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April 19, 2012 - No Agenda

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401: The War on Chicken

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	They have done nothing but annoy the public.
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, April 19, 2012.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 401.
	This is no agenda.
	Reading compendia so you don't have to here at Camp Mofo in the capital of the drone star state, Austin Tejas.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And indeed, it's Formula 401 day here in Northern Silicon Valley.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's crack, blood, and bomb kills.
	With a stinger.
	What's Formula 401?
	You don't know.
	No, I don't.
	What's Formula 401?
	Typical.
	Oh, what is that?
	Like, now I'm a millennial or something, or I'm a loser?
	You don't know what Formula 401 is, you idiot.
	I didn't say that.
	I said typical.
	Yeah, well, what is it then?
	It's a very interesting cleaning solution.
	And that's what we're doing here on the No Agenda show.
	Cleaning your brain.
	Cleaning your brain so it works.
	It's so true, actually.
	It's a very interesting story.
	I think they finally did get bought up by Procter& Gamble or something.
	But I think initially it was an independent guy who was selling this stuff and he was doing it through infomercials.
	It's a very good product.
	And one of the big giant companies, Colgate or one of the big boys.
	Johnson and Johnson probably.
	One of them.
	They said, this guy's making too much money because it was a different formulation for cleaning.
	It had some new chemical that had just been developed.
	So they started to go after him to seek him.
	And it killed him.
	No.
	He apparently had so much margin on this that he lowered the price and killed them.
	Wow.
	What was their competing product, I wonder?
	Like Mr.
	Clean or something?
	They're half the products on the market now that have these spray top cleaners.
	Right, right.
	It comes in a Windex-like bottle.
	I think I do remember this Formula 401.
	Yeah, and so anyway, but then he kind of won the game and then somebody, I think, just bought him out.
	That was the end of it.
	Well, anyway, we are indeed here to clean your brain.
	It's been fouled up and just fouled, just fouled by mainstream media, and that includes not just television, but newspapers and radio.
	There's all kinds of mud and poop in your head right now, and we're going to take our toilet brush and clean it all out.
	Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
	So in the morning to you, John C. Dvorak.
	In the morning to you, Adam Curry, and in the morning to all ships at sea, boots on the ground, people in the submarines, and the washing ashore, and the legs around the soldiers.
	Okay.
	Well, let me start off with that one right away.
	I have the funniest thing.
	You know, my favorite one about this, besides the fact that everybody got so worked up about it, it was a bunch of goofballs.
	They picked up some body parts and took some photos, right, essentially.
	But my favorite one was the guys, you see the photo, the guy's got somebody's hand on his shoulder, and he's like, whoa, what's this?
	It's just like a Halloween gag.
	Well, you know what this is all about.
	Oh, heads must roll.
	Hey, heads have already rolled.
	That's what we're talking about.
	There's not just feats on the ground there.
	There's legs and kneecaps and all kinds of bits and pieces.
	This is so funny.
	There's always such disrespect for the dismembered body of a suicide bomber.
	What?
	Yeah, it's like millions of people have been killed already in the past ten years.
	Like, oh, this is so disrespectful.
	I'm telling you, why don't we do executions on national television?
	This would be great for our production company.
	That's the next step.
	Well, I have been enjoying the continuation of the hookers and blow in Columbia.
	That's a good story to follow.
	Yeah, it's funny.
	And now, of course, the Secret Service is jumping all over Ted Nugent.
	Oh, Ted Nugent.
	You know what kills me about the Ted Nugent story, because I've heard it a couple of times, is one of the Politico, I think, said this.
	They said, is Ted Nugent the Hillary Rosen moment for the Republicans?
	Ted Nugent does not work for the Republicans.
	No.
	I mean, he's just some rock and roll guy.
	I mean, can't anyone have a freedom of speech anymore?
	Hillary Rosen worked for the Democratic National Committee.
	Yeah.
	I mean, give me a break.
	Who comes up with these, you know, you can't say anything.
	Well, I just love watching these women in the morning on CNN and Fox, and I like their legs.
	Although CNN doesn't show legs, because, you know, they don't have good-looking ones.
	They just show a picture of that blowing up guy's legs.
	And like, oh, he's crazy.
	Yeah, he's, for 20, 30 years, he's the mad, he's the Motor City madman.
	We know this.
	He's always been this way.
	We know this, so what else is new?
	But here's, so the, you know, so of course, you know, we're, oh, full investigation, and we let the boss down.
	No, you didn't.
	You did exactly what the boss wanted you to do.
	You did a good job.
	With the hookers there in Columbia to distract attention from the true message.
	As reiterated in the wonderful newsletter you sent out yesterday, John.
	Good job on that.
	Thank you.
	This newsletter, by the way, got me, unfortunately, kind of sidetracked on something I mentioned in the newsletter and I didn't realize.
	I mean, we always know it was bad, the fact that we have six media companies in this country and every one of them is attached to a movie studio.
	Every one of them.
	Mm-hmm.
	And all you get, and I have some clips later I'll play when I start to get irked about this, all you get on the news now is just promotions and movies.
	Promotion for movie clips, yeah.
	By the way, it's Formula 409 and not 401.
	Typical, isn't it?
	Isn't that just typical?
	Thank you very much, Art, for sending that in.
	Okay, so now we're going to switch to the Pentagon, and Barbara...
	What's her last name?
	You know, the one that looks like Lurch.
	What does 401 refer to?
	401 refers to something.
	401 is another HTTP code.
	No, it's a 301.
	Go on, I'm sorry.
	So we've got Lurch there at the Pentagon.
	Barbara at CNN, whatever her name is.
	She's got her own little office.
	And she says the most remarkable thing about military being involved in this whole scandal.
	Is this a bad couple of days?
	A bad couple of apples?
	Maybe as many as ten in the military?
	Or is this a sign that perhaps this has happened before and before and there's a cultural problem?
	They just never got caught.
	Well, you know, it's the same thing you and Jessica were just talking about.
	To be very candid, of course there's drinking in the U.S. military, and of course people in the U.S. military engage prostitutes.
	Of course!
	This is a fact!
	I'm like, what?
	But did you notice the meme that that was John King?
	Did you notice the meme that he said it?
	And now I realize it's a meme because I've heard it over and over.
	Bad Apple.
	Oh, yeah.
	Name the song.
	The Osmond Brothers.
	One bad apple don't spoil a whole bunch of girls.
	And so now there's more pictures of clippity-clop Hillary Lucifer Clinton living it up there with her girls in the nightclub.
	And this is just the stupidity of what...
	This is the stuff we're taking the toilet brush to your brain for.
	Listen to this report from Wolf.
	Apparently, even the Secretary of State needs to let loose every now and then.
	Take a look at these photos of Secretary Hillary Clinton dancing and enjoying a beverage in Colombia.
	She was spotted at a place described in the Travel Guide Lonely Planet as the perfect location to, quote, shake your rum.
	She is in Colombia attending the Summit of the Americas.
	Shake your rum, baby.
	It's the perfect place to shake.
	Is that what she said?
	Shake your rump.
	Yeah, it was probably ass, but okay.
	But now listen to Wolf.
	I know that those pictures, Wolf, have gone viral.
	But you know what?
	She's letting loose, having a little fun.
	Let her enjoy.
	She works really, really hard for all of us.
	She enjoys.
	She should have a little free time as well.
	I agree with that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Let her enjoy.
	It's okay.
	Let her enjoy.
	Let her have a little free time.
	She works really hard.
	How much news reporting is this?
	The message is clear.
	There you go.
	Just gotta give her her props with her clippity-clops.
	Yeah, it's just crazy.
	Okay, so I had a clip and I was going to, a local news clip.
	Not Austin, but Houston.
	And I was going to surprise you with it.
	And then I saw that you tweeted the story, so it's not a big surprise.
	I'm a little disappointed.
	But at least you don't have the clip.
	So I'd like to warm you up today with some incredible shut-up slave news here from Gitmo Nation Tejas.
	But a new program is placing undercover officers on that bus, kind of like air marshals on a plane.
	Local 2 investigator Joel Eisenbaum has much more now from onboard a metro bus.
	Tens of thousands of people in Houston rely on these buses every day to get them where they're going safely.
	This new program is designed to maximize that safety, but does it come at a cost?
	We have covered a series of crimes over the years that have happened on Metro buses and at Metro bus stops.
	Sexual assaults are especially scary.
	Well, a new initiative called Bus Safe aims to make the Metro bus riding experience safer.
	Today we announce that if you think you're going to be a bad actor on buses, get ready.
	You're going to have a short-lived time frame.
	Now this is that wacko...
	Did you hear the bad apple?
	No, she said bad actor.
	Bad actor.
	Oh, I thought she said bad apple.
	No, it's almost the same thing.
	That's the wacko Sheila Jackson Lee.
	This woman, by the way...
	Well, she is so...
	She is such an a-hole.
	I have no idea.
	How did those people in Texas keep putting her in office?
	I have no idea.
	But this is the kind of report that is very, very dangerous.
	And I have another 30 seconds here.
	So the idea is, and you'll hear at the end of the report, that these are actually TSA employees.
	I can't even call them officers because they're not officers of the law.
	They set it up.
	They trick you into thinking this is going to be like the air marshals program, which is not the TSA. Air marshals sit in the plane, are armed, are known by the cabin crew, And when something happens, then these guys will get up and take you out.
	Which I think is actually a pretty good deal to have air marshals.
	I'm okay with that.
	They're just discreet.
	They're just hanging out.
	But these guys are not sitting and waiting for something to happen.
	They're going to search you.
	And they're going to search your possessions and your bag to make sure you're not a bad actor.
	How do we know that they're not a criminal?
	Well, listen to this.
	So in this type of report, you need to get your man on the street.
	Right?
	So you interview 50 people, and you pull out two that think it's great.
	Now, when it comes to the search, which is more egregious even than just them being there at all, listen to what they've found to put into this report to justify that it's good, even by having a person who's against the search.
	But why she's against the search is hilarious.
	This is a national pilot program which puts undercover officers on metro buses.
	They're not officers.
	They're TSA employees.
	Sniffing out trouble before it happens.
	It's kind of a sniffing out trouble before it happens.
	What's that?
	They have like some magic pre-crime radar?
	They have their dogs?
	Sniffing it out.
	They're dogs!
	Akin to air marshals, but for buses.
	They're not air marshals.
	It's a good idea.
	There's a lot of bad people riding the bus or something.
	Hell, it's a good idea.
	A lot of bad people hanging on the bus.
	We all need to be protected.
	But that safety will apparently come somewhat at the expense of civil liberties.
	Yeah, like the Fourth Amendment.
	These officers will be able to search bags at random and canines might be brought in.
	But you don't like the bag searches.
	Now, why doesn't she like the bag search?
	Can you guess?
	She's got a diaphragm in there.
	No, not at all.
	Because I carry a lot of food and people always ask me for my food.
	No, because that's my food.
	You don't want a dog sniffing it.
	I don't want people...
	That was after my food!
	I don't want people going after my food!
	The Bus Save Program is a collaboration between the Congresswoman Metro Precinct 7 Constables and the TSA. In downtown, Joel Eisenbaum...
	That's really egregious.
	Air Marshals.
	This is propaganda to such a degree.
	To such a degree.
	Just shut up.
	We can search you.
	We're sniffing it out.
	Before it happens.
	That's because we're searching you.
	So I got a bunch of some very interesting notes on some of the TSA. Why do we put up with it?
	One of our nights.
	I should just take the bus, and if one of those a-holes tries to search my crap, I mean, you will see me on the 6 o'clock news.
	I'll be like that dude who took off his clothes at the airport.
	Well, something like that's going to happen.
	Bus patrons are not, half of them don't know what the hell's going on anyway.
	Not to say that they don't know what's going on.
	And I'm sure they're not even, many of them probably have never been in an airport.
	Especially in Houston.
	No offense to the Houstonians that actually help us here.
	Well, we do have a pretty big airport here.
	An international airfield.
	Yeah, I'm saying there's a lot of people that have never flown in their lives.
	And they're going to now be confronted with these idiots.
	And they take the easiest people to over-rumple.
	Is that a word?
	To over-rumple.
	I think it's a Dutch word that I just made up.
	Just to confuse them, because people on buses, the patrons as you say, they may...
	And by the way, buses do suck.
	I mean, there's a lot of weirdos on the buses.
	Which is why I'm not...
	If the bus company, the Metro, if they had air marshals, bus marshals, sitting there going to kick someone's ass...
	That would be good.
	But to have the government, TSA, employees sitting there doing that, sniffing it out, searching your stuff.
	That'll be deemed a successful program, and then we're on to the next.
	Yeah.
	And here's what the real problem is with all these programs, is that once they're put in place, you can't take them out of place.
	You can't pull them back, because if you do, and any little thing happens, and everybody, because it's all political, right?
	So I'm the next president.
	I kill the TSA. And some guy stubs his toe on an airplane, and the plane blows up, and it's attributed to terrorists.
	It's my fault.
	Yeah.
	They have caught nobody.
	They've caught zero people.
	They have done nothing but annoy the public.
	And they're pushy.
	We have Knight Allen Bean wrote in a note about how he opted out in Oakland.
	Do you need me to find that note real quick?
	You want to find it?
	Yeah, hold on a second.
	I got it ready because you asked me to actually get something, right?
	Here we go.
	Yeah, why don't you read it?
	I and my pretend wife...
	That's the label she has chosen for me to call her rather than girlfriend since we're both past 60 and unmarried.
	Departed Oakland en route to Portlandia last Thursday morning at 6 a.m.
	TSA were using the backscatter radiation machines at the Oakland airport rather than the magnetometers.
	I opted out.
	I received the opt-out, opt-out singing out by the doofuses who occupy the security positions, was patted down after a slight delay and was declared safe.
	Proceeded to my designation and destination, had a good hiking eating experience once again in the Portland area.
	When we came back, we were exposed to the millimeter radio wave exposure machines.
	We were not allowed to opt out.
	I asked the TSA doofuses if it was a radiation machine.
	They said, no, only radio waves, which of course is kind of what, it's the same thing.
	No.
	Then talk to us.
	They're different.
	I mean, a millimeter wave is a radio wave.
	It's not ionizing radiation.
	It's not an x-ray.
	Well, how come you can't opt out of those?
	That doesn't sound right.
	Well, I don't know that that's true.
	I cannot find anything that says you can't opt out of that.
	In fact, I've seen quite the opposite.
	You can opt out of every screening machine.
	I think they're full of crap there in the Portland area.
	or night, file a formal complaint with the TSA.
	People are not complaining enough.
	You should file a formal complaint with the TSA.
	Find out who your local congressman is and send him a copy by mail.
	And you got to get these people's names.
	Yeah, getting the names is already a badge number if they have one.
	Which they like to wear a badge, so they probably all have badge numbers.
	I've got a badge.
	I hate these guys.
	I'm on minimum wage and I've got a badge.
	I've got a lot to go through, so why don't we thank...
	Do we have executive producers?
	I think we do, right?
	Yeah, we do.
	Yeah, let's thank some of them before we jump into some of the stuff I've been working on this week.
	Working, working.
	Okay, let's start with Black Knight Kelly Spongberg.
	Also known as Metal Dog Machines.
	You know how this came through kind of oddly.
	Metal Dog Machines.
	Yeah, Metal Dog Machines.
	He also, if I don't have my...
	I shall Google that.
	Metal Dog Machines.
	And it may also have come from Dame Andrea, who's his wife.
	Oh, yes.
	So I don't know.
	But it's 404, so he's the first member of the 404 Club.
	Oh, right on.
	A double.
	Cool.
	Melissa...
	Carbrae in Orlando Park, Illinois at 401, which is today's show, member of the 401 Club.
	And her name is pronounced Coglanese.
	Even though it says Carbrae, I don't know.
	I'm not sure.
	Anyway, thank you for all the work you do in making the best podcast in the universe, my friend.
	Julian introduced me to your show about a year and a half ago, and I've been hooked ever since.
	Sorry for being a boner for so long.
	Hopefully you'll consider this a down payment on a damehood.
	You keep tabs on this and you can let us know when you make it.
	Can you please give me a de-douching and a big shot of karma for my expected career transition?
	Did you notice that our theme of our show is people changing jobs?
	Changing jobs, yeah.
	Absolutely.
	And our marriage since sharing love and love is great.
	Oh, absolutely.
	De-douching and karma for you, future dame.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	And thank you for coming in as a member of the 401 Club.
	Yeah, and Robert Suarez in Portland, Oregon.
	Portland, he actually is in Tigard, which I've been pronouncing Tigard.
	And so he wrote a note in to correct me because it's kind of, I guess, humiliating to be from Tigger.
	And he's got a note to you.
	Do you have it?
	I'm just seeing the note now, so why don't you read on and I'll see if I can find his email.
	He needs some podcast audience karma.
	We need more listeners than we do.
	The movie trailers podcast are over at trailerclash.com.
	We don't have time or money to review movies, so we just review the movie trailers.
	So that's some site that he's promoting.
	Oh, he sent in a note about the gay joke that we didn't understand, about the full-fledged gay joke on the last episode?
	Yeah.
	John and you seem to be stumped by the gay joke in episode 400, thinking it might be some kind of coded language.
	I listened to it a few times, realized it's just a simple wordplay.
	It has to do with the word practicing, which can be used as either an adjective or a verb.
	The comment was regarding practicing homosexuals.
	The adjective for meaning people who are practitioners of homosexuality.
	The joke was in changing it to the verb form as in practicing to be a homosexual.
	This is why the reporter commented, they have a problem with practicing homosexuals, but do they have a problem with full-fledged?
	Oh, okay.
	Ha ha ha ha.
	I don't know.
	That's probably why the other guy groaned.
	Yeah.
	Get it.
	Get it.
	Funny joke.
	All right.
	Thanks, Robert.
	Appreciate that.
	Jordan DeMoss in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.
	Right there in the middle of the best part of Hawaii, actually.
	218-87.
	ITM from the ship at sea.
	Currently on deployment.
	My submarine just pulled into the...
	Did we just do this one?
	Been a long...
	No, I don't think so.
	Pulled into the land of the rising sun.
	Been a long time.
	3333 subscriber.
	Been out at sea a long time with nothing to spend my money on, so I'm taking a portion of my hookers and blow fund to pay for the rest of my knighthood.
	I think it's time to establish a new order for the ships at sea, and I would prefer to be made a lord of...
	We don't have him down as a knight.
	Yeah, I think we do.
	Hold on a second.
	Let me double-check.
	I usually have the knight logo on here.
	Jordan Amas, yes, and he wants to be the...
	Lord of the No Agenda Admiralty.
	Call out other ships at sea as douchebags for not donating.
	Douchebags!
	Also some deployment, Carmen, would be great.
	Please send my ring to the following.
	He's got a ring address.
	Okay, yeah.
	I don't know.
	We'll put together a pay.
	We need some of these special sub-orders, some of these things, whether you're like a member of a sub-club and I think Admiralty, the No Agenda Admiralty, that sounds like a winner.
	I like that.
	Let me give him some...
	He needed some deployment.
	What did he need?
	Some deployment karma.
	Let me give him that for a second.
	You've got karma.
	Yeah, the no agenda admiralty.
	I think that's a good idea.
	We can get you...
	Yeah.
	And we'll send out your ring, Jordan, but you better send us the size.
	So you didn't do that.
	James Murray in Houston, or Houston, if you're in New York City, Texas.
	I think I'm going to start calling it Houston, Texas.
	2-12-13.
	Please accept this as a donation.
	Not as a donation, but as a commission for voice talent services.
	My human resource, Cole, turned 16 this week, and I would like to present him with a better ringtone for his alarm.
	Maybe something like...
	Hey Cole, wake up, you lazy ass out of bed.
	It's time for school.
	No, get your lazy ass out of bed.
	Let's try that again.
	Hey Cole, wake up, get your lazy ass out of bed.
	It's time for school.
	Why don't you give him one?
	You don't sound grouchy enough.
	Say it like the old guy with the kids on the lawn.
	Hey Cole, wake up.
	Get your lazy ass out of bed.
	It's time for school.
	I would say you nailed it.
	That's the tech grouch.
	Nailed it.
	Woldek Zelenich, I'm guessing.
	In Fayetteville, New York, 212.12, without comment.
	Hyperware Technologies, Los Gatos, California, 212.
	These are all his associate executive producers, by the way.
	And he says a donation from David Foley, who's publishing Adam's Big App Show on the Roku IPTV box.
	Yoo-hoo!
	That's nice.
	Yeah, no, it's going to be very cool.
	So I have like 47 interviews now, and they're going to make a show out of it.
	Yeah, it's good.
	You know what?
	All these new boxes need content.
	These boxes need content.
	We've got to get content to them.
	Please send some karma to all that subscribe to the free Big App Show Roku channel in the morning.
	You've got karma.
	In the morning.
	And then from Slave Oscar, who I'm not sure if we want to use his name.
	He was vague.
	But he signed off as Slave Oscar out of San Antonio right up the street from you.
	$209.07.
	Fellow slaves, please accept my donation of $69.69 times 3 equals $209.07.
	My wife, Fran, turned me on.
	This is a switcheroo.
	Yeah, this is new.
	And what JC and I got off on this one.
	It's like, what?!
	Fran, my wife, turned me on to the podcast a few years ago, and this is my first gift to the Deconstructors of the New World Order.
	Please de-douche me, and then give me a hey, citizen, and two to the head.
	Alright, so de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	Hey, citizen.
	It was a grunt in there.
	I never heard that before.
	It didn't quite work.
	Hey, citizen.
	Sometimes it gets a little stuck.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	A triple soit en neuf.
	So, we want to thank Fran.
	Yeah, thank you.
	We haven't had too many women get men to listen to the show.
	We're always trying to have men trying to get their fiancés, wives, whatever, to listen to the show.
	Well, you know why?
	You know why?
	That's because most women have never had a real job.
	Trying to stir up some controversy.
	Hey, Lois, can you use...
	They'll flock to the show later.
	Lois, can you use that as a sound bite to get us some PR? Is that a real job?
	E. Lawrence McDonald, our final associate executive producer in Orion, Illinois, came in at $200.
	We want to thank them and all the other producers of No Agenda Show 401, not named after the cleaning fluid.
	Go to devorek.org slash na, channel devorek.com slash na, noagendashow.com and noagendanation.com and click on the donate button and help us continue to do this fine work that we undertake.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. Yes, indeed.
	And I was just getting something queued up here.
	We have two little PR mentions to talk about today.
	Let me just make sure this is working.
	Hold on a second.
	Well, the first one is the No Agenda Book Club is back, noagendabookclub.com, because it was deactivated or something had happened.
	I guess it expired, and so now the No Agenda Book Club is back online.
	It actually says No Agenda Book Club, No Agenda Library at noagendabookclub.com, which is great.
	Very, very happy to have that back, and we'll be mentioning more Literature, which can be stored there, and you can find it.
	Another...
	And I contemplated not posting this, and I actually requested permission.
	I don't know if it came in, but I'm sure it's okay.
	You remember Vicki in Shikshini, Pennsylvania?
	She came down with the whole family, and I think they're from upstate New York, and they had the Happy and Distracted Slave t-shirt sign.
	Remember that from the Hot Pockets Tour?
	Oh yeah.
	And her friend Kathy was also going to come down, but she's fighting cancer.
	I hate that shit.
	And so we did call her and we had a nice chat.
	Now she just had a stem cell transplant a couple of weeks ago and she's recovering.
	And this picture just cracked me up.
	They sent a picture of Kathy.
	Now, because she can't have any head trauma, they made her wear one of those helmets, like the spinning kids wear.
	Yeah.
	And they said, you know, you go ahead and you can decorate it.
	So go to kathy.curry.com.
	She just kills me.
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	So, I spent a lot of time doing some stuff this past week.
	That I'd like to share with you.
	And actually, I'm mad at myself.
	And I need to apologize for not catching this, oh, what, almost a year ago.
	It makes me mad when that happens.
	And I'll kind of tell you what happened here.
	So we...
	You'll recall the...
	Anders Breivik massacre in Norway.
	And that was about, what, nine or ten months ago?
	Yeah.
	Guy went out and killed everybody.
	So he's on trial now in Norway.
	And so reports are ramping up.
	And I'll give you a little 30-second clip from...
	This is what caught my attention in the first place.
	From, I think, CNN. And I researched this and then I decided to delve a little bit deeper.
	Suspect behind a deadly bomb and gun rampage in Norway is claiming self-defense.
	Lisa Sylvester is monitoring that.
	Some of the other top stories in the Situation Room right now.
	So he claims self-defense.
	I'm like, that's interesting.
	So I immediately hit the book of knowledge.
	And it turns out that even the court instructed the media not to translate what he says is not ret, N-O-D-R-E-T-T, as self-defense.
	Because the actual translation and the plea is defense as a necessity.
	So already I'm like, hmm, okay.
	Propaganda at work.
	Let's pay attention.
	Now, there's only one program that even tries to deliver some type of news here in Gitmo Nation, U.S., and that would be the PBS NewsHour, which we watch pretty religiously, because at least you only get one or two movie promotions during this.
	And...
	They started to talk about this trial, and I was like, whoa, what is going on?
	And this prompted a lot of research.
	So let's listen to this.
	I'll interrupt it at the appropriate moment.
	Now, the details of last summer's mass killing in Norway play out in court.
	We begin with a report from Martin Geisler of Independent Television News in Oslo.
	This was the day Anders Breivik had been waiting for.
	His chance to defend the seemingly indefensible.
	To share with the world the beliefs that drove him to commit mass murder.
	He seemed to be relishing the moment.
	Seeking eye contact with the public benches.
	How do you like it so far?
	Are they setting this guy up or what?
	Do you like it?
	He seemed to be seeking eye contact.
	He'd spent years preparing for this platform and killed 77 people to get it.
	But as he was called to take the stand, the cameras were turned off.
	Hey!
	I'm like, huh?
	This is where my head swivels.
	I'm like, what?
	They're in the courtroom, and then the minute he gets ready to say something at this platform of his, the cameras were turned off.
	Fade to black, fade back up.
	The court authorities have a balance to strike here.
	While they want to limit Anders Breivik's exposure, they won't censor him.
	So while we can report on what was said inside this courtroom, we can't broadcast the pictures.
	So I immediately head off to the webs.
	I'm like, okay.
	So they're not broadcasting live from the courtroom, but they can report from the courtroom.
	Now, you're a great man if you can find an actual transcript of what he said.
	And he spoke for 73 minutes.
	No one published it.
	Not a single news outlet anywhere.
	I'm like, hmm.
	And as it turns out later, I didn't have to really look far because I know what he said because it was published in another place.
	But this, to me, was like, why are they not showing anything from what he's saying?
	For more than an hour he read from a 13-page statement, painting himself as a national hero, protecting the white native Norwegian.
	Brutality is not necessarily evil, he said.
	It depends on your motivation.
	I was trying to avert a major civil war in Europe.
	My actions were based on goodness.
	He said many others shared his opinions, but their voices are suppressed.
	The last time there was real democracy in Europe, he said, was when Hitler came to power.
	So far, he sounds like a kook, right?
	Okay.
	Yep, of course.
	By the way, stop.
	I want to mention that the way it was presented is making him sound crazy.
	I'm going along with whatever it is you're up to.
	But it was implied in some weird way that he was so deluded that the last time we had democracy in Europe was when Hitler was in power.
	Exactly.
	He wasn't referring to the fact that Hitler's Germany was a democratic system.
	Correct.
	He just said that there was democracy somewhere in Europe, and there was in France, and there was in...
	And then we got Hitler.
	UK, and then Hitler was also...
	But there was the era of Hitler.
	Yes.
	And Hitler shouldn't have even been used in that analysis, but go on.
	But it was used for a very specific reason to make this guy sound like...
	...technique to make people think of long...
	You think Hitler, and now you're thinking...
	This guy's brain is set up for something.
	...thinking Hitler, exactly.
	...any longer, he said.
	I'm the first drop of water signaling a coming storm.
	Breivik said he'd tone down his rhetoric out of respect for the victims, many of whose families were sitting just feet away.
	So this makes him sound even sicker, of course.
	Yeah, that is.
	Breivik's every move and every word are being studied by a panel of psychiatrists in court...
	So now the case is all about, is he crazy or is he not crazy?
	And just as some background, which I clipped out of this report, there is no death penalty in Norway.
	You can get 21 years in jail, or if you're deemed criminally just insane, then you'll go to a mental facility.
	So the trial is no longer about why he did it.
	Because that, of course, is being censored.
	You're not allowed to see him speak.
	You're not allowed to hear what he has to say, other than these little bits that are being taken randomly, which include some out-of-context references to Hitler.
	But this is now about whether he's crazy or not.
	And of course, we're all trained to think, the guy's nuts, he's crazy.
	And will determine how he's punished.
	He'll stay on the stand under cross-examination, which could last another four days.
	So now we switch back to the studio at PBS, and now a conversation comes up about the censorship part of it, and it's very interesting, and this is what really got me on a tangent.
	But has concern been expressed that this, even though what he says isn't televised, that this trial is giving him a platform to air his views?
	This to me was like, whoa, my brain is now fried.
	It's not being televised, but yet it is a platform to air his views.
	How does that work?
	Yeah, there are no audio or video of his statement, but it will be written out.
	You can see it on the internet.
	And also this trial is broadcasted all over Norway to local courthouses so that the relatives and families of the victims can see and hear him if they want to.
	That is a closed trial for them.
	But you can see the details still, but the court does not want to be a platform for his extremist views.
	Now let me just ask you a question before we continue, John.
	It makes no sense to me in a modern intelligent society, if someone has done this, and of course I do not condone killing in any form, if someone has done this, would it not be good to know why?
	I mean, Mein Kampf is not outlawed.
	We can read that to find out what Hitler was thinking.
	Does this make sense to censor his message?
	Well, this was the big topic of discussion during the Kaczynski period when we had the Unabomber.
	And he had written a long diatribe that he demanded for some...
	He was doing a quid pro quo of some sort.
	He wasn't going to kill somebody.
	He wasn't going to do a bomb.
	He wasn't going to do something if they would print his manifesto in the New York Times.
	Mm-hmm.
	And there was a big discussion about whether they should do this or not because I don't know if they think the public is – well, let's take a look at the reality of the situation.
	The public at large has been dumbed down to such an extreme by the school systems that it is possible that they could read something like the Kaczynski manifesto and then all fall in line.
	I mean there's a fear by the government because they don't know what they're dealing with with a public that's been turned into a bunch of boneheads.
	So they don't know what to do.
	And this is universal.
	This is obviously the case in Norway, too, which is turning into kind of a lazy state because of all the free money that they have.
	But, be that as it may, they finally decided to print the manifesto after a large, long debate.
	And it was only by printing the manifesto that they ever caught the guy.
	Because all the profilers were all wrong.
	He was supposed to be a guy in his 20s, a neat freak, which was anything but a neat freak.
	And they wouldn't have caught this guy in a million years except for the fact that his brother read the manifesto that was published and noticed it was some usages in there that only his brother he's ever heard do.
	And he got suspicious and called the FBI. They would have never caught the guy.
	The guy would still be bombing people if they hadn't have done this.
	So this, just by definition, is bad.
	If somebody is on trial and he has something to say about why he did it, I think the public has a right to know what this is.
	Thank you.
	It's not going to get everybody all riled up.
	What are they thinking?
	Well, unless the message that he has is so powerful and so spot on that people do get riled up about it and the government is worried about that.
	Does that...
	Did that possibility ever enter into your mind?
	The possibility...
	I think has entered into the government's mind.
	To be honest about it, it has not entered into my mind, and I don't believe it's possible in this day and age to get anybody riled up about anything if you just take a look at what's going on in our country with the TSA. So very important is, well let me just finish this out because now this is the guy who works for the Norwegian Public Broadcasting and he is going to try and explain why they decided not to do this and he stutters and fumbles like a blithering idiot over his explanation and this
	got me interested.
	But I mean, has there been discussion within Norway that the openness of this trial is giving him that platform?
	I think in his manifesto that he posted online just before doing the deed, he said something like, you're urging others to do the same, your trial will be your world stage.
	There has been a lot of discussion how to cover this, and my company, Norwegian Public Broadcasting, has decided to mute some of the audio.
	There are gruesome, grueful details of what has happened, and it's too close for us in Norway, while other media, international media, might broadcast more of it.
	But his statement is not being broadcasted in the video or audio at all, only like a written reference, which some media do refer.
	No!
	A written reference is too close.
	What?
	All right.
	Enough of this.
	So Tuesday night, when this story came out, around midnight, I googled for his manifesto, which is not a manifesto, it's a compendium.
	What is a compendium, John?
	Well, a compendium would be a list of, or kind of a compressed list of perhaps grievances.
	I believe, I don't know the exact...
	Well, let's look up the exact definition.
	Let's do that right now.
	Consult the book of knowledge!
	So while you're looking that up...
	It's a concise, yet comprehensive compilation of a body of knowledge.
	There you go.
	It is a compendium, not a manifesto, but a compendium.
	It is called 2083, A European Declaration of Independence.
	I spent the next, up until 6 a.m.
	Wednesday morning, reading all 1,557 pages, sorry, 1,518 pages of his compendium, and I was blown away.
	This is, it is a compendium.
	He wrote very little of it himself, and this is why I was angry, because I can recall us going like, what kind of idiot, 1500 pages, doesn't even speak English.
	Remember we were like, we were like laughing about it?
	Well, we weren't laughing about it.
	We were skeptical.
	Yeah, well, I feel bad.
	I don't think we were laughing about it.
	I feel bad.
	So it's broken down into three parts, and I can summarize it pretty quickly.
	I can't hear anything.
	Hello?
	Do you hear me?
	Now I can.
	You've been cutting out on and off, but it hasn't been like a normal Skype distortion cutout.
	It's just dead air.
	Hold on.
	Yeah, I can see it.
	I can see I've got some kind of problem here.
	Hold on.
	I have a problem too.
	I have an ant on my microphone.
	I can't log in to the broadcaster anymore.
	The stream is...
	Hmm.
	Okay, we're back.
	Good.
	It looks like we had some kind of...
	It was a hiccup on my side.
	I could see the connection broke.
	All right.
	You with me?
	Well, I was until you...
	I was saying that we weren't laughing about it.
	We were skeptical.
	Right.
	But what I didn't do is I didn't go and read it.
	And I feel so stupid because we could have had this conversation so much earlier and we could have been ready for it.
	Oh.
	So it's basically broken down to three sections.
	First section is an introduction.
	Second section is a history lesson, a very interesting history lesson.
	And the third section is about what to do and where to take this.
	And the entire first section has nothing to do with...
	I'll know, by the way, he did not kill any Muslims.
	And he's being portrayed as crazy, anti-Islamic nutcase.
	The first, and this is also, again, it's a compendium, so everything has sources, it has a webpage, a lot of Wikipedia, I have to say, so take that with a grain of salt, but he apparently spent several years putting this together.
	And he starts off by stating...
	That the European Union was started by a bunch of elites who decided that they would rule the entire Euroland region by cultural Marxism.
	And I was not familiar with the term cultural Marxism.
	Have you ever heard of this?
	Yeah, but I haven't heard of it for a while.
	So...
	Cultural Marxism is a controlling mechanism that is introduced through the use of political correctness.
	And this, like, oh, now I'm like, whoa, that's interesting.
	And political correctness has been used since the mid-50s, not just throughout Europe, but in the United States as well, to essentially create a slow-motion coup d'etat.
	Because you can't say all these things that are really on your mind, and as that just keeps on going and going, and the media and the education system teaches you to be politically correct, at the end of the day, you wind up not being able to say anything for fear of complete peer and social outrage at the things you say.
	I lost you.
	I lost you.
	Alright, hold on.
	I should be back.
	Wow.
	Something's bad today.
	You got me again?
	Yeah.
	Something's bad.
	So did you get the part about the...
	Yeah, no.
	The political correctness has been a plague on free speech is what it's been a plague on.
	Exactly.
	People can't say what they mean.
	They can't use certain words.
	Instead of arguing against an idea, you argue against the usages.
	Or you can't say that.
	Or you can't do that.
	My daughter is a subject to this in the school that she goes to.
	That's not nice.
	That's right.
	You didn't say that.
	You can't say that.
	It's like, who says?
	Exactly.
	Who says I can't say that?
	And by the way, a lot of people...
	We don't have a source who says you can't say it.
	You just can't say it because it's not right.
	It's not politically correct.
	But the whole thing is you have to fight this constantly.
	So this is exactly what he says in his opening book one of his compendium.
	And by the way, a lot of people listening to this are going to roll their eyes and go, you're crazy, Curry.
	You're out of your mind.
	I can't believe you.
	This is a madman.
	Bear with me for a second.
	Because this is very, very interesting.
	I lived in Europe for many, many years, and I saw this political correctness take place.
	And you literally just, anyone in the United States of Europe will understand what I'm talking about.
	And even if you're in America, you've seen this political correctness grow, and you're right, we have to fight this.
	So this is how he starts off, and he says this is what the elites used to create the European Union, and they got it to the point where it wasn't even politically correct to say, screw this European Union crap, we shouldn't be a part of this, we shouldn't join up, it's going to ruin our individuality as countries, our sovereignty, but no one spoke up.
	And when they did, then it was like, shut up, you're being politically incorrect, you're not being a part of the team, you're not being part of the whole European vibe, no more votes for you.
	That, to me, was like, so that rang true when I was reading this.
	Then he goes into his second book, which is A History of Islam.
	And he focuses a lot of attention on the Ottoman Empire.
	The Ottoman Empire, and I'm talking five, six hundred pages here of historical documentation about Marxists, socialists, and how that relates to the barbers, which I believe is where we get the word barbarian from.
	And how the Ottoman Empire pillaged and rampaged throughout what he calls Eurabia since 600 or 700.
	Does that ring true to you, any of this?
	Yeah, the reports of this are pretty common.
	This is not a history lesson that's a secret.
	Ah, but when I went to school, I think we spent 30 minutes of an entire hour on the Ottoman Empire.
	Well, when I went to school, even, at least high school, I don't think we ever talked about the Ottoman Empire, except maybe just mention the name of it.
	I mean, that history is so old.
	That nobody teaches it.
	In fact, the teaching of American history and the American Revolution is not even taught much anymore.
	I don't know that they even teach any history in school today because you can go.
	It's not a screwy, that jaywalking segment on The Tonight Show, where you go and you just ask people on the street certain things.
	Most people don't know anything.
	They don't know when World War II is.
	Like the guy said on the show he did recently where he was introduced as a veteran of World War XI because of the Roman numeral II, and this is by a high school teacher.
	I mean, this is pretty grim.
	So...
	I don't know anything about the Ottoman Empire, or I didn't.
	And he lists all these sources.
	And again, most of it's Wikipedia, but there are other sources as well and other scholarly documents.
	And so I looked at a few of them.
	They check out.
	At least it's saying the same thing.
	And there apparently have been two major waves of Islam trying to take over Europe and create Eurabia.
	And the Ottoman Empire, of course, was based in Turkey, Constantinople, and that's where the barbers came out and they tried to go westward to capture all of Europe.
	But I don't think that's really disputed.
	But it was interesting to read about all these different guys who were in charge, and it was very bloody.
	And again, the barbers is where we got the word barbarians from.
	Then he goes into the Crusades.
	Now, what I was always taught about the Crusades is, at a certain point, the church decided, let's go tell all these idiots that they've got to believe in God, and we went and killed a whole bunch of them.
	And I'm not kidding.
	That's how I was taught.
	Does this make any sense to you?
	Well, the Crusades have always been kind of glossed over in school.
	And there's just generalities that have been made.
	It wouldn't surprise me that that wouldn't be one of them.
	But anyway, I think you're taking too long getting to whatever point you're trying to make.
	No, no, I'm not.
	Look, it's 1,500 pages.
	I'm trying to explain to you what's in here.
	And it's a history lesson that I was unaware of, and I think probably have been instructed incorrectly.
	the Crusades were actually the they were of course the Roman Catholic Church stopping the barbarians the the barbers from trying to take over Europe and so then he goes in and this is this is where it gets interesting he starts listing all of these Crusaders all the way to well before you go on and we first get some real historical foundation here that
	The barbarians technically were those who have attacked from the East, not from the Middle East.
	And the Crusades were...
	Turkey is the East, you would agree with me, right?
	No.
	The barbarians came from Hungary, the Magyars, all these various barbarian tribes, which are all essentially, in some funny way, founded by Genghis Khan.
	And they were the barbarians that were a problem, but that was during the Roman Empire, mostly.
	Mm-hmm.
	And the Muslim movement, and at the time, by the way, the Muslims did have a more advanced civilization.
	I don't know if he goes into that.
	But they're the ones who developed most of modern mathematics and all the rest of it.
	And we had to steal that back from them.
	And they quite quickly took over most of southern Europe during this era when they had a...
	They had superiority in a number of fields.
	It took a long time to get them pushed back into the Middle East.
	I believe during that era when the Crusades came along to really finish the job off.
	But the Crusades were somewhat dimensional because there was other political reasons for the Crusaders and who went on the Crusades and all the rest of it.
	It's kind of a mess to try to actually get...
	Straightened out in a historical sense of what happened, why did it happen, and all the rest of it.
	I'm not absolutely sure.
	Exactly.
	That's my point.
	Thank you very much.
	That's exactly why I'm trying to lay this out, because it's not clear to me.
	I'm just telling you, I'm reiterating what he writes.
	It's very drawn out.
	But then he goes through all these crusaders, including Vlad the Impaler.
	And Vlad the Impaler, you know, I've always said, this is some guy who, like, just, you know, went around impaling people, and he was horrible.
	Uh, But apparently quite the opposite.
	He was a hero, according to the compendium.
	Vlad the Impaler stopped the Ottoman Empire, and he comes up eventually to the Battle of Vienna.
	This was the second Islamic wave.
	This is when the Turkish...
	We're trying to invade Vienna at the gates of Vienna in 1683, which was stopped.
	And that is seen as a major stake in the ground, and that's why he talks about 2083 being the final stop of the third wave of the Islamification of Europe.
	And so if you follow his logic all the way through, he's saying the elites of Europe brought in political correctness to dumb down the European populace.
	And then once that was all done and they're all on board, then they opened up The borders and said, come on in, Islam.
	Do whatever you want.
	We won't stop you because we need more slaves to do our dirty work so we can just be the elites up here and do whatever we need.
	And he explicitly states he is not against Muslims, but he is against the...
	The European Union allowing Islam to come in, and the Islamists, as he says, were very happy because they're like, hey, three times a charm, we're going to go in, we're going to take over Europe, we're going to create Arabia, and we don't need any guns or any swords, we don't have to kill anybody,
	all we have to do is go in, make babies, And right now the ratio, and this I know pretty much to be true, the ratio is 1.4 children per Western European couple to 3.5 for the immigrant population.
	Then we'll take over the democratic system, and it will finally be Eurabia.
	And he sees this as, and this is the same thing that Geert Wilder says, Pim Fortin said, Theo Verhoech said.
	The difference between those guys and this guy is his way of stopping it.
	He says, I have to stop the socialists.
	So he's against the socialists who are propagating political correctness through cultural Marxism, and that's why he killed the next generation of socialists.
	Yeah, I think that's what he did, or tried to do.
	And so when you, what we did not hear on television is actually, it's printed out, because apparently there's more of him.
	He says, here's what you say when you get your platform, and he compares himself to Crazy Horse.
	Which is great, of course, because, you know, crazy is as crazy does.
	But Crazy Horse was, of course, a hero of the indigenous people of America.
	And I think what is happening here, and no one, I tried to find any analysis, any mainstream analysis, any university analysis of his compendium, it's not out there.
	No one has done an analysis because I believe if people actually understand that political correctness leads to the demise of Europe, I'm not even talking about Islam, but the political correctness aspect of it leads you into a dumbed-down, idiotic populace, that's what they're afraid of people catching on to.
	And that's why they're censoring that.
	Well, if you wanted to be really cynical like I might be, I would say it's too late to worry about it.
	Yes, I agree.
	I think that it is, we might still be in time here in the United States.
	Yeah, possibly.
	And that was where I wanted to take it.
	Although I have my doubts based on this TSA crap.
	And in fact, the thing you started off with, which was the Houston incident, or now ongoing...
	You know, it just doesn't bode well.
	I mean, you have people like this idiot congresswoman, Maxine, Sheila Jackson.
	Sheila Jackson.
	I think it's worse.
	I think it's worse.
	I think, and we talked about this a few episodes ago, this phrase, this congressional Republican budget is something different altogether.
	It is a Trojan horse.
	Disguised as deficit reduction plans, it is really an attempt to impose a radical vision on our country.
	It is thinly veiled social Darwinism.
	So, this is the meme that the Obama administration is propagating, saying that the Republican budget is social Darwinism.
	Now, who used social Darwinism in the past?
	Hitler?
	Yes.
	And Hitler, I mean, that is the guy.
	And I'm like, wow, I think what is going on here is that the, we have a saying in Holland, what you say, bang yourself with your head through the head.
	Which means what you say someone else is, is actually what you are.
	And I'm going to read this quote to you.
	Tell me who said this.
	We are socialists.
	We are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak with its unfair salaries and its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance.
	Who said that?
	Karl Marx.
	No, Hitler.
	Oh, well.
	But this is exactly what the Democratic Party is saying.
	They're saying, we're tired of an unfair system.
	We all have to pay our fair share, do our bit, contribute.
	This is exactly what Obama keeps saying.
	Yeah, fair share.
	Fair share, unfair salaries, unfair tax system.
	It's all unfair.
	I... I really think that the true danger is the ones accusing others of being social Darwinists.
	They probably are doing that themselves.
	Well, I think probably is the right word.
	Certainly.
	Yeah.
	Right, but that's...
	When you pull the Hitler card on somebody and it goes undiscussed, have you heard anyone on the news say, hey, social Darwinism, that's what Hitler said.
	No, you don't hear that.
	So they're pulling the Hitler card and no one's saying anything.
	That can only be because they are the Hitler card.
	Well, I wouldn't argue against it.
	Well, this is the toilet brush.
	But again, like I said, the American public doesn't care.
	The entire population has given up caring.
	That is not true.
	We have at least 5,000 people listening to this show who care.
	Yeah, 300 million, that's, yeah, there you go, revolution.
	And Ted Nugent.
	And Ted Nugent doesn't listen to the show.
	No, I know.
	That's the worst part.
	So this is what's taking place.
	I read a great, on the Wall Street Insider, had another interview in Ulsterman.
	Yeah.
	And so he's dying, apparently, this insider.
	We don't know who it is.
	He's dying?
	The Wall Street Insight?
	The dead guy's dying?
	Yeah, he's dying.
	Yeah, of like cancer.
	He's really old or something.
	That's a little unclear, but he's dying.
	And he said that he got Chris Wallace, who interviewed David Axelrod, to actually bring up the social Darwinism thing again.
	And he said that they did that through the advertising system with the Super PAC. He says, you know, the only way to control the media in America is through advertising, so we wanted a coded message to go out.
	They bought a, you know, somehow they got a big chunk of money into Fox, to Fox News, and Chris Wallace did exactly what he was supposed to do, and he got Axelrod to bring up the social Darwinism thing again.
	And I went back and checked, and it turns out there was an anonymous donation made to one of the super PACs of $10 million, you know, like a week ago.
	So, you know, the play is big right now.
	And people like the Wall Street Insider are really afraid of Obama.
	They think he is Hitler, and he's going to kill the Jews.
	You laugh.
	You laugh.
	We'll know.
	Yeah, now you can say I laughed.
	We'll know after he gets reelected, which is a foregone conclusion the way things are going.
	And I liked it.
	I was watching, listening, reading some news report.
	It was like it was a big news item came across the wires that now Romney and Obama are even in the polls.
	Yeah.
	Now, wait a minute.
	It was less than a week ago that Romney was behind 20 points.
	So what happened was, and that doesn't change overnight.
	They've come up with all kinds of reasons that it may have changed, but it's all bull crap.
	The reason it's changed, and I don't want to harp on this, but it's obviously the money stopped flowing on one side or the other.
	Probably the Obama's, oh, well, kick an ass.
	We don't have to give them any more money.
	And that means the media is not going to get the advertising they're expecting so they can get their good fourth quarter in for this year.
	So they had to change the results.
	No, no, it's even.
	Romney's going to win if you don't give more money to the Obama camp.
	So they get their advertising budget up.
	And then once they go up and they talk about, there'll be big news stories about how much money Obama's, oh, he's collected up to almost a billion now, which will freak out the other side.
	They throw a bunch of money in so they can buy more advertising, and the media kicks ass with big profits this year.
	In the meantime, a lot of effort is being put into hurting the president with the oil and gas prices, which of course is complete manipulation.
	These prices are being jacked up artificially, just by trading.
	Because if you look at the, I don't know if you and Horowitz discuss this, if you look at like 30 years out on the options, there's like nothing.
	No one expects any high prices.
	They're just doing it short term.
	And they're doing that to, you know, it's a big issue.
	People care about gas prices.
	Yeah.
	And then the president tries to fight it by saying, well, you know, we're going to put in more costs.
	I lost you again.
	Yeah, it's really bad today.
	I can tell.
	You don't want to reconnect?
	Because it's been going on consistently.
	No, no, no.
	It's my actual internet connection.
	Oh.
	Oh, it's the internet connection itself.
	It's not the Skype.
	No, no.
	The stream is dropping.
	Everything's dropping.
	The actual internet connection.
	Yeah.
	Maybe because I'm saying things that aren't supposed to be heard.
	I mean, I'm just saying.
	You know what I mean?
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	It always happens.
	Well, while we're talking about the media, I might as well at least get a couple of things out of the way.
	And that letter I sent to everybody this last Wednesday morning, and everybody gets a little newsletter on Wednesday morning if they're on the mailing list.
	And you can get on the mailing list by going to No Agenda Show.
	I think there's a link there.
	If there's not, you'll find it.
	I mentioned this thing about the connection between Hollywood and every one of these networks.
	So now I go on and now it's like ridiculous crap I have to listen to.
	I want to play some clips.
	We'll go back to this other topic.
	I just want to take a break from it.
	Unless you've got more.
	No, no.
	Too depressing.
	Let's go.
	Let's do a couple of things here.
	Charlie Rose on CBS This Morning Show.
	He was on with Judd Apatow for...
	Who's that?
	Judd Apatow is a director, a comic director.
	He does all these corny movies that are, you know, about...
	To me, they're B-movies, but anyway, he does a bunch of them.
	Like Ron Burgundy, you know, the anchorman.
	So they're plugging this movie, which turns out to be not a Paramount movie, which is the CBS connection to the movie industry, but play the beginning.
	Charlie Rose on CBS in the morning show.
	Oh, it's a fire hydrant!
	That last clip is from the new movie The Five-Year Engagement, what opens a Tribeca Film Festival tonight here in New York.
	Judd Apatow, welcome.
	So, okay, so now it's just a big promotion for the movie, which is not news at all.
	And he goes on, but there's quid pro quos, because if you're going to plug a Universal movie, that means that the Universal people, which is NBC, have to plug probably your movie, so they'll do a little quid pro quo on that.
	But they still have to bring a Paramount movie in, which is not why he's there, but Charlie Rose brings it back to a Paramount movie, so they can get some publicity in for that while he's here.
	But Judd, you've been called one of the most sought after comedy minds.
	Are you aware of that?
	You've had that billing, one of the most sought after comedy minds.
	That's good.
	That means I'm working.
	I'm paying the tuition.
	I think that's a good thing.
	So when did you know that you were funny or when did you know that you wanted to make people laugh?
	Were you a funny kid?
	You know, I don't know how funny it was.
	I have these little books of jokes I was trying to write when I was in like fifth grade.
	And I thought, was I funny as a kid?
	And like, no.
	They're so unfunny.
	It's just like hundreds of pages of how come on Gilligan's Island they knew to bring so much clothes.
	That's as deep as it got.
	So when you and Will come together to do a sequel to The Anchorman.
	So what's the conversation between the two of you?
	We say, is Charlie around?
	Will he tell us stories about his life?
	So, they're going off in some kind of tangent, blah, blah, blah, who cares?
	And Rose brings it right back to a Paramount film.
	It's unbelievable.
	Yeah, that...
	You know, I caught a couple of these, which are not of that level.
	I don't have clips for them, but here's two.
	One is a story about a guy who broke into P. Diddy's mansion to wear his clothes and hang out.
	Coincidentally, coming out now, the Bling Ring movie directed by Sofia Coppola, which is about the teenagers who break into celebrities' homes.
	And the other one, which was just, this really disgusted me, is...
	Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees is in a coma.
	Saturday night!
	Glee, their season opener!
	They'll be doing Saturday Night Fever!
	Oh God, that is disgusting.
	I mean, how was that time?
	Were they like watching the guy like, hey man, we're not sure.
	It's either going to be Madonna or it's going to be that Bee Gees dude.
	Oh, it's the Bee Gees guy.
	Quick, grab the script for Saturday Night Fever.
	So meanwhile, on ABC, which is Disney, Buena Vista, another movie studio, we used to have a show at night called Nightline.
	Yes.
	And it used to be a real news show.
	It was a good show, yeah.
	Listen to the teaser on the Nightline show from last night.
	Goodbye to Dick Clark and we'll share their memories.
	Plus, we'll take you behind the scenes of The Avengers and meet the group of superheroes storming theaters near you.
	That's on Nightline.
	What?!
	The Avengers is a Disney movie.
	Oh, yeah.
	I saw Stephanopoulos this morning doing a long-distance interview, like a satellite interview with Scarlett Johansson.
	In the movie.
	On the movie set.
	He's on the Disney Channel.
	I'm sorry, ABC. And that's a Disney movie.
	Now, when is the public going to wise up?
	And who do these journalists, so-called journalists...
	They're shameless.
	This is so pathetic.
	You can't get good news from these people.
	All they're doing is shilling for the studio that they're a part of.
	They're just an entertainer.
	It's pathetic.
	Well, the way you structured that in the newsletter was actually quite good.
	Just go through that loop, because that's the part that I really liked about what you said.
	Which is that it is a loop.
	You know, they plug the movie, and the movie plugs them, and it goes around and around.
	I don't have the letter in front of me, so I'd have to read it.
	But, yeah, no, it's horrible.
	And you're the one that made it thematic for this show that we do.
	You bring up these...
	You don't do the...
	These are overt.
	You're always finding some kind of cool connection where they make it kind of like a...
	Hot topic.
	I always remember that era, it was before we started doing the show where they had this Mothman.
	Yeah.
	And there was a Mothman movie.
	There were so many news articles about, oh, was this Mothman real?
	And they had all, oh, we saw one in North Carolina.
	I was driving down the road in my truck and there was this crazy thing in the middle of the road and it flew off.
	And it was like there was like a series of news articles that were about this creature and then there was the movie that came out shortly thereafter.
	There wasn't a straight up connection.
	Now they've become brazen.
	Yeah.
	They just spend the whole half of the show on some movie with the actor there and they're talking to him and how the movie, I didn't think the movie was going to do.
	I know.
	Oh, it's so bad.
	So the public is...
	I think my conclusion was that the whole thing is designed to make you feel bad, and the only way you can feel good is to go to the movies.
	Exactly.
	Because the movies all have a happy ending.
	You can't have a hard...
	When's the last time a tragedy was produced for out of Hollywood, where you went out feeling like crap?
	Oh, well, you know, I saw...
	It ended kind of nicely, though.
	I saw...
	Oh, you have to.
	I saw Mr.
	Knobs, Glenn Close...
	Mr.
	Knobs.
	Well, you didn't hear about it, of course.
	Obviously, it must be an indie, or they don't have a connection, or they...
	No, it was paid for by Canal Plus.
	It was all French and Irish money.
	Outstanding movie.
	Just outstanding movie.
	But, you know, Mickey and I watched this and were like, no one will ever see this.
	She was nominated for an Oscar, but she didn't win because no one saw the movie.
	Right.
	And everyone was voting.
	It's like, I didn't see that piece of crap.
	But the good movies are just not...
	Really?
	The Avengers.
	Robert Downey Jr., man.
	I liked it when you came back from your drug-induced haze, and now you're doing that.
	So here's a little ditty I picked up from the President, our President of the United States, on his jaunt there to Colombia.
	He had a joint press conference with Presidente Santos of Colombia.
	Gee, they never played this on the news.
	Listen to the translator translating what he has to say about the great work we're going to be doing together.
	In this meeting we have made even more progress.
	Our countries have moved from being just good friends and partners to become real allies.
	We are Alice in building a new world order.
	Hello!
	We are Alice in building a new world order!
	Oh!
	You want to hear the rest of his little ditty there?
	If there's any more like that.
	Well, he doesn't say new world order, but it's all related to that.
	The world of the 20th century is behind.
	It is in the past.
	Now there's a new international reality and...
	A new international reality.
	Wow!
	These guys are good.
	We cannot simply be passive observers of this reality.
	Only joint work of those who share the ideals of freedom and democracy.
	Ah yes, freedom and democracy.
	I'm sorry.
	New world order.
	It's happening.
	It's happening.
	We started this show in 2008, 2009, and we would laugh about it, and now it's actually...
	Now the joke's on us.
	Yeah.
	How stupid are we?
	It's actually happening.
	Well, I was watching weird stuff.
	I found this to be peculiar.
	Julia Dreyfuss was on Stewart.
	I realized Stewart's the shill for Viacom.
	So Comedy Central is always, you know, there's a lot of movie actors.
	I mean, it's the same thing as everything else we're seeing.
	So he had Julia Dreyfuss on because she's starring in a new TV show, Veep.
	Veep?
	As in as VP? Yeah, she's playing the female vice president of the United States, and it's a comedy, I suppose.
	Whatever the case, it had better be with her.
	She says something in here.
	I don't know if you're going to catch it the way I did, but I thought it was peculiar, and just play and see what you think.
	Big bowl of cheese curls.
	That's exactly right.
	She's sitting there waiting for that.
	Sir, we're going to take you to the Situation Room.
	Did you get to see...
	Have you spoken with the Vice President?
	I met a couple of Vice Presidents.
	That's exactly right.
	But I'm not at liberty to say which ones, except I will say I did meet with Vice President Al Gore because he mentioned it, so I guess now I can.
	And he was unbelievably nice.
	And really what I was trying to find out, meeting him and meeting other people on Capitol Hill, frankly, is...
	Did you find that peculiar?
	That she met with Al Gore?
	No, that she is not at liberty to say who she met with.
	But she could say that she met with Al Gore because he said that, you know, it's like a non-disclosure.
	That what she described is exactly a non-disclosure, which means that, you know, because once they reveal, then you can reveal.
	I mean, that's a classic non-disclosure.
	Yeah, that's non-disclosure.
	Bilateral.
	Why is she signing a non-disclosure to say hello to a vice president?
	Yeah.
	Seriously?
	I don't know.
	I found that extremely peculiar.
	And this show is on NBC? No, it's on Comedy Central, which is owned by Viacom.
	Yeah, we've got to pay attention to all of those ties and connections.
	Yeah, the ties and connections is ridiculous.
	Somebody sent around one of those horrible infographics.
	Yeah.
	Like in 1989, there were something like 60 or 70 owners of the media, I mean, different companies owning different things, and now it's boiled down to six.
	Yeah.
	What are you complaining about?
	Six companies own everything, and every single one of them is, everyone, with no exceptions, every single one of them is connected to a movie studio.
	And that's what it's all about.
	It's Brave New World.
	Just be entertained.
	New World Order.
	Entertainment.
	New World NWO Entertainment.
	I got a...
	Wow.
	I wonder if I should do this now.
	There's a...
	Actually, I think I will.
	There's an outfit called CCHR. Let me see.
	CCHR. Hold on a second.
	Let me bring up the webpage.
	You can probably wiki them if you want to get the details.
	They're a watchdog.
	It says CCH... Citizens Commission on Human Rights?
	Yeah.
	Citizens Commission on Human Rights International.
	And right there on the homepage, you'll see this guy.
	It's established by the Scientologists.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Sure.
	And Thomas Zazz.
	That's the guy.
	Yeah, he's been around for a while.
	I've never heard of him.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, he's famous.
	So he goes into this speech...
	About ADHD and other mental disorders, which I'll just play like a minute of it.
	Maybe the rest of it's like four and a half minutes.
	Maybe the rest of it for end of show clip if you like it.
	But really good when it comes to the insanity of treating mental disorders.
	Full authorities tell a mother, as you already heard, that her son is sick and needs to be on drugs.
	How in the world is she to know that that is simply a lie?
	How is she to recognize that what experts now call attention deficit hyperactivity disorder is simply not a disease?
	Now, such a mother is not an expert in the history of psychiatry.
	She does not know that psychiatrists have, for hundreds of years, used diagnostic terms, so-called diagnostic terms, to stigmatize and control people.
	I will only give you a few Dramatic examples.
	When black slaves in the South ran away to freedom, it wasn't that they wanted to be free.
	They suffered from a disease called drapetomania.
	From drapetes, ran away slave and mania.
	I'm not making this up.
	This was a legitimate diagnosis, just like attention deficit disorder is.
	Women have to...
	Population of mankind, of course, if they were foolish enough to rebel against domination by men, well then they had a serious disease called hysteria, which was due to their wandering womb.
	I love this guy.
	But he's so spot on, right?
	He says, you know, we can play it at the end of the show if you want, but...
	Yeah, it's fun.
	Yeah, he goes on to really get into it.
	He says, you know, if you can't diagnose...
	And there he goes.
	Off into the ozone.
	And he's back.
	If you can't diagnose it through blood and the liver and the heart and the lungs and all that, it's not a medical disease.
	Kids who behave or misbehave are not sick.
	He says that is not a disease.
	It's really good, you know, and, oh man, parents, listen to this stuff.
	Please.
	And, you know, we're getting a lot coming down the pipeline here as the CDC just announced, oh, what is it, 800 kids died of prescription drug overdose.
	Right?
	What was that for?
	Yeah, that's a plague.
	Well, what is it for?
	I'll read you from the actual report.
	Here it is.
	The Obama administration's Drug Enforcement Agency has stepped up efforts to target physicians, pharmacies, and other medicine suppliers.
	It suspects of facilitating sales of prescription medicines that make their way onto the black market.
	The White House issued a multi-agency plan to combat prescription drug abuse last year.
	I have not seen that plan, actually.
	Narcotic prescription painkiller overdoses kill 40 people a day, according to the CDC. So what is happening here?
	Well, that's more than the terrorists are killing.
	What is this TSA doing then?
	So they're shoring up the supply line.
	What they're trying to do now is make sure that you only get your drugs through their approved dealers.
	And this is where we went back to the Feinstein legislation, which is now in committee.
	It's going to come out.
	This is all timed.
	It's going to come out that all online pharmacies have to be closed.
	You'll have a big database where all of your diseases are listed, so we'll know exactly what you have.
	And lo and behold, let's tie in Whitney Houston again.
	I couldn't believe they brought this back!
	This autopsy report is shining a light on the number of prescription pills Whitney Houston was using and the number of doctors who were prescribing them to her.
	And we're learning wherever Houston went, the pills seem to follow.
	Before her death in Beverly Hills, Houston was in Detroit filming the movie Sparkle.
	She spent two months in a suite at this downtown Detroit hotel, and the autopsy report shows doctors were calling in prescriptions for Xanax and antibiotics while she was there.
	At least 90 generic Xanax were ordered at this Walgreens, another prescription sent to this CVS. The fact that she had to get some while she was here either suggests she didn't plan ahead or she was abusing it or using more than she should have.
	In all, the autopsy report reveals hundreds of pills were prescribed to Houston.
	The bottles found in her hotel room came from pharmacies in Detroit, Atlanta, and Los Angeles.
	And at least four different doctors called in the prescriptions.
	Investigators are conducting interviews in Detroit about the possible prescription drug abuse.
	She did not die of an overdose of prescription medicine.
	She did not die of that.
	Yet the whole thing is about all the pills she had and how people were just prescribing stuff to her.
	They're going to clamp down.
	They want all the illegal guys out, generics out.
	It's going to be through the approved channels, the approved drug dealers.
	And that's what's taking place here.
	And the pharmaceutical industry is loving it.
	Loving it.
	Yeah.
	They're going to try it.
	Once they get one more step in the process, they can eliminate generic drugs.
	That's what their real goal is.
	Well, the generics and buying drugs from out-of-country pharmacies.
	So the website you want to go to for people listening to kind of keep up with it, but you have to look at it as a propaganda tool, is safemedicines.org.
	It's essentially a front organization for this movement that we discuss on the show every so often.
	Right.
	And all the stories in there are like, you know, things they hope get picked up by the mainstream media.
	Like, here's the one on today's front page.
	Pills containing heavy toxic metal toxins found in circulation in China.
	Ooh!
	Oh, China!
	Even though most of our drugs are made there anyway.
	Oh, China.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Oh, really?
	It's China.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	China's.
	Brazil, here's the counterfeit news.
	They have counterfeit news.
	Brazil's counterfeit medicine problem triples.
	You know, drug safety.
	Ellsberg, fellow chosen for us to something else.
	How to stay safe as a patient.
	Moving beyond the Aveston incident.
	PSM counterfeit drug congressional.
	The counterfeit drug thing is a problem, but you have to wonder how it got to this point.
	Here's our president with a message about the Chinas.
	F*** the Chinese.
	That's all I got.
	Yeah, good one.
	Really against the Chinese.
	No, but these drugs are in general.
	It's just the way they're prescribing them is just crazy.
	And I think this leads directly into why Google has come out now with a map, a zombie survival Google map, which will help you find food and guns in the event that the zombie apocalypse arrives.
	Here's how it's going to work.
	We now have at least 25% of the population in America on psychotropic drugs.
	I'm talking Xanax, I'm talking Adderall, I'm talking all these...
	Prozac is the classic.
	Prozac is a classic.
	All of these drugs.
	What's going to happen is, people won't be able to get them.
	So they're walking around like zombies, and when they can't get their drugs, that's when they go nuts and start eating you.
	And I think we already live in a zombie society.
	Go to Chuck E. Cheese.
	Look at the kids there.
	They're not spinning, John.
	They're all doped up.
	They're all doped up, man.
	Yeah, a lot of kids are doped up.
	We need to warn people about this.
	I know, you don't care.
	No, I care, but I believe it's hopeless.
	You don't care.
	Not really.
	I do.
	I care deeply.
	Did you see that video of Tupac Shakur in Coachella?
	Yeah, I'm wondering about...
	This seems to me...
	This is a...
	You know, I don't understand why the entertainment industry...
	Oh, I mean, the entertainment industry, the high-end executives must think this is great.
	But I don't get why the performers...
	I think a lot of...
	Just to be blunt about it, a lot of performers in the music industry are idiots.
	I'm...
	They don't know anything.
	They're uneducated.
	They make so much money they don't give a crap about anybody but themselves.
	And they do not see the danger of this to their future.
	Well, don't be worth more dead than alive.
	That's my advice.
	Well, there's that.
	And now you're working for free.
	Talking about zombies.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, the guy's working for free.
	He's dead.
	He's working for free.
	They've got this technology, so he actually looks like he's on the stage.
	And you know, for a fact, being in the technology game yourself, and everybody else who listens to the show mostly, you know for a fact that what we see now is just the tip of the iceberg in what's going to happen with this sort of technology in the future.
	You won't be going to see some of these bands.
	You're going to go to see the Beatles.
	Yeah.
	You know, the 1969 Beatles.
	And they're going to be right there on stage and they're going to be talking to each other and they're going to be singing songs and doing other stuff and chatting and coming out and saying hello and pointing to the audience and all the rest of it.
	And if these performers don't see this coming, they're idiots.
	Well, they don't see this coming.
	As soon as I saw it, I said, oh my God, this is it.
	No, you'll get a contract for a year.
	And you'll sign away these rights.
	This happens with book publishing, and I know it happens in the record industry.
	These idiots sign, because they want to be on stage so badly, that they'll sign away all kinds of weird rights.
	And one of their rights will be electronic 3D image hologram rights.
	And they will sign those rights away, and they'll be, like you said, they'll be working for a year.
	They're done.
	Yeah, and they'll shoot them.
	Well, they don't even have to shoot them.
	Yeah, that's more fun.
	Come on.
	Well, it's more fun to shoot them from their perspective.
	Yeah, we don't want anyone making a stink about anything.
	No, they'll shoot them.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, every dead performer will be up on stage still working for free.
	Yeah.
	It's like, yeah, I saw that.
	I was just flabbergasted.
	It's also going to be a great mind control tool.
	I can see that as a possibility.
	Well, you know, when things become that real, when they're not...
	I think we should put Hitler in one of these bands.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Now you're talking.
	Can we get those rights?
	Can the Curry-Devorak Consulting Group get the rights to Hitler?
	Get the rights to Hitler's hologram.
	I think drummer.
	What?
	Drummer, or he could probably play bass.
	Oh, my God.
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	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
	Hitler on the base!
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	We actually came up a little short for this show, I want to mention, but we did get some assistance from Alexander Seleznyov, I believe, in Espoo, which is, I think, in Lithuania?
	Could be.
	Yeah.
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	But I feel it would be a good, because they're totally, you know, that's the group.
	If you have a good time for it to propagate the formula, I plan on getting some ice cold beer and hitting him in the mouth.
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	Please keep me in my location.
	Completely anonymous due to the following anecdote.
	Per Adam's DHS theory, I used to work with a woman that was on a DHS contract.
	She referred to the DHS as the Department of Homosexuals.
	She was very conservative Christian.
	This is what you brought up in the last show.
	And Janet Napolitano was a...
	Obviously.
	Anyway, I don't know if she's out or not.
	Are you trying to be politically correct?
	Is that what it's come down to?
	That you are politically correct and you can't say homosexual or lesbian on this show?
	Is that your problem, Dvorak?
	Yeah.
	She was very conservative Christian.
	She complained about the large number of out-of-the-closet homosexuals and the favoritisms that they received from each other.
	Wow.
	That's a problem with groups.
	Any kind of group, yeah.
	Any kind of group that, you know, where they're more of a member of the group than they are of the bigger team.
	Big problem.
	She was convinced that only bathhouses and BDSM clubs were protected by DHS. Well, yeah, we got to beef up security there for sure.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	That's an anecdote, you know.
	Yeah, that's a good anecdote.
	Definitely something you don't hear every day.
	Michael Michaud in Bristol, Connecticut.
	Keep an eye on this when you go through TSA at the airport.
	Michael Michaud in Bristol, Connecticut, $60.
	Love the show.
	I've been listening for a year now.
	I figure that I owe you at least $5 a month for the entertainment that you've provided me.
	I used to be a big Alex Jones fan, but I got sick of this storable foods commercial.
	Yeah.
	Your show is more pleasurable to listen to.
	I also think I deserve a douchebag for taking so long to chip in, but please follow it with a de-douche and some karma because I could use it.
	Special thanks to my friend Jim Ogilvie for turning me on to the show.
	By the way, I sent in a George Clooney jingle.
	Let me know what you think.
	So give him a douchebag, then a...
	A douchebag de-douche karma.
	Here we go.
	Douchebag de-douche karma.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	And here's his jingle.
	Hello?
	Mr.
	Speaker, the President of the United States!
	Hey, I was hoping I'd hear from you.
	You can tell why I didn't use it.
	It's funny once.
	It's all right.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Daniel Gray, Phoenix, Arizona, 5555 in the morning.
	John and Adam, I'm a new listener to the show.
	I love it.
	Please give a dose of karma and birthday.
	Shout out to your night in Manhattan, warning us all of the drones to come.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Now in Brooklyn, I hear.
	You've got karma.
	And another anonymous donation from Baltimore, Maryland.
	Double nickels on the dime.
	Show's great.
	Thanks a lot.
	Been listening to Flight to Las Vegas.
	On the Flight to Las Vegas, looking for some karma to hit the casinos in the mouth and find some hookers and blow.
	Well, you probably won't hit the casinos in the mouth, but you might find the hookers and blow.
	At the ask of risking for too much, John, didn't you have some video poker tips?
	Again, thanks for the great...
	Great show.
	Yeah, there's a certain machine you look for.
	I'll discuss.
	I think it's a 9-7 machine.
	I think, hookers and blowers, maybe we should give some Adderall and Dr.
	Pepper karma.
	That's probably...
	You've got karma.
	That's the new, the new, new.
	It says the work goes a little quicker with our show.
	Greg Stone, Rapid City, South Dakota.
	Double nickels on the dime.
	Karma for the rough semester of MBA school.
	After taking three weeks off for travel, everybody listening should donate a dollar.
	If they can't do that, they are douchebags.
	Douchebags!
	They shouldn't be allowed to purchase anything online.
	If you're making any other purchases to any site or app, you're competent enough to make a donation.
	This comes from Sir Greg Stone.
	Thank you, Sir Greg.
	Matthew McCulloch in Nyack, New York.
	Double nickels on the dime.
	Enjoyed listening to the show for a while now.
	I've not donated until now.
	Please de-douche me and call out my friend and former coal worker, Matt Maynor, who turned me on to the show as a complete and utter douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	Never donated.
	Some great things have happened to me since listening to your show.
	The birth of my daughter and the landing of a new IT job closer to home, so I felt the need to donate.
	My last job had a horrendous commute and your show made it all the more bearable.
	Yeah, that's what we do.
	Thanks and keep up the great work.
	He needs a de-douching.
	You've been de-douched.
	Ashley Burton in Hertzfordshire.
	Gitmo Nation East here.
	Ash.
	Ash from Gitmo Nation.
	I was the guy who did the iDrone app.
	Cool.
	Yeah, the iDrone app guy.
	Hoping this gets to you in time for Thursday as I'm running the London Marathon this Sunday.
	Hence, the donation equals 26.2 times 2.
	I could use some karma to help me get around the course.
	Thanks for the best podcast in the universe.
	I'll be listening on my way around London and we'll continue propagating the formula.
	Well, you need to, like, have a couple episodes.
	I don't think two and a half hours gets you all the way through.
	Yeah, you need two episodes.
	Well, here's some karma, man.
	Go for it.
	You've got karma.
	Podcast for Peace, which is now available on the No Agenda News Network, gave us $51.50.
	And go to podcastforpeace.com.
	They're on Alamo.
	Kyle Barton in Hitchcock, Texas.
	$50.33.
	Kyle from Bayou Vista, just down the street from Adam on the Gulf Coast.
	I'm on a $5 a month plan, but wanted to step it up for some post-new job karma.
	I promised myself if I got the job, the first $50.33 would go to the show.
	Hey!
	By the way, you've all looked into the members of the exclusive Club 33 at Disneyland.
	We've discussed that.
	Alright, man.
	Thank you.
	Congratulations on the new gig.
	You've got karma.
	I was in the Club 33 a couple times.
	Yeah, I'm sure you were.
	With that orange ball in your mouth.
	Wait a minute.
	I just got the visual.
	Hold on.
	And you've got leather chaps on.
	Oh, yeah.
	With the buttocks showing.
	It's not that kind of a club.
	Alan Levine for Congress.
	It's actually just not even a club.
	But it's a nice place if you're in Disneyland and you're sick of it.
	Alan Levine for Congress.com.
	A-L-L-A-N-L-E-V-E-N. He sent me a note.
	He sent another $100 and two donations of $50 each.
	Oh, wow.
	And he...
	I said, you've got to get...
	Because he's always saying, you've got to spell it.
	Because no one will ever find this website.
	And so I told him, I think he's finally done it now.
	He's got Alan, A-L-A-N-A-L-A-N-L-I-V-E. Yeah, he's got all the variations.
	You have to have the variations.
	If anybody's running for office, and this may be our man in Congress if we're lucky, you have to have all the variations if you want to put up a website to collect money.
	Hey, if we get him in Congress, we'll have two.
	Him and Ron Paul.
	Hey, how many more to go?
	527?
	We're getting there.
	Yeah, we're getting there.
	Sir Mike Westerfield, $50.
	George Scanlon, $50.
	Kyle Morrison in British Columbia, $50.
	Please add Matt Wilson for a birthday shout-out.
	We got that.
	He's turning 33.
	Needs some Sell My Condo karma.
	All right, here we go.
	You've got karma.
	And Kyle's up there on the Vancouver Island, which is one of the prettiest places in the world.
	And if anyone's on the West Coast touring around, they definitely want to go to Victoria, BC, which is on that island.
	It's very nice, very pretty.
	Let's see what else we got.
	We got Robert Owens, Oak Hill, Virginia, $50.
	Thanks for Valuable Entertainment.
	I listen on my commute to work.
	And Jason Fortune in Geneva, Illinois, also $50.
	We want to thank them and all the other donors to the No Agenda show to help produce this show.
	Keep us going.
	And we look forward to more input and donations, hopefully, for the Sunday show.
	Dvorak.org slash N-A. Yeah, a little bit light today, actually.
	Dvorak.org slash N-A. Well, we could pull it up a little bit, John, if you want.
	I do have an audition.
	Oh!
	For Kraft salad dressing.
	It's a short one.
	It's a short one.
	It's a two-liner.
	Let's do it.
	Okay.
	I think, by the way, maybe there's a way to augment this income is we can do these auditions and charge Kraft just to do them.
	Yeah, good luck with that.
	Let me know in the meeting, okay?
	I can tell you what they're gonna say.
	So the idea...
	They're going to sue us for even doing this.
	I'm sure there's some NDA I signed somewhere that does not allow me to do this.
	So to augment our income, we're going to just hurt you with this.
	Okay, this has to be done by today in order to get it in.
	The Lonely Lettuce is the title of the campaign.
	Do you have your recorder going?
	Yes.
	I'll be directing.
	Okay.
	Let me give you the specs.
	Mail, 30 to 40.
	Has to be relatable, like the friendly neighbor who lives next door and grabs your newspaper for you.
	And steals it.
	Matter of fact, a bit of a deadpan voice, but always with a sense of humor, like a joke or a fun story is just around the corner.
	The voice should have a hint of humor to it, not the typical smile, but something special.
	Are they high?
	Well, if you can't get the smile in, which is that voice you do so well, I don't know what the hell they're talking about.
	Let me give you the script.
	It's two lines.
	The script is...
	The breakup is official.
	Kraft salad dressing is now seeing other foods.
	Introducing anything dressing from Kraft.
	Yeah.
	Nope.
	That's no good.
	How do I do it?
	Should we just do the surfer dude again and see what happens?
	Well, do the surfer dude and we can back him off.
	Do the extreme, the surfer dude.
	The breakup is official.
	Kraft salad dressing is now seeing other foods.
	Introducing anything dressing from Kraft.
	Okay, so that I think is a winner.
	They don't want to smile and then have way too much smile.
	I have to have a deadpan voice, but it has to be a smile like a joke is coming, yet I'm getting your newspaper.
	What is that?
	No wonder television sucks.
	These people are morons who write this stuff.
	So there has to be a...
	Can you do a big voice?
	Just do it as a big voice.
	The breakup is official.
	Kraft salad dressing is now seeing other foods.
	Introducing anything dressing from Kraft.
	Now, I like that, but you're going to have to get the now.
	You blew the now.
	You had the big voice, big voice.
	The now sounds like Adam Curry.
	All right, all right.
	The breakup is official.
	Kraft salad dressing is now seeing other foods.
	Introducing anything dressing from Kraft.
	I like it.
	I think you're a little muddy at the beginning, but I like the way you hit now with the way you did, and then I think the whole thing finished up.
	But that doesn't sound deadpan to me.
	It sounds...
	I think you could sell it as deadpan.
	I think that was the voice they're looking for, except it was muddy at the beginning.
	You were kind of...
	I'll try it again.
	The breakup is official.
	Kraft Salad Dressing is now seeing other foods.
	Introducing anything dressing from Kraft.
	I think if you tack on the beginning of this one and then splice it onto the one you did just previously, you'd have the winner there.
	You can get that job.
	Done.
	It's your birthday, birthday!
	Yay, yay, yay!
	I'm no one champion!
	There you go!
	Dvorak.org slash NA. If you don't want to hear that again, that is five minutes of your life.
	You'll never have returned.
	Happy birthday, says James Murray, to his son Cole, who turned 16 this week.
	Kelby Coney congratulates Daddy Joel, turning 44 today.
	Daniel Gray, the night in Manhattan, happy birthday.
	And Kyle Morrison congratulates Matt Wilson, turning 33 today as well.
	Happy birthday from all your buddies here at the No Agenda Show.
	And we have two knighthoods to...
	Ooh, nice.
	Yeah, well, we always like the knights.
	And then we have a knight of the no agenda admiralty, so make sure you get out your long blade there.
	Yeah.
	Alexander Selznov and Jordan DeMoss.
	Please step forward and kneel as both of you have supported this program, the best podcast in the universe, in the amount of up to $1,000.
	That means you will still receive your coveted knight ring as it is before the end of 2012.
	And I hereby pronounce thee Sir Alexander and Sir Jordan.
	Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable and Sir Jordan, Knight of the No Agenda Admiralty.
	Gentlemen, please, your hookers and blow, your Adderall and Dr.
	Pepper, your rent boys and Chardonnay, your hookers and blow, and your wenches and beer.
	Right here at the roundtable for you.
	Now, if we were really smart, of course, we'd do what NPR and PBS are about to do.
	As the U.S. Appeals Court has just said, it's okay for public radio and television companies, broadcasters, to air political ads.
	Oh, well, they've got to get in on this deal.
	How awesome is that?
	Wow.
	So the Super PAC money, now Fox and CNN have got to compete with PBS? Someone's not going to stand for this.
	Well, the public's got to get a clue.
	PBS with political ads?
	Come on.
	Yeah, they're going to do it, man.
	Ugh.
	Yeah.
	No, no, no.
	We'll just keep working for alms.
	I just got the...
	I'm sorry.
	I got the New York Times.
	All right.
	So I just had JC bring it up.
	I left it outside.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	He sounds like the perfect guy for the commercial.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He's the neighbor that brings you to the newspaper.
	So I'm looking at, they got a picture of Obama on the front page in a boxing.
	He's got like his fists up.
	He's going to, with a flag behind him, like he's like Clubber Malone or something.
	He's going to kick someone's ass.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But I just pulled out this Thursday style thing and I just could not...
	Read this kind of a subhead, which is actually the headline of this article on the front of Thursday.
	It says some laughing blonde, middle-aged blonde woman laughing, very attractive for her age.
	And it says, and this intro to this woman, her name is Trudy Styler.
	Oh, isn't she Sting's wife?
	Yeah, Mrs.
	Sting.
	Yeah, Stink.
	Listen to this.
	Actress, activist, vintner, and yogi.
	What's vintner?
	Winemaker.
	Oh, really?
	I'm sorry.
	So she's an actress, an activist, a vintner, and yogi.
	Trudy Steiler also makes no apologies.
	Makes no apologies for what?
	For being a vintner.
	And what does she say?
	She goes, it's a big front page.
	There's like a whole front of the Thursday style section is about her.
	The whole top of the fold is a big giant photo.
	There's obviously some tie-in to something.
	She's coming out with a book or something.
	Are they going to the rainforest or...
	There's something up.
	Maybe Stink has a new album coming out.
	Yeah, there's something.
	It's fake.
	It's obviously planted by a public relations agency.
	Well, good job.
	How have we done on that front?
	Well, you know.
	Just saying.
	We're not the easiest show in the world to promote.
	Sorry, I said it.
	I caught myself.
	Yes, you did.
	I'm sorry.
	You did twice.
	You did it earlier, and I didn't point it out because I didn't think it was...
	We were in the groove.
	All right.
	So there's an attack on chicken.
	I don't know what the deal is.
	There's an attack on chicken.
	There's an attack on chicken?
	Let's listen in.
	And now, our consumer watchdog report.
	ABC's senior national correspondent, Jim Avila, reports...
	She's drunk again.
	Something's wrong with her.
	She's hammered.
	And she's kind of hunched over, and she looks like Julia Child before she died.
	She's leaning into the bottom of your TV set.
	I've noticed that about Diane Sawyer.
	Yeah, she can't sit up straight.
	She's leaning in, and she's slurring, and she's got a stupid look on her face.
	Hold on a second before you go to this clip.
	How old is she?
	Diane Sawyer, I'm going to guess she's 57.
	She's got to be in her 60s.
	I'm going to go to the Book of Knowledge.
	She is 60.
	She claims to be 66.
	She was born in 1945.
	Come on, she looks pretty good for 66.
	Take a look at the picture on the Book of Knowledge.
	You can see she's had work.
	That is not a natural face.
	Well, sure she's had work.
	She probably can't sit up straight because her stomach would rip.
	From all the tummy tucks.
	She looks good.
	Actually, if she sits up real straight, she has a goatee.
	I mean, yeah.
	Let's see.
	Yeah, no, I got it.
	I got it.
	I can tell from the picture.
	She has Botox.
	She...
	That's why she's slurring.
	She's not drunk.
	She's Botoxed up.
	You can't move your mouth.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	Hi, everybody.
	I'm Dan Sawyer, and I'm going to fall over.
	And now, our Consumer Watchdog Report, ABC's Senior Network.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Oh, you can't hear me.
	That's why.
	Oh, yeah, we're playing the attack on chicken.
	There we go.
	Now the connection really broke.
	Yeah, okay.
	Hold on a second.
	Well, that is very interesting.
	You there?
	Yeah.
	So check this out.
	So when we're talking about political correctness and Europe being taken over, they start jiggling the connection.
	That's like a problem.
	Then we start talking about the guy, Santos of Brazil, talking about New World Order, building that with Obama.
	They jiggle the connection again.
	But whoa, when we talk about Diane Sawyer, they just pull the plug.
	Hey, I can't do that.
	No, you can't be like, don't rag on her.
	She's our leader.
	Alright, you ready for the clip?
	Chicken.
	Tack on chicken.
	And now, our consumer watchdog report.
	ABC's senior national correspondent Jim Avila reported here about the beef filler critics call pink slime.
	Tonight, a different story.
	He reports on a whistleblower who came forward to him to issue a wake-up call about changes afoot in food safety inspections.
	Here's Jim Avila.
	Chicken dinner, America's number one meal.
	84 pounds a person per year, and the USDA is about to make a controversial and fundamental change in the way these birds are inspected, removing most USDA inspectors from the plant and largely turning line inspection over to the chicken companies themselves.
	This went on for 10 minutes.
	Yeah.
	This is a chicken thing.
	And I haven't come up with anything, but I'm guaranteeing within the next few shows there's going to be more stories about chicken.
	I think we need another salmonella scare.
	There's something up with chicken.
	It's probably time for that.
	By the way, the USDA inspectors, they don't do anything.
	What are they doing there?
	They might as well let the chicken guys do their own thing.
	Alright, here it goes.
	It's time for...
	That's a teaser for a show coming up.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, here's a teaser for something that's coming up now.
	We're going to give you this money and you're going to kick them damn Chinas out of your country.
	It's our economic hitman segment.
	So, you promised in the newsletter we'd talk about Repsol, which is the Argentinian oil company which is under threat of nationalization.
	Well, it's actually Spanish-owned.
	Well, that is, yes.
	Well, 57%, I think, is owned by Spain.
	Yeah.
	I don't think any of the Seven Sisters have a piece of it, though, right?
	No, but what I found is that just before this announcement came of the Argentinian...
	Is it president or prime minister?
	President.
	She said, we're going to nationalize this oil company.
	The Chinas had just made a 15...
	Lost Jiyan.
	Terrible.
	Yeah.
	There we go.
	We're back.
	You with me?
	Hello?
	No?
	Wow, this is really bad today.
	Okay, I'm back now.
	I think you can hear me, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So, about four hours before this announcement was made by the president of Argentina, Cristiana Fernandez, who, by the way, is kind of hot.
	The Chiners, General Sinopec, made a $15 billion offer for Repsol's stake in YPF. So I think it was a move against the Chiners.
	Oh, that could be.
	Right?
	Doesn't that make sense?
	Yeah, maybe.
	There's something else with the Falklands in there, and that's confusing.
	Yeah, I think that's just a distraction.
	The Falklands, by the way, which are right by the Maldives, according to the president.
	Did you hear about that?
	That was the best gaffe ever.
	That is funny, since they are the Maldives.
	Well, no, he was talking about the Mala Venus.
	Oh, I'm sorry, the Mala Venus.
	Yeah, well, he made the same mistake.
	Oh, the Maldives.
	He said, it's nice to be here right near the Mala Venus, but he said Maldives.
	But there's no video of it anywhere.
	You can't find the video.
	They've taken that away.
	The Maldives are in the Indian Ocean.
	Yeah, it's kind of somewhere else.
	But there is something really...
	Yeah, it's just a gaffe.
	Well, hello.
	It's on the prompter.
	How hard can it be?
	There is something really big happening with the Chiners right now.
	Witness the introduction of a brand new bill, and Johnny Carson was talking about this.
	Not the Johnny Carson you might think it is, but Johnny Carson, who is the United States State Department's envoy to Africa.
	House Resolution 4221.
	I'd like to discuss this with you briefly, John.
	So you already pointed out correctly that we essentially let the Chiners...
	Wow.
	John will come back in a second.
	Essentially let the Chiners...
	Here we are.
	We're back.
	This is really bad today.
	Hello?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	No, it cut out again.
	I noticed you said Johnny Carson.
	That's the last I heard.
	Right.
	Johnny Carson is the State Department's envoy to Africa.
	And he had a big thing in the Senate or in the Congress, and he was before the panel and talking about how great it is.
	And, of course, the strategy that we're on with the Chinas right now is we let them build all the infrastructure, and now we go in and drone them out of Africa.
	And so the next phase is ready, John.
	Here it is.
	It is House Resolution 4221.
	This act may be cited as the Increasing American Jobs Through Greater Exports to Africa Act of 2012.
	Are you ready?
	Yeah.
	Right here at the top of the bill, between 2008 and 2010, China...
	Give me the number again.
	4221.
	Between 2008 and 2010, China alone provided more than $110 billion in loans to the developing world, and in 2009, China surpassed the United States as the leading trade partner of African countries.
	We cannot have this!
	Because,.9, economists have designated Africa as the next frontier market, with profitability and growth rates among many African firms exceeding global averages in recent years.
	Countries in Africa have collective spending power of almost $9 billion and a gross domestic product of $1.6 trillion, which are projected to double in the next 10 years.
	This is all from the bill.
	I'm reading this verbatim.
	So this is...
	Sub-Saharan Africa is projected to have the fastest growing economies in the world over the next five years with seven of the ten fastest growing economies located in Sub-Saharan Africa.
	So, obviously, we have to go in because...
	Point 11...
	When countries such as China assist with large-scale government projects, they also gain an upper hand in relations with African leaders and access to valuable commodities such as oil and copper, typically without regard to environmental, human rights, labor, or governance standards.
	Bad Chiners.
	We should go kick them out.
	How should we do it?
	Well...
	The purpose of this act is to create jobs in the United States by expanding programs that will result in increasing United States exports to Africa by 200% in real dollar value.
	So this is a bill that appropriates $175 billion of your tax money, $175 billion, not to give to Africans, but to give to American companies, economic hitmen companies, to go and rape Africa.
	And this will all be done through the Export-Import Bank.
	Oh, yes.
	Now, please go to the website for the Export-Import Bank.
	This is xmbank.com, I think.
	No,.gov.
	Hold on a second.
	No, it wouldn't be.gov.
	.gov.
	It is?
	Yeah, so this money is a slush fund.
	Look at the homepage.
	Who's on the homepage?
	It's exim.gov.
	And right on the homepage, who pops up on your browser?
	Well, you had me put in banks.
	I'm sorry, it's exim.gov.
	Okay, hang on.
	Oh!
	There he is!
	Brother Bill.
	Bill Clinton!
	Competitive of it.
	So this guy is so in.
	He's got all his stuff ready in Uganda and in the Congo.
	And now here comes the money.
	My money!
	I just sent a check!
	And they're going to go send it to a-hole companies who are going to go and rape Africa.
	$175 billion.
	It's a scandal, I tell you.
	And they're giving it to...
	This is great...
	Preference goes to African diaspora.
	Do you know what an African diaspora is?
	Well, that would be a group of some Africans specific to a region that moved en masse to another region.
	The term African diaspora means, and this is who this money is going to, The people of African origin living in the United States, irrespective of their citizenship and nationality, who are willing to contribute to the development of Africa.
	Well, that's one way to get them to do something.
	Let's see.
	Hmm.
	Small business support.
	There seems to be...
	Maybe if we targeted our show...
	I was waiting for you to say that.
	Hey, we've got this show.
	This is a small, medium enterprise.
	We can get a grant.
	Well, it's a loan.
	But the money is like, if you get screwed out of your money, then don't worry about it.
	You won't have to pay it back.
	This money...
	Just blow it out your butthole.
	It's gone.
	And it's the Economic Hitman Fund.
	Yeah.
	Meanwhile, back in the United States of Gitmo Nation...
	In New York, a $400 million renovation of the Alexander Hamilton Bridge.
	In California, a Whopper, a $7.2 billion new bridge to connect San Francisco and Oakland.
	And in Alaska, a proposed $190 million bridge project.
	Sounds like a great opportunity for government spending to actually lead to real jobs.
	The problem?
	Much of the work is going to Chinese government-owned contracting firms.
	Yeah.
	How does that work?
	And that concludes today's segment of Economic Hitman.
	And we're going to give you this money, and you're going to kick them damn Chiners out of your country.
	That's right.
	Kick the damn Chiners out of your country.
	Yeah, that sounds about right.
	Yeah, the fact they're building this bridge here, and it's all being welded together in China, and then they jump up and put it on one of these Chinese ships and bring it over, and then it turns out the welds are no good.
	But you know what they say?
	They say the reason why they have the Chiners building our bridges is because you can't get welders in America.
	That's bogus.
	I can weld.
	I'm a certified welder.
	Did I ever tell you that?
	No.
	Yeah.
	I can weld.
	I can weld with CO2. I used to weld at a sheet metal shop when I was in high school, but I can't do...
	Heavy steel welding is a specialty.
	No, I've never done heavy steel welding.
	That's true.
	You need some sort of special equipment.
	But have you ever done CO2 welding?
	You can weld aluminium with that?
	No.
	Oh, it's cool.
	But I've done the old electrodes.
	I've watched guys Heliark.
	Oh yeah, that's beautiful.
	But I've never done it.
	I've only done it with the stick and the mask and the noise and the smoke.
	I once made a huge mistake.
	Because I was doing electrode welding with a big old electrode.
	You had a box.
	You pull out a stick.
	It looks like a sparkler.
	Yeah, that's what welding I did.
	Yeah.
	And I was like, I'll just do this.
	I got like 10 minutes.
	Just let me just do this real quick.
	And I did it without the mask.
	What?
	I know.
	How did you get trained as a welder to even think to do that?
	Dude, I was 16.
	How stupid.
	And so I wake up in the middle of the night, the worst pain I've ever felt when you get welder's eyes.
	Because you basically blinded yourself.
	Yeah, you're lucky you can see it all after that.
	It's like looking in the sun.
	That's up for debate.
	Alright, let's switch to Euroland.
	Let's see how things are going in Spain, shall we?
	Nearly a quarter of the workforce unemployed, the cost of borrowing going up, Spain's financial crisis is often a list of seemingly sterile figures.
	But the reality behind the numbers is even more stark.
	In Barcelona, like elsewhere in Spain, there's a growing number of people who have no other choice but to live in their cars.
	Silvestre lost his job as a baker, and with it, the means to pay his rent.
	I've asked for help in City Hall, but they've done nothing.
	We've got the chance of a year in a council flat, but if I don't find work, we're back on the street.
	So I prefer to stay here.
	There are more people like us.
	Barcelona's council reckons there are about 350 people living in this makeshift motor city.
	We're trying to do what we have to do.
	We recognize the need for decent housing, so we're pushing for an increase in council flats and continuing to work with these people.
	In car parks and old industrial estates, there's a new generation of Spaniards living in mobile accommodation with nowhere to go.
	And I don't know if you could hear the whole thing because I see we broke halfway through.
	I heard most of it.
	I want to say something about it.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	You know, Garcia and some of these guys that I met in Madrid, I have not been able to get a hold of any of them.
	Really?
	These are the guys that you met when you were over there?
	That's a little frightening.
	Yeah, and I remember Garcia telling me about, he's the one who predicted when the riots were going to be, because I guess it was a schedule.
	Was he accurate?
	Yeah, he was actually.
	He was actually accurate.
	But he told us when these things are going to happen and what their plans are, and he said he definitely is going to go to them, because apparently it's a lot of fun.
	How about sleeping in your car?
	How's that working out?
	So I don't know what the deal is with these guys.
	But the thing that blows me away, first of all, you can't get these reports on television in America.
	No one talks about this.
	No.
	But this is all to pay back banks who made dumb loans to corrupt politicians.
	To have the people suffering and sleeping in their cars, it pains me.
	This is so incredibly wrong.
	And I think that people don't even see it.
	They don't even realize how they're being screwed.
	Gitmo Nation Lowlands now on the chopping block for a downgrade from Fitch.
	Now, of course, when it starts with Fitch, then it will move right on to all the other big ones.
	This is because of the housing crisis, which everyone said, oh, no, not a problem here, nothing wrong, no, nothing going on here.
	Yep, well, it is.
	But here's the kicker.
	The finance minister of the Netherlands, who I know, Jan Kees de Jager, who used to be a Microsoft IT guy, and he was the Microsoft IT guy for the finance department.
	I've interviewed him.
	I've met him.
	He's an a-hole.
	And he all of a sudden became the finance minister.
	Listen to this report.
	Bankers and senior financial service staff will soon have to swear under oath they will carry out their jobs with integrity, put their clients first, and ensure confidence in the banking sector.
	The oath will form part of the financial service regulator's assessment of people's suitability to the job and one of a package of measures the Minister hopes will restore trust in the financial sector.
	So, and this is being heralded as a great thing.
	The people in the Netherlands, in general, not the ones who listen to us, are actually saying, oh, they're taking an oath.
	They're swearing they'll do good.
	And they're believing it.
	What is the point of this oath?
	That is just crazy.
	I take an oath.
	I take an oath.
	Really?
	Greece.
	European railway companies getting ready to buy the Greek rail network.
	Who's number one?
	Well, I would guess Warren Buffett.
	No.
	Russia.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, you know, one of the things Buffer, Buffer.
	Buffer.
	Buffet that was pointed out as trying to block some pipelines because one of the things we forget about is the pipeline on rails.
	Yes.
	Which is the main way, historically, that oil has been moved from point A to point B. Yeah.
	You create a huge train and these pipes, by the way, these cars that carry oil are big.
	And they're bigger than a pipeline, generally, by a lot.
	And you get a train about a mile long with a bunch of big engines on it, you load that thing up with a ton of oil, and you just haul it to a refinery over the tracks.
	And that has always been the main competitor.
	Works great.
	Yeah, it works great.
	And it does work great, unless the train falls off the track.
	And then, of course, to sum this up, no one can do it better than our friend from the United Kingdom, Nigel Farage.
	Would you like to hear two minutes of Nigel railing in European Parliament?
	I'd like to hear ten minutes of Nigel.
	So Nigel is now a president.
	He sits on the Starfleet command side, two seats down from Barroso, who literally, while he speaks, laughs at him and mocks him.
	I mean, you have to watch these videos.
	You can find them in the show notes at 401.nashownotes.com.
	You really have to watch.
	These are the elites who have taken over your entire continent.
	With political correctness, I might add.
	And Nigel is anything but politically correct.
	It's a great shame Mr.
	Van Rompuy is not here, because a month ago he told us the worst was over, we'd reached the turning point.
	He even told us that he'd solved the euro crisis.
	Well, today we've got a more realistic Mr.
	Barroso, who says if we follow his policies and stick together, we can solve this in the end.
	Sorry, no one believes you anymore.
	And actually, in the face of the rapidly deteriorating situation, these comments look ridiculous.
	In Spain, mass unemployment gathers by the day, and internal democracy in Spain is now under threat.
	In Italy, where we were told Mr.
	Monty would sort it all out, growth figures are falling, and the bond spreads are worsening.
	And now an IMF official has come out and said that it is obvious that at some point a Euro breakup That will happen.
	These are big changes.
	The Euro is doomed.
	And your policies, sir, even if Greece accepts the austerity you're putting upon them, even if for the next eight years they obey all of this, they will still, in 2020, have a debt-GDP ratio of 120%, which makes one ask, what is the point?
	And in Spain, if Spain was able to increase, the difference is, sir, Britain is not trapped inside the economic prison of the euro.
	Now, take this.
	If Spain was to increase...
	If she increased her productivity growth by half a percent a year, which at the moment looks unlikely, if Spain did that, it would take her 40 years to close the competitiveness gap with Germany.
	These countries were sucked in to a totally false economic boom with artificially low interest rates and they are now paying the price.
	These policies cannot succeed.
	Mercifully, outside of this institution, Economists the world over now say it is inevitable that the euro will break up.
	It is just a question of how.
	And I really hope that the IMF now decide to stop pouring good money after bad into these bailouts.
	And I really do hope that not one penny piece more of British taxpayers' money goes into propping something up that should be allowed to die.
	Nigel Farage, Mr.
	Politically Correct.
	You hear them mocking him and laughing at him throughout that whole thing?
	Yeah, that's kind of odd.
	Well, it's not odd.
	I really have to tell you, the only solution for these elites is war, and they would love a civil war.
	I don't think so.
	I really think that...
	I don't think they want a civil war.
	I think it's the last thing they want.
	They're going to have their stuff stolen.
	I mean, this is the reason the elites have been trying to lock everyone down.
	Get away from my stuff.
	Every time there's a war, especially in Europe, everybody's stuff gets stolen.
	You know, when guys roll into town and they steal all your stuff, they grab the art, they grab the gold, they grab the, you know, everything.
	They can get a hold of.
	The women, the girls, the teenagers.
	Hey, hey, hey, lay off our women.
	They don't want that.
	How about this for a scenario?
	They want the public doped up, completely unable to do anything and put up with anything that's thrown at them.
	And then they become toys, like the American public's become, with the TSA, who essentially just toy with the public now.
	Like they're the cat and we're the mice.
	And they poke us and they grab us and they stick us in machines and then they tell you can't do this, you can't do that.
	I mean, and then we put up with it because we're turned into a country of mice.
	I think they should, the elites in Brussels, should be very prepared for more Knights Templar attacks.
	Because you're going to push people too far.
	Well, you've been saying that, but I'm seeing that you keep them drugged up, and you keep them bad news, you keep them uninformed and drugged up and stupid, and you don't educate them in schools.
	I think you've got a long way to go before they get actually worked up.
	Well, I don't want to see anyone hurt.
	Oh, that's going to happen whether you like it or not.
	It can't end well.
	None of this can end well.
	That's not going to end well.
	I noticed that one of the clips I have, though, talking about news doing a poor job, I got a number of clips of Aaron Burnett saying stupid things, which is great.
	Okay.
	I got a kick out of the CNN coverage of Bahrain, and the fact that they're just glossing it over, and you can see them jockeying for position on how they're going to handle this story as it continues to deteriorate.
	And now to the Outer Circle, where we reach out to our sources around the world.
	To Bahrain first, where a report from Amnesty International says human rights abuses there are not stopping.
	That's where we find our fled pliken.
	And we asked him how the government is reacting to the report.
	Aaron, Bahrain's government denies a lot of the findings of the Amnesty International report.
	Now remember, what the report says is that a lot of the reforms that were carried out here were half-hearted, that the security forces are still randomly detaining people, that people are being beat while they are in detention.
	The Bahraini government says that it's already instigated a lot of reforms of It's police force, for instance, that they're receiving extra training, that people are not being put in jail randomly anymore.
	However, they're also saying that a lot of the reforms that they have to start simply take time because they have to go through their parliament.
	It takes time to implement them.
	And, for instance, if you look at the police force, it simply takes a lot of time to train that many police officers.
	That, of course, for the opposition, for human rights groups, is not enough.
	They say more needs to be done.
	And they say a lot of the protests here have very, very real grievances behind them.
	Erin?
	Alright, thanks so much to Fred.
	And now to Paris.
	And now to Paris.
	So, yeah, and the Paris report, now you heard what they said.
	It's a smokescreen.
	Yeah.
	Very poor report.
	It's obviously that we are government.
	We don't want anything going on there, so we cover up whatever's going on, because we'll never find out listening to these people.
	She does go to the Paris report and reports on PIPA, This is where it turns into a celebrity.
	Oh, hey, Hollywood News, right?
	So it goes right from Bahrain to Pippa, and the kinky party she went to where they have clips from...
	She went to a...
	Let me give you a couple...
	Before we play the clip, I'll give you a little background on what they're going to show.
	Now, first of all, let me say one thing.
	Pippa's ass is amazing.
	People say they're actually very attractive.
	But she goes to this party that's a costume ball.
	There's nothing kinky going on at all.
	And then they say, and this guy's showing photos, and they say, and they're kinky, and there's people with a kinky mask, and they show a woman in a mask.
	It's just a friggin' mask.
	There's nothing kinky about it.
	Kate Middleton's younger sister was caught on camera with a man brandishing what might have been a fake gun, but now we're finding she was at a dress costume party as well, some sort of a kinky party apparently.
	I don't know, Matt's chance in London.
	We asked him how the family is reacting to Pippa.
	Well, Erin, they must be horrified.
	Officially, of course, Pippa is not a member of the royal family, and Buckingham Palace is refusing to comment on her.
	But the fact is, she is the sister of Kate, Prince William's wife, and the future Queen of England.
	And her conduct does reflect on the royals, whether they like it or not.
	Check out the raunchy costume bash she attended in Paris at the weekend.
	Dwarves, burlesque dancers, kinky masks...
	Then there was, of course, this gun incident.
	One of her wealthy pals here waving a pistol at a photographer as they drove through Paris.
	It may have been a toy gun.
	Who knows?
	But I can tell you, the Queen is unlikely to have been amused.
	Erin.
	Who cares what the Queen says?
	And why are they doing this report?
	This wasn't a kinky, raunchy party.
	The guy probably did have a fake gun because he was probably paying a gangster to have costumes on.
	That's what you do.
	And so the whole thing was just completely blown out of everything.
	And I don't understand why they're attacking this woman.
	It doesn't matter.
	All they want to do is just put bullcrap in your head.
	Distraction, distraction, distraction.
	Yeah, just don't pay attention to anything but the bullcrap.
	The UK papers are all over the bullcrap.
	But this is the problem.
	Why is Erin covering it?
	Because she's bullcrap.
	I would like to play one more clip from her.
	She's a CFR, Council on Foreign Relations, shill, piece of crap, bullcrap, biatch.
	A whore for the elites.
	I'll say it.
	I don't have to be politically correct.
	That's the problem.
	Ooh, they've got kinky masks!
	Kinky masks!
	Erin Burnett wouldn't know a kinky party if she fell right in the middle of one.
	One going on now as we speak at CNN. See, my pants!
	So what do you make of the Neil Haywood thing?
	Have we gotten any further on figuring that one out?
	Well, what I understand is that he was going to out that China dude's wife as shifting money around.
	Yeah, of course she's corrupt.
	And apparently she gave him cyanide or something to kill him.
	Yeah.
	That makes sense?
	Yeah.
	Well, we know that.
	Okay.
	Well, what are you asking me for?
	I mean, what was she doing?
	And what is the, you know, why she takes such drastic action?
	Now she's screwed.
	I mean, so is her husband.
	And the Chinese aren't, you know, the BBC story talks about it.
	I have it.
	You don't have to play it.
	Well, let's listen to it.
	The mystery surrounding the death of British businessman Neil Haywood in China has prompted the UK government to ask Beijing for a full investigation free from political interference.
	Mr.
	Haywood was in the city of Chongqing when he died, and now his death has been linked to a huge scandal within the Chinese Communist Party.
	Our diplomatic correspondent James Robbins has the story.
	The Prime Minister with the man ranked number five in China's political hierarchy, Li Changchun.
	Well, Mr.
	Li, can I welcome you to number 10 dining street?
	A first chance for Britain to send a clear message directly to the Chinese leadership.
	Britain expects a complete and convincing explanation of Neil Hayward's death.
	I don't think they give a crap.
	I don't think they want to know.
	Oh.
	Well, I'm irritated because I can talk to you for as long as I want, but if we don't have a connection, you know, this has been the absolute...
	Six months, we've had perfect connection from Camp Mofo.
	Austin rated the number one broadband speed city in the United States of Gitmo Nation.
	And then, as we start the show, this happens...
	Once you get rated number one, then you can fall back on your laurels.
	But I mean, I'm literally losing, I mean, the connection, I can see, because I've got my monitors running, the connection is just breaking.
	I have no connection to the interwebs.
	That's what happens.
	It's just dropping in and out.
	Stop that!
	Some guy outside probably wiggling, jiggling the cord.
	It's completely annoying.
	Well, you should complain and not pay for today's connections.
	Yeah.
	Here is a news report from Chicago.
	You heard about the black helicopters training over Chicago?
	Oh, good!
	Hi, good morning to both of you.
	Yeah, you know what?
	This is going to be right over here at McCormick Place where the convention center is at.
	This is going to be one of the areas where they're going to really be beefing up security because this is where the world's leaders will be meeting.
	And between here and their hotels, they're going to be very busy back and forth.
	So we know that, you know, Secret Service, local police, they're all doing their part to make sure that these dignitaries are safe.
	And check this out, too.
	Now, this is some other video we wanted to share with you because it's really, really interesting.
	You saw this first on Fox Chicago News.
	We showed this to you last night.
	The Black Hawk helicopters that were flying over the Chicago area, doing it in a very low, drill-like maneuvers, flying in some very unusual patterns.
	And it was freaking people out because they were calling our newsroom saying, what's going on?
	There are military men hanging out of the windows here.
	And they were flying over the United Center, the medical districts, along the river, the lakefront.
	But the military, you know, because we checked into it, the military is saying it's not related to NATO. It's part of a training exercise.
	Okay, whatever.
	But we don't usually see that here in Chicago.
	And we do have the NATO coming up next month.
	That's your reporting.
	Whatever.
	Who cares?
	Whatever.
	Yeah, just some helicopters.
	It's going to be military flying, and they're flying like, you know, at three-quarter building height, and the guys are literally out there with their weapons.
	Are people just so used to this that it's like, oh.
	Oh, they're getting used to it.
	Whatever.
	They're dumb.
	I've already bitched about this on the show.
	So, why do they have, this is for the G8 or something, is that what it's for?
	No, this is the big NATO conference, yeah.
	Why are they, let me just, this is like an Ask Adam.
	Why in God's name are they doing such a meeting in Chicago?
	Well, that's the center of power.
	That's why.
	Let me back it up again.
	There are a million places you can go where you can have such a meeting without disrupting the day-to-day lives of this many million people.
	There's tons of places.
	And many of them are probably nicer than Chicago when it comes to just having a quiet meeting.
	Yeah, maybe you want to hang out with Chicago hookers.
	You might want to go to Chicago.
	But generally speaking, there's lots of great places to have these meetings.
	You can have it at Camp David for all you...
	That's where they're doing the G8 is Camp David.
	Which is smart.
	So why are they doing this in Chicago?
	Well, there's only two explanations I can come up with.
	One is it's the center of power.
	It's not the center.
	Even if it's the center of power, why would you want to have your meeting there?
	Maybe.
	Well, we want to test out all that cool hardware we've been paying for.
	I think just to show the Chicagoans that the military runs the country and they're going to have to get used to it.
	Yeah, we're going to have that LRAD. This is completely unacceptable.
	We're going to have the long-range audio device to give you instructions.
	And blow out your eardrums at the same time.
	They're probably going to test some weaponry on the public.
	Yeah, I think they should try the pain ray.
	If you have it in Juneau, Alaska, you won't get this kind of outpouring of protests.
	Well, you know what?
	It'll be good because we'll have something to watch.
	It'll be cool.
	Yeah, it'll have entertainment value.
	It'll have entertainment value.
	Exactly.
	You know, something I missed, John, in the...
	We talked about Senate Bill 1813, known as MAP-21.
	Oh, yeah, MAP-21.
	Yeah, I missed something, but it was brought up online.
	Because, you know, in that it contains, all of a sudden it contains this weird language that says if you have a debt to the IRS of $50,000 or more, your passport will be revoked and you can't travel.
	So, in section 31406, no wonder I missed it, vehicle event data recorders.
	Not later than 180 days after the date of enactment of this act, the Secretary shall revise Part 563 of Title 49, Code of Federal Regulations.
	And of course, I've pulled that for you.
	It is in the show notes at 401.nashownotes.com.
	To require, beginning with model year 2015, new passenger motor vehicles sold in the United States to be equipped with an event data recorder that meets the requirements under that part.
	So, are you interested in the requirements?
	Sure.
	We might as well finish the show like we always do with some more depressing news.
	Something really depressing.
	So, you're now going to be tracked, and the black box will be tracking the following.
	ABS activity, airbag warning lamp status, capture, which is the, that's just the type of, it'll have to be in a card, I guess.
	The delta V lateral, which is your speed, delta V longitudinal, which is a change in velocity.
	Of course, airbag deployment time, end of event time, which means after a so-called crash, engine RPM, engine throttle percent full, so how fast you were going, the type of event, frontal airbag deployment, ignition cycle, how many times you started the car, essentially, lateral acceleration, longitudinal acceleration, minimum V delta, so there's all this, basically every single move your car is making.
	Occupant, yeah, right.
	Occupant position classification.
	It's illegal to drive at a certain slow speed on a freeway.
	Do they have a GPS is what I want to know.
	Yeah, all positions.
	Okay, so in other words, if I'm on the freeway and I'm going too slow, it'll record that.
	And if I'm speeding, it'll record that.
	It'll know what freeway I'm on and it'll know what the speed limit was.
	So when I go in to get my small check, which I have to do every year in California one way or another, every two years, I think it's older cars, but whatever.
	It's going to be every year now or every six months.
	They're going to pull the data from this thing and I'm going to get tickets in the mail.
	I think it's even worse than that.
	I think this is a ploy for the insurance companies.
	Oh, no, the insurance companies are part of this scam, obviously.
	But every time I get a ticket in the mail, the insurance goes up, too.
	So it's a bonanza.
	Everybody can make money off of them spying on me in my own car.
	That's right.
	Insurance companies will charge me more money.
	I'll get tickets, all sorts of tickets for doing whatever, you know, and there's some circumstance that may be legal, but I won't ever be able to prove it because it's all privatized and nobody wants to hear from you.
	And it's like those buses that you bitched about last show when the bus has the camera on the front and it's just looking for more opportunities to take our money and it's a form of tax.
	Yeah, and not just the tax.
	Well, it's the insurance companies who win.
	That's the bottom line.
	No, the municipalities, the state of California, the coffers, they're going to make more money on...
	Have you ever seen a ticket in San Francisco?
	$70 for a parking ticket.
	Oh, that's nothing.
	It's $116 in Los Angeles now.
	Okay, it's $160.
	You can get five tickets.
	That's more than you're paying an insurance for the month.
	I mean, these municipalities are gouging their citizens.
	The citizens don't seem to care.
	Because, you know, there's enough of them on bicycles all the time.
	They're loud mouths.
	Oh, we should be on a bicycle.
	You deserve the ticket.
	Oh, you should be walking.
	You deserve the ticket.
	You should deserve the ticket.
	You deserve the ticket.
	We said we have more bike paths and you won't get so many tickets.
	Yeah.
	So you get those people.
	They're always showing up at the city council, you know, and they're on the news shows.
	You know, some idiot wants more bicycles.
	So you're screwed.
	Yeah.
	The public at large is screwed.
	Yeah.
	And this is a...
	I would put this in the red book.
	This is not going to happen.
	What do you mean it's not going to happen?
	It's not going to happen.
	It's passed.
	It's done.
	It can be pulled.
	Yeah, it can be pulled.
	So, John...
	Where do we take all this?
	What do we do?
	Do we just sit back and enjoy the ride in, coach?
	Or what do we do?
	I'd like to be in the observation car, personally.
	Yeah, I mean, this is just...
	What are we going to...
	I'm so happy.
	I'm so happy I moved to Texas.
	At least here we get a little bit of a feeling of some form of, you know, freedom.
	They got Ted Nugent right down the road in Waco.
	Yeah, I'm serious.
	Here's one.
	The Corrections Corporation of America, you are well familiar with it, the largest for-profit incarceration company in America, sent a letter to municipalities and officials in 48 states offering to buy state prisons and run them for a profit.
	Here's the kicker.
	I mean, if that doesn't get people to give money to our show.
	Here's the kicker.
	Just that tidbit.
	Here's the kicker.
	We're not going to have a show.
	As part of the deal, states have to agree to keep the prison at 90% occupancy.
	So we'll buy the prisons, we'll run them.
	And make money running them.
	Yeah, but you've got to keep the slaves coming in.
	How awesome is that?
	Yeah, and the argument to the population is, look, we've got all these horrible prisoners, and you're paying to feed and clothe them at $30,000 to $40,000 a year per person.
	You will remove that tax burden, and we'll run the prisons, and we'll make money on the prisons, as a matter of fact.
	What better deal would there be?
	No, none.
	It's great, and they're signing off on it in droves.
	It's a win-win.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, and then they just create slave labor mills.
	They've institutionalized slave labor in the United States in the form of prison labor.
	Exactly.
	Congratulations.
	And there'll be no recourse, by the way.
	You know, where are they going to handle it?
	Who knows how the paroles and all the rest of it's going to work?
	Because it's just like the parking ticket thing.
	It's been turned over to private enterprise.
	You know, so the city governments, what do they do anyway?
	They don't even do anything.
	Everything's turned over to private enterprise.
	What's the point of having a mayor?
	And then if you get a ticket and you have to dispute it, courts don't care.
	It's not their problem.
	It's a kangaroo court.
	And then while you're in New York.
	And everybody thinks this is fantastic.
	Mayor Bloomberg's.
	Mayor Bloomberg's.
	We'll just call him Mayor Bloomberg's from now on.
	It's worked.
	He's finally got it.
	He is now getting the smoking ban in your own home pushed through.
	You cannot smoke in your own home.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Yep.
	I missed that one.
	Yep.
	More suppressed news.
	Let's see.
	Wall Street Journal reports legislation requires buildings to adopt set policies on where smoking is prohibited and permitted and to disclose those rules to prospective tenants and owners.
	This is more political correctness.
	No more political correctness.
	This is the one thing you can do.
	It's the one thing everyone within the sound of my voice.
	All ten of you.
	Here's the thing you can do.
	Do not participate in political correctness.
	That part of Breivik I agree with.
	How about you?
	Yeah, I'd do my best to avoid it.
	All right.
	Then let me give you a new jingle.
	The War on Chicken.
	Let some guy crank that out right during the show.
	Hell yeah!
	Hell yeah!
	That's our audience, man.
	That's Yellow Jacket.
	That's Yellow Jacket, man.
	I'm telling you.
	How awesome is that?
	Well, we've had the war on terror.
	We've had the war on women.
	I think the war on chicken is just about par for the course.
	Perfect.
	So I see you've disappeared from the face of the earth once again.
	Yeah.
	Sorry about that.
	I have no idea what's going on.
	I can literally see my connection just pinging out.
	There we go.
	I'm back.
	Literally see the connection just break here.
	Hello, John.
	The War on Chicken.
	The War on Chicken.
	So should I play that doctor as an end of show clip?
	Yeah, why don't you play it?
	It's good.
	He's interesting.
	He's always been entertaining.
	Dr.
	Thomas Saz.
	Keep everything coming, ladies and gentlemen.
	That means noagendanewsnetwork.com where you can always find cool stuff 24-7.
	Still looking for a trailer for Ms.
	Mickey and myself to sleep in for our Hot Pockets 2009 tour.
	Preferably one that we can pick up in Texas.
	She'll be doing a mass email to everyone in the western states who wanted us to come on the 2008 tour.
	So be on the lookout for that.
	And go to noaginthenation.com to pick up some swag.
	And I might do a tweet up out here in the Bay Area to take a train ride to the...
	This is a real dirty one.
	To take the train from San Jose or all parts, all the Amtrak stops that go to the Sacramento Train Museum.
	Wow, that's riveting.
	Ah, I knew you'd like that.
	Hey, by the way, so play this Zaz thing and then play your auto-tune rendition of the No Agenda theme followed by the Adios Mofo in a...
	No agenda donation thing.
	It's a request.
	You're making that with Nixon's secretary during Watergate.
	Okay.
	I'm just telling you.
	It's a request.
	All right.
	No agenda donation thing.
	All right.
	Coming to you from Cam Mofo here in the drone star state, the capital of that, being Austin Tejas.
	In the morning, everybody.
	My name is Adam Curry.
	And from Northern Silicon Valley, where it is, Northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We'll be back on Sunday right here, hopefully, depending on the connection and how they're trying to disturb everything, on No Agenda.
	Will authorities tell a mother, as you already heard, that her son is sick and needs to be on drugs?
	How in the world is she to know that that is simply a lie?
	How is she to recognize that what experts now call attention deficit hyperactivity disorder is simply not a disease?
	Now, such a mother is not an expert in the history of psychiatry.
	She does not know that psychiatrists have for hundreds of years used diagnostic terms, so-called diagnostic terms, to stigmatize and control people.
	I will only give you a few Dramatic examples.
	When black slaves in the South ran away to freedom, it wasn't that they wanted to be free.
	They suffered from a disease called drapetomania.
	From drapetes, ran away slave and mania.
	I'm not making this up.
	This was a legitimate diagnosis, just like attention deficit disorder is.
	Women have to...
	Population of mankind, of course, if they were foolish enough to rebel against domination by men, well then they had a serious disease called hysteria, which was due to their wandering womb.
	Now none of those behaviors was ever a disease, and of course it's not a disease.
	But nor is attention deficit disorder a disease.
	No behavior or misbehavior is a disease or can be a disease.
	That's not what diseases are.
	So it doesn't matter how a child behaves.
	There is nothing to examine.
	If he's sick, then there must be some objective science to it, which can be diagnosed by physicians and objective tests.
	As soon as you go to a doctor, they take a lot of blood and take x-rays.
	They don't want to hear how you behave.
	When I went to medical school, Sixty years ago, there were only a handful of mental diseases.
	I think there were no more than six or seven.
	Now there are more than 300.
	And new ones are, quote, discovered every day.
	Labeling a child as mentally ill is stigmatization, not diagnosis.
	Giving a child a psychedelic drug is poisoning, not treatment.
	I have long maintained that the child psychiatrist is one of the most dangerous enemies, not only of children, but of adults, of all of us who care to the most precious and most vulnerable things in life.
	And those two things are children Now, I ask again, how can parents protect their children from the therapeutic state?
	That is, from the alliance of government and psychiatry.
	Basically, I think in the final analysis, they can only do so by disabusing themselves, getting rid of the idea that what ails an unhappy and misbehaving child, and there are of course many such children, in fact, old children at some time, That such a child is having a mental illness and the so-called treatment can help him.
	This is simply not so.
	Diseases are malfunctions of the human body, of the heart, the liver, the kidney, the brain, and so forth.
	Typhoid fever is a disease.
	You all know that?
	You don't question that.
	Spring fever All you have to know is English.
	Spring fever is not a disease.
	Now, why not?
	Because we all know that it's a figure of speech, a metaphor, a little piece of poetry.
	Now, so are all mental diseases.
	Mental disease is a metaphor.
	The task we set ourselves to combat psychiatric coercion.
	It's important.
	I think it's important.
	You all think it's important.
	Not enough people think it's important.
	It's a noble task.
	A task in the pursuit of which we must, regardless of obstacles, persevere.
	Our conscience commands that we do no less.
	The War on Chicken Adios, mofo.

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