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	The whole thing!
	They were on the ground!
	Boots on the ground!
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Thursday, January 19th, 2012.
	Time for Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 375.
	This is no agenda.
	Clear!
	Really suffering from mass hysteria at Camp MoFo here in Austin, Texas, in the capital of the Drone Star State.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where we haven't got a spreadsheet, no thanks.
	I don't know what's going on with PayPal.
	I'm John C. Dubois.
	In the morning.
	Okay, vent your frustrations in the opening.
	That's right.
	And don't do that, because people are like, oh, they don't have a spreadsheet.
	Well, I'm not listening then.
	What's the spread you got to them listening?
	Because, you know, they're not going to mention my name.
	Yeah, well, here's why they want to listen, because I've got some complaining to do.
	Uh-oh.
	Coming later.
	Okay.
	Well, first of all, in the morning to you there, Johnny Boy.
	In the morning to you, in the morning to all ships at sea, in the morning to all boots on the ground, and in the morning to all feet in the air.
	Hey, citizen.
	And, of course, in the morning to all of our human resources, our citizens.
	Hey, citizen.
	All charged up, ready to go in the chat room.
	NoagendaStream.com, NoagendaChat.net.
	That hey, citizen thing is really catching on.
	I'm getting emails all day long.
	Hey, citizen.
	Yeah.
	It's like, it's rivaling in the morning, I think.
	It's getting very close.
	Hey, citizen.
	Hey, citizen.
	It's so friendly, yet so shut up, slave-y.
	You know what I mean?
	It's really good.
	It's a great little ditty.
	It's real.
	I like it.
	I like it a lot.
	Alright, so what is wrong with PayPal?
	We've had nothing but problems with PayPal.
	No, we haven't had nothing but problems.
	We've had problems over the last week.
	We've got two accounts.
	There's an older account which still gets subscription.
	Monthly.
	Yeah, monthly.
	And it's still a reasonable size.
	And we have the new account, which is the No Agenda Show account specifically.
	And so I requested downloads of the data since the last show so we can discuss the producers and all the rest of it.
	I went through it, by the way.
	I do have the executive producers for this show, but I had to go through page by page and pull them out by hand.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Manual labor.
	Oh, manual labor.
	This is the cloud.
	You click and you wait.
	You click and you wait.
	It's the cloud.
	There we go.
	The cloud.
	You click to go to the next page, because they only put 20 entries.
	You go to the next page, and I determine it's between 7 and 15 second wait.
	You sure this isn't...
	Sopa somehow getting back at us for not going black.
	Anon.
	Anon is messing with us.
	So anyway, I request a no agenda spreadsheet, and then I request the older spreadsheet from the other account.
	And the other account shows up in five minutes.
	Two hours later, the No Agenda account has not shown any sign of life.
	This happened last week, and I called customer service, and they...
	What did they say, actually?
	Now, does it sound like they're in jail?
	Does it sound like they're people who are working in jail?
	No, it doesn't sound like a boiler room either.
	Because there's this report out about...
	Is they're in jail?
	No, that the biggest call centers now are staffed by prisoners.
	They're always women, so they'd have to be a woman's prison.
	Well, the picture that I'm seeing here shows a lot of guys.
	Well, last time I called, it was a woman, and she said, oh, she'll email me the download, which she didn't do, but the download showed up immediately after she hung up after examining the file, so I didn't care.
	This time, I called, it was a little Filipino girl, and...
	How do you know she was, did she say, hello, Mr.
	Dvorak, I'm from Philippines?
	I know a lot of Filipino women since I was in school.
	We had a lot of them in the Bay Area.
	And they have an accent that's very distinctive.
	So you say, hey, were you chatting her up a little?
	I was not going to say that.
	I was accusing her of being in the Philippines, which is one of the largest call center places.
	But were you chatting her up a little bit while she's helping you?
	I always try to chat them up and be friendly.
	Were you doing stuff like saying like...
	She seemed kind of baffled by the whole problem.
	Were you saying like, hey, I went to school with a lot of your country people, your Filipinos.
	She was a Filipino.
	So whatever the case, I'm talking and she's trying to figure out what I'm talking about and she's...
	And then I'm disconnected.
	Of course.
	She's like, screw this guy.
	Click.
	Click.
	I don't know what he's talking about.
	Bye.
	Okay.
	So that's that.
	So I'm still waiting.
	So this hang-up was this morning?
	Yeah.
	But that's lame.
	Didn't you call back immediately and get into it?
	Didn't you just get into a queue?
	It was a very different experience this time from the last, which I think they may have changed stuff.
	Well, yeah, because they went from the jail system, you got patched through to the Philippines.
	I have no idea.
	They probably have customer service people all over the place.
	This is why we have no chance, man.
	It's true.
	We're all doomed.
	We have no chance whatsoever.
	Actually, I have a jingle for these things now.
	Hold on.
	Yeah.
	Regarding our PayPal spreadsheet...
	Technical malfunction!
	What was that?
	Could you not hear it?
	I could hear it, but I couldn't understand it.
	Oh, well, maybe that's the Skype connection.
	You can hear it quite well.
	Technical malfunction!
	Oh, technical malfunction.
	I have that one handy now.
	It's a little grandiose.
	Yeah, thank you, Marcus.
	It's good.
	That's good.
	But while we're here, we might as well mention, I do have the executive producers.
	We want to thank them right off the top here.
	Yes, absolutely.
	And we have two executive producers and, surprisingly, one, two, three, four associate executives.
	And I don't have all their notes, but I do have some of them.
	See, that really blows.
	Do you think we'll get the notes for the show?
	Because, you know, it's important, people.
	No, they have the notes there.
	There was no real...
	These guys, none of them had real long notes.
	I mean, there's a couple of notes, but it wasn't like a long note that they're going to be upset about as long as we do a couple of things.
	First of all, Michael Miller and Tiburon, he's on behalf of Sir Gitmo Slave.
	Oh yeah, this was a big, everyone was pitching in to get Gitmo Slave a knighthood.
	Gitmo Slave, of course, really runs the infrastructure of the streaming server, and he coordinates a lot of stuff.
	Right, and he...
	Apparently, and he wants a 12-12-12 knighthood.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	Now he's demanding stuff?
	No, he claims he's got the numbers for it.
	And will take his word for it.
	Yeah, he's demanding.
	And he wants you to get a haircut.
	Yeah, cut your hair, bitch.
	So we got him.
	So this is $500.
	So he'll be an executive producer.
	Nice.
	And then we have from Peter Gill from Brisbane.
	Curious.
	We have two of our producers from Brisbane, Australia.
	And he wants karma for apparently his son, Charlie, whose birthday it is.
	We have to put Charlie Gill on today's birthday list, if you can do that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I can do anything you need.
	So, hold on a second.
	Birthday...
	And Charlie's apparently had some medical issues recently that require karma.
	I mean, he needs a karma call out.
	You've got karma now.
	Then we have Norman McDonough in Woodstock, Ontario, 200 bucks.
	I got my second PayPal anecdote here.
	This is just to coders out there.
	Tell me I'm wrong on this.
	I page down, wait 15 seconds, page down, wait 10 seconds, page down, wait 10 seconds.
	I come up with Norman McDonough.
	Who's in Woodstock, Ontario, $200, associate executive producer.
	But I need to find out that he's in Woodstock.
	It just says his name.
	Right.
	So I click on the details.
	Boom.
	It takes me to another page.
	And it says, there he is, Norm MacDonald in Woodstock, Ontario.
	And then it says at the bottom, return to my account.
	Now, do you think the code should return me to where I came from?
	Or reset the whole thing and take me right back to the first page?
	I think it should log you out.
	Did it?
	Now that's the way I encode it.
	Boom.
	So you went back to the login, like basically the top page?
	Yeah.
	We've got to scroll back down page after page.
	So I'm thinking, of course I corrected this error on my part by making assumptions that they would do it right, and so I had to open a new window for each of the guys.
	But that just seems to me, am I right or wrong?
	Also, just Brian, he doesn't want his last name, used $210.12, which I guess $210.12, which I didn't mention in the email, is another...
	Oh, right.
	We sent out an email to everybody.
	Yeah, for the palindromes coming up.
	We got 2, 1, 12, but I don't think I had 2, 10, 12, which is a blunder.
	But anyway, Brian came up with it.
	But he says he came up with it by paying $2 for every episode he's listened to, which is reasonable, and...
	Just to pat myself on the back, because I brought in the big dough.
	$2.12 for the clip show.
	Good job.
	Thank you.
	Good job.
	Well, that's good.
	So we eat once again.
	Is that the basic message?
	The 12 cents.
	We got two more.
	Austin Voss, $200 from Calgary, Alberta.
	And he wants a karma combined with the huntsman.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's see if I can do this.
	I'm sure I can.
	He doesn't want to understand this situation.
	Yeah, it works.
	You've got karma.
	It's kind of nice where he says ching-ching and we get the bell.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's good.
	That's good.
	All right, and then finally, also in Brisbane, and he did have a little note, but it was just accolades saying he loves the show, $200, and those are executive producers and associate executive producers for show, whatever number it is.
	At 375, John, we have been together.
	375 episodes of the No Agenda Show.
	As some say, the best podcast in the universe.
	I thought that was a fact.
	It's not some saying.
	I tried to look it up yesterday, but Wikipedia was dark.
	I couldn't verify if we indeed were the best.
	Wikipedia is not dark today because we'll probably need it.
	I want to thank all those producers and executive producers for show 375.
	Dvorak.org slash NA to help us out and continue to help us out.
	Also, channeldvorak.com slash NA if you can't get to that other site.
	I'm sorry, and also noagendanation.com, which is also a store, and noagendashow.com, where there's a donation button you can just click on, and it'll take you to one of the donation pages.
	Right.
	The page that we keep there.
	Yeah, turn it up for the kids right now, real loud.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. Giving is loving.
	So give your love.
	Givingloving.com.
	Givingloving.
	We have givingloving.com.
	I was going to talk about our PR associates today.
	We have a number of amazing domain names that once again are forwarding to NoAgendaShow.com.
	The first one, which is nice that it was available, Unelectable.net.
	Very nice that that's forwarding to the NoAgendaShow.com website.
	Thank you very much, Sam.
	Good job on that one.
	And then we have a plethora.
	We have GivingLoving.com, GivingIsLoving.com.
	Basically, if you combine the words Giving and Loving, You're going to wind up at our show site.
	Giving is loving.
	Wait a minute.
	There's a short version of it too.
	Hold on.
	Let me see.
	I want to play this one.
	Giving is loving.
	At givingloving.com It works for me.
	I want to go.
	I like the voice.
	Who is that?
	I forget.
	One of our producers, man.
	Our producers are awesome.
	They just make this stuff up and send it in.
	They make it up as it goes along.
	Indeed.
	Okay, of course there is something everyone else out there can do.
	You can always continue to propagate our formula, which is as follows.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Stand loud and proud with me, everybody.
	Hey, Citizen.
	Shut up.
	Yeah, you're going to be hearing the Hey, Citizen for a while, I think.
	I think you should somehow combine Hey, Citizen and Squirrel.
	Well, I don't know.
	I don't know how, but I'm just saying.
	Hey, Citizen.
	Squirrel.
	Never mind.
	How does that work?
	Don't take my advice on these things.
	You'd just be making nothing but noise all the whole show.
	Yeah, like we used to do in the good old days.
	Yeah, very good.
	Very good.
	I'd like to start off today.
	I mean, there's so much obvious crap going on here in the United States of Gitmo Nation, but I think what's happening in Europe is much more interesting.
	And Haiku Herman, he's off the rails, man.
	He's off the rails.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's completely off the rails.
	So, first of all...
	Well, these guys are freaked out.
	Well, yeah, because standards...
	Before you go into that, I just want to just add a little piece of spice to the beginning of what you're going to discuss.
	With today's morning's New York Times on the front page of the business section...
	Syria?
	No, no.
	It's Syria we were talking about afterwards.
	Okay.
	But this one, when I read this, I said, oh, this should be interesting.
	I'll just read the headline.
	I'm sure it's part of what you're going to say.
	Hedge funds may sue Greece if it tries to force a loss.
	I know.
	Isn't it great?
	Can you imagine the kind of mess that this could...
	I mean, this is a nightmare.
	Well, what's interesting is that on Monday, the Dutch...
	Gitmo Nation Lowlands is where they have the International Criminal Court in The Hague.
	You know, it's kind of like the Switzerland...
	And they also have miniature land in The Hague.
	Maduro Dam.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He is opening up on Monday, the Minister of Finance, Jumkes de Jager, who is an ICT guy.
	He's like a Microsoft integrations guy.
	I know him.
	He's now the Minister of Finance.
	Do you think these guys that have these meetings in the Hague go over to miniature land and walk around thinking that they, you know, oh, I feel so big.
	I'm the giant.
	I'm crushing on you little peanuts, you little slaves.
	Hey, citizen.
	I'm stepping on you.
	Yeah, I think they do that.
	That's why it's built.
	They said, you know, we need a place to practice.
	I mean, it's Maduro Dam.
	Look that up in the Book of Knowledge.
	So, Jan Kees de Jager, who was like, I think his expertise was SharePoint, is now the Minister of Finance.
	He will be opening up the new International Financial Tribunal in The Hague.
	Which will mediate in disputes about complicated financial products.
	Now, this is very key because that means it's coming.
	So they know that they're going to have all these disputes, particularly about derivatives.
	And the derivatives, of course, flows right into the insurance that people take out, which hedge fund guys do, on defaults of loans.
	So they're setting up a court, which I'm sure will be really fair, just like the International Criminal Court.
	They're setting up and they're ready because they know it's coming.
	And they've known it for a while.
	And so he's actually going to cut the ribbon there and open it all up.
	So let's listen to Euronews for a second, who report about the Greeks on the streets once again.
	As the clock ticks on efforts to save Greece from bankruptcy, people in Athens have taken to the streets to protest against possible new austerity measures.
	The general strike coincided with the return of EU and IMF officials to the city.
	Without their approval, Greece will not get another bailout.
	But Greek workers have seen their incomes slashed in five years of cutbacks, and they're not in a welcoming mood.
	They're going to impose even more harsh measures, this man says.
	...the government of the three states, to put even more subtle measures...
	More sacrifices will not save us from bankruptcy, this Communist Party leader says.
	The system must be overthrown.
	In one isolated incident, some turned their anger on a plain-clothes policeman, but the protest was otherwise peaceful.
	Squirrel, squirrel.
	Greece needs a 130 billion euro rescue package, but its leaders are also trying to agree a deal with banks on slashing 100 billion euros off a 350 billion euro debt.
	Right.
	However, negotiations hit the rocks on Friday and were not due to restart until Wednesday.
	I love the hit the rocks thing, little reference there to the cruise ship, kind of cool.
	The industrial action brought Athens to a standstill, but it was unlikely to have the desired effect.
	Similar protests last year did not deflect the previous government from its path of austerity and the current administration of technocrats is even more determined to push through the reforms the country's creditors are insisting on.
	More austerity.
	I mean, how much more could you have?
	And it's like you can only poop every other day or something?
	I mean, how much more problem can you give these poor people in Greece?
	No pooping.
	Now, check this out.
	It's gotten so bad in Greece.
	Remember when we were talking about them selling off all their assets, basically, and just doing anything?
	You can now rent the Acropolis for $2,000 a day.
	You can actually rent it out.
	For like a party.
	That's a good deal.
	That's a great deal.
	Are you kidding me?
	2,000 a day.
	That's nothing.
	Yeah.
	Can you imagine you'll hang up some mirror balls and get a DJ in there and some glow sticks?
	What a rave, man.
	We'll be dropping some E. It'd be awesome.
	We'll call it E-Cropolis.
	E-Cropolis.
	The white party.
	The white party at E-Cropolis.
	Don't miss it.
	All right.
	So, Haiku Herman.
	So, of course, Europe gets downgraded.
	We talked about this on Sunday.
	Just about every single country, except for the ones who think they're all safe, like Gitmo Nation lowlands.
	And so, good old Haiku Herman, the President of the United States of Europe, has to come out and say something.
	I take notes, and I will, of course, examine...
	The consequences of the decision announced by Standard& Poor's...
	I love this.
	I take note.
	It's like noted.
	Isn't that one of our favorite sayings?
	Like, yeah, I've noted that.
	To downgrade the credit rating of the European financial...
	A stability facility.
	Now, see, I didn't know this.
	So they actually downgraded the rating of their whole bailout fund.
	Did you realize that?
	It wasn't just the sovereign debt, but it was the ESFS itself that they downgraded.
	No.
	Okay.
	Let's not forget that the EFSF... Continues to be assigned the best possible credit rating by Moody's and by Fritsch.
	Fritsch?
	Listen, dude, no one cares about Fritsch and Moody's.
	What are you trying to say?
	Two out of three ain't bad?
	What is that?
	Underlining its solidity.
	Solidity?
	Neither rating agency has indicated any rating action for the EFSF in the immediate future.
	Yeah, it means they got to deal with those guys.
	Standing in poor's decision?
	So-called decision?
	So-called decision!
	I love it!
	So-called decision.
	Just from a technical standpoint, I can't I mean, these guys have got between a rock and a hard place after this mess that they've left everything in during the housing crisis, these ratings agencies.
	And they would love to really do it right and downgrade the crap out of this stuff, but there's so much pressure on them from every which way.
	But these are conservative downgrades.
	But this is such a big message for him to say, so-called, so-called decision.
	No, of course it wasn't their decision.
	It was probably little Timmy Geithner who said, hey, hey, downgrade the fuckers!
	Downgrade them!
	Let's do it now!
	Will not reduce EFSF's lending capacity of $440 billion.
	EFSFS. Thank you.
	And will continue to be backed by unconditional and irrevocable guarantees by Euro-area member states.
	That is unbelievable.
	I don't know if anyone realizes what he's saying.
	But he's saying that the fund remains to be backed by unconditional and irrevocable guarantees from the European member states.
	That means more austerity for more member states.
	That's what it sounds like.
	Everyone's committed.
	It's irrevocable.
	You can't go back.
	So where's it going to come from?
	It's going to come from Germany and the Netherlands and all the countries who weren't downgraded.
	Congratulations!
	Hats of state or government...
	There's the hats of state again.
	Hats of state.
	He's back with the hats of state.
	Excited the 9th of December.
	9th.
	To advance the introduction...
	Of the permanent mechanism.
	Ah, now this is the one that I told you about, I think, almost two months ago.
	The European stability mechanism.
	This is the thing that everyone's agreed to.
	It's been ratified.
	They ratified it in July of 2011.
	All the finance ministers, including the Microsoft SharePoint guy from Gitmo Lowlands, they said, yeah, we're good for it.
	We guarantee.
	That's the irrevocable money that is going to come from the taxpayers in all these member states.
	Yes, sir.
	To July 2012, the ESM will have its own capital, its own capital base, and thus be less affected by ratings of Euro-area member states.
	And then I will repeat what I said in my introduction.
	The adequacy of the overall lending ceiling of EFSF, ESM of 500 billion will be reassessed by March 22 in a couple of weeks.
	Right.
	So I don't understand why there's not universal outrage.
	I think people just don't understand it or their local media is not reporting on it.
	But it's not being reported on to any extent, for sure.
	No, because people would be outraged if they knew that every other country is basically...
	Bailing out Greece.
	And it's not...
	It's bailing out banks.
	Well, bailing out banks, and it's...
	Right, the banks that are in debt to Greece, Spain, Portugal, Italy, the whole group of these...
	This whole group of Southern Europe countries or Southern European countries is...
	It's just ridiculous at this point.
	I mean, this is, well, you know, we'll see what happens.
	Now, Haiku Herman, here's the off-the-rails part.
	So I'm digging around on the EU site.
	He has an Ask Herman segment.
	It's actually called Ask Herman.
	I'm so excited.
	So he takes questions, and they're YouTube videos, and he answers the questions.
	And these, I'm going to play three questions with his answers.
	These are questions that I would want, I would ask.
	And he's such a bonehead that he's actually answering them.
	First question, of course, and he even, just listen to how he, it's unbelievable that they're doing this.
	I love it, by the way.
	Thank you, Haiku.
	Keith Adams is asking me on Twitter.
	Twitter.
	Please explain why and on what basis the European Union has forced democratically elected leaders in Italy and Greece out of office.
	This is a great question.
	It's like, and that's exactly what happened.
	You forced out Papandreou, you kicked him out, you put in a technocrat, a banker, Goldman Sachs guy.
	You forced out, well, of course, we knew what was going to happen in Italy, but you put a central banker shill in, another technocrat.
	So what authority do you have to do that?
	Well, dear Keith, the European Union is not forcing anyone out of office.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	We didn't...
	What happened then?
	The leaders of the two countries you mentioned stepped down either because they lost the support of their parliament or they resigned.
	They just resigned.
	No phone call, no threatening letters, no email.
	They just said, you know, I think today is a good day to resign.
	The current leaders in Italy and Greece, Mr.
	Monti and Papademos, they both govern with the support of a parliamentary majority.
	In Greece, elections will be organized next year.
	Yes.
	And people will have their say.
	In Italy, elections are foreseen at the normal date, in 2013.
	Great.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Well, then let's talk about that Euro thing, shall we?
	Quite a few questions and comments arrived to me via the platform Debating Europe.
	And here is one.
	When you are going to stop kidding yourself and accept the fact that the Euro is dead...
	That's a great question.
	When are you going to stop kidding yourself and accept the fact that the euro is dead?
	Well, this is a good question for Haiku Herman.
	Well, I'm convinced that the euro will continue to exist.
	We would all have too much to lose, both economically and politically.
	Wow, he's just saying it right there, politically.
	And I want to stay president.
	I got a good gig here.
	If the euro ceased to exist.
	So this situation is inconceivable, impossible.
	Impossible.
	Some say politics is the art of the possible.
	Well, for me, politics is the art of making possible what is necessary.
	Oh!
	In other words, Heil Hermann is the art of making possible what is necessary.
	It is necessary.
	It is very good for you slaves.
	Now, the final one.
	I saved the best for last.
	I have a question from Leonardo van de Wielen of Antwerp.
	Very short one.
	The United States of Europe, what do you think about that?
	How would you address this question, John, as a professor in political science?
	I would run from it, but I think he's probably going to sidestep the question as best he can, because that has to be the way this is headed.
	I mean, we're looking at the fractal, of course, is the United States of America, where you had the civil war over how much power the federal government's going to have.
	And resulting in this unified country, and I think they don't want to face the reality that that's what's going to happen here in Europe.
	Well, this is why you're not president of Europe, John, because you have no idea how to answer these questions.
	Well, Leonardo, this refers to the American model.
	By the way, it is a very old expression.
	The French novelist Victor Hugo invented it halfway the 19th century.
	Les Etats-Unis d'Europe.
	And to bet you can no longer ask him.
	Ha!
	Because he's dead.
	You can't ask him.
	That said, America and the European Union are two different, completely different political systems.
	Okay, we go once again to our political science professor, John C. Dvorak.
	How are the United States of Europe and the United States of America completely two different political systems, John?
	Well, one's a classic, the United States of America, a classic federal system where you have the individual states having sovereignty over the federal government, although they keep trying to reverse that.
	The European system is a cooperative system with a bunch of unelected officials running it in some way that's totally alienated.
	We know in the universe, this is a completely oddball experiment going on in Europe that makes no sense to any objective observer.
	They are one state and we are 27.
	So we are only one state, John.
	No.
	No, he just said it wrong.
	He's crazy.
	Did I not predict that?
	We are one state.
	Let's just listen to that again.
	We are 27.
	Hold on, let me just move that back a bit.
	America and the European Union are two different, completely different political systems.
	They are one state and we are 27.
	What the hell are you talking about, Haiku Herman?
	We're 50 states.
	We're not one state.
	They are united, we are a union.
	Oh, that's the difference.
	We're united and they're a union.
	What the hell is the difference between that?
	Well, for one thing, you'd have a bunch of unelected people running it, running the union.
	Even a regular union, by the way, is elected.
	Yeah, it's not even like a union union.
	No, it's not even like a union union.
	It's just a bunch of corrupt officials that somehow ganged up on the public, and it was forced down the public's throat.
	You're going to vote against it?
	Vote again!
	Oh my goodness.
	Okay, so one of the sites that we should probably have linked on the show notes is debatingeurope.eu.
	Yes, I know.
	I have it in the show.
	Of course I do.
	Of course.
	Which he has in there.
	And people should go check this out because it's got, it's essentially discuss your idea.
	This is like something Obama would do.
	Discuss your idea.
	Where's the marijuana legalization thing in here?
	We the people.
	Discuss your ideas with Europe's leaders, and it's just a bunch of bullcrap.
	Would a financial transactions tax hurt Europe's economy?
	And then Sarkozy answers.
	Of course.
	And now there's a little phrase here.
	I never heard, Mercosy.
	I think that's kind of cute.
	Mercosy, yeah.
	You haven't heard Mercosy?
	No, I don't think so.
	Oh, no.
	That's kind of the universe.
	Everyone's saying it now.
	All the kids are talking about it.
	I hear teenagers on skateboards.
	Hey, man.
	Those Mercosy guys, they're effed up, man.
	Like anyone cares.
	I mean, from time to time, I'll scan the biggest newspaper in Gitmo Lowlands, the one everybody reads.
	And it's like, soccer, soccer, show business, distraction, house fire.
	That's the front page.
	And of course, I can read and parse that, so I can only imagine what most of the newspapers are doing.
	You think it's bad here in the United States?
	Huh.
	Huh.
	No, it's really bad over in Euroland.
	And just to finish up my little rant here.
	So there's rioting in Romania, by the way.
	And we hear nothing about that.
	We don't hear nothing about anything like that.
	We hear about the rioting they want us to hear about because of the suitcase and the internet.
	Or the internet and the suitcase.
	Whichever you prefer.
	And, you know, we should know about this rioting, but not that rioting.
	I mean, Bahrain is still a mess.
	The only democracy now is the only broadcast that covers it.
	And I don't even think they are covering the Romania stuff, but I've heard about it.
	And Croatia is going to vote on Sunday in a referendum on whether they should enter the European Union.
	Really?
	Is that even a question at this point?
	You know, I bet you they vote yes.
	Oh, of course they do.
	I'm sure it's either rigged or they've been mind-controlled or whatever.
	Well, I go to Croatia occasionally because I write for a magazine there.
	Because there's good hookers.
	And beautiful.
	I mean, it's kind of still got a Soviet griminess to it, but it's really a nice place.
	Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
	The country is...
	Really high on getting into the EU because they have this Eastern European mentality that they can soak them.
	Yeah, good luck with that.
	I mean, I got an anecdote that just kind of typifies this because it's really part of the old Yugoslavia and they still have this certain way of thinking about things.
	So I'm coming in on a train from Munich going through Slovenia and then into Croatia.
	Yeah.
	And I'm told, and I went to the Deutsche, the D-Bahn, the Deutsche, the train system, and, you know, they have these big offices all over the place, you know, in Germany.
	And I had this Eurail pass, and I went from office, I was suspicious about it.
	I didn't think it could get me to Croatia.
	So I go into the office with these German, efficient Germans, and they look at, yes, you can, no problem.
	And so they tell me it's okay.
	Well, it turns out it wasn't okay, and I figured it out why later.
	So I go to Slovenia, and I'm in first class, because you might as well get the first class thing of a URL pass.
	Living high, high on the hog.
	I was living high on the hog.
	So as soon as I get into Slovenia, some officious guy comes up, and he looks at my URL pass, and he says, no, this is no good.
	Who are you kidding?
	And so I said, what?
	He says, this is no good.
	He says, this is no good.
	I said, what am I going to do?
	He says, you can pay me and you can stay here.
	That was like five bucks, so it was okay.
	Did you get a BJ with that?
	I wish.
	So anyway, so I stayed there and I said, oh great, when do I get to the next border?
	So I go into the Croatian border, same guy comes rolling and says, ah, this is no good.
	This is no good, give me another $5.
	And I said, what am I going to do about it?
	And this is Croatian compared to Slovenia in a nutshell.
	The guy winks and walks out.
	Hey, you're good with me, citizen.
	I don't care.
	He says, I'm not going to do the paperwork.
	You can stay on the train as far as I'm concerned.
	That's good.
	And that's Croatia, so you've got to kind of project that into the EU. So the whole thing in Romania is they're so angry because now they've got hundreds of billions that they owe.
	And everyone's just saying, hey, our government, these guys just stole it.
	And there's all kinds of Romanian jokes like, you know, what is the Yahoo instant messenger status of the prime minister?
	It's always set to invisible.
	You know, stuff like that.
	So there's some humor there, apparently.
	Yeah.
	We've got a couple of producers who are keeping us up to speed on what's going on.
	But now they're protesting in London as well.
	I think it's time for a no-fly zone over Romania.
	I've got to implement that.
	I didn't know anything about the London protests.
	You'd think they'd report that.
	Yeah, let's see.
	They're the most advanced protesters.
	They've got all kinds of...
	Very organized.
	Very organized.
	Because of the kettling thing.
	Once the kettling began, the protesters became extremely organized so that they can...
	Because the British, and if you've been in these London streets, you can see how easy it is.
	You corner everybody, surround them, and you just keep them there until they're bored stiff.
	And called kettling.
	Kettling.
	And then finally, from Baron von Pelsmacher, who's always keeping me up to speed, with another one of the great nation-states of the Union, that is the United States of Europe.
	Remember we were talking about how they are lowering the amount of cash you can use to buy something, and it's now lowered to 5,000, but they wanted to go to 3,000.
	Now there are calls for the maximum amount of cash transaction to be 400 euros.
	What?
	Oh yeah, and they're just coming out now and saying, you know, we've got to stop all this money laundering and the thieves are using cash, so you have to go to cashless.
	And of course, everyone's going to go like, oh, okay.
	Alright, that's good.
	You're right.
	We don't want nobody thieving, man.
	Let's go to cashless.
	Hey, let's use near-field communications on my phone.
	That's good.
	The Baron is not pleased.
	And they sound just like that.
	Just like that.
	And the Baron is not pleased.
	He is not pleased, my friend.
	I wouldn't think.
	I don't want to go to a cashless society.
	Essentially, your whole life is in a dossier.
	Yeah, that's the whole point.
	The Euro.
	That's right.
	No Agenda Show.
	Keeping an eye on the Euro for you.
	Letting you know what's going on.
	It popped up a little bit.
	It's 128 now, but it was down to 126.
	It's trouble.
	It's at a kind of a plateau.
	It's trouble.
	Let's see what it is right now.
	A plateau.
	But gold's moving up again.
	We're inching up on $1,700, and of course now they're predicting as could be expected with all this bull crap about the Straits of Hormuz that we're probably going to be paying $5 a gallon for gas.
	Yeah, crude oil is up a little bit, but as we speak today, at the moment that this is being done, gold is at $1,654 down $590, and the euro is up to $1.29.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, there you go.
	So I guess Haiku Herman answering all those questions helped?
	It must have.
	It's like, hey man!
	Temporary fix.
	Those no agenda guys are talking about you.
	Haiku, good job.
	Let's pop it up a penny.
	Good job.
	Meanwhile, wow.
	I mean, it's so hard.
	These weeks are difficult when you have basically only two news stories.
	One, of course, being the cruise ship, which is just...
	I mean, I know aviation.
	I know nothing about nautical, so I can't really comment on it.
	But there's so many conflicting stories.
	I do like the framing of the story.
	I think it's...
	Hilarious.
	Not because people died, but because the captain is portrayed as this open-shirted, gold-chain-wearing douchebag.
	Italian.
	Who ran off the ship before anyone else.
	No, he fell into the lifeboat.
	And then apparently the people that were on the ship that have reported on the various news mechanisms all say that when they got on and finally got to shore, the whole shore was the first people that were there were all the crew, this lovely crew.
	It all bails out.
	I mean, what kind of an operation are they running?
	These people are supposed to help you.
	Well, I don't believe we're getting any true information at all.
	No, but it's hilarious.
	It is.
	But I love the, he tripped and fell into the lifeboat.
	It's kind of like, honey, I wasn't cheating on you.
	I tripped and fell onto her.
	You know, it's like, it just happened.
	It was weird.
	It was really weird how I just tripped and fell onto her, man.
	I didn't mean to do it.
	I didn't mean it.
	And then, of course, this morning, just before the show started, finally, finally, we have an actual reason to play the jingle.
	Adios, mofo.
	As Rick Perry leaves the race.
	Now, this kind of blows your prediction because he's now come out and he's endorsed the Newt, Newt Gingrich.
	So it's going to be kind of weird if Romney becomes president and he wants Rick Perry to be vice president.
	That's not going to work.
	I'm going to lose that prediction.
	Keep the prediction in the book.
	Well, you can't go messing with the book.
	I can't mess with the book, but I will say that he's going to have a hard time getting on the ticket at this point.
	Who?
	And if Romney gets in...
	As the choice, he could just go off the reservation and pick somebody like Gary Johnson.
	I think he has to pick a Christian evangelical to make it work because of the Mormon thing.
	But he might not.
	I don't know.
	Where are all the Mormons coming out with outrage about him supporting abortion?
	How does that work?
	Isn't that like in the Book of Mormon that that's not okay?
	No, I don't think the Mormons really are on that topic.
	I think they would be more interesting the fact that he had a Coca-Cola.
	Why?
	You can't drink Coca-Cola.
	You can't have caffeine.
	It's part of the religion.
	Oh, really?
	You cannot have alcohol.
	You cannot have caffeine.
	He's so handsome, though.
	He's such a handsome man.
	He's such a weasel.
	I mean, there's a question about it.
	I think I have a little piece of it.
	I bet he's hot naked.
	I bet he's got a nice chest with nice chest hair.
	That's what we want in America.
	Kind of like a...
	We want a Putin.
	Yeah, we want a Putin.
	He's got more hair on top.
	And a big motorcycle.
	You know, this on tax returns thing, which I actually could have clipped from the debates, but I took it off.
	It's Colbert, so there's some laugh track in the back.
	But Mitt Romney on tax returns is...
	I mean, this guy, he did the same thing on some other question.
	He just can't say yes and no.
	No.
	Isn't there another...
	There was a debate on...
	That was a clue for a clip.
	Oh, I'm so sorry.
	I was, but I didn't understand the...
	Governor, will you release your income tax records?
	You know, I looked at what has been done in campaigns in the past with Senator McCain and President George W. Bush and others.
	They've tended to release tax records in April, tax season.
	But you know, if that's been the tradition, and I'm not opposed to doing that, time will tell.
	I have nothing in them that suggests there's any problem, and I'm happy to do so.
	I sort of feel like we're showing a lot of exposure at this point, and if I become our nominee, and what's happened in history is people have released them in about April of the coming year, and that's probably what I do.
	Well, he's like a filibuster, a one-man filibuster on all these questions.
	Can't he just answer them?
	By the way, I want to give you kudos.
	I think we could have both said it, but Obama made a big deal about SOPA and PIPA. And the question is, well, he talks a big game, but would he veto the bill?
	I've got the clip.
	This was a luck shot.
	It was like one of those shots in pool where you just hit it as hard as you can and you come up with something.
	This was from Bloomberg West on a broadcast of this woman that does tech reporting mostly.
	She had Anish Chopra.
	You know, the CIO or whatever the hell he is.
	Yeah, he's the...
	He's Vivek Kundra's buddy.
	He's the CTO. He's the chief technology officer.
	Yeah, he's the CTO. He is worse than Vivek Kundra.
	He won't answer a question.
	Listen to his answer when directly asked, will Obama veto the SOPA PIPA if it comes on his desk?
	I'm sorry.
	Now, the statement from the White House did suggest that you oppose this particular legislation.
	Is this something if SOPA or PIPA crossed the president's desk, would he veto it?
	We said the principles would be met for us to engage on legislative activity to support this policy objective, that is to reduce the adverse economic effects of the loss of intellectual property because of piracy.
	So we, in fact, have asked Congress for legislation, so I want to be very careful.
	We did not say anything specifically in opposition to a particular piece of legislation.
	We laid out our principles for how we would consider engagement and we said we want legislation this year but under these circumstances.
	And oh, by the way, I would also point out one of our key points in the letter was acknowledging that there's a lot we can do together absent legislation and we will not wait For congressional action to keep moving, to get voluntary industry standards activities.
	So tied back to the energy discussion, the way in which the utility sectors voluntarily agree to share data in a standardized format is a voluntary action we celebrate today, much like the content community and the tech industry might voluntarily agree on measures to reduce the economic effects of piracy.
	And so we celebrated and encouraged those discussions to take place.
	Do you think there's an inherent conflict of interest between the protection of IP and the freedom of information?
	I mean, can the internet exist without violating intellectual property?
	I don't see these as mutually exclusive.
	Yeah, so he didn't answer the question.
	He didn't answer the question.
	He filibustered it.
	She doesn't follow up.
	No, of course not.
	She's already thinking about her next question.
	She's not listening.
	He goes on and on about God knows what.
	I don't even know what he said.
	You're talking about energy companies?
	We celebrate cooperation.
	Alright, so you brought up SOPA. And there's a couple of things.
	So we had this blackout yesterday.
	Duh.
	Yeah, I've blogged a couple of times about different things, and the most important thing is wrong battlefield, people.
	Really, wrong battlefield.
	Who is the people who are, and there's plenty of information about this, who are sponsoring these bills or were, I have to say, protest is always good, but this is not really going to work.
	The next piece of action must be to just stop consuming mainstream media, big entertainment company content.
	You have to stop going to the movies.
	You have to stop watching television.
	You have to.
	I know it's hard because American Idol kicked off last night.
	It's difficult.
	It's very difficult.
	I don't even know what to watch.
	You know, presidential debates, American Idol.
	They're going to be competing tonight.
	It's going to be very difficult.
	That's that's the true way, because Congress and they're bought and paid for by these guys.
	How do you think you get on the air?
	Do you think you get on television, on news shows, if you're not in their pocket?
	It's a lot more difficult.
	So anyway, on the last show I talked about ICANN. It's a lot more difficult because you might come on some national show and then go on about how Michael Jackson was probably murdered.
	Yeah, no, you get kicked off.
	And then never get invited back.
	We retired the clip, you know.
	I'm not going to play it again.
	No, I don't need it.
	So this ICANN, who I think is the true evil in here.
	I've been doing some more research into ICANN. And so we know that the CEO, Rod Beckstrom, that he's a former Department of Homeland Security cybersecurity director, he's retiring.
	He's quitting in July.
	Did you know this?
	No, these guys, they go through them like prunes through a duck.
	So there's an ad in The Economist.
	Do you know what the CEO of the non-profit ICANN makes?
	I don't know.
	$500,000?
	$800,000.
	How much?
	$800,000.
	That's a lot of money for a CEO of ICANN. Of a non-profit.
	And not only that, but it's a traveling job, so you get lots of free travel.
	Yeah.
	On a jet.
	I'll bet you there's an ICANN jet.
	Well, there should be.
	But there's all kinds of weird stuff.
	They did this secret directorship appointment, Rod Beckstrom did, of this guy, Elad Levinson.
	Who's a psychotherapist specialized in weight loss?
	Yeah, that's the guy I want determining the future of the domain name system.
	Let's thin it down.
	So the whole ICANN thing is, you know, I'm just keeping my eye on it because it's very, very, very weird.
	But the thing that's so upsetting is you can't...
	It's gotten to the point where you can't even have an opinion without people going, you suck, man!
	You're a super supporter, man!
	What?
	They always do that to you anyway.
	Yeah, and now I'm getting comments on my blog from anon at anon.com.
	All right, so I'm just letting you know.
	Elad Levinson.
	This is his LinkedIn profile.
	It's kind of funny.
	Founder of Noble Purpose Consulting.
	Hmm?
	A private organizational development firm setting the standard for integrating innovation, employee engagement, stakeholder involvement, collaboration, and increased investor value.
	Founder of Pounds for Poverty, reversing the disease crisis and obesity through mindfulness and altruism-based health improvement.
	So this guy is a new age whack job from Delphi University where he graduated.
	And what has he got to do with ICON? I think it's fine if he wants to be a partner in growth Sherpas, lose weight mindfully, pounds for poverty, noble purpose consulting, interaction associates, and I don't know what, he's got a lot of, and he was at the Stanford University Medical Center doing something, manager of human, he was an HR guy!
	There you go.
	So we can all, like, feel good.
	Maybe he's on the, I don't know, maybe he's on the compensation committee.
	That's usually what you want to do.
	You want to hire board members who are in your pocket who are on the compensation committee.
	Oh, yeah.
	So when it comes to, I mean, I know how this works.
	Oh, yeah.
	And by the way, I'd like to point out that John and I are in complete violation of the rules of Mevio, Inc.
	I should have been in San Francisco at a board meeting, which started half an hour ago, and you were actually requested to be on-premises.
	Yeah, well, I'm a part-time employee, so I can...
	Okay.
	All right.
	I have to make money.
	Exactly.
	I wanted to sound like all high and mighty, like continuity of the show, but no, we need to make money.
	We need to make money.
	The continuity of the show.
	Yeah, we're very concerned about that because we do have listeners that like to listen to the show live.
	And we rarely go off the rails when it comes to doing this show on time.
	What do we have now?
	We've got like 700, 800 now, listening live.
	Imagine those people sitting in your living room.
	That's a lot of people.
	And it's from all over the world, too.
	You just made me cringe at that.
	I don't have a living room that'll hold 700.
	Maybe you do.
	So I've been following this...
	This Ulsterman Report who interviews and publishes these interviews with two people, the Wall Street Insider and the White House Insider.
	And a lot of people say this may be disinformation, but it's fascinating.
	So we don't know who the guy is.
	But every couple of weeks, he sits down with this guy from the UlstermanReport.com.
	Yeah, I like this guy.
	I mean, I like the Ulsterman Report.
	You read it more religiously than I do, but every time I read it, I go, wow!
	So...
	This guy, in his most recent, and it's linked in the show notes, 375.nashownotes.com, he tells a story about the 2008 convention in, was it Denver?
	The big arena?
	There was a Denver convention.
	It was a big one where Obama came out.
	They moved all the protesters into some caged off free speech zone outside of town.
	Right, right, right.
	But it was like a Roman festival.
	Remember that?
	It was amazing.
	It was a huge stadium.
	So the story is...
	That was a Democratic convention?
	I think so.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, it wasn't the Republican, I'll tell you that.
	So...
	The insider, the White House insider, tells the story as to how Obama was practicing.
	And he's separated from his...
	And so they're literally doing teleprompter, hitting the marks on the stage, because it's all scripted and rehearsed.
	And then he comes off stage, and his social security...
	Social?
	His Secret Service detail are literally carrying him.
	He's white as a sheet.
	Who?
	Obama?
	Obama, yeah.
	And he can barely walk.
	And the insider talks about the guy who was, and I'm going to get to this guy in a second, the guy who was pretty much organizing the event, a very famous guy who we'll talk about.
	And he was really concerned because he thought maybe Obama had eaten some bad food.
	It looked like a guy was going to puke.
	He couldn't walk.
	They send him into a room.
	They kick everybody out.
	No one's allowed to go in.
	And then this organizer of the event hears Gregorian chants coming from the room.
	Continuous Gregorian chants.
	And about half an hour later...
	A door opens.
	First, Obama's makeup lady comes out.
	And then the White House insider goes on to talk about how Obama always has makeup on.
	That's why his skin color changes sometimes, because they have a different product or a different makeup girl or whatever.
	But he's always caked on.
	It's caked on.
	And then Obama comes out, bouncing around, completely like the guy you see on television.
	But two things.
	One, his eyes were blinking incessantly.
	Which the White House insider alludes to the fact that he probably got doped up.
	Amphetamines or something like that.
	And then he talks to this organizer of the event and doesn't know who he is.
	He doesn't recognize him.
	Looks right through him.
	And this is a very important person.
	I'm going to talk about it.
	So then the insider goes on to say that this guy, this organizer of the event, he told a couple people about this, what happened.
	Because it's really weird, right?
	I mean, it's almost like the guy's being propped up by drugs and has to be shot up with stuff and has to have Gregorian chanting, and God knows what's going on.
	I like the Gregorian chant.
	Well, that's very weird.
	He tells a couple people, this guy...
	Dead.
	Winds up dead.
	And what the insider is saying is, essentially, he was killed by the Obama administration.
	I want to read from the interview, and I was able to figure it out.
	So...
	We got the death of a long-timer, an operative, good solid party guy, 50-something years old, natural causes, no investigation.
	He sees something about the current United States president, says it, shares it with some others, including a senator.
	They're tight.
	How old was he again?
	57.
	I have all the information.
	You don't have to Google it.
	Go back away.
	She's got power.
	If she gets some kind of information, that makes her a threat.
	It makes him a threat.
	There's a business partner.
	Well, wouldn't you know it, he has a serious legal threat brought down on him around the same time.
	Imagine that.
	Betty was told something too, right?
	No accident there.
	Warning.
	Warnings is what was going on there.
	Back the F off, and it was coming right from the White House boys, or worse yet, back to effing Chicago, the unions.
	That vote that pissed them off so much, and then they killed him.
	And now they're talking to the senator herself, right on it.
	Theft, and the effing thief is, I shit you not, she headed up an Obama group.
	That's either ballsy or stupid or both.
	It's just effing insane.
	The senator, she knew something.
	That vote, how she bypassed Obama on the Bin Laden announcement, that wasn't his call and she knew it.
	She knew it.
	Her words were that night, no one knows when, no one knows how, no one knows why.
	She was warning them to back off, warning the White House to back the F off.
	So I'm like, wow, what the hell is all this about?
	So the guy who died and wasn't found for days after a so-called heart attack was Kam Kuwada.
	And this guy, super powerful democratic strategist.
	He's a real money guy, really connected, big ties to Hollywood.
	So he dies, no one sees him for days, an apparent heart attack.
	It's K-A-M-K-U-W-A-T-A. And at that night, Senator Feinstein, Diane Feinstein, Is talking about how, you know, it's horrible that Cam died.
	And then she, an hour before the president came on television, told people right there, we got Osama Bin Laden.
	So it's like this huge power play going on.
	And that's when she said, you never know when, you never know how, you never know why.
	And it's kind of open-ended there for me.
	But, you know, we've tracked the Clinton body count.
	Man, it would not surprise me.
	It would not surprise me if they didn't want anyone to know what's going on with Obama is a robot.
	Or the double, as we suspect, that there's two of them.
	And they drug the guy up just to get him on stage.
	And now I'm going to really start paying attention to a lot more of his appearance.
	But I think it's very credible.
	Well, that's a good one.
	I think I'll give you that.
	Well, there's no clip.
	No, there's no clip.
	I'll give you the clip of the day, but you have no clip.
	I do have a clip that kind of...
	I don't know why this comes to mind, but I do have a clip that just discussed the possibility that both Obama and Michelle Obama...
	Are so scripted that I want you to listen to this clip.
	I was listening to it and I said, wait a minute.
	What she's saying is she's obviously memorized the script, but she can't deliver her lines properly, so it comes off very oddly.
	It comes off oddly, the way she puts the sentence together, because she's not saying it, she's remembering it and then spewing it.
	But play the clip, Michelle Obama, on being an angry black woman.
	French President Nicolas Sarkozy asked Mrs.
	Obama how she liked living in the White House.
	Mrs.
	Obama reportedly replied, quote, don't ask, it's hell, I can't stand it, unquote.
	Both Mrs.
	Obama and Mrs.
	Bruni deny the First Lady ever made the comment.
	Mrs.
	Obama does not like the depiction.
	You know, I guess it's more interesting to imagine this conflicted situation here and a strong woman, you know, but that's been an image that people have tried to paint of me since, you know, the day Brock announced that I'm some angry black woman.
	I mean, who can write about how I feel?
	So she says, the day Barack announced that I'm an angry black woman.
	Which I don't think he ever did that.
	No, he never did.
	But what it is, if you listen to that sentence again, it was supposed to be parsed.
	She was supposed to say...
	The day Barack announced, period.
	Right.
	Ever since Barack announced his position, ever since he announced, they were saying that I was an angry black woman ever since he announced.
	Wow.
	Hold on a second.
	Let me hear that last bit again.
	You know, but that's been an image that people have tried to paint of me since, you know, the day Barack announced that I'm some angry black woman.
	Oh, John.
	I mean, who'd be right about how I feel?
	Oh, John, John, John.
	Clip of the day.
	She might even be reading it for all we know.
	Well, she was talking to some black correspondents on one of the networks.
	No, I think that was Gail.
	Wasn't she talking to Gail, Oprah's bestest buddy?
	I think that was the Gail interview.
	Oh, that could be.
	Yeah, I think it was.
	So she's reciting something she was told to memorize, and she botched the line to such an extreme that it's just like, that's pretty funny.
	Wow.
	Well, something else very interesting as I was watching this news report, and of course, you know, from day one, I've been like, I don't like this Valerie Jarrett woman.
	I don't like this.
	She's a slumlord from Chicago.
	I don't trust her.
	I don't like her.
	And we know nothing about her other than that she's a slumlord.
	Listen to this report.
	If you weren't there early, you had a hard time finding two seats together.
	On the Sunday before the MLK Junior holiday, Ebenezer Baptist was at capacity, and with Secret Service agents flanking the rear exits, Senior White House Advisor Valerie Jarrett commanded everyone's attention.
	Now, hold on a second.
	Since when does an advisor have a Secret Service security detail?
	Yes, this is weird.
	Unless she's the real president.
	Now listen to what she says.
	Thank you so much.
	Good morning.
	Four years ago, Barack Obama came here as a senator before taking office.
	Now, with another election around the corner, one of his top advisers reminded the congregation of all the good that has come under Obama's presidency.
	We all sleep a little easier at night knowing that Osama bin Laden and his lieutenants are not plotting a terrorist attack.
	I saw so many soldiers in the airport.
	Returning home from their last tour of duty in Iraq in time for the Christmas holidays.
	Yes!
	Just to turn back and go to Afghanistan.
	So I'm like, wow, since when does an advisor have a Secret Service security detail?
	That to me was very, very weird.
	Very weird.
	That's very weird.
	And then, you know, they're just throwing it in our face.
	I'm sure a lot of people may not have seen this around the world, but Betty White celebrated her 90th birthday.
	And, of course, everybody loves Betty White because she's funny and she's still walking around and she's just a crazy old lady and she's a great actress.
	She's directed stuff.
	She's written stuff, you know, celebrated for good reason as an American icon.
	And at her celebration, the president sent a video message.
	Ladies and gentlemen, an official birthday message from President Barack Obama.
	Dear Betty, you look so fantastic and full of energy.
	I can't believe you're 90 years old.
	In fact, I don't believe it.
	That's why I'm writing to ask if you will be willing to produce a copy of your long-form birth certificate.
	Thanks, and happy birthday, no matter how old you are.
	So, you know, that's just like throwing it in your face.
	Screw your slaves.
	You can't get me on that.
	Slap on some more makeup.
	I gotta go talk to the people.
	And then they tried another one of those false flag tests.
	Because, you know, we know we've got to get all kinds of racial stuff going for this election season.
	We've got to have another attack on the president.
	But it didn't work.
	You know, they try these to see if it'll stick.
	Did you catch it?
	No, I missed this one.
	There's breaking news from and about the White House tonight.
	The details are extremely sketchy right now.
	The White House is reportedly on lockdown tonight.
	Lockdown!
	After what are described as smoking objects were found near the North Portico.
	According to the U.S. Secret Service, somebody threw a smoke bomb-like device over the North fence at the White House earlier this evening.
	They do not know who threw the device and no arrests have been made.
	Now, the President and First Lady were not at the White House at the time of the incident.
	Yeah, I got this.
	Right?
	That's another test.
	To me, that is another trial balloon like the guy that shot and left his AK in the car and everything.
	These have got to be just tests or something.
	Yeah, they are tests, but of what?
	To see if the news picks it up.
	Well, they picked that one up.
	Everyone made a big deal about it.
	In fact, I was watching one of the shows.
	It went away like in 30 minutes.
	It was gone.
	Yeah, it was gone in 30 minutes, but it was picked up.
	And I remember watching one of the shows looking for clips.
	And the guy mentioned it in the season.
	Oh, it looks like there's this.
	We'll get back to it later.
	And they picked it up, but they didn't do much with it.
	So I think it didn't work out.
	Fail.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Fail.
	It was a fail.
	Fail.
	Something very disturbing I came across.
	Uh...
	Eh...
	This is interesting.
	What?
	Well, you know, I was complaining earlier at the beginning of the show about the PayPal thing.
	Yeah.
	So I did the request for the four days of data.
	Yeah.
	And then I said, I don't know, I'm going to see what happens if I trigger a...
	So then about an hour later when I didn't get it, I requested seven days of data.
	And I got the seven days and the four days is still processing.
	There's something amiss there.
	Do you think we're being singled out, or do you think...
	Well, I mean, they gave me the data, the long-form data.
	I mean, the longer, the bigger file, but they wouldn't give me the short one.
	They've got the same stuff in it.
	So do we have the data now?
	Yes, I'm sending it over to JC. Hopefully we'll be able to do it.
	So this is rather disturbing.
	I came across a note.
	Are you with me?
	Metal tissue holders contaminated with low levels of radioactive material may have been distributed by Bed Bath& Beyond stores in more than 20 states, including New York, federal regulators said Thursday.
	And then you go down a little bit and it says, if someone has one of these, they could receive a small radiation dose from it.
	For example, someone keeping one of these boxes on a vanity in the bathroom and spending about 30 minutes a day near it for a year would receive the equivalent of a couple of chest x-rays.
	Wow.
	I know about this, and this is one of, by the way, I don't want to sound like I'm paranoid like you.
	Before you go on...
	I have right here in my studio one of those boxes.
	Wow!
	We have upstairs in our bathroom one of these boxes.
	I'm being radiated as we speak.
	So I need a dosimeter or a Geiger counter or something.
	Yeah.
	So I can see if it's true.
	I'm holding it in my hand, Johnny.
	It's from China.
	Yeah, I would put it down.
	No wonder I'm feeling so weird.
	No wonder the shows have been off for the past year.
	Are you feeling good?
	Can I get a dosimeter?
	Do you think that's possible?
	Maybe I can borrow one from the TSA now that they're all going to be wearing them.
	We actually have them at the house.
	Send me a dosimeter, man.
	Let's check this thing out.
	The little dosimeter that I have, I'm not sure that it's...
	I think you're going to have to buy one, but JC has studied this, Buzzkill Jr., to an extreme.
	We have a Geiger counter in the house.
	Send me the Geiger counter.
	We need the Geiger counter.
	Dude, I'm being irradiated here.
	What do you mean you need it?
	I have an actual radioactive box sitting next to my nuts.
	These Geiger counters are available.
	You should just get one.
	I'll never be able to make another child.
	I have a lawsuit.
	I think I'm sitting on a buttload of money here.
	Oh.
	Hey, send me the freaking Geiger counter and I'll split the money with you.
	Okay, it's a deal.
	You know, I wonder.
	I'm glowing right now.
	But we have two of them, John.
	Two of them.
	Why?
	For my tissues.
	Oh.
	What, are you living in a hotel?
	It's from Bed Bath& Beyond, dude.
	Bed Bath& Buttholes.
	Wow.
	I was just like, oh my god.
	And I called Mickey.
	I said, where did you get those metal tissue boxes?
	Bed Bath& Beyond?
	I said, no.
	What?
	She's like, get rid of them!
	Get rid of them!
	I'm like, are you kidding?
	This is awesome!
	So I need a dosimeter.
	Can I order a Geiger counter from Amazon?
	Can I get that from Amazon?
	Talk to JC first because he knows the ins and outs of what's a good one and which type to get.
	You want to get one of the civil defense ones.
	They've been discontinued.
	The government used to make them out of the blue.
	They decided to stop.
	Oh, they're expensive.
	Oh, they're really expensive, John.
	They're hundreds of dollars.
	Oh yeah, well they are hundreds of dollars.
	That's expensive in my world.
	Yeah, well I'm just saying, they're not, but again, talk to Buzzkill Jr.
	He's like an expert on it.
	I think he, yeah, he may actually have an extra one too.
	Not sure.
	Does your kid just walk around with holsters with Geiger counters in them and stuff?
	I can just imagine what the Dvorak household is like.
	Hey man, I calibrated my Geiger counter.
	That's right.
	They're like 400 bucks, man.
	Some time ago I wanted to get a Geiger counter.
	Of course.
	And why did you want one, John?
	Because of things like this?
	Yeah, and now I'm...
	Or the radioactive fish coming in from Japan?
	I don't, you know...
	I'm being irradiated, have been so for over a year, and you won't even send me a Geiger counter.
	Thanks, bud.
	I told you I would.
	We'll take care of it.
	Okay.
	You're going to be taken care of.
	Oh, there's one on eBay.
	Here we go.
	Buzzkill Jr.
	Oh, two for $150.
	Are these the good ones, then?
	Buzzkill Jr.
	He's the expert.
	Radiation detection kit.
	Oh, what, I have to solder this myself?
	I don't want to put it together.
	All you do is complain.
	I don't want to put it together.
	It looks pretty hardcore, man.
	Wow, these are big, too.
	Wow, they're big in yellow.
	So how much Geiger counting would be too much?
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	How many Geigers would be too much?
	Uh, I don't know.
	Again, you're talking to the wrong guy.
	I don't know why you keep asking me questions.
	Okay.
	Wow, these look really cool.
	Like metal casing with a big yellow...
	This looked like the one in the movies, actually.
	Yeah.
	With a big dial on it.
	It's probably a prop.
	Could be.
	Buzzkill Jr.'s like, yeah, buy these.
	These are really cheap.
	Two for $150.
	Okay, anyway, I just thought that was rather interesting that I'm going to die.
	No, you're...
	Well...
	Okay, back to the story.
	Hey, citizen.
	You go.
	I'm sure you've got a story.
	Well, why don't you come up with something first so I can get these two files over to JC. Why don't I come up with something?
	Okay.
	Okay, well, I've got a couple of things.
	Here's one.
	Here's one.
	So...
	I don't know if you've been watching.
	I've been watching Thom Hartman recently.
	So he brings this guy on who is a rock and roll guy.
	I think he thought he was going to be on his side.
	Because he's on Russia Today again.
	So he's got this panel.
	He's got the rock and roll guy who's never apparently been on television in his life.
	His name is David Bray.
	And he's from a band called Rising Madison.
	Mm-hmm.
	And so Bray goes off the reservation, and I think he didn't realize that he was supposed to be on Hartman's side, because the other guy that was on the panel was a right-wing guy.
	Ideologue, normal right wing, looks like a Mormon guy with a suit and tie on.
	And so Bray, meanwhile, starts attacking Hartman on the show.
	And I've got two clips, and while Hartman's reading off the prompter, the guy's in the background making snide comments.
	Hartman doesn't know what to do about it.
	So play Hartman and Bray Go At It.
	...take over Detroit and sell off the privatize or whatever he's going to do.
	Democratic state senators are trying to put the state back on track.
	They have this idea.
	The governor has given $3.5 billion in tax breaks to billionaires and corporations in the state.
	And they're saying, and it hasn't created any jobs.
	It's done nothing.
	It made a bunch of rich people a whole lot richer.
	And so they're saying, let's end the tax breaks and instead let anybody in this state go to college, go to a state college who's capable of getting into college.
	The way it used to be.
	The way that Abraham Lincoln organized it back in the 1850s when the land-grant colleges were.
	The way my mom went to...
	You have to define capable of getting into college these days.
	I mean, the educational system we all know is broken anyway.
	Why anybody stands behind it?
	That's not the issue.
	That's not the issue.
	What you're saying is sending people to college for free?
	Do you think that we should join all the other developed countries in the world and have free college?
	No, you earn college.
	College is earned.
	You pay for it.
	You earn intellectually.
	You're an intellectual.
	That's what your job is.
	If you believe that's what your job is.
	Education is broken.
	I don't disagree that you should earn the right to go to college by having the capability of handling college.
	But if somebody's going to give it to you, why earn it?
	You're talking about the money in it.
	I'm talking about the...
	What are you talking about?
	The education of it?
	I'm the one who tried to tell you that...
	University of California was free.
	I'm the one who tried to tell you that...
	Hey man, it's my show.
	Shut up and do what I tell you.
	He gets really upset.
	So a couple of segments go on and now while Hartman is reading from the prompter...
	He starts interrupting him as he's doing the read.
	Right in the middle of it, he's saying, oh yeah, really?
	Your mom, you know, it just goes on.
	Your mom wears army boots, dude.
	Seriously, listen to this.
	Yeah, not very much.
	It was $370,000, $200,000, whatever it was.
	If it was any amount, would you be upset about it?
	So he pays a 15% tax rate while the rest of us are paying upwards of 35%.
	That's why.
	You pay on capital gains, though.
	And then he collects speaking fees, not that much.
	Actually...
	What do you pay on your capital gains?
	What Romney considers not that much is $362,000 a year.
	That's how much Mitt made giving speeches.
	Who's to say what not much is?
	We're $16 trillion in debt.
	Let me finish this set up.
	That's seven times...
	We're worried about Mitt and Romney and his islands.
	To Romney, not all that much.
	Let's keep sending oil money over so we can build islands off of Dubai.
	Jay, back off for a second.
	So the question is, what does Mitt Romney spend his not all that much speaking fees on?
	A, fuel for his private jet.
	B, magic underwear for the less than fortunate Mormons in his congregation.
	Or C, lots of $10,000 bets.
	What is he spending that...
	I didn't even listen.
	You know what?
	I'm still upset about the...
	Let's hope he supports the Mormons.
	How's that?
	Okay.
	Whether it be underwear or with more books.
	You know?
	I mean, that's mine.
	And so...
	Now, you have to realize that the first part of this clip, this was a one-shot on Hartman reading the stuff off the prompter.
	He's trying to be cute and coy.
	And all these comments were over him in the background while he's trying to read from the prompter.
	It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
	I was going to say, it's like now I finally got a reason to watch the guy if that kind of stuff is going to happen.
	It was a guest out of control who will never be invited back, I can assure you.
	Right.
	But it was like, why is this guy even on the show?
	He doesn't know the protocol, obviously.
	And I don't know.
	I couldn't get anything else off of the Hartman show.
	He's really deteriorating.
	Let me just make one mention.
	He says...
	I would like to know how you get much more radically more rich by not being taxed.
	He says in the first clip, he says, yeah, well, these rich guys, they're trying to get a tax benefit, so now they're richer.
	How do you make money on not getting, you got X amount of money, you don't get taxed.
	What is the, at the end of the day, what do you got?
	The same X amount.
	How does that make you richer?
	His logic is, anyway, that's just a pet peeve.
	Never mind, I'm done.
	You shouldn't be watching that stuff, man.
	Let me send you one of my tissue boxes.
	That'll calm you down.
	I'm telling you, the Hartman show is the worst, and it's got that bug-eyed thing going on.
	Well, don't watch it then if it's irritating you.
	Sorry.
	American Idol's on tonight, second episode.
	So the International Atomic Energy Agency has released their November 2011 reports on how evil Iran is.
	And they're doing the same thing.
	Now remember, for those of you who care and who aren't going to be watching American Idol, there's another debate on tonight.
	What was that?
	Hello?
	Yeah.
	What are you doing?
	I'm whistling.
	You're not even listening to me.
	He picks up his email.
	Every time I whistle, you ask me what it is.
	I'm going to tell you, when you hear me whistling, it's to get JC's attention.
	He's in the back room.
	And I can't do it from this mic because it'll blow out the whole system.
	I have this extremely loud whistle.
	So that's that.
	Hey, citizen.
	So the International Atomic Energy Agency has released their new report.
	So everyone is, you know, Iran!
	They're going to get a nuclear weapon!
	Nuclear weapon!
	We're going to kill them.
	They're going to wipe you off the map.
	We're going to kill them.
	That's what we're going to hear tonight.
	So, of course, I've downloaded this report for you, and I would like to point out, by the way, that when we were looking at the weapons of mass destruction before going into Iraq, the first report that came out wasn't sufficient, and they fired the guy.
	Who was writing the reports.
	So this is how corrupt this entire IAEA is.
	And here we go.
	So credibility of information.
	So of course, once again, it's all the same charts.
	And like, well, if you do this to this and you cross the wire over there, you could potentially make something that could go boom.
	Credibility information, paragraph 13.
	In addition to the alleged studies documentation, the agency has received information from more than 10 member states.
	This has included procurement information, information on international travel by individuals said to have been involved in the alleged activities, financial records, documents reflecting health and safety arrangements, and other documents demonstrating manufacturing techniques for certain high explosive components.
	This information reinforces and tends to corroborate the information reflected in the alleged study's documentation and relates to activities substantially beyond those identified in that documentation.
	What bullcrap is this?
	So they're saying, once again, we have secret information that's not in the report that might kind of seem to tend to back up what we're implying.
	Is that the way I'm supposed to read this, John?
	Because that's how I read it, as a washed-up MTV VJ. So I'm driving back and listening to...
	I was listening to the most left of the left-wing radio stations in the Bay Area because I'm curious.
	It was the only one I could get in this area that I was in.
	Yeah, that's how it starts.
	That's how it starts.
	So I'm listening to this ex-CIA guy.
	You can look him up on Wikipedia.
	His name is Ray McGovern.
	Mm-hmm.
	And I'm going to actually do an interview or get a hold of him to get this spiel that he had.
	And he says that, and unfortunately I couldn't quite get to the, I couldn't figure out what he was finally concluding, but this is a giant scam.
	He believes.
	And he says that all 19 of the major United States, I didn't know there were 19, but he says all 19 of the major United States intelligence agencies.
	19?
	Oh.
	Yeah, well, I mean, we know three or four of the big ones, but I guess there's a bunch of them.
	All agree that Iran gave up on its nuclear ambitions in 2003.
	Yeah.
	And this is all bull crap.
	And it seems as if, and he's got this real interesting theory, that it's the Israelis that want to keep it going.
	And he cites example after example of when we told the Iranians that we would take, if you remember this, this was just a few years ago, if they're so intent on getting this high concentrated uranium enriched for medical research purposes, we'll...
	Take the stuff off their hands and we'll make it and give it back to them if they shut down their facilities.
	And they agreed to it.
	Yeah, but that's not good enough.
	No, no.
	That's not good enough.
	No, they did agree to it.
	It was going forward and then the Israelis assassinated some guy.
	Oh, hey, shut up.
	Hey, heart attack.
	Heart attack.
	He claims that these assassinations, which he calls murders, are part of a scheme to actually increase the tension between the countries.
	And I don't actually know why.
	So I'm looking at his Book of Knowledge page.
	In May 2006, McGovern attended a speech by then-Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld during the question-and-answer session accused him of lying about Iraq pre-war intelligence.
	I like this guy.
	He's cool.
	His Wikipedia page is hilarious.
	He's the guy that, if you remember, we were doing the show the guy who turned his back on Hillary and they busted him.
	Oh, right.
	He's an old guy.
	He's an old coot.
	He's an old coot.
	Wow.
	But he's still connected, I believe, because his anecdotes are typical.
	Fantastic.
	I like this guy.
	Oh, here it is.
	During a speech on February 16, 2011, George Washington University, by Secretary of State Hillary Lucifer Clippity-Clop Clinton, he stood silently with his back turned during her remarks, leading to his arrest.
	When asked whether Julian Assange was a hero or villain, he replied, hero.
	Wow, this guy is awesome.
	So this guy's been so marginalized.
	Heart attack.
	I don't know.
	He seems pretty well connected.
	He's so marginalized, though, and he's also become a religious nut.
	But he's so marginalized that the only time he can get on anything is on Pacifica Radio, which is the worst.
	I mean, you listen to these shows and you get some guy like this who's telling you, well, you're going, wow, this is good information.
	Then the next show is a bunch of Navajos reading poetry.
	I mean, and it's the worst kind of radio in the world.
	And this is your classic left-wing radio.
	And now for Navajo poetry.
	Seriously, it's like, what?
	You say, why?
	Hey, man, don't mess with my Navajo poetry, dude.
	That's just interesting.
	So he coined the acronym OIL, which stands for O for oil, I for Israel, L for logistics.
	Or, as he says, enduring.
	Interesting.
	Oh, interesting guy.
	Well, you should get an interview with him.
	I'm going to try to track him down, because I want to get a clip from the interview of that discussion with the...
	How the Israelis are querying these deals because they don't want any detente at all.
	And I don't know.
	He really doesn't like Netanyahu, let's put it that way.
	Interesting.
	Well, he should be pretty easy to get.
	Yeah, I think I can track him.
	The chat room says that he was on Alex Jones.
	That makes sense.
	This is why I listen to Jones, is to hear guys like this.
	I love that.
	Yeah, well, we can get these guys, too.
	We're not going to put them on our show, but we're going to talk to them to a separate little show like you like to do.
	I think it's a good idea.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Get interesting people, put them on the stream, and then take a clip that we can use on the No Agenda show.
	In other words, the cherry.
	Yes.
	Hey, is there anything about Syria in the New York Times?
	Is it time to do anything about Syria?
	Here's the message.
	I forgot to bring it up on the last show on Sunday.
	This is the messaging.
	This had the ship on the side, on the front page of the Sunday Times.
	And it was the right-hand column top, above the fold, top of the paper, which was the messaging segment for you out there who are, I guess, I don't know, agents that can't call home.
	Fear of civil war mounts in Syria as crisis deepens.
	A protracted conflict.
	Without Arab League success, little hope for resolution.
	In other words, we're not involved.
	And this time it's going to be a civil war.
	We're going to let it play out.
	We're not going to get involved.
	We're going to just step back.
	That's the message I get.
	I could be wrong.
	Well, we're going to step back now that the BBC, of all...
	Is now reporting that there were...
	Here, British efforts to help topple Colonel Gaddafi were not limited to airstrikes.
	On the ground and on the quiet, Special Forces soldiers were blending in with rebel fighters in this previously untold account of the crucial part they played.
	So now they're just coming out and saying it.
	It wasn't just a no-fly zone.
	They were in there coordinating the whole effort.
	The whole thing!
	They were on the ground, boots on the ground!
	I mean, not like we didn't know that, but just...
	And now they just come out and say, oh yeah, by the way, how awesome is that, eh?
	Hey, we did a good job.
	We had our guys blending in.
	Blending in.
	Reports that 12...
	Part of the scam.
	Reports that 12,000 troops are now...
	In Malta, about to go into Libya.
	Because Libya's a mess.
	Completely screwed it up.
	Oh yeah.
	I mean, they couldn't even do that.
	Go in and kill the guy.
	Get rid of everything.
	Everyone's kind of happy over there.
	Kinda.
	I mean, no one's happy anywhere, of course.
	We're not happy here either.
	But, you know, we had no right to go in and just kill the guy and take over.
	And then we messed it up!
	It's probably the Brits!
	Well, we knew that this was going to be a fiasco when it began.
	But now we're going to send 12,000 troops in.
	Boots on the ground!
	That's boots on the ground is the way I see it.
	I don't know what they say when there's no boots on the ground.
	Oh, we're never going to send troops.
	By the way, how long was it?
	Aren't we supposed to be in and out in a couple of days, not weeks?
	Let me see.
	It is U.S. policy that Gaddafi needs to go.
	But let me emphasize that we...
	We anticipate this transition to take place in a matter of days and not a matter of weeks.
	Hey, good transition there, dude.
	It's still going on.
	Yeah, we're still transitioning.
	We're working on it.
	So it's going to be a matter of years.
	Yeah.
	I've come across something very interesting.
	I think that I know what the strategy is that the elites are playing out now with the media that they own.
	And let me remind everybody, we're not owned by anybody except for the people who support the show and love us for what we do.
	It's all I do.
	John's got a couple extra little gigs on the side, but I think this is pretty much what he does.
	Listening to...
	Navajo poetry.
	I mean, come on.
	That's a tough gig right there.
	It is.
	But I think they have a strategy now, and of course, they're mind-controlling everybody.
	I have several clips to back this up.
	And it was Gloria Borger, who's the CNN political correspondent.
	She's a real shill.
	Problematic woman.
	That should be the title of the show.
	Problematic woman.
	She is indeed a problematic woman.
	And she signaled it, and I think I know what's going on here.
	Listen to this exchange with Wolf!
	Who, by the way, is so pleased that, hey man, this is breaking news.
	We're releasing right now, at the second, CNN ORC. Urgency, urgency, at the second, oh my, CNN has it.
	Oh, turn up the volume, honey, CNN, Wolf's got something.
	Hypothetical, racist choices for the president.
	Hypothetical, by the way.
	It is among registered voters nationwide.
	Look at this.
	If the contest were Mitt Romney versus Barack Obama, right now, 48, Romney, 47, Obama, sampling error 3%.
	So that could be close, a tie.
	If it were, look at this, Barack Obama versus Ron Paul, also 48% for Obama, 46% for Paul, sampling error 3%.
	Those are pretty close races.
	Very close races.
	I mean, first of all, what this tells you, Wolf, is that no matter who's the nominee, this is probably going to be a very, very tight race, particularly if it's Mitt Romney.
	The eye-popping number to me, of course, was the Ron Paul number.
	And you'll remember 1992.
	This kind of reminds me a little bit of Ross Perot.
	Wow.
	In 1992.
	Not likely to be the nominee of the party, but did really seriously affect the issues terrain that the candidates debated on.
	He's managed to take the deficit issue, which is important.
	Okay.
	So, first of all, it's eye-popping, John.
	My eyes popped out of my head when I saw this.
	It was just eye-popping.
	Eye-popping, I tell you.
	What she is signaling is that they want to...
	The elites on all sides want Obama out.
	Republicans and Democrats.
	They want this guy out because he's killing people.
	He's like, he'll kill you.
	He's an addict.
	Valerie Jarrett will kill you.
	It's the Chicago gang.
	They will kill you.
	Yeah, the elites want him out.
	This is fact.
	Fact of the matter is...
	Fact.
	Fact.
	It's just a fact.
	So they want him out.
	So she is signaling that this is what is supposed to go on now.
	Now, let's go over to our favorite, who still needs to go on Jenny Craig.
	You know, if we were running the television station, we would not be letting her walk around without shoes and all this.
	You've got to wear the appropriate clothing, Erin Burnett.
	You're not ready for it yet, but stay at it.
	And that's not me being sexist or anti-woman or anything.
	I'm just a television executive.
	And you know that they have this meeting.
	They have this meeting, sure.
	Yeah, and sometimes she's in the meeting, sometimes she's not.
	And if she's in the meeting, they talk about her in third person as though she's not there.
	Right?
	Yeah, absolutely.
	And then she hears the message and she gets off her ass and, you know, slims down.
	If you don't believe this, read the MTV book, The History of Music Television, which I was interviewed for and I'm in quite a bit.
	Carolyn Heldman at MTV got fired for her legs.
	She got fired.
	Fired, I tell you.
	Okay, so Erin Burnett, she gets on the Ron Paul youth movement, a guy named Trip.
	There's all kinds of memes going on here.
	And listen to what she says and how he responds.
	What the message is.
	Tripp, let me ask you though, because this is a crucial question for this election.
	If not Ron Paul, do you not vote at all?
	I mean, I'm trying to figure out what happens to passionate people like you all if he's not running.
	Do you vote for Barack Obama?
	Do you write his name?
	What do you do?
	If Ron Paul doesn't get the nomination, then I'm probably going to write his name in.
	I mean, I've worked a long time on this campaign.
	He's the person I want to be President of the United States.
	And my vote doesn't belong to the Republicans or the Democrats.
	My vote belongs to me.
	And I'm choosing to vote for Ron Paul.
	Would you hope he runs as a third-party candidate, even if that means Barack Obama wins, Ron Paul does not win, and neither does the Republican nominee.
	No, and Ron Paul said countless amount of times that he will not run third party and he has no intention of doing so.
	And it's very important to remember that he ran as a congressman 12 times with the Republican Party, and he's won.
	And he's running as a Republican for president, so I think his best shot is in the Republican Party, and that's the way he's going to run, and he's the only one that can win.
	Now, before I continue with this clip, very important what she's saying here, although she's twisting it around.
	I believe the message here is Ron Paul cannot become the Republican candidate.
	So therefore, he will not run independent, he says.
	But we will all write him in.
	Because this is why we see these polls.
	Oh, he'll beat Obama.
	He'll beat Obama.
	So that Mitt Romney, he's the chosen.
	He's the God.
	He's the chosen one.
	He is supposed to go in.
	And the elites are now massaging everybody to write in Ron Paul.
	If he does not win the Republican nomination or, of course, get him to run third party, that will not help Barack Obama win.
	Barack Obama is out.
	It's done.
	The elites have decided.
	They've chosen.
	He's out.
	And now they're going to use Ron Paul, which is very interesting.
	Because we're going to see a lot of money, a lot of exposure, a lot of stuff.
	But it's all going to be around, hey, he could really ruin it.
	He could ruin it, they'll say, for the Republicans.
	But it's not true.
	Romney has all the money.
	Everything's on Romney.
	But they're going to start giving Ron Paul lots of stuff because they need him.
	They need him to go all the way to the finish line.
	Well, I pointed this out a show or two ago that he's become the blocking mechanism.
	Totally.
	He's the Huckabee of this cycle, even though we don't like the idea.
	No, we hate the idea.
	We hate the idea.
	And now let's just listen to Aaron do a little ageism bit.
	Lisa, what do you think about what some might say is the irony of the fact that here you are at age 20, passionate about the oldest guy running this time, who would be the oldest president ever of the United States, if he won.
	Oh, kook!
	Old guy!
	It's not true, by the way.
	Reagan, when he got re-elected, was older.
	Oh, really?
	So that's a lie?
	I believe so, yes.
	I'll check it out to verify, but I think he was...
	I think by the time Reagan was out of office, he was older than 76.
	I'm sorry, you're wrong.
	You're wrong.
	And I have proof because Fox tells the truth, fair and balanced.
	Do you know who S.E. Cups is?
	S.E. Cups is one of these...
	She's a woman, right?
	Mm-hmm.
	She comes on these talk shows to cause trouble.
	And she writes for, I think, the Daily News or the New York Daily News, something like that.
	Yeah, one of the tabloids.
	You could have just said she's an asshole.
	So it's not necessarily about whether it's a Democrat or a Republican in power.
	It's about raging against the machine if you're supporting Ron Paul.
	Don't you find it interesting though, and this is anecdotal, but remember the idea around McCain was that he's so old.
	Why is no one pointing out that Ron Paul is like 300 years old?
	Because I think they really don't want to take him that seriously because they see him as just kind of a figurehead.
	Yoda lives till 420.
	Alright, so he's 300 years old.
	Wow, 420.
	Yeah, he's 300 years old, but Yoda lives to be 420.
	So, hey, thanks Fox.
	Well, is this surprising to any of our listeners or us?
	Fox has been a Ron Paul hater since the day he started running.
	He was marginalized.
	He was never mentioned.
	And now they have to talk about him.
	Okay, so the meeting goes, well, we've got to talk about the guy.
	What are we going to talk about?
	Let's talk about how old he is.
	Maybe that will stop.
	This is a juggernaut.
	So I think Fox is just behind because the message is out.
	The elites have sent it out.
	The bat signal has gone.
	Bill Kristol.
	Who's Bill Kristol, John?
	Bill Kristol's a right-wing ideologue who represents a specific group of conservatives, neocons a lot of them, and he's the son of a very famous conservative.
	And he's on C-SPAN, which of course you and I watch incessantly, and here's him with the talking points.
	Can I say one final thing about Ron Paul, since everyone seems so interested in him, and I guess we have to go here in a minute.
	You know, I'm not going to apologize at all.
	A lot of people, when they criticize Ron Paul, have to preface their criticism by saying, you know, he's a good guy and brings a lot to the debate.
	I actually don't buy that.
	I don't think he's a particularly good guy.
	I think he'd be better for the Republican Party, and I'll say this.
	I've thought about this.
	I think it would be better for the Republican Party if he left the Republican Party.
	A lot of Republicans are spending a lot of time.
	How do we keep Ron Paul in the tent?
	How do we make sure he doesn't go third party?
	Including his other opponents?
	Yes, and his opponents are being very nice to him on the stage.
	Republicans spent a lot of time keeping Pat Buchanan in the tent in 92 and 96.
	He gave a primary speech in the 92 convention.
	That didn't really help President Bush's re-election run.
	He did well in the 96 primaries.
	I guess he supported Bob Dole.
	I don't think Bob Dole won.
	He left the party in 99, and a lot of people, and I was one of them, said goodbye and good riddance.
	You're not in the mainstream of the Republican Party.
	Go run as a Reform Party candidate as an independent candidate.
	He did in 2000.
	He didn't get many votes, and actually George W. Bush, I think, was helped, the Republican Party was helped to be free of Buchanan's extreme isolationism, protectionism, anti-Israel views, and the like.
	Ron Paul's a little different from Pat Buchanan, but he's no better, in my view.
	And I actually think the Republican Party would be benefited in the long run, but even in the short run.
	Even in this 2012 election?
	Yes.
	Look how many Democrats and Independents are voting for Paul in these primaries.
	There it is.
	Do you think it would hurt President Obama in general?
	No, I don't know, honestly, but I would just feel more comfortable as a Republican and as a conservative saying, you know what, our party, if Ron Paul can do whatever he wants and his supporters obviously can do whatever they want, and if he wants to support whoever the Republican nominee is, people are free to support whoever they want.
	want.
	But I don't think anyone should plead with him not to run or to stay in the party.
	And I would be comfortable in a general election if Mitt Romney or Rick Santorum or Newt Gingrich were standing as the Republican in the Reagan tradition and debating both Barack Obama and Ron Paul.
	Let's try to get an answer.
	There you go.
	They call themselves Republicans, but these are the neoconservative, big-government Republicans, big-spending Republicans.
	They're liars because they talk a big game about conservative values, but they're not conservatives.
	They're all internationalists.
	That's why he brings up the isolationist thing as though it's some sort of a bad thing, the way he describes it, even though Republicans were notoriously isolationist, historically.
	I mean, even to Eisenhower, to some extent, they weren't all in...
	Are they pro or against the United Nations?
	These guys are pro-United Nations, big government, big spending, war, war, war.
	I mean, why are they defining themselves as the Republicans and everybody else is not a Republican?
	They call them rhinos.
	In fact, they've gotten to the point where...
	Essentially, Nixon was a rhino.
	Eisenhower was a rhino.
	Everybody seems to be Republican in name only.
	But these are the phonies that have taken over the Republican Party, many of them extreme.
	And if you look into the history of the neoconservatives, if you look at their youth, they were all extreme left-wingers who were so radical in their ideas that they were essentially kicked out.
	Of the whole progressive side of the equation and they developed this neocon thing and they all became Republicans and they've taken over the party and claim it to be theirs.
	The nerve of this guy.
	I think it qualified.
	I just thought I'd wrap it up.
	Yeah, so meanwhile, and this will show you what kind of a guy Ron Paul really is, while everyone was talking about SOPA, and we're dark, and my Twitter, let me Photoshop my Twitter icon, man, you got that SOPA artwork, I'm gonna put that in there, yeah, yeah.
	Meanwhile...
	They were voting on raising...
	Stop SOPA. Stop SOPA. They were voting on raising the debt limit by $1.2 trillion.
	Didn't we just do this six months ago?
	Yeah, and it was a big deal.
	How come there's no discussion about this?
	Stop SOPA, man.
	You're anti-SOPA, man.
	And if you're not talking about SOPA, you can't talk about debt limit, man.
	You've got to talk about SOPA, SOPA, SOPA, SOPA, SOPA. SOPA, peepa, SOPA, SOPA, SOPA, SOPA, OPEN.
	So Ron Paul gets on the floor and he says this.
	Mr. Speaker, I rise today to introduce a very simple piece of legislation to repeal the infamous Section 1021 of the National Defense Authorization Act.
	Yes!
	Quietly signed into law by the President on New Year's Day.
	What a way to usher in the new year.
	Section 1021 essentially codifies into law the very dubious claim of presidential authority under 2001 authorization for the use of military force to indefinitely detain American citizens without access to legal representation or due process of law.
	Section 1021 provides for the possibility of the U.S. military acting as a kind of police force on U.S. soil, apprehending terror suspects, including Americans, and whisking them off to an undisclosed location.
	Indefinitely.
	Thank you very much.
	Where's the outrage over that?
	Where's the Twitter icon that says, Stop NDAA? You fools!
	You stupid, distracted, idiot, slave fools!
	You're going to get black-bagged and thrown into a van.
	Thank you, Ron Paul.
	But you'll have defeated SOPA. Yes, that's true.
	You can bring your little icon with you.
	And, you know, so he's introduced to that.
	Of course it goes nowhere.
	Of course it goes nowhere.
	You don't hear about it.
	Because these fake Republicans and the Democrats who are supposed to be on the right side of this argument, they don't care either.
	The whole thing is ridiculous.
	These people in Congress are pathetic.
	And then we've got to remember how it was...
	And we talked about this.
	This is like the Roman Senate when they finally gave up.
	That's actually, this is completely analogous to that.
	In fact, John, some would call it...
	Fractal.
	Etu?
	Jonicus?
	To Adamus.
	Yes.
	And remember they had that bullcrap thing just around Christmas?
	Like, you know, we've got to continue the tax break, 40 bucks a week.
	And everyone's like, eh.
	And they cut a deal.
	And I read the bill.
	I read the bill for you.
	And I said, hey, there's something interesting in here.
	It forces the president to make a decision on the XL pipeline within 60 days.
	Right?
	That was the deal.
	They made a deal.
	It's law.
	President comes out.
	Presidential memorandum.
	I have determined, based upon your recommendation, including the State Department's view, that 60 days is an insufficient period to obtain and assess the necessary information that the Keystone XL Pipeline Project, as presented and analyzed at this time, would not serve the national interest.
	So accordingly, by the authority vested in me as President, by the Constitution, and the laws of the United States, including Section 301 of Title III, United States Code, and in furtherance of Executive Order 13337 of April 30, 2004, to the extent compatible with this memorandum, I direct you to submit the report to Congress specified in Section 501B2 of the Temporary Payroll Tax Cut Constitutional Act of 2011 and to issue a denial of the Keystone XL Pipeline Permit Application.
	So he just broke the law that he agreed to!
	Now, I don't care one way or the other.
	I don't really have an opinion on the XL pipeline.
	But he's basically just...
	The thing I have an issue with is he signed the law.
	He knew what he was signing, but he just had no intent of upholding it.
	So he's Kaiser Obama.
	Yeah.
	That's bullcrap, man!
	It's bogative.
	Hmm.
	All right.
	So, uh, more...
	Well, let me just change the subject to something a little more...
	Enlightening.
	...uplifting, a little lighter.
	Yes.
	Do we have a real news sound, or is it not real news?
	It's close.
	Hit it.
	Okay, well, just because you asked.
	And now, back to real news.
	Wear earbuds and get killed.
	An uplifting clip.
	Well, it may be intuitive, but there is new evidence tonight that wearing headphones while walking could be hazardous to your health.
	Very hazardous, in fact.
	Researchers searching the data from 2004 through last year counted 116 deaths or injuries involving pedestrians wearing headphones or earbuds.
	The average age of the victim, 21.
	68% were male.
	55% were hit by trains.
	70% of the accidents ended in death.
	Experts blame sensory deprivation and distraction.
	Wait a minute.
	I got my iPod on and I'm just wandering across the tracks.
	Oh, I got killed by a train because I didn't hear it coming.
	What is that?
	What is this, PBS? What is this?
	It's local news.
	Which reminds me, by the way, where are your local news clips I've been hoping to hear once in a while?
	Our news here is so bad.
	It is so bad.
	And they get most of the stuff is prepackaged.
	So I get it.
	It's the same thing that airs everywhere.
	But it's so freaking pathetic, John.
	I'll get something for you.
	We did have a local news story about a guy who was filming the cops and then he got arrested.
	But it's like, eh.
	We know this stuff.
	I try to cherry pick great stuff.
	We know we're all screwed.
	We know you're a terrorist, enemy combatant.
	We know all this stuff.
	We've got to have some fun on the show.
	C-SPAN is just that much more entertaining than the local news in Austin.
	I'm sorry.
	It's just, it's no good.
	It's no good.
	Oh, that sucks.
	Yeah, well, I'm sorry.
	Oh, hey.
	So, uh...
	This is good news.
	I think there's time to take a, uh, play the jingle and, uh...
	I'm going to show myself all by donating to no agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on no agenda.
	In the morning.
	And we did get some donations.
	We finally got our spreadsheet in.
	And here's the joke of it, is the PayPal sent me the wrong...
	I mean, that's a long story, but the one that I'm waiting for has still not come in.
	So I requested a bigger file.
	They sent that one.
	I don't know what that means, but then again, I'm being radiated.
	Well, what it means is that something's amiss.
	And by the way, we had a letter from someone who was complaining that we didn't announce their $69 donation.
	Yeah.
	Remember that?
	Yeah.
	I went back and forth on it.
	Can you dig it up?
	Because it's still not here.
	For some reason, his donation just keeps getting bumped.
	And I want to read from there.
	No, man.
	Because I forward that stuff to Buzzkill Jr.
	And he's still supported in the information.
	We'll deal with it on Sunday.
	That's his job.
	Meanwhile, we're going to thank a few people.
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	I gifted her my Super Karma coin, which is amazing.
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	Oh.
	You listen to the show and you never donate.
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	The what?
	What?
	So please play her for that.
	What?
	What was the Labor Day lawnmower?
	John, she says you remind her of me.
	I'll take that as a compliment.
	I hope she's lucky enough to skip to Prince Charming and meet a decent night one day.
	Apparently he goes on with the little girl.
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	Karma would also be helpful.
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	We've got a bunch of those, which is a palindrome.
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	Douchebag!
	Ryan.
	I will, Ryan.
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	Let's call him out as well.
	Hey, that's real smart.
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	Hold on a second.
	What is the page?
	Macworld's Facebook page.
	What?
	Hold on, I gotta log in.
	Oh, this is why I don't use Facebook.
	Why do I have to log in?
	Well, because I block the cookies and everything.
	Get your geek on t-shirt contest.
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	Is she in there?
	I'm trying to find it.
	Hold on.
	While you're looking, let me read a few more.
	Gerald Keller in Brookstondale, New York.
	Thank you, Adam and Dave.
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	First time, donor, could I have a geek who should...
	I'd like some karma.
	Give him a de-douche in karma.
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	How does this thing work?
	6502.
	You're on the Facebook page?
	Yeah, I'm on the Facebook page.
	And it says right there, it has a really big sign.
	It says, get your geek on contest.
	Right?
	Macworld iWorld, get your geek on t-shirt contest.
	Enter for a chance to win a $500 shopping spree at Macworld iWorld.
	You can't click on the picture of anything.
	Then there's t-shirt contest.
	You click on that.
	And what does it show you?
	It shows you the same thing.
	I don't understand.
	It iterates?
	That's no good.
	I don't understand Facebook.
	Maybe you have to go to their wall or something.
	Jeez.
	I don't know.
	Michael Holland gave a 6502, which is an old processor chip.
	Donation is levation.
	Hi, John and Adam.
	Mike Holland here, the other producer, and Gitmo Nation Stinky Fromage.
	Hey!
	My 51st birthday on Friday the 20th, so I thought I'd take the occasion to send some more cash and ask for a karma shot.
	Yes, thank you so much.
	That's very kind of you.
	And he wants to see the Hot Pockets Euroland Invasion 2009 tour.
	Yeah, we'll do it right after the Civil War ends.
	And he's on the birthday list, I hope.
	Michel Hollande?
	Yes.
	Christopher Mater in Manalaplan, New Jersey, which is a ritzy little community, in the morning, that's where Bill Ziff had a 100,000 foot house built.
	100,000?
	100,000 square foot?
	Something like that.
	No.
	He had a big mountain in the back and he didn't like where it was sitting so he had the entire mountain moved.
	They have too much money.
	In the morning, citizens, I'm a monthly subscriber who is hoping to become a knight this year.
	However, I need to ask for some karma in order to accomplish this goal.
	The karma will be hopefully put towards but not obtaining a new job, but rather retaining one.
	Eight months ago, my MILF slave was given a promotion to manage the busiest outlet store in her retail chain.
	Despite the longer hours, we were excited at this prospect because in the last stepping stone in her 13-year career, next step would be a nice guy pay bump.
	And a nice pay bump and a corporate gig.
	Last year she discovered that her entire management team is involved with illegal gambling during business hours on the premises.
	No!
	Of course she reported it, but now has been informed by the douchebags and human resources that her job may be on the line as well.
	You're out!
	As you can imagine, this will make it difficult to pursue the American dream of just getting by so I could use a douchebag call out for the bastards who calls this.
	Douchebag.
	Douchebag!
	If I can get her, she needs a shot of karma.
	If I can get their names, I'll see if we can get them on a win-lose or drone or maybe a ticket on the next Italian-bound cruise.
	Alright, here's some karma for that.
	What a story, wow.
	You've got karma.
	And by the way, I found it.
	I found Dame Andrea.
	Now listen to this.
	So Dame Andrea, by the way, smoking.
	Very milfy.
	She's got her No Agenda white t-shirt on.
	She's got eight votes.
	And then there's this guy, John Davis, who's some douchebag who's got 131 votes.
	Oh, man, it's going to be tough to catch up.
	I mean, seriously?
	And this guy's a total douche knuckle.
	Like, you know, like...
	Wow.
	Why don't we get the people to go voter up?
	Yeah, voter up.
	Okay, here's Christopher's Grace in Tunton Bridge, Kent.
	$60.
	I thought he said $69.
	Well, maybe I'm thinking of someone else.
	I've got to get on the stick with this stuff.
	I've got to put it to book.
	Dear John and Adam, we will take care of you on Sunday.
	This is my first ever donation.
	I've been listening to the show on and off for several years and finally persuaded by your donating his love argument.
	Unfortunately, I'm not drunk at the time of writing, although I disagree with you on several areas of...
	I do appreciate being exposed to alternative perspectives on current affairs and hearing you ask each other challenging questions.
	Why?
	Because.
	Yeah, that's a great question.
	It's my 26th birthday, so please send me some karma.
	I also call out my brother Tom as a douchebag.
	Oh, man, I can't believe that.
	Douchebag!
	And Christopher needs some karma.
	Absolutely.
	And he's on the birthday list as well.
	You've got...
	And apparently Tom...
	Tom the douchebag has been listening much longer than me and has never donated.
	His 20th birthday is right next to mine on the 18th, William.
	Well, we're not going to congratulate him because he's a douchebag.
	Yes, of course.
	Anthony Benson in Quakers Hill, New South Wales, 5520.
	Hi, John.
	It's Tony Benson from Quakers Hill, New South Wales again.
	The earthquake machine capital of the world after the Japanese quack and the rather large mistake we made calculating the new Richter scale.
	Things have been rather quiet around here, but more importantly, my wonderful wife Jane and I have a baby ready to pop out in a couple of weeks, and I'd like to request a karma call-out for her.
	Oh, absolutely.
	A little new human resource karma.
	You've got karma.
	She will need it during the extraction process and in the next first few weeks of no sleep, wet diapers, and crying, but we are both excited about meeting the latest addition to our family.
	What is he going to be doing?
	Apparently, Tony is not doing the midnight feeding.
	Sam Jackson, CL Washington, double nickels on the dime.
	I've had much more interesting message composed of you, but my PayPal session timed out and I was lost.
	But in a nutshell, keep reading those bills.
	Can I get a D-douche and some karma for a raise?
	Absolutely.
	You've been D-douche.
	You've got karma.
	Wow.
	Also, double nickels on the dime from Sir Justin Seitz in Pittsburgh.
	I'd like to thank Adam for his deconstruction of a thicker Who Is system being proposed.
	I'd like to suggest the following movie for No Agenda Film Library, A Noble Lie, Oklahoma City, 1995.
	That is outstanding.
	It shows how Holder was a part of the cover-up of that being an FBI false flag gone wrong.
	It's an outstanding documentary.
	It suggests that both of you have said that McVeigh was a patsy and a government operative.
	I'd like to also request karma for Ron Paul and everyone who, in the words of David Icke, is exposing the dreamland we believe is real.
	You've got karma.
	Absolutely.
	He's a knight, so he can say whatever he wants.
	Kent O'Rourke, Frostburg, Maryland, double nickels on the dime.
	Want to get some karma for Ron Paul.
	Again, give him another one.
	Absolutely.
	Love doing that.
	You've got karma.
	Tyler Smith in Calgary, Alberta.
	$50.01.
	Bring back Cranky Geeks.
	That won't happen.
	And Greg Tippett, Point Lonsda, Victoria, $50.
	Von Klitschka in Salem, Oregon, $50.
	Designed a poster inspired by your show.
	You asked me what it is.
	Good question.
	It's based on One Nation Under Drone.
	And he's got a little link there.
	You can check out the poster and I'll continue.
	George Scanlon, $50.
	Joshua Polson, Ridgefield, Washington, $50.
	He's our last donor.
	Shurgle on the chat room to the best podcast in the universe.
	You guys give bones deserved grief over stupid plot lines and then turn around and make all sorts of inaccurate comments.
	That's us.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Here's a couple of corrections.
	Enjoy the show.
	A football field is 300 feet, not 300 yards.
	Yes, this is true.
	That was you.
	That was me.
	I was thinking 300 yards.
	It's a football field.
	I'm not going to believe this next one.
	This is bullcrap.
	Effective range of an AK-47 is 500 yards.
	I'm calling bullcrap on that.
	I've shot AK-47s.
	Highly inaccurate.
	No, he didn't say it was accurate.
	But he says, oh, effective range.
	I'm sorry.
	Effective range.
	500 yards.
	Yeah.
	Did we say different?
	When are we talking about...
	I don't know.
	Who in the hell knows?
	I don't know.
	Yes, a rocking boat is not good conditions.
	All bullets fall to the ground as they are affected by gravity.
	Arc downward.
	Okay.
	But you aim higher.
	Darn it.
	You can hit targets at 100 yards with a pistol and you can figure out where to aim.
	The Coast Guard...
	U.S. installations are all around the world.
	So what are you trying to say, Joshua?
	That we're idiots?
	We know.
	Okay.
	What a bummer.
	I'm a football fan.
	What a bummer.
	Well, you messed that one up.
	You know, we're talking.
	This show is not rehearsed.
	This is not scripted.
	If you want your scripted show, go to CNN or go listen to Michelle Obama trying to read a line.
	I mean, come on.
	Yeah, that's so funny.
	It's like, you know, we make lots of assertions and people are like, you're wrong, man.
	Of course we're wrong.
	We're wrong all the time.
	And you point it out and we say, yeah, there you go, we were wrong.
	And we usually correct most of our errors on the show because of the chat room, which is carefully monitored.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, we can't get away with nothing.
	Dear Adam and John...
	Karma works!
	After my donation to your fantastic show on Thursday, I made a trip up north to Redwood City, California, to see my girlfriend, Lindsay.
	On the way up, right in between Fort Hunter-Liggett and Greenfield, I was pulled over by a highway patrol for speeding.
	This was on Highway 101, and was after the stretch of 101 that has a 70 mph speed limit, so the limit was 65.
	I was doing 85, so I didn't try to deny my speed to the officer, but just took responsibility for my actions, and the kind man let me off with a warning!
	Now, the ticket for being 20 miles per hour over the speed limit in California, vehicle code 22350, unsafe speed, is currently $328.
	Now, I figured that I donated $111.33 to y'all, so I actually saved or created $216.67.
	No agenda karma pays for itself.
	Cheers.
	Thank you very much, Tyler.
	P.S. John needs to know how to read the difference between scrapped and scraped.
	Another thing you've done wrong.
	You're ruining the show.
	You're ruining the show, everybody.
	Giving is loving.
	Givingloving.com Let it finish.
	I want to mention the letter from Kevin Thomas that begins, Dear Crack Whore and Buzz Duck Bill, In the morning, I've been a faithful listener for a year and I decided I needed to get off my boner and be a donor and therefore sent $99.99 to start my way to knighthood.
	Please send some karma my way to rid me of the ass jackals I deal with on a daily basis.
	Wow.
	Here's some anti-ass jackal karma coming your way.
	You've got karma.
	My goodness.
	Ass jackals.
	I hate that.
	So, anyway.
	Okay.
	I think that'll have to wrap it for today.
	We have some make goods on Sunday.
	We did have some problems with the spreadsheet today.
	I want to remind people if they can get their donations in by midnight of the night before we do the show.
	We have been pushing it and doing it in the morning, but I may...
	Yeah, also, please also don't send me something on Sunday or Thursday morning, like a whole PDF, and say, You'll love this!
	It'll be great for the show!
	Yeah.
	You're supposed to send that at other times.
	Don't expect it to be on that show.
	I get all kinds of stuff people send in the morning of.
	This is when all the work is done.
	The morning of is when we're collecting, we're organizing.
	Take a look at the show notes, 375.nashownotes.com.
	You'll see what kind of work goes into it.
	And don't forget the clips and stuff portion where everything that you heard on the show was also uploaded and available for download.
	All part of the service here.
	That we provide to you, and it is only provided to you by you, by your kind donations and love.
	Go to Dvorak.org slash NA. Dvorak.org slash NA. And we have some alternative destinations.
	Oh, yes.
	I was thinking, am I going on vacation?
	What destinations?
	Let me think.
	Was I going somewhere?
	It's possible.
	Maybe was I going to Austin, Los Angeles?
	Yes, dvorak.org slash NA is the primary place to help us in this effort.
	Also, channeldvorak.com slash NA, noagendanation.com.
	And noagendashow.com, there's a donate button on both those sites, and they're in different parts of the universe.
	So if Dvorak.org is blocked, you can find one of these other sites and click on there.
	Hopefully they have their own page so it doesn't go back to Dvorak.org.
	And remember, the donating is loving.
	That's what it's all about.
	We're giving you love twice a week, five hours a week, 20 hours a month of pure, unadulterated love.
	Moist love.
	A much better deal.
	Giving.
	Yes.
	A much better deal than the movies or the sporting event.
	I mean, this game coming up on Sunday with the 49ers, it costs you $500,000 to get a ticket.
	Oh, really?
	I mean, come on.
	What a bargain.
	All right.
	Let me end it up here.
	Giving is loving.
	at givingloving.com Happy birthday to Charlie Gill, Contessa Roxanne.
	We have Juergen Krog-Jokobsen, who congratulates himself.
	He turns 42 today.
	Michael Holland turns 51 tomorrow.
	And Christopher Scraise.
	He congratulates himself.
	He will turn 26 tomorrow.
	And congratulates his brother, Tom, who turned 28 yesterday.
	Happy birthday from your buddies here at the No Agenda Show.
	It's your birthday, yeah!
	And then, of course, we sent out the memo for the palindrome donations, and there's a number of them that you can participate in if you go to...
	And, of course, a lot of people want to get on the 12-12-12 night donation, which, of course, will be announced on 12-12-12.
	And you get double credits for it on the date that you achieve such a prestigious knighthood, as well as on the special 12-12-12 edition of the No Agenda Show.
	And our very first one is none other than, well, actually, let's draw the swords here.
	Cross swords with me, Johnny.
	Here it comes.
	Here it comes.
	I don't think he got the reference.
	Frank Rowe, a.k.a.
	Gitmo Slaves, step forward and kneel, son.
	You'll be wearing a nice ring.
	And it's courtesy of all the people who appreciate all the work that you've done for the No Agenda program, the best podcast in the universe.
	And therefore, you are the very first 12-12-12 Knight, I hereby pronounce the Sir Frank Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	Oh boy!
	Don't tell your wife, but I got hookers and blow over here.
	Rent boys and Chardonnay, hot pants and booze, just for you, my friend!
	Good job.
	And thank you everybody for doing that for Gitmo Slave.
	He's always around.
	He's always, always, always doing something for the show.
	Yeah, no, Gitmo Slave's a good guy.
	Very good guy.
	Now he's a knight.
	Alright, uh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey!
	Space Wars Space Wars.
	It's now official.
	No, it's official in the same, not just the same week, but the same day when...
	It's starting to sound a little like Clinton if you can get that breaking thing going.
	In the same...
	I can't do it now.
	Whoa!
	What was that?
	Whoops.
	Never mind.
	Go on.
	The very same day.
	The very same day.
	Forget it.
	Forget it.
	You lost it.
	So, Phobos Grunt.
	We've been corrected by our Russian producers.
	Grunt.
	So this thing crashed.
	Of course, the Russians are saying, hey, man, it was a U.S. radar from the Marshall Islands whose megawatt impulse triggered the malfunction.
	You guys, you guys, you sunk my battleship.
	You sunk my Phobos grunt.
	So what happens?
	Immediately, Hillary Clinton comes out and says the following.
	Unfortunately, she only wrote it.
	She didn't say it, because it would have been funnier if she said it.
	But the long-term sustainability of our space environment is at serious risk from space debris and irresponsible actors.
	Is George Clooney in space now?
	I mean, really, has it gotten to that point?
	So, irresponsible actors.
	Well, how many people are up there?
	Ensuring the stability, safety, and security of our space systems is a vital interest to the United States and the global community.
	So, unless the international community addresses these challenges, the environment around our planet will become increasingly hazardous to human spaceflight and satellite systems.
	Really?
	In response to these challenges, the United States has decided to join with the European Union and other nations to develop an international code of conduct for outer space activities.
	You know, I can't wait to read this legal document.
	That's going to be hilarious.
	Because I've been saying for years, there are space wars going on.
	There are people shooting stuff out of the sky.
	And here, clippity-clop Lucifer Clinton admits it.
	Irresponsible actors.
	When they say actors, John, of course, they actually mean actors.
	Yeah, that's exactly what they mean.
	And they're irresponsible, apparently.
	Nicolas Cage, man, stop blowing stuff out of the sky.
	But when they say that, don't they mean actors is like terrorists, right?
	They mean countries.
	Well, yeah, of course.
	And Australia jumps on board immediately on the same day.
	Australia has announced it is backing a European Union push for the new International Code of Conduct for Behavior in Space.
	What would be in this, do you think?
	Hey, man.
	It's going to be ludicrous.
	You can't cross the double line.
	And there's going to be still slipping some stuff about food safety.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Hey, man, you can't cross the double line in space, motherfucker.
	Say, I don't want to see you doing that.
	Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd made the announcement yesterday on the same day the U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton declared humankind's involvement in space was at risk from irresponsible actors.
	While neither Australia nor the U.S. named these actors, secret U.S. diplomatic cables obtained by WikiLeaks reveal a half-decade war of words between Beijing and Washington over what the U.S. describes as China's anti-satellite weapons testing program.
	Come on, man.
	Give me some props for calling the space war.
	It's true.
	Hey, citizen.
	Don't turn left on a green light in space.
	Hey, citizen.
	Please go through the scanner before you go to Mars.
	Hey, citizen.
	There'll be no double parking on the moon.
	I can't wait to see this legislation.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The International Code of Conduct for Behavior in Space.
	What else?
	Like, you can't slurp your soup, maybe?
	I don't know.
	It's not going to be...
	There's going to be something stupid in there, but they're going to be slipping something in.
	You know I'll be...
	The minute it comes out, you know I'll be...
	Stop everything I'm doing.
	By the way, tomorrow, Ms.
	Mickey and I are leaving for Bone Air for one week.
	This is in the Netherlands Antilles.
	Didn't you go to Bone Air once before?
	Yes, we did.
	So we've been invited by my first boss, actually, Lex.
	Lex Luthor?
	That's right.
	We have to discuss the international behavior laws in space.
	That's right, Lex Luthor.
	That's right.
	Enough said.
	The show will, of course, continue as regularly scheduled.
	We will just continue it.
	It, of course, might be rather interesting.
	You know how it goes.
	It was pretty mediocre, the reception.
	No, actually, now that I think about it, it was actually better than we both expected.
	So it should be better this year than it was before.
	So it should be actually quite good.
	Well, we're hoping so.
	Because we actually haven't had, like, any vacation time.
	You know, it's a Hot Pockets tour.
	We went straight through and then we moved.
	And so we need to, like...
	Just be able to, in between the show, I'll just be sitting on the beach watching Z-SPAN on my laptop.
	But we'll have a show as regularly scheduled because that's what we do.
	Even during holidays and vacations, the show continues.
	That is our version of our love to you.
	So I just want everyone to know that.
	Man, we're getting towards the end here.
	I have one last thing, but I want to make sure I leave it open.
	Oh, wait.
	This is very important, actually.
	Tricky Nicky from Zurich, one of our producers.
	Did you catch this note?
	No.
	He's in Zurich.
	Or maybe I did read it.
	He's in Zurich.
	Tricky Nicky.
	A very good friend of mine who works for PricewaterhouseCoopers in Zurich and is on assignment in their London office has been assigned constructing a value-added tax for the U.S. They are contracted by the United States government.
	As depressing as this is, I thought best to pass it on to you and the listeners.
	I'm guessing you will start to dig around for VAT in the U.S., so I'll listen for your feedback on the show.
	This is the kind of listeners we have.
	Yeah, and it's just to provide us with more detailed, depressing information is essentially what we get.
	But that, I mean, that to me is huge news.
	It is huge news, right?
	That's like breaking news.
	Yeah, so obviously it's gone far enough that they needed to do what they wanted to outsource.
	We can't even insource our own value-added tax, so they ship it overseas so they can set up a system that So when they roll it out, it's a smooth transition.
	Boom, next day you're being charged extra money for buying a pizza.
	And pizzas, by the way, are not cheap as it is.
	No, they're not.
	Alright, do you have anything left?
	Because I've got one last thing.
	Well, I just want to talk a little bit about this.
	I think we have, it should be in the show notes, the opposition file on Romney.
	Maybe, what are you referring to?
	Oh, okay.
	Well, there's a guy out there who found John McCain's 2008 document on...
	It's 200 pages.
	Because you got it.
	I thought you had a copy of it.
	Sorry.
	You didn't pay attention, obviously, to the email.
	No, no.
	I missed something.
	Oh!
	Yeah, you sent me...
	Yeah.
	It was huge.
	It's very huge, but if you go...
	And we'll have a link to it.
	It's a PDF file that somebody put on the internet.
	In fact, there's a link.
	We can just put the link.
	Yeah, I'll put it on to carry the file.
	But it has...
	At the end of it, it's quite funny because there's all these quotes from Romney that...
	According to Chris Matthews, doesn't write his own jokes.
	And in fact, you might want to play the Chris Matthews clip where he busts Romney for a one-liner and then he names the writer.
	Responsibility or taking credit for helping create jobs like Al Gore taking credit for the Internet.
	You know, that's another Stu Spencer line to the internet.
	They don't come from Romney.
	What do you think, Mark?
	Do you think he cooks up those Lucille Ball lines and Kardashian lines himself?
	I don't think so.
	Let me ask you about this thing here.
	That's good.
	Well, luckily, Chris Matthews is the epitome of humor.
	Yeah, well, he was an ex-speech writer, so he knows all the speech writers, and they know this guy, Steve Spencer, I guess, who's a funny guy.
	But anyway, I don't know how long he's been using the guy, but they've got...
	This is a big-ass file, John.
	It'll be in the clips and stuff, in the show notes, 375.andshownotes.com.
	But you've got to read some of these quotes at the end.
	Let me see if I can find just a couple to give a little tease here.
	Get to the end.
	There it is.
	Romney's quote, I'm wary of anyone who parlays background money and hair to political success, which would be him.
	Romney quotes, I thought becoming rich and famous would make me happy.
	Boy, was I right.
	Really?
	Let me find that.
	That's a good line.
	Another one, he says, quote, I haven't urged my children to enlist in the military.
	He says, there's no actual quote, but he says, Romney says he bet with Pataki on the American League Championship Series.
	The winner gets Connecticut.
	Hey, that's not possible, man, because we've got producers who already own Connecticut.
	You can't just take that.
	And there's some other stuff.
	He says, Romney mocks Kerry, saying he threw his yarmulke into the ring.
	Oh, wow.
	Anyway, it goes on and on.
	There's like a million of these things.
	This thing is just a 200-page document, a dossier.
	This is an actual dossier that you don't get to see too many of these that are always prepared by these campaigns.
	Each campaign will do these for the other competitors.
	Explain that a little bit, because I think that kind of got lost in the translation.
	Everybody running for political office in the primary level, they have a huge staff that goes out and they work up a paper on the competition, each competitor.
	And it's essentially a 200-page dossier on the guy, everything he said that's public knowledge, everything he's done when he was governor, everything he did, where he was born, where his houses are, what they're worth.
	It's like a...
	I guess something you'd find in the CIA file.
	And it's just fascinating.
	And this was leaked out because these things are rare to ever run into.
	There's apparently some guy who collects them.
	This was leaked out for obvious reasons as part of some campaign to smear...
	I think Rami smears himself with some of the things he says, like defending the NDAA, the military takeover of the government.
	Yeah, let's go kill Iranians.
	I wanted to say that.
	Go ahead.
	Let's kill Iranian people.
	Let's just kill Iranians.
	Kill them!
	Sand bunnies.
	Kill them.
	Iranians.
	Get rid of them.
	Kill them.
	And this actually is the 2008 material that was dug up by McCain.
	And it's a very interesting document and well worth anyone spending some time with.
	It's a real eye roller in some places.
	It starts with his biography, goes to social issues, his economic perspective on things, foreign policy, domestic policy, business record.
	They talk about, you know, he's never really...
	Foreign policy sucks.
	He's never been out of the country, although he was on a mission when he was a Mormon.
	And his mission was in France.
	So you can imagine the bicycling going on out there.
	And that's how he learned French, I guess.
	And he started off at Stanford University for a year, went on his mission for three years, came back and got his degree from Brigham Young.
	And it's just everything.
	Everything you ever want to know about the guys in here.
	It's actually kind of amazing.
	So what will be cool about my trip to Bonaire?
	Lex has a new girlfriend.
	Lex Luthor?
	Lex Luthor has a new girlfriend.
	And she's Iranian.
	And I'm very excited.
	You can debrief her before he does.
	First of all, she's hot.
	Most Persian people are just beautiful, I have to say.
	They're stunning.
	Except for that douchebagette, Valerie Jarrett.
	Yeah, and he was in Iran for a month a couple weeks ago with her.
	And so he really got the inside look.
	Yeah, so I'll get some real boots on the ground feedback on...
	I hope they don't hate us.
	I hope they just see it's a bunch of elitist pricks.
	Can you imagine if you're like Dutch and you just see some idiot with pasted on hair saying we need to go kill these people?
	Or German?
	It's kind of frightening.
	To me.
	Well, I don't think they get much of the news.
	It'll be interesting.
	Oh, I think you're wrong, my friend.
	I think you're very wrong.
	I think they know exactly what's going on.
	Well, we'll see when you get back.
	No, no, we'll do it when I'm there.
	Actually, no, it'll be on the real time.
	You're going to tell us next Sunday?
	Sunday, yes.
	The debriefing will be complete by Sunday, for sure.
	Okay, well, we'll look forward to that.
	Alright, the final thing I have, which...
	This is the time for them to scramble the broadcast.
	Actually, I have two final things.
	One is something taking place in New York City.
	It's called a terahertz imaging detector.
	NYPD Deputy Commissioner Paul Brown on what it does.
	It's capable of outlining if someone's carrying a gun underneath their clothing without x-rays.
	How does it work?
	It's essentially measuring what is given off naturally in the environment from a person.
	And if a gun is blocking those admissions, it traces it.
	Yeah, that's real natural.
	Terahertz waves, so they have a gun.
	Well, actually, it continues.
	On a screen.
	So far, he says it's effective at 3 to 5 meters.
	The department wants it to work from 25 meters out, or 80 feet.
	Hey, citizen.
	Let me just scan you.
	Hey, citizen.
	Let me scan you from 25 feet.
	Terahertz waves?
	Really, John?
	Yeah, terahertz waves are interesting.
	If somebody, one of our younger listeners, wants to get in certain kinds of physics or get involved with this, anyone who really gets their act together with terahertz radiation will have a job for life.
	It's very interesting.
	It's essentially, I think it begins at 300 gigahertz, which is extremely high frequency.
	And then it moves just beneath where light begins, which is...
	So it's at range from 300 gigahertz to infrared, and then light comes after that.
	And you can, you know, light we can see with our eyeballs, but you can't see these waves, these terahertz waves, although we think some animals might be able to see it.
	So are they a danger to humanes?
	Nobody knows for sure.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, of course, it completely blows the Fourth Amendment because it's just being scanned everywhere.
	Yeah.
	That's...
	So it's between microwave and visible light.
	It's just terahertz area.
	Well, if I wasn't sterile after that tissue box, I will be in New York.
	It does have the ability to...
	Radiate your balls.
	We don't know.
	I mean, there's a very interesting technology, but it could be blowing out your eyeballs for all you know.
	It could be giving people cataracts.
	You don't know what this does.
	The frequency is so high, but it's almost impossible.
	Maybe they can get some terahertz sensors, but to deliver a terahertz sensor, It's not...
	I don't know.
	I've been reading about it on and off for a number of years because I know if a company comes up with a really good way to produce these waves and they also identify them, measure them, as it were, they're just big money.
	Big money.
	Well, interesting.
	The chat room just handed me a link from Technology Review published by MIT. Title of the document, How Terahertz Waves Tear Apart DNA. Yeah, this is also sometimes, I think when people refer to the millimeter wave, they're talking about terrorism.
	Hey, citizen, let me just tear apart your DNA. I've heard this.
	Gitmo Nation lowlands, the police now have portable fingerprint scanners, and 125 officers have now been outfitted with these, so we can check you on the spot.
	They're connected to their BlackBerrys.
	Leave, people!
	Leave!
	You must get out before it's too late.
	Alright, that wasn't my final thing.
	The final thing I wanted to talk about, there's a huge PR push going on right now, and we already saw this coming on Sunday.
	This is the Leroy 12.
	The 12 girls in upstate New York near Buffalo.
	Oh, the shakes.
	Who have Tourette-like syndrome.
	And it's only girls.
	It's 12 of them.
	And of course, I immediately said, this has got to be Gardazil.
	It's like the HPV vaccine, which is, by the way, jacked up with adjuvants.
	All kinds of nastiness.
	And we've seen all kinds of horrible things happen.
	Girls dying.
	And Anderson Pooper has been drafted to dispel the myth.
	And we're going to deconstruct this report.
	So first they did a whole report and they showed these poor girls.
	They're twitching.
	They're like me, actually, which leads me to believe that because my Tourette's didn't start until I was six or seven.
	If I could only find my immunization, my vaccination sheet, which I'm sure exists somewhere, I'll bet you that this started after I got immunized for something.
	Because I'm sure the adjuvants were all the rage back in 1970 or whatever it was.
	Do you think that's possible maybe?
	Yeah, it's possible.
	Adjuvants that we beat to death about two years ago in some of our shows aren't necessarily a good thing.
	So, of course, if you search on the internet, if you do Leroy 12, it's like, boom, everyone's Gardasil, Gardasil, Gardasil.
	So they bring on Sanja, so they do this report, and it's so sad to see these girls.
	I mean, it's messed up.
	I've lived with this for 40 years, and I know what it's like.
	It sucks, and I don't have it as severe as they do, and I have some of it under control, but it's not fun.
	If you're a kid, because no one gives a crap.
	I don't have to pick up any chicks.
	I'm done.
	I'm set.
	So now they have to go out and dispel the Gardasil myth.
	So you'll find everywhere that this has been deemed...
	Mass hysteria.
	Yeah, I love that.
	Mass hysteria.
	Now remember that they wouldn't tell anyone what it was, that it was a federal issue, which of course is so outrageous that the doctors won't tell their patients what's wrong with them.
	So they had to scramble.
	But now that the meme is out there about Gardasil, they have to go and combat it.
	They have to fight it.
	So, as we say, if you can't cover it up, turn it up.
	So what they're doing is that now everyone has been given the news, and we're going to deconstruct this clip, because Sanjay Gupta, Dr.
	Sanjay Gupta, Professor Dr.
	Sanjay Gupta for CNN, the biggest shill for the pharmaceutical industry ever, and Anderson Pooper, who will do anything for money.
	Are now trained to tell you it is not Gardasil, and the report blew me away.
	We will have to stop it several times to discuss.
	In the same school, but so far it seems like no real explanation.
	What factors have the state health department ruled out?
	Well, they're looking for commonalities between all these girls.
	We know they go to the same school, but they're in different grades.
	They're not necessarily friends with each other.
	They don't all participate in the same activities.
	So, you know, those commonalities really weren't there as a starting point.
	Then they start looking at things that the girls may have been exposed to.
	You know, air quality, for example, some sort of environmental exposure.
	And again, they brought people in who were independent to the school to test.
	They didn't find anything that could cause these sorts of symptoms.
	Okay.
	So right there, they brought people in who are independent to test.
	No interview with these people.
	We don't know who they are.
	There's no name of the agency.
	They're just lying.
	They're just saying stuff.
	Then they also look at things like medicines, including vaccines, the Gardasil vaccine.
	Oh, boy!
	No mention of Cervorax.
	No mention of the flu vaccine.
	No mention of whooping cough vaccine.
	Only Gardasil.
	Mm.
	And again, that wasn't a causative factor.
	It wasn't a causative factor.
	Causative factor, I think.
	Causative, also an interesting word.
	Why?
	So, you know, they start to tick off the list, and in the end...
	Oh, he just glossed right over it.
	The answer may be sort of not knowable for sure.
	They just don't have a definitive answer ever.
	How do they know that the Gardasil vaccine is not at the root of this?
	Very interesting.
	Why are we bringing it up again?
	Why are we not talking about all the other vaccines?
	Only Gardasil.
	How come we know it's not Gardasil?
	Because this is a message to you viewers, you dumb sheep.
	This is a message.
	It's not Gardasil.
	Not that it matters because all United States pharmaceutical companies are immune from being sued by law, but it would kill sales, wouldn't it?
	Well, simply because not all the girls got the Gardasil vaccine.
	Oh, really?
	Really?
	Unfortunately, there's no evidence of that.
	He's just saying it.
	There's no reporting.
	There's no reports anywhere.
	All I see that I read online is, yeah, she had Gardasil, Gardasil, Gardasil.
	This was a prominent theory.
	A lot of people saying, look, Gardasil.
	Ah, prominent theory.
	Could it cause side effects like this?
	And this is something they explored.
	But simply, Anderson, there are girls who have these symptoms who did not get the vaccine.
	Ah, they explored it.
	They.
	They explored it.
	But they simply did not release any information.
	But Gardasil.
	It's not whatever.
	It's not Gardasil.
	It's not Gardasil.
	We didn't test any other vaccines, but it's not Gardasil.
	There's also been reports that the girls are being treated for stress, and health officials told us their symptoms are getting better.
	Can stress, though, cause these kind of symptoms?
	Ah, okay!
	Now we're getting to the meat of it.
	There's a specific sort of pattern of diagnosis in this situation.
	They look to see, does someone exhibit the specific symptoms?
	Tick-like symptoms in this case.
	Did these symptoms, perhaps, where they proceeded by stress?
	If you take away the stress, do the symptoms seem to get better?
	But mainly, I'll tell you, Anderson, in medicine we call it a diagnosis of exclusion, meaning that after you have ruled out everything else, you're sort of left with this is the probable answer.
	Okay, so what is the probable answer?
	Dr.
	Sanjay Gupta, miracle man of medicine.
	I've also seen this being referred to as mass hysteria.
	Is it possible they're faking it, or is it possible this is some sort of I mean, what does that mean, mass hysteria?
	Mass hysteria!
	You know, when they talk about mass hysteria, it's sort of a, it's a more, you know, lay term.
	You know, people refer to it as mass psychosis as well.
	What I will tell you, though, and this is important.
	This is very important.
	John, it's important.
	Pay attention.
	This is important information.
	You are now being programmed.
	This is important information.
	Listen to Zanjay Gupta.
	I'm a medical medical medical.
	There are very good ways to determine if someone is faking something.
	I think that that's going to be the conclusion a lot of people jump to when they watch this.
	There's good ways to figure out if someone's faking it.
	In this case, they say they are not faking it.
	I mean, the girls really experience this, and we're getting to the point now, Anderson, I find this fascinating, that in the brain, you could see some changes as a result of this that you can measure.
	Okay, so we can now measure your brain to show that you have mass hysteria.
	This is the most disgusting thing.
	That is bullcrap.
	I mean, it's like they have a super lie detector, and things change in your brain.
	And this is exciting.
	This is important information.
	And we can now measure this, and we know whether you're lying or not, but you have mass hysteria.
	They don't do this widespread yet, but this is something that's coming down the pike.
	It's new technology.
	How severe are the symptoms?
	Do we know?
	I mean, when I think of Tourette's, I think of stuff from movies of people yelling obscenities or having tics.
	Well, no, no.
	I mean, you know, these types of tics, I mean, they can be quite significant.
	And some of the girls have talked about it quite openly.
	And it is shocking, I think, a little bit at least startling to watch them.
	But I will tell you, observing and hearing about these girls, you see sort of a wide range.
	So some have much more severe symptoms than the other where they're literally having uncontrollable body movements and they utter involuntary words.
	But others have much more mild symptoms.
	And I wonder as well, Anderson, if there's people at the very low end of the spectrum in the school, if you really started to examine all the girls, if girls have really mild symptoms that they haven't told anyone about.
	So it could be a little bit further ranging than just this dozen or so girls.
	Bullshit!
	So, a couple of things going on.
	So I am convinced now, more than ever, because this is a paid-for debunking commercial, and Gupta is stuttering through the whole thing because he knows he has to lie.
	Yes, he is stammering way more than you ever hear him stammer.
	Oh, yeah.
	And all this new technology where we can prove that something in their brain...
	Very interesting.
	No boys have this, which of course is what immediately leads everyone to think about.
	And we just don't have the reporting.
	We don't know if it was mandatory at lots of schools.
	It's mandatory now they get this vaccine.
	But someone pointed out to me, one of our producers said, the whole reason that they're probably now talking about vaccinating boys is to get rid of these stories.
	Because if there were like two boys in there...
	Then they would have been like, no, no, it's not Gardasil because it's not just girls.
	So maybe they're doing that now and we're going to see many reports of mass hysteria.
	By the way, it turns out there's going to be a lot more kids.
	It's not just the Leroy 12, it'll be more, but it'll all be like we can measure this in the brain.
	So we'll hook you up to our magic brain measuring device.
	You don't have a Gardasil problem because we investigated vaccines and Gardasil, Gardasil, Gardasil, Gardasil, Gardasil, good!
	Blow me, Pooper!
	And Gupta.
	This is a huge scandal.
	Excuse me.
	All right, glad you got that out of your system.
	It's not over.
	How long have I been talking about Gardasil?
	How long, John?
	Four years?
	At least.
	You're the one-man Gardasil sucks guy.
	They're gonna hook me up to a machine, and they're gonna say...
	You don't like Gardasil, huh?
	Give him more.
	Soak him in this stuff.
	We can see it in his brain.
	He's got mass hysteria.
	He's got conspiracy theory syndrome.
	Oh, we would have to remove him from society.
	Hey, citizen.
	I'm sorry.
	You have to go.
	Come with us, Mr.
	Curry.
	All right, everybody.
	Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
	A two pet peeve show, John.
	A double shot.
	Yeah, a double.
	A double shot.
	A double shot.
	All right, so...
	So what did we learn today, Adam?
	We're screwed.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, as usual.
	That's about it.
	So yeah, so it'll be fun.
	We'll do the show from Bone Air...
	We have listeners in Bonaire.
	I bet you do.
	We ought to do a little meet-up in Bonaire.
	Yeah, you should at the bar.
	And I might have some exciting news during our trip, but I can't talk to you about that right now.
	Huh.
	Exciting news.
	Coming to you from Camp Mofo here in Austin, Texas, the capital of the Drone Star State in the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, by the way, we expect a big rainstorm for anybody around.
	I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We will talk to you again on Sunday, right here on No Agenda.
	Great question.
	That's not a great question!
	Giving is loving.

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