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	The roads will be clogged.
	There's no way you can get out.
	This is going to be a disaster.
	I would just get into the Chrysler building.
	Adam Curry, John C. Devorak.
	It's Thursday, October 13, 2011.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination, Episode 347.
	This is No Agenda.
	Representing the queer and questioning here at the Hilltop Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center in the People's Republic of Southern California.
	In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, where I'm initiating Occupy the Internet, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill in the morning.
	Yeah, John, I can see your sign already.
	Hey, man.
	Yeah, do the tech hippie.
	So, in the morning to you.
	Yeah, well, in the morning to you, John, and in the morning to, do I get to say it now?
	Boots on the ground, feet in the skies.
	Chips at sea.
	Ankles in the stirrups, cooks in the kitchens, and most importantly, our sysadmins.
	Bites at the soup.
	Our sysadmins managing everything worldwide who can take it down with a touch of a button, and of course, our human resources all charged up and ready to go in the chat rooms.
	At noagendastream.com, noagendachat.net.
	In the morning to you all, everybody.
	It's the greatest podcast in the universe, we've been called.
	A couple of times this week.
	Yeah.
	Entertainment Weekly wants to interview me tomorrow.
	Good.
	For, I guess, about the iPod and Steve Jobs.
	How are you going to get a plug-in?
	Well, you know I'm going to be plugging it.
	And I'll mention your name a lot to make sure.
	I don't care.
	The most important thing is the.com.
	So which address should we use for Entertainment Weekly?
	Noagendashow.com?
	No, no, no.
	We've got to use one of our multitude of domain names.
	Yeah, of course.
	Oh, let me see what we've got.
	Yeah, let me just peruse all 700 of them real quick.
	Now, what is it under again?
	It's under domains.nashownotes.com.
	Maybe one of the ones we have later on in our producer segment will help.
	There's a couple of good ones.
	It's usually the current ones that are great.
	You know what I mean?
	I don't want that one.
	There it is.
	Yeah.
	You got it?
	God, this is way...
	How many...
	We've got over 700.
	Simon Reed maintains that, by the way.
	He does an excellent job.
	Apparent.org.
	That's pretty good.
	Yeah.
	No, I don't think the Entertainment Weekly guy will be able to spell it.
	Agenda 33, they can figure that one out.
	Please.
	Just go to AskCurry.com.
	Yeah, that'll be it.
	Or AskObama.org.
	AskObama.org.
	Okay.
	Or Arabspring.org.
	Let's use that.
	Arabspring.org.
	We should use an Occupy.
	That's kind of hip and trendy.
	An Occupy, that's a good one.
	Don't we have a Steve Jobs thing or something?
	I wouldn't be surprised.
	Anyways, so of course we had a lot of work on our hands this week.
	As you know, and everyone, if you're new to this program, everyone who listens to the show is trained at this point.
	The minute you get some kind of squirrel event like this incredibly believable terror plot that was foiled.
	You don't seem to have any occupies.
	Instead of this incredibly believable terror plot, which was foiled by...
	What?
	It was foiled?
	It was foiled.
	Again?
	Yes.
	We have to go and look for the things that it's covering up.
	But I have to say it was just too funny.
	Because you know how I like it when they slap me in the face with their wet fish...
	Saying, hey, just so you know, Curry, we know you're out there listening.
	We know that you're on to us, that it's all fake, but we just want to make sure we rub it in your face.
	And though it reads like the pages of a Hollywood script, the impact would have been very real, and many lives would have been lost.
	It reads like a Hollywood script.
	Well, that's very funny because I have a very similar clip.
	Yes.
	From a different person.
	Oh, I have another one of those, too.
	Maybe we have the same one.
	What do you have?
	Well, no, you wouldn't because this is local.
	This is even the local news picking up on this.
	Uh-huh.
	Best description of plot to blow up embassy.
	Oh, okay.
	Here we go.
	Just the beginning.
	Well, it's a terror plot that reads a lot like a movie script.
	The U.S. government says an elite wing of Iran...
	There's a talking points memo out there.
	Well, indeed, because Aaron Burnett, of course, member of the Council on Foreign Relations, says...
	The breaking news coverage here on CNN of an absolutely extraordinary terrorist plot out of a spy novel on American soil...
	A movie script, Hollywood script, spy novel...
	So when does the movie come out, John?
	Has IMDB reported it yet?
	I'm sure it will be.
	It's probably in production.
	It was so outrageous.
	So, like, please, just slap me around a little more.
	In case I didn't get the fact that this was completely made up.
	And I'm not so sure, though.
	Now, all the mainstream media are now getting all these experts on who, of course, always have a book to plug.
	But they're all like, well, I doubt this doesn't sound right.
	Why would the Iranian government use a car dealer from Texas?
	That just doesn't seem right somehow.
	Hmm, I wonder...
	So I'm not sure if there's a secondary memo that went out about this, or if they, because of course it got no traction.
	I mean, did you see your neighbors quivering?
	In fact, Buzzkill Jr.
	went out of his way because he was visiting with some of his friends because he likes to use no agenda memes to annoy people.
	Yeah.
	Good.
	And so he figured he'd get into a debate by bringing up this particular issue to one of his, you know, more liberal friends who would get into an argument with him by saying, you know, this thing seems like just a bunch of bull crap.
	This is a phony deal.
	And the guy said, yeah, it probably is.
	And he was like, his jaw dropped.
	He was so disappointed.
	Did he have a backup plan to annoy them?
	No, he has a backup plan under those circumstances.
	Yeah.
	So I did find the two main things that this is covering up, obviously.
	Because I found it.
	Did you find anything?
	Because it may be more.
	It may be more than one thing, obviously.
	Okay, go.
	What are they?
	Okay.
	So on the very day that this happened, and of course on stage, I'd like to remind you we had the director of the FBI, Robert Mueller, who came in literally a week or two before 9-11, he was installed as the director of the FBI.
	He actually replaced an interim guy who was in for like a week or two, I guess.
	I guess that's when the Bush administration came in.
	He was in a very short time.
	And he then, in turn, replaced another guy who didn't sit out his full 10-year term, who I think was so disgusted with everything he had witnessed, including Ruby Ridge and Waco, he became an Italian citizen.
	He's not even an American anymore.
	So they bring in Robert Mueller...
	Yeah, it's true.
	At least according to the Book of Knowledge.
	He's now an Italian citizen.
	He's left the country.
	It looks like he's from New Jersey.
	All right.
	And, of course, this is by law.
	You should no longer be director of the FBI than 10 years.
	But, you know, this guy was handy because I guess he's on the inside and he's with the program.
	He does what he's told.
	Yeah, he gets the Hollywood script and he reads the Hollywood script, does what he's told.
	And next to him is Eric Holder, of course the guy who is a little bit under the heat for this Fast and Furious gun scandal, which they're now calling Gun Walking, which is another meme just to get you into a mindset, guns walking like they've got little feet, to the gun walking program in New Mexico.
	And on the very same day that this unbelievable Hollywood script comes out...
	This morning.
	We are now getting details on new subpoenas that are expected in the Fast and Furious investigation.
	Attorney General Eric Holder is expected to get the order as soon as today.
	And that's how we start a brand new hour of America's Newsroom on a Tuesday.
	Glad to have you with us, everybody.
	I'm Martha McAllen.
	And I'm Bill Hemmer.
	What did you say?
	It felt like Monday?
	Yeah, because I wasn't here yet.
	What?
	You're not going to play that, are you?
	No, no.
	That's the one I have, too.
	Okay, so you have that clip as well.
	But that's...
	I think that's the primary reason.
	You have a second reason.
	I have actually two reasons.
	So, we're all thinking like Holder is trying to, you know, they're trying to distract the attention away from Holder, put him front and center, and now he's this big hero, and he's awesome, and he's on the case, he's on the job!
	But there's one other actor that we cannot overlook.
	It was a terrific achievement by our law enforcement and intelligence communities and we will be consulting with our friends and partners around the world about how we can send a very strong message that this kind of action which violates international norms must be ended.
	So I don't for a second believe that this was ever set up to, you know, blame Iran and we're going to start World War III. And I don't think that's that at all.
	But I have uncovered from some sources that Hillary, our very own Lucifer Clinton, who you heard clippity-clopping there, and of course talking about, oh, there's Iran, Iran, Iran.
	Don't look at me, please.
	There's Iran, there's Iran, it's all Iran.
	Don't look over here.
	Nothing to see here.
	Ooh, look.
	Apparently, Lucifer Clinton was obsessed with the gun statistics that would prove 90% of the firearms used by Mexican criminals came from the States.
	Hillary is in on this Fast and Furious deal.
	She attended all the meetings.
	She was all over this.
	This was a big deal to her.
	And I believe that in part one of what this is, what this fake event, this Hollywood script is covering up, is to protect Hillary Clinton, not Eric Holder.
	By the way, Holder's dispensable.
	Screw this guy.
	They'd throw him to the wolves in a second if they had to.
	So instead they bring him into the plot.
	It's to protect her.
	And I guarantee you we're going to see subpoenas.
	It'll probably be covered up or obfuscated one way or the other.
	Hillary Clinton is in on this deal.
	That's interesting.
	I'll buy this.
	You can play this BBC clip, but let me set it up.
	They don't even bring Holder into it.
	This is about the Iranian thing.
	They essentially extol the virtues of Hillary.
	And the BBC, of course, would be complicit.
	They extol Hillary and then they finish off their...
	I don't have the whole thing here, but I have enough of it.
	Then they bring in Biden, who also, by the way, may be in the Fast and Furious scandal.
	And they have Biden say something at the end of this little mini-clip that just as you have to...
	It's a classic Biden.
	I don't know what the hell he said.
	The US Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, has described an alleged Iranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador as a dangerous escalation of Iran's sponsorship of terrorism.
	Two Iranians have been charged and sanctions imposed against the country.
	This is the organization at the heart of the US allegations, Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps.
	It is the most powerful institution in Iran.
	Inside the Guard Corps is a smaller group for special operations, the Quds Force.
	America says that this man, Mansoor al-Babsyar, has admitted being hired by the force to carry out a first ever attack inside the United States.
	It is an outrageous act where the Iranians are going to have to be held accountable.
	And I think when you see the case presented, you're going to find there is compelling evidence for the assertion being made from multiple sources.
	Wait a minute.
	Compelling evidence for the assertion being made from multiple sources who shall go unnamed because, wait a minute, my head hurts.
	Joe Biden.
	Well, now we know that the Clintons, of course, and you should just Google Clinton body count as a joke and see how many people around them have died.
	People should all do that because it is like...
	Yeah, and it's literally two shots to the head, gun in the left hand.
	And we know, of course, that they were involved in Mena, Arkansas.
	This was the running of the drugs that were coming in on military transport.
	And, of course, this is when Clinton was running all of Arkansas.
	And Mena, Arkansas was where the drugs would land and would be distributed throughout the country.
	And you can Google that too, M-E-N-A. So what happens coincidentally on the very same day?
	I think not!
	This report comes out.
	At least five of the 70 suspects in a crackdown on alleged drug trafficking in Arkansas are law enforcement officers.
	Investigators say the five officers took bribes to look the other way while crimes were being committed.
	One FBI official warns that the indictments are merely the beginning.
	So, it's very possible that the Mexican gun-running, fast and furious gun-walking was in exchange for drugs.
	I think that's entirely likely.
	It's the MO of our entire government's history.
	And that things started to heat up.
	We had some arrests with drugs in Arkansas.
	Once again, the cops involved, multiple cops indicted for this, and it's only the beginning, says some fool at the FBI who sort of shut up, obviously.
	I think Clinton's under the hot seat here, John.
	I like it.
	Now, that's not all.
	Oh, here we go.
	Unfortunately, that's not all.
	You've got to have a track here.
	This is good.
	Well, here's the big one that came out.
	It's all at the same time, but you didn't hear about this on the news.
	I think this is a, maybe this is a, I don't know if this is a national news report or not, but I only caught one of them.
	I'm always happy when I can get a mainstream media clip.
	New tonight, a top official with the Centers for Disease Control has been arrested in DeKalb County along with their live-in boyfriend, and they are accused of molesting a six-year-old child.
	The police have also charged her with bestiality.
	The suspects, Dr.
	Kimberly Lindsay and Thomas Joseph Westerman.
	Dr.
	Lindsay is the second in command at the CDC's Laboratory Science Policy and Practice Program Office.
	Her career at the CDC has included oversight of a $1.5 billion terrorism preparedness budget.
	She's also been a top manager of HIV-AIDS prevention.
	Westerman is, according to his LinkedIn webpage, a night watchman at the CDC. The two lived together in a house in Decatur.
	And according to police, the couple involved a six-year-old boy in sex acts at their home.
	Police say the wild detectives were investigating the child molestation case.
	They found photographs of Dr.
	Lindsay that led them to charge her with bestiality.
	So, whenever the American...
	Brother, where did you, now you dug one up that is just completely out of left field.
	Well, it's not all that crazy when you hear what this is all about.
	So this second in command was working on behalf of the World Health Organization.
	There's an ongoing investigation, and this was actually in the New York Times, about the 9-11 anthrax attack.
	Now, you remember the last guy who came out and said, you know, this is bogus.
	He got booked all of a sudden on child porn charges.
	So now they bring out this woman, and she was in charge of the three scientists on this team who said, we're sorry, this anthrax was high-grade weapon stuff.
	There's no way that that patsy who was picked up for it could have made it.
	We're not buying the official story.
	Boom!
	We got bestiality pictures of you.
	Boom!
	It always happens this way.
	This is interesting because...
	This actually, I think we talked about this on the show once before, we had a guy, there was a situation, a political situation in Oakland amongst the city council people and one of the more onerous and corrupt officials who was lording it over everybody else had set somebody up with child porn on their computer.
	Well, do you remember Scott Ritter, the UN weapons inspector?
	Yeah.
	Criminal solicitation of a minor after he said, hey, there were no weapons of mass destruction.
	I'm sorry, you're a pedophile.
	Go away.
	They always do this.
	So basically, and it was in the New York Times.
	Here, I can read you this from NewYorkTimes.com.
	Three scientists argue that distinctive chemicals found in the dried anthrax spores, including the unexpected presence of tin, point to a high degree of manufacturing skill contrary to federal reassurances that the attack germs were unsophisticated.
	The scientists made their case in an upcoming issue of the Journal of Bioterrorism and Biodefense, which was commissioned on behalf of the World Health Organization.
	At the same time, Maryland-based biotechnology firm Emergent Biosolutions Monday, all this week, said it had received a $1.5 billion contract to provide the U.S. government with 44 million doses of anthrax vaccine.
	So this is covering up a lot.
	And that was a local news report, by the way.
	That was not national.
	That was DeKalb.
	DeKalb County.
	DeKalb, as they pronounce it.
	Yeah, I like DeKalb.
	It's a weird word.
	K-A-L-B. DeKalb.
	Okay.
	So that's what this is covering up.
	It's a rare multiple opportunity.
	And of course, at the same time, we swept up a couple of those Occupy Wall Street people here and there at night.
	Boston.
	In the stealth of night.
	Yeah, Boston.
	And there was something funny at the Boston thing.
	The police came out and said, hey, you all got to go.
	We're going to arrest you.
	And they said to the media who were there, stop filming.
	And the media went, okay.
	There was no video of it.
	No official video.
	Okay.
	Okay, we'll just stop it.
	Whatever you say.
	Yes, sir.
	Yes, sirs.
	Whatever you say.
	So, I think I know agenda.
	If it wasn't for kids and their phones, we'd have nothing.
	Well, I have more to say on that because I'm worried about the authenticity of a lot of that stuff these days.
	Well, that's the problem.
	That is always going to be the problem.
	The authenticity is always going to be questionable because the real media doesn't seem to have the guts to do their job.
	That's because they're all college educated.
	There is no real media.
	Now, along with the Iranian plot thing, of course, there's all kinds of theories out there.
	I do like the one about, you know, it has another little function there.
	By blaming it on the Saudis, of course, now we have no restriction flying over Saudi airspace right into Iran.
	So it is a nice little setup, should we need it.
	And apparently...
	It wasn't blamed on the Saudis.
	You said by blaming it on the Saudis.
	No, I'm sorry.
	It wasn't blamed on the Saudis.
	By targeting the Saudis.
	But it brings them into the fold.
	So now we can use their airspace to fly over.
	But it doesn't matter.
	This is about Hillary Lucifer Clinton.
	She's the one in the hot seat.
	She's the one that is all over this fast and furious guns in exchange for drugs.
	The drugs coming back through Mena, Arkansas.
	That goes wrong.
	They get busted.
	This whole thing is about to blow up.
	Immediately, let's blow out a squirrel attack.
	We need some squirrels.
	Everyone look over here, please, quick, immediately.
	And that's why this is the distraction of the week on the old agenda.
	Well, I do have a related clip that is not really is more of a lecture than a clip.
	But I just found it amusing because Holder did have a press conference which he cut short.
	And so Napolitano decides to do one of his, you know, fist-shaking dumps on the government.
	You mean Judge Napolitano?
	Yeah, not Lucy.
	Judge Napolitano, who is a constitutionalist to an extreme.
	And I just found it very kind of thematic.
	Inquiry that will not detract us from the important business that we have here to do with the Justice Department, including matters like the one that we have announced today.
	Thank you.
	Oh, but we have more questions for you, Mr. Episcopal.
	Attorney General.
	He didn't want to take them.
	America, here we go again.
	The FBI and other federal agents have created plots by finding naive malcontents and persuading them that through the use of violence they can change the world.
	Then they tape these guys plotting with FBI agents pretending to be bad guys.
	Then the Justice Department congratulates itself for having saved us.
	How long will we pay for a government that claims it keeps us safe from plots and conspiracies of its own making?
	Before it's a crime, it's pre-crime.
	That's right, baby.
	It was a plot.
	I heard them say conspiracy a lot, too, which always tickles me.
	It was a conspiracy.
	A conspiracy theory?
	Do you have a conspiracy?
	Do you have a theory about a conspiracy?
	Oh, do pray you don't.
	That is so wrong.
	That can't be.
	So anyway, I think most of our producers out there, which is what we call our listeners, since they produce the show just as hard as we do, understood that this was fake and phony, and of course they're throwing out the code words of script and spy novel and Hollywood blockbuster movie, just to alert us to the fact.
	Well, it's to alert somebody.
	I mean, I don't think they expect us to be alerted, but we are.
	Entirely alerted.
	Yeah.
	Before we get to thanking some of our producers, executive and associate producers, associate executive producers for today's show, I want to wrap up an ongoing discussion we've had with the answer.
	And after Sunday's show, in fact, it was almost right after the show, it hit me like a ton of bricks, and I said to John, oh my goodness, I figured out the vagina meme.
	And I want to explain it right here.
	It's very simple.
	This started, by the way, on September 22nd, when, John, you read in the New York Times, the paper of record, the Ministry of Truth, that the big networks had approved the use of the word vagina in all of their shows, which we found hard to understand.
	Why that was such a big deal and who gives a crap?
	It's hard to make a vagina joke.
	It's just not funny unless you're five.
	It's not funny when you're five.
	They don't get that joke.
	It's not funny.
	Sometimes you just say, well, you know, they're pushing it hard.
	Here's two broke girls from this past week.
	This is the sound that gets you service?
	I think.
	This is the sound that dries up my vagina.
	Or this other joke, which was a nice vagina.
	Vagina!
	What?
	What? What?
	You've got to add a rim shot to it, otherwise it doesn't work.
	So this New York Times article had a whole bunch of different reasons for the vagina-themed season, as they literally published here.
	One of it is saying, hey, you know, it's because this is women finally getting their comeuppance, and women are now producing a lot of these shows, and guys have been doing dick jokes, although they haven't been doing penis jokes, they've been doing dick jokes, but okay.
	And here's the lead-in, pushed by the more freewheeling language on cable television, according to the New York Times.
	You know exactly what this is about.
	Network television shows, including common curse words.
	I don't know when vagina is a curse word.
	Then bleeping them out for years, even in mainstream shows like The Office and Parks and Recreation.
	But this year, with unbleeped references to anatomical parts being tossed around so freely, it's clearly a new era for network comedy.
	Because vagina is hilarious!
	So I'm thinking, why is this?
	It was bugging me.
	I think we're just too busy during the show.
	So, of course, all of a sudden it hit me.
	And it hit me, and after it hit me, I googled this.
	Hold on a second.
	Let me put it this way.
	You've dramatized a lot of little minor things over the years.
	You are now over the top with this one.
	This better be good.
	I read you from the Yahoo News websites.
	The vagina becoming big business on American TV. This is from September 17th.
	This is about a week before the New York Times.
	The generation that grew up with more graphic language and sexual images in the media is foregoing the decades-old practice of tiptoeing around female genitalia in favor of more open dialogue about it.
	To reach the digital age 20 and 30-somethings who also have shortened attention spans, marketers are using ads that are edgier, more frank, and sometimes downright shocking.
	The new freedom to talk about the vagina comes as marketers spend more to get women to buy products for the area.
	Ad spending for feminine hygiene products including tampons, party liners and cleansers was up nearly 30% to $218 million in 2010 from two years ago.
	So here's what happened.
	It's very simple.
	Because the advertisers want to use the word vagina, and they're not, and I have a couple of articles about that.
	Tampon makers can't mention the V word.
	Feminine care products can't say vagina.
	What happened is, the advertisers went to the networks and said, look...
	Let me be clear.
	We want to use the vagina word in our advertising.
	So therefore, the only way to make it acceptable is for you to start using it in your programming.
	They immediately went, okay.
	And then they make this big deal and blow this phony smoke screen with the New York Times to make unfunny comedy about vagina just to placate the advertisers.
	Wow.
	Uh, okay, fine.
	I'll give you that, but you better come up with an ad in the next six months that uses the word.
	Oh, I'll come up with it in six weeks.
	Six weeks.
	Oh, yeah.
	Six weeks, you'll have vagina ads all over television.
	Six weeks.
	I'm putting it in the book, by the way.
	Can you please put that in the book?
	I thought you had something that was actually...
	This is why it was so stupid that we didn't understand why comedy were making dumb jokes, which are just not funny.
	And there's only one reason they would do that.
	They're being forced to do it.
	This is how incredibly lame television has become.
	Well, you know, you can kind of make this assertion based on the fact that drug advertisers, who would be the ones that would be, you know, needing to use the word.
	No, no, it's not necessarily.
	It's the same thing.
	Drug advertisers.
	Okay, all right.
	And all, you know, these types of overpriced products of any sort.
	Yes.
	They own the networks.
	Completely.
	Completely.
	But they still have to get the FCC to go along with it, so there had to be a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff that would be kind of interesting to look into.
	Anyway, I think we've got this vagina thing licked.
	I can actually do it.
	Do what?
	I can actually write a funny line.
	Oh, really?
	Come on, that was a good one.
	Come on, that was the only way you can make vagina funny.
	Okay.
	Well, we better thank some executive producers before we have to thank them with the regular guys.
	All right.
	What do we have?
	We got a few executive producers.
	In fact, we have a bunch of them.
	One, two, three, four, five...
	Yeah.
	Including Gary Blatt from Wayne, Pennsylvania, who donated $666.
	Nice!
	And he says, in the morning, greetings from the encampment in the suburbs of Gitmo Cheesesteak, Philly.
	Yay, yay.
	Herman Cain is able.
	And it has the 999 plan.
	Good for him.
	This is my 666 plan.
	Why 666?
	Because 666 has been my lucky number.
	6 because my wife says the karma worked.
	Note that.
	Karma worked.
	Oh, karma worked.
	Good.
	6 because it's the best podcast on earth.
	I don't get the connection, but I'm buying it.
	So I would like to request some karma from the projects that my wife and I are working on.
	We're both slaves at the same company, and my development work will make her research much easier in the future.
	Keep up the great work.
	Love the show.
	You've got karma.
	Now listen to this.
	So once you get a new revenue stream, you're never going to get rid of it.
	And one thing I would say is, when you take the 999 plan and you turn it upside down, I think the devil's in the details.
	That's where he's getting it from.
	Turning Herman Cain's 999 plan upside down.
	Yes, a classic clip from the so-called debate.
	Yeah, which I miss these, believe it or not.
	You missed the debate?
	Yeah, I did.
	You didn't miss anything.
	I can assure you.
	It was on Bloomberg, which shows you the bottom of the barrel, and the host was Charlie Rose.
	So, how does it feel when you have your sexuality questioned in the debate?
	And two questions out of all the questions for the whole hour or two went to Ron Paul.
	No, of course.
	It's ridiculous at this point.
	Well, I have a little segment about that.
	Wiley Harp, Salt Lake City, Utah, $350.
	Decided to be a boner.
	I did it again.
	Don't do that.
	Decided to be a donor, not a boner.
	Been listening to the show for some time, about six months, requesting a de-douching and some karma to maintain a future.
	Give him a double.
	All right.
	He says de-douching, though.
	A lot of people are pronouncing, they don't know how to spell douche.
	Just wait until those new vagina ads come out with douche.
	Then they'll understand.
	Well, they don't spell it on TV. Well, they might.
	You've been de-douched.
	You've got karma.
	And for listeners out there, douche is spelled D-O-U-C-H-E. Brian Barrow, Wooten Bassett, Wiltshire.
	$348.
	Hi, guys.
	It's a contribution to keep you on the air and put me in the 348 Club.
	Oh.
	Hooray.
	He's a little early.
	Please give me a douchebag call-out because I should have sent this ages ago.
	Right.
	All right.
	I mean, we don't feel good about douching you.
	Well, he wants it.
	Yeah.
	Hey, is Wiltshire, is that where all the crop circles are in England?
	I never heard of it.
	Is it that Wiltshire?
	Yeah, that's where all the crop circles are.
	Yeah, sure.
	Stephen Pelzmacher's...
	Hey, the Baron.
	The Baron in Belgium.
	The Baron in Belgium.
	Hey, is today the 348 Club?
	No, we're at 347, aren't we?
	Oh, okay.
	Well, then Barrow will get his 348.
	No, I'm confused.
	He has to be mentioned twice.
	We probably could have put it off.
	Yeah.
	For membership of the 347 Club, Pelsmokers, I think I have accumulated enough spare knighthoods.
	You think?
	In honor of my birthday this Saturday, I would like to bestow a complimentary knighthood on the first donation in the amount of at least $43 that came in after this donation reached you.
	Wait a minute.
	Now he's making us do math.
	He's making us do work.
	Complimentary knighthood on the first donation in the amount of at least $43 that came in after this donation reached you.
	Okay, we'll do that.
	Now, we had a database problem.
	No, that's okay.
	Well, this will happen on Sunday.
	Okay, we're going to do everything on Sunday.
	It says that his birthday is on Saturday.
	We'll give him a birthday shout-out today, but his birthday is on Saturday.
	And we'll announce the winner of this, unfortunately, it was pre-crime contest.
	So we can't, so nobody can take advantage of it now.
	No, it's already done.
	The deed has been done.
	So there's a mystery person out there.
	Everybody better be listening to the next show, and there'll be a mystery night.
	Cool.
	Meanwhile, Thomas Nussbaum, or Nussbaum to you, in Virginia Beach, Virginia.
	Happy birthday to me and the United States Navy.
	Please bring my brothers and sisters home.
	Number 9 for Nat Cole, $111.11.
	Number 10 for Nat Cole, $111.11.
	Please bless her with sainthood like St.
	Nicola Cress from the show 308, the birth of the auto open 2008.
	So I've met both of them on the road.
	Nussbaum?
	Yeah, Sir Nussbaum.
	Sir Nesbom, right.
	And Nicole?
	Yes, Nicole.
	She is a nurse.
	Actually, I saw him twice when we started off the Hot Pocket 2008 tour, and when we came back, he came to the last meetup as well.
	And he'd been promising, I'm going to make Nicole a knight, or a dame, but I want her to be a saint, just like all of our nurses are on the show.
	So we shall be making her a saint.
	Well, maybe we should have a saint theme.
	So, Victor Gonzalez gets credit for $89.89.
	And also, yeah, so wasn't he the guy who was $89.89 short of a knighthood?
	That's a possibility.
	When we get the database back up, we'll be giving these knighthoods out on Sunday.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Because we did have a database crash.
	Yes.
	Robert Ketchum in Houston Tech...
	No, I'm sorry.
	He's just a regular donor who will be mentioned in the mid-segment.
	So...
	That's it for our No Agenda executive producers.
	We do have a couple of kind of checks on hold on the PayPal account, including one that would have been an associate executive producer today, but we're going to move that to Sunday because we don't have the...
	There's these things called e-checks.
	It's apparently a rigmarole for PayPal to...
	I think what they do is they cash the check and sit on the money so they can collect interest...
	And then they pass it along.
	Well, I mean, you know, when you see these delays...
	I hate that.
	That's not okay.
	With or without that comment, you can use that clip.
	Yeah.
	PayPal.
	They really rock.
	But, unfortunately, it's all that works.
	But I should mention to people out there, if you want to...
	You can set up a time payment plan with your bank, and they will mail us a check routinely, and it just comes out of your checking account, and it probably gives us more net than the PayPal donations.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, that's cool.
	Yeah, we get the whole amount.
	Right, right, right.
	The person just gets a small charge, like it's a very small fee for the service the bank does, and I think it turns out to be a much better deal than PayPal for us.
	Right, unless you're with Bank of America.
	I'm sure it costs you more then.
	Which we'll get into because the Bank of America we'll talk about.
	But this is our group for today and I want to remind everyone to go to NoAgendaShow.com, Dvorak.org slash NA, ChannelDvorak.com slash NA and NoAgendaNation.com where you can click on the donation button but you can also pick up a slave t-shirt which seems to be a popular item.
	I'm already getting notes from people saying, hey, I want one of the hot chick slave t-shirts that Miss Mickey approved.
	I guess we have some hot chicks out there.
	Yeah, I promise it's guys saying that to you.
	Hey!
	In the morning!
	A couple of PR initiatives that are...
	And today's a lot for some reason.
	So a lot of these consist of domain names forwarding to the NoAgendaShow.com website, GlobalWarmingscare.com, and GlobalWarmingscares.com.
	And here's a good one from Justin.
	I've got to do it different.
	It's the hot new TV craze that's sweeping the nation.
	We take five contestants, people chosen by you, the public, their peers.
	You saw something, you said something, and now you get to vote for what happens next.
	Every week, five of the most guilty enemies of the state are gathered here with you, the lucky viewer, to decide who gets acquitted, who gets incarcerated, and who's obliterated.
	Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's win, lose, oh, fuck.
	I blew it.
	Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's win, lose, or drone.
	Ha ha ha.
	Win, lose, or drone.com.
	That was unrehearsed, as you could tell.
	Sorry about that.
	Eh, well, it's as good as it gets.
	Win, lose, or drone.tv, also forwarding.
	Al-Qaeda drones.com, forwarding to noagendashow.com.
	We've got a lot of drone stuff.
	TwoAmericans, one drone.com.
	That's us.
	And it's a reference to Two Girls, One Cup, which I know you aren't familiar with.
	TheTruthAboutBankOfAmerica.com.
	Nice.
	Also, ForwardingToNoAgendaShow.com.
	ESMTreaty.com, which is great because ESM is the next version of what is going to save the United States of Europe.
	So if people are Googling around for the ESM when it comes around, they'll be like, hey, oh, here it is.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	What is this?
	This is interesting.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we wish.
	We have LoneDroneFun.com, LoneDronePilot.com, LoneDroneKits.com, LoneDroneKits-Explosives.com, LoneDroneJockey.com, and LoneDroneSupplies.com.
	Seems like we have a lone drone company on the horizon here, as all of those will now also be forwarding to the No Agenda show.
	In 33WeTrust.com, nice, like that one.
	Lucifer Cankles.
	Oh, God.
	Which is actually forwarding to Dvorak.org slash NA. Jaap sent in a couple.
	TheBeatTricks.nl.
	NoBankerLeftBehind.com.
	Oh, this is good.
	CarpetBombingForPeace.com.
	And he has a Dutch one.
	Ministerie van de Weerheids.nl.
	Which means Ministry of Truth in Dutch.
	Oh, that's nice.
	That's very nice, Jaap.
	Thank you very much.
	Selfradicalization.com RadicalizeOnTheInternet.com RadicalizeByTheInternet.com Just a couple of the domain names CisAdmin John Tucker has forwarded to No Agenda Show, which I think is great.
	LoneWolfAlQaeda.com And WhitePeopleRioting.com Yes, it's all what we're about.
	InternetRadicals.com Now pointing to NoAgendaShow.com OccupyNA.org There you go.
	We needed that one.
	Droneairlines.com and NoDroneZone.com.
	Very nice.
	This is all good stuff, man.
	People are all over the drones.
	I think about it.
	Somebody in Berkeley, because they always do this stuff.
	Berkeley has these signs before you enter the town that says, Nuclear Freeze Zone.
	Yeah, right.
	Which is bogus, because there's a small reactor in the University of California.
	Your pants.
	And then up on the hill, which I believe is in Berkeley, they have the giant cyclotron.
	So, okay.
	But they got the sign.
	Not to mention, it's not a no drone zone.
	I think no drone zone is the next sticker that we need to see.
	No drone zone.
	And it's much more rhythmic.
	It sounds great, doesn't it?
	But I like, well, that can be a part of our new TV show, Win, Lose, or Drone.
	That would be a great show.
	Win, lose, or drone.
	Yeah, and the guy...
	Oh, I'm sorry!
	You get droned!
	And then the guy...
	And you see him, like, sweating and stuff, right?
	Like they do on X Factor?
	Oh, he looks left, looks right, and puts his arms out and makes a run for it.
	Starts running, and then...
	Going down the street...
	Switch to the drone cam.
	Beep, beep, beep.
	We get that green video.
	The target keeps moving around him.
	It's kind of missing left, missing right.
	Then it goes...
	No, no!
	Oh, but wait!
	But wait!
	But wait!
	Now we have our home viewers who can steer the drone target with SMS text messages.
	Left, left.
	If it locks on, it turns red and starts blinking.
	Oh, we're sorry.
	Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Win, Lose, or Drone!
	I'm your host, Adam Curry.
	I'll see ya.
	Oh, by the way, Tom Bergeron sitting in for me next week.
	I'd watch it.
	Yeah, of course you'd watch it.
	Are you kidding me?
	And that would be a great lead-in to public execution, where we, people on, you know, we'll just call it death row.
	And then, you know, we have a picture of the phone, you know, is the governor going to call with a stay of execution?
	And then we can do cool stuff, like the phone will ring, and like, hello?
	Yeah, pepperoni.
	And then you zap the guy.
	Yeah, cool.
	Nice girlfriend.
	Yeah.
	A reminder, the 111111 Super Karma Show is on the way.
	This will be a big show, a reason for you to get some of your own karma by signing up for one of our 1111 programs at dvorak.org slash na.
	And also we have the 111111 Super Karma Coin, which you can find at...
	Where was it?
	I have the address here.
	These are the 2-inch, 3.5-millimeter metal coins filled with enamel colors.
	At noagendasuperkarma.com.
	And a portion of the proceeds will go to noagendashow.com that says Sir Ernie, who's doing that.
	And we've worked with him in the past, so we feel pretty good about it.
	Then two interesting PR initiatives.
	Matt, one of our producers, somehow has acquired the email address thehuffingtonpostataol.com.
	And it's like, it's unbelievable.
	Sell it to a spammer and give us some of the money.
	Well, that's one idea.
	He says, I'm offering to send messages on behalf of new donors to anyone the donor desires from the Huffington Post at AOL.com for any donation over $50 to Dvorak.org slash NA. Just ask the people to send the message to the Huffington Post at AOL.com with no agenda in the subject line, and he'll also be on our list of donors today.
	That's funny, but I think maybe selling it to a spammer is better.
	But I like that idea.
	And then we have boots on the ground inside at TMZ. And I'm not going to mention any names or anything, but he's in the, let's just say, the sysadmin type category.
	He says, we do a live webcast every day at 1.30 Pacific Standard Time.
	This is a live webcast, he reiterates.
	We take live callers and we don't just talk about celebs.
	And last week we've had discussions about Herman Cain.
	Occupy Wall Street, Hank Williams Jr., etc.
	As always, everything is taken out of context, but I figured it would be great if someone who is kind of aware and awake could call in and reach out to the sheeple with a little NoAgendaShow.com mention in the morning.
	So, essentially he says, I think he might know something about the screeners and stuff.
	So, it's a great initiative.
	This is a huge webcast.
	A lot of people watch this.
	The number to call is 855-TMZ-LIVE. That's 855-869-5483.
	Again, the TMZ Live webcast at 1.30 Pacific weekdays.
	Hello.
	Hi.
	Wait.
	Yes.
	That's Miss Mickey walking in.
	Hey, darling.
	How are you doing?
	Yeah.
	John gave you a duck.
	Nice.
	So that's it.
	A long PR segment, but it's always great to know that people are all over this and helping us out, and we highly appreciate it.
	And, of course, our associate executive producers and executive producers, Sir Thomas Nussbaum, Baron Statham Pelsmacher, Brian Barrow, Wiley Harp, and Gary Blatt.
	Thank you all so much for supporting the show.
	Unlike unfunny network comedy shows, we don't have to say the word vagina to get paid.
	We just give you a valuable product.
	If you think it's worth it, you hook us up in return.
	Now, of course, you can go out and do something very important, which is propagate our formula on TMZ. Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	Alright everybody, say it loud and proud like you really mean it is.
	Shut up, snake.
	Shut up.
	I found an interesting kind of distressing side light to a hilarious story it's floating around, which you might as well just play the news item, because it's just...
	You mean the real news item?
	...dimensional elements of humor involved in the hacking Yahoo and Google story.
	You mean this is real news, or is it...
	This is real news, but it's not real news.
	And now, back to real news.
	All right, roll it.
	Meantime, in other news tonight, a year-long investigation of celebrity hacking, dubbed Operation Hackarasi, has ended with the arrest of a Florida man.
	Prosecutors say that Christopher Cheney of Jacksonville was hacking Google, Apple, and Yahoo email accounts last November, targeting celebrities.
	50 victims in all, including Christina Aguilera, Scarlett Johansson, and Mila Kunis.
	Unfortunately, Mr.
	Cheney was able to access nude photos of some of the celebrities, photos that were unfortunately uploaded onto the internet.
	He's been charged with 25 counts of identity, theft if convicted, could get 121 years in prison.
	121 years for a naked picture.
	Here's the thing, there's about three elements here that I thought were interesting.
	One, Chaney.
	Apparently these women were uploading nude pictures of themselves, these celebrities.
	Which is why, when I was watching this with Buzzkill Jr., he said, ah, that explains why there's so many nude pictures of these people on the net.
	Of course, that's what you do.
	Because they're getting them from their own people.
	Of course.
	Of course.
	We're sending it out.
	The other thing was, besides the 121 years, is that now they're calling somebody who hacks an email account identity theft.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	This is classic, let's just make a law against everything and then just throw the book at people.
	This is not identity theft in any real meaning of the word.
	Well, you know what's going to happen next?
	It's bullcrap.
	What all the kids do is they get a fake ID. That's no longer going to be fake ID. It's going to be called identity theft.
	You watch.
	Yeah.
	They're making everything identity.
	First of all, let's take a look at what happened to set this up.
	Yeah, he used password-like password, and it worked.
	Well, besides that, that's one element, which is the passwords are easily crackable.
	So it's not that hard to get into somebody's email account.
	But but let's look at the identity theft timeline.
	It began with people stealing Social Security numbers and then going to get bank accounts and then spending people crazy.
	So they would be basically broke.
	And you have to go through a rigmarole to get your money back from the bank who wouldn't even take your word for the fact that it was stolen money.
	Right.
	Half the time.
	And the police.
	The police wouldn't do anything about it.
	So this continued.
	If you don't remember this, this started maybe 15 years ago with no action whatsoever taken against people who were even caught doing it.
	No.
	There was nothing.
	There was 60-minute specials.
	So essentially he said to the identity thieves, hey, knock yourselves out because we're not going to do anything.
	Go for it.
	So then it became an institution, and now you can create all these identity theft laws.
	So now some idiot who just hacked somebody's email account gets hit with an identity theft indictment?
	Give me a break.
	This is so fake.
	Classic prison, you know, let's make everybody a prisoner in this country.
	Make sure everybody breaks the law.
	John C. Devorak's pet peeve of the day.
	I think it qualifies.
	Ah, you're right.
	So, very, very sad.
	Sad news, John.
	I was in a Friday night when I missed the ever-so-important debates.
	Ms.
	Mickey and I were having dinner with two people here in West Hollywood, Los Angeles.
	And, you know, it was about 10, 10.30.
	You know, it's actually past my bedtime.
	I'm melting away.
	And so we're walking out.
	And then to my right, I see someone closing in on me.
	You know that feeling?
	Or you see it from your peripheral vision?
	And did they have a subpoena?
	I've had that too, but no.
	No, he had an in the morning for me.
	In an Australian accent.
	I was like, whoa!
	Can I have an in the morning?
	I'm like, hey, in the morning to you.
	Ben Caddy is his name.
	I think he'll be on the list.
	I asked Buzzkill Jr.
	to add him.
	He said, I'd like to make a donation on the spot.
	And he made a $60 cash donation.
	And he said, because of course I was out and I wasn't doing my work, you know, sorry.
	I took a Friday evening off.
	He said it happened today.
	They passed the carbon tax in Australia.
	The one that crazy Prime Minister promised she would not pass that one?
	Well, here is Julia Gillard, pre-the election.
	There will be no carbon tax under the government I lead.
	Okay.
	There will be no carbon tax under the government I lead.
	Did you hear that, John?
	Did you hear that properly?
	You better play it again because I don't know if she was clear.
	Okay, let's just make it.
	We've got to make very, very sure that that's what she said because I'm not sure.
	Let's check one more time.
	There will be no carbon tax under the government I lead.
	Okay, I think she said there will be no carbon tax under the government I lead.
	Is that what you heard?
	I think the word no was in there, yeah.
	And carbon tax.
	I think that was...
	Carbon tax.
	I can't imagine her saying anything else.
	No carbon tax.
	Let's see what she said now.
	We need to price carbon.
	Pricing carbon is the right thing to do, and I said that during the election campaign.
	No, you did not.
	What?
	I said that during the election campaign.
	That was no.
	And the Australians put up with this woman?
	This is a blatant lie.
	Well, so it's too late now because this thing has passed.
	Here is, his name is Swan.
	Listen to what he says.
	This is titled The Swan Song on Carbon Tax in Australia.
	Certainly what we rejected is this hysterical allegation that somehow we are moving towards a carbon tax from the Liberal and their advertising.
	We certainly reject that.
	So we reject that, is what he said.
	I noticed there's been some criticism that we announced the emissions trading scheme and then didn't provide all of the detail.
	Well, the fact is, we're out there consulting on the breadth of the scheme.
	We're out there consulting about a carbon price.
	So we're not going to do it, and then we're consulting, and they have...
	By the way, it's not called the carbon tax.
	It's the...
	Oh, crikey.
	It's the...
	It was such a beautiful word, too.
	The pollution...
	It was an alliteration, which I love.
	Let me see if you can find it here in the article.
	It's like pollution problem, where they're trying to steer it away from carbon tax to not make it sound like that.
	Anyway, this is part of the Clean Energy Bill.
	It was passed 74 to 72 votes.
	So that was very, very, very close.
	But of course, this is a big deal for our brothers and sisters down under, and we feel really, really bad for them.
	There are some good guys in the government.
	I like this Warren Tusk guy who's clearly from the opposition.
	Here's what he said.
	The reality is this government has let us down.
	Now, if tyranny is an abuse of power by a few over the will of the people, Then sadly, tyranny has come to Australia this day.
	Your time is up.
	By the way, have you ever noticed that in the Australian Parliament they have three hourglasses with sand in them to measure the time?
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	It's like one of those WikiLeaks hourglasses, like the really big ones.
	I don't know why there's three, but they have three hourglasses.
	So, Australia, the first to succumb, and I too am surprised, John, surprised that the Australians let this happen.
	I mean, I thought that our Aussie brothers and sisters would get their knives and Go and cause a ruckus.
	Everybody's being beaten down.
	Beaten into submission.
	Which brings us to the...
	To something good, I'm sure.
	The rioting, oh I'm sorry, the non-rioting, but I have an interesting, we're going to talk about, we have to talk a little bit about the Occupy movement.
	Occupy, yes.
	Which I guess is, there's an interesting little side note, Buzzkill Jr.
	has a college buddy who went to Occupy Wall Street.
	Uh-huh.
	And we started to hang around, looking around, see what these guys were up to.
	Uh-huh.
	And he was personally stunned by the fact that there was no social networking going on.
	Nobody would even pick up their cell phone to see if the cops were coming.
	There's no spreadsheet like apparently in England.
	They have all these mechanisms to keep from being kettled like the Occupy Wall Street people were on the Brooklyn Bridge.
	They're completely kettled and arrested.
	And there's no spreadsheet showing where the cops are coming.
	Police movement.
	Nobody picks up their cell phone to see if the cops are coming in to club you.
	He says it's such a naive group of boneheads that these guys are just asking for trouble because they have no mechanism in place to actually do it seriously.
	They're very naive.
	They're just standing around.
	Well, there's a couple of things that bother me about this.
	You want to play the clip first?
	First.
	Meanwhile, Chris, this is cropping up everywhere, and my favorite area where it's just cropped up, kind of an offshoot of Oakland and San Francisco, which have movements, is Santa Cruz.
	Isn't that Surfer's Paradise?
	Surfer's Paradise, Santa Cruz, where we get to hear some kids explain what it's all about, including a classic surfer.
	I've been working 14 to 18 hours a day on this, and it's last Tuesday, is that...
	I've been meeting people who are equally inspired to change the world for the better.
	Long hours organizing, planning, and sending a message to corporate America.
	We're just out here to have a voice.
	We're out here to be free.
	We're out here to tell you that these streets are ours and we're going to take them back.
	We need to take back what's ours.
	Because these streets, they don't belong to politicians.
	They don't belong to presidents.
	They don't belong to anyone.
	But they belong to everyone at the same time.
	One member of the Direct Action Committee of Occupy Santa Cruz says critics aren't understanding one of the points of their mission, staying power.
	A lot of the criticisms have been that we're kind of a bunch of, like, disorganized stoners that don't really have a finite set of demands.
	But this has the potential to be something much larger than a movement.
	A movement is quantifiable.
	If we say, we want one, two, three, the corporations can be like, check, check, check, you're done.
	This is growing, a revolution.
	It's also growing in cities like San Francisco, where early Wednesday morning, about 200 protesters took their message to the Wells Fargo Bank headquarters.
	Okay, a couple of things about this.
	First of all, the obvious that the president had a conference call with a lot of mayors.
	I don't know the exact amount.
	I don't have an official report.
	But he took a conference call with the mayors, and he clearly said, let him stay.
	Because Michael Bloomberg came out.
	First, the Seattle mayor.
	Ah, it's alright.
	You get another two weeks here.
	No problem.
	Michael Bloomberg comes out.
	Ah, no problem.
	Now, let me just delve into that for a second.
	This Occupy Wall Street is being held at Zuccotti Park.
	Now, Zuccotti Park is a private park.
	It is not a federal park.
	It's not a government park.
	It's not owned by New York City.
	It is owned by Brookfield Office Properties.
	And Brookfield Office Properties is part of a pretty big hedge fund.
	What's kind of interesting is, do you know who is on the board of Brookfield Office Properties, John?
	Off the top of my head, since I don't even know that they exist, no.
	That would be Bloomberg's girlfriend.
	Oh, okay.
	So it was very easy.
	What?
	And then they're definitely trashing the right place.
	I don't even know if they're trashing it.
	I hope they are.
	It's being allowed.
	It's like, okay, and of course Bloomberg has the inside track, and now he's saying, okay, y'all can stay.
	This is the unions showing power.
	The unions who at least have most of the mainstream coverage of these, outside of the crazy surfer dude, Noodles Kid, we just heard talking, which is great, discount everything.
	The real voice is coming from the so-called media tents.
	And we've got boots on the ground here in Los Angeles, and it's the black tent.
	This is the media tent, and this is where they control OccupyLA.org, which now has turned into something completely different.
	If you go to OccupyLA...
	John, do it with me now for a second.
	and we'll do it together.
	LA City Council formally supports Occupy Los Angeles, of course, because the mayor got a call and said, hey, leave it like this because the unions are leaning on me real heavy.
	This is what is happening in Washington is the unions are saying, we've got the streets, which they do because they own the PA systems, they own the media tents, and everyone else around them is genuinely pissed off They haven't quite figured it out yet, but they will.
	But the most egregious part of this that bothers me the most is I have been able to identify that there are actual actors in this.
	People who are actually hired and are actors and are in there and are pretending and are throwing out messages which really has nothing to do with people just being generally upset and deserving a no-fly zone and removal of our evil dictatorship and regime change.
	You have to be very careful, particularly with videos that are uploaded to YouTube.
	John, you and I have been in the media business for a long time.
	When you start to analyze some of this footage, when you start to look at really what's happening, I'm even seeing marks on the ground.
	Like a mark that you're supposed to hit.
	The X, yeah.
	Yeah, the X where you're supposed to stand so the camera can pick you up.
	Hit your marks.
	Hit your mark.
	I'm even seeing these now.
	There is a lot of weird stuff going on, and everyone at these Occupy events, keep your eye open for it because there are actors.
	Well, I think we actually started to pick up on this possibility early on when they're trying to promote the jobs bill.
	Yes.
	And Bill Clinton was on Letterman last night, and he had some commentary about the protesters, which, of course, Clinton seems to be losing his mind because of his new diet.
	Yeah.
	So he doesn't seem that bright anymore.
	But play the Clinton protesters thing, and then I would like to...
	Look at this a little deeper.
	The program the president proposed would create another couple million jobs in the next year and a half, and they ought to be for that.
	They ought to be for some other things.
	They need to be for something specific and not just against something, because if you're just against something, somebody else will fill the vacuum you create.
	Right, so he's basically saying what is going to happen and how this jobs bill, which is all about unions, by the way.
	It's about the teachers' union.
	It's about the police officers' union.
	It's all about the unions, and so we have to be for something.
	It was this comment that got me was the following.
	He says, they have to be for something, because if you're against something, someone else will come in and fill the vacuum you create.
	What vacuum?
	Yeah.
	You know, you're protesting, you're shaking your fist and you're yelling and screaming.
	How are you creating a vacuum by doing that?
	I think the vacuum was created, what he may be referring to, was the vacuum that apparently is in between the ears of a lot of the people they're putting on television.
	Because there are a lot of empty heads they're showing.
	Ah, there it is.
	Right?
	I think you've got it.
	That's the vacuum.
	And then there's another...
	Of course, it makes no sense to clip it, but there's a thing, the hot chicks of Wall Street, of Occupy Wall Street.
	My God, there's some beautiful women down there.
	And they're like absolutely stunningly beautiful.
	It is a good place to go pick up chicks.
	Whoever said that was right.
	But of course, this really has nothing to do with what's really going on in the world.
	The only thing I'm just saying is that this already is being used against you.
	And you have to occupy Letterman.
	You've got to occupy Leno.
	This is what people watch.
	This occupying the streets is not doing any good.
	You're only going to be co-opted so that the guy who shows up with the PA... It's just like a band.
	Whoever owns the van runs the band.
	And now whoever owns the PA runs the show.
	And it's coming from the black media tent.
	And you can see them everywhere.
	You can't get into the tent.
	And there's this guy down at Occupy LA. His name is Todd.
	And he's now changing OccupyLA.org to OccupyLosAngeles.org, which I don't think is up yet, but that's the latest word.
	Yeah, well, I still think it's amusing enough that I wouldn't be discouraging anybody.
	But I will say that I even believe Some of the footage that we saw from the Brooklyn Bridge where we had 700 people arrested, really?
	I don't believe that number, first of all.
	I looked at a lot of that footage, and these cops didn't even see me.
	I'm telling you some of these cops may be actors.
	I'm not even believing they're real.
	I don't believe anything anymore when it comes to video.
	Just nothing.
	I just can't believe it.
	And I think there's ample evidence that even these so-called YouTube videos, and why wouldn't it be that way, and we've said exactly the same about the Arab Spring videos, that they are fake.
	They're absolutely fake.
	Well?
	And when you get cops with names like Tony Baloney...
	Yeah, Tony Bologna was kind of a giveaway that something's up.
	Although we did get an email from someone who said, yeah, my dad's worked with Tony Bologna for years.
	I don't know if that email's real.
	There may be someone who says, oh shoot, these guys are on to us.
	Quick, tell them it's real.
	But the video stuff?
	No, I'm not buying it anymore.
	I'm just not buying it.
	There are actual actors, people paid to act, to do certain things, to get on television.
	Somebody did send us some email showing us, I guess it was a Craigslist post or something, with one of these groups hiring people.
	Yeah.
	I wish I had.
	I don't know if you got a copy.
	Oh, I did, yeah.
	Hiring people to stand there with signs.
	Somebody was there.
	You get hired at some reasonable price, like $10 an hour or something, to stand around with signage.
	It's a jobs program.
	It's great.
	It's a jobs program.
	These protesters are creating jobs that should be counted in on the Friday numbers.
	Yeah.
	Along with the prisoners.
	Sign holders.
	Yeah, prisoners.
	Hey, did you see South Park?
	The new one?
	No, I don't watch South Park.
	Oh, well, you would have loved this one.
	Dedicated, patriotic, tireless.
	These are the men and women of the U.S. Border Patrol.
	They work around the clock protecting America's prosperity.
	They are the front line in making sure Mexicans stay here and work.
	The Border Patrol is uncompromising, diligent, and geared.
	They will defend, arrest, and most importantly, let the Mexicans know that they are way better off here in the United States.
	Let's face it.
	They've just about all gotten back across.
	No matter how hard we tried, the Mexicans all got across the border.
	When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn't mean to make the U.S. so shitty they wouldn't want to come anymore.
	So essentially, the Border Patrol is trying to keep them in with the fences.
	That's the Mexican U.S. Trying to keep the Mexicans in with the border fence.
	Yeah, that's what Ron Paul would have it.
	That's exactly what Ron Paul said.
	So the Ron Paul thing has gotten so nutty.
	How, of course, he won the straw poll, the values.
	Yet another one, big time.
	So here's how the mainstream media handles Ron Paul.
	I just took a couple of quick clips off of Fox and CNN to give you a fair and balanced view.
	And frankly, I think that Ron Paul winning, I mean, we like to dismiss straw polls, especially when Ron Paul wins.
	Saying it right there.
	We like to dismiss straw polls, especially when Ron Paul wins.
	I mean, yeah, of course.
	But Ron Paul winning that value voters poll, that could have been a big thing for Perry.
	So you go from Ron Paul to Perry?
	We'd say, he's coming back.
	But I think a lot of those value voters chose Ron Paul, who doesn't talk about those same values that Rick Perry does, over Rick Perry, and I think that's saying something.
	Now, I just want to follow up with you, because I've already gotten emails today, even before the show, Listen to the producer yelling in his ear, telling him to change his message.
	He stumbles all over himself.
	This is Chris Wallace.
	Yes, Chris Wallace.
	People saying, you know, you discount Ron Paul, you guys in the media, and if he wins or he does well, it's always...
	I mean, doesn't he deserve some credit?
	You hear that?
	Did you hear him go, yeah.
	He does.
	And I want you to take A.B. Stoddard.
	I did say, and we always discount them, I mean, Ron Paul made a joke before the Ames poll that if he didn't win, it would be an important straw poll, and if he did win it, it would be nothing.
	And he almost won.
	And he almost won 152 votes.
	And he is very good at winning them.
	them he's very organized but as i said the values voters summit would have been a perfect place for rick perry to go back to rick perry for a moment because who gives a crap about ron paul or Or try this one.
	It has happened yet again.
	Presidential hopeful, Herman Cain enjoying another strong showing among voters this week.
	Cain taking second place behind Ron Paul at the Values Voters Summit in Washington.
	This is a story about Herman Cain, who came in second.
	Winning 23% of the votes.
	Ron Paul at 37%.
	That's the story, but no, no, no!
	...point higher than Rick Santorum, and holding a double-digit lead over Rick Perry and Michelle Bachman.
	Double-digit Rick Perry!
	Bachman!
	Now, this follows Cain's surprise victory in a Florida straw poll last month.
	So is the former pizza chain executive.
	And then we have CNN, who take it once again to their own extreme.
	Peter Hamby was there.
	Peter, thanks for joining us.
	Don Lemon, you're such a dick.
	Start with the straw poll.
	Who won this time?
	Ron Paul, Texas congressman, who basically wins every straw poll.
	But of course, who cares?
	Because he gets his supporters out to these events.
	He won a big majority, 37% of the vote, 732 votes.
	I talked to organizers, 600 people registered on the same day today.
	So what he's trying to do here is discredit by saying, oh, you know, he busted 600 people.
	They all registered on the same day.
	And it's just a little blip.
	It's really only 600 people.
	Now, if anybody else, let's just stop there.
	If anybody else, like, say, Rick Perry had done the same thing, they'd say, he's got a great organization.
	It shows you that he can get the vote out.
	Grassroots, yeah.
	People care.
	He's a wonderful person.
	They love him.
	And then all of a sudden, Ron Paul wins.
	I've got to tell you.
	All of a sudden.
	All of a sudden.
	Like, he hasn't been winning straw polls over the blue.
	Don, there were a lot of Ron Paul supporters in the House today casting votes.
	They're not Americans.
	They're just Ron Paul supporters.
	That we didn't see here yesterday.
	Here's what I have to ask you, because even with the opinion polls, it's not just Ron Paul.
	Other people have won these straw polls, but they don't necessarily move anywhere in the opinion polls.
	They don't count.
	This is unimportant.
	So...
	Then what gives here?
	How much attention should we be paying to this?
	And does this actually mean anything when it comes to the person who's actually going to be the nominee?
	That's a great question.
	Not a great question.
	Why is he saying it's a great question?
	Why do people do that?
	I want to get into another pet peeve.
	But I'm going to ask you this.
	You ask a simple question and somebody says, that's a great question.
	99% of the time, it's never a great, great question.
	Well, I can answer that.
	The reason why is because it's something that has been...
	Because I've interviewed thousands of people.
	And here's how it usually...
	And of course, most of my interviews have been celebrity rock stars, musicians.
	And so the label would come up to you and say, okay, ask about this song on the record.
	Because he really likes talking about that.
	And, you know, so that's a hint, right?
	And, of course, I was incredibly naive back in the day, and I was like, okay, how about that song on the record?
	And without fail, that's a great question, because it was set up, because the guy's expecting the question.
	It's almost like a thank you for asking the question that you were told to ask me.
	So it's in the script.
	That's the only reason why people say it.
	You've interviewed tons of people, John.
	You know this.
	I've had a lot of unscripted questions, and people will still throw that at me, and usually I jump on them.
	You say, that was a dumb question I asked you!
	I do.
	I've done this on radio shows where I'm interviewing somebody, and I say, blah, blah, blah, blah, and the guy goes, that's a great question.
	And I stop, it's not a great question, it's just a question.
	Which kind of changes the pacing of the show, I might add.
	Yeah, it does.
	It's also if you ask a question that someone doesn't want to answer, then it gives them about three seconds to think of an answer.
	No, I think it's a stalling tactic.
	But I like your analysis better, because I do believe a lot of these things are rigged, and so the great question thing comes up as an affirmation to you.
	It's like your reward for asking the question.
	You are a great person, because you asked a great question.
	Good boy, good boy.
	Come here.
	Good boy.
	Good job.
	So, I believe that to be the case, but I think a lot of people get into the habit, and I think this was taught at seminars, you know, these various gurus who give you these long lectures about how to act with people and how to talk and how to respond.
	I think that's where a lot of it comes from, you know, to make the person feel better, tell them it's a great question.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, make them feel good.
	It bugs me, is what I'm trying to get to.
	Oh, no, it bugs me.
	Well, it's Don Lemon.
	What do you expect?
	I mean, please.
	Let's not get beyond ourselves here.
	It's Don Lemon.
	It doesn't really matter.
	Who watches CNN besides me?
	Nobody.
	I mean, I watch Fox.
	Let me just say something.
	Don Lemon is another one of these males on TV with low testosterone because he's got this high-pitched voice.
	But I just want you to play.
	This is from a Fox show.
	And this is this guy, Ellis Hennigan, who seems to be astute for the Democrat Party, but he's actually a writer for Newsweek.
	Wow.
	And listen to this guy talk and tell me that he needs some injections or something.
	This is just kind of an out-of-the-blue answer he gave about the jobs bill.
	But just listen to him.
	You know what?
	It's like any legislation.
	They've got to push it together.
	But it's going to get a vote.
	I'm not worried about that.
	What I want, Governor, is to get your voice to join ours.
	That's Woody Allen.
	I don't know who that guy is.
	It's like glasses being broken.
	Well, you know, not everyone is the same, John.
	We're all made differently for different reasons.
	I think it's time for a Drone Nation jingle because this is not going to stop.
	I got two very interesting emails through the encrypted systems here.
	You can always send me a PGP encrypted email.
	It's highly welcome.
	It's as safe as it can be, as safe as I can make it, obviously.
	Adam...
	I was very skeptical of your assertion that Wired's danger room was a mouthpiece for the military-industrial complex until I saw this on Slashdot.
	And the story he points to is Air Force network admins found out about drone virus through the news story on Wired.
	Really?
	Really?
	So, Danger Room, he says, not only in this system, seems to be so far ahead of the Department of Defense's very own C2 that it's fairly obvious.
	Either Danger Room was very good at what they do, or, yeah, exactly, they were clued in by the contractors and there to set this message in motion.
	And so then I get the following.
	I would appreciate this keeping me anonymous as some interesting drone info came across my desk.
	I'm another sysadmin, but I'm on a government contract, not directly in the government.
	Well, by the way, my friend, they're all contractors, which is why our sysadmins are so incredibly important, because they're actually on the inside listening to the program everywhere.
	Adam, long time boner, not a donor.
	I understand.
	If you need to douchebag me, I'm working on that, but still trying to live the American dream of just getting by.
	I started re-listening to you guys a few months ago and really started to dig what you guys are uncovering.
	I was wondering how credible some of the info is.
	Then I was hit with this jaw dropper.
	One of the things I've been waiting to hear more about in the mainstream media is drones.
	Yesterday, someone picked up a story online about drones and we chatted about it.
	I took for granted what I'd learned from you guys and was amazed how spoon-fed everyone is from the major media.
	Come on, dude.
	You were flabbergasted?
	Then today, a call-out for Department of Defense Air Force assignment came through.
	Eight years to design, implement, and sustain a SOA architecture.
	Isn't that software-oriented architecture?
	Announcement in two months, 30 days for delivery, and get ready, it has to be net ready, anti-virus, anti-malware, encryption, blah, blah, blah.
	So there it is.
	The bids to be announced in 30 days, as predicted, because everything is up for bid, and all of a sudden now we have in these bids anti-virus, anti-malware, encryption, etc., etc.
	Oh, and by the way, he said this was for Arizona, which is exactly where the drone headquarters is that got the so-called virus.
	Confirmation.
	Yeah.
	No surprise there.
	But it's nice to know that we've got the people on the inside looking out for us and confirming it.
	So we have a kind of a outbreak here in the Bay Area.
	Of mumps.
	Oh boy.
	Time for a vaccine.
	Oh, well, it's already all over the place.
	And we have the man on the street.
	You know, the University of California used to be one of the top universities in the country because it would tend to load up with California kids who were extremely smart.
	But those same kids were troublemakers, generally speaking.
	Yeah.
	And they caused too much trouble.
	So they decided to mostly get the Asians from Asia.
	And kids that weren't going to create a ruckus.
	Right.
	They'll take their shots like good little slaves.
	They just do what they're told.
	So there's a line a mile long at Cal for mump shots because everybody's so worried sick.
	That they're going to get the mumps and to get the vaccine.
	And a little expression of this is on the Cal Dingbats clip.
	And you can kind of hear the slaves chatting.
	Sorry.
	Cal Dingbats.
	I was looking for the clip and there it is.
	...this outbreak.
	There are nine confirmed cases of mumps on campus and 35 more are suspected.
	Because the disease has such a long incubation period, that number could just keep growing.
	A couple of my friends got the mumps.
	They've been in bed for a couple days, not able to do anything.
	I'm very scared.
	I've been seeing flyers everywhere about mumps, and then this morning I woke up with rashes, so I was nervous about all the symptoms.
	Did we miss the vagina joke there?
	Wow.
	They started ringing the bells in the Campanile.
	Yeah, I've had the...
	So anyway, so there's nine cases.
	The student body population at the University of California, Berkeley is 40,000.
	Yeah, so there's like a couple kids.
	Yeah, it's ludicrous.
	Well, you know what it is?
	It's a bonanza of money.
	Oh, yeah.
	40,000 times what?
	What does each shot cost you?
	25 bucks?
	I don't know what a month shot costs, but it's probably 10 or 20 dollars, maybe more.
	Yeah.
	Just sticking on that.
	Now, we've been getting the usual pushback from people on the, you're not scientific about vaccines, polio, smallpox, etc.
	I just want to remind people that in 2009, we started looking at the financial presentations of all the big pharmaceutical companies who said, and you can still get them on their websites.
	Go to Merck, go to GlaxoSmithKline, and it's PowerPoint.
	And you want to look under Investor Relations, and you want to look at the PowerPoint that typically the CFO, the COO, and sometimes the CEO will present at like the Morgan Stanley Pharma Conference or something like that.
	And it's basically to get investors interested and they have to show where their money's coming from.
	It's called the pipeline.
	And since everyone's been so incredibly worried about a lot of their big winners, like Lipitor, which is now trying to be faked as an Alzheimer's drug, since all these are going out of patent, these guys stand to lose a lot of money.
	And without exclusion, every single one of the reports said vaccines are the pipeline, it's the big bonanza, they show the big hockey stick up and to the right, because there's nothing better than giving medicine to people who aren't sick yet.
	That's even better than treating people.
	Notice, they never use the word cure, it's always treat.
	And just this past week, Governor Jerry Brown...
	Our governor here in Gitmo Nation, California, signed legislation that gives children 12 or older the right to obtain preventative treatment for sexually transmitted diseases without parental consent, including, of course, and this is what it's all about, the Gardasil HPV immunization for cervical cancer.
	And this, to me, is completely abhorrent, because what they do is they say, well, we've always allowed children to go get treatment for sexually transmitted diseases without parents' consent.
	But this is not treatment.
	It is letting yourself being shot up with poison when you are clearly too young to understand the possible risks involved, such as narcolepsy.
	Which came from the swine flu vaccine, which has now been accepted and people in Finland are getting compensated.
	Which, by the way, in the United States, you, by law, cannot sue a drug company if you have an adverse reaction to a vaccine, a part of the whole setup.
	Yeah, now these people who complain to us, and they come in about once every month or two, somebody sends a nasty note saying that we hate vaccines or whatever, which is not true.
	What we hate are scams, but anyway, the fact of the matter is, why don't they explain to us?
	You said fact of the matter.
	Oh.
	We'll wait.
	Why don't they explain to us, it's only one, why don't they explain to us why this law was passed exempting the drug companies from liability?
	Well, they can't.
	How is that fair?
	No, it's not.
	There was another article regarding the flu shot.
	This is from Northampton Seacoast.
	Is that Virginia?
	What's VNA? VNA? I thought VA would be Virginia.
	VA is Virginia.
	VNA, I don't know what that is.
	Northampton Seacoast.
	Well, anyway, interesting wording.
	So, the Centers for Disease Prevention, I recommend everyone six months of age or older be vaccinated, blah-de-blah-de-blah.
	This year's annual shot will offer protection against the pandemic, H1N1 swine flu virus, and here it comes, as well as two other viruses that are expected to be in circulation.
	Wait, it's just a news...
	What?
	What are you reading?
	This is a news story.
	This is a news story?
	What pandemic?
	From two years ago?
	It's still a pandemic?
	I'm just reading it verbatim.
	Read it again.
	Okay, but listen to the whole sentence, okay?
	Let me see what Seacoast...
	Where is this?
	Where is Seacoast?
	Piscatawa?
	Portsmouth?
	Sure it's not an old article?
	No, no, no, no, no.
	October 12th.
	Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
	Hmm.
	Northampton.
	Okay.
	This year's annual shot will offer protection against the pandemic H1N1 swine flu virus, as well as two other viruses that are expected to be in circulation this fall and winter.
	Hmm...
	Really?
	Well, that's kind of odd.
	You know this is just a press release.
	Well, generally speaking, the flu vaccines are predicted based on research done in Asia, and they make vaccines for, like, generally three or four variations of the flu, not two ever.
	So, in other words, the way I'm interpreting this, and by the way, half these slugs never amount to much, is that this, and we've heard this before, if you remember when the swine flu vaccine first came out, it was a two-shot deal.
	Well, first they lowered the actual definition of what a pandemic was.
	The World Health Organization did that.
	Yeah, just somebody sneezes in the toilet.
	It's a pandemic, apparently.
	We've got a pandemic.
	Yeah.
	And so there's a two-shot process, and then nobody was going for that, so they changed it by adding adjuvants or whatever they did to beef up the shot.
	But apparently they still can't if they're going to mix it with the regular flu shot, which they said they could not do.
	This whole thing is just ridiculous.
	Well, I'm worried about this because they are now...
	And this is clearly...
	Because the next paragraph is about the CDC. By the way, listen to the show.
	We know we've got a lot of people there in the cubicles listening.
	The CDC apparently says, and I'd have to look this up, because this is just a press release that they printed in seacoastonline.com, as well as two other viruses that are expected to be in circulation this fall and winter.
	So what does the CDC have in mind for us?
	What other viruses are they going to be putting into circulation?
	Because that's what it is.
	They're cooking something up, and they're going to put it into circulation.
	No, that's not it.
	Okay, we'll see.
	This is the standard operating procedure for the last 30 years of these flu vaccines.
	They find some flus floating around Asia at a pig farm, and then they say, well, this looks like it could take off, and then they make a vaccine for it, and that's what they're talking about.
	They're not talking about something they're inventing.
	I mean, it could be, but that's not what the normal process is.
	Well, two other viruses.
	Yes, those are the ones that they found in Asia that they're putting in.
	It's normally three or four.
	Now it's just two because this other thing, this piece of crap they can't get rid of, the H1N1 vaccine, which I guess needs a gallon of fluid to work, is screwing it up.
	They just came out with a big horse needle.
	So funny, though.
	Horse needle.
	Christina went to the doctor yesterday for a checkup.
	And I said, you know, you know, right?
	She said, yeah, I know.
	She came out and said, yep.
	They tried to push HPV and flu shot on me.
	And I said, no!
	Why is she going to this doctor?
	Women need to have a checkup.
	Well, there's other doctors.
	I have a doctor that never pushes any of this stuff.
	In fact, he says we're over-vaccinated.
	I'm just saying.
	Yeah, I say there's a better doctor out there.
	Yeah.
	Find some, you know, some hippie doctor.
	Dude, this is Gitmo Los Angeles, okay?
	There's no hippie doctors here.
	This is the epitome of big pharma.
	Stupid-ass state.
	Okay, should we take a little break and listen to some Nigel Farage?
	Ah, my hero.
	So, in case you missed it, because of all the incredibly dangerous movie scripts out there.
	Squirrel!
	The United States of Europe...
	It's in disarray because Slovakia, of all the places, Slovakia, said, you know what?
	No, we don't like this whole idea about funding the European Central Bank with slaves' tax money so they can bail out the banks up to 2 trillion euros.
	We don't think that's a good idea for you to steal our money, to give it to your rich friends, to your bankers, to bail them out.
	No, we don't like that idea.
	And so, of course, Nigel Farage has a little, and he takes it all the way back to the Lisbon Treaty, which, of course, was voted down by the Dutch, by the French, and a do-over vote by the Irish.
	And he just vilifies everybody as predictable, but it's just always nice to listen to him.
	Thank you.
	Well, Mr Brosa, I'm always prepared to accept I might be wrong, and I thought the democratic revolution against this Euro lunacy was confined to northern Europe.
	But now we see that Slovakia have joined it.
	And I must say, what a wonderful result that was last night in Slovakia.
	I'm sure many of you here will agree.
	And it's produced, I think...
	The quote of the crisis.
	Richard Sulik, who led the rebels, said, I'd rather be a pariah in Brussels than have to feel ashamed before my children who would be deeper in debt.
	Well, I know how he feels, because I've been somewhat of a pariah here, perhaps for the last ten years.
	But he's got it right, because he's summed up the detachment between Brussels and the real people of the European Union.
	And listening to this today, it's almost as if this debate's been going on inside a padded cell that is the European Parliament, as people compete for who can be the most stupid.
	Who can be the most stupid?
	Who can waste the maximum amount of taxpayers' money?
	I really do think, as a political class, you're all wrong.
	And you're all wrong democratically because nobody has ever given consent for this behaviour.
	And when people do vote no, well, when the French vote no, you ignore them.
	When the Dutch vote no, you ignore them.
	When the Irish vote no, you say, vote again and get it right.
	And when Slovakia vote no, well, we're told today it'll all be okay because they can vote again this week until they get the right answer.
	We've got 17 countries trapped inside this economic prison of the Eurozone.
	And all you can do, Mr Barroso, is stand up and say, we need more power.
	People like you, who've been the architect of this failure, the architect of the misery that is being inflicted upon millions, want more power.
	It's like Barroso in the bunker, unaware of what is happening in the outside world, but planning world domination.
	And in economic terms, it's getting madder and madder.
	I hear the new idea is that the bailout fund will be multiplied, geared up times five, by the European Central Bank, so that you've got your two trillion, Mr Verhofstadt.
	Two trillion!
	Good God!
	Greece is going bankrupt.
	If you lot continue, the whole banking system in Europe is going to go bankrupt.
	The former British Chancellor of the Exchequer, Norman Lamont, this morning described the attempts to save the Euro as the most gigantic Ponzi scheme I'm tempted to think he's right.
	Thank you.
	I love that guy.
	He's so great.
	I think they're going to kill him.
	Barroso.
	Well, they tried.
	They already tried with the airplane.
	Yeah, they tried once.
	Barroso in the bunker.
	I wonder what the time lag is, by the way, when they try to kill the guy.
	You mean when the order goes out?
	Yeah.
	Well, they're just like the vote, you know.
	It's like, do it over.
	Maybe six months.
	It's about time.
	It's about time.
	But it doesn't matter.
	Moment, yeah.
	They're just vilifying his nuts, that's all.
	And they're always laughing at him.
	They always cut away to see you show Barroso laughing and that Schultz guy, that douchebag.
	The trouble is you play an audio clip like that and you don't get any of that.
	You just hear what he says and it's pretty bad.
	NPR, our national trader, actually...
	My goodness.
	They have...
	Was it the Fast Money podcast?
	The Fast Money show?
	It's a podcast as well.
	Or what is it?
	Fast Money?
	It depends.
	No, Fast Money is a CNBC show where these professional traders come on and tell you what to buy.
	It's the real money.
	Anyway...
	They're all over this.
	They're all over this.
	Like, they're crazy.
	This is your national treasure.
	Your public media in the United States talking here.
	Today's Planet Money indicator.
	Planet Money.
	There you go.
	5.4 million.
	The population of Slovakia is 5.4 million.
	Did someone buy you a book of facts and you're just going to open it randomly?
	No.
	This is a random planet money indicator, but its very randomness is why it's such a big deal.
	Today, the fate of Europe's economy, dare I say it, the fate of the world, of the world, I tell you, hangs on those 5.4 million people.
	Slovakia's parliament is voting today on whether to expand Europe's bailout fund.
	As of right now, every other country that uses the euro, that's more than 98% who are all smart, obviously, not like those dumb Slovaks, those stupid idiots who are going to kill the world, of the population of the eurozone, they have already approved this bailout fund expansion.
	But the way the euro works is...
	Every single country has to approve this before it can take effect.
	And so, this fact, the fact that Europe and the world is all hanging on what Slovakia does, the fact that right now, just before we came in here, there's a link on the Wall Street Journal's homepage saying that they are live blogging the parliamentary debate in Slovakia.
	Slovakia!
	Slovakia!
	John, can you believe how crazy this is?
	Slovakia!
	These guys are a-holes.
	Play the douchebag theme, please.
	Yes.
	Douchebag!
	So, that's interesting to listen to that guy, because as I listen, I'm thinking this is, which of course it would be on NPR, PBS, one of the two.
	It is the exact opposite of us.
	Yes!
	Funny how that works, isn't it?
	We're like, good on you!
	It's just a little bit different.
	It's the exact opposite.
	Polar opposite.
	I mean, this thing goes on for another two minutes.
	I could play it at the end of the show if you want.
	Because they actually compare Slovakia to Wisconsin, which is also an interesting name.
	Oh yeah, you trivialize it.
	Yeah.
	That's not really interesting.
	Could you imagine the whole country wants something, but Wisconsin is holding it back?
	It's just crazy.
	What you need, okay, is you need a dictator like Obama.
	I don't know if you caught his jobs conference.
	I watched some C-SPAN this week.
	Did you see that at all, where he was on the panel?
	Listen very carefully to what he says in this short clip.
	But we're not going to wait for Congress.
	So my instruction to Jeff and Gene and Mallory and all the advisors who are sitting around the table is scour this report.
	Identify all those areas in which we can act administratively without additional congressional authorization and just get it done.
	So yeah, of course, Valerie Jarrett is who he's referring to.
	So what I heard him say is, who cares about Congress?
	I'm just going to issue executive orders to get it done.
	That's what he's saying.
	That's what a dictator does.
	He's just saying, who cares about Congress?
	It's not important.
	I'm Obama.
	You did that with the war.
	Yeah.
	I'm Obama.
	I'll drone you, son.
	Win, lose, or drone.
	I'll just get it done.
	Whatever I want, I'll just get it done.
	He's a dictator.
	By the way, word is out that Daly is leaving.
	You know, of the Daly crime family in Chicago.
	He's leaving to what?
	He's leaving the White House.
	He's the new Rahm Emanuel.
	Remember, he's the chief of staff.
	No, he's not.
	Yes, he is.
	What are you talking about?
	Where have you been?
	Daily is the chief of staff.
	Hello?
	I'm looking.
	You've forgotten about this somehow?
	Bill Daley?
	No, I know Daley's got something.
	Bill Daley, Chief of Staff.
	He's the new Rahm Emanuel.
	Don't you remember Rahm Emanuel left to become...
	That's funny because, yeah, I know Rahm Emanuel took Daley's job in Chicago.
	Right, and Daley took Rahm Emanuel's job.
	He's the Chief of Staff and he's already announced he's leaving.
	I think it was just a holding position.
	No, I'm going to tell you what's happening.
	Wall Street is pissed.
	Wall Street is not having anything to do with this president.
	They are not going to support him.
	And the big scandal, by the way, you watch.
	Yeah, no, this is not, okay, yeah, this guy.
	This is not the Chicago Daily.
	Yes, he is.
	Yes, he is.
	He's the brother of former, let's see.
	Yes, she's from the Daily Crime family in Chicago.
	Yes, he is.
	He's from, but he's not the mayor, the ex-mayor.
	I didn't say that.
	He's from, no, he's not the mayor.
	That's why I was confused.
	No, no.
	Okay.
	So here's what's happening.
	Wall Street hates Obama.
	He screwed him over.
	The only thing he did right is not put him in jail.
	Right?
	That's the only thing that he didn't do.
	That's a mistake he made then.
	Well, in the long run, yeah.
	If you think about it.
	In the long run, yeah.
	So what they are doing is they're going to screw him royally so that he doesn't run again.
	And here's the way I see it playing out.
	Should I be writing this in the Red Book?
	Well, some of it's already in the Red Book.
	So we know Obama's going to quit.
	Now, the reason why he's going to quit is because of a scandal.
	And it's not the Fast and Furious.
	It's not.
	It is the bailout.
	And you'll see that Solyndra is just the tip of the iceberg.
	Because what happened is all this money that was supposed to go to banks, to lend, to small businesses, it went to...
	Venture capital.
	It went into existing green bull crap.
	It went into this BS like Solyndra.
	And it got stolen.
	And it was set up that way.
	We're going to steal this money.
	We're going to bring it in.
	We're going to flip it around.
	Take the company public.
	We bail out before the taxpayers do.
	Next up, light squared.
	Light Squared is another one of these companies that got a guaranteed load from the government.
	And what Wall Street is doing is they're going to do everything in their power to crack the, we'll just call it the Solyndra scandal, wide open so people can see that hundreds of billions of dollars were stolen.
	Stolen, literally, with the Obama administration and their friends.
	And Obama has nothing to do with it.
	He's dumb.
	I'm just saying it right now.
	He's dumb.
	He's a great campaigner.
	That's all he does.
	And they are going to outspend on whoever they choose.
	And I hope to God it's Ron Paul, but of course I still in the Red Book have that it's going to be the next shill, which is Gabrielle Giffords.
	They're going to run her against Obama.
	They are going to outspend him two to one.
	If he raises half a billion, they'll raise a billion.
	And it's all about the advertising.
	That's how we choose our presidents in these United States of Gitmo Nation.
	And this guy is out.
	The administration is crumbling.
	And Holder will get screwed.
	He'll get thrown to the lions to protect Lucifer.
	But it's over.
	It's over for this administration.
	Go ahead.
	We can stop there.
	You're repeating yourself.
	I'm just going to say I think we can see the resignation come within the next three months.
	Let's do a couple of exercises here.
	And then I want to talk about light squared a little bit because that seems like it is a percolating scandal of the highest order.
	Because it involves the FCC and all kinds of weird corruption and also involves the military and a bunch of other things.
	Who is going to run in his place?
	Gabrielle Giffords.
	Oh, you think she's going to run?
	Oh, okay.
	No.
	But I like it.
	I mean, I like the idea in terms of a great drama, but let's say she doesn't run.
	There's no backup.
	It doesn't matter.
	Biden.
	No, he's too dumb.
	He's uncontrollable.
	He's like a drone without control.
	He says stupid things.
	No, they can't have him.
	No, they need someone who can't talk, someone who has problems speaking, but looks great, and is an American hero.
	That's what they need.
	It's Gabrielle Giffords.
	I'm telling you this.
	This is so obvious to me.
	I have to look into this.
	Well, I already told you that I don't even think she got shot for real.
	No, we already went over that, and I think you've got really good stuff.
	We should remind people what site to go to.
	I don't think we need to beat it up again.
	Wellaware1.com.
	Wellaware1.com.
	This guy also, by the way, will show you a lot of the actors on Wall Street.
	Some fascinating stuff.
	He had a clip the other day.
	I really like this guy.
	He had a clip where he showed that some of the footage from Libya was shot in the deserts of Nevada and Arizona.
	He said it was shot like six or seven months ago.
	It doesn't matter.
	He says, you know, they just pull it out when they need it.
	Now, this guy's all over it, but he's compelling evidence what that guy has.
	I agree.
	He's very good material.
	He does an outstanding job of piecing stuff together and making you believe him.
	Yes.
	Do you want to talk about Solyndra?
	No, it's light squared.
	I'm sorry, light squared?
	Yeah.
	Solyndra is just doing a money grab.
	By the way, the funny thing about Solyndra is they were just on the borderline and giving them another half billion before they couldn't keep the balls in the air long enough to get the rest of the money.
	No, it's crazy.
	It's crazy.
	No, this other thing, this light squared thing seems to be some sort of a...
	This is the...
	People are saying, well, the problem with the new iPhone, the problem with this is there's no LTE, and everyone keeps talking about LTE. And lights, which is the data transfer methodology that's high speed for cell phones.
	Well, and this company seems to have locked up most of the licenses around the country for, like, putting LTE into play.
	But...
	And...
	The problem is that within 200 miles, every time they test it, within 200 miles of a cell tower, it knocks out all the GPS. And so the FCC is now between a rock and a hard place because the head of the FCC is an Obama boy.
	That goes along with the program, and so they're pushing through licenses for this operation, when in fact the military, which is the mistake they're making by messing with the military, has said, we can't have this running at all.
	You're referring to General Shelton, who was the commander of the Air Force Space Command, And he told congressional leaders in a closed-door session that the White House tried to pressure him to change his testimony to favor Light Squared.
	And, of course, the CEO of Light Squared is a huge donor to the Democratic Party.
	Yeah, he's a bundler, actually.
	Bundler, yeah, a bundler.
	Explain how bundling works, because that's an important...
	Well, let's say I want to impress Obama and get his ear.
	You want to be an ambassador.
	You want to be an ambassador.
	I want to be the ambassador of France.
	Right.
	So I've been in the political...
	Really?
	Why France?
	Why not a warm country?
	Why France?
	Just because of the wine?
	Stinky cheese?
	Really?
	Yeah, cheese.
	Oh, all right.
	Okay.
	So anyway, the...
	But I've been a political player for a long time, so I know the ropes, and I know that I can only give so much money personally, but I can also put parties together, I can set up the $30,000 plate dinners, and I can get people to come to them, which is more important than just setting them up.
	And I can strong-arm people and get people to give money to him.
	Essentially, I get credit for it, but I don't actually give him any money.
	So I'm essentially bundling piles of money and sending him piles of money.
	I'm the one who gets the thanks, and I'm the one who gets the ambassadorship, not the people who did all the...
	And that ambassadorship is no joke, by the way.
	I think it's like 80% of all bundlers literally become ambassadors.
	Yeah.
	It's awesome.
	That's what they're doing it for.
	Yeah.
	I mean, one of the big bundlers in the valley, he's not big enough, apparently.
	I mean, he's got enough money to do this himself, but John Doerr does this.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, and he'd love an ambassadorship.
	He would love nothing more.
	This is the rumor.
	He wants to be either the ambassador to England or the ambassador.
	He wants to be an ambassador.
	I used to know what to wear.
	We should become ambassador.
	We could be the first gay ambassador couple.
	So I'm thinking, if we could be any sort of ambassador, apparently the plum is the Vatican.
	Oh, yeah.
	Because there's nothing to do, and you get this great posh office, and apparently the wine and food at the Vatican, when you have these little events, beats France.
	Off the hook, I bet.
	And you can have sex with children who are 15 there, because that's the law in the Vatican, right?
	Or was it 13?
	I can't remember.
	Remember we had that list?
	No, I'd love it.
	I'd love us to be the first.
	Queer and questioning ambassadorship goes to John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry.
	Yeah, in your dreams.
	You wish.
	Yeah, I certainly do.
	I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
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	Frequent donor.
	Frequent donor.
	Sorry?
	A frequent donor, I said.
	Yeah, frequent donor.
	And he keep giving good karma to his wife, my kids, and future kids and me, so he needs another karma call out.
	I think this is a double somehow.
	You've got karma.
	I think...
	And this actually makes me feel sad because I thought we did okay this week, but I'm seeing doubles on the list.
	These are ones that we did on Sunday.
	It could be.
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	John Heinemann, Monaco, Pennsylvania, $75.
	Thanks for the show.
	I've been listening for a few months.
	Need a dedouching.
	Although last time we did a double on somebody, he said he felt bad about it, so he donated again.
	Just finished my PhD in education.
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	The Marinoff thing is a double.
	I just finished my PhD in education.
	Could use some karma for some things I'm working on, including a paper for an upcoming conference in Adams' new location, Austin, Texas.
	All right, double shot coming at you, my friend.
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	Here's some karma.
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	You've got karma.
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	I like that number.
	That's cool.
	Yeah, it's funny that we both come in.
	No one's done that before when we get two.
	Incoming Georgia in the morning, we'll listen to the show on my headphones.
	In the office, I share with my kids.
	My 14-year-old turned to me and asked, what is that that keeps going da-da-da-da-don-da-don-da-don, mimicking the exact tune of the Dvorak.org slash N-A jingle?
	Da-da-da-da-da-don-da-don-da.
	That's what it is.
	It even works when they can't hear it.
	Let's try it again, kids.
	Karma for my last donation has already been received, so I thought I'd pitch in again to keep the karma train rolling.
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	In the morning, guys, quick donation so I can stop being a douchebag.
	And thank you for all you do.
	Also, please add me to the list of folks looking for a podcast license.
	So I think we'll give them a de-douche.
	You've been de-douched.
	Here's the $60 donation from Ben Caddy from Melbourne, who gave that to us, cash.
	Actually, it was pretty cool, because there were two, actually, Dutch people.
	And they're like, so what are you doing?
	And I usually say, nothing.
	I just screw around on the internet.
	And of course, Mickey always blows my cover.
	And she's like, no, it's great.
	It's beautiful waking up every morning knowing that we're being supported by people listening to the show.
	And that's how we make our living.
	And people are like, really?
	Really?
	I'm like, eh.
	Yeah, really.
	Because they find it hard to believe, right?
	It's like, that's your model?
	Yeah, all we do is we just talk and have a little conversation.
	People listen in, and they support us because we're doing something they like.
	I'm like, yeah, okay.
	And then as we're walking out, Ben comes up and says, hey, in the morning, here's $60.
	I thought those people were going to shit themselves right there.
	So yeah, it happens everywhere I go.
	Yeah.
	That's funny.
	Well, a lot of people don't get it.
	Well, they don't listen to the show.
	No.
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	Sorry?
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	I don't know why I keep going out to dinner with slaves.
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	Not the usual 5150 like usual, but for the matching something.
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	I can't say it, apparently.
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	That must be an interesting town out in the middle of nowhere.
	5510.
	I've been trying to keep up with the show and inflict it on as many people as I can, propagating the formula as often as I can.
	A donation was warned as I've been receiving the end of some good karma lately, mostly received by begging for it in the chat room because I was too flat-ass broke to actually donate.
	Mm-hmm.
	Good karma got me into a competitive school.
	I applied in order to make career change or an electronics engineering type to firefighting.
	Had to move and sell my house to go to school.
	So many things could have gone wrong, but it all came together.
	I blame any karma, no agenda karma.
	It's channeling my way from the good slaves in the chat room.
	I have a six and a half hour drive home from school every couple of weeks, and when my classmates carpool with me, I force them to listen to the no agenda.
	It's like you roll up the windows and force them to listen.
	That's cool.
	I like that.
	Anyway, they're beginning to open their eyes to the real world around them and question the shit fed to them by the mass media.
	Anyhow...
	If I could, I'd like to send out a bit of karma to my sister, and her husband are bringing in a new human resource to the world pretty soon, and my brother is competing at the Pan Am Championships in Mexico.
	So give him some karma.
	You've got karma.
	And his friend, Douchebag Kurt, will get part of that.
	Mm-hmm.
	Uh...
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	Double nickels on the dime.
	Hey John and Adam, thank you for opening the eyes of a libertarian who thought he was a Republican.
	I think that's pretty common.
	We don't need labels.
	You're either enslaved or you're enslaved with your eyes open.
	There's no other thing.
	I think you could be a libertarian.
	I've been listening for a while and finally bought a podcast license last month.
	Still haven't received it, Adam.
	Yeah.
	Now offer up double nickels on the dime, so please give me a de-douching.
	I'm sorry, I'm behind.
	You've been de-douched.
	I knew that was going to happen, but I'm behind.
	Yeah, of course.
	Also, if I can get some karma and a shout-out for a college football podcast I'm part of called SEC and the Rest.
	As an unpaid producer of the show, I know y'all's pain.
	And finally, I'd like to call out my girlfriend, Crystal, for being a douchebagette.
	Douchebagette.
	I like the douchebagette.
	For refusing to donate because people who fly Cessnas don't need my money.
	Yeah.
	Let me see.
	How about people who eat Cessnas?
	Does that help?
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	You had to sell it because of people like you, Crystal.
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	I think you were doing the same thing, or Mimi was.
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	Right on.
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	We're going to do that in a second.
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	I do, too.
	But the donation is for his birthday.
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	John and Adam, thanks for the greatest show ever.
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	So what's happening, John?
	Hackerocity.
	Hackerocity, no.
	So, there's a couple of things.
	I think, play the clip, Name That Bank.
	Okay.
	Is this a test?
	Is this an Ask Adam?
	It's going to be.
	Customers wanting to close their accounts at a local bank were met with a strong no.
	Why the bank refused to give them their money.
	Bank of America?
	Oh, it's amazing that you would say that because none of these news shows ever mention the bank.
	Oh, really?
	They don't mention that it's Bank of America?
	Well, you know, they're big donors to NPR. I sure haven't heard much on the NPR news about Bank of America, who's a huge donor for the NewsHour.
	Maybe I'm wrong.
	Maybe I missed it.
	But I haven't seen an in-depth story about the Bank of America telling people you can't close your account, you can't have your money.
	You know, there was another egregious thing.
	The upcoming debate, there's another debate on Tuesday, I think, which will be hosted by Anderson Pooper, sponsored by the U.S. gas industry.
	So guess what?
	We'll get a lot of questions about the XL pipeline and none about the gas industry.
	Nothing about fracking.
	Nothing about fracking.
	By the way, it was four hours and someone tweeted me and I sat through at least an hour and a half and my eyes were glazing over.
	Did you see the public commentary on the XL pipeline?
	So what the State Department, Lucifer, is doing, because for some reason she's in charge of it.
	You're talking about that Keystone Pipeline, whatever it's called, that goes down the guts of the country from Canada to Texas?
	Yeah, down to South Texas, exactly.
	Yeah, but why?
	Because Texas hasn't got any oil down there, or they haven't got any refineries?
	What's the point of this thing?
	Well, they just need to ship it from Canada down to the coast so we can ship it off to China from there.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, why would we...
	No, that coast doesn't ship to China.
	That coast ships to Europe and South America.
	Oh, Europe then.
	South America, Europe, whatever.
	Someone else.
	It has nothing to do with us.
	Apparently, because they'd bused people in.
	This was the open thing where you get three minutes and you can say, well, you know, so there's a lot of environmental organizations saying this is horrible.
	A lot of people saying we need alternative energy, which I'm sorry, that just doesn't cut it as an argument because it doesn't work.
	It doesn't pay for itself.
	There's a lot of that, but then there were a couple people who were really four, and they rolled out this old Native American lady, and she's like, I've been a Native American Indian, and I think it's all good.
	Apparently, someone, I guess one of the pro people was up there, and then they get heckled from the other side of the audience.
	Apparently, one of them actually said, go cut your hair.
	Which we've been waiting for.
	And I said, I wanted to get the clip.
	I was like, that'll be too funny.
	Because you predicted this.
	You predicted this.
	First it was get a job, which I'm now saying to all the Occupy Wall Streeters, get a job.
	And next is get a haircut.
	Yeah, it's just a rerun of the 60s.
	Apparently someone said it.
	Someone said get a haircut.
	You'll be hearing it more.
	I'm bummed.
	Well, yeah, we will.
	I wanted it now.
	It was good.
	So, red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert issued for the Canary Islands.
	It's happening.
	They had an underground eruption of the volcano on the island of Las Palmas, La Palma.
	And, of course, if this thing really blows, El Hierro.
	A big part of the Canary Islands will break off and will cause a tsunami that will, of course, flood the entire east coast of the United States and make everyone move to West Virginia.
	But they had the first actual, they call it the phase pre-eruptive.
	And there's a red alert issued.
	All residents have been evacuated from the town of El Hierro.
	And this is something that's been protected for, what, 100 years or something?
	It's been a while.
	I know we've been getting some emails from people in West Virginia who are kind of having to experience all these government guys floating around looking for places people can stay.
	Looking for a beachfront property, apparently.
	Because, you know, it could happen.
	Mickey, you know, Mickey lived there.
	In the Canary Islands?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, she lived there.
	Yeah, she lived on the furthest point, actually, where Columbus sailed from, apparently.
	And as she said, it was really cute and great until she found out.
	It's supposed to be a real pretty little area.
	Yeah, she said it was great until, you know, she lived there for a year and then, you know, it turns out all the kids in town are all hooked on heroin because there's nothing to do and it's all messed up and got a little depressing.
	But that's the one thing that everyone's always talking about is El Hierro.
	And when that thing goes, then the island breaks in two and everyone's just kind of sitting there smoking heroin waiting for it to happen, I guess.
	And now it looks like it might take place.
	Yeah.
	No.
	It'll be interesting if it does, because it's supposed to create a huge tsunami that will move, I guess it's going to hit, it would hit the east coast with 30 foot or higher.
	Oh, higher.
	100 foot waves, yeah.
	And just wipe out the entire coast.
	But the people will be okay, because they'll all be moving to West Virginia.
	Well, I wonder how long it takes for that wave to cross the Atlantic.
	It's not very far.
	Oh, it'll take a day or two.
	We'll have time.
	We'll have time.
	The roads will be clogged.
	There's no way you can get out.
	There's going to be a disaster.
	I would just get into the Chrysler building.
	Yeah.
	You think that's going to stand the wavage?
	Oh, yeah.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	So how many people can we fit in the Chrysler building?
	Not enough.
	No.
	And the Empire State Building is built like a brick shithouse, so that'll hold up.
	So, last night as I was prepping, Nikki was watching the rerun, she hadn't seen it, of X Factor.
	Which, by the way, there's not a lot of people watching that anymore because it's going away.
	But it's still beautiful and there's still talent and she loves that.
	But man, every commercial break had the first lady, Michelle Obama, with her insincere look with the first second lady, Jill Biden, Jill O'Biden, Talking about how we have to help the families of our heroes.
	And it kept coming back, this commercial.
	And I started to get really upset.
	It's a house ad.
	Or a PSA. Yeah, it is.
	It is a PSA. So they're getting no income from that ad.
	No, because the show is a failure.
	They lost like 2-3 million viewers from their opening of the series.
	Why do you think that is?
	People are tired of it.
	They want more vagina jokes.
	There's sure a lot of new sitcoms this season.
	None of them funny, by the way.
	But anyway, I started to get literally just pissed off because they're so insincere.
	They're like, our heroes are fighting over...
	I'm like, you're sending these poor boys and girls over to fight a war they don't understand.
	The majority of them are going to vote for Ron Paul.
	And of course, those are the votes that always get tossed away and are found behind a building and it was too late and doesn't count.
	Because the art service personnel aren't stupid.
	They know what's going on.
	They know it's a scam.
	They know what's happening.
	It's the same.
	Everyone knows it's a scam.
	And then these two insincere...
	I don't want to insult, but these bitches, I hate them.
	They made me so mad.
	Maybe help a hero, the family of a hero, helping.
	And Michelle Obama makes a face.
	He's like, oh yes, I'm so sincere.
	I'm so one of you.
	And so there's this whole thing to make her one of us.
	To make her, you know, to make her real and just like everybody else.
	And to do that, they bring in Al Roker, who I've worked with and is an absolute dick.
	And he interviewed the FLOTUS, as we call her, First Lady of the United States.
	And this is a build-on, and of course it's a promotion for every unionized shop in the country.
	He interviews her about how normal she is and how common she is, and it's a big scam with that dick Al Roker.
	You know, normal and calming with her budget.
	Oh, yeah.
	We're there to help participate in her Let's Move event.
	We're going to tell you more about that later this morning.
	But we also talked to Mrs.
	Obama about her recent shopping trip to Target.
	Check it out.
	Check it out.
	To Target.
	I'm Mount Roker.
	I'm in with Target.
	We also have pictures of you at Target.
	Didn't we talk about this on the last show, her on her visit to Target?
	Yeah, but it gets better.
	This is new.
	This is new.
	Do you sometimes miss the ability to do something like that on a regular basis?
	Absolutely, but quiet as it's kept, although not so quiet.
	I do that more frequently than people realize.
	And it's amazing how people...
	Oh, we should all go to Target.
	We might get to see her.
	No, no, no.
	There's more places you should go.
	They don't expect to see me at Starbucks.
	Starbucks?
	Okay, let's just do the ding each time.
	So we have Target.
	We have Starbucks.
	At Chipotle?
	I actually took Bo to Petco.
	Petco?
	And the cashier asked me, oh, what kind of dog is that?
	He said a Portuguese water dog.
	He didn't recognize us because he didn't expect that we would be in Petco.
	So, you know, my secret's out, but we try to sneak out as much as possible, and it helps to keep our kids' lives normal.
	Did the cashier look twice at the...
	It's a crock of crap.
	Yeah, of course it's crap.
	He recognized it.
	There's no way she's sneaking out.
	She's full of it.
	But plenty of people have been in Baskin and Robbins a number of times.
	Baskin and Robbins!
	Yeah, of course.
	You know how the kids aren't really paying attention?
	They're looking right through you.
	They don't know it's me.
	Do you like the big bug?
	Do you go to Costco?
	Do you buy a lot of toilet tissue at once?
	You know, we pretty much have our supply stock, so, you know, I know.
	It's one of the advantages.
	A lot of perks.
	You can't get that toilet tissue with a toilet.
	She does it often.
	I know.
	I'm Al Roker.
	Douchebag.
	It's so...
	It angers me, that stuff.
	You know that's bullcrap.
	Oh, yeah.
	She can't go anywhere without two or three Secret Service guys with her all the time, and one for each of the kids at least.
	So there's a whole contingent that comes in, and she's not going to drive up in a Jeep.
	You know, she's coming into some procession.
	She doesn't go to these places, by the way.
	If she does, it's a bunch of bullcrap.
	This is like blatant plugs that are actually illegal, as far as I know.
	I agree.
	Yeah.
	Well I mean it's not illegal for a commercial network like NBC. We have all these companies as their sponsors.
	And again, a lot of them are union shops, so it's all a union hit job.
	There was a funny video I came across speaking of these big stores, Walmart, who I guess aren't unionized, are they?
	I think Walmart is just, that's just slavery, right?
	Pure slavery.
	So there's these guys that put together this YouTube video, and they go into Walmarts, and then they kind of look over the shoulder of employees to see what the code is to get on the intercom system.
	Which is, it's like, you know, you pick up any of those phones that are on the wall, they're everywhere, on like a post or something.
	Yeah, and you can make announcements.
	See, here's what they do.
	Do something on the intercom, just pay attention to what they're doing.
	The code here happens to be pound 9611.
	Don't tell anybody.
	611.
	Attention Walmart shoppers, 9-11 was an inside job.
	Google World Trade Center 7 came down in 6.5 seconds.
	Thank you.
	That's better.
	More.
	Attention Walmart shoppers, Google Operation Northwoods, 1962 plan to carry out terrorism.
	Thank you.
	And another one?
	Never before in the history of the world has a modern steel structure collapsed on fire.
	Google Operation Northwoods, WTC-7, and Terrorstorms.
	And then my favorite, you know how they sometimes page people?
	This is good.
	Dick Cheney to the front, please.
	Dick Cheney, you're wanted for the crimes of 9-11.
	I love that.
	Dick Cheney to the front, you're wanted for the crimes of 9-11.
	Yeah, you know what the deal is here?
	What ends up coming out?
	They find this guy?
	Identity theft.
	Oh, yeah.
	WTC7 won't go away.
	I thought that was funny.
	We need more of those videos.
	You need to do it as much as you can.
	That's an Occupy.
	Occupy Walmart.
	That's what you need to do.
	Yeah, and I'd probably pound 9611 is at all the stores.
	And there must be a way that you can set up some kind of forward or some kind of box on one of these things so you can just call in from the outside and get on the intercom.
	Yeah, there's got to be.
	That would be awesome.
	That's the kind of stuff we need.
	That is what makes it good.
	That would really have them baffled, by the way.
	Oh, yeah.
	And that's where we need to be going with this.
	That made me laugh.
	Also, Walmart shoppers, noagendashow.com every Thursday and Sunday.
	Yeah.
	Or shutupslaves.com.
	There was a revelation in a soap opera the other day.
	Oh?
	A revelation?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Oops, sorry.
	They always try to bring technology into the soap operas before they kill them all off.
	Uh-huh.
	And this one here had a little technology and then somebody breathless about it.
	I'm going to talk to Belle to get him to tell her where they were going, and he wouldn't do it.
	Let's find out the tail number.
	Look it up online.
	I can track the flight from there.
	We'll find out where Stephanie and Liam are headed.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay, okay.
	You can Google tail numbers?
	Really?
	So, the joke of it, though, was that the site was down.
	That's funny.
	How about if we do WalmartSucks.com?
	And then people can go in and say...
	I'd put five bucks right now that WalmartSucks.com has long since grabbed.
	Look it up.
	It's probably got a site.
	I'm looking up.
	WalmartSucks.com.
	Sucks.com.
	Let me see.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you're right.
	Oh, it's Mark Monitor Brand Protection.
	Oh, that's cool.
	So there's a company out there that registers that stuff so that no one else can.
	Yeah, Walmart's on top of it.
	Yeah, let me see.
	WalmartSucks.com.
	Let me see what it goes to.
	Trusted to manage the world's leading brands.
	Melbourne IT DBS. This internet address is being managed by Melbourne IT DBS, one of the world's top brands.
	At the present time, there is no active website for the address.
	It may be under construction, or the owner may have reserved the address for future needs.
	Yeah, when you suck.
	Well, we can do something that will be Walmart.
	I bet you Walmart sucks.
	S-U-X. Because they don't think like that.
	Let's see.
	S-U-X. But that's not good for the slaves at Walmart.
	That's registered, but it is not by the IT Brand Solutions guys.
	It's just a parked page.
	Okay.
	Walmart drone or something like that, you know, that people can remember.
	So you get on the intercom and you yell that out, and then people say, oh, it's a Walmart promotion.
	Please visit the site, Walmart drones.
	How about Walmart specials?
	Walmart Specials.
	The thing is, if you use their name like that on a website, they will go after you.
	Good.
	It's available, by the way.
	Walmart Specials.
	You think that would be available?
	Yeah, that's bad.
	But Walmart Specials is not.
	Walmart Specials is available.
	Walmart Specials goes to Walmart.
	Anyway, something like that, and then just go in and propagate that meme.
	Get it out there.
	I think it's a great way.
	I need some stickers.
	We need more people with stickers.
	I still haven't seen any stickers in the toll booths.
	I'm going to have to make my own stickers.
	And people have not been calling C-SPAN. Or TMZ. TMZ is wide open.
	There's a lot of opportunities.
	We've got to get more listeners, folks.
	That's the main thing here.
	No, that really is the main issue.
	And people are, you know, it's tough times.
	Everyone's busy, I understand.
	But I think we really do need that.
	I think we deserve the help, quite honestly.
	Angelina Jolie visits Libya to show Solidaria.
	Solidaria.
	Solidarity.
	She's named her new kid, Solidaria.
	They bought a new kid in Libya, named her Solidaria.
	Solidaria.
	UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie was in Libya on Tuesday for a visit to help agencies bringing aid to Libyans.
	Oh, she's boots on the ground.
	Here's her statement from Reuters.
	I've come to Libya for a variety of reasons.
	To see a country in transition at every level and to witness efforts to fully realize the promise of the Arab Spring.
	Sorry, Angelina Jolie.
	My fantasy of sleeping with you just went away.
	At...
	The country faces a host of challenges including internally displaced people, refugees, rule of law, security, sanitation, education, health and other humanitarian needs.
	All of these pieces must be delivered and coordinated properly in an environment of reconciliation and justice.
	What, is she going to be welcoming the troops personally?
	You know this has to happen.
	That's the next step.
	It's like, oh, we have to put NATO troops in because it's in disarray.
	It's disgusting.
	I'm so embarrassed by my country that we set that up and droned all those people.
	Unbelievable.
	Alright, got anything to roll us out with, Johnny Boy?
	No, I did get this.
	I was watching this blowjob piece on CNBC about Elon Musk.
	Oh, that's an interesting guy.
	You mean the guy who's broke?
	Well, he's got these rockets and he does the little car and he does all these other things.
	And he's married some hot new woman.
	And they show her with him.
	And the guy's a cold fish, I have to say.
	But she talks about something that...
	That kind of got my attention.
	The idea that Elon, you know, he has this vision of the future and he definitely wants to push the idea of an electric jet.
	In Elon Musk's vision of the future, you'll have clean and renewable sources of energy feeding the grid and all of our vehicles will run off that.
	This is really the future.
	It's something you want to tell stories about.
	You know, he wants to do so many things.
	I mean, he has an idea for an electric jet.
	He wants to work on nuclear fusion.
	You know, he wants to remake the highways in Los Angeles.
	Yeah, well, start there.
	What's an electric jet?
	I don't know.
	What's an electric jet?
	Elon Musk is confusing himself with Tom Swift.
	What is an electric jet?
	I don't know, man.
	Let's look it up on the book of knowledge.
	There must be an entry.
	Consult the book of knowledge!
	I'm pretty sure there's a Tom Swift and his electric jet on the Gutenberg Press.
	You know, those books were written, they're all in the open domain, public domain.
	Oh, yeah.
	They're all hilarious, by the way.
	I love them.
	As a kid, I loved reading Tom Swift.
	I read them, too.
	That's probably the...
	That's our connection right there.
	We've made a love connection here on Win, Lose, or Drone!
	Sorry.
	LLC, Electric Jet, is a privately owned, dedicated to clean, efficient energy transfer alternatives.
	Apparently...
	The jet, I guess the electricity produces hydrogen from water or something, and then it feeds the jet engine.
	We all know that this eventually, of course, is going to be Nikola Tesla's work that was all destroyed and burned as he was left to die in a New York hotel room.
	This is zero-point energy.
	It does exist.
	Oh, please.
	You have to finish the show with some crazy nonsense of zero-point energy.
	There's no such thing.
	It's impossible.
	Unless you somehow can soak up dark energy in the universe.
	Which exists.
	It's in the ether.
	Absolutely.
	This is what Tesla was all about.
	There is energy in the ether.
	And when I come by and pick you up on my real electric jet, you'll be going, oh, hey, man, can I have a ride?
	And I'll be like, no, bitch.
	No, bitch, you can't ride on my jet.
	Because you didn't believe in it.
	You're not a believer.
	You're a denier.
	You denied the whole idea.
	You watch.
	Yeah, and by the way, the electric jet produces no carbon.
	Of course not.
	It includes a pure hydrogen-oxygen-enclosed engine, eliminating all pollutants.
	Additionally, the Electric Jet LLC is exploring the potential of superconductors.
	Go for that, too.
	In an electric thruster configuration.
	Don't be a denier, John.
	This is a gem.
	Don't be a denier.
	Electricjetllc.com if you want to invest.
	I'm not going to invest.
	You wouldn't think.
	But it's real easy.
	Part of this is orgone energy.
	Oh, brother.
	Wilhelm Reich.
	Part of it is what's in the ether that Tesla discovered early on.
	A lot of it has to do with magnetism and certain spots in the earth.
	The earth is a great conductor.
	Schumann resonance.
	All of this stuff definitely is there.
	It's just been withheld from us throughout the years.
	That's the only thing.
	All right, to wrap it up.
	About 100 people demonstrated outside the White House yesterday.
	The Secret Service says one person was arrested after throwing a shoe at a uniformed officer.
	Good job.
	A shoe.
	We love that.
	More shoes!
	Throw your shoes!
	All right, everybody.
	So we'll take care of our knighthoods and sainthoods, etc., on Sunday's show.
	And Jean-Claude, as always...
	Good talking with you?
	Sounds good.
	I want to remind people to go and help us out here with the No Agenda show donations at dvorak.org slash na.
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	Yeah.
	And, uh, yeah.
	We're packing up, man.
	We're getting ready so we can go to Camp Mofo.
	All right.
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