of them.
And there's all these other guys that we support that are creeps.
I mean, it's beyond me.
But, I mean, there's somebody else pulling the strings, obviously.
Whatever shadow government decides that this is good or bad.
The Illuminati.
There's no such thing.
And the Bilderbergers.
Yeah, it's them, yeah.
And then, I might as well get them out of the way while I'm here.
Then Kerry, this clip was passed around a bit.
I got the full quote of him.
And it was kind of interesting.
Interesting.
He was discussing the Iran treaty, but he folded in the TPP and I believe also the TTIP and the TSA into his comment about what would happen if we don't approve this deal with Iran.
Yes, it's not going to happen overnight, but I'm telling you, I already, you know, there's huge antipathy out there to many.
You've seen Putin and you've seen China sort of working together in the wake of Ukraine.
I think he's discussing it.
He's talking about the BRICS. That's what he means, but he doesn't really say BRICS. By the way, this is a second Kerry clip in the show.
I know.
I already said that.
I'm sorry.
Reaching out.
You may have observed the BRICS summit.
Oh, he does say BRICS. I stand corrected.
That took place in Russia recently.
The non-aligned countries.
There's a big block out there, folks.
You know, it doesn't just sit around waiting to be told what to do by the United States.
And in today's new global marketplace, where there's an extraordinary amount of voracious competition going on, lots of people chafing under the current post-World War II Bretton Woods structure.
They feel it doesn't take them into account.
It's not fair.
It gives undue power, etc.
Yeah, it doesn't.
If you look at the three treaties that are on the books, TPP for the Asian pivot, TTIP for the European Union, and TSA, which is 52 other countries, guess who's not in any of those treaties?
Don't worry, I'll tell you.
Brazil, Russia, India, and China.
So it's a growing movement.
It's not about to take Blossom tomorrow, but I'm telling you, if we wind up sanctioning our own allies with whom we're trying to negotiate the Transatlantic Trade Investment Partnership, the TTIP, you can imagine what the response is going to be.
What happens when we walk into them and say, well, we've got to tighten down on Russia because of Ukraine.
They're still not moving with respect to the elections and the full implementation of Minsk.
I mean, the complications that will grow out of that are enormous.
And there will be an increase in this notion that there ought to be a different reserve currency because the United States is misbehaving and not, in fact, living by the agreements that it negotiates itself.
Meh.
Meh, but he's threatening.
No, I'm saying meh because I heard this before the clip.
And it's like, this is nonsense.
He's making stuff up.
We're not going to start sanctioning the UK. No, no, that's not what he's saying.
Well, that's what he's saying.
He's saying it in a backwards way.
We are currently sanctioning the EU. We've forced the EU into sanctions.
They're destroying tomatoes.
They're throwing stuff away.
Technically, they're really not, because they just put a turkey sticker on it and chip it off anyway.
But Russia's making a big stink about, oh, we don't want any vegetables, no produce from the EU. So, of course, it's sanctioning them.
The sanctions are actually on the EU more than Russia.
That's, yeah.
I think we've observed that when it first came out, and that's what they said was going to happen, and that's actually what happened, and there's all kinds of people throwing away apples because of it.
And I have a follow-up to this.
By the way, when we're watching an FRT, the Russians aren't totally, you know, the Russian farmers in particular are quite happy with this because they're making inroads in their own supermarkets with their own cheeses, their own milk, their own...
You know, vegetables, their own everything.
Do they have their own kale?
Not yet.
They should.
Did you see the kale quiz?
No.
Oh, jeez.
Is this something we need to take?
So the Russian farmers are actually benefiting from this, and it's getting them a leg up, because they're all going to go out of business.
This is reminding me of what's going on in France, but the Russians aren't quite as...
With the mills.
Yeah, about the milk.
And the Dutch and the German milk.
The Dutch with the tomatoes.
Yeah, it's a big problem.
I have a follow-up.
The follow-up for once, I got something from WikiLeaks that I thought was worthwhile playing.
I'm skeptical of WikiLeaks.
I'm skeptical of Assange.
And Assange needs a haircut.
He needs to cut his hair.
He needs to shave his beard.
It's no longer a good look.
I think they're working on sneaking him out.
Well, WikiLeaks has offered a $100,000 reward for anyone who can deliver the documents as it pertains to TTIP, the secret trade agreements.
And in this short clip, Assange explains what is going on with this trifecta.
The basic idea which comes across from reading U.S. strategy papers is the construction of a new grand enclosure.
And to put inside this grand enclosure, the United States...
51 other countries 1.6 billion people and two-thirds of global GDP to integrate Latin America away from Brazil and towards the United States to integrate Southeast Asia away from China and towards the United States and to integrate Western Europe pulling it away from Eurasia as a whole and towards the Atlantic Of the three big Ts,
Wikileaks has revealed four chapters of the TPP, which affects 12 countries in the Americas and Southeast Asia.
We also obtained and released the core text of TISA, which affects 52 countries, including the EU. But nearly all of TTIP is still secret.
When signed, TTIP will cover half of global GDP and will affect every European member state.
Yet EU parliamentarians have serious restrictions in accessing the proposed agreement.
The whole video is worth watching.
It's in the show notes, of course, at 747.noagendanotes.com.
I think you brought an interesting point up.
That would explain if what you say, and I believe this probably is the case, although I think it's a pretty bold idea to cut Russia, India, China, and Brazil out of anything.
These are huge operations.
And these three T's...
This is, it's almost like it goes back to the conspiracy theory of the trilateral commission.
You bring the three pieces together, but that's really what it is.
It's Eurasia, it's South America, it's Europe, and we're leaving the bricks out of it.
And really the reason why we can't see these documents is very simple, because American companies will have the right to sue governments over their legislation that screws up their business.
And I believe it's already happened with Egypt, it's happened with a couple other Middle Eastern countries.
And that's really what this is about and why it's all kept secret, and it'll be about I think also that it's possible that the strategies that are just kind of described there by Assange and you are probably outlined very accurately in the documents that it does not need distribution.
In other words, if you're strategizing to screw over, forget all this stuff.
I mean, I think the corporate thing probably has got a lot to do with the protests and the griping.
But if you're out to screw over the four of the largest countries in the world and just cut them out, including India, which we're supposed to be fairly friendly with, and the strategy is outlined in its entirety, yeah, you have to keep that a secret.
It's also about pharmaceuticals, and I'm all in on it.
I don't see why anyone has a problem.
Go America.
Screw y'all.
Go America.
The pharmaceutical problem.
I would say that the pharmaceutical thing in and of itself, because it's such an outrageous scam, being landed on the American public in their lap.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I bitch about this constantly, and of course you can't get anything from the big news networks about any of this, because if you watch, and again, like I said, I'm watching all these three broadcasts, They're all, I mean, at least 50 to 80% of the advertisements are for pharmaceutical drugs.
And a lot of them, we used to play these commercials, but a lot of these, they're coming along now, are just off the wall.
I mean, I don't know what, I've never heard of these drugs, I don't know who would use them.
Do they have any cool side effects, like anal leakage or anything like that?
They all cause anal leakage.
But it's just for everything.
For a sore elbow, for, you know...
You know what the one that kills me is the one for blind people?
Oh, I haven't seen this one.
Yeah, you have.
Hold on.
Medication.
It's advertised on television, not that blind people don't listen to television.
It's called...
It's for sleep disorder that occurs in blind people.
But I think it's being marketed to sighted people.
And we have a reasonable amount of vision-challenged, gooky-eyed listeners.
Let me see.
Tazimelteon?
There's a pharmaceutical name for it.
I have no idea.
I've never heard of this.
I see these all the time.
Maybe the chat room will know.
You see these commercials and then you say, I was suffering from...
It happens in blind people.
It's prime time.
I can't believe you missed this.
What is the name of this drug?
I do have a DVR that fast forwards.
Yeah, through the commercials?
Yeah.
I'll probably stop and listen to the commercials.
Here it is.
circadian rhythm sleep disorder.
Yeah.
Circadian rhythm.
Yes.
Circadian rhythm.
That's your normal day as a circadian.
Well, this is why I'm suspecting that this is a scam and that it's being marketed to sighted people.
If you can't go to sleep, read a book.
It's probably just a sleeping pill.
A really, really good one.
Who needs it?
Yeah, it's because you're...
Oh, this is more like shift disorder, I guess.
Circadian rhythm.
Again?
Yeah.
I worked shift work for two years.
We've had this type of medication before.
I can talk about it anytime you want.
Circadian rhythm disorder.
Well, be on the lookout for it.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say, in the morning to you, John, see where the C stands for circadian rhythm.
Well, in the morning to you, Adam Curry, also in the morning to all ships and sea boots on the ground, feeding the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there.
Yeah, I forgot to say Dvorak.
And in the morning to the chat room, noagendastream.com, everybody there checking in, listening up, doing all their business as usual.
We want to thank Nick the Rat for the fabulous artwork we discussed earlier.
He did that at the very last minute.
This was a prediction by, oh, I'm sorry, we don't know exactly.
We'll have to look it up.
We have to look up who predicted that we would see a coupling, a linking of Donald Trump to North Korea.
And not only were we spot on, but Nick nailed it.
Noagendaartgenerator.com is where you can see all the submissions.
Submit your own artwork, and we need as much as we can get.
It's a proven strategy for more support, more listeners, when we have great album art.
And we appreciate the work of all the artists.
And thank you, Nick.
One of our producers pointed out that somebody stole the idea.
I looked at the link and I really didn't see it.
I actually may have looked and I didn't see it.
I just thought I'd point it out.
But we do have a few people to thank for show 747, the Boeing 747 episode.
We haven't talked about the jet at all.
That jet first flew in 1977 and we haven't been able to top it.
Nice.
Well, actually, we topped it with that supersonic thing, and then they scrapped it.
Really, was it 77?
I can remember earlier than that, when maybe they were just talking about it.
I remember as a kid...
Maybe it was 67.
I think it was...
I remember as a kid around 1970...
Maybe it was 67.
Let's take a look.
Yeah, I think so.
You might be right.
Around 1970, I distinctly remember sitting in Miss Carlstead's class, third grade, and drawing a 747 jet, and I remember putting 747 on the tail.
And why I remember this, I don't know.
It must be the work I'm doing with my therapist.
Oh, my childhood memories are coming back.
1968.
Yeah, there you go.
It first flight was 1969, February 9th.
So this was the day of...
This is ridiculous!
Does anybody else see that it's ridiculous?
What?
That it's still one of the best planes you can fly and the thing is like 50 years old?
Yeah.
With technology that we use going to the moon.
Say no more.
Haven't been back to the moon either.
Well, we're still flying this jet.
It's a good product.
Outstanding product.
It's a great product.
They've done a great job of it.
You can hardly get on a 7-4.
I remember in the olden days when you could fly on People.
People Air, I think was the name of it.
People Express.
People Express.
You get a big 747 to fly from San Francisco to New York.
It was like 50 bucks.
I think I'm right.
Good times.
Good times.
You would go on the thing.
It was just cargo.
You had to sit on the floor.
And then they sold food, which was, oh, they have to buy food.
All the planes do this now.
And then the big airlines shut them down.
It's a conspiracy.
Okay.
Let's get back to our producers.
Alexander Burr.
Now, Alexander Burr, who would be an instantite if he's not a knight already, gave us $111.77.
And he's in Quebec, Laval.
And he left two emails and said, my PayPal email, his real email, and then ITM and email to follow.
There's no email to follow.
Now, he may have...
I sent him a note saying, hey, where's your email to follow?
And I haven't heard back.
Oh, that's disappointing.
Well, let me take a quick look, because I just sent him the thing, nothing.
Because it was 111177, so I'm very curious.
No, we know this.
But there's nothing from him here.
When he sends his note in, we'll read it next show or whenever, if he cares.
He seems to be like he makes surfboards or something.
Let me just take a quick look, see if I found anything from him.
Ah, found it.
Alexander, no, just because it just came in this morning, because I sent him a note.
Okay, here we go.
This is my birthday donation, 111177, like the numbers you might too.
Like, I like the numbers you might too.
Canadian exchange rate is rough right now.
Listening sense, so in other words, that number's a fluke.
Got it.
Listening since the early 400s, I bought over from Twit by John, raising three human resources, got dumped by her mom, by their mom, last year, doing better now.
Just sold some real estate and have been planning to donate when the sale finalized.
Job Karma, please, with a mashup of jingles of your choice, I'll be Sir Chewy Knight of the Snowboarders.
Thank you for your courage.
Okay.
What jingles do we want?
You make sure to write him down there so we don't have to black knight him.
Oh, hold on a second.
He's not on the list?
Yeah, he's on the list.
No, because how would he be?
I don't know.
I saw something on the list.
Let me see.
Sir Chewy Knight.
Oh, okay.
What is his title again?
Sir Chewy Knight of the Snowboarders.
So I guess he looks like a giant Chewy character in Star Wars.
Okay.
Or he looks like Chewy, C-H-U-I. Well, he's got it written down as C-H-E-W-Y. Okay, then he's like Star Wars Chewy.
Okay, got it.
All right, good.
Well, this is fantastic.
Thank you.
And at the last minute.
Thank you.
We look forward to the ceremony.
One word.
He wants a job's karma and two jingles of our choosing.
I will choose two.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
ISIS. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You've got karma.
Do you remember when Pelosi said that?
Years ago.
Yeah, it was years ago.
Under what circumstances?
Remember?
Okay, you don't.
No.
It was the cap-and-trade bill that was passed by the House that was like 10,000 pages when the Democrats were running the House, and that's when one of your buddies there in Texas, that Gomer, comes out and says, crap-and-trade.
Ah, yes.
Yeah, anyway.
Anyway, the whole thing was squashed by the Senate, so it never happened.
So they wrote this 10,000-page bill about cap-and-trade and how we're going to all have to...
Bear down and it's never went anywhere, even though they, I think they even had the Senate at the time.
Sir Adam Kowalowski or Kowalowski, Kowalowski in Würzburg, Deutschland 747.
Hello.
Mm-hmm.
All embrace me.
It's time to rule at last.
Long enough I've been waiting to sit upon my throne of Poland.
I take what's already mine, law.
My claim is undisputed.
No allegiances.
I swear no oath.
Crowned by God, not by church, as my power is divine.
Hail, Sir Adam, Baron of Poland.
So make a note that he's a baron now, I guess.
P.S. Fear is freedom would be a suitable jingle right now.
Can you also play that crazy Sergeant with the air conditioning is broken?
What is that?
Thanks and see you soon, Sir Adam.
What is that?
The Sergeant with the air conditioning is broken.
Man, I have no idea.
I really don't remember that.
Well, let us know which one you mean.
mean i got the other one for you you've got karma .
Thank you.
Trevor Baxter in Aurora, Indiana, came in with $333.33, and he will be the third of our executive producers for show 747.
Heil John and Adam, he writes, nice fabric.
Every show I have.
Nice fabric.
Nice fabric.
If anybody acts funny after we say that, give us a call.
Every show I have produced has been an outstanding product.
I love how he says that.
Every show I have produced has been an outstanding product.
Yes, take that ownership.
Take that ownership.
Nice.
Sorry, hopefully kids get up to speed on this show.
I can only trust this trend will continue.
You can try and get the slaves out of sleep with a round of multiculti in the mornings for all our brothers and sisters out there.
Would love some karma.
Keep it up.
Love you guys.
He wants multiculti?
Oh, yeah.
Multiculti in the mornings.
Oh, okay.
I have that.
Let me see.
I have another one somewhere.
Yes.
Here we go.
Okay.
Okay, with the karma at the end, we'll do that.
I'm more than normal times, they sang woo, but I'm a young.
In the morning.
We've got karma. .
Wow, that was good.
Thank you.
Trying to get the show back on track, John.
I don't want you to complain.
That was a winner.
Okay.
Okay, we're back on track.
Now it's dropped down to our associate executive producers with the O'Malley family coming in with $211.20 from St.
Paul, Minnesota nuts.
This is a 4X5280, so each member of my family can be part of the Mile High Club.
We have a lot of Mile High Club joiners, by the way.
The second part of the show is going to be a long read.
Please give a shout-out to my girls, Charlotte and Delilah.
They love hearing their names on the best podcast in the universe.
Can you also give some back-to-school karma for the girls?
And my wife, Jen, who will be starting grad school the same day the girls go back to school.
The karma is needed for good grades and to help fend off the slave brainwashing.
Would you also give a welcome to Jim Bryston, who I recently punched in the mouth and will hopefully become a permanent member of the NA family.
Hail, Jim!
Lastly, can I request the following jingles?
ISIS in America, shape-shifting Jew, and little girl Ye.
We, O'Malley's, want to thank you both for your courage and providing the valuable entertainment and analysis that you do.
Thank you, Don, Jen, Charlotte, and Delilah O'Malley.
St.
Paul, Minnesota nuts.
We will follow them to the gates of hell.
ISIS. I feel good!
Roll up, roll up with a magical shape-shifting juice.
Step right this way.
Roll up, roll up with a shape-shifting juice.
Roll up, roll up with a magical shape-shifting juice.
It's an illustration of magical shape-shifting juice.
Yay!
You've got karma.
Von Glitchka in Salem, Oregon, $210.
My friends still think you guys are nuts.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
I find that distressing.
Yeah.
Our analysis is the best.
Yeah.
How can we be nuts?
But I like you, so keep being nutty.
My friends can just keep sucking down the pablum being spoon-fed to them by the mainstream weasels.
Okay.
As for me and my house, we'll keep hitting people in the mouth.
Boom Shakalaka. Bingo. Boom. Boom. Shakalaka. Boom. Boom. Boom. Shakalaka. Boom. Boom. Shakalaka. Boom. Shakalaka. Sir Stephan or Stephen Dean in Oswego, Illinois, 20560, I've got a birthday.
Some donations for you.
Seeing how I'm not as knightly as I should be.
What can I say?
Times are tough.
5280 for Stephan's Mile High membership.
5280 for Heather's, since we probably should join the club together.
$100 for the birthday call.
$100.
I never thought about going to the Mile High club.
That's amazing.
Hey, wait a minute.
I got that a long time ago.
If you can be solo with the Mile High Club, then yeah, of course.
Hasn't everybody jerked off in the bathroom?
No, I haven't.
I think you're preoccupied.
$100 for a birthday call for me on 813-205-60 total through PayPal.
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Just pick one, and I'm happy.
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Unicorns!
Yay!
You've got karma.
Unicorns.
I want to remind everybody, unicorns.grumpyradio.com.
I'm keeping track of the unicorn phenomenon.
Russell Hickey in Nashville, Tennessee.
200 bucks.
Looked and looked and looked.
Used all his emails and his name, and they can't find out.
So I'm assuming he just gave us 200 bucks because he's a nice guy.
So you throw some karma his way, and maybe that will be a good thing.
You've got karma.
And that's the last one, right?
That'll be the last one.
This is for show 747.
We do have a member of the 747 Club in an instant night at the same time, so I want to thank all these folks.
We actually have two...
We have Sir Michael Muggler.
I wrote it down, the system works, but you'll recall he made a donation for the 747 Club.
He made it three shows early.
Yes!
I do not encourage this behavior because it's very hard for us to practice.
The likelihood of this happening is low.
And I will give Adam full kudos for this because I felt obliged to maintain this information.
But now looking around my desk, I see no evidence of it.
Yes, try not to do that.
Okay.
And we have a PR mention.
We got pictures in from the Vegas 2015 Black Hat DEFCON LLCIO meetup.
And you can find it at Vegas2015.noagendanotes.com.
We have Sir Ramsey Cain who took some pictures.
He said, yeah, they're not great, but I figured, why don't we just put together a nice little webpage and And we could do more of these if you have a meetup.
So Vegas2015.noagendanotes.com.
Take a look, John.
You'll probably like it.
We should probably set up something so everyone could, like, I don't know what, a wiki maybe?
Oh, okay.
Another thing.
I know you.
Wiki, I hate.
No, I don't hate wikis.
It's just, you know, another thing that'll be managed and, you know, you're right.
You know what happens.
What am I saying?
Just tell me to stop.
Stop.
Dvorak.org.
But we don't want you to stop in case you're out there doing the important work of propagating the formula.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
World Order.
Shirtway.
Shut up, slaves.
Be quiet.
Be quiet.
Here's a good clip.
Hillary is in the news almost as much as Trump, but for being a bonehead failure.
And I'll tell you this, the network news shows, all three of them went after her about the thing in very different ways.
In fact, we can listen to a few of them.
NBC, everyone, I'll just generalize.
All the networks are against Hillary.
There's no doubt about it.
And this is new.
Yes.
But this may be part of that...
Now, I'm going to throw way back when you did, like, the first Hot Pockets tour.
You had floated around the East Coast in Spookland.
Yes, in Virginia, Maryland, yes.
In that area, Spookland.
And you had run into a number of our producers who were somehow connected to the government at levels that are up there enough so that they maybe don't run things, but they are part of the system.
They are definitely part of the system and have shared interesting information with us.
And they told you back then, and I remember this because I've brought it up a couple of times on the show, that there's no way Hillary's going to get in.
Because of the Secret Service.
Secret Service and other people are just not going to let it happen.
If she gets close to winning, they're going to sink her.
There's no way she's going to make it, which is part of the reason my premise about Elizabeth Warren sneaking in at the last minute.
That's how it came about, partly.
And I maintain that.
I still maintain that Hillary's not going to get in.
But I base again on that, and then when I start seeing the three networks go after her, and they're all gone after her in different ways, the network that I think is really going after her, and I'm going to ask you to guess again, which one?
Which one is really going after her?
I think they're going after her to the point where they're photoshopping her face, even with that nice new hairdo, to make her look uglier than crap.
Let me see.
So ABC is all in with the Obamas.
That is possible.
I'm going to stick with ABC. No.
Oh, damn it.
Sorry, you should have stuck with your original thinking.
CBS. Oh, crap.
CBS, they do this report.
I think I have the CBS report on her.
For one thing, they do this report on her and her emails.
Clinton emails on CBS. Play it after I'm finished.
Okay.
They go after her, but throughout the report, every photo, I didn't even know there were this many of them, but they went from still shot to still shot to still shot.
There must have been 50 of them.
Every shot of her holding her phone, looking at it, and that's it.
She's never looking up.
She's not doing it.
She's just looking at her phone.
Now, is it the BlackBerry?
No, there's this blue phone that she has a lot.
Ah, okay.
That's the blue phone.
Yeah, that's the private one.
And they just show shot after shot after shot, and all she's doing is everyone else is around doing normal things, and she's glued to this phone.
And I've never seen half of these photos.
I've seen the one where she's looking down at her phone.
Everyone's seen it.
She's sitting there in some hearing or something.
She's looking at her phone.
And then they show a quote from her making an excuse.
And they zoom in a picture of her with the new hairdo.
So it's a recent shot.
And it is like over HDR. So it exaggerates the lines in her face.
I know how to do this.
They exaggerate the lines.
In fact, you can just push a button and this happens.
The lines are exaggerated.
And then they put an overlay, which I believe is part of the background of where they bring out the text.
And the overlay is like mud or something.
And it's right on her face.
So she looks really horrible.
So CBS, and I've said this, and I'm going to say again, and I've said it in the newsletters, you can tell people's perspective by the photos they use.
I've tweeted this.
Of course.
Look at Donald Trump, though, with his mouth crazy, with his hair crazy.
CNN is going after Trump.
You can tell by the photos they're using.
These are mid-shots.
Like, if you take a Nikon, one of these big cameras, and you have it on seven shots a second, and you push it up there, and they're all doing this.
That's why you hear all those shutters, and you hear...
Yeah, you always get...
Spray and pray.
You always get something kooky.
Yeah, in the middle.
One eye's closed.
Or, that's like me, if anyone asks me to take a selfie, I always get that kooky photo.
I'm uncannily good at that.
You take a...
You have the one-shot look.
Yeah.
Take any woman, put her right next to you, same thing.
You couldn't tell the difference.
Well, here's CBS. Thanks.
But with the FBI now reviewing the security of her email system, Clinton changed course, agreeing to turn over to the Justice Department the entire server and a thumb drive containing copies of the emails.
Clinton used the private system for all her email, but she has repeatedly denied she used it to send or receive classified information, which can only be transmitted across secure government networks.
I am confident that I never sent nor received any information that was classified at the time it was sent and received.
But the Inspector General for the Intelligence Community found in a limited review of 40 emails that at least four contained classified information when they were generated and should never have been transmitted via an unclassified personal system.
Yesterday, the State Department said the Inspector General determined that two of those four emails should be upgraded to the top secret level.
That's one of the highest levels of classification.
Now, the emails were not marked as classified, but not all classified information is stamped classified.
State Department employees are trained to recognize that kind of highly sensitive information and not discuss it outside of classified areas.
Jan Crawford reporting for us this evening.
Jan, thank you.
Thank you, Jan.
Was there something left on that clip?
Do I need to play?
No.
Every one of these networks did the same thing.
Before you move on, I want to thank you once again for subscribing me to the Hillary Clinton email list.
I know we've discussed this.
You subscribe me as Mimi.
Very funny.
So I just get these emails.
Mimi!
And this is the one that came in beginning of the week.
Mimi!
You might hear some news over the next few days about Hillary Clinton's emails.
Because you are an important part of this team, we wanted to take a few minutes to talk through the facts.
We need to help make sure they get out there.
There's a lot of misinformation, so bear with us.
The truth matters on this.
And then they go through a whole bunch of blah, blah, blah.
At the end, the bottom line, listen to this.
Look, comma, Mimi, comma...
That's a nice personalization.
Look, Mimi, this kind of nonsense comes with the territory of running for president.
We know it, Hillary knows it, and we expect it to continue from now until election day.
It's okay.
We'll be ready.
We have the facts, our principles, and you on our side, Mimi.
And it's vital that you read and absorb the real story so you know what to say next time you hear about this around the dinner table or the water cooler.
They're on the defensive.
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
And they should be.
So let's go to NBC. Now, NBC... Everybody, by the way, CBS... I cut the...
That's just kind of just the report.
There was a whole bunch of stuff before that.
But only CBS... Oh, so there could be much more.
Oh, I didn't know this.
Yes.
So CBS said that the inspector general from the intelligence group...
I found four, 10% out of 40 that were secret, and two of those were top secret.
Everybody else doesn't, nobody else mentions the 40, and nobody else mentions the four.
They all just say two.
Although, so I think CBS is the one really going after her.
The other ones are going after her, though, and none of the reports have been flattering, and they all do the same thing.
The formula is, let's talk about Hillary, let's talk about how she's in trouble, let's talk about Bernie Sanders is going to beat her in New Hampshire.
Here at home, Hillary Clinton's campaign is in damage control mode this evening as the FBI takes possession of her private email server, the source of so much controversy.
And we learned some of the emails in that server.
Did he say controversy?
I think he dropped his R. He might have.
The FBI takes possession of her private email server, the source of so much controversy.
Controversy.
Controversy.
Prince is calling.
He wants to remix his song.
We learned some of the emails in that server contain top secret messages.
NBC's Andrea Mitchell has the latest.
Hillary Clinton secluded today after agreeing to turn over her private email server, something she had vowed never to do.
The server contains personal communications from my husband and me.
That's what we want to see.
Hello, subpoena that shit immediately.
You better stop going out with that fucking bimbo.
She's mine.
I believe I have met all of my responsibilities, and the server will remain private.
I wanted to mention something.
When we looked into this, all of our emails, the MX record was directed towards a company in Colorado.
The emails were going through their system, which stops spam.
That's pretty much they're like a spam and virus detection company.
So I'm going to just presume that there is a full copy of everything.
They may not have used that as an SMTP server, but I'm thinking they probably did.
That's what has to be subpoenaed, is the stuff over there.
There's a dude named Ben somewhere who has this stuff archived.
I agree.
Her lawyer, David Kendall, also turning over two thumb drives containing copies of emails.
Why now?
The campaign says because the FBI is investigating the security of her private email system after an inspector general found two emails with top secret information and code words indicating it came from satellite intelligence, contrary to Clinton's denials.
I am confident that I never sent nor received any information that was classified at the time it was sent and received.
House Republicans say they've been told Clinton deleted more than 30,000 emails and her server was wiped clean.
So will the FBI find anything?
Taking affirmative steps to actually wipe a server clean denotes or can denote a desire or a willingness or an intention to conceal far beyond simply just deleting something.
In damage control mode, the campaign...
And I've got to point out that most of these systems...
And I think I recall from looking at the Colorado company, they use an email system, PostFix, and by default, it saves a backup of the SQL server, because all of these systems now have a SQL server, not all, but most of them have a SQL server on the back end that stores all email coming in in a database, and it makes automatic backups of these.
This information...
Why is anyone buying into the...
Oh, we just erased the server.
First of all, you don't erase a server.
It may be a disk, but did you erase all of them?
No.
No, I don't think so at all.
So this is bullshit.
...and emailed supporters today, reassuring them that she is not under investigation and that there is absolutely no criminal inquiry into Hillary's email or email server.
That's my Mimi email.
The FBI was asked about this by one of the reporters on one of the networks, and I don't have the specifics, but the FBI guy said, all investigations are criminal.
What are we investigating for if it's not a criminal investigation?
All of our investigations are criminal.
If we're investigating, we're investigating for reasons.
Criminal activity, yes.
What else are we doing here?
Well, this is Andrea Mitchell.
Andrea Mitchell is all in on Hillary.
Well, that's why I think she's protecting her a little bit with this report, but she's not doing a very good job of it.
But the FBI thing is nonsense.
If they say, the FBI, what, they're just fooling around?
What do you guys want to do tonight?
I don't know.
Let's investigate the emails.
Let's go look at that server.
I don't think I clipped it.
Somewhere else there was some MSNBC Yahoo, and she said, you know, Hillary's not under investigation.
Just her actions are.
Which is a little bit the same.
Oh, you missed a clip.
I know, I know.
That was a gem.
I'm an idiot.
All right, let her finish.
But it's turning into a political nightmare.
Well, it's drip, drip, drip.
I would have thought that our campaign advisors would have said, let's disclose everything.
Oh, this is Democratic rival Bernie Sanders is drawing huge crowds.
And in a new poll today, for the first time, leads Clinton by seven points in New Hampshire.
Mm-hmm.
Now, there's a funny thing about Bernie Sanders and the way the media is portraying him with his huge crowds.
They never mention that Trump has huge crowds.
Trump does.
Why would you do that?
What is the point?
It's like, oh, Bernie Sanders has got 27,000 people, and Hillary's only got five.
They're making a big deal about his huge crowds, but they make a big deal about nobody else's huge crowds.
They're pushing Sanders.
Do you think?
Yeah.
Which is going to be funny.
I don't want to belabor this, but we'll play one more.
This is the ABC version of the exact same story.
ABC Clinton server, take plus more.
There's a long clip.
You can cut it off when you feel like it.
Back here at home tonight, the race for 2016 and the firestorm growing for Hillary Clinton tonight.
Mrs.
Clinton now reversing course, turning over that home server after insisting she would not.
ABC's Jonathan Karl tonight.
It's the email server Hillary Clinton kept here at her home in Chappaqua, New York.
Not true.
For months she has flatly refused to turn it over.
I have met all of my responsibilities and the server will remain private.
But now a reversal.
Clinton has agreed to turn that server over to the Justice Department, which is investigating whether classified information in her emails has been properly secured.
ABC News has learned that at least two of Clinton's private emails included information now classified as top secret.
Mrs. Clinton once denied sending any classified information whatsoever.
But listen closely to what she says now.
That I am confident that I never sent nor received any information classified.
Now, that clip, by the way, that's the only commonality to all three reports, is her saying she doesn't think she did, and it was not.
At the time, it wasn't.
But they go on and on and do the same thing, and they have a longer piece about Sanders at the end of their report.
They go on and on about how this guy's kicking her ass.
Well, I'd like to kind of hook into this for a minute, if you don't mind, with another candidate.
I think I'm done.
Okay, well, eventually this will end up with Donald Trump.
We can't help that.
But he's such a phenomenal force.
It's just beautiful to deconstruct everything.
A Silicon Valley guy, professor who I know, who I met at the Queen's Palace when I was invited to go to the Buckingham Palace.
Oh, yes, you got to meet the Queen.
I got to meet the Queen, yes.
I was requested to go meet the Queen, and I did meet the Queen.
I looked her straight in the eye when I shook her hand and saw nothing.
Empty vessels.
I met Bobby Kennedy and saw the same thing.
Yeah, it's all elites.
Larry Lessing is the man behind...
Uh, the Creative Commons.
He's a professor.
And he has an idea.
Wait a minute.
Lessig was at the meeting of the Queen?
Yeah.
Oh, I never know.
You never mentioned his name.
Yeah, it was him.
And who's the other guy?
Tim Berners-Lee was there.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
All right, go on.
Uh, so Larry Lessig, uh, who, uh, you know, I've had a con, I've had contact with because I've promoted common, uh, uh, not common core.
Uh, what's the, uh, uh, copyright?
Uh, Yeah, I know.
Creative Commons.
Creative Commons copyright.
So nice guy, but he has an idea that he's going to be the referendum candidate.
And with this, he very obviously points at who should be winning.
We need a campaign that's more than yet another partisan squabble.
We need a campaign for a referendum.
A referendum that speaks our mandate clearly.
End this inequality and corruption.
Give us a government free from the money.
Give us a Congress free to lead.
So he wants a campaign reform and money reform and how it all flows through Congress.
He's pretty much using the Donald Trump message, only he's going about it in the typical way that will never even get out of the starting gate.
You know, I know about this.
I'm surprised it gets any play at all.
So here's the idea we're going to test.
A referendum president.
A candidate who runs for president making a single promise that if elected he would serve as long as it takes but only as long as it takes to pass fundamental reform to finally achieve citizen equality.
Once that reform is passed this president would step down and the elected vice president would become president to fill out his term.
The candidate is the referendum.
The campaign is for that referendum.
So I am asking you to help me crowdfund a campaign for a referendum president so we can give the next extraordinary president, whether Hillary or Bernie or Joe or someone else.
The someone else, they just show, they show, what's his face on the screen?
What's her face?
Warren, Elizabeth.
A Congress that can represent us and a Congress that is free to lead.
Okay.
No, that's not going to work.
Especially not with that music.
Who produced that for you, Lawrence?
Well, I ran into him at an event here in the city recently talking about his politics, and he says, you know, he's fighting corruption.
No, he's fighting global warming.
The whole thing is filled with global warming.
No, I know he's all in on all that stuff, but he was going on and on about corruption and to an extreme.
And I got out of him that his idea of corruption is this campaign finance stuff.
That's corruption.
Koch brothers.
When he doesn't even think about any of the kind of corruption that goes on with false reports, the bull crap that comes out of Congress, 10,000 page documents.
Investments on insider information, which are hidden from the public in the basement.
Yeah, all that sort of thing.
None of that.
Nah.
Everything is campaign finance.
And I do not understand why anybody with any intelligence at all, even though I've talked right to people's faces about this, how they cannot see the obviosity Nice word.
Very good.
Obviousity.
The obviousity of the fact that the media, which really controls the thought processes of the American public, are not buying into this because, as you reported that one time a couple of years ago when CBS, after the past elections, reported their quarterly earnings and credited the huge profits to all the campaign money that came into them.
You can read it in Adweek.
You can read the money.
Yeah, the money's there.
So the media that's getting the money that, you know, all these billions is going right straight to the media's money.
They're not going to promote that going away.
They're not going to promote it at all.
If it got too close to actually happening, they'd find some way to blast it.
There's no way this is going to happen.
They want more money in their pockets.
And who's to blame them?
Yeah.
But no, nobody sees that, and everybody that talks about campaign finance reform, especially politicians, are just giving lip service.
Lip service is just bullcrap to assuage the voters.
It's bullcrap.
They know it's bullcrap.
So I figured out Bernie Sanders' appeal.
It was not that hard to figure out, and this came to me when he was speaking in front of a large group of nurses, Now, nurses, this is actually a pretty tough profession, and to become any kind of nurse making any kind of money,
you have to have at least a bachelor's in a number of areas, and if you want to go on to be a, I forget what it's called, after a registered nurse, you have something else, you have a I can't remember the term.
You have to have a master's.
And the way it works is nurses work their crazy shifts, and then in off hours, whenever they can, either it's DeVry or it's University of Arizona or any of these universities that you can earn a degree over the internet, They have to do this in their spare time, and it costs a lot of money.
Of course, you can get this financed through student loans, and so this is why everyone is all jacked up on Bernie, is he's pretty much saying, I want to make college free and get rid of your loans, and it's insane that you should have to go through this at all.
You want to hear the clip?
Yeah.
We need to make it a national priority to work together to train more nurses, and that is exactly what I intend to do.
Woo!
By the way, Bernie is such an idiot because the entire Affordable Care Act, I should say, Obamacare, is predicated on removing doctors, getting rid of them.
It makes no sense to me that when we need nurses, we need doctors, we need dentists.
No, we don't.
We need more people involved in healthcare than when people leave school for the crime of wanting to be involved in healthcare, they have enormous debts.
That makes no sense.
That's a good message.
I think it makes, you know, he's right on.
That is one of his primary messages.
He's a populist.
Yes.
He's extreme populist.
We'll continue.
We'll continue.
And that is why I work to triple funding for the National Health Service Corps for those nurses and doctors who are going to work in underserved areas.
And that is why, as Roseanne mentioned, We have legislation in that I will fight to implement as president that will make every public college and university in America tuition free.
There you go.
That's why all the kids are jacked up on him.
Yeah, they are.
And, of course, the message that he has from my study of it is really not that much different than Elizabeth Warren's.
And so she comes into the race a little later.
He's a crank.
And he's going to be pushed aside by her.
And the Democrats just desperately want to elect a woman so the first woman president will be a Democrat.
Now that you see Carly Fiorina kind of over there in the corner, you know, maybe trying to make a move on this idea of being the first, because everything's got to be the first.
Like, they've got their first black guy before any Republican black guy could get up there.
And now they've got to get the first woman in there.
It's just the game.
So Elizabeth Warren, I mean, that's why they figured Hillary's going to be a shoe, and she's falling apart.
She stinks.
She's no good.
No, she's no good.
And so they're going to push Warren in at the last minute.
She needs an out, though.
What is her out going to be?
What is Clinton's out?
What is her...
I don't think we've seen it yet.
Can we come up with a couple of scenarios?
I think she's going to blow up.
You know what could happen here?
It could be the reverse of what we thought.
She could get out of it because Bill dies.
Oh, that's an interesting idea.
How about that?
It can go both ways.
She's so distraught, and then people would love her, and they'd be sad for her, and it would be great.
It would get all this attention away from her.
That's interesting.
But it could go either way.
Here's how I would play it.
So we know we have Bill's all rigged up.
He's good to go.
He's got a bomb in him.
We can hit the pacemaker.
It's not hard.
Yeah, and...
He knows.
And he knows it, yeah.
He's not an idiot.
And we know it's going to look good on his resume.
It'll be the final entry, but it's going to look good on his resume.
It'll leave his legacy.
And Hillary can play it two ways.
She might get the swing sympathy vote.
Sympathy vote.
Everyone's all, oh, well, let's not go too hard on this.
I'm going to do this for Bill.
Or she says, I'm so distraught, I can't function.
Yeah, I can bail out.
So either way, our prediction is still looking good.
Nobody in any other show in the world discusses this particular topic today.
Because that show would end the minute they did that.
Well, yeah, because that's why we need donations to continue this sort of thought process.
Just to remind people out there, it's not that we're, you know, there's certain things you're just not going to get anywhere else ever and under any circumstances.
Even the seed guy is not going to talk about that.
Now I'll lead you into Trump with him discussing Bernie Sanders as being not presidential material whatsoever.
I would never give up my microphone.
I thought that was disgusting.
He's talking about the Black Lives Matter girls who just took over?
Yeah, two...
Yeah, we played the bit on the show.
That showed such weakness.
The way he was taken away by two young women.
The microphone, they just took the whole place over.
And the audience, which liked him...
I mean, they were him.
They're saying, what's going on?
How can this happen?
That will never happen with me.
I don't know if I'll do the fighting myself or if other people will.
But that was a disgrace.
I felt badly for them.
But it showed that he's weak.
You know what?
He's getting the biggest crowds, and I'm getting the biggest crowds.
We're the two getting the crowds.
But believe me, that's not going to happen to Trump.
I love it when he does a third person on himself.
Yeah, he doesn't do it that often.
But it's effective.
It's effective.
This guy is so...
I'm so in love with him.
I have a man crush.
Yeah, you do.
Trump has this way of speaking that is all based on shaggy dog.
He does not go from point A to point B. He takes a lot of side roads.
In that case of the thing you just listened to, he did it a few times.
He'd just stop and then do asides.
I like the guy.
I like the guy.
He's a great guy.
But he's weak.
He's weak.
I feel sorry for him, but he's weak.
Then he goes right back to his main point.
He's weak.
That's so good.
I was listening to one of the analysts on probably MSNBC, or it could have been Democracy Now, but I think it was MSNBC. No, I was taking it back.
It was CNN. CNN has got a hard-on for Trump.
They're going after him big time.
And one of the guys comes on.
Actually, MSNBC, at least the scoops I have, shows they're pretty analytical, except for...
They're going through transition.
They're trying to become more of a real-time news network with analytics right then and there and move on to the next breaking story.
My favorite analysis, which I don't think I have a clip of, it might be in one of these, but the guy says, ah, Trump, all he does is keep, do you listen to him?
He just keeps saying the same thing over and over, just the same thing, the same thing, the same thing, the same thing.
How come he can't be more, if he was any good, and a good politician, he'd be more like Obama.
Obama stuck to his points.
Which means Obama just said the same thing.
We've heard it.
We listened to Obama when we were deconstructing him early on.
He had these four points that he always made about education, energy, and stuff.
Now, what is the difference between Trump, he's horrible because he keeps saying the same thing, and Obama, who was great because he keeps saying the same thing?
Has anybody noticed this?
Uh-huh.
Unbelievable.
So the one that really got him going was the...
He just casually said on one of the radio shows, I think it's in one of these clips, Oh yeah, Megan Kelly, she had blood coming out of her eyes.
She had blood coming out of her, whatever.
Casually.
Which the New York Times printed as fact.
They printed in the lead that he had made disparaging remarks about menstruation.
There is no evidence.
There is no proof.
No.
And Amy Goodman...
Now, I would like to point out a couple...
I have a bunch of...
I don't have a bunch.
I got about three Amy Goodman clips.
Now, just as an example, I thought that one of the things, when I'm comparing the three media, network media newscasts, The stuff they leave out constantly, and it's interesting stuff.
And for example, I want to play this clip.
This is the blogger in Germany, charges dropped.
In Germany, federal prosecutors have dropped the treason investigation against two bloggers who reported on plans to expand online surveillance.
The journalist wrote for the independent news outlet NetzPolitik.org.
The move to drop the charges followed intense protests over what would have been the first time journalists faced treason charges in Germany over 50 years.
I thought that was an interesting story that networks could have covered.
They didn't cover it at all.
She covered it, which I think is commendable.
But she devoted 25 seconds.
That clip was 25 seconds.
In the similar vein, and I think more to the point of what Democracy Now Newscast is supposed to be about, is this clip, which is the dead activist clip, which is going to be 27 seconds.
In Mexico, an activist who has led the search for the missing 43 students in the southern state of Guerrero was found shot dead inside a taxi on Saturday.
The activist Miguel Angel Jimenez had uncovered mass graves near the city of Iguala, where the 43 students disappeared after an attack by local police in 2014.
In news from Africa...
Okay, she goes on to another story.
Now, again, this is actually a good story that should have gotten some international or national play, got nothing on the networks.
She devotes 27 seconds to it.
Now, let's go back to Trump...
She does two sections about him, both of them over a minute.
She goes on and on.
She's obviously all in as a neoliberal that she really is on trashing the guy.
Let's play Amy on Trump.
This is the 120.
This is like three, four times longer than the clips that were actually important.
Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump has sparked outrage with his comments, implying that Fox News debate moderator Megyn Kelly was asking him tough questions during the first presidential debate because she was having her period.
No, it's not true!
It's not true!
It's a lie!
...in the comments speaking on CNN Friday.
She gets out and she starts asking me all sorts of ridiculous questions.
And, you know, you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes.
Blood coming out of her wherever.
Following the comments, Donald Trump was disinvited from a conservative event in Atlanta, where he was slated to be the keynote speaker.
The organizer of the Red State Gathering event, Eric Erickson, explained his decision.
So after all of this was over, Mr.
Trump went on Twitter and said that I was a weak and pathetic leader.
Which is okay.
I actually think it's really weak and pathetic to take a tough question from a journalist and assume she's having her period, and that's why she asked you a tough question.
Among the many to criticize Trump for the comments is Republican candidate Carly Fiorina.
Trump fired back at Fiorina, writing on Twitter that she gives him, quote, a massive...
Did you hear it?
What, writing on Twitter?
No, that's not what she said.
I have the clip.
Among the many to criticize Trump for the comments is Republican candidate Carly Fiorina.
Trump fired back at Fiorina, writing on Twitter that she gives him, quote, a massive headache.
Twitter.
It's Twitter.
She's drunk.
Amy's drunk again.
Twinner.
Really?
So she devotes all this time to this story, which is just bullcrap.
It's a bullcrap story.
Who cares?
And then that's one day.
The next day she does another one.
She hits 1.33 a minute and a half, which is a long clip for a news item.
This is not at the second half of the show that she does where they have these that put somebody on, leave them on there for 35 minutes, which is just boring.
But this is, again, part of the news rundown again devoting instead of the poor bastard shot in a taxi cab.
That's a really important story that would make sense to the to the kind of left leaning Democracy Now listeners.
She runs runs on Trump again.
News from the campaign trail.
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has spoken out against Republican candidate Donald Trump's comments that Fox News debate moderator Megan Kelly was asking him tough questions because she was menstruating.
What Donald Trump said.
The question I'd like to know is, was she actually on her period?
This has not been answered.
I think we deserve to know.
About Megyn Kelly is outrageous.
Outrageous.
What the rest of the Republicans are saying about all women is also outrageous.
They brag about slashing women's health care funding.
Yeah, nice, nice, very nice.
Slashing, nice verbiage.
They say they would force...
Slashing with a pause.
Yeah, slashing.
So you hear slasher.
Oh, slashers.
Oh, they're cutting women.
Women who've been raped to carry their rapist child, and we don't hear any of them supporting raising the minimum wage, paid leave for new parents, access to quality child care, equal pay for women, or anything else that will help to, you know, give women a chance to get ahead.
You know, there was a woman who ran the London Marathon without a tampon in while she was menstruating to prove a point, to take away the stigma of menstruation.
Yes, I read that story.
Did you see the picture?
No, I was not going to look at the picture.
Hillary Clinton has also proposed a $350 billion plan to move students to attend public universities without taking out tuition loans.
The plan echoes calls made by her challenger, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders.
There you go.
Meanwhile, Sanders has received his first national labor endorsement from National Nurses United as he continues to turn out record crowds.
2,800 people attended his event in Portland, Oregon Sunday.
Meanwhile, fellow Democratic candidate and former Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley is criticizing the Democratic National Committee for limiting the number of presidential debates to six.
Well, that's another thing that needs to be discussed.
Once again, we go through it every four years, that you don't get on television unless you're a frontrunner with the Republicans or the Demetroats.
You just don't get on television.
You don't get on television, you're marginalized, you make a little chance.
And that's the American system, which no one seems to discuss or want to discuss for fear of not being put on television, obviously.
Although it's something Trump could do.
He could do it.
I mean, Ross Perot put himself on.
Yeah.
That's right.
He bought time.
I remember that.
He bought a whole block of time.
Yeah.
And then they put him in the debate after he kept going on by himself and going on with his little cards.
He brings cards out.
He has cards.
Yes, yes, yes.
And they were actually quite good.
Let's play a couple more things.
Let's talk about Hillary a little bit.
Must we?
No, so we won't.
Let's talk about Trump.
Now this is a little side bit.
Now this I got off, I got two things, two more clips I want to play.
And they're both from MSNBC. They had Chris Matthews was off.
And they had this other guy who's really pretty good.
And I think Matthews, I think he's probably at the Bohemian Grove because he's a member of that club that shows up there.
And so he takes the time off.
He never mentions this, of course, because why should he?
So here is the Megyn Kelly dust-up and an analysis from this guy.
Let's see if I have it.
I have the right clip here.
We'll play the Megyn versus Trump.
No, wait, don't do that.
Okay, just play the Meghan versus Trump.
This is very interesting analysis that I thought was outstanding.
Trump, though, continues to dominate the airwaves.
Last night, Fox's Megyn Kelly responded to Trump's attacks on her.
Let's watch what she said.
Mr.
Trump did interviews over the weekend that attacked me personally.
I've decided not to respond.
Trump, who is the frontrunner, will not apologize.
And I certainly will not apologize for doing good journalism.
Stop!
Good journalism?
Question and answer?
The question is, hey, bleh.
Yeah, how is that?
I say, the number of people I saw on Twitter bitching about this, that these threesome that were up there without the F next to them, what journalism is this?
There's no journalism.
This is just Q&A, and there's supposed to be a debate.
What do you got to do with it?
So I'll continue doing my job.
Without fear or favor.
Mr.
Trump, I expect, will continue with what has been a successful campaign thus far.
She was told, apparently, to knock it off and just shut up.
Trump and Fox CEO Roger Ailes spoke yesterday.
Both say they have cleared the air, but New York Magazine is reporting that Trump had the upper hand.
According to two high-level Fox sources, Ailes' diplomacy was the result of increasing concern inside Fox News that Trump could damage the network.
Immediately following Thursday's debate, Fox was deluged with pro-Trump emails.
Trump apparently threatened a boycott.
In a phone conversation, Trump told Sean Hannity that, quote, he was never doing Fox again.
Robert Costa, Donald Trump versus Fox News.
I was watching Fox News when that debate ended last Thursday, and Donald Trump was getting absolutely destroyed on Fox News' airwaves.
Now, since then, he made those comments about Megyn Kelly and blood.
They apparently were barely reported on Fox News.
He's patched things up with Roger Ailes.
He's been back on the network.
Megyn Kelly offered some comments there, but she didn't exactly go after Donald Trump.
It looks to me like Donald Trump has done something I never thought a Republican politician could do.
He won a stare down with Fox News.
I want to play a clip in the middle here, John.
This is one of my assertions, which we've discussed for years now, is that Fox News is run by Democratic operatives giving you some semblance of a choice or just mind-controlling the other half into doing whatever is necessary.
But it is really just one big party.
You can't even call them Democrats or Republicans.
Here, this is the op-ed editor for the Washington Post.
Giron?
Is that his name?
No, it doesn't really matter.
Listen to how he viewed the debate.
So how does this new war on women narrative, and that's what it's going to be called, play into Hillary Clinton's hands?
Well, I mean...
She, I should say.
It starts off with this new so-called war on women.
Okay, a war on men.
This is new?
No, it's not.
No, she said war on women.
I'm sorry, war on men.
We call it the war on men.
But yes, war on women is what the Democrats feel the Republicans are waging.
So how does this new war on women narrative, and that's what it's going to be called, play into Hillary Clinton's hands?
Well, I mean, certainly the Republican debate played into her hands in terms of being able to say that Democrats are more on the side of women than Republicans are.
That is the argument that they started making heavily during the debate and have continued since.
She kept saying in different ways, look at what the rest of them were saying.
It is as troubling and as offensive as what Donald Trump said.
So, this is exactly what it is.
This was all set up to play into Hillary's hands, or at least someone else, not Donald Trump, to make him and everyone else look stupid.
Well, it's not working.
No, it's not working at all.
I have a couple clips, if you want to.
No, you've got a couple more to finish.
Okay.
You have more Trump clips?
Yep.
Now I have the one clip that was interesting because we heard as the teaser earlier in the show the character, what's his name, the lesbian guy.
Uh, Caitlyn Jenner.
Lesbian?
No, no.
The guy whose name you can, Chris Hayes.
Oh, yeah, Chris Hayes the lesbian, yes.
Chris Hayes going, he's so baffled.
Meanwhile, on this show, on the Chris Matthews show with the substitute host, who has this two people on as guests, Robert Costa, who's a writer for the Washington Post, and I would say he seems to have a clue.
He should be the guy with the show.
And then they also had Michael Steele, Who was the ex-RNC chairman, somehow is working for...
He's kind of cynical.
They actually explain a lot, again, like the other thing about the showdown between Fox and Trump.
They explain what Trump is up to, why he's appealing and all the rest of it.
But it starts with Robert Costa...
Making it simple.
And then Steele brings in, because he was the head of the RNC before, so he knows the workings of the mechanism.
He was the head of the Republican Party, yeah.
Right.
He tells us something that is, oh, very interesting.
This, I think, is my favorite clip that I've got.
This is Michael Steele, Robert Costa, explain third-party ideas.
I know what it is.
Yeah, I know what fair is.
Well, Robert, do we know what he thinks fair is?
I mean, he didn't think the Fox News debate was fair.
He didn't think the questions that were asked of him were fair.
Do you know what this definition is going to be in terms of, you know, did he think he got a fair shake?
There's a lot of political intrigue behind that statement by Trump.
Remember, the Washington Post report a few weeks ago, Reince Priebus calls Trump, asks him to tone it down.
Who is listening to that press conference more than anyone?
Chairman Priebus.
Because Trump mentions Priebus by name.
He says, I want to be treated fairly.
My campaign's in touch with the RNC. I want this to work and the party to be there.
He was sending a memo in that press conference to the party establishment.
I won't mess with you.
Treat me okay.
And that means when it comes time, share your contacts, share your infrastructure.
Yeah, Michael, go ahead.
Yeah, I was going to say, keep in mind, folks, there is a history here, not necessarily with Trump, but with the way the party has treated candidates who they did not like or who were outside of the establishment.
Remember what happened to Ron Paul at the 2012 convention.
Not afforded an opportunity to address all those delegates that he brought.
Not afforded the opportunity to really have a part or role in the endgame.
And so Donald Trump has taken note of that and has recognized that the party can be pretty harsh to guys like him.
And so he's got that trump card, if you will, in his back pocket, and he intends to use it when it comes to that opportunity.
Hmm.
That's what the third party thing is all about.
It's like, I'm going to do it, and I'll screw you guys over if you treat me like you treated Ron Paul.
And I do not understand the Republican Party.
What is wrong with them?
They have a guy who could win.
What are they thinking?
Well, they're a bunch of douchebags.
No, the answer is, of course, they're no different from the other elites, from the Democratic elites.
They're all the same.
Just a slightly different opinion of things.
So, you know...
Donald Trump is, you know, I'm reminded of Pim Fortan in the Netherlands, who ran very populist against Islam and immigration and multicultural society and political correctness.
And he won the election posthumously after he was assassinated a week before the elections.
Yeah, Trump should be careful.
Trump should be very, very careful.
Now, I want to mention one more thing and then you can go, which is at the previous clip where they said that he did a stare down with Fox and Fox is going to be nice to him now so he can come on the shows.
Since then, the main shows, I haven't noticed anything about Trump, but the secondary shows and specifically Cavuto, totally after Trump, like either he didn't get the memo or the memo is bullcrap.
Well, the whole thing is nutty because I'm seeing news shows who would expect to really be attacking Trump kind of playing into his cards.
The Cuomo kid, he's on CNN. You said CNN is going after Trump.
I might have to disagree.
I'm seeing a change in attitude.
I thought that Cuomo thing was against Trump.
I watched it.
About him whining?
Yeah.
And then Trump just went with it.
Yeah, but they know each other.
They start talking about their mothers.
Well, there's something fishy about that.
I'm going to back up a little bit and take a bigger view.
I think CNN is going after him.
I don't have a lot of evidence of it, but I've seen it.
I've been watching it.
It's just the one thing after another.
Well, it's weak at best.
It's weak.
Yes.
You're failing me, CNN. You're failing me.
Rich Lowry says that you are the most fabulous whiner in the world, and that you have shown that if you were to sit across from a Putin or from Mexico or from the Middle East...
I hate it when I have a Putin across the table from me.
...leaders, that as soon as they said something you don't like, you'd become a whiner, you'd become snipey with them, and that you wouldn't get anything done.
What do you say to that?
Well, I think he's probably right.
I am the most fabulous whiner.
I do whine because I want to win.
And I'm not happy.
Are whiners winners?
And I am a whiner.
And I'm a whiner, and I keep whining and whining until I win.
And I'm going to win for the country, and I'm going to make our country great again.
Our country right now is a debtor nation.
We have airports that are third-world airports.
We have roadways that are falling apart.
We have bridges that are coming down and that are unsafe.
Sixty percent of the bridges in this country need work, and they're run safe.
But how do you pass that infrastructure bill?
How do you work with government?
You can't just come back at everybody when they insult you.
I've been better at working with government.
Hey, Chris, I'm worth more than $10 billion.
I've been working with government all my life.
But you've also been very rough on people over the years.
It's worked for you, but in politics, it's a little different.
Sometimes you have to be rough, though, Chris.
I know, but you can't always be rough.
I know you, and I know your brother.
My brother's a rough cookie, okay?
He's a good guy, but he's a rough cookie.
There's a price for being rough.
And he gets things done, and you get things done.
You're a rough guy.
You've been rough.
You've threatened to...
This sounds very gay to me.
I don't know.
This whole rough guy thing is a little creepy.
He's totally gay.
Sue me and my parents for giving birth to me.
No, I would never do that.
I love that.
He threatened to sue his parents for giving birth to the Cuomo kid.
Hey, you know what?
That's a lawsuit I'd support.
Get rid of that douchebag.
Alright, now, here's Don Lemon, and I still have not figured out these two girls, the Stump for Trump women.
That we played on the last show, the two black women who love Trump.
And I'm more convinced now that they've been put in...
There's someone behind them.
You think they've been put in play?
Yeah, they have a new website.
First they had a Facebook page, which is viewersviewtheview.net or something.
Now it's webesisters.com, which of course has a private GoDaddy registration because, hey, you know, someone is behind it that we haven't figured out yet.
So Don Lemon has the sisters on, and it's just, I mean, I'm not sure if this can hurt him any.
I think it's kind of fun to listen to them.
I haven't seen anyone who's as passionate about Donald Trump, except maybe himself, than you ladies.
Donald Trump spoke just a few hours ago, and he's talking about race relations in this country.
What do you say to that?
Well, listen, he's absolutely right.
Yes, he is.
Listen, with African Americans, with the unemployment rate being high, particularly among African American men, we need jobs.
We need jobs.
Listen, we need jobs.
We don't want people to just be surviving in this country.
That's right.
We want them to start thriving in this country.
This is great.
We don't need a handout, but we need a call and response.
We don't need a handout, we need a handout.
I love the call and response.
They just stick with it.
They have it nailed, my friend.
It's nailed they got it.
We don't need a handout, but we need a hand up.
And I always say this, Dawg.
Listen, he can give you a fish you're going to eat for a day, but if a man show you how to fish, he can eat for a lifetime.
And that's what I see in our future president, Donald Trump.
And listen, first, stop it for the Trump, because I'm sure going to stop him.
Don, I see you.
You act like you want to stop him.
Go ahead and stop, Dawg.
Listen, the Trump campaign thinks your videos are terrific, and I understand that they have reached out to you.
Well, yes.
Well, a lot of our viewers have also.
Now, that's the tell right there.
These women, if the Trump campaign had really reached out to them, and they were real, they would have been, oh, yeah, and we love Donna.
It's fantastic.
We talked to, you know, Bubba over there, and he's great, and he's all, he understands.
No, they talk right over it and go straight to talking about their viewers.
This is the tell.
Videos are terrific, and I understand that they have reached out to you.
Well, yes.
Well, a lot of our viewers have also reached out to us, too.
Yes.
You know, we resonate with the American people.
Yes.
We say some things that the American people want to say to us.
That's right.
That's right.
I'm excited, Don.
Listen.
I'm excited.
I want everybody to get on this bandwagon.
Yes.
Stop looking at all these other candidates.
We've got a leader right here.
Yes, we do.
Vote for Donald Trump, huh?
Yes.
I believe that he is going to make America great again.
There's your Secretary of State and Secretary of Defense right there, if Trump is president.
I And they're reading this.
They're reading the WeBeSisters.com.
You can see it.
Earlier in this clip, which I didn't pull out, the answer lady, she messes it up.
She said, go to We...
Oh, I'm sorry.
And then while she's saying WeBeSisters.com, the other one is mouthing the words as she reads along.
It's been written down for them.
Go to the webpage.
You'll see what we're all about.
And we just want to unite.
We need to unite this country, darling.
Listen, dad, we need to unite us, baby.
You know we divide and we need to unite.
We want to unite America.
Yes, sweetie.
We be sisters, guys.
And you be crazy, both of you, in a good way.
You be crazy!
Yeah, you be crazy!
I don't know, but I will tell you this.
That certainly immigrants who come to this country are going to love Donald Trump if he stays on his message.
Because this is still viewed from the outside.
And we've become very jaded and very politically correct and very messed up in America.
But the American dream still exists outside the United States.
People still think, hey, you go there and you work hard.
You can make something out of yourself.
You too can be like Donald Trump.
You can be the billionaire.
It's inspirational.
This is the message people want to hear.
It resonates.
It resonates with people, particularly with immigrants.
And I'm not sure how these women fit in.
I'm convinced that some...
Yeah, these two women are...
Enigmatic because of this.
I mean, it's a great sketch.
I mean, one of them screaming like a maniac.
It's very much like a preacher.
Just like a black preacher.
They could be on Saturday Night Live.
This is how good this is.
And the other girls yelling and screaming in the background, just encouraging her to continue.
And there's a call and response, classic black church methodology for messaging.
And I think they're just fantastic.
But why are they doing it?
This is very suspicious.
I'm trying to get the one last...
Explanation of Success clip.
Now this, I have a title of CNN, but this is actually, again, the guys, Steele and Costa, the guys that were on the Chris Matthews Hardball show with the substitute host.
And this was the clip that if I was going to do, I'd do the Chris Hayes clip, which we played at the beginning of the show.
I don't know why.
Why is anybody...
I don't know why anybody's liking this guy.
This is the explanation that I think is the best I've heard.
Steve, I've spoken to Trump about this, and I said, why did you raise your hand in that debate?
He says, honesty is everything.
He really believes if he starts to act like someone who's calculating, he will drop.
And so he's just himself.
That's his strategy.
That's why he doesn't surround himself with his advisors.
He is the campaign.
He is the message.
It's smart, I have to say.
I mean, it's also this idea that he doesn't apologize and he doesn't back down.
I mean, there's this pattern.
It's like Pavlovian.
We're so conditioned in politics.
Politicians say something edgy.
All hell rains down upon them.
They take it back.
They apologize.
And I think there's just something about the spectacle of watching a candidate who refuses to apologize for anything, even things that he probably should be apologizing for.
I think there are people that resonates with, again, because they hate the system so much.
They're so sick of it.
Anyway...
You know, just evaluating this whole Trump campaign, it can only be two things.
One, and I think he really means it.
He has nothing to lose.
What else could he do in his life but go all in for this?
I cannot buy that he's some kind of operative, you know, all these conspiracy theories.
I'm not believing that at all.
The guy is truly all in.
He really, really means it.
And I actually have two clips where he...
Before I play the clips, I want to mention one thing I've mentioned on the show a lot of times.
I'm going to say it again.
Years ago, when Walter Mondale ran for president and lost, lost badly, I saw him on the Carson show, again, without all his consultants, like Trump has no consultants.
He was just by himself, just talking like a normal person, and he was funny, he was insightful, he had personality, which was astonishing to me.
I would have voted for that guy, but I never saw that guy until after the election.
Trump is showing us somebody that you are, you know, as a guy, at least he's honest.
Well, finally, he was asked in two different circumstances about his plans.
And this, I think, is the genius of what he's doing.
I mean, the answer, they're identical in his answer, so this is his rehearsed answer.
I think the first one is, this may be CNN, let me see.
No, this one here.
A friend of mine told me, also a very successful guy, you know, they want me to come up with a 10-point plan, a 14-point plan, a 20-point plan.
It doesn't necessarily work that way.
When I bought Doral, everybody wanted it.
Everybody.
I didn't come up, I didn't sit down and say, let's do a 14-point plan.
I went in and I got it.
And I took it away from so many people.
The old post office on Pennsylvania Avenue, which is under construction right now, Everybody wanted it, believe it or not, from the government.
The government, the whole thing, I mean, it's a government deal.
And I got it from the government and the General Services Administration.
And I'll tell you what, totally professional people, those people.
But here's the point, Chris.
I didn't sit down and draw a plan that tomorrow I'll go and have a meeting.
The next day I'll go and make an offer.
I went in and I got it.
I went in and got Turnberry in Scotland.
That's one of the great resorts of the world.
Everybody wanted it.
I didn't wait around to do a 14-point plan.
I went in and got it.
So a lot of this stuff, you don't want to hear about the plans.
You've got to get in and you've got to get it done.
This is the pendulum swinging the other way.
We had the whole Obama, millions of plans, steering committees, working groups, all of this stuff.
Stars.
Yeah, and people look around and go, oh, that didn't work out very well.
And I'm really believing his intent is pure.
He's saying, fuck that.
That's not how I do business.
You're American president.
America.
I'm going to go in.
I'm going to get what we want.
This is the most populous you can get, particularly with this country.
It is brilliant.
No plan.
My plan is no plan.
You know me, I'm worth $10 billion.
How did I get that?
No plan.
And he was asked this on stage, and I cut this short, and I'll cut them both short.
The exact same words.
So this is his plan.
This is scripted too, by the way.
He gives it away.
Listen to this.
This is someone saying, hey, what about this?
What about all these things?
Where's your plan?
And then Trump gives away that this was a scripted question.
You said, right now, you're going to be great on women.
You're going to be great on China.
You're going to be great on ISIS. You're going to be great on China.
Hopefully everything.
We haven't heard a lot of specifics.
I talked to people outside the venue today, and they say, where's the meat on the boat?
When are you going to tell us what you'll replace Obamacare with?
How you will fix China?
How you will bring jobs?
Okay.
Well, first of all, and...
ISIS? You didn't bring up ISIS? Well, he did say ISIS, but Trump thought he forgot it, so he's saying, hey, ISIS, hey, come on.
This is what we rehearsed, man.
You were going to say ISIS. Don't you remember ISIS? Okay.
Well, first of all, and ISIS, you didn't bring up ISIS. What happened?
What happened?
Didn't you read the script?
Didn't you get your sides?
What happened with ISIS? I think you're right.
I think you're going to see lots of plans, and you're going to see also, and you have to understand, when you're coming up with a plan in business, you have to be flexible.
There's got to be flexibility.
And I recently bought something, not so recently, but Doral in Miami.
Everybody wanted it.
If I would have sat down and said, here's a 12-point plan in order to get Doral, I didn't do that.
I went in and punched and punched and beat the hell out of people, and I ended up getting it.
That's what we want in America.
I want someone punching for me.
Everybody wanted it.
All of the smart money wanted it.
The OPO. The old post office.
The exact same script.
It's the same thing.
Yeah.
That's his plan.
I love his plan.
I'm going to go in there.
I'm going to fight everybody.
You want Russia?
We'll go fight Putin.
You want Chinas?
I'll go fight Chinas.
We'll build a ring around America.
We'll put troops everywhere.
This is the message the bloodthirsty Americans actually want to hear.
I am sorry.
Look at Hollywood, people.
Look at it.
Aren't we always the heroes?
Here we come to save the day.
This is what people want.
And it's frightening to the established elite.
It's frightening to them.
This is MSNBC. It's my last one.
Well, I think Republicans have seen what happens when they don't really confront him, and he takes the stage and knows how to take it.
I think there's a serious issue here.
This is not all fun and games for the Republican Party.
There is one type of populism that is kind of against Obamacare, is concerned about government's role in our life, and the Republican Party has incorporated that populism, the Tea Party populism.
There's another kind of populism that is xenophobic, that is the resentment of outsiders, of Mexico and China and immigrants.
That's more like a European right-wing party, a UKIP, or a National Front in France.
Republicans can't incorporate that.
They have to make clear that there are lines here.
This is not the party.
And that is going to take, I think, a serious early effort to define that clearly.
He's like Farage.
He's the American Farage.
Yeah.
Only he's worth $10 billion.
I think that's a good analogy.
Yeah, he's a Nazi.
Again, I said this on the last show, they're having meetings right now as we do this show.
Oh, definitely.
What are we going to do about this guy?
He's got to go.
And I have a message for Donald Trump.
Instead of going through all of your real estate purchases, which is weak...
It's a weak argument.
I like the fighting bit.
I like the whining.
I like the punching.
Just say, hey, go read my book, Art of the Deal.
That's how I work.
I don't know why he's not mentioning that.
He actually, early in the campaign, did that.
He should keep doing it.
Yeah, I think you're right.
He should push his books.
At least he makes some money on the side.
Yeah, go read my book.
I do have the one clip which is just baffling Rand Paul, who now has no chance of winning anything, has...
And every time he does this, it just gets worse and worse for him because nobody likes it.
And in fact, he's talking about how the guy's the loser, Trump's a loser because he keeps calling people names, yet he's the one who's calling people names, and we can play that clip.
If you want to elect somebody who says people are bleeding or stupid or pigs, go right ahead.
But I want to fix the country.
Because someone can stand up and say you're stupid and you're ugly does not equate with a vision for the country.
Trump responded.
Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing.
There you go.
All right.
I've had enough of that now.
Onward.
Yes, please.
Please let us move.
Cory Booker.
Senator.
Is he a senator?
Yes, he's a senator.
I think he's a senator.
I think he's a senator of the great state of New Jersey, I believe.
And I'm no fan of Cory Booker.
I don't know why it is.
I don't like him.
Maybe it's because...
Someone offered me a merger with his company because he was running for Senate and he couldn't have this.
The whole thing was just...
The guy's sketchy.
I don't know.
What's he doing investing in social media companies?
But okay, fine.
But he said something really good about slavery in the United States.
This is a legitimate degree of frustration in this country.
In a nation that has yet to confront what I believe are persistent civil rights issues, human rights issues.
And you mentioned in the criminal justice system, yeah.
So now we know that we see there are some states where one in five black Americans don't have a right to vote because of this mass...
Felony disenfranchisement, but that's just one thing.
We have an overall prison system where we see that there's no difference in America between blacks and whites, between minorities and whites, in using drugs.
In fact, there's no difference in dealing drugs.
Some studies show that young whites have more of a chance of being drug dealers, but yet we have an incarceration rate for drugs, for drug use, and for drug selling that is disproportionately seen in communities of color.
And the result of that has created these awful realities in America, where right now we have more African Americans under criminal supervision than all the slaves in 1850.
We have a nation that has states like mine that has 14-15% African Americans, but the prison population is over 60% black.
How nice is that?
More slaves under criminal supervision than all the, or more people of color under criminal supervision than all of the slaves in 1850.
I get to run that number, but it's relative.
So yeah, that might be true.
Could be.
We have way too many people in jail, that's for sure.
You know, they're coming out with a safe act, which will give you time off for every day.
You're nice and you do your chores for your 12 cents an hour.
You'll get one day reducing your sentence.
They're really trying to depopulate the prison system.
Well, they have a lot of people in prison that shouldn't be in prison.
Absolutely.
Well, I was paying some attention to the Black Lives Matter thing.
Although, if you want to take a break right now, looking at this, might not be a bad idea.
We do have a lot of people to thank for joining the Mile High Club, but we'll continue that for another week or two.
I'm going to show my support by donating to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on no agenda in the morning.
Yes, we have a bunch of people to thank, largely because we had a slew of people that decided, wisely, I believe, to join the Mile High Club so they can, if ever asked, Can say, yes, I am...
Yes, I am in the Mile High Club.
We recommend a wink after you say that.
And we also now forever will remember how many feet are in a mile.
This has been very helpful.
Yes, it's very valuable.
Alright, let's start with thanking a few people overall.
We do have a couple, probably a lot of people that doubled up on the Mile High Club, including, perhaps, is it true?
I don't know.
Maybe not.
Let me read the note.
Alan Hawes in Windsor, UK. Nice place.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
No, it wouldn't be.
I would like to call out my brother, David Hawes, as a giant douchebag.
Douchebag!
For even suggesting, you know, the problem with this particular color that Eric's got on here is dark salmon.
It's like too dark on this monitor.
Suggesting a couple of episodes ago that I live in Slough.
Slough.
Those of us who border slow will understand how insulting his comment was.
He's only lucky that I'm not a knight yet, as the gauntlet would have been well and truly thrown down.
Alan Hawks from Windsor, UK. Which is a nice place.
Beautiful.
Zachary Zeisler in Omaha, Nebraska.
$100.01.
He says a comedy podcast donation for consistently making him laugh out loud.
Mm-hmm.
Aaron Murphy in Rio Rancho, New Mexico, $100.
Corey Noonan, Los Angeles, California, $99.99.
Matthew Wilson in Hanover, Pennsylvania, $89.59.
A couple of belated happy anniversaries from Shadi Hijaz in London.
Dame Beth Borazan in Baja, Arizona.
That's 88.15, by the way.
Carlos Guerrero.
Guerrero.
Guerrero.
I think.
In Tempe, Arizona.
Interesting.
88.15.
You have two side-by-sides Arizona.
Random number theory.
Kyle Alcorn in Brabham, Western Australia.
88.15.
And then we move to a 56.11 donation from...
5511.
Oh, what?
5511?
Mm-hmm.
What'd I say?
5611.
Oh.
Real Gowers in Fort Collins, Colorado.
Oh, this donation is in honor of the amazing Dave Jones, who helped me get the Freedom Controller working.
After hearing Adam explain it, I really wanted to use it for my podcast show notes, but I'm not a dude named Ben.
Dave came through.
Huge thanks and thanks.
Good, good, good.
Freedomcontroller.com.
Go check it out.
Mark Pledger in Beaver Creek, Ohio.
No, you missed Peter McConnell from Stockholm.
He's the first.
Right, let's start off.
This is all 5280s, starting with Peter McConnell in Stockholm, New Jersey.
And these are all Mile High Club members now and forever.
Mark Pledger in Beaver Creek, Ohio.
Ralph Massaro in Kirkland, Washington.
Sir Barry Kroger in Greeley, Colorado.
Arrangements on E. In Pequot, Ohio.
Sounds good.
Yeah, Range Mazzani says, you guys are still the best option anywhere for any analysis and caps.
Yep.
And this is 73s by KA8SFL. 73s, KF5SLN. RG, or RC, is it RCRC? 5280 from Sammamish, Washington.
That's interesting.
Ronald Tharp, Jr., Cedar Plains, Iowa.
Isaac Pigott, our guy who yells and screams, shocked, shocked.
5280 from Trussville, Alabama.
Sir Chris Eisbach in Cheshire, Connecticut.
Matt How would you pronounce that?
Camerer.
In Denver, Colorado.
John Hammock, Jr.
spelled H-A-M-M-A-C. Robert, and he's in Andrew, South Carolina.
Robert Gold, Toronto, Ontario.
Monica Lansing.
Dame Monica Lansing to you.
And Drayton Valley, Alberta, Canada.
Dave Wilkinson and Orner.
Orner.
He's in Auckland.
Sir Hank, Viscount of Queens, New York, who's in Kew Gardens, New York.
And Eric Holbritter in South Ogden, Utah.
Robert Folkerts.
I'm just having trouble with names today.
In Southfield, Michigan.
Matthew Hershey, Cordelene, Idaho.
Martin Fellner in Golling and Salsach.
This means he's on the river somewhere in Austria.
Sir Dr.
Sharkey in Jackson, Tennessee.
David Ziegler in Winnipeg, Manitoba.
It says Winnipeg, I don't know why.
Adam Kowalewski in Würzburg, Deutschland.
Sherry Laurie in Seaholm, Victoria, Australia.
Sir Robert Goschko in Sherwood Park, Alberta.
Brad Doherty in Brooklyn, New York.
Craig Dashnow in Ascot, Vales, Victoria, Canada.
Australia.
Nicholas Enstavi in San Bruno, California.
Are you having trouble reading the spreadsheet?
This is not like you.
Well, you want me to admit what's going on?
Yeah, please.
Okay.
So I have a...
I changed computers, and the spreadsheet is in an awkward dimension because the video drivers aren't quite working right.
So I got an awkward thing, and the sun is right in my eyes.
You're like the Red Baron.
You want to bring John down on donations?
Get the sun behind him.
Yeah.
Norman McDonough, a baronet in Woodstock, Ontario, 5280.
Nelson Rogue in Cutler Bay, Florida, 5280.
John Owen in Mesa, Arizona, 5280.
Eric Brun in St.
Paul, Minnesota, 5280.
Stephen Taft in Marietta, Georgia.
Eric Olson in Water Valley, Mississippi.
Alan Smith in Powder Springs, Georgia.
Vincent Michael Wicklund in someplace Sweden.
You've got the characters.
I don't.
Jason Payne.
Oh, another thing.
Another thing just to add.
This is not the Microsoft Excel.
This is like Office Libre.
No, Libre.
Carl Otto Rosenquist in Sweden.
Wiley...
Willie Teunissen in Grave.
Grave, Netherlands.
Dame Beth Borazin in Baja, Arizona.
Patrick Brennan in Munich, Deutschland.
Yancy Sommerer in Houston.
James Husky in Poplar Bluff, Missouri.
Randy, this is a long list.
Randy Visentine in Houston.
Ryan Mitchell in Wheat Ridge, Colorado.
Todd Dobbs in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Stephen or Stephens Owens in Roswell, Georgia.
Sir Bean in Thousand Oaks, California.
William Bowman in Cornville, Arizona.
A lot of Arizonans here.
Not to be followed by Lucas Grouters in Tucson, Arizona.
Michael Muggler in Fountain, Colorado.
He says he's glad to see his recent donations at 747 has expanded to yet another club membership.
Barry Silver of Grass Valley, California.
Dean Mountain, that's a nice name.
No, it's Sean.
It's Sean Mountain.
Oh, yeah, Sean.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Sir Knight of the East Side, Maplewood, Minnesota.
Daniel Rigssecker.
That's a good name.
In Archbold, Ohio.
Kevin Johnson, KJ in Phoenix, Arizona.
5280.
Named after the basketball player, obviously.
Who's in Sacramento.
Ethan Smith in Lexington, Kentucky.
He has a douchebag call out.
Can you please call out Jay Hamilton as a douchebag?
Pushbang!
Vasanth?
Dharmaraj.
Indian name in Fremont, California.
I guess we stopped harping on that.
But he's in Fremont.
He's probably rich.
Christina Caldwell in Brisbane, Queensland.
Brian Lanning in Michigan.
Robert Rice in Kennebunkport, Maine.
That's interesting.
Davis Hislop in Edmonds, Washington.
John Knowles, Murfreesboro, Tennessee.
Hassan Maynard in Bayshore, New York.
Gilles Pavot in Paris, France.
Bonjour!
Bonjour!
I would like to be in Paris, France right now.
Especially having to read this thing.
E.H. Flutert.
Flutert.
In Leiden.
In Leiden.
Okay, Sir Charles Wallers in Schaumburg, Illinois.
Why is that in a different color?
It's Walters, because he's missing a note.
Walters.
Oh, he's...
No, that's not why.
Yes, it is.
Why would that be?
Is he got a note that...
Because it's Caldwell that is missing a note.
There's nothing.
And Brian Lanning.
Lanning was missing a note.
Matthew Helly, who's 5280.
He actually did 50 and then came back with 280.
Joey Gullo in Marietta, Georgia.
And he has to call out Matt and Finch for being boners and douchebags.
Douchebags!
And he came in with $52, so we ended our Mile High Club right there.
With my chair, yeah.
Joey should just be thrown on.
And now we have $50.33 from Dodge in Pensacola, Florida.
I don't know what that means.
Keith Van Dyke has $50, and he's an O in South Australia.
Now, these are all $50s, including Sir Mike Westerfield, Patricia Worthington in Miami, Florida, Brandon Savoy, I believe he's in Quebec, maybe not.
Jacob Wojciak in North Vancouver, B.C., Richard Gardner in Parts Unknown.
Jason Brockman in Hamilton, Ohio.
Paul Vela in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire.
And that concludes our lengthy call-out.
And we want to thank everybody for sure for donating, especially the Mile High Club guys who are joining in.
We like to create these little things that people can benefit from.
And I think you can benefit from joining the Mile High Club.
Yes, absolutely.
Like a hot shot.
Success.
You get a lot of notes.
Yeah.
Well, I want to pick out three before we move on.
Of course, we always want to thank everybody under the $50 level, mainly for anonymity purposes, but also our regular monthly donors who are on a subscription level.
Thank you so much.
Love those 3333s.
Everything that you can do is always highly appreciated.
Pulling out James Husky.
He won an F cancer for his dad who's fighting liver cancer, so we'll do that.
We have...
Now, Vasath...
Vasant Dharmaraj, who you said is probably rich, I read his note.
He says the Bay Area is becoming unlivable for a single family of four.
The apartment rent is increasing, $200 to $500 each year, so can I have some job-hunting karma to move to a saner city?
Can I play a clip here?
Hold on.
And then Robert Rice just wanted to mention he sends us 73s, Kilo Charlie 4, Tango Delta Alpha.
Always want to stop for the no agenda hams for they can save your life one day.
Yes.
You want to play a clip?
Yes.
Play San Francisco Rents.
If you're going to need that gas money to pay for rent, that's what Zillow says.
Renters in San Francisco now spend almost 47% of their income just on housing.
Here's the latest example of sticker shock.
The top floor unit of this brand new DuBose Avenue building is going for $6,500 a month.
And it's only a one bedroom.
You're renting it.
You're not buying it.
It's 981 square feet, has a private deck and house cleaning services.
Now get this, the security deposit alone will set you back $13,000.
Here's a look inside a two-bedroom unit in that same building.
It's a bit bigger, offers the same amenities minus the house cleaning.
The San Francisco housing market ranks second among large metros after L.A. for the worst rental affordability.
Yeah, very good.
There you have it.
Alright.
Thank you, everybody, for joining the Mile High Club.
Look forward to seeing you out on the road.
Yes, John, the Airstream is happening.
Uh-oh.
Yep.
You know who came through for me?
It would be your, what are they, credit union?
The credit union, yep.
They're the best.
Unbelievable.
I got a tip to call the credit union.
I said, look, here's what I want to do.
This thing can be mortgaged like a house.
It's legal to do that, so I could deduct the interest.
And, you know, you should spread it out over years and years and years and years and years.
And they came through for me.
How many years?
75 months.
What is that, six years?
Something like that.
So Hot Pockets is on.
The house is generally 20, but a car is usually 4, 3.
Yeah.
It's probably okay.
Yeah, and 5% APR. They didn't punish me too much.
No, that's actually reasonable considering.
Credit unions are the way to go.
Now you'll have credit.
Yeah, we're hoping.
Alright, but thank you very, very much for supporting us.
And I believe the Mile High Club will stay open for a little bit longer.
How much longer, John?
Well, you know, what I wanted to do originally was do the Mile High Club for the 747, a Mile High Club for the 757, 767, and then the 777, and then the 787.
So I think we can keep it open.
Through the 787?
Until the 787 passes.
Perfect.
Well, please support us.
797.
We will have another show.
Let's do a hard close.
Boom, hard close.
Hard close.
Dvorak.org slash NA. I hate that now!
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
You thought.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Ah, that's right.
We say happy birthday to Carl Otto Rosenquist.
He turned 40 on the 4th of August.
Sir Stephen Dwayne, Dean, I should say, celebrating today.
And Daniel Riefsecker celebrating tomorrow.
We say happy birthday from all your friends here at the best podcast in the universe.
Yes, it is.
And we have Sir Adam Kowalewski becoming a baron today.
Congratulations to him.
And then one knighting, so we'd like Alexander Burr to step up on stage.
Watch out for John Sword.
He's a little loose today.
Alexander Burr, thank you very much for jumping in big time, becoming the instantite that you deserve to be, my friend.
We are therefore very happy to pronounce the night of the Noah General Roundtable, Sir Chewy Knight of the Snowboards.
And for you, of course, we have hookers and blow, rent boys and chardonnay, cheap wine and chili dogs, pork ribs and pale ale, Johnny Walker Green Label, video games and vaporizers, root beer and pepperoni pizza.
We've got...
Astring and bear fillings, root beer and Legos, girlfriend experience, a good bourbon, wenches and beer, geishas and sake, bong hits and bourbon.
And obviously the mutton and me, go to noagendarnation.com slash rings and Eric the Shield will make sure that you get your ring in the mail post haste as soon as possible.
Well, very successful, John, the Mile High Club.
Very happy with that.
I'm very happy that we have people that we've actually got this little operation with this Mile High Club.
It's a great gimmick.
Yeah, it wasn't our idea, was it?
No, again, like most of the good stuff on the show, it was one of the producers who came up with the concept, and they saw this 747 show number coming up, and they came up with this idea, we should have his name and give him credit.
We did it when we first mentioned him.
And boom, he's like, oh yeah, absolutely, because it's such a nice thing to be...
I now feel that I'm a member of this...
I can say I'm in the Mile High Club, even though it's the No Agenda Mile High Club.
It's a good...
It's valid?
Yeah, it's valid.
It's just like this producer credits.
Exactly.
We'll put up a webpage and vouch for you.
Everybody's name will be on the page.
Exactly.
We're going to do that?
You're committing to that?
I think so.
Yeah, I think I'm going to do it.
Okay.
Mile High Club will have a webpage.
All right, good.
We've got to come up with a cool domain name.
No, just do it as a sub.
It's just a page.
It doesn't have to be a good domain name.
Unless we have one of those.
Unless somebody wants to grab one.
Milehighclub.com.
I'm sure that's already taken, but...
I don't know that.
Milehighclub.high.com.
All right, let's move over to Euroland.
We see that Greece has agreed to the very harsh austerity measures, but IMF still says no.
You need to have, let me see, they said take away the haircut and Which the IMF needs in order to jump in.
But now Germany...
This is very cool.
Angela Merkel said, I have an idea.
So instead of doing this extended debt relief, why don't we have the European Union, not the Eurozone, but the European Union itself be the guarantor Yeah,
well, that would be the Eurozone.
The Eurozone is who have the Euro, and then the EU is the entire European Union.
I said it the wrong way around, yes.
Which would make the UK very pissed off.
But they're doing it quietly.
There's not a lot of reporting on this.
Not a lot.
Well, the UK, I think Sweden.
Sweden, Norway.
Norway's not in the EU. That's right.
No, they're not the Eurozone or the EU. Oh.
Hmm.
You're right.
Yeah.
Them and Switzerland, both of them, they said, no, we got too much money.
We're not going to get involved.
Smart.
By the way, Norway is now...
Do you know that they are the second largest supplier of natural gas to Europe?
No, but it wouldn't surprise me.
Yeah, they've just done a deal with...
Who did they do this deal with?
I have it here.
They did a deal to provide Western Europe with now equal amount of natural gas as Gazprom does.
So I think we might see some terrorism cropping up in Norway.
You know, some regime change might have to take place.
I don't know.
You're going to be able to pull that one off.
Yeah, well, I thought it was...
Oh, also, just while we're on F Russia, the Dutch finally came out.
With another, this is the Investigative Bureau, and as you know, I read all these things, and this is the Open Bayern Ministerie, and they actually released on the 11th of August an English version of their findings.
This is the Dutch Safety Board, the DSB, and the Joint Investigation Team, the JIT, And they've investigated multiple parts that were found around the crash and as a part of the crash.
Possibly, they say, possibly originating from a Buk surface air missile system.
These parts have been secured during a previous recovery mission in eastern Ukraine and are in possession of the criminal investigation team of MH17 and the DSB.
The parts are of particular interest to the criminal investigation so they can possibly provide more information about who was involved in the crash of MH17.
For that reason, the JIT further investigates the origin of these parts.
The JIT will internationally enlist the help of experts.
So they're really trying to do everything they can to implicate Russia in this.
But they say quite clearly they could have been from a surface-to-air missile, but we're really not sure.
What about an air-to-air missile?
Well, that's what we think it is, you and I, on this show.
But that's not what they're saying.
Clearly, it's not from a Boog missile.
This is why they're being all hedgy about it.
But they have no proof.
They cannot prove it came from a Russian surface-to-air missile and launcher.
But the way the media is spinning it again, of course, is Russia.
And we know Russia is dangerous, and Russia has done all this.
They're terrible, those Russians.
And you know why?
Tell me, John.
Snowden.
Things not going too well in Portugal, either.
Angry customers clamor to get their savings back from the collapsed Portuguese bank Espirito Santo.
This is a battle of Davids versus a Goliath, individual savers against the international banking system.
Thousands were persuaded to put their savings in toxic investment plans, which then failed.
One year after the...
Yeah.
When she says international banking system, they pot up the guy's booing?
Yeah.
These Euronews clips are always sweetened beautifully.
And I actually cut a lot of stuff out because they leave long sentences of people speaking in a foreign tongue, which is just of no use for an audio show.
I cut that out and still...
They have subtitles?
No, they have voiceover.
The PES was reinvented via a national bailout.
They're still waiting for their lost money to be repaid.
From January until March, they said the problem would be solved, he says.
They announced on the Internet that we would be reimbursed with interest, but they've not even given us back what they owe.
They're not honest people.
I don't believe them anymore, she says.
My husband believed until now, but I don't.
Once one of Portugal's biggest lenders, BES collapsed after reporting a record loss in 2014.
The country's fledgling recovery looked threatened and the government came to the rescue.
The sound assets were transferred into Novo Banco as part of a 4.9 billion euro bailout.
But there's still no news of reimbursement for these customers.
It's the whistle thing, man.
This is what we talked about years ago.
They do it in Spain, and they do it in Portugal.
I don't know where else they do it, but it's against the law in the United States.
Oh, is that true?
Yeah.
Well, you can't blow a whistle?
Apparently, yeah.
I was asking somebody about this.
I said, why don't you guys use whistles and just blow them?
Because when you hear it, it's very annoying, and it's perfect for protests.
And I was told, no, it's against the law.
Yeah, we get everything's against the law.
It's astonishing to me that you can protest at all anymore.
Shut up, slave!
Shut up, please.
Alright, something lighter.
I have a new superstar in the making here.
Okay.
And I found her through this crazy story about this so-called Obama advisor who shot at her boyfriend.
Did you hear about this story?
No, I missed that one.
Okay.
Well, the story is brought to us by Michelle Kosinski, who is new at CNN. This girl, you got to look her up.
She is smoking hot!
Just smoking hot.
But she comes from a long line.
Here she's...
Let me see.
She was a foreign correspondent...
She's 38.
Foreign correspondent for NBC News in London.
Joined CNN in February.
Allegedly hosted a wild party with loud African drumming at her London home that infuriated neighbors and was shut down by authority.
She's married to this retired financial douchebag, Kimball Duncan.
And they now reside in Washington and own a home in upscale Notting Hill in London where they threw that summer soiree.
Neighbors include Stella McCartney, Damon Albarn, Robbie Williams.
So this woman, she is on her way To become a primetime anchor at CNN. I can guarantee you this.
Oh, here.
It depends on her.
I think she's got the look, that's for sure.
She's totally got the look, you're right.
But does she have the patter?
Well, yes, I think she has the pattern, but she has the connections, man.
This guy's loaded.
She threw the party, and Wolf Blitzer came, and Dana Bash, and Fox News Channel's White House correspondent, Ed Henry, and his wife Shirley, who was also a CNN producer.
So she is on the fast track, and she's doing this little bit of color out there, I think, where the Obamas are vacationing, wherever she is.
And here's the report.
But just listen to her.
She's great.
Right.
I mean, this is such an unusual story, one we definitely didn't expect to be telling from here.
But this is a special assistant to the president, a legislative affairs liaison who works at the White House, who has been in jail since Friday.
She was just let out today on a $75,000 bond.
Thirty-seven years old, her name is Barvetis Singletary, has worked at the White House for about a year.
This is a highly paid staffer.
She makes $125,000 a year, which is on the high end.
Clearly, a very well-respected member of the White House staff.
But according to this police report from Friday in Prince George's County, Maryland, she called up her boyfriend and invited him over to her home.
Capitol Police Officer, so he protects Capitol Hill.
They spent time together.
She then got him to go out to his car where she got a hold of his two cell phones and his service gun that he uses for work.
According to the report, she was demanding that he show her what was on his phones, accusing him of cheating on her.
He refused to give her the passwords to his phones.
The report said that she then went inside her home with his gun.
He followed And then she threatened him with the gun.
She allegedly pointed it at him and told him that you showed me how to use this, don't think I won't use it, and then shot the gun in his direction.
According to the report, he then ran out of the house and called 911.
Now, I'm not sure what the point is of this story.
I looked into it, and this is the problem with news reporting in 2015, but it's really been going on for a while.
If you try and look up this woman, you cannot find anything except this news report.
You cannot find where she's from.
You just can't find anything.
Bio, it's not available.
She may not even be real for all I know.
But I do know that she's in no form, what they're describing here, can only be someone who is a member of a big team, which includes the Office of Legislative Affairs, which is Department of Justice, not the White House staff.
I don't think she's on White House staff.
So I'm not sure why they're bringing this up.
Is this some kind of thing to say, like, hey, the Capitol Police are compromised?
And what's not mentioned, which I did get from other reports, is she had sex with him first, and then she...
Did this whole threatening thing and shot at him.
So I'm unsure as to why this became such a big news story.
Well, it's not a big news story.
It wasn't on any of the networks.
Oh, yeah, it was.
I didn't see it.
Oh, there's the 151.
Huh.
I saw it on multiple.
It's all over.
Where'd you see it?
Well, this was CNN. I'm talking about network news.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
But I saw a lot.
While I was researching, I saw nothing but stories, this story over and over, but not about her.
So maybe a message to someone?
It's definitely a message to someone.
I mean, it's just psycho chick stories, what it sounds like, you know, but it's like not a story.
This is not something that should be reported.
What is the point of it?
It's just something.
There's 25 of these stories every day in Oakland.
Right, but it's messaging, and I'm trying to figure out what it is.
Well, I don't know.
You got me.
I spotted some messaging with the Black Lives Matter.
Mm-hmm.
That I thought was a little peculiar.
Making me conclude after I saw those two girls that were badgering Bernie Sanders and driving him off the stage because he's weak.
Well, we know that they are funded by the Open Society Institute, George Soros.
So we know where their money is coming from.
Well, I have two clips.
I have only seen...
Although you see marching, but the most prominent people in this movement seem to be lesbians.
Now, I mentioned this to Mimi.
She saw you crazy.
Good old Mimi.
I just think there's lesbianism involved in this.
And I also thought it was interesting that...
What's the name of the doctor who's running for president?
Ben Carson.
Carson.
Carson made an interesting point about this group.
He's not very fond of them.
He says if they think black lives matter so much, have somebody, some news guy, ask them, do you think black lives matter when it comes to abortion?
There's a little unborn baby.
This is an ongoing theme.
Ongoing theme, yeah.
So that's not going to happen.
But let's play these clips.
I got the Black Lives Matter professor.
Now, this professor is at the Cal State Los Angeles, which has got to be one of the least, you know, interested of me.
It's just one of the Cal State system, by the way, in California for people out there.
There's two.
There's the University of California system.
There's a Cal State system.
I've actually been to both.
And Cal State System is really crappy.
And you shouldn't go there.
I went there one quarter and that was going to be the end of that.
That was for summer.
So let's play Black Lives Matter professor.
This with the Seattle branch of Black Lives Matter brought a Bernie Sanders political rally to a halt yesterday.
Those demonstrators came on the stage and they interrupted the candidate as he was speaking and essentially shut the event down.
I was going to tell Bernie how racist this city is filled with its progressives, but you already did it for me.
Thank you.
Let's bring in Malina Abdullah, professor of Pan-African Studies at California State University in Los Angeles and also an organizer for the Black Lives Matter, of course, that movement which grew out of that popular hashtag.
So with a welcome to you, what, first of all, do you think of what happened in Seattle yesterday?
Well, I think that it's really important that we take space whenever we can.
Black Lives Matter and the systematic assassination of black people at the hands of the state is a top issue for black folks.
However, it remains at the bottom of the political agenda of elected officials, including those who we consider to be liberal and progressive.
I like the take space meme.
That's cool.
I know.
What does that mean?
Where is this coming from?
I don't know.
I haven't found the genesis of take space, but she says it.
I've heard it before.
I've heard it elsewhere.
Now, if you start listening for it, you'll hear it all over the place.
And it's like somebody's got the microphone, you grab it.
Take space.
Space, take it.
Does this come from Occupy?
Is that maybe an Occupy thing?
I have not heard it.
I don't remember.
It caught me off guard.
Okay.
Is that the end of one?
Yes, that's the end of one.
Okay, well here's the part that, this is the second part of that clip, the same woman, I think it cuts a bunch of her out, which gave me the lesbian thing.
There's a keyword in here, it's a code word for people who want to look for code words that kind of tell you where, you know, who are we, what are we talking about?
The code word, you know, you use the code word and they, oh I see, you're with them, okay, you're one of us or whatever, here it comes.
And in that vision, is there a specific presidential candidate on either side of the aisle who you think aligns themselves most with what the vision is of Black Lives Matter?
Well, when I think about who's running for president, most of them represent this system of white supremacists, heteronormative, patriarchal capitalism.
I'm racist!
No.
No one intrinsically or on their own really uplifts Black Lives Matter.
That said, it's the role of engaged populations to challenge those who claim to represent them, to represent us in the way that we want to be represented.
And so that's what the taking of space is about.
That's what disruptions are about.
That's what dialogue is about.
Okay, what was the lesbian part you thought you got out of that?
Heteronormative!
Heteronormative!
You didn't hear that?
Yeah, I think you laughed over it.
It was right at the beginning.
Let me hear it again.
And in that vision, is there a specific presidential candidate on either side of the aisle who you think aligns themselves most with what the vision is of Black Lives Matter?
Well, when I think about who's running for president, most of them represent this system of white supremacist, heteronormative, patriarchal capitalism.
Damn, that's a mouthful.
Heteronormative...
Patriarchal Capitalism.
It's a little too long for a show title, but I like it.
It's a good word.
It's a fantastic word.
What it means is the normals.
It means the normal people.
Normal people.
Not running around crazy doing anything offbeat.
Right.
They're just, what it means is normal, but it's more insulting, it's normal heterosexuals.
And we can't, we don't want a normal heterosexual, for God's sake, in the presidency.
Especially not a white one.
Not a white one.
And what was left out was mentioning Hillary.
Yeah, as the perfect non-normative hetero.
Hetero non-normative.
Hmm.
I found it very, and of course this woman, this is on CNN, and this woman, okay, whatever.
Borderline Clip of the Day.
Borderline Clip, hit it.
Yeah, do I have this?
I agree, it's Borderline Clip of the Day.
Yeah, Borderline Clip of the Day.
Very good.
Good find.
Heteronormative.
Yeah.
I'm going to put that on a business card.
I'm a heteronormative.
Hello, I'm Adam Curry, heteronormative.
Blanco, heteronormative.
I found this one clip, this out of the blue clip of somebody doing analysis of the Bernie thing and all the rest of it.
But somebody pointed out this one thing, and I think this was part of a long clip, but I clipped it out.
It's the Hillary enthusiasm problem.
I thought this was an important clip.
Only 35% of likely Democratic primary voters in New Hampshire say they're excited about the Hillary Clinton candidacy.
This, you know, this is the woman who could be the first female president in this country.
What does that tell you?
Right.
And a majority, 51%, in this poll say, yeah, we're fine with voting for her, but we're not that excited about it.
So you can see in those two numbers, she's got an enthusiasm problem.
And really, you know, these numbers are also applicable to the general election, which by all means is going to be a close election, no matter who the Republican nominee is.
You know, are Democrats as psyched to get out and vote for her as they were for President Obama?
I think that's sort of percolating in the minds of Democrats now as they look in these numbers.
I don't think Hillary liked it.
Beginning of the end.
It is the beginning of the end.
I'm still stuck on the heteronormative.
It's like I'm cyber-curious and heteronormative.
Cyber-curious.
This cannot go well.
I thought it was...
We've got to come up with some...
You've got your homophobia, you've got your racism, you've got your...
There's a bunch of different things.
The xenophobic comes up with...
Caucasian heteronormative.
But there's got to be...
What about if you hate the heteronormatives?
What does that mean?
Can we come up with a term that we can accuse people of?
Right.
Heteronormophobia.
Nowadays, you want accusatory terms.
Right.
Heteronormophobia.
That could be.
It's a little much of a mouthful.
So to speak.
Good news for everybody who wanted to see the full apostate video.
This is the latest coming.
I think it was the upfront for ISIS. They were showing what we can expect this season from them, from their video production.
Do you have any new series coming out?
Yeah, the new series, it's a cool new way of doing it.
They now blow people up.
Instead of beheading, they make these guys help them bury the bombs, and they sit them down in a line, and they light up the fuses, run away, and then these guys blow up.
Do they all blow up at once, or is it boom, boom, boom, boom?
No, they blow up at once, and the full video, I gotta tell you, at the end there, where you see body parts falling down from the sky, it's really quite disgusting.
I think this is real.
Do you think they're blowing people up?
Yeah, I think this looks like...
These guys have gotten carried away with how to use a prop.
Well, this video is good.
I mean, they got all the slow-mo in there, and then they rewind pieces of the explosion.
Now, it could still be a fake, and you'll never see the full video on any website, because they all stop at the end.
It's built that way specifically with...
With a sound effect.
After that is when the bomb goes, but you don't see that.
So it's a very good teaser.
Discovered once again by the Sight Intelligence Group.
So you can't get this, except you can get it on the No Agenda show under the caliphate for your clips and documents in the show notes at 747.noagendanotes.com.
And we have ongoing now...
The Turkish Corridor looks like things are heating up in Turkey.
First we have a terrorist attack.
It always helps get somebody on board, which Turkey now is all on board.
Here is Erdogan, in a translated piece of course, vowing to fight the terrorists, which we know really are the Kurds who the Turks hate.
These people are mourning a soldier killed when militants attacked a military base in Cernak on Monday.
He was one of at least nine people who died in a wave of attacks on the security forces.
President Recep Tayyip Erdogan says his government will not rest until the terrorist threat is eradicated.
Preventing guns being fired is not enough, he says.
Weapons should be put down and buried.
I insist on this.
Our fight will continue until not one terrorist is left within our borders and their weapons have been covered with concrete.
The Kurdish PKK says it was behind the separate bombing of a police station nearby in which four people died.
Military activity in the region is intense.
Planes leave for a fresh round of airstrikes in the southeastern province of Hakkari while the US-led coalition pursues an air campaign against Islamic State in Iraq.
So we are taking off from the airbase in Turkey and we are bombing this corridor, which is going to be said, oh, it's for humanitarian reasons, it's to separate these guys from those guys, but really it is a corridor which leads straight We're good to
go.
He's the victim of all this Syrian crisis.
Do you blame the paralysis and the Security Council?
Of course.
There has not been a strong decision of international community to stop these atrocities.
300,000 people being killed in Syria.
They are human beings.
If there was a no-fly zone and a safe...
That's rich for the Ottoman Empire to think about human beings' lives.
That's pretty funny.
Heaven inside Syria, there wouldn't be such a flow of...
So you're going to establish one now?
We will try.
And that's still our position.
Can we just be very specific on that?
So you're talking about a no-fly zone, a safe zone?
A safe area, what we call now.
Say from whom?
From Daesh and from Syrian regime at the same time.
An area where civilians can stay without any fear of being attacked and killed.
Where they can build the pipeline.
And you will do that with the Americans?
With the Americans, with the international community.
And will that also entail sending Turkish troops in there to protect that area?
I think at this moment nobody wants to send ground troops.
They may not want to, but will it be necessary?
If there is enough power of moderate forces in Syria, there will not be any necessity for other countries, including Turkey, to send any ground troops.
The important thing is Your previous question, important, is to support moderate Syrian elements inside Syria.
But at the moment, they're in a weak position, those moderate elements.
Therefore, we have to strengthen them.
This is the Equip and Train program.
Oh, Equip and Train program.
Yes, perfect.
Well, the no-fly zone is coming.
Equip and Train program?
Yep, Equip and Train.
This is what they're talking about in Washington.
We have to equip the modern.
It's the same bullshit.
It's over and over again.
No, it is the same crap, that's for sure.
I just like the term.
Aleppo, look for that to be part of the no-fly zone.
That is where they have the relay station for the other proposed gas pipeline.
I will mention once again, no-fly against who?
This is not a no-fly zone.
It's such a phony deal.
ISIS is about ISIS. ISIS doesn't have a plane.
The Kurds don't have planes.
Nobody has planes.
So why is it a no-fly zone?
This is exactly what you say.
It is a bunch of planes flying over this area where they're going to build a pipeline and make sure to shoot anybody.
And we'll do it with drones because that's cheaper and easier and that's what the drones do.
They are for pipeline protection.
Pipeline protection.
Alright.
I have one last bit here unless you've got something else you want to bring in the middle.
Oh, can I play something, just an off-the-wall thing, really disappointing?
Really disappointing?
For the show, for me personally, just disappointing?
Alright.
So Art Bell still has his program.
What's his show called?
Yeah, he's a podcaster now.
Yeah, he's a podcaster.
Oh, but he still has a big audience.
Yeah.
So they talk about podcasting with his webmaster, Keith Rowland, and I get a name check.
And so I'm all excited.
People are like, hey, you were mentioning, you know, is there a mention of no agenda show?
No.
But it gets worse.
Go ahead.
Tell them what we've got.
Okay.
Well, the 22nd precursor to what we have is RSS stands for Really Simple Syndication.
At least that's what it did when it first started.
It's changed.
Back in 1999, thereabouts, or a little bit earlier than that, this was a protocol that allowed you to kind of get a list every day of what's new on a website.
So you can have a newsreader or some kind of a reading program, boom, get all the headlines and pick what you want to read without having to go through the website all on your own.
So essentially content was pushed down to you, to your program.
And so every day you could get those listings and so on.
And then shortly afterwards, a man named Dave Weiner took on a task that Adam Curry asked for.
And everybody should know Adam Curry, maybe?
Way back from VH1 days.
Oh!
It hurts so much!
VH1, the junior varsity.
This is what I've been relegated to.
Hey, VH1 boy.
That hurts so bad.
No thanks, people.
A-holes.
Dark Matter is the name of the podcast.
Well, that hurts.
It hurts.
Yeah.
But have me on the show and we'll make a podcast and promote the show.
That's what I want to do.
I want to do.
Work on it.
Hey, did you...
I want to mention this.
This is an initiative.
I haven't written it up in the newsletter yet.
I'll probably write it up shortly.
I'm doing it.
I've suggested other people do it.
I think I mentioned it to you off the air.
Go on your Twitter.
Get Twitter.
Get a Twitter account and add Adam Curry and the real Dvorak, just so we can get our numbers up a little bit.
But go on there and follow a bunch of high-profile celebrities.
And by high-profile, I mean someone who's out there.
They're on the extra show.
They're on these different shows yakking.
So they're talking all the time.
They're always not the famous actor that never shows up on a talk show.
Yeah.
How about that chick from the soap opera whose children are being deported back to Monaco?
She's getting out there, but I'm thinking more of the Robert Downey Jr.
types.
Amy Schumer.
Amy Schumer, perfect.
She's like over-promoted.
Who knows why?
So you get them on your thing.
And so if you open your little Twitter thing and it says Amy Schumer shows her just tweeting right there and it says one minute.
So she's been within the last five minutes.
She's been tweeting.
That means she's probably on Twitter at the time.
Send her a message.
You should listen to the noagendashow.com.
Right.
You won't regret it.
Yeah.
And I've been doing that consistently.
And just do it a couple of times and do it with different celebrities.
And then if they've never acknowledged you're ever doing anything, just drop them.
You don't need to follow.
And we welcome Kanye to the show.
So pester them.
Because all we need is we need these people to go on to the big show and say, you know, I've been listening to this No Agenda show.
These guys are fantastic.
Yes, great analysis.
Great analysis.
There's nothing like it.
We need that, and that's the way to do it.
Every so often, just say, you should listen to noagendashow.com, because you don't want to make it too complicated.
You can tell them to Google it, but I think this is better.
You won't regret it, and boom, we'll be in business.
This is like this Howard Stern thing that he was doing for years.
Yeah, she had Baba Booey.
He had people call in different things and then yell Baba Booey, Howard Stern's rocks, or something like that, and then they throw him off the air.
Yeah.
Where's it going to happen when you get blocked?
It's a good idea.
It's a very good idea.
You know, it's something.
I like it.
It'll help somehow in some small way.
Somehow else.
Some small way it'll help.
Hey, I was looking.
I didn't hear this on DHM Plugged, which I, of course, listen to religiously.
You and Horowitz over there.
But Berkshire Hathaway, Buffett's group, is making a big move and I think it's telling.
Berkshire Hathaway is in the middle of their largest acquisition ever.
Yes.
$30 billion for precision cast parts.
Right.
And as far as I can tell, these guys make war components.
Pretty much.
So maker of aircraft.
But they also do real business, though, to be honest about, is pipelines.
Well, that's a double whammy.
That's a double whammy.
Yeah.
So we're looking at pipelines and we're looking at war.
Yeah.
Go figure.
They seem to go hand in hand so often.
Yeah.
I know.
It's a big deal.
It's a huge deal.
That's almost a...
I mean, how big is Berkshire Hathaway?
Aren't they probably about the same size?
Isn't this almost a merger of equals?
I don't know.
They're massive now.
I mean, they own the railroads.
They got all these things.
It's the infrastructure, man.
And then, of course, like all really rich people in America, he's a Democrat.
Oh, yeah.
No, all the rich people are Democrats.
I don't know why people don't pick up on that.
I just want to mention that.
Oh, yeah.
Buffett's huge Democrat.
Bill Gates, huge Democrat.
Balmer, Democrat.
Hearst, Democrat.
They're all Democrats.
John Doar's not only a Democrat.
He's like a big Democrat fundraising guy.
He's like a packaging guy.
They're all Democrats.
All these billionaires are all Democrats.
There was this company that shut down.
It was a Silicon Valley company.
And what was the name of this thing?
Do I have a generality?
Yes.
Let me see.
400 employees.
It's like a personal concierge company.
Oh, right.
That company that's supposed to be like, yeah, it's like you're one of those maid service concierge.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, you pay him a jackrabbit or whatever the name was.
Yeah, that's very simple.
There's a couple of them.
So they had 30 full-time employees in the company, so the headlines are off, and no one did the research, certainly not all these tech-horny shows.
They laid off, they say, 400 employees laid off via email, but really these were all the, you know, like the mods from that Metaverse mod squad.
Contractors.
Yeah, contractors.
Well, that's kind of the question, is what were they?
But I went to look at it.
I thought it was kind of interesting.
Wow, what happened to this company?
Because they close it.
Everyone got an email Monday morning.
Sorry, don't come in.
We're out of money.
We're done.
We're toast.
And I found, above all places, I found an interview with the CEO, Kate Donovan.
Now, while I play this, can you take a look and see who invested in this company?
Because this is...
To give me the name of the company.
Yeah, Zirtual.
Z-I-R-T-U-A-L. Zirtual.
Oh, that's not the one I was thinking of.
Yeah, Zirtual.
That's got some big names behind it.
Well, if that's even better...
Hold on, let's take a look at it.
I remember this story when it came out.
Okay, so if we look at the crunch base.
Life is balanced, what we do.
Investors are like...
Let me see what we have.
Isn't this a Calacanis operation?
Well, here we go.
I never thought the day would come when I would play a clip from Calacanis' podcast.
But it's so stupid.
When you listen to this woman, if anyone invested a single dime in this company, they should be taken out, bat, and shot.
I would say the most challenging part is actually similar to what you said.
It's the fact that we've grown so big and it's just growth capital.
It's being able to hire, since we're employees versus contractors, hiring ahead, building out this stuff, like seeing the future and playing the game right now.
Seeing the future and playing this.
She's playing a game with investor money.
She's playing a game.
You want to just kind of go all in and focus on the future, but you have the day-to-day of what you've built and learned so far.
She's talking like a Silicon Valley investor.
She's talking like this is the problem.
They're investing in morons like this.
Of what you've...
You've built and learned so far.
Like a lot of times, I mean, we started the company as personal virtual concierge.
99 bucks a month, unlimited tasks.
Like completely unsustainable business model.
And we grew out of that very fast.
So people invested in a completely unsustainable business model as per the CEO of the company.
But we still have some legacy plans that are sticking around for stuff that we just grandfathered a crap ton of stuff.
We grandfathered a crap ton of stuff.
And now it's like, it's sometimes, you know, figuring out, do you just make a clean cut and say, hey, this is the future.
We're not really servicing this anymore.
Or do you say, well, we owe loyalty.
We're a weirdly loyal company.
No wonder it's all coming, crashing down, all this bullshit.
Here's their jobs that they were hiring for before this happened.
They were looking for an office personnel assistant to the CEO to her in San Francisco.
So she's in San Francisco.
That makes sense.
Then they have a community manager from Las Vegas.
So they have an office in Las Vegas.
What are these offices for?
Community manager in San Francisco.
A content marketing manager in Las Wages.
Content marketing manager in San Francisco.
So what marketing of content?
What is that all about?
I don't know.
A sales engineer in San Francisco.
I don't know.
Mm-hmm.
It happens more often than not.
Yeah.
So what did Calacanis say?
I don't know.
I think you're right.
It's probably one from his angel company or something.
Yeah, he's an investor.
Oh, there you go.
Well, here's what bothers me.
Every time you bring one of these companies up and down, and you can't see who we are.
We got what you do, why virtual, more.
We don't have the list of the investors and all the rest of it.
Where is that?
Where is it on the website?
It's not there.
I'm sure they would take it off.
Normally, you do this as much as I do.
You normally find that, don't you?
No, couldn't find it.
I found in Crunchbase, I found the investors.
Yeah, Crunchbase would have it.
I don't see it.
Our blog, our assistants, our stories, what to expect, FAC. Join.
Work at Zirtual.
Now, this is a steal of, you know, Callie Candace is like, see if we can improve other people's ideas.
And this goes back to the other thing.
My son used one of these services, and it was really handy for doing all kinds of stuff, and then all of a sudden the prices tripled because they didn't listen to their ass on every request he made.
Although I will say, looking at my credit score, you know, creditrepair.com has got me up from 630 to 665.com.
You know, the next step, 666.
One of those days I'll be up partying with the 800s like you, John.
In the trailer.
In the trailer, that's right.
In the Airstream trailer.
I'm excited, man.
First trip is going to be Colorado, Wyoming, all the way up to Calgary.
Hang it right, go to Alberta, and then figure a way to get back down.
That's the first trip.
You can make it.
Go across the...
If you're going up to Calgary, go up to Edmonton.
Okay, I don't want it to be too long this trip.
No, come on.
Go to Edmonton.
Edmonton's cool.
Do we have producers in Edmonton?
I think so.
I know we have a bunch of them in Calgary.
I want to go where the producers are.
We have producers in Alberta.
Okay.
And they'd love to see you, eh?
Yeah, eh?
Eh?
We have a museum over here.
All right, I'm going to keep some Agenda 21 stuff for Sunday, which is some good stuff.
And let's see, what else am I working on?
Yeah, I really want to follow what Germany's going to try and do with Greece.
Have those banks even opened up, or are they still closed?
No, they've opened, but their stock is pretty much decimated, like 80 cents a share or something like that.
They expect half of them to go broke.
Okay.
You know, it might be, I don't know.
I do have the art of the teaser.
All right, let's do it.
A couple of little clips.
Let's play the art of the teaser, not the FBI clip one.
The FBI, well, let's play that one first, because this one kind of stunned me.
This was used as a teaser.
You know, there's an art to it on TV to get you to watch the news, so they give you a little teaser.
Yeah, cliffhanger to stay with us through the commercials.
Yeah, but this one here, the Art of the Teaser FBI clip, this just got my attention because of the tease.
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Plus, a surprise to some during our drought.
Plenty of water at this Northern California lake, but there's no one around to enjoy it.
The misconception that's keeping people away.
FBI. Yeah.
But the FBI is taking over the Oakland police about what's going on.
Yeah.
Well, it's good news.
Part of the National Police.
Mm-hmm.
Now, a real teaser, I didn't think that was a good teaser.
The one that got my attention was the Art of the Teaser clip, which is this one.
Also, who was the woman in black?
The search for her after she slipped off the Bay Bridge and then possibly caught a ride on a dump truck.
Plus, the outlets in Livermore are expanding.
Why, some say more stores will meet more problems.
That's ridiculous.
That's tonight at 11th.
Yeah.
So this woman jumps off the bridge.
She's part of a group of people that are being chased or something by the cops.
And she lands on the garbage truck like in a Clooney movie?
Well, that's what you'd think.
Yeah.
But apparently she jumped off the bridge, which normally kills you, but she, I guess you know how to dive or something.
She got into the water and then she swam ashore somewhere.
She thinks over by the, there's an area where there's a radio station.
And then to hitchhike to ride on a dump truck.
Yeah.
What a great story.
Yeah, and did you get the whole story afterwards?
I just gave it to you.
But did it pay off?
I can't find her.
Did it feel good, though?
Did the tease work for you?
If I had not ever heard this story from the get-go, it wouldn't have made a bit of difference in my life.
It was one of these bogus stories.
Who cares?
I hear you.
It's not like the material we do on this show.
Which goes deep?
Deep and long.
Yeah.
Well, we had the big Mile High Club, so we had to go high as well today.
That's why.
Deep, long, and high.
Wow.
Extending your programming benefits.
You are the producers of this show.
Please remember us for this Sunday's program at dvorak.org slash na.
And you can follow us on the Twitter.
At Adam Curry and at The Real Dvorak.
I'm still not verified.
I'm going back on that track again.
Yeah, you have to get back on that bandway.
You should have been verified years ago.
I don't even know how that works.
I don't know what to do.
Well, I was bitching about it for a long time, and then I got verified.
I never, nobody, it just happens.
I mean, at least verify me as Adam Curry from VH1 or something.
Verify me for something.
No, no, no.
They know who you are.
You just complain a lot.
Wow.
That's how I got my verification.
When somebody, some loser with, like, no followers got verified, and so I started complaining bitterly.
And then, bingo, I got verified.
These and more secrets shall be revealed on the upcoming program on Sunday.
Until then, coming to you from FEMA Region 6 in downtown Austin.
Hey, good morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're anything but weak, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We'll be back on Sunday right here on No Agenda.
Among the many to criticize Trump for the comments is Republican candidate Carly Fiorina.
Trump fired back at Fiorina, writing on Twitter that she gives him, quote, a massive headache.
No, no, no, no.
Look, no, I'm not struggling with this at all.
As a general rule, I am just fine with drinking the booze.
Hold on, I'm saying that.
And drinking the booze.
Okay, you know what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen!
No, no, no, no.
And drinking the booze.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, come on.
Hey, it's, it's not, you know what?
It's not, it's not respectful when you get invited to somebody.
I know that's right.
Come on.
Come on.
You're not, you're not, you're not gonna, you're not, you're not gonna get a good response from me by interrupting me like this.
I'm sorry.
No.
I'm sorry.
Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Shame on you.
Hey.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can either stay and be quiet or you'll have to take you out.
All right.
Okay.
Where was I?
Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing.
Mr. President.
Pardon me.
A significant impact.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Significant impact.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Hey!
Dude named Ben, OPM.
What is significant impact?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Hey!
Dude named Ben, OPM.
And the fact that they were able to, um.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's a significant impact.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Hey!
Dude named Ben, OPM.
Where is the media?
Now, get out there and whoop Obama's behind. Whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin'. Whoopin' with the Constitution. Whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin', whoopin'. Whoopin', whoopin'. Whoopin' with the Constitution. Get out there. Whoopin', whoopin', whoopin',
whoopin'. Whoopin', whoopin', whoopin' with the Constitution. whoopin'. Whoopin', whoopin', whoopin' with the Constitution. Whoopin', whoopin'. Whoopin', whoopin' all of them behind. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Whoopin'. Adios, mofo.