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	Any cute girl in Russia's KGB. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Sunday, June 10th, 2012.
	Time for Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 416.
	This is no agenda.
	Possessing 50% of bribick sickness here at Camp Bofo, in the capital of the drone star state, Austin Tejas.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I'm waiting for Godot, I'm John C. Devorak.
	I've heard that one.
	I pretty much know all your openings from four...
	I've never said waiting for Godot.
	Yes, definitely.
	I said waiting for the dough last time.
	Big difference.
	Oh, is that it?
	Well, it's official, John.
	It's official.
	It is official.
	That what?
	Well, when it comes to...
	Presidential candidates are douchebags?
	No.
	When it comes to lone wolves, you know, Anders Breivik is still on trial.
	They're trying to figure out if he's sane or insane.
	This is the guy who killed 70 people in Norway, bombed government buildings.
	Yeah, pre-crime guy.
	Yeah.
	Figured the kids are all going to become evildoers, so he killed them in advance.
	Yes.
	I like the symbolism of the free crime is good.
	Breivik's sanity is key to his ongoing trial.
	Why?
	Well, I'll tell you why.
	Because that determines whether he goes to jail for 20 years or whether he goes into an institution.
	And here it is.
	He has Asperger's and Tourette's.
	What a combination!
	So, I've got 50%.
	I only have a little bit more to go.
	I thought your terrest was going to be gone after your voodoo doctor punched you with a blanket or a wet noodle or something.
	It's not a wet noodle.
	It will.
	Hey, that's no wet noodle.
	Right.
	Let's get it all started on a nice and happy note this morning, John.
	If you wake up with the blues, trying to fill your day with news, there's one thing you must remember, no agenda in the morning.
	For a healthy, balanced news diet, try NoAgendaShow.com.
	From Nabisco.
	So Jeff Smith checks in once again with another awesome jingle.
	That's a good one.
	We can use that.
	I like it.
	I like it.
	Yeah, it's jazzy.
	It makes people feel good.
	Exactly.
	They just get it all set up.
	And then they get our news analysis, and then they go home, you know, normal.
	No, we'll play it at the end of the show again, too.
	Oh, that's right.
	Yeah.
	Actually, I have an end of show clip.
	You can play it right after that.
	It's perfect.
	Right.
	So when you're all bummed out and freaking out about what's happening in the world, don't just uplift your spirit with a happy, happy, joy, joy jingle from Sir Jeff Smith.
	Thank you, Sir Jeff.
	We know you're out there.
	We know you're out there.
	Oh, man.
	Well, how interesting was it that we had a conversation about Ron Paul and his loyalty to his constituents and his possible running interference in a Huckabee sort of way for Romney.
	And what was it, 36 hours later, all of a sudden, Rand Paul comes out and endorses Mitt Romney?
	This was very interesting.
	Yeah.
	Was it a shock to anyone?
	I don't think so.
	Well, if you've been reading, yeah, it was a big shock to a lot of people.
	Not the people, I think, who listen to No Agenda, because if they heard it...
	I don't think anybody this is our show was shocked in the least.
	I wasn't.
	No, but that's my point.
	We were like, yeah, there's all kinds of stuff going on here.
	I said, hey, something's happening in alternative land.
	And then this comes out, but if you look at the people who don't listen to our show, oh my goodness.
	It's gone so bad now that people are saying, I have not heard from Ron Paul in 72 hours.
	He's probably been kidnapped.
	And, you know, the theories range from the kidnap theory to he's trying to get Rand Paul in as a Trojan horse, which I don't think that really works that way.
	I don't see what good it's going to do.
	But universally...
	The Ron Paul camp is, I think universally, they hate Rand Paul right now.
	They think he's a traitor.
	You know, he's betrayed his father.
	It's really, it's pretty interesting to see how people are handling this.
	Well, you know, I don't understand.
	I think it was ill-timed.
	I don't think he needed to do it at all.
	I think he could have done it...
	And let's just be clear, you do not have to endorse anybody.
	No, you don't have to endorse anybody.
	What's the point of it?
	Romney's in.
	Well, obviously...
	Wait, is it possible, just as a side note here, is it possible that if you really did the math on this that Romney's not really in and they needed this little nudge?
	Well, it certainly tipped him over the edge, that's for sure.
	And what I found interesting or egregious as a Ron Paul supporter since 2008...
	This is what Jesse Benton, and now everyone's hating Jesse Benton, of course.
	He's the campaign manager.
	He says, we're going to respectfully show that our people are here, talking about the convention in Tampa, and we're the way to the future, and we're here to work with people, and we're here to play ball.
	We're going to continue to fight for ideas moving forward, but we're going to be very respectful at the convention.
	Which is kind of the opposite of what the Ron Paul movement does.
	We stand up for things.
	To say we're going to be respectful basically means shut up and play along with the program.
	That I found to be like, whoa.
	Of course, we actually haven't heard from Ron Paul.
	He'll Ron Paul back his son.
	We already know that from listening to Tarpley information.
	Right, but he hasn't done it yet.
	And it's been three days now.
	Maybe it's like, you know, maybe the son went off half-cocked.
	You know, just did it when he shouldn't have.
	The timing was bad.
	The dad said not to do it now.
	And he said, I don't worry about that.
	I will say, kids can be morons.
	And so he did it.
	And then now that old man's going to let him twist in the wind for a few weeks.
	Hey, kid, sit on your own.
	You burned your britches.
	Sit on it.
	No, that's possible.
	It's possible.
	Whatever the case will, it'll shake out.
	It's funny that reaction was that.
	It's funny, I didn't even know that, by the way, because I wasn't looking in that direction.
	And I am actually kind of surprised by it, but again, it's funny how the show's perspective...
	Which is more realistic than what you get on the mainstream media is kind of blinds you to some of the crazy crap that goes on.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's true.
	Well, I will say, though, that the series of events, which I noticed on May 10th, May 10th, Ron Paul, remember, he had a breakfast with...
	Oh, right, right.
	You pointed that breakfast out.
	That was a big deal.
	With Ben Bernanke.
	He wouldn't say what it was about.
	The next day, the next day, He says, okay, we're not going to campaign in any more states.
	Then he's basically quiet.
	And then Rand Paul does this.
	So, you know, was he threatened?
	That's possible?
	It is, you know, I agree.
	It is possible.
	But I think he was presented with some information by some...
	By Bernanke.
	By Bernanke and other people that he respected as to how there's something, what's going on.
	Well, let's explore this for a second.
	Wait a minute.
	So he was presented with some information...
	And why would that stop his case?
	Let's give you an example of how this kind of works.
	When Ronald Reagan first got into office, he was going on and on and on about the evil empire.
	And he just was shaking, rattling his sword over Russia.
	Then he was one of the first presidents for a while that went to Russia and hung out.
	And he came back and he was mum about the evil empire.
	Never use the term again.
	And, of course, after he got out and then Bush got in, the whole thing fell apart.
	I went to Russia during kind of a period before the fall of communism, just so it was still a communist country.
	And when you go there for the first time, it's a jaw-dropper.
	It's like, this evil empire is a fraud.
	It's dead in the water.
	It's a mess.
	It's horrible.
	I think I've mentioned this on the show before.
	I went to Moscow in 1988.
	This is before...
	Right at Reagan's, right at the end of his term.
	Right, and before our hero David Hasselhoff broke down the wall.
	Because we know Hasselhoff had everything to do with that.
	The Hoff.
	And this was for the Moscow Music Peace Festival.
	And it was, you know, it was communist Russia.
	And I remember we had the, you know, 17 camera video truck.
	We had Westwood One with the...
	Five, you know, area code, what's Long Island?
	517 or something?
	But, you know, Long Island, dial tone.
	You just pick up the phone.
	You could just dial as if you're calling from Long Island.
	And in the hotel, if you wanted to make a phone call, you had to bribe the lady with the mustache in the hallway 24 hours in advance with toilet paper and tuna rolls.
	Every floor of every hotel, every floor had a little lady in there.
	Yeah, with one phone.
	With one phone.
	Yeah.
	You were supposed to constantly be giving her gifts.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Tuna fish and toilet paper rolls.
	Well, I brought candy bars I was told to bring, but the other one that really paid off, because it was easy to pack, small little Hot Wheels, those little cars.
	I thought you were going to say Hot Pockets.
	Hot Pockets!
	Here!
	You were ready with the draw.
	That's good.
	No, a little Hot Wheels, and then you give...
	Apparently, they would just brighten right up.
	Oh, really?
	Because I guess it was a great gift to give to their grandchild.
	No.
	See, I had a manager then, Lieber Krebs, and they managed Aerosmith, but they also managed the Moscow Circus.
	Remember that, when the Moscow Circus came to America, was touring around?
	Right.
	Which was a pretty pathetic circus, I have to say.
	The bears had, like, you know, bald spots on them, and they're all chewed up and stuff.
	Stitches.
	And so, you know, they knew it.
	They said, okay, whatever you do, you never, never, ever talk to any girls that are all KGB. I said, okay, KGB, check, got it.
	And what you got to take is toilet paper rolls and tuna fish.
	They love it.
	Oh, anyway.
	I also take toilet paper because the toilet paper, there's more like wax paper.
	What toilet paper?
	You had toilet paper in your room?
	I didn't have any toilet paper.
	Yeah, it was like newsprint stuff.
	If you used it, all it did was smears and things.
	You couldn't use it.
	You had to bring your own roll of toilet paper.
	Smears?
	Smear?
	Really, John?
	The soap bars were like the smallest, smallest souvenir soap.
	That's right.
	So Reagan went there, came back, and that was the end of his complaining, because he knew it was over.
	Everyone did.
	And so I think that Ron Paul was given a similar sort of tour, like, look, here's what's going to happen.
	This is not good.
	Okay.
	He's calmed down.
	But what...
	I don't think he was threatened.
	It doesn't make sense that he'd be threatened because he's old enough that he would come out and discuss the threats.
	He wasn't like Ross Perot, who I think was threatened, and then moved out because he's still out of business.
	And now that I think about it, I think Santorum was probably threatened because he just went away, man.
	That dude just disappeared.
	He's gone.
	Have you heard a peep from Santorum?
	Yeah, there was something the other day, but it wasn't anything important.
	Oh.
	But yeah, he could have been.
	So what kind of data could it have been then?
	What would make Ron Paul...
	Either financial information or maybe Fort Knox is filled with tungsten.
	I said, Ron, listen, man.
	We'll let you go look at it, okay?
	Then you really got to stop, okay?
	And when you see that there's nothing there, you might as well just not say it.
	Or maybe the thing is filled with gold.
	Who knows?
	I mean, whatever the case was, I think he was shown...
	Something happened there.
	I think the Bernanke meeting is key.
	Something happened there, and I'll agree with you.
	I don't think he was threatened.
	But everything stopped right after that.
	Boom.
	Everything.
	He was shown the light, as it were.
	Yeah.
	You know, here's the deal.
	You can go on in your merry way if you want, or you got this.
	And by the way, we'll take care of Rand for you.
	Right.
	Yeah, we'll hook him up.
	Well, I don't think he's going to be vice president.
	I think that's what everyone's saying now.
	Rand Paul?
	Yeah, that's what they're all saying, is he's doing this to become vice president.
	I mean, if I were to ask, of course I'd say yes, but I wouldn't want to be vice president.
	It's like a bogus job.
	They have to give, if they want to really win for sure, and have a reason to win other than rigging the election.
	They have to get the Florida guy in.
	The Latino.
	Rubio.
	Yeah.
	I keep hearing Mitch Daniels.
	Yeah, I know I do too, but Rubio's the winner.
	Rubio's the guy that will win the election.
	He can win the election single-handedly.
	He's got the charisma.
	He'd be a good president if anything happens or if they continue, even though I don't think they're going to do very well.
	And maybe that's his fear.
	I mean, it depends on what he thinks of the potential.
	I mean, the economy's still in the toilet.
	It's going to remain so through at least one term of Romney's presidency.
	Oh, so you're on board with me now.
	You're on board with Romney.
	That he's going to be the next president.
	Well, you know, let's get a couple things straight.
	I have said recently that Obama looks like he's going to win the election.
	I have predicted, if you recall, some time back, that it was going to be Romney and...
	If you remember, it's in the book.
	I predicted Romney before this whole thing started, and the only mistake I made was I predicted Perry was going to be the vice president.
	You can't forget that I said Romney Perry.
	No, but then you went back and you said, oh, it's a shoo-in, Obama's going to be re-elected.
	I remember that's also in the book.
	No, I didn't put that in the book.
	That's all you remember is because now you think that I'm...
	No, this is not the blame game.
	I'll tell you what.
	You're blaming me for making the observation that I'm not going to even continue this conversation.
	What I think...
	I don't know exactly how...
	Huntsman should be the vice president.
	I don't know exactly how it works.
	But I have a feeling that you predicted something about horse racing which came true with this.
	Explain this again.
	Because you started on this horse.
	Of course, I think we have a general thesis that all professional sports, no matter what it is, is rigged.
	Yeah, the high end.
	I mean, that's the joke of it.
	It's not rigged at the low...
	It's rigged at the small games like, you know, low-level boxing.
	But the very high, high end...
	Yeah, where there's a lot of money.
	Where there's a lot of money.
	In fact, on Saturday, yesterday, the biggest boxing match in the world took place with an upset.
	Manny Pacquiao lost to Timothy Bradley, and the betting line had to make people a ton of money, and of course now they're going to have a rematch, which will make another ton of money in pay-per-view.
	I mean, why would you not do this if you could, if you could do it?
	So explain what you had said several weeks ago about horse racing, and then this horse that won't run or whatever.
	Somehow you predicted this.
	Well, the game was as follows.
	In the big triple crown.
	We haven't had a triple crown winner forever, which actually, if you start thinking about it, because they used to have them all the time, makes no sense.
	But it makes sense from a betting perspective, because if you can get a horse that looks like it's going to win the triple crown, the odds skew way out of control in favor of that horse.
	And...
	And so what you try to do is get a horse to win two of the Triple Crowns and then lose to a long shot in the last race by either drugging the horse or fixing it somehow.
	I don't know how they do it.
	Ginger up his butt is what I've always heard.
	There's all kinds of things you can do.
	Whatever the case...
	Feed him hot pockets.
	Be uncomfortable, yeah.
	So anyway, so they, and then what you do is you get a ringer in there, and one of the races that you want to win, and the one I remember was Barbaro, although I thought it was a Triple Crown, so it was the second race where the horse, the fastest horse in the world, essentially, wins the first race ridiculously with unbelievable length.
	It was like he almost lapped the field.
	And then the next race, his one gate opens by itself.
	It just opens.
	Right, early.
	And then one horse runs out and breaks his leg.
	Right.
	Because it was like, wait, hold on, we can't be running.
	Right.
	So then a long shot wins.
	And so what you run into with this time, they had to get rid of this horse because I guess they wouldn't play ball and lose the race.
	So somebody came and, you know, they kneecapped him or something.
	He got injured somehow magically and he had to be pulled from the race.
	Oh, yeah.
	And so then, you know, some obscure horse won, which was the horse designed to win for the big money.
	So it's a betting.
	You know, you get big odds.
	You get a lot of money.
	So what it's time for once again, because of course, you know, I follow all of the European news.
	I can read a lot of it.
	I speak some of the languages and read several others.
	And I use Google Translate to help me along.
	But while the Eurozone, the United States of Europe, is teetering on the brink at the tipping point, use whatever you want, we have in progress now Euro 2012, John.
	Euro 2012, very exciting.
	Soccer?
	Yes.
	By the way, I want to give you props, even though we're not here to just compliment each other.
	To play each other's skin flute, yes.
	We're predicting these matches beautifully.
	Right.
	I've been pretty right on in the past, and based on socioeconomic reasons.
	Oh, right.
	Not based on anything.
	Nobody doesn't even know how the game is played.
	No, I do know there's 11 players on each team, and I know how it works if you go into overtime.
	And I never watch a game.
	I only watch the final match, or maybe if there's a semifinal, and the Netherlands is in it, where I come from.
	But first of all, it's very interesting.
	To see, because the Netherlands was going to be playing Denmark, and this was supposed to be a shoe-in.
	This was supposed to be easy.
	And you have to understand, with the national teams, then even the players that are playing at Chelsea or Bayern Munich, different European teams, they all come together and they play on their own home country's team.
	So we had some pretty strong players, and I say we, there you go.
	And of course, the Dutch, Gets so into this, and it's necessary.
	This is why it's socioeconomic who wins is very important.
	You know, people are painting their houses orange.
	You know, they dip themselves in orange paint.
	It's just a bonanza of orange, that being the national color of the Netherlands.
	And everyone's like, oh, it's going to be great, you know, because we're getting screwed by the elites.
	The ESM is going to tap our bank accounts.
	We got austerity, but we're going to win Euro 2012.
	And Denmark beat them.
	Beat them by 1-0.
	And even the Danes were like, holy crap, we beat them.
	I can't believe that.
	And they're doing sudden death this year.
	I've been reading up now.
	So the Netherlands has to win the next two games in order to advance to the next round.
	But I think it's now time, and I've set up a...
	A little discussion tree at Euro2012.curry.com.
	This is where everyone can participate.
	There's a little comment link next to each country that is still in the game.
	You can click on that and you can basically say, here's why I think this country will or will not win.
	I'm not ready to make a prediction yet.
	Of course, the list is still quite big.
	We have at least 12, 14 teams left.
	But everyone's kind of on board with not about how the guys play, but which country would benefit the most from winning based upon the elitist who control these matches.
	And let me give you my thoughts right now.
	I'm not ready to make a prediction yet.
	First of all, the Netherlands would be great for them because the slaves there are so stupid that you can go in and rob their house if they win Euro 2012.
	They were like, hey, you want my bike again?
	Here, take it.
	They just give it to you.
	It would be great for the Netherlands, and it's a tinderbox there right now.
	The government's fallen.
	Austerity measures are kicking in.
	People are unhappy.
	There's a huge racism problem with Muslims.
	It's big problems.
	So, tinderbox.
	It would be great for the Netherlands.
	On the other hand...
	By the way...
	Yes?
	It's C... It's C-Z-E-C-H, Republic.
	Not check.
	It's not like a banking deal.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm an idiot.
	Let me change it right now.
	Yeah, it's important.
	It's got to be right.
	C-Z-E-C-H. C... I put check.
	Like checkmate.
	C-Z-E... What is it?
	C-H. C-H. Okay.
	Fixed.
	Um...
	All right, go on.
	The Netherlands.
	Just off the top of my head, I'd say Spain for sure.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Okay, well, your logic on this seems to always trump mine, so what is it?
	I think, you know, the countries that are lost are lost.
	That's what I'm thinking.
	Oh, so you think Spain's out?
	Well, you know what?
	I'm actually, I'm thinking that if this, because there is no union, really.
	I mean, now Germany, I feel if Germany wins, that's the beginning of World War III. Everyone will freak out.
	Okay, that won't happen.
	Right.
	Now, I will say that someone posted in there.
	It was actually a pretty good post.
	Let me bring it up here.
	Germany...
	I see it differently.
	Germany needs to know the world loves them because they're going to have to merge their economy with a bunch of basket cases.
	At least they have to feel appreciated or else they'll start World War III. So I thought that was an interesting take, but no, I don't think Germany can win.
	That would be a problem.
	But if it's money that makes it win, obviously...
	I'm thinking that Russia has a really good shot, that Putin will put everything he's got into this, everything he's got, just to make it come true for Russia, just to show.
	And I would take the Ukraine.
	You take Ukraine?
	There is something going on with Russia, though.
	Right now, UEFA, which is the organizing body, has charged the Russian Soccer Association with improper conduct by its supporters.
	Who were harassing the Czech players.
	Were they bullying them?
	Yes, bullying.
	They were verbally abusing Czech defender Theodor Selassie, who was black.
	Right now, I'm thinking Russia might actually do something.
	I'm sticking with it.
	Why do you choose Ukraine?
	Why does Ukraine need the win?
	What's it going to do for them?
	Well, I think Ukraine is the most corrupt of all these countries.
	So they need to win so their gambling interests can win.
	I think sometimes there's some of that involved.
	And there's a thing going on with the Russians.
	Them and the Russians are always going at each other.
	I mean, let's look at the ones who can't win.
	England, no.
	They got the Olympics.
	That's their gift.
	France, no way.
	Sweden, right down in Spain.
	Croatia, why?
	Germany won't win.
	I don't see...
	There's nothing...
	Denmark's got nothing going on.
	Denmark's already out.
	No, no, no.
	Netherlands is not out.
	Netherlands...
	I'm still thinking Netherlands is the one that they want to win.
	Netherlands got a lot of money.
	They need a lot of money to flow into the other banks.
	And by the way, if you look at these national teams, you know who sponsors these teams?
	Banks.
	This is no joke.
	Banks sponsor these teams.
	We got the ABN Amro.
	It's getting to be like rollerball.
	It's no different from roller derby.
	I think we need to spice it up a bit.
	We just need, you know, if you miss a goal, then you get shot by a drone or something.
	That would make it a little more exciting.
	Now, Greece, of course, no way, because Greece is already done.
	You know, it's over with.
	And also, well, if Greece on June 17th, when they go to vote, if they vote to take more lashings and to bail out the banks, instead of just saying, screw you, bankers, then they could be back in the game.
	Then they could be bad.
	It's just too early to call.
	The field is too broad.
	All right.
	Well, let's put it off, and then we'll talk about this in a few seconds.
	All right.
	When we get it down to the second or third round.
	Before we thank our executive producers for this episode, something new that I've reminded myself, and I've put in my little work notes here, I want to thank the previous episode's artist, because this is something that, for some reason, the show's over, you're done, show notes are published, and then you kind of forget about it, but then the artist...
	That's a good idea.
	Even though the artist always gets a credit, the artist never gets really credited on the show because the show's over by the time we choose the art.
	So last episode's art, which was episode 415, with the douche book art was Thorne, and we thank him very much for making that.
	And of course, you can always go to noagendaartgenerator.com.
	It's a snappy one to remember.
	Noagendaartgenerator.com and you can participate there.
	And also look at some of the great art that wasn't chosen but is still awesome to look at.
	Yeah, we've got great artists.
	Okay, we do want to thank a few people.
	We've got two, three executive producers and two associate executive producers that came in to help us on show 0416.
	And two of the executive producers are InstaNights.
	InstaNights.
	Including Ryan Bemrose out of Everett, Washington.
	Boeing country.
	Who came in with a $1,000 donation.
	Hi, John and Adam.
	No numerology here.
	Just straight value for value.
	And listeners since show 33.
	Adam is the best investigative reporter in the business.
	Ha, ha.
	Normally, I'd edit that sort of thing out, but with $1,000, I have no choice.
	I wish my mom were still alive.
	I would send the clip of that.
	She'd be like, what?
	Really?
	You amounted to something?
	Are you kidding me?
	And John brings to show extensive knowledge about everything except technology.
	Now, if your mom were alive, she'd love to hear that, wouldn't she?
	I don't know.
	Except technology.
	I'd like to give this knighthood to my wife, Lisa.
	This goes to Lisa.
	Do we have that correct?
	Let me make sure it's on the list properly, yeah.
	Go ahead.
	I'll check it.
	Who doesn't listen as regularly as I do, but loves the show and has made no agenda staple during road trips.
	Don't ever stop what you're doing.
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	I look forward to next year when the Hot Pockets Tour visits the Pacific Northwest.
	And then we have an anonymous Sarasota donor who didn't want to be mentioned, which is weird for a night, but it's $1,000.
	I, John, have been a long-time listener, monthly subscriber, appalled by the lack of donations lately, although I'm a little behind in my listing and may have picked up since then.
	I wanted to show my appreciation for all the hard work you do.
	Your podcast is a bright and shining beacon in the darkness.
	That's so nice.
	Indeed.
	So these are, as I had asked, I said, we need new donors to come in, and it looks like these are, well, not all, obviously, as I can see looking down the list, but Well, we'll check it later.
	I said I needed at least to see 10 new names.
	I think there's more than 10 because we have a lot of people that donated, but the average donation is exactly the same, which is weird.
	So it means that we had more newbies that came in.
	Well, good, good.
	Sir Charles Jordan in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
	One of our standing knights.
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	Oh, my goodness.
	3333 in the morning, gentlemen, is my donation.
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	Give it to my buddy, John Chernick.
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	Sir Bereslaw Marinoff comes in as an associate executive producer from Eliso Viejo.
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	Yeah.
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	No, wait a minute.
	This is wrong.
	I think Buzzkill messed it up.
	Buzzkill Jr., I'm sorry.
	No, he messed it up.
	We can always do it on Thursday.
	I think we're okay.
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	Yeah, exit out.
	Matthew Davis in Raleigh, North Carolina emptying my PayPal account.
	By the way, this is what he did.
	He emptied his PayPal account.
	It's not a bad thing to do.
	Would rather you guys have it than let it sit and collect no interest on it.
	Have Adam say clip the way he enunciates.
	Have him say clip the way he enunciates.
	It's cool.
	Clip.
	Clip?
	Clip.
	I don't know.
	I don't know what he wants.
	He'd like you to say clip.
	I don't know.
	For 200 bucks, I'll say whatever you want.
	Clip.
	How many times do you want me to say it?
	Clip.
	Niner, niner, niner.
	Clip.
	Okay, okay, okay.
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	Say it like you mean it.
	Shut up, Slay.
	Did you change something with your setup there?
	No, not a thing.
	Why?
	You got some, like, hiss coming in when you talk.
	I don't know what it is.
	It's not super annoying, but maybe, you know, I got the headphones on loud, so you never know.
	It could be.
	I don't see anything.
	Nothing's been changed.
	I've got it kind of fixed.
	Okay.
	It's probably the Skype connection.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that ain't going to last forever, is it?
	For sure.
	No, and we have no real good backup system.
	I mean, there's that cute cum doesn't work.
	And there's other stuff.
	I don't know.
	I mean, we've tried other things that kind of sound okay.
	We just have to hope for the best.
	I mean, if Skype has some serious problems in the future, Microsoft's going to have hell to pay.
	Although I still believe they're going to just do the old two-tier.
	You want a little better old Skype connection?
	Give us $100.
	I always have to laugh where at that point in history where the technology can do it all, you know, but if only Apple TV came out, then everything would change.
	And I see all these blog posts about, you know, how it's all going to work and independent, you know, we can do it and it'll all be streamed.
	You won't need your cable box.
	I'm like, people really don't understand how the money works in that business yet.
	They really don't understand it.
	I get the biggest kick out of people that say...
	The DVDs are...
	Oh, you're going to do a DVD? Nobody uses those.
	Really?
	How do they sell millions of them every day?
	Yeah.
	So, by the way, talking about Apple, I do have a quick Apple clip.
	Oh.
	Well, that's interesting.
	It's the Walton Mossberg, let me set it up.
	There was a PBS special that came out, it was called One Last Thing, and it was Steve Jobs' One Last Thing, and it had all these guys who didn't get in on the earlier Steve Jobs documentaries, so they got them in.
	Oh.
	And then they brought in Walt Mossberg.
	And this is interesting because we all know he writes for the Wall Street Journal, which is always praising everything Apple does, and there's no conflict of interest here.
	No conflict!
	You'll see when you listen to this little clip and how they introduce him.
	One man who witnessed Jobs' return to Apple was friend Walt Mossberg.
	Friend!
	Friend!
	Curious, he wasn't at the funeral, so he must have been not that much of a friend, but I think he's thought of himself as a friend.
	Well, yeah, somebody had the script.
	Who wrote the copy for that?
	Yeah, were you at the funeral?
	No.
	No, okay.
	Well, while you were watching documentaries on Steve Jobs, who I did meet, by the way.
	Did you ever meet Steve Jobs?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah?
	What was your impression?
	He was a douchebag.
	I met him when he wanted to put podcasting into iTunes, and he had me come to San Diego for D3, I guess it was.
	And I had a private meeting with him for an hour.
	Oh, that's a long meeting.
	I found it to be a very long meeting, too.
	And here's the things I witnessed.
	One, he lisps.
	Or he used to...
	He lisp.
	Did you ever notice that?
	It was a kind of a lisp.
	It wasn't a technical lisp.
	It was like...
	It was a speech impediment that could be described as a quasi-lisp.
	And the other thing was, I found him to be incredibly angry.
	Just an angry man.
	He was in his angry mood that day.
	He was angry about Wi-Fi.
	I remember.
	He was like, they fucked up Wi-Fi!
	Literally, John, he's like, they fucked up Wi-Fi!
	Fuck it, they fucked up Wi-Fi!
	Really?
	Yeah, because I think his original idea was to bypass the mobile phone.
	Remember, he came out with the iPod Touch, and the idea was to bypass the phone companies if you could just connect to a Wi-Fi anywhere, and then you could still kind of have like a cell phone without a cellular data company.
	That was kind of his dream, although it had been dashed at that point.
	But somehow the conversation came around to that.
	It's like, ah, they fucked up Wi-Fi.
	Yeah.
	Interesting.
	I found him to be a very interesting guy.
	But angry.
	Angry.
	I didn't get a douchebag vibe from him.
	I was impressed.
	I've met a lot of people.
	I was impressed by meeting him.
	I'll be very honest.
	Yeah, well, you should watch this particular show.
	They talk about his phases.
	And he was a charmer.
	He didn't charm anybody.
	He was a sales guy.
	Essentially, he was one of the great salesmen of our era that we'll ever see.
	I mean, let's face it.
	He was a sales guy.
	I mean, he was basically there.
	I mean, he already had everything baked in.
	In fact, he presented podcasting in iTunes half an hour after our meeting.
	So he had it all good to go.
	Did he use an oven to bake it?
	Yes, he did.
	Okay.
	He basically wanted to get me on board and convince me, and I guess to have me evangelize.
	After five minutes of just talking to the guy, my pants were around my ankles.
	I mean, yeah, absolutely.
	I was like, sure, Steve.
	Just put it in.
	It's great.
	I love it.
	Anyway, while you were watching that, I watched some C-SPAN, and we had a fun—of course, this is a very weird time in television land where they debut all the stupid shows that they try out during the summer months when no one's around, and then they have some hearings on the Hill— And this is the continuing saga of Fast and Furious.
	Did you see any of this riveting footage?
	I did, as a matter of fact.
	I didn't get any clips from it, but I did see most of it.
	And it's the never-ending, stonewalling story.
	Well, there's two things that happen here.
	So the three players, of course, are Eric Holder, the quarterback who runs interference, or actually the fullback who runs interference for President Obama, and all things illegal that are being done, including droning American citizens.
	And then we have Issa, who is, he's the guy out to try and nail Attorney General Eric Holder to the wall over fast and furious the gun walking, which resulted in at least one death of a Border Patrol agent.
	Seriously, there was another testimony.
	Remember, we talked about this about nine months ago, where there's an indication the second guy was killed in Mexico, and he was one of our agents.
	They seem to have dropped that from the conversation.
	Yeah, well, I think that's just a marketing thing.
	They only want to talk about the people that people remember.
	And I think it all has to do with timeline.
	So apparently some whistleblowers inside the Department of Justice have now given documentation to ISA, which of course he shared with his wingman, Shafetz, who I like a lot.
	I have a little clip from him too.
	So ISA... He basically starts hammering in on...
	He sets him up.
	I have to say, it's a beautiful job.
	He sets him up, and then we've got Chaffetz to go and kick in the goal.
	Chaffetz.
	Chaffetz?
	Is that how you pronounce it?
	Yeah.
	He seems like a Latino guy.
	Would you pronounce that Chaffetz?
	Yeah, I know he does.
	He's from Utah.
	He's a Mormon, I think.
	He has to be, or he wouldn't be elected.
	And he...
	I don't think...
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's just his background.
	I'm not sure.
	Anyway, what was funny is, of course, this is a congressional...
	Is it congressional?
	Is he a congressman or a senator?
	It's a congressman.
	Okay, so it's a congressional hearing.
	And so there's other douchebags there.
	And every single time ISA gets into Holder's face, then people start, like, interrupting.
	And our favorite interrupts our favorite Democrat.
	And it just made me laugh.
	Thank you, Mr.
	Chairman.
	Attorney General?
	Yeah.
	December 14, 2010, Brian Terry was gunned down, and we began knowing about Fast and Furious shortly thereafter.
	But you've said, people representing you have said repeatedly you didn't know about it before then.
	I've sent you a number of letters.
	Senator Grassley sent you a number of letters.
	You mentioned in your opening statement the Speaker's letter.
	The Speaker did not limit the scope of the subpoenas you're under an obligation to respond to.
	He simply asked you for response to two key areas.
	He did not revoke any subpoenas.
	However, you implied that we were working together when, in fact, since May 18th, nothing, nothing has come from your department, not one shred of paper.
	I want to ask you, first of all today, Have you and your attorneys produced internally the materials responsive to the subpoenas?
	We believe that we have responded to the subpoenas.
	No, Mr.
	Attorney General, you're not a good witness.
	A good witness answers the question now.
	I'm already like, you're not a good witness.
	I'm sorry, I'm not a good witness.
	I'm not a bad witness.
	So let's go back again.
	Have you and your attorneys produced internally the materials responsible?
	In other words, have you taken the time to look up our subpoena and find out what material you have responsive to it, or you've simply invented a privilege that doesn't exist?
	You're saying internally.
	Internally, have you...
	Doesn't Holder sound like a kid who's been caught lying?
	Yeah, totally.
	Is this the clip that's got...
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	This is the one.
	Don't worry.
	This is the one.
	Keep playing.
	He sounds like...
	You mean internally?
	It's like you can see his brain...
	By the way, his team behind him...
	He's trying to trick the guy.
	Yeah, his team behind him...
	You mean the vase that was on the table by the cat box?
	That one?
	Yeah.
	Well, technically, I wasn't really throwing it, you know.
	You mean the cookie jar that has the cookies in it?
	Pulled all that information.
	We've looked at 240 custodians.
	We have processed millions of electronic records, and we've reviewed over 140,000 documents and produced to you about 7,600.
	So, 140,000 documents.
	How many documents are responsive, but you are withholding it?
	So this is the beginning of the hearing, right?
	And it's gone on long enough now for a certain...
	It's been, what, a year?
	More than a year?
	He just keeps stonewalling, and these senators or these congressmen are getting sick of it.
	Right, but he's got the goods.
	This is the point.
	He's setting them up, and they know that he's...
	Apparently somebody leaked something.
	It's time.
	Well, we've produced 7,600.
	Look, I don't want to hear about the 7,600.
	Chairman, I would beg to allow...
	There she is, ladies and gentlemen.
	Sheila Jackson Lee.
	He is out of order with the lady police.
	Mr.
	Chairman, parliamentary inquiry.
	Parliamentary inquiry.
	Parliamentary inquiry.
	I would beg to allow the Attorney General to be able to finish his answer.
	Now, she's running interference.
	She is such a stude.
	And why does she get re-elected time after time?
	She's the one who wants to put TSA on the buses in Texas.
	She's out this year.
	She's not going to run for re-election.
	Oh, thank goodness.
	Yeah.
	So then we get Shaffetz, and Shaffetz just nails him to the wall because he's got the emails, the emails that state explicitly that this is about Fast and Furious and gunwalking.
	And Holder just says, no, that's not about gunwalking and Fast and Furious.
	I think this is imperative.
	Sunday, October 17th, 11.07pm, Jason Weinstein sends an email to James Trustee.
	Do you think we should try to have Lanny participate in a press when Fast and Furious and Laura's Tucson case are unsealed?
	It's a tricky case, given the number of guns that have walked.
	But it is a significant set of prosecutions.
	James Trustee sends back to Jason Weinstein.
	It's not going to be any big surprise that a bunch of U.S. guns are being used in Mexico, so I'm not sure how much grief we get for guns walking.
	It may be more like, finally, there are going to be people who sent guns.
	They're going after the people who sent guns down there.
	You claim with passion that nobody at the senior levels of the Department of Justice prior to the death of Brian Terry knew that guns were walking, and I've got an email from Jason Weinstein using the term guns walking.
	I think we went through this exercise before.
	That refers to wide receiver, not fast and furious.
	Now, wide receiver was the gun-walking program that was implemented by the Bush administration, which was the exact same thing.
	That's not what the February 4th letter that was sent to the United States Congress said.
	It said that the ETF never uses those tactics.
	Never.
	And that's not true.
	And we said that that letter was inaccurate.
	It was ultimately withdrawn.
	But the email that you just read, and this is important, that email referred to wide receiver.
	It did not refer to fast and furious.
	That has to be noted for the record.
	Read it again, Chaffetz!
	No, it doesn't.
	It says Fast and Furious.
	Do you think we should try to have Lanny participate in press when Fast and Furious and Laura's Tucson case are unsealed?
	It's specific to Fast and Furious.
	That is not true, Mr.
	Attorney General.
	I love it.
	Oops!
	Oops!
	What is he going to do now?
	No, no, no.
	That's about wide receiver.
	Can't you hear it?
	Fast and Furious.
	That means wide receiver.
	I heard it very clearly.
	He does have one retort.
	I'm happy to share it with you.
	Can I ask unanimous consent to give you some extra time to review it?
	That's fine.
	The Laura Tucson case refers to wide.
	It says Fast and Furious.
	We'll let the media have it and we'll play it out.
	That's right.
	We'll give it to Curry and Dvorak and you'll be toast, bitch.
	That's what's going on here.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Did you see this one on television?
	Did you see this one on television anywhere?
	Was this on the news anywhere?
	I didn't see it.
	I didn't see this at all.
	I think Colbert may have played or one of these guys.
	Colbert doesn't count.
	No.
	And the news, you mean like ABC? Yes.
	Compromised network is CBS, you know, run by Viacom, the Hollywood operation, or NBC Universal?
	Yeah, those guys.
	Those guys.
	No, that's not good entertainment.
	No.
	Although I think it is entertaining, but it's not the kind of entertainment they want because there's no celebrity involved.
	That's right.
	You gotta have a celebrity.
	Hmm.
	I know.
	Let's pull out Chris Rock to ratchet up some racial hatred in America.
	They offered you this role.
	You took this role.
	I took this role, yes.
	But if you could be any animal in the animal kingdom, Chris, what would it be?
	What would I be?
	That's a great question!
	If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
	I mean, come on.
	This is Ann Curry, by the way.
	This is the epitome of morning news.
	I wanted to be the lion, you know, king of the jungle and all that, but, you know, that didn't work out.
	Snake is always good, you know, scare people.
	But I'll take the zebra, you know, in honor of our zebra president, you know, black and white.
	White and black?
	That sounded like a Jeppesons, right?
	That sounded like George.
	I meant that.
	I love our president, but he's black and white.
	He appeals to all.
	And that's what I'm going for.
	Good.
	Have you mentioned this to him, by the way?
	Because I wonder how he would react to that analogy you're making.
	You know.
	We ignore the president's whiteness, but it's there.
	It's there.
	We ignore the president's whiteness.
	That's not racist.
	No, not at all.
	That's a horrible thing to say.
	Imagine if I went out and said, I want to be a zebra.
	If I did this, our president's like a zebra, but we ignore his blackness.
	Would I make it out of the studio, you think?
	No, you'd be murdered on the spot.
	Ann Curry would have shivved you.
	I mean, how effed up is that, man?
	That's not okay, Chris Rock.
	That's not okay.
	And you could just put anything in there.
	White, black, red, man, woman, old, young.
	It's all ist.
	Yep.
	I denounce you, Chris Rock.
	I denounce you.
	Yeah, that'll do it.
	I can just hear him sitting in New Jersey going, oh crap, Curry denounced me.
	So, there was a couple of things that took place in the mainstream media that got all worked up about it.
	One of them is this crazy...
	I'm going to have to ask you about this, because first I want to bring...
	This McCain coming out and telling the Obama administration that they can't put up with these leaks anymore, because they're all being done for political reasons?
	Yeah.
	And you've heard this, right?
	Yes, of course.
	Well, I want you to, I'm going to play two clips, and I'm going to ask you a question.
	Okay.
	About, about the logic.
	Okay.
	Behind all this.
	And first is the McCain, this is the overview, is McCain complaining part one.
	And tonight a major scandal threatens the very future of the Obama administration as a senior United States Senator is now accusing the White House of leaking classified information.
	Arizona Senator John McCain says that members of the President's own staff have leaked sensitive national security secrets to media outlets now on numerous occasions.
	Now what makes matters worse, he argues that the goal of these targeted leaks was to depict President Barack Obama as a strong commander in chief ahead of the November election.
	Now there are at least three specific examples of articles in which sensitive data was in fact discussed by unnamed administration officials, including the following information involving the use of drones in Yemen, classified details regarding the so-called Obama kill list, and a highly secretive cyber warfare program that the U.S. is implementing against Iran's nuclear program.
	The release of this information in these articles It harms our national security and puts in danger the lives of the men and women who are sworn to protect it.
	Regardless of how politically useful these leaks may have been to the president, they have to stop.
	These leaks have to stop.
	Okay, the question comes after clip number two, I presume.
	And now Hannity brings McCain onto the show to further discuss this, and then the questions will follow.
	Well, first of all, in the case of the cyber attacks, of course now the Iranians are much more aware.
	Also, by the way, doesn't this give our enemies license to respond in kind now that it has been disclosed?
	This is an ongoing operation in partnership, according to the book, with the Israelis.
	How do you think the Israelis feel right now?
	And so it's a very, very serious breach.
	As far as the drones are concerned, obviously we know that the compromising of specific information concerning the drones is also a compromise.
	And if it wasn't, then why did they have it classified as the most secret and confidential basis?
	Okay, hold on a second.
	All right, I'm ready.
	Okay, here we go.
	Okay, so there's three things that were busted loose by this book and there's all this classified information all leaked out and it needs to be investigated.
	Right.
	So let's start with the first one.
	The using drones in Yemen.
	Apparently, before this book came out a week or so ago, this was a complete secret.
	Now, how did it remain a complete secret after we droned two Americans?
	Where was that?
	Where did that take place?
	In Yemen.
	So, let's see.
	We have droned people in Yemen.
	It was a known fact we were droning people in Yemen.
	We killed Al-Awlaki in Lemon.
	In Yemen.
	We killed his son.
	From now on, it's Lemon.
	We killed his son in Lemon.
	All this was taking place in Yemen.
	Lemon.
	Okay, where's the secret?
	Tell me where the secret is.
	What was the secret that we missed?
	I think the secret is...
	No.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	And I have purchased the book.
	Of course, that's the whole point.
	I mean, someone's making a killing off of this.
	I'm flying to see my daughter today in L.A., so I'm going to finish the rest of this book.
	The secret was the kill list.
	Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	No, no, there were three secrets.
	The kill list, we'll get to that.
	Okay.
	Well, so Lemon was never...
	No, no, no, let me answer.
	Hey, is this Ask Adam or what?
	Okay, go on.
	Lemon was not officially known until Brennan told us about Lemon.
	When Brennan came out with Lemon, then it was officially known.
	That was the setup for the book.
	Because he's the one that said, yes, we use drones in Lemon.
	We should know we use drones there because we had droned the American.
	But no official source...
	We just knew we were using them.
	Hey, I'm not protecting the guy.
	It's an Ask Adam segment, okay?
	Okay, here we go.
	Ask Adam number two.
	All right, number two.
	Now, apparently this was all done supposedly.
	And by the way, what I'm hinting at here is that this entire thing is a really...
	Is this an Ask Adam or are you trying to tell me something?
	Okay, okay, okay.
	How did letting us know about the kill list benefit the president?
	Made him look like a tough guy?
	Yes, that's...
	Or make him look like a douchebag?
	Well, this depends on how you look at it.
	I mean, if you're asking me the question of this being an Ask Adam segment, I believe that the book was written and the New York Times article was published to discredit the president and to make him look like a douchebag.
	And now douchebag number two, John McCain, and boy, I'm happy we didn't get him as president either.
	Now he's coming out and he's just flaming it more to make the president look like a douchebag.
	But he's saying the opposite.
	So he's a liar.
	Of course!
	Of course he's...
	No.
	Really?
	McCain a liar?
	No.
	Okay, the third one.
	So I guess everyone was unaware...
	There's two points to the two parts of this question.
	One...
	There were three parts.
	This is a horrible ask, Adam.
	How do Israelis feel?
	Well...
	How did the Israelis feel?
	I think they were being blamed for the Stuxnet thing and taking credit for it.
	And then we stuck our nose and now we're taking credit for it.
	They feel crappy because they had all the credit.
	It's a tell Adam segment.
	This is not an ask Adam.
	Tell me where I'm wrong.
	That's the question.
	Okay, you're not wrong.
	Now let me have an opinion then.
	Because this is not an ask Adam.
	This is a bogative ask Adam.
	You misuse the jingle.
	So the reason why McCain is saying this, first of all, he is a huge pro-Israeli guy, and I'm sure he's getting paid for being that.
	Oh, yeah.
	And the thing that Joe Biden said was, F the Israelis, man, they took it too far.
	That's why he's taking issue with.
	That's the issue there.
	But let me, this is good, because now we're on drones.
	And I think something else, here's where the danger lies, because he said something right there at the end of the clip.
	In fact, let me play the clip again.
	I don't want to misquote him.
	Well, first of all, in the case of the cyber attacks, of course now the Iranians are much more aware.
	Also, by the way, doesn't this give our enemies license to respond in kind?
	Okay, it was the beginning of the clip, even better.
	I think there's a huge setup for a possible false flag right now.
	Ah, respond in kind.
	Respond in kind.
	They've always had the ability to respond in kind.
	What is new?
	So this is basically putting the meme into the mentality, into the public consciousness.
	It's a false flag.
	And it will come, I think, it will come in the form of a cyber attack.
	Now, this could be the October surprise.
	This could be it.
	Okay, let's stop.
	I'm going to stop you for a second and suggest, if that's the case, and it's going to be an October surprise, how about bringing down the Internet completely?
	Well, you know, Google has already also, of course, Google is set up by In-Q-Tel.
	We know that there's Peter Thiel.
	Everyone is on board with the Google investment.
	Google is already saying, oh, we're going to warn you about state-sponsored attacks on your Gmail.
	They're inferring China, but they're not saying that.
	They're saying state-sponsored attacks, which...
	I think they're implying China.
	Yeah, they're implying China, but they're not saying it.
	I mean, if the U.S. themselves does it, it's also a state-sponsored terror attack.
	Um, so I think the stage is being set for something really bad to happen.
	Now, remember that we have, we just went through all this cyber legislation and, uh, well, it's interesting.
	Um, no, I'll get to that in a second.
	Let me just stay on the drones for a second.
	Because now we're going into a new era.
	Because now we know that our fantastic president, the murderer with a Nobel Peace Prize, his expertise is in cyber warfare with two viri, one that has gotten out of control.
	It got out of control.
	And then he's the drone meister.
	Now what if you take those two, the computer savvy technology and the drones, and you put them into one?
	They soon have one more reason to worry, a new kind of spy drone capable of lingering above a target for days on end.
	It's called the Phantom Eye.
	Boeing tested a prototype a few days ago in California.
	There were a few minor problems, they tell us.
	The landing gear broke.
	But we're told that once all that's fully operational, the Phantom will cruise at an altitude of 65,000 feet.
	And because it uses hydrogen power, we'll be able to fly without refueling for four days.
	That's three times longer than the current batch of reconnaissance drones.
	Trace Gallagher is following this from our West Coast News Hub this afternoon.
	This new drone, pretty impressive, Trace.
	Yeah, it's certainly big enough, Shep.
	I mean, this thing's got a wingspan of 150 feet, which is bigger than a 757, and it's kind of slow.
	Top speed of 150 miles per hour.
	But the fact that it can linger at 65,000 feet makes it, one, very difficult to see, and two, very effective.
	And unlike most drones that have to be kind of controlled remotely by pilots on the ground, the Phantom Eye is controlled almost exclusively by an onboard computer, These things are easily reprogrammable to go after other targets, other missions.
	And so you have the benefit of no man in the loop.
	You don't have to worry about someone having to eat, sleep, or do other things.
	And you're not risking a man.
	You're not jeopardizing someone's life.
	This is fantastic.
	So how about this scenario?
	We've got phantom eyes circling above the United States.
	Just a test.
	And then someone reprograms the computer, which I just heard is easily reprogrammed, easily reprogrammed, and it goes haywire and starts shooting American citizens.
	Okay, well, a couple things.
	One, I'm under the impression that easily reprogrammable...
	The thing gets programmed on the ground.
	No.
	I don't have any indication that this thing gets programmed...
	It can be remotely programmed.
	It goes up, does its thing, comes and lands, and it gets programmed again.
	You also do not have direct line to drone operators and people who are in the kill chain...
	Okay, so you're telling me that you can send a signal to this thing?
	Yes.
	And program it?
	Yes.
	Of course.
	Well, that's not good.
	So I've had an ongoing dialogue.
	All right.
	And there are a number of people who are very, very upset.
	Now, here's the things we have to realize about our drone program.
	Number one, this is not run by the Department of Defense.
	The CIA runs it, right?
	Right.
	And the State Department, Hillary, Lucifer, runs another drone program.
	Here's the thing that's interesting.
	None of these people who operate these drones are actually military.
	They are civilian contractors.
	Which, by the way, if we have any...
	I've been trying to do the research and maybe there was some bill where it was shoved in somewhere and we missed it.
	I believe that it is illegal by international law, not that we stick to it, I believe it's illegal to have civilians fighting on the front lines.
	And technically, you have a civilian flying a drone, killing people in an aggressive situation.
	This is a very big problem.
	And the, I'm just going to go out and say it, I think the majority of people who are actually flying the drones are psychopaths.
	They've been playing video games all their lives, and they're psychopaths.
	And they just love it.
	And I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry, because I feel like I'm shunning fellow aviators.
	But this is a huge...
	Curiously, you've always wanted to fly a drone, and you could talk about it incessantly.
	I am a psychopath.
	There's no doubt about it.
	But of course, there's no way I'd ever get to do this.
	And there's no repercussions.
	You can't go whistleblowing, they kill you.
	You don't get a court-martial if you're a whistleblower in a private contracting company.
	You get fired and killed.
	So this is a very, very big problem.
	Now, to bring it back, I think we're being set up for a false flag.
	I think it's very likely now that it could come in a number of forms.
	If you want to make an impression, if you really want to make an impression and go to war and have it be all out, then you have a drone being taken over.
	We've already seen the setup for this with Iran that landed nicely.
	There's been at least two television episodes where this happened.
	Yeah, yeah.
	By the way, I've set up another little site, killlist.curry.com.
	As of today, I'm going to start tracking.
	So we have 18 more Afghan civilians.
	A busy boy.
	Yeah, well, I've got a good system for this, killlist.curry.com.
	I'm just going to put links to stories in there so we can just count.
	The killlist, killlist.curry.com, 18 more Af...
	Okay, you've got one thing on here.
	Well, I'm starting it as of today.
	Oh, okay.
	So every week, or at the beginning of every month, we can do a tally.
	I like it.
	There's no politics here.
	Eighteen more Afghan civilians join Obama's mass murder victim list.
	We need a jingle for this.
	Mass murder victim list?
	Yeah.
	Well, sir, Jeff is listening.
	You never know if we get lucky.
	That's the headline, I guess, on something.
	So, there's some other stuff that I've been looking at.
	This is not really kill list type stuff, but a document came out, Air Force Instruction 14-104, 23rd of April 2012, Oversight of Intelligence Activities.
	This document explains exactly what...
	Now, this is about the Air Force, but I think legally it could probably be used under anyone's authority for national target and training activities.
	What this document says is if we accidentally see you doing something that you shouldn't be doing while we're just kind of browsing around, they can transfer that information.
	In fact, they are obliged to transfer that information.
	Within a 90-day period to either another Department of Defense entity or government agency whose function it pertains so that they can then go bust you for whatever you're doing.
	Well, they need the 90 days because when you see somebody doing something, first you can flip them.
	You've got 90 days to see if maybe they'll start working for you because you can extort them now, right?
	And if they don't play ball, you turn them over to the cops.
	But the thing that I'm most worried about...
	The CIA... They run the show.
	They drone the pipelines, the drug routes, whatever.
	They're in their own universe.
	Their only job is to just make sure the drugs get into America or wherever they have to go.
	Europe and Russia.
	Make sure that the money comes into the American banks.
	That's what they're doing.
	Fine.
	I'm okay.
	That's been going on for a long time.
	Hillary clippity-clop, good.
	She's in charge of the oil cabal.
	Her job is to make sure we drone anyone who's in the way, predominantly Russia, who want to have Libya, Lemon, and Syria.
	But the thing that I'm afraid of, and you're going to see this happening, is when...
	Department of Homeland Security is in charge of drones.
	That's when we're effed.
	And I think we're going to see that very soon.
	We just have to be on the lookout for it.
	You'll see Department of Homeland Security.
	When Janet Napolitano has her hand on the switch, that's when we have to be very worried.
	Well, I want to discuss that a little bit in a minute because I took a couple flights, and of course there's always good for anecdotes.
	But I think we've got to back up a little bit on this drone story as you discussed it.
	What is Hillary doing with her drones?
	The State Department has a huge fleet of aircraft.
	They've got...
	I mean, she has her own...
	Look, she's in partnership now with Special Forces.
	Yeah, she is...
	But we don't know anything specifically.
	Has she got a kill list herself?
	Is she killing people?
	We don't know yet.
	I mean...
	All right, and let's back up to the...
	Well, let me say this.
	I went to state.gov, typed in the search box, do you have a kill list, and no results came up.
	I mean, what do you want to say?
	A kill list probably will eventually.
	So, let's go to this plane, this new drone that hovers for four days running on hydrogen.
	I'm not even sure.
	I guess it's using it.
	Which makes, by the way, that makes zero sense unless there's something I don't know about hydrogen power plants.
	I think it's just to say that it'll make a really nice explosion if it crash lands because it was taken over by a computer hacker.
	The hydrogen doesn't really explode with any...
	Well, although I have to say, the hydrogen cars, they have to have...
	The tanks are 10,000...
	Yeah, but this is like nuclear energy.
	When you say hydrogen, people think, oh, just like the Hindenburg, that was bad.
	Yeah, no, this will be a motor, the hydrogen motor, but they're so inefficient, I don't see why they'd use them.
	But okay, I'll just let that slide and I'll look into it.
	Mm-hmm.
	But at 65,000 feet, they can obviously, you know, look down and check things out, and no one's going to see them, and I don't think they're going to be armed because it's a pretty long shot.
	But did you notice the story that, it reminded me of the story that came out, like, I guess a week ago that we didn't discuss, where the Hubble guys that were worried about the Hubble telescope going offline, they said, look, we got, the government gave them two telescopes that were pointed at the U.S. that are stronger than the Hubble.
	Yeah, whoops.
	And so they say, here, take these.
	Oh, great, these are even better than the Hubble.
	Now, when the Hubble was built, all the paranoid nutcases were going, oh my God, the only reason we're making the Hubble is because they're going to turn it around and spy on the Americans.
	And the Hubble guy says, no, no, no, we're astronomers.
	We're going to use it for what we use it for.
	We're not going to do that.
	And so they did.
	They used it for looking for stars.
	Meanwhile, there were two other ones that were built to do that.
	Yeah.
	And then they turn them over.
	They're more powerful.
	This is one other thing I wanted to ask you.
	This is a quick side note.
	You know how everyone in the techie world is like, you know, all jerking off about, oh, SpaceX, oh, Elon Musk, oh, he's so awesome.
	What the F is he transporting?
	No one asked that question.
	So, yeah, you docked with the International Space Station.
	What the hell was going on up there?
	There was a list of it.
	What?
	I saw it.
	It was a bunch of clothing and hats and cables and bullcrap.
	Oh, so they were just bringing food, water and blankets.
	Yeah, water and blankets and probably some cash.
	Did they take anything back?
	No, I don't think so.
	I think they just sent the thing back, or maybe they peed in it.
	So anyway, there's a second part to this possible false flag event, John.
	That's another thing I want to talk about, but go on with your theory.
	Well, the only theories I have is just by looking at a broad scala of media, my media diet, which, by the way, most people would die if you ate my diet.
	I'm fortified against this.
	There's a new book out called We Are Anonymous.
	Have you heard of this book?
	Yeah, I have as a matter of fact.
	Written by, I don't know, do you know this woman?
	Parmy Olson.
	Parmy?
	Parmy Olsen.
	She's British.
	She's kind of cute.
	She's highly annoying.
	And she writes for Forbes magazine.
	And I went to Forbes and I got her bio here.
	I track, so the little contributor profile.
	Is it Harmy or Harmony?
	Parmy.
	Papa Alpha Romeo Mike Yankee.
	Olson.
	Parmy.
	Parmy.
	As in Parmesan.
	Yeah, Parmy.
	As in grated cheese.
	Exactly.
	Parmy Olson, O-L-S-O-N. About me.
	I track people who are disrupting the world of technology and beyond.
	Nonconformists, innovators, and agitators are this blog's unsung heroes.
	From innovative entrepreneurs to scientists to rebellious hackers.
	Well, hello, how come you're not interviewing us, grated cheese girl?
	We're the ones that you...
	Anyway, so she's written the book.
	But just listen to what she's saying.
	It's very annoying, and she's come out of nowhere.
	I don't know where this woman comes from.
	Yeah, this is classic.
	Right?
	So, who is drawn to this?
	I mean, who are the people that make up anonymous?
	Well, there's a very wide range of people with a wide range of motivations.
	Anonymous is kind of spun out of a culture of trolling on the internet, messing with people, pranking people.
	Now, do you hear what's happening here?
	She's tying anonymous to bullying, John.
	Listen very carefully.
	For fun.
	And in the last few years, it's taken on a more serious approach with activism or hacktivism.
	And so you have people who are getting involved because they enjoy doing online pranks and getting involved with stunts.
	And also people who want to make a difference in the world, a positive difference.
	A socio-political cause can often be attached to the stunts that they pull off.
	John, does this have national security implications when you think about WikiLeaks and that?
	It certainly does.
	This is just a Forbes dude.
	I mean, WikiLeaks was the most single.
	He's her handler, actually, is what I'm thinking now.
	That sounds like it.
	He's got the right...
	...in breach of national security information in the history of this country in terms of volume.
	And it wasn't done by a foreign intelligence agency.
	It was done by the groups that this book is about for social reasons, political reasons.
	You talk, though, Parmi, that they want to make a difference politically and socially, but they also admit, William in particular, that they sometimes just like...
	William is one of the hacktivists he interviewed for the book.
	Now, this is on the Today Show, I'm guessing, because of the voices I'm hearing.
	Yeah, it's Oprah's beard and Charlie Rose.
	People destroying people's lives, really just turning things upside down.
	Bullying.
	Yeah, the way William, one of the key interviewees in the book describes it is it's a way to waste a night.
	Yeah.
	So going through the whole night and harassing people on Facebook and then talking about it with his friends on a particular image board.
	What is an image board?
	Have you ever heard of an image board?
	Because what she means there is 4chan, I think, because they have basically image boards.
	But it's just interesting to hear what her incredible knowledge is.
	Well, it's interesting that she would use this term.
	This to me, hold on a second, let's look up image board on the book of knowledge.
	Well, yeah, maybe it's in there.
	Yeah, there it is, right at the top.
	Wikipedia.
	Image board is a type of internet forum which operates mostly via posting images.
	Yeah, it's 4chan.
	It's 4chan.
	Well, no, I think they're talking about the newer ones, like Pinterest.
	No, no, because she mentions 4chan.
	Okay.
	She mentioned it specifically.
	Image boards, similar to a bulletin board system, we use a variety of topics, image boards.
	Now, this is not a normally used term.
	No, no.
	I mean, I've never heard it around the house.
	I've never heard it.
	I've never heard my daughter use it.
	I've never used it myself.
	No, no, no.
	So this is something that came, I believe, when I started hearing stuff like this, Here they get the image boards of Futaba Channel, 4chan.
	Only people that would be discussing it using this term would be an intelligence agent.
	Right.
	Let's listen to the, just to finish this up.
	And again, this is kind of what speaks to the real split in Anonymous.
	There are people who want it to go in a serious direction, and people who think it should go back to its roots and fun at other people's expense.
	And within this culture, which is what I found fascinating and why I started writing the book, is there's this own kind of set of rules and etiquette and people's morals and sense of consequences in the real world get slightly warped because they start to, they become quite different online to how they are in real life.
	Radicalized.
	And Anonymous almost amplifies that to the sense that, you know, you can have an alter ego online, but with Anonymous you also get justification and purpose.
	So the way I see it is bullying leads to radicalization.
	And this woman, I think she may be MI6, and the guy with her is CIA. What am I thinking?
	Before all this, I had stints at the BBC, and as a radio journalist, she says.
	Stints.
	Stints.
	She's on Twitter.
	She's got a measly 3,600 followers, so she hasn't been on too long.
	What has she tweeted recently?
	Has she tweeted anything?
	Please do.
	She's just plugging her book.
	I think it may have time to check that out.
	Is it out yet?
	She just came out.
	She's talking about her book.
	Let me see if I can find it.
	I should get her on the big book show.
	She's coming out soon by A. Greenberg.
	She's plugging somebody else's book.
	Been doing publicity for the last couple of days, book.
	Glad it turned up.
	Hope you enjoy it.
	Glad to hear.
	Well, let's say thanks, thanks, thanks, and we go to the bottom.
	Right.
	But let me just, now I have some credibility.
	I have a credibility clip here of Miss Parmy Grated Cheese Olsen.
	So, Charlie Rose asked the right thing, but listen to her answer.
	What can you do to protect yourself if, in fact, you're PayPal or companies like that that have financial consequences?
	Okay, if you're PayPal or companies like that.
	How does she answer?
	You know, I think it's just kind of the basic things.
	If you're an individual, you want to have a different password.
	That wasn't the question.
	Every single web account, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn.
	Wait, wait.
	Back it up.
	Back it up and ask the question again.
	And then I want to catch this.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	What can you do to protect yourself if, in fact, you're PayPal or companies like that that have financial consequences?
	You know, I think it's just kind of the basic things.
	If you're an individual, you want to have a different password for every single web account, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn.
	Keep it long.
	Make it several words if you can, like a song lyric.
	Those tend to be the...
	This is your anti-hacker advice?
	Use a song lyric as your password?
	Keep it long?
	Use separate passwords for all accounts?
	Really?
	Parmy?
	Strongest.
	And companies and government agencies just need to make sure that their networks are as protected as they can be because Anonymous, one of the things I found out from writing this book is it's not the calculating malevolent group that people think it is.
	It's actually quite messy.
	It's lots of little groups who are quite opportunistic and they're taking advantage of the vulnerabilities that are out there and often attaching a cause to what they've done afterwards.
	Anyway.
	So I'm seeing a...
	So she went right from whatever those little jobs were to London Bureau Chief of Forbes?
	Yeah, that's when she got hired.
	I mean, recruited.
	Huh.
	Yeah.
	She's kind of cute, though, which makes it even worse, you know.
	Well, that's not unusual.
	I mean...
	Cute spies is horrible.
	Cute spies, what you do.
	I mean, it's like you said, what they said to you, any cute girl in Russia is KGB. Yeah.
	Well, I think it was any hooker was KGB. Well, that's probably the same, but probably every good-looking woman in Russia.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I went to the hooker boat.
	They were not cute.
	Not in 1988, at least.
	They didn't have any, you know, no makeup.
	So anyway, so this is a spy.
	We hereby out Parmy Olson, no relation to the Olson twins, as a MI6 agent and her handler, the CIA guy.
	And how did she get this book deal?
	Come on.
	And she doesn't know crap.
	Forbes London bureau chief since 2008, interviewing British billionaires like Philip Green and controversial figures like Mohammed Al-Fayed.
	Yeah.
	He's also...
	Those aren't interviews you get without...
	Without being...
	Oh, yeah.
	I wrote last year's Billionaires cover story on Russia's Yuri Milner and broke stories like the Facebook-Spotify partnership.
	Oh!
	You should be on Twit.
	You probably will be.
	You know, Leo asked me to be on Twit.
	Again?
	Did he ask you?
	Yeah, hello, I'm Stellar.
	Did he ask you?
	I already told him I'm not doing Twit this week because I just got back from Washington.
	I got a bunch of crap to do.
	Okay.
	Well, I can't do it because I'm flying to L.A. right after the show.
	I'm going to see my daughter.
	Oh, you'll never get on again.
	Oh, damn.
	Oh, crap.
	I was happy I could say no with a legitimate reason.
	That's kind of good.
	I'll say yes next time.
	It's just like this time it's like, oh, sorry.
	I really can't do it.
	I'm not being a douche.
	I just can't do it.
	Anyway, but I do hear a connection there between anonymous and bullying.
	I think that's concerning.
	You saw it, but nobody else has put it together.
	It looks like a lead-in.
	That's what I would call it.
	A lead-in.
	So when the false flag comes, we'll see who gets blamed.
	So let's go back to this.
	I think the false flag, I still think it's going to be an attack on the internet, not somebody taking over a drone.
	Especially that drone.
	Because that drone's not armed.
	In order for it to be perceived as an attack on the internet, either A, I don't think you can shut it down.
	I don't think there's one thing that's going to make it all go away.
	You can?
	No.
	If the government's involved and they just tell them to turn the switches off.
	Yeah, but that's not a false flag.
	You need to have some kind of a...
	No, but it would be an attack that would start to propagate and everyone would say, oh my god, nobody can stop it.
	You can't stop it.
	And then you just shut it down.
	No, no, no.
	And you also have Obama who can shut it down by law if he sees something bad happening.
	Yeah, but that's not it.
	That's not what I can...
	Open the book.
	Because, you know, there's only...
	I'm putting in the book, internet going down.
	Okay, I'm saying Facebook goes down.
	Why?
	Because Facebook is perceived by most of the sheeple as the internet.
	Two, it's a great hedge.
	It's a great put.
	What do you call it?
	To put or a call?
	Yeah, no, what do you call it?
	Pass, pass line, no pass.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	If you're on the inside and you know this is going to happen, just like 9-11, and a lot of people bought a put option.
	Oh, it's a good investment.
	Yes.
	You short it.
	Short, that's the word I was looking for.
	So you put a short on Facebook because they'll take Facebook down.
	Because that will get people's attention.
	Oh, man.
	You know, we can have Obama killing people.
	We can have drones flying overhead.
	But you take away people's Facebook?
	And we already had a little test blip.
	Remember, it was down for a couple hours?
	A little test blip.
	Write this in the book.
	I'm calling cyber attack on Facebook.
	It would make so much sense.
	And then the stock collapses.
	I'm taking $500 that I have in my shoe and I'm going to get a short on Facebook for October.
	Puts are better.
	Whatever it is.
	If you know for sure, puts are good.
	Puts normally just lose your money.
	But if you know something's going to happen for sure, put is the way to go because it's got a lot of leverage.
	So do I buy an October put or a November put or what is it?
	Well, I don't know what's available.
	I'd have to look.
	You know, they won't be.
	Actually, most of the options...
	I'm so sophisticated as an investor.
	Yeah, that's right.
	This is, like, not a good idea to even go into.
	Why?
	What do you mean I can't go into it?
	No, I mean, because you're just going to probably lose your money.
	But somehow...
	Yeah, but...
	No, I like the idea, but you don't know what the stock is.
	The stock could already be two bucks a share.
	Let me ask you...
	No, no, no.
	I'm just asking you, ask John a question.
	Okay, I'm going to go right now.
	We're going to go look it up.
	Here's my question, okay?
	If I buy a put on Facebook for, let's say, November, so we have October Surprise, so then it's either October...
	Okay, here's the ones that are available.
	You got September, you got December 12th.
	That's the one you'd want.
	Okay.
	It's not the 12th, but September 2012.
	Okay.
	So let's see what we got.
	But what, yeah, do we have a low number?
	I'm looking at puts right now.
	See, you can buy a $10 put for $0.20.
	That means at $0.20 you start making money, which means every time it goes to $9, you make your money 5x.
	That's my question.
	So what if it goes to $11, then?
	Then I lose?
	You lose all your money.
	Oh, okay.
	So that may be too low.
	Okay.
	$17 is my number.
	$17 is $0.91 a share.
	So that's not...
	So, wow, a lot of people believe it's going to go to $17, apparently.
	No, that's not bad.
	91 cents.
	So if I have $500 and it's at 17...
	You lose all your money.
	It has to go to $15.50 before you...
	Well, actually, 91 cents has to go to $16.10.
	Let's say it goes to 10 and I have...
	If it goes to 10?
	Yes.
	How much money do I make?
	It'll make probably 10X. So it'll make $5,000?
	Yeah, probably.
	That's crap.
	Well...
	That's what it looks like.
	What a stupid game.
	I could be wrong.
	I want to make like 10,000x.
	How do I make 1,000x?
	It might be 100x.
	I might be just looking at this oddly.
	I don't have my...
	I need a pen.
	I need my abacus.
	The popular one right now is the 20 puts.
	There's a lot of open interest.
	They're $1.70.
	Where's my abacus?
	Actually, I think the 20 puts a good bet anyway.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	No.
	Look, I'm not that interested.
	I'm saying that this is what I... If I was them...
	This is how I'd do it.
	I'd have false flag attack in October.
	Facebook goes down.
	A false flag against Facebook?
	It's ludicrous!
	No!
	It's all PR! It's not ludicrous.
	Do you have any idea?
	Remember, people don't give a crap.
	People don't even give a crap about people being killed anywhere anymore.
	They don't care.
	But you take away the Facebook, then people will care.
	Then it's like, hey man, President Obama, get your flamer out.
	Get your drones going.
	We gotta bring our Facebook back.
	That's what people will care about.
	It will be the news for months.
	I wonder if anybody in the intelligence community listens to this show and goes, you know, Bill, that's not a bad idea.
	That's a great idea.
	Which then makes it unfair to put it in the book, because you're actually telling him what to do.
	Maybe you're coding the message.
	Yeah, 33.
	I'm telling you right now, it's just lame.
	Well, what's your idea then?
	Your idea is turning off the internet.
	No, that's not lame.
	Well, you do turn off Facebook when you turn off the internet.
	No, you just throw a virus into their servers, one that they can't get to.
	Facebook is the way to go.
	Facebook is the way to go.
	I know what you're saying in some sick way, but...
	Now I'm sick?
	It's kind of pathetic.
	Now I'm sick?
	Thanks.
	No, not you.
	You're not a big Facebook user.
	In fact...
	Yeah, you don't use it at all.
	I don't use it.
	I only have an account.
	Yeah, I use it to track my daughter and to terrorize her friends.
	Right.
	Which is great.
	Bully.
	I'm a total bully.
	So let me take a look.
	I guess September...
	I'm still looking over the tweets.
	You're still trying to figure out...
	John, we're going to be rich!
	We'll have $5,000 of rich!
	March, April, May.
	Of course, we have to pay taxes over that.
	And then I can't use the 500 bucks for six months, five months.
	You get me cheap there anyway, June.
	This is weird.
	Okay, well, anyway, I'll figure it out later.
	We have the big Rio plus 20 coming up, which means 20 years.
	More of the same.
	It was 20 years ago today that Agenda 21 would play.
	So it's in Rio, and we have now the UNEP. UNEP. The United Nations Economic Policy Program, UNEP. And this is the new guys to look out for.
	They're the ones that are going to try and set policy for Agenda 21 and global warming.
	And let me just give you a couple of them before I play this clip, which is quite nice.
	And I remember we read the most recent report.
	Well, you didn't.
	I did, so you don't have to.
	We're going to manage the expectations of people about global warming and climate change by telling them how horrible everything is going to be with the cyclones and the mass movement of internally displaced persons.
	And it's just going to be a horrible, horrible, horrible scenario.
	And the Christian Science Monitor came out with a report with some interesting language in it.
	We're always looking forward.
	We're now, this is my favorite word, we're at the tipping point, John.
	Ugh!
	You okay?
	Report.
	Humans near tipping point that could dramatically change Earth.
	Unless humanity deals with the underlying causes that could be pushing Earth's biosphere towards such a change, the results could lead to a social and economic instability written by the researchers in a study unveiled Wednesday in the journal Nature.
	The underlying triggers that the researchers say could lead to a global ecological tipping point Have a familiar ring.
	Population growth and the resulting thirst for resources with their effects on land use, climate, and habitats.
	We must kill all the people.
	So tipping point is the new meme.
	This is it.
	We're at the tipping point.
	It's like peak oil of people.
	We're at peak people, everybody.
	Actually, I looked at this...
	Peak people.
	I looked at...
	Well, anyway, so the compromise, the news organization NBC, with the joker, that is Brian Williams, who used to do reports in New York locally about plastic surgeons and the women who visit them.
	I know because my ex-wife was on one of his reports.
	And he was hitting up on all these women, too, by the way.
	He's a total douchebag.
	And so he does a report, and I just have to say...
	The science is in!
	...to domestic news, specifically the news today about our weather and our climate.
	Oh, wait a minute!
	I thought these two...
	Stop the presses.
	I thought weather is not climate?
	John, just remind me.
	Whenever there's a snowstorm, we are reminded by these same compromised news organizations and scientists, weather is not climate.
	Is this correct, John?
	Is this not what I've been taught?
	That has been the theme, yes.
	Weather is not climate.
	This is what I've been told.
	I'm very confused now.
	Brian Williams.
	Well, they changed it.
	The final numbers are in, and it's official now.
	This spring was the warmest in the recorded history of the United States.
	Woo-hoo!
	Also the 12-month period since they started keeping track.
	These stats make for much more than just a curiosity.
	The impact on the world we live in is as big as the raging and early wildfires they're fighting right now.
	Do you hear what's happening here?
	They're taking the exact same script and saying, horrible things, wildfires, it's all because of, well, let's see.
	In the American West.
	Our report tonight from our chief environmental affairs correspondent, Ann Thompson.
	One glance at his fruit-laden peach trees, the biggest crop ever, tells Illinois farmer Chris Eckert the weather is unusual.
	We've had to really hustle to get all of our work done in time to be ready to harvest a crop because normally we'd have another three weeks to get everything in place.
	Okay, so this is the weather and the weather has grown the peaches big.
	Not a bad thing, by the way, but the guy had to hustle.
	The impact of our warming world visible in America's farmlands.
	Early strawberries in New York.
	Mmm, I love them strawberries!
	Early wheat in Kansas.
	I love that wheat!
	Harvesting on Memorial Day instead of July 4th.
	Oh, they had to work on a different holiday.
	This is the first one that I can remember, so it's one for the books.
	One for the books!
	Northern Michigan's cherry processors stand empty.
	A warm march followed by a frost decimated 90% of the crop.
	No cherry for you!
	And killed hundreds of jobs.
	Killed the jobs!
	Now local makers of cherry products must look overseas.
	This year we're going to be sourcing some cherries from Poland.
	It was a record warm January through May in some 100 U.S. cities, triggering allergies, mosquitoes, ticks, and record wildfire.
	Oh no, wildfire, ticks, mosquitoes, and allergies?
	In Colorado, the issue is bears.
	We anticipate a pretty busy summer.
	Out of hibernation early and drought conditions could send hungry bears to where people live.
	Hungry bears.
	What does this all do to John?
	What could be causing this horrible weather?
	The food may not be there later in the year.
	At least not in a plentiful supply.
	So that's what we worry about.
	Cut to our expert now standing on the car-lined honking streets of New York City.
	For the past 12 months, every state in the lower 48 had warmer than average temperatures, except one.
	Climatologists say we're in unprecedented territory, and one of the suspects, greenhouse gases, created when we burn oil, coal, and gasoline.
	These types of warm weather outbreaks for a prolonged period of time is what we would expect with climate change.
	Wait a minute!
	I thought the weather is not climate!
	I'm confused!
	They changed it.
	If it suits them, weather is climate.
	If it doesn't suit them, weather is not climate.
	Hungry bears.
	Hungry bears coming to get you and eat you.
	By the way, they tried this hottest year on record in 2010.
	Yeah.
	And it failed.
	And it started snowing.
	Somebody cherry picked the date and somebody found them out.
	It started snowing.
	And well, there's that.
	And so they slowly walked backwards out of the room, keeping an eye on everyone, and then disappeared and waited for another year or two to try it again.
	So we just have to wait for the real data to come in.
	The science is end!
	Science!
	Science!
	The science is in!
	Science!
	You having fun?
	Well, what can I say?
	I'm going to show myself old by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	Hungry bears.
	In the morning.
	Yes, those hungry bears.
	You have to watch out.
	William Powers, we want to thank, from Kansas City, Missouri.
	$121.97 in the morning, John and Adam.
	I don't know if it's the right box, but the only one on the screen, so I'll assume it's the right box.
	Long-time boner.
	First-time donor.
	I felt I had to contribute something after the multiple-minute call-out on Thursday's show, so I figured I'd chip in a few bucks and take it easy on the take...
	Take it easy on the takeout this month.
	Oh, the takeout.
	Takeout food.
	He needs a dedouching.
	Adam, you mentioned your wedding schedule and why it pains me to say it.
	I think we would all understand if you decided to take the show before your wedding day off or after.
	The day off.
	Whatever.
	He's requesting some job karma, so he needs a dedouching job karma.
	He needs to wheedle my workplace into finding new shifts for me next semester so it won't ruin my ability to wake up for classes.
	The overnights just won't do anymore.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Good luck and fair wins in your wedding bonanza.
	I hope you make it to some sort of meet-up nearest to Kansas City.
	On the Hot Pockets 09.
	Hot Pockets.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	Richard Talmo in Parts Unknown, $121.21.
	Donating on bath salts.
	I can't hear that voice.
	So I think this is your first donation from someone lifted on that.
	John, please read this in your best bath salts voice.
	I have bath salts.
	This is probably another annoying donation due to Adam's tweet appearance on 520.
	I heard the name Curry.
	I made the MTV connection.
	I was impressed with your presence and knowledge and that it was.
	You had me at Facebook is overvalued.
	I checked up on you on a resource that would learn you effectively call the book of knowledge and made the obvious connect.
	Wikipedia mentioned you claim to be bi-curious.
	I did some further research and there was someone named Mickey.
	Could it be?
	Did Adams bi-curiosity just migrate to bi?
	I learned otherwise.
	That's a good basalt voice.
	I like it.
	It's kind of Adderall-y.
	Yeah, that's nice.
	Well, cool.
	Anyway, he's making fun of Mickey's name.
	He didn't ask for any karma or nothing.
	Can I just say that I've been researching, and we'll get into that after the second half of the show, or in the second half.
	I've been researching bath salts, and if you just research this, it is amazing.
	People are doing an entire running, documenting.
	Okay, you know, I just did it intravenously.
	You know, or I just snorted it, or I just smoked it.
	There's a bunch of people out there that love to experiment on themselves.
	A bunch, a bunch.
	John, thousands of people are doing this.
	Yes, this is true.
	And they're tracking it.
	They're saying, well, I, you know, on bath salts.
	Don't stick it in your ear, man.
	It's like, I felt like I needed to do something.
	I just cleaned up my office.
	It's like, okay.
	This is good stuff.
	All right.
	I'm sorry.
	Continue.
	Patrick Mackum in Mount Vernon, New York, $111.11.
	And I do want to mention something.
	Maybe it's in here.
	I'll wait until the end.
	John Smith, St.
	Petersburg, Florida, $100.
	Looking over PayPal numbers I sent to Rand Paul that could have been sent to No Agenda.
	Please call out Rand Paul as a douchebag, along with the GOP. Douchebag!
	I'm more grateful than ever that Adam and John have never compromised.
	If I hear a Monsanto commercial on this podcast, I will have nothing left, man!
	Monsanto!
	Danny Baker in Morristown, Tennessee, $100.
	Joan Dodefray in Morgantown, your favorite place, West Virginia.
	Motown.
	$100.
	Please accept this donation in hopes that you won't give up on the Sunday show.
	We never said that.
	We said...
	Take July off.
	Yeah.
	I live for the bi-weekly podcasts.
	My house would be a mess without them because I listen to you guys while I clean, which I hate doing.
	Do I qualify for a podcast license now that I'm on a monthly $33.33 donor?
	Yes, you do.
	Love you guys and keep up the awesome work.
	Yes, you do.
	Oh, Joni.
	Yes, you do, Joni.
	I can't do...
	Because you get a podcast license, which is firstname, lastname.podcastlicense.com.
	I can't do an apostrophe.
	Just make it D-A. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
	It means of Eau de Frey, so you could just say Eau de Frey.
	No, I'm going to do Eau de Frey.
	Ask her what she wants.
	Christopher Luna, San Antonio, Texas, 100.
	John and Adam, keep up the great work on the show, a.k.a.
	the best podcast in the universe.
	Much love and thanks.
	Crit Nicholas Stowe in Austin, Texas, right down the street from you, he says.
	That's right.
	Donation number three towards my knighthood, Mr.
	Nick in Austin.
	Mr.
	Nick, I'll be at Halcyon on Saturday.
	We're there every Saturday.
	Come and I'll buy you a coffee.
	What the heck is that?
	It's this great place in Austin, on 4th and I think Guadalupe.
	And their motto is, everything bad for you.
	Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol.
	They got it all.
	And smack.
	Black Knight McTank.
	Playa del Rey in California.
	$100.
	Shifting to Sydney.
	Sunday contributions.
	Any chance you would play the Sunday services soundbite?
	If it's too long, then how about bullshit Huntsman Karma for No Agenda listeners, producers, knights, and hosts?
	We can do...
	I can give it all.
	I can give it all.
	Yeah, do the whole thing.
	Yeah.
	Let him have it.
	My children, it's a Sunday morning service.
	Tell us just for No Agenda.
	Can we get some out of courage?
	You're gonna get a little chance to go over Lord help us Bullshit You've got karma Hello.
	Wonderful.
	Hello.
	Patrick Floyd in Las Gadas, California.
	Say it.
	Guilty of an inebriated donation.
	Okay, here we go.
	He's guilty.
	Let's see.
	You once again have reassured by complete and utter skepticism of all things Ministry of Truth.
	He's drunk.
	Hello.
	Okay, here we go.
	Once again reassured by complete and utter skepticism of all things Ministry of Truth.
	Derp.
	As of lately, I want to thank you both for the best...
	Podcast in the multiverse.
	I wanted to give a karma shout to my two particular slaves named Will Rudder and Garrick Penn.
	The latter for telling me about no agenda.
	Now a donor, not a boner.
	Slaves, XP. You've got karma.
	John, I just gotta say, I love you, man.
	I love you.
	I love you, man.
	Ross Brooks in Berkeley, California, 88.
	That's a nice number.
	We should promote that more.
	Long-time donor.
	Long-time listener, first-time donor.
	I have a short article at the gradedepressed.com that your listeners might like.
	How about mentioning us?
	I don't make any money off it, but I want to spread it around for free.
	Maybe some karma for the thoughts.
	Yeah, karma it is.
	Gradedepressed.com.
	Karma.
	I'm going to go see it right now.
	We should have a mention on that thing.
	Yeah, I guess.
	Sir Yaz in Linden, North Carolina, 8333.
	Please refer me to Sir Yaz.
	That's what we did.
	Can I get a Don't Be a Denier jingle with a duck call slide whistle?
	Thank you for the media assassination.
	Don't be a denier!
	The science is in!
	Well, that sucked.
	Yeah, that was kind of bad.
	Gochi Madubata in Lakewood, Ohio, 80.
	First time donor, finally figured out how to stop my recurring donation to Invisible Children after listening to you.
	Whoa, yeah, thank you.
	I had to give you the same amount that I donated to them, so here's $80.
	Keep up the good work.
	Thank you.
	James Barnett, Southampton, Hampshire, 7388.
	Please accept this humble donation from Gitmo Nation East, where I will be working for free and told to camp under a bridge in the rain by my A4E slave master.
	At least I'll be kept busy by cleaning up after the elite's party.
	Better do a good job or it's jackboot to the face.
	If I'm a good slave, they may pay me indented cans of dog food.
	I got a shiv made out of melted Jubilee flags to protect my stash of dog food cans, which I'll need in 2013.
	To all the people in Greece that don't have an extensive stash of dog food to take and live off of.
	Have a nice summer break.
	We'll let C-SPAN CNN and Fox, you need some R&R to get away from the war zone, media war zone.
	Regards, James, G7GIJ, 73s and 88s.
	Yeah, 73s and 88s.
	That's why the 73-88.
	You've got karma.
	I love that he's got shivs made out of jubilee flags.
	It's good.
	It's a good idea.
	Send a picture.
	I want to say, $73.88 is a great donation for me.
	Yes, $73.88.
	Send a picture of your shiv.
	Robin Benelli in Happy Valley, Oregon.
	Here we go.
	It's kept up.
	$69.69.
	I'm donating on behalf of my longtime boner husband, Sean McKinney.
	For his birthday present, which falls on tomorrow's show, which is today.
	She came in on Saturday.
	For his birthday, please de-douche him and call out one of his friends and fellow listener, Chris Farva Anderson, as a douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	We're not donating.
	Also, if it's not too much to ask, I'd love to get a shot at karma for us as well as we go to quit our slave jobs and open our own home business-based business, which are going all right, but could always use a little extra help so we can continue living the American dream.
	We're just scraping by.
	Thanks, you guys, for the work you do.
	Good luck with that.
	Good luck.
	You've got karma.
	Karma for the new biz.
	Andrew Lemesini in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
	6969.
	Wasn't planning on donating this amount anymore, but I'm too tired.
	Okay.
	But last week's challenge to end the donation amount demanded action.
	Waited for Sunday like a good boy, Adam.
	I might have a trailer for you, but it's a bit of a long shot.
	My neighbor has one.
	He's a pretty down-to-earth guy, and that's the stretch.
	If you're interested, you got my info.
	If not, just poo-poo it on the air.
	I'm not poo-pooing anything.
	Hit me up, adam at curry.com.
	Send me an email.
	Let me know what's going on.
	Colorado Springs is not Texas.
	But, you know.
	There's things that can be done.
	Paul Schneider, Edmonton, Alberta.
	6969.
	Paul Schneider.
	Sir Thomas Nussbaum.
	Nussbaum, please wish St.
	Nicole a happy birthday on the 12th.
	Which means, I love you long time.
	And he wants to meet you on the 2009 tour so he can bump rings.
	Holy crap, we got a bunch of 69-69s.
	This should probably end now on Thursday because I think we're out of steam.
	Gary Whitehead, BSB, 6969.
	These are all 6969.
	We won't have to mention that.
	Get laid karma.
	What else?
	The show's great.
	Keep it going.
	But Adam should really have a week off for his wedding.
	You know, it's very interesting that...
	I got a lot of notes from people saying, please don't take July off, but you should have your wedding week off.
	Yeah, I should take that one day off.
	I could do a clip show.
	Oh, God, no.
	Not a clip show, but a real clip show.
	Oh, God, no.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	You've just convinced me I'm doing a show.
	You crazy?
	I'm not going to have another one of those debacles.
	It wasn't a debacle.
	People loved that clip show.
	It was a debacle because you weren't in it.
	That would be part of the problem.
	James Allen Lodberg in Reichstad.
	Someone else should do a clip show.
	One of our producers should do a clip show.
	You can do a two and a half hour clip show of John and I just being awesome.
	And you think I'm going to complain about that?
	No.
	6969 Karma for me and my sweet, sweet webcam girl.
	And please do all the shows in July.
	Toot, toot.
	We love the webcam girls.
	You've got karma.
	Told you.
	Hundreds of thousands of them.
	Raleigh Hawk in Anna, Illinois.
	69-69.
	I'd like some 12th anniversary karma for my smoking hot wife and myself.
	Oh, yeah.
	You're getting some tonight, my brother.
	You've got karma.
	Wow, John.
	The 69 Swasso Nuff list is big.
	It's huge.
	Nathan Marshall.
	Grand Forks, North Dakota.
	We continue.
	It's surer to you.
	I have been...
	Oh, here we go.
	I've been drinking a wonderful single ball scotch.
	Archbeg.
	Being well toasted, I was thinking since the 6969 meme has surpassed 33 straight episodes, I say it deserves to be minted into a new challenge coin.
	Not any old coin, but a double-headed coin.
	Because everyone knows 6969 always ends in the heads, no matter how you flip it.
	If you catch my drift.
	Send some plain old karma my way.
	See, you work suck.
	But hey, it pays the bills and maybe karma will get me some ray rides.
	You've got karma.
	Sir Nathan, I think it's a fabulous idea.
	It would be great to have a 69-69 coin.
	Double-headed.
	Well, you know...
	Your head on one side.
	Eric DeShield has been wanting to do a double-headed coin for over most two years.
	Well, your head on one side, my head on the other side.
	Yeah, so wherever your flip it, heads.
	Heads, yeah.
	Joseph Sickberg in London, London, London.
	6969, I'd like to call out Edward Aue as a douchebag.
	Short and sweet messages.
	We love them.
	Sir Oscar Nadella in Takati, California.
	The last 6969 for today's show.
	Question to Adam.
	Ask Adam Jingle here.
	I just got Atlas shrugged and Confessions of an Economic Hitman.
	What should be the first one to read?
	I would say Confessions of an Economic Hitman first, and then Atlas Shrugged.
	Yes, I would agree.
	Victorian, Merztown, Pennsylvania, 6789.
	Happy 23rd birthday to the Huntsman Carmen.
	That's 6789, obviously.
	6789, sorry.
	To my happy, distracted slave baby, Scott, from Leesburg, Virginia.
	Virginia he's the one with the happy t-shirt and the Schick-Cinny meetup he made us all proud not only because of the many successes but also because of all his intelligence and willingness to see through beyond the false reality of getting a donation if there are more like him out there in the CIS admin fold the world would do just fine please put this donation toward his knighthood and so he needs a hundred Yes, of course.
	You've got karma.
	Ashley Burton in the United Kingdom, 66667, which means she wants the slide whistle, or he.
	In the morning to you, hope you get some new names in the donor list this week, because just in case I thought I'd donate again, couldn't handle getting all my news from the mainstream media.
	It's not too much to ask.
	Please, could I have a huntsman squirrel karma to set me up for the week ahead?
	Squirrel!
	You've got karma.
	Jason Johnson, Santa Rosa, 5555, California.
	Just wait until show 420, but Adam cries about the donations.
	Finally got me to stop being a douchebag and donate early.
	Been listening since January, and if I could get a shot of karma for Brian and Sir John Smith for turning me on to the show, I know they'd appreciate it.
	You've got karma.
	Double nickels on the dime from Scott Olson in San Diego.
	Going to send you for Thursday's show, but I decided to send it on Sunday since you've been bitching about Sunday donations.
	Can I get a war on chickens karma?
	Hold on a second.
	I just spilled my coffee everywhere.
	Oh, that's really funny.
	As long as you don't spill it on that one piece of equipment.
	Well, I basically spilled it on everything here.
	Hold on a second.
	The war on chicken.
	You've got karma.
	It's going to be sticky here for weeks.
	Do you use sugar?
	No.
	Oh, and then I guess it won't be sticky.
	No, I don't use sugar.
	It's just stink.
	Stinky.
	That's what I meant.
	Stinky.
	Stinky.
	Myron I.
	Rice in Council Bluffs, Iowa.
	Double nickels on the dime.
	I would like Dvorak to spend five minutes on cooking every once in a while.
	Why?
	Because it's interesting.
	Your money is down.
	Maybe that's because your food or your feed isn't podcasting.
	It hasn't been for a month.
	What?
	That's what he says.
	No new listeners.
	Why?
	Because there's no way to download the feed on your website.
	Okay, that's bullcrap.
	Noagendanation.com is not our website.
	And it was only down for a day.
	Noagendashow.com and we have the show notes and there's a feed prominently listed there and curry.podshow.com is not the official feed.
	By the way, I'm redirecting that so you should get the feed but if you're subscribed to that you're not doing it right.
	That's okay, honey.
	I have tissues.
	It's okay.
	It wasn't that bad.
	It was just all over the monitor.
	And by the way, thank you for jumping out of the shower and coming in here with nothing on.
	That is...
	Hello.
	You want to take a break?
	Yeah.
	Can we just take a little break?
	I'll be right back.
	30 seconds.
	Okay.
	Yeah, that sounds about right.
	In the morning.
	See, this is...
	What a woman!
	She's listening to the show, number one.
	I guarantee you, your family's not listening.
	Does your family listen to the show?
	Hello?
	What?
	Does your family listen to the show?
	No.
	No, they can't stand it.
	She's listening while taking a shower.
	Actually, they listen to the show when they're driving.
	This is really what the show's all about.
	She jumps out of the shower, comes down with tissues to help me clean up the mess I made.
	That's a woman.
	You're my wife!
	You should have said, where's the paper towels?
	That's a woman you want to marry right there, dude.
	Okay.
	You want me to marry her now?
	Let's see.
	Okay, we got William Bryant, Spartanburg, South Carolina, double nickels on the dime.
	He did send a note in.
	I want to apologize for my really angry email with the last donation about the TSA, which reminds me of a TSA story.
	But more importantly, he gave me karma, which I never really believed in.
	And I must say, it worked!
	The same week I got another opt-out pat-down and the officer was a total no-agender.
	Woo-hoo!
	We talked about how bad the machines were, and he said, yeah, they make us watch these brainwashing videos, but I heard you can alter your DNA. Cool!
	That's the millimeter wave one, by the way.
	And the next thing, I flew out at the same airport, which the week before had taken me an hour and a half to go through security, and they handed me a time card to track down how slow the line was.
	It took only 13 minutes.
	That's weird.
	I would have to say it was definitely a no-agenda karma, so please give me some TSA karma with a you-will-obey As I'm forced to listen to CNN at the airports.
	Love you guys.
	Okay, well I'll do a you will obey first then to make it right.
	Hold on a second.
	Here we go.
	You've got karma. .
	Okay, yeah, Veronica Roberts, another, let's see if we got anything for her.
	I don't think so.
	I don't think so.
	B-E-R-T-S. Let's see.
	No, I don't see anything.
	I got a lot of Roberts in here.
	Veronica Roberts, donation note.
	In the morning, guys, I'd like some karma after this no-insurance douchebag rear-ended my car last week.
	Oh, boy.
	I'm not injured.
	No, boy.
	I'd also like to request a No Agenda theme song, In the Morning, by Sir Jeff Smith, and thanks for all your hard work.
	Give her the karma.
	I don't have the theme song here handy.
	You've got karma.
	We'll play in the next show or two.
	Maybe at the beginning of the next show.
	Mark Rudolph, Ann Arbor, Michigan, double nickels on the dime.
	Oh, another drunk donation.
	Drunk donation, if I wasn't, I would have been more, okay.
	Drunk donation, if I wasn't, if I wasn't, I would have been more responsible and paid by student loans.
	I'm living the American dream of just getting by as a starving artist, so I'd rather keep no agenda going through July instead of paying the ban.
	Can I get some Adios Mofo Karma for my Kickstarter campaign?
	Love you guys.
	Yes, we can do that.
	Adios Mofo.
	You've got karma.
	IDM to you.
	Anonymous donation from Florida.
	Double nickels on the dime.
	Listener since episode 353.
	Why?
	Because I heard about No Agenda on Twit and had to hear Adam Curry...
	And had to hear Adam Curry having watched him host the Top 20 Countdown back in the day.
	Please dedouche me and give my friend Zane Black a Hey Citizen Karma for his new heavy metal instrumental, Operation Vampire Killer Part 1, The Decline of America.
	Play it loud!
	Here's the link, and he's got a link which we'll put in the show notes.
	Now twice a week, skewdaily.com.
	So he needs dedouching and then the Hey Citizen Karma.
	You've been dedouched.
	You've got karma.
	Crap.
	It's a double haste.
	Yeah, it's a double sit.
	Good old Bob in Staten Island, New York, 5507.
	You referred me as blah, blah, blah, blah.
	You guys were both great on Twit.
	When Adam was on, I was waiting for him to go off on Scoble, but he remained incredibly well behaved.
	I was secretly wishing that he would rip Scoble a new one.
	That doesn't like Scoble.
	No, I don't think so.
	I only knew Adam through No Agenda.
	Well, this is a reverse.
	Yeah.
	And have new respect for him because of the way he came off on Twit.
	Isn't that sweet?
	Anyway, I'll take a Putana Ching Chang Karma shot.
	Thanks for the good work.
	You've got karma.
	I'm a little worried about that because, you know, I've shot my wad now on Twit.
	You know, it's like, what am I going to do now?
	How can I top it?
	Yeah, it's going to be a hard act to follow.
	But you're the same guy.
	Same person.
	Same guy.
	Jan Luter in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania, 5307.
	Take the day off after your wedding, dude.
	Slide whistle, yes.
	This is from Jan Heino Lutter in Pennsylvania, host of Jan's World.
	Not the best podcast in the universe because of no agenda.
	Thanks for the wine info, John.
	And Adam, if you could say yansworld.com in your great MTV voice, I would be very happy.
	Alright, and by the way, it's J-A-A-N-S World.
	Hey everybody, it's Adam Curry here from MTV. Up next, we've got yansworld.com.
	Frederick Enga in Sandefjord.
	5150.
	New donor here to make sure you don't take any time off in July.
	Greetings from Gitmo Nation Oil and Fish.
	Keep it lit, y'all.
	Woohoo!
	Don't use his name.
	I'm trying to think what the...
	Is this Norway we're talking about?
	Yeah.
	Don't use his name.
	Don't use my name.
	Or town.
	All over the town is hilarious.
	There are a few weirdos and crazies where I live, besides me.
	John and Adam, I just unpacked a box from a move I made almost three years ago.
	I found an old iPod, which was in the No Agenda episode 46.
	It had it on there.
	I'm indeed a long-time boner, first-time donor, listening since the open table and wine discussion days that apparently I alone liked.
	But here I am, 370 shows later, I'm still listening.
	I'm a cheap-ass.
	But Adam's incessant pleas to finally crack the surface of my once deaf ears and finally time to support my favorite Tier 3 news service that is an indispensable source of news deconstruction, wit, and sarcasm.
	Tier 3, baby.
	That's us.
	Or Tier 3.
	Tier 3.
	Tier 3.
	All the way.
	Write that in the book of the title of the show.
	Please continue to preach against those who would suspend our rights for the duration of the permanent war.
	My best Mickey and Adam's...
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	That was for me.
	He's de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	I guess I could bring the zombie slayer onto Twit.
	That would be kind of fun.
	Because Leo liked the gun thing.
	He was really into that.
	It was a little too much, I'd say.
	You think so?
	Kelby Koenig, Grover, Colorado.
	50-50.
	Looking for a little opt-out, Carmen.
	Flying a small regional airport that refuses to use anything other than the death ray scanners, which, by the way, is bullcrap.
	What's bullcrap?
	According to TSA, you can ask to be patted down.
	I'm opting out today when I'm flying to LA, absolutely.
	Here's your karma for it, though.
	You will need it.
	You've got karma.
	Have you noticed there's a new thing they're doing now?
	It's where they wear the gloves and they rub the soles of your feet and then they take the gloves off and they check the gloves to see if you have any...
	And by the way, I think this is bullcrap because...
	I flew a day after I was at the shooting range, and I had to have all kinds of residual powder all over me.
	I was wearing the same shoes.
	I mean, nothing went off.
	Oh, so it's bullcrap.
	Yeah, it's bullcrap.
	Yeah, it makes sense.
	Mark Anderson, Windsor, Ontario, 1507.
	Send in a donation, but you can now find a place on PayPal to comment donating it from Pelé Island, Ontario.
	Get a donation, Tim Hortons.
	I'm finally de-boning myself.
	That sounds painful.
	Hey, you're going to fall to the floor, buddy.
	Yeah.
	More slide whistle.
	I've been propagating the formula.
	We love a de-douching karma combo and a douchebag to John.
	Douchebag!
	Thank you very much.
	Tim Hortons is a coffee and donut franchise.
	A lot of Canadians wrote in, I confused Tim Hortons with Harvey's.
	But the burgers at Harvey's are cool.
	Tim Hortons are all...
	Tim Hortons is like Waffle House.
	They're everywhere in Canada.
	And I should know better.
	Aside from that, I'd keep up the greatest podcast in the universe.
	And hopefully one of more than 10 Northwestern donors, Adam, might quit whining and voice-overing now.
	Yeah, this week.
	Yeah, de-douche karma?
	Absolutely.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	Team Tanya, New York, 50-07.
	I realized my Sanko to Mile donation put me over the Magic 3000 giving level.
	I'd be heartbroken if you cut Sunday or July, but understand you guys have to do what you gotta do.
	Come on, boners, donate!
	Also voting for the Slide Whistle on the best podcast in the universe, of course.
	Joshua Lloyd in San Diego, California.
	Dame Tanya, $3,000 to the show.
	Dame Tanya is a winner.
	Yeah.
	He's a patron.
	Yes.
	Especially when, like you mentioned, which we did get some extra new guys this week.
	You really had to shake, rattle the cage to get them to come aboard.
	Well, we got the 10.
	And I like the PayPal guys that give us the PayPal money.
	Yeah.
	San Diego, California, Joshua Loya.
	Wait a minute.
	What are you saying?
	The PayPal guys that gave us the money.
	The guys who said, look, I got a bunch of money in my PayPal account.
	Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right.
	Send it to us.
	Long-time boner, first-time donor.
	Despite the fact that I'm getting by just like any other American, that was finally the time I paid my fair share.
	Please, may I have a de-douching and a birthday mention?
	Oh, do we have him on this thing?
	Let me check.
	Go ahead.
	Keep reading.
	Okay.
	Joshua Loya turns 32 on June 5th.
	Also with some karma for my martial arts instructor who has several books available.
	Despite the fact that he's trained me, a man who is totally blind, a second degree black belt, the martial arts school he runs not by bringing enough money for hookers and blow for us, but is not bringing enough money in for hookers and blow for all of us black belts.
	If you're interested in checking out his books, search for Scott Conway.
	Joshua Lloyd of San Diego.
	He wants the slide whistling.
	He used the dedouching.
	Yes.
	You've been dedouched.
	And karma for his instructor.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	You've got karma.
	Anonymous donor from Parts Unknown.
	My wife and I listen with interruptions since the first show and greatly appreciate the work you do.
	We disagree with many of your opinions, and you should, but sadly, especially moon bases.
	But sadly, you are the only one reporting anything important.
	Keep up the great work.
	I hope to donate more in the future.
	By the way, I don't care if clips don't live up to Adam's sound quality standards.
	It's all about the information.
	Living in San Francisco and looking to buy a place in the Bay Area, we all would like to request some housing karma.
	You've got karma.
	Well, you're going to get cheaper if you leave San Francisco.
	It's because the prices are there because of Facebook have gone to the roof.
	No, that'll all be over when I get my $10 short put.
	Short put.
	Charles Moe in Lafayette, Colorado.
	50 bucks.
	Hope this donation helps the drought.
	We recommend the documentary War on Kids.
	It's right up your alley.
	Congrats and have a great wedding.
	Oh, thank you, Chuck and Inger.
	War on kids.
	First chicken, now kids.
	Joseph Hatch, another $50, Springfield, Virginia.
	Listening to the show in the last month during my commute, which is quite long, and I was moved to donate for the Sunday shows after listening to Adam bitch like a little girl about not having enough Sunday donations.
	No, new donors is what I said.
	Yeah, he's actually new donors.
	What he was bitching about.
	I understood.
	Yeah, because it was the same people.
	And we liked him to keep it up.
	I mean, like Dame Tanya, but, you know, some new people would be nice.
	We've got too many boners.
	I understand that simply propagating the formula is not enough for us.
	Boners must become donors in order to have the two of you continue delivering the value for value that I crave each week.
	And a slowly slave of Gitmo Nation, I plead with you not to leave us hanging on just one podcast a week.
	Now that I'm hooked, I implore you not to take away my weekly double dose.
	I know I'm not the only one that feels this way.
	I apologize for my prior transgressions.
	Please keep doing what you're doing and finding your heart to give me a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	Yeah.
	Our boner-to-donor ratio is just not what it should be, that's all.
	Yeah, I agree.
	Paul Levy, or Levy, Levy in Grinnell, Iowa, $50.
	Dean Calvin, Finley, Ohio, $50.
	Greetings from Finley.
	Love the best podcast in the universe.
	Andrew Wilson, Melbourne, Victoria, $50.
	Gert van Tripe.
	Tripe.
	Tripe, as in the tripe.
	Delicious.
	Yes.
	Did you say delicious with a Dutch accent?
	Did you really just do that?
	I tried.
	Yeah, good.
	Ross Cleland in Chelmsford, Essex, 50.
	I'm donating drunk after hearing my brother call me a douchebag on a Wednesday show.
	The only place I could find any comfort after listening to the show was at the bottom of a bottle of vodka.
	Please de-douche me for the donation and say hello to my beautiful girlfriend, Sarah, who is beautiful and who has to live with me being a douchebag since Wednesday.
	Although she says she's had to put up with it for years.
	You guys do amazing work to keep Adam's hair like that.
	The show is good, too.
	So he needs a...
	You've been de-douched.
	I have to say that we do a lot of work on my hair.
	That's for sure.
	It's very hard.
	All right.
	Well, that's our donors.
	We had a good list today, and we want to thank them and all the people who came in for lesser amounts of money, which was a good number.
	And we want to encourage people to support the show, every show that we do, so we can keep doing it and feel good about it.
	And that means going to devorek.org slash na, channel devorek.com slash na, noagendashow.com or noagendanation.com and clicking on the donate button, and you'll be helping us...
	And yourself to continue.
	It's a part of your healthy news diet.
	And of course, the only way we can do this is without commercial.
	So it is a value for value proposition.
	Thank you all very much.
	Highly appreciate it.
	It's your birthday, birthday!
	I know a gender!
	Thomas Nussbaum says happy birthday to St.
	Nicole.
	She celebrates on the 12th.
	Alex Lacone says happy birthday to his wife, Estelle, and son, Agostino.
	Robin Benelli says happy birthday to her husband, Sean McKinney.
	He celebrates today.
	Victoria congratulates herself, turning 23, sent pictures.
	And Joshua Loya, 32, on June 5th.
	Happy birthday from all of your buddies here at the No Agenda Show.
	It's your birthday, yeah!
	Two Instant Nights and some other people upping for their second or third time, obviously helping themselves, their families, the world at large.
	I challenge you.
	I challenge you.
	Go find something that does what we do.
	And I want to mention something.
	Yes.
	So one of our guys came in and he said, I wanted to start the...
	And I'm just deciding on a policy here.
	You can...
	We did not have a meeting about this.
	That's clear.
	I have no idea what you're going to say.
	Can you do a drone?
	Yeah, he was.
	January 1st, we're going to stop using rings.
	We're going to have pins or something else.
	We're going to be doling out.
	There's going to be no more rings.
	He says, look, what if I start a layaway program today?
	I won't make the January deadline because it takes 10 months to get to the amount.
	Is it possible to reserve a ring?
	So I decided that if anyone wants to start the layaway program, which is very clearly listed on the Dvorak.org slash NA donation page, we will, at least for the, until the, let's give some cutoff date, like end of July.
	Wow, you've really thought about this policy, haven't you?
	No.
	No.
	End of July, end of June, something like that.
	Well, this part I have to get you to agree with.
	We can let them, yeah, we'll reserve a ring for them, which may occur sometime in February or March, if they do that, by a certain date.
	What do you think?
	Fine.
	Good.
	Good enough.
	So the answer is yes.
	You'll change the page accordingly?
	Yes, I will.
	Okay.
	I've got my blade.
	Hello?
	I can't get it out.
	That's what she said.
	All right, Lisa Bemrose, step forward.
	Anonymous, John Chernick, and seven-month-old Woodrow Winter, please step forward.
	Kneel before me, you too, son Woodrow, with your seven months.
	Thank you so much for supporting the No Agenda program or receiving support from someone who loves you very much.
	I hereby pronounce thee, Dame Lisa, Sir Anonymous, Sir John, and Sir Woodrow, all Knights of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	Hookers and blow!
	Or a security blanket and some formula.
	Spiked formula for seven-month-old son Woodrow, Christian Winter.
	His dad gave him a knighthood.
	I think that may be our youngest knight.
	Could be.
	That's very cool, actually.
	I like that.
	Thank you all very much for supporting the program.
	We did have more than 10 new donors.
	I'd like to keep that going, please.
	As long as we keep getting new donors in, then we can...
	We can go for a long time if we keep getting 10 new donors an episode.
	That will really, really help.
	So that's good.
	And thank you all for suggesting I take the day after my wedding or before my wedding actually off.
	I don't know if I will.
	I mean, it depends.
	There's evil to be fought.
	I've got to be there.
	There is just evil, John.
	Well, talking about that, TSA. So I went up to Seattle.
	Oakland still has a system where if you go to the Southwest Terminal 2, they have, you know, the electrocution machines on either side.
	And in the middle is just a magnetometer.
	Yeah.
	So you get in that line, you go through, nobody cares.
	Right.
	And it keeps the things moving.
	So I figure, well, coming back from Seattle with the, you know, Jace, Beskill Jr.
	and Jay, who hates flying because she...
	We make her get patted down and she finds an assault.
	Yes.
	And so we come in there and they got a blockade over all the X-ray machines.
	Oh, really?
	A blockade?
	Yeah, there's a big thing in front of it.
	They don't know.
	You can't go through.
	And so they were all magnetometers for some reason at Seattle.
	So we went through it.
	But it's like a slow process.
	And it turns out there was some supervisor on the Pacific Northwest that sent half the workers up to Everett or some other airport for some reason nobody could explain.
	So they were shorthanded.
	And it was like there were only two or three lines where there were normally eight.
	And so it was like just slow.
	And even without the x-ray machine, it was slow.
	And they were trying to make it as fast as possible.
	It turns out that, and we didn't know this, and some guy was explaining it to one of his associates.
	The problem was that he didn't have enough baggage checkers, which is a different pay grade than anybody else in the place.
	There was only five of them.
	Hmm.
	So in other words, when the guy running the machine says, bag check, need a bag check.
	Yeah.
	There's a guy, an official.
	It's not like anybody can open the bag and there's like a guy that's a designated bag guy.
	Bag checker, yeah.
	And so this guy calls for a bag check and we waited five minutes.
	Because the guy checking somebody else's bag in some other line, it was like, it was weird.
	It was totally weird.
	And it was, I don't even know what to make of it.
	And the guy, meanwhile, the bag check guy comes over and he's fiddling with somebody's bag.
	It was hilarious to watch.
	Fiddling with somebody's bag and he puts it back in the x-ray machine and then he goes through and he brings it back and puts it back again.
	And then he unzips a little, one of the things to look inside and he busts off the zipper.
	Oh.
	So now it stops the line because he's trying to figure out how he can fix this problem.
	Yeah, he can't.
	No.
	He broke the little thing off and he didn't know what to do.
	Did you take my advice, the no agenda tip?
	What was it?
	Did you go to the first class line at TSA? Or were you just like a good little slave?
	I didn't go through the first class line, and I'll tell you why.
	The first class line, which was on the other end, looked to me from a distance until I found out otherwise that it was going to be the X-ray machine.
	I just as soon go through the magnetometer.
	I knew the one I could see was...
	Yeah, but you save time by going through the first class line because now the way they have TSA set up, they don't check to see if you're a first class passenger.
	I'm doing it again today in Austin.
	And I can just go through.
	Well, okay.
	We'll just keep doing that.
	I'll do that.
	But it's kind of hard to convince someone when you're on a Southwest flight.
	I do it for Southwest.
	Okay.
	I always fly Southwest.
	The problem is that at the Oakland airport...
	I want to go through the middle line.
	There's three big sections.
	And the first class line is there.
	And it goes right into the x-ray machine.
	It's like all the first class people get x-ray.
	That's bull crap because you can, right after the check, you can turn left.
	No, no, it's blocked off.
	Well, then just opt out.
	Then just opt out.
	Why should I opt out when I can just fly through the magnetometer?
	Okay, you're right.
	But sometimes it can be a valuable little tip to know that they no longer check.
	Yes, I know.
	I agree.
	It's the way to do it.
	And San Francisco is where it would come in handy.
	Right.
	War on sugar for a second, Johnny Boy.
	Play this jingle.
	I don't have a war on sugar.
	Oh.
	You play war on chicken and yell sugar at the end.
	That's okay.
	So we had a whole conversation about what the FDA ruling was on corn syrup not being called sugar or corn sugar.
	And you were quite steadfast on saying, you know, this is no, no, no.
	In fact, I even called Buzzkill Jr.
	out inappropriately, as you pointed out.
	But the FDA did say in their ruling that sugar has to be a crystalline structure.
	Right.
	No, they said it had to be a powder.
	Crystalline wasn't the issue.
	Okay, well, powder.
	But I will point out, someone tweeted this link to me from the Book of Knowledge, crystalline fructose is a real substance that looks just like sugar.
	Oh yeah, no, crystalline fructose is, but that is not high fructose corn syrup.
	It's made of corn.
	It is a different product.
	It is very expensive compared to high fructose.
	Let me just read you the book of knowledge.
	Of course, it's the book of knowledge, so it could be full of crap.
	Crystalline fructose is a processed sweetener derived from corn that is almost entirely fructose.
	It consists of at least 98% pure fructose, any remainder being water and trace minerals.
	It is used as a sweetener in the likes of beverages and yogurts, where it substitutes for high fructose corn syrup and table sugar.
	Crystalline fructose is estimated to be about 20% sweeter than table sugar.
	But it is a form of non-sugar.
	It's basically corn.
	So does it have the same bad properties?
	Does it make you fat like high fructose corn syrup or not?
	I think it probably does.
	Okay, so that's where it's going to go.
	Fructose in high amounts is not the healthiest thing.
	It's good in fruit.
	But that's where it's going to go.
	It's going to go towards...
	Okay, we'll see.
	It's possible.
	But the corn is the cheapest liquid shit.
	They're all geared up to use it.
	I don't think they're going to go back to a crystalline substance.
	Very funny.
	Someone just sent me...
	But it says fructose on those labels, by the way.
	Someone just sent me an email with two pictures.
	I've got to put this on the show notes.
	It's log cabin maple syrup, original maple syrup, and it says, now, exclamation mark, no high fructose corn syrup.
	And then he takes a close-up of the back.
	Ingredients, corn syrup.
	Yeah, well, corn syrup is different than high-fructose corn syrup.
	Yeah, okay, but you understand.
	Yeah, it's amusing.
	What I get is the old, you know, original formula, original, and it has high-fructose corn syrup in it.
	And I'm thinking, wait a minute, this product goes back to the 50s.
	There isn't any.
	This is not original.
	This is bull crap.
	It's like Coke, you know, they started using it.
	So going back to my thesis about...
	This is very interesting.
	Wow.
	Going back to my thesis about a virus...
	Making a drone go haywire?
	I got like 10 emails on this now.
	Call of Duty Black Ops 2, which is a video game, which comes out, I guess, in November, is all about a future scenario where the enemy gains the keys to all of our robotic killing machines.
	Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
	Ha ha ha ha ha.
	And it comes out right at the time when we need the October surprise.
	How cool is that?
	Yeah, that's what you call cross-marketing.
	Yeah, hold on.
	There's a trailer.
	There's a trailer for Call of Duty.
	Let me see if it's worth anything.
	I find those games to be very realistic and lifelike these days.
	It's pretty amazing.
	I don't even have a game console.
	I don't play games.
	I don't give a crap.
	Some of the best ones are on the computer now.
	Yeah, I hear the kids are way into them.
	Call of Duty.
	Let me just see if there's any information here.
	So that's interesting.
	Pushing the boundaries, blah, blah, blah.
	Here it is.
	Okay, we got a video.
	Ooh.
	Cool.
	They got letters typing on-- ooh.
	Wow.
	There's a dude sitting at his desk.
	Aside from the fact that I'm still alive.
	None of this surprises me.
	It's me!
	None of this surprises me.
	I knew it was gonna happen.
	Cool!
	Drone!
	Technology gets stronger.
	Robot.
	Drones.
	Drone.
	Hellfire.
	Drones.
	Wow!
	We build computers.
	Drone.
	Robots.
	Robots.
	Unmanned armies?
	What happens when the enemy steals the keys?
	Awesome.
	Nailed it.
	Oh, there you go.
	That's what's going to happen.
	It's proof.
	It's proof.
	What happens when the enemy steals the keys?
	That's proof.
	Did you go to Datapalooza?
	No.
	Did you even know about Datapalooza?
	No, but I have a sneaking suspicion I'm going to find out about it.
	Tuesday, as part of our new Tech Nation series, we tagged along with U.S. Chief Technology Officer Todd Park to the third annual Health Datapalooza.
	So we're here backstage at the 2012 Health Data Polluta, which is about to kick off.
	There are 1,500 incredibly excited people outside celebrating a kind of wave of entrepreneurship innovation that's happening built upon open, liberated government data.
	Helping get the latest health information at their fingertips, help doctors deliver the best possible care, help employers promote health and wellness, and much, much, much more, improving lives and creating jobs.
	It's incredibly exciting.
	What Todd is doing and everyone at HHS and healthcare.gov is trying to free that data so that apps like us can build much more quickly, much more easily, so that we can focus on actually building the tools for the consumer and not accessing the data, which is where we spend quite a bit of our time now.
	Okay, hold on a second.
	Datapalooza, John.
	I wonder if this fits into what was going on on CNN over the weekend.
	I heard it on Sirius, and then I was at the airport, and I saw it on the airport.
	There's a big special report on CNN by this one woman.
	I've seen her before.
	Cohen, I think is her last name.
	And it was the top ten horrible things that happened at the hospital, or that routinely happened at the hospital, including people having to operate on the wrong thing.
	The eyeball being removed for no apparent reason.
	You took out the wrong eyeball.
	I'm telling you.
	It was one horror story after another.
	Somebody had a feeding tube and they've got multiple tubes.
	It's number six.
	And they show somebody with a tube going into their veins to feed them a drip of some drug and then a feeding tube.
	And then somebody taking the feeding tube solution and sending it into their veins and then killing them.
	Because you can't send food into the vein.
	That's because we didn't have all the data.
	And then there was a bunch...
	It was all these things.
	It was just unbelievable.
	It went on and on and on.
	I wish I had some clips of it.
	Because they were all horror stories.
	And it was like, what?
	This is...
	This could be...
	I think this may be the tie-in I was looking for.
	Well, this is the big waste of money known as Datapalooza.
	And by the way, our new man on the scene...
	Do you know anything about our new chief technology officer, Todd Park?
	Todd Park.
	Todd Park.
	No, but I bet you he's a winner.
	Yes.
	Co-founder of two successful health information technology companies, began his career as a consultant for Booz Allen Hamilton.
	You could not get more military-industrial complex than Booz Allen Hamilton.
	Parr co-founded Athena Health with Jonathan S. Bush in 1997 at the age of 24.
	It was the healthcare IT, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	2080 co-founded Castlight Health, named by the Wall Street Journal as the number one venture-backed company in America for 2011.
	So this guy is a huge shill, and he's created Datapalooza, Actually, you should take a look at this website.
	It's enough to make me sick.
	Oh, yeah.
	hdiforum.org.
	Catchy name, guys.
	And there's douchebag Todd Park.
	So they had the big app challenge.
	That's what this was about.
	First of all, it's all these companies who are vying for government contracts to make some use out of our data.
	Who gives a crap about your stupid government data?
	It's like a smokescreen data.
	It's all data.
	It's all just data.
	Who's going to have a dashboard?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, who do they invite?
	Of course, you need a celebrity.
	This is Todd Park.
	He's Korean?
	Yeah.
	I think so.
	Park is a major Korean name.
	It's like the four families of Korea.
	Park is one of them.
	So, if you were to invite a celebrity...
	Who would you invite to spice up your datapalooza?
	Who would you invite?
	I'd invite Clooney.
	Nah, nah, nah, nah.
	Clooney's a nah, nah.
	He can't do anything for him.
	He's overexposed.
	Alright, who?
	Who would you invite?
	Come on, man.
	Take another guess.
	Well, Bill Clinton would be good.
	Totally overexposed.
	He's no good.
	He's no good.
	No, no, no, man.
	You want someone hip.
	Remember, this is Datapalooza.
	Oh, Jay-Z. Getting closer, but it's Datapalooza.
	Datapalooza, which of course is a takeoff on Lollapalooza.
	Mark Zuckerberg.
	No, you need a rocker, man.
	What's his name?
	The E Street guy.
	Yeah, close.
	You're in New Jersey.
	Close enough.
	No, it's not Bruce Springsteen, but you're close.
	How about Jon Bon Jovi?
	Oh, why?
	Okay.
	It's my honor and privilege to introduce Mr.
	Jon Bon Jovi.
	My honor and privilege to introduce...
	You mean Jon Bon Jovi from Red Bank?
	Are you kidding me?
	It's my honor and privilege...
	Dude!
	But now, listen to him.
	Poor John.
	I know the guy.
	They give him a script.
	See, basically, he somehow has to tie in this app challenge into his JBJ Soul Kitchen, which I think is actually a good thing.
	He has these kitchens where you go in, it's value for value.
	You either make a donation for your food or you volunteer for your food.
	And he's got like 200 of these things.
	I like that.
	I have to say, good initiative.
	But they've hired him to come in, and he has to tie this bullcrap app challenge somehow into his story.
	So they give him a script.
	Thank you.
	Good morning.
	Thank you, Deputy Secretary Jones.
	Hello, everybody.
	By the way, I've edited this for your convenience.
	Thank you very much for coming today.
	This is a very exciting step towards a new tool that draws upon open data, including vital health care data, and puts it in the hands of the people who are most in need.
	To provide you just a little background on why I'm here today, My foundation, the Jon Bon Jovi Soul Foundation for the last several years, has focused on issues of homelessness, affordable housing, and hunger.
	Our model at The Kitchen is about bringing community together in a self-sufficient, empowered way, where diners who can afford it are asked to leave a donation for their meal, and those who can't, volunteer.
	Today's finalists will test their apps at The Soul Kitchen, but I bring it up now because as a personal experience, It's what let me here to be a partner on Project Reach Develop Challenge.
	Last winter, a volunteer at the kitchen.
	I don't need this script any longer.
	He couldn't even read it.
	That's funny.
	Last year challenged...
	Because somebody else wrote it.
	It's really annoying when somebody hands you a script to read.
	Here, read this.
	And you don't want to read it.
	He's probably like, what is this skip logic thing?
	How do I put that?
	What is this bull crap?
	Skip logic.
	All right, so we got another stooge in the White House.
	Wow, geez, what a shocker!
	That's who they brought in.
	You blew me away with this stunning revelation.
	Let's go to Euroland for a moment, because we haven't spoken about Euroland.
	Now, we have a couple of interesting things happening.
	Spain now has received agreement, not a check, by the way, agreement that its banks, its commercial banks, We'll receive 100 billion euros, and I shall tell you what this is being used for.
	It went at 125, by the way.
	That's dollars.
	Read it properly.
	I thought it was 125 billion euros.
	No, it's 100 billion euros, 125 billion dollars.
	All right, go on.
	Yeah.
	So, this is, the reason why this is happening is this is what's going to be, well, I'll read you the quote.
	EU sources, because they don't want, so there's a hundred billion, so all the finance ministers, all these douchebags, including that fat, fat pig from Holland, young case, the Jacher, Microsoft integration IT douche, who's probably a data palooza playing the skin flute.
	So they all got together on the phone and said, yeah, we'll all chip in.
	We're all going to give money.
	So if you live in any European country, they are taking your money, your tax money, and giving it to commercial banks who just failed because they suck.
	And they all agreed, yeah, we're going to do it.
	Now where does the money come from?
	Well, says Wolfgang Schoble, it will come from the ESM. And this is what I've been harping about for, what, nine months now?
	The ESM, the European Stability Mechanism, which is outside of all other European agreements, and he literally says, that's why it's so important that the ESM be ratified quickly.
	So they have to ratify this thing, and it's an open-ended blank check.
	For any country in Europe, and it's not being talked about in the mainstream media, people don't realize that you're signing away everything to the banks, literally to the banks.
	So this is just one big, another bullcrap story, and this is just to press through the ratification of ESM. Now, did you see the slapping video?
	Yes, I did.
	And I have a link to it in the show notes.
	You're talking about which?
	Well, there may be more than one slapping video, but the one that I... Go on.
	Okay, so this is the Golden Dawn Party, which of course has immediately been...
	What are you slapping right now yourself?
	It was the slapping sound effect.
	Oh, very good.
	The Golden Dawn Party, which of course in the media has been portrayed as Nazis...
	Yeah, they're Nazis.
	But I read a lot of blogs and stuff from people in Greece.
	I think he once sent me this link.
	Ventanism?
	Venetism?
	Yeah.
	Do you still read that guy?
	No, I don't.
	Well, he...
	So what happened is they're on a television show.
	I have the audio here.
	It's kind of funny.
	Yeah.
	So you had one of the guys from the Golden Dawn Party, and then two, as my Greek blogger friends call them, Greco-Kleptocrats, i.e.
	the people who stole the money.
	And they're sitting on a panel, and there's two annoying women.
	And this guy eventually just gets so fed up with whatever.
	I can't even understand Greek.
	And he tosses his water into one woman's face and then the other woman gets up and he slaps her.
	But I mean like hard, like three times.
	Like bam, bam, bam.
	Here's the water.
	Hotchie!
	Hotchie!
	Slap the bitch, I think that means.
	Now, I will say that this is something that the Golden Dawn promised.
	They said we would go out and hit him in the mouth.
	It's true.
	Promise?
	Yes.
	That was the whole thing, the whole punchline.
	Yeah.
	That was the punchline.
	All Greek political parties, only Golden Dawn has kept its promise.
	Golden Dawn got 7% of the popular vote on May 6th parliamentary elections because it promised to hit all Graco-Kleptocrats.
	Indeed, Golden Dawn Minister of Parliament, alias Kashedaris, hit two socialist MPs on live TV with all Greeks watching this spectacular show again and again on replays.
	It's great.
	No, I think that is good.
	But it'll be portrayed as crazy Hitler guys.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, it's because they're not following the right pattern of behavior.
	June 17th is the big election, and we'll see what happens there in Gitmo Nation.
	Handled peculiarly.
	Hey, I got something I got to discuss here.
	This is interesting.
	The front page of the Sunday New York Times.
	I'm going to read you some clips from this.
	Tell me this is not an attempt to sell drugs to kids.
	It's front page above the fold.
	Big story with a big picture of a pill.
	Risky rise of good grade pill.
	That's the headline.
	The subhead is taking stimulus not for a high, but for a higher SAT score.
	Bath salts.
	Now, it goes on and on.
	The boy exhaled, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	It goes on about how this thing actually works.
	The drug was not cocaine or heroin, but Adderall.
	Uh-huh.
	See, bath salts are not good.
	You can plug those.
	Pharmacy companies don't make crap from those.
	I love the picture of the kid on the couch with his goofy smile.
	That's on the web.
	It's on page...
	That's inside.
	He's sitting on the couch completely hammered.
	This is great.
	I'm so baked, dude.
	Wow.
	Basically, they got 1.6 million prescriptions.
	And if you talk to any kids that are in college, they all use this stuff because it makes you more competitive.
	But this sounds more like an advertisement than any sort of scandal.
	And look how big that story is, by the way.
	That is a big story.
	This is a huge front page story and it goes inside and takes up an entire page.
	And mostly, from what I can tell, it's cheerleading.
	I'm looking at it now.
	Huh.
	So they warn against abuse of prescription.
	Mm-hmm.
	Oh, this is a nice quote.
	Once you break the seal on using pills or any of that stuff, it's not scary anymore, especially when you're getting A's, said the boy who snorted Adderall in the parking lot.
	Gee, I wonder what the...
	I mean, this is a promotion.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Well, they have to because the bath salt thing is rampant and out of control right now.
	Right, and those are not, drug companies make nothing from that crap.
	They've got to kill that with bad publicity.
	It's going to kill you.
	It's not good for you.
	All the rest of it, I wouldn't use it in a million years, but it doesn't show to be that bad.
	Well, what's interesting is the story is shifting now.
	The story is shifting on this bath salts from zombies, which is how it all started, right?
	It was like, oh, this guy's a zombie?
	Yeah, they have gotten off the zombie memes.
	So have you figured out what they're moving over to now?
	No.
	I heard it the other day, and as soon as I heard it, I said, ah, that's the new meme, and I didn't write it down, so I can't remember.
	But you've heard it, right?
	Of course.
	Here is CFR Schill, Erin Burnett.
	Erin Burnett, whose waistline is...
	She nails it.
	Her waistline is shrinking, which is good news, but her brain is shrinking along with it because she's just propagating the formula.
	Fifth story out front, drug enforcement officials are zeroing in tonight on a drug called Cloud9 as the brand of bath salt that could, and I emphasize could because we don't know yet, be behind cannibalistic behavior.
	Right, right, right, right.
	As soon as I heard that, I said, now we're going to cannibals.
	Cannibals, yes.
	So what's the movie?
	Is there a movie tie-in for cannibal movies?
	Well, there's...
	There's a couple of things going on.
	Yes, there is an NBC series coming out, which is Hannibal Lecter, the series.
	Oh, right.
	That's it.
	Hannibal Lecter.
	That's right.
	I knew that, too.
	This is the promotion.
	Let's just listen to the expert who checks in here.
	A string of attacks.
	I want to show you some surveillance video of the most high-profile incident that happened in Miami last month when Rudy Eugene pinned down a homeless man and chewed off his face.
	Last night we told you about a separate case, also in Florida, where police say Brandon DeLeon gnashed his teeth like an animal and tried to bite an officer while under the influence of a cocktail of drugs, including Cloud9.
	So, what exactly is Cloud9?
	It's awesome!
	Out front tonight, clinical toxicologist with the Poison Control Center, Dr.
	Alexander Garrard.
	Which, by the way, is a complete shill organization.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	I was just going to say we got a bunch of movies coming out.
	Cannibal Diner coming out in 2012.
	Sleepwalking Cannibal coming out in 2012.
	These are all movies.
	Then there's another one, just the movie Cannibal, which just came out in 2011.
	I don't know if it's ever got released.
	Cannibals.
	Cannibals.
	Cannibals are out.
	I appreciate you taking the time.
	So can you just explain what is Cloud9?
	Well, it's made by Mark Beninoff, I think, has made Cloud9.
	Isn't that those guys?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So, you know, Cloud9 is just really one of a number of different types of bath salts that are available out there.
	They go by names like White Rush, White Lightning, Ivory Wave, and they all seem to contain three similar compounds, MDPV, Methylone, and Methadrone.
	So could there be an ingredient in Cloud9 that causes this cannibalistic behavior that we've seen several examples of?
	Okay, now I want to stop it here for a second, because this is interesting, and his answer will kind of accentuate the point.
	I read a little bit of crackpot stuff for you.
	We need some of that.
	There's a couple of different pages or blogs about this stuff.
	There is a guy.
	Remember way back in the day, John, we were talking about binary drugs?
	And a binary drug is you make sure that someone has something that they've ingested, and then the minute they get the second piece of the binary drug, then they go apeshit.
	Yeah, we've talked about this more than a few times.
	Yeah.
	So there is, of course, an anonymous source that there was a major drug company who was manufacturing MDPV bath salts, selling it to head shops.
	In addition to the drug's main psychoactive component, MPDV, he was asked to synthesize an additional element which he says...
	Well, he says it would come through radio waves.
	I'm not sure about how that would have been.
	Yeah, here we go.
	Well, you know, look, can I give you anything?
	They even had a trade name for it, Cap'n Trips, which of course is kind of a callback to Cap'n Trips from the stand from, what is that?
	What?
	But this is Capintrips, K-A-P-I-N. Yeah, okay.
	We don't care.
	Go on with this story.
	And it would basically create this recreational drug that would be sold at gas stations anywhere.
	People would be on this stuff.
	And then they use the...
	Let me just get...
	I looked up the definition for you.
	It's actually called something.
	It's...
	Radionics.
	There we go.
	Radionics, which is the use of blood hair or other substances unique to the persons of focus.
	Essentially, you can do this at a long distance, and it could work through cell phones.
	David Cronenberg is the guy behind this, right?
	Who's David Cronenberg?
	The director who does movies that address this sort of thing.
	Well, I'm just saying there is an alternative theory.
	Of course, I'm all on board with the movies, with the movie promotion, but there is an alternative theory that this could be a binary thing, and that they're testing it now.
	And they're flipping the switch because this guy who turned into a now cannibal in Miami, you know, he was a religious guy, he'd never done any drugs, smoked weed once in his life, and all of a sudden he goes nuts.
	And now listen to the expert saying that this is possible.
	Well, I think probably what we're seeing is that there's probably an ingredient in there, which we don't unfortunately really know yet at this time, that somehow interacts with the chemicals in the brain.
	It either rather increases dopamine, serotonin, or norepinephrine, these neurotransmitters in the brain.
	And people respond differently to the different chemicals.
	Not everybody's the same.
	It could be based on genetics.
	We don't know why some people behave as cannibals and almost a zombie-like behavior, and why other people who use the exact same batch, They behave as cannibals because they're hungry, man.
	What are you talking about?
	Really have no problem at all.
	And that's part of the problem is we don't have studies.
	We don't have trials.
	A lot of what we know about these products are from the patients that come into the ER and that are having adverse effects.
	So I'm just saying I'm researching this.
	And by the way, the original zombies come from Haiti.
	That's where the original zombie comes from.
	And of course, the way you create a zombie is by giving them a small dose of the poison from a puffer fish.
	Certainly, you know about this, right?
	I know about the poison from a puffer fish.
	That's what fugu is derived from.
	And you have to be very careful because if you nick, I think it's the liver, one of the organs of the fish, and you get one small drop of this toxin, you just drop dead.
	Right, but if you get...
	You can somehow dilute it.
	Well, I guess if people eat the puffer fish because it gives them kind of like a really weird taste around their mouth.
	Yeah, it starts to numb your mouth.
	Numb your mouth, yeah.
	But in Haiti, this was used, if you look at the lore of voodoo and zombies, it was used to make people look like they were dead, because effectively they are pretty much dead, but then they wake up after the effects of this puffer fish wear off.
	So I don't know, maybe that's part of that was synthesized or put into it.
	I'm just saying there's alternatives to the...
	I mean, why else do we have all this zombie apocalypse, CDC warning for it?
	I mean, it's possible.
	I'm just saying it's possible.
	Well, that's funny because you're the one that's the big, the hard writer on the movie thesis for all these things.
	And we have lots of movies.
	Eddie and the zombies, or Eddie and the cannibals, I think.
	Eddie the sleepwalking cannibal, that's the big one.
	But here's what was really interesting.
	So the girlfriend of this guy, formerly known as a zombie, now a cannibal, Who lives in Florida.
	She came out.
	And she's now represented by Gloria Allred.
	Gloria Allred is always there when there's money to be made, although I think she's pretty real.
	She represents women, but whenever there's a book deal or a movie deal or something, she's always right on it.
	And she did a press conference with this woman, and she said something that cracked me up.
	Remember, the whole reason for this press conference is she wanted to make sure that her client was not represented as a cannibal as well.
	Anka and I are very concerned about the issue of cannibalism and the number of cases that are being reported in other states and countries, such as Alabama, Canada, Maryland, Japan, and Sweden.
	Wow, I had no idea cannibalism was so rampant, John.
	It's crazy.
	Now let's talk about cannibalism with Gloria Allred.
	Jokes are being made about this issue on late night television.
	This is horrible.
	You can't joke about cannibalism.
	For example, last night Adam Sandler did a comic bit about it on Jimmy Kimmel.
	But cannibalism is a serious issue and is very dangerous to the health and well-being of both the cannibal and the victim.
	That just cracked me up.
	It's very dangerous to you if your face is being eaten off.
	That sure appears to be the case.
	Very dangerous to the victim.
	Duh!
	Duh!
	Even the Center for Disease Control has weighed in on this important subject.
	It is very important that the social taboo and stigma that have long been attached to this subject continues, and that society condemns cannibalism.
	I think there's a pro-cannibalism movement afoot, John.
	We have to look out.
	Pro-cannibalism is on the rise.
	I'm watching a trailer called The Cannibal Zombie Movie.
	Oh my goodness.
	Anyway.
	Yeah, indeed.
	Anyway.
	Anyway.
	So there's another meme floating around that Jon Stewart tried to deconstruct.
	Did he fail?
	I think he did it wrong.
	No, what did he do?
	I think it's nothing more than just an excuse to, you know, to say, to use a term so you can say whatever you want.
	But it's the...
	Just tell me there's not a meme after you play this clip of all the medley of people using the term.
	See if you can identify the term in this medley of clips.
	Fair game.
	High school, it's always been this line, right?
	What's fair game here?
	Do you think it's a question that is worth asking?
	In other words, show the birth certificate, or do you think that's out of bounds?
	This comment to the Daily Beast saying that Mitt Romney's family comes from a polygamous commune in Mexico.
	Is that fair game?
	I mean, is that fair to talk about?
	Is it fair game?
	I mean, putting the killing of Bin Laden in a political ad and then taking the additional step of suggesting Mitt Romney would not have given the kill order.
	Absolutely not.
	That's fair game.
	Launched the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden.
	Is that fair game?
	Religion and the race for 2012.
	What's fair?
	What's out of bounds?
	Are you fair game if you come out and criticize the president?
	Is it fair game to attack you with the most vitriolic type of names?
	The issue of motherhood.
	Is it fair game?
	And they were doing this to both candidates?
	I wouldn't say a word.
	I'd say, well, you know what?
	It's fair game.
	Now this battle over Bain, what is fair game?
	Text on Mitt Romney, the businessman, and whether or not that is, in fact, fair game.
	Was that fair game and a successful strategy for the Democrats to use Romney's business record against him?
	Text your answer to 36288.
	Type SR1 for fair game.
	SR2 for dirty politics.
	All right, fair game.
	Fair game.
	Oh, fair game.
	What did you say?
	Fair gay.
	I heard fair gay.
	Fair gay?
	I'm a fair gay.
	Fair gay.
	All right, so you took this from Jon Stewart, and how did he deconstruct it, and what do you have on it?
	He was crazy.
	He just went all over the place.
	I don't think there's anything to it.
	I think the term is being used as a lead-in to say whatever you want.
	In other words, I say, well, let's talk about this guy's religious preference.
	I don't know if that's fair game.
	Do you think it's fair game to say that he was a pedophile?
	Do you think it was fair game to say he was a stooge for the government?
	Do you say it was fair game?
	No, it's not fair game.
	Okay, well then I won't mention it.
	It's just an excuse to get You know, bullcrap information into the public domain as though this is the mainstream media again at work.
	This is a trick used to put in National Enquirer types of lead-in stories and information.
	That's all it is.
	It's just, it's like, this is my get-out-of-jail-free card.
	If I just say it's, I ask the question, first I say the statement, yeah, the guy's actually bald and he wears a wig.
	You think it's fair game to talk about it?
	It's just a scam.
	It's a typical news media scam.
	Yeah, it's to hedge your bets so you can say the word without being blamed for saying it.
	Right, and this is the same trick as people.
	I do this, by the way, and I feel bad about it every time I do it, is taking a headline that is very unfair and probably not representative of the article and putting a question mark at the end.
	Oh, God, I hate that.
	You do that, really?
	Douche.
	I have done it.
	Yes, I have.
	You're a douche.
	Give me a douchebag, man.
	No, I'm not going to give you a douchebag.
	I did want to just talk about the stupid PR headline of the day.
	Now, we discussed the State Department's rewardsforjustice.net website, and they've updated the website since we talked about it.
	You've seen this?
	You've seen that they have now added a whole bunch of new douches from Lemon?
	Yep.
	Okay.
	So how do you promote that?
	How do you go out and how do you promote the fact that you now have up to $25,000 on dudes with turbans running around that the president has on his kill list, on his baseball cards, to go and drone?
	So how do they promote it?
	They go to site That is the S-I-T-E, Sight Intelligence Group, which you can find at sightintelgroup.com.
	And you get them to come out with an unconfirmed story, which no one can independently verify, that a Somali Islamicist offered ten camels for Obama and only a few hens for Hillary Clinton.
	And I want you to go to this site...
	Actually, you can choose between jihadist threat or white supremacist threats.
	And you can't actually get to any of the news stories because you have to subscribe to this.
	And this, by the way, is where all the translations that the U.S. government uses come from.
	They translate all the so-called jihadi websites, which no one ever has a link to the article.
	No one ever has the actual audio, which they say this was translated from audio.
	This is the craziest PR move I've ever seen in my life, only to promote the fact that we've now put more bounties on people's heads.
	And I've never heard of someone getting paid off, by the way.
	Because what happens is we just go and drone the guy.
	Actually, I heard there was negotiations for the Obama thing.
	Because he was worth 10 million or something, I forgot.
	Who, Obama?
	I'm sorry, Osama.
	Oh yeah, someone claimed it, I'm sure.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but this is...
	The Obama-Osama mistake, oh my goodness.
	But then everyone runs with the story.
	You've got to be really careful, because this was on No Agenda News Network dot com a hundred times.
	Like, oh, this guy came out and said he's only worth 10 camels.
	That's a PR move.
	And if someone has enough money, because if you click on any of these stories, let's see if we can get the report from this great organization.
	Let's see.
	Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri urged Tunisians to demand Sharia-based governance in an audio speech.
	Where's this?
	Just on the homepage under Jihadist News.
	What?
	Look at the homepage.
	The homepage, you can either click to white supremacist threats or jihadist threat.
	Because there's no other threats, apparently.
	Well, I'm on the jihadist threat page.
	Right.
	I have right there on the homepage.
	It says Zohari urges Tunisians.
	Tunisians, yeah.
	Yeah, okay, that one.
	Okay, so I click on the story for the full article.
	Jihadist news.
	So I click on the story for the full article.
	I'm clicking.
	And then it says, choose your category.
	Personal use, academic institution, press, government corporate.
	So the green one is personal use.
	I'm like, okay.
	That's casual individuals, students, professors, and retired military.
	300 bucks.
	How much?
	300 bucks.
	Yeah.
	300 bucks to get your stupid propaganda.
	Well, here, let's do something.
	And look at what they...
	Here.
	Subscribe now and gain unparalleled insight into the jihadist threat, including breaking news.
	The latest propaganda from jihadist groups.
	Yeah, propaganda.
	Exactly.
	Exclusive translations.
	Enjoy ad-free content.
	This is, and this is what they all use, site.
	Set up by a bunch of shills.
	We have to get to the bottom of this.
	Here, about the site.
	You can find out who it is.
	It's two shills who set this thing up here.
	Rita Katz.
	Director and co-founder of the Sight Intelligence Group.
	Has studied, tracked, and analyzed international terrorists.
	She has personally briefed government officials.
	Born in Iraq.
	Graduate of Middle Eastern Studies program at Tel Aviv University.
	She speaks both Arabic and Hebrew.
	She looks like a hysteric housewife of Orange County.
	Mrs.
	Katz is the author of Terrorist Hunter.
	And then Josh Devin, he's the other co-founder.
	University of Pennsylvania.
	Yeah, of course.
	The Spy University is where they all come from.
	This is bull crap.
	I can't spend $300 on getting these stupid stories, but just look at the headlines.
	And I never see a link.
	If you put the headline into Google, you get the site, the site, the site, the site, same thing.
	But you'll see site, S-I-T-E, site intelligence group is the one that's always being cited with a C as their source.
	But everywhere, you know, here's the story from CNN. We cannot confirm independently if this was really true.
	They never have, you know...
	If I could just get the audio, then I could at least have it translated, and then we could find out maybe if the audio was the actual guy.
	They're always talking about jihadist websites.
	Where are these jihadist websites?
	And how come our Department of Homeland Security can't take them down?
	They can take down every other website.
	Yeah, and put a big notice up.
	Yeah, why don't they take that down?
	Because somebody copied a movie.
	Yeah, they got access to the DNS. They can take it down at the drop of a hat.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, well, point well taken.
	All right.
	On a lighter note.
	We've got to get out of here, man.
	You've got one more thing?
	Well, yeah, because I want to lead into the clip.
	End of show clip, yeah.
	End of show clip.
	So there was a special done by the Australians, and I have to say the Australians are very adept at doing documentaries that are deadpan.
	What does deadpan mean?
	In other words, deadpan is like you say something that is extremely biting or you make some sort of commentary and you have a blank.
	The Dutch are all deadpan.
	They say stuff and they show no emotion in the process.
	And there's a type of humor called deadpan, which is like you say something that's really hilarious, but you just look like, what?
	I didn't know it was funny.
	Kind of thing.
	So there's the, I have to get back to my list, it's the Rainbow Bridge.
	There was this thing, it was done by the Australians, it was extremely critical of the nutballs who own ferrets.
	And we probably have, and I want to insult any No Agenda listeners, but it seems to me when you watch this documentary, there's some poisonous substance on the ferret, and people keep kissing them, and then there's just some next thing you know they're in love with the ferret.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
	It's a love drug?
	The ferret has a love substance?
	That it makes you love the ferret.
	It's not like ecstasy.
	No, I don't think so.
	Wait a minute.
	This is my theory, by the way, because I see these people, they're always nuzzling and kissing the ferret on the lips often.
	It's kind of disgusting.
	So anyway, so they talk about the ferret and they fall in love with these ferrets and they have tons of ferrets.
	And so the end of show clip will discuss this in more detail.
	But just as a lead in I want this clip that this talks about ferret heaven which is definitely worth listening to.
	The rainbow bridge is a very important part of a ferret owner's life because the babies that have passed go over the bridge and wait for you.
	When you go over the bridge, they're going to be there.
	It's kind of like a little ferret heaven.
	And they say when they die, they go over to the Rainbow Bridge and they live happily ever after there.
	It's a good thing to think that they don't just end.
	I'm going to start crying.
	They have too much personality to think that they'd just end.
	You have a lack of a life.
	So you have to...
	I'm telling you, you start watching this and you cannot take your eyes off it.
	The Australians are some of the best documentarians in the world.
	And we could have used some more donations from them, by the way.
	They do some wonderful stuff.
	And this came out of ABC, too, which is your...
	Yeah, Maynard.
	Our buddy Maynard, yeah.
	So that'll be the end of the show clip.
	You'll get a kick out of it.
	So there's more of this ferret love?
	Oh, it's worse.
	The end of show clip is worse.
	So the people have inappropriate things with these ferrets?
	No, they're too small, I think.
	Whatever the case, they have all these...
	It's just a weird story.
	You've got to see, look for the ferret documentary done by the ABC. It's available on the YouTubes?
	I don't know, maybe.
	Should be.
	Okay.
	Hi, ladies and gentlemen, we will keep our eye on the war on data, the war on sugar, the war on chicken, the war on children.
	I should mention, by the way, also from Australia, they have something new going on down there called Healthy Kids Check.
	Three-year-olds will be screened for early signs of mental illness in a new federal government program that uses behaviors such as sleeping with the light on, having tamper tantrums, or extreme shyness as signs of possible psychological problems.
	Put the kid on Adderall.
	My daughter's in the corner shaking her head like everyone's crazy.
	Wait a minute.
	You sleep with the light on, so therefore you have psychological problems?
	Oh, God.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	All right, everybody.
	I'm off to Los Angeles.
	I'll be back here at Camp Mofo Tuesday night, and I'll get ready for the show on Wednesday, and we'll have a great show on Thursday once again.
	Please remember us.
	We're a value-for-value proposition here.
	End of show clip coming up about ferrets.
	Here in the capital of the drone star state, as we run into overtime in the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, plain and simple, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	And we'll be back on Thursday.
	No, no agenda producer update today, because Mr.
	Oils has lost his voice.
	We wish him well with that.
	Until Thursday, right here, on No Agenda.
	She likes to steal potatoes and hide them neath my chair.
	And by the time I find them they're all covered up in hair.
	But my silly little ferret comes chirping in dismay.
	How could I be so mean, so cruel to take her prize away?
	I interact with mine at least four hours every day.
	If you watch them, they will talk to you in sign language.
	I don't know sign language.
	I've never tried to learn it.
	I know Sue can command the deaf ferrets to do things and they'll do them just by, like, come and she'll say something about she loves them and things like this.
	For me, it seemed like as my children got older and grew up and moved out that I sort of replaced them with ferrets.
	We like them.
	The advantage was that I could put them in a cage, and they arrest you if you do that with your kids.
	Hi!
	Ride them, cowboy!
	When they do pass away, I have their bodies cremated, and I have them in little tins, and they're here in the ferret room with me.
	They're always with me.
	Because I have a big deep freeze, I end up collecting the dead ferrets of all the people in the club, because we can get up to 25 pounds cremated for a good price.
	So we collect 25 pounds of dead ferret, and then after their ashes come back, we kind of divvy them up and go, okay, here's two teaspoons for you, and let's see, you had two ferrets, so you get four teaspoons.
	My husband thinks it's very, very weird.
	He complains that there's, at any given time, more dead ferrets in my freezer than there's food for humans.
	And then with single-mindedness she feathered up her nest.
	She lined it with my children's socks.
	She really liked them best.
	And then she decorated it with bits of treasure found.
	Treasure being anything that chance to hit the ground.
	Ferret, oh ferret, gather a stuff.
	Ferret, my ferret, when will you have enough?
	Oh, won't somebody please think of the children?
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