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Occupy the Clintons.
Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
It's Sunday, October 16, 2011.
Time for your Gitmo Nation media assassination, episode 348.
This is no agenda.
Occupying the Occupied here at the Hilltop Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center, in the People's Republic of Southern California.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're occupying the occupiers of the Occupied, I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
Yeah!
Hey, we got the little sting in there that you like so much.
The sting.
The stinger, yeah.
It's a great time to be alive, my friend John C. Dvorak.
Well, hello, Adam Curry, and I want to...
I don't know.
I'm getting off to a bad start.
In the morning to you.
In the morning to you, and in the morning to all ships at sea.
Hey, not just the ships at sea.
In the morning to the FBI, now officially contracting companies to record all news distributed on the interwebs as evidence for future terrorism.
Which would be us.
And in the morning to all the human resources in the chat room, noagendastream.com, noagendachat.net, and in the morning to all the occupiers worldwide.
There's a reason why they call you human resources and you are being sucked dry of them.
This is the program that helps you recharge.
A little bit.
Yeah, to some degree.
We're just two guys trying, really.
It's the best we can do.
We're just trying the best we can.
We're just getting by.
I think it is a great time to be alive, John, because we are seeing things around us, which in some ways I've been hoping for, certainly, and of course, there is...
This is the second half of the show stuff?
No, this is not second half.
No, no, no, no UFOs.
I'm talking about the Occupy movement.
Yesterday, the 15th of October, Occupy the World.
Occupy the Moon Bases.
It's an exciting time for a program like this, because when you get a...
Mass media exposure of any topic, certainly of something like this, that's when the douchebags move in and start to control things.
And it's fun to watch and challenging.
I think it's a challenge to see who's trying to capture what message and do what.
And I find that to be part of our job to society.
Well, this has been quite amusing.
All of a sudden, somehow, and for reasons unknown, the people in Rome and Portugal, among other places, have decided to do their own Occupy Wall Street demonstration because they're so concerned about Wall Street in these countries, they don't even know what's going on, obviously.
I mean, they have their own...
It's like they've got these riots that have been going on and nobody in the media has been covering anything, right?
So they...
All of a sudden, Occupy Wall Street, they ignore that for two whole weeks at least, and they start covering and say, what are we going to do?
Because these riots have broken out all over the world.
We haven't covered them for over a year.
The Greek ones we've talked about for a long time.
Well, I'll tell you what.
Let's go over there, have somebody bring an Occupy Wall Street sign, hold it up, And then make everybody think that this is all part of the thing that started here in the United States, even though it's been going on all over the place for over a year.
And then that'll give us the excuse we'll be out of it.
People can't condemn us anymore for our lousy coverage.
Yeah.
Even Randy Corvin, better known as AtACarvin on the tweeters, is now all of a sudden he's tweeting about this.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Welcome.
Welcome to reality, douche.
Unbelievable.
I will tell you this, though.
Something started earlier this week, which was 15october.net.
And this was the, I guess, kind of the central...
Have you seen the website?
Kind of like the central hub that has started to spark off...
And it's not the Occupy Wall Street, necessarily, that was being portrayed in Rome and Athens and everywhere else.
But Occupy, which I love the Occupy meme.
What's interesting is if you do a little whois lookup on this 15october.net, the address of the registrant is the wife of the Ecuadorian foreign minister, whose address is at the United Nations building in New York, Paulina Acros, 866 United Nations Plaza, Suite 516, New York, New York, 10017.
So it seems to me like this is just one of the many ways that true outrage and anger and dissatisfaction is already being hijacked.
Because I think that the true globalists love this.
I think this is exactly what they want.
Because when you get...
The slaves being all angry and uppity and disobedient, then we can bring in all kinds of martial law and all kinds of rules and regulations.
I think they actually encourage this.
I think they like it very, very much.
They have been encouraging it, according to the insiders and these things.
They say Obama's told everybody to let them, as long as they can, don't bust heads.
I have to say, some of the YouTube videos have just been fascinating to watch.
Yeah, you think most of them are fake.
I think a lot of them are.
Well, I would agree with you.
Yeah, staged for sure.
Some are more fake outright, but some are staged.
Sure.
The local news coverage of the stuff going on in the San Francisco Bay Area is, I think, a little more classic.
People don't get to see so much of this.
But this is, if you play America is Broken, clip one, you'll hear exactly the kind of thing that they're promoting.
You know, instead of out-and-out ridicule, they run these clips.
America is broken.
It is seriously broken and it needs to be fixed.
The crowd, a cross-section of people with different reasons for joining in, but all equally passionate and frustrated.
The government ain't helping us.
They bail out everybody else.
They didn't bail out the people, the people that's getting their homes foreclosed on.
Jobs, also a sore point for one Iraq war veteran who says many vets can't find work.
They need a job, and right now, you know, they're basically, you know, just struggling to survive.
It's not right.
I don't think they haven't received all the right memos.
I mean, that's kind of real stuff, right?
There's real war veterans who can't find jobs, and that's part of the anger.
That's absolutely real.
Yeah.
Yeah, but the message is always the same.
It's that the government needs to do this for me, the government needs to do that for me.
I mean, when you play clip two, I think the more classic Berkeley liberal is there demanding, you know, more government help on a situation that, you know, instead of just anger at the government being part of the problem, it seems to me to be reversed, which is, of course, your point.
The marchers made just one stop outside the county jail.
I want our government to spend more money on social programs that help our communities.
I want them to better our schools and give our libraries back to us.
Police blocked some intersections and directed traffic.
The crowd walked for about an hour with no major confrontations.
For some, a feeling that this is a movement that can't be stopped.
The first time I've ever protested, ever stood up for anything.
This is the biggest chance young people, old people, whoever have had in years to actually...
Stand up and have a voice.
Yeah, there's only one guy who actually has it right, by the way.
And he had it right in 2009.
And we already highlighted this guy.
You know what I'm talking about?
No.
Hold on a second.
The rent is too high?
There's going to be a revolution Patrick Henry style here in America.
This is the Reverend Manning from 2009.
Hey, the guy, the rent is too high guy also.
Yeah, but this guy, but I like Manning.
Just a little bit of this.
God-fearing Jesus-loving Americans are going to stand up and say, we're not going to take it no more.
No, no, I got to take it.
We're just not going to take it.
I love this guy.
And there's going to be riots in the streets.
Uh-huh.
Because at times...
Worse than the riots in South Central Los Angeles after they acquitted the cops that beat up Rodney King.
You think that...
And that was black people riots.
Just let him get into it.
You haven't seen anything.
And I'm not advocating killing and murder and stealing and robbing.
That's not what I'm advocating.
I'm just telling you what people are going to do.
People are sick of this.
People are tired of the long-legged mac daddy.
That's it.
People are tired of the long-legged mac daddy, John.
That's the whole thing.
I should play this as an end-of-show clip.
You should.
The guy is so great.
I can listen to that guy for hours.
He's good.
He says, you white people ain't going to take it.
They're tired of being pushed around.
Tired of being pushed around.
Now, amongst all of this, there is, of course, always some fun stuff.
Certainly on the local news, who, as we've just pointed out, they don't really know what to do with this because they haven't been giving their marching orders.
Here is from, I think this is Seattle, Occupy Seattle, and a nice prompter fail.
Always good for some hilarity on the show.
Protests spread to other countries, signs of a global movement.
They call it the Global Day of Action for the Occupy movement.
And here in Seattle, nearly a thousand people have converged onto Westlake Park and downtown Seattle.
King 5's Tanya Mosley is live at the park where protesters are set to pinch tits, pitch tents for the nighttime.
I mean, what was he thinking?
Well, did you see the clip?
The clip floating around YouTube of the women with the topless women protesting in New York?
It must be.
He's like pinched tits.
No, there was a bunch.
I should have sent you this thing as I was going to and I just didn't do it.
There's a great clip on YouTube.
I haven't seen that one.
And it's a bunch of women.
A couple of them are actually quite attractive, but they've got no tops.
Yeah.
Well, perfect.
And they're screaming and yelling, and they're shaking their fist, and they're talking about occupy this and occupy that.
It's just so funny that this guy is such a drone.
He's standing there like, uh, is it my turn to read?
I want to pinch it.
Because the girl next to him was kind of cute, actually.
I want to hear it again.
I mean, how do you mess that one up?
Pinch tits.
That's excellent.
So thank you very much, Occupiers, for providing us with that.
There was another good one.
I've been to Occupy LA, and I think we've described quite accurately what's going on there.
There's good stuff.
I see people with End the Fed.
I see more, by the way, of the Don't Drone Me stuff.
That's happening more and more.
That's good.
I see lots of Ron Paul support.
That's good.
There was a former New York Police Department detective on, I think this might have been Cavuto or something on Fox, and he said something which should get everyone's interest in joining the Occupy movement.
Any element now can infiltrate, right?
Well, Neil, I think actually it's a very dangerous pass to the extent that, first of all, they have a federal constitutional right under the First Amendment, but the park is a publicly accessible park.
It's managed by Brookfield Properties, and after 10 o'clock, it becomes a criminal act.
It becomes a trespass.
They have to institute, to stop this, a zero-tolerance policy where if the rule of law is broken, there must be arrests.
But there is no rule of law broken.
I mean, I guess a lot of the folks down there have not bathed.
That would break some hygiene rules for me, but it would not land you in the slammer.
Now, where do you draw the line?
Obviously, the mayor and the police commissioner weighed all of this, said now is not the time to start maybe another Athens or Rome or Lisbon or Madrid.
So, live and let live?
Well, no, actually, two things.
The rule of law has been broken.
I had the displeasure of being down there just earlier today, and I know for a fact that there's drug dealing, there's illegal drinking, there's prostitution.
There's a wide range of...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
What?
I just woke up.
You got my attention.
What?
There's prostitution?
Yeah.
There's quite a bit of prostitution down there.
Let's go, Johnny boy!
There's hookers down there!
What?
Hookers!
They're breaking the law!
There's hookers!
That was probably those girls, those topless girls.
Go to YouTube and people who listen to the show can go to YouTube and look it up.
Topless protesters.
There's hookers!
Who cares?
There's hookers!
Now look, this is of course beautiful.
By the way, hookers in New York?
Really?
Yeah, seriously.
No, it's a beautiful thing what's happening.
I'm very, very pleased with the overall anger that people are displaying.
It's fantastic.
And I really like the Occupy idea.
What a great idea.
Occupy isn't a protest.
It means we're here and we're not going away.
And people aren't going away.
And the best place to be in the world during something like this is the United States of America because we have guns.
And all these other saps are going to get clubbed.
And we've got guns, and I think that does frighten.
By the way, I haven't seen a lot of big Occupy movements in pro-gun states.
Afghanistan.
I don't see it there.
No.
I haven't seen it in Iraq.
No.
They've got lots of guns, too.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
And yeah, there hasn't been any in Texas that I know of, but that doesn't mean there hasn't been any in Texas.
There is an Occupy Dallas, there is an Occupy Austin, but it's relatively small.
It's not really showing up on the radar.
I think people are also kind of happy there.
Happier.
Because they know I'm coming.
Yeah, that's it.
Hey, don't cause a ruckus.
Curry's coming.
It'll be great here.
So, but John, you've been through kind of the fractal of this.
You've seen it happen in the 60s.
It feels very real.
I mean, forget what you're seeing on television.
That's all the hijack.
But the stuff that is, it's real.
Yeah, and the fractal's simple.
It's a progression.
It goes from these, you know, peaceful demonstrations that go on and on and on.
And then finally the authorities get sick of it.
And then they start cracking heads.
And then it starts to get...
Kind of violent, but not real violent.
And then somebody gets killed, or two, or three, or a massacre.
Yeah, but then, of course, it's not an Arab Spring.
Kent State, in the case.
Oh, yeah.
Kent State.
Explain that, because people have to understand what Kent State was.
Kent State was a bunch of protesters.
They were lined up, and then they called the National Guard, and they drew their rifles on the protesters and told them to disperse, and they didn't, and they shot them.
Yeah.
Hey, stop that!
Get out of my way!
Yeah, of course we won't get the same coverage as the Arab Spring.
We won't get Lucifer Clinton coming out and saying people have the right to assemble and they need to overthrow the regime and their evil dictator and their corrupt politicians.
I think tomorrow there is a plan or there's a call for Run on the Bank Day.
Isn't that the idea?
Yeah, there's also a bunch of news stories.
Apparently, the Citibank has been refusing.
In fact, I think the police have been called out for people who come into some Citibank branch.
It's my understanding, who tried to close their account.
You just can't do it.
No, no, no.
You have to read the fine print before you do something like that.
So there was one other piece of news which kind of slipped in, and I saw all kinds of propaganda about it, and I happened to know a little bit about the topic, and I thought my research, because of course whenever you have something as big as Occupy Wall Street and the Occupy movement, there's all kinds of things happening.
Legislation takes place, executive orders are carried out, boots are sent to the ground.
Breaking news tonight.
The United States is now involved in seven conflicts.
President Obama says he's dispatching roughly 100 of our troops to Uganda to battle one of Central Africa's most brutal rebel groups, the Lord's Resistance Army, which has been operating for 20 years in Uganda.
The White House says the first American troops arrived in Uganda Wednesday, but ultimately they will also deploy to South Sudan, the Central African Republic, and the Democratic Republic of Congo as advisors, says the White House.
The Lord's Resistance Army began its attacks in Uganda more than two decades ago.
It's recently been pushing a westward.
Human rights groups say its atrocities have left thousands dead, forced more than 300,000 others from their homes.
So this is...
It's a very interesting story.
As you know, I lived in Uganda for three years.
Not that I remember much of it.
I was very young.
But I've always kind of kept up on Uganda and I've always kind of followed along with things.
And I put in a couple calls to some people who might have known a little bit more about that.
What do you know about this Lord's Revolution Army headed by Joseph Coney, John?
Because I've done some research, and I was quite surprised that what people actually have been told, i.e., the guy, he has the children's army, he kills women, he kills children, he's a horrible murderer, sex crimes with children, all kinds of horrible, horrible stuff.
Is this analogous to what you have been taught about the LRA? No.
Come on, man.
Play along with the game.
Yes, exactly.
This is what the media has told me.
Yes, the media has told you that.
In fact, the AP had a beautiful propaganda piece about why the U.S. is sending troops to finish off a fractured band of bush fighters in the middle of Africa.
Of course, it's political payback for the quiet sacrifices of Ugandan troops in Somalia.
That could be just one of the many reasons.
So if you go into the history of Uganda, which has had pretty much a whole bunch of dickwads running the place, although actually when I lived there, President Obote was running the place, and that's when a lot of the crap started in the late 60s.
And correct me where I go astray, John, because I'm just going from some memory, some information in the book of knowledge.
Obote actually nationalized a lot of the companies there.
And of course, it's a very resource-rich part of Africa.
Certainly then, they had all kinds of great minerals and stuff that we needed.
And Obote said, screw that.
And then the Brits came in and essentially put Idi Amin in place to run the place.
And now we've had this Musavini, who's been the president of Uganda...
And there is only one thing that the mainstream is overlooking in this entire farce of 100 combat troops going to advise the Ugandan troops.
Can I guess?
Yeah, go ahead, guess.
I'll just guess.
Go ahead, guess.
Let me think.
Here's a sentence from The Guardian.
The discovery of vast oil reserves in Uganda has caused excitement across the country.
All aboard!
I'm sorry.
Yeah, do you think it could be the oil that they discovered at the end of 2009?
Actually, they discovered it in 2006, and then they just figured out how big the discovery was in 2009.
It's huge.
It's huge.
Now, so you have to look at Tulo Oil PLC. And this happened literally two days before the president ordered these 100 troops to go advise.
Here's how it goes.
Well, son, I advise you kill that mofo.
Okay, thanks for the advice.
Yeah, I advise you let me pull the trigger.
Okay, thanks for the advice.
The Tulo Oil PLC. Mainly British, although they have sold a part off to Total Fina and the Chinese Oil Development Corporation.
We're accused of bribing the current president and his top three ministers for the oil concessions.
And of course, well, they did a very thorough investigation overseen by...
Who oversaw that investigation?
Who do you think, John?
Who could that be?
I don't know.
That one's probably someone like Hillary Clinton.
Well, you're on a roll today, yes!
Who also oversaw, as the head of state, the elections that got this guy into power.
And now, who has been in Uganda a lot recently?
Who...
Who was there for the signing of the TULO agreement on March 20th?
Who, Adam?
Could that have been Bill Clinton?
Oh, yes indeed!
This is such a scam.
You have the two biggest crooks in America, Bill and Hillary Clinton.
On one hand, Hillary makes sure the shill gets in and protects him with bogus elections, overseeing, just like in Haiti, where they put a singer in, a guy from a group, and then a former Clinton advisor as the prime minister.
And then Bill's on the back end with his global initiative, and I actually have...
All of this is in the show notes, by the way, at 348.NH... 34...
Yeah, 34...
What are we, 347?
348.nashownotes.com.
You can see exactly where the Bill Clinton initiative has been sponsored by Tullo, how he is deeply involved.
Another nice little thing is this British corporation who displaced 20,000 Ugandans for this new tree plantation, some kind of global warming, save the earth thing.
Save the earth, screw the Ugandans?
Yeah, I think that is their actual slogan.
In fact, the New York Times even had a piece on it.
It's called New Forest Company.
They evicted 20,000 new forests in Africa.
Your forest is no good.
Screw that old forest.
Let's get a new one.
20,000 people were pushed out of their own land in Uganda for these new tree plantations.
Homes were burnt down.
Women and children, men, brutalized, murdered.
And, of course, the New York Times says, well, the government and the company said the settlers were illegal and evicted for a good cause to protect the environment and help fight global warming.
So the most murderous people are actually the people in charge.
Surprise, surprise.
So this Joseph Coney, he has been fighting since the day of Idi Amin.
He has been fighting the a-holes who have been taking over his country.
And in 2010, President Obama...
So we had the discovery, then we had the big, oh, it's a bonanza, it's going to be 200,000 barrels per day.
President Obama signed...
1.5 billion barrels a day, potentially.
Oh, really?
200,000.
I thought it was 1.5 million a day?
Billion.
No, total.
Oh, okay, 1.5.
No, 200,000 is nothing.
Per day?
Yeah, no, that's not that high.
Look at the production in Saudi Arabia.
Well, it also depends on the quality of it.
But we agree on one thing.
Yeah, there's oil.
They'll be pumping out as much as they can.
There's oil there.
Yeah, there's oil there.
Maybe I'm wrong.
No, the president signed in...
Here it is.
No, actually, it was 2009.
Here it is.
Let me just read it to you.
The Lord's Army Disarmament and Northern Ugandan Recovery Act of...
Hey, Recovery Act.
Hey, they got a stimulus.
Recovery Act of 2009, Public Law 111172, which was enacted on May 24, 2010.
So Obama...
And we missed this.
But Obama was in on it from the beginning.
There's oil.
Hey, we've got to get rid of this guy because he might go and kill our guy.
He might be chucking some spears and stuff and we can't have that.
So we've got to get rid of him.
And this has been tried by the Clintons.
It has been tried by both Bush administrations.
They've been trying to get rid of this guy and they can't do it.
They had Operation Thunder and Lightning and they can't get the guy.
They cannot, and he has a small group, right?
They say, you know, 20,000, 300,000.
Of course, when you read the official American reports, he's got 10,000 troops and they're killing and maiming and having sex with children!
Which is, it's always the same MO. We're not falling for it anymore.
Well, you know, it's a cry wolf thing.
You hear it once too many.
We're already in too many wars and people don't know what this is really all about, which is grabbing some oil.
I ran into an interesting thing about this, which is since we know the oil was discovered in 2006 and they've been working on, you know, schemes to grab the oil somehow, there's this interesting thing that came up.
You know about this children village?
I just think it's interesting because of the names involved.
It's called Every Children's Village.
It's a Hollywood production.
Let me just read you from the press release.
Every Children's Village will provide safe accommodations for 6,000 orphans, their caregivers, and nurses in Uganda.
It sounds like a shopping mall for Angelina Jolie and Madonna.
And the names involve the different...
I don't know.
It's Children's Village reference number 312 owned by Elton John.
313 Donatella Versace.
And get this one.
317, Wycliffe John.
Uh-huh, there he is.
Our shill is in.
So they have these, the same, you know, Children's Village 3-1-2-1, Bill Clinton.
Children's Village 3-1-2-2, George Lucas.
3-1-2-4, Maria Shriver.
I mean, it's just the usual suspects.
How can we fall for this?
So there, I probably have...
3-1-5-7, Katie Couric.
Uh...
Kathie Lee Gifford?
Warren Buffet?
Wait, Kathie Lee Gifford who had children in sweatshops making their clothing?
Warren Buffet?
I mean, this is a laundry list.
It's hilarious.
And you should read the documentation from the International Crisis Group, which is where a lot of these people just mentioned are members of it.
And in 2009, they came out with a ten-point strategy.
Strategy point number seven.
Deploy a team to the theater of operations to run an intelligence platform that centralizes all operational information from the Ugandan and other armies, as well as UN and civilian networks, and provide analysis to the Ugandans to better target military operations.
Isn't that exactly what we're doing here?
Point seven on the list is advise.
It's exactly what it is.
Following the script from the International Crisis Group.
Which I might point out has George Soros on the board as well as Mohamed ElBaradei, the future president of Egypt.
Let's see what this number eight is.
What's number eight?
Create a regional team with members in both the Congo and South Sudan dedicated to gathering, analyzing, and sharing information on LRA activities and advising how best to protect civilians.
So I guess they're already kind of at number eight.
Now, of course, South Sudan is a problem, because Bashir, who is in South Sudan, who's the president, is supplying all the weapons to this guy, because he knows.
South Sudan knows.
He's like, dude, we've got George Clooney here.
Arm up!
They're coming for us!
It's totally sad.
It saddens me how these Clintons are just ruining, killing people.
They are murderers.
They're total freaking murderers.
Can't believe it.
But think about it.
What a great strategy, huh?
For a husband and wife, she's lesbian, doesn't care about him.
He'll screw anything that moves if his heart will still hold up.
She has the big, powerful weaponry.
She calls out all the wars, and Bill on the back end is collecting the checks right into the Clinton Global Initiative.
What a scam!
That global initiative, wow.
It's a scam, but you have to admire the moxie.
It's so blatant.
But I think it would happen, you know, ever since that MENA, Arkansas thing.
Yeah.
At some point, at some level, when you're in some part of society, you come to the realization that you can get away with anything.
Anything.
Anything.
You're so right.
And it's like they say, you know, who's going to stop us?
Yeah.
Screw that.
But it's kind of cool that the drones won't work on these guys, because, of course, I'm sure they've tried that.
But I guess, you know, these guys are bush fighters.
They've been in the bush for 20 years.
And they make him out to be a religious kook and all kinds of nutty stuff.
The guy is probably a hero in Uganda.
And the people are probably right behind him, which is why he has to be eliminated.
And then for the president, and he sent a letter to the Senate and to Congress...
You know, he says, under the War Powers Resolution, you know, this is important to our national security.
Very important.
Now, how can a guy in the bush be important to our national security that he has to send in troops?
How does that work?
It doesn't.
It's so bogus, it's ludicrous.
And people just go, uh, uh, whatever.
Okay, well, you know, he is the president.
He knows best.
You know, all we need is for our president to say, hey, hey, Joseph Coney!
I have two words for you.
Predator drones.
That's right.
You will never see it coming.
That's right.
You think I'm joking?
Mm-mm.
Except the predator drones won't work there in the bush.
They can't...
They can't actually, I guess, see through the straw.
By the way, John, speaking of such, are you ready?
For some football?
It's a Monday night party?
Yeah, almost!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play Win, Lose, or Drone!
That's right, in the crosshairs, tonight's contestant, who's dumb enough to be the son of last week's loser, Anwar al-Awlaki, and the chief media officer for Al-Qaeda on the Arabian Peninsula, it's time to play Let's Win or Drone!
Yay, everybody!
So I guess they blew up Al-Owaki's son.
And the chief, this is what I love the most.
By the way, I've got something for Thursday's show I think about this being bull crap, but go on.
I think there was another extraction.
Well, this is the news report that I caught that I liked very much about this win-loser drone attack that we have witnessed.
34 minutes after the hour, checking your top stories, the son of U.S.-born militant cleric Anwar al-Awlaki is dead after a series of drone strikes last night in Yemen.
That's according to a security official.
A U.S. drone attack last month killed the elder al-Awlaki, a key leader of al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula.
The Yemeni defense ministry says Friday's attack killed seven other suspected militants, including the group's chief media officer.
That's right, the chief media officer.
The PR woman was killed?
Oh, poor lady.
The chief media officer?
Who are they kidding with this stuff?
It's a huge corporation.
Also, the CTO, I understand, was injured.
Meanwhile, we can't kill our CTO. That's the guy that has to go.
Drone that guy.
But that wasn't the only place the game was played in this past week.
A top Haqqani network leader killed by a U.S. drone strike in northwestern Pakistan, Jamba Zadra, also known as Jaleel, helped plan attacks on U.S. and Afghan troops.
The al-Qaeda-linked Haqqani network, considered the number one threat now in Afghanistan, is believed to be supported by Pakistani intelligence.
I can't keep up with who's number one.
Now it's the Haqqani network.
What happened to al-Shabaab?
That was the Hakati.
I can't even...
Yeah, Al-Shabaab is done.
Oh, Al-Shabaab is out?
Oh, they're out in Hakati or whatever they're called.
I don't know.
It's worse than NASCAR. You can't...
It's going too fast.
I can't keep track of who's in front.
So you watched this news report about the kid being killed.
Yeah.
It's like he was killed and within five minutes they identified him.
Well, how does that work?
Yeah, it's...
When was he a target?
I mean, this whole thing is just so bogus.
I'm sure they're blowing people up left and right with those things.
It gives you something to do, but...
Then they just make up who they killed.
And we had what they call the very first, which of course is also a blatant lie, the very first drone flight in the United States.
Now this was a shadow unmanned aerial vehicle, which took off from Havana, Illinois on Saturday.
Now the shadow drone...
Interestingly enough, there was an article that I found on the same day, actually the day before.
There's a picture of it.
This thing is big.
And the new Shadow, the M2, built by Textron Systems, features a fuselage five times bigger than its predecessor.
And here's the good news.
The bigger fuselage will allow the drone to carry twice as much surveillance equipment internally compared to the Shadow currently in existence, as well as giving commanders a wider range of options on what the drone can be used for, such as Hellfire missiles.
This is great.
Flying in the United States now.
This is so incredibly awesome.
And the mainstream media...
But we are being...
More pamphlets, I guess.
The mainstream media is so on board with this.
They're so conditioning everyone's mind for those poor, simple souls who don't listen to the greatest podcasts in the world, but actually absorb the crap being shoved down their throats.
Listen to this drivel and stop when you're throwing up.
When you think of drones, you think of Hellfire missiles, you think of bad guys far away.
What's drawing up now?
Can't give me that.
It's already bad.
Just play the whole thing.
Saving lives.
Much closer to home with drones.
So soon you may have one in your garage for just a little bit more than most lawnmowers would cost you.
That's a nice drone you have there, son.
That's a nice drone you have there, son.
Oh, your drone.
Chris Lawrence has a story.
Now, let's hear what idiots can make drones.
Unmanned vehicles are flying out of this small San Diego warehouse.
And for under a thousand dollars, you can buy your very own drone.
I need me a very own drone.
We want to make aerial robotics available to everybody.
Owner Chris Anderson is an editor at Wired Magazine.
Jordy Munoz, his whiz kid partner.
I never knew that I was going to have the chance to be able to work for a high tech company or even...
He sounds like more than just his high tech partner.
Screw these guys.
Screw these guys.
The whole thing is so bogus.
But just remember...
I have two words for you.
Predator drone.
That's right.
Predator drone.
And we will shoot one up your butt if you don't participate in the program.
They're coming, people.
Of course, some thoughts on this, but let's get to name our producers.
Let me just finish this up.
There's only one more thing.
I just want to get the drone thing off my chest.
So, as a part of the ongoing struggle for the contract for the drones, which should be announced pretty soon, I guess, in a month or so, Now, all of a sudden, the news comes out that a Predator drone killed a couple of our own guys back in April, and the news comes out now, coincidentally, just to prove that we really, either one of two things, we need a different company running the drones, or we need more money for more drone technology, which, as per...
Leon Panetta will be the one place that there will be no cuts in the budget, no cuts will be accepted in the drone program.
So this is here, and it's here for good, and get used to it, and get used to having to be ducking when shit flies over you, because you are going to be droned.
Win, lose, or drone!
Tune in next time here on the No Agenda Show for another exciting round of Win, Lose, or Draw.
We'll see who's in the crosshairs next of Presidente El Obamada!
You just wanted to play that again.
I love that jingle.
Thank you, sir.
Jeff Smith.
All right.
It's a little long.
All right.
We do have a couple of executive producers and one associate executive producer, beginning with Alexander Cody...
I think it's Kiltika.
Kiltika?
Kiltika.
Maybe.
St.
James, New York, who is in with $1,000 and will receive a knighthood.
He's a recent college graduate.
I am a recent college graduate and fortunate to have a job in New York City.
I've been listening to No Agenda for the past two years.
And apart from the entertainment, and I have to scroll across the top to read this because there's something wrong with this cell.
You and John provide, I appreciate how the show has taught me to question what I'm told.
Yeah.
I truly believe in the donation-based model that you and John have created.
I hope my personal donation can help validate what you're doing.
I'm remiss that I missed a New Jersey meetup on the Hot Pockets 2008 tour, but I hope to meet you both and John, both you and John in person in the future.
Please stay hopeful.
Okay.
It's too easy to have a defeatist attitude.
Absolutely.
So he came in with an instant knighthood.
Yeah.
And will become St.
James of New York.
Wow.
Thank you so much.
I'm humble.
And he's a student.
Let me just get this right.
He was a student?
He was a student, but now he's got a job in New York City.
So our graduate program is working well.
Wiley Harp in Salt Lake City, Utah, 348, member of the 348 Club.
Now I feel bad I got a double treatment after donating only once.
This is the one who we plugged.
This is an interesting meme or a fractal.
We mentioned him accidentally.
On 347, right?
Yeah.
And twice.
And then, anyway.
So he gets in the 3-4-8 club.
It's enough for a third executive producer credit.
There's nothing wrong with an occasional D... And he's the one who pronounces douching with an S to wash away all the commercial and media crap, blah, blah, blah.
So he wants...
We'll just give him another D-dousing then.
You've been D-douched.
Well deserved.
Thank you very much.
He needs a karma call to a couple of his friends who are struggling through life.
I'm saying no to sleeper candidates.
You've got karma.
What do you think the sleeper candidate is, Adam?
The sleeper candidate?
Yeah, is there a sleeper candidate?
You know, somebody that's, you know, they're just sitting there in a...
Well, besides Gabrielle Giffords, who my prediction to run?
Richard Haskins, Stevens City, Virginia, 2020, with no note.
And that will be our associate executive producer for show 348.
We want to thank them and everyone else who donates.
We'll call them out in the middle of the show.
Remember to go to Dvorak.org slash na, channeldvorak.com slash na, noagendashow.com and noagendanation.com and click on the donate button and help us out.
We actually came up quite short this week.
And we would like to pick it up a little bit.
Yeah, I think everyone was way too busy with the hookers at the Occupy movement.
There's also a tax moment.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
There are several PR initiatives that I'd like to mention just briefly.
Noagendaismyagenda.com, which I kind of like.
And the producer sent this also, says this would be great for schwag-like t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.
This is my agenda.com now pointing to no agenda show.com as well as elite worship.com and when in Brussels.com both both pointing proudly to our to our show site along with hilltop watchtower.com which is I can't believe I can't believe I didn't register that one but that's now also pointing to the show and here's an obvious one drone wolf.com.
Hey drone wolf.net and the trifecta drone wolf.org that was an easy one we should have come up with that.
Thanks for listening to the show last week, Rick Haskins, who registered just for us, John, as we will be the first.
Gayambassadors.com.
So we'll have our own website.
TerminatorDrone.com, now pointing to NoAgendaShow.com.
NoAgenda.OccupyWebsite.com.
OccupyNoodles.org.
You know we're going to get sued over that one.
Noodles is going to say, Hey, Mom.
Hey, Mom, we need that.
John and Adam says, Craig in Gitmo Nation Cheese Steak Philly, when my wife and I are on a long drive, I'll sometimes play the latest No Agenda.
She's usually reading or snoozing, but the show is clearly sinking in on some level.
For instance, You've Got Karma has been popping up occasionally in her conversation, and now, when I turn on the podcast, she'll say, Oh, it's the Douchebag Boys!
So, in honor of the show's excellence of calling out the world's douchebags, douchebagboys.com, now pointing to noagendashow.com, occupyoccupy.org.
That's a good one.
I like that.
OccupyOccupy.org.
That's a good one.
Yep.
You might be able to use that for something.
We've got all these.
We've got 500, 600 of these things.
And every once in a while I think we can use that for something.
And of course, you know what's going to happen, right?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Exactly nothing.
Nothing at all.
But if someone comes up with an idea and you want to use the domain name.
Maybe we'll, you know, it's possible.
Yeah, right.
Exactly.
I'd like to do something.
I'm well-intentioned.
Along with WinLoserDrone, for another one of our many multitude of projects, which will go completely unfinished, TheDeathRowShow.com is now ours for the using.
Oh, that's a good one.
The Death Row Show.
Think about it.
I can sell that.
Trump could run it.
Trump could be our showrunner.
He'd do it.
You're fired.
And journalismlicense.co.uk, another thing that will be highly needed.
And I want to thank Gus Raya, who sent me a batch of...
Let me just find him here.
A batch of business cards that he printed up, and it's really, they're fantastically beautiful.
We have Rick Perry is an idiot dot com.
It's a great business card, which I can hand out.
It just has a picture of Rick Perry looking like a mofo, along with what was the other one I had here?
A nice no agenda card, and it says host Adam Curry.
And then an unfortunate accident.
He did a really beautiful one with shutupslave.com.
Unfortunately, that goes to a porn site.
You went through this entire spiel on Thursday's show.
That was after the show, John?
That was after the show.
It was not on the air.
Why are we talking after the show?
Which is why I'm bringing it up now.
Oh, man.
Yeah, that was after the show when Mickey brought the box in, remember?
No, I don't remember that.
All I remember is this is another example of why you don't do pre-interviews or talk about stuff because you think you've talked about it on the show or in this case think you didn't do it.
Anyway, so it should be shutupslaves.com instead of shutupslaves.
Yeah, the other one goes to an S&M site.
Hello.
Anyway, Gus, thank you very much.
I got a box of cards too.
You got the shutupslave as well?
You got the wrong one as well?
I got the same box.
I don't know why you sent me cards with your name on them, but whatever.
Hey, thanks to our executive producer, I should say, Alexander Cody Kiltika, I believe, soon to be Sir James of New York.
Wiley Harp as another executive producer.
And is Richard Haskins will be associate or full-on exec?
He's an associate.
Associate executive producer with $220.40.
We highly appreciate that.
Thanks to all of our PR initiatives out there.
And, of course, if you have anything you'd like to do, well, this costs no money.
Propagate the formula.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
New.
World. Order.
Put it on your new business card.
Shut up, slaves.
So, uh...
So, not being one that wants to promote your predictions and memes.
No.
I couldn't resist this one because this was just like right up your alley.
And actually still refers to the drone situation we talked about at the beginning of the show.
But play ATC screw-ups and tell me what I'm thinking about here.
A new report finds there have been more and more air traffic control mistakes lately, leading to some close calls.
Mary Snow explains why we're seeing a spike in incidents.
It is this kind of close call on JFK's runway in June that's on the radar of a government watchdog reporting an increase in mishaps.
A Lufthansa jet about to take off was forced to come to an abrupt halt to avoid colliding with another plane approaching the runway.
Cancel takeoff plans.
Lufthansa 411 Heavy is rejecting takeoff.
All traffic is stopped right now.
There were no injuries, but while congressional overseers point out that U.S. airspace is among the safest in the world, they report a steep increase in air safety incidents.
The Government Accountability Office says the rate of errors by air traffic controllers has more than doubled in the last three years when it comes to airborne incidents.
It counts five in the second quarter of 2008 compared to 14 of the same time period this year.
The head of the National Air Traffic Controllers Association says the increase is due to a new reporting system in which controllers aren't punished for reporting errors.
On the board, trains good, planes bad.
I don't think it was about that.
It was about the idea of changing the system.
No, no, I know.
Here's the interesting little gotcha that people should always look for, which is, and JC actually saw this and said, they showed two figures.
They showed 2008 with five incidents and 2011 with the 14.
They don't show us 2007, 2009, 2010.
They don't show us any other numbers.
And he says it's obvious that 2008 was an anomaly.
Yeah.
And they left it out.
The real low number for whatever reason.
Yeah.
And then they also said that they've changed the reporting methodology.
So you can't change the reporting methodology and then start throwing numbers out.
Yeah.
And then say, oh, it's so horrible.
But it is all a part of the next gen aviation system.
We've had congressional hearings going on at the very same time.
That's when all of the PR companies receive their money and everything gears up.
And this is indeed about changing the air traffic control system to the next generation, which will eventually lead to unmanned aircraft that you fly in.
Because, of course, pilots are stupid.
It's so dangerous.
They can't, you know, machines, they win at Jeopardy.
It's much smarter than a guy.
Where I clearly heard, I heard something beautiful in that report.
I hear a pilot going, I'm aborting my takeoff.
It's not safe.
And when the machines screw up, you know, like when your windows crashes...
You know, when stuff goes wrong or when, I don't know, the highest technology available for any country in the world somehow allows for a plane to fly into the Pentagon.
You know, those kind of screw-ups, that's when you're going to die without the pilot.
So here's the thing.
I was actually discussing this at the abode here.
So they will have robotic planes, like they have the air train subway.
It's not a subway, but it's an elevated train that goes from JFK to Jamaica Station, which is a long haul.
Mm-hmm.
engineer on board.
And these sorts of things, this will happen.
So they're going to, let's say they're going to build, first they'll build a plane, probably mid-sized jet.
And then they're going to try to get people to fly on it.
And of course, no seasoned traveler is going to get on one of these things, right?
So it's going to be something like this.
I was thinking about it.
At what point, it's like, you know, well, I'm not a hooker.
Oh, I'll take that.
Well, that's good money.
I'll take that.
At what point do you say, well, round trip to Paris, $50.
How about it?
Come on.
None of these have crashed.
Would you take that?
How about $25?
How about if we give you $100 to fly on this thing?
I'm there.
I'm there, brother.
I mean, yeah, for $50, I'd probably go to Paris.
I'm flying, sure.
They're going to be conscientious for the first few years of these things before they start falling out of the sky.
Yeah.
But again, it's pathetic.
And as predicted, did I not say?
You can just cross this out of the book.
As far as I'm concerned, prediction has been proven.
Is that we're just going to get more and more of these propaganda pieces telling you how pilots are useless.
They're no good.
Well, in this case, it was air traffic controllers are useless too.
Well, same difference.
But yeah, they were kind of implying that the air traffic controllers can't keep a handle on these incompetent pilots.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
I watched a lot of C-SPAN. I was trying to stay away from the mainstream as much as possible.
I noticed every clip you had at the beginning of the show was from Fox, this network you never watch.
I don't.
This is the No Agenda News Network, noagendanewsnetwork.com.
That's where I get a lot of great stuff from our producers.
I watched some C-SPAN. Lucifer was out there talking about 21st century statehood.
You know, that's her big thing, statehood.
Which I guess is threaten to kill brown people and then send Bill to go collect a check.
Something like that.
I think that's how statehood works.
And she came out with a zinger out of, like a double whammy out of left field that was a total non-sequitur.
In her speech, which was very boring, like an hour and a half of boring clippity-clop Lucifer Clinton, I've got to sit through it anyway.
Listen to this and tell me what this means.
It's not just about somebody else.
It's about all of us to keep tearing down these walls that prevent business and...
Individuals from seeking their own full potential.
But it's not just enough for us to defend against bad behavior and barriers that block people and companies from global competition.
We have to get better at playing offense.
Every year the population of the world's cities grows by 65 million people.
That's the equivalent of seven Chicagos.
The idea of a New world order with seven Mayor Rahm Emanuel's should be enough to get all of us moving.
What?
What?
So she says...
That was pretty insulting.
That's what I mean.
The idea of seven...
A new world order, which she said, she just threw it out there.
A new world order with seven Rahm Emanuel's is enough to give us all pause for thought or something like that.
That was huge.
My head went...
What?
World cities grows by 65 million people.
That's the equivalent of seven Chicagos.
The idea of a new world order with seven Mayor Rahm Emanuel should be enough to get all of us moving.
I'm speechless.
That's a good one.
I'm just speechless.
I don't know what it means.
I don't know if it's telegraphing something.
It certainly is establishing that she wants a new world order.
She just doesn't want Rahm Emanuel running it.
Well, okay.
All right.
I'm down with that.
Meanwhile, the big event right across the hill here last night, John.
The big event.
A drone attack?
No, the Clinton Global Initiative at the Hollywood Bowl.
Oh yeah, that was a big event.
It was a big event.
Fireworks at the end, which we saw going off right over the hill there.
And of course, Bono was there.
Oh!
Yeah, really.
What a shocker.
This is a part celebration for Bill Clinton's 65th birthday.
And to complete the Illuminati...
Now, I've just got to go back to it again.
Bill Clinton and Lucifer Clinton are the New World Order.
They are evil.
And how do we...
So Bono's kind of played out, right?
Everyone thinks he's a douchebag.
The Irish hate him because he doesn't even pay taxes in his own country.
He's sheltered all his money in the Netherlands where they have no to low royalties on...
tax on royalties.
So he's a douche.
And he's a douche.
He's always been a douchebag.
So who do we need to engage to mind control the children?
It's your favorite.
Lady Gaga.
Oh, Lady Gaga.
So Lady Gaga performed, and I have a minute here of her singing to, as she says, Billory.
Oh, she didn't sing Happy Birthday, Mr.
President?
No.
Drunk?
No, it was kind of worse.
Kind of worse.
You'd do anything again to go out in Arkansas.
This time I'm not leaving without you.
So, Hillary or Bill, sit back down where you belong, in the Oval Office with your high heels on.
Sit down where you belong in the Oval Office with your high heels on.
And Bill's going like, I don't have to.
They don't have me my size.
Sit back down on the couch where we're Watched you charm the whole world And the country So Lady Gaga has her head so far up Hillary's ass You can barely see it anymore.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Wow is right.
Is that on TV or something?
Nah, there's a little newsreel.
It's on the Clinton Global Initiative site.
It's such a beautiful concert.
Just amazing.
I'm sure.
Yeah.
What did it cost to go to it?
How come it didn't go?
I think it was $50,000.
But then if I paid the $50,000, I could have gone to the soundcheck, which would have been quite awesome.
Yeah.
Right.
Two.
Check.
One.
Two.
Lady Gaga, man.
Can you believe that?
And she just mind controls all these kids.
Yeah, she does.
The new Bono.
Lady Gaga.
Who would have thought the new Bono?
Soon she'll have a Broadway play that will suck.
Seems to be pretty much the way it goes.
It's a theme.
I was watching CNN, by the way.
I don't know what the point of this was.
I was actually kind of flabbergasted because it didn't show up once.
You know, they have a crawler, right?
Yeah, I always read those.
I turn off the sound sometimes so I don't get distracted.
I love that.
Yeah, the crawler.
So the crawler's got, you know, this guy's dead, and this guy, and Larry Hagman's got cancer, and it's got one news story after that.
And then this one showed up, and then it showed up again, and then it showed up again, and the different shows.
And I'm saying who, I mean, this woman has got to have one of the best PR people in the world.
Why would this even be on the crawler?
Taylor Swift donates 6,000 books to library.
Wow.
We've got breaking news right now, John.
What's this with Taylor Swift I hear?
Tell me what's going on.
She's donated 6,000 copies of Harry Potter to the library.
Wow, that's fantastic.
Why is this even anywhere near the news stream?
It must be a part of the programming.
It must be...
Because, of course, what I believe is that when you're watching the television, your brain is absorbing that information, right?
It has to be.
Even though you're not consciously reading it, if you're watching it, that is going by...
Yeah, you're probably better off reading it.
But you are, yeah, I think that is, you should be reading it because it's coming in.
Probably that's to soften up your brain.
Do you know what came right after it?
Because that, of course, is the message.
So here's something like, ah, good old Taylor.
And then when you're all in a good and loving mood, then, of course, they inject something into you.
But you don't know what came after it, do you?
No, no.
I was just too dumbfounded by that.
Well, you're lucky.
You didn't get mind control.
I didn't know she could read.
Hey, everybody!
Meanwhile, over in the United States of Europe, finally, the parliamentarium opened up.
This is just such a slap in the face to Europeans everywhere.
The Parliamentarium is this 21 million euro project, which is a multimedia expo of the European Union and Parliament and how great it is.
And they have a promotional video, which I do encourage you to see it, although the audio is quite funny.
And they actually have these, you know, it consists of all these different rooms and you walk through and then there's like a, you get like a mobile...
Like a nightstand that rolls around.
You can roll around and there's a monitor and it has buttons and stuff you can push.
And they've put together this shill video of these idiots who love this so they can worship their elites in the parliament because they are, of course, really helping them with Europe and saving them.
The opening ceremony and minutes later, the first visitors arrive at the parliamentarium.
Every single visitor is handed an audio guide in one of the EU's 23 official languages.
Inside, people learn more about the EU's institutions and history and famous Europeans.
What do you see therein?
Victor Hugo, the description of Victor Hugo.
I'm traveling to Parma.
This is a mobile video screen with information about Europe tailored to the expectations of school children.
I believe this is what they need because it's so diverse.
They can take their time with the subjects that interest them.
They want to know more about.
The objective is to give them the freedom to learn.
This is actually quite scary.
You have to see the video.
It's like you're in Nazi Germany and you're surrounded by 360 video screens with Schultz screaming in German.
Just close your eyes and imagine yourself in a darkened room And they're trying to do like an immersive experience where you're sitting inside the European Parliament, Starfleet Command, and you see these screens flashing and Schultz is yelling in German.
Just close your eyes and imagine it for a second.
a parliamentarian, a copy of the European Parliament that gives you the feeling you're actually there.
It's so modern, you can press all the buttons, and it is expensive equipment.
It's informative, but it is also fun.
Fun.
Fun.
Chantity speaker Isabelle Durand expects a lot of visitors.
Yes.
Half a million visitors a year.
That's the expectation.
Losers.
Oh, and of course they've got to slip in a little Nigel Farage just to make fun of him.
Please don't think that everybody here thinks the European Union, as it's currently constructed, is a good thing.
The EU's parliamentarium in Brussels is open seven days a week.
Who said Europe doesn't work hard?
Are they just kidding?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think they meant it.
Sounds like that creepy game.
I forget what the name of it was.
It's Half-Life 3-2 or something.
One of these games where you're in this kind of a weird environment that's just dysfunctional.
That's pretty much it, but you have to see the video for that.
Did you hear the Schultz thing?
It's like...
I'm going to go see this thing.
I'm going to be one of the suckers.
I'll pay to see that.
Oh, I don't know if it's free.
I guess you have to pay, right?
I guess you have to get in.
Well, maybe it's free.
It should be free with all the money they've got.
Wow, man.
It's like the people are walking from Spain, the indignati are walking from Spain to Brussels to protest these people, and meanwhile they're all cutting ribbons and hooting it up.
Like, yeah, we got our parliamentary.
You can press buttons, and it's fun.
It's fun.
It's fun.
You know what?
It was fun.
And I don't know why.
There was this big celebration, and we've talked about this a couple times in the shows, which is the only reason I really clipped it.
About Anita Hill who testified against Clarence Thomas during his Senate confirmation hearings 20 years ago, it turns out, that now was.
This is interesting because I have an interesting clip about this, but go on.
Why don't you set it up?
Because I have, of course, the only clips that matter.
What do you have?
I have the, well, I've got a couple of things, but let me just play the clip.
This doesn't even mention her, but I couldn't resist taking this clip of the woman who's the head of Hunter College because they had a big shindig around Anita Hill.
Right.
And then I kind of looked into some of the other aspects of it because there's a New York Times story a couple days earlier.
But I took some solace with this Fish Without a Bicycle clip because apparently the head of Hunter College, which seems to me to just be a school of lesbians, which featured Anita Hill, this woman, she gave this anecdote about her daughter and apparently her daughter's got a clue.
Your fabulous record is that you don't have a Hunter degree.
Yeah, I saw that.
I am happy to say that Gloria does because we gave her an honorary degree in 2006, so Leti, watch out.
So to Leti, to Kathleen Peralta, to our own Faye Rosenfeld, thank you for this extraordinary, extraordinary conference.
As a college president, I know that many young women, including my own daughter, Sadly, do not fully appreciate the importance of Anita Hill, Letty, and Gloria, or how they changed the world.
And I know when I brought Gloria here, I was so excited, and I said to my daughter, this is the woman who came up with the line that a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
And she said, Mom, really?
Um...
Yeah, you know, I saw all of that because the reason why they replayed Anita Hill's testimony was because of this celebration, which I presume the idea was a celebration of women speaking out against sexual harassment.
But as a man watching that hours and hours of that crap, I was pretty insulted.
Oh, it's totally insulting.
In fact, that fish without a bicycle thing is incredibly sexist and major insulting.
Yeah.
And the fact that they keep harping on it as though, and of course the daughter obviously thought, what does that even mean?
It's stupid.
Yeah.
Which is what a normal kid would think.
Yeah, which is what the kid said.
Mom, don't be a douchebag.
It's an old douchebag thing.
But anyway, so did you get any clips from Anita Hill?
I wish I had after I discovered a couple of little interesting facts.
Well, yeah, so they replayed the testimony from 20 years ago, and I did not realize it was actually Joe Biden, Joe O. Biden, who was pushing her.
And it's really funny to watch it.
Links in the show notes to the C-SPAN archives at 348.nashownotes.com.
He's actually pushing it by saying, so what did he say exactly?
Could you, like, be really precise?
Yeah.
He's really like, I'm so sorry I have to put you through this horrible ordeal.
So just to set the stage, for those of you who are too young to remember, Clarence Thomas was to be, and he eventually was confirmed, to be a Supreme Court judge with the highest court in the land of the United States of Gitmo Nation.
And Anita Hill was asked.
She did not offer it.
She was asked to testify against him for sexual harassment in the workplace.
And Joe Biden comes up with a...
Come on, tell me, what did he say exactly?
...in his office at the EEOC. And what was that incident again?
The incident with regard to the Coke can that's spelled out in my statement.
Once again, for me, please.
Please, please, tell me.
Incident involved...
He's going to his desk, getting up from a work table, going to his desk, looking at this can and saying, who put pubic hair on my Coke?
Was anyone else in his office at the time?
No.
And it's funny to me in hindsight.
I think the funniest one, of course, was what we've talked about on the show.
And again, Joe Biden pulling it out of her.
In his office, period.
There is, I recall, at least one instance in his office at the EEOC where he discussed some pornographic material, or he brought up the substance or the content of pornographic material.
That would have been enough, right?
You don't need more.
The good one's yet to come.
Yeah, but that's not good enough for Joe Biden.
No, no.
Because, you know, we have to get to the bottom of this, Ms.
Hill.
He needs to take notes on what to watch.
He's looking for viewing tips, and here it comes.
Again, it's difficult, but for the record, what substance did he bring up in this instance at EEOC in his office?
What was the content of what he said?
Like, can you tell me exactly what video I have to watch?
This was a reference to an individual who had a very large penis.
Yay!
And he used the name that he had been referred to in the pornographic material.
Do you recall what it was?
I wish we had a show 20 years ago.
He's like, do you recall what it was?
Hold on a second.
You must have played the Charlie Rose clip.
No, no, no.
I'm too into this.
Hold on a second.
I got to shove her my pencil to write it down.
Yes, I do.
The name that was referred to was Long Dong Silver.
Were you working on any matter in that context?
Were you working on any matter in that context?
Like silver exchanges, long dongs, ding dongs, hill dongs?
Were called into the office.
Do you remember what the circumstance of you being in an office on that occasion?
Anyway.
So this idiot...
We could have been doing this show for a long time.
Yeah.
Forever.
Forever.
So when I came away from the Hunter College thing and then the...
I think Anita Hill all along has been mischaracterized by both the left and the right, for that matter, mainly because of a piece I ran into in the New York Times, a long, long article trying to slam Michelle Obachman for being a fundamentalist nutcase.
Michelle Obachman?
Michelle Bachman.
Bachman went to Oral Roberts University, so they did this huge spread on her.
This thing went on for pages, and it was like they had a picture of the giant praying hands in front of the university.
And everybody – and this university has been discussed in the past.
It was somewhat scandalous probably within the last couple of years because some kids resisted signing.
You have to sign like agreements that you're not going to have sex and you're going to dress a certain way.
You have to do this.
It's an extremely, extremely conservative school.
And so Bachman went there to law school when they first opened their law school, which they eventually shut down.
And let me just read this graph.
This is deep in the article.
In 1982, Mrs.
Bachman gave birth to her son Lucas, the first of her five biological children, blah, blah, blah.
By the time she moved back to Tulsa to re-enroll in the 84-85 academic year, a new professor had joined the faculty, Anita Hill.
Hmm.
Now, if you start looking into it, and she was there until they closed the law school.
Anita Hill was, and I've known people that have gone to this school, they're not only extremely conservative, and Judge Thomas himself thought she was a phony because she had joined the Reagan administration claiming she was a Christian nut.
And in fact she was a Pentecostal, extremely religious person and the reason she reacted to Thomas in the EEOC was because she was deeply offended from a religious perspective, not from a woman's perspective.
And so the left and the Hunter College people, they bring her in as some sort of a lefty.
She is an extreme right-wing conservative religious woman.
But she's glad to play the game because she can sell books and she can have a good time and all these women adore her.
But she never brings it out that she's like the whole rationale.
And we had one of these people at Mevio who came in, this gorgeous woman, and she refused to do anything that was remotely sexually suggestive.
This is the good-looking woman that Nemkov hated.
And they fired her for some reason because she wouldn't be...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Who was that?
It's Brittany.
She was not going along with anything.
With the program.
Right.
With the program.
Because that's because she was raised that way and she had strong moral principles as Anita Hill did.
And so Anita Hill was not offended from some woman's perspective.
She was offended from her religious background perspective, and this has never been brought out.
And in fact, if you read this article, the Times apparently tried to get a hold of her for some comment about her years at Oral Roberts as a professor, and she refused to comment.
Again, you know, let the women believe what they want.
You know, there's a new book out about MTV that I contributed to.
You did?
Yeah.
Yeah, that guy came...
He was pretty nice, actually.
He came out to the house, I don't know, almost about a year ago.
Interviewed me for like four hours, and I just gave as much dirt as I could.
Oh, yeah.
And I haven't...
Well, I'm timing my...
The release of my outtakes on YouTube with this.
Um...
And apparently, I don't know what...
You're going to put the no agenda crawler on the outtakes?
Yeah, of course.
They'll be up there for all of three minutes.
But in there, I don't know if they put in the Michael Jackson crap and all that stuff we had to do.
I have no idea because I still haven't received my copy.
But Steve Leeds, who hired me, who now works at SiriusXM, he called me and he said, hey man, did you read that thing?
And I said, well, it's about how I had to fire Carolyn Heldman because she wouldn't shave her legs.
So I remember that.
I do remember saying it, actually, because that was true.
Remember Carolyn Heldman?
She was kind of the girl from Colorado...
I never watched MTV. She's cute, long blonde hair, kind of girl next door type.
And she kept wearing shorts, which was cute, but she had hairy legs.
And she refused to shave them and they fired her for it.
Huh.
Yeah.
It's a mean world out there.
Yeah, it's a horribly mean world.
But anyway, so Anita Hill is just, you know, we were missing the whole point with her.
Yeah.
But I just thought it was cool that we could get the clips, and I had no idea that Joe Biden was such a horned dog.
I forgot that it was Joe Biden, but now that you mention it, I can still see him, because I watched those heroes.
I watched them, too.
And he was like, you know, leaning over and he was like the famous phony Joe, you know, trying to screw over the Reagan administration.
What exactly was, come on, you can tell, what exactly was the title of it?
And I'm sure that Thomas was an office douchebag.
Those guys are everywhere.
Don't think Joe Biden's not a douchebag.
Oh yeah, he must be really bad.
Top of the list.
Speaking of which, or should I say douche baguettes?
That might be better.
We have a new douche baguette in the State Department.
And she, her name is...
Hold on a second.
I think it's Wendy...
Let me just find her here for a second.
I think it's Wendy Sherman...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Why am I not finding this?
It should be under techno experts.
Crap.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It's important that I set this up right.
Because this was also on C-SPAN. Here it is.
Wendy Sherman.
She's undersecretary of state.
And she fits the bill completely, you know, with kind of the Christine Lagarde hair.
She switches the glasses, puts the pinchers on her nose.
Exactly.
From the Book of Knowledge, from April 96, 97, she was president and CEO of Fannie Mae, Nice to know.
She was part of that scam, so she fits right in.
She then returned to the State Department as Madeleine Albright's counselor with the rank of ambassador appointed by President Bill Clinton and confirmed by the United States Senate.
She advised the United States Secretary of State Madeleine Albright on major issues of foreign policy, provided guidance to the department, and undertook special assignments.
Vice Chair of the Albright Stonebridge Group, which of course is, you know, when you leave then you get to make millions of dollars with bogus contracts.
And she also advised Hillary Clinton during the 2008 presidential campaign and has served with Thomas Danilion as an agency review lead for the State Department in the Obama presidential transition.
So she's been around for a while, and now, of course, she's the Undersecretary of State.
And she was being grilled pretty good, actually.
And I believe her job is to work with the techno experts.
And this, of course, coming from the most transparent agency, most transparent administration in the history of the United States, And here's a few questions about her work involving with techno experts.
And it has to do with whether or not the people in Iran have access to Google +, Flash, The people in Iran are like, I don't want Google Plus.
It sucks.
It's freaking lame.
Google Plus, he said that?
Yeah, and Flash.
Do they have access to Flash?
Whatever that means.
Flash?
Here, use the word Flash.
Do you think his assistants are just putting stuff in front of him so they make a fool out of him?
Yeah, he's got Flash.
If I say Google +, why not Facebook and Twitter?
Yeah, well that's that plug.
You have Google +, and Flash?
And Flash is not a program that you run.
It's Flash!
Do you have Flash, John?
It's a revolutionary new tool, this Flash thing.
It's like tubes.
Have access to Google +, and Flash...
No!
We use HTML5 in our revolution, dammit!
And other websites.
Because we want to have brave activists have that ability to obtain that information, to get a hold of the tools that they need.
But are there impediments to them accessing these sites?
And are there any impediments on our end?
Alright, so this is getting interesting.
Alright, talk about what you got going on, girl Wendy Sherman.
Thank you very much for that very important question.
We do in fact have programs in place that do training and offer technologies that might help the people of Iran escape the repression and the lack of access to exactly the internet and the programs that you suggest.
Like Google Plus and Flash!
I unfortunately need to say, Congressman, that I'd be glad to discuss this further in another setting because given the repressive nature of the Iranian regime, further discussion in this setting would put people at risk.
Oh, yeah, like the guys who make flash.
We can't talk about the guys who make flash.
Well, then let's dig a little deeper, shall we, about tools.
Similarly, I would say we need a budget that allows us to do the kind of programming that Congressman Royce raised.
Oh, we need more money for techno-experts for tools.
Around how we, in fact, help get internet tools to people in repressive societies.
So that's our answer, is more internet tools?
No, I'm saying that.
I mean, with all due respect, with all due respect.
That is a tool that...
Excuse me, please.
I'm sorry, sir.
With all due respect.
Shut up.
I'm not sure with those comments that I've got a lot of confidence that the threat is being taken seriously enough.
What?
He thinks he wants to bomb Iran.
But here comes the kicker.
So at this point, I'm like, wow, this is pretty interesting.
I go over to Randy Corbin's site, at Andy Carvin, the NPR shill.
And he's retweeted change in Libya.
Who says, he retweeted this, Wimax seems to be pretty good today in Tripoli.
Dude, you don't even have Wimax in Silicon Valley.
And they got Wimax in Tripoli?
That's odd.
No, it's not odd.
It's the State Department giving stuff.
Yeah, no, I know, but it's odd that they...
And why would you retweet that?
Because he's like, cool, it's working.
They have WiMAX in Portland.
Yeah, but, I mean, Tripoli?
Really?
So, okay, to wind it up with Wendy Sherman, this is really interesting.
Um, we've often spoken about, uh, what's the Chinese router company that you keep harping about?
Yeah, those guys.
Those guys.
We, who?
We, he?
Yeah, who, who, who?
Who, who?
So, uh, well, listen to this and then draw your own conclusion.
Now, let me turn to, uh, another issue.
Uh, under SASADA, we, uh, I directed the State Department.
SASADA, by the way, is what a lot of this is about.
These are the sanctions that have been put on countries like Iran that you cannot do business with them and you can't do financial transactions and you can't ship stuff, etc.
So that's SASADA. And now you can't get rugs out of Iran.
Yes, you can't get a rug.
But apparently the State Department doesn't care about SASADA when it comes to their techno-experts.
To prevent, to sanction those firms that give Iran the technology to suppress the Internet.
And there is a Chinese company that we have great concerns, is just about to do that, recently having sold Iran internet monitoring equipment.
The State Department, consistent with its policy under the Iran Sanctions Act, has a policy of just ignoring the law and has refused to identify any item of equipment that would trigger this provision of SASADA. I know it's taking you 450 days to deal with the court decision, and this is less time than that.
Any chance that the State Department will, since this committee passed, at least at the committee level, a provision directing you to do so, identify those items of equipment that are sanctionable under SASADA dealing with Internet suppression?
So this is where the senator makes a big mistake, thinking that Hillary Clinton believes she has to follow the law.
She is above.
In fact, she is the law, and her shill will explain that.
Congressman, we certainly want to follow through on the law as it has been executed by you all and signed by the President, and I will come back to you with further information on that.
Any chance you'll get it done within 450 days?
I understand your concern.
Any chance you'll get it done during the current administration?
I understand, sir.
Given the fact that Iran is engaged in an active war against the United States, you would think that the State Department could act a little bit more quickly.
Finally, is there any...
Yeah, finally.
So the reason why is because they're using it on our own people.
Internet monitoring equipment, of course.
They're not going to stop that.
They want it here.
Sam knows.
I guess they're talking about Huawei.
Huawei, yeah.
I can't imagine any other one.
No, they're the big boys.
Yeah.
And they're the most corrupt, not in a real way, but in a fact that they cheat.
Shouldn't Hillary Clinton be called to account for that?
For, you know, just...
Congress is ballless.
That's why they have such a...
The public's opinion of Congress is lower than 20% or so.
It's just because they do not use their powers.
It's almost like the Roman Senate during the fall of the Roman Empire.
They're useless.
Yeah.
It is quite useless.
Sad.
It's very sad.
But no, Hillary can do what she wants.
And, you know, get our hair done in Paris, float around.
Float around?
Wink, wink.
Wink, wink.
Jill, Jill, let's go get our hair done.
It's beautiful.
Hey, I didn't, did I miss a Dvorak Horwitz Unplugged?
No, we didn't do it this week.
Oh, wow.
It really breaks up my week.
I have a stand-in, though.
You have a what?
A stand-in.
What do you mean a stand-in?
Hi, I'm Adam Curry.
No, you're not.
You're a stand-in.
I am Adam Curry.
No, I've got to substitute.
When you can't get your Dvorak Horowitz Unplugged, which is a great podcast if you want to know about the state of financial stuff, And if you want to make tons of dough following John's tips, here's two guys who, in two minutes, do material as good as your entire show.
Hey, Roger, your special subject tonight is the economies of the European community.
Your time starts now.
Best of luck.
Thank you.
How much does Greece owe, Roger?
$367 billion.
Correct.
And who do they owe it to?
Mostly to the other European economies.
Correct.
How much does Ireland owe?
865 billion.
Correct.
And who do they owe it to?
Other European economies, mostly.
Correct.
How much does Spain and Italy owe?
One trillion dollars each.
Correct.
Who to?
Mainly France, Britain and Germany.
Correct.
And how are Germany, France and Britain going, Roger?
Well they're struggling a bit, aren't they?
Correct.
Why?
Because they've lent all these vast amounts of money to other European economies that can't possibly pay them back.
Correct.
So what are they going to do?
They're going to have to bail them out.
Correct.
Where are they getting the money to do that, Roger?
That's a good question.
I don't know the answer to that one.
How much does Portugal owe?
Hang on a minute.
What was the answer to that earlier question?
Just keep answering the questions, Roger.
Where is Portugal going to get the money it owes to Germany if Germany can't get back the money that it lent to Italy?
Just a minute.
What was the answer to the previous question?
The question was...
How can broke economies lend money to other broke economies who haven't got any money because they can't pay back the money the broke economy lent to the other broke economy and shouldn't have lent it to them in the first place because the broke economy can't pay it back?
You're wasting very valuable time, Roger.
How much money does Spain owe to Italy?
$41 billion, but where are they going to get it?
Correct.
What does Italy owe to Spain?
$27 billion, but they haven't got it.
They're broke.
Correct.
How can they pay each other if neither of them has any money?
They're going to get a bailout, aren't they?
Correct.
And where's the money coming from for the bailout?
That's what I'm asking you!
Correct.
Why are people selling the European currency and buying the US dollar?
Because the US economy is so much stronger than the European economy.
Correct.
Why is that, Roger?
Because it's owned by China.
Correct.
And very well done.
And after that round, you've lost a million dollars.
I love that bit.
Yeah, yeah.
That bit's been around.
Okay.
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Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
Ha, ha.
In the morning.
Not absolutely sure that depressing comedic clip is the perfect lead-in.
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Don't read this part on the air?
Yeah.
Yeah, he did.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Grand Blancs.
As in Boudin Blanc.
Sausage.
Sauvignon Blanc.
Grand Blanc, Michigan.
Christopher Gray, $111.
And that came across the transom.
Apparently the 209 number that we just gave out is a multi-level marketing type spam recorded voice announcement.
Is that right?
Well, that's what the chat room says.
Okay, well then don't call it.
Yeah.
That's no good.
Spam.
Multi-level marketing.
Hello.
Would you like to buy some soap?
Did you know that soap is killing you?
That's right.
All of the bad chemicals in soap are killing you.
They seep through the skin, but our soap is different.
John, tell them why.
It's got new blockage chemicals that keep it from soaking into your skin and body and poisoning yourself.
Do you have to drink a couple of sodas?
You're no good.
No wonder we suck at anything else with begging for money.
Well, we're not pitchmen.
We certainly aren't.
We do need to get more donations, though.
This show came very low.
And I do have to say, though, October 15th is a tax day, and every time we hit one of those, we get nothing.
And also...
Kind of sad how that works, because we have to pay taxes, too.
And then the worst one's coming up, which is Thanksgiving...
Why is that the worst?
Which will cost us two shows.
At Thanksgiving, we never get anybody to either listen or donate.
And then the Sunday following Thanksgiving is also essentially part of that same holiday.
It's a double shot.
A double shot of crap.
Yeah.
So I hope people pay attention to a mailing we're going to do to promote the 11-11-11 day, and that will maybe get us through Thanksgiving.
Yeah, that's going to be a big one, 11-11-11.
You can sign up for the 11-11 at our website.
jvorak.org slash n Of course, if you want to become an Instant 1111 Knight, that'll be great, if you can afford it.
And as the people who normally listen to the show know, we are a program that exists in a completely new format.
We have no copyrights.
You can do anything you want with the show.
You can do anything you want with the name.
You can make money off of it, sell lemonade, send us some of it, and just support the program, because that's all that we do.
And remember, we give you about five hours of content a week or 20-plus hours a month.
And if you compare that to what you get for your two-hour movie visit when you have to pay $20 to go to a movie, I think you should reconsider.
And also, what you pay for parking nowadays is literally, you know, can be $10, $15 in San Francisco.
Easily.
Do you think if we won a podcast award, we'd get more money?
No.
Okay.
Alright.
I'd like to win the podcast award.
We're up for category politics, which is like, really?
With all those vagina drops?
I don't think so.
What category do you think we should be in?
Well, we're also in the people's choice category, which is nice.
Well, that, yeah.
Yeah, that's the one.
I don't know.
We should be in humor.
I think we should be in the humor category.
You think there's a comedy podcast?
Is that what you're thinking?
I don't know if it's a...
I think it's more politics than comedy.
Let's face it, you're just not that funny.
Wow.
Thanks, pal.
Come on.
I'm just kidding.
I kid.
I kid.
I'm trying to find what the categories are.
Podcast award listing.
What is the...
Do they have a podcast...
You'd think it would be podcastawards.com, but...
Oh, yeah.
There it is.
Podcast awards.
People's choice.
Let's see.
You want to see what the competition is?
Yeah.
The Four Player Podcast.
Huh?
Yeah.
Cocktails and Cream Puffs.
What?
ESPN Football Today.
Oh, that doesn't count.
That's a commercial product.
The Feast of Fun.
Huh.
Kid Friday.
What's that?
I don't know.
Manager Tools.
Then there's Us No Agenda.
Then the Disciplined Investor.
That's a slap in the face, by the way.
The Disciplined Investor.
The Majority Report.
And the Smart Passive Income Podcast.
What?
The Smart Passive Income Podcast.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that means.
Yeah, and then there's Best Produced, which we're not in, although I think we should be.
What?
We're not in Best?
This show is overproduced.
Thank you.
I mean, who else has a win-loser drone jingle?
Let's see, Business Podcast, we're not in that.
Nor are you.
Dvorak Horowitz not in that either, which I think is sad.
Comedy.
We're not in comedy.
Who's in comedy?
Blacking it up.
Comedy Bang Bang.
Comedy Forecast.
Drunk Tank.
File Under Horrible.
Fun Employment Radio.
Jim and Them.
The Jersey Jerks Show.
Trailer Pod Boys.
And WTF with Marc Maron, which actually probably should win.
Then we have Education.
Entertainment.
We could have been in the general entertainment category.
I think it's the entertaining category.
Yeah, but we're not.
Food and drink?
Well...
Gaming?
Oh!
GLBT! GLBT! Here's some titles for you.
Babylon Podcast.
Bend Over and Take It.
Cocktails and Cream Puffs.
Comic Book Queers.
The Feast of Fun.
Gay Sunday Brunch.
Homo Ground.
My Pod is My Co-Pilot.
Ramble Redhead and Scream Queens.
My goodness.
We could have easily been in that category.
Anyway.
We're not.
What about politics?
Where's the competition in politics?
Oh, okay.
Best of the Left, Citizen Radio, Electric Politics, Free Talk Live, who I think always win, Legion of News, Majority Report, No Agenda, The Hot Box, The PWA Show, and This Is Hell.
I've not listened to any of them except for Free Talk Live, which I also...
And they all have commercials.
They all have commercials?
I think most of them do, yeah.
We should win just because we don't have commercials.
We refuse to have commercials.
Yeah, there should be a best non-commercial podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's no category for that.
Anyway, unfortunately this year there's no money for prizes, so...
It's gotten that bad?
This will be the year we win now.
That's right.
When there's no statue, that'll be the year that we win.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Thank you so much, everybody.
Thank you.
It's your birthday, birthday.
All right.
Samal says happy birthday to her fiancé, Emmanuel, turns 23 today.
And then as requested, Sir C.G. wants me to do it like this.
So Sir C.G. says happy birthday to his lovely, talented, hot, sexy, just rockin' the body, Hayley Johns.
She celebrates.
Congratulations, baby.
Yeah!
And that's it for all your buddies here at the Noah Jensen Show.
It's your birthday, yeah!
I was expecting you to go down another octave.
That was...
Well, it's hard when the jingle's running.
I could do...
Hey, baby.
Hey, Hayley Johns.
Sir C.G. thinks you're so hot, baby.
Now, could you tell me what the name of the movie was that you were watching?
Ah!
Alright, I think we need to grab some blades.
We have some catching up to do here, John, from Thursday's show.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Alright, Alexander Cody Kiltia, Gary Blatt, Thomas Nussbaum, who gives his knighthood to Victor Gonzalez, so Victor Stepford, and St.
Nicole, who will be sainted today, along with the winner of the Pelsmarkers Challenge, Glenn Riccio.
Ladies and gentlemen, I pronounce the following people, Knights and Danes and Saints.
It is Sir Alexander Cody, Sir Gary Black, Sir Victor Gonzalez, Saint Nicole, and Sir Glenn Riccio, all now welcome at the No Agenda Roundtable, where the Knights are seated.
And of course, your ring will be on the way.
I think we have, have we done the reorder for the new sizes, so we have everything in stock?
No, we're just going to be a while.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, have we ordered them, or it's going to be a while until they come?
It's both.
Okay.
I think it's kind of important.
Yeah, they'll come.
We ran out, except for certain sizes we still have, but they'll do all the sizes we ran out, and we're going to reorder.
All right.
I mean, I produce the podcast, and you take care of the other stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
I'm just asking.
I mean, is the show up every single day?
Yes, I put the show up.
Show notes in order?
Yeah, show notes in order.
Don't worry about it.
I'm just asking about the rings.
That's all.
Sorry.
You're being pesky.
I want to go back to that clip you played from Joe Biden on the last show where he said something completely unintelligible on ABC, Good Morning America.
He said, like, there's adequate proof about the assertions made and assumptions, kind of, that it might be a plot.
Right.
But there was more that he said.
I'm surprised you didn't play more of the clip.
He's literally saying how he's going to rile up the rest of the world so we can go by my reign.
Well, what we're talking about is that...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Attempt to change the behavior is universal, not just with us.
So, the reason I play that is because even CNN, even CNN, I should say, and Fox and MSNB, everyone's like, this is bogus.
Of course, we said it was bogus, too, and it's like, this is so ridiculous.
It's so obviously bogus.
Except for one little outfit that is so on board with the program.
I want you to listen to this clip from our national treasure, NPR, who, by the way, are doing their fundraising drive again.
These guys are so insincere, these jabronis.
Are they doing it up in your neck of the woods, too?
The fundraising?
I haven't looked at the NPR for a while.
They do that constantly.
Yeah, so KPCC is doing their...
And they're like...
They're so insincere.
They're all salaried.
They're all paid.
They're paid for by sponsors.
I'm sorry.
Call it whatever you want.
Advertising the donors.
And they're like, we're not going to be on the air.
You need great stuff.
We'll never hear it anywhere else.
Ugh.
And then they come out with this little expert.
Tell me if you can catch what the expert says about the Iranian terror plot.
Does anything about the story the U.S. government is telling make you wonder or doubt that they have the whole story here yet?
Well, as I said, the only unusual aspect of this is actually having a terrorist operation on American territory.
I don't know what the evidence about this is, but I'm not in a position to doubt it.
I'm not in a position to doubt it.
So just believe whatever you're told.
Because I'm on NPR. I'm not in a position to doubt that.
I can't do that.
Are you kidding me?
That's no good.
They just lie all the time, so why would I doubt this?
The one thing that I do find interesting as an additional twist in the plot is there's different Mexican drug lords and gangs.
And the one that there, and I forgot the name, it's like Vuolo, Zolo, Zelo, Zua.
I'm sorry, I need to do more research.
So it's kind of focusing everyone's attention towards that Mexican gang instead of the Mexican gang that was getting the guns from Fast and Furious.
I thought that was kind of an interesting twist.
Oh yeah.
This whole thing is a distraction, I think, from Fast and Furious to keep Holder in his job and to downplay the eventual testimony he's going to have to give before Congress as they do hearing after hearing.
So boring, but I still watch it.
By the way, did we plug that where people can help us with the donations?
Yeah, we did.
I'm happy to do it again.
The Zetas.
That's what it is.
The Zetas.
I think that's the Zetas.
Means they're on board.
Yeah, of course they're on board.
Gold been discovered in South Carolina.
What?
Yeah, gold.
They discovered gold in South Carolina.
Really?
Yeah, they're reopening the historic Haley Gold Mine near Kershaw, South Carolina.
They expect the first gold bar to pour out in early 2014.
Huh.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Move to South Carolina, I say.
We're going to go panning.
Panning for gold.
There's probably not a lot of gold there.
They would have found it by now.
And I said at the beginning, and this is just another, I mean, you talk about your $18 million website.
The FBI has awarded $524,927 contract to a Virginia company to record as much radio news and talk programming as possible on the Internet.
The FBI says it is not playing big brother by policing the airwaves, which I don't see how they get it for the airwaves, but rather seeking access to what airs as potential evidence.
Somebody sent us a note about this.
As far as I can tell, that means we'll have one more listener.
Well, they donate.
They got that only $500,000.
Come on.
It makes the FBI official boners.
You can't be listening and not participating in the show.
Yeah, where's our FBI donors, not boners?
Well, I know we have a lot of people at the three-letter agencies listening to the show, and a lot of them do donate, but when it gets to be this official...
I mean, that's not okay.
You should be ponying up.
And by the way, how can half a million dollars for essentially iTunes, all these guys are going to do is just subscribe to a whole bunch of podcasts?
How hard is that?
We need that kind of gig.
Yeah.
We could use that money.
Yeah.
That's totally bogus.
So I have kind of a quasi-real news story.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm slow on the draw.
And now, back to Real News.
So there's this show with Kathy Bates that started last year.
They never gave it much of a chance.
They didn't play many episodes.
Oh, it only runs on the Dish Network, I think, isn't it?
It runs on ABC, but they won't put it on the internet.
Oh.
So nobody can catch up with it.
So no one cares.
Harry's Law.
And so they've changed, they're changing the douchebag suits from ABC, or no, I'm sorry, it's NBC, because they're the ones who muck with stuff.
The ABC guys have let it go for a while.
It's NBC, typical.
And so they're mucking with the show, changing the formula, getting rid of the pretty blonde, and they're just basically turning into another David E. Kelly.
That's so wrong!
You can't get rid of the pretty blonde!
They got rid of the pretty blonde!
Fail!
Now there's no pretty blonde.
It's ridiculous.
Why watch?
But David E. Kelly is put up with the suits that came in to ruin his show.
So he's decided, because he figures the show's doomed, so he's going to do his typical of all David E. Kelly shows where they have the lawyer give a lecture to the jury that is just basically David E. Kelly bitching about something.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And this one here is the David E. Kelly clip with Kathy Bates talking to the stories about some girl who got some teenage kid who bitched about some other girl in some mean-spirited way.
And then the girl committed suicide.
And so now the government's going after the blogger.
She's a blogger.
Blogger, yeah, of course.
And to ruin her life.
But then David E. Kelly has to have this little kind of episodic pet peeve.
It didn't happen in a vacuum.
You can be sure of that.
Consider the world she's been raised in.
Cruelty sells.
And it sells big.
The most successful blogs flaunt their snark badges.
The Huffington Post, the Daily Beast, Perez Hilton.
Have you read these things?
And newspapers, too.
Page six of the New York...
whatever.
And how about television?
Cable news shows, trade on mean.
Some of these media darlings.
Ann Coulter called Al Gore a fag.
Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Bill Maher, Rush Limbaugh.
They don't get sanctioned for being cruel.
They get book deals.
Dude, how come she didn't say Curry and Dvorak?
That sucks.
We don't get up.
No agenda.
We've got to get mean.
We've got to get tough.
We don't have any book deals either.
Yeah, what's my book deal?
Anyway, so I'm watching this roll in my eyes, of course.
But at least you got in the fag thing.
Yeah, that was good.
Yeah, so you sort of slipped in a vagina for the ad guys.
Yeah, yeah.
We're waiting for that.
I did see a nice PR effort.
Edelman Worldwide is advertising all over Los Angeles.
Edelman, they must be one of the biggest.
How do they compare in size to Hill and Milton?
They're monsters.
They're the ones who do Microsoft.
They have a lot of big clients.
They're very expensive, and I don't think they're that good, personally.
Well, they have a website that goes along with these cute little drawings on the back of buses everywhere, and boy are they in the pocket of the big pharma boys.
California is experiencing what the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention considers the worst epidemic of whooping cough in 60 years.
Beginning at birth and through their teenage years, children should be vaccinated against many common childhood illnesses.
It gives me peace of mind to know that when I get my kids vaccinated, it means that they won't suffer from these serious diseases.
Remember, stay healthy, vaccinate.
Yeah.
So they literally make it look like it's called VaccinateLA.com, and they make it look like the LA Department, the City Department of Health, because they have a little sticker on there.
But you want to contact them, contact Amy Dufour at Edelman Worldwide.
The whole thing is an Edelman operation.
They make it look like this is the city of Los Angeles looking out for you, but it's not.
It's the big pharmaceutical companies trying to get you to shoot up your kids.
And I'm looking at the list of stuff that they recommend.
My goodness.
There's got to be 30 shots on here.
It's crazy.
I think dip theory is a good idea.
What's the other ones?
You seriously want to look at them?
It's pretty funny.
Hold on a second.
They have a list and when you should start and everything, a little chart.
Yeah, they're also promoting, the newest thing they're promoting is no matter what shots you've ever gotten throughout your life, you need another shot.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I know you, booster.
So, diphtheria, which causes a thick covering in the back of the throat and can lead to breathing problems, paralysis, heart failure, and even death.
Is that the whooping cough?
No, no, that's diphtheria.
Oh, okay.
Whooping cough is just a cough.
Okay, hepatitis A. Hepatitis B, HPV, influenza, measles, meningococcal, which is, I guess, meningitis, mumps, pertussis, pneumoccal.
What's pneumoccal?
Never heard of it.
Causes blood infections, pneumonia, and meningitis.
Mostly in young children.
Polio, rotavirus, rubella, tetanus, and varicella, which is chicken pox.
So those are the recommended when you come out of the womb, I think.
Hey!
Kid, take a shot.
Well, one of their top paying clients, one of the big boys.
Yeah.
Top of the list.
For Edelman Worldwide.
Sharing plow.
Oh, yeah.
Of course.
Big pharma.
Big pharma.
That's big pharma.
That's very big pharma.
And there was a kind of an interesting report, which wasn't Israeli, so it's a translation thanks to Google Translate.
Comparative analysis carried out by researcher Dr.
Baruch Lennon, By Dr.
Baruch of the Len Policy Unit, Genetic and Bioethics, suggests that the public response to swine flu vaccine was low in many of the countries that have experienced social uprising last summer, including Israel.
So what this report implies is that in countries where the slaves just won't take it, That they're also most likely to riot.
Or, in countries where you take your vaccinations, and I'm not against all vaccinations, I don't want polio, it implies that there's something in there that keeps you real quiet and calm.
That is not in the report, but I can see where you get that.
That's how I look at it.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
Are you kidding me?
Crazy twats.
That's funny.
That's a good analysis.
Reverse engineering what they're trying to convey.
Meanwhile, of course, what's really going on, certainly in California, but in I think 16 states in the United States of Gitmo Nation where marijuana is legal, now the federales, so first they started by, because they want to shut this down, which is unconstitutional as far as I'm concerned, because the states No, where's the constitutional amendment outlawing marijuana?
The same way the Volstead Act outlawed alcohol.
Why?
They just pass a law?
You can't do that.
So in other words, screw the Constitution?
You just basically, now we say it's illegal.
And if I recall, the 18th, was it the 18th amendment that outlawed alcohol?
No.
Or the 19th?
No, I'll have to look.
It's the Volstead Act.
But it was an amendment.
I think it was the 17th, wasn't it?
It was an amendment, though, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was an amendment to the Constitution.
Right.
And how'd that work out, that banning alcohol?
How'd that work out for everybody?
Turned out to be a disaster.
No, that's not true.
We got Boardwalk Empire, a great HBO series.
So I think we win at the end.
It's the 18th Amendment.
I told you.
So they're now trying to do this, and the first thing they've...
So they've just been going busting up these weed shops.
There's a plant, by the way.
It's a plant that grows like a weed.
It grows in a backyard, not my backyard.
That's why we call it a weed.
And so this is completely illegal.
This is no good.
You can't have this happen.
This is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
And so they're going after landlords by saying, hey, you've got a medical marijuana shop on your property.
We're going to screw you.
Fully legal in the state of California.
Yeah, we're going to screw you.
So that's not working.
You know what they're doing now?
The IRS is coming after people.
Yeah.
They're sending the IRS. Yeah.
Yeah, the Gestapo.
The Gestapo, who have guns.
They have real guns.
And they come into your place of business with them, because I've had it happen to me.
Local report on the West Coast here actually said it exactly the way I've been explaining it for quite a while.
It seemed really remarkably absurd to me that we were allowed to take a deduction for an illegal substance, but not allowed to take deductions for completely legal?
Hold on.
So that's the tax thing.
This is the one I wanted to play.
Sorry.
We only have 30 seconds here, but why now?
You said you've been following the story for several months, but why now are these hits coming for a small business owner like the one you just talked to?
It is the question that these not-for-profit business owners are asking.
Why would the administration change course?
Some have a conspiratorial theory.
They believe that the pharmaceutical companies are behind this because they're going to be able to start using synthetic forms of marijuana or THC in medications that will hit the market in the next two years.
It's a conspiracy, by the way.
Conspiracy theory.
Oh!
Conspiracy theory.
It can't be true.
It's a conspiracy theory.
That's exactly what's happening.
And it's not just the synthetic marijuana.
It's like Oxycontin, Xanax, Adderall, Zoloft, all the legal drugs.
That's why.
And who donates lots of money to politicians?
Big pharmaceutical companies.
And big health insurance companies both.
Yeah.
Hey, son.
Hey, son.
That way they can jack up the price and you're stuck.
Get that marijuana that seems to be curing people's stuff and helping them out.
Get that off the streets.
We're not going to donate to your campaign, son.
So now let me just ask a question because if I'm not mistaken, I could be wrong.
But when Obama ran for the president, he made a big deal about the states that had legalized marijuana, and he promised that the feds who had been harassing these states...
Would stop.
They would stop.
Yeah.
But it hasn't stopped one bit.
In fact, under Obama, who promised that they would stop doing this, it's actually increased.
Yes.
Am I wrong about this assumption?
No, no.
Does Obama know this is going on?
Maybe they've kept this information from him.
He's being misled.
Well, it's funny you bring that up because there's one clip that I didn't get because I didn't think we would get to it.
A woman who says, I actually helped elect President Obama and get him in the White House.
And she runs a non-profit medical marijuana dispensary.
She says, now I have to tell all my friends and neighbors and my clients to register Republican and vote for Ron Paul.
Which is just about, you know, and I think we should just take it there for one second.
This guy is being ignored to such a degree by the mainstream media.
I mean, he's the frontrunner in the straw polls, and now I was watching the douchebag Sunday shows.
What is it?
Romney versus Perry!
McCain is in there!
There's not one mention.
These people are so afraid that people will actually hear Ron Paul's message.
They are so afraid of it.
That they are instructed to completely ignore him.
Right, and you compound that with the techno experts who go online and slam Ron Paul left and right, and they usually harp on one item or another that they dislike.
Gold being the one you get from a lot of them.
And as if Ron Paul is going to change this back to the gold standard.
I mean, he's the head of the...
Finance Committee, and he can't get the Fed to open its books.
No.
I mean, and he wants limited government, so he's not going to do anything.
He's going to reverse a lot of trends.
These trends are not, the powers that be, the elites, as you would put them, do not want these trends reversed.
No.
Because there's money to be made.
It was just a short little blurb.
The Pentagon, of course, agreed to open up their books and be audited by, what was it, 2017 or something?
Someday in the future when I'm out, it's like, yeah, yeah, we're going to do that, but let me retire first.
Yeah, let me get my consulting practice set up and get my contracts in.
Now they're saying, yeah, you know, we had to do something by 2014.
We can do that and then we'll be ready by 2017.
But we also need to put a billion dollars in the budget for the audit.
A billion dollars for the audit.
So they're just basically stealing money from the taxpayers.
And we remember what Donald...
Have you got no accounting?
Are you kidding me?
The Pentagon just gets money and they don't account for any of it?
It just disappears into a black hole?
And nobody gives a crap?
Maybe it's time to play this little audio clip from 2001.
This is on September 10th, 2001.
This is Donald Rumsfeld, the Secretary of Defense at the time in a, I don't know if it was a press conference or a news conference.
And here's what he had to say about the finances of the Pentagon.
I'm actually pulling this right off of the web.
So let's see if we can get this here.
Hold on.
Wow, of course I clicked the one that sucks.
Hold on.
Sorry about that.
Let me go to...
I hate to do it, but I probably have to go to YouTube.
There goes our award as best produced.
Yeah, so much for our production award.
Let's try this one.
Here we go.
Oh, please.
Don't get me this whole...
I just want the quote.
You know what?
We just lost in every category.
Well, just clip it for the next show.
Anyway...
You know what's cool about our show?
We have another show coming up.
It's not cool and we suck.
It's really bad.
Anyway...
They might have taken it off.
You could Google that.
You've got to save this stuff on your machine.
Otherwise, it just gets destroyed by miscellaneous destroyers of data.
I wonder if that's just been taken off.
Well, maybe.
Well, just tell us what he said.
He says there's $2.3 trillion unaccounted for.
$2.3 trillion unaccounted for in the Pentagon.
And then the next day, 9-11 happened.
Huh.
Yeah.
This is very interesting.
That's very interesting that that is just completely gone.
Wow.
The day before 9-1-1, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld declared war.
Not on foreign terrorists.
The adversary is closer to home.
It's the Pentagon bureaucracy.
He said money wasted by the military poses a serious threat.
In fact, it could be said that it's a matter of life and death.
Brumsfeld promised change, but the next day, the world changed.
According to some estimates, we cannot track $2.3 trillion.
Ha, how easily we forget.
$2.3 trillion.
Yeah, and that's been continuing.
Have you seen that?
And that was 10 years ago.
Yeah, it's got to be up.
Imagine what it is now.
There were some douche buckets on C-SPAN, some former generals, I didn't clip it, but who received $80,000 to create a report based upon other reports.
And this congressman's interviewing him about it.
A clip report.
Yeah, really.
This congressman's interviewing him about it and he says, wait, you received $80,000 for this report and these guys get so pissed off.
Like, I serve this country!
And then, of course, you know, that guy's time is up and then the other douchebags come in.
I just want to reiterate, we really appreciate the time to serve your country.
Everyone, everyone, the whole thing is so corrupt.
Everyone just wants their little bit, their little bit of the pie just to suck off the government's teat.
You're all a-holes.
Clinton's right in front.
Occupy the Clintons.
Occupy Hillary.
I'm sorry.
There's no room because the devil's already in there.
King County law enforcement says drug treatment for low-level criminals works and now it's taking a new approach to fighting street drug use.
Prosecuting attorneys say drug courts can work.
The law enforcement assisted diversion program allows arresting officers to take minor offenders directly to rehab.
There you go.
There's another example of it.
So we arrest you for smoking dope and take you straight to rehab.
Who's paying for all that?
Where does that money come from?
I don't know.
Might as well switch gears here.
Jeremy Paxton got that minister on who called the Mormons a cult and had him repeat himself.
This is the guy that...
This is Paxton, the British guy?
Yeah, off the night news, whatever they call it.
Yeah, I like him.
Mormonism has never been considered a part of mainstream Christianity.
Mormonism is not a problem to Mormons.
And the only problem is, is trying to confuse it with Christianity.
Mormonism came 1800 years after Jesus Christ and the church was established.
It has its own human founder, Joseph Smith.
It has its own set of doctrines.
It has its own book of Revelation, the Book of Mormon.
And when I talked about Mormonism being a cult, I was talking about a theological cult.
And those attributes I just mentioned qualified as a theological cult.
I think Mormons are good people, they are moral people, but Mormonism is not Christianity.
What do you fear if a Mormon got the presidency?
Oh, I don't fear anything if a Mormon got the presidency.
The fact is, I've said that if the Republican candidate ends up being Mitt Romney, I probably would vote for him over Barack Obama.
Because he's a Muslim!
Yeah, give yourself a ding.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, sorry.
I meant a ding.
So, anyway, so that's that.
Okay, I need to start a new movement here.
I heard it on C-SPAN. It's called Occupy C-SPAN. I think the only reason I want this movement is so that I can be entertained because the only people watching C-SPAN are John C. Dvorak, Adam C. Curry, and I think 13 other people.
As Leon Panetta sat down to testify to talk about how great the drones are.
Thank you very much, Chairman McKeon.
General, suspend.
You are murdering people!
You are murdering people!
I know what you're doing!
I know what you're doing!
So what they do is actually interesting and this goes on for quite a while.
They have...
You have a little public section in these hearings, and so they'll bring in ten people, and they don't come in at the same time, and they'll just wait, and then every single time Panetta starts again, it's like someone else stands up.
You're murdering people!
You're murdering people!
And they drag that one out, and then it's like, the gentleman will resume.
And then, you know, he starts, hey, we're really great, and you're murdering people!
Like, the gentleman will suspend.
It's great!
And what's nice about C-SPAN, someone's directing this stuff.
They'll switch cameras, and you see the chairman, you know, on the committee, and he's like, these people are so disruptive.
They're such douchebags.
Let us get on with our business.
We have business so tanto here.
And then Panetta, who looks like...
Why do I have to be here?
Do I have to be here?
Hillary doesn't go through this.
Yeah, exactly.
Let Hillary do that.
I just want to fly my drones.
I want nothing to do with that.
I do have one out of the category...
ABC really cranked it up a notch along with Starbucks.
On the global warming front, did you catch this report?
About coffee?
Yeah.
Apparently, if we, you know, you know how they say sometimes, like, you know, the world is going to crap and everything's happening and people go, and then it's like, we're out of beer and everybody panics?
So ABC basically does this type of global warming hit piece with coffee.
Coffee lovers, put your coffee cup down and brace yourself for what you're about to see may be emotionally disturbing.
An expert in the field has a dire warning, and ABC's Barbara Pinto has that story.
Here men such as Juan Valdez handpick their coffee with pride.
Imagine Juan Valdez without his beans.
Just imagine if you hadn't run out of coffee.
The taster's choice couple with nothing to taste.
I wouldn't want to live in a world without coffee, to be honest with you.
I'm double-fisted with my coffee here.
A workforce without its morning jolt of java.
Legions of uncaffeinated zombies slogging through the day.
This is probably my fourth cup of coffee today.
So, I'd be pretty miserable.
But the director of sustainability for Starbucks warned members of Congress this is no joke.
Jim Hanna told the Guardian newspaper, what we're really seeing 10, 20, 30 years down the road, if conditions continue as they are, is a potentially significant risk to our supply chain.
Which is the aerobica coffee bean.
Hannah and this ad, run by the Union of Concerned Scientists, warn heavy rain, long droughts, and insect infestations linked to climate change threaten the future of your morning joe.
My panic!
They're really grasping for straws now.
Haven't all the climate change people already said that you can't reverse whatever's going on for the next thousand years?
So what difference does it make?
Yeah, and peak oil will solve the whole problem anyway.
There you have it.
Gotta love it.
Hi, what you got, John?
Play us out here.
You're done?
You've got all kinds of stuff.
How about the light squared?
I've been waiting for your light squared thing because I'm very interested in that.
I thought this was kind of interesting.
The light squared thing, I was listening to all the testimony.
They've got the light squared executive VP and a bunch of other people.
The one clip I didn't get, unfortunately, I have this clip, was the clip that one of the congressmen asked everybody on the panel, when did you first hear about this problem with GPS? And every one of them said, we read it in the newspaper only a few months ago.
And they all said that.
And everyone said, yeah, I agree.
I didn't hear anything about it.
They never told us anything.
So, I mean, this has become a big problem.
But now they've got financial issues.
Here's a guy who's from Missouri, and he's talking about the land that's under this.
Apparently, there's a high-precision version of GPS, which is what LightSquared interferes with.
The high precision version, you can put an automated tractor down, and because the GPS, it won't vary more than two centimeters to plow a field a mile long.
Yeah, I'll explain.
I can actually explain this from a technical standpoint after the clip.
I haven't put any numbers per se, but one of the things with agriculture is it is very time sensitive.
And it's one of those things where if we can't get to everybody by springtime, then a producer could go and have the option.
Well, let me just give you an example.
So in the state of Missouri, we have one million acres underneath high-accuracy RTK coverage.
If you go and look at 180 bushels per acre times $7 corn, Say, for instance, those acres don't go through and get planted, that will be $1.26 billion that the producers will have lost that year, just for our 1 million acres that we have in the state of Missouri.
What exactly did he say there?
He said that they got a million acres that need this high-accuracy RTK technology, which is the precision technology that will be interfered with by LightSquared, who have all these excuses, including apparently some secret documents they can't talk about, which also apparently is not good for them.
And they claim, well, we'll just turn it down or we'll turn it off.
This is not working out for them.
And the FCC is the only people, and of course there's a lot of Obama money involved here that is supporting LightSquared.
But LightSquared seems to be doomed, if you ask me.
But when you start bringing in $1.2 billion or whatever the number was per million acres, and there's millions of these acres.
I mean, the billions involved of crop loss.
Because of this technology and other crazy things that won't work.
They're not going to be able to get by it.
I'd be stunned if LightSquared finds a way to get through this.
The thing that I find kind of interesting about all of this, I do understand the LightSquared issue.
A couple of years ago, they started something called GNSS for your GPS. So GPS is essentially, the actual GPS signals are not going to be disrupted by anything, because that's essentially satellite technology, and you have a little GPS receiver, and it focuses in on 3 to 12 satellites, whatever, and it kind of pinpoints your position, which by design for civilian use is not accurate.
That's been set up by design by the military.
So then they implemented this GNSS thing, which was something which, and this is an aviator talking, that has only been approved at a couple of airports where they put a ground signal at the airport.
And a lot of people are like, you know, well, is this...
Whenever you implement new regulation in aviation, it costs a lot of money and people have to upgrade their equipment and their planes, especially the general aviation guys.
It costs a lot of money.
So GNSS is essentially a little ground signal that your GPS then locks into and gives you a very accurate reading.
And that is what will be disrupted by light squared because the frequencies are in the same band or close together.
But it's not like everyone is using this GNSS. And the thing that gets me is all of this is completely unnecessary because we have a very fine system, instrument-based system, which works perfectly.
You know, when you are flying to the airport, there's a signal.
The oldest radios in the world that you have in your aircraft can lock onto it.
It's called the locator.
And it gives you the glide path.
And you can glide right down and you land in, you know, 300 feet of mush.
And you're going to land perfectly on the runway.
None of this is needed.
It's because they're trying to bring in all this new crap.
Everyone's got an agenda.
They're trying to put in the next generation stuff.
It's not needed.
It works fine as is.
It's been working fine for 50 years.
It's literally the same technology they used in World War II and it works great.
And even this GPS precision stuff, it's not necessary and it's not implemented anywhere.
So the whole discussion is moot.
That's not true if you talk to the farmer.
I haven't talked to the farmer.
You're just thinking about yourself.
Well, isn't that what everybody's doing?
Hey!
Do they have Flash?
And that one black Marine who's the Republican, who I can't remember his name, who's always floating around, he did ask the questions about, hey, what about the drones that we're going to have flying and exercises over in the Nevada desert?
And if they get interfered with, what happens when they're supposed to shoot their target in the middle of the desert and then they shoot some guy's house in the development outside of Vegas?
Or some guy's son.
That would be really bad.
We're screwed.
I'm telling you, I can't see LightSquared making it past the next layer.
They're in trouble.
Alright, to wrap it up, and I do want to play the long-legged Mac Daddy as the end-of-show clip, just because he's so funny, if you agree.
If you're okay with that.
Oh yeah, I love that clip.
Okay, I clipped it down to 4 minutes and 13 seconds.
But first, for all you slaves in the Los Angeles area, thinking of wearing your hat when you're going out shopping?
Shut up, slave!
We're testing the idea here.
That's LAPD Captain Justin Eisenberg who says if it works, it could be extended citywide.
So far, it's a voluntary program where stores post signs asking customers wearing a hat, helmet, or a hoodie to take it off.
If they refuse...
Essentially, they'd be in violation of 602, the penal code.
If they were, by their behavior, wearing a hoodie, refusing to remove it within the business establishment when being asked to do so, they could be in violation of 602, which is essentially trespassing within that business.
This way businesses and their video cameras could get a good look and hopefully deter crime.
LAPD officials say that though the city's overall crime rate is down, they are concerned about a string of robberies.
So the only thing they're not mentioning is this is for the facial recognition system.
That's why you have to take your hat off.
So in the town that people love hats...
We got hats for baseball caps.
We got caps for our basketball teams.
We got hoodies, you know, because we got gangs.
We got bicycle helmets.
We got all hats, hats, hats.
So we got hats for the hip-hoppers.
Can't wear your hats when you're shopping anymore because you violate Section 602, which is essentially trespassing.
But what they're not mentioning is this is to get the facial recognition going on when you're shopping.
I think what's happened here...
The United States has just run out of places to have war.
There's no more countries left, so we might as well do it here.
We might as well have war on our own people.
The United States, of course, also fighting wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, Yemen, and Somalia.
We also have a half a million troops deployed to, are you ready, 150 nations.
In Libya, the U.S. State Department says it's planning to send dozens of former military personnel to Libya to help track down surface-to-air missiles from Muammar Gaddafi stockpiles, the deployment part of a $30 million program to secure weapons from the country's deposed leader.
The American officials worry that those could be used by terrorists to take down passenger jetliners.
The announcement also comes as rebels engage in new fighting with Gaddafi loyalists in Tripoli for the first time since Gaddafi was forced into hiding in late August.
The so-called time-limited, scope-limited military action in Libya that the president promised That was supposed to be lasting only days, not weeks or months, is now in its 209th day.
Yeah, that's great, everybody.
209th day.
No, it's days.
Not weeks.
It's just days.
Not weeks.
That's what I said.
It's not going to be weeks.
It's going to be a lot of days.
Days.
Just days.
Well, a matter of days.
209.
Another depressing show.
Dvorak.org slash NA. So what is the success behind your formula?
Well, thank you very much for this podcast award.
Our success, we attribute it to depressing people.
And our production values, they're great.
They're straight up, man.
We produce the show, we depress people, and then we tell them to send us money.
So we can do it all over again on Thursday.
No Agenda Producers update, a five-minute version coming up right after the end of the show clip, which is the long-legged Mac Daddy, Reverend Manning.
It's just so joyful to listen to.
Here at the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Southern California.
Yay, in the morning, everybody.
My name's Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where we're occupying the occupiers of the occupied, I'm John C. Dvorak.
We will talk to you again on Thursday right here on No Agenda.
Either there's going to be a revolution, Patrick Henry style in America, where red-blooded, Patrick Henry style in America, where red-blooded, God-fearing, Jesus-loving Americans are going to stand up and say, we're not going to take it no more.
We're just not going to take it.
And there's going to be riots in the streets.
Worse than the riots in South Central Los Angeles after they acquitted the cops that beat up Rodney King.
You think that, and that was black people rioting.
You haven't seen anything.
And I'm not advocating killing and murder and stealing and robbing.
That's not what I'm advocating.
I'm just telling you what people are going to do.
People are sick of this.
People are tired of the long-legged Mac Daddy, you know, kicking them in the face every time he gets up lying to them.
Then you got a bunch of, I don't know, suck-ups like the MSNBC News, ABC News, all these media types, everybody who's looking to be popular and get invited to the White House sucking up to them all the time.
It's sickening.
I mean, it's downright sickening to watch this.
You know, you can get these white folk all riled up here.
I'm going to tell you something.
They're going to come in, the white folk get riled up, you know, members of the NRA are going to come into the black neighborhoods.
I'm telling you!
You know, the people are just tired of this.
White people are being pushed around, kicked to the curb, having their rights denied, being called a racist, being walked on, watching their tax dollars go to fund all kind of drug sales, prostitution, illegal immigration.
I mean, y'all going to push these white folk till they can't take it no more.
I'm telling you.
You fool around here with Obama?
You're going to let this long-legged mack daddy push these white folk?
They're going to come up out of Tennessee and come up out of Oklahoma, come up out of Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, come up out of Oregon and come out of Idaho, California.
I'm telling y'all, you're pushing these white folk and you're pushing them.
Your long-legged mack daddy's pushing them and pushing them and pushing them.
Listen, you're going to push people to the point where they're not going to take it no more.
These white folk are not going to take it.
You're taking their tax money.
You're closing down their jobs.
You're shutting down their banks.
You're telling them what they can and cannot do.
You're giving billions of dollars to Acorn.
You're taking their tax money and giving it to people to buy drugs.
You're killing babies and you won't stop.
You're telling lies and you're demoralizing our nation.
You're destroying everything that has made this nation great.
White folk getting ready to rise up.
They don't want to take it no more and I'm joining them.
Oh, doggone it.
I am!
I mean, it's just an insult.
It's one thing to have a president that, you're okay, alright, he's Republican, you're Democrat, you're Democrat, he's Republican, you disagree on policy.
But this man is destroying what God loves.
He's destroying the fabric and the fiber of the nation.
And he is a prolific, if you will, liar and killer and murderer.
Spiritually.
Politically.
I'm telling you, you're going to see an uprising in this nation.
And it won't be long now.
I mean, you just can't keep pushing folk the way Obama's pushing white folk and the way black folk are pushing white folk.
You can't keep doing that.
I'm telling y'all, you better find a way to either get rid of Obama or these folk are going to rise up at the sound of a bird.
They're going to rise up.
When the sound of the grinding is low, they're going to rise up when martyrs go to their long home, or ever the silver cord be loosened, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain.
I'm telling you, these people, white folk, they have had it!
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