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	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Sunday, July 29th, 2012.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 430.
	This is no agenda.
	Dodging the heat in the sin bin just south of Pipeline Drive.
	Still in the Drone Star State, Dallas Tejas in the morning, everybody.
	I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I'm spending all my time tweeting about the Olympics, I'm John C. Devorak.
	I'm John C. Devorak.
	Hey, I think I'm over-modulating.
	I don't think I sound good.
	Hold on.
	You sound good to me.
	Yeah, but you're not listening to the stream or whatever.
	There we go.
	Is everyone moaning?
	No, I'm moaning.
	I sounded a little over-modulated.
	Yeah, whatever.
	You're cracking?
	Yeah, well, what you're hearing in the background, for those of you listening on headsets, I know most people right now are probably listening.
	Fanatics.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know, people do have iPods and iPhones, and they do wear the headsets.
	Whenever you hear me speak, you will hear the annoying sound of the air conditioner in the background.
	I know people say they don't hear it, but I hear it, and it's like I'm at sea.
	Like I'm a ship at sea.
	Because we are on the...
	2009 tour.
	First leg of the tour, Austin, Texas, to Dallas, Texas, where I am sitting now in the sin bin, as it's been dubbed, just outside producer Dave Koss' house here, in Arlington, actually, which is, I guess, a suburb of Dallas.
	And, wow.
	It's already been quite a trip, John.
	What happened?
	What do you mean, what didn't happen?
	My goodness.
	I see that Mickey sent out a Twitter pic of the truck with Adam here, and then it looked like...
	JCD goes here?
	In place, JCD here with an X. Yeah.
	And then they have a little picture.
	It looks like...
	Blackface.
	Well, so we had the Austin meetup, which producers Mike and Jane put together, which was extremely cool.
	We had a nice turnout.
	About 25 people, 30 people.
	For a Saturday morning, not bad at all.
	No, that's not bad.
	No, and so while we weren't looking, we were there for a couple hours.
	Two of our producers had found where we had parked the Mustang Sally in the sin bin, and they used that stuff that when you write on someone's windshield when someone just got married...
	Yeah, they put it on there.
	They did that?
	They did that, but it's literally like, shut up, slave.
	Don't get too to the head.
	And it's on Mickey's side.
	It's Miss Mickey goes here, and then the window behind her, hookers and blow, go here.
	I mean, we had to stop at gas stations quite frequently.
	And people are looking at us like, really?
	What is up with you guys?
	Yeah.
	Hold on a second.
	I'm going to turn the air off, John.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, hold on.
	Entertain the troops.
	Nobody can hear this air condition you're complaining about.
	I sure can't.
	Of course, then again, I'm listening over a nice pair of speakers.
	I'd rather be warm than hear that the whole time.
	It's so annoying.
	What's the temperature?
	It's 106.
	It's a dry heat.
	Yeah.
	But listen, so we had the...
	Don't you bring a razor blade with you so you can scrape...
	Slip my wrist?
	Just slip my wrist?
	Did you scrape it off?
	No!
	No, no, no, no.
	We left it on.
	Are you kidding me?
	It's great.
	It's fantastic.
	No, it's so funny.
	People are like...
	Now, okay, so here's a couple of things.
	First of all, the trip from Austin to Dallas, we're getting about...
	Six and a half miles to the gallon.
	And this is flat country, my friends.
	There's up and downs, there's a little bit of hills.
	It's like three miles to the gallon once you get to the Rockies.
	Oh yeah, easily.
	Now the problem with the rig...
	You should just go to the gas station and take the hose and just put it on the ground and turn it on.
	The problem with the rig is that it has such a small gas tank.
	It's like 25 gallons.
	And you kind of hit your reserve around...
	Maybe it's 23 gallons or whatever.
	And so you hit that, you know, it's like, what are you doing?
	You go about 180 miles and you're done.
	Less, like 150.
	And then, you know, then it dings and you've got to start looking.
	So it's not great.
	You better be careful in the Rockies because there's a lot of few and far between moments.
	Nice.
	Thank you.
	But that's not the biggest problem.
	The biggest problem is with 106 degrees, and of course when you're towing a trailer, you have to have overdrive off.
	So the car is running a bit hot, John.
	And the only way to, you know, we're up at like the needles near the top of the range.
	My advice, put some water in the radiator.
	Thanks.
	And we have water in the radiator, it's just because of the heat and pulling, and the air conditioner.
	So, here's how it works.
	You're driving along, and about 63 miles an hour is the optimum speed with this configuration.
	And, um, you're driving along, and then when you start to go uphill, the only way to keep it from, you know, going too far into the red is by turning off the air conditioner.
	Now, let me tell you something.
	This is not cool.
	Literally.
	And once you're out of Texas, Oklahoma, it'll cool down.
	It's not that hot.
	Have you seen the weather report?
	Let me take a look.
	It's like 105.
	Where?
	In Oklahoma and Kansas.
	It's like record temperatures.
	You did this last year, you picked record temperatures.
	Yeah, but we were driving in a machine that was meant to carry all this weight.
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's my ego that I leave in the trailer.
	Something's bad.
	Anyway...
	700 degrees in Chanute.
	97 in Coffeyville.
	Yeah, this is a pretty...
	If you go to Goodland, it's only 77.
	Lawrence, Kansas, 91.
	There's a town in Kansas called Liberal.
	Well, that would be a relief, 91.
	Go in there and vote for Obama.
	Anyway, let me get back to the Austin meetup.
	A couple of interesting people.
	Actually, everyone who showed up was fantastic.
	I do want to point out Sergeant Fred, of course.
	He's always there.
	He always shows up to everything.
	Sergeant Fred is just such a loyal, no-agenda head.
	Then we had the Jamaican in Austin came by.
	Now, I've known him when he was the Jamaican in New York, and he used to call into the...
	Is he your handler?
	Why is he following you around?
	He may be.
	He used to call into the Daily Source Code, and he's awesome.
	He's like a six-foot-two-tall Jamaican, bald Jamaican guy.
	Awesome.
	Is he going to Virginia a lot?
	Well, on that note, you know who showed up?
	One of our previous producers, I think executive producer, Big Ass Blonde showed up.
	You remember her?
	Yeah, Big Ass Blonde.
	So Big Ass Blonde.
	She hasn't been donating much.
	Well, she will be an executive producer today.
	She donated $450 on the spot.
	And by the way, her name, Big Ass Blonde, it fits her exactly.
	It should be Big Ass Blonde with beautiful blue eyes.
	And she came up from San Antone, where she is in, quote, intelligence, John.
	Yeah.
	And I'm like, oh, okay.
	What is intelligence doing in San Antonio?
	Hello, San Antonio is like the biggest military industrial complex headquarters outside of Denver and D.C. Oh, really?
	Mm-hmm.
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah, it's, you know, big military bases there.
	And she says, you know, I just wanted to say, I really want to drive up and I want to say that, you know, you guys, the show is so important because they're so...
	Wouldn't she be driving down?
	Isn't it down?
	Over.
	Whatever.
	Don't get into the details.
	Duh.
	She says it's so important because a lot of us...
	We took an oath.
	We took an oath to the Constitution and we see all these things that are happening that kind of go counter to what we pledge to.
	And listening to your show, to our show, she says, it makes us feel like we're not insane.
	In fact, her boyfriend, he's in Special Forces, and they all listen to the show.
	And they all keep copies of the Constitution in their pockets when they're out doing whatever they're doing.
	And they're going to adhere to it.
	They're like, we're not going to take away anyone's guns.
	We're not going to do anything.
	We're not going to go on the streets of America.
	We're going to refuse to do that.
	And she said, you know, so many times I've thought of quitting, but then I think, no, no, I have to stay where I am because when it's time to blow everything up on the inside, figuratively speaking, we'll need these people.
	And a lot of them, of course, are sysadmins.
	So it's exactly what we've never set out to do, but what we've built is this community where we send out one bat signal and say, rmstar.star, and we bring down the whole new world order, John!
	Yeah, uh-huh.
	Hey, by the way, the address is adam at curry.com.
	I have nothing to do with this entire discussion.
	You're such a pussy.
	Anyway, so after that, then we took the rig, we drove to Dallas, about three and a half hours, and again, Mustang Sally kind of overheating.
	We were smart, though.
	We did learn a lot from our previous experience last year, and we brought, I mean, I don't know who makes the cabinetry in trailers and RVs, but they're the stupidest thing, because, you know, they don't lock.
	They have little clicks.
	So if you don't gaffer tape everything shut, including the refrigerator, you'll stop for gas.
	You'll go back and look.
	And even though we had gaffer taped most things, the things we didn't, it was just all over the trailer.
	I mean, it's crazy.
	I don't know who makes these things.
	They don't, like, make locks.
	There was the same people that did ship's interiors because they have little locks and clips and things that don't allow for that kind of thing.
	Most of the trailers and RVs that I've seen, with rare exceptions, are garbage.
	Cheap cabinetry that's just crap.
	Yeah, it's true.
	They should be ashamed of themselves.
	It doesn't cost that much more to do a good job.
	Yeah.
	Well, they're not doing it.
	Anyway, so rolled up here.
	Our long-time producer, Dave Koss, and his wife.
	Just a beautiful couple.
	They have a room for us.
	We slept great last night.
	They had also organized a meet-up at the caves here in Dallas.
	Another great turnout.
	30, 35 people, I would say.
	Including Joseph of Spain.
	Remember Joe?
	No, I don't.
	Yeah, we were talking about last names, Dutch last names.
	Oh, right, right.
	Joseph of Spain, the Dutch guy.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He showed up.
	Of course, Sir Gene Naftuliev, who is a pretty fun guy.
	He's actually putting us up in a hotel tonight, about a 45 minutes drive from here, and he's the guy with the No Agenda Humidor.
	So we're going to go and smoke some No Agenda cigars this evening.
	He's got some Cubans.
	He also has a pet boa constrictor.
	This is another one of our, a prime example of one of our listeners, our producers.
	And he, of course, is not just a producer.
	He's a former executive producer and a knight of the Noagenda Roundtable.
	And we had a great time, man.
	It was just so many really cool, intelligent, smart people.
	Obviously, we had our fair share of sysadmins.
	Always good to see him.
	Melody.
	I don't know if you remember Melody.
	She donated once and she said she was doing...
	Well, the story we got the last time when she sent in a donation was she was knitting or crocheting.
	I don't know if you remember that.
	I had to think about it, but it came to me.
	And she had handmade a blanket for us.
	Not for you and me, but for Ms.
	Nikki and I, and the story behind it is she was going through chemo, and she was kind of like in and out of consciousness for days on end, and she tried all different podcasts, but the only podcast that, as she says, I disagree with it, I said she got through it, but as she says, I disagree with it, I said she got through it, but she says that the only podcast that got me through We're good for many things.
	Hey now, everybody.
	In the morning.
	It should be on your doctor's list.
	I'm telling you.
	Yeah, listen to this show.
	This will help you get through the chemo.
	If it doesn't kill you.
	Yeah, right.
	If the chemo doesn't kill you, this show will.
	But it's been, it's just an, again, I feel, I don't know if you saw the picture of the Austin meetup, but Mike and Jane, they put a little picture of your head on a stick.
	And so every meetup we go, you're with us.
	We're just in the group picture.
	We hold up your head.
	Yeah, I figured if I was on this trip, I'd probably end up with my head on a stick anyway.
	Yeah, exactly.
	But it's fantastic, man.
	I said this last year.
	You should really be out here because you see the people like what we're doing.
	Yeah.
	It's nice.
	It really is nice.
	It's so awesome.
	Well, so before we get into any of the show, why don't we thank some of our executive producers right off the bat?
	Yeah.
	Can I thank the local producers first?
	And I would like to remind everybody, if you're going to donate at one of the meetups, please attach your name to your donation so that we can credit you appropriately.
	So we still wound up with some envelopes with no name on it, and it's kind of hard.
	And you can always email after the fact.
	That's cool.
	But it's better on the spot.
	Miss Mickey does the administration.
	But for the Austin meetup, executive producer, as I just mentioned, big-ass blonde, and she came in with $450 on the spot, which was fantastic, which we immediately spent on gas, getting to Dallas.
	Yeah, just to get across the street.
	But that was okay.
	And I'll just do the associate execs from the meetups as well.
	Does that take regular or premium?
	Regular, regular.
	Well, that's a plus.
	We have Renegade Mickey, who came with an E, came in with $202 on the spot.
	And Scott Lowen, he came in with $202 on the spot as well.
	And we highly appreciate their associate executive producerships.
	And I will...
	Well, why don't I just mention everyone from the...
	From the meetups real quick?
	Is that okay?
	No, we'll do that in the donation segment.
	I have them listed down there.
	Let's do the associates and the execs that came through the transfer.
	This is the big-ass bond for executive producers.
	We have Lee Daza, who decided to do an auto night.
	He's a night now.
	Wow.
	$1,000.
	Nice.
	And Lee left no note, and we couldn't find anything in his email.
	I know he's on a ship.
	Oh, really?
	Out of Yokohama.
	How do you know that?
	I figured it out.
	But I don't know that he wants to discuss it, so until he gives us an email, then we'll talk about whatever he wants, if he needs some karma for the ship or whatever.
	So we want to thank him for being an exec.
	Hello to all ships at sea, I forgot to say earlier, and he's on a ship.
	Dennis Stevens, or Stephan Stevens, in Parker, Colorado, 34543, who is the other executive producer, finally decided to end my boner status and donate to the best podcast in the universe.
	He's a good slave.
	I've been just getting by, but recently accepted a promotion and thought I would share a bit of my pay increase with you guys.
	I know you're discouraging this, but I forwarded this URL some time ago to thefed.com.
	Cute.
	I also have been propagating the formula on one of my other websites, attentionsurplusdisorder.org.
	I have some other promotions in the works, and we'll share them with you in a future donation.
	Parker Tech guy, Gitmo Nation, mile high.
	And I do just want to say one more time, I hope that someone is interesting.
	You hope someone's interesting?
	No, could you just say something for a minute there, John?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, this is...
	Whoever has the first 20 minutes of the show, could you please make sure you send that to me?
	You lost the first 20 minutes?
	Have we been on for 20 minutes already?
	Yeah, apparently.
	Well, I didn't lose 20 minutes.
	I lost only you for 20 minutes.
	It's a long story.
	That's all right.
	Someone has recorded it.
	Is this stuff too complicated for you, that machine?
	Hey, will you...
	Listen...
	If I had to explain it to you with the Mix Minus, it's alright.
	Someone recorded it and they'll send me the first.
	Up until this point is all I need.
	It'll be fine.
	Okay, here we go.
	Let's get back on the track here.
	Joseph Amato in North Point, New York, 26844.
	First time donor.
	Glad to be finally getting rid of this two-year-old boner.
	I'm calling out the froner as being a boner.
	Give him a douchebag.
	He turned me on to the no agenda and I'm grateful.
	He's been a donor before.
	I guess he wasn't a douchebag.
	Oh well.
	But I think it's time he got to the front of the show and ponied up some cash.
	This amounts, I'm sorry, this represents the year I was born and my age plus 200, which is 26844.
	Do the math.
	It works both ways.
	I would love some stock karma, as I'm supposed to get some stock in August and need the price to rise.
	Good luck.
	I would also like a clippity-clop and national anthem.
	Oh, wow.
	We'll do a national anthem at the end, since we're already running so long.
	Yeah, I actually have an end-to-show clip, and after that we can do the national anthem.
	I'd also like to use this donation to request some more research on two things.
	The missing DA from PA and the alleged botched attack on Hillary Clinton.
	Now that Joe caught...
	Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
	This is like one of those unreported news stories.
	Yeah, I got a lot of unreported news today, by the way, for people.
	Let me hand out the karma here.
	Are we ready for it?
	The Clippity Clock?
	No, let me just see what else we have here.
	Is there any more information in the missing...
	Yeah, no, we haven't got anything on that.
	Okay, yeah, hand out the karma and we'll work on the other stuff.
	Clippity Clock.
	The message is clear.
	Joe, Clippity Clock.
	You've got it.
	Nice.
	Was there the karma in there?
	Yeah, you've got karma.
	Oh, yeah, I heard it.
	You're right.
	I'm soft.
	I'm off kilter today.
	David Daniels in Dallas, Texas, 250.
	Hey, hey.
	Thanks for a memorable evening at Caves.
	Instead of counting chemical signs on corn farms in Illinois, enjoy counting the casinos on Oklahoma on your way to Kansas.
	Yeah.
	Great meeting you, too.
	Yeah, great meeting you.
	Joshua Polson, Ridgefield, Washington, 250.
	Suregal in the chat room.
	Moving to half past midnight.
	May I please send some karma down my way to my pump because they need to pull it up to see why it's broken.
	Okay.
	Karma for the pump.
	You've got karma.
	And Joshua...
	I have a, for the Thursday show, I have a special little report on water pumps in the state of Washington and the scam going on, which was affecting Eric DeShille at the moment.
	Oh, this is the Agenda 21 stuff you were talking about.
	Yeah, and that's, we'll do that next Thursday.
	Cool.
	Still, it's collecting data.
	Okay.
	Chris Cowan in Austin, Texas, $200, finally becoming a donor.
	I'm about to head over to the Hot Pockets 2009 to meet up.
	Yep.
	He needs a de-douching and some general karma.
	All right, absolutely.
	Oops, sorry.
	No, no, didn't mean that.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	It always takes a little while to get into the new setup, so just bear with me here.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay, so, by the way, you never sent me the mini-show.
	Yeah, I did.
	I emailed it to you immediately.
	Oh, you sent me something, but I thought it was something else.
	Yeah, well, so then don't say I never sent you.
	I sent you.
	Well, I thought you didn't.
	I was being sincere.
	All right, so what do we got for today's show?
	Well, hold on a second.
	First, I want to thank everybody.
	Thank our executive producers, our associate executive producers.
	I want to thank Dave Koss and his wife, of course, for putting up with us and letting us park the sin bin out front.
	And, of course, a big in the morning to everybody in the chat room, the human resources, all charged up, ready to go.
	And I would like to remind you that our value-for-value model is the way that we keep literally the show on the road.
	Of course, you can always go out and do something very important like propagate our formula.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Come on, kid, get ready to say it.
	Shut up, lady.
	I That was good timing.
	By the way, I want to also remind people to go to channeldvorak.com slash na noagenda show and noagendanation.com to help us out.
	Dvorak.org slash na, of course.
	I did have a PR initiative that I needed to mention.
	One of our...
	One of our producers is a teacher.
	And I don't know if it's Pete the Teach.
	I'm not quite sure who did this.
	Let me see if it's listed.
	And he apparently had a test for his students.
	The grammar fall exam.
	And one of the questions was about pronouns.
	So you have to pick the pronoun, and here's one of the questions on the test.
	The No Agenda podcast, who slash which slash that, is recorded in the morning twice a week, is up for podcast of the year, but will probably not win.
	Is the answer A, who?
	Is the answer B, that?
	Or is the answer C, which?
	Yeah.
	That's the way to propagate the formula to the little slaves.
	That is beautiful, man.
	I love that.
	Fantastic.
	Yeah, so what's up for this morning for the show, John?
	Well, I think we have a meme and we need to propagate it because the New World Order seems intent on doing so.
	That's right, everybody.
	I'm the Joker!
	It's no longer the Aurora shooter, the movie massacre.
	It is just the Joker.
	We've brought the meme full circle.
	Tell me you have something, because I've got just tons of stuff about this Joker stuff.
	You know, I hope you don't overdo this one.
	Well, I didn't want...
	I was hoping that we could get...
	I think the whole thing has deteriorated.
	I do have the one clip, just to show you the kind of pathetic...
	I'll get my one clip out of the way, then you'll go off.
	Okay, all right, all right.
	It's just a little bit.
	They've tried to play up the...
	Well, there's certain pathetic qualities.
	I want you to play this clip.
	They had this girl that was on CNN or someplace.
	This pathetic little girl, she was just not too happy about this whole thing she experienced.
	She was looking at her as she was 12, even though she was made up like she was 20.
	And she's just sad.
	And they're so sad looking with her eyes down, turning into this sad look.
	She's just a sad, sad little girl.
	And then they're just making her feel worse.
	And so then they show this shot of a whole family around her center.
	It was a staged shot and she's in the middle and she just looks miserable.
	And then they ask her some important questions and you go, oh, this is so pathetic.
	But I'm thinking, this is like, besides being staged, it's like exploiting a little kid.
	How has this changed your life?
	There are certain things I can't, like, hear, or certain things I can't look at, or certain things that I can't do, or even wear.
	Like what?
	Like the clothes that I wore that night.
	I don't want to put those on again.
	Popping sounds?
	Um, or like...
	Banging, if it sounds a certain way.
	And I can't really look at popcorn.
	Wait a minute.
	Where was this girl?
	Why does she have all this trauma?
	This little girl was at the movie, apparently.
	Wow.
	Wow, this is good.
	Oh, this is a human interest piece.
	Yeah, showing you how destructive this whole event was to the little girl, who shouldn't have probably been at the movie in the first place at midnight.
	Right.
	I mean, she could have gone to a matinee.
	I mean, she looks like she's 12 or 11.
	Ugh.
	And she shouldn't have been at the movie in the first place.
	But that's, you know, she's pathetic.
	And they make her look pathetic and they shot it this way and it was kind of like, ugh, please.
	I mean, we don't need this.
	So I have to say that the whole Joker thing was definitely on everyone's mind at both the meetups, which is why I pulled some clips.
	And, of course, the place to go to see the script unfold is always going to be either ABC or CNN, being the most compromised so-called news organizations in the universe.
	And, of course, if you really want to understand the script, you have to listen to the CFR, the Council on Foreign Relations, she'll known as Aaron Burnett, or Burnett, as we say in Texas.
	And, of course, the first thing we need to be very aware of is that we have the Maryland Joker now.
	You heard about the Maryland Joker, John?
	No.
	Oh, no, we got copycats, man, of course.
	In Maryland today, there were echoes of last week's Colorado attack.
	Police say that Neil Edwin Prescott is in custody.
	There we go, three names again.
	Because, you know, you're not a terrorist until you have three names.
	You gotta use the three names, like, you know, John C. Dvorak.
	...after he allegedly called himself a joker and threatened to, quote, load my guns and blow everyone up.
	Was there something wrong with the guns?
	Did they explode?
	I don't know!
	Prescott allegedly made the threats in a phone call as he was being fired from his job.
	This is perfect.
	So everyone who gets fired from your job, you're now immediately a suspect to become a joker.
	At a software company.
	Oh, by the way, and you're a techno expert.
	When police searched his home this morning, they found a cache of 25 guns, mostly automatic rifles, and thousands of rounds of ammunition.
	Thousands of rounds!
	Thousands of rounds of ammunition!
	Tonight, Prince George's County Police Chief Mark McGough, I spoke to him earlier, and I started by asking him how serious he thinks these threats were.
	Now, you've got to listen to this, because this is the fear that we're pumping into your veins, people.
	I think he was very serious.
	Very serious.
	And we went in a 36-hour investigation, and on the statements that were made, our interview with him, or Anderwondo County, another agency close to us, he was very serious, in my opinion.
	Something that we could not walk away from.
	Just so you know, the truth of what's happened here is the guy was getting fired.
	He calls someone, and we don't even know who he is.
	It's not like he called the police or anything.
	He called someone, and someone overheard him saying, I'm going to load up my guns and blow it all up.
	So then the cops are called.
	They take the guy into, quote, custody, and they're holding him.
	him then they bust into his house and they they find his cache of weapons so this is all this is all you know very kind of anti-constitutional and it's all based on hearsay types of guns did he he We were talking about, you had said he had 25 guns, lots of ammunition.
	What sort of an arsenal did you find?
	Arsenal!
	He had 25 weapons in his home, most of them automatic weapons.
	Yeah, that would be semi-automatic weapons, sir.
	Several automatic rifles.
	That would be semi-automatic rifles, sir.
	Thousands of rounds of ammunition.
	ATF has those weapons now and are categorizing them and checking for ownership on those weapons as we speak.
	How easy is it to obtain thousands of rounds of ammunition?
	Here we go back to that.
	Oh yeah, no, no, this is it.
	This is all focused on the ammo.
	You could think of where anybody would have that in some sort of a normal existence.
	Well, you can get ammunition online.
	There's several different ways to get that type of ammunition.
	I would say that very few people have that much automatic weapons ammunition.
	But obviously, were you surprised as a law enforcement official that someone could have amassed all of this and 25 automatic weapons without being noticed?
	I mean, I know you said the ATF is checking and sort of the registration of those weapons, but were you shocked?
	I was surprised by the number of weapons that were in the house and just how lethal these weapons are.
	Yeah, okay.
	How lethal it all is.
	What are the specifics?
	What automatic weapons did he actually have?
	Assault rifles, which are semi-automatic weapons.
	Maybe they had them filed down.
	Oh, please.
	No, please.
	No.
	I mean, he said automatic.
	Why would he lie?
	No.
	Really?
	It seems that he'd be telling nothing but the truth.
	So then we have, for some reason, we got to...
	What kind of a question is this?
	Were you surprised?
	That's a great question.
	Yeah.
	So, for some reason, we have to bring in the police chief of New York City into the conversation.
	Who, of course, you know, has heard about this and, you know, we've got to protect the theaters, you know.
	The police chief, the New York police were involved in all the analysis of the Denver shooter.
	Yes, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	So, there's some reason for this, by the way.
	Ray Kelly.
	Well, I think...
	Just don't bring the New York cops in at the drop of a hat.
	It's Ray Kelly.
	Ray Kelly is the guy.
	He was the guy who was consulting the London police on the riots.
	He's like the shill in the mix.
	So they bring him in all the time because he's the one that's outfitting the police with really militarizing them, getting them tanks and all kinds of stuff.
	This guy is a military industrial complex sales guy.
	That's why they keep bringing him in.
	So here he is on what's happening in New York and how they're afraid of copycats.
	Let me turn your attention to Aurora, Colorado and the things that are happening in the wake of it.
	Just today in Prince George's County, Maryland, I don't know if you're familiar with it, it's right outside D.C. Duh!
	Just get on with the script, Candy Crowley.
	Police arrested a man who had quite a big arsenal with him.
	He said, I'm a joker and I'm going to load my guns and blow everyone up.
	Oh, it's changed.
	I'm going to blow everyone up now.
	She's embellishing the script.
	It's called an ad lib.
	In the wake of something that got as much publicity as Aurora did, did as much damage as Aurora did, how big a concern are these copycats?
	Well, they are a concern, and one of the things we did in New York was to post uniformed officers at all 40 theaters showing the movie.
	Overtime!
	What?
	Oh, overtime.
	Overtime, yeah, of course.
	Cops love the overtime.
	Yeah, we need more money.
	By the way, very few cops will work a month without doing lots of overtime.
	They're so scammed, it sucked them...
	It's fine for the cops, but it's not too great for the taxpayers, and most of the time it's a waste of money.
	Yeah, and they get to see a cool movie at the same time, which is kind of a Benny.
	That's something that we'll see.
	At least people will claim the possibility of it after high-profile events.
	It is unfortunately sort of standard fare.
	And this individual was apparently going to lose his job or threatened to lose his job.
	And you'll see these sort of threats surface in those types of situations.
	Yes, you'll see this happen.
	So just so you know, you're going to see more of this happening.
	So now we go back to Burnett.
	By the way.
	Yeah.
	So say we moved the Aurora Theater into some place like near Waco, Texas, and the guy came in.
	What do you think would happen in Texas?
	If this guy came and started shooting up the place.
	Well, you know, this is an argument that you can look at from multiple sides.
	Of course, what you want me to say is, well, everyone would pull out their weapon and put a cap in the guy within three seconds.
	Of course, the argument doesn't hold up because everyone is, well, you know, with the smoke bombs and the confusion, we would have had more death.
	It's an endless argument.
	I can't even get into the argument, although I agree with it.
	But yeah, if that happened in Texas, I don't think we have gun-free zones in movie theaters.
	Well, actually, the right answer would be it wouldn't happen in Texas.
	No, because everyone knows, hey, I shouldn't go doing that unless I want to get killed, because that's what's going to happen.
	And this guy didn't appear to want to get killed.
	So now we go back to Burnett, and of course, this comes down to a few very obvious things that we need to do.
	I'm just curious, because I know you've been very careful with the words you've used, that he is...
	Now we're back to the Maryland police chief.
	This is very interesting.
	Pustody.
	As opposed to using the words arrested.
	And obviously he had not gone ahead with the attack.
	So I guess a lot of people are going to ask tonight, are you going to be able to charge him?
	Is it possible that someone could have had this arsenal, he didn't actually go out and shoot anybody, and he could walk free?
	Yeah, so again, the guy made a phone call.
	Someone overheard the phone call, his end, while he was getting fired, like an HR douche.
	Very deniable.
	Yep.
	And then they break into his home.
	They find the arsenal, which, of course, I'm sure is illegally obtained.
	The whole thing is legal.
	And now she is creating a pre-crime scenario.
	Ah, thank you very much.
	As though it's some horrible situation.
	Crime.
	It's pre-crime.
	And he plays right into it.
	Well, that's being looked at right now at the state's attorney's office as far as local charges, but also on the federal level in reference to the federal level of grace.
	So we're looking at every angle and every criminal aspect to charge this individual if it's appropriate.
	But our first and immediate response was to get him mental help if that's what he needed.
	Because, of course, you're insane.
	If you have a gun, you're insane.
	You need some mental help, obviously, son.
	If it's appropriate.
	But you do intend to do everything you can to press charges.
	Is that fair?
	But you're going to, like, screw the guy, right?
	Please.
	To say?
	Oh, yeah.
	Absolutely.
	Oh, yeah.
	Absolutely.
	There's charges pending right now.
	Yes, ma'am.
	There are charges pending right now.
	Oh, yes, ma'am.
	So you do anticipate...
	Charges of what?
	Well, that's what's going to be interesting to watch.
	Apparently, you know, you can't say anything.
	You know, he may have not even said anything.
	This is like a great way to set somebody up that you don't like.
	Exactly.
	Bill, I hated that guy.
	He was like always telling me to code.
	You know, just because he could code in PHP and I couldn't.
	Didn't mean he had to lord it over me.
	That guy's got a big gun collection.
	Hey, I have an idea.
	Yeah, I heard him say he was going to load up his guns and blow everyone to kingdom come.
	Let's call the cops on him.
	Exactly.
	And it gets worse.
	Let me turn your attention to O'Rourke.
	Again, let me turn your attention now, please.
	That's page 19 in your script booklet, sir?
	You got that?
	Yeah, okay.
	Colorado and the things that are happening in the wake of it.
	Just today in Prince George's County, Maryland, I don't know if you're familiar with it, it's right outside...
	Do you hear the same words?
	They're saying the same, I don't know if you're familiar.
	So we just heard Burnett say, let me turn your attention, I don't know if you're familiar.
	Now we have Candy Crowley saying, let me turn your attention, I don't know if you're familiar.
	It is the same writers.
	DC, police arrested a man who had quite a big arsenal with him.
	He said, I'm a joker.
	I'm sorry, that's the wrong one.
	This is the one I wanted to play.
	Here we go.
	Yes, when police first encountered Prescott, he had a t-shirt on that said, guns don't kill people, I do.
	Is that true?
	Yes, ma'am.
	When Interwildo County went initially yesterday to interview this individual, he did have that t-shirt on.
	So, there you go.
	Free speech.
	There you go.
	Now, of course, the good news is that the original joke...
	I don't know.
	Stop again, Harrison.
	I mean, I don't think we should even be...
	This is probably belaboring this story, but...
	What?
	I mean, if you saw that shirt on somebody, wouldn't you just think the guy was a clown?
	He was just joking?
	A joker.
	Exactly.
	It all fits together.
	Thank you for pointing that out.
	You're a joker.
	Ah, you're a joker, just like that guy.
	The memes in this thing, we're going to be living with this for years, John.
	For years we'll be living with this joker thing.
	And of course he was insane.
	Candy, you might remember on Monday school officials including the...
	Really?
	Thank you.
	Alright, so I don't know what happened to that clip.
	So the guy was insane.
	But there is an interesting angle that is going somewhat unreported.
	His father, James Holmes' father, Robert Holmes...
	He developed algorithms that helped find and uncover the LIBOR scandal.
	And he was scheduled to testify in the Senate against the banks.
	This to me is an interesting tie-in, interesting possibilities of what this could be.
	Yeah, hey, you know, you really want to testify.
	Let's see, here's a...
	Watch this.
	Don't look over here.
	Look at your son.
	Watch this.
	How's your boy doing, by the way?
	You know, the one who lives in Maryland.
	Yeah.
	You know, that one.
	Yeah, if he even has one, exactly.
	Meanwhile, the shooter has claimed amnesia.
	Of course.
	This really, to me...
	Actually, it was reportedly...
	What he really did was deny the whole thing.
	Yeah.
	We're talking about the guy in Aurora Shooter.
	Aurora.
	We don't even know if it's the guy we've seen in the pictures.
	We don't know anything.
	We don't know anything about it.
	But I think that you'll even agree with me that there's so much, so many loose ends around this thing.
	And particularly when you bring his dad's relationship to the LIBOR scandal.
	I mean, this is like, I mean, please.
	I think not!
	This is just too weird.
	That's a good find.
	Too weird.
	So you're relating to that as the punchline.
	That's good.
	That is my punchline.
	Exactly.
	So you didn't see the Olympic opening ceremony?
	Oh, gee, John, you know, I decided not to watch because I figured if I paid too much close attention, then the Illuminati symbolism would probably mind-control me into doing something bad, so no.
	And by the way, I'm not in the habit of pretending that something is happening live when it happened six hours ago.
	I just, I can't do that.
	You missed out.
	I heard it was completely...
	No one understood what was going on.
	It was...
	I can tell you what was going on.
	Okay.
	For one thing, it started off...
	If you have a minute to get the rundown on this, this was the most...
	I mean, first let me tease the fact that most of it consisted of dancing bankers.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Yes.
	Actual dancing bankers?
	Bankers.
	No.
	All dancing.
	No.
	How did that work?
	Curiously, they had a giant map of the city of London and all the bankers would accumulate there in the middle and then they start doing the kick.
	Wait a minute.
	How do you know they were bankers?
	They were dressed as bankers.
	They had the tails and they had the top hats and they were talking about how they were financing industry.
	It was the history of England completely leaving out the royalty.
	It starts with a bunch of poor farmers.
	Dancing bankers.
	Poor farmers, and then the farmers came out of a tree that they would, and the royalty, the monarchy, was completely left out of this, except for the sequence where the queen was thrown out of an airplane.
	Awesome.
	Good start.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	And then apparently James Bond jumped out afterwards to shoot her after she landed.
	Whatever the case was, she probably lived.
	Wait a minute.
	I'm telling you, you missed out on the greatest thing ever.
	I missed out.
	Oh my goodness.
	Well, there you go.
	Okay, so we're dancing.
	The royalty was completely left out of the presentation, which was the story of England, beginning with the idiots in the field, the farmers, and then they toiled the land, and then they switched them to the workers, and then the big factories cropped up all over the place with huge...
	I don't even know where they got these chimneys to go up into the air.
	They had to dig some big holes.
	Yeah.
	Smoke out of the chimney stacks and their whole goal was to mold the rings of the Olympics.
	And then the bankers, the dancing bankers came in and they were dancing around and all the one-time farmers became workers.
	And then it goes from farmers to workers to the national health care system.
	Everybody after that was in a sick bed in a hospital.
	Right.
	With the dancing doctors.
	Oh my goodness.
	Who were supposedly real doctors, but I was seeing there's professional dancers in there.
	And it ended there with a dystopia of rock and roll, Mr.
	Bean.
	It was unbelievable because it said the history of England went from peasantry to the Industrial Revolution to being permanently sick in bed to just a mess.
	Oh, now I feel bad.
	It was the most weird, and it was all subconscious.
	I don't believe they meant to do any of it, or send that message.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, sure.
	No, they didn't.
	I'm sure they didn't mean to.
	No, I don't think so.
	I'm telling you, these guys were, I think this is deep, this is in the consciousness of England.
	They have given up.
	There was no hope for the future.
	Wow.
	It was a dystopia at the end.
	And the royalty was eventually portrayed at the very end as clowns.
	Who were thrown out of airplanes.
	No, that was at the beginning.
	Did they really throw the queen out of the airplane?
	Yes.
	No.
	But it wasn't her.
	It was a stunt double.
	Obviously.
	Good.
	She had a scowl on her face the whole time.
	They finally portrayed the British moniker as a bunch of clowns that come in in the end with these weird outfits on and it was a joke.
	The whole thing was with no hope for the future.
	It was the British Empire giving up.
	It was unbelievably...
	And everybody was all jacked up about, this is the best thing ever!
	But it was actually depressing, if you really analyzed it.
	I don't think the Brits even know what they were looking at.
	You sure it wasn't the British Empire giving in?
	Instead of giving up?
	To the dancing bankers, maybe.
	Yes, to the dancing bankers.
	The dancing bankers were dancing and dancing.
	They were the only ones having fun.
	So, all I know about the Olympics is...
	About the opening ceremony is that apparently NBC decided to edit out the terrorism tribute.
	Yeah, they edited that out, and I guess there was some guy giving a salute to Hitler, which a lot of camera guys caught, and they wouldn't put it on.
	Wait a minute.
	Who was saluting Hitler?
	Some German in the audience.
	When the German athletes came out, the guy was an old man.
	He's an old man.
	He looks like he should be captured and put in prison.
	Awesome.
	Giving a salute to Hitler.
	But that was on the live broadcast?
	Someone caught that?
	Yeah, somewhere, somewhere.
	But it wasn't on NBC. NBC didn't have any of that.
	Wow, I feel bad now that I missed it.
	Oh, you missed out.
	You would have had more material because you would have deconstructed some stuff I'd missed because you've been in England.
	You would have seen some stuff that I... Well, you know, in all fairness, we were packing up, getting ready to go.
	You know, we didn't really have time.
	Yeah.
	So anyway, here's my notes.
	Exercise in low self-esteem is one of the things I put in here.
	Yeah.
	The queen jumps out.
	And there's a couple of little things.
	But here to me is the epitomizes.
	Here's a clip of Matt Lauer.
	Yes.
	And she's with Meredith Vieira.
	These two people are doing the discussion, the voiceover and the whole thing.
	Now, I want to point out that these two people are at the forefront of network broadcasting in terms of what they have to do on a day-to-day basis.
	They're making millions and millions of dollars.
	And this clip epitomizes...
	It makes you wonder, what else don't they know besides the little mockery that they put at the very end of this clip where you go, what?
	They don't even know this?
	And we're back in London with the opening ceremony of the 2012 Summer Games on the east end of London.
	And as we've been telling you, the opening ceremony divided into major sections.
	We have already seen the transformation, the transition from the agrarian era in this country to the industrial revolution.
	We're in the middle of another transition now, one that we're actually still living through.
	This from industrial to the digital age.
	Yeah, the title of this section is Frankie and June Say Thanks, Tim.
	Tim being Englishman Tim Berners-Lee.
	If you haven't heard him, we haven't either.
	What?
	What?
	Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the World Wide Web?
	They don't know who that is?
	Exactly.
	You're kidding me.
	Meredith Vieira and Matt Lauer.
	If you haven't heard of him, don't worry, we haven't either.
	These people are being paid millions and millions of dollars.
	And they don't even know who Tim Berners-Lee is now in this day and age?
	And are they part of the news division?
	I would think.
	The Today Show, they run the Today Show.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Hold on a second.
	I am going to give it to you.
	Thank you.
	Definitely.
	Clip of the day.
	So there is...
	Isn't that amazing?
	Just draw, draw.
	Stop the recording!
	I gotta get this!
	I have to go poop now.
	This is crazy.
	So the only other clip I have, I only got two clips and this is the other one.
	This was at the beginning, I think it was Bob Costas interviewing Tom Brokaw.
	They both took a junket to London to go to the Olympics.
	And Brokaw is discussing the security and then the idiocy of apparently the mayor of London and what he thinks.
	Now you have to just make a comment after this because I'm going to ask you if what he's searched is even remotely possible.
	Has a different dynamic than the United States.
	Is it this one?
	Is it London Olympics Kickstarter?
	Yeah.
	States.
	How prepared is London?
	Well, as best we can tell, very prepared.
	They have to remember that within hours of the announcement that London would have these games, they had a terrible terrorist attack.
	In the city, so much of London depends on public transportation, the tubes, what we call the subways, the buses.
	Everyone I've talked to, the American experts as well as those on the ground here, say that they've done everything that they can and intel is the key.
	They have penetrated these cells.
	There are going to be British special forces all over the city that we'll never see, and cameras everywhere.
	So, you can only cross your fingers and hope for the best.
	The cost of an Olympics can always be controversial, especially now with a global recession.
	This is going to cost billions and billions, a lot of it devoted to security.
	Will London regret it, or be happy about it again?
	If you listen to the mayor, they're going to be very happy.
	They have a very colorful mayor.
	Boris Johnson, we've been seeing a lot of him.
	And by the way, if you think he's been so busy he couldn't get a haircut, this is his haircut.
	And he's counting on these games to kickstart the economy, bring more people to London.
	The country is in a very deep recession.
	They hope to emerge from it in much better shape economically.
	All right, what's your question?
	Does anybody ever put on an Olympics and then you, like, watching it go, wow, the swimming competition was great.
	I think I'm going to go to London on my vacation.
	LAUGHTER I mean, really?
	He thinks this is going to kickstart the economy?
	He's created a white elephant in the middle of nowhere London.
	Yes.
	These stadiums are useless for anything but the Olympics.
	It's East London and they actually tore down a lot of East London just for it.
	But so here's what's interesting about what's happening.
	A couple things.
	First of all, you've got to think that just like any other professional big money sport...
	This is rigged.
	And we haven't even discussed this yet, right?
	And the German magazine...
	Let me see.
	Which magazine is it?
	The Local...
	No, hold on a second.
	Let me just open this up and I'll tell you what it is.
	Yeah, thelocal.de.
	This is the German edition.
	They report on German scientists...
	Who have already predicted Germany will get 15 gold medals.
	And I bet you, I'm just going to bet you that they're right.
	I mean, this is too big for us to even think about because, you know, who's really the winner or, you know, what country is going to do something.
	And, of course, nobody wins in this.
	But I thought that was very interesting that Germany is, you know, the scientists in Germany are predicting 15 gold medals.
	But more importantly, what we're seeing on television, and, of course, I'm sure you haven't watched much else except the opening ceremony, is empty seats everywhere.
	Yeah, there was actually one...
	I've been watching these foreign news broadcasts mostly, as I've been starting to do.
	And there have been a number of reports.
	You don't see it in the American press so much, but you see it on the foreign press.
	And it's like, they're baffled by the...
	They had the big race between the two swimmers.
	It's supposed to be a big deal.
	And the swim stadium was, I'd say, third full.
	It was two-thirds empty.
	Well, you know why?
	And they were commenting on it.
	You know why?
	It's because, especially on television, all of the lower seats, the ones up front, are all reserved for, quote, the Olympic family.
	And the Olympic family is, of course, officials of the International Olympic Committee, the sponsors, all of these douchebags who are involved in this incredible high-end scam, this money-grabbing scam.
	And I think they all know something's going down.
	They're like, well, you know, maybe we're not going to go right now because, you know, we heard kind of about the, you know, the thing.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
	And so, of course, they forgot.
	That'll throw a crimp into the mayor of London's plans.
	Yeah.
	But it's their seats.
	And so that's why they're empty.
	It's because the sponsors and the Olympic family, the officials, as they're known as, they're not going.
	They're not showing up, and those are the seats that appear on camera.
	So now they're actually talking about bringing in more military to get out of uniform and sit in those seats.
	Brother.
	I'm telling you.
	Well, the whole thing is, I don't think anything's going to happen, A. But you can put it in the book if you want to do a contra-prediction.
	Well, we already have the Rockefeller document as a scenario.
	Right.
	There is a scenario in play, but I don't know if it's going to be executed.
	Well, I don't know either, but it's a scenario.
	Because especially if nobody's there.
	Well, but that's how you get to your 30,000 number or whatever it was they predicted.
	You know?
	Just take away your...
	You know, most of the people just leave the stadium kind of...
	It's all these different events.
	But I just found it interesting.
	It's actually not only hogging the American news media, it's also hogging the international media.
	You watch the news and news, and then the next thing you go, on our Olympics, China's won, especially the Chinese, because they're apparently going to win everything.
	I did see one clip on the Chinese station of this female swimmer against our swimmer and another swimmer.
	It wasn't even in the same dimension, this Chinese swimmer.
	It was like miles ahead of everybody else.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, wow.
	It's like a machine.
	Could be a robot.
	Yeah, okay.
	Put that in the book.
	Okay, I got a couple of...
	Chinese swimmer injured.
	Electrodes pop out of leg.
	What you got?
	There's some action going on.
	Unreported news, generally speaking.
	I don't see too much of it.
	The action in Africa between Rwanda and the Congo.
	Now, if you remember, in April of 2011, we discussed this and predicted the Congo was going to be a center of attention.
	Yes.
	Because Ben Affleck...
	Oh, that's right.
	Ben Affleck was assigned the Congo as his PR territory.
	Right.
	And so now, we're starting to see a very interesting thing develop, which is that there's a revolution going on in the Congo that seems to be financed by the Rwandans And so I have a couple clips.
	Let's see if we can find them.
	I just turned on the air for a second, by the way.
	I'm like melting away.
	Try to start off as we get a little background on this because America, we've stopped giving money to Rwanda, then I guess the UK did, or the Dutch.
	Yeah, of course.
	We all stopped.
	And so here's part of the report and then they go to the Rwandan foreign minister who says, she literally says, you know, we never asked for the money.
	Maybe we don't even deserve it.
	So what difference does it make if we take it or not?
	And then I'll go on with what's actually going on.
	So this is Rwanda and the Congo?
	Yeah.
	Rebel soldiers continue to cause chaos in Eastern Congo.
	The United Nations and the international community have put the blame squarely on Rwanda, accusing the government of supporting and supplying the rebels with guns, ammunition and even soldiers.
	In a swift response, several Western donors came down hard on Rwanda, suspending aid to the country.
	First, it was the US, then the Netherlands, and now the UK. However, Rwanda remains unshaken.
	This money given to our countries, we haven't worked for it.
	We don't maybe even deserve it.
	We don't know.
	So if you decide to feed me or cut the food, I haven't really worked for you.
	You don't owe me anything.
	It's your decision.
	Rwanda has already held discussions with a UN group of experts behind the damning report implicating Kigali of having links with the rebels in Eastern Congo.
	Key issues raised include the standard of proof against Rwanda's involvement in the ongoing fighting.
	The standard of proof they're talking about, what they mean by what the Rwandans are saying, hey, you can't prove a thing.
	Prove it.
	You're just talking a big game.
	Well, what's really going on, of course, and then Eastern Congo, by the way, is specifically the AFLAC assignment.
	Yes.
	What's going on is obviously the same old, same old.
	The Congo is the, most people now consider it the richest resource for mining natural minerals in the world.
	Oh, you don't say.
	You mean there's gold in them there hills?
	Good article in October's PRI's The World.
	Funny thing happens to some Chinese when they come to Rwanda.
	They relax.
	Perhaps it's the balmy weather or the vistas of rolling hills and lush valleys.
	Perhaps it's the pace of life.
	It's nice living here, says Edward Yin, who moved to Kigali, which is the place he mentioned in the report.
	Kigali is the capital, I believe.
	He set up a mobile foam factory.
	People here are friendly and generally honest, and they go on and on and on.
	And the Chinese have built...
	They're building a huge infrastructure in Rwanda.
	They built this beautiful Kigali Convention Center, which has got photos all over the place.
	They have some Germans in there helping manage the Chinese because the Africans don't fully trust the Chinese.
	But apparently, China's running the country for all practical purposes.
	They're doing everything in there.
	And they're behind the...
	This Congo thing that we picked up on back in April of 2011.
	So here's a tip, and I think there's 2 million Africans in the Congo.
	Here's a tip, and I've done this in Austin even.
	If you're in a cab, a taxi cab, and you'll find this all over the world, but certainly in the United States, and you'll have an African driver, and that would be from the continent of Africa.
	You can say, hey man, where are you from?
	And they'll say Africa.
	Now first of all, Because they think we're all stupid, right?
	Africa, because we think that, you know, all these Americans think that's a country.
	Well, that's because, look, you're a cab driver, and you've said a million times, I am from, you know, Rwanda.
	Somalia, Rwanda, exactly.
	Yeah, where's that?
	Where's that?
	Okay, so the first thing he says is, I'm from Africa.
	So then, if you...
	And this is...
	It's fun, because these guys are fun to talk to.
	You say, yeah, okay, man, but what country...
	And then he's like, okay, this guy switched on.
	So we'll say Somalia or whatever.
	Say, oh, really?
	How long have you been here?
	That's kind of your follow-up.
	You know, like three years, five years, whatever.
	You say, so how's the Chinese doing?
	I swear to God, you get the biggest smile from the guy.
	He'll be looking at you in the rearview mirror.
	He's like, oh, yeah.
	And then you say, hey, and who's the president or prime minister of your country again?
	And he'll give you a name, which you probably never heard of.
	You say...
	Yeah, pretty corrupt mofo, right?
	It's like, oh, man.
	And then it just goes on.
	And you can just sit back, relax, you can pop your earphones on, and you'll just hear the funniest conversation.
	And you can do it with every single African cab driver.
	And not to say that they're all cab drivers, but man, you can pick up a lot of great information.
	Yeah.
	But China is the key word.
	Yeah, the Chiners.
	So the Chinese are behind this, and we have, there are some very strange stories that haven't gotten to the complete bottom of all of it.
	And by the way, could you, since we discussed this in 2011, could you please refer to them as the Chiners?
	The Chiners, right.
	Yeah, because not Chinese, it's Chiners.
	So there was a report the UN wanted to release in June of this year making the claim that Rwanda was behind the...
	Al-Shabaab, terrorist, let me guess?
	No, it wasn't that.
	No, we don't know.
	It was just that, no, it was no terrorists.
	It was just the government.
	And the difference is?
	Well, we had it suppressed for some reason, and then we let it go.
	We told them, I haven't gotten to figure out why, but we wanted it suppressed for two weeks.
	So there was something going on between June, the middle of June, and the first of July that had something to do with all this.
	I don't know what the deal is, but this is not reported for shit in the United States, and this is the next big blow-up that's going to happen.
	Right now, we have to keep our eye on the ball, which is Syria.
	But believe me, this Rwanda-Congo thing with the Chinese and all that, the riches of the Congo are just not...
	To be ignored.
	This is a huge story that hasn't...
	We'll have huge legs eventually.
	But if we follow our own logic, we know that right now we're in all countries in Africa and we're busy kicking the Chinas out.
	As best we can, but apparently we're unable to do so in Rwanda, so we have to find our plan B, which I think will involve...
	Terrorism.
	Terrorism.
	And Affleck, yeah, for terrorism.
	Terrorism, yeah.
	Well, in a different direction, this may be the cold play here.
	I have two clips.
	Play Ghana 1.
	Mm-hmm.
	Now?
	Yeah, now.
	Ghana has sworn in Vice President John Dramani Mahama as its new head of state after the sudden death of President John Atta Mills.
	The 68-year-old Atta Mills died unexpectedly Tuesday after complaining of chest pains.
	He had only recently returned from a trip to the U.S. for medical tests.
	Oh, right.
	The medical test in the U.S. where they...
	With a little bomb in them.
	The little injection.
	I think it's...
	If I recall my Breaking Bad episodes properly, ricin is what you want because it has an onset like the flu.
	It takes a couple days, leaves no traces.
	Yeah, it's bad.
	Perfect.
	So I'm thinking, well, they killed this guy off for some reason or other.
	Who knows?
	But then...
	Later in this same news reporting, this came from Democracy Now!, I think I may have just stumbled onto what it is.
	The New York Times has revealed the U.S. is expanding its controversial drug war to Africa.
	The U.S. has begun training an elite group of anti-drug police in Ghana and is planning similar units in other countries in a bid to combat Latin American cartels allegedly smuggling cocaine into Europe.
	Atop drug enforcement.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Help me understand.
	So for the South American cartels, we're smuggling cocaine into Europe.
	How does Ghana fit in?
	Through Ghana.
	Is Ghana the transit hub of drugs all of a sudden?
	An administration official said Africa is seen as, quote, the new frontier in terms of counterterrorism and counter-narcotics issues.
	The West Africa Cooperative Security Initiative will reportedly bring a model used in Central America and Mexico to 15 African countries.
	Despite facing widespread criticism for being costly and largely ineffective, the US-led war on drugs has also seen an earlier expansion in Central America.
	Most recently, DEA agents have come under scrutiny for being involved in at least three fatal killings in Honduras.
	Dude, I'm living in the matrix here.
	It's so unbelievable.
	This is like, first of all, let's go to the premise of this.
	We're doing it to protect Europe?
	Why don't they protect themselves?
	Why are we, why is our drug enforcement agency going to Ghana and 15 other or 13 other, 14 other African countries to protect Europe from drugs from the cartels in Colombia?
	Hello?
	Does this make any logical sense to anybody?
	Well, it does to somebody.
	They think they can just do whatever they want and put this stuff out there knowing that apparently the news media is not going to give a crap.
	They're too busy covering the Maryland guy and putting Aaron Burnett on him or the Olympics.
	We've got to distract people, man.
	Well, they do a good job of that, but this is like...
	If nothing else, this is like an amazing waste of the taxpayers' money.
	Now, on the other hand, if you want to take the side of these...
	Can I just say, it might be an amazing waste of people's lives instead of just taxpayers' money.
	You know, we're also killing people in the process.
	We don't really care about that.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	So, but the point is, is that...
	Now, this may be doing us some good in the battle against the Chinas.
	Yeah.
	And maybe this is just a scam to make it look like we're doing one thing when we're doing another, which is what I believe to be the case.
	Because let's face it, there's no drug traffic from the cartels through Ghana.
	Yeah.
	Where is Ghana in Africa?
	Is there a port?
	It's on the coast.
	It's over on the west coast.
	It's got a port though.
	Yeah, as far as I know.
	Look at my map of Africa.
	We've got to buy another globe.
	I have to buy another globe.
	I should have the globe in front of me.
	I would say that if I was given a little test they give you, they give you a map with a bunch of pieces, a puzzle, and you put the puzzle, and you have to name the countries.
	I don't think very many.
	I can do Europe.
	I can do Eastern Europe.
	I can find every state.
	Well, no, of course.
	Ghana is next to the Ivory Coast.
	That makes so much sense.
	And next to that is Liberia, which we know is where AFRICOM is setting up its headquarters.
	Then we have Sierra Leone.
	And, of course, we have Togo, which has also been in the news.
	I can recall that.
	Let me just see.
	Ghana.
	Yeah, Accra.
	We have one of our nights in Accra.
	By the way, our night in Accra, Ghana, which is the...
	We haven't heard from him in a while?
	No, we've heard from him a few weeks ago.
	So my friend Greg, who is a professor, who is also an African expert, he's always in Africa, typically hanging around Ghana, he runs into the guy at a bar.
	No.
	He runs into our night?
	He says, so yeah, I listen to No Agenda.
	You listen to No Agenda, the Vorax thing with Curry?
	He says, yeah, yeah, I contribute to the show.
	The guy, this douchebag, give Greg a douchebag thing.
	Douchebag.
	He says to the guy, stop giving them money.
	No.
	Why?
	He says because there's poor people in Africa.
	Oh, please.
	That need the money.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I beg to...
	That money doesn't go to anybody in Africa except to the kings and the fake rulers.
	The douches.
	The douches.
	So don't listen to Greg.
	He's a douchebag.
	Alright, now let me do this.
	Let me focus your attention.
	This is the new thing.
	This is the new script.
	Let me focus your attention on Syria.
	Now, we had a couple days in between the last show and this show, so I was like, oh, I wish we had a show because I can report on this because what we were seeing in every single news outlet was the prediction of the massacre in Aleppo.
	Did you pick up on this?
	Yeah.
	We had nothing...
	Man, they used the word massacre.
	There was one show, I think it was on CNN or one of the networks, where they actually did a whole piece on the word massacre.
	John, the Guardian was live blogging the expected massacre.
	They were live blogging it.
	I'm like, are you kidding me?
	Like, all of a sudden, we have this...
	We figured out because the rebels have said, oh, you know, they're going to come and kill us now.
	I mean, it's just report after report.
	Every single, certainly, United States publication, it's like, oh, you know, Aleppo's...
	It's just, that's when we heard that douchebag Victoria Nuland predicting exactly where the bomb attacks came three days later.
	Here's Euronews.
	Amid fears of a bloodbath...
	Amid fears of a bloodbath...
	Where did this...
	Did the memo come out?
	...battle between rebels and President Assad's troops for Syria's second city of Aleppo is said to be well underway.
	Opposition fighters have been trying to defend rebel-held areas against days of bombardment.
	And as military aircraft reportedly...
	By the way, they're using the same footage of the military aircraft, like, you know, one jet kind of circling around, you know, just doing nothing.
	Pound Aleppo again today.
	Activists say government tanks are moving in ahead of a final onslaught.
	Heavily outnumbered and outgunned, the rebels are still keen to show off armoured vehicles they say they've destroyed.
	Visiting his British counterpart, Turkey's Prime Minister has called for international steps to address the military assault and Syria's threat to use chemical weapons.
	There's a build-up in Aleppo and the recent statements with respect to the use of weapons of mass destruction are actions that we cannot remain an observer or spectator to.
	State TV has broadcast footage of government forces fighting what it called terrorist groups and rebels in Damascus.
	This is General Robert Mood, the outgoing head of the UN monitoring mission, said he thought President Assad's days in power were numbered.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	They all said that, by the way.
	Everyone used the same thing.
	Days are numbered.
	Days are numbered.
	That's like a meme.
	I think it's the title of the episode.
	By the way, I just want to mention that our knight in Accra, Sir Dean Bertram.
	Yeah, I remember him.
	So we report on all that, but meanwhile, the internet is just filled with pictures of this train transport going through Los Angeles with hundreds of tanks on it.
	Have you seen these?
	No, I missed that one.
	And we don't know where they're going.
	But there's tons of pictures.
	There's a lot of B-roll about that, too.
	I'm not sure that...
	Well, these are just independent people putting it on Twitter and posting it around.
	Apparently, pictures they took themselves.
	Yeah, I'm skeptical about it.
	Really?
	Maybe because I ran one on my blog like six months ago.
	And people debunked it.
	And there was some guy claiming to see this thing going by, Hollister or something like that, and then a whole bunch of people came.
	Yeah, this is old.
	It's not a year ago.
	It's something else.
	So I'm skeptical about that.
	I'm just as skeptical as I am about the...
	The reports that we see were unconfirmed.
	I mean, this to me is just unconfirmed.
	Well, so I'll say yeah, but if you put all the pieces together, there's a lot of weird things happening.
	We have the Department of Justice.
	I don't know if you saw this.
	They took over.
	It's called the takeover.
	But essentially, they've moved in.
	First, New Orleans.
	Because of all the corruption, we didn't get to the clip on the last show I had it, and they just took over the New Orleans Police Department.
	Now, they're doing the same in Seattle.
	The deal is done.
	The Department of Justice and the City of Seattle finally come to an agreement that will change our police force, embattled in accusations of excessive force.
	And we now know the details of that deal, but some are questioning if it will make Seattle any safer.
	I'm Marnie Hughes.
	And I'm Matt Lord.
	City leaders and the Fed shared what's behind...
	The Fed?
	Why is the Fed?
	No, the Fed's.
	He said Fed's.
	Oh, Fed's, okay.
	...this agreement reforming the police department. There will be more oversight of officers to stop biased policing and the use of excessive force. A community policing commission will be chosen by the mayor, approved by the council. It will work with a monitor appointed by the city and Department of Justice to make sure the police department is following the reform plan.
	He said feds.
	Oh, feds, okay.
	Police must revise their use of force policies and enhance police training, clearly defining the use of force, requiring officers to report it when they use it or witness it.
	So we have this kind of meme.
	The way I think it's playing out is they're saying, well, there's too much excessive, and this is happening in California, in Anaheim, is the next one to fall.
	Well, there's police brutality, the cops suck, Department of Justice, and I guess the feds have to now come in and manage the police departments, which is, the feds have no business managing our state and local police departments, but under the guise of, it's going to make you safer because you don't want to get hurt, they're bringing in all of these federal, I guess, oversight people Which to me just sounds like control.
	Then we have something else which is happening.
	This is started in New York.
	Mayor Bloomberg, big proponent of this, is the so-called stop and frisk, which is obviously a blatant violation of the Fourth Amendment.
	And by the way, those riots in London...
	If anyone gets to see the documentary about those, remember the rise of they burnt down the block and did all this stuff.
	It was all these kids and they blamed it on one thing or another.
	When you see the documentary and you read the papers on this, this was a reaction to the police.
	It's all it was.
	They hated, and it was because of stop and frisk.
	Parts of London, they were basically stopping any kid and just frisking him out of the place.
	So this is happening.
	So this has been going on in New York.
	It's very controversial.
	And there's another city that started this.
	I'll get to that in a second.
	First, here's our friend, once again, the military-industrial complex shill, Ray Kelly, about how good stop and frisk is.
	Let me ask you about a particular law in New York City right now, stop and frisk.
	You know detractors of it have said that police unfairly target minorities, blacks and Latinos.
	Police have said, look, this helps us keep the city safe.
	The ACLU has said that you're eroding trust when you do these sort of stop and frisks.
	How about eroding constitutional rights?
	With folks who may just go out and buy a gun because they no longer trust the police.
	Do you worry about that?
	And do you see a way that...
	By the way, did you hear her slip that in, John?
	Folks who just might go out and buy a gun because they no longer trust the police?
	Oh, you know, that got right by me.
	That's a good catch.
	That the practice could be changed that might address some of these concerns.
	Well, sure, we worry about it, but I want to tell you that it is a tool.
	It is a life-saving tool.
	Life-saving tool.
	No, no, it's a life-saving tool.
	It's a life-saving tool.
	It's not a life-saving tool.
	It's the jaws of life.
	It's the jaws of life.
	It has the lowest murder rate of any major city in America, and we're very proud of it.
	I think it's a product of proactive...
	Policing.
	And stop, question, and sometimes frisk is one of the tools that we use.
	So it's actually stop, question, and sometimes frisk.
	And it's a law, apparently.
	I don't think it's a law, but okay.
	What?
	What would they do?
	I don't know.
	Stop, question, and sometimes frisk.
	Yeah, what kind of law is that?
	In America, it goes way back to common law.
	What?
	What?
	He says it goes back to the British Redcoats is where it goes back to.
	Let's listen to that again.
	By the way, it's used in every police jurisdiction in America.
	It goes way back to common law.
	I'd like to see that.
	This goes way back to common law?
	Somebody give us some real information.
	Yeah, we need a lawyer here.
	Sounds like bullcrap.
	We can understand that people don't like to be stopped, don't like to, at the very least, lose their time.
	But we think it is effective.
	And we see, you know, in every city in America, certainly every major city, we still see so many young people with access to guns.
	And that's who's getting killed on the streets of our cities.
	Young people.
	Usually young people of color, quite frankly.
	It's a war on blacks.
	That's what it is, quite frankly.
	It's young people of color.
	Quite frankly, it's a war on blacks.
	War on blacks.
	War on blacks.
	So where else is this taking place?
	John, can you just guess what other fine...
	A free, open, loving, libertarian city in the United States of Gitmo Nation is also now applying this stop-question, sometimes-frisk law, which goes back to common law.
	Do you have any idea, John?
	Well, I would guess, I mean, if I was just to take a shot, I mean, it would seem to me Chicago would be a good place, and San Francisco would be a good place, and Los Angeles would be a good place, because they're all good liberal towns.
	So you get...
	You get two buzzers and you get a ding.
	All aboard!
	Train's good!
	What?
	I get a train's good too?
	Wow!
	Yeah, that's a bonus.
	San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee had already been calling for police to start a stop and frisk program.
	This week he decided he really, really wanted it.
	Now more than ever.
	Mayor Lee telling reporters, quote, I am as if not more committed and especially in light of the massacre that occurred in Aurora.
	If you're not familiar with stop and frisk, there's a good chance it's because you've never been stopped and frisked.
	It's a policing technique.
	It's probably because you're not black.
	In which officers pull up to whomever they choose and demand answers about why you're standing there.
	Why are you standing there?
	Hey, slave, why are you standing there?
	Shut up, slave.
	What's in your pocket?
	What's in your pocket, slave?
	You just happened to see me.
	What you got in your pocket?
	And so on.
	One minute you're minding your own business and the next the police have you up against the wall.
	I'm sorry, one minute you're black and minding your own business, the next minute your black ass is up against the wall.
	You could be a Chicano, you could be a Latino.
	You could be Mexican too, it's fine.
	...for drugs and guns.
	In practice, stop and frisk is confrontational almost by nature.
	And because it depends on police officers deciding which people to confront, the burden of being stopped and frisk tends to fall heavily on African American and Latino men.
	For them, being called to account by armed police officers is an ordinary part of going to school, or the store, or the park, or their apartments.
	The numbers on this are astounding.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it is astounding, and I think the white people of America need to come to our black people, our black citizens' aid in this, and this shit has to stop.
	This is a total blatant violation.
	This is going to incite massive rioting.
	Just like in London.
	I'm glad you pointed that out, John.
	It's just...
	It's crazy.
	And maybe they want it.
	There's going to be property damage that you won't believe.
	And there was, oh, and it's going to be like, oh, why are they that way?
	I mean, they got it, you know.
	And by the way, and what's happening, and what is happening here, the way this is being reported, I believe, is you're sitting there watching, going, oh, well, it's black people.
	Okay.
	It's not, it doesn't affect me.
	But this is how it starts.
	So first, you know, they came for the black people, and they didn't say anything.
	And they went for the Chicano people, didn't say anything.
	They went for the Latin people, didn't say anything.
	And all of a sudden, my white ass is up against the wall.
	This is...
	Really, people, this is...
	John, this is illegal.
	This is not allowed in America.
	If you don't have probable cause with sworn testimony by a witness, you cannot be searched or asked for your Auschwitz.
	Correct?
	Yeah, well, good luck with that when you've got the cop on you and his buddies.
	There's a lot of...
	Hey, trying to make trouble?
	Yeah.
	What are you doing?
	What's in your pocket?
	My penis?
	That would be my ass.
	You're in particular going to get clubbed.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, I'm lucky I got Miss Mickey, you see.
	Miss Mickey keeps me out of trouble.
	The cops go like, wow.
	She wouldn't be hanging out with a new shag.
	There's going to be a lot of rioting.
	In fact, just on that topic for a second, I do have a clip.
	I'm watching Van Katz and French TV and they do a thing on Saturdays where they go over all the magazine covers and discuss what's in the French magazines.
	And Olan, the guy who's the new president, or prime minister, president, the guy who's running the place, president, he made all these promises, and apparently he's backing down on most of them, and he's done a couple of things.
	But there was a little prediction.
	I don't have the whole clip.
	I just have the end of them going over his cover, which they call Lexpress.
	Lexpress.
	Yeah, Lexpress.
	It's the right-wing magazine.
	They think he's a hypnotist.
	Yeah.
	But when reality strikes, well, Hollande may have some harsh news to announce to the French, which could be a big contrast with his campaign promises, which could trigger riots across France.
	Uh-huh.
	Riots!
	Anyway, and you can tell as well from that magazine cover, they're not going to like him very much from the angle they shot him at there.
	Now for some lighter stories.
	What's in...
	Now for some lighter stories.
	Wait a minute.
	Here's...
	Riots predicted.
	Here's the song.
	Here's the song.
	Here's the song that we've got to be playing.
	Hold on a second.
	Hey, everybody!
	I predict a riot!
	I predict a riot!
	You know this song?
	No, who is it?
	The Kaiser Cheeks, man.
	Yeah, fast forward.
	Ah, shit, I can't find the refrain.
	Never mind.
	It's, I predict a riot, riot, I predict a riot.
	Here's a 10 second clip that I got a kick out of.
	Talking about Syria?
	Yeah.
	Play this mother of all battles.
	Hold on a second.
	Mother of all battles.
	Heating up for days.
	Military operations there have been described by Syrian state media as the mother of battles.
	What is this with these Middle Easterners that everything has to be the mother of something?
	Remember that?
	It happened in Iraq.
	Yeah, that's a very interesting...
	It's a meme they have.
	It's like, this will be the mother of all battles.
	This will be the mother of all wars.
	This will be the mother of this, the mother of that.
	Well, that is a good question.
	What is...
	Does that mean that because the mother spawns, like, the whole family?
	Like, it's just the beginning?
	It's the...
	I have...
	It's the definition of...
	The mother of...
	Hold on.
	The mother of all...
	I wonder where that comes.
	There must be some entomology around that.
	The mother of all.
	Oh, there's a book of knowledge entry.
	Reading from the Book of Knowledge, the mother of all has become a stock phrase in English language public discourse and popular culture.
	It implies the largest or most significant example of a class which completely overshadows all other cases in the class.
	For example, the mother of all battles would imply the largest, most destructive, and most significant battle ever fought.
	History, popularized in recent years, though not introduced by Saddam Hussein.
	Then-President of Iraq, after the invasion of Kuwait, bulletins to Iraqi citizens advised them to prepare for an invasion and, quote, the Mother of All Battles, promised in a speech titled, The Mother of All Battles.
	If the U.S.-led coalition forces attempted to evict his army of occupation from Kuwait, the phrase Mother of All Battles, in this instance, was a translation of the Arabic expression, Um al-Manayrik, Which is common trope in Arabic public rhetoric.
	Interesting.
	It's actually more interesting, right along with that, we had Dennis Kucinich.
	He got voted out, right, Dennis Kucinich?
	Did he lose his primary?
	I don't believe it.
	Is that true?
	Let me look at why you're doing this.
	I'll look him up in the book.
	So he's on Russia Today, which I guess is the only outfit that'll still have him.
	And he has...
	I mean, he basically...
	He was really communist.
	If he is no longer in government, and he wants a gig, and I'm incarcerated, just call him, John.
	He'll be the perfect guy for the job.
	Are we going to regret this entire decade of our foreign policy?
	We should.
	We should because the war in Iraq was based on lives.
	Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction.
	They had nothing to do with Al-Qaeda's role in 9-11.
	They didn't have anything to do with an anthrax attack on the Capitol.
	So when you look at this, you see Iraq was a misadventure, and the people who led us there still ought to be held accountable.
	We're only going to spend maybe three to four trillion dollars just for Iraq alone.
	Afghanistan?
	We should have never invaded Afghanistan.
	We couldn't learn, though.
	But what do we say now?
	We just say, oops, sorry.
	Well, you know what?
	We have to reappraise our position in the world.
	America cannot be the policeman of the world.
	America cannot tell other nations how to live.
	America should not try to pick the governments of other nations.
	We should take care of things here at home.
	We should be doing something about a level of unemployment that has 10 million people out of work, that have millions of people still losing their homes, that people are losing their It's insane, I tell you!
	It's insane.
	Due to redistricting by the Republican-controlled state legislature.
	Ah, redistricting.
	They redistricted him.
	It said Ohio's 9th Congressional District was absorbed part of Cuyahoga County, abolishing Kucinich's district and pitting him against the 9th District incumbent, Marcy Kaptur, who's very popular apparently, in the 2012 primary, which he lost.
	Okay, so here's how it works.
	It's like, we've got to get rid of this guy, but he's so popular.
	Let's just remove his whole district.
	And make him run against somebody else.
	Oh, that's amazing.
	What a great idea.
	Oh, it happens all the time.
	They really gave it to him.
	Oh, that's fantastic.
	He's a troublemaker.
	So meanwhile, that's Iraq.
	Then we have Iran.
	This report, again, it's from the Ministry of Truth.
	It's from Aaron Burnett.
	And she, it was so obvious, and of course there's all kinds of great memes and great abbreviations in this report.
	At the end, though, is where it really comes down as to how all of this stuff works and how we're mind-controlled and programmed to buy into it.
	And now our fourth story out front.
	The Bunker Buster is ready.
	The Bunker Buster is ready, John!
	It's ready to roll!
	We're going to show it to you right now.
	This is what it can do.
	This is the biggest weapon in the American military's arsenal.
	It's the mother of all weapons.
	This is the mother of all weapons.
	This is not a new weapon.
	Well, no, no, but there's something additional that you didn't know yet.
	It's known as a massive ordnance penetrator, or a mop for short.
	And when Air Force Secretary Michael Donnelly was asked this week whether the bomb is ready, he said, quote, if it needed to go today, we'd be ready to do that.
	Ready to roll!
	Now, there are 20 of these bombs that have been made.
	Boeing is the maker.
	And just to give you a sense of the size, each of the bombs is more than 20 feet long.
	It's big, baby.
	My MOAP is big.
	Each of the bombs weighs about 30,000 pounds.
	It's massive.
	And one of the weapon's primary missions is to pulverize bunkers that could be up to 250 feet below the Earth's surface.
	And it so happens that there is a particular country the U.S. is worried about.
	What particular country is the U.S. worried about with underground bunkers?
	It has just such facilities.
	That's Iran.
	Uh-huh.
	And there is a problem.
	Those military, those bunker busters may not even be powerful enough to destroy.
	Ah, there's the problem.
	I've got to nuke them.
	No, no, no.
	No, no, no.
	Listen, it's better than that.
	Whatever may be deep underneath the surface in Iran.
	So they actually have an upgrade already in the works.
	Oh, they're upgrading.
	This is what gets me.
	They're upgrading the bomb, John.
	They're upgrading it.
	Yeah, to a bigger bunker buster tube.
	Yeah, but what are they...
	Is this like a Windows 8 upgrade?
	Or, you know, what are they doing?
	There's got to be a lot of fixes on Tuesday.
	It's a Tuesday fix for the MOAB. Yeah, exactly.
	So here's the deal.
	Why don't you...
	You've got this bomb.
	It's a...
	Apparently a killer.
	I mean, this thing really blows a hole, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So you drop the bomb and you blow a hole.
	Why don't you just drop another bomb into that hole?
	Yeah, but that's not an upgrade, man.
	We need to force the upgrades.
	But then you don't have to spend all this money on a dumb upgrade.
	They got 20 of them.
	You keep dropping the same bomb in a hole, you're going to get down there pretty quickly.
	So here's the beauty is at the end of the report.
	Now this is important to note that this comes as the Washington Post reports that Iran is building up its military arsenal with missiles that could potentially hit American ships stationed in the Persian Gulf.
	Oh, okay.
	There you go.
	That would be the USS Enterprise, which is still scheduled to be scuttled.
	So just put it in the book, man.
	We're going to have...
	The Enterprise is going to be sunk?
	Well, it has to be sunk.
	It's cheaper than dismantling it.
	So, yeah, the Enterprise is going to get sunk, and the Washington Post reported it, a notoriously corrupt news organization, in my book, which I'm still writing.
	And then we'll have a reason to roll out the upgraded bunker busters, because the bunker busters are ready!
	They're ready.
	I like the idea of sinking.
	They're going to kill people doing this with this scam.
	Really?
	I hope we have some listeners on the enterprise that at least are always prepared.
	Stay around.
	Have a life jacket.
	That's just the cost of doing business, man.
	Yeah, well anyway, the Enterprise thinking, they could do that.
	If they sunk in the right spot, the Strait of Hormuz...
	Which is where the Enterprise is.
	It would clog up the whole Mediterranean, which is of course what we quote-unquote really don't want to happen.
	Clog up the whole Mediterranean and screw up everything except for certain pipelines.
	I think that would be ideal.
	The thing is, if you can only deconstruct...
	The economic model of what companies would go down, the stocks would collapse, and what companies the stocks would go up.
	If you can figure that out in advance.
	That's exactly the scenario played out in the Rubicon miniseries that played 13 episodes and they pulled it off the network.
	Exactly.
	What was the plan in the series?
	At the very end, they had exploded a couple of boats in the Gulf of Mexico that had screwed up some oil rigs.
	It had something to do with something, but it had to do with sabotaging American vessels.
	And then singing.
	Okay, so the script was out there and the Enterprise.
	And they've done it before.
	It's not like, you know, this is not the first time.
	Remember the Maine?
	Gulf of Tonkin.
	This has been going on forever.
	The Maine was a good example.
	Some people believe the Lusitania, but that was the German thing.
	I mean, this kind of thing goes on.
	Yeah, the Gulf of Tonkin was a complete scam.
	It's very well documented.
	And it's admitted.
	Admitted that it was a scam.
	They eventually admitted.
	But, you know, if you admit it after 20 years, nobody cares.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, it's not that way anymore.
	Right.
	Well, we care.
	It keeps our little podcast going.
	Yeah, well, we're the only ones, apparently.
	I'm going to show my school by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	Golf of Tompkins.
	Yeah.
	I want to start by telling you a few people and then Adam can follow up.
	We have Chris Eisbach.
	Parts Unknown.
	I don't have a note from him.
	14729.
	I'll have to look in the email.
	Sir Brian Bauer and Wooten Bassett, Wiltshire.
	$100.
	That's where the crop circles are in Wiltshire.
	Sending this donation to help Adam and Mickey on the road to their Hot Pockets store.
	That should be a day's worth of gasoline.
	Keep up the excellent work on the best podcasts in the universe.
	El Cid Campador from the fifth column.
	We would like a round of karma for everyone in the show.
	A hundred dollars.
	You've got karma.
	Yeah, you almost did it again.
	Not Eon, no.
	Ian.
	Ian.
	This is a mental block that I've got to help you with, man.
	I can get you through this.
	West End, Queensland.
	$100.
	Here's for the best podcast in the universe.
	My small donation is I've been here since day dot.
	And I'm now earning a little, very little back in the trade after not making any money as a poor starving podcaster.
	Please do not dedouche me as only $100 does not come close to repaying you for the thousand plus hours of depressing commentary.
	And my desire to give up on any positive outcome for the human species.
	I give up.
	We're all screwed.
	Yeah.
	But in the meantime, could you please send or give some slide whistle karma to my 21-year-old daughter, Sabina, who's currently in Wisconsin as a camp counselor looking after some of the U.S. slave kitties on the summer camp.
	Just hoping she can survive the American culture and not get TSA'd as she travels around.
	TSA'd.
	TSA'd.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	She's already said, Dad, I have so many stories.
	America is hysterical.
	Please look after her.
	Please plug my site, createyourlifestory.com, and help people with recording someone's life story.
	By the way, this is a great initiative, and I believe, in fact, I should be doing this with you.
	Create your life story?
	Tell me about it.
	I should be getting more oral histories and recording them in one way, shape, or form.
	And he's got a website that helps people do this.
	It's very important that we all do that.
	Otherwise, you lose good recipes.
	Isn't it just what we call a blog, John?
	Isn't that kind of what it is?
	No, we're talking about you get somebody and you just grill them.
	You have to interview people.
	It's not a blog.
	All right, let's have some karma for his daughter, Sabina.
	There you go.
	With a slide whistle.
	You wanted slide whistle karma.
	Heather Simkin in Henley on Thames, Oxfordshire.
	7777.
	Hello, lovely John and Adam.
	Here's the balance of my PayPal account.
	That's a smart move, Heather.
	How uplifted I feel spending it on the pursuit of the truth rather than some random unwanted consumable that I've been brainwashed into believing will improve my life in some way.
	You boys definitely improve my life with your probing analysis and witty banter.
	So it's a no-brainer, really.
	Please send some karma to the gorgeous Charlie and wonderful Samuel.
	Love from Heather.
	You've got karma.
	Christian Collins over here in San Carlos, California.
	$75.
	No comment.
	Justin Flood, West Babylon, New York.
	Here we go.
	$69.69.
	In the morning, long-time boner, first-time donor from Gitmo Nation, Tasty Bagels, Long Island, New York, your last show was so great that I had to donate.
	And that rhymes.
	I wanted to send birthday shout-out to my beautiful wife, Jessica Flood, who has her 29th birthday on the 29th.
	Also, I'd like to ask for some little girl shut-up slave karma for some help in our attempts at creating our own little human resource.
	Thanks again.
	You guys keep me sane.
	All right.
	Hope this works.
	Shut up, slave.
	You've got karma.
	Matthew Wittering, Bedford, Bedfordshire.
	6969, thanks.
	Here's some money for the Hot Pocket Store, even though I'm based in Gitmo East and wouldn't benefit from meetups.
	Could I have a light sprinkling of karma?
	Can you play the little girl version of Shut Up Slave?
	And two to the head.
	Cracks me up.
	Okay.
	You've got karma.
	Awesome.
	That's tight.
	That was good.
	I like that one.
	Brandon Savoy in Silverdale, Washington, home of the Silverdale Mall at 6969.
	Hey, John and Adam, I hope this pays half of a tank of gas on the Hot Pockets Tour.
	I'd like to define a sound effect combination.
	Two to the head plus shut up slave in Italian equals Italian mob hit or Italian mafia hit with that definition.
	Can I get an Italian mob hit?
	Okay.
	Of course you can.
	We're happy to do that.
	Shut up, slave.
	Salcito, schaddle.
	I think you need to just the Italian part. - Okay.
	I mean, you don't have it cut that way now.
	No, not currently.
	It would be Italian.
	It would be called the Italian Mafia hit.
	Let me see if I can probably hit it on...
	Okay.
	Yeah, I'll work on it.
	I'll work on it.
	Eric Nagel and Bunschoten Spagenberg.
	Bunschoten Spagenberg.
	6969.
	Best show ever, especially the three-hour version.
	And he ends it up there with Toppy!
	Christopher Gray, Grand Blanc, Michigan.
	69, 69.
	Grand Blanc, the big nothing?
	Toby Stidham in Haymarket, Virginia.
	Did you just insult our producer there?
	No, I insulted the town.
	Oh, okay.
	Haymarket, Virginia.
	No, he's a good guy.
	He routinely sends us checks through this system.
	Nice, nice.
	Haymarket, Virginia, 6969.
	Wow.
	Nate Wilson, Wichita, Kansas, 6969.
	Whew.
	Will it ever end?
	So far, it hasn't ended.
	We almost lost the 6969 meme about two or three months ago.
	Because once it's gone, then we'll no longer accept 6969 donations.
	We'll just refund you the money.
	We're not doing that, but we're stopping the bell ring.
	I think we should do that.
	I think you give 6969, we're just going to refund it.
	If we break the chain, then it has to be gone forever.
	Then we can no longer accept 6969.
	That's my opinion.
	I'm sticking to it.
	Roy Pingel, Brooklyn, New York.
	6969.
	Like your Clinton-U.S. polls connection to Saudi money analysis, however, Bachman is a nativist and Gaffney a warmonger.
	But sometimes broken clocks are right.
	From the other side, Egyptian political economist Samir Amin writes in the October Socialist Monthly Review.
	We have a great variety of listeners.
	The Back to the Past vision has slipped even further to the right with the Muslim Brotherhood and has adopted its stance from the most archaic conception of Islam, Wahhabism promoted by Saudis, which is also referred to, by the way, mostly in the foreign press as Salafism.
	Salafism, yeah.
	Americans never heard that word, but that's what you're listening to.
	They think it's like a hero, like a tasty snack.
	Sterling Post Print Solutions in Toronto, Ontario.
	69.
	No 69.
	Just 69.
	Asking for some karma at the new Book Guys show, Video Podcast Construction.
	Please put the 69 donation towards the knighthood for our new Irish podcaster, Kevin Lawler.
	I'm drunk, but John doesn't have to do the voice.
	He didn't sound drunk.
	No, he didn't sound drunk at all.
	You've got karma.
	That's probably it.
	It handles liquor.
	Gerald Small in Chesterfield, Missouri, 6789.
	I sent you a lengthy email from Jerry Small at Yahoo that you can choose to read on the show or not.
	I thought you...
	Apparently we're not going to read it.
	I thought you guys were interested in what I recently discovered.
	Along with that note, our small token of preachers working through the summer with everyone who's taking a vacation.
	Thanks, Jerry.
	I'll go back and look at that note.
	We'll see if you can read it.
	I didn't see it.
	I'm looking at the...
	I didn't see it come in, I don't think.
	Okay.
	Well, let's just do this.
	Hold on a second.
	Slowing down the show.
	Small.
	No.
	I didn't get anything from a small.
	Me neither.
	You may have a different email address which makes you problematic.
	Where was I? Frank Kaczynski.
	What?
	is that Ted's brother no this is Kaczynski this is Kaczynski in Racine, Wischigan Wisconsin double nickels on the dime my first double nickels on the dime I could really use some job security karma it's great for the ride home but it gives me way too much to think about and talk about at work this is not a good idea don't talk about this stuff unless you find another no agenda listener You've got karma. - Bye.
	We only speak to the converted.
	El Yoho in Woodbridge, Virginia.
	Double nickels on the dime.
	El Yoho here.
	I've got double nickels on the dime because it's safer than taking my wife to the movies.
	Heyo!
	Hold on a second.
	In the morning.
	Hey.
	July 30th is my birthday.
	Hopefully you'll get this donation time for the Sunday show.
	But I'm interested in being nighted before the year is out.
	I'm not much of a drinker.
	I would be interested in some babies and babes.
	Babes and bong hits.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	I like a huntsman plus little slave girl, but you won't catch my little human resource repeating that, though she is very cute in the morning.
	Send us a copy.
	By the way, I've got these No Agenda shirts, and he wants to send them to us.
	All right.
	Here we go.
	He doesn't understand this situation.
	You've got karma.
	Brian and Farragut, someplace or other.
	Please credit me as Brian in Farragut.
	Double nickels on the dime from high above Gitmo Nation on the airplane Wi-Fi.
	Way home on Friday afternoon.
	Love the show.
	Keep up the good work.
	Please play the Gitmo Nation national anthem.
	We're going to do that at the end of the show for people just getting by.
	Ulrich Hansen in Copenhagen.
	$50 gas for Mustang Sally.
	Thank you.
	You've got two days worth of gas so far.
	Keith Gibson, Holly Springs, North Carolina.
	$50.
	The last two shows have been great.
	Good analysis on the MSM, especially the Colorado shooting.
	One thing I realized this week is all the recent domestic terrorists that actually kill people use guns, not bombs or other high-casualty weapons.
	This is interesting, and that makes the gun problem look out of control.
	Oh, and there are two people involved.
	One could be MKUltra.
	There can't be a campaign to ban all pipe and nails due to several bombs.
	Well, that's the point he's making.
	If there were bombs, then you could...
	Yeah, you can't outlaw bombs.
	Yeah, you can't outlaw pipes and nails.
	Right.
	Well, they can.
	You never know.
	They try.
	John P. Cummings in San Francisco, where you get stopped in first at the moment's notice, $50.
	Sir Peter Totes, $50.
	Alan Martin in Brandon, Florida, $50.
	And that'll be our donors, at least on this list.
	And you have some more that you picked up on at the Austin meetup.
	Yes, I do.
	Yes, I do.
	Okay, we've got Jamaican in Austin, $50 for 50 years, celebrating 50 years of Jamaica, and $10 for gas to get us out of town.
	We just about made it to the city limits of Austin.
	Thank you.
	Daniel Jones and his lovely, lovely daughter Darcy, who just, the cutest thing ever, $20.
	We thank you for that.
	Sergeant Fred came in once again with double nickels on the dime.
	He has a note.
	Adam, here's my continuing support for the show.
	Please give a shout-out to Dave Jackson of schoolofpodcasting.com for the greatest customer service.
	Please give him some karma for great success in his business, job, and family.
	Just getting by, enjoying the real value of the best podcast in the universe.
	My new slogan is a literal version of...
	But, you know, John, you're Skyping me that, but these are meetups.
	This is different.
	Yeah, I know, but you don't...
	I mean, the rule is that...
	But we did it last year.
	...we want to be anonymous.
	Well, we need to discuss the rule.
	Yeah, okay.
	I don't know.
	I just make the assumption.
	Well, no, because these people actually gave us to be credited.
	Because we do have an anonymous...
	So these are okay.
	I understand what you're saying.
	So where are we?
	New slogan lifted from the version, hitting douchebags in the government in the mouth.
	To all, I'd say, Viva Cristo Rey!
	What?
	Viva Cristo Rey!
	What?
	You heard me.
	Who's Cristo Rey?
	Cristo Rey.
	This is from the movie For Greater Glory.
	This whole thing that we don't know about, about the Mexicans and what went on in the 30s and stuff.
	This is a great movie.
	He keeps plugging this Andy Garcia, Eva Longoria.
	But you're supposed to say, Viva Cristo Rey!
	It's kind of like Hit Him in the Mouth.
	It's Mexican for Hit Him in the Mouth.
	Just trust me on that.
	More slide whistle, please, and have a wonderful tour as your honeymoon, Sergeant Fred.
	Thank you very much.
	Here's the karma for Dave Jackson, as requested.
	You've got karma.
	Kristen and Scott Morgan, $150 money card from Walmart.
	Thank you for putting us into Walmart.
	We appreciate it.
	You've got to go to Walmart now.
	Yeah, we'll go to Walmart.
	Big S Blonde, as we mentioned, executive producer for the episode today at $450.com.
	Dwayne, $100.
	Gordon Walton and his son John, great kid, $120.
	Thank you so much.
	Anonymous, $60.
	That was from Austin.
	And then we have from Dallas, Jeremy Ross Frisco gave us two grams of gold, which is probably about $100, I think.
	Two grams of gold.
	Maybe.
	How many grams in an ounce?
	How many grams in an ounce?
	Lots.
	Grams of gold are worth checking the books of knowledge here.
	How much is a gold worth?
	Gold is around 1600 now I think.
	Yeah, it's up a little bit.
	A one gram gold bar is worth $52.
	There you go.
	So you're right.
	You nailed it.
	That was because I know my gold.
	Scott Lowen, who we mentioned earlier, is an associate executive producer, $202.
	Melissa DeLeon.
	Hold on a second.
	I'm looking at this website.
	It says a one gram gold bar.
	I mean, please.
	It's a gold bar.
	We got two little gram gold bars.
	They're beautiful.
	It's not a bar.
	It's a little flake.
	It's a little piece.
	It's not a bar.
	It's a beautiful bar and it has an inscription on it.
	It's stamped.
	They're beautiful.
	Okay, you know what?
	If you don't like it, I'll hold on to yours.
	No, no, no.
	I'm just saying.
	I think it's pushing the definition of bar.
	I'm just saying.
	It looks like a bar.
	I'll take a picture of it.
	I'll tweet it.
	It's got Melissa DeLeon, $60, and Renegade Mickey.
	He had a note.
	Adam and John, since I'm writing this before the Dallas Hot Pockets meetup, since I'm not up to date on my NK Ultra B before A mind programming, I can't reference what a great time everyone had Saturday.
	Nonetheless, please give me a de-douching as I'm a first-time donor, long-time boner.
	About a month back, Adam was looking for a replacement for the phrase, It Turns Out.
	I recommend, he say...
	Four out of five dentists agree.
	For example, one might say, Obama promised to lay off people off medical marijuana raids, but four out of five dentists agree that he is worse than Bush.
	Alright, let me deduce you there.
	You've been deduced.
	You should deduce yourself after that gag.
	Thank you very much, Dwayne, for the beautiful love card for Miss Mickey and I. We have another card here.
	This is the...
	For your wedding from Kristen and Scott.
	The trailer is a bit better, okay?
	That's your opinion.
	And then, again, thanks to Jim Melody and Ben.
	Melody, who claims that the No Agenda show got her through chemo and made that beautiful blanket for us.
	And even though it's for Miss Mickey and I, John, we'd be happy to have you in the middle of our blanket.
	I'm not sure about that one.
	So your support is welcome.
	Obviously, there's a website for you to go to.
	And if you want to do an on-the-spot donation at one of the meetups, please include your information on the envelope or on a piece of paper or something and hand it all to Miss Mickey because she does all the accounting.
	And she does the production of the Hot Pockets Tour and she deserves a shout-out for that because...
	It's quite a lot of work, turns out.
	I'm driving now because she's just on the phone, tweeting, texting, Facebooking, just getting it all together.
	And yeah, so please support us as we continue to roll through these United States of Gitmo Nation.
	Staying around Dallas tonight with Sir Gene Neftuliev.
	We'll be checking out the No Agenda Humidor.
	And then we drive on through Oklahoma tomorrow on our way to Topeka, Kansas.
	Which I think is what we're going to do the next show, but I'm not entirely sure.
	Do you get to Tabika by Thursday?
	I'm going to try.
	I think we can.
	I thought you were going to stop in Oklahoma City.
	Yeah, we'll stop.
	You're going to have a meet-up there and then keep going?
	Is that the idea?
	I might have a hamburger.
	You're not going to meet with our Oklahoma listeners?
	I don't know, John.
	I'm not in charge.
	Oh, okay.
	Miss Mickey, text me what our next meet-up is.
	She'll be able to tell us that.
	It's your birthday!
	Birthday!
	I'm no agenda!
	Alright, El Jojo congratulates himself celebrating tomorrow, July 30th.
	Justin Flood says happy birthday to his wife Jessica.
	She turns 29 today.
	Joseph Amato's son, Robert, celebrated his birthday yesterday.
	His daughter, Samantha, was born on the 26th, so just a couple days ago.
	And he himself was a birthday boy on July 10th.
	So happy birthday from all of your buddies here at the No Agenda Show.
	By the way, you can always go to itm.im slash tour09.
	That's the numbers zero niner.
	It takes you to a Facebook page, which is Miss Mickey's World, and you can find out everything that's going on with the Hot Pockets Tour.
	And we have two knightings, John.
	One an insta-night, and one who is giving his knighthood away to his son, Edward Beerthausen.
	So if you could...
	Yeah, I can't get it.
	There we go.
	All right.
	Edward Beardhausen, send your son over here.
	And Lee E. Daza, our instantite for the day.
	Thank you so much for donating in the amount of $1,000 or more to the No Agenda show, the best podcast in the universe.
	So I hereby bestow upon thee the honor of Knight of the No Agenda Roundhood, Sir Lee and Sir Son of Edward.
	You are now Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	Hookers and blow for you, babes and bong hits, rent boys and chardonnay, wenches and beer, or hot pants and booze.
	All of your choice, and all here for the Knights, who we honor at our roundtable.
	Thank you so much.
	Whew, I've turned off the air again.
	If I were you, I'd leave it off.
	You might as well get used to it.
	You're going to have to turn it off half the time anyway.
	By the way, it only takes a few days to get used.
	It's a dry heat.
	There is never a way to get used to 106 degrees.
	It's a dry heat.
	And I'm also, I'm worried.
	Right after the show, we're going to have to figure out how to reattach the sin bin to Mustang Sally.
	The what?
	So we've got to attach the trailer hook.
	Oh, you've done it before.
	No, I have not.
	You did it at the place.
	No, the guys did it for me at the place.
	Which consisted of me backing up, them telling, left, right, left, right, you're there.
	And then they're like, we're jacking the trailer left and right.
	Three guys shifting it on the pavement.
	But it was empty then.
	I mean, now we've got it filled up.
	I don't know, you can't just move this thing around.
	It's leveraged.
	I don't think so.
	That's not going to be a big deal.
	Yeah, we'll take pictures.
	We'll take pictures.
	There was something funny going on up on the hill.
	What hill?
	That hill where all the douchebags sit.
	Oh yeah, Congress.
	Oh, those guys.
	So they had a...
	These are the real jokers, by the way.
	They should have the Twitter handle, the real joker.
	So they passed a bill to curb excessive regulations.
	And the idea of the bill...
	And this, by the way, was a 45-minute C-SPAN video that I watched.
	And I pulled like...
	Let me see how long the clip is.
	It's very short.
	I pulled like a minute.
	And what happened is, so they introduced this bill, and in the bill it was supposed to say all of the departments in the government of the United States of Gitmo Nation cannot introduce any new regulations until unemployment is at 6% or lower.
	But what they did was, the way they introduced the bill, they said until unemployment is 94%.
	What it was meant to say was until employment is 94%.
	So this bill got passed, was put into law, or into record, because it's not law yet, with incorrect language.
	And for the life of me, I can't imagine why they decided to say 94% employment instead of 6% unemployment.
	Maybe it's a positive NLP thing.
	But at any rate, the bill was introduced and written in incorrectly.
	So they said 94% unemployment, and of course it had to be changed.
	No, but the bill said unemployment.
	So 94% unemployment because they meant to say 94% employment.
	Yes, yes.
	Well, that's easy to fix.
	Well, the way you fix it is you have to introduce an amendment to change the bill.
	There's a procedure for that.
	Well, this, of course, Barney Frank, the douche knuckle, was having no part of this, and he just goes on this whole soliloquy, and it turned into 45 minutes of arguing about changing two letters.
	Two letters.
	The further amendment printed in Section 2 of this resolution shall be considered as adopted in the House and in the Committee of the Whole.
	Section 2, the amendment referred to in the first section of this resolution is as follows.
	In Section 102B, strike employment and insert unemployment.
	Is there an objection?
	Mr.
	Speaker, I reserve the right to object.
	The gentleman is recognized on his objection.
	Mr.
	Speaker, I think we should have an explanation here.
	The clerk read the technical language, but as I understand it, what happened was that the bill that we were voting on yesterday and we'll vote on today has an error and gets employment and unemployment confused, and this is a Bill, that would correct the error in the bill that we debated yesterday.
	So I wonder why do we now need a unanimous consent?
	Are we correcting the correction?
	It's the old Latin phrase.
	Who guards the guardians?
	I guess today the question is, who corrects the correctors?
	So I would yield to the gentleman from North Carolina if she would explain why we had to get a bill to make a correction, and now we have to have a unanimous consent, apparently, to correct the correction.
	What is the error?
	I guess I should say, what's the error of the day?
	We know what yesterday's error was.
	What's today's error?
	I'll yield to the gentleman.
	So this just went on and on, John.
	It went on and on for 45 minutes and they're all using Latin phrases and it's all hilarious.
	But it's about a simple correction.
	And now I'm thinking, now I've got to go download all these amendments and new bills to find out what else they slipped in there.
	Because I think they put something in just like what happened to the cyber security bill.
	Did you know that they slipped a little something in there?
	I'm sure you're going to tell me about it.
	Yes, I'm going to find you the clip.
	Hold on a second.
	I'm just confused for a moment.
	Here we go.
	Uh...
	So we have the cybersecurity bill.
	Actually, let me play it out of sequence.
	Let me play you...
	Oh, no, okay.
	Here's the cybersecurity bill.
	They slipped, at the very end, they slipped a little amendment in, which is sure to have it not get passed, but what the amendment was was very interesting.
	...wonderful bill the way it stands.
	It needs to...
	Oh, no.
	Hold on.
	Why is this happening?
	I'm sorry.
	Let me find out what's...
	Where is this?
	Just at the time of the shooting, a special investigation of Dr.
	Fishel's included.
	I don't have any.
	Or was seeing a cyclist.
	Jesus Christ.
	It's like opening at the London Olympics.
	I screwed it up.
	Alright, I'll just have to tell you.
	They slipped in an ammo rule into the cyber security bill.
	What?
	Yeah, that you can only order so much ammunition and you can't order magazines.
	Online?
	Anywhere.
	And you can't buy magazines, which some people incorrectly identify as a clip.
	Nothing!
	Nothing at all!
	That's why they slipped it in.
	Unbelievable.
	So apparently, by limiting the size of a magazine, we thwart crazy people from reloading.
	I guess that's the whole idea, is to stop people from reloading.
	No, it's to make them so they have to reload more.
	Right, so they slip that into the cybersecurity bill, so of course it'll never pass.
	I have a rhetorical question.
	Let's say that we had a big clampdown on guns.
	Yeah.
	And by the way, and we will be talking about this in future shows, you know, many of those 3D printers, if you start really digging around...
	Yeah, I saw the article, you can print a gun.
	You can print a gun now.
	Yeah.
	Which is going to change the way everything is done.
	But we'll just ignore all this.
	And let's just say there was a huge crackdown and nobody in Texas has guns.
	Yeah.
	What is to stop the guy from either making his own gun or just somehow getting a gun and coming in and doing the same?
	I mean, this is the old thing that's been lost to this argument, which is when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.
	What happened to that meme?
	Because that meme's still in play.
	Well, I can't answer this because it's a rhetorical question.
	Exactly.
	But the point is, that's bull crap.
	Having all the gun laws in the world wouldn't have stopped that guy in Aurora or anyone else who definitely wants to do something.
	There's a lot of guns out there now.
	They can't destroy them all.
	I mean, it's stupid.
	200 million.
	It's a moot argument, which may be why they're trying to go after ammunition.
	That's why they're going after ammo.
	Absolutely.
	But still, you can get ammo.
	You can go to most of these big shops and load your own damned ammo.
	Yeah, you can print your own bullets.
	Well, it's not printing.
	You've got to actually make them, but you can make bullets.
	Yeah.
	A lot of guys make bullets, target shooters in particular.
	Yeah, I know a lot of guys can do that.
	Because they need the exact number of grains, the exact right amount.
	Yep.
	All right, so let's just continue then with the cybersecurity bill.
	Dianne Feinstein.
	It was up there in the Senate, and she was talking about how awesome it is.
	Now, remember in the cybersecurity bill, the whole idea is that commercial companies who provide services, i.e.
	ISPs, the virus companies, anyone who provides any type of cyber service, will be sharing your information with the government, and they are indemnified from doing so.
	And the reason is, of course, you have to share the stuff so that the government can make sure that you're not some kind of terrorist.
	But she put it in an interesting way.
	Fully transparent.
	We've tried to work with people in the liberal wing who have concerns about privacy to see that privacy can be taken care of.
	Yeah, you think there's a concern in privacy, Diane?
	We've tried to do it on a basis that high tech has an understanding, defense has an understanding.
	It's not easy, but when this information is shared under the bill, You're absolved from liability.
	And so that's shared with the government.
	Okay.
	Now, how does she wrap it up to let you know, as a cyber provider, that you will do this, you will obey?
	She says it in the following manner.
	So, I think that's the positive nature of this bill.
	Companies don't want to share data.
	But in this arena...
	If we, you know, don't stand together, we will all hang separately.
	I really believe that.
	We're going to hang you, slave!
	Wow.
	We will hang you.
	Is that not the message?
	Am I misunderstanding what she's saying?
	I don't know what she's saying.
	I mean, she's an idiot.
	And she hasn't done anything about her grudge with Obama recently, too, which is bothersome.
	There's something going on.
	Wait for it, I think.
	Just wait for it.
	So, you're familiar with the big army trial going on, right?
	Bradley Manning?
	No, the big one about the kid who committed suicide after he was harassed by a sergeant.
	It's a big scandal.
	No.
	You know about it?
	No, I don't.
	Ha!
	No, I don't.
	It's funny you don't know about it, because I don't think anybody knows about it.
	Was this another rhetorical question?
	Have you tricked me once again, John C. DeVore?
	Well, here's the story, if you're interested in it.
	Yes, I am.
	It's called the Unknown Chen Trial.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's hit that.
	On the fourth day of the trial of a U.S. Army sergeant charged with mistreating and abusing a Chinese-American soldier, Danny Chen, jurors have heard new details about the type of soldier he was.
	And the Jessica Stone reports with the latest.
	To one of his commanders, Private Danny Chen was a soldier to save.
	At the Fort Bragg Courthouse Friday, Sergeant William Zade described Chen as physically weak, saying he didn't have the strength or the mindset, adding, quote, we had to prod him to learn.
	Kandahar, Afghanistan, was no place to learn on the job, and Danny arrived without important training.
	Soldiers say he repeatedly forgot equipment and water, even falling asleep on guard duty.
	He was disciplined.
	But prosecutors say Sergeant Adam Holcomb went further.
	He is now on trial for racially hazing and abusing Chen for six weeks, including dragging him 40 yards across gravel as punishment for leaving a water heater on.
	PFC Nicholas Cepeda testified it seemed Danny got punished for no reason at all.
	Okay.
	The Chinese are covering this, so we don't need to.
	This is on CCTV. Of course, you won't hear this story in the United States for some reason because it's humiliating.
	But I do have a copy of what PBS and the NewsHour...
	This is the end of the wrap-up of today's major...
	Major stories.
	Major stories.
	Uh...
	Name of clip?
	Today's major stories.
	Somehow you've changed your naming with your new list system and I can't identify your clips quick enough.
	It's just me, I guess.
	NATO reported today there's been an 11% increase in attacks over the past three months compared to the same period last year.
	Also today, a NATO service member was killed in eastern Afghanistan.
	There was no announcement of the soldier's nationality.
	Those are some of the day's major stories.
	Back to Margaret.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	Don't look over here.
	Nothing to see here.
	My goodness.
	Now, here's the one that got me about the major stories.
	The guy says a NATO guy was killed.
	One guy.
	Yeah, one guy.
	Name not released.
	Name and country not released, and that's the major story?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so that's what we're getting.
	That's what you get from the national treasure.
	I got a major story for you.
	John, can you tell me, what is the capital of Israel?
	I think it's, well, I mean, the center of Israel is Tel Aviv, but I believe the capital is still Jerusalem.
	In fact, if you consult the Book of Knowledge, it says, Israel's financial center is Tel Aviv, while Jerusalem is the country's most populous city and its capital.
	Right.
	So, when the question comes up...
	I don't get a bell for that?
	Yes, I'll give you a bell.
	Absolutely.
	So, when the question comes up in the White House briefing room with spokeshole Carney, you'd think he'd know the answer, seeing as, you know, you, John C. Dvorak, just some random geezer, you know the answer, right?
	Yeah.
	You think he knows the answer?
	Sure he does.
	Is this administration considered to be the capital of Israel, Jerusalem, or Tel Aviv?
	Yes.
	I haven't had that question in a while.
	Our position has not changed.
	Can we...
	We know our position.
	No, no.
	She doesn't know.
	That's why she asked.
	She does know.
	She does not know.
	She just said she doesn't know.
	I don't know.
	Lester, I call on Christy.
	Go ahead.
	Tel Aviv or Jerusalem?
	Well, the answer.
	We don't know the answer.
	Could you just give us an answer?
	What do you recognize?
	Our position hasn't changed, Lester.
	Our position hasn't changed, but he can't give us the answer.
	What is that all about?
	It's got to have something to do with Palestine or something.
	There must be a reason for him not...
	I mean, first of all, I think he actually doesn't know the answer.
	That's a possibility, and he probably doesn't know who Tim Berners-Lee is.
	But he keeps saying, our position is clear.
	I mean, what a way to say, I don't know, because he should just be Googling like we do.
	Hold on a second.
	Book of knowledge, book of knowledge.
	He didn't know the answer.
	Wow.
	Well, what do you expect?
	He was once the editor of Time Magazine.
	Why would he know the answer?
	Yeah, there you go.
	That answer is all.
	So apparently that was obviously, he must have sensed that that was some sort of a set-up question because maybe Obama said that Tel Aviv was the capital.
	There must be something with either bankers.
	There's something behind that story because that didn't come out of the blue by those reporters for no good reason.
	Yeah, and it sounded like some blowhard Jewish guy was yelling at him.
	She don't know the answer.
	No, that guy I think is that same guy who asked those real hard questions.
	No, no, that was not Matt.
	No, no, no.
	It was some other blowhard guy.
	She doesn't know the answer!
	Come on already!
	What is it?
	We want to know!
	There's a reason for it.
	I just haven't figured it out.
	Maybe the chat room knows why that's...
	There must be some political reason for not recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, even though the book of knowledge, which we know is truth, says it is.
	Well, the Israelis say it is, too, so I'm assuming that it's got something to do with what's planned when they divide up the place.
	Yeah, when they redistrict it.
	Yeah.
	Kucinich is out.
	Yeah.
	So you were asking about Cuba.
	Remember you said there was something weird going on in Cuba?
	Yeah, there's something weird going on in Cuba.
	I figured it out.
	Okay.
	Russia plans military base in Cuba.
	Oh, this bitch is the quid pro quote because there was this news story that was rolling along the bottom of Al Jazeera saying Russians will leave their bases in Syria if necessary.
	And then they're going to come on over to Cuba, I guess.
	So it's...
	Well, it's like, okay, you guys don't have...
	We're going to have to pull Syria, okay?
	This is the deal.
	You lost out on this deal.
	Well, what are we going to do with all this stuff?
	You have it in Cuba.
	You put yourself back in Cuba.
	It's fine with us.
	They need the money.
	Have you ever heard this script somewhere before?
	Gee, I'm pretty sure I've heard of this one.
	Oh, is it in the 60s maybe?
	As long as they don't put nukes in there.
	But I like your analysis.
	I think that's spot on.
	Like, okay, you want to take Syria?
	Fine.
	We're just going to sail the ships over to Cuba and set it up there.
	You know how that was so much fun.
	Remember that?
	Yeah, that'll cause a slight controversy in advance of the election.
	So let's play the script out then.
	So how did that work?
	Well, first of all, how did all that work out for Kennedy?
	That didn't work out so good for him.
	Well, long term it didn't.
	No.
	But, um...
	We had the Bay of Pigs, which he refused to...
	They botched.
	There was a botcher everywhere.
	Everybody botched that.
	Right.
	And then we had the Russians coming in, and then they were on the phone.
	We spotted the missiles with a U-2, I guess.
	So maybe...
	And then we threatened...
	Let me give you the real...
	Yeah, give me the story.
	Give me the story.
	So they found the missiles, and they said, these missiles are no good.
	They've got to go.
	We made a big stink about it, so we're going to bring it to the brink of war.
	But what actually happened, which has been discussed, and you can look it up, is that apparently we had put a bunch of missiles in Poland or someplace nearby.
	Oh, hold on a second.
	Let me read you this little report.
	Hold on, let me find it.
	Let me find it.
	I can find it.
	Crap, I can't find it.
	That was a waste of time.
	We're putting missiles in Poland.
	There was a news report.
	Oh my god, it's the exact same thing!
	Yeah, probably.
	Oh, this is crazy.
	You know, it worked before.
	They're out of ideas.
	So the Russians will put some missiles or just some big gunboats with missiles on the boats.
	Because it's too much work to put the missiles in nowadays.
	Just to make it easy.
	Put a couple of ships there with missiles.
	That way you can just drive the ships away and you don't lose the missiles.
	So that's probably where that would work out.
	But they said, so Khrushchev and Kennedy, on the phone, they said, you pull those stupid missiles out of Poland and we'll pull our missiles out unless you really want trouble.
	And so they said, okay, well, quietly, and it was during the era, by the way, if you were a member of the public, you never knew about the Polish part of this quid pro quo, because it was like, oh, the brink of destruction, and we need more money for the military, and all the whole thing cranked way up again, and we had to go to Vietnam and all the rest of it.
	And so, but meanwhile, what they did was we pulled our missiles out of Poland and the Russians pulled their missiles out and it looked like we had a stand down when in fact it was a quid pro quo.
	Well, you know, typical.
	It's the way it works.
	Everything is a quid pro quo.
	And so now there's something going on and I think we may be seeing the exact same scenario because of this Syrian thing.
	The Russians aren't happy about being aced out of their pipelines.
	Who is running the scripts over there?
	Is it Sorkin?
	Because Sorkin seems to have the same script over and over again.
	They can't come up with anything original.
	You don't need to.
	It worked.
	Here it is.
	I've got the article.
	U.S. to station forces in Poland for first time.
	Pentagon said Wednesday plans to send a U.S. Air Force detachment to Poland to support fighter jets and transport planes, marking the first time U.S. soldiers have been stationed there.
	I don't think it's true.
	The announcement was made at the end of talks between Defense Secretary Leon Panetta and his Polish counterpart, Tomasz Simoniewicz.
	The detachment will arrive this fall to support quarterly F-16 and C-130 deployments.
	Okay, so it's not missiles, but it's basically here we are, bitches.
	It's the exact same script.
	I'm amazed.
	Maybe it's just a rerun.
	Maybe the Matrix has just hit a rerun and we don't know it.
	They ran out of tape and they just rewound the whole thing.
	Screw it.
	We'll just play that same episode again.
	Slaves will never know.
	Yeah, it's easy.
	It worked before.
	It's got to be.
	It worked before.
	Why are we going to try experimenting with some new idea?
	The old one worked before.
	Nobody got killed.
	So then what will happen?
	Obama will be a hero because he'll cut a deal and somehow it'll all work out?
	Is that the idea?
	Is this the October surprise?
	I don't know if they can make this happen that quickly.
	Hmm.
	I don't know.
	I have no idea how this is going to play out.
	I mean, it may depend.
	They may put it off to after the election.
	It may be a pre-election scam.
	But see, Putin doesn't like Obama, so he doesn't want him getting re-elected because the Russians would like to do deals with us.
	I mean, you know, we have a big market and we can have a lot of fun together.
	But not with this Obama guy.
	So I don't know.
	Maybe they'll put the things in early and stall, make Obama look bad until after the elections and then pull out.
	When Romney gets in, here's the way I would do it if I was Putin.
	I'd put the ships in there, load them with missiles.
	And near the, you know, not right tomorrow, but like within the...
	Well, if you were Putin, you would load them with missile skis.
	Miselskys.
	And so I'd bring the ships in about 30 days before the election and saber-rattle.
	And Obama's bitch and moan about it, but the Republicans would crank up the propaganda.
	Oh, this is a weakness, a weakness.
	This is what Biden predicted, which we've never seen yet, the bad thing that's going to happen.
	And so that would happen, and then there'd be a big stink about it.
	Obama wouldn't have time to do the quid pro quo because Putin won't answer the phone.
	I'm not in.
	No, tell them to take a message.
	Right, that's exactly what happened the first time.
	Take a message.
	A message ski, a voicemail ski.
	So everybody will be freaked out, and then so they hopefully will get Romney in.
	And once Romney gets in, this is kind of what happened with Carter and the Iraq, or the...
	The Iran hostage crisis.
	They grabbed all these Americans and actually there were some schemers in the Republican Party that managed, I guess, to communicate with Iran to say, keep these guys.
	Yeah, keep them for a while longer.
	Hold on to them.
	We need to get through this election.
	And so then Reagan gets in and then within a month or so these guys are released or they're helped to be released by the Canadians.
	The Canadians got them out.
	Thank you, Canada.
	And...
	And by the way, if you're Googling around about the October surprise and the Iranian hostages, my uncle had nothing to do with that.
	Nothing at all.
	He must have worked with the Canadians.
	So whatever the case, they would be setting up the same scam, only now it would be a replay, because it has to be something older.
	You can't do a hostage crisis again.
	Nobody cares.
	So you go back to the well and go back to this 1960s thing and drag this idea back and then make a big stink about it.
	Romney gets in, and then as soon as he gets in, he buddies with Putin.
	Right, right, right.
	Next thing you know, well, we've come to an agreement and they're taking their stuff out.
	Of course, we'll never mention that we're also pulling out of Poland because we don't like to talk about what we do.
	Right, right.
	It makes us look like we're actually negotiating.
	And that'll be that.
	And then we'll have a new president.
	That would be the perfect scenario for the Republicans.
	Perfect storm.
	I think you should put that one in the book.
	Just like if it plays out, then at least we said we knew how it would play out.
	It's not so much if it happens, but if it happens in that manner.
	I think that's book-worthy.
	Alright, I'll put it in.
	It's titled Rooskies in Cuba.
	Voicemail skis at night.
	So the Tunisians, I got a couple of clips here that are kind of interesting.
	My favorite one is apparently in Tunisia, which are being taken over by the radical Islamists, the Salafists.
	Uh-huh.
	So there's a report on Van Katz of these French Tunisians that live in France.
	They're French and they come over and visit because it's a great apparently place where you can go to the great beautiful beaches and the rest of it.
	You can play the clip but I'm going to set it up with you have to imagine all the women in the water are wearing full hijab.
	They got the whole thing on.
	They're fully clothed.
	The full burqa.
	Now is this in Iraq or mom?
	This is, no, not the mom, this is the Salafists in Tunisia at the beach clip.
	It's sexy, sexy swimwear.
	As the summer heats up, tourists arrive from France by ferry to this port in the north of Tunisia.
	It's only the second summer in over 25 years without Zinal Abedin Ben Ali at the head of the country.
	And Tunisians arriving from abroad can feel the difference.
	The biggest change can be seen at the beach.
	Samir Sawid is French-Tunisian and comes every year to Nebel.
	This year, he sees more swimmers bathing fully clothed, veils included.
	Personally, I think it's too bad.
	Tunisia has always been far ahead in terms of women's rights.
	For me, it's now moving a bit in the opposite direction.
	A debate begins on the beach with a veiled swimmer.
	I don't think we're going in the wrong direction.
	There's more freedom.
	Every woman can decide if she wears a veil or not.
	But the Salafists scare me.
	I wear the veil, but my daughter doesn't, and I'm scared for her.
	That's what frightens me.
	Can I just...
	I'm just imagining for a moment, you know, as the Muslim Brotherhood propagates this ikhba in the United States, what spring break is going to look like in Daytona.
	Yeah.
	It's going to suck.
	Everybody's wearing full clothes.
	And we're talking about women in the water that are fully clothed with a veil on and wet.
	They're going to be doing like belly flops in burkas.
	Burka belly flop.
	There you go.
	Let me just write that down as a possible show title.
	Of course it's all up to you.
	You can do whatever you want, but it's going to be highly disappointing.
	Berka Bikinis.
	She comes out and says, you know, you can do whatever you want, but my daughter doesn't wear this stuff and I'm afraid for her.
	Yeah.
	What?
	Then how is that doing whatever you want?
	You can do whatever you want if you want to get killed.
	Berka Bikinis, ladies and gentlemen.
	It's all the rage.
	All the kids are wearing them.
	They're hot.
	They're sexy.
	They're one piece.
	Oh, okay.
	That's your religion.
	As you wish.
	It's fine with me.
	Believe me, I'll be looking at you more as if you were in bikini.
	If you're in bikini, I'm like, I'm not going to be a douchebag and look at you.
	Now I'm being like, my mouth's going to be like, huh?
	What?
	What's the point?
	What are you doing?
	And do you have to weigh them down at the bottom with like lead weight so they don't float up?
	I don't know.
	I have no idea what...
	You know, Mickey bought a burka.
	Miss Mickey.
	What, are you guys going to go to the Middle East?
	No, she has an idea for a photo shoot.
	Oh, okay.
	But I put it on.
	It's pretty funky.
	Yeah, if you put on, if you're a male putting on that women's garb, whatever, it's actually punishable by death.
	Oh, I didn't put, I mean, I just looked at it.
	Just saying.
	The burkini.
	Ha ha ha.
	Is that punishable by death?
	How can that be?
	That's bull crap.
	You're making that up.
	No, you can check it out.
	Male burning burka.
	It's part of...
	If you're a male in the Middle East and you're wearing the female outfit, the black thing...
	That makes no sense.
	You're obviously a criminal and it's a death sentence.
	Death sentences.
	They got a lot of them.
	Well, I... Let me give you some vaccine news, John, just because it's so awesome what's going on.
	Now this is something, I know we have a lot of doctors who listen to the show.
	And I read an interesting piece.
	In fact, it was written up in, let me just find the article here.
	It was written up in the International Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics.
	Now we have this, just to revisit, we have this big push for Gardasil.
	And this is the HPV shot.
	Very expensive.
	You have to have two of them.
	And we've discovered that the script kind of works like this.
	Because by admission...
	The company that makes the new testing equipment and Merck, who makes the vaccine, are working together.
	They're in Africa together, pulling the same scam.
	The machines have a high rate of false positives.
	In fact, only 40% false positives.
	That's what's actually in this article, the International Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics.
	And the idea is you go in, you have a pap smear.
	Oh, well, there may be something wrong.
	You have to have a biopsy.
	So, you know, immediately, and you're informed that it's a sexually transmitted disease, and so is your husband, boyfriend, someone's cheating on you, and then you have a biopsy.
	It's not without pain.
	It's not without danger.
	It turns out it's okay.
	You're all clear.
	But you know what?
	Maybe just for future reference, you just had the shot.
	So that's the script that we've uncovered.
	And time after time, I receive emails from people.
	This is how it works.
	It turns out, according to this article, that you can use vinegar and a camera at home to see if you have HPV.
	And that the vinegar test is more reliable than the HPV testing machines.
	What?
	In a study published in the January issue of the International Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics, the visual inspection HPV test, which is done with vinegar, So using vinegar at home...
	Is more reliable than the newfangled machines, according to the International Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics.
	And by the way, why do we have these douchebags in Africa?
	Women, they've got vinegar.
	They can do it themselves.
	Now, I don't know the...
	The credibility of the International Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics.
	But we have doctors listening.
	I'd like to hear your take on this.
	And how come no one's mentioned this, that you can do this test at home?
	That's a good one.
	Isn't it?
	I'd give you a clip of the day, but there's no clip.
	It's clipless.
	Clipless of the day.
	It's the clipless of the day.
	Isn't that amazing?
	Yeah, I like it.
	And so there's links in the show notes.
	It's 430.nashownotes.com shows you how to do the test.
	It's not very hard.
	It can sting a little bit if you do have a vaginal...
	It's not going to sting as much as a biopsy.
	Yeah, exactly.
	If you have vaginal warts, you can also, as a man, if you have some kind of something on your penis, you can also pour vinegar on it and...
	I've been told that before.
	And then you look at if there's little white dots on the growth, and if there's little white dots, then it is HPV. It still doesn't mean that it's the deadly strain of HPV, but the crazy thing is that this test is more reliable than the obviously rigged machines.
	Rigged!
	Wow.
	I'll give myself a ding for that.
	I'll give you a ding.
	And the No Agenda News Network, where this came up.
	Noagendanewsnetwork.com So, I do have an end-to-show clip.
	Yes.
	Are we there yet?
	Yeah, we are kind of there.
	On China.
	It's essentially...
	I just say, this clip is outlining some of the protests going on in China right now and how they're actually being dealt with.
	I've seen these protests.
	Yeah, I've seen these protests.
	This is a news item that...
	Tells a slightly different story, but it says to me there's going to be some fantastic riots in China as they start to ramp things up.
	I do have one very short clip, which I just thought was hilarious.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	So we're not at the end of the show yet?
	Oh, I can skip it.
	We can do it on Thursday.
	No, no.
	I've already stopped.
	Do the short hilarious clip.
	Oh, the short hilarious clip is the Syrians are bothering us clip, where you never see this on American news.
	The refugees are going across the border.
	They're landing in some town in Turkey, and it's From Suriye's events,
	Many refugees, also scared, fled Syria with only the shoes on their feet.
	Their welcome isn't always warm.
	Syrians have come and they are bothering us.
	They are using our resources, our crops.
	It is not good.
	They are here.
	Pesky Syrians.
	Those damn Syrians.
	They're bothering us.
	Oh, man.
	Anyway, I just thought that was funny.
	Alright everybody, stay tuned to itm.im slash tour09.
	That is where Ms.
	Mickey is posting all the updates on the Hot Pockets 2009 tour.
	2009, if you don't know the history of why it is, just take it from us.
	2009.
	End of show clip about protests in China, and I can't wait to end the show, turn on the air conditioner, and then get it all up and rolling.
	And also for the people that wanted it, we have the Gitmo Nation anthem.
	Yes, Gitmo anthem after the end of show clip, exactly.
	Alright, so we've got a couple days of rolling.
	Hopefully Mustang Sally will keep her temperature down.
	We'll keep you updated.
	And by the way, it is useful to take, like, you should have, like, a big bucket of water, and when you're driving along, you can take and throw the water onto the radiator directly.
	Okay.
	Every so often, it'll drop your temperature quite a bit.
	Thanks for the tip, John.
	Enjoy your air-conditioned Berkeley home.
	We don't need air conditioning in the San Francisco Bay Area.
	It comes with the, it's natural.
	You don't need it because you've got stop and frisk.
	Coming to you from just south of Pipeline Drive here in Dallas, Texas, in the Drone Star State.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we have stopped and frisked, at least in some part of the valley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We'll be back on Thursday with more of your Hot Pockets tour right here on No Agenda.
	Staying in China and people power has forced the cancellation of a controversial industrial waste pipeline.
	Nicole Johnston reports on the latest challenge to Chinese leaders, this time in the port city of Quindong, near Shanghai.
	Around 1,000 demonstrators are taking on the power of the state.
	They've forced their way into a government office in Kadong, smashing computers and throwing office papers into the street.
	They're upset about plans to build a waste discharge plant.
	The waste of the factory must be polluting, and if it's dumped in the river, it will then pollute the sea.
	It will have an impact on the environment.
	We must think about the future.
	We can't just focus on millions of dollars of benefits, which will very likely be put into the pockets of the officials anyway.
	And it seems their campaign against the plant has paid off.
	On Saturday, plans for the discharge plant were dropped.
	This isn't the only win protesters have had.
	This month, demonstrations against a proposed copper refinery in Sichuan province forced local officials to abandon the idea.
	And in December, thousands of people in the southern village of Wukan rose up against land seizures by the authorities.
	And last year, protests broke out in Dalian against a petrochemical plant.
	Eventually, its construction was cancelled.
	The demonstrations are a sign of change in China.
	It seems that to maintain social stability, the government thinks more openness might be the answer.
	Nicole Johnston, Al Jazeera.
	Well, Andrew Lange, you saw in that report, is a China specialist based in Hong Kong.
	He says the defiant mood is spreading across China.
	The old model of repression, you know, suppressing all these voices, arresting people in demonstrations, no longer works.
	And the Chinese leadership knows it because in the past, very seldom have decisions taken at the highest level been overturned.
	But this time around, you can see that the local governments are...
	Backing down quite rapidly, in fact.
	And that not only applies to the environmental sector, but also applying to cases of maybe even village elections.
	I mean, don't forget the high-profile case of the Wukan village election, which precipitated in a kind of confrontation between the locals and the officials, with the result that the party secretary himself I think we're seeing more
	reform forces on the cards, and I think that this will be shown in the next leadership lineup to be unveiled in the autumn.
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