Time for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 655.
This is no agenda.
Expanding our global intelligence network loosely centralized in FEMA Region 6 here in Austin, Texas.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And breaking news, it finally rained in California.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill in the morning.
Woo-hoo!
Well, then the drought is over.
You're saved.
Saved by the bell.
Indeedy.
Hey, I'm back.
You're back from what?
From San Francisco.
I thought you were back the last show.
I know it sounds like I'm in the same place all the time.
No, the last show was from the hotel room.
Okay.
On Sunday, you recall.
I guess.
Yeah.
I guess.
I think so.
Pretty uneventful trip back, actually.
Global entry, trusted traveler, way to go.
Nothing happened.
No.
So you get nothing to complain about anymore.
Because you finally paid your dues.
You paid for taxes.
Pee on.
Low life.
This is the great American.
You paid your taxes.
You paid your bribe.
And now you're good to go.
That's right.
And the great news is that you're not actually registered in any database that's hooked up to anything.
That's the cool news.
But nobody knows that.
I know it.
That's good enough.
That's exactly what it is.
I have proof of this.
Think about it for a moment.
Wait a minute, maybe I have this here.
Yeah.
Now, this, I think, is a two-parter.
I think it's part of the Hillary 2016 campaign.
Oops, why is this not working?
Hold on a second.
I thought I had everything all carefully prepared here.
No, it sounds like you didn't.
I don't know what is going on here.
Let me try this.
Let me also say that...
The providing security at the White House is complicated business.
Oh, yeah.
The White House is, as many people know, one of the more popular tourist destinations in our nation's castle.
Yes, indeed.
Thousands of tourists on a typical day will tour the White House.
Yeah.
That means that thousands of tourists, members of the public, will walk out that front door at the conclusion of their tour.
Mm-hmm.
The White House is, of course, a place of business.
It's essentially a large office building.
Essentially.
It is where members of the White House staff and White House journalists show up every day to do their work.
So what Josh Earnest is talking about here is about the Texas veteran who jumped the fence and was able to run into the front door of the White House while the Secret Service apparently were waving goodbye to the president on the back lawn.
Now, you know, these things can happen.
Okay.
I mean, all kinds of things slip through the railings.
You know, pets, kids.
And they're not, like, you know, tased or shot down on sight.
But this guy was...
Well, that woman driving around was shot down on sight.
So here's my point.
This guy...
Was driving around, was apprehended earlier at another entrance in a previous week.
He was apprehended on the highway with mostly legal firearms.
He had some rifles, but he had a sawed-off shotgun, which is illegal.
So he was in the system.
So all of this, you'd expect...
That in this world of security theater, the people would have you believe that there's facial recognition and infrared and cameras and snipers and everything.
This guy should be in the system.
But it didn't connect, no facial recognition around the White House.
I'm just saying all of it is bullcrap.
If it's not implemented at the White House...
Then it's just not implemented.
This is like this database for trusted traveler, global entry, pre-check.
It's just a little fiefdom.
Of course, they have an Oracle, you know, multi-million dollar install.
It's not really connected to anything on the back end.
They can't get it to work.
I don't even think they're trying, John.
Well, that's probably because they have experienced men.
Right.
Exactly.
You bring the experienced guy in and say, what'd you got here?
I got the data.
What, Oracle?
Oh, okay.
Well, let's just all sit down, take a deep breath, and have a meeting.
We'll have it running.
We'll have a meeting about it.
No, wouldn't you agree that the one place you'd expect this to work would be at the White House?
And just none of it.
It's just not true.
Well, they put up a new fence.
Yeah, a low one.
A low fence in front of the other fence.
You know, this is the guy that has motorcades, and he landed as...
And don't forget whatever that thing is called, the monster.
The beast.
Yeah.
Just all of this...
I'm just not buying it anymore.
Now I'm just laughing at him.
And of course, I also think that this is a part of...
I don't know if you saw the...
It's not the Inquirer.
What is the other magazine?
Register?
Hold on, I have it here.
I picked it up at...
The globe?
At the hebe.
Hold on a second.
I put a picture in the show notes.
Let me see.
Where is it?
It is the...
No, I can't.
Hold on.
It's the trash.
Hold on.
This is the globe.
Yes.
Is it the globe?
No, it's not the globe.
It is...
The star.
Examiner.
National examiner.
Oh, that's the fourth-ranked one.
Right.
But front page.
World exclusive.
Hillary's gay crisis.
Why she can't run for president.
Yeah, but you would now recall what we have had as a part of our global intelligence network.
We have ex-Secret Service, current Secret Service people.
And they have said, there's just no way.
She was so mean to the Secret Service that they will immediately out her and she'll never be able to run for president unless this comes out and she comes clean and it wouldn't work anyway then.
And so it appears to me with all the things that have happened, there may be somewhat of a cleansing of the secret service going on.
Well, they did put a woman in charge after the prostitution scandal, as if these guys have never seen a prostitute in their lives.
And she's put in place a bunch of rigid, according to various sources that are questionable, but she put into place a lot of...
Politically correct things.
You can't do this, you can't do that, you can't do this, you can't do that kind of thing to prevent embarrassment of her, mostly.
Exactly.
And so this situation is now...
It's almost as if they did this on purpose in some funny way.
Exactly.
They still had the dog out there.
They didn't let the dog go.
They didn't let the dogs go, no.
Apparently this dog, if you listen to enough of these shows, is like a big Portuguese, big, massive, fast Portuguese killer that runs at an extremely high speed, hit across the lawn in less than a couple seconds, and jumps in the air and knocks you to the ground.
That's the style of dog it is.
Knocks you to the ground and then takes a big bite out of either an arm or a leg to keep you down.
Excellent.
Yeah, this thing you don't want to mess with.
I would like to remind everyone who is listening to this program that we are living under the Smith-Munt Act repealed media landscape.
Yes.
This is the reverse disclaimer we have for every show.
We need it desperately.
The Smith-Mund Act was overturned in 2013 with the National Defense Authorization Act, and it allows for materials produced by the State Department and the Broadcasting Board of Governors to be released within U.S. borders, and propaganda may be unleashed against the American people, which of course also trickles down to the rest of the world.
It's important you recall that.
For just about everything, it seems to be propaganda.
Yeah, it is.
Well, you're getting it from every which way, too.
I got the biggest kick out of some of the clips I got.
Oh, good.
There was a lot to do.
Yeah, there was a lot of stuff.
I watched hours of C-SPAN. All yesterday?
I found C-SPAN to be difficult.
I watched a lot of C-SPAN, but I kept catching these hearings on the lack of antibiotics hearings.
Yes, this was...
Did you get anything from it?
I mean, I got a lot of knowledge and education from it, but I couldn't get any poignant clips.
No, I had something about this in, I think, maybe Sunday's show, because this hearing was sometime late last week, I believe.
And it caught my eye because you had said we have an issue with antibiotics, and so it seemed like there was something.
I think the president released a directive about this.
There was just nothing really earth-shattering other than, yeah, we need to work on antibiotics.
The conclusion of the show was that they don't have the right incentives in place for the drug companies, which would mean R&D, tax credits, and those sorts of things.
They simply cannot rationalize working on these drugs with the current tax laws the way they are.
Is it the tax laws or is it something else?
I think it's the tax laws.
Why is that?
Well, because they would like to not pay any taxes ever.
Well, yes, we can't do any R&D with these tax laws.
This is an outrage.
Yes.
We can't do this show with these tax laws, John.
We have to have this changed.
Yes, well, that's what we're working on.
As I was flying back, I realized we have this global intelligence network that we've built up carefully over seven years' time.
And I'm seeing other podcasts and other...
Even maybe some...
Some mainstreamy things.
They're starting to figure out what this model is, but there's no way to catch up.
It takes a long time to build up a network, but also to have the system in place to allow this network to give information that we can then put onto the show.
And with these operations that have producers and associate producers and people running around and getting coffee and shuffling paper, it never makes it onto the air.
So we're like the direct link.
Because we don't have anyone beneath us that sorts things out.
You have to sort things out.
I have to sort things out ourselves off and on the fly.
And here's what I figured out.
We are the Uber of public radio.
Oh!
That's a good one.
We are the Uber of public radio.
Yes.
We are public radio, there's no doubt about that.
And we are the people's public radio.
We just don't have the $8 billion valuation.
Everything else is on track.
Yeah, yeah.
Track to oblivion.
Did you get your Dublin beef jerky?
No, I did not get my Dublin beef jerky.
I'm not remembering at the moment who sent it to me.
You have to write these things down in a book.
This is like an entire meal, a stick meal.
Yeah, that's what good beef jerky is all about.
This is so good.
And I'm kind of an idiot.
You know, if someone sends me this, I'm like, oh, I'll put that in my system.
Yeah, you probably shouldn't brag about that.
No, I looked at the packaging.
I think, oh, it looks pretty legit.
I should be okay.
It came at the same time as my $2.4 million donation from Jeffrey Skull.
I was in a believing mood.
Yeah, I get two of those a day.
So, just going back to the Global Intelligence Network, as I'm watching this really illusion that is taking place before our very eyes...
Now, we have to mention something.
I'm going to stop you here before we talk about this, because we have had an intelligence network in place for years, and we do occasionally run into bullshitters that throw stuff at us.
And I'm referring back to the days where you had the oil expert...
And we're not talking about Mr.
Oilers.
Some guy that gave us a bunch of bad information about the BP rig when it was on fire.
And we essentially...
Woo!
Yes!
It's the first one of the day.
Yeah, well, stop playing the buzzers.
I got a headache.
Just say it.
Anyway, this guy was just feeding us misinformation, and we had to get rid of him.
And this also reminds me of the so-called people in the Army, these experts that would deny...
This happened twice, by the way, two different guys, that said, oh, no, the reason that idiot...
What's his name?
One of the...
Who's the guy with all the badges covered from head to toe who had the affair?
McChrystal?
No, no, the other guy.
Not McChrystal.
You know...
He's the one who got caught up.
He was the head of the CIA. They kicked him out.
Yeah, that wasn't Petraeus.
Petraeus.
Yeah, Petraeus.
So Petraeus, you know, I was bitching about his uniform, thinking it's like lame.
He looks like a general from, you know, South America.
And we'd have one guy come, oh, no, no, it's required by army, blah, blah, blah.
And I said, no, it's the generals can design their own uniform.
He could wear a sailor suit.
Ah, yes.
And he said, that's not true.
Exactly, exactly.
Yeah.
And so, no, that's not true.
So then I had to go get the damn regs and pull them out and send them to the guy, and then he got banned.
And another guy came along with the same nonsense.
So we do have people like that, which muck up the works.
Okay, yes, that happens sometimes.
And usually other parts of the network catch it.
But what I wanted to point out, the mind is very, very good at filling in gaps, particularly when it's watching visual material.
Both of us have been in media all our lives.
I've been in it most of my adult life.
And with television, our minds are so well-trained now, being a second-generation television kid, and we have now third- and fourth-generation television kids growing up with manipulated video.
So when, an example, you're watching just a sitcom, doesn't matter what you're watching, and the scene switches from interior to exterior, your brain fills in all the gaps.
Of course they walked outside.
That part of the story does not need to be shown.
Your brain figures it out and it feels very comfortable to you.
And I should mention that a lot of studies have been done, anthropological studies of natives in various Africa and South America who have never seen television or movies for that matter.
And the early studies showed that one time they were showing a movie to some tribesman and somebody walked off screen and then the guy, everyone wondered where he went.
Look to the side.
Where did the guy go?
Yeah.
And this was similar to, I think this was brought up in the movie Hugo, where one of the earliest movies ever made in the late 1800s, I believe, of a train coming at you, a train being filmed coming at you, the tracks going by you, and people would duck.
Duck in the theater.
Exactly.
Without 3D. I mean, with 3D, you can maybe make an excuse because it looks like something's coming at you, but they would duck in the theater thinking that this train's going to hit them.
So what we are witnessing now, and I've really, it was hard, but I really tried to look at things objectively across the spectrum of reports.
We're seeing a combination of only a few things, and our brains are filling in the rest.
Right.
So if you go originally to the original beheading videos, your brain is filling in the blood, your brain is filling in the cutting, your brain is filling in the sawing sound, although that's been sweetened a little bit.
You have a headache, so I won't play the saw.
No, you can play the saw.
I don't want, I don't want, you know.
It's just a buzzer.
You, like, you, you, You freak me out, man.
You love that saw.
I know how much you love that saw.
How's that hitting?
The saw instead of the buzzer if I say essentially or weird.
Okay, hold on.
This is a very good idea.
Hold on one second.
I'll cue it up exactly for that.
Okay, let's see.
Bingo.
Good.
That's much better.
Okay, we'll do the saw instead of the buzzer.
Now, so here's what I'm seeing.
I'm seeing...
Actual footage from Raytheon, from their website, showing Tomahawk missiles launching from a ship.
I'm not kidding.
You go to Raytheon.com, I think.
I have links in the show notes.
Then you see...
Yeah, I love those pockets.
Then we see F-22 Raptor promotional video from the creators of the Raptor flying...
Then you switch to a...
You're going to be doing these sound effects all show, I can tell.
I'm pretty good at the tomahawk.
I like it.
It's not bad.
Hold on, let me turn this off.
All right.
Sorry, I had the D-star.
Were you going to do it from a distance?
I had the D-star on and turn it off.
And so then we have the Raptors.
They're flying around.
And then switch to a black and white video with crosshairs that shows an outline of a building.
And then back to the studio.
And it's like, well, here we go.
So I have not seen anything that is really convincing of what is going on.
This could be nothing.
It's all bull crap.
And my favorite shot recently, I don't know if you must have seen this.
I've seen this at least a dozen times.
You know, we're talking about blowing somebody up with drones.
We don't even know what these are.
They could be from a helicopter video.
We don't know.
But there's just a lone pickup truck in the middle of the desert.
Have you seen this pickup truck?
The one they blow up is the same one.
Yeah, it's a white lone pickup truck.
Nobody around it.
Very white.
And it gets blown to smithereens.
Okay, so what's that telling us?
Nothing.
Here's what I'd like to see.
If we blew up some refinery...
I wouldn't mind seeing the black and white video of that, but they're not even trying.
I'm just telling you.
Oh, this is a...
Yeah, we blew that.
A refinery.
If you blow up a refinery, this is apartheid.
This is a fire.
This is big.
Yeah, in fact, with the supposed ISIL people owning, bringing in $85 million a month or a week.
No, no, no, they're talking $2 million to $3 million per day.
Okay, $2 million to $3 million per day from their oil sales.
And they supposedly have a couple of refineries under their control.
How hard is it to stop this activity?
Not at all.
The EU is buying their oil, apparently.
What good is any of this?
So there's a couple angles to this.
Do they have to buy the oil or do they get their heads sawed off?
I'd make you a deal.
So there is a number of things going on, and I'll remind everybody that this $500 million to fight the counterterrorism fund to fight ISIL Is peanuts.
Bull crap.
In fact, it's probably only just about covering the inventory we're popping off.
Because that's all I'm seeing.
I believe we're shooting 200 tomahawks.
And these things, these are the 2 million bucks a pop, these things.
Outside of what it costs to run the ship and, you know, to press the button.
Two million bucks a pop, and also very coincidental that they had all this new stuff, just beginning of September.
Oh, you got to test it in the field.
Yeah, they did field testing.
Hold on, I think I have a...
Where was this link here?
So the Tomahawk Enhancement Showcase in Back-to-Back Flight Test September 9th.
September 22nd, Germany's Genoptic Defense and Civil System signed a cooperation agreement with Raytheon for the Tomahawk.
They were set for this.
This is all good.
Everyone up there, I think it's just popping off stuff so we can order more.
Well, I think, or to get other people to order them, I think the real goal is not for us to buy them.
Of course.
The real goal is for us to sell them.
To sell them.
Of course.
We use the taxpayers' money to pay for the collateral.
movie guys taking pictures of it and then they take it and say, look at, look what it did.
And then they put that same film you saw in front of some potential buyer, Saudi Arabia, you know, Cameroon.
I don't know.
That's, I think that's the only reason they're in.
I mean, it really works well if we say we have no boots on the ground, we are providing training and everybody has to be in or, you know, you'll be with them.
You'll be with the terrorists.
And I would believe that we fly a couple of these Raptors over to Saudi Arabia.
We land.
We put their Saudi pilots in the backseat.
Watch how we do it, brah!
And then we fly around and then we hand them the bill.
I really, I have no other evidence.
I think that's probably true.
I have no other evidence of anything taking place.
And I find it an outrage that most people, everyone's just accepting of it.
That no one is asking any questions.
Can we see anything?
Even with shock and awe, you'll recall what we had.
We had great fireworks over Baghdad.
That was impressive.
That was great.
You don't even need that.
That was the peak.
You don't even need it anymore.
You just tell people what's going on, and then you go back to the studio and you bring in some shills.
There was so much fear and fear porn going on.
Oh, it was ridiculous, and I've got a couple of examples of it.
I have several.
I'd love to hear yours first.
Absolutely.
Well, let's play the longest one.
Okay.
Which is, I think, highly entertaining.
As long as it is, it's highly entertaining.
This is Glenn Beck.
Hmm.
And, you know, we've minimized the number of times we've approached these types of presenters.
But Beck has got his Washington correspondent on, and he's having a back and forth with this woman who appears to be about 28 years old.
Does anyone still care about Glenn Beck?
Does he have viewers?
Is this thing working, this Blaze thing of his?
I think he's getting traction, but I don't know.
But whatever the case is, he is pushing the fear to such an extreme that I wonder if he's buying into it, because it reminded me a little bit of Leo on the last twit.
Oh my goodness, if people didn't see that, let me paraphrase.
Leo asked you, aren't you afraid of ISIS coming in and killing us?
And he looked at you, and you of course said, no, this is bullcrap, you're reading the wrong papers, I think is what you said.
Yes, that's what I said.
Now, it looked to me like he had actual fear on his face.
He did.
It was strange.
He backed off a little bit when I confronted him.
But it's like the same as Glenn Beck, which is amusing to me, since one's a liberal, which means they've got the political spectrum covered.
From left to right, it's covered with fear and bullcrap.
So Beck is like freaking out, and he brings this idiot woman on, and I'm telling you, she's an idiot.
And they go back and forth, and I know she's making half of this.
I had discussions with foreign diplomats, and that's all bull.
But you've got to listen to this, because it is a jaw-dropper.
I mean, I told my staff this morning after I saw it, I had a meeting, and I said...
I want everybody here, I want to know how to disconnect from New York in case we need to get the network on from Washington or from Dallas or from New York and we don't have the others, we don't have access, how do we do it?
Stay away from Dallas!
Because this is serious.
These people are real.
Yes, Glenn, this is very serious.
This is very real.
I've been in touch with European officials as well as U.S. officials, and there is an imminent threat.
I think we've seen, as we're opening our episode tonight, unfortunately, the breaking news is that...
Wait, may I interrupt this and I'll shut up for the rest of the clip?
I know you want me to be quiet.
Only the last 30 seconds you have to be quiet.
I'll be quiet.
I just wanted to point out that the imminent threat definition...
Which she brings up here very specifically was defined in a white paper in February 2013 by the administration.
And I just wanted, because this is what was used as an excuse to bomb these guys who've never heard of.
Right.
An imminent threat of violent attack against the United States does not require the United States to have clear evidence that a specific attack on U.S. persons and interests will take place in the immediate future.
future.
An imminent threat of violent attack against the United States does not require the United States to have clear evidence that a specific attack on the U.S. persons and interests will take place in the immediate future.
Can I try to reprise something out of this?
I believe that we discussed something similar to this.
Which, maybe a couple years ago, where they, what you do is you find a generally accepted term and then officially redefine it into something else.
We've seen this a number of times.
Yes, and then continue to use the term because nobody, for example, tells us that imminent threat, as stated by the U.S. government, doesn't mean anything.
It's just bogus.
Just whenever we feel like it.
But nobody listening to Beck and this woman would, that's not what goes through, no, oh my god, that means to me the guy's head is standing outside my window with a gun pointed at my head.
Precisely.
Precisely.
Yeah, good, that's why I forgot about that.
That's a very, you know, let's just get in here we go with the...
Here we go.
This is why I love what we do.
I have time to think about this all day.
Well, this is the beauty of it.
Yeah, vow of poverty, but screw it.
I'm having fun doing this.
Law enforcement.
I'm sorry.
Yes?
Yeah, no, I'm just saying let her rip.
Yeah, let her rip.
Okay, here we go.
Fortunately, the breaking news is that law enforcement has increased its terror alert today.
They're on the lookout for people possibly operating by themselves or with others to create attacks like we saw in Great Britain, where they hacked to death a British soldier in the middle of the street.
Possibly like we just saw in Algeria, where they have confirmed that a French hiker in Algeria was taken by Islamic State supporters, radicals, members of the group, and beheaded.
And his video is now uploaded to the Internet.
This is...
Do I get to talk about that before the end of the clip?
If you want.
Yeah, it's a good time to stop.
Okay, so this video is very interesting.
I have not seen it.
I didn't know that a video ever came out with this guy.
Now, I have the version that cite the group that is always lucky enough to find these videos and then charges intelligence organizations $2,500 a month per pop just to see them.
So now it's the same template, but there are some significant differences.
They have the beginning of some news footage.
They have President of France, Hollande, talking about their involvement.
And then it's in French.
It's the same black and white lettering.
The screen that pops out.
The whole template is the same.
Then they have something new.
No longer do we have The guy in black with the knife in the left hand, the prisoner on his knees in the orange jumpsuit.
Now we have a different group clearly fit into the template of the previous videos.
But this is very different.
It looks much more disorganized.
These guys are, it's very unclear, although you do see the French guy on his knees, but it's grainy video.
It's just, it may actually be a real beheading, although doubtful when you see what happens at the end.
And then when they go to the cut So they push the guy on the ground.
One's holding down his legs and the other one, with a small knife again, a pen knife, starts to saw.
Can't these guys go buy a machete at least?
Well, here's what's interesting.
I mean, a scimitar's the way to do this.
Here's what's interesting.
Then it fades to black.
But in the black...
There are two frames from the previous beheading subliminally In the black.
Oh, I'd seen these two frames.
And anyway, I couldn't see it on my laptop at first, and I thought it had been altered, the footage, the original footage, maybe with some hoax.
But then I looked at it on a monitor, and you can really see it, but what's strange is the guy's neck, I think it's Foley, the guy's neck, it's like a rubberized doll.
It's like a foot and a half long.
Yeah.
It's all stretched out.
And it's black.
Very strange.
Then they come back from the so-called beheading.
The body is in a very different pose, but still on the ground.
And the head is, you know, that looks kind of Photoshop.
But what's interesting is the shot that they have of the group and the body on the ground, which then cuts again to the body in a different position, and then one guy holding the head, but he could be holding just a green screen ball because he's really not moving it much.
It's hard to tell.
But they've blurred out all the sides, really a majority of the perimeter of the screen.
Which leads me to believe there's something that needs to be hidden there.
And I'm probably shooting past the set or God knows what.
But really look at that video.
And to me, I believe those frames were intentional.
They were put in to be subliminal.
I thought about this a lot.
At first, I thought maybe it's a mistake in the template that they just cut and pasted some black into that.
Possible.
Because that's...
We'll use the black that we used on the previous video.
We'll just cut and paste it in.
But the long neck thing was strange.
And I went back to the original video.
Did not see that in their fade to black.
So I don't know.
It's very unreasonable to think this just...
It was by accident.
But they're hiding something in the whole last scene of the video.
Well, you know, there's a couple of things come to mind right away.
First of all...
When are they going to get some guy who's competent at Final Cut Pro?
These are incompetent videos, and you have to assume that there are competent people somewhere in one of these organizations that can actually do this right.
I don't think it's necessary anymore.
Here's what I'm feeling.
Just like the original innocence of Muslims, which someone contracted to put that out there.
It was completely doofus, dumb, stupid.
But...
I think that what is going to happen now is we are going to have groups out there who don't give a crap, and they're going to just do real beheadings.
Yes, that would be...
That would be beautiful, and all they have to do is just throw it into the template, and everyone will get better at it.
But now I think that we're going to see real beheadings, because of course there's enough crazies out there saying, this is great, we can get on TV. For a moment.
So anyway, so that's enough on that.
And now I'll shut up and we'll listen to the rest of the Beck thing, which is...
They're all...
Okay, the two of them, let's get back to Glenn.
The two of them are scared to death.
A very, very serious time.
And I think tonight's show, unfortunately, will show the American public how serious of a threat we have in our country, how our porous border has become...
And right now, we just got a report, got it right here...
Right now.
San Diego has now issued a terror alert at all their bases.
They're concerned that possibly maybe somebody came across the border.
I talked to a source in Texas who says there is the same concern there in the El Paso area as well as some other areas that people may have crossed the border that the United States is not aware of yet.
They are trying to track people down.
So this is it.
This is as real as it gets right now.
This, by the way, is what, and I'll shut up because it's 50 seconds left.
This is what Alex Jones does.
This is real!
This is real!
This is not fake!
This is real!
This is real!
That's how you scare people into things.
I do not like this.
And tonight's show, we'll show that.
When's the last time that you saw our government spring into this kind of a terror alert?
9-11, just after 9-11 a couple of times.
We saw the governments in the British government sprung into action a couple of times, particularly because they had successful attacks after September 11th on British soil.
We saw it with the Madrid train bombing, where the Spanish government went into alert.
Now we're seeing it across the board.
There is believed to be, at this point in time, more than three 30,000 European members of the Islamic State.
And Glenn, we showed in this documentary that Al-Baghadi...
Al-Baghadi?
Hey, wait a minute.
That was produced.
Yeah, we listen and listen and listen, and then she says Al-Baghadi.
Al-Baghadi.
I love it.
This is going nowhere.
Al Bugatti.
All right.
By the way, I think we should use Al Bugatti.
That's our guy from now on.
All right.
But I get to do some porn now.
Let me do some porn.
Here is Dianne Feinstein.
Oh, no.
Then she is, of course, we know that she is a member of the House Intelligence Committee.
No, no, no.
She's the head of the Senate.
I'm sorry, the Senate.
Thank you.
The head.
The head.
Well, that's very, very coincidental as she is now going to set us up.
I think this was on maybe Face the...
Face the front or face the nation.
Face the back.
Face the back.
Sniff the glove.
Here she is with her initial fear porn.
And mind you, she has a tell, which I'm seeing everywhere now.
A number of people have this tell, including John F. Carey.
And I think there are essentially three major groups.
...would affect our national security, affect our homeland.
Of course, one of them is ISIL. Another is AQAP coming out of Yemen that has a bomb that goes through magnetometers.
Has a bomb that goes through...
Now, she said ISIL. Then she said AQAP with a bomb that goes through magnetometers.
And then the third one...
...tried to get four of those on different occasions into our country.
And there is ISIL. That was the first one.
So she has three, but she mentioned ISIL twice.
And of course, no one called her on that.
Each one of these is capable one day, some sooner than later, of a strike against our country.
So this is not a good situation.
With ISIL, in my view, at least it's a little...
Now listen to what she's saying, ISIL. Susan Rice started this, and it's ISIL. Susan Rice is now saying ISIL, but I think there's a reason for that as well.
Yeah, I heard a number of people say ISIL. There's a reason for this, and I think we're going to discover this as we move through some of these recordings.
More complicated.
This aims to be a country, a caliphate.
It has a third of Syria already.
It's occupied some 14, 15 cities in Iraq.
Oh, there's the tell!
Whenever she gets into a big lie, she starts to cough.
And listen to what she's going to say.
Excuse me.
It beheads children.
I have a picture of what I estimate to be a six-year-old girl in a gingham party dress, white tights, a little red band around her wrist, Mary Jane's, and she's lying on the ground and her head is gone.
I want to see the picture.
And her head is gone, she says.
And her head is gone.
So she's talking about her Mary Janes, which are those kind of step-in shoes.
Yeah.
She's talking about, what was the dress?
The gingham dress.
Yeah, you're giving an image, although I can't imagine anyone wearing an outfit like this in the Middle East, but we're getting the image of a little American girl, Midwesterner, probably from Indiana, sweetest thing ever, everybody's adorable friend.
And?
No head.
And her head is gone.
That's right.
Now let's listen to this again.
Heights, a little red band around her wrist, Mary Janes, and she's lying on the ground and her head is gone.
This could be an American child, it could be a European child, it could be a child anywhere.
Just remember this.
And her head is gone.
You just need to keep remembering this.
Her head is gone, okay?
And this is the mentality of the group that we are so concerned with.
They have killed thousands.
They are marching on.
They have an army.
They're well organized.
Many of us believe they're aimed at Baghdad, perhaps our embassy there, and who knows what else.
Yeah, we know what else.
And her head is gone.
All right, now here's Diane coming out with her tell again.
I just found it fascinating with another line.
Talking more about what we may have to do and that we have to do what's necessary here.
Well, the president, excuse me, has a strategy.
Ah, yes.
That was the big lie.
The president has a strategy.
That's a good punchline.
And we'll hear Kerry do the same thing.
Now, what...
Again, all this filling in the blanks and how your brain does stuff.
So CNN decided that they were going to go right to the heart of the action, which was live shoot...
building in New York, which I found to be fascinating.
In fact, at one point, and I put this picture in the show notes as well, there's Wolf Blitzer on a split screen with Christiane Anumpur, and the backgrounds are almost identical.
The same flag, the same building.
They're standing next to each other.
And I should mention that this does go on.
All the time.
I'm going to stop for a second.
Sure.
With her nostrils of doom.
At Tech TV, nobody liked the Silicon Spin show, at least the executives, because I was running it largely.
I never showed up for anything but the show.
Wait a minute.
Didn't Leo invent that?
No, no, not Silicon Spin.
What did he do?
He had his own show.
Okay.
Anyway, Silicon...
No, I always had these kinds of things.
So at one time, they said, we've got to change the show.
And I said, why?
I said, you're crapping out.
Nobody's watching it.
Well, nobody's watching it anyway, so it didn't make any difference.
So they changed the show to a format that half the shows had me...
On a split screen, talking to a guy on a split screen, and the guy was across the room from me.
He's standing right there.
I could see him.
And I would always say, why don't we just bring him to the desk?
He's right here!
Did you have to pretend there was a satellite delay?
Yeah!
No, I didn't do that.
We didn't get that good.
That's a funny idea.
The satellite delay will be picking them up in a second.
I'm sorry.
What did you say, John?
I'm sorry.
I stepped on your delay there.
What did you say?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, exactly.
But no, the guy was right there.
Why don't you bring him to the desk?
I could talk to him directly.
No, no, no, no.
This is better.
Exactly.
But that's what's going on.
What you observed is you can be sure that they're just across from each other.
So even if you abstract yourself...
Now, I'm pretty good at this because I've been there.
I still get sucked into things from time to time.
And I was watching guests on the show.
And everyone was out there.
And then we have Giuliani on the show.
Then he's sitting there next to Brolf in all the gates, the protectionary measures, I guess, in front of the UN building.
And he wants to promote something else, which I'll talk about in a moment, which he did on that show.
I have a better version of it.
But he is not well rehearsed anymore.
He's going back into law practice, doing big cases, and he kind of forgot you're not supposed to...
Give it away, what you're doing.
And you're supposed to read your scripts ahead of time.
And Rolf manages him okay.
But it was very telling what happened here.
Joining us now, Rudy Giuliani.
He was the mayor of New York on 9-11.
Mr.
Mayor, thanks very much for coming in.
Nice to meet you.
What worries you more, and you know a lot about this subject, an organized al-Qaeda-like attack which occurred on 9-11, or these lone wolves who might be coming back, who might be inspired, if you will, to go ahead and kill some Americans?
Now, before we move on, I might have to ask you, Dr.
Dvorak.
What would worry you more?
Al-Qaeda who caused the 9-11 or just lone wolves?
Which one would you be more afraid of?
Well, if I was going to be afraid, I'd probably be more afraid of the local police clubbing me.
Would you please play the game?
Well, let's see.
Well, because things have changed and there is no chance of anything like the 9-11 attack, lone wolves are the only real option.
I'm sorry?
I would tell those lone wolves, you don't know where they're coming from.
I hate to say it, but I think the lone wolves worry me more.
Why?
Because they're harder to follow.
They're harder to track.
It's harder to get intelligence.
Now pay close attention to what happens here.
With Al-Qaeda, with the organized groups, there's a chance for infiltration.
There's a chance for surveillance, electronic surveillance.
There are international communications.
When you have things like this, this ISIS leader saying, you know, go off and do your own thing, nobody has to communicate with anybody.
And I think our level of intelligence about ISIS is not at the same level that our level of intelligence about Al-Qaeda was.
Hold on a second.
What?
Our intelligence of ISIL is not at the level that ours was on Al-Qaeda.
Before 9-11, this is what Giuliani is saying, and he's going to throw something on top right now.
That way, it frightens me more.
Now, so far, they haven't shown the capacity that al-Qaeda had for the kind of attack they did on September 11.
So maybe we're exaggerating it a bit, but I think it's better.
Don't let him say we're exaggerating!
We're exaggerating it a bit, but I think it's better to exaggerate this than it is to take it lightly.
Because they do have excellent recruiting techniques, propaganda videos.
Now Giuliani's realized the error of his ways, but he says it's better to exaggerate so people are afraid.
Brolf jumps in to bring a laundry list of things that we need to be afraid of.
They're fantastic recruiting videos.
And Giuliani realizes the error of his ways and just slides into all-in, head-bob-and-yes motions.
Very sophisticated, the ones they're putting out.
And they have a ton of money.
They've taken hundreds of millions of dollars from one bank in Mosul alone in northern Iraq.
It's amazing how they organize themselves.
Amazing how they organize themselves.
Yes, you're right, bro.
It really is amazing.
And it's amazing how good they've become as fighters.
Fighters!
You're right.
It's over.
Someone went...
Shhh, Mr.
Mayor.
They moved in Iraq.
Let's not forget that ISIS started off as al-Qaeda in Iraq and morphed into ISIS. This is an al-Qaeda splinter group, if you will.
It's developed a bogus history.
What's that?
Let's develop a bogus history on the fly.
And Giuliani got these memes out there.
So everybody goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I don't know if it's true.
It may even be more important and more effective against the U.S. than Al-Qaeda is.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Meme.
Here's what's interesting.
Meme.
Listen to Brolf say this.
He's almost pleading, if you listen to the inflection of his voice...
He's almost pleading the mayor to say, please just say they're more important than al-Qaeda.
Please just get on board with what I'm saying.
Please.
May, I don't know if it's true, may even be more important and more effective against the U.S. than al-Qaeda is.
Now, on the other side of it...
And then he doesn't take the bait.
Moron.
Moron.
But he says something else funny here.
On the other side of it, I think they have gone so far that they have alienated more of the world, including a good part of the Islamic world.
That is key here.
What I'm hearing now from everybody is, it's subtle, but it's in there all the time, and every single clip that we have, it comes up, and this is why I think it's become ISIL. This is Islam that has been hijacked.
This is the new meme.
And specifically, everywhere, this is Islam, but these are not the good Islams, these are the bad Islams.
I think it's all intended to put Islam in a very negative light.
Here is Secretary of State Jean F. Carie.
I have to play the blowjob intro first from Christiana Anumpur, who is so all in on this.
Listen, she has a sit-down interview with him, which they use portions of throughout the 24-hour cycle.
Here she is welcoming the Secretary of Chris, thank you, and we'd like to also welcome our viewers who are joining from around the world as we take this first opportunity to interview Secretary of State John Kerry at this amazing time in history.
Amazing time in history!
It was just an amazing time, isn't it?
Right now, welcome to the program.
Welcome to CNN, Secretary.
Welcome to CNN. Welcome, welcome during this amazing time.
This is just fabulously amazing.
No, it's not.
Now here's Kerry with the Islam meme.
It will involve major effort to reclaim Islam by Muslims.
Mmm, reclaim by Muslims!
By those to whom it belongs.
And I think you will hear more from the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia, from the Council, from people all around the world who are outraged by what ISIL is doing to Islam.
Ah!
This is putting Islam in a bad light.
And if you would just consider that Israel is being real quiet right now.
Everyone's doing their work and propagating this meme.
It used to be just radical Muslims.
Now it has switched.
I recall you were not allowed to say radical Islam.
You said radical Muslims.
Now the narrative has changed.
Here's Carrie with the...
It seems like an across-the-board tell now from anyone who's in on the game.
Once you've done the first one or two days of fixed targets, buildings, vehicles, this and that...
Sure, this and that.
You know, buildings, vehicles, this and that.
She is so well-briefed.
She's a pro.
She's very good.
Surely it needs special forces on the ground to be able to identify future targets.
Well, there are a lot of different parts of this.
He always does this.
He's always coughing when he's going to lie.
Clearly, intelligence comes from people on the ground.
There's no question about that.
But there are lots of people on the ground already.
Whoa!
Why are we laughing?
What is that?
That's another tell of his.
He says, there's lots of people on the ground.
Why is he laughing?
But there are lots of people on the ground already.
Why are you laughing?
Because it's a big joke and you're lying to everybody about combat boots on the ground.
Why is he laughing?
That's a good question.
I don't know why he's laughing.
I think that what he's indicating, it is a big joke and that's why you would laugh.
We've got tons of people on the ground.
In fact, the whole ISIL operation is ours.
Yes.
And this is the same as Anderson Pooper and Jake Fapper laughing about advisors.
Everybody's in on the joke, but they're not allowed to tell you.
And Kerry is just laughing about it.
There are lots of people on the ground already.
You stupid fools.
In different forms.
And I'm not going to go into all of that, but there are...
What?
A fat blob, and there's a tall, skinny woman.
Intelligence systems, there are other countries.
There are lots of inputs to intel with respect to ISIL. That's number one.
Do you feel you have it?
Well, we will continue.
Shut up.
Okay.
Kerry, briefly on this brand new...
These are all short clips.
On this brand new group we've never heard of, Coruscant.
Yeah, Coruscant came into the conversation about a week ago.
Clapper brought it up, didn't he?
Maybe.
I think Clapper was the first one to bring it up.
Yeah, Clapper, this guy.
Who doesn't know anything.
He didn't even know when we had shut...
Do you recall when they had shut down?
Yeah, son was shut down and he was doing it and they asked him he didn't know anything.
No, he doesn't know anything.
I think we were pretty convinced of that.
By the way, I think that was also a Christiana Anumpur interview, was it not?
I don't remember.
So here, do you have something you want to interject?
No, no, I'm all ears on this.
So this is the new group.
Now, the Coruscant, the fact that we've never heard of it is funny.
It also indicates a region.
And the Wikipedia page for these guys only started September 21st.
Of last year?
No, this year.
What?
Yeah!
Oh, so this is a scam.
Yeah, if you look at, well, I would presume so.
Let me find the, I had the wiki page.
You know, I listen to all this, and I kind of am on the same page with you on pretty much all of it.
Except for I can't figure out what the endgame is.
Oh.
It's frightening the public to the point where people are thinking that some ISIL guy is going to show up, you know, in Petaluma and start cutting his throat.
Oh, John.
Oh, John.
Don't get people to stop him because nobody's armed.
I got it.
No.
This is really the beginning of the big endgame.
This is everything.
Shut down hate speech on the internet.
Total filtering of the internet for unlawful hate speech.
Well, the hate speech thing is interesting because I actually do have a clip.
But I want to get these other clips out of the way before I play my clip.
I was listening to this.
I'm just going to the oldest.
I have here the oldest edit.
Or creation on Wikipedia for Khorasan Islamist Group I have at September 21st created page of 2014.
Okay.
So let me just play the...
So then we have to know at this point that anytime you...
This is total bullcrap.
Yeah.
Let me play the carry thing, and then I want you to move to yours.
Because I mean, they make it out to be some big deal.
Oh, please.
Again, people just buy, though, whatever.
Well, these are remnants of al-Qaeda, core al-Qaeda, as we call it.
Core, prime.
These are people who were...
We're definitively plotting against the United States and the West.
We have been tracking them for some period of time now.
And it is true that we didn't put a lot of public focus on it because we really didn't want people, we didn't want them to know.
We didn't want people to know that we were going to use this bullcrap excuse.
What did he stop himself from saying there?
We didn't want them to know.
Hold on, I'm rolling back a little bit.
This guy is great to listen to.
Back it up and let's listen to it.
Public focus on it because we really didn't want people, we didn't want them to know.
Yes, you flub but recover good, big white man with fortune.
We were in fact tracking them as effectively as we were.
So this would have happened with or without ISIL. We were focused on them, and the moment actually was ripe.
There were active plots against our country.
Active plots?
We knew where they were, and we did what we needed to do.
Can you tell us what the plots were, precisely?
No, I can't.
I'm not going to go into that.
They haven't figured it out yet.
...to say that we knew that there were active plots against the country.
Active plots.
You think that...
Let's stop for a second and go over this, what I thought was a ball drop.
Do you know...
Why...
You know, if you're going to do this, if you're going to pull some group out of the blue and make up a wiki page and then start talking about them as though they're...
And as though they're a big deal and they have active plots, don't you think it would be...
Well, okay, what I'm going to say that I'm going to take back and I'll tell you why.
Don't you think that you could come up with a couple of just fantastic active plots that you thwarted just to brag about it?
I know where you're going to take it back.
Take it back is that people would research this and figure it out.
I think it's even worse.
They know that it is not necessary because look at what's trending.
None of this is trending.
No one gives a crap about this, John.
No one cares.
No one cares.
It's just set dressing.
It's just like a skirt in front of a table at a low-grade podcast conference.
That's what they're just hanging in front of it.
Yeah, that's redundant, by the way.
Thank you.
I got my award, by the way.
My podcast award is beautiful.
Isn't it?
And it's a U.S. Marine Corps knife that I got.
Did you get one of those?
I think it fits on a bayonet, too.
It fits on a bayonet, too.
Yeah, the whole point is that just by saying these things, again, here's how it works.
Fear, fear, fear.
So...
Flying off stuff.
Jets flying.
Then the black and white.
And then back to the studio.
You don't need to show anything.
You don't need to come up with anything elaborate.
And keep it simple because otherwise people will start to mess it up.
So it's okay for Feinstein to go off script a little bit and talk about the picture of the girl who has no head.
You can do those things just to add some flavor.
Flavor crystals.
But you can't make it too elaborate.
It's not necessary.
Nobody cares!
Did you have a clip?
No.
Well, I do have a clip about...
Let's finish this off.
Let me finish this off.
Exactly.
I'll look at my clip list and see if there's anything there.
So Kerry needs to help us understand a couple of things.
One, be afraid, be afraid, be afraid.
It's going to take a long time.
This is very important.
We all understand it's going to take a long time.
Barack had the same comment.
Everybody had it.
Everybody.
This is part of the talking points.
Here's Kerry with his version.
We've stopped the onslaught.
That was what we were able to achieve with air power.
They were moving towards Erbil.
They were moving towards Baghdad.
Baghdad could well have fallen.
Erbil could have fallen.
They could have control of all of the oil fields.
We've re-secured the Mosul Dam.
We've protected the Haditha Dam.
We broke the siege at Amerli.
We broke the siege at Sinjar Mountain.
So air power has been effective.
And now, as their supplies begin to get hit and other things begin to happen, I believe there is the possibility of a slow degrading that ultimately, and I say ultimately because the president's been clear, this will take time.
You and others.
Should not be looking for some massive retreat within the next week or two.
By the way, he's talking to Anumpur right now.
You, you, big nostril lady, and others, listen to me.
Not within two weeks.
And others should not be looking for some massive retreat within the next week or two.
There are going to have to be major efforts to stand up tribes to do the kind of thing that happened with the sons of Ambar, with the Iraqi awakening that took place years ago.
Yeah, whatever.
Fine.
Then we have the main point.
This is what he's really out there to say.
To communicate.
And Christiane, I think, blew it.
She didn't ask the question, so he had to bring it up.
We're focused on the now, and we're focused on the future.
And what is clear is the president has determined that he has the legal capacity.
Remember, there were serious questions of legality about what could and couldn't be done previously.
There was a big debate over chemical weapons, even.
We didn't have the same kind of legality to go do chemical weapons.
What?
Go do them.
Oh yeah.
He's talking about doing chemical weapons.
That's what he said.
Oh yeah.
There was a big debate over chemical weapons even.
We didn't have the same kind of legality to go do chemical weapons that we do now have.
Yahoo!
Guys say, yeah, spray the bitches.
We're going to use chemical weapons on them.
We've got the legality.
That's what he just said.
I heard it.
Because of the request of the government of Iraq?
They say, hey, could you throw some chemical weapons on these people, please?
We didn't have a request from the government of Syria because international law clearly recognizes a right of self-defense and collective self-defense, and we have the legality to do what we're doing today.
That mattered to the president.
This is the part that I find very interesting.
This is a great find.
Yes.
And if you look at the legality, he is specifically referring to the United Nations Security Council Resolution 2178, which everybody signed off on lickety-split.
Right.
Lickety-lickety-split.
And I have a breakdown of that with some of the main points.
But it most certainly...
Here it is.
This is the fact sheet, which I liked even more.
For the first time, I liked the fact sheet better than the original document.
This is from the State Department.
Fact sheet.
Today, President Obama is chairing a historic high-level summit of the UN Security Council, blah-de-blah-de-blah, adopted under Chapter 7 of the UN Charter.
Now, Chapter 7 is very important in this place.
In this particular case, reaffirms the member states must comply their human rights obligations when fighting terrorism, etc., etc., defines the term foreign terrorist fighter as, quote, individuals who travel to a state other than their states of residence or nationality for the purpose of perpetrating, planning, or preparation of or participation in terrorist acts or the providing or receiving of terrorist training, including in connection with armed conflict.
Well, that's a pretty broad list.
So everyone now has to come together.
This is why I say the endgame.
This is the ultimate endgame.
I think they're giving it a try.
This is connecting 40, 50 nations, whatever they're coming up with, whatever numbers they're coming up with.
And now joining hands with Interpol and other UN agencies.
Here it is.
And recent adoption by the Global Counterterrorism Fund of Recommended Good Practices.
And here are the obligations.
Requires...
Again, this is the resolution.
Requires countries to prevent and suppress recruiting, organizing, transporting, and equipping of foreign terrorists...
What are FTFs again?
Foreign terrorist...
Fighters?
I don't know.
Hold on.
I need that defined.
Yeah, foreign terrorist fighters.
Yes, thank you.
And the financing of FTF travel and activities.
Requires countries to have laws that permit the prosecution of...
Their nationals and others departing their terrorists who travel or attempt to travel for terrorist purposes.
The willful provision or collection of funds by their nationals or in their territories with the intent or knowledge they will be used to finance travel of FTFs.
The willful organization or facilitation by their nationals or in the territories of such travel then requires countries to prevent the entry or transit of individuals believing to be traveling for terrorism-related purposes.
Traveling for terrorism-related purposes.
So we will have exit visas, I believe, eventually, that will determine if you can leave the country depending on where you're going, what your final destination is.
And then calls upon the states to enhance efforts and take steps to decrease the risk of radicalization to terrorism in their societies, such as engaging relevant local communities, empowered concerned groups of civil society, and adopting tailored approaches to countering FTF recruitment.
And this includes the Internet.
The Internet.
For this is hate speech and other forms of real exercise of freedom of speech will be foreboding, will be foreboding.
Well, that's, yeah, that's, yeah.
This is part, all part of this big endgame.
Alright, well I've got a couple of comments on that.
I do have a clip of Cameron.
He was in New York for the United Nations, I guess, and he showed up in the studio with Brian Williams.
And they had a long talk about ISIL. And it was weird.
Do I get to do anything?
I didn't say it, that's what's unusual.
Anyway, listen to Cameron, and let's see if we can pull anything out of this, which kind of leads down the same path.
Of a successful, democratic, pluralistic Syria, Iran can play a constructive role in helping to bring that about.
You talked about the ISIS threat.
What is the ISIS threat to the UK? And what have you learned further about the ISIS threat to our country?
I think the threat is very clear, that you've got here not a terrorist organization that is, as it were, leeching off another state, as we had in Afghanistan with Al-Qaeda and the Taliban state.
Here you've got ISIS, which is a terrorist organization, controlling a state.
It has oil.
It has money.
It has territory.
It has weapons.
And there's no doubt in my mind it has already undertaken and is planning further plots in Europe, including in my own country, in order to kill and maim innocent people.
And the same applies to the United States of America.
So this is a fight you cannot opt out of.
These people want to kill us.
They have got us in their sights, and we have to put together this coalition, working with, right across the board, all those countries I mentioned, to make sure that we ultimately destroy this evil organization.
Evil!
Okay.
That's pretty good fear porn.
I have, um...
No, I liked what he did for his UK citizens even better.
To defeat ISIL and organizations like it, we must defeat this ideology in all its forms.
Uh-huh.
As evidence emerges about the backgrounds of those convicted of terrorist offences, it is clear that many of them were initially influenced by preachers who claim not to encourage violence, but whose worldview can be used as a justification for it.
We know this worldview, the peddling of lies, that 9-11 was somehow a Jewish plot, or that the 7-7 London attacks were staged.
Hold on a second.
Is he saying that people who say this, which would be truthers, are inciting terrorism?
I think he's doing it, but I don't think he's doing it overtly.
I don't think that's what his goal is here.
I think his goal is, now as I'm listening to this...
The conservatives in England, which are trying to wrest control of Britain for themselves, as we discussed during the Scottish election, so they can run things.
I really believe they want to oust all the packies that they can, but they've never had an excuse to do so.
They had that one cleric that was...
Right after 9-11 was preaching about how important it is to blow up airliners under any circumstances.
And they couldn't extradite the guy.
They couldn't get the guy out.
They couldn't throw him out of the country because of the way the laws are written, largely governed by the liberals coming in from Scotland and Northern Ireland and Wales.
And I believe that what we're looking at here is the first, the opening salvo of an attempt to rid the country of these questionable Muslims.
And I think this is going to be interesting to watch how they pull it off.
That 9-11 was somehow a Jewish plot, or that the 7-7 London attacks were staged.
The idea that Muslims are persecuted all over the world as a deliberate act of Western policy.
The concept of an inevitable clash of civilizations.
We must be clear, to defeat the ideology of extremism, we need to deal with all forms of extremism, not just violent extremism.
That's right.
That means talking extremism.
Talking extremism, that's correct.
I'm going to jump around real quick to Rear Admiral Kirby, who is the spokeshole for the Pentagon.
And I will point out here, it should be overly obvious to people, but it may not be, that the people who are on the news are the people who were in the government previously.
So when you have Morrell, the number two guy at CIA, who is now a correspondent, when you have all of these generals and admirals, Bob Bear, just tons of...
It's incestuous.
It looks very planned when you see Jay Carney leaving and showing up immediately on every single CNN show as the shill for the administration on the inside.
It should be obvious this is happening.
This is the propaganda.
Now that it's legal, now that it can happen...
I believe that we have just sent these people off on dual contracts.
You'll still get your packet in the mail from the government, and you also get to do anything you want on CNN or, you know, however the payment works.
But it's clearly now taken over.
How long will this kind of campaign continue, this offensive in both Iraq and Syria?
I think that we need to steel ourselves, and certainly here in the military, we're steeling ourselves for a long conflict.
I couldn't give you a certain date on the calendar when it'll all be over, but the guidance that we've been given, the orders that we've been given, has been crystal clear.
We're going to degrade, destroy, we're going to defeat ISIL. That could take years, and we're preparing ourselves for that length of time and that effort.
Hell yeah!
Yeah, but be prepared.
There it is.
There's your...
The answer is going to take years.
This is great.
This is a common meme.
All these guys are saying the same thing.
They're trying to get us ready for a long slog.
Very long.
Against a, you know, we don't even know what we're doing here kind of operation.
Now, I have two things I can do here.
Three things.
Well, let me play one thing that's kind of interesting with a little background.
Please.
And this has actually been sweetened a little bit because I've noticed...
Again, we go back to Bill O'Reilly and he shows up on Glenn Beck's show.
And O'Reilly is promoting the idea that we should have an independent mercenary army.
I love this.
This was very funny to me.
It's got nothing to do with anything.
So he has Eric Prince on his show.
And nobody gets Eric Prince.
From Blackwater Z Academy.
He's retired now.
And I believe this whole thing is a scam to get Eric Prince and the government to run this...
If they're not already...
Well, he might be.
But whatever the case is, Eric Prince comes on.
He answers like two questions.
It's like a ten-minute segment.
It's eight minutes of O'Reilly prattling on about one thing or another, especially this mercenary army.
They have 25,000 quick hitters.
And Prince goes, yeah, yeah, it's not a bad idea.
And then he goes on and on.
Now, he comes on Glenn Beck with the same idea.
But I noticed a couple of little anomalies.
Matthew McConaughey likes to say, all right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
And O'Reilly says all right all the time.
He talks to you and then he'll say, and I think that's a pretty good deal, all right?
And then he's da-da-da, all right?
And he throws this in a lot.
Instead of saying right, he says all right.
He says all right, yeah.
He does a little right.
Sometimes it comes out as right, but it's generally just throws it in.
You don't notice it normally.
You will notice it if he says it three times, though.
And so I've modified this clip.
And I also did the same thing with Beck, who says basically a lot.
Yeah.
A very good solution, basically, basically, basically of a private army.
And I wondered if it was even constitutional.
I looked it up and we talked about it after you left.
And I think it is actually constitutional.
It's absolutely constitutional.
And that is the solution for the ground situation.
And it doesn't demand...
To diminish the United States Armed Forces, it stays the same.
All right?
But to put together a 25,000-man elite mercenary force paid for by the so-called 50 nations that President Obama tells us are united against the Islamic Jihad.
All right?
They can easily fund that.
And to have it under the NATO and American command with oversight from Congress, that means you have a force that can go in rapid deployment anywhere in the world and kill these bastards.
Fantastic!
All right, all right, all right.
Good work there, John, on the audacity.
O'Reilly said the same thing on CBS this morning.
Last night you offered an idea that some say is very unique on your show.
You called for a mercenary army to defeat ISIS. How would that work?
Under congressional approval and authority, the United States would train and pay well mercenary troops from all over the world.
We would select them.
The special forces would train them.
25,000-man force to be deployed to fight on the ground against worldwide terrorism, not just ISIS. And that would be a permanent force.
And it would take the politics out of it.
What's killing the West now in this fight on terror, and Putin as well, is the politics of it.
Can't get anything done quickly.
Can't mobilize fast.
So it's going to happen.
This anti-terror army is going to happen.
Why do you say all the things you say, Bill, with such certainty?
Because I'm always right, Gail.
You know that.
Good appearance, by the way.
I thought it was funny.
He's an interesting showman.
He's just out promoting his book.
But I think there is something to it.
This is part of the endgame.
Just get a global force that we...
Right.
Out of control punks.
Yeah.
Mercenaries.
Black shirts.
Academy.
As a group.
We also have them take care of it.
We have a little riot going on.
A little action in New York.
You bring them in for that, too.
Yeah.
But they're already...
We know five or six hundred of the advisors, contractors, have already been killed in the Ukraine kerfuffle.
Because that's all these guys are.
That's being sent in there.
We're paying for it.
It's very obvious how this works.
I have two ways to go.
I could do the best fear porn clip you've ever heard in your life, which is long.
I will find that hard to believe.
Or, I can talk about, then play some clips from President Obama at the United Nations, who I believe is vying for the Secretary Generalship after his presidency is over.
I'm not alone thinking this.
I'm not buying that at all.
But okay.
Well, this guy is a piece of work.
I mean, he is a piece of work.
But he gets up there, then he's talking like...
She's like Martin Luther King Jr.
He is reading everything and acting, but it's very uncomfortable for him because these people do not applaud and hoot and holler like he's used to on the road.
So I had to take out all the gaps.
I think the prompter actually says, wait for applause.
Waited too long.
I have to take out all the gaps on this guy.
But the things he's saying are always important.
They are not...
Nothing is superfluous.
What is it?
Superfluous.
Superfluous.
I'm trying.
Just a couple of short clips, but I find very, very important.
All right?
Let's go with that.
Maybe I should play...
I have a jingle now for when he does this.
Here it is.
Here is the jingle.
There's a need for a rescue mission.
When the world is threatened, the world needs help.
It calls on America.
And that's the story.
There you go.
That's good.
Yeah.
Paul Oppenhofen, thank you very much for that.
And the most horrific crimes imaginable.
Do you hear the cadence already?
The most horrific crimes are imaginable.
Almost he has this insincere acting voice.
Innocent human beings have been beheaded with videos of the atrocity distributed to shock the conscience of the world.
No god condones this terror.
No grievance justifies these actions.
There can be no reasoning, no negotiation with this brand of evil.
The only language understood by killers like this.
What's that?
George Bush.
Totally.
I'm telling you, this is all George.
This is the same speechwriter.
This is the neocons who have taken over and are writing his speeches.
No doubt about it.
The only language understood by killers like this is the language of force.
Really?
They can't understand anything?
Huh?
They can't understand a word of Arabic or English, I guess?
No, just force.
Just force.
So the United States of America will work with a broad coalition to dismantle this network of death.
Network of death.
Wow.
The network of death.
And we're going to dismantle.
What happened to degrade and destroy?
Okay, I digress.
Let us talk about America.
America stands for something different.
We believe that right makes might.
Right makes might.
Bigger nations should not be able to bully smaller ones.
What?
That's not the way I see it.
That people should be able to choose their own future.
These are simple truths, but they must be defended.
Must be defended.
These simple truths.
It's fact.
Truth.
Truth.
Fact.
Now, let's get into the Muslim thing.
This is part of the message.
Islam, Islam, Islam, Islam.
It is time for the world, especially Muslim communities, to explicitly, forcefully, and consistently reject the ideology of organizations like al-Qaeda and ISIS.
It is one of the tasks of all great religions to accommodate, devote faith with a modern, multicultural world.
That is a big swipe, I feel.
Wow.
Big swipe.
That's a stretch.
You should back that one up.
Tell that to the Buddhists, by the way.
You want to hear that again?
Yeah, that's a good one.
It is time for the world.
Wait, stop a second.
So what nerve does he have to tell religions how to operate?
I don't care what kind of religion we're talking about.
You cannot take a template, a liberal template from a godless atheist in this case, and drop it on every religion as though they're all supposed to obey this template that he created.
How does that work?
I think I have the answer to that.
Again, I believe what is going on now, and we're hearing it from multiple people.
We heard it from Kerry.
We're hearing it from Obama.
We're going to hear it from more that this is Islam is a problem, and the Muslims have to take back their religion and correct everything, which, of course, is never going to be allowed to happen.
And my suspicion is that this is part of an Israeli message that is being propagated for some obvious, some not so obvious reasons.
But let's listen to this clip again and then I'll get into the Israeli message where I think it's coming from.
Especially Muslim communities.
To explicitly, forcefully, and consistently reject the ideology.
Of organizations like Al-Qaeda and ISIS. It is one of the tasks of all great religions to accommodate, devote faith with a modern, multicultural world.
Okay.
The what?
That sentence is just too outrageous.
Listen to it again.
The tasks of all great religions...
Is the task of all great religions...
The task of all great religions...
Are you writing it down?
I think you should write it down.
I am writing it down.
It is the task of all great religions...
Yeah.
To accommodate.
Devote faith.
Devote?
Devote faith.
I don't know how that even makes any sense.
Does he mean devout or devote?
No, he says devote.
Devote faith.
What is devote?
As in devoted?
Promote, I guess.
I don't know.
With a modern multicultural world.
With a modern multicultural world.
Whatever.
I up-talked.
Cool.
Now, here is where I think he really just gives it away.
Understand, the situation in Iraq and Syria and Libya should cure anybody of the illusion that the Arab-Israeli conflict is the main source of problems in the region.
Oh, interesting.
Oh, it gets better.
You might be right.
That's a pretty good catch.
It gets better.
In the region.
For far too long, that's been used as an excuse to distract people from problems at home.
The violence engulfing the region today has made too many Israelis ready to abandon the hard work of peace.
And that's something worthy of reflection within Israel.
Because let's be clear, the status quo in the West Bank and Gaza is not sustainable.
We cannot afford to turn away from this effort.
Not when rockets are fired at innocent Israelis, or the lives of so many Palestinian children are taken from us in Gaza.
Interesting choice of words.
Rockets are fired, but lives of children taken away.
Just interesting ways of describing it.
So long as I am president, we will stand up for the principle that Israelis, Palestinians, the region, and the world will be more just and more safe.
Hmm.
Okay.
Well, we'll see.
Then how are we going to do that, Mr.
Prez?
That means cutting off the funding that fuels this hate.
Okay.
Cutting off the funding that fuels this hate.
Let me just cut that off for a second.
Got it.
One more time.
Got the funding.
It's time to end the hypocrisy of those who accumulate wealth through the global economy and then siphon funds to those who teach children to tear it down.
Coke Brothers!
Just making a guess.
I don't know.
We might as well blame them for something.
Oh yeah, they need to be blamed today.
That means contesting the space that terrorists occupy.
Ah!
Including the internet.
Ah!
There we go!
Contesting the space that terrorists occupy.
Including the space that terrorists occupy.
Including the internet and social media.
Hey!
Here we go!
Love that!
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Contesting the space that terrorists occupy.
Including the internet and social media.
Their propaganda has coerced young people to travel abroad to fight their wars and turn students.
Nigga, please.
Young people full of potential into suicide bombers.
We must offer an alternative vision.
Oh, yes.
With our own websites and social media.
Or maybe we'll just inject it into the current ones.
Wow.
There's your Smith-Mundt act right there.
Yeah, that's good.
It's not good.
It's good for the show.
Well, it's great for the show.
It all boils down to this.
I have a clip that kind of summarizes a lot of this.
It's Tom Hartman.
Play it.
Oh, hold on a second.
I wasn't prepared for it.
This, I think, could be one of the most important things that we don't know that we don't know.
Right?
There's the stuff that you know you don't know, and there's the stuff that you know that you know, and there's the stuff that you don't know that you know.
But the most destructive can be the, to paraphrase Donald Rumsfeld, the most destructive can be the stuff that you don't know that you don't know.
But resist, we much.
My goodness, what was that all about?
There's a need for a rescue mission.
When the world is threatened, the world needs help, it calls on America.
And that's the story.
Now, there's another part of the endgame which came up on...
This might have been Face the Toenail.
I'm not sure if this was the same show.
But on the show, a cornucopia...
We had Morell, the recently retired assistant director of the CIA. We had Lieberman.
We had the...
Oh, you know, I wish I had this clip, but Lieberman is nuts.
I took Lieberman out.
This, wait, Lieberman.
He's still on the old John McCain script.
All these people are.
This was a beautiful cornucopia love fest, including Jane Harmon.
Oh, God, these people.
And Robert Kagan.
Oh, of course.
Robert Kagan is starting to show up.
I saw him on a couple of events recently.
He came out of his enclave, his compound.
He's out and about.
And universal agreement on what ISIL is about.
Ah, good.
Universal agreement.
It's about time.
And they're going to tell us.
And to me it was, of course, that's why it's only 500 mil.
We don't need a lot to do this.
It's one thing and one thing only.
And in fact, I think you will hear Morell even stumble and mention the name of the person who was in this the last time we ran the script.
Yeah.
Senator Lieberman is absolutely right.
Assad is the key problem here, supported by Iran and supported by Russia.
I would fully support going after him and his leadership team aggressively.
Now, listen to what he says here.
It all comes together in Syria.
This is where we have our aggression against Iran, our aggression against Russia.
And there's other geopolitical pipeline reasons to do it.
But he is clearly saying Assad is the problem.
This is about getting rid of Assad.
But I don't want to do it in a way that degrades the Syrian military, the Syrian security service, and the Syrian intelligence service, because they need to be able to bring stability to that country when Saddam...
Whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops.
Did you say Saddam?
Because that was the guy from the last time we did it.
Because they need to be able to bring stability to that country when Assad does go.
So we need to get rid of Assad, but we need to do it in a way that keeps the ability to hold that country together in place.
So we don't end up with Iraq, or we don't end up with Libya.
Yeah, the last time.
Yeah, this is exactly what he's saying.
Here comes Kagan.
I don't think the pilots who are dropping battle bombs on civilian buildings are going to be the ones to pull Syria together after Assad leaves.
Well, very cool there, Robert Kagan.
You big oaf looking like Shrek.
You neocon a-hole.
Yeah, that's right.
Don't worry.
We'll put someone in place.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
How do you do that, though, Mike?
What you're saying.
Get Assad, but leave his army in place?
Yeah.
I think we have to come to the conclusion that I think the senators come to, and I think everybody at this table agrees that he is the primary problem.
How is he the problem?
No, that's all they care about.
They want Syria.
And this is the whole point.
This is what didn't happen, you know, a year ago, whatever.
When they didn't bomb.
When they didn't do it.
That's why Dempsey telling him not to.
Yes, but this whole...
That's why he's got to get ousted.
The whole operation is to take over Syria, and it has to be done with an international coalition so that Russia can't specifically point to America only.
This is really more an F Russia thing.
I want to mention something because I didn't get these clips.
You want me to finish this one?
You're going to finish it.
I had a bunch of clips that I didn't move because I thought they were a little boring, but it's exactly what you're talking about.
It was clips from one of the international news operations, probably VanCat, And they were interviewing people that were being refugees at the border to Turkey, the Kurds being rousted from Syria by the ISIL folks, and then the Americans bombing them.
I have these clips.
I have them from last week's Syrian Kurds Part 1 intro.
No, no.
These are different.
These are the new clips after we bombed these guys.
And the bombing goes, oh, well, it's good that the Americans are bombing the ISILs, but they should be bombing Assad.
Yeah.
Oh, it's good that the Americans are bombing ISIL, but they should be bombing Assad.
Person after person.
This is all part of the big, big, big endgame.
I think this is a huge push, John.
Especially now we have Kagan out there.
You know, when the Kagans come out, Trouble follows.
Yeah, exactly.
So let's figure out a way of removing him from the battlefield.
Yeah, he will try to act as if he's our ally now because we have the same enemy in ISIS. You know, it's so funny that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were having lunch, driving around town with him, and now we've got to kill the guy.
It's just crazy.
As others have said, sometimes the enemy of your enemy is still your enemy, and Assad is the enemy here.
I think we, remember last year after the red line and the chemical weapons, the president was going to strike Assad's military structures from the air, pulled back on it, as we know.
We're going to go into Syria now with air power against ISIS. There's no reason why we can't selectively use that air power against Assad, and that will empower the people.
This guy is crazy.
Listen to that air power against Assad.
And that will empower the people of Syria, particularly the moderate opposition that we're now going to give arms and training.
This is bull crap.
It's all about Assad.
This is all about Syria.
Yeah, I think you're right, and this is the way to get around the problem with the Russians, because that was the first roadblock.
The first roadblock was the Russians saying, no, you can't do that.
And then we said, well, they're using chemical weapons, and the Russians brokered that deal.
But what is the main difference?
What is the main thing that has changed?
What do we now have?
We heard John F. Carey say it.
We have the legality.
We have the United Nations Security Council resolution.
That's it.
We're good to go.
That is what, that's all that was needed.
I did.
And yeah, it's a roundabout way, but that's what we wanted to have.
So this is all about Syria and getting Assad out.
So it is about Syria without the Russians being able to jump down our throat.
And I'd like to keep...
The fear porn clip for after a moment of me thanking you for your courage and saying in the morning to you, John C. Dvorak!
Well, in the morning to you, Adam Curry, and in the morning to all ships that see boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, if we have any subs in the water, still listening, and all the dames and knights out there.
And in the morning to all of our human resources in the chat room, noagendastream.com, noagendachat.net.
In the morning, everybody, good to see y'all there helping us out as usual.
And in the morning to all of our artistes, Picasso.
It was the artist who provided us with the artwork for episode 654.
It was rather difficult.
There was so much really outstanding work that I'm sure some of these pieces will wind up in the newsletter.
It was kind of the Burger King logo with climate change in there.
We had a lot of the cool stuff of racing for the green.
It was really good.
It was hard to choose.
But we very much appreciate what everyone does.
And the way it works is we credit the artist on the next show since the show is done and we can't credit anybody after because we choose the art after the show.
Unless we post it, which we're not going to do.
No, we're not going to do that.
How was support today, John?
I was off.
Again?
Yeah, I don't understand what's going on, but it is.
We only have three associate executive producers and one executive producer.
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So, show 654 might have been the best ever.
Oh.
Huh.
If a transcript of the analysis of ISND was published in the New England Journal of Medicine, it would likely be lauded as the equivalent of Jenner, identifying germs...
Was it Jenner?
I don't know if it was Jenner.
In the 1850s.
That's the source of cholera.
Germs is the source of cholera.
Yeah.
Okay, that could be.
Utter brilliance.
Yes, and if that weren't enough, you offer a free blueprint to get...
Rich, to get rich scream, scream, which is much more likely to succeed than any ever peddled on late night TV with your idea of corporate shakedowns.
The green NGO. Too much value free to anyone who cares to listen.
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Original remix and kid.
And a general shot of karma.
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And I have to say, I have looked into my plan B. It would be easy.
It would be easy to pick up at least $2 million a year from anywhere, and then you get all the additional consulting.
Well, you know, it's plan B, because you really have...
And it would be easy for us, by the way.
You know, we were doing this podcast, and the more we talked about it, the more I realized how wrong I was about climate change.
Then now that I've been exposed to years of evidence from both sides, I felt I could no longer continue creating the podcast as it was, because I know that anthropogenic global warming is a fact.
It's true.
It's happening.
We have to get rid of...
We have to get rid of carbon pollution as we are poisoning the earth, and that's why we have RacingForTheGreen.org, and we are going after the motorized sports, who, of course, it's great for economies, but we really need to...
Long-term, all-electric cars in those sports.
See how I did that?
Did that work out?
It's a little problem to get them to go 500 miles, but, you know...
How did you think I did on that?
I thought that was good.
It's the same bull crap that all these guys usually do in very much the same way.
And you actually sounded sincere.
Probably some of the best acting you've done.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Here is the trifecta for Herb as requested.
Dingo, boom, shakalaka.
Dingo, boom, boom, shakalaka.
Boom, boom, boom, shakalaka.
Boom, boom, shakalaka.
Boom, shakalaka.
Boom, shakalaka.
You've got karma.
A nice trio.
I'm beginning to like the little kid.
I like the kid the best, too.
It's just because the kid's enthusiastic.
Very enthusiastic.
You know, the Reverend Manning is kind of a downer.
Mickey Keck is our last associate executive producer from Wyoming, Ohio.
$200.50.
I'd like to dedicate this donation to...
Oh, this is a sad story.
This donation to my brother...
Brother-in-law, Brett Matthews, who lost his battle with brain cancer on his birthday, 9-24.
The 50 cents is because he just recently turned 50.
Please have Adam give a fuck cancer shout-out for my sister, Marty.
It might brighten her otherwise awful week.
Yeah, we're very sorry to hear this.
Yes, it's terrible.
This asshole cancer stuff sucks.
You've got karma.
I hope that helps.
And that's it.
It was, I think...
Anything else?
Yeah, actually, Keck sent an email in.
Oh?
Take a while, blah, blah, blah.
While you're doing that, let me do a quick promo for a PR thing.
Ryan Gilo...
Who has also sent me some dynamite wine, which I've been afraid to open.
The bottles are so pretty.
Yeah, I got those wines.
Did you drink it?
Have you tried it?
No, no, no.
The bottles are too pretty.
And he has registered for us involuntarysocialmediadisorder.com.
Thank you, Ryan.
And, of course, that is the term of the sickness we have identified.
And that, of course, forwards to noagendashow.com, involuntarysocialmediadisorder.com.
We had an involuntary social network.
Oh, I think we have that one too.
Yeah, I hope so.
Let me just check.
Okay, Mickey Kick did send us a letter.
He mentions his sister was into hard rock back in the 80s and knows who Adam is, at least knows who his hair was.
So I guess that was something he wanted to throw in.
Okay.
Let's do a little gag there about your hair.
It's always funny.
Most people would die for your hair.
Yeah, most people who make fun of my hair have no hair.
Exactly, they're bald.
Interestingly enough.
Yes, I wonder why that is.
These credits are official credits, and as you saw, we'll have a knighting later on as well.
They are good wherever credits are recognized.
This is just like Hollywood.
And it helps everyone understand how we're financed, how we do things, and I believe it is also sometimes good content that comes out of the mentions.
Executive producers and associate executive producers are always credited up front and we read their notes.
Then we have our full-on segment later on in the program where we do pick things here and there, but that's really about the full-on onslaught of support that we receive.
Could be better, but we're happy with what we have.
I guess.
Yes, not really.
Not really.
Go to Dvorak.org slash NA and see if we can get the Sunday donations, even though that's always a little less than Thursday.
That's true.
Dvorak.org slash NA. Of course, we always need to go out there and do the important work of propagating our formula.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
World.
Order.
Shut up, Ray.
Shut up.
Fear is freedom.
Subjugation is liberation.
Contradiction is truth.
Those are the facts of this world.
And you will all surrender to them.
You pigs in human clothing.
There's a need for a rescue mission.
When the world is threatened, the world needs help, it calls on America.
And that's the story.
There you go.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Alright, now, you had Glenn Beck with that woman doing the fear porn.
I really like this clip, and we can stop it whenever you want, but I recommend we listen to the whole thing.
It is so outrageous.
This is on Fox.
How long is it?
A couple minutes.
No, that's not bad.
It's not five minutes.
Well, we'll see when you want to stop it.
Okay.
This is Janine Pirro.
Justice Janine Pirro.
Oh, Justice Janine.
Yeah, she's the competitor.
She's actually pretty bright.
She is incredibly bright.
Have you seen this woman's background?
Oh, yeah.
And I've heard her do her bit.
She is the competitor with that nutball on CNN or HGL and whatever it is that...
Fat blonde who's always very famous for doing...
Calling people out for being criminals.
She's a former prosecutor, judge, elected official from the state of New York.
And she really is no slouch.
Really is not.
Which is why it's so...
But she goes off the deep end on this, right?
Yeah, this is inexcusable to me.
And now, I want you to know that she is...
She's no good without her script.
In fact, she ran for...
What did she run for?
I think she ran against...
The Congress.
Senate, I think.
State Senate, maybe?
No, she ran against Hillary.
Oh.
Okay.
But she ruined her chances when...
I actually pulled this clip.
When she was announcing her candidacy, a page from her speech was missing, and I shortened it up, and there was like 38 seconds of her going...
Hillary Clinton.
Whoops.
Yes.
12 page 10.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like so many New Yorkers, I am tired of the bickering that has tied our nation's political system in knots.
That's a loser.
So she's a loser in that regard.
But this thing, this is a piece, it's a package, and she throws back to June, she's throwing back to herself in this clip.
This is everything that the messaging is supposed to convey to the citizens of the United States, for sure.
Certainly the citizens who watch Fox, which I believe is a lot of Democrats who just watch it to say, look at these crazies.
I believe this message is good for everybody.
It's a cross.
It's a crossover hit.
Tonight, America faces the single biggest threat in her more than 200 year history.
Stop!
You might as well stop right there.
So Nazi Germany to take over the world was not a threat with its...
I think there were 7 million soldiers.
This is a number that I think went through the system.
That was not a big threat, but these boneheads in Toyotas...
Floating around the Middle East, that's a bigger threat than the action of the Axis, the Japanese army, the Italian army, and the German army in World War II. This is a bigger threat.
You might as well cancel the rest of your life, John, because it does not go downhill from here.
It just goes uphill.
Worse than what we faced in World War I, World War II, the attack on Pearl Harbor, and Al-Qaeda on 9-11.
So it's worse than all that?
Worse than World War I? Well, she at least acknowledges these other things existed.
This is worse.
I'm telling you ISIS, if not already on American soil, will be here.
They are coming.
I love how she does it.
They are coming.
Whether they come as a legion or lone wolves.
Oh, they're going to come as a legion and we're all going to roll over, right?
Marching down the street, what are we going to do?
A bunch of Toyotas coming up South Congress.
What we faced in World War I, World War II, the attack on Pearl Harbor, and Al-Qaeda on 9-11.
I'm telling you ISIS, if not already on American soil, will be here.
They are coming.
And whether they come as a legion or lone wolves, the damage will be painful and it will be extensive.
It will happen here on our soil.
You're fortunate that you live in a country virtually untouched by war.
While in other parts of the world, it's their daily fare.
Except for military families, the horrors that we watch on the news could just as well be a world away.
But now, this is close.
The simple truth?
We are not prepared.
And certainly not ready.
Lone wolves arrested in Washington State.
Now she's got the three pictures up of those boneheads.
This is the boneheads from, what is it, two years ago?
Boneheads, doesn't matter.
New York and Colorado.
I've been telling you for months that you need to be afraid.
You need to be afraid.
Wow.
But wait, but wait.
She's going to throw back to herself saying just that.
Now you know me.
Most of the time, I'm fearless.
I've spent my life fighting, investigating, prosecuting, and sentencing the worst of the worst.
But tonight, I'm worried.
You may not know where places like Baghdad, Aleppo, Tehran, or Fallujah are.
Yeah, that's true.
Watch your show probably don't.
But if you don't think that what happens there matters to you, you're wrong.
And I don't care if you live in Beaumont, Texas.
Oh, that's right up the road from here.
New York City or Anaconda, Montana.
You need to be afraid.
What?
You need to be afraid.
Now back to the studio.
And what we need to do.
There we go.
My resolution?
Airstrikes.
Bomb them.
Bomb them.
Keep bombing them.
Bomb them again and again.
Bomb them, bomb them, bomb them, and bomb them again.
And I don't care how long it takes.
Just take out ISIS, take out their convoys, and take out those troops.
All right, back to the studio.
You may have thought it was good TV. Yeah, excellent TV. Even entertaining.
Very entertaining.
But you now know it's not a joke.
Two Americans beheaded by an English-speaking barbarian.
Now that was a joke.
Sorry.
A third a Brit, while a fourth is lined up for the most brutal, savage, end-of-life experience.
I disagree.
I think cancer is a brutal, savage, end-of-life experience.
Yeah, it sucks to have your head cut off, but no, I disagree.
I also have 40,000 people killed on the roads every year, many in a brisly crash.
That's 40,000 a year compared to four?
Yeah.
So let's take a look at the...
You know, I understand math a little bit with these situations.
For one thing, there's not somebody...
And then this other...
Person that was moaning about the beheading of the guy, the soldier in England, what was it, a year ago, two years ago, that hasn't been anything since, by some lunatic.
Oh yeah, right.
This is random violence, as far as I can tell.
And her head is gone.
Back to Justice Janine.
Do you like it so far?
I love it.
I think...
I'm very disappointed, though, because...
It bothers me that thought leaders, which I now give, because she's so well...
She's an intelligent, successful woman.
Right.
So she, I would say, is a thought leader like this.
Yes.
Being panicky, I don't care whether they're faking it or not, is irresponsible and almost sickening.
It's really inexcusable.
I don't like...
Now I'm going to take a different look at her as I watch her.
Do you think that she really believes it?
Because I do.
I think that she has...
I think so, yes.
I don't think you can...
You can do such a long segment with some of these things unless you somehow suckered into believing it, which really makes me wonder what, you know, this is illogical.
There's no brigades.
You know what I'm imagining when she's talking about them coming over here?
I'm imagining what happened.
Remember, it was during Haiti.
During Haiti, there was an episode before the earthquake where these guys were taking old trucks and then outfitting the prop shaft, the drivetrain, with a prop in the back and putting pontoons around the truck, driving them into the ocean and trying to putt their way over to Florida.
Remember this?
Yeah.
And we were blowing them out of the water.
The co-star would come up and they'd find one of these trucks that was floating around and they'd shoot it and they'd blow it up because it was a hazard to navigation.
That's what I'm imagining, all these Toyotas trying to make it across the Atlantic.
It's just, this is ludicrous.
Maybe they have a...
They have no Navy.
They have no Army.
They only got Toyotas.
Keep playing it.
I'm sorry.
Imaginable.
These are not amateurs.
They are experts at the systematic pervasive torture, mass killings, rape, Public crucifixions, beheadings, some even videotaped and used as a propaganda tool to entice those who believe in evil and want to impose hell on the rest of us.
You got the nice sound effects in the video.
You didn't put that in?
No, no, no.
This package is great, I'm telling you.
Under the guise of their God.
Oh, there's the Islam thing.
Their God.
The ISIS terror group owns oil fields.
They have a corporate structure.
Corporate structure?
Well, they're incorporated in Delaware.
A Delaware Inc.
And they bring in $3 million a day selling oil.
Mm-hmm.
To Europe.
To Europe.
They leverage technology to...
That's not that hard.
No, not at all.
...on oil.
They leverage technology to glorify and recruit more jihadists.
Mm-hmm.
All while the world watches while we dither and call them a JV team.
Oh, hello, Obama.
But like a lion waiting to attack, they watch their prey.
They analyze us.
They read us.
Do we act when Americans are in danger?
Do we even react?
Almost two years to arrest the Benghazi ringleader.
They know our vulnerabilities and strengths.
At time, they are one and the same.
They're getting ready to strike.
We are a free and open society with risks inherent in each.
They know the border is not only open, they know they'll be welcomed with no papers at all.
And this week's arrests in Australia magnify the global reach of ISIS. Which was really fantastically funny, and she's going to talk about that too.
Where random kidnappings and public beheadings were planned, all linked to ISIS. He could not have done a better job explaining the farce that that was.
Their intent was to actually behead random members of the public.
Hey!
Alawakbar!
You!
Anyone!
Anyone!
And they call these demonstration killings designed to shock and horrify.
You!
You on the couch!
You!
We're going to behead!
Leo!
You!
Cut your head off!
Demonstration beheadings!
Yes.
Everything I've been telling you for months is accurate.
You need to think September 11, 2001.
Okay.
You need to remember what it felt like then.
Oh, this is neuro-linguistic programming.
Oh, I'm thinking 9-11.
Oh, I don't feel good because I'm thinking what it felt like then.
Okay.
I mean, I've got it, Justice Janine.
I'm feeling it now.
Go ahead.
Don't sit there and think the government has you covered.
Hell, the White House itself and its perimeter were penetrated twice in the last 24 years.
Penetrated!
And think Boston.
A little sexual term.
Uh-huh.
As in Boston bombers.
Oh!
Two brothers, one a team, here on asylum as victims of another country.
We do everything for them.
And when another country calls to tell us not once but twice that they're a terrorist, our FBI investigates and concludes that they're not.
Hello, FBI, CIA, talking some crap about you.
And when the older brother goes back and forth to the country from which he sought asylum, he's not stopped upon his return to the US by ICE or Homeland Security.
These two brothers had the whole city of Boston on lockdown with a couple A couple of pressure cookers!
Yeah, I thought it was funny too, but...
Yeah, that was the city of Boston who shut the city of Boston down.
Not these two brothers.
We're going to take a small break here and play the clip, Saranoff Trial.
Saranoff Trial...
He accused Boston bomber.
His trial has been delayed until January 5th, but he won't be getting a change of venue.
Yohar Sarnoff lawyers argue that their client would be unable to get a fair trial in Boston.
Authorities say Sarnia and his older brother set off two pressure cooker bombs near the final line of the Boston Marathon in April of 2013.
Three people died and 260 more were injured.
The older brother was killed in a shootout.
Well, I thought the older brother was killed when his younger brother ran over him while a cop was standing there holding his head down with his foot.
But that's another story.
I just have one question.
Where's the video of them putting the backpack in the trash can?
Well, they're going to wait for the trial.
Actually, what they're waiting for, they have to keep postponing this trial because no one has given him a shiv in jail.
It's about They need to kill him.
We're going to edit jailhouse killing, which will save the taxpayers a lot of money and none of this information will come out.
We don't want to see the video.
That's right.
Which does not exist.
Which does not exist.
The governor of Massachusetts believes exists but has not seen.
Onward with Justice Janine.
She's almost done.
Okay.
FBI, state police, local police, ATF, all looking for one team.
Do you think anyone would be able to respond to your needs in such a situation?
Uh-oh, sounds like I gotta get my go bag ready.
Not a chance.
No one is taking this seriously enough.
If our government were listening, our borders would be closed.
If our government were listening, we'd be bombing ISIS nonstop.
And if they were listening, our president would be following the advice of the military experts united on the issue of boots on the ground.
Damn.
But instead, our president thinks he knows more than the military experts.
A disagreement highlighted this week and virtually unseen in American history.
And if our government were listening, we would never have gotten out of Iraq the way that we did.
With the consequences that George Bush predicted, and even Leon...
This is a complete neoconscript.
And not only that, but it's a lie, because Bush...
We had a timetable to get out.
Of course.
Of course.
All of this is lies.
But this is a very...
This is what you get when you overturn the Smith-Munt Act.
This is the type of propaganda that is being handed down directly.
I don't understand how they got this woman this way.
She seems very smart.
She has done...
Has an incredible career.
Academic and political and media career.
And this is insanity.
And I can see people sitting at home, and she's good-looking, she's very impactful.
And when she says, bomb, bomb, you just go, fine, bomb, you might as well.
30 seconds.
Panetta said it was a mistake.
And if the government were listening...
By the way, that's another CIA shill, Panetta now coming out saying, oh, they had a big mistake.
It's all CIA with these messages.
They would raise the terror threat level.
We don't do that anymore.
We don't have a terror threat level anymore.
When people are willing to commit war crimes on camera, they are not afraid of us.
And if only you were listening this time, I'm telling you to batten down the hatches.
Batten down the hatches.
Make plans to reach family members in the event of an emergency.
Get your ham radio license now.
For children to be alert.
Children, be alert!
Get supplies that might not be as easily available.
Check what your kids eat.
What?
I don't know.
What is that?
Oh, my God!
In this time...
You had to buy seeds!
I'm telling you, to batten down the hatches.
Make plans to reach family members in the event of an emergency.
For children to be alert.
Get supplies that might not be as easily available.
Check what your kids, even teens, are looking at online.
It's time for us to come together and take the threat seriously.
Really?
Well, there you go.
Holy crap!
Clip of the day, go on.
You know it's good.
I know, but I had expected it.
Yeah, you would have expected it.
You know it's kind of a sucker clip.
I call it a sucker clip.
It's the thing you know you're going to get the Clip of the Day because I like these kinds of clips.
One of our producers alerted me to this, Ben.
I think his actual message was...
Forget clip of the day.
It'll be clip of the year.
I've had my shills working.
And her head is gone.
Again, shameful.
Absolutely shameful.
Completely shameful.
That this is going on and that this woman would do this.
It is uncalled for, unnecessary.
I know.
And I'll say it one more time.
Shameful.
She should be ashamed of herself to an extreme.
I lost all respect for her from this tirade bullcrap.
Scaring old ladies.
That's what we watch this, Fox.
Well, let me tell you what else is going on.
Here I have from Chris, producer Chris.
Wow, at work today I heard a woman asking another co-worker how to find pictures that she hides on Facebook.
She said her son is in the military and she's trying to hide all of his military pictures because ISIS are targeting family of military people.
She was going to take her flag down at her house and take the stickers off her car.
She said they are in the United States and are trying to recruit people.
I am going to put my flag out.
Yeah, me too.
I have a flag that flew over the base in Kandahar.
I'm going to fly that one.
And I'm going to tie all my challenge coins to it.
So it's like a wind chime.
And I'm going to say, I need a sign that says, ISIL, come on down!
It truly is insane.
And a lot of really smart people are thinking.
I told you, Eric, the constitutional lawyer said the same thing.
He said, I'm kind of worried about, you know, these guys coming across our leaky border because this stuff propagates.
Oh yeah.
It really does.
It's amplified by things like this.
A little bit here, a little bit there, O'Reilly, then this woman, and then a bunch of liberals.
It's the same thing on the other side.
The entire spectrum has been suckered into this, and I think it all relates back to this act that you talk about.
Smithmont.
Right.
Start the show off with, and we should continue to do that for a few months, to remind people that their own government is now propagandizing them, and it's being very successful.
Now, if you look at the most recent poll, it jumped from 61% to 71% of the public.
It's all for bombing these guys.
But these are Pew studies.
I don't believe any of these guys are.
Well, I bet you if you started...
I believe the studies.
I think these studies are accurate.
Because why fake it?
You can go ask...
Like you said, you overhear it, you can tell that everyone's all in on this.
They've been suckered.
And what are you supposed to do with these guys?
Well, I suppose strafing them constantly would be a lot of fun.
But, you know, it's a pretty big area they've got a hold of.
You know, let them form a government and form a capital and just bomb the crap out of it.
I don't see...
I don't see the downside of them forming a caliphate, because in the past it's always been, and people talked about this constantly, asymmetric warfare.
In other words, you have these little independent groups that planned attacks, and they did this, they did that.
Terrorism, classic terrorism.
And now you have a group that's trying to form a government, so it's not asymmetric anymore.
It's symmetric.
Symmetric, yeah.
So all you have to do is bomb their refineries, bomb the pipelines coming out of the refineries, stop all the money coming in and out of the place.
They're making X number, what, $5 million a day.
You can't stop that?
The banking system is completely controlled by Western interests.
You can't stop that money from going from point A to point B. You can't stop the refineries from operating.
You can't do any of this because you're totally helpless and all they have are pickup trucks.
Are you kidding me?
This scenario is such bullcrap that the fact the public buys into it is It's astonishing to me.
It makes no sense.
I like it when you have a headache.
You get really good on the stick, man.
That's cool.
Good rant.
Well, how about an October surprise?
I'm thinking an October surprise of Assad being gone by the midterm.
I think your analysis of the Assad really being the endgame is what it's really all about.
And this whole thing.
But it just bothers me that they go out of their way to scare old ladies who listen to Fox.
Let me give you a quick overview of the fact sheet from the White House.
Comprehensive U.S. government approach to foreign terrorist fighters in Syria and the broader region.
I'll scroll down here to drawing on law enforcement and homeland security tools.
So this is what you can see happening here in your own homeland.
Then please, you Nazi bastards, stop calling America your homeland.
I grew up in a formerly Nazi-occupied country, and you don't talk about the hinterland, the homeland.
It's disturbing.
The homeland.
Right, the homeland only came about after 9-11.
We never called it the homeland.
It's really gotten bad.
Together, the Department of Justice and the Department of Homeland Security are working closely with a group of European justice and home affairs ministers to address a wide range of measures focused on enhancing counter-radicalization, border security, aviation security, and information sharing.
DHS Secretary Jay Johnson has made aviation security his priority, and DHS is engaging with foreign partners and industry to share and implement capabilities to detect potential threats.
The Department of Homeland Security has shared best practice tools and programs with foreign partners to help address the challenges posed by porous borders in detecting foreign fighter travel.
Border beam.
Border beam.
Yes, there's the border meme.
Then how are they doing this?
Funny enough, I have a clip of that.
Where did I put this?
Nah, screw it.
I'll get that later.
Let me skip along here.
The FBI's terrorist screening center's information sharing agreements with over 40 international partners provide a mechanism for identifying and sharing terrorist travel activity.
Very good.
Now, maintaining domestic vigilance.
Always interesting.
Local communities are the front lines of defense and response and are essential in addressing foreign terrorist fighter recruitment, especially as Syria-based groups focus on recruiting Westerners.
Local law enforcement authorities and community members are often best able to identify individuals or groups exhibiting suspicious or dangerous behaviors and to intervene before they commit acts of violence or attempting to travel overseas to foreign conflict zones.
DOJ, DHS, and NCTC, the National Coordination for Terror, something or other, work with local, the counterterrorism center, work with local law enforcement to build on community-based activities to strengthen resilience in communities targeted work with local law enforcement to build on community-based activities to strengthen resilience in communities targeted by violent extremist recruitment and undermine
This is where you're going to see people snitching on each other.
Um, You're going to be in your religious leaders have all been co-opted into this.
This is, in fact, the brown shirts, or what we would call in the Netherlands the NSB, who are now going to be spying on everybody because the boogeyman could be around the corner, under your bed, and you never know, he's going to be an American.
I'm just going to start.
Whenever I buy groceries at the checkout, whenever they say, here's your receipt, thank you very much, I'm going to say, thank you, Alawakbar.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's going to go.
Say Alawakbar.
Alawakbar, very, very good.
And Texas.
You say what?
Alawakbar, what?
Yeah, right.
This is disgusting, disgusting.
But I have a feeling we'll see in October surprise, Assad will be gone before the election.
We'll get that win, but we cannot stop the military-industrial complex bonanza, of course.
Well, it's going to be hitting us from all kinds of sites.
So there's a thing I've been picking up on, which is this, again, this relates a little bit to the bullying, anti-free speech, let's just deal with the internet, was a special called Rise of the Hackers.
Rise of the Hackers ran last night, as a matter of fact, on Nova, and I'd like to play a bunch of clips from it.
Oh, good.
I didn't see this.
I missed this.
And then I wanted to talk about a couple of things that aren't discussed on the show that are probably important.
So let's start off with what happened to a guy from Wired Magazine.
This is how the show begins.
And he got hacked.
And, oh, my God, what are we going to do next?
And this is clip number three, because I start with three.
Sorry.
Makes total sense.
They destroyed his digital life.
Oh, stop.
Now this, before we go on, this is Nova.
This was once considered one of the great science shows on PBS, but now it's a cornball show, and you might as well start that over, because that little beginning to be used by somebody for something else.
That's just beautiful.
Is ridiculous.
They destroyed his digital life.
In a world where ISIS destroys your digital life, they destroyed his digital life.
My computer, my iPhone, and my iPad, and then they deleted my Google account so that I couldn't get back in there and, you know, and kick them out of the Twitter account again.
It was an interesting chain.
They went from Amazon to Apple to Google to Twitter.
These hackers knew the security flaws of the net and how to use them, one after another, to pull off this con.
And they were just teenagers.
It's just online vandalism.
They thought that this was going to be funny, and they were teenagers, and so they didn't think about the implications of deleting everything someone owns and how much kind of precious data you may have in your life.
I mean, data is quite precious to people now.
It's valuable, and they didn't really see that.
It's valuable.
I can't believe I didn't see this.
You should have texted me.
My jaw was on the floor the whole time.
Now, I want to say something interesting, which makes this show in context.
This show was actually produced by the BBC and aired in 2013 under the...
Now, this was called Rise of the Hackers.
The original name of it was Defeating the Hackers.
And...
It was...
The whole thing was...
Defeating was, you know, how we can beat them.
Now this one's Rise of the Hacker, so they're a threat.
So we changed it from, you know, just kind of an interesting document.
They also changed the voiceover guy from the original.
Well, because this is...
Yeah.
And so they bring in...
They bring in all this crazy stuff that is like, most of it doesn't make any sense, including this Stuxnet number four clip.
And by the way, this is another thing that was questioned, because apparently this guy was on the original show.
It's all the same show.
The only difference is a couple...
I think this is all this 2013 show, except for the voiceover, because they said there was some new stuff.
I looked at the end of the credits.
It said BBC 2013, and then it says new material 2014.
New material is the guy talking.
Just the ADR, yeah.
But this is the kind of screwball crap that is in this thing.
Number four.
Dark, paranoid thoughts.
Imagining a future where every computer in the universe is infected.
Hold on.
Imagining a future where every computer in the universe...
See, you can get voiceover work if you could...
At Nova, I should.
Going back to changing topics just quickly, I think one of the reasons you never got these voice gigs, I think you're one of those guys who needs the model.
I think voice actors, a lot of them are this way.
They hear the model and then they can copy it on the fly.
But if you just do it out of the blue, which is what you were doing instead of using a model, you're just another version of Adam Curry.
I would have done Frank Underwood.
Imagine.
Imagine the world.
See, you've already lost it.
Hold on, give me a second.
You sound more like Obama.
I do declare.
Here we go.
Imagine a world where all the computers are infected by the rise of the hackers.
This will be the end of civilization as we know it.
If you had him playing right there, it would have been better.
Your phone, your laptop, your work, or bank.
In this nightmare scenario, the thing that scares people most is not knowing who is at the other end.
Ah, great.
Blues guitar.
Are we in the bayou?
On the surface, Patrick Lincoln's real life may appear rather peaceful.
But the world that he spends his life imagining is one in which threats lurk around every corner.
If you think of it as a neighborhood and asking how often are ne'er-do-wells coming by to rattle the door, trying to, the doorknob to see if they can get into your house...
In the digital world, they're rattling the doorknobs all the time.
And therefore, I think it is appropriate for us to start to be paranoid about what devices can we really trust our personal, private, corporate information to, and in the end, moving to an ultra-paranoid mindset where I can't trust any one device.
Yeah.
He's a leading researcher in a field called ultraparanoid computing.
What?
Ultraparanoid computing.
I love it.
UPC. Okay.
By the way, There is, you do know that there's a new vulnerability out there.
A new vulnerability, the shell-shocked, the bash bug.
Oh yeah, the bash bug.
This is not to be underestimated.
I will say that.
Yeah, it's a Linux thing.
And Mac, OSX. Oh, I didn't know it was on Mac.
How about Internet of Things that use Raspberry Pis and all that?
How about this for an idea?
Let's give up on some of these stupid ideas like the Internet of Things, and we won't have these issues.
But okay, never mind.
I'm down with that.
Okay, Stuxnet 5, and then we'll wrap.
Today, Stuxnet is out in the public domain.
And now, the sophisticated weapon offers a blueprint for cyber warfare.
A way to target the computers that run machines.
To control our water distribution, our power grid, our transportation systems.
In other words, the machines that run our world.
You can take the modules which are most effective for you and actually repurpose them or retool them and launch them against a private company, an individual, potentially a host nation.
It just depends on what your intent and what your desire is.
Nice.
It highlights the risks of creating these sorts of weapons that they may indeed become uncontrollable and even be used against the nations that developed them.
Yeah.
Seeing as the CIA did this with the Israelis, yeah.
Good work.
Let's finish with the Stuxnet 6.
And this show is kind of about Stuxnet, but it was boring.
But I thought there was a little ironic twist at the end.
This is the end of the show.
There's nothing new about codes and trying to keep secrets.
But the advent of global digital communications has created a new battleground.
Without borders.
One where mischievous teenagers, nation states, and organized criminals go head-to-head as equals.
Mm-hmm.
This murky world is set to become the defining battleground of the 21st century.
Yes, yes, yes.
Diddle him, diddle him, diddle him.
Diddle him, diddle him, diddle him.
The investigation continues online.
Take cybersecurity into your own hands on the Nova Labs website.
Learn how to keep your digital life safe.
Spot cybersecurity scams and defend against cyber attacks in our cybersecurity game at pbs.org slash nova slash...
Perfect.
Okay, they have this crap at the end after the entire show says there's nothing you can do.
So that seems to me a bit ironic.
Actually, I'll go back to one piece from the President at his UN speech that I did not play, which ties into this.
I often tell young people in the United States that, despite the headlines, this is the best time in human history to be born.
For you are more likely than ever before to be literate, to be healthy, to be free to pursue your dreams.
Wow.
And yet there is a pervasive unease in our world.
Yes.
Yes.
A sense that the very forces that have brought us together have created new dangers.
Here it goes.
New dangers.
There's new dangers.
There's really new dangers because I'm putting the emphasis so you really hear that I'm doing a speech to the world.
Let's talk about them.
Let's put them all in line.
It made it difficult for any single nation to insulate itself from global forces.
Okay.
What do we have?
As we gather here, an outbreak of Ebola overwhelms public health systems in West Africa.
It threatens to move rapidly across borders.
Uh-huh.
What else?
Russian aggression in Europe recalls the days when large nations trampled small ones in pursuit of territorial ambition.
Ambition.
Notice how we put Russia right next to Ebola.
What else?
The brutality of terrorists in Syria and Iraq forces us to look into the heart of darkness.
The heart of darkness.
Have you looked, John, down the throat into the heart of darkness?
Is this?
Yeah.
Does he finish with anything strong?
Any big endings?
Oh, yeah.
Each of these problems demands urgent attention.
But they also are symptoms of a broader problem.
The failure of our international system to keep pace with an interconnected world.
Yeah.
That interconnected world is a problem.
Is that his summary there?
That's not.
Well, that's interesting.
Because apparently he has a different list available to him with a different punchline.
Where is this?
Well, this will be the Clinton Obama UN opening.
We're moving it.
Hold on.
You're moving around from one UN conference to the next, but I'll take it.
Mr.
President, Mr.
Secretary General, fellow leaders, for all the immediate challenges that we gather to address this week, terrorism, instability, inequality, Disease.
Oh, man.
There's one issue that will define the contours of this century more dramatically than any other.
Let me guess.
And that is the urgent and growing threat of a changing climate.
Nice.
Yeah.
This is a little different than what he just said.
Well, it's a different audience.
It's a different audience.
Let's move into the different audience.
Now, there was another important person.
Well, before you go off on a tangent, which is going to happen until I finish making my point, I want to get back to the Stuxnet thing and finish up with some observations that took place on the new season of CBS,
and apparently they have, I guess it was the ISIS folks or ISO folks that have taken all the Technical writers and all the people that know anything about anything and shot them and beheaded them because CBS doesn't seem to have them anymore.
And so there's a new show that involves four misfit geniuses, nerds, and a cute waitress called Scorpion.
And the premise of the first episode is the following.
Oops, sorry.
That went wrong.
I hit Q. Sorry.
Sorry, man.
That was a good setup, too.
But I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
Put it aside, O'Brien.
I need you.
45 minutes ago, there was an automatic software upgrade in the LAX control tower.
It had a bug.
Now the entire system's down.
Wait, all the communications are down.
Contact's been lost between Long Beach, LAX, and Burbank.
Incoming flights have been diverted, but the ones that were about to start their descent, 56 of them, are out of comm range.
NSA's trying to work a satellite hookup.
FBI's attempting a Morse code signal from the observatory.
We need you on software.
Without landing guidance.
Those planes run out of fuel.
And crash.
And crash, Walter.
Sounds like catastrophe is imminent.
Okay, now, I wanted to talk about this because this is part of the fear thing that's been going on with the computers and this crazy thing on Nova, I think all orchestrated, because I will mention before I ask you questions about this particular scenario on the show Scorpion, something I also saw on the season premiere of NCIS, the number one show, where they had a virus on a little sand disc, And they put all this stuff inside a Faraday cage to block it from, you know, because they knew it was going to be a problem.
And the thing, they plug it in, and the virus transmits itself through the power cord somehow and into the entire system of computers and creates this horrible situation.
Again, not possible unless they were using power cord networking, which they obviously weren't doing.
But anyway, this is beside the point.
This show...
Which I think has potential, is so stupid.
It's so outrageously stupid.
Here's what the scenario was.
There's a bunch of planes in the air.
They can't land.
And then later in the show, they show, well, because they can't land, they're going to have them go out to sea, and then they're going to gun them down with F-15s.
They're going to shoot the planes out of the air because they can't take a chance they're going to land in a neighborhood.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Missed opportunity.
Missed opportunity by the showrunner.
They should have made it F-22 Raptors and they could have gotten paid because there would be another promotional video.
That would have been a good idea.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Whatever the case was, they were going to shoot him down and then they finally found that some code, the old code they needed to read somehow and they're going to do this instantly, by the way.
Right.
This old code.
Reflash the wrong.
They found old code on a plane.
Actually, apparently, the air traffic controller code is also on the airplane in its entirety, and they found a plane that never got the upgrade, and so they're going to flash it to a laptop, put a guy in a wheel well...
Mm-hmm.
Hang him from the plane as it's about to kind of land, but it can't land without the help, because apparently the pilots are incompetent, and they're going to hang, as this thing's doing 150 miles an hour over the runway, they're going to hang the laptop down and drop it into a speeding Ferrari doing about the same speed, so they can take it back and stick it into the air traffic control system.
This was ridiculous!
I've been sworn to some secrecy that I can't expose my source.
But I know that this and something else with NCIS, these are runaway hits.
These have been coordinated, I believe, the way I understood the conversation.
This is not coincidental.
These programs and these storylines...
This is exactly what you believe it to be, but the main thing, the main thing I heard is Scorpion, Runaway Hit.
It was only played once.
You can't call, we know anyone who follows the business knows that you can't call one episode ratings as a Runaway Hit.
I'm telling you what is being discussed internally at CBS. Well, I'm sure it got some attention for a number of reasons.
One, there was no competition.
Two, it's a cute idea for a show.
Anybody in their right mind is going to watch this show.
I'm not going to watch it anymore.
I think Runaway Hit means something different, John.
I think it means we're getting paid.
Well, somebody's getting paid.
That's what it means.
This is the stupidest...
Show I have seen in years.
Although I like the characters and the idea's not bad.
It's just that it doesn't make any sense.
Well, here's how we'll know how good my juice is.
And the NCIS was the same problem.
Here's how we'll know how good my juice is with this contact.
I told this contact they needed to immediately option celebrity pole dancing.
Had not heard of it.
And I said, this is going to be a huge hit.
hit.
It's perfect for America.
And my contact wrote it down and asked me for links.
And so that person is, if that shows up on CBS, then you'll know that I've got the Hmm!
We could have Ready for Green going in.
Well, that's my next step, obviously.
I'm setting it up.
I'm getting good on the inside so that when necessary, we can strike.
Meanwhile, while we're listening to this garbage, we have stuff like...
I think that to top it off and maybe the punchline is the Sprint iPhone commercial that's been going in.
Funny, I got the same clip.
I only have the beginning of it because it...
Oh, I have the full clip.
Let me get the full thing.
Hold on a second.
The full clip is just a lot of glass breaking.
Yeah, but still, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, it's 30 seconds.
I got the whole 30.
Let me just do the 30.
Oh, so did you hear the new iPhone is out?
I'm getting one!
Sprint is offering this exclusive new plan with unlimited data.
The plan is only $50 a month!
$50?
Unlimited iPhone!
Yeah, they're all screaming and glasses breaking everywhere.
So should we eat?
The new Simply Unlimited plan, exclusively for iPhone 6. Unlimited data, talk, and text for just $50 a month.
Switch to Sprint and you'll buy out your contract.
It's the best value in wireless.
Yeah!
That was...
First of all, very female unfriendly.
I thought so.
It was insulting.
Very insulting.
Made women, young women...
These are adult women, by the way.
Young adult women.
Made them look like complete morons.
Right.
And really all sick with the involuntary social network disorder.
Yeah.
Bingo.
Boom shagalaga.
Disgusting.
But that all fits in with...
What happened last Sunday?
We talked about it.
You heard a bit from the president there talking about climate change.
We have the climate march in New York.
I have a couple of clips from this.
This was very interesting.
A lot of signs.
Climate justice.
Which I found to be an interesting term.
And Leonardo DiCaprio.
We know he was contracted to be the spokeshole for this.
Now, this is what Leo does.
And I know people who know Leo, and you'll recall that he was very upset that he got called out about the ice bucket challenge.
And so he was really pissed off, and he gave $100,000.
He's in a very bad position.
DiCaprio?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, because he got sucked into all this stuff.
Yeah.
And Clooney, they all sucked him in and now everyone's looking at him and of course he's a big man on campus.
So what he does, he grows a huge bushy beard His hair is long, tied back in a bun at the back of his head.
He's in a role.
He's just, alright, screw it.
I'll do whatever I have to do.
I'm just going to act this thing because it's good for my career.
That makes sense.
And he even said it right there in his speech at the United Nations.
As an actor, I pretend for a living.
I play fictitious characters, often solving fictitious problems.
Like what I'm doing right now.
I believe that mankind has looked at climate change in that same way.
Yeah.
As if it were a fiction.
Fictitious problem.
Yeah, it's perfect.
As if pretending that climate change wasn't real would somehow make it go away.
But I think we all know better than that now.
Every week we're seeing new and undeniable climate events Evidence that accelerating climate change is here right now.
Droughts are intensifying, our oceans are acidifying, with methane plumes rising up in the ocean floor.
We are seeing extreme weather events and the West Antarctic and Greenland ice sheets melting at unprecedented rates, decades ahead of scientific projections.
None of this is rhetoric.
And none of it is hysteria.
It is fact.
And I am acting.
Because this is exactly...
Next movie, he's going to shave off the beard and he'll be back.
This is genius.
This is how I would do it if I was forced into that.
Now let's listen to...
Because everyone was in on this.
We had the...
We've got to do all these things at the same time.
There's John F. Carey.
Then he had, I thought, just a brilliant little one-minuter here.
You can make a powerful argument that it may be, in fact, the most serious challenge we face on the planet because it's about the planet itself.
Today, more than 97% of all the peer-reviewed studies ever made confirm that.
So this is pretty real.
That's not true.
That's a lie.
Just listen to him.
Just listen to the guy.
This is pretty real.
This is pretty real.
97% number and then throw it into this context and it's bullcrap.
It's not true.
This is bullcrap.
We know it's bullcrap.
Wow.
But we have to write the column, the article.
So this is pretty real.
What is so disturbing about it is that the...
Worst impacts can be prevented still.
Still?
There is still time.
I thought we were at the tipping point like five years ago.
No, no.
You can still do it, man.
You can do it.
New information has come to light.
I thought about playing that.
I think you should just do that live every time.
I've got information, man.
New shit has come to light.
Here we go.
New shit has come to light.
...can be prevented, still.
Still.
There is still time.
Oh, good.
If we make the right set of choices.
Okay.
It's within our reach.
But it is absolutely imperative...
That we decide to move and to act now.
You don't have to take my word for it.
Okay.
You don't have to take Al Gore's word for it.
You don't have to take the IPCC's word and the Framework Convention.
All those people who are sounding the alarm bells.
You don't have to...
Let me just get this straight.
He should have thrown in DiCaprio, by the way.
I think that was a mistake.
So you don't have to take his word.
Don't have to take Al Gore's word for it.
Don't have to take the IPCC's word for it, which is the word.
You don't have to take DiCaprio's word for it.
Whose word can you take?
Don't even try to guess.
Okay, hit it.
You can just wake up pretty much any day and listen to Mother Nature, who is screaming at us about it.
Yes, here's a little one.
You come on up.
Mother Earth is screaming at us!
Okay.
That would be clip of the day if it wasn't for the other one.
Sorry.
That was a good one.
That's insane.
He had grizzled this morning.
Here's what was interesting.
Everybody dressed down for this.
Ban Ki-moon was out there with his baseball hat on, and DiCaprio with his big...
Everybody, a couple of celebrities.
I always feel bad when I see Kevin Bacon and...
What's his wife's name?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Because I like him.
No, man...
A little misguided.
So, Democracy Now!
is on the ground.
Amy is in her dress down with a hat and everything.
Because this is intended to look like an unorganized people's march.
Which it was anything but.
It was completely organized.
To an extreme.
We'll start first with a...
I loved this.
This is your typical attendee.
As she talks to someone in the crowd, your typical attendee of this march.
You've got a bicycle on your t-shirt.
Yes, our bicycles brought us here.
We all need to be riding bicycles.
And stop the cars and stop the fuel and save this wonderful earth that we're on.
Oh my God.
Stop the cars and stop the fuel.
Our bicycles brought us here magically.
That's pretty cool.
Alright, now she talks to a young woman who is wearing a t-shirt, undocumented, unafraid, and out here protesting, or something like this, from the outfit culture strike.
Turns out she's not undocumented.
But I want you to listen to the interview she had with her.
And then I will tell you a bit about this outfit that this girl, woman, young woman is a member of.
The culture strike is people who do cultural organizing, musicians, artists, a poet like myself.
You know, we're here for the community.
You know, we're here.
We see art as, you know, central to social change.
And we want to make sure that we're here and also offering our art and our creativity to imagine what change and what climate justice looks like.
Do you have any poem you'd like to share with us?
Oh, yeah, she's a poet.
At the moment, no, I'm rusty.
I've been running around, but, you know...
But I don't have any poetry for you.
People can check out culturestrike.org, and a lot of undocumented artists actually were part of this.
We're designing the birds, the puppets.
So we're here loud, screaming out loud, visually.
Talk about the birds and the puppets.
Yeah, so many of the species that we wanted to include in the parade were cranes, the monarch butterfly, who are being affected by climate change.
Hold on.
The monarch butterfly?
Thank you.
That, as you know, is the trigger for MKUltra.
But it also represents, you know, migrants and our right to migrate and, you know, to have a life full of dignity.
And so that's what we wanted to do with many of the species, many of the animals, the cranes, the turtles.
And who made them?
They were done by different artists across the country.
But specifically in New York, we commissioned two undocumented artists from El Salvador and Mexico.
And so, and they're also women of color.
We wanted to make sure women of color are at the forefront of this.
And where do you come from?
I come from Ecuador.
I came here at the age of five.
I am still undocumented 20 years later.
So all of this, the intersection of climate justice, climate change, and migration comes forward.
All right, climate justice.
What has immigration got to do with climate change?
Nothing.
However, I went looking for this Culture Strike organization.
I want to know, who are these people?
Of course.
Culture Strike is a project...
Of our old friend, the Citizen Engagement Laboratory.
The Citizen Engagement Laboratory, which is funded by the Citizen Engagement Fund, 100%.
It's about $2 million.
$1.7 million.
These are the filmmaker guys.
We've seen these guys before.
Ian Inaba.
Oh, right.
He is the filmmaker, the guy who did Eminem's music videos.
Isn't he the Jew hater?
I don't know if he's a Jew hater.
Okay.
Then we have...
This is all Climate Lab, Green.
This is a well-funded organization for what they do.
Filled with millennials.
If you look at their engagementlab.org.
Nice.
And you look at their financials.
And I look at this and I say to myself, Self, this is a great gig.
Just do some meetings.
Now, this woman, this young lady, she, from her school, I guess where she's undocumented, gave her extra, gave her credit, scholastic credits, for being a part of this climate march.
So this is all the way into school.
This was a school day, I think, a weekday.
Oh, that's interesting.
No, it was Sunday.
I'm sorry, Sunday.
Yeah.
Well, they still got credit.
Now, I mentioned the MKUltra.
It is abundantly clear to me that the monic butterflies that were being used as floats, I presume, or whatever art that was there, were triggering MKUltra's subjects.
One of them was interviewed by...
It was PJ Media.
Is it Pajama Media?
I don't know.
It's an interesting outfit.
Cool little girl there.
She found Robert F. Kennedy Jr., And she decided to talk to him while he had been activated by the monarch butterflies.
He sounds like he's always activated.
No, no.
I'm sorry.
What would the things be if you were to activate an MKUltra subject at a climate march?
What would you be having him repeat over and over again?
I have no idea.
Of course you did.
Coke Brothers!
I'm Michelle Fields for PJTV. We're here at the People's Climate March in New York City where we had the opportunity to speak to Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Take a look.
This is a pretty large event.
There were millions of flyers handed out, over 400 buses with people filled in coming here.
Are you concerned about the damage to the environment that something like that would cause?
I think this is...
You need this kind of event to save the environment.
What I'm concerned with is the kind of damage that's being caused by Exxon and the Koch brothers and the oil wars that we've spent four trillion dollars on over the last ten years.
And the only thing between us and that kind of future where the oil companies have subverted our democracy and are running our foreign policy and running our domestic policy is people power.
They have the money on their side.
This guy.
What is that voice?
What happened to his voice?
I forgot.
He had some throat cancer.
Oh, okay.
So that is...
I don't want to make fun of that.
He always sounds like that.
So I don't know if he was triggered.
And he always says the same thing.
But it got...
Horrible to be interviewed.
He's just bitches and moans about the Koch brothers.
Well, I like this girl because she got on his face and I thought it was pretty funny how he responded.
You want to hear it?
Or are you not interested?
You can play it.
If you don't like it, tell me to stop and I'll stop.
We have the people on our side and we need the people here to show that they don't want to take it anymore.
Do you have an iPhone or an Android?
I have a cell phone.
You do?
Are you concerned about the damage that the cell phone and electricity generation causes to the environment?
Are you joking about this?
No, I want to know if you're willing to give up your iPhone.
No, I'm not joking.
Why not?
Doesn't it start with people like you?
You're here saying you want...
No, no, no.
It starts by changing the laws to rationalize the marketplace so that we reward the most efficient But shouldn't you lead by example?
No, no.
I do lead by example.
So are you going to give up your cell phone?
No, I'm not going to give up myself.
Are you going to give up your car?
Are you going to give up yours?
I'm not the one who's here talking about the environment.
You're here trying to change the environment, trying to change the laws.
So I'm asking if you're going to lead by example.
No, I'm not going to stop using a cell phone.
By the way, I think this is pretty much how most people who are all in Obama bot, crazy nutjobs, really believe in this stuff, how they respond to everything.
Then he comes up with the most...
Flummoxing strategy to change the climate problem.
I don't believe that we have to reduce our quality of life in order to have a rational free market, in order to stop the use of carbon, in order to divorce ourselves from A fuel that is destroying our planet.
He's saying the exact opposite of what the agenda is.
He's saying we don't have to live with less.
No, that's exactly what you're going to live with if all this comes into place.
You'll have less money.
You'll be spending it on carbon taxes or credits or whatever it is.
And you will not have the things you want in life because they will be verboten.
What we need to do is change the laws.
It's much more important to change your politician than it is to change your light bulb or your cell phone or your automobile.
Oh!
Now that's interesting.
Much more important to change your politician.
Yeah, it's just another promotion of the Democrats.
I like it.
It's much more important because right now the Koch brothers own the Tea Party, they own the Republican Party, and they own a lot of the Democratic Party.
And if they were saying that part...
What's that?
At least you give them credit for only, you know, being part of the Democrat Party structure in terms of, you know, the biggest donors, or one of the biggest donors to PBS and NPR and all these, you know, the Lincoln Center, they do, they're in everywhere.
Just money away.
Yeah, well, Here it comes.
We don't care what kind of car you use, but we're going to make a law that says you can't make a car in this country unless it gets 40 miles per gallon.
You can't make a car unless it's an electric car.
And everybody's quality of life can be maintained.
We don't have to go to war and spend $4 trillion in foreign wars because the Koch brothers are going to make higher profits from doing that.
The Koch brothers apparently make profit because of war.
Well, I mean, I'm sure it picks up some sales of fuel.
Oh, wait a minute.
Most of our Navy ships are all nukes now.
I don't think there's any that use fuel, so I don't know where they're getting that.
Here's his last 20 seconds.
The thing I did not know about the Koch brothers.
I did not know this.
The biggest canards that the press has fallen for is by blaming individuals for their own choices.
That's not the issue.
The issue is what's happening on Capitol Hill, and that's the thing you guys aren't paying attention to.
You're letting these people, you're letting the Koch brothers run our country, subvert our democracy, corrupt our politicians, capture the agencies that are protecting the rest of us from pollution.
And destroying local democracy on every level.
And that's what you ought to be paying attention to rather than asking trivial and inane questions about what kind of car somebody drives or whether or not they use cell phones.
Koch Brothers!
So they run the Republicans, the Democrats, everything.
They own everything, the Koch Brothers.
And all the wars are for the Koch Brothers.
Yeah, well, you know...
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Something bad just happened.
Crap.
What?
Whoops.
Don't move.
We'll make note down to time.
Yeah, hold on a second.
Oh, man.
That was...
Something crashed.
Hold on a second.
Let me see if I can still bring this back.
Whoa.
Reopen.
Why is this not...
Oh, man.
This is bad.
Well, it sounds good to me.
Yeah, no.
The recording didn't work?
I think the...
Well, no.
I have a recording.
I have a full recording on my backup system.
Just double-checking.
But the stream and everything, I think, popped out.
Let me just see if they're still receiving me.
Hold on.
Just a second.
Oh, it came back.
Magic.
We seem to be okay.
Okay, good.
Alright, well, that was a couple minutes of my life.
I'll never get back.
I'm sorry.
I do have two clips before we go into a break because they're permanent.
We are late, yes.
But I want to play these two because I think it has some...
I thought this was a little screwy.
This was the mission to Mars.
And this is the...
I got two clips.
I want the BBC one played first, and then I have a comment, and then we can play the second one.
Andrew Modi to the White House.
Today, though, Mr.
Modi has been busy celebrating a different success, one in space.
India has become the first country to put a spacecraft into orbit around Mars on the very first try.
And the mission was one of the cheapest that's ever been carried out.
All right, so I said, oh, that's interesting.
That kind of plays into what I think is a stereotype, this cheap Indian.
So I decided that, well, let's see what the Indians have to say about this.
And then I figured I'd emphasize a few points that they make on their mission to Mars, Sweden.
Before being placed in orbit...
But it all went according to plan.
There's a real sense of pride for not only have they succeeded in sending a mission to Mars on their very first attempt, something that's never been done before, they've also done it at a fraction of the cost of comparable missions.
India's homegrown mission is almost a tenth of the cost of NASA's MAVEN program.
Even cheaper than the Hollywood blockbuster Gravity.
Yeah.
Cheap!
Cheap, I tell ya!
Cheap!
Can we take pictures from our Mars unit of them flying by, or is that not possible?
I don't know how we're going to deal with this, but they're up there with a cheap, cheap product.
And then I look at today's donations, which are not that many, but there's definitely no Indians in here.
No.
So even though they speak English and they listen to the show, I don't know.
No.
I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
We're on No Agenda in the morning.
We do have a few people to thank, including Peter McConnell at Stockholm, New Jersey, 12345ITM from China.
He emailed you something regarding ISND News.
Matthew had...
Halley, Halley, Halley.
In Gatineau, Quebec.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Thank you for your courage.
Rob Legat.
Cranbrook, British Columbia.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
And he has a...
What is the point of this note?
It's in red.
What does red mean?
I keep forgetting.
A douchebag call-out.
Oh, there's some douchebag call-outs on here.
Okay, here it is.
I'd like to call out Premier Christy Clark as a supreme douchebag.
Douchebag!
Her shenanigans kept our human resources out of school until this week with her causing the teacher's strike in British Columbia.
That's kind of a high-end douchebag.
That's adequate.
He's not going to donate.
That's why I call her out.
That's just douchebag.
You're missing the point of the douchebag.
I agree.
I agree.
Kyle Bauer in Wooster, Ohio, 103-44.
Chad Krah...
Now, Kyle, I believe Kyle...
Now, I'm not sure if we had knighted him or not, and Eric wasn't sure either.
I thought we did, but anyway, he will become Sir Late Knight today.
Late night, late, late night, Dave?
No, the late night with a K. Oh, okay.
We nighted him late.
All right, onward.
Yep.
Chad Kreitzer, Kreitzer?
Kreitzer.
I'd say Kreitzer, yeah.
In Front Royal, Virginia.
Is there a place like that?
$100.
Renee Harvey Flamenco in Greenwich, UK. UK. Mm-hmm.
She sent a longer note via email.
I didn't see it.
Rebecca Martin.
We read all the notes, by the way.
Not necessarily on the air.
Rebecca Martin in Vancouver, B.C. That's kind of nice.
And she's been donating.
I have to read this.
Over the last few years, it's become tradition for us to donate in each other's names on our birthdays.
I'm keeping it up to avoid being called a douchebag wife.
Happy birthday to my wonderful husband that's coming up.
John.
Yeah.
And that's $99.99 from Ivo, I guess, Weiten?
I think it's...
Weiten.
Ivo Weiten.
Velten, I think that's his name.
Velten.
Ivo Velten.
Ivo Velten in Arnhem.
Arnhem.
Arnhem.
Holland, Netherlands.
Dame Beth Borazon in Tucson, Arizona.
We've got a birthday for her.
Vaughn Glitchka in Salem, Oregon.
These are all Saks of Sevens for our sevens.
These are Saks of Sevens.
We have three of them.
We've got three people celebrating our anniversary.
That's fine.
Allison Flesch in Hebron, Kentucky.
Another birthday there.
And then?
Yep.
And then it is time.
And in the red corner, wearing black trunks and gold trim.
Woo!
He has a record of 33 wins, zero losses, and one draw.
He's the Grand Duke of Belgium and France.
Sir!
Stephen von Hellbunker!
Hey!
There he is.
And then we had Buzzkill Jr.'s birthday Monday.
Oh.
And we put him on the list.
We put him on the list.
And because Stephen, of all things, the Grand Duke calls out his birthday.
He says a little swazzle enough, Carmen, in honor of Buzzkill Jr.'s birthday.
How old is Buzzkill Jr.?
I don't know, too old.
Too old to be living in the house.
James Cates in Virginia Beach, Virginia, 69-69.
By the way, that was 69-69 from the Baron.
Richard Zula, 66-80, North Huntington, Pennsylvania.
Stephen E. Arnold in Louisville, Kentucky, 66-60.
Bruno Rodriguez in Sao Paulo.
Hmm.
Brazil, Brazil, 5555.
He has an interesting note.
I think it was something about...
Oh, yeah.
We have to make a comment on this.
He said that he was very disappointed.
I guess he lost money.
Because we had the World Cup nailed.
Right.
And we even get a lot of complaints about this fact that we missed it.
And we just refused to discuss it, I guess.
But, yeah, we're sorry.
Shit happens.
Dan Whitechick in Beach Grove, Indiana.
Double nickels on the dime.
Kevin Dills in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Double nickels on the dime.
Rochelle Stowe in Seattle, Washington.
52-22.
We have a boom shakalaka request.
We'll put it at the end.
And donation is a happy birthday call out there.
Greg Worley in Evington, Virginia.
That's $50.33, and now the rest of these are just $50, and there's not that many of them either.
Ryan Curley, or Curl, Ryan Curl, in Lowboro, Leicester.
Macy Stolowski in Calgary, Alberta, no comment.
Matt Comstock in Wolcott, Connecticut.
Jason Daniels in Dallas, Texas.
T. Abel.
These are all 50s.
In Berkshire, UK. 50 bucks.
Brandon Merrick in Tempe, Arizona.
And finally, Kyle.
Oh, Sir Kyle Bauer.
I think it's...
Isn't he Sir?
Yeah, I think so.
I believe so, yeah.
In Worcester, Ohio.
I did get...
Kyle comes in twice.
I'm not sure why we don't have Paco Rumblefish listed, which is 50.
And there's another one here.
Are those checks?
Yeah, these are checks.
I don't see them on the sheet.
I don't see Paco anywhere.
Paco sent in a note.
It's a birthday gift to his brother Matthew.
Is he listed?
No.
Okay, put Matthew...
Well, it might as well be Matthew Rumblefish, even though that's not his name, from Paco.
I don't know what happened there.
That's weird.
Do we have an age or a date for Matthew?
He is, birthdays 10-3 is the date.
No age given.
So we don't know what his age is.
And then Gerald Guyerra is in for 50.
And he wrote a note in that is, I don't know what happened there.
It's very unusual.
Anyway, there are contributions, lesser donors, above 50 and less than 200 for show 655.
And I want to thank them and everyone.
And remind you, please go to devart.org slash NA and help us out for the Sunday show.
Yeah, we do need a little more help.
If you have never donated to this program, known as the best podcast in the universe, you should consider it.
If you've been listening...
The only reason why we can't talk as freely as the way we do is because we have chosen for a model that does not include any advertising, native or otherwise.
We leverage our global intelligence network, but really look at the value of what you're getting.
We took you on a ride.
Did you go into work or you've been traveling?
You've been commuting three hours.
Was there any value to that?
Was it worth when you order Netflix?
It's okay.
Seven bucks a month.
I'll take that.
It doesn't matter.
As long as you are contributing in any way you can.
When people say, I don't have any money.
It's coming soon.
I think to myself, seriously, you can't find five dollars a month.
It's possible.
I'm sure there are people who are in dire circumstances.
But don't feel like you have to come up with some huge amount.
A lot of the base that we have is these monthlies, and some are even doing weekly, and it's really appreciated.
Every single one of you, and I want to...
Let's do a jobs karma.
What else do we need?
This was enough.
Or a boom shakalaka.
A boom shakalaka, which will do kid, right?
That's when I think we should switch to that.
I agree.
It's just funnier.
I think we'll do that.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
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And we all say happy birthday to Buzzkill Jr., who's too old to be living in the house.
And Matthew Rumblefish celebrates on October 3rd.
Happy birthday from your brother Paco and all of your buddies here at the best podcast in the universe.
It's your birthday, yeah!
Two nightings, John, which is always good news, although these are...
It didn't really show up in the donations per se, but people who stay with it, eventually you can get it.
It really can happen.
Which I like.
Put down the slide whistle.
I got it.
I got this thing right here.
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Getting a long tooth list.
The list is getting long in the tooth.
This barely makes it to the end.
Well, the list is much, much longer.
I just picked stuff out now.
Oh, it is?
The whole list won't fit anymore.
Oh, that's too bad.
Yeah, I just grabbed...
Oh, I didn't know you were doing that.
Always.
Yeah, it's on the fly.
It's called improvisation.
What does that mean?
I wonder.
Please go to noagendanation.com slash rings.
Pick up your well-deserved ring.
As we start to get out of here, let me just think if I had...
Oh, this is...
Well, I got a quickie.
All right, you got a quickie.
Joan Rivers clip.
I want to point this out to me.
This is a thematic clip.
This is the kind of crap that goes on.
Facebook followers of the late Joan Rivers may have noticed something unusual on her account.
This post promoting the new iPhone 6 popped up on her page on Friday, the same day the phone went on sale.
It read in part, quote, great achievement in design, great product.
The Post may have shocked some of her followers since the comedian died earlier this month from complications during throat surgery.
TMZ speculates that the Post was part of a deal Rivers may have negotiated with Apple before her death.
The Post was quickly removed.
A really strange story.
Strange story.
How could it be?
How could it be that it's all crock of crap?
How could it be?
How could this happen?
I believe you can schedule posts for the future on Facebook, I think.
I'm not sure.
Oh, so she posted how great the iPhone is sight unseen.
Okay, that makes sense.
Yeah.
Well, she made a lot of money with selling stuff, the Home Shopping Network, or QVC, I think.
Yeah, I know.
And she knows how to do it.
Well, I'm just pointing out the...
Yeah.
Last aspect of it.
I'm trying to think what I should wind up with here, but I'm going to have to save some of this stuff for Sunday.
We got a lot of Ebola, which another thing I'm convinced is just a complete crock.
You know, IMF is moving in now to these nations that have been stricken by Ebola and they're offering loans.
I'm telling you, this thing is bull crap going on.
This is the new twist on the economic impact.
I'm telling you, and I'm seeing big mistakes in They're getting all the countries wrong.
And then there was a very funny hoax, which I liked, which a lot of people fell for.
CDC says Ebola vaccine only works on white people.
What?
Yeah.
It's a hoax.
Known as...
I like it.
...Ebola Chan is what the general...
I hope he works on white people.
Yeah.
Ebola Chan.
This is a 4chan character, Ebola Chan.
And I think these...
4chan is the source of a lot of fun stuff.
They have a little character called Ebola-chan.
It's a little nurse with a skull.
And she's the Ebola anime character.
So whenever you hear this bull crap, you just say, Ebola-chan.
So I thought that was pretty funny.
Of course, Sierra Leone went on a three-day lockdown.
They're doing it again.
I am just not believing any of this.
But, of course, we'll bring the scare here to the homeland, and we do that, of course.
Well, who is this?
You know, you might be right about your assertion, because we were discussing the six-week cycle, and you think it's been...
Possibly, because of the nature of the kind of news we're getting, changed in its nature and amped up to every three weeks or even maybe...
Every six days!
Every six days, there's some horrible thing going on and all this is playing into it, including the new fall season for...
CBS, which seems to have a similar sort of theme.
In the case of the TV, it's about computers, and of course that matches with the Nova show, which is again about computers and how dangerous they are.
And then there's the common complaints about free speech on the internet being hurtful.
I have an archive thing, which I was going to save for later.
You can play a little bit of it.
But Paula Deen's been making the rounds apologizing.
And she says something in her apology.
Help everybody who doesn't know.
Paula Deen was still a very famous TV celebrity cook.
And I say cook.
She's a celebrity cook that also runs a huge business selling Paula Deen's pots and pans and all sorts of things.
She's kind of notorious for making donut hamburgers and things with sour cream and more.
What you're saying is she's not a chef.
She's not a chef, but she's very pleasant.
She got jacked because she was a racist.
That was the big controversy.
30 years ago, she used the N-word in some situation.
30 years ago.
And you actually isolated what it was.
She was doing promotions for a drug that was competing with another drug.
Oh, that's right.
It was the...
What was that?
I don't remember.
She got taken out.
It was maybe a Lipitor.
It was a blood thinner.
Restor versus Lipitor.
Something like that.
Oh, I'd forgotten about it, yeah.
Yes, and she got taken out of the picture.
And part of the thing was, now she's got to make her comeback with all the apologies and everything else.
And if you play a little of this, they're letting her come back, but she has to recite the memes that are anti-free speech memes.
They're all...
Peppering this apology.
A day, about a year and a half ago.
I didn't recognize that woman.
That was a woman in trauma.
What, she's saying that about herself?
Yeah, but from her interview a year ago when she was getting tossed.
In trauma.
I would say shock.
Shock.
Trying to understand what had happened.
And, you know, the cold, hard fact, Matt, is...
I probably should not have been here.
I probably should have been at home, maybe even under the care of a doctor.
The interview she's talking about was in June of last year.
Depression.
In the middle of it, not even the aftermath, when she came in and talked to Matt.
Matt went on to ask Paul about what lessons she's learned through all this.
I learned so much.
When I sat quietly with my own thoughts.
The most powerful thing, and I thought I knew it because I've talked about it before, but it's the power of words.
I don't care how old they are.
Words are so powerful.
They can hurt.
They can make people happy.
Well my words hurt people.
They disappointed people.
And frankly, I disappointed myself.
And for that, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry for the hurt.
That I caused people because it went deep.
It went deep.
You can stop it.
It's just terrible.
Oh my goodness.
And it's all, if you think about it in terms of like a, like a, from a medicine, it's looking down on it.
It's words are more powerful.
They're dangerous.
They hurt people.
They're bad.
They're bad.
So we need to regulate these words.
I'm telling you, this is all part of the anti-free speech thing going on.
Well, here's Google's latest policy video, one of those animated, drawn, not with the hands, but cutesy animated video about how they will be protecting you from the hate.
Every day, millions of people around the world post content to Google platforms.
Things like videos on YouTube, blog posts on Blogger, and social media posts on Google+.
Occasionally, people are concerned about the content they see on our platforms.
Some people tell us they've seen content that they think violates the law.
Others think they've found something that is against our content policies.
You know, the rules for our communities.
Oh, the rules!
I'm a rule follower.
The rules for our communities.
We want people to tell us when they see content that may violate our policies.
This can include bullying, hate speech, graphic violence, or sexually explicit content.
Well, that pretty much is our show.
Which is good, which is why you need to support our independent voice.
We have independent servers, independent of anything.
And just don't be surprised, people, when you start getting shut down.
This is the whole point.
And they have three strikes, you're out, you get locked out of the platform.
What will I do if I can't upload anymore?
On many Google products, there's a way to let us know about these kinds of violations.
Google takes these reports seriously.
When deciding whether something is against our policies, we review complaints on a case by case basis.
If it's determined that the flagged content violates our guidelines, we take it down.
Take it down.
Repeat offenders often face penalties.
For instance, on YouTube, users may have some of their account privileges revoked for a while.
Too many strikes, and the account is disabled.
Ugh, it just goes on from there.
I'm a rule follower, so if the rule is that we have to do it, then I'll do it.
Yeah.
Follow the rule, people.
Yeah, so we thought we'd leave you all, we're going to continue to leave you all with a very depressing note like these if we don't get better support.
I mean, it was ridiculous that we don't get, you know, we're getting support, summer, mid-summer type of support, which is, you know, a little late in the game for that.
We've got the school year starting up.
Yeah, and yeah, I'm disappointed too.
But, you know, I have my plan B. I know what I'm doing.
You're going to ditch me.
No, I need you.
Are you kidding me?
You can act just as well as I can.
I'm going to totally need you.
I'm not going to ditch you.
I got one last little clip if you want to go out with something.
I just want to point this out.
This is one of these warning clips.
You know, over the last...
We've had all these anti-cold...
This all shows up in the news media now.
Anti-coal propaganda, anti-car propaganda, pro-wind power, anti-planes, pro-rail, and all this sort of thing.
I think this is one of the things, I think we're going to hear more about it.
This is going after the gas industry with the gas pipeline propaganda.
We are back with a combined USA Today NBC News investigation about a growing concern in this country, the aging network of underground pipes that carry natural gas to so many homes.
The trouble is many of them were put in the ground 100 years ago or more, and now at the rate of several times a week, they begin to leak, sometimes with tragic results.
Over the past 10 years, at least 135 people have died in gas line explosions in this country.
Ah!
135 people in 10 years, which is 13 a year.
There are 500 people over the same 10-year period in Los Angeles alone shot by the police.
So, I mean, come on!
Well, this also explains some of those crazy house explosions that could be a setup for, you know, of course we want natural gas.
That is the future.
We've got to put, you know, look, listen, give me now, believe me later.
It's obvious.
That the powers that be will do anything to give us an economy.
And that is not necessarily a bad thing.
Unfortunately, it's all based on lies.
We don't need all this stuff.
You know pipelines run right in front of the White House.
There's pipelines everywhere.
These things are not leaking and blowing up.
This is more fear.
Just get stuff going, I guess.
Alright, just to spend money.
Yeah, well, yeah, to create an economy.
Crap, the economy, yeah.
To create, it's to create an economy.
You're in San Francisco, the whole town's being dug up.
Yeah, no kidding.
A reminder, we are the Uber of public radio, which means we need you to participate in the system by supporting us, dvorak.org slash na, please.
More and better than the past two episodes.
And I'd like to see new names and not necessarily, although I love our knights and dames and dukes and grand dukes, you, you who have not donated, you need to support us.
Yeah, you're never going to get any material like this from any other source.
People always think of these alternative guys that are fringe, like Glenn Beckett.
You heard earlier in the show what he's like.
This is not somebody you want to be listening to.
Just short of selling seeds.
No, not at all.
They're trying to scare the public.
I mean, the realism is lost on these people.
We'll be looking very closely at the Euroland on Sunday.
Hopefully not more of this fear porn, but it's unlikely we'll be able to escape it, and we will expose as we can.
And it is fun to listen to if you have the right attitude.
That's true.
And it'll make you less sick, if not completely better.
Beware of the involuntary social network disorder.
Coming to you from Austin, Texas in the morning, I'm Adam Curry.
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