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	I'm going to give Pfizer the benefit of the doubt on this story.
	Adam Curry.
	John C. Dvorak.
	It's Sunday, May 29, 2011.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination.
	Episode 308.
	This is no agenda.
	Awaiting my vaccination against hypersexual disorder here at the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center.
	Located in Gitmo Nation West, the People's Republic of Southern California.
	In the morning, I'm Adam Curry.
	And just getting up, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's time.
	And in the morning to you, John.
	In the morning to you, Sir Adam, and all ships at sea and feet on the ground.
	And the boots in my bed.
	And, of course, I do now.
	Of course, to all the human resources who showed up loyally on this Memorial Day weekend in the chat room, noagendastream.com, noagendachat.net.
	Highly appreciated.
	It's good to see you all in there, charged up and ready to go.
	Exactly the way not only does your government want you to be, but you have to be because we've got to take advantage of your $9.1 million net worth over your lifetime.
	So it looks as if they're still rioting in Egypt.
	Yeah, because I think they figured it out.
	They figured it out.
	Hey, wait a minute.
	We got screwed on this deal.
	This is a scam.
	This is not a...
	Hey, wait a minute.
	What happened to Yes We Can?
	Yeah.
	You know, John, I am, by now, this is 308 episodes.
	We've done 307 episodes of this program.
	I am weather-worn.
	I have a good protective coating against the means and ways of the elites of Gitmo Nation.
	Call them the New World Order, whatever you want.
	It doesn't matter.
	But I really get irked when they throw it in my face.
	Yeah, this seems to bother you more than the actual mechanism itself.
	Exactly.
	So when the extension of the Patriot Act was signed by a robot, that's just throwing it in my face, okay?
	That's just unnecessary.
	Right.
	It's unnecessary.
	It's not okay.
	It's just like, watch this.
	Let's really freak him out.
	I just can't believe it.
	Let me ask you a question about that.
	For those of you who don't know...
	It was actually...
	Do you want to hear the little CNN clip where they discussed this?
	Yeah, you might as well give them a little background.
	I just want to, for our viewers, read this part of the Constitution.
	Article 1, Section 7 of the U.S. Constitution says, Every bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate shall, before it becomes a law, be presented to the President of the United States.
	If he approve, he shall sign it, but if not, he shall return it.
	So...
	It doesn't say specifically he's got to be there.
	Now we've got some video of these auto pens which mimic a person's signature.
	Well, obviously the framers could not have foreseen an auto pen, but actually the issue of people being able to sign for you goes back before the creation of our republic.
	In fact, one of the earliest cases is the Lord Lovelace case.
	It's less racy than it sounds.
	In 1632, starting with those cases, the courts have allowed other people to sign for clients or other attorneys.
	And that is done routinely.
	I have colleagues that have signed briefs for me if I'm out of town.
	With a president, it's obviously more problematic.
	The assumption of the framers is that the president would physically sign.
	And, in fact, that's the best practice.
	This is, in fact, a worrisome trend.
	You know, there's a sort of Max Headroom effect of the presidency, of having presidents that speak off teleprompters and now sign bills virtually.
	That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
	Thank you.
	That's right.
	Our president is Max Headroom.
	It's all over.
	Go home, people.
	He looks a little like Max Headroom.
	And so, when this happened, so many things clicked into place.
	Remember on the last show, last week, we were talking about...
	Are you okay?
	Those are things clicking into place.
	What are you talking about?
	You said things clicked into place.
	Oh, I have no idea what you were talking about.
	Oh, go away.
	Please, I have no time for people.
	There we go.
	Somebody's calling you in the middle of the show?
	I know!
	It's my friend from England, Michelle Harper.
	He doesn't even know if the internet is actually something that exists.
	I heard about this internet thing.
	Anyway.
	Okay, something clicked into place.
	Yeah, something clicked into place.
	So, of course, in the last show, we talked about our president signing the Westminster Abbey guest book, Barack Obama, May 24, 2008.
	And with this auto-pen thing...
	To me, this is almost second half of the show stuff.
	Were it not actually happening, I'm not making this up.
	So the president, whichever Barack Obama it is, this could be the nomination model.
	Now, you and I both have an assertion that there possibly are two Barack Obamas.
	Remember, we had to have...
	Two inaugurations because of the so-called flub.
	There do seem to be, you know, there's a gray-haired Obama and the fresh, perky Obama, who I think is now in Europe.
	But this one is programmed only to do one thing, and that's to get elected.
	And so they reactivated the program, you know, when they sent him on the road for his European world tour, except they didn't tweak it properly, and they forgot to, like, you know, they have a date problem.
	And the guy's a total robot.
	Yes, we can!
	2008!
	Hello, Ireland!
	Hello, everybody!
	It's the same bot they pulled out for the first election.
	Everything he's doing is about getting elected.
	And they just didn't change the programming to reflect 2011.
	Okay.
	I mean, it's not unthinkable.
	And then...
	Not unthinkable.
	Of course not.
	They could actually have an actual robot that looks like...
	Well, they have an actual robot to sign his name.
	Who cares?
	The guy could be in a coma.
	Oh, he blinked.
	It's okay.
	Activate the pen.
	I thought it was a pen that he has, a virtual pen someplace else, and as he writes, the robot pen copies his signature.
	Well, you know, the reporting is so stellar in Gitmo Nation that, of course, no one has even looked into what it does or how it works.
	I think it's programmed.
	I think it's the modern-day version of the stamp that the doctor used to have.
	You know, here's where I think the confusion comes from.
	If you write to the president or send a note to the White House, and I'd advise everyone just to do this routinely, you'll get a letter back that has actually got a signature on it.
	It usually says something, thank you for your note, we're going to look into it.
	Exactly.
	And then of course your letter goes in the garbage.
	And then they...
	Of course.
	And then they have these, apparently, these banks and banks and these cans hooked to this robot, and these letters are being signed by the hundreds at a time, and then somebody puts them in an envelope, and there's a robot that licks the envelope.
	Off it goes.
	No, I think the guy who licks his shoe at the football stadium, I think that's the guy they hired to lick the envelopes.
	So whatever the case, that I think is what's confusing.
	I don't know why these reporters can't get the story straight.
	Because they don't care.
	It's like, whoa, we have something.
	Idiots.
	Of course not.
	Stupid woman on CNN. I mean, there's two more minutes of that clip I'm not going to play.
	But, of course, this all distracts from the real issue at hand is the extension of the Patriot Act.
	And do you think everyone actually knows what Section 215 is and what it means and why this is just one of the many things that are completely wrong with this legislation?
	I have a feeling that people don't actually understand.
	Why don't you explain it to them?
	Well, thank you for asking.
	So, Section 215, and I, of course, in the show notes at 308.nashownotes.com, you will find a number of links.
	One is the actual legislation itself.
	And by the way, this was all slipped into that Better Business Bill, which is just the whole way everything works is screwy.
	It's like, what?
	But essentially, Section 215 allows the FBI to order any person or entity to turn over any, quote, tangible things...
	So that can be books, records, letters, emails, used condom wrappers, anything tangible.
	It could be this whistle.
	They're coming for you, my brother.
	As long as the FBI specifies that the order is for a, quote, authorized investigation to protect against international terrorism or clandestine intelligence activities.
	Squirrel!
	But the thing that's really nasty about Section 215, let me actually pull it up because I want to read this line verbatim, is the first rule about Section 215 is you can't talk about Section 215.
	In fact, I cite...
	Also known as Fight Club.
	Yes.
	No person shall disclose to any other person, other than those persons necessary to produce the tangible things under this section, that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has sought out or obtained tangible things under this section.
	So if you find out that, for instance, if you, John, found out that the FBI was tapping my phone, which I don't need a warrant for, now with the extension of the Patriot Act, they're placing GPS devices under my car, sniffing condom wrappers, doing all kinds of stuff like that, if you know about it, you can't even tell anyone about it.
	Or you will be in violation.
	You might be a terrorist.
	Yeah, do you remember, I think it was a show we did about almost two years ago where we had this guy who had, I guess he was testifying before Congress.
	I got to go dig this clip up.
	And he says that he, you know, they came around, the FBI came around and made him sign a non-disclosure.
	Yeah, I do remember that.
	Remember?
	Right.
	You can't talk about this now.
	Yeah, we're going to do this, this and that.
	And now you have to sign this.
	And if you don't sign it, you're in violation of this.
	So you have to sign it.
	So this is actually institutionalizing that, right?
	Yes.
	In other words, building into the system.
	Yeah, it's already there.
	Building it into the system, so all they have to do now is they come by and say, we're visiting you for whatever reason.
	You don't even have to know, but I'm going to point out this law to you, buddy.
	You can't say that we even showed up.
	If your wife says, hey, what were you doing last night at 9 o'clock?
	You can't tell her that you were with the FBI. No, you can't.
	I know, and the fact that the media doesn't play this up is, what are you talking about?
	They can't even read!
	That's why they're not playing it up.
	They know about this.
	Yeah, well, it's in the milieu, not to report, reportage on it.
	And you'd think that this is one of the things, yeah, that this would be a big deal.
	It's only the alternative media.
	And at that, even alternative media is so disappointing, where people have extractions and yell and rant and rave.
	But it's a one-pager.
	This Section 215, which is Access to Records and Other Items Under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, which is FISA, you've heard of that probably, It's one page.
	It's English.
	It's not even like crazy lawyer English.
	There's no real references to any other...
	Well, there is one reference to an executive order, 1-2-3-3-3, but you can read this.
	People themselves, but you know what?
	Screw it.
	Indianapolis 500 rolls today.
	Who cares?
	Any person who in good faith produces tangible things under an order pursuant to this section shall not be liable to any other person for such production.
	Such production shall not be deemed to constitute a waiver of any privilege in any other proceeding or context.
	In other words...
	And you're good to go.
	No problem.
	Right on everybody else.
	Good to go.
	No problem.
	Right, that's the part that we talked about.
	We talked about this a few weeks ago, which is their intent to get it so you, whatever you did.
	So in other words, if I have a grudge against my neighbor, and I can kind of couch it in good faith, that, you know, that I'm going to start calling in and saying, you know, I think they're having these, on Saturday night, they're doing some sort of prayer Muslim thing.
	Yeah, and I hear clicking.
	And they're all, and they're growing beards.
	Yeah.
	And they're wearing towels.
	Man, they're wearing towels on their heads or something.
	And you should check it out.
	And if I keep doing this, which the only reason I'm doing it is because I hate these people.
	I hate this neighbor who's actually just a bum with a barking dog.
	And I don't like the dog either.
	But I keep turning him in over and over again.
	The guy can't sue me.
	He can't stop me from doing it.
	That's right.
	I mean, supposedly it's good faith involved, but how can you prove that one way or the other?
	I swear to you, I thought I saw all that.
	Okay, well you're off the hook.
	I know, the public is, it's amazing that the public is...
	It's not amazing.
	It is, it's amazing to me.
	Okay, but it's all because of one thing.
	The best part of waking up is living in New York.
	We've got lithium in our cup now.
	You know, I listened to that.
	I couldn't understand a word of it.
	No, it sounds better when not coming through Skype, but it's the best part of waking up is lithium in my cup.
	Because, of course, we had the fluoride jingle.
	The best part of waking up is fluoride in my cup.
	And now we have the lithium version.
	So we need a mash-up of both.
	Explain both of the same simultaneous.
	Hit it.
	Okay, hold on.
	Let me see if I can do that.
	There's Bob waking up for IBM and Yolk.
	Okay, great experiment.
	Let's not repeat it.
	No.
	Alright.
	Can I just say one thing as we finish this up?
	I have set up a website, section215.org.
	Oh, nice.
	Yeah, and I'm just tracking links about that.
	Right now, it's such a hotbed issue in the United States of Gitmo Nation that I have, oh, like five links.
	Yeah, five big links, of which one is the Patriot Act itself, and then the auto-pen link, and actually, I snuck...
	It's got nothing.
	Well, because no one's reporting on it.
	You know, it's like, man, whatever.
	It's the Memorial Day weekend.
	Yeah, auto-pen, schmato-pen.
	No, it is pathetic, and...
	The fact you didn't even get that domain name.
	I know.
	I was like, nope.
	Well, I got to talk about domain names when we get to our PR segment, but you wanted to shift gears here for a second.
	No.
	Then why don't we just thank the, was it one person who helped out?
	No, we do have three people who helped out the show.
	Yeah.
	Now, let me just say one thing.
	It's kind of demoralizing that When Eric, I guess by accident, it was like the show support details for episode 208 came through first.
	And I was like, what?
	What?
	This can't be right.
	This is like nothing.
	No, everyone hates us.
	And it was like, it was a mistake.
	And then the donation support for 308 comes in, and it's actually exactly the same number almost.
	Yeah, I don't find it that funny.
	I find it quite demoralizing.
	It has to do with Section 215 or wherever it is.
	What number was that again?
	Yeah, section215.org is where you can find all the info.
	So now maybe we should consider going back to one show a week.
	That might be better.
	Yeah, it might.
	But let's do thank the people that did the show.
	Yes, because we highly appreciate it.
	We highly appreciate it.
	Nicola Kress, who I think we refer to as a guy when she's a woman.
	Yes.
	She's irked about it.
	She says, Hi guys, this should settle my knighthood if Adam contributes the missing penny.
	Oh, hold on.
	I got that.
	Oh, she did 3-3-3-3-3-3.
	Wow, that sounds more like a quarter.
	Except it's a damehood, you douchebags.
	And wait a minute, did we knight her?
	Not yet, but we do today.
	Right, we do it today.
	Okay, good.
	Alright.
	You douchebags got it all wrong on the call out of my last donation.
	I'm a chick.
	Rolls eyes.
	Parallel to that, I'm going to subscribe to the Mothership boarding pass.
	I'm planning to stay here because I'm too curious to see what will happen next, but it's good to have a plan B. I'm getting seriously addicted to your show and often stay up on Sunday nights to listen to it live, which means I won't get much sleep until 3 a.m.
	on Monday mornings, but sleep is overrated.
	Good thing I work as a night nurse and two different part-time jobs to make ends meet.
	Speaking of...
	I'd like a double shot.
	Before we do that, I just want you to step back and realize what you just read.
	She works two different part-time night jobs to make ends meet and has supported the show up to $1,000, which of course I threw in.
	That's actually a Euro penny.
	That's why it sounds so heavy.
	It's much heavier than our pennies.
	Oh, it's worth at least five bucks.
	Yeah.
	And she still finds it in her budget to support the show.
	And that, you know what, that really warms my heart and I really appreciate it.
	She needed a shot of karma, was that it?
	Double shot of karma for her patients.
	Okay, here's one for her and the patients then, okay?
	You've got karma.
	Wow, I'm not quite sure how to do a double shot other than just to play it again, but we can do that.
	You've got karma.
	Thank you so much, Nicola, and we look forward to Damon Yeo.
	She works with the spinal cord injury folks.
	So not only is she supporting the show with an incredible amount of resources, she's also like a saint.
	Saint Nikki.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Should we saint her?
	Can we saint her?
	Yeah, we can saint her.
	We could.
	We could do anything we want.
	That's the great thing.
	Why don't we call her a saint?
	You know what?
	I'm in a saint-given kind of mood.
	We're going to call her saint.
	A saint can be a woman, can't it?
	Yeah, of course.
	Well, name me one female saint.
	Joan of Arc.
	She wasn't a saint.
	Mother Teresa.
	She's not a saint.
	I think Joan of Arc is a saint.
	There's a bunch of female saints.
	There's a ton of them.
	Okay, good.
	Well, then there's a new one.
	Saint Nicola Cress.
	Nice.
	She is a saint.
	Sean Connolly, Sir Sean, one of our already knighted supporters in Naperville, Illinois, 31415.
	Keep up the great work and don't forget to follow the money.
	Yeah, we need to do that more.
	We don't actually follow the money enough.
	Well, yeah.
	And then out of Amsterdam, our associate executive producer is Airstock.
	One of our new donors.
	Brand new.
	As a new donor, a new listener, a new supporter of the show.
	A new supporter, yes.
	Fantastic.
	In fact, I think we have a new program that was dreamed up, I guess, by Eric, which will be just to quickly mention new donors who are in, which would include this week, Airstock, Paul Kirby, Tori Hunter.
	Dennis Lee, Dave Boseman, and Ione Emrick.
	Okay, so I don't have to do that in the donation segment.
	We're going to do that at the top?
	I think it's a good idea, by the way.
	If you're a new donor, then you get a top mention.
	Is that it?
	Yeah.
	I like the idea.
	It's good.
	So no one for the 308 Club.
	You may want to consider the 333 Club coming up in a bit.
	And, of course, soon everyone will be wanting to get their knighthoods, probably most of you on longer term, because it is quite an amount of support.
	It's a process, but it's going to be great, because you get the fantastic No Agenda Knight of the Roundtable ring in a beautiful faux-velure box with some kind of scribe.
	And it's looking good so far.
	They're on their way, right?
	China has shipped them.
	How sad is it that we talk about how horrible it is that China's ruining everything and then we go and buy the rings from China?
	Nobody else makes them.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. That's where you go to support the show, and I want to personally thank Simon Reed, who showed up, all of a sudden, out of the blue, after John...
	Did you set up the wiki for the domain forwards, as you said you would?
	I've got it set up, but I haven't finalized the template.
	Okay, good.
	We'll forget about it.
	We don't need it.
	Simon Reed showed up and has done all the work.
	You can go to domains.nashownotes.com.
	Right now it's just one list, but he's going to subdivide that.
	And he's a new producer who just showed up on the scene.
	He says, you know what?
	I went through all the episodes.
	I think I've got them all.
	How many domain names do you think in total, John?
	110.
	303.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	And when you go back and look at this list, we got some funny people out there, man.
	Yeah.
	We got some real funny people.
	Well, this is great.
	Now I know what the mechanism is that I have to employ, which is threaten to put up a website.
	No, no, a wiki.
	I think it was the wiki word that did it.
	A wiki.
	Threaten to put up a wiki about something, and the next thing you know it's taken care of because nobody wants me to put up a wiki.
	No, I don't want you to put up a wiki.
	I actually was the one.
	You're a wiki bigot.
	I am a huge wiki bigot.
	Now, we've got a couple of other great domains to be added to the list.
	Check this out.
	Podcastlicense.com.
	How can that be available?
	Very, very cool.
	How could someone not have thought of that before?
	And to add to that, broadcastlicense.com.
	How can that be available?
	You get your brain in that gear and the next thing you know you start seeing stuff.
	Well, our producers are fantastic.
	We also have Arabspring.org.
	Thank you very much.
	Liking that one very, very much.
	And then just a quick little shout out to...
	Patrick McGann.
	In the morning, Adam and John, when my English teacher gave us an assignment to write an ancient...
	This is all about the PR, of course.
	An ancient Greek myth explaining a natural phenomenon and read it in front of the class, my friend Nick and I decided to write about how earthquakes happen and fill it in with memes.
	We're both 15-year-old freshmen.
	You should call out all your high school slaves to put memes in wherever they can in their schoolwork to hit people in the mouth and propagate the formula.
	That's a great idea.
	He's attached the paper as an attachment if you want to skim through it.
	We got a 76% on it, but that's only because my teacher is a dough bag.
	Maybe that's a spell check mistake.
	Autocorrect.
	I think that's where he got the 76%.
	And I disagree with his politics.
	I'm sorry I haven't donated, but my dad refuses to do anything that involves PayPal because he thinks it's evil.
	Well, your dad's probably on the right track.
	You could go to the Dvorak.org slash NA donation site.
	You can send a check.
	You can send a check.
	And send a check.
	So I just want to read just a little piece of this wonderful, and it'll be in the show notes, by Patrick McGann and Nick Lauren.
	It's called Methodius and the Harp.
	Methodius of Kos, or as everyone called him, MK, was a mortal who loved to explore and his curiosity was always getting him in trouble.
	His brother, Ultra, was...
	Would always follow him no matter the risk.
	And they formed a tight bond.
	MK and Ultra had a slave who they just referred to as 33 because the family was very rich and had bought 33 slaves to be exact.
	And it just goes on from there.
	I hope anthropologists one day find this.
	That's great.
	In the show notes, in OPML. I like the idea of slipping memes into all your papers, though.
	I think they slipped the actual assignment into the memes.
	I think I'm going to maybe...
	What we need to do is do a collection of the memes, so I believe I'm going to put up a wiki.
	No, no, don't put up a wiki!
	I'm going to put up a wiki with all our memes on it.
	No, I think we need someone to collect the memes.
	Okay, I'm sure...
	This is great.
	I'm looking forward to this.
	Also, there's a lot of people, because the system that I've been building, which is all based around nashownotes.com, enables people to maintain this stuff outside of our control, although it all still comes into the same place.
	Oh, and I have to ask our designers out there, if you can do CSS design, please take a look at all of the nashownotes.
	There's a blog post about this.
	I said it's the No Agenda Show Notes Design Challenge.
	We can actually have a CSS design that can be applied to each individual show notes page, but we also need a design for the domains.nashownotes.com.
	So if you can do CSS, which, you know, I bought the book, CSS for Dummies.
	Guess what?
	You're a dummy.
	I'm a dummy, exactly.
	I'm not a designer, so we need some help there.
	Not to change the subject.
	Mm-hmm.
	So I just got this message from Skype.
	It pops up.
	It says, Skype Extras Manager.
	A new version of play games for Skype is available.
	Do you know that in Skype you can play games with your friends and family?
	And then there's three boxes I can check.
	One, show me how.
	Two, maybe later.
	And the one I clicked, not interested at all.
	Okay.
	Wait a minute, I got a message back.
	John, really?
	What is this?
	I'm trying to do work here and Skype is like inundating me with promotions.
	It's the beginning.
	That's what happens when Microsoft buys it.
	It's just an icon named Play Games has been created on your desk.
	I just told them I do not want this.
	Michael Slough, can you turn on the heating?
	Thanks, darling.
	Local production.
	So anyway, of course, we're gearing up for the big No Agenda Gitmo Nation Tour Hot Pockets Across America.
	And please send your ideas, anything you have to mickey at curry.com, M-I-C-K-Y. Now, she'll also be creating a photo book, which...
	It's kind of hard, because if you go to MickeySees.com, M-I-C-K-Y-S-E-E-S.com, you'll see the type of photography that she's doing, and I think she's got some real talent.
	So she wants to put together a book.
	The problem, of course, is the book is like, if you want to do 100 pages, the book, just to make it, costs 100 bucks.
	So I'm not quite sure what we're going to do there.
	But we're definitely going to be publishing pictures, so if you have great ideas for...
	Spots where we need to take photographs.
	But also, where are we going to eat?
	Where are we going to hang out?
	Can we park in your driveway?
	Can we steal your Wi-Fi?
	And Wally Holloway, because Nikki's now of court, now she's managing this.
	Sounds like you said, can we steal your wife?
	Yeah, Wi-Fi.
	Wally Holloway says, Hey Mickey, I'd like to suggest a stop in Lexington, Kentucky, population 300,000 during your upcoming tour.
	Besides the beautiful surroundings, there is a possibility that I can arrange a tour of the plant where hot pockets are made.
	Why don't we get Hot Pockets to pick up the thing and put a Hot Pockets logo on the side of the van and you can go on your way.
	Playing the Hot Pockets jingle.
	I'd be happy to do that.
	We're already giving them enough free publicity.
	They should pay for it.
	That's the problem.
	They're like, why should we do that?
	Because they've given us the free publicity anyway.
	By the way, Lexington, Kentucky is a great, great little place.
	So we look forward to that.
	So thank you, Albert.
	Stop by at Cassius Clay's place, the original Cassius Clay from the 1800s.
	With the cannon?
	His brother was Henry Clay.
	Is that the guy with the cannon?
	Yeah, he's the guy with the cannon.
	Is the cannon still there?
	You know, I don't remember if the cannon...
	I don't think the cannon's there anymore, but you get to see the place, and you get to see his...
	I think it was his...
	He has a sister who is so...
	Never mind.
	I don't want to get into it.
	But let's put it this way.
	She led an alternative lifestyle during the era.
	Oh, one of those, eh?
	And it's very quiet.
	It's actually...
	It's a very interesting place historically.
	Anyway, so we don't have wheels yet.
	We're going to...
	Actually, Monday it's closed.
	On Tuesday morning, we're going to go to...
	We're just going to go to CruiseAmerica.com because we have no other opportunity.
	And I don't know how we're going to exactly...
	Pay for it.
	But we're going to rent one for next...
	So after the next show on Thursday, right after that...
	Well, you're going to rent one to see if you can even drive one.
	Just to see how it all works.
	So after Thursday's show, we hop in the RV, which we're going to pre-produce.
	We have to find out which one we fit in, because the beds aren't exactly made for giants.
	There's one that has a double bed that has like a corner missing.
	And I'm like, Mickey, it's too bad you're sleeping on that side with your legs hanging out.
	So anyway, and then we're going to take off for a couple days, and we'll actually be doing the show next Sunday from the vehicle.
	And we have no plan.
	We're just going to go drive, and we're going to see how it all works out.
	Just to get a little taste for it, but we still need wheels.
	Go to Palm Springs.
	And yeah, that's a possibility.
	But really, if the Hot Pockets people are listening, wouldn't we be perfect?
	All we want is the vehicle.
	and as we go, it's like every five minutes we'll go no problem Not a problem.
	Put a big logo on the side.
	Of course.
	Well, now it's going to be Cruise America.
	You think those douchebags would hook us up?
	No, it's going to be like $15,000, which I don't really have.
	I think it's well worth it for somebody to sponsor this.
	Not that we're a commercial enterprise here on this show.
	And by the way...
	People know how we feel about Hot Pockets.
	Yeah, I think people will get the joke.
	It's a free, you know, but Hot Pockets could be on the side of the thing and they would pay for the...
	Let's be honest.
	I don't think anyone thinks Hot Pockets are nutritional.
	I don't think the people in Hot Pockets think it's nutrition.
	No, of course not, but that's the whole marketing thing.
	Here, have a shit sandwich, and you know it.
	That's okay.
	Delicious.
	I think that we're actually going to be great advertising for it.
	Like, hey, will we hand them out?
	Hey, kid, want to die?
	Hey.
	Brought to you by Hot Pockets.
	Blowing it, right?
	No, no, no.
	That's the way it works here.
	I think they understand.
	I think they're like, yeah, that's good.
	If kids want, yeah, they're like, yeah, I want a dog.
	Give me that thing.
	Until a new girl comes in.
	I don't understand why they're saying that.
	Yeah, they're not with the program.
	They really...
	Anyway.
	Thank you so much, Nicola Kress and Sir Sean Connolly, and also Airstock as our executive producers and associate executive producers for the program.
	One more time, the place to support the program...
	Dvorak.org slash NA. And of course, if you're just out there in a human resource and you want to help us propagate the formula...
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	World Order.
	Stay with me now.
	Shut up, sleep!
	Assasetainment.com Assasetainment?
	Yeah, that's one of the many domains.
	Did Ron Bloom give us that one?
	No, I think we were talking about that when someone registered it.
	No, but it's great.
	You know, Frothy Mix, Fraud Stars.
	I'd forgotten about so many of these great domain names that people are forwarding to us.
	HotPocketsAcrossAmericaTour.com.
	There it is!
	There it is!
	It's already been named.
	Not a problem.
	Somebody...
	Hey, if you're in Lexington, Kentucky...
	I mean, all we want is the RV. We'll even pay for the gas.
	I think, by the way, if you just throw the hot pockets in the tank, it'll run, too.
	Yeah.
	I think it'll work.
	Yeah, there's a lot of gas in those things.
	So before we go anywhere, John, Wienergate is upon us.
	Have you heard of Wienergate?
	No.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Of course not, because Anthony Weiner is one of the chosen ones.
	He's Chuck Schumer's boy.
	Yeah, he's Chuck Schumer's replacement.
	Yeah, that's why no one in the mainstream media is reporting on Weiner games.
	Well, I don't know anything about it.
	I do have a Weiner clip from last week where they shut him down because he tried to yak away.
	You want to play that as a prelude to this?
	That's a great idea.
	Which one is it?
	It was the one from last week's show.
	Oh, last week's show?
	Hold on, I can find that.
	Or last show for us, whatever.
	So here's how I do that.
	I go to 307.nashownotes.com.
	A lot of work goes into this stuff.
	We're not just jerking around here.
	We're really putting your support of the show to good work.
	Then we go to Assets, right there on the page.
	All the assets.
	Then we go to JCD clips.
	Now I will say that sometimes if...
	No, there it is.
	Anthony Weiner.
	And let's listen to the clip.
	Is it loading?
	...for that purpose.
	And now it sounds like you're proceeding to shut down debate.
	I say that it is in violation of the order of the House, as decided by the Rules Committee, to permit members to speak for five minutes on this matter.
	It's early in the evening.
	Many members are waiting to be speaked.
	Pursuant to Clause 6 of Rule 18, the Chair may resume proceedings on a postponed question at any time.
	Madam Chair, point of parliamentary inquiry.
	So the Chair is deciding, notwithstanding the fact that a member is standing here to speak about the plan to end Medicare.
	Not to mention members are here seeking to be recognized, I believe, of both parties.
	The chair is choosing at this moment that this is the propitious moment to cut off debate early in the evening when we have plenty of work to do and members seek to speak and offer amendments.
	Is this the chair deciding arbitrarily or was she given guidance to do this by the Republican leadership who don't want to hear any more critique of their plans to end Medicare?
	The chair is exercising her prerogative to resume proceedings at any time.
	I'll take that as a yes, Madam Chair, and I must say, on behalf of all of us here, this is a travesty in the way we do business.
	The gentleman is not recognized.
	So, okay, so he's got a big mouth.
	Oh, he's a douchebag.
	Yeah, let's give him a little one there.
	Douchebags!
	By the way, they're all douchebags.
	But, so, he sets up his Twitters.
	Anthony Weiner sets up his Twitters, and so his Twitters is RepWeiner, at RepWeiner, because he's a representative.
	Now, of course, when you're new to the Twitters and you're a douchebag, sometimes it can happen that you think you're sending a direct, i.e., private message to someone.
	Oh, what an idiot.
	But you inadvertently send it out to your stream.
	Yeah.
	So on the Anthony Weiner, Rep Weiner stream, a tweet to a 25-year-old woman, Miss Cordova, and a picture of his erect penis in his gray undershorts.
	No!
	And of course, no man, it was hacked.
	No, man, my Twitter was hacked.
	Yeah, well, I think the FBI should investigate.
	Twitter can find out exactly what IAP address accessed that.
	They can trace it back, and they should arrest the perpetrator who put up a picture of an erect penis in underpants and sent it to this 25-year-old woman, Mr.
	Married Representative.
	But no one's reporting on it.
	How come I never heard it?
	This is so...
	How did I miss this?
	This guy is not being reported on because he's a chosen one.
	You're not allowed to report on mess-ups of the true elites.
	It's unbelievable.
	But for him to just say, oh, well, I got hacked.
	Hashtag hacked.
	Okay, well then, I think the FBI should be put on the case.
	I mean, Twitter has been...
	Yeah, no, actually, I think there's probably some laws because our congressmen have certain kinds of protections that the normal public doesn't have, so all they have to do is just snap their finger, and the next thing you know, the FBI's looking into it, and then they go bust somebody.
	Yeah, but it's because he actually did it.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Mickey asked me this last night.
	I told her this story.
	What a...
	What a douche.
	Douche.
	So Mickey asked me this question, and I didn't really have an answer.
	He says, why do men do that?
	Do they think we think it's sexy?
	And I'm like...
	That's a really good question.
	I mean, I haven't done that, but it seems like guys do this.
	And particularly, politicians seem to want to do this.
	They'd like to do it in Congress and on the floor.
	Madam President, look at this, look at this.
	See, we're trying to get that promotion.
	So just look and see if this shows up somewhere.
	Of course, it showed up at noagendanewsnetwork.com where it belongs, the true news, part of...
	The Gothamist.
	It's on the Gothamist.
	It's only on...
	It's actually only on...
	Yeah, I'm just a few.
	If you Google it, it's only like four or five...
	Well, it's about 12 stories or so.
	Yeah.
	It's being covered up.
	It's being shut up.
	It's being covered up.
	Yeah, totally.
	Yeah.
	Of course!
	And to be honest about it, it should be covered up.
	I'm sorry, it should have been covered up.
	Hello?
	Did you see the picture, though?
	No, I don't have a picture.
	I think he's wearing Hemas.
	It's a gray...
	Let me describe it to you.
	You've got the picture here.
	It's on...
	It might still be on YFrog.com.
	YFrog.com slash 825 Mike3 Lima Uniform Juliet.
	And there's a...
	Yeah, it looks like Hema's.
	It's not mine, I'll tell you that.
	My legs are thick.
	It's his leg, you can tell.
	It's his leg.
	I mean, he's not packing all that much, either.
	Okay, but...
	Here it is, white frog.
	This is just a...
	This is stupid.
	This is a pair of his underwear with a boner inside.
	Yeah.
	Uh-huh.
	That's what Mickey's point was.
	Why do guys do that?
	Is that like some kind of message?
	Well, I don't know what it is.
	Well, apparently he actually has one.
	Maybe that was in doubt.
	Yeah, just because what you saw happen in the house doesn't mean I don't have a boner, okay?
	I can do it.
	Wow.
	Anyway, Wienergate, everybody.
	Oh, Wienergate.com.
	There's another one.
	Someone has to go ahead and register that.
	Perfect.
	I can set up another domain name, Wienergate.
	Here it is.
	Daily Cost says the whole incident was set up by Andrew Breitbart.
	What?!
	Who runs big government sites.
	Oh, right.
	Yeah.
	Has been taunting Wieners on Twitter, saying that he has much more scandalous material to reveal, but could anything be more damning than a certain infamous HS photo?
	This high school photo that he uses.
	Hold on a second.
	If Anthony Weiner says his Twitter was hacked and it was douchebag Breitbart, then there should be an investigation.
	I think so.
	You can't just hack away at stuff.
	No.
	It's against the law, as a matter of fact.
	Yeah.
	And by the way, just in time for the G8 meeting with all of the...
	The other dicks.
	Yeah, the other dicks in the Silicon Valley elites.
	Just in time where they're all talking about, oh, we need cyber security, cyber security, something bad can really happen.
	The Fox Business Alert.
	Unknown hackers have breached the security network.
	At Lockheed Martin and several other U.S. defense contractors that have been reported by Reuters.
	It's not yet clear what kind of information was compromised.
	The Defense Department reports as many as 3 million.
	That's right, 3 million cyberattacks each and every day.
	Every hour, I tell you.
	It's 3 million a second.
	This is the Pentagon.
	U.S. officials have said military computer networks are under increasing attack from hackers who appear to have ties to China, directly or indirectly.
	The most successful cyber attack to date on the Pentagon, executed by China's People's Liberation Army four years ago.
	Just today, China acknowledged the existence of an elite cyber warfare unit.
	An elite cyber warfare?
	What is an elite cyber warfare?
	What kind of image is that supposed to conjure up?
	An elite cyber warfare?
	It's like a bunch of guys with like...
	Bunch of guys in their basement.
	Taking pictures of their boners.
	Is defensive in nature.
	Are you here to look at my boner?
	Thank you.
	Thank you, darling.
	Well, have them post it on Twitter.
	Yeah, post it on Twitter, John says.
	Alert!
	Now, you know that's a plant.
	You know, it's like, hey, we need to, like, really get that.
	No one's buying our cyber security BS, so let's amp it up, people.
	Okay, we're on it.
	Fox Business News alert!
	Alert!
	Alert!
	Warning!
	Alert!
	Be very afraid!
	Squirrel!
	It's all headed toward licensing the internet.
	Podcastlicense.com.
	It's the only place you need to go.
	We should actually set up shop there and hand out fake licenses.
	That's right.
	This is fantastic.
	And how much do we charge?
	$150 for a podcast license?
	I think $100 would be good.
	From the originators of the podcast.
	Get your podcast license right there.
	We should have you.
	And Dave Weiner.
	You and Dave Weiner signed the bottom.
	I love it.
	A hundred bucks and...
	Weiner would want a piece to cut.
	Of course they're going to cut him in.
	Are you kidding me?
	He'd love it.
	No, he'd love it.
	It's hilarious.
	Yeah, and we sign it officially.
	Here's your podcast license.
	Good luck, son.
	But you have to do a test.
	We have to do some kind of test.
	We have to do some great test.
	You can have a little union bug, a little logo that you can use on your website if you have a license which ensures safety.
	And when you click on that bug, it comes right back to podcastlicense.com.
	Yeah, of course.
	So others can get a license.
	That's marketing.
	There was one other thing that really, really, really bothered me.
	It's a serious topic when it comes to bogus news reports.
	So they've been trying, Hillary Clinton started this, and then the douchebag at the United Nations, he followed on saying, yeah, Gaddafi is handing out Viagra to his troops so that the troops can commit serial rape.
	The story that keeps on giving.
	So here's what's happened now.
	A certain Michelle Fall, F-A-U-L, who I cannot find anywhere.
	Apparently she writes for Associated Press.
	I mean, that name may just be a joke, like Fall, like Faux, or whatever.
	Has written about Dr.
	Seham Serjewa, who has been trained in London and handed out a survey in Benghazi And said, how you feeling?
	And so it was a questionnaire.
	She didn't invent, he or she, I don't know if Dr.
	Seham is a male or female.
	Of course, now that this is propagated all over the news, you cannot find anything about this doctor other than this report that So the doctor sent out a questionnaire about the trauma of war in Libya.
	And here are the results.
	10,000 people said they're suffering from post-traumatic stress.
	4,000 children have psychological problems.
	And then came the unexpected.
	259 women, not 260, said they had been raped by militia men loyal to Muammar Gaddafi.
	And rape is a very, very serious thing.
	And they're asking questions so they know where they came from, the Qaddafi?
	Who are you with?
	What's even worse is that this has now been propagated everywhere on the internet.
	I'm even getting emails saying, hey man, it's true!
	But what is true, what has happened here is some reporter who I can't trace anywhere, I can't find a bio, I can't find any information about...
	What's your name again?
	Michelle LL Fall, Foxtrot Alpha Uniform Lima.
	I cannot find any history on this reporter, is reporting that a doctor, who of course I also can't find any information about, sent out a questionnaire that came back with all these nice rounded numbers, except when it comes to the rape.
	And I do want to remind our producers and listeners that this is exactly what happened with Saddam Hussein's troops who were throwing kids out of incubators, and it turned out to be a PR stunt from Hill and Knowlton.
	Thank you, love.
	And this is very dangerous.
	And by the way, for true rape victims, it's disgusting to me that this is being reported in this manner with no follow-up, no inquiry.
	You know, who is this woman?
	Or man?
	Who is this doctor?
	The questionnaire was distributed to 70,000 families, drew 59,000 responses.
	Oh, that's bull right there.
	I mean, there's the tell.
	There's the tell.
	You're right.
	It can't be more than 1%.
	No, no.
	It can be a lot more than 1%.
	We're not talking about direct mail selling something.
	But generally speaking, it's around 10% or 20% people respond to these things, especially if it's written.
	And if you're in a war zone like that and somebody hands you a survey, what are you going to do with it?
	I'm going to smoke it.
	You're going to throw it out?
	Yeah.
	So, I have a real problem with this and the way it's proper.
	You watch.
	This will be the big news this week.
	Because now we have to go and kill the guy.
	Because he's handing out...
	This is just part of the Viagra meme.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sure that in war, horrible things happen.
	I'm convinced of it.
	The fact that we're throwing bombs on people's heads.
	I don't care who he is or she is.
	The whole thing is disgusting and deplorable.
	But then this, really...
	So as a surveyor, John?
	So let me just read you.
	The only journalist I've come up with is Michelle Fall, who has a BA in journalism from the University of Missouri-Kansas City, is on LinkedIn.
	F-A-U-L? Yeah, and she, according to her experience right now, she's the director of marketing at the Murphy Hoffman Company.
	Oh, really?
	Well, I mean, this could be a different woman, coincidentally, also with the exact same name and with a B.A. in journalism.
	I think Matt!
	Uh-huh.
	But she's the director of marketing at the Murphy Hoffman Company, which is a privately held transportation trucking railroad industry group.
	Oh, my goodness.
	There you go.
	I don't get the connection.
	I don't know.
	Do you?
	She's the founder of the Steel Ballet Sports Boutique.
	This may be a different woman with exactly the same name and with journalism experience.
	I mean, it's a possibility.
	I'm not, you know, but it seems sketchy.
	It's possible.
	I mean, there's four John Dvorak's that are writers.
	None of them is good as you, my friend.
	No, they're all in different specialties.
	One of them is, I can't remember his middle initials, they all have different middle initials.
	And one of them writes, or used to write a lot for high times, and was a big proponent of legalizing marijuana, one of the early ones.
	And I have never crossed paths with this guy, either by mistake, like somebody sent me his email, or Or anything else.
	We're completely in different milieus.
	Like, totally.
	There's another one who is a...
	All right, all right.
	Not that interested.
	There's somebody out there that might be.
	No, no.
	I'm just saying.
	So if you look me up and found one of these guys, you say, well, here he is.
	He's a metallurgist.
	You know, the guy's got some connection.
	So you don't...
	I don't know.
	I think this is a coincidence.
	Just that if you have that name, you're going to be...
	But if you're a journalist, and I've seen their stories...
	And one minute she's writing about the Congo, then she's writing about Libya.
	I don't know.
	This story is very suspicious to me.
	I don't want to make any light of any rape.
	Because, of course, that's horrible.
	But it's extremely fishy.
	And when people say, hey, man, it's true.
	I'm like, what?
	Because Associated Press and some journalists we can't find...
	With some incredible return on a questionnaire that was sent out by a doctor who we also can't find?
	I'm just not that easy to convince.
	Apparently.
	I'm on your side on this one.
	Thank you.
	Seems bogus.
	Yeah.
	Uh...
	Trains good, rape bad.
	Yeah, we do need that jingle now.
	Trains good, rape bad.
	I've got to tell you, now that the only thing the mainstream media can distract us with is, who is going to be the Republican candidate?
	That's boring.
	Well, yeah it is.
	But I've found a guy that I'm potentially interested in.
	Yeah?
	Yeah, so of course, you know, I love Ron Paul and I supported him in the 2008 elections.
	I mean, it's unavoidable, John.
	We're going into an election cycle.
	We're going to have to touch on it from time to time.
	I saw, and it's not that I watched it, but someone sent me the link, Hannity, of course, SeanHannity.com will take you right to our show.
	He interviewed Gary Johnson, governor of New Mexico.
	Yeah.
	I like this guy.
	Yeah, I know.
	I like him, too.
	He's a straight shooter.
	He seems honest.
	He stands up to the bullies.
	I like him.
	He's okay.
	But all of his points are also valid.
	He hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell.
	No, of course not.
	But if we have that attitude, then...
	Uh-huh.
	Anyway, I've put in a request to interview him.
	In the 2008 Olympics, we interviewed Ron Paul, or I interviewed Ron Paul, and I'd like to interview Gary Johnson this time around.
	The only question I have is, where are you going to get your money to win?
	Whose corporate schlong are you going to suck?
	He's not going to do anything.
	So how is he going to make money?
	You can't win without money, right?
	Isn't that kind of the fact?
	Yep.
	He wants to legalize marijuana?
	Yeah, he's got the right talking points.
	He even quoted our Portugal example.
	What did he say?
	Oh, I'm glad you asked.
	You run into, I think, problems with the base, legalizing drugs, a couple of other positions.
	Legalizing marijuana.
	Legalizing marijuana, talking about harm reduction strategies regarding all the other drugs.
	So, talking about legalizing marijuana.
	I came at this issue from a cost-benefit analysis standpoint.
	Sean, have, and I'm not telling you anything that you don't recognize, Half of what we spend on law enforcement, the courts, and the prisons is drug-related.
	And to what end?
	Well, $70 billion a year.
	We're arresting 1.8 million people a year in this country.
	And we now have 2.3 million people behind bars.
	We have the highest incarceration rate of any country in the world.
	America!
	And marijuana is in a different category.
	Oh, shut up, Hannity!
	When people are in a crack-induced state...
	Hannity is such a douchebag.
	It pains me.
	To have him in between this clip.
	...of psychosis, if it's decriminalized or legalized.
	What do you do with people so needing a fix for heroin that they would kill their own mother?
	These are predictable results of...
	Go ahead!
	Of hard drug use.
	What do you do then?
	Well, first of all, there's an educational process in all this.
	If you're too stupid not to stick a needle in your arm or a crack pipe in your mouth, you just lost it.
	I mean, there's no educating somebody that crack is bad for you.
	Well, then there's no law that's going to stop it either, you douchebag.
	He's an idiot.
	Sean Hannity, I mean...
	That guy bugs me when it comes to this topic.
	Crack addicts should go get him.
	That would be better.
	It's crack is bad.
	Sure, sure, Sean.
	It's insane, but...
	But you treat it first as a health issue rather than a criminal justice issue.
	There you go.
	You don't treat it first as a criminal justice issue.
	These are the people that we know.
	These are people that we want to actually care about.
	Okay, so we're going to provide free health care for them?
	We're going to provide free heroin, crack?
	Let's differentiate.
	Okay, here it comes.
	Now he's good.
	Between marijuana, though, and harder drugs.
	Whatever.
	What I am advocating is the legalization of marijuana and having drank alcohol and having smoked marijuana.
	I like this too.
	I drank, I smoked, and I'm on E right now, baby.
	Neither of which I do today because I think they're both handicaps.
	But having done both, I can tell you that there's a big difference between the two.
	And the big difference between the two is that marijuana is a lot safer than alcohol.
	Well, you don't have to agree.
	Citizens of Denver five years ago voted to decriminalize marijuana in Denver on a campaign based on marijuana being safer than alcohol.
	Can't these arguments still be made on the crack heroin issue?
	Shut up, Henry.
	What are you going to do when you first look at it as a health issue rather than a criminal justice issue?
	You're a fiscal conservative.
	You're a libertarian.
	You don't want to pay for their health care, do you?
	Exactly, Sean.
	So listen to me.
	From a cost-benefit analysis...
	Give them the drugs?
	Listen, from a cost-benefit analysis, Portugal, ten years ago, decriminalizes all drug use.
	In the last ten years, they have statistically shown a 50% decrease in heroin use.
	Wait a minute.
	Great Britain experimented...
	And by the way, here comes Hannity with a lie.
	Great Britain did not experiment in the way that Portugal did.
	With the same decriminalization of heroin.
	And there were other...
	Well, we talked about this the other way.
	Needle Park is another failure.
	I can't do and make an argument.
	Needle Park.
	Wait a minute.
	Let's talk about Needle Park.
	I mean, I can talk about all these.
	I can address all these issues.
	Shut up, Hannity!
	Maintenance issues where the government ends up giving these drugs to these addicts.
	Now listen to this story.
	It's the last one.
	Fate then becomes the pusher, and we have people that literally are decrepit and no longer live life as a bunch of junkies.
	So, chief of police from Zurich, Switzerland, comes to Albuquerque.
	This is about ten years ago.
	And he said, I'm chief of police.
	I think he said, I am chief of police!
	Zurich, Switzerland.
	He said when they came out with a heroin maintenance program in Zurich, Switzerland.
	Free heroin?
	Free heroin.
	Government controlled.
	You have to get a prescription, but free heroin.
	Clean needles.
	The idea was to reduce death, disease, crime, corruption.
	The things that I think really people care about.
	He said when they came out with this program in Zurich, this was crazy.
	I've been in law enforcement my entire life.
	All my friends were in law enforcement.
	We could not have been more opposed to this.
	Death, disease, crime, corruption was going to skyrocket.
	He said, I am here today to tell you, Zurich is a much better place to live.
	And citizens of Zurich voted to re-up on that program.
	There you go.
	Here's another one that you should listen to.
	We need some talking points on this and maybe a memo.
	When he says that – Hannity is very specious the way he argues.
	He'll come up off the wall with some bull crap just to throw the guy off the track.
	Luckily, the guy was pretty solid.
	Yeah, I agree.
	But he says, you know what, so you're a libertarian.
	You want to pay for their health care?
	You want to pay for these – by calling it a medical thing, you want to pay for their health care?
	And the guy kind of just kept going on this point.
	Yeah.
	The guy should have thrown back the following.
	No, I don't want to pay for their health care, but it's going to save money because the way you want it, Hannity, is we arrest them, throw them in jail, pay for their room and board at $40,000 to $75,000 a year because they're in jail, and then pay for their health care in jail.
	So you're paying for their health care whether you like it or not, jerk.
	Hey, maybe we could consult this guy.
	We could, you know, if he would listen to us, he would do a much better job.
	Oh, wow, John, you're all worked up.
	That Hannity just bugs me with this specious bullcrap, and then he bullies the guy.
	You know, the guy is, he should be, you know, he is worse than Ed Schultz.
	Ed Schultz, by the way, who's been kind of taken off the air for calling Laura Ingraham a slut.
	I was giving him points for that.
	I think he actually called her a talk slut.
	No, he called her a slut first, then a talk slut.
	He backed off.
	He called her a slut twice.
	You know, there's a meme here.
	I know you have an Ed Schultz clip.
	Do you want to play that first, or can I play you the slut clip?
	Because there's a meme going on with sluts.
	Well, we'll do the sluts after this, because I just want to mention that Ed Schultz won some bogus award from some...
	Some convention for having the quote of the year on TV, a Republican anti-conservative quote of the year.
	This is the quote of the year that won.
	The Republicans lie.
	They want to see you dead.
	They'd rather make money off your dead corpse.
	They kind of like it when that woman has cancer and they don't have anything for her.
	That's the quote of the year?
	Is that a J.D. Powers and Associates award?
	It's just some bogus thing.
	They were looking for just outrageous things.
	And Schultz likes to yell.
	And what's unfortunate is that, well, you know what?
	I don't think it's unfortunate anymore.
	I don't care.
	Because I see the commercials on Fox.
	It's nothing about old people and old guys looking at the hot blondes.
	They're looking at hot blondes.
	That's all that they do.
	It's old people.
	Our generation is not watching that.
	You don't like looking at hot blondes?
	No, I do, but it's not for me.
	I don't think most people are watching Fox News.
	So there is an issue, though, with the word slut.
	And there's now slut walks going on all over Gitmo Nation.
	It started in Gitmo Nation Great White North and has now progressed down to Gitmo Nation Down Under.
	Oops, wrong one.
	The movement that brought this boy to the fore began across the Pacific in Canada, where a policeman said that women should avoid dressing like sluts in order not to be victimized.
	Soon after, the first slut walk took place on the Toronto streets.
	With women reclaiming the word, oftentimes used, as a female slur.
	Less than two months later, and it's arrived down under, with well-known Australian writers behind the cause.
	Reclaiming the word slut is going to disempower it.
	Excellent.
	Take your word back, women.
	So they're all dressed up like, quote, sluts.
	And they're doing slut walks.
	Slutwalks.com would be good.
	Don't want to say too much there.
	This is ludicrous.
	Well, you know, when the cops say, well, you dress like a slut, that's why you got raped.
	I mean, that's pretty ludicrous, John.
	I didn't say that wasn't ludicrous.
	Yeah, but so...
	Going around promoting, you know...
	Promoting what?
	It's ludicrous.
	Promoting what?
	Promoting what?
	I'm not sure what they're promoting.
	But it's just like, you know, okay, we're all sluts, I guess.
	I don't know.
	Taking the word back.
	I'm very for this.
	I like the word the way it was.
	I think it's descriptive.
	Okay, if I look up the word slut, what is your definition of the word slut, John C. Dvorak?
	I don't have a definition.
	I have a feeling.
	What is your feeling?
	What does the word slut actually mean?
	How descriptive is it to you?
	It would be an attractive, sexually loose woman who dresses to encourage the message that she's sexually loose.
	Okay.
	A slovenly or promiscuous woman.
	Slovenly.
	That's a new word there.
	Slovenly.
	Messy.
	It's not a new word.
	It's an old word.
	Yeah, well, I don't use it.
	Slovenly.
	Messy and dirty.
	Hmm.
	Slovenly.
	So I guess their definition stems back to the Shakespearean era.
	Yeah, well that's the Apple Macintosh dictionary.
	I'm not quite sure what that means.
	Get a better dictionary.
	Anyway, so we went a long way from the Gaddafi rape bogus survey to the sluts.
	I'm not quite sure how we got there.
	You let it.
	I let it.
	I did it all the way.
	It's my fault.
	Define slut.
	Are you consulting the book of knowledge?
	No, I'm going to go to Webster's Book of Knowledge, which is a backup, and look up the word slut in Merriam-Webster, of course, which is the most popular of the dictionaries.
	A promiscuous woman, especially prostitute.
	Press number two, the second, its British version is slovenly woman.
	Ah, there you go.
	The American version is a promiscuous woman, especially a prostitute, or B, a saucy girl.
	I disagree.
	I don't think a slut is a prostitute.
	I think it's two separate things.
	I've never, I don't think I've ever called a woman a slut.
	I think only women call women sluts.
	I could be wrong.
	Let's look at the thesaurus and see what the...
	I think we're...
	Boldly flirtatious.
	This is kind of my definition.
	Didn't I say this?
	Boldly flirtatious or sexually promiscuous woman.
	Chippy.
	Chippy.
	Chippy is an old slang word for a prostitute.
	Bimbo.
	Uh-huh.
	Doxy.
	Fancy woman.
	What's a male slut?
	A hoochie.
	I want to be a hoochie mama.
	A hussy.
	A jezebel.
	A minx.
	A queen.
	What is the male definition?
	Does it say that?
	Slut tramp.
	Trollop.
	Trollop.
	I like trollop.
	Trollop.
	Wench and whore.
	You trollop, you.
	Related words.
	Siren, temptress, vamp, grisette.
	Harlot, prostitute, and troll.
	You ignorant trollop you.
	Troll?
	Really?
	Well, what is a male...
	T-R-U-L-L. Help me now.
	What is a male slut?
	Does it even exist?
	We don't have male sluts.
	They're just cool.
	That would be a punk.
	They were cool.
	It's like, cool guy.
	What is it?
	That would be a punk.
	No, it's not a punk.
	A punk is not a male slut.
	I think so.
	No.
	No.
	Absolutely.
	He's not promiscuous, not sending the message.
	In fact, if anything, it's a douchebag.
	Douchebag.
	There you go.
	Sluts and douchebags.
	Douchebag!
	Hey, everybody, welcome to the Sluts and Douchebags Festival!
	Yeah, we could do that.
	Would it be a male...
	I don't think there is a male slut.
	That's the problem.
	Well, that shows you...
	No, I know what it is.
	Anthony Weiner.
	Hey!
	All right, everybody.
	And give yourself an In the Morning for that.
	That's perfect.
	Hey, how come we didn't fire?
	Uh-oh.
	In the morning.
	There you go.
	We took an hour to get to the punchline, ladies and gentlemen.
	Yeah, it was called a shaggy dog moment.
	Gosh darn it, we got there.
	Okay, well while we're on this...
	You know what DSM-5 is, right?
	No, I have no idea.
	DSM-5, you'll find it at dsm5.org.
	This is the American Psychiatric Association.
	This is where they put together, this is the new book.
	DSM-5, we're at four now.
	DSM-5 will be the book of disorders.
	Oh, that's right, right, right, right, right.
	They've changed it again.
	Yeah, so they've added a couple of things.
	And I can tell you right now, here's how I picked up on this, and then of course I went and did the research for y'all.
	As we follow news of Dominique Strauss-Kahn's rape charges and Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child, it seems to confound us that these powerful men will seemingly risk everything for a sexual encounter.
	One can't help but wonder, what on earth were they thinking?
	Well, mental health experts wonder this too.
	And they're considering adding a diagnosis of hypersexual disorder to the next manual of mental health disorders, the DSM-5.
	Here to tell us more about this is psychologist Dr.
	Michelle Golland.
	Okay, so I'm not going to play her because she's like, it's actually a really hot, milfy doctor who then comes on to tell us about this disorder.
	And I'm like, I was confused.
	So, hypersexual disorder, John.
	Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger has it.
	Apparently Dominique Strauss-Kahn has it.
	This is a disorder.
	It is now proposed.
	How is this different from a rapist?
	Oh, no, no, no, no.
	Let me explain and let's see if you and I suffer.
	Hypersexual disorder...
	I know we suffer.
	But what is the severity?
	Because this is what the DSM-5 does for you.
	Over a period of at least six months, recurrent and intense sexual fantasies, sexual urges, and sexual behavior in association with four or more of the following five criteria will determine whether you have hypersexual disorder.
	John, are you ready to take the survey?
	One...
	Excessive time is consumed by sexual fantasies and urges and by planning for and engaging in sexual behavior.
	Where's your bell?
	Oh.
	You qualify.
	I think everybody does.
	Right.
	Well, actually, let's...
	Why don't we...
	I'll do the...
	Or at least all the guys in the world that I know.
	Well, exactly.
	Thank you.
	Number two, repetitively engaging in these sexual fantasies, urges, and behavior in response to dysphoric move states, i.e.
	anxiety, depression, boredom, or irritability.
	In other words...
	That only counts if you have the opportunity.
	Well, it can be.
	Here's the list of things that it can be.
	It can be A, masturbation.
	B, pornography.
	C, sexual behavior with consenting adults.
	What, just looking at pornography?
	How can you do that without surfing the internet?
	This is a sketch.
	Hit it.
	This is number two.
	Bell.
	Oh.
	Number three.
	Repetitively engaging in sexual fantasies, urges, and behavior in response to stressful life events.
	What does that mean?
	It's like, honey, I had a shitty day.
	Oh, come on, baby.
	Ring the bell, ring the bell.
	Come on.
	Number four.
	Repetitive but unsuccessful efforts to control or significantly reduce these sexual fantasies, urges, and behavior.
	I tried to stop masturbating, but...
	So I guess it means you drink a lot.
	I don't know.
	That's bull crap.
	Number five, and finally, repetitively engaging in sexual behavior while disregarding the risk for physical or emotional harm to self or others.
	So, yeah.
	Anyway, so if you look at the severity, this is like real doctor stuff.
	And, of course, I can tell you what it's leading to.
	There's a point to this.
	It's not just all about funny sex stuff.
	Okay, the scale of the diagnosis for hypersexual disorder.
	This is what doctors will use to determine when they say, like, you know, you have a slight tendency of hypersexual disorder.
	That would be slight.
	The person has reported infrequent, e.g.
	less than 15 minutes in the average day, fantasies and urges, but no enacted sexual behaviors.
	So if you think about sex and have fantasies or urges, but don't actually act on them for less than...
	Now hit the bell for the whole audience.
	What the hell?
	I'm having sexual fantasies right now.
	Mild is if you report urges between 15 to 30 minutes a day.
	I mean, come on!
	We're men!
	What are you talking about?
	Alright, you don't have to get you reading.
	This is terrible.
	So the point is, is that there's going to be a vaccine for this.
	And of course, it'll make you not want to screw around.
	Why are they having the saltpeter?
	Yeah, well, you know, I think they still use it.
	And then, saltpeters, I'm sure the patent expired.
	So it'll probably be a version of it, and that'll help population control.
	Everyone's going to be diagnosed with hypersexual disorder.
	And we're going to keep...
	You watch this, John.
	Where's your book?
	Write it down.
	Hypersexual disorder.
	Please.
	What's today's date?
	Today's the 29th of May 2008.
	Yeah.
	Are you writing it with your auto pen?
	Hypersexual disorder, everybody.
	Links in the show notes at 308.nashownotes.com.
	I'm going to show my support by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	And as I write this down here in the book of predictions, we do have a few people to thank for this week's show.
	I want to start off with a couple that came over the transom.
	Alan Bean in Oakland continues to support us with $50 every month or so.
	Also, Jeff Briggs sent in double nickels on the dime to wish his son Joe Briggs.
	Is it Joe Briggs or Joe Bob Briggs?
	A happy birthday.
	He's a recent college grad and I know he'll be a future knight.
	I hope so.
	He's an underworked real estate agent, Mr.
	Jeff.
	Also, Sean Connolly.
	I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
	I'm on the wrong part of the list.
	Also, James LaPan, also known as LaPan.
	Mesa, Arizona.
	Good morning to you, John.
	I don't set much by it.
	I need a big shot of karma for Sean McDougal, one of your smaller monthly donors that got me started on no agenda.
	He's shooting for a job closer to home.
	If you...
	If you could, I would like a MILF for my soon-to-be MILF wife and in the morning and a squirrel in a row.
	Wow!
	He needs a karma, in the morning, and a squirrel.
	And a MILF. No, a karma, an in the morning, a MILF. Which one?
	Does he ask for an in the morning?
	No.
	Yeah, he wants a karma, a wife.
	I'm sorry, he wants a...
	This is terrible.
	He wants a karma, he wants a MILF, he wants an in the morning and a squirrel.
	Okay, let me see if I can do this.
	That's pretty good.
	That's good enough.
	$111.11.
	If it was no good, he can redonate.
	Paul Kirby, a new listener, South Ascot, Berkshire, UK, 6160.
	New listener, could no longer drive to work without the podcast in the morning traffic.
	Thanks to the Mooma Bear for recommending.
	P.S., it's pronounced Barkshire, not Berkshire.
	I was about to say Barkshire.
	Barkshire.
	Paul, he's an Ascot.
	In the morning from the lone squirrel in No Agenda Chat, this is Tori Hunter from Paducah, Kentucky.
	I would like for Eddie Munster to be de-douched for introducing me to the show.
	Okay.
	You've been de-douched.
	I will remain a douchebag until I have properly hit someone in the mouth to donate on my behalf.
	That's interesting.
	As a pass-along, the douching.
	As a musician, I appreciate the value of the entertainment you provide and would like you to play the Dvorak Dot...
	Dvorak.org slash NA jingle in the hopes of others may be equally inspired.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. And that was 5757.
	Snorrestein.
	Snorre, Sir Snorrestein.
	Sir Snorre in Norway considers supporting the Hobo Harlan Tusberg Jr.
	and his music regards from the North.
	Hobo Harold, what?
	Hobo Harold, H-A-R-A-L-D, which is a Scandinavian spelling.
	Toosburg Jr.
	I don't know, $54 from Sir Stein.
	Up there in the North Pole almost.
	Yeah, we've got to get up there.
	Dennis Lees, Newmarket, New Hampshire, 5110.
	Dave Bozeman, Wilmington, North Carolina, $50.
	New listener, George Vanderhorst.
	Black Knight.
	Sir George.
	Sir George.
	Hank Wevers.
	Wevers.
	Come on.
	You can do better than that.
	Wevers.
	Come on.
	In Holland.
	And that's all we got.
	No, no, no.
	You don't get to pass over that in Holland.
	No.
	This is actually quite important.
	Lew Warden Friesland.
	Leo Warden.
	Leo Warden.
	Friesland.
	Friesland.
	There you go.
	Very good.
	So it was a very poor showing today.
	Well, no, but I don't know if it's because of the Memorial Day weekend.
	Every time we have a holiday, I've always said we shouldn't be doing shows on these days.
	Well, it's a little demotivating, let me put it that way.
	But is it the economy?
	Do we just suck?
	Do people not care?
	We did get some new donors.
	That's nice.
	We had a good show.
	Our last show was a good show.
	No, I think it's because of the holiday.
	People have taken off.
	They're not around.
	So they don't think of us?
	No, they don't.
	That's the problem.
	That's why the networks have gone to these short schedules of TV shows because they...
	They just say, screw it.
	So wait a minute.
	So can I just presume that if it's a holiday, and we've always worked traditionally on the holiday, should we just not do it?
	Just screw it?
	I've been saying that for the last couple of years, especially after the, I think it was Christmas, where nobody listened and nobody paid any attention and we didn't get no donations.
	And it was Christmas!
	You know what's bothering me, though?
	And I keep getting these...
	So, if you are considering emailing me...
	First of all, if you email me more than once a month with a story, email me with No Agenda News Network in the subject, and I'll give you an account...
	Because that's where we're putting everything, where we're tracking everything.
	Noagendanewsnetwork.com.
	That's where you need to go to get all these stories.
	You can follow it all.
	You can know what we're going to talk about.
	Help the research.
	So stop emailing me stories.
	If it's more than one a month, send me an email.
	I'll set you up on an account.
	And believe me, I see everything there.
	But then I get people sending, hey man, you've got to see this video.
	And it's that Stansberryresearch.com.
	We've got to talk about this.
	This is what Alex Jones is advertising.
	Oh, that piece of crap?
	Yeah, and it's like, there's a very important rich American citizen who has made predictions.
	He predicted the economic collapse.
	The crazy thing is, this crazy man is right.
	Go to see this free video.
	Theendofamerica5000.com I wanted you to, maybe you can do some voiceover for me, because I've been wanting to mock this thing in a, produce a video over at Medio.
	Where I come out and say, yes, and I predicted this, and then we have clips of me, which are all bogus, I've got a wig on, or something.
	Oh, dude, why don't you come down here and we'll do it?
	Don't give that to me, do it with me!
	It's like, hey, I'm predicting the fall of Lehman Brothers.
	This was predicted.
	The day before!
	We have a video camera with the date flashing in the corner.
	Like the day before Lehman collapses.
	Screw it!
	We're doing this for the show.
	This is fantastic.
	I believe that you're going to collapse.
	Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak, they're known as the crackpot and the buzzkill.
	But the funny thing is, they've predicted all the great downturns.
	They've predicted everything.
	Buy gold coins from them now.
	Because that's what it always comes down to.
	Then there's this new one, the National Inflation Association, the NIA. This is another great one.
	And you know who runs it?
	Anthony Weiner!
	Tell me about the sexuality.
	Miss Fire.
	Heart Pockets!
	Oh, my glasses fogged up on that one.
	Anthony Weiner runs the National Inflation Association.
	As endorsed by Anthony Weiner, chairman of the National Inflation Association, Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak.
	They may think they're crazy, but not after you make millions selling gold and these stocks we recommend.
	So anyway, if you see those two advertisers, okay, do not be fooled.
	And this is what's sad is that it's out there.
	And usually I'll just keep sending back a note to say, that guy's like the top advertiser on Alex Jones.
	Oh, oh yeah.
	Shoot.
	Can't believe I fell for it.
	You know, most of our listeners have a clue.
	But we do have a lot of kind of either new listeners or guys who kind of get jacked up by our approach to the news.
	And so they become like puppy dogs, but they haven't really absorbed the model or the deconstruction thing.
	And so they see this stuff and they get all jazzed about it.
	I think it's part of the greater conspiracy.
	And it's just a bunch of bull crap.
	Yeah, I think they get hypersexual disorder.
	Acute hypersexual disorder.
	It's okay because this is why I bring it up.
	And so the long story and around is we don't take advertising because this is what you'd wind up with.
	And by the way, I think it's probably a really lucrative business to these guys.
	You get people hooked on kind of the same stories except we have no dog in the hunt.
	None whatsoever.
	I mean, look, we can't even get Hot Pockets to advertise, and we advertise them all the time.
	We can't even get them to sponsor a stupid RV. And let me, I dug up those two clips on advertising that were the, this is one of the reasons we do the show the way we do it, and we want to emphasize this.
	Besides the fact that we give you like hours and hours and hours of programming that's essentially free, and we just ask for help.
	And, you know, commuters love this show.
	It's cheaper than going to the movies.
	There's a lot of effort put into it.
	And we don't have people pressuring us to talk about one thing or another.
	I'm going to play these two clips back-to-back, which is first the O'Reilly attack on advertisers I wanted to play on the last show, and then the gay attack on Fox advertisers because they don't like Fox.
	They think they just don't like them.
	Billionaire George Soros now funding the vicious far-left website Media Matters to the tune of about a million dollars a year at least.
	And that website is now threatening advertisers who appear on FNC. For example, the Orbitz Travel Agency was threatened, but they're patriots over there and issued a statement, quote...
	Media Matters is a political organization that has been funded pretty extensively to go after one network.
	And we aren't going to engage in that fight.
	We have a strict policy of tolerance and non-discrimination, and that means we don't favor one political side over another.
	And in media news, there are a number of gay groups that are trying to urge Orbitz to stop advertising on the Fox network because of the bigotry that runs rampant on that network.
	And I guess they picked up on Orbitz because it is a pro-gay company and it has a gay travel service and all that stuff.
	They really go after the gay dollars in their ads.
	And it's actually nice to see their ads showing gay couples in their ads.
	And it's a beautiful thing to see.
	So they're urging you to go to dropfox.com.
	I think we have a car run for that.
	If you want to get involved in urging Orbitz to stop advertising on Fox.com.
	I think they're going after other advertisers as well.
	And that's being sponsored by the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, the Courage Campaign, and Equality Matters.
	Ah, John, we're so stupid!
	We're not going after the gay dollars!
	And Equality Matters, by the way, think about that, is just Media Matters.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's owned by Media Matters, it is Media Matters with a gay slant.
	Hey, as a bi-curious male, your gay dollars are welcome right here.
	Your gay dollars, your lesbian dollars, your transgender dollars.
	Send me your dollars, your gay money.
	The point is that this kind of thing really hampers coverage of anything.
	Of course.
	Because you put pressure on advertisers.
	You just don't like one thing or something somebody says or some guy offends you or whatever.
	Then you get an advertiser.
	You go after their advertiser.
	You don't even have to go after them.
	We don't have that situation.
	The only way that they can get rid of us is they have to go kill every single one of our listeners.
	That's quite a job.
	Yeah, it is.
	It would take a while.
	Eventually, they would win, but it would take a while.
	Which is, it would take 10, 20 years, maybe.
	So, why don't you get in quick before they off you and support this show.
	It's what we do.
	I have no other job at the moment, but I've got to start looking.
	I'm sorry, John, when you want to say something?
	And I'll also say, don't forget, noagendanation.com, which also has a store attached.
	Yes.
	And we want to say happy birthday to Joe Briggs.
	Not sure if it's Joe Briggs or Joe Bob Briggs, but happy birthday for your buddies here at the No Agenda Show.
	And then we have a very special, special daming today.
	So I got my big blade out for this one.
	Because as we discussed at the beginning of the show, it's not just going to be a damehood.
	We invite Nicola Crest to step forward, please.
	John, can you just verify she's a chick?
	Yep.
	Okay, she said she was.
	She looks good.
	Nicola Kress, because of your support of the No Agenda show, up to $999.99 for which we threw in the extra penny, we hereby knight thee not only Dame Nicola Kress, but Saint Nicola Kress, Dame of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	Please have a seat there next to Joan of Arc.
	The saint working two jobs and in the hospital with terminally crazy messed up people.
	No, no, it's spinal cord injuries.
	Yeah, nice!
	She's a saint.
	Two jobs to make ends meet, spinal cord injuries, and donates enough for a damehood.
	She is now a saint.
	I think the way it works is you have to perform two miracles.
	Isn't that it?
	I don't know.
	I forgot the rules.
	That's what the Pope has to do.
	Well, she works at two hospitals, so there you go.
	That's a miracle in itself.
	So please do help us out.
	Hook up the show.
	Support us.
	And if you know anyone at Hot Pockets, what are they going to do?
	Are they not going to pull the RV off the road?
	If they sponsor it, they're going to do that, right?
	So...
	I don't know.
	We've got to get a hold of the Public Relations Department of Hot Pucks.
	I think it's part of a giant food combine.
	Hey, speaking of public relations, so the president, you know, of course, he has no time to sign anything.
	He's out there in Ouro.
	He's never home.
	He's not home.
	The president's not home, or as they say, outside the continental U.S. That's the official milieu talk.
	So he couldn't do his speech.
	He couldn't do his weekly address.
	Oh!
	So who are you going to call?
	Why couldn't he Skype it in?
	He Skyped in his signature.
	Skype, Skype, it's a Skype pen.
	Well, that would be cool, actually, if he Skyped.
	Hey, hello, everybody!
	I'm here on Skype!
	At 10 Downing Street.
	Hold on!
	And then he goes all helium.
	And there's like no studios anywhere else in the world that he can go to?
	Give me a break.
	So Joe O'Biden came in to do it.
	And it was very interesting.
	I was saying, I missed this.
	By the way, 20 edits.
	15.
	15 edits in a 5 minute piece.
	The guy can't speak one sentence without messing it up.
	I think he wanted to do it without prompter, because it doesn't really look like he was reading.
	And he probably went like, Ah, crap.
	Let me pick it up from there.
	There's a little jump cuts throughout the whole thing.
	It's like really bad.
	Yeah, it's bad.
	I hope you're having...
	So he tries to do it instead of, Hello, everybody!
	He does a, Hello, everyone.
	I'm Joe Biden.
	Hello, everyone.
	I hope you're having a safe and enjoyable Memorial Day weekend.
	I've got some good news for us today.
	John!
	He's got good news.
	Hey, hold on a second.
	What?
	How come the President's not in the United States on Memorial Day?
	No, he is.
	He's flying back today.
	Memorial Day is tomorrow, and he'll be in Mississippi for the Joplin with the tornado victims.
	Can you believe that the President, a week ago, proclaimed it National Hurricane Week?
	How wrong can you get it?
	It was National Hurricane Week, and then all the tornadoes hit.
	Hurricane Prevention Week, I think it was.
	Is our economy overall growing?
	One of the important sectors of our economy is on the rise again.
	The American automobile industry.
	Just a few days ago on Tuesday, Chrysler Corporation announced that they were repaying the taxpayers for the loans we gave them when we came into office.
	And this announcement came six years ahead of schedule.
	Six years ahead of schedule!
	The economy is growing with leaps and bounds!
	John, this is amazing!
	So I had to look into this.
	Let's just see if he lies any more about it, and then I'll tell you how they pulled this off.
	In just two years after Chrysler Corporation emerged from bankruptcy.
	You know, and it's a sign of what's happening throughout the American automobile industry.
	It's not just Chrysler.
	Oh, no!
	Also this week, GM announced that its Detroit Hamtramck factory will run three shifts for the first time in its 26-year hunt.
	Poor slaves!
	You know, that's 2,500 more good-paying jobs.
	We are saved!
	2,000 more slave wage jobs!
	So of course I'm like, really?
	Chrysler paid back its loans?
	And it wasn't that hard to find.
	No, they took out other loans to pay off the government.
	They borrowed from Mary to pay...
	Yeah, exactly.
	They raised $3.2 billion through a bond sale and took $3 billion in lower interest bank loans.
	And they'll also use $1.3 billion of investment from fiat.
	So let me get this right.
	You know, the...
	The government was loan sharking them, and they had to take the money, by the way.
	Chrysler never wanted to take the money.
	They were forced to take the money, just like the banks were forced to take the money, even the ones that didn't want it.
	And so the minute the term was up, they were like, get rid of this, because they were paying 12%, and now they're like 6% to 8%.
	So then I'm thinking, well...
	Okay, so the banks are like, why would the banks actually go out there and lend them money?
	They'd have to have some kind of contract or something.
	If you're going to borrow that much money, like a couple billion, John, if you and I showed up in Maryland and said...
	You know, like Goldman.
	Hey man, we want $3.2 billion or something.
	You got any contracts or anything?
	And we'd say, yeah.
	At GSA, our mission is to provide an effective, sustainable, and transparent government for the American people.
	We support agencies so that they can support our great nation.
	As part of that mission, we design and maintain federal buildings across the country, and we help manage the acquisition of goods and services for the federal government, including the procurement of nearly 400,000 vehicles used by federal agencies.
	Oh, okay!
	You've got to see this video of this press conference that the General Services Administration...
	So they've got like 30 Chrysler cars all parked behind the podium, you know, all the hybrid cars.
	Way in the back is like one Ford just to make it look like they're not partial.
	It's all Chrysler, all hybrid.
	The government is buying half a million dollar cars, half a million dollars worth of cars for the douchebags to drive around in.
	Well, of course.
	They've got a big government contract.
	Half a billion, not half a million.
	Half a million.
	Yeah, 400,000.
	Yeah, the sale of 400,000 cars, you can probably get some money from the bank for that.
	Exactly.
	Secure that deal.
	But it's only part of the president's initiative to get one million hybrid cars on the road.
	These are hybrid cars?
	Yes, there's more to the clip.
	Chrysler makes a hybrid car?
	Yeah!
	This puts us in a unique strategic position to help the government invest in advanced technology vehicles.
	Already, GSA has made serious progress in integrating more fuel-efficient vehicles into the federal fleet.
	In the past year alone, we have doubled the number of hybrid vehicles across the government, replacing old cars with new fuel-efficient ones.
	These purchases have already led to a 25% increase in the fuel efficiency of the fleet, saving taxpayers $9 million last year.
	Woo!
	Saving $9 million in gas, but how much did we spend in replacing all those cars?
	Yeah.
	And where are they?
	Billions.
	Yeah.
	So can I pick up an old cop car somewhere?
	I don't know.
	Can you?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	But this is my point.
	You've got Joe Biden lying.
	He's not really lying because they did pay back the loan, but it's not because the economy is better.
	It's because they've got a cheaper loan somewhere else based upon the fact that you, Joe Biden, are helping buy their cars.
	It's like a circle.
	It's like a piece of poop swirling around in the pot.
	Only one way to go.
	I'm looking at the Chrysler Aspen Hybrid page.
	Yeah, I bet it's a gem.
	So I'm looking at this clunker, and I'm looking, looking, looking.
	So here it is.
	This is an SUV hybrid, base price, $44,000.
	Miles per gallon.
	Now, hybrids are known for their mileage.
	Give me a guess.
	City road numbers.
	Like, you know, give me two numbers.
	The two numbers.
	I don't know.
	I bet you it's getting an average of 23 miles a gallon.
	I bet you it's not doing much better than that.
	19.
	See, it's not that different.
	And it's slash 20 on the highway.
	So in town, when you're running under a little battery, you can get 19.
	Then when you hit the road, you get a massive 20.
	20?
	Yeah.
	What's the point?
	Because it can't run very fast on the battery, I guess.
	I guess you need the engine.
	No, it's just a piece of crap.
	That's why.
	And does it look ugly?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's my biggest, you know, electric schmack.
	And it's funny because people roll up here, you know, actors come and rehearse with Mickey and whatever.
	And they're driving all these Priuses.
	This is like Los Angeles, the land of the Prius.
	And I can't help but mock them.
	I challenge you.
	I'm like, hey, how's that battery car?
	And you know what they all say?
	Well, I have to do something.
	Really?
	I just let them go.
	I mean, don't get into what's going to happen when they throw out that battery car, how it's going to ruin stuff.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, the battery is...
	This is an environmental disaster, these batteries.
	So anyway, so Joe is tweeting this...
	He actually thinks it's still radio.
	He doesn't realize it's YouTube.
	And he's like, before I sign off, everybody, he's going to sign off from his show.
	Sign off.
	He's going to sign off.
	I'm just recovering from this recession.
	We're focused on making sure that if you work hard, play by the rules, you'll be able to get ahead, put your kids through college, retire with dignity and security.
	Oh, that sounded like the definition of a slave life.
	No kidding.
	Let's just listen to that again.
	Work hard, shut up, put your kids through college.
	That's what it sounded like.
	Not just recovering from this recession.
	Okay, this is the American dream as defined by Vice President Joe Biden.
	We're focused on making sure that if you work hard, play by the rules, you'll be able to get ahead.
	Get ahead.
	Put your kids through college.
	Retire with dignity and security.
	And then die.
	That doesn't sound very fun.
	No, it doesn't sound fun at all.
	This guy's a buzzkill.
	What happened to the hookers and blow in there, O'Biden?
	Anyway, so before he signs off...
	He sounds drunk.
	Before he signs off, he's got some advice for y'all.
	Before I sign off...
	Just keep that clip.
	Play by the rules.
	You'll be able to get ahead.
	Put your kids through college.
	Retire with dignity and security.
	Before I sign off, I just want to mention once again Memorial Day.
	And remember what this holiday is all about.
	Isn't it about the sale?
	Isn't Memorial Day about sales?
	Am I wrong?
	Yeah.
	I can get a 50% discount on sofas.
	And on cars, right?
	Memorial Day sale.
	Isn't that what you get by...
	That's a lot of Memorial Day car sales, yeah.
	Yeah, car sale.
	You know, we still have tens of thousands of troops deployed in harm's way.
	Tens of thousands?
	Hmm.
	How about hundreds of thousands, Vice President O'Biden?
	Tens of thousands.
	Is that horrible?
	Hundreds of thousands.
	Hundreds of thousands, not tens of thousands.
	In days past, the Memorial Day, we remembered heroes from former wars.
	But I think it's absolutely essential that we all remember today that thousands of names have been added to those memorials in the wars that are still continuing.
	Let's see, the ones that the press is not allowed to actually report on and we can't show the coffins coming in with the flags draped over them.
	Those?
	You mean those, President?
	Vice President?
	Whatever your name is, or Biden used car sales guy?
	Folks, Okay, so...
	First of all, I do come from a military-slash-service family, and I do honor Memorial Day in a way for those fallen in patriotic duty.
	Has O'Biden ever been in service?
	Do you know of?
	I don't think so.
	I don't think so either.
	It sounds so insincere what's coming out of this pie hole.
	It really bothers me.
	And particularly because we have these servicemen and women, hundreds of thousands, vice presidents, not tens of thousands, who are out there for no reason.
	Other than for your douchebaggery and your elitist crap and your oil cabal.
	And it really makes me...
	It unsettles me.
	Maybe invite them to your barbecue this weekend.
	Oh!
	Oh, yeah.
	They're not here.
	How can I invite them when they're stuck in some crap hole?
	No, no.
	It's like invite the families.
	Oh, hey, your son is getting shot at for the oil cabal?
	Oh, come have a barbecue.
	What else can we do, Vice President?
	Mow their lawn.
	Over to mow their lawn.
	Oh!
	Okay, I'm going to mow the lawn, yeah!
	Hey, your son's getting, daughter's getting shot at for this douchebag!
	Let me mow your lawn!
	Idiot!
	You like, what, you produce a package?
	I produced the whole package.
	I had a whole package produced just to yell at him.
	I produced a lawnmower effect.
	Go all the way and find a lawnmower clip.
	I was out angry when I saw that clip.
	I'm like, you're a douche.
	I'm getting a lawnmower clip.
	I'll show him.
	It's like, oh yeah?
	You think you got me, Vice President?
	I don't think so.
	So I got a lawnmower.
	Hey, I put work into the show.
	ah Anyway.
	That's a topper.
	Well, talking about our deployments...
	Please don't.
	You got me off the carpet.
	I knew I could.
	I knew if I had the...
	Only I had a lawnmower.
	John will appreciate it.
	So, while we're talking about our overseas deployments, tell me what you think's going to happen after you play the clip, Get Out of Yemen.
	Oh my goodness, here we go.
	And in Yemen, Britain has joined the United States in urging its nationals to leave Yemen immediately.
	Clashes have intensified between government forces and tribal fighters in the capital, Sana'a.
	More than 100 people have been killed in four days of violence, Get out!
	Let me think.
	Why are they telling him to get out?
	I was enjoying myself here in Yemen.
	The beaches are lovely this time of year.
	I got two words.
	Predator drone.
	Jonas Brothers.
	Yeah.
	Eh, well.
	But it's Syria first.
	I think Yemen is just...
	There's not that many people to get out of Yemen.
	You don't know that.
	Very few people live there.
	It's a small country.
	Less people live in Yemen than in Los Angeles, that's for sure.
	Okay, so do you think we're going to have a no-fly zone over Yemen or Syria first?
	I think Syria first.
	Well, the model that we had, which that clip, by the way, seems to have disappeared from the internet, which we need to revisit every once in a while.
	The Wesley Clark clip.
	Oh, I don't have that handy.
	Yeah, put it up for the next show because we need to bring it up about once a month where he was told what the pattern was going to be and we're going to do this, this, and this.
	He would say Syria would be next.
	Well, not only that, but because Syria has the Russian naval base, but they've actually taken all of the right steps for Syria.
	So they've stolen the money, they've frozen the assets, they've got these reports of thousands of civilians being killed.
	I think the Viagra thing is next.
	I mean, they may just move that ahead on the chessboard and move that one a little forward.
	But yeah, it's time for a no-fly zone.
	But I think it'll be Syria.
	And not because Syria has all this oil.
	Strategically, of course, it's important.
	At the same time, they've got the Russian naval base there.
	What do you think?
	Well, I mean, I'm going along with the Syria thing because of the pattern.
	What Clark said was...
	The playbook is what I'm looking for.
	But because of the Russians' involvement, I suspect they're going to do a little dipsy-do and Yemen's going to get a lot of attention before Syria gets its snowfly zone.
	Oh, like a little cover-up or something like that?
	Yeah, a little like, let's, you know, we're doing this for, yeah, I think I'm just seeing, because this get out, you know, kind of announcement that the BBC had was like disconcerting.
	Yeah, well, there was...
	I think there was...
	Wasn't there also a U.S. State Department get-out message?
	I think I saw that, too.
	Yeah, that came first.
	That was, like, a few days earlier.
	So I'm literally trying to...
	I'm, like, squirreling through trying to find the General Wesley Clark clip.
	I'm sorry, because it disappeared from the Internet, right?
	Don't worry about it.
	We just played some other time.
	Okay, because we do have it.
	Don't lose that one.
	No, no, no, no.
	I say it because it's been disappeared from the Internet, right?
	Somebody said...
	That's what some people have been reporting.
	It's very difficult to find now.
	So, John, you and I have discussed homeschooling many times on this program.
	I believe you have homeschooled one or more of your kids, and they've turned out to be fine, upstanding citizens of Gitmo Nation.
	As most homeschoolers have become.
	Almost every winner of the National Spelling Bee is a homeschooled kid.
	Oh, really?
	I didn't know that.
	Is that a scientific fact?
	Over the last decade, yeah.
	Is that a science?
	Science!
	Are you sure?
	Are you sure?
	Observable fact.
	Okay.
	So Kathleen Sebelius, who is not, last time I checked, in charge of education.
	But she is in charge of, she's the Secretary of Human Health and Services.
	And I might point out, has a security detail.
	Did you know that?
	Why?
	I don't know, but she's in like Runner Magazine.
	And she's talking about how her security detail can't keep up with her.
	What's she got a security detail for?
	Does every bonehead have to have a security detail nowadays?
	Is that how dangerous it's become to become a stooge for the government?
	Yep.
	Well, you've got to have a security detail and a hybrid.
	Does she have a bunch of staff?
	Does she have the million-dollar staff of 25 slaves working like Michelle Obama has?
	Oh, I think more than that.
	She's in charge of an entire department.
	She has tens of thousands.
	Well, I mean, working for her directly.
	Okay, go on with the story.
	So, there's a conference call With the press.
	Now, I did a lot of work trying to filter this because it was a really, it's like one of those things, almost like one of those financial reports and when the CEO was on this speakerphone, so it sounded like crap.
	So I hope you're going to be able to understand what she said.
	I actually did the work.
	I monolized it.
	I did, rolled off high end, put in, I mean, this is the work I do!
	I hope it turns out okay that you can hear it, John.
	Yeah, I think it's funny.
	It sounds...
	It does sound horrible.
	Here's what she had to say, because we have some issues with five-year-olds in our country.
	Apparently.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We need to do some work on...
	Those five-year-olds are trouble.
	Gary Duncan and Sebelius, my question concerns the early learning improvement for health, social, and emotional outcomes for children's birth to age five.
	And I'm just wondering, what were the current problems that were found with the health, social, and emotional developments for children's age birth to five?
	I think also I've seen, you know...
	A bunch of studies, including ones that were done in our own state.
	When we looked at five-year-olds and we tested about half the five-year-olds in a fairly homogeneous state like Kansas and found that about half of them were not ready for kindergarten at age five, and some of those skills were missing readiness for either math or reading. and some of those skills were missing readiness for either A number of children were missing the social and developmental skills, which would allow them to sit in a classroom or play with others or listen to a teacher for any period of time.
	So I think it was an indicator that you couldn't just test.
	Did you hear what she said?
	Were you able to understand that?
	I couldn't get the last part of it.
	She said, we found that these children were not ready for kindergarten.
	They didn't have the essential skills and they could not sit still.
	When you're five, aren't you supposed to be like this?
	Isn't that kind of what you're supposed to be?
	Well, it's one of the developmental things.
	You have to be moving all your muscles and seeing what your limits are.
	Basically, a kid should be highly mobile and pretty difficult to sit still.
	Especially men, especially the boys more than the girls.
	Because we have hypersexual disorder.
	Well, there's that, but we also, we had a clip sometime back that discussed this.
	And so, yeah.
	So, obviously, what they're thinking is to drug the kids immediately.
	Exactly.
	Does Sibelius have any children?
	I hope not.
	I hope she's not propagating that DNA. She did then introduce the new Pledge of Allegiance.
	I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
	Thank you very, very much for letting us little kids live here.
	It really, really was nice of you.
	You didn't have to do it.
	And it's really not creepy that little, little kids mindlessly recite this anthem every day and pledge their life to a government Before they're old enough to really think about what they're saying.
	This is not a form of brainwashing.
	This is not a form of brainwashing.
	This is really the greatest country in the whole world.
	All the other countries suck.
	And if this country ever goes to war, As it's often what's to do, I promise to help go and kill all the other country's kids.
	God bless Johnson& Johnson.
	God bless GE. God bless Citigroup.
	Amen.
	Very good, kids.
	Now come and get your Ritalin.
	Yeah, we got a lot of people that sent us that one.
	I like that one.
	Yeah, it's a beauty.
	She has two boys.
	Uh-huh.
	Oh, how were they when they were five?
	Were they just shutting up and being quiet?
	I don't know.
	We've never heard from them since.
	Ned and John.
	Ned and John?
	Yeah, born in 82 and 85.
	Yeah, here's a little jingle for her.
	You know, she was in the Kansas Department of Corrections for a couple of years.
	Oh, well, that makes sense.
	She's a prison warden.
	Yeah, she's a screw.
	She's a screw.
	She's a prison.
	And, by the way, you never see her and that Lagarde woman in the same picture.
	And you don't see John Kerry.
	I'm looking at her picture.
	I think it is John Kerry with a wig.
	It could be John Kerry.
	With a wig.
	Yeah.
	Hey, bad news, John.
	Bad news.
	The government of Gitmo Nation Lowlands has said, that's it.
	You want to go to a coffee shop?
	No can do.
	Only for Dutch citizens with a pass.
	Club pass.
	What?
	Yep, it's all over.
	It's all over.
	Yeah, that's the new government.
	Get what you voted for, kiddies.
	Yeah, so each coffee shop can become a club.
	Now, a coffee shop, for people who don't know in the United States, a coffee shop is a place where you go and you smoke dope.
	Yeah, but you all can also drink coffee and they have nice little cakes.
	Oh, yeah, but it's not really for coffee.
	That's why they're called coffee shops.
	No, excuse me, I'd like to correct you.
	A coffee shop is, of course, a place to go and buy your dope, but it's also a place to socialize, drink some coffee or tea, and smoke your dope.
	Yeah, okay.
	But it is...
	Anyway.
	So, coffee shops looks like...
	This is ridiculous.
	What's the point?
	It's the Amsterdam...
	Was it dangerous of people shooting it up when they're coming out of the place?
	Hey, get me my gun.
	I'm going to start shooting up the place.
	It was the Amsterdam Hates Tourist Bill, I think is what they're calling it.
	So, Premier Rutter said in a press conference...
	You know, there's a lot of organized crime around this weed business.
	Ha!
	Organized crime.
	We've got to get rid of all organized crime.
	They're on the coffee shops.
	The coffee shops now become clubs, and each club can have max 1,500 members, and only if they're Dutch citizens.
	So, of course, this will only do one thing.
	That will move the weed trade to the streets.
	Idiots.
	It's the whole thing.
	It's the United States of Europe, you know.
	They gotta harmonize everything.
	Harmony!
	Everything's gotta be in harmony with Brussels.
	Oh, well.
	Well, why don't you, Dutch, just give your country over to Brussels?
	To Belgium.
	Let the Belgians run it.
	There's no government in Belgium.
	They haven't had a government for more than...
	I think that is actually the idea.
	And that's what Nigel Farage says.
	Belgium is a model citizen of the United States of Europe.
	No government.
	Shut up.
	Do whatever Brussels says.
	That's why our donations are down.
	We're not playing enough Farage.
	We need more.
	He hasn't been saying anything great lately.
	They probably told him to shut up.
	Hey, there's a bunch of hearings going on.
	I spent a lot of time listening to C-SPAN. Oh my goodness, sorry.
	So I couldn't find anything like this.
	It was on Stossel.
	And it's about the consumption tax and a guy explaining it.
	And the clip I have here is like...
	What...
	WTF, which is the name of the clip, is a consumption tax, and the way...
	The guy tries to...
	I'm not...
	You have to explain it to me, because I can't get it from this.
	We would have, in addition to that, we would have the consumption tax.
	That is, it would be loaded on top of what we already have.
	That's what scares me about a consumption or sales tax.
	You're actually misunderstanding me.
	You're actually misunderstanding the tax.
	Okay.
	You're mixing it up with a value-added tax, like I lived under Europe, and you're exactly right about that, or a national sales tax, which I think would be ridiculous.
	What we mean by a consumption tax is what you consume, what you spend.
	So you shield savings.
	But I don't want the government to know what I spend.
	No, no, wait a minute.
	What you save is not taxed.
	What you spend is taxed.
	But I have to tell the government everything about what I spend?
	Look, you have to, you know, if you're going to have a tax system where everybody's treated fairly, then we do have to have, I'm afraid, a situation where you can't have people hiding money and so on.
	Hold on, I have a question.
	Why is some English guy telling me what's happening here?
	Who is this guy?
	This was a show where they had these three different tax proposals and an audience that were going to vote on them.
	And they brought up this topic of consumption tax.
	But this guy is British.
	This guy, the British guy, had this consumption tax notion in his presentation.
	And so now they're asking him about it, and he says, and this is the logic, the consumption tax is not like a value-added tax.
	Right.
	It's not like a U.S. sales tax.
	It's based on what you consume.
	Well, let me listen to the rest of the clip.
	How do you do that without it being a value-added or...
	Allow me to listen to the rest of the clip.
	Be fair, it's got to be equal, it's got to be a single rate.
	I want to hide my money.
	I'm going to hide some money, too.
	Okay.
	Can I just say that the one thing that Bob and I agree on, I mean, if Bob and I can agree on anything, maybe it should be enacted, which is a flat tax.
	I think a flat tax.
	It doesn't go anywhere.
	You should stop the clip.
	There's never any further explanation of this consumption tax, which I've heard here and there floating around.
	But the consumption tax, I think it's bullcrap.
	I think what we've got here is a redefinition of a vat.
	Because value-added tax, it's 19% to 21% depending on which Gitmo nation state of Europe you live in, and it's just tacked on to everything you do.
	Well, here it is.
	I've consulted the book of knowledge.
	A consumption tax, a tax on spending on goods and services.
	The tax base of such a tax is the money spent on consumption.
	Consumption taxes are usually indirect, such as sales tax or value-added tax.
	So it's actually an amalgamation of sales and VAT. However, a consumption tax can also be structured as a form of direct personal taxation, such as an expenditure tax.
	Expenditure tax, a direct personal consumption tax that may take the form of an expenditure tax or income tax that deducts savings and investments.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, I see.
	So here's how they do it.
	You'd have to tell the government how much you have invested and or saved or created, and then all the rest you get taxed extra over because you apparently spent that on stupid stuff like food, you idiot, and gas.
	And that's fair.
	So it is essentially collecting a value-added tax away from the cash register.
	Correct.
	I think the way this guy explained it, that's what it is.
	It's an expenditure tax.
	It's just an extra tax that is put on top of all the other taxes.
	Except if you invested something in their bogus Wall Street crap.
	Or whatever that Dvorak Horowitz show advises you.
	It's essentially turning into a guy running your own 401k or something.
	Yeah.
	It's essentially everything you don't, although you're taxed on that money anyway for the income tax, but you're not further taxed on it if you put it in the bank.
	Right, if you give it to the douchebags on Wall Street.
	You put it in the bank where you get 0.5% interest.
	Yay!
	Unbelievable.
	Yeah, you know what?
	I'm poor now.
	How much poorer can I get?
	Oh, lots.
	Yeah, well, it's going to happen.
	I said, you know, if donations don't work out, we don't get this thing.
	I'm going on this trip with her.
	I said, honey, I'm going on this trip with you.
	It's the last thing I do.
	But after that, I'm broke.
	And then, I don't know.
	We're going to move to a cheaper place, I guess.
	Hey, hey, hey, hey.
	You've got a big house there.
	Uh, I'm sorry.
	You got like a big house with no one in it.
	So, uh...
	Can we like, uh, rent a room?
	Uh...
	That didn't sound very positive.
	I didn't hear like an affirmation for your buddy Adam.
	Huh.
	Yeah, you could...
	Yeah!
	Yeah, you could make some good movies.
	No problem!
	It's just...
	It's just nuts.
	So, it's just gonna get a whole lot worse until it gets better, I guess.
	So, I found a new meme.
	Nice.
	Nice.
	It's not an important one, but instead of having like a stomach ache, you now have discomforts with an S. Discomforts with an S? Yeah.
	Really?
	Do you have a clip of this?
	So this ad showed up, which is pumping in.
	I've noticed this funny thing about this ad.
	This is an ad for an over-the-counter, you know, essentially Tums.
	And for, you know, your stomach ache or whatever.
	Indigestion.
	Or discomforts.
	Discomforts.
	So, but it's structured exactly like a prescription drug ad because I guess they feel they're so inclined.
	People are like so used to the model of the ad and I guess it's so effective that they've decided to, I think everything, we're pretty sure we're going to see Hot Pockets dine like a prescription drug ad.
	Oh, we should do that.
	We'll do that for them.
	Do you have hunger discomforts?
	Let's listen to this ad.
	I've got to learn how to do it first.
	I began to have several discomforts with my digestive system, like gas and bloating.
	I tried several popular digestive relief products, but they just weren't helping me.
	Sound familiar?
	Now for digestive discomforts, there's Sustenex.
	Sustanex contains special probiotics different from those and other products.
	They survive stomach acids and are clinically shown to help with digestive discomforts.
	Taking care of the digestive tract is also key to good immunity, and Sustanex is clinically shown to help boost the immune system, to help you stay healthy year-round.
	In his book, You Being Beautiful, even Dr.
	Oz writes that he likes Sustanex.
	Try Sustanex today and save up to $5 with coupons redeemable at drug, grocery stores, and super centers everywhere.
	Sustanix is the answer.
	My digestive system is back in balance.
	I myself again, and I feel better than I ever imagined.
	To receive your coupon, simply download it online at trisustanix.com.
	This is a limited time offer, so go online now and get the relief you need.
	This is great!
	So they have the woman moaning and groaning.
	This is just like a drug ad.
	And then they have the chipper guy who instead of coming on to tell you all the bad things, he just tells you a bunch of good things.
	And you can get coupons!
	And then they throw the woman back on to close the deal and then they throw him on at the end.
	It's great.
	Do you have driving discomforts?
	The new BMW 5 Series.
	I really was getting down with my car.
	Do you have anal leakage discomforts?
	Wow.
	Yeah, discomforts.
	Is that actually technically good?
	I don't know what it means.
	It's plural of discomfort.
	I don't know why they're using it.
	Who's it appealing to?
	Oh, I've got discomforts.
	It's politically correct, I guess, instead of saying, I got gas, I'm going to fart.
	Well, she said that, actually.
	I think she actually said she had to fart.
	But discomfort is not a noun.
	And they've turned it into a noun.
	What is discomfort?
	It's an uh...
	Subjective...
	Herb?
	It's an herb.
	What is discomfort?
	And then what is discomforts?
	I know, but I think you should...
	Do you have discomforts while watching the news?
	Oh man, I don't understand.
	It's all about the Kardashians.
	Hey everybody, you get a free coupon.
	Listen to No Agenda.
	Brought to you by...
	Hot Pockets!
	Yeah, we should do that.
	This is good.
	This is good.
	They should sell everything that way.
	It's working for the farmer, guys.
	Yeah, it's killing for the farmer, guys.
	It's fantastic.
	Discomforts.
	Yeah, good catch.
	I'd say that's kind of the clip of the day.
	Let me hear it.
	Okay, discomfort is a noun.
	It is a noun.
	Yeah.
	We could have a discomfort.
	Normally a transitive verb.
	That's what I meant.
	I told you it was a trans.
	That's what I meant.
	Transgendered verb.
	It's a transgendered verb.
	Yeah, I guess you can have a discomfort and that would be a noun.
	Or plural would be discomforts.
	So it's technically correct.
	Okay.
	Just sounds kind of weird.
	Well, especially when it's plural.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	So, let me just, while we're talking about the pharmaceutical industry, of course, we have been saying on this program for, I'm going to wager up two years, I think, we've been warning against the Shantix stop smoking medication.
	I think it may be longer than that.
	No, I think it's about two years.
	All right.
	This, of course, came out just this past week.
	Drug makers sent data to FDA through improper channels.
	Turns out hundreds of reports of suicides, psychotic reactions, and other serious problems tied to the popular stop-smoking drug Shantix, or in the UK, Shampix, were left out of a crucial government safety review because Pfizer, Inc., the drug's manufacturer, submitted years of data through improper channels.
	So they sent it to the wrong P.O. box.
	Which is humorous.
	Some 150 suicides.
	Okay, what you're done with is I got a P.O. box thing.
	Go on.
	More than doubling those previously known were among the 589 delayed reports of severe issues turned up in a new analysis about this drug.
	Oh, thanks.
	I think everyone...
	I hope everyone can go sue Pfizer.
	If someone committed suicide or killed someone...
	Well, Pfizer's going to beg off.
	They're going to say, we sent it to the box they told us to.
	Here's what happened to me.
	Okay.
	So I'm in Madrid.
	I lost my passport, right?
	I got pickpocketed.
	Right.
	So they give me all this paperwork to fill out to get a new passport after I get the temporary one.
	Right.
	They give me on the cover letter, and I have photos of this, by the way, because I got a nasty note from the State Department, some woman there, who's like an old hack.
	She bitched at me for writing a column about this.
	So on the cover sheet, here's what you do.
	Take all this stuff, sign it, put the pictures in there, put your passport, and mail it here to this post office box in Philadelphia.
	I mail it.
	A week later, it comes back.
	With a bunch of stamps on it.
	Return to sender.
	Return to sender.
	This box is now...
	We waited and nobody came to pick it up.
	And there's a bunch of stuff all over the envelope.
	So what's this bull crap?
	So I call the passport office.
	And they say, no, that's an old post office box we don't use anymore.
	Okay.
	And so the new box number they give me and I send the stuff off.
	But I'm thinking...
	Wait a minute.
	The passport people, they must be getting thousands and thousands of people sending stuff in.
	One, first of all, by the way, why are they handing out cover letters with the wrong address?
	State Department.
	Well, their website was outdated too, right?
	And their website was outdated.
	She said, well, that was just a mistake.
	Well, this is another mistake.
	Apparently, that's all they do.
	So anyway, but besides the point...
	What is wrong with the post office?
	These things are piling up.
	The other box is just down the road or down the hall or three doors over.
	Why don't they take the pile and put it over at the other one?
	Because you know where it's headed.
	It's got the right name on it.
	Because they have discomforts, John.
	It's unbelievable to me.
	They can't go from point A to point B with this.
	They can't forward it.
	There's no forwarding address for the U.S. government State Department passport division.
	I believe I'm going to give Pfizer the benefit of the doubt on this story.
	Can you just say, get off my lawn?
	Hey, you kids!
	Get off my lawn!
	Nice.
	Yeah, well, okay.
	You go ahead and you shill for Big Pharma.
	I'm not shilling for anybody.
	You got drugs coming in for free?
	Free drugs over there?
	I'm with Pfizer on this one.
	I'm with Pfizer because this is the kind of bullshit that goes on.
	There's words I never would have thought I'd hear from you.
	It goes like this.
	The Pfizer guys are going, how come they didn't use all those things we sent them?
	No, they're not.
	Wait a minute.
	They're giving us the go-ahead to just go crazy.
	Yeah, high five, baby!
	You!
	No.
	Here's how it really went.
	Hey, man, you got the bag with all the money?
	Hey, they haven't asked for the bag with the money.
	Why not?
	I don't know.
	We sent them all that crap.
	And that's what happened.
	Oh, funny.
	Actually, not very funny.
	Okay, just a quick rundown on stuff that has come across NoAgendaNewsNetwork.com.
	We've got a big E. coli outbreak in Gitmo Nation, Deutschland, which is freaking people out.
	It's the EHCH version, and there's tons of people in Das Krankenhaus, and people are concerned.
	Obviously.
	So I'm sure there's a vaccine on the way for it.
	The true protesters in Gitmo Nation, Castanets, got their ass kicked off of the square by the Gestapo.
	These are the kids who have no job, no future.
	Yeah, 40% unemployment amongst the youth in Spain.
	Yeah, no place to live.
	And then they get a baton shoved up their rectum.
	And they have discomforts now, I'm told.
	Meanwhile, our president, Obama, of course, in March of this year, just before March 21st, and let me remind you what he said on that date, he said, you know, no need for regime change in Libya.
	Now, of course, it's all about regime change.
	And there was this mysterious explosion in the morning.
	Beep!
	Did you catch that?
	Mysterious explosion in Tripoli.
	Yeah, a predator drone explosion.
	Mysterious.
	The whole thing is such a theater.
	Let me just remind you what our president said on March 21st.
	It was a U.S. policy that Gaddafi needs to go.
	But let me emphasize that we anticipate this transition to take place in a matter of days and not a matter of weeks.
	Okay, just checking.
	How many matter of days are we now, John?
	And by the way, he's emphasizing that.
	He specifically said he wants to emphasize.
	Specifically.
	Now it's a matter of months.
	Yes.
	The new Libyan rebel administration is saying, hey guys, we're out of money.
	We need money.
	Send money.
	Oh yeah.
	Of course.
	Because we can't fix the potholes here on Highway 80, but we can send these guys money.
	Well, a total of $40 billion is being committed by the Allies.
	The allies of NATO. President Obama also committed U.S. backing for pro-democracy movements.
	And he's basically saying, hey, you got potholes?
	Screw you.
	We're going to send money to the desert.
	Which, I have a problem with that.
	You have a problem with it.
	Meanwhile, China is in Poland.
	I didn't know this.
	Over 500 Chinese workers are working on the A2 motorway connecting Berlin to Warsaw.
	I did not know this.
	So China is already in Europe.
	I wonder what they promised.
	I guess they're paying for the motorway.
	They might be.
	You know, Poland, of course, the president was there, and I love the deal he made.
	Did you follow any of this?
	I mean, it's hard for Americans.
	I know about the visa deal.
	Yeah, so he said, you know what, we're going to put you in our visa waiver program, which means you can just, and by the way, it's not entirely true because you still have to sign up for that crazy system.
	You have to register.
	You can come in without a visa for 90 days, a tourist visa, which most people in Poland is not on board with the euro yet, so they don't get all the same privileges.
	But now, like, here you go, you can come in, you can visit, and he literally said, we want you to shop on Fifth Avenue.
	He literally said that.
	And then he caught himself and said, and other places.
	But of course, Fifth Avenue.
	Polish schmucks.
	They got no money.
	This lot is worthless.
	Okay, we're going to...
	Thank you for the aspiration, Mr.
	President.
	We're going to come and shop on Fifth Avenue.
	In return, we're going to put some missiles in Poland.
	I can just see the...
	That's a good deal.
	Hey, Comrade John...
	We get to travel free to America?
	We have to put the rockets in the backyard.
	That was the deal.
	You know, the last time they put missiles in Poland, it caused all kinds of issues with the Russians.
	We shouldn't be doing that.
	Yeah, well, we're doing it.
	That's the whole point.
	Why?
	Because apparently it'll motivate Polish to come over here and shop on Fifth Avenue.
	Unbelievable.
	Well, unbelievable or not, that's exactly what he said.
	Please come and shop on Fifth Avenue.
	Come on over, everybody.
	And then we're going to put some rockets to protect against common enemies.
	And then, where is it?
	I can't seem to find my jingles here today.
	Anyway, out of the Shadow Puppet Theater, Judd Gregg.
	You familiar with Mr.
	Judd Gregg?
	No, I never heard of Judd Gregg.
	He was a three-term senator, Judd Gregg.
	And I guess he got kicked out in this previous election.
	He just got hired by Goldman Sachs as their international advisor.
	Great.
	Government sacks at work, ladies and gentlemen.
	The shadow puppet theater and the revolving door continues.
	I thought that wasn't...
	I guess the senator is not the same as the administration.
	You can do whatever you want, right?
	I don't think so.
	And then, hey, Juncker, the IMF, is he the president, I think, of the International Monetary Fund?
	He's, like, saying, no, I'm sorry, we can't make any more payments to Greece.
	You know, if you guys aren't going to play the game and sell your beaches, I'm sorry.
	So it's, he's, oh, he's Luxembourg.
	There we go.
	He leads the group of Euro-area finance ministers.
	But of course that's all intertwined.
	It says the International Monetary Fund may not release its portion of aid to Greece next month.
	I wonder how rat meat tastes.
	The French have...
	By the way, anyone who wants to get a copy of an outstanding cookbook, I'm warning now the No Agenda Book Club to put this on their list.
	This is Unmentionable Cuisine, is the title.
	I think it's out of University of North Carolina Press.
	And it's essentially a cookbook, a big one I might add, that has recipes for...
	Real recipes, worldwide recipes for everything from bugs to dog to cat, rat, and it has all the French Revolution recipes that were developed for eating rat.
	Really?
	Because during the Revolution apparently there wasn't a lot of food and there's lots of rats in Paris.
	So this would be in the public domain, this book, if it's been out that long?
	No, no.
	It's collected all these recipes.
	Many of the recipes are fairly new.
	Yeah, no kidding.
	The Greek recipe for rat?
	Is that the new one?
	And there's a lot of recipes, by the way, for squirrel.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, I like it.
	Squirrel!
	We got one here.
	Okay, well, I'm going to look at that.
	I think it's going to be very important.
	And actually, I think I'm going to pick up a couple of rescue dogs, just in case, as a hedge.
	Yeah.
	In case we get hungry.
	Fido's going to be the first one to go.
	Mickey's been saying, oh, let's get a pet.
	Okay, good.
	So I can eat it.
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