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March 17, 2011 - No Agenda

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287: Death or Worse

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	It's just unbelievable.
	We are all so excited and so thankful for everybody.
	And like I say, thank you for everybody that has participated in this because it couldn't have been done without everybody.
	Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak.
	It's Thursday, March 17, 2011.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 287.
	This is No Agenda.
	We're all gonna die!
	Be very afraid!
	Coming to you from the Hilltop Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center, Gimo Nation West, and the People's Republic of Southern California.
	In the morning, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from northern Silicon Valley, without further ado, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill!
	In the morning!
	Hey, hey, in the morning to you, John.
	In the morning to you and all ships at sea and all REMs in the air.
	REM? All the REMs in the air.
	We're all going to die!
	Oh my goodness.
	Well...
	Did you get your iodine pills?
	No, of course not.
	Stupid.
	There's going to be one part per hundred trillion of cesium coming into the area.
	It's possible.
	Yeah.
	So the big news, of course, I want to make sure we mention this, is that Gilbert Gottfried got fired as the duck.
	As the duck.
	For Aflac.
	He was also the Japanese Aflac duck, apparently.
	Yeah, well, apparently he...
	Do you know what the joke was?
	No.
	He tweeted a joke.
	Yeah, no, I have his jokes, actually.
	I have it somewhere.
	Do you know the jokes?
	The tweeted joke is the following.
	I just did for people so, you know, we can...
	He was fired for being insensitive because he was a little too quick on the draw with doing humor, which all comics do, by the way.
	And Gilbert Godfrey, by the way, who I know quite well because he used to be at MTV all the time.
	He is crazy.
	He's crazy.
	He's 100% crazy.
	That's not a character.
	That's how he is.
	He's nuts.
	He's great.
	Yeah, of course he is, because he's crazy.
	And remember, never argue with a crazy man.
	Yeah, he'd be hard to argue with.
	So he says he's in Japan talking to a Japanese real estate agent.
	And he says, is there a school in this neighborhood?
	And the real estate agent says, just wait a minute.
	That's so bad.
	It's not that funny.
	Of course it's not funny.
	And it was Twittered.
	He's never funny.
	I think he's hilarious.
	Well, some people love him.
	That's true.
	It was like Twitter, just as a casual thing.
	As a black humor, it was good, because it was like initiating this, because we're going to get a lot of material eventually, even though there's so many people dead, unfortunately.
	Timing is everything.
	But he was a little quick on the draw, and then they fired him.
	I think they could have just ignored it.
	Who else are you going to get to do the duck?
	You know what?
	Just like everybody, they're using that to get publicity.
	Like, hey, now people know about our commercial again.
	You might be right.
	So I wrote an article, which I don't expect you to have read.
	And of course, this is not about the earthquake.
	This is not about the tsunami.
	This is not about any nuclear threat.
	But what is happening, of course, is a complete and total...
	Boom to the oil cabal.
	These guys are laughing it up.
	They are loving it.
	The coincidence, by the way.
	The coincidence.
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	Right in the middle of this, Warren Buffett, who I do pay attention to, he goes out and buys an oil additive company.
	Thinking, hey, now's the time to get into it.
	He spends $9 billion.
	And I went through, it's Lubrizol is the name of this company.
	So I went through all of their documents.
	I really did some work on this.
	And the thing you want to do is when you go to a company's website like this, you go to Investor Relations and you look at the, not the quarterly numbers, but you want to look at the analyst presentation that they give to bankers.
	Because that shows what they're really thinking.
	Yeah, and then if you really want to get into it, you do go to the 10Q to see what they have to say.
	Right.
	Yeah, exactly.
	But I like the marketing part the best.
	And, oh my God, so these guys say, you know, we see our next five years coming from Asia.
	In the Middle East, that's where it's going to be a huge boon.
	And an additive, by the way, is kind of like hamburger helper, I guess, for a lot of these diesel engines.
	At least the way they explain it in their documentation is it's not just to lubricate the engines, but in fact it replaces 5-15% of the raw material.
	And there is an equal uptick in revenues for an additive company when oil spikes.
	So this is right all in the middle of the third largest oil-consuming country in the world, freaking out.
	Everyone is like, oh, we can't have nuclear.
	It's dangerous.
	Oh, Germany's good.
	We're stopping all our nuclear.
	Stop nuclear.
	We told you so.
	We're all going to die.
	And the oil guys are laughing it up.
	The oil cabal is just having a field day.
	I'm sure there's a few high fives.
	A few!
	A few!
	All right.
	Like, yeah!
	Hey, man!
	Rock and roll!
	Dude, rock it!
	Actually, it's more like...
	Can't wait for that Glencore IPO. It's going to be great.
	So, of course, John and I are trained, whenever something like this happens, to be looking for what is distracting us from.
	And I did find a number of very disturbing things.
	It wasn't the Gilbert Gottfried firing?
	No, no, I mean, no, there's actual stuff going on that we're not paying attention to.
	That's what I meant.
	Yeah, well, the Gilbert Gottfried thing, we're paying attention to it.
	It's like, that was meant to be.
	Good point, good point.
	No, of course, the minute this tsunami struck, the uprising in the Middle East ceased.
	There was no war in Libya.
	Nothing was going on.
	All over.
	Just completely no coverage whatsoever.
	And two days ago, I was watching C-SPAN. I watched a lot of it because the news networks are just unwatchable.
	And by the way, I still feel really bad for all these human resources who got wiped out.
	It's bad news.
	That's a day wrecker for sure.
	But McCain and Lieberman...
	Two opposite sides of the aisle, my friend across the aisle, from the other side of the aisle.
	They got together and they put a resolution forward.
	And I pulled a couple clips from this because it shows you how compromised...
	Actually, I didn't even pull any Lieberman clips because McCain was just too good.
	It was just too funny.
	Yeah.
	Allow me to play a few choice bits of this resolution that he and Joe Lieberman have put together which will enable us to go in and occupy Libya and take its oil and tell me if this isn't the playbook we've seen before.
	Mr.
	President, the wording of the resolution is sense of the Senate.
	It is pretty simple and straightforward.
	It calls for A recognition of the provisional revolutionary government.
	Now this is very interesting.
	So already there's a provisional government.
	So there's a government.
	We went from a couple of guys looting in the streets and like pissed off to a provisional government, which it exists.
	Hillary Clinton is meeting with them.
	They're all academics who've consulted in Boston and other countries.
	They're meeting in Boston.
	I don't know if they're meeting in Boston.
	So there's a provisional government we must recognize.
	In Libya, and it calls for the emplacing as rapidly as possible a no-fly zone.
	Oh yeah.
	It gets so good.
	Over Libya.
	It has some other language associated with it.
	Whenever someone says that, I'm like, where's the resolution?
	Of course, it's not available online.
	It has some other language in there, but don't pay any attention to the other languages.
	It's all straightforward.
	Which I would go into later on, but the fact is, what it does...
	He urges the President of the United States to take long overdue action to prevent the massacres that are taking place in Libya as we speak.
	At this moment, opponents of Colonel Qaddafi...
	He has a lot of real interesting Freudian slips.
	I didn't get all of them, but you'll hear a couple.
	...and his supporters are fighting for their very survival.
	The demands of the Libyan people began much like those of their neighbors in North Africa and the Middle East for the protection of their universal rights.
	Libya is in North Africa.
	He doesn't know that.
	This guy, he is so, I mean, he is so a part of the military-industrial complex.
	He is so a part of the oil cabal, it gets disgusting as we...
	This clip is almost done, but it's all just gems.
	And this was an hour, and I just pulled like seven or eight minutes of it.
	Political freedom and representative government for justice and opportunity.
	But the response of Gaddafi and those still loyal to him stands in stark contrast.
	To the inspiring events of what some are calling the Arab Spring.
	This is the big new meme, John.
	The Arab Spring.
	I've never heard that one.
	Oh, this is big.
	You can Google it.
	The Arab Spring.
	This is what we're calling it.
	If we take all these revolutions together, it's a...
	I wonder who wrote it.
	It's a blossoming...
	Oh, you should...
	You could probably find that.
	It's a blossoming of the Arab Spring.
	It's an awakening.
	Give us your oil.
	We've got to find out who did that.
	It sounds like Hill and Knowlton.
	Well, as our friend Goolsby would say, the communications people!
	They made it up.
	The communications people said it's an Arab Spring.
	Gaddafi has unleashed a merciless campaign of violence against the Libyan people, including civilian non-combatants.
	Hey, hold on a second.
	I'm not taking this guy's side.
	I don't like him.
	But what's he supposed to do?
	He's got like some sort of a two-bit revolution on it.
	What would we do?
	We had a two-bit revolution...
	On our hands.
	Happening, you know, in Berkeley.
	It's not too bit.
	They've got anti-aircraft weapons, tanks, and helicopters.
	Yeah, one tank they stole.
	Okay.
	So anyway, so you've got a little thing like this going on in Berkeley.
	What are you going to do about it?
	Let them take over the place?
	No.
	Or are you going to go down and shoot them?
	Kick their ass.
	Exactly.
	Well, Gaddafi's son talks about that later.
	But let's get back to McCain, because it gets hilarious.
	The guy is so out of touch with reality.
	Every tool at his disposal.
	Every tool.
	A tool.
	So from artillery barrages to airstrikes.
	Airstrikes?
	We've seen on the news, what, one bomb that we didn't see that missed?
	Airstrike.
	Have you seen an airstrike, John?
	It's funny, they have all those phones with cameras on them.
	We haven't seen one.
	Not a single airstrike.
	Of foreign mercenaries.
	Uh-huh.
	As President Bill Clinton correctly stated last week.
	Yeah, message, telegraph, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, Clinton's on board.
	Send us your cash.
	What did Clinton say?
	I quote, it's not a fair fight.
	It's not a fair fight.
	And now the hour is growing dark.
	I can't hear any more of this crap.
	No, no, you have to!
	Shut up!
	This is good!
	...increasingly shifted away from the opposition and toward Qaddafi, showing once again what a lot of us understand about warfare, that a smaller, well-trained, well-equipped force Can usually prevail over a larger, less trained, and less equipped force.
	Right.
	What does that mean?
	He's just talking out of his butthole.
	Now we have to talk about what is a no-fly zone.
	30 seconds of definition of what that's going to mean.
	John McCain.
	The United States of America must lead.
	We must lead!
	Into the oil fields!
	A no-fly zone was never going to be the decisive action that tipped the balance against Gaddafi, even when Senator Lieberman and I called for it nearly three weeks ago.
	But it remains the case that a no-fly zone would take one of Gaddafi's most lethal tools off the table and thereby boost the confidence of Libya's opposition.
	It is Libyans themselves I can't turn this thing off.
	He sucks.
	Now listen, here's where it gets interesting.
	Because what happens...
	It doesn't get interesting ever.
	It does.
	People have to hear this.
	Let's talk about the nuclear fallout.
	Justin Bieber.
	Go on, play some more.
	I want to see how interesting it gets.
	So, Clapper, our director of national intelligence, made a big boo-boo earlier, late last week.
	And he said, hey, Qaddafi's going to prevail.
	No, he made that big boo-boo.
	Listen to how John McCain pulls it around into a positive.
	That we are already taking.
	There are many actions that we could consider.
	From sharing intelligence on Qaddafi's forces with opposition, to providing them with support for command and control, to technical assistance, and even forms of security assistance if they request it.
	We could jam Gaddafi's communications and his television.
	I'm sorry.
	Wrong clip.
	We can jam his television.
	We can jam his television, John.
	Somehow, I think the clapper clip got messed up.
	Crap.
	I had it so well prepared.
	But just explain it.
	You don't have to play it.
	I mean, listen, this guy's really annoying.
	People are crying out for help.
	They are fighting for freedom.
	Freedom.
	They are fighting an unequal situation.
	Unevil.
	I heard that.
	Unequal.
	On the battlefield.
	The least we can do, the very least we can do, is recognize them in their struggle for freedom and give them some assistance.
	Otherwise...
	As the President's National Security Advisor stated on Friday, Gaddafi will prevail.
	He's totally turning it around.
	That was good.
	He's totally turning it around.
	Isn't that awesome how he did that?
	He's like, okay, how do I turn this into a positive?
	All right, last clip.
	That was pretty cute.
	So then he has to wrap it up, right?
	And now I'm watching this thing for almost an hour.
	I'm like, oh, we get it.
	You want to go in and kill.
	Listen, listen...
	Listen to the exaggeration and the balls this guy has, what he compares the Libyan situation to.
	Is the likelihood, the likelihood that things are happening in Libya today as we speak that will remind us that several times in the last century, and even in this, We said never again.
	Never again.
	We said never again after Shebronica.
	We said never again after Rwanda.
	We said never again after the Holocaust.
	I mean, this guy is comparing this to the Holocaust?
	Wow.
	Is that out of control?
	Is that balls?
	Is that total balls to do that?
	Does he mention Pol Pot?
	Well, maybe.
	And several other occasions.
	Yeah, several other occasions.
	When nations stood by while slaughter was taking place.
	Slaughter!
	Is there anyone who believes that Gaddafi has not practiced in the past and is practicing now and will in the future unspeakable cruelties inflicted upon his people who dare to stand up to him?
	I don't know.
	Did Tony Blair ask him that when he visited him in his tent?
	I don't know.
	I don't remember.
	I don't know.
	Are you doubting this?
	Are you denying and denouncing this, John?
	I'm denouncing McCain.
	I voted for the guy.
	Oh, my God.
	What, in the presidential election?
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	So, I'd say to my friend, here we are.
	We know what's happening in Tripoli.
	We know what's happening with terror attacks that are taking place on defenseless.
	You don't know what's happening at all.
	He does, he does.
	He has all the intelligence.
	Individuals.
	And we watch these brave young people go out there with their Kalashnikovs and others.
	These brave young people were the Kalashnikovs.
	Come on, man.
	They're armed.
	They're set up.
	They are clearly being sponsored by someone from the outside.
	These are not the same people that were in Tuckerier Square.
	This is a whole different ballgame.
	Oh, these poor people.
	Listen, they're murdering 78-year-olds.
	Fighting against tanks and air power.
	Air power.
	As former President Clinton said so eloquently, it's not a fair fight.
	It's not a fair fight.
	So, I guess that there will be other consultations with our allies that we will.
	I'm glad to see that the Secretary of State is meeting with the leadership of the provisional government.
	The leadership?
	They just made this up, John.
	This is an amazing happenstance.
	Yeah, I think we get the point.
	Alright, so Gaddafi's son is interviewed by Euronews.
	You've seen Euronews, right?
	It's good.
	I like your own news.
	I have mixed feelings about it.
	I haven't made a final judgment.
	Well, of course, it's all propaganda.
	And so what everyone is saying is, well, you know, the Arab League, the Arab League, they totally, you know, they want a no-fly zone.
	The Arab League is against you, and you guys are crazy, and this is no good, and what do you say about the Arab League?
	And of course, this is what all our politicians here are saying as well.
	And Gaddafi's son basically says, well, Arab League's a punk.
	It's ridiculous.
	These regimes are not democratic and do not hold elections.
	Their presidents are not elected and do not abide by constitutions or laws.
	All these regimes are illegitimate.
	Now listen to the little ditty, the bombshell he drops on us.
	Our real problem is with Amri Musa, the secretary of the Arab League.
	This man receives money from Qatar and is preparing for a presidential campaign run in Egypt.
	Hello.
	Can you say set up?
	What?
	Yeah, the guy's running for a presidential run in Egypt, one of these dudes from the Arab League.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	I wonder, did you do any deeper digging on that?
	No, I couldn't even...
	It sounded like Harry Moosla.
	I don't know, it's like Harry Moosla.
	This is the problem with...
	I've never heard of this guy before.
	Actually, I had a lunch with some guy, some expert in translations, and he said almost every Arab name can be spelled about 35 different ways.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And he says it's a real problem for American intelligence because some guy will be the known terrorist.
	Yeah.
	The world is the worst guy, and he spells his name 50 different ways, but it's the exact same name.
	And unless you see it in Arabic, which nobody will see, you don't know who it is.
	So for you lovers of the Al Jazeera's...
	Gaddafi's son says, you know what?
	Arab League's a punk and Al Jazeera's a punk too.
	It's not a question of contamination.
	It's a sort of fashion.
	It's very similar to what happened during the youth revolution in Europe during the 1960s.
	Also, we mustn't forget that there are Arab TV stations conducting a media war against us.
	So, we've had Hillary Clinton say it.
	Now Gaddafi's son is saying it.
	He's saying, Al Jazeera, they're just lying.
	Of course they are, because they're paid for by British intelligence.
	Full of lies and rumors.
	These things are now clear to our people.
	For example, one of these TV stations said the Libyan army was attacking the port of Mesta.
	But Mesta is...
	Uh-oh.
	Did we just lose...
	Yeah, I guess we did.
	Who knows?
	We just lost the entire system.
	Okay, I'm going to pause this.
	And we're back here on WLTW Light FM. Come on, John.
	Answer the phone.
	What?
	Yeah.
	So the internet dropped out.
	I told you.
	I told you it was blipping.
	You just hung it up on purpose because you knew that...
	No, Al Jazeera's like, hey, stop this guy.
	This guy's on to us.
	Stop it, stop it, stop it.
	Jiggle the keys against the thing.
	Alright, so we'll get off Al Jazeera.
	This is the funniest.
	This is the news that everyone's talking about, at least in the United States of Europe.
	Here's what Gaddafi, because of course Britain, Gitmo Nation East, and Gitmo Nation Stinky Cheese are saying, yeah, no fly zone.
	We need to get us a no-fly zone going on there, because we've got, like, some oil happening that we want, some oil there.
	Yeah, make sure the U.S. enforces it.
	Well, of course.
	That's what we do, so you don't have to.
	Dan, so what does he have to say about El Presidente, the get my nation's stinky cheese?
	Sarkozy has...
	Firstly, Sarkozy must repay Libya the money he took for his election campaign.
	Hello!
	Hello!
	Had you heard about this one, John?
	Oh, really?
	Yeah!
	Did you take money for your election campaign, Mr.
	Sarkozy, from Libya?
	We financed his election campaign, and we have all details, and we're ready to publish them.
	Punk'd!
	Shut up, bitch!
	Shut up!
	Come on, bitch, shut up!
	I'll show you who's boss!
	The first thing we ask is...
	These guys are all in bed with this...
	Of course they are!
	It's awesome!
	This is like hope upon hope that these bonehead revolutionaries could do something, or that Qaddafi would leave...
	And then when apparently, you know, there was a moment, we have to remember this, we've talked about it on the show, and I think it's well documented, Gaddafi was about to say, look, I'll leave if you guys just don't, you know, let me go with my money.
	Right, and then they seized him and they took the money.
	They said, no, they stole his money, left him there, and he said, okay, well then screw you, and now he's fighting back.
	And with quite a bit of might, I might add.
	Apparently.
	We're going to show the docket.
	Really.
	I mean, this is Gaddafi saying, oh, it's his son, but he's our bitch.
	That's what he's saying.
	Clown, Sarkozy, is to repay this money to the Libyan people.
	We helped him become president so that he would help the Libyan people.
	But he's disappointed us.
	Kind of.
	And that's actually nicely put.
	Hey, that's very disappointing what you did there, Sarkozy.
	That's not very nice.
	Wow.
	We paid for your election.
	They got to roll that stuff out a little faster because this guy's going to get killed.
	Who?
	I mean, the French have a secret police, too, or an intelligence agency.
	Yeah, but don't they have the Foreign Legion there in Africa?
	That's in Algeria.
	It's a ways away.
	And I think it's not part of France at all anymore.
	I mean, the Foreign Legion is not in existence.
	But the fact is that this guy, he better get those documents rolled out because he's going to...
	Find himself in the bottom of a dumpster.
	Well, of course, there is retaliation from the French.
	And they're saying, oh yeah?
	Seriously, Mr...
	G-U-E-A-N-T. The president's chief advisor of four years told French radio station Europe One if the Libyans had such incriminating material about Mr.
	Sarkozy's campaign funding, instead of saying it all the time, they should just go ahead and do it.
	That's a call.
	That's a big-ass call right there.
	Yeah.
	So, I'm waiting to see what happens.
	Wouldn't it be funny?
	And who is the true WikiLeaks?
	Gaddafi, apparently.
	And by the way, I actually, I have to say, I'm on the side of Gaddafi.
	I mean, what he's saying is not crazy.
	Like, hey, we've got Al-Qaeda, which of course, with that they mean CIA, funded rebels.
	They've got some stuff going on.
	They're acting crazy.
	Like you said, Jonathan, we've got to shut them down.
	And there's a couple thousand people who are running around, but it's where are all the dead people?
	I haven't seen the Holocaust that John McCain talks of.
	I mean, one person dead is too many, but come on, let's be kind of honest here.
	Yeah, let's have some perspective.
	And then, of course, I don't have an audio clip of this, nor do I know if even the translation from Europe is real.
	Well, the question on my mind is...
	What are we, the U.S., going to do about the fact that this isn't working out as scripted?
	Well, no, I think it is working out.
	What are you talking about?
	I don't think it is.
	I don't think that this blip...
	I think somebody screwed up something.
	I think Clapper was right in the first place, which is that this guy has got his back up against the wall.
	He's going to put down this revolution.
	Mm-hmm.
	And then he's going to start complaining about the fact that people stole his money.
	No, I think Gaddafi is not long for this universe.
	I heard that weeks ago.
	Well, who knows?
	Hey, he's got a couple days left.
	But Gaddafi has nothing left to hide.
	I think this is from Russia today.
	He's literally just coming out and saying it now.
	Is this the kid or the old man?
	No, this is the old man.
	I'm glad that the viewers of RT, broadcasting in three languages, Arabic, English and Spanish, have an opportunity to hear your voice.
	We would like you to describe what has been going on in Libya.
	There have been many strange ideas.
	This is too long.
	I didn't actually clip this.
	Anyway, what Gaddafi says in this clip, you can find it in the show notes, noagendashow.com.
	The West is to be forgotten.
	We will not give them our oil.
	He's just not coming out and saying it.
	It's like, you know, screw you guys.
	Listen, we do not believe in the West any longer.
	That is why we invite Russian, Chinese, and Indian companies to invest in Libya's oil and construction spheres.
	Well, see, this was what I said when this thing began.
	Exactly.
	This was always about China getting involved.
	He had already made this decision long before this little revolution took place.
	Which is why it's happening.
	Exactly.
	At least the way I believe it's happening is because the Chinese are in bed with him.
	And he long since has told the West to screw itself.
	Or actually, I think the Chinese have cajoled him.
	You know, they're the...
	What was that, rainy day friends or everyday friends?
	All weather friends.
	All weather friends from China have come over and they just basically did a better deal, which we must have thought was underhanded or we just didn't like it.
	And now what are we going to do?
	By the way, that also says that really nothing's changed.
	I mean, there's no negative impact with this thing failing because it's already been a negative situation with the Chinese coming in.
	And if nothing else, we've got to at least throw a few bombs at the refinery that's there.
	Right.
	Which, of course, they're saying, oh, he's blowing it up himself.
	Crazy man.
	Yeah, right.
	That makes sense.
	There was a funny-ass clip from McCain where he's talking about the Interim National Council.
	And I'll just fast-forward to this one bit where he says something really hilarious.
	Officials who recently broke with his regime.
	They even have a website.
	Yay!
	They got a website!
	Ooh, a website?
	What is that?
	It's ntclibya.org.
	And this is the Libyan Republic Interim Transnational Council.
	No, Transitional National Council.
	And Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is meeting, or has met with, Mr.
	Mahmoud Jibril.
	Because there's only three dudes who are council members that have bios.
	And of course, by the way, I didn't come up, I came up wrong.
	I came up with www.libya.org.
	And the first thing it says, sponsored listings, masturbation cream.
	With lowest prices guaranteed.
	Hey now.
	And then number two is Breitling Oil and Gas and Fulani Travel.
	So I guess this isn't the right site.
	No.
	And why are these guys on Facebook?
	I mean, that's a disappointment.
	And why is it a.org?
	Why is it a.ly?
	I mean, come on people, get with it.
	So actually, do a who is on that, John.
	What are we thinking?
	How stupid are we?
	Now, what are we looking for again?
	I'll do the whois.
	It's whoisntclibya.org.
	Let's see.
	It's probably registered to GoDaddy.
	Wouldn't that be hilarious?
	Well, you know, you can't do the subdomain without whois.
	You can only do the domain.
	Oh, check this out.
	And this is libya.org?
	It's NTCLibya.org.
	NTCLibya, one word.
	November Tango Charlie, Libya.
	So check this out.
	Name, Identity Protection Service, Guilford, Surrey, the United Kingdom.
	Which of course is where I used to live, which is stockbroker heaven.
	Yeah, and probably a couple of domain places that link to MI6. Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, great.
	So, anyway, Mr.
	Mahmood.
	So, wait a minute.
	Let me get this straight.
	They have a website.
	Let me get something straight here.
	So, we're talking about a domain name that has to do with this group, and they have to go through an anonymizer because they're afraid of what?
	I don't know.
	In England?
	They have a website.
	That's all John McCain knows.
	They have a website.
	They have a website.
	As you are told.
	So born in Libya in 1952, Mr.
	Mahmoud Jibril obtained a BSc in Economics and Political Science from Cairo University in 75.
	He holds a Master's Degree in Political Science from the University of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in 1980.
	Spook, spook, spook!
	He also obtained a doctorate in strategic planning and decision making from the same university in 84, where he worked as a professor in the same show.
	This sounds like a revolutionary to me.
	Sounds like a revolutionary.
	Oh yeah, he's right in the trenches.
	With a Galashnikov.
	Please!
	How insulting is this?
	A revolutionary desk jockey analyst.
	Educated in Pittsburgh.
	Dude, Pittsburgh.
	Ugh.
	So, you know, the whole thing is, it stinks, and it's the same playbook.
	It's like, McCain is playing it up, and Lieberman, these guys are so compromised, it makes me sick to my stomach.
	They're saying, oh, you know, the Holocaust, never again, you know, it's evil.
	Thank God they're not actually pulling false flags on these people and actually killing them, because people like McCain are capable of that.
	They're actually capable.
	They will go that far.
	They are so compromised by the military-industrial-academic complex and the oil cabal, it makes me sick to my stomach.
	Just...
	Well, while on the topic...
	Yes, let's do a little interlude.
	Let's go to our contributors who are few and far between this show.
	Yeah, apparently we sucked last week.
	And I got an email.
	Somebody said, you didn't suck, really.
	Yeah, really.
	Well, people said, a third show week would be great, man.
	Well, not at these giving levels.
	So let's go and at least thank our three executive producers.
	Let's do that.
	And now I'm getting, you know, if you're going to, I don't know what to say about this, but people are like, now they're combining things and coming up with different kinds of numbers, but we'll let it slide for now until we figure out what to do.
	To make it easier.
	Anyway, Patrick Brennan of Munich.
	Deutschland.
	Deutschland.
	First time donator.
	New listener.
	I like that donator.
	Member of the 287 Club.
	Born on August 7th.
	How is he a member of the 287 Club?
	He's taking 287 and he's adding $33 to that.
	He's a member of the 287 Club.
	$300 for the 300 show.
	$33 for the man.
	He's not a member of the 287 Club.
	I don't see it.
	I'm sorry.
	I mean, we appreciate the giving level, but you don't qualify for the 287.
	But you do qualify for being in this.
	We'll give you the 300 Club thing.
	300 Club and executive producer.
	Yeah, and executive producer.
	He's apparently in East Africa and he's got photos of the Ugandan Kenyan pipeline and played Sean Penn's younger brother in Fast Times.
	Please upload the jingles and I can say, if you got a, you know, so I went to, I got the new Android X phone.
	Did you get yours yet?
	Yes, I did.
	Thank you.
	That was very kind of you to arrange that.
	It's not an X phone, it's the...
	It's the S, the Nexus S, yeah.
	XS. It's a nice phone.
	I like it.
	So anyway, I went immediately to the download site to get some apps.
	I'm going to sell it on eBay.
	Did you get the big app show?
	I didn't get the big app, should not mention, but I did get the No Agenda.
	You type in No Agenda into the search box and there's three No Agenda apps.
	And one of them, I can't remember which of the three, the one I was listening to the stream on, it has all the jingles.
	Yeah, I know.
	And if you push on the thing and leave your finger depressed, it will turn that jingle into your ringtone.
	Yeah, hey!
	Now that's groovy.
	That's a very nice little piece of code.
	And so I did that, and now my ring code is in the morning.
	Oh, that's nice.
	So the phone rings in the morning, in the morning.
	That's nice.
	Anyway, so people should go get those.
	I'm a little angry.
	My app is literally called The Big App Show.
	If you type in The Big App Show, there's 324 results and mine is somewhere near the bottom.
	Oh, that's not good.
	No, that's ridiculous.
	If you type in Adam Curry, it comes up at the top.
	But it's stupid.
	This is from a search company.
	Anyway, I digress.
	Anyway, so Patrick, thanks for the $333.20.
	And if you see stuff going on on the East African front...
	Yeah, let us know.
	In other words, Chinese incursion into American hegemony.
	I want to know about it so we can use the material as an exclusive on the show as we develop some of our theses.
	Yeah.
	Also, Adam Colby, Sir Adam Colby, I'm sorry, from where he's going to be, I guess, Menasha, Wisconsin, want to send his donation to thank Adam and John for their efforts producing the show.
	I've been listening for over a year now and find the show entertaining and informative.
	I also think the donation pushed me to a Black Knight.
	I don't think it's Black Knight.
	Is it Black Knight?
	I'm not sure.
	Anyway, $333.33.
	So he's also a member of at least the 300 Club and an executive producer.
	Yeah, okay.
	And so we'll give them both.
	And Chris McGraw, Alexandria, Virginia member of the 300 Club with $300.
	John and Adam haven't sent any cash in a while, but you motivated me to shoot you some money.
	The IRS gave back to me.
	Oh, nice.
	Very nice use of IRS returns.
	My $300, yes, jumped the gun at the promo as a value for value donation for the best 30 minutes of your show ever.
	30 minutes?
	Yeah, because you figured 10 minutes a minute for the Bieber lesbian clip.
	I told you.
	You're so right.
	Adam's chicks on TV laugh.
	And Mickey's superior rendition of the laugh.
	You can't beat the mixture when it comes to that.
	And the wanton violence discourse is well worth it.
	The crap sitcoms on TV. Even Charlie Sheen canceled once.
	Could only dream of such humor.
	Great stuff.
	Keep it up.
	Finally, can you throw me some karma?
	I'm currently dating way out of my league.
	What?
	So I'm hoping that Karma will keep the reality of the situation at bay.
	We need to help a brother out with that.
	You've got Karma.
	So he's associate or is he also executive?
	No, he's executive.
	All the 300 Club members are also executive producers.
	Oh, nice.
	That's the way to roll.
	So that'll be that.
	Very nice.
	And that's it for us.
	We have no associate executive producers this week, but I want to thank our three executive producers for helping us out.
	And I'd say that we actually don't have a 287 Club member.
	I'm going to just call it that and say the door is closed.
	It's an empty room.
	Completely empty.
	288 Club is now open.
	If you donate that amount for the show, then you get a special credit at the beginning of the show.
	A couple of PR mentions.
	URLs forwarding to noagendashow.com.
	Spacebat.com.
	Which I think is a reference to the bat that landed on the shuttle before takeoff.
	It's kind of cool.
	SpaceBat.com forwarding to NoAgendaShow.com Here's my favorite.
	BeaverVsBeaver.com This is the Angry Lesbians.
	Angry with Justin Bieber.
	And it's also the shorter version.
	BeaversVsBeaver.com Quick reminder, last chance to dance on the No Agenda Green Dice.
	March 18th, they'll all be gone.
	Noagendadice.com.
	Another great forward, wantonviolence.com.
	Or as I would say, wantonviolence.com.
	Which is a nice forward.
	And then just a quick note from one of our producers.
	Hey, I just wanted to let you know, my sister told me she spelled biodiversity as biodiversité on her college science final.
	She says it was worth losing three points.
	I think that's an excellent initiative.
	Yeah, and she also had the right accent to goo, I believe it was.
	She did.
	She did that.
	Accent to goo.
	Biodiversité.
	That's on a college final.
	That's frightening in itself.
	Yeah, it is, as you think about it.
	I wonder what the question was.
	So we thank our executive producers for this episode of No Agenda.
	We hope we do a better job for you today so we get some more giving levels going.
	Patrick Brennan, Sir Adam...
	Well, it's not Sir yet, so I'll say Adam Colby and Chris McGraw.
	Everyone else out there, there's one thing you can always do to help, which is go out and propagate that formula.
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	World.
	Order.
	And say it loud and proud with me now.
	Shut up, slave!
	Do as you are told.
	That's my new jingle.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. No, actually it's Dvorak.org slash NA. Do as you are told.
	Yeah, I like to do as you are told.
	You might as well put the crazy old lady in there with the...
	You know, I don't think I have that.
	I didn't put that in the jingle queue yet.
	I'm sorry.
	That's not smart of me.
	I promise I'd do that.
	So, I want to get to a topic and get it over with before we go on to some other more generalized discussion.
	So, they let Raymond Davis go.
	You know this, right?
	Yes, and I think I can call BS on what's being reported.
	From what I understand...
	Let's back it up.
	Raymond Davis was the CIA guy that was busted...
	First he was a diplomat, and then it turns out he was CIA. He's the quote-unquote diplomat that was busted in Pakistan for killing two ISI agents.
	Oh, I'm sorry, just civilians.
	And then a third guy was killed who seems to be left out of the discussion as a...
	Big black Humvee or some car was coming to rescue David.
	We already discussed that he was taking a nuke, a suitcase nuke, to Al-Qaeda there in Pakistan, and the ISI busted him for it, and he shot his way out.
	Right.
	And I truly believe that was your assessment.
	I think it's true.
	I think that's exactly what was going on.
	Because it was so big, we had to get Kerry involved.
	The big guns had to come in on this.
	This was a big deal, something huge happening.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So you're going to deconstruct...
	You said you have...
	Do you think everyone's full of...
	Well, okay.
	So the news reporting, what's being said is that blood money was paid.
	And by the way...
	2.4 million.
	Well, interesting, if you look at the actual magic numbers, it is actually 3333.33, was it rammed?
	What do they call it over there?
	I don't know what Pakistan is.
	RS. It's called RS. Rupees.
	Maybe it's rupees.
	It was like 33,333,333 of those things.
	So it's like magic numbers all over the place.
	And some say it was less, some say it was more.
	And some guy from, of course, there's no audio, but this Steve Inskeep of our national treasure gets to talk to Hillary Clinton and says, Hey!
	Did we pay?
	Did we pay for that?
	Did we just, like, pay it off?
	Because there's a provision, apparently, in Pakistani law where you can just say, all right, you know, I want to give you this money, and if you take that money...
	Compensation.
	You can pay compensation and get out of the deal.
	So it's a question and answer, and actually they publish it at stake.gov.
	Uh...
	According to Y reports out of Pakistan, the law minister of Punjab province, which is where this took place, says the blood money was paid.
	Is he mistaken?
	Clinton says, well, you'll have to ask him what he means by that.
	Question.
	Add a lawyer and a lawyer involved in the case that it was $2.34 million.
	There is no money that came from anywhere.
	Secretary Clinton, the United States did not pay any compensation.
	Question, does someone else, to your knowledge, Secretary Clinton, you'll have to ask whoever you are interested in asking about that.
	Question, you're not going to talk about it?
	Clinton, I have nothing to answer to that.
	So, I think this is a big smokescreen, and they're very happy that everyone's running around, oh, we paid money, who paid the money, who paid the money.
	In the meantime, the actual family...
	Has been threatened.
	Oh, they disappeared.
	One of these guys who was shot dead, his wife committed suicide.
	Did you know that?
	No.
	She committed suicide about two and a half weeks ago.
	And they're being beat up.
	The police have arrested one of these guys' uncles, his mother, his sister, other relatives.
	This is a deal.
	That was a total deal between the U.S. and Pakistan.
	And it was not about money.
	Oh, really?
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I'll listen to what you're thinking.
	Blackwater.
	Ooh.
	When you look at this guy's background, he never really did work for the CIA. He was a CIA contractor.
	They make that term clear.
	Where was he contracting from?
	No, they actually came up with some phony baloney invoice that he sent to the CIA headquarters.
	It may have been real because he was contracted from someone.
	And if you dig enough, you find out that he's an employee of Blackwater.
	Really?
	And if you run into the fact that one of the news items that keeps cropping up as well, somewhere along the line the U.S. is going to pay, and that's why they don't want to say anything, because they're going to pay a bill that's going to be presented to them as part of their consulting fee.
	It's going to be a Blackwater bill.
	Total proxy.
	Love it.
	These guys are so smart.
	Now, the interesting thing is there's one little weird piece of news that's floating around the inner tubes.
	And there's a website that I've only seen a couple of times.
	And it's a rumor site that discusses rumors.
	And then all these experts rate it as a possibility or not.
	And this one, I'm still following up on the details.
	And it's only got three stars out of five as a rumor.
	But apparently this Blackwater guy who, you know, told the...
	I guess they really wanted to find out about this one event that took place back in July because they suspected Blackwater was involved in a hijacking of a Blue Jet.
	What's a Blue Jet?
	Blue Jet is a commercial airline in the Middle East that floats around.
	It's not jet, but it's called Blue Jet.
	Right.
	It crashed into the mountains, and the Airbus people were completely adamant about it because it was superficially blamed on either pilot error.
	Pilot error.
	Weather.
	No, no weather in this.
	It was either pilot error or the equipment was no good.
	One of the rumors was that the pilot had been praying for 24 hours.
	This is not what Muslims do, by the way.
	Praying for 24 solid hours, and he was groggy when he was flying, and that's why the thing crashed.
	It killed 157 people.
	Yeah.
	This guy, the Blackwater guy, testified that it was a Blackwater operation.
	They hijacked the plane and it was either a remote control deal or they were trying to do something to slam the plane into a nuclear power plant that was considered the place where they make all the fuel for bombs.
	Oh.
	Wow.
	And once they got that information from this guy...
	Hey, John, who's the crackpot now?
	No, I'm not saying that I believe any of this.
	I'm just telling you what the outline is.
	And so anyway, so they're going to do that.
	And once they got this information, that's when they really cut the guy loose.
	I mean, yeah, they took the money, but they didn't have to.
	And the money, of course, is part of the Sharia thing where you can pay compensation.
	Yeah, the blood money.
	So anyway, so the guy's out.
	They hauled him out of the country as fast as they could.
	He's probably just working out of Iraq.
	Now, who knows?
	But I'm very concerned about this Blackwater operation being involved.
	Well, first of all, it's Z now.
	It's XZ. And we know that they've been in there for a long time, by the thousands.
	And I'm sure there's no coincidence that a predator drone killed 38 people in Pakistan yesterday.
	Yeah, they're all supposedly Taliban.
	Of course they are.
	Of course they're just Taliban.
	Except for the wedding group.
	Yeah, except for the other people in the house in the neighborhood that the drone gets shot on.
	But as President Obama said to the Jonas Brothers, two words, predator drone.
	You'll never know.
	You'll never hear it coming.
	You know, it's like the stuff we accuse Gaddafi of, we're pretty good at.
	We're pretty good at killing people, our own people, Americans, legally now.
	Well, there's still that.
	That minor detail.
	Seems to be a problem.
	Wow.
	Anyway, so that's kind of where that stands.
	I think it's going to end up blowing over, but there'll be some investigative work done.
	The Pakistanis actually have some pretty good journalists over there, and there'll be some more information that'll come forward, which we'll never hear of.
	No.
	Of course, because once that guy's out of the country, he'll be gone.
	Well, that was a close one.
	We will not hear from Mr.
	Raymond Davis again, but I do like the Blackwater theory.
	That, to me, sounds...
	I don't know about the...
	The plane and the nuclear plant, which was not intended to spread nuclear devastation, but more to take out the weapon-making capability, I guess.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	There you go.
	So that's a good site, which you need to give me the URL of that.
	I definitely want to check that out.
	I've also found a cool site.
	Yeah.
	And now, back to real news.
	This is the site we need to keep our eye on.
	Luckily, they have an RSS feed, so I'm subscribing to it.
	It's called looktothestars.org.
	And this website does nothing but track celebrity charitable events.
	Oh, by the way, I want to, before you go there, I want to just mention one thing, that there's been a lot of different, I have, I don't even know, I think I have a clip with one of these quotes, or I killed it, maybe.
	It was interesting to me, because every one of these late night talk shows have been promoting sending your money to the various 8 or 9, 0, 9, 9, 0, 8, 8, 5, or whatever they are for the Red Cross.
	Except for the late show with David Letterman, they actually came out and said, if you're going to send money, send it to Doctors Without Borders.
	Which I think is the best organization.
	It's the best one, and I think it was, I was stunned that anybody would have actually, you know, gotten away from the drum pounding, you know, send it to the Red Cross, so it goes into the slush fund.
	We just need cash.
	I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water.
	Just send your cash.
	So, just a quick rundown?
	Just so you know what's happening in the world?
	Yeah, I didn't follow the real news very well this week.
	Well, no, I mean, I just found this site and it's called The World of Celebrity Giving.
	Look to the stars dot org.
	Look to the stars dot org.
	The world of celebrity giving.
	Prince William currently in Christchurch, New Zealand to view damage resulting from the devastating earthquake.
	He's launching a charity initiative there.
	George Harrison's widow continues husband's legacy charity in Bangladesh.
	Annie Lennox is delivering mail for charity.
	Well, she's a mailman.
	Yes, she is.
	Mia Farrow returns from charity trip to southern Sudan.
	Hey.
	Oh.
	We're bringing her into the picture.
	Along with Martin Bell.
	I don't know.
	Who's Martin Bell?
	Martin Bell?
	Nelson Mandela Foundation announces charity clothing brand.
	Well, Martin Bell must be her handler.
	Probably.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	That guy, that rings a bell, actually.
	Let's look him up.
	That rings a bell.
	Let's consult the book of knowledge.
	Ha!
	There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
	We have the first mention, Consulting the Book of Knowledge, which is our new term for Wikipedia.
	Martin Bell.
	Let me see.
	There he is.
	Martin Bell, a UNICEF ambassador.
	Handler.
	And reporter for the former independent politician.
	He was a member of parliament from...
	For Tatton from 97 to 2000.
	Yeah, he's a handler.
	All right.
	Nelson Mandela Foundation announces charity clothing brand.
	The clothing brand is known as 46664, which I guess was his prison number.
	Clint Eastwood to donate...
	You know, he came out with a movie called Hereafter, which was like a tsunami movie.
	Earthquake tsunami movie.
	They pulled it.
	Oh.
	Because, like, not a good idea right now.
	Bad timing.
	So he's not saying, I'll donate the DVD proceeds to Japan.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so not the box office, but the DVD. Paris Hilton is going to be awarded for her charity work, John.
	How about that?
	For the Starlight Children's Foundation.
	Starlight's actually pretty good.
	Dexter Star named as Charity Event Ambassador.
	See, this is what it is, people.
	This is what it's all about.
	It's about celebrity ambassadors.
	Foo Fighters and Russell Crowe support Christchurch earthquake victims.
	That's probably on the up and up.
	Ooh, stars donate to celebrity charity auction for Japan.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Kim Kardashian, James Taylor, Jimmy Kimmel, just some of the stars who have donated once-in-a-lifetime experiences and items to a new celebrity charity auction aimed at raising money for victims of the unfolding disaster in Japan.
	Bidders have the option of a chance to meet Kim Kardashian on April 14th.
	I'm in on that.
	I'm in on that.
	And that is proceeds going to the U.S. fund for UNICEF. It's like these bastards, man.
	Ted Danson's new book, How We Can Save Our Oceans.
	Naomi Campbell announces Celebrity Charity Shop.
	Black Eyed Peas, Linkin Park, Blink-182, and more send celebrity charity support to Japan.
	Bono nominated for Mikhail Gorbachev Charity Award.
	You know, somebody wrote an article, and we have it on the blog, and people should look at it, which is a discussion about this.
	Japan is not a third world starving country.
	Thank you.
	No, it's not.
	The Bank of Japan has already released $600 billion.
	Yeah, they had to lay it around.
	I mean, you can donate your $10 if you want, but it's a joke.
	Yeah.
	No, it's the third largest economy in the world actually vying for second because they just got bumped to third.
	They don't need like nickel and dime charity because they can take care of themselves.
	It shows you how...
	And when we have a problem like in New Orleans, yes, send charity to them because our government would rather bail out the banks than bail out its own people.
	But that's not the way it is in Japan.
	It says so much about us.
	Hey, if I write a check, I'll feel good.
	And I'm changing my Twitter icon.
	I'll feel good.
	It's so wrong.
	Anyway.
	There are good charities.
	Doctors Without Borders is a great charity.
	Guide Dogs for the Blind.
	Send your money to them.
	Send your money to us.
	And say, we need some money.
	What are you talking about?
	Yeah, well, that's...
	We keep doing this show, and we do it only funded by the listeners.
	And we're doing it for the Japanese people.
	Don't we?
	I don't think we have any listeners in Japan.
	I don't think so either.
	Hey, there was big news in...
	Except the architects.
	Don't forget, we have two knights who are architects in Japan.
	Two famous architects.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	I hope they're doing okay.
	We should get a hold of them and ask them what it was like, because they're probably up on the 50th story on some huge skyscraper.
	Well, I got a note from one of our listeners who was really angry.
	He says, I can't believe they've got a picture of a baby being scanned with a Geiger counter.
	He says, all this panic is outrageous.
	The biggest panic in Tokyo right now is finding change for Starbucks.
	Which I thought was pretty...
	Alright.
	That's what it is, right?
	And the joke of the baby being scanned with a Gallagher counter was in New Jersey.
	By the way, Miss Mickey has an answer to your question about the messy offices in Japan.
	You said, hey, why are these offices so filled with paper and it's all messy and stuff?
	Yeah, they're cluttered.
	Do you know why?
	I'll give you the answer.
	Well, yeah, because they're unorganized.
	Why?
	Now, she lived there for five years.
	She says the Japanese culture is one of stamps and seals of approval.
	So even though everything is in the computer, if your piece of paper doesn't have a stamp, like a seal on it, a stamp...
	Then it's not valid.
	And everything has to be stamped and approved and you have to be able to show your stamped paperwork.
	That's why.
	They have a copy of everything on paper.
	There was actually a famous movie.
	I can't remember the name of it, but it's done by Kurosawa, one of the great directors of Japan, that was just about this.
	Interesting.
	All this guy did for a living.
	He was in some bureaucratic operation.
	It was apparently in the 20s.
	And all he did ever, all day for eight solid hours was stamp.
	Yes.
	Documents with two or three different stamps.
	You have to look at the document and stamp it with A and then stamp it with B and then go into a pile.
	And that's all he did all day was stamp, stamp, stamp.
	Yeah, okay.
	There you go.
	All right, so how...
	Can't it be neat?
	Well, I mean, there's too much paperwork, so it's impossible to...
	Come on, do it.
	There you go.
	Thanks, baby.
	All right.
	For...
	For many years, I have been telling you about the elitist pedophile network in Europe, and that a large part of it centers around Gitmo Nation lowlands, and in my opinion, throughout the Department of Justice.
	If you want to understand more about this, look up the Dutroux files, because it went from Belgium all the way to the British Isles.
	How do you spell it?
	D-U-T-R-U-X. And you'll be disgusted by what you'll find, by the way.
	I already read through them.
	Yeah.
	It was disgusting, right?
	Because they got pictures and it's disgusting.
	So, Europol...
	And it's a bottomless pit.
	Because justice is involved.
	The Ministry of Justice.
	Europol...
	Breaking news, yesterday, The Hague, Netherlands.
	Police say Wednesday they smashed a huge international pedophile ring, rescuing 230 children from abuse, arresting 184 suspects, including teachers and police officers.
	The three-year investigation, codenamed Operation Rescue, uncovered 670 suspects, identified and safeguarded children in more than 30 countries, 30, by arresting people accused of abusing them.
	It's perfect timing, by the way, to come out with all of this while no one's focused on it.
	And there's all kinds of hustling and all kinds of journalists' homes are being burglarized and their laptops and files are being stolen because there's a lot more behind this.
	They're just getting to low-level people.
	And it's all centered in Gitmo Nation lowlands.
	Like I've always said.
	You got fired.
	I got fired by talking about this.
	And not just fired.
	The station got like taken down.
	I'm surprised it wasn't burned.
	I'm surprised I'm still alive.
	That's what I'm surprised about.
	It's unbelievable.
	No, you haven't got any evidence.
	All you have is the do-true files and accusations.
	If you have actually some photos, I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry, there is evidence.
	No, you do don't have any evidence.
	The Secretary General of the Netherlands, Joris Deming, is a known pedophile.
	If you look up Anne-Frank Plantsum, that's where he used to pick up his little boys.
	His driver got killed.
	He used to drive him there.
	The Geekrant, which is known as the gay paper, and the television show Nova, and Panorama, they did a joint investigative project, and they published this.
	And it got pulled off shelves.
	And they had pictures, they have testimony, everything.
	And this has been the biggest cover-up ever.
	And because the guy runs the Justice Department.
	The whole thing is corrupt.
	And people know it.
	People are all over it.
	And so now they're getting rid of all the riff-raff.
	But they're also covering up evidence.
	All kinds of crazy stuff is taking place.
	And I'm telling you, these people are not just pedophiles.
	They're satanic.
	They're disgusting.
	Anyway, I told you so.
	And here you go.
	So they just haven't gotten the big guys yet.
	And they're not going to get them.
	Police and teachers.
	How horrible is it?
	And while we're on elitist pricks, have you been following this Prince Andrew...
	Prince Andrew's scandal in Gitmo Nation East?
	No.
	Would he qualify as an elitist prick?
	Yes, totally.
	Of course.
	He's a royal.
	So he was caught.
	Well, caught.
	He was snapped by the paparazzis, the paps.
	In New York, he was hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein.
	You know who Jeffrey Epstein is?
	Yeah, he's the guy who brought in the 13, 14-year-old, 15-year-old, I don't know what age.
	But underage girls in his private jet into Florida, I guess.
	Yeah, and he was in jail for like, what, a couple months?
	And he got out?
	So the Duchess of York, formerly Fergie...
	Oh yeah, this story's old.
	Well, it's still brewing.
	Okay.
	Has admitted that her former husband, Prince Andrew, arranged for Jeffrey Epstein, convicted pedophile, to pay off her debts.
	Why can't he pay off her debts?
	Why bother?
	What is Epstein?
	What is the connection?
	What would Epstein...
	They're hanging out together.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	It seems a missing piece of the puzzle here.
	Well, pedophilia is the missing piece of the puzzle, obviously.
	These people are being blackmailed to high hell about this stuff.
	That's what's going on, John.
	That's how it works.
	Well, that's the reason that you want...
	We should bring up that documentary again.
	Transparency.
	Yeah, that ITV documentary that...
	What was it called?
	It's on Google.
	The Boys Club of America.
	I can't remember the name of it.
	Boys Town.
	Boys Town.
	So speaking of transparency, did you know, John, that this is Sunshine Week?
	I guess you didn't.
	I did know something about this.
	It's Sunshine Week!
	There goes my phone.
	Go ahead and explain it while I go hang up.
	Sunshine Week is all about transparency.
	This is about transparency in our government.
	Sunshine Week is such a happy, happy, happy term.
	It's a week to focus on the importance of open government.
	How we can ensure accountability for our leaders at the federal, state, and local levels.
	It's Sunshine Week!
	Let the sunshine come in.
	Doobie doobie.
	You back?
	Yeah, it was one of the, you know, if you lift up at a certain time, they don't answer because they're not really on the line.
	Oh, okay.
	And then when they answer, you hear, you can hear that it's in a bullpen or a, you know, a boiler room.
	So sunshine.
	And then they go, you are Mr.
	Dvorak?
	Yeah.
	Oh, very good day to you.
	You know, it's like.
	As you are told.
	You want Mr.
	Dvorak?
	Do as you are told.
	Alright, so what about Sunshine Week?
	Alright, so I watch C-SPAN all week long.
	Sunshine Week.
	Did you know that there is a 20% rule for lobbyists?
	People may not understand this, but all of Washington, D.C. is filled with big law firms who are paid to go and talk to politicians and bribe them And coerce them and pay them and whatever they can to put legislation in place for their clients.
	Yeah.
	Did you know that there's a 20% rule?
	Do you know what this is?
	I've heard of it, but it doesn't come to me.
	So the 20% rule is if you spend less than 20% of your time lobbying, you don't have to register as a lobbyist.
	Well, that's pretty cool.
	Now, what is amazing to me, and I have a clip.
	This will be a clip that I won't interrupt if you want to listen to.
	It's a little longer clip.
	Is it interesting?
	It's not like the McCain clip, is it?
	I thought McCain was pretty interesting.
	Well, if you don't think it's interesting, you call me on it and I'll cut it off.
	All right, go for it.
	So this is the panel and they're arguing about this 20% rule.
	And they're saying, well, you know, I have to track my time.
	And these guys are all lawyers.
	Now, I've had lawyers, and I get a bill right down to the half hour.
	And they say, oh, I worked three and a half hours.
	That's 8,000...
	Half hour, 15 minutes.
	Yeah, in fact, they even state 15 minutes.
	But when it comes to lobbying, apparently...
	That doesn't exist.
	And we can't track our times.
	This is so bogus because of that.
	What you just said is exactly why it's bogus.
	And I'm surprised somebody on the panel didn't call him on that.
	Well, they're all in bed together.
	They're all laughing with each other about it.
	And it's on television.
	It's beautiful.
	You can't make this stuff up.
	If you get bored, call me.
	Actually, I'm going to give Dan a chance to see if you want to weigh in on this.
	Or do you want to...
	I don't have anything.
	I guess I... I do have one question for...
	I'm curious about the argument from the lobbying perspective basically that it's too much to keep track of, too complicated.
	These are, by and large, law firms.
	A lot of law firms do lobbying, and then there are obviously specialized lobbying firms.
	I'm quite sure that clients want to know exactly what you're doing for their money.
	I think you're keeping track of it anyway, aren't you?
	I'm not quite understanding that part of the argument about it being too much...
	Just two things.
	First, I mean, what about the small one-person shop?
	I mean, if I have five different clients that I'm representing one day on different issues, I'm running around, I don't have time to, okay, now I did this, I've got to add another 30 minutes or 15 minutes into my schedule to somehow track this and write this down.
	It did take 30 minutes.
	But if I'm on the hill, I don't use my cell phone for that.
	So I'm going to have to carry a personal computer.
	I'm going to carry a computer to keep track of my time.
	Or go back to my office and spend some more time at the end of the day when I want to get home to play with my kids.
	Can you believe this?
	I think you've played enough.
	This is idiotic.
	These guys are full of crap.
	It's totally full of crap and it shows you how corrupt everything is.
	And it's hours and hours of this.
	It's just hours and hours of people bullshitting and lying about how...
	Do we always talk policy?
	No, sometimes it's just hanging out and making relationships with hookers.
	I have a clip then from C-SPAN, which is similar.
	Not similar, but this is a different topic.
	Barbara Boxer, who is just an out-and-out idiot.
	Yeah, she's an idiot.
	She's an idiot.
	So she's upset.
	It's one of these after-hours things where she's with one of her friends, Cantwell, who is just the worst person in the world from Washington State.
	What a moron she is.
	So Boxer's going on and on about some small business bill where they have the writer in there.
	And the Republicans have been trying to slip this in left and right, and she's going to make a big fuss about it, that says the EPA's full of crap and they shouldn't be doing as much as they're doing and that kind of thing.
	So she goes on a rant.
	The Environmental Protection Agency.
	Yeah, the EPA.
	And so she goes on an outrageous rant.
	And then tell me where you think there's maybe some dubious information in here, which is like, what?
	Are you kidding me?
	Why are we seeing this kind of amendment?
	On a small business bill.
	It's ridiculous.
	And it makes the American people lose faith in us, frankly.
	This is a bill about small business innovation.
	This isn't a bill that's about telling EPA that they can no longer do their job and protect the American people.
	This is ridiculous.
	We already know From reports, how many lives have been saved as a result of, we have it here.
	And I want my friends to see this.
	In 2010, the Clean Air Act prevented 160,000 cases of premature death.
	What?
	That's a fact.
	What?
	Play it again.
	That's what she said.
	And that's a fact.
	That's a fact.
	How is this a fact?
	160,000.
	That's like jobs saved or created.
	Is it worse?
	Unbelievable.
	What are we going to do?
	What are we going to do with all these jabronis?
	This is horrible.
	That's a fact.
	It's a fact.
	It's a fact.
	And then she adds to it.
	Play it again and then let it finish.
	It's almost done.
	Hold on.
	I had already taken her off the deck.
	I can't handle this woman.
	Why are...
	Let me fast forward to that bit.
	That was funny.
	This is their job to protect the American people.
	This is ridiculous.
	Ridiculous.
	We already know from reports.
	Reports.
	Study says.
	Reports.
	How many lives have been saved as a result of...
	Here, let me get the report.
	We have it here.
	Here, look.
	And I want my friend to see this.
	My friend.
	In 2010, the Clean Air Act prevented 160,000 cases of premature death.
	That's a fact.
	By 2020, the number's projected to grow to 230,000 deaths.
	So excuse me, this amendment, if it were to pass and it stopped EPA from cleaning up the air, people will die, okay?
	And that's a fact!
	People will die!
	They're just cutting to the chase with all of this.
	It's like people are so anesthetized by reason that we just have to go straight to the jugular.
	It's like, if you don't do this, you will die.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay.
	That's what everything has become.
	Cases of, 160,000 cases, by the way.
	Cases.
	Cases of premature death.
	What is a case of premature death?
	What's a premature death?
	I don't know.
	He died prematurely.
	I think they died early.
	He died prematurely.
	He died prematurely.
	Wrapping up is another case of premature death.
	In those horrible, boring McCain clips, at one point he actually says at the end, the people of Libya will suffer death or worse.
	I'm like, what can be worse than death?
	Seriously, can you believe he said that?
	What does that mean, death or worse?
	I don't know.
	I mean, it's like, one of those things is like, oh my god, you know, these people are just so out of their minds.
	Yeah.
	And that's the only thing left that will scare us.
	We're not afraid anymore.
	I'm not.
	Are you afraid?
	I'm just not afraid.
	People will die.
	Or worse.
	Everything is like, you're going to die.
	Or worse.
	I don't know what's worse, but you're going to die.
	I don't want you to hear this.
	It's very interesting what he says here.
	Hold on.
	This is funny.
	Well, you just love this.
	And we're doing everything we can.
	And we'll do everything we can to help the people of Japan.
	We ought to be doing what we can to help the people of Libya from the fate that in some cases to some individuals may be worse than death.
	I don't know.
	If I'm dead, there's not much worse.
	Wow.
	The guy, he's off his rocker.
	You voted for that guy?
	Oh my God.
	Don't you realize now how you were duped?
	Well, what difference does it make if I voted for the other guy?
	No, I understand.
	No, I've got to vote for third-party candidates, apparently.
	I can feel good about myself.
	You can't get duped.
	I do have an interesting little clip from television that I did not see myself.
	This is from March 8th.
	This is the series V. I think I watched like two episodes.
	It's hard to watch.
	I can't watch it.
	It's got a funny pacing.
	It's more like a cable.
	It should be on SFX. Yeah, but it's on ABC. It's like a big show on the compromised ABC network.
	Yeah.
	So, March 8th, three days before the earthquake and tsunami.
	Here's this little ditty they throw out, because they've got to stop the V. There are 538 Concordia sites being built around the world.
	But there are only 29 motherships.
	Yeah, do the math.
	We're on the way.
	Those ships land.
	They won't.
	Well, what are we going to do?
	Blow up all 500 sites?
	Not bloody likely.
	No.
	We don't have to destroy them.
	We just have to stop them from being built.
	How?
	Construction's already underway around the world.
	Do you remember Three Mile Island?
	A nuclear power plant.
	It almost melted down.
	It scared the hell out of everybody.
	But there was not a single new plant approved for almost 30 years after it.
	Okay, so what does this have to do with Concordia?
	Blue energy.
	We sabotage the reactor at the New York Concordia site.
	We make it seem unstable.
	Dangerous.
	People would get scared.
	There'd be a public outcry and the program would grind to a halt.
	Yeah.
	It's not on the subtle side for me, but I like it.
	Subtle.
	I love it.
	Hardly subtle.
	Those guys are great.
	That was a good one.
	A coincidence?
	Just coincidentally?
	I think not.
	So I have a couple of the clips for slight entertainment value.
	Yeah, we need some because, you know, we could suffer something worse than death at this rate.
	Uh...
	So Donald Trump is out floating around, and here he is on Cavuto discussing his political bid, and it was some common sense.
	And I'm actually kind of surprised that Neil didn't call him on this.
	I think he just blew it by him.
	But this is actually Donald Trump.
	I'll set it up.
	I'll give you the punchline right off the bat.
	This is Donald Trump actually advocating for colonialism.
	In the modern era, and Cavuto going, well, that sounds like a good idea.
	What is colonialism?
	Colonialism is what used to take place in the 1800s, or even the 1700s, where you'd send the Spanish Armada to South America and take over the place.
	Or you'd send it...
	Germans would go into Africa and they'd take over a bunch of countries.
	Or like the British in India.
	The British in India, the classic colonial situation.
	They went to India, took it over.
	Yeah, you go there and you say, hey slaves, as you are told.
	Right?
	Yeah, and then they run the place and this has been shown it doesn't work very well.
	How'd that work out for you, Britain?
	Most of today's world is like a mess because of the colonial era.
	That's funny.
	And...
	But that's, you know, we soon forget.
	And Trump comes up with this, and I was just rolling my eyes of this guy's just a joke.
	Our representative.
	You know, your approach is interesting.
	You would not go to the convention or cut, cut, cut.
	You'd first be looking to get something.
	I would get so much.
	Excuse me, Neil.
	You raise hundreds of billions doing that.
	We're trillions in debt.
	You're talking about trillions.
	Let me give you an example.
	So we go in.
	Remember, the old-fashioned war.
	You win a country, you win a country.
	You know?
	Fight a war and leave.
	And then let some guy take over the country who hates the United States, because that's what's going to happen.
	But two things are going to happen.
	We took over Iraq, and we've totally weakened the country.
	We've ripped their infrastructure apart.
	The country is a mess.
	It's a total mess.
	And, okay, now we're going to leave.
	You know that Iraq has the second largest oil fields in the world.
	Duh.
	Winning.
	What an idiot.
	No, this is dumb.
	First of all, we're not going to leave.
	We've built a permanent base there.
	But we do it now.
	We have proxies.
	We have people that do it for us.
	We have friends in high places.
	But Trump is actually saying we should just go in and take over the place and make it the 51st state.
	What's he talking about?
	Iraq or is he talking about Libya?
	He's talking about everything.
	Whatever.
	Whatever's convenient.
	If we send our military there, we should take over the place and it's ours now.
	It's the spoils of war.
	It's unbelievable.
	And Cavuto and some other guy, I never heard of such a thing.
	That's a great idea.
	I don't understand why we're not thinking like that.
	Why don't we do that?
	We're so crazy because we go in under the pretense that we're good guys.
	We're going to go fix everything.
	We need to throw a shoe at that guy's head.
	By the way, We Are Change Holland is going to do a big protest in The Hague.
	About what?
	What not about?
	Let's see.
	Pedophiles rampant throughout the government.
	They are now the police commissioner saying, hey, everyone needs to hand over your DNA. It's good.
	We need to give up a little bit of privacy so we can catch the bad guys.
	I think people are a little bit angry about that.
	And so real ideas going through.
	I know!
	May 11 is when it starts.
	How did that happen?
	Well, we have a response from the crowd.
	It's just unbelievable.
	We are all so excited and so thankful for everybody.
	And like I say, thank you for everybody that has participated in this because it couldn't have been done without everybody.
	That's right.
	Everybody's on board with the program.
	May 11th, all driver's licenses across the United States of Gitmo Nation.
	We'll be required to conform to federal national security standards.
	I don't understand how this happened.
	I think this, when we were all looking at Japan, all of a sudden, here it is, ladies and gentlemen.
	Real ID. Welcome to Gitmo Nation.
	I'm getting, you know, I passed my driver's test.
	You can drive.
	Well, I had to take the test, though.
	Yeah, you told us about it.
	You didn't have to park.
	I found that pretty disturbing.
	Nope.
	But it'll be interesting to see if I, because I don't have the actual license yet, it shows up in six weeks, so I guess, will I get one of the new ones?
	I don't know.
	Maybe they're already compliant.
	They got all kinds of, you know, that you see the little guy at the airport with the blue light.
	That's bogus.
	You know, that's totally bogus.
	And he's looking at it carefully with the blue light.
	And then the real jerk-offs, they hold the license up and then look at you and look at the license to make sure it's the same person.
	Give me a break.
	I got an email from someone, one of our producers, who was, before they even went to that checkpoint of your papers, please...
	And there was TSA going up and down the line saying, show me your palms, and they were swabbing people's palms.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Well, that's different.
	Yeah, I would refuse.
	Why?
	Why?
	Are you out of your mind?
	You're getting DNA. You can get DNA from your sweat.
	Well, I think they're swabbing for explosives, but that's not the point.
	It's like, I have a right to travel, and I'm not even...
	In the checkpoint, you have no right to do that.
	I don't submit to that.
	I just don't submit.
	I'm not going to do it.
	I refuse.
	I'm not even flying anymore.
	Do as you are told.
	Grab your palms!
	Swap your palms.
	It's crazy.
	So, yeah, I don't know how this happened.
	Wait a minute.
	They come by and they're swabbing your palms.
	Then what do they do?
	Do they put it in a little vial?
	Do they write your name down?
	What if they find something?
	Do they know whose palm it was from?
	I don't know.
	I didn't get that much detail.
	But maybe it's happened to other people.
	Maybe we'll hear more about this.
	Maybe it was just a one-off, like that Viper team.
	The Viper team.
	By the way, I wanted to make mention of something.
	You have taught us here on this show, whenever you read an article that starts with chilling or grim or dire...
	It's typically a hit piece and a BS article, right?
	Well, those are code words actually for left-wingers who do hit pieces.
	Because I hear every single report coming out of Japan starts with that.
	I hear Anderson Cooper saying nothing else than grim reports now, chilling evidence, dire situation.
	Am I just seeing too much into it?
	With him, probably.
	I do have a numbers game thing for you before we go to our donations.
	Oh, like magic numbers?
	Yeah.
	First we have a three.
	And by the way, this came out...
	I got this clip from a...
	It was a freelance...
	It seemed to be a freelance piece that was going to local news stations.
	And it was...
	It was played when I know that the body count was way over 6,000.
	And I think now it's way over 10,000.
	But played anyway.
	It's called the numbers game.
	However, many more victims have been found dead.
	The death toll from Thursday's 9.0 earthquake and tsunami has risen to more than 3,300.
	In Washington, I'm Samantha Hayes.
	Yeah.
	But what's the knock three times you started off with?
	Knock three times, bang, bang, bang, and then 33.
	I thought that was interesting.
	Oh yeah, but there's more.
	Well, I'm sure that's what you do.
	Yeah, governments in Ewate, Fukushima, and Miyagi prefectures have asked Japan's Prefabricated Construction Suppliers and Manufacturers Association to build 33,000 homes, temporary homes.
	The nation's chief nuclear response team has deployed its experts to Japan, 33 experts.
	Suicide attack kills 33 Afghan army in the Afghan army recruiting center.
	And the best one of the week, Silvio Berlusconi, prime minister of Italia.
	33 women in two months, and he's denying.
	That's like, you can't get more.
	I'm 78!
	I can't have 33 women in two months!
	Yeah, you can.
	Douchebag.
	You know, I talked to Willow, my sister.
	Who has boots on the ground.
	Is she one of them?
	No.
	Hey, hey, hey, hey, back off, Dvorak.
	She's boots on the ground for us in Italy.
	And she says, the sad thing is, you know, people are like, you know, they know the guy's corrupt.
	They know he's a total New World Order shill and a horrible human being.
	And they all say the same thing.
	They say, but you know, if you were in his position, wouldn't you do the same thing?
	So like...
	You guys rock.
	Italian pragmatism.
	I love it.
	You gotta love it.
	It's fantastic.
	I'm gonna show myself the mood by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
	It would be.
	Yeah, on No Agenda.
	We had a pretty poor showing this last week, and I want to remind people that we do have a 300 club coming up.
	I'd like to remind people why we do this show.
	We don't take money from corporate interests.
	There's no lobbyists hanging around.
	We just call it as we see it.
	We sometimes get duped, but man, I think we uncover a lot.
	We watch C-SPAN hours on end for you so you don't have to, and we bring you five hours of quality entertainment every single week.
	That's got to be worth something, and we appreciate the people who see that value and give us value.
	Yeah, and it's very valuable, especially for commuters who need something to listen to besides, what, shows that are mostly commercials?
	I mean, for every minute of material, you get like 30 seconds of commercials.
	It's ridiculous.
	And even our national treasure.
	It's all commercials.
	It's all sponsored by.
	It's all big companies.
	And even local companies.
	They've got GoDaddy codes, Carbonite ads.
	It's a big scam.
	And we're doing it in a true public media fashion.
	Actually, there's people out there, but it's still a very small percentage of the listenership.
	The thing that really bothers me is we have very few first-time donors this week.
	We had a number of them last week.
	I'm telling you, apparently we had a boring show.
	The only way I can look at the donations is if we have a good show, people donate.
	If we don't have a good show, people don't donate.
	Is there any other metric?
	No.
	Troy Rudder, Ames, Iowa, $110.20, a double-double nickels on the dime.
	That's different.
	To bring me closer to knighthood, I'm also forwarding an old domain.
	Troyneedsanipod.com to no agenda.
	And DSC listeners know the story of that one.
	Keep up the good work.
	And if you could spare some karma, he could use it for sure.
	We've got some for you right here.
	You've got karma.com.
	Thank you.
	Tomasz Kalinowski in Kopiak, some town in New York.
	I don't think I butchered his name, but I butchered the town, so at least I'm consistent.
	Hi, John and Adam.
	I love your show.
	I'd like to thank you both for the energy invested in translating the new to us slaves.
	Translating the new.
	I'd like to throw out a double magic number 3333 at you.
	I think he means news, obviously.
	Ah, it's also the new.
	I like that.
	The 6666 he gave us, could you tell a joke once in a while?
	I did earlier.
	I told the Gilbert Gottfried joke.
	It was hilarious.
	It was how hilarious?
	And because sometimes the show gets too depressing, I like to say hello.
	That could be one of our problems.
	I like to say hi to all the Polish listeners.
	Tom from Long Island, New York.
	John, do not try to butcher my last name.
	Kalinowski.
	I don't know.
	You did a good job on that.
	I don't see how you can butcher it.
	I think it's Kopiok.
	It's probably up near Kwok.
	Yeah, probably it's like Kopiok.
	It's like Hopog or whatever that place is.
	Schnorresteen.
	No, you butchered that one.
	Schnorresteen.
	Sir Schnorresteen.
	Up in Norway.
	Snowmobile season in full swing.
	We should be up there driving around.
	Couldn't use some karma for my company, arcticsafety.no.
	He sent me some pictures.
	My God, it's so beautiful.
	It's breathtaking up there.
	It's so incredible.
	He's up near the North Pole.
	It's, I think, our most northernmost listener.
	I know.
	We've got to get on a snowmobile and boogie.
	You know, in those northern climes of those countries, the Arctic countries or the Nordic countries, they actually have roadways.
	That are snowmobiles.
	They're snowmobile roadways with cops and speed limits.
	Really?
	Yeah, you go driving along, it's an excellent amount, you can go so many kilometers an hour, like 70.
	Do they hide behind a polar bear?
	They're hiding behind, you know, yeah, basically.
	Karma for a snorter stain up there in the north.
	You've got karma.
	ArcticSafety.no Daniel Hutner in Murphys, California Jeffrey Pechito Pachito in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada.
	Thanks to Eric for getting out the 10-10-10-10-10 coins.
	Am I surprised I received a second one just the other day, even though I'd only ordered one.
	Hey, way to go, Eric.
	Thought I'd send you something to cover the cost of it.
	Maybe send a bunch of them out, Eric.
	We'll see what happens.
	$42 for the coin, as well as the fourth date, second month, and $11 for the year 2011, the date of my birth daughter, Jessica.
	Selena Christine, February 4th, 2011.
	So please give her an actual birthday shout out.
	Yeah, she's on the list.
	And she's on the list.
	Brandon...
	Burke and Bile in Warren, Maine.
	Chris Slovinsky.
	I've got a W here.
	Slovinsky.
	David Middlebrook in Aberdeenshire in the UK. Jason Burke, Richmond, Texas.
	Our old friend Jason Dozier and Laurie Corpy.
	Who should be at a knighthood by now, I think, seems to me.
	We should have to look into that.
	Scott McKenzie, Stockport, Cheshire, UK, $50.
	These people all gave $50, had a payment through the sales of One Day and Get Monation.
	That's her novel.
	Noagendanovels.com.
	Noagendanovels.com.
	And apparently the Kindle versions are all available.
	In the last few weeks, I've had a few requests for an audiobook version read by one of them.
	Adam, we'd be glad to do it.
	Scott Singer, walking Wisconsin, $50.
	Make Doug do it.
	Doug.
	Oh, that would be great.
	It may be unlistenable.
	I'm sure.
	It would be funny.
	And finally, Sean Pyle in Streamwood, Illinois.
	Loves the show.
	I think we're the best.
	Stop eating during the show.
	That's me.
	I'm chewing on...
	You're chewing on your cud.
	My throat is parched, so I'm eating grapefruit once in a while.
	Chewing on your cud, man.
	And I'll put a piece of grapefruit in my mouth, and then Adam says, what do you think?
	Right at the wrong time, I think he's listening for this, but I'll try to avoid it.
	You're chewing on your cud like an old guy sitting there at the gas station.
	So I want to thank everybody.
	Go to NoAgendaShow.com, Dvorak.org slash NA, and also Channel Dvorak.
	Or, I'm sorry, actually Channel Dvorak's probably got a still up slash NA, but NoAgendaNation slash donate or slash NA. And help us, please.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. Please help us more.
	Yeah.
	I think the new listeners, and they're out there, need to step up.
	That's all.
	And, of course, we're on our 300 donation drive, which is for show 300.
	You want to just run through the benefits of that giving level, John?
	Yeah, if you're a $300 donor to celebrate the 300 show, you get a special call out on show 300, but you also get an executive producer on whatever show when it comes in.
	So in other words, for example, today we had a couple that showed up early in the show.
	We mentioned them.
	Patrick Brennan and Adam Kolb and Chris McGraw.
	They get an executive producer for this show, and they also get an executive producer for show 300, and they get on a webpage.
	Praising them for their great generosity and the fact that they're...
	But you'd be a Facebook page, just to piss everybody off.
	I don't use Facebook, so you can do that if you want.
	I don't use Facebook, please.
	No way.
	I do just want to remind everybody that noagendanewsnetwork.com is up and running.
	There's a lot of work going on over there.
	It updates like every couple of minutes.
	There's new news.
	If you're interested in participating, I can take a couple new producers.
	So if you sent me more than two emails with news stories in a week, send me a quick little note.
	Put in the subject line, noagendanewsnetwork.com, and I'll get you up and running.
	I've been putting a lot of effort, a lot of time into that, but I think it's really going to pay off.
	Wait until you see what's happening.
	There's a couple of human resources doing real-time updates, a webpage that refreshes when the news comes in.
	There's a lot of stuff going on.
	And I find it very exciting because we want to expand this and keep the news rolling in between the shows as well.
	So think about us and think about all the work we're putting in there and giving you some value.
	Well, I guess this one will have to go down in the history book so she can listen to it one day when she can comprehend.
	Jeffrey Posito says very happy birthday, real happy birthday to Jessica Salinas Christine, born on February 4th, 2011.
	A brand new slave, your $9.1 million is declining and counting.
	Happy birthday from your buddies Adam and John.
	It's your birthday, yeah Thank you.
	It's probably worth $9,500,000 at this point.
	At the moment, yes.
	It's like when you drive the car off the lot.
	It's immediately worth less than you bought it for.
	That's what he knew human resources like.
	You're not $9.1 million.
	It's like you're immediately down.
	You're down a peg.
	Yeah.
	Can you get your thing out?
	Hold on.
	Okay.
	The thing is so sharp.
	Adam Colby, step forward please.
	We are very happy to see that you have supported the No Agenda program with donations totaling up to over $1,000.
	You will soon be the recipient of a shiny No Agenda Knight of the Roundtable ring, which you can hit people in the mouth with.
	And we hereby pronounce the Sir Adam Colby, Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	Please have a seat with our knights.
	It's getting crowded.
	This is good.
	Congratulations and thank you for the support.
	Yes, thank you very much.
	And we hope for more continued support in the future.
	New bill being introduced.
	I got this off of...
	I didn't know that this existed.
	Slashfood.com.
	It's kind of cool.
	Because I'm always interested in food because, let's face it, we put it in our pie hole and it's supposed to make us feel good.
	There's a new bill that's going to start in Iowa that would make it illegal for documentarians to film farming operations.
	What?
	Oh yeah, I remember this.
	I should have blogged it or something.
	I saw this and it was like so...
	I think I got a brain fart or something because it was so ridiculous.
	Yeah, it's actually in the house.
	This is a Monsanto, obviously, scam.
	Duh.
	Yeah, because people like to go make videos of chickens living in the dark, cows that can't stand up because they're so disease-ridden.
	Stuff that we eat, typically.
	And that's going to be made illegal because it's stressful.
	Stressful to the animals.
	Who is the sponsors of this bill?
	Well, let's have a look.
	That's what we need to know.
	Yep, the Iowa Independent has the full story.
	House File 589, introduced by Representative Annette Sweeney.
	Annette Sweeney should be voted out of office immediately, ladies and gentlemen.
	If you know who Annette Sweeney is, if she's your congressperson, is that a congressman or a senator?
	Is this congressperson?
	It says rep.
	Yeah, congressperson.
	Yeah, representative.
	Get her out!
	Unbelievable.
	Who's the co-sponsor?
	There's always a co-sponsor.
	Let me see.
	And talk to your representative.
	This is ridiculous that something like this, of course, is unconstitutional, I might add.
	But it's beside the point why you would even suggest doing this.
	Well, do you think she's on the inside that maybe she's getting paid by someone to do this?
	Yeah, Monsanto or some.
	She's obviously, this is a corrupt bill.
	But of course we know that up in the Supreme Court there we've got Clarence Thomas who was a lawyer for Monsanto.
	So if they run this one all the way up the flagpole, guess what's going to happen?
	Well, he'll vote yes.
	Of course he will.
	Of course he will.
	After he takes that pubic hair off his coke.
	I haven't forgotten, Clarence.
	I'm old enough to remember.
	Long dong silver.
	You should consult the Book of Knowledge on that, if we're a good laugh.
	Yeah, it is pretty funny.
	So, yeah, of course that is not funny at all.
	That's a total violation of our human rights.
	They're just trying to eliminate photography constantly.
	Did you know the Dalai Lama resigned three days ago?
	What do you mean he resigned?
	You can't resign.
	It's not a job you can resign.
	It's like Adam Curry resigned.
	He's no longer Adam Curry.
	I'm no longer a crackpot.
	Yeah, you can.
	There's been...
	He's not the only Dalai Lama in history.
	There's been others, haven't there?
	No, yeah, because it's passed on, but the way it's supposed to work is that the soul of the original Dalai Lama gets passed from person to person to person.
	When he dies.
	When the guy dies, then the whole country goes into a...
	A tizzy.
	A personnel search.
	An HR personnel search.
	They do an HR personnel thing, and then they look at all the different babies around and say, you think that might be the new one?
	Oh, it's the chosen one.
	It's like the golden child.
	Yeah, and then they figure it out.
	They poke him a couple of times.
	It giggles.
	And whatever happens, then they say, that's him!
	It's him!
	This is him!
	This is him!
	And everybody agrees.
	It's Eddie Murphy!
	And then they raise him as the Dalai Lama.
	Well, hold on a second.
	I'm looking at the...
	I'm consulting the Book of Knowledge.
	The Dalai Lama has announced that he will step down from his role as the political leader of the Tibetan exile government.
	But he's still the Dalai Lama.
	He didn't resign his Dalai Lama hood.
	Well, ship.
	I think it's a Dalai Lama ship.
	I don't think it's a hood, it's a ship.
	By devolving his powers, the Dalai Lama would give the Prime Minister greater clout.
	What is a clout?
	What is a piece of clump?
	What is clout?
	Clout.
	Clout is no good.
	It's what you hit with a baseball bat.
	So...
	So the Dalai Lama is more powerful than the Prime Minister?
	Is that the deal?
	I guess.
	But he doesn't have to be, apparently.
	So all he's done is just abrogated part of his responsibilities.
	He's still a Dalai Lama.
	Oh, okay.
	I was confused by that.
	Thank you for clearing that up.
	You're welcome, man.
	That's what I'm here for.
	Yeah.
	I was like, wow, that's pretty wild.
	Dalai Lama is just going to get out.
	He's quitting.
	I've had it with this religion.
	I'm sick and tired with this.
	This religion stuff is bumming me out, dude.
	I'm going fishing.
	I'm going fishing around in the Netherlands.
	I'm going fishing.
	Whoa.
	Careful now.
	I'm going fishing.
	So, uh...
	So, this was...
	Here's a chilling report.
	This...
	You know, we have one of our supporters who makes really, really a cool product.
	I really like this product.
	It's freeholobooks.com.
	Yeah.
	And he's given me a couple.
	Oh, he's given you two?
	I only have one.
	No, I got Atlas Shrugged, the hardcover edition, and I hide all kinds of groovy stuff in that.
	Yeah, you can put your stuff in there.
	They're beautifully made.
	I put cash in mine.
	Mm-hmm.
	Well, this is now the new terrorist tool.
	Yeah, I heard.
	New jihadi book bombs combine pen and sword.
	What's the big deal?
	Well, it's like...
	I mean, you make a letter bomb, so it's in a book now.
	So why is this news?
	I don't make up the news.
	I'm just telling you.
	Bomb makers hid the devices by hollowing out the pages of books and placing the device inside.
	A cell phone and wires were placed inside the package.
	Let's put it inside a vase or inside of a Barbie doll.
	I mean, what difference does it make?
	Because you need to speak...
	They're trying to ruin this guy's business.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah.
	It's freehollowbooks.com.
	The guy's going to jail.
	Poor dude.
	Did you hear about this?
	By the way, his hollow books are outstanding.
	Yeah, they're really good.
	Freehollowbooks.com.
	Because I have had other hollow books in my day, but these look like just an old beatable book that's on your show.
	It doesn't have any earmark.
	It is a book.
	It looks like a book.
	Well, it is a book, but I've seen other versions of this type of thing, and they always, something gives them away.
	Like, they're not, for one thing, they're not, these are like books that you would have on your shelf.
	Yeah.
	As opposed to some cheap books.
	Some of these guys just buy a bunch of books from the remainders table.
	And it's just books no one would ever own.
	Right.
	There's a new meme for...
	Oh, actually, we should do the jingle here.
	Of course, we all know the earthquake and subsequent tsunami were caused by a global warming.
	Oh, absolutely.
	It has to be.
	Bet your bottom dollar on that.
	You know, before global warming, there was never any earthquakes.
	That's right.
	So there it is.
	There you have it.
	But the Gitmo Nation Deutschland, they're pretty smart over there, actually, I think, the elitists.
	So they've seen the kind of, you know, because the Germans are pretty, what is the word I'm looking for?
	They don't let themselves get pushed around.
	So the global warming went to climate change.
	So what is the new meme?
	Climate Disruption.
	Ooh, I like that one.
	This is a good one.
	This is a big one.
	Let's mark the date.
	Yep.
	March 13, 2011.
	Climate Disruption.
	That's even better than...
	That's better than...
	Yeah.
	That's better than Climate Change.
	Climate Disruption, which is...
	Oh, actually, they have an official press release.
	The Federal Ministry of Education and Research.
	Oh, this is auf Deutsch.
	Let's consult the Book of Knowledge and have a translation.
	A Cold Winter in Europe...
	It's not climate change, it's climate disruption.
	And this is from the Ministry of...
	Let me go back.
	I can't translate German on the fly as quickly as I used to be able to.
	Cold winter in Europe does not question climate change.
	Global warming is dead.
	Climate disruption lives amongst...
	Global warming is dead.
	It's climate disruption.
	Well, that's what the whole Sendai earthquake is.
	I like the way they don't give up.
	Of course not.
	And they keep coming up with newer, better.
	I have to say, this is better.
	This is much better.
	Memes that people can kind of, because then you can't, well, there's no global warming.
	We never said there was global warming.
	It's climate disruption.
	Oh, okay, you win.
	I can't take it anymore.
	You got it.
	Hey, what is the deal with Hillary Clinton saying and telling Wolf Wolf, green screen blitzer, that she's not going to do another term of Secretary of State, but she's also not going to run for President.
	What is her...
	What's she up to?
	Is she just going to retire?
	Is she going to...
	Well, she can't announce...
	She can't say she's going to run for President, because the minute she does that, she can't get on all these shows, and it becomes a real issue.
	But I think she's actually said she would not.
	Let me put it this way.
	She said that when she ran for the Senate in New York.
	She said she'd never run for President, and she ran.
	Oh.
	So it doesn't mean anything.
	She's running for president.
	She knows this is her last shot.
	She doesn't know how she's going to possibly get it or maybe she can push her way into the vice presidency.
	I don't know.
	I think that's what she wants to do.
	I think she wants to push her way into the vice presidency.
	I don't think anybody thinks they can beat Obama.
	I know the Republicans can't.
	They're not going to push him out on the Democrat side because he's done a good job for him.
	And she's going to try to push out Biden.
	That's my prediction.
	You think she wants to be VP? Yeah, because then she gets the job as president.
	She gets to run right after that if all hell doesn't break loose, which it will, by the way, because there's a depression coming, a real one.
	Thanks for the uplifting news alert.
	I can tell another joke.
	So I think she wants to push herself into vice president and be the first female.
	That's my prediction.
	Interesting.
	I wanted to get this information right.
	On March 19th, which was this Friday, it will be exactly eight years ago.
	It's the anniversary of the start of the war in Iraq.
	We Are Change Holland is putting together a big rally, a big demonstration in The Hague.
	They're going to...
	Get pissed off and throw shoes.
	And they promised me they would have a no agenda banner and shoes.
	Oh, that'd be great.
	We need a no agenda banner in some of these protests.
	Wooden shoes.
	I want to see wooden shoes flying.
	And I want to see the...
	No, they're not.
	A dime a dozen.
	And I want to see the commons, the government commons in the background.
	And we'll proudly display that.
	We'll be very, very proud to show that the No Agenda producers and listeners and Gitmo Nation lowlands are standing up.
	These guys are all younger, of course.
	They're younger than you and I, John, so they can do that.
	I would hope so.
	I have a couple of clips regarding the situation in Japan that I think we need to play.
	One of them is the most interesting one.
	It's a woman from the Council on Foreign Relations on one of these talking head shows, yakking away.
	And she gives out a new piece of information that I don't know if it was on the script, if she was supposed to, maybe she shouldn't have.
	But tell me if you could figure out What it is that we haven't heard from anyone at all.
	Hysteria, thinking that every gulp of air they breathe is toxic, everything they eat will kill them, that the water is unsafe, and so on.
	And, you know, when you think about it in international terms, we've got people right here in New York City running out and buying iodine tablets.
	Which is completely absurd and is totally unwarranted.
	So we have a balancing act right here on the home front.
	Now imagine you've had a tsunami, an earthquake, you've got the power plants, and by the way, bird flu.
	Five different locations in the country.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, whoops!
	Hey, no reading ahead on the prompter.
	Stupid bitch.
	That's supposed to be in two weeks we're supposed to say that.
	We're not ready for that yet.
	What are you doing giving that away?
	So that is coming up.
	That's, uh...
	Hey, Japan.
	You got your bird flu on the agenda.
	Your bird flu is coming up, everybody.
	Oh, my God.
	Well, that'll be good because we got a jingle for you.
	Hold on.
	Oh, there we go.
	It's the no agenda.
	It's fine.
	We have to change it to bird flu.
	But anyway, you don't think I perked up when I heard that one.
	Get the recorder.
	I've got to hear that again.
	That was outstanding.
	In five different locations, she actually says.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	You've got the power plants and, by the way, bird flu in five different locations in the country.
	Let me consult the Book of Knowledge.
	Let's go to the Book of Knowledge.
	Bird flu in Japan.
	Five locations.
	Let me see.
	I gotta see this.
	Hmm.
	You see anything?
	I haven't seen anything.
	Bird flu warning.
	February 26th.
	Bird flu warning from ABC as a compromised ABC News Network.
	Early this month, five-year-old Cambodian girl.
	Nah, nah, nah, nah.
	No, this is new.
	This is not yet...
	This is great information, John.
	Hey, that is the clip of the show.
	You win.
	Beautiful.
	It's a beautiful thing.
	Would you like to do an acceptance speech?
	I would like to thank the No Agenda listeners for keeping me...
	Listening to this garbage that's on television, but it has a lot of secret information.
	Thank you very much.
	It's just unbelievable.
	We are all so excited and so thankful for everybody.
	And like I say, thank you for everybody that has participated in this, because it couldn't have been done without everybody.
	That's right.
	That's how your speech is supposed to be, John.
	I've got to do that.
	I've got to work on that.
	You've got to tune it up.
	So I've got another one, another kind of funny one.
	This is only the introduction.
	Because I was thinking about, you know, we have the Blackwater guys who are doing all the work for the CIA in the field.
	So what are all the CIA guys actually doing?
	I mean, I don't think they're...
	Are they working anymore?
	So here is from the National Treasure, the PBS News Hour.
	And this is just an introduction to a guy.
	And just, you know, I don't know why, but they have plenty of these guys on all the time to tell us what's going on.
	For more on this move by the Saudis and other Gulf states, we go to Kenneth Pollack, a former Persian Gulf military analyst at the CIA. He's now research director at the Saban Center of the Brookings Institution.
	And Mr.
	Pollack, welcome.
	It's incestuous is what it is.
	It's unbelievable.
	So every time I hear something like this, I'm always hearkening back to that book that we like to refer to.
	It's not Legacy of Ashes, it's the Family of Secrets.
	Yeah, the Bush book.
	The Bush book.
	Because in there, they claim that Nixon was actually railroaded out of office by the CIA. Yeah, who were in the Brookings Institute.
	And that's why he apparently, then we have a clip that even though this wasn't in the book, I think maybe it was in the book, but we have the clip that we played on the show before with John Dean completely baffled by the fact that Nixon wanted to burn down the Brookings Institute.
	And he's the one who cut it off saying, no, no, we can't burn down the Brookings Institute.
	And he never explained why they wanted to in the first place.
	This has got to be the reason.
	That's hilarious.
	It's a CIA outfit.
	It must be.
	My goodness.
	Anyway, so we're just trying to connect some dots here for people.
	There's going to be another Atlas V rocket launch from Vandenberg.
	Ooh.
	And this is another one, the National Reconnaissance Office.
	How much money do these guys want to blow?
	I don't know.
	I mean, the Atlas V, it's a huge rocket.
	That's the one you want to watch.
	They just did one!
	I know, but you've got to go witness this thing.
	We've got to find somebody at Vandenberg and get us to that.
	There's an observation area to watch one of these atlases take off.
	This is supposed to be that and I guess the Titan is even better.
	This is not a good idea.
	Like, yeah, why don't you guys just stand over here?
	Yeah, don't worry too much about the smoke.
	Stand right here.
	We'll be over here.
	Meanwhile, NASA comes out and says they're considering shooting space junk with lasers.
	How many times do I have to tell you that there is an actual space war going on?
	It's just being covered up.
	And by the way, I'm very concerned, John.
	I live up here in the Hollywood Hills, the wrong side of the hills, I might add, by the 101 freeway, which at night I hear...
	The wrong side of the hills.
	It's the wrong side of the hill.
	I can't afford the good side.
	Will you slide down?
	That's like the air brakes from the trucks at night.
	It's like I'm living in Libya sometimes.
	Anyway, but I'm a thousand feet up, and so we're almost at the...
	For people who know the area, Runyon Canyon is not far from us.
	That's where everyone goes jogging and walking.
	It's like the highest point of the hills on the wrong side of the divide.
	So I'm way up there, and so I'm basically looking at sky all the time.
	Dude, they have been persistent jet contrailing at night.
	At night.
	At night.
	And it's dissipating, it's creating these weird clouds.
	I'm concerned that something's going to happen.
	I'm just saying...
	I don't notice that it's calming you down.
	No, it's...
	No, no, no.
	I mean, I don't want to get...
	Maybe they're trying to kill you.
	No.
	Well, yes.
	I don't want to get all crackpot on you, but...
	Why not?
	Okay.
	I have a feeling we're in for an earthquake, a pretty bad one here.
	I predicted the earthquake down there already.
	But I'm talking like in the next week or so because the persistent jet contrails have become so persistent.
	What has a contrail got to do with earthquakes?
	Oh, well because they bounce harp off of that.
	It's a part of the system.
	Duh.
	Duh.
	I see.
	All you do is you scoff at me.
	Don't scoff me, bro.
	Okay, let me write it down.
	I mean, I don't want this to be a prediction.
	I'm just saying I'm very, very worried.
	I didn't mention this to Mickey because I'm like, you know.
	Because you'll freak her out.
	I will freak her out, exactly.
	She's been living with you long enough now.
	She's starting to believe some of this stuff, huh?
	You're actually having an impact on her mentality.
	It's undeniable.
	When you look up at night, and like 500 feet above me, not 20,000 feet, but 500 feet above me is a persistent jet contrail just floating down.
	You know, what is that?
	What is it?
	I don't know.
	It's something that they're dumping on you.
	Maybe it's a spray amelithion for mosquitoes.
	Thank you.
	Is that possible?
	Well, we don't have any mosquitoes.
	So that's good.
	There you have it.
	That could be it.
	It's working.
	Oh, great.
	Hi, you got some more clips here, man.
	It looks like good stuff.
	Roll it out for me.
	Well, let's take a couple out of the...
	No, I got a long one, but it's an explanation.
	I think one of the best I've ever heard about what could possibly happen with the nuclear material.
	It was a guy's atomic physicist, and he was very matter-of-fact.
	It's a little long, so I'd rather maybe play it at the end of the show.
	No, let's play it now.
	It might be good.
	If it's boring, I'll interrupt it.
	Go.
	Facing a similar crisis in the United States, the evacuation zone would be default 10 miles.
	That's right.
	In reactor four, what the NRC said specifically today in testimony, in verbal testimony, was that all the water in the number four reactor spent fuel pool is gone.
	If that has happened, if those fuel rods are in a dry pool, what happens to them?
	What happens there?
	Well, I'd just like to caution, there's still some dispute over whether that's true, but just assuming it is.
	If the spent fuel is completely dry, then heat transfer is significantly reduced, and heat up of the fuel would accelerate.
	This would cause fuel rods to expand, eventually to rupture, and first to release the gas that's already accumulated within the spent fuel.
	And then as the uranium pellets and the fuel continue to heat up, more and more radioactive material will be squeezed out of those pellets, mostly in the form of cesium-137, which would be a gas at those temperatures.
	So if the fuel pool's gone dry, then that would be a very hard condition to reverse.
	Is there, at that point, a risk of fire or explosion?
	And do either of those matter at that point?
	Fire!
	Well, there would be presumably a fire because the metal cladding around the fuel rods, which is zirconium, will actually start to burn once it reaches a certain ignition temperature.
	So there could be a zirconium-fed fire which would only serve to increase the heat up of the rods and accelerate radioactive release.
	So what is he actually saying?
	Well, he's explaining what could happen because, you know, the irony to this whole event was that they shut down these reactors in advance of the tsunamis and took the fuel and put it in a safe place.
	This is like me around the house.
	I'm always putting stuff in a place where I won't forget where I left it, and then I can never find it.
	It's very annoying, by the way.
	They know where it is, don't they?
	Yeah, I'm just making a bad analogy now that I think about it.
	But it's, at the end of the day...
	So what's going to happen is if these things, but they can't keep water on them, which is what they're trying to do, they're going to basically give off a bunch of cesium gas, and the gas is going to, which is highly radioactive, and it's just going to go dissipate in the atmosphere.
	But it's going to contaminate everything for about 50 miles.
	And anyway, he has a scenario, and it goes on and on.
	He says, actually, we can put a clip in the show.
	But we're not going to die, are we?
	No, well, somebody in the plant will, but we're...
	No, it's got nothing to do with us.
	It's too far away.
	We're not going to have, like, a cloud floating over...
	You're not in L.A. You know, L.A. is the most alarmist.
	So, you know, Mickey went to a meeting with some actors, and they're like, Hey, man, do you have your iodine tablets?
	No.
	Yes.
	Yeah, this is ludicrous.
	Yeah, but, John, do you watch television, what the human resources watch?
	They're being terrorized.
	I love this...
	I love this headline.
	This is from Reuters in Europe.
	EU energy chief says, Japan reactor out of control.
	And then in the article it says, there's no panic yet.
	It's not the reactor, it's the pile of spent fuel.
	I know, but people are just talking crap.
	We're talking crap.
	So you want to hear more crap like that?
	Play this short clip from Joy Behar talking to your best friend, Bill Nye.
	Oh, no, not the science guy.
	Oh, jeez.
	But people didn't quite take into account how powerful or sudden or dramatic a tsunami could be when you're there.
	And so it survived the earthquake, but not the wave.
	Okay.
	Well, thank you to you three people.
	I mean, Bill, you stay there because in the next segment I really want to hear about the possibility of a meltdown and what it means to all of us to hear such horrific information.
	Stay right there, everybody.
	You're going to die, Joy Behar.
	You.
	You will die.
	We want to hear a horrific information.
	Horrific information.
	Did he have his wacky bow tie on?
	Yes.
	Because that really makes me feel like he knows what he's talking about.
	Bow tie.
	Hey buddy, check the calendar.
	This is the guy that like passed out when he was giving a speech in front of some kids.
	It's like passed out.
	Like what?
	Sorry, I passed out for a moment.
	Unbelievable.
	But this is what people are hearing and this is what people watch.
	I know so many people are like, I really love the headline news because I get the whole world contained in 30 minutes and I'm up to date.
	I know what's happening.
	Oh, we're going to die.
	It's sad.
	So yeah, it's not great.
	It's totally not great.
	But what's really...
	You know what?
	I saw fuel trucks overturned and breaking apart.
	Now, do you think that's going to be a problem?
	I think so.
	So anyway...
	Here's how it works.
	As long as Anderson Cooper is there, you're safe.
	Yeah, no problem.
	And he's wearing a dosimeter, and he and Sanjay Gupta are like talking about...
	I know.
	I'm going to die.
	That's it.
	I think they should move them closer to the reactor.
	Yeah.
	Shep Smith is there, too.
	They have all these anchor guys.
	It can't be dangerous at all.
	Those guys, the contract, they wouldn't go down.
	It's the insurance purposes alone.
	Yeah, it's not going to happen.
	That is the only thing you need to pay attention.
	In fact, somebody sent us a link to a real-time radiation monitor, and I don't see this spiking at all.
	No.
	Because it's not true.
	And there's a difference between contamination and radiation.
	There's so many different things.
	So let's change the topic.
	I do have a couple of Judge Napolitano clips where he goes ballistic.
	Oh, nice.
	He's funny when he gets angry.
	He's great.
	This one here is the first one.
	I missed the beginning of it, but essentially he says that apparently in Baltimore they have a lot of cameras at different intersections.
	And part of the process is that somebody has to, you know, when you get a ticket from a camera, somebody has to look at it to make sure that, you know, everything's right.
	The license plate's got to be right.
	There has to be some proof you actually committed this violation.
	Yes, horrible fraud.
	So here's what he comes up with.
	The last few months.
	The law requires a human being to view the photographs to certify them.
	With Officer Fowler's signature on these documents, traffic court judges in Baltimore knew that the documents had been reviewed.
	The problem?
	Officer Fowler has been dead for the past seven months.
	So who was reviewing these traffic citations and signing his name?
	The city claims it doesn't approve blanket tickets, and this was a simple mistake.
	But who was signing these tickets?
	Someone forced Officer Fowler's name 2,000 times!
	And the city doesn't care.
	The city just wants money from the tickets.
	It doesn't care about forgery, it doesn't care about perjury, and it doesn't care or even know if these violations ever even occurred.
	Yeah, keep yelling, Judge.
	That's going to help a lot.
	That's really going to help.
	Duh!
	Dead cops signing these tickets.
	And of course, Baltimore, which is in Maryland, which is one of these horribly managed states.
	It's a zombie cop.
	It's not a dead cop.
	It's a horrible place because they don't let people take pictures of cops.
	You can't take them.
	You know, cameras are not allowed.
	I mean, this is a fascist little operation.
	And this is just a good example of how screwed up Maryland is.
	Maryland is off the list.
	I'm not moving there.
	We're not moving to Maryland.
	Not moving to Maryland.
	Alright, now Napolitano on Crowley.
	That looks hilarious.
	P.J. Crowley, the spokeshole for Clinton?
	Yeah, not quite as funny as the other one, but still a good rant.
	Former Assistant Secretary of State P.J. Crowley had the courage to speak out against the brutal and unconstitutional treatment in a federal military prison of Private Bradley Manning, who allegedly leaked classified information to WikiLeaks.
	Manning has been forced to stand naked most of the day, and his sleep is constantly interrupted, even though he is innocent until proven guilty.
	But as a result of Secretary Crowley's candid and thoughtful comments to a group of college students, he was forced to resign.
	It's a tragedy when someone in government speaks out about the government abuse only to be forced out.
	This is proof still that the government simply wants unchecked power to treat its enemies any way it pleases without legal restraint or even criticism.
	You know, it's funny.
	Al Jazeera had an interview with the guy who claims he turned Bradley Manning in.
	That he hacked into his chat logs, and the guy is stoned.
	I mean, literally just stoned on camera, and he's being real cagey.
	I didn't even pull a clip from him, because I will put it in the show notes, of course.
	But it's like, what?
	It just gets weirder and weirder.
	Yeah, there's been a couple of stories, I think, in Wired about this guy.
	And it is getting weirder and weirder, yeah.
	I say, hey, I don't know if this guy even exists, and then all of a sudden it's like, oh, there's his dad is talking.
	Oh, there are people that know him.
	Yeah.
	So, I mean, he's known in the hacker community, this character.
	Yeah, but Bradley Manning.
	Oh, no, Bradley Manning.
	Yeah, right.
	That's the one we don't...
	Yeah, we don't...
	Lots of people coming out and saying, hey, it's me.
	I'm his dad.
	And either way, it's not okay if this guy literally is...
	If what's happening to him is true, it's not okay.
	No.
	But I don't see a lot of outrage.
	No.
	And, you know...
	So there was a little outrage on the part of the right-wingers on Fox over Bill Maher's comments where he slammed the Koran while interviewing Ellison, that guy who's the Muslim congressperson from...
	The only Muslim who was crying?
	Minnesota, yeah.
	He also gave congressional testimony in front of...
	The committee that was done by...
	I can't remember his name offhand, but I'll think of it in a second.
	And crying on the witness.
	Crying, oh, you know, he's about some dead Muslims that were in the 9-11 attack.
	And he was literally...
	Actually, first responders.
	Yeah, first responders.
	And he was in tears over this.
	But he's obviously a very sensitive person.
	But meanwhile, he's talking with Maher and says nothing when Maher just slams the Koran.
	And then the right-wingers say, if we had said...
	Yeah, it would have been horrible.
	We would have been slamming and apparently nobody at all cares.
	Sorry.
	Go hit it.
	...with a culture that is in its medieval era.
	It comes from a hate-filled holy book, the Koran, which is taken very literally by its people.
	They are trying to get nuclear weapons.
	I don't think Tim McVeigh would ever have tried to get a nuclear weapon because I think right-wing nuts, they think they love this country.
	Really?
	Tim McVeigh?
	Really?
	You had to go there?
	Tim McVeigh, yeah.
	But that was kind of an interesting thud that never happened.
	Yeah, well, in all honesty, Bill Maher is against, you know, he slams all over.
	No, he is.
	He's an aggressive atheist.
	Yeah.
	And so he's consistent.
	There's no question about that.
	And then the final clip I have is I thought was a commentary on The Simpsons show that I just thought was amusing because it's a running commentary that goes on the show with Lisa, who's the do-gooder greenie that's in the family.
	Mom, your choice to go back to blue is so empowering.
	But you said going from blue to gray was empowering.
	Well, as a feminist, virtually anything a woman does is empowering.
	Is my job creating power empowering?
	No, it's oddly dehumanizing.
	I just found it funny.
	That's a little humor for the people who wanted a joke in the show.
	So just remember one thing.
	We're all going to die of radiation and be very afraid.
	And that way you will submit to your real ID. You will support the Holocaust or the stopping of the Holocaust in Libya.
	And so the world spins around one more time.
	You know, if they would just make the real idea a dosimeter, I think they'd have something.
	Yeah, then I'd be wearing it.
	That would be awesome.
	Yeah.
	These guys don't understand anything.
	We would know how to do it, wouldn't we, John?
	Absolutely!
	I'd be taking lobbyist money left and right.
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