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Jan. 6, 2011 - No Agenda

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267: What's My Line?

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	Hey, Gibbs, the No Agenda guys are really on to your, like, lying about the smoking thing.
	We think you should leave.
	Adam Curry, John C. DeVore.
	It's Thursday, January 6, 2011.
	Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 267.
	This is No Agenda.
	Holding down the fort while the world's press looks at shiny toys in Las Vegas.
	I'm here in the Hilltop Watchtower, Crackpot Command Center, Gitmo Nation West, and the People's Republic of Southern California.
	In the morning, the former Soviet spy known as Adam Curry with you.
	And from what's now known as Gitmo Nation Lost Wages, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
	In the morning.
	Well, John, in the morning to you.
	Yeah, in the morning to you and in the morning to all ships at sea and boots on the ground.
	And wings in the skies, foots in the oceans, astronauts manning the moon and Mars base stations, hams on the air and HRs everywhere, and of course everyone who showed up in the chat room at noagendachat.net.
	Those are the truly energized, distracted, happy human resources who are all charged up and ready the way the government loves them.
	And right off the bat, I want to mention, for those of you listening live, we have a new stream which we'd like you to try out.
	You can get all the details in the chat room, noagendachat.net, but it is live.noagendamix.com, port 8000.
	And we'd love for you to try that out, or if the mainstream goes wonky, we're balancing that out thanks to Mr. Oil and Gitmo Slave.
	So my call was heard, John.
	Good.
	So I'm going to apologize to everybody.
	I'm at the Flamingo Hotel here in Lost Wages, Nevada.
	And this connection is going to be flaky the whole time of the show.
	Yeah, because of course this is 9 o'clock.
	This is when everyone gets up and is like, oh, let's go check our mail all at the same time.
	Well, luckily, you know, I do have a hard wire because the wireless is absolutely, as of yesterday, because of all these boneheads with their, you know, I don't understand why people will have to be on their phone on the internet constantly, but they're doing wireless as much as they can.
	You actually can't even get an AT&T, whatever that...
	Isn't Las Vegas a sprint town?
	Isn't that it?
	Aren't they sprint or something?
	My AT&T doesn't work.
	Right.
	You know, you're actually degrading as we go along, which is kind of interesting, because you were much better.
	Could you just turn your rig up back to where it was?
	Maybe that'll help.
	Okay, how about this?
	Just back where it was.
	Now what?
	Yeah.
	Glad I'm wearing headphones.
	My hearing just went.
	That's okay.
	For some reason, I think it's just better if you over-modulated.
	It's better to have you over-modulated than fading away.
	It's almost like shortwave radio, the way Skype works sometimes.
	How long have you been there?
	How many days have you been in hell already?
	Two.
	Okay.
	This is so unlike you to actually do this and go to Vegas.
	Well, I've collected a lot of cards.
	Which then I'll go through about a year from now going, oh my god, I forgot to call this, oh no, I blew that, that kind of thing.
	It turns out, of course, the coolest thing I've seen at the show, which I'm going to post or send it to PC Magazine, is actually the Olympus Press kit.
	Okay.
	It's a miniature little camera.
	It's actually quite cute.
	It's a little camera that's a USB, like a really small camera.
	It's not a real camera.
	But what is it?
	Is it a camera or not a real camera?
	It's not a real camera.
	It's a USB thumb drive that looks like a camera.
	Oh, okay.
	I have a cold.
	Sorry about that.
	No, that's okay.
	We're all feeling really bad for you there in the land of hookers and blow.
	And the question is, where are the hookers?
	Are they gone?
	Is Vegas no longer a hooker town?
	No, I'm sure it is.
	But I think they're all call-in or escorts.
	I mean, there's no hookers on the street.
	This hotel doesn't have a bunch of hookers roaming around like the NGM Grand does.
	Right.
	And it's just, you know, I haven't seen a hooker the whole time I've been here.
	And you've been looking.
	I haven't been looking.
	You don't have to look.
	I mean, they're just around.
	In fact, the really disappointing thing is my favorite taco place.
	The tacos have deteriorated.
	So I tried to find another taco.
	You know, there's a lot of taco stands in this town if you get outside of the strip.
	And I couldn't find, I have yet to find a substitute.
	I'm dying here for a good taco.
	I don't know what to do.
	Right.
	There's a million jokes I could make now, going from hookers to tacos, but I'm just going to leave it if you don't mind.
	Yeah, I think it's a good thing.
	So, uh...
	Let's talk about some executive producers who helped this show.
	Do we have anything for today?
	We have quite a few, actually.
	Oh, really?
	Okay.
	You're going to have to help me out because I'm using a laptop.
	Yes.
	And I'm scrolling back and forth and back and forth to get these things to work.
	Wow, one of those newfangled things.
	Now you know what I go through when I'm on the road and I'm on a laptop.
	Except I also have to produce the show.
	Well, I mean, it doesn't mean...
	I'm very sympathetic to your plight.
	Okay.
	Let's start off with James Spitzer from Jamaica Plains who's finally caught up to his knighthood.
	And, in fact, he's at, according to his accounting, he'll be a 1-1-1-1 knight.
	He'll be the executive producer of this show with a donation of $493.43, so he's the executive producer.
	Then we have an associate executive producer, Dwayne Mellicon, from Tigard, Oregon.
	Let's see what Mellicon says.
	Mr.
	Dvorak and Curry.
	When I donated last May, you misspelled my last name.
	Thus, he's misspelled our last name.
	He's got me D-V-O-R-R-A-K. And what has he got me?
	Oh, Curry with three R's and an I-E. Nice.
	Okay, I'm so sorry.
	Spell it correctly.
	This completes my knighthood.
	Please donate my hookers and blow to Ron Paul.
	Keep propagating the formula and mention my Twitter handle, at ThatDwayne, D-W-A-Y-N-E. P.S., my last name is pronounced Melawson.
	I think he's saying Melawson.
	Melawson.
	Melawson?
	Yeah, not Melacon, I guess.
	Oh, and he's a Cajun from the Gitmo Nation Bayou.
	There you go.
	He's stuck up in the Pacific Northwest, and he'll be the associate executive producer, stand-alone, $303.
	Jeff Daly, now we have a bunch of...
	These are 267 club members?
	Yeah, and associate executives.
	And associate execs, okay.
	Jeff Daly of Alexandria, Virginia, 267.
	Another donation for the guys in No Agenda.
	Call out to human resources who are, in fact, douchebags who are not stepping up to donate on Saturday.
	Douchebag!
	Right.
	It was Sunday.
	That's put my hat...
	He's halfway to nighthood and also needs some extra karma for his fiancée who's interviewing for her first job after graduating.
	You've got karma.
	He says she's interviewing with, get this, the Office of Federal Acknowledgement.
	Oh, that sounds like another Obama office.
	Something really important.
	Who comes up with this stuff?
	Yeah, I know, honey.
	Did you not hear the backup stream?
	Yeah, that's where you have to go.
	We have the backup stream now running, and the mainstream is dropping as always.
	I'm sorry.
	Didn't mean to interrupt, but I've got, like, the human resources coming in, and we've got angry pheasants at the gate.
	Angry birds.
	Angry pheasants, yes.
	Lee Johns, Birmingham, West Midlands, UK, another 267 club.
	John Adam is first time, long time, listening to No Agenda on the Sonos player in the house.
	So I'm taking the chance to donate to the show as I keep forgetting.
	Maybe the challenge coins had got there by now.
	I would have done it sooner.
	Anyway, this is how I propagate the message of No Agenda.
	I have a Sonos app on my iPod Touch.
	If I'm out shopping, I see a Sonos player use the Sonos app to get me on the music network and then I change it to play No Agenda in the morning.
	That's an interesting idea.
	Yeah, I like that.
	Please enjoy this donation with an excellent show.
	If you don't mind, I'd like to share this contribution to show 267 with Iron Bird as I didn't get her anything for Christmas.
	Both love the show.
	Best regards from Lee and Jacqueline.
	Iron Bird is Jacqueline Wheatley, Lexington, Kentucky.
	And Mike Keeler, Las Vegas, Nevada, which is right here where I am, 267.
	And he needs a, what does he need?
	He needs a dedouching.
	You've been de-douched.
	And finally, two more associate executive producers.
	I'm sorry, I forgot.
	Angelique Overbeak.
	Wait, wait.
	I think you also missed Barry Finnegan.
	Yeah.
	Skipped over on this thing.
	So we got Barry Finnegan and Angelique Overbeak, the last two executive producers, 267 Club.
	And Barry says, Happy New Year to John and Adam.
	He wants to be the first EP... Oops.
	For 2011, but I forgot to get my money in for the Sunday show since there were no Sunday producers.
	He has another shot at being one of the first EPs.
	Ah, missed it.
	He's a realtor in San Diego and spending my first marketing dollars with no agenda.
	Good for him.
	Oh, that's great.
	And Angelique also, I think, sent us an email.
	Even though she just was laid off, she wanted to start the new year.
	She, of course, is in...
	You neglected to try, even, pronounce the name of the town she's from in Gitmo Nation, Lowlands.
	You want me to?
	Yeah, of course.
	Why do you think people from Holland actually donate to the show?
	They don't care about the news.
	They just want to hear you pronounce their names and their places they live.
	Scherpenzeel.
	Yeah, very good.
	Scherpenzeel.
	Try that again.
	Scherpenzeel.
	Yes, excellent.
	So, Leek, thank you very much.
	She sends a lot of articles and stuff for the show.
	She's a true producer in a true production sense of the word.
	And finally, a couple of $200 associates.
	Rita Ferreira in Lisbon, Portugal.
	Good for Portugal, finally.
	And Michael Leupold from Adelaide, South Australia.
	And I want to mention, Rita says she loves the show, decided to donate after two months of douchebagging.
	It's a real eye-opener with extra.
	It allows me to improve my English comprehension skills.
	Well, maybe.
	Could use some karma.
	Oh, well, we can always take care of that, can't we?
	You've got karma.
	Excellent.
	Well, that's nice.
	Do you have more?
	No, that's it, right?
	No, that's it.
	That covers it.
	Well, that's good because we really needed a little bit of a catch-up after the giving levels from the previous program that we did together on Thursday.
	I do want to do a quick mention, a PR mention.
	Version 3.6 of the Pocket No Agenda app is out, which also works on the iPad.
	And I think that we're going to change...
	Maybe it'll have to do another update.
	I hope not.
	To put in the new streaming server, it seems like the backup stream is holding up very, very nicely.
	At live.noagendamix.com, port 8000.
	If you can get into noagendachat.net, and the guys are also working on a new chat client.
	I mean, it's amazing how much help we're getting from the human resources out in Gitmo Nation.
	So, of course, thanks.
	For this episode's executive producers, or executive producer, I should say, James Spitzer, who is our first quintuple knight, and we'll be crowning him later.
	We'll be chunking him with our swords.
	Associate executive producer, Dwayne Melosin.
	Did I say it right now?
	Dwayne Melosin?
	Melosin?
	And our associate executive producers, 267 Club members, Jeff Daly, Lee Johns, Mike Keeler, Barry Finnegan, Angelique Overbake, and our standalone associate executive producers, Rita Ferreira, and Michael Leupold.
	You know how it works.
	This is an actual credit.
	You can use it on your resume, your IMDB, whatever you think is necessary, and unlike those phonies in Hollywood, we'll actually vouch for you if someone calls up and wants to see if it's for real.
	Everyone else out there, you've got to do one simple thing for us.
	Propagate that formula!
	Our formula is this.
	We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
	New.
	World.
	Order.
	All right, everybody say it loud and proud now.
	Shut up, slave.
	Excellent timing, John.
	I love that.
	Since we've got two associate executive producers who are women on the show, which, by the way, doesn't happen that often, I have to point out.
	We don't have a lot of female...
	The ratio is off, let's put it that way.
	It's way off.
	In fact, according to our...
	If you look at the survey that was done, I think we have 5% women listeners.
	I don't think it's because women wouldn't like what we produce.
	I just think a lot of women, like my wife, she's always complaining bitterly that half the time the iTunes thing is either not working right or it's too complicated.
	Most of the people that listen to our show are actually subscribers.
	They subscribe to me.
	Let me add to a story that will relate entirely to our female audience.
	And it was something that I found out by accident, and it seems like there is a huge cover-up underway.
	Completely off the radar.
	Because of the nature of this story, you probably won't even hear about it.
	At all.
	But I think it's a big one.
	Now, I just have to preface this by saying, in my first company in New York, we started off building websites for really big companies.
	And one of the companies...
	That we built the website for was for a company that was just purchased by Procter& Gamble at the time.
	Tampax.
	And we built tampax.com.
	In fact, that is the website you'll want to visit more than once a month.
	And they actually took that slogan and used it, believe it or not.
	And so in creating this website, I learned a lot about feminine hygiene products.
	And it's a very interesting industry because women make a choice very early on in their lives whether to go with a tampon product or a sanitary napkin product.
	And once they're kind of on that train, so to speak, they don't get off of it.
	So, of course, Tampax really, you know, they want to get women at a young age, etc., And then women are very, very, very loyal to the brand that they choose.
	So imagine my surprise when the other night, and I've been cleared to talk about this, Mickey was home and I was having dinner with...
	How cool is this?
	With Bobby Eden, who by the way is in Vegas looking for you.
	She's at the Adult Video Awards this week.
	And Mickey sends me, she wasn't feeling well, she sends me a text message, says, hey, can you pick up some OB on the way home?
	This is the brand that she's been using all of her life.
	So I drop by the Rite Aid.
	Then they're talking about 11 o'clock, 11.30.
	Now this, by the way, this is a weird thing for a guy to do anyway.
	But I pride myself knowing something about this business.
	And I'm looking around like, I don't see any OB. I see Tampax, Kotex, Chutex, Vegatex, everything with an X. But I don't see the OB brand.
	So I text her back and said, I'm looking at the wall here.
	Where is it in Rite Aid?
	She says, oh, don't worry, I'll get you.
	You get that text back.
	Oh, don't worry, I'll get it tomorrow.
	I'm like, I'm not giving up on this.
	And I asked some idiot there.
	At 1130, you have a lot of great help at the Rite Aid.
	Like, what?
	What?
	All right, shut up.
	So then I go to Ralph's, which is a fine institution, and they're still open, now getting up on midnight.
	Same thing.
	So I'm like, and I go to 7-Eleven, I go to gas stations, like, no, uh, and of course it's all idiots at this time of night, so no one can give me an answer.
	So the next day, Mickey goes herself to Rite Aid and gets an answer from somebody.
	Apparently...
	The supply of this product stopped about 3-4 weeks ago and no one can get them.
	They are off the shelves throughout the United States.
	Now these are made by Johnson& Johnson and I found a whole bunch of blogs and obscure reporting.
	That Johnson& Johnson has temporarily taken all...
	They say they had a production issue.
	A production issue.
	And so they don't have any product to ship.
	Now, there are women who are freaking out, John.
	You and I can't really grasp that.
	But when you are using a particular brand and it's not there, they are buying OBs on eBay for $160.
	This is how crazy women are about their product.
	And the speculation is that there were a number of cases of toxic shock syndrome.
	Johnson& Johnson has had a number of production issues with some other products in the past year, and that they're covering up something really, really bad that's happened.
	And I concur with that general thesis, a couple of links in the show notes, because when you have consumers who will spend...
	Ten times the face value on eBay to buy a product and you can't deliver the product, there's got to be a really good reason for it.
	And this is completely being covered up.
	Can you just imagine Anderson Cooper talking about this?
	He'll never do it.
	You know, it's like we can't even say vagina or tampon on television.
	I'm sure we can't say those words.
	But I found it very interesting that this is not being covered at all by the news, and it affects millions of women.
	Another scoop here at the No Agenda show.
	Yeah, I'm quite proud of that one, actually.
	And I think, you know, toxic shock syndrome is no joke, and I have a feeling that they had some cases that are being covered up, and they want to avoid lawsuits, etc.
	Well, they probably have a lawsuit they want covered up.
	Yeah, but to take...
	A lawsuit?
	No.
	It can't just be one lawsuit because they make so much money.
	It's cotton.
	It's cotton-wise, you know, with a string.
	You know, it's not like a really expensive product to make.
	This is the time for the Chinese counterfeiters to move in.
	Exactly.
	Let's go.
	Hey, John, what are we thinking?
	We should be in the tampon business.
	Anyway, so Mickey says she feels everyone's pain, and I am bidding on eBay for packs of OB tampons.
	If you'd have known about this in advance, you could have made a killing.
	I could have made a killing if I knew about it.
	Somebody must have it.
	It is a scoop, and you will probably not hear about it at all because there's so much distraction going on.
	But it is not to be underestimated.
	If your woman is cranky, this may be part of the problem, so show some compassion.
	So there is a distraction of the week which is just completely out of control now.
	The distraction of the week on the rules agenda.
	Look over there.
	All right.
	Hit me with it.
	The homeless man with the golden voice.
	I knew that you were going to bring that one up.
	First of all, I saw that video, and of course I had the tweet about it as well.
	And I said to Mickey, I said, watch.
	In 30 minutes, this guy will have a gig.
	It'll be the story of the day.
	Everyone's going to be talking about it.
	Oh, and by the way, that guy could be me in two weeks.
	So the kicker to the story is this morning on the early show on CBS, apparently they've taken it upon themselves to take credit for the whole thing.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, okay.
	So they've discovered him now?
	Oh, jeez.
	They discovered him, and they had his mom on, and they were interviewing her, and they had his mom at the airport in New York, I guess it was yesterday or this morning or whenever, when he was going to be flying into New York.
	And the mom was going to get together with him for the first time in X number of years.
	And this guy, the early show has a new crew.
	And this one guy who was the chief, he was the Matt Lauer of CBS. Matt Lauer is out?
	What's going on?
	The early show is not the Today Show.
	Oh, oh, oh.
	The early show is the competitor.
	Right, I got you.
	So they got this new guy.
	He's a pretty boy.
	He actually looks a little like Dave Matthews with his hair even more clothed.
	I got a bone to pick with Dave Matthews, so don't start with me about him.
	I just saw him yesterday.
	Yeah, well, if you see him, tell him Adam says he's a douchebag and a pussy.
	Okay.
	Thanks.
	I see him again.
	The likelihood is now zero.
	But anyway, so...
	And the guy had a...
	What was his name?
	Ted Williams?
	Ted Williams.
	And of course, Ted Williams, famous baseball player for the Boston Red Sox.
	Right.
	By the way, the mom answered the question.
	Apparently the dad was a big Ted Williams fan.
	Do you have a clip of this guy?
	I don't think everyone has heard him yet.
	Is it even worth it or is that too much?
	I think everybody has heard him.
	I don't have a clip now.
	Let me just finish this story.
	The kicker of today's story, there's actually two parts of the kicker.
	One is the fact that we got a bunch of emails from our listeners telling us to hire him As if.
	Which, by the way, would be great.
	I'd love to have him on the stream.
	That would be fantastic.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, the likelihood of that.
	You know, it seems like I rolled my eyes.
	I said, this guy is already done.
	Yeah, of course.
	But, of course, the smoking gun has an interesting story.
	I mean, you know, he's apparently a multiple felon, strong-armed man, everything short of being a bank robber.
	Yeah, I'm sure he was not a good guy.
	They had a whole bunch of different mug shots of him.
	The guy's been a nuisance.
	He may be nuts for all we know, but whatever the case is, he's got some work.
	So CBS has got the mom at the airport.
	I didn't get the whole story because I didn't do a little research afterwards, but apparently the guy who's the new Matt Lauer of the show says, we had the mom there and then some other media outlet came.
	They grabbed Ted Williams and scooted him away so he didn't get to meet his mom.
	In other words, some other group, I don't know who it was, it was NBC or ABC, whoever it was, they grabbed him right off the plane and threw him in a limo and took off.
	But they paid for him?
	CBS paid for him to come in?
	I don't know.
	No, I think somebody else, maybe.
	They might have.
	All I know is that Mom was standing there waiting and that was the end of it.
	That's funny.
	It was very funny.
	But the whole thing is bogus.
	Talk about the distraction.
	Yeah.
	Well, actually, we can probably do this one.
	Don't look over here.
	Nothing to see here.
	Oh, look at that.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Because there were some other things going on while we had this huge distraction going on.
	And I would say the most emailed story was of the consultant who wound up dead in a dumpster.
	Oh, yeah.
	And the video of him.
	You know, which no one really...
	I'm not convinced that that is video of him yet.
	I'm seeing pictures of him and testimony video of him.
	Well, granted, it may have been from a few years ago, and he looks a lot younger.
	I'm not convinced that the guy we're seeing on this all-of-a-sudden released video...
	Wow, that was quick.
	That was quick, by the way.
	How fast did that happen?
	All of a sudden, there's video...
	Actually, I got...
	I've got a couple clips regarding that, if you want to.
	Should we just play some of the mainstream coverage?
	And then maybe we should just say that this guy is no slouch, or was no slouch.
	He was in three presidential administrations as an advisor, two Bushes and Reagan.
	He was, interestingly, which of course puts him in the douchebag category, the second CEO and chairman of Mothers Against Drunk Driving, so he was totally a part of the inside elite of the New World Order.
	Which makes it more ironic that he was roaming around supposedly drunk.
	Exactly.
	And one of the interesting things, which is kind of where I'll take my theory, is that he was a consultant for the MITRE I think that's how you pronounce it, right?
	M-I-T-R-E? Whatever your theory is, I'm already on that one, so I probably agree with this.
	The MITRE Corporation just looks like one of those companies that would be in a good screenplay.
	Well, I did some research and I've received a lot of research on that.
	But first, let's just hear how amazingly quickly...
	Now, by the way, we still are waiting for the Pentagon security camera footage.
	We can't seem to get that.
	But within seconds, we've got a video of...
	This guy walking around with one shoe and acting like he's crazy.
	And we have handy employees of the parking garage where his car was not parked and he was roaming around.
	And they're all ready to tell everyone how crazy and drunk the guy really was.
	A security guard here at the Newcastle County Courthouse tells us that in the hours before his death, John Wheeler appeared drugged, dazed, and confused, saying that he had just been robbed and asking for directions to Front Street.
	Like something was wrong with him.
	I just complained.
	I don't know if it's my drug.
	I love it.
	I don't know how somebody drugged him, but that was what I was told.
	And by the way, did you see any of...
	This is this one woman who kept showing up on all news channels.
	Yeah.
	She had like a scar in the middle of her forehead, like they had drilled in and implanted some kind of...
	Did you see that?
	Did you notice that?
	Yeah, I did.
	And the funny thing is, you notice that they use the kind of the alert, you know, it's always nice to, when you're doing reports, to use some phrase that alerts the brain, because it's been repeated to you so many times, so you kind of react to it funny, but they use the words dazed and confused.
	Dazed and confused, exactly, exactly.
	A little bit more.
	He here at the Newcastle County Courthouse Wednesday night before 7 when she says John Wheeler stumbled in saying he was looking for a car he rented from Hertz and wanted to know how to get to Front Street.
	He told her and two of her colleagues that he had been robbed.
	Did you say what he'd been robbed of?
	No.
	I hope he just said he was robbed, and that's when Charlie Marianne said, oh, you need some money or something?
	He said, no, I'll be okay.
	I got money.
	And he left.
	How often, by the way, have you been in a parking structure anywhere in the world and someone offered you money who was sitting behind the counter?
	I think zero.
	Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
	Makes no sense.
	Makes no sense whatsoever.
	A short time before or after, he stumbled into the Hyde Park parking garage next door.
	A parking attendant says he had no overcoat, and he had one shoe in his hand, the other on his foot.
	He kind of looked disoriented.
	He asked me if he can just stand there and get warm before he wouldn't pay for his parking ticket.
	The parking attendant says he did not reek of alcohol, but he appeared confused, saying that his briefcase had been stolen after getting off the train.
	When he was trying to find his vehicle, he said that he parked in a garage.
	He didn't even know what garage he parked in.
	The former Pentagon official turned consultant for the MITRE Corporation, a defense contractor, was returning from Washington on an Amtrak train Tuesday when the mysterious series of events unfolded.
	Police say his rental car was found in its designated slot in a parking garage across from the train station.
	Police now have evidence that Wheeler was spotted behind the Hotel DuPont at 10th and Orange at 3.30 Thursday afternoon, only hours before his body was discovered falling out of a trash truck at the Cherry Island landfill.
	Right.
	Wait, can I throw just an off-the-wall theory out just real quick?
	Yeah, sure.
	Chantix.
	Well, not bad.
	Not bad, but you don't usually wind up in a dumpster from Chantix.
	Usually just naked in your neighbor's yard.
	There was a neighbor part to this story, though, because now, let's face it, regardless, the guy was killed.
	The authorities have said that.
	We don't know how he was killed.
	We don't know if he was shot, if he was stabbed, if he was poisoned.
	We have all this video all of a sudden of everything.
	And of course now we have to discredit the guy as first he was dazed and confused.
	Maybe he was crazy.
	Maybe there's a neighbor dispute amongst this.
	The only controversy that we've seen anywhere is that he was in some sort of dispute with a neighbor about construction of a new house, which apparently Wheeler was concerned would block his view.
	Do police believe that there's any connection?
	What are they saying?
	What I can confirm to you, and this is from the lieutenant with the Newark Police.
	Which, of course, is the Ministry of Truth.
	Chris, that is one angle that they're looking into.
	He did, according to a friend who was quoted in the Washington Post, have a top secret clearance.
	Are police saying anything about possibly some sort of espionage angle here?
	They're looking at all angles.
	So, let's see, we've got a dispute with a neighbor, espionage, angle, drunken...
	Anything to discredit the guy, nothing of any substance.
	We don't even know how he was killed.
	WTXF gathered the reactions of Wheeler's friends and even his attorney, Bayard Morin, one of the last people to have communicated with him concerning...
	What's that?
	Yeah, Bayard.
	Bayard.
	These, like, two attorneys who were the last people to speak with him.
	That property dispute.
	In addition to the tragedy of such a well-meaning, patriotic, generous person being killed, there was just the incongruity of this kind of crime happening to this kind of person.
	What baffles me is...
	What happened in those three days?
	What happened between my last communication with him and a body being found?
	What was going on during those three days?
	I just don't know for sure.
	Right.
	So, the research.
	And there's a lot.
	There's a lot to work on.
	And the first thing that I'd like to point out is a lot of people sent me this link, which originated at Sorsha Fall, which is whatdoesitmean.com, which is, without a doubt, the biggest disinformation website on the internet anywhere.
	Right.
	I don't know if I've ever...
	Have I been to that thing?
	Yeah, you have.
	It always starts off with...
	A report was delivered to the Kremlin today.
	That's always how it starts off.
	And what happens is this gets copied by the EU Times, which sounds a little bit more official.
	Yeah, which is a front for somebody else.
	Of course.
	And so they really brought it into...
	There was this...
	I mean, it was so crazy.
	That there was an accident at Little Rock's Air Force Base with some kind of poison that was being flown on C-130s.
	And that this guy knew about it.
	And it's like pulling all these things.
	So, of course, we have the Doug problem at the same time.
	We've got birds and fish and everything turning up dead.
	And this website actually connects the two.
	Oh no.
	Oh yeah.
	It's like, how do we get two in one go?
	So I would say that is not the answer to this.
	What I would say is you need to look at the MITRE Corporation.
	And I would say that John Wheeler knew a lot of things.
	And he really only joined the MITRE Corporation recently.
	But the MITRE Corporation, did you know that that is a non-profit company?
	Yeah, I know.
	It's wild.
	It reminds me, if anybody got to see the 13-episode series of Rubicon, as soon as I was reading about the MITRE Corporation, I said, wow, this is the same thing.
	This is all intelligence work of some sort.
	A pretty deep operation.
	Huge.
	They have, like, offices everywhere.
	Well, the MITRE Corporation is actually in charge of the computer systems for NORAD, the FAA, Air Force, the DOD. So they literally...
	If anyone...
	If you buy into the theory that there were overrides taking place on systems during 9-11...
	Then you would definitely say the MITRE Corporation had something to do with it because they, in essence, control all of those computer systems and networks.
	And Wheeler had only just joined the MITRE Corporation and it seems to me that he found something out which you could kind of corroborate with the fact that his house had police taped off floorboards that were pulled up What do you have under your floorboards?
	People or stuff?
	You're hiding something.
	And so I think he found something out.
	This guy was huge!
	This is not just a guy who walks around drunk and winds up dead all of a sudden without something going on.
	And I say we need to look at the MITRE Corporation as the key to what happened to him.
	And we'll find out what?
	Is that a question?
	Well, I mean, the point is that these things...
	I mean, this guy had top-secret clearance, and he was working within the company.
	He found something out.
	But it just seems like this is one of those deals where he was a loose end, that's the end of it, and no one's going to find out anything.
	All we're going to do is look at the MITRE Corporation, and we're going to find out nothing, because it's impossible.
	Well...
	It's a weird time.
	Everyone's got a WikiLeak, everyone's got something going on, and the fact that there were so many people jumping on this with outrageous, even crazier than I could come up with, shows that, which of course is part of the initiative of the Obama administration, is to join the conspiracy theorists and to spread disinformation.
	That's been admitted, Cass Sunstein.
	I have to think that what he knew was really, really big.
	Yeah, well, you might actually have stumbled onto it theoretically, which is it may have something to do with 9-11.
	That's what I'm thinking.
	I'm thinking that he had some information, that he found out something at the MITRE Corporation where he came in with his top security clearance and he learned, and I think it is 9-11 related, and I think he learned something and he just knew.
	Maybe, you know, what was he doing in...
	Where did he go?
	He went to Wilmington?
	Is that where he went?
	What was he doing there?
	Well, he was obviously, you know, it was one of those situations where you go to have a meeting.
	You got your briefcase full of all the good stuff.
	Maybe attorney general?
	Who knows?
	No one's going to tell us, that's for sure.
	You're right.
	You got your briefcase, which was gone.
	Let's assume he did have a briefcase, and let's assume it was stolen.
	Let's assume somebody just gave him a pinprick full of some crazy who knows what, and it made him nuts, and he dropped dead and fell in.
	They either threw him in the...
	Dumpster, or he went in the dumpster to get warm, or who knows what.
	And that's the end of it.
	And the story is now shot.
	I mean, it's a dead end.
	Except for...
	You know what?
	We don't even know if he was killed with gunfire or a knife.
	No, they're not saying anything.
	The whole thing is being hushed up.
	And you can assume that some government agency is going to come in and take over the investigation and the whole thing is going to be whitewashed.
	We're never going to find out.
	This is the crazy thing is that the FBI is only advising the Newark and Wilmington cops, which is another huge red flag because we know that Obviously, the Fed guys are now much better, right?
	This is what we've been taught as distracted little slaves through our Dick Wolf programming, is that the Feds are no longer stupid.
	The Feds are smart, and they know how to solve stuff, and that's what all TV shows are about.
	And now the FBI is not all over this.
	They're not running the investigation.
	You've got, like, well, here's the guy.
	I think this is the local cop.
	Who's running this investigation of this central figure in American defense.
	Who was that?
	That was like the little bumper before the video.
	Sorry.
	His death of Newcastle resident and former presidential advisor John Wheeler continues to baffle investigators.
	Over the last two days, police have learned about several sightings as witnesses have come forward saying they saw Wheeler wandering through Wilmington and Newcastle looking disoriented.
	So now we have more witnesses, John.
	Not just at the parking garage.
	Several witnesses!
	What source did you get that from?
	I think just from the PR company.
	Last week.
	A parking lot attendant at the New Castle County Courthouse said she encountered the 66-year-old retiree at about 7 o'clock Wednesday night, where he was also captured on surveillance video.
	This is another one, by the way.
	They've rolled out another woman.
	But listen, there's some interesting little clues, I think, in this piece.
	An older guy, he came knocking on the window.
	He said that he just wanted to come in and get warned before he paid for his ticket.
	Which, by the way, she didn't let him come in anywhere.
	I mean, if you saw the video, he just, like, paced back and forth for a second and left.
	I kind of found it strange because he didn't have a coat on and he had one shoe in his hand.
	So, like, I told him that if he shut those doors, he can get warm in here.
	So, he kind of walked out that way to the...
	Pay station area and he must have got on the elevator and he walked around the garage so like when he came back I was talking to him I was asking like What kind of card do you have?
	Where's your ticket?
	He said his ticket was inside of his briefcase.
	I asked where was his briefcase at?
	He said his briefcase was stolen.
	He wasn't slurring.
	There was no blood.
	There was no blood.
	I asked him a question.
	Let me think what the man told me to say.
	He was just kind of like shuffling along.
	What really strike me as being odd was that he didn't have a coat on and he had his shoe in his hand.
	He didn't ask me to call the police.
	I asked him if he wanted...
	Alright, can I just...
	It's ask, okay?
	People, it's ask.
	Can we please stop putting people on television and say, axe?
	This is just not okay.
	If he needed money or anything, he said no.
	He didn't look homeless.
	Now listen to this.
	The clues are here, John.
	For that, Wheeler was seen in this Happy Harry's Pharmacy in Newcastle.
	The Happy Harry's Pharmacy.
	That is someone making a joke at us.
	And it continues.
	Wilmington Police.
	Happy Harry.
	So then you get the...
	I'm not going to play all that.
	But then you got, like, the police.
	No FBI. So why are they leaving it alone?
	Well, that's an obvious one, I guess.
	Well, yeah, the story is questionable from beginning to end.
	But yeah, I agree that MITRE Corporation is an interesting operation.
	Not-for-profit, which is the craziest thing.
	I mean, how un-American is that?
	But that way you don't have to worry about anybody looking at the books.
	But how un-American is it to have a defense contractor that is not-for-profit?
	That's wrong.
	It's odd.
	If they're not for profit, then they have to release numbers.
	You can't just say, oh, we don't make any profit and not report.
	They have to do that.
	It warrants a lot more investigation, but I have to say I had 370 emails that I had to go through last night and this morning, and all of it is, there's very little actual in-depth reporting going on about this at all, other than it's crazy, it's weird, wow, this is frustrating, no one's doing any work.
	It's like...
	Here's the one.
	You wrote an interesting column about the...
	Thank you, by the way, for plugging me as a douchebag about the Apple iPhone alarm.
	Thanks.
	By the way, nice way to get an in the morning in there at the end of the column.
	It was noticed and appreciated.
	However, you did say one thing which was absolutely spot on, which I wanted to ask you about you being in lost wages right now.
	Has anyone...
	Has anyone done a technical analysis?
	And I looked on CNET, Ars Technica, The Register, everywhere, Slash Dot.
	Has anyone actually done any thinking at all about how the...
	Technical aspects of the software bug came about because it didn't just fix itself on the 3rd of January.
	Mine didn't fix itself until yesterday, the 5th.
	What was this?
	What was the action?
	Nobody has said a thing.
	But no one is doing any work.
	They're just sucking on the corporate slog of Apple.
	Whatever Apple says goes.
	Yeah, but it's very, very annoying.
	And all these mightier-than-thou, holier-than-thou tech journalists who don't even...
	Oh, well, Apple says this.
	So I think that Apple has over-the-air updates and is updating our phones, which means they can do all kinds of crap with our phones without telling us.
	And it's just annoying that not a single, single journalist that I could find anywhere except for your offhanded comment, no one has done any work.
	CNET employs people to look at technical stuff like this.
	And if you're an engineer or developer, then you know how timing is, you know, clocks are the central piece of software programming.
	A clock is very important, and how clocks work, and no one, no one is just like, oh, whatever Apple says, oh, whatever.
	And it blows me away.
	And no one calls anyone, screw Apple, how about our reporters?
	Everyone's just in Vegas jerking each other off, looking at Android crap, and you're no better.
	Sorry.
	I'm not looking at Android crap, I'm doing a show.
	True.
	We love you for it, John.
	I didn't mean to say it that way.
	There is a lot of Android crap here.
	I mean, it's actually the show...
	The hottest thing here, I'm telling you, is this press kit from Olympus.
	I have not heard anyone about it, but I'm sure you'll write about it.
	Oh, yeah.
	Did you get any of the good swag?
	I mean, anything good?
	Are they giving anything good away?
	Anything worthwhile?
	Well, if you go to a couple of these things, they're more than willing to give you some stuff to look at.
	I haven't really isolated...
	Anything cool that I have to have, and I'm going to beg them to give me a copy.
	But, no, these shows are not really that...
	They're hectic.
	There's 5,000 reporters at this show, which means there's at least two reporters for each booth.
	Uh-huh.
	And there's something like 200, 2,700 booths or something like that.
	And...
	Most of the reporters are bloggers.
	By the way, the funny thing is they're not necessarily fake reporters because they're out there.
	They're jamming in these press conferences that rooms for 600 reporters.
	There's 2,000 people show up.
	It's a mess.
	All these bloggers, mostly, and a few others like CNET and I guess some other companies, They have all these video crews consisting of non-union goofballs.
	Right.
	With all sorts of...
	Non-union goofballs.
	Screw those non-union goofballs, darn it.
	So much as non-union goofballs with some kid who can barely figure out how a mic works and who still hasn't shaved yet.
	And in front of interviewing people, asking the most lame questions, nothing in depth of course.
	What does it do?
	What does it cost?
	Can I get one?
	You got one for free for me?
	And there's places crawling with these little camera crews.
	Usually a three-man crew.
	It's a guy with a camera and some guy operating with the headphones.
	And another person with a microphone.
	And they're just bumping into everything, which is typical video crews of any ilk.
	And they're all over the place.
	And I suppose on the internet you'll find these little video reports everywhere you look.
	And they're all lame.
	There's no in-depth questioning.
	It's just all...
	It's all PR stuff.
	It's just all PR. Gee whiz, look at this.
	Right.
	Meanwhile...
	There is one product I did see, which I'm going to write up.
	It's a pair of...
	This company's got these glasses, like regular glasses like you wear.
	They would have some electronics in them, so you can push a button and it changes them from regular glasses to reading glasses.
	Oh, that's cool.
	I could use those.
	Using some sort of LCD technology within the structure of the glass itself.
	Yeah, I like that.
	I was very blown away by the fact that they can get something like this to work.
	It's going to be announced, I think, in April.
	Wow.
	Nice!
	Other than that...
	Yeah, other than that, it's boring.
	Right.
	And there's no hookers.
	That's not good.
	I haven't seen one.
	So, I think we should just...
	Finally, it happened.
	Of course, last week we talked about Doug, which is now...
	In the show notes, if you want to know anything about dead birds or dead fish, just look for the Doug heading.
	I think we really hit a nerve with that, John.
	People, they like it.
	We didn't talk about the dead fish.
	The dead fish happened after we signed off.
	Right, we signed off and then the dead fish happened.
	Meanwhile, Mimi's dug up.
	Dead starfish, dead dolphins.
	Dead crabs.
	Dead dogs.
	Dead dogs.
	I mean, there's just a bunch of things showing up dead.
	We have one of our producers, and all of these links are in the show notes, NoAgendaShow.com, created a Google Map mashup of all things dead, which is great.
	Great job.
	Really, really, really cool job.
	And finally, oh yes, finally, Time Magazine came in.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes.
	So nice.
	That time, the true mouthpiece for the Ministry of Truth says, call it the Aflocalypse, the Aquapalypse, or some other clever term that will soon be trending on Twitter.
	What's clear is that something odd seems to be going on with birds in the sky and the fish in the waters.
	And of course, they say, this is nothing new.
	This is not about revelations.
	This is what we predicted, what science has shown us for many, many years.
	This is Biodiversité, ladies and gentlemen.
	They called it right off the bat.
	Thank you so much, Time Magazine.
	They didn't waste much time.
	Well, I think they could have been a little bit sooner, like right after we were done with the show.
	Too obvious.
	But they actually have a number of stories, like from March, 100 dead birds fall on British home, January 2009, hundreds of dead birds litter homes in Franklin, September 2009, botulism blamed for dead birds at Great Salt Lake.
	Oh, and so on.
	This is the reporting Time magazine does.
	And so on.
	Scientists know this.
	If you start looking for something in a large enough data set, chances are you'll find it.
	Huh.
	It won't be too long before the media moves on to the next meme, and the Aflocalypse is a forgotten, just like past sensational but effervescent stories like the Ground Zero Mosque or the TSA pat-downs.
	It's a shame, though, because even though the Aflocalypse isn't the apocalypse, the very fact that these math deaths are seemingly so common and show how hard life is becoming for other forms of life on this planet.
	We are all going to die because we don't care about Mother Earth.
	That's editorialized by me.
	Who wrote that?
	This is written...
	Good question.
	Normally I do look that up.
	Brian Walsh.
	And let me just click on his name and see.
	Brian looks like a douchebag.
	But, of course, we don't hold that against him.
	What else has he written?
	Government commission.
	Well, the Gulf oil spill was avoidable.
	That's also news today.
	Politics.
	What to expect from the Republicans' energy policy.
	A tale of two floods shows the disaster gap between rich and poor.
	Problem with your iPhone alarm.
	Here's a tip.
	Don't use your iPhone as an alarm.
	Oh, he could be a friend of yours.
	Population.
	Is the world really ready for 7 billion people?
	Now, there you go.
	Weather, how the troubled response to the blizzard is just the beginning for a warmer world.
	Okay.
	Chill, chill, chill, chill.
	It's getting cold out.
	We have global warming.
	It's getting cold.
	You have the population story and then your global warming story.
	I have now concluded, and this is going to be my only conspiracy theory for a while.
	No, no.
	No, please.
	It can't be.
	Which is that there's a global cooling thing taking place, just as was predicted in the 70s.
	In fact, by the way, the guys who did the upcoming Ice Age predictions based on computer modeling and the science being in are sticking, by the way, to their story that it's still an Ice Age, not global warming, that's upon us.
	And these guys who are all for global warming, coincidentally, 90% of the time, as you just saw, just out of the blue with this writer, worried sick about the population issue, would love to see an ice age because it'll wipe out about a third of the world's population and it'll put us back on some track that they think is more ideal than all these people chewing up all these resources and stealing their stuff.
	Yeah.
	And in the show notes, we have a YouTube video, which is very interesting about the Gulf Stream, actually, that apparently this has stopped flowing.
	And, in fact, the title of it is Urgent Britain About to Freeze to Death, which is not far from the truth.
	And the Daily Mail reports that the Met Office...
	The Metropolitan, the Meteorological Office in the United Kingdom knew that the big freeze was coming but hushed it up.
	Oh, really?
	According to this article, the Met Office warned ministers to expect an exceptionally cold winter, but then kept the predictions secret from the public.
	The forecaster decided not to reveal the information because it was embarrassed after wrongly predicting a barbecue summer in 2009, according to BBC analyst Roger Harabin.
	Instead of a seasonal forecast, it only offered monthly snapshots.
	And I guess if we went back and we looked at it, that would probably be true.
	But when you see what's going on in the United Kingdom for the third year in a row, I might add, and the weather that we've had here, I'm no climatologist, but wow, you know, I think there's something to it.
	What if we've been duped all this time and we're actually just headed for a mini ice age?
	Yeah, we're exacerbating it with everything we're doing.
	Yeah, we're making it worse on purpose.
	Making it worse on purpose so we can kill people.
	Meanwhile, up in, what is it?
	It just seems to me that you have the warmists, the global warming people.
	They're all, without exception, they're all on the, we've got to reduce the population of the globe.
	They're all in the same camp.
	It's just coincidence.
	The eugenicist camp, that's what it is.
	Yeah.
	It's bad.
	Coincidence?
	I think not!
	Now, I do have some stuff about the Duggs later, but I want to keep that for the...
	Before you go on that, I'm going to send you this memo that Mimi sent me that has another 40 links of kill-offs that you can put in the show notes.
	I'm going to save it for the second half, my theory about the dead birds, because it goes a little bit...
	You might go, oh brother, but wow.
	Well, no, I'll go, oh brother, I'll just do that anyway.
	I want to save that for the second half of the show.
	What I'd like to do now, because no one saw this, and I don't know if it's going to get the play that we predicted it would, George Clooney's satellite surveillance of Sudan, the SSS, as I'm calling it, So he was on the...
	We talked a little bit about this on the show.
	No, we talked about it, but the question is, on 1111, on the 11th, there's going to be this referendum in Sudan, and of course, this is all about oil.
	The United States is, I think, we're probably competing with China for the oil there, and people are going to die, and George Clooney, as you and I I believe is brought in to sell goodness about these horrible things that take place all in really the oil cabal's path.
	And so he set up this, what was it called again, Not On Our Watch, or I forget the name of his foundation.
	And it's like he got Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and then the only guy, the other co-founder who no one's ever heard of is this guy named Prendergast.
	That guy.
	And he's the handler.
	Yeah, obviously.
	Yeah, so they're both on ABC This Week, I think it is.
	And, of course, ABC, I'll just say it again, compromised, as they all are, but the brand new president of ABC News, his sister, is one of President Obama's most highly regarded personal advisors, and this 40-year-old all of a sudden is running all of ABC News, so it's now truly the Ministry of Truth.
	And Clooney...
	They're doing like a 20-minute interview.
	He loses the script, John.
	He loses the script.
	So they've got a...
	I don't know who the guy is.
	They hired an actor for a reason.
	I know.
	So the journalist asks a question.
	He sets it up so that they're in two different locations.
	And Prendergast...
	Who is Clooney's CIA handler?
	He answers the question, and then Clooney completely loses it.
	And if you saw the video, you'd see Prendergast, like, grimacing.
	Like, you douchebag.
	I can't believe you screwed that one up, Clooney.
	What did we hire you for?
	I'll start with you.
	Right now, in Ivory Coast, we see a leader flouting the will of the people, of his African neighbors, of the U.N., of the West, of the U.S., And nothing really is going on about it.
	You both have been outspoken about the world turning a blind eye towards whatever happens in Africa, John and then George.
	See, the script is as follows.
	John, you go first, and then George, you'll add some color to it, because that's how it's set up.
	So John is going to give us the information, he's the handler, and George is supposed to just add some color and make us all feel good about it and tell us what is going on in layman's terms.
	What makes you think that even if you get photographic evidence of war crimes, of genocide even, that there is any will in the world to do anything about it?
	John, I'll start with you.
	Well, Ivory Coast really is a test case.
	I mean, you know, there's a great deal of diplomacy occurring now, escalating costs and consequences for the government in Ivory Coast and for what they're doing.
	Eventually, potentially military intervention if the government lost the election, if the president doesn't actually vacate his office.
	So you hear what's going on, right?
	He's basically saying death, doom and destruction coming just days away from now.
	And Clooney should say that for the normal slaves.
	Similarly in Sudan, there has to be a cost and a consequence.
	If the government of Sudan is going to undermine this referendum, if the government of Sudan is going to continue to undertake terrible human rights violations in Darfur, there has to be a diplomatic consequence.
	There must be escalating sanctions and costs that accrue to any party that undertakes these kinds of actions that lead to mass human suffering.
	Right.
	Okay.
	George.
	George?
	I think that's the important part of this, is that I agree with John.
	I mean, that's exactly what I was going to say, so he sort of took the word out of my mouth.
	Well, I mean, I guess...
	And he digs it even deeper.
	That's the larger question, George, is the world has shown no willingness, really, to do anything about atrocities in Africa.
	You know this better than I do.
	George, remember?
	George, hello, hello, George.
	You know this better than I do.
	Remember?
	Atrocities, Africa, bad, people dying.
	You're supposed to make us feel good.
	Say something smart here, George.
	So what makes you think that even if you bring the photographic evidence of it happening within a day or two of it happening, that that will change?
	Well, we know what happens.
	We know that it doesn't change when we don't bring photographic evidence.
	We've seen that very little is done.
	We also believe that, you know, listen.
	Oh, my God.
	You know what happened?
	What?
	The other guy, the handler.
	He went off script and he read Clooney's line.
	Exactly.
	He went off script and stepped on Clooney's line.
	And Clooney, apparently, I didn't know this, couldn't ad-lib.
	He can't ad-lib.
	Exactly.
	And he just blew it.
	And so he just got completely flustered.
	He's not one of those guys who he needed to do.
	The other guy's the guy who screwed up.
	And listen, I'll just play a little more because it just gets worse.
	You know how when you've completely lost it, they ain't just grabbing for straws or you're grasping for anything.
	Yeah, he's a little guy in a booth, below the stage.
	And the thing is, he's on satellite.
	They could have easily whispered something.
	Maybe they are talking in his ear.
	I don't know.
	But listen to what happens.
	The head of the government in Khartoum has been charged by the ICC for crimes against humanity and even genocide.
	He would like that to be dropped.
	We're not even talking about dropping that.
	So now he's talking about being on a terror watch list.
	He's jumped four paragraphs ahead in the script.
	He should be taken off the terror watch list.
	That should be a discussion if he acts legitimately.
	He's not acting legitimately now.
	He's now bombing and attacking villages in Darfur.
	I don't think he was supposed to say that yet.
	I think we haven't seen the news footage of the bombing of villages in Darfur yet.
	You might be right.
	He may have...
	I think he blew it.
	The next script.
	Yeah, I think he blew it.
	He was reading the sequel.
	And that's where we...
	Because we haven't seen the footage yet of the bombing of villages.
	No, we haven't.
	We haven't heard any of this.
	This is all new.
	This is new.
	New, new, new.
	So apparently George has better journalistic resources than we do.
	He wants to be taken off?
	Well, then he's going to have to do a lot better than that.
	There's a lot of consequences that we can offer.
	Interesting.
	There's a lot of consequences that we can offer.
	Yeah, isn't that great?
	What does that mean, George?
	That, to me, is a huge flub.
	He wants to be taken off?
	Well, then he's going to have to do a lot better than that.
	There's a lot of consequences that we can offer.
	There's a lot of things that we can offer.
	Certainly not the ICC. I don't think that should even be on the table.
	He's gone nuts!
	He doesn't know what to say!
	But the tarot watch list is one that they'd like to be off.
	Well, you're going to have to act a lot more legitimately than you have.
	We don't even know about it.
	No one set up this tarot watch list.
	What are you talking about?
	What are you talking about, Clooney?
	Uh, today.
	Very briefly, because we only have a minute.
	Yeah, and now it's like, cut him off, cut him off, cut him off!
	Very briefly, we only have a minute, we gotta go.
	Sorry there, George, you douche!
	Left, I want to get both of your thoughts on this.
	President Obama, when he ran for president, campaigned on ending the genocide in Sudan.
	Oh, this is funny.
	Getting tough with the government in Khartoum.
	Did President Obama run on getting tough with the government in Khartoum?
	Ha ha ha!
	Did you hear that anywhere, John, in all of the election run?
	Maybe on Neptune.
	Let's just hear that one again.
	Getting tough with the government in cartoon.
	Very briefly, George and then John.
	Has President Obama kept his promise?
	He never made a promise about...
	This is the clip of the week.
	This is unbelievable.
	The only promise he made was...
	Getting us out of war.
	Getting us out of Iraq.
	You can take that to the bank.
	That was the only promise I can remember.
	One closed Gitmo.
	That was a promise.
	Closed Gitmo, right?
	That was a big one.
	But I don't remember anything about Khartoum.
	Nobody even knows where Khartoum is.
	Yes, he has.
	It's a tough one to keep.
	It's a very complicated situation.
	It is going to get a lot more complicated.
	We met with the President.
	Notice, we met with the President.
	First, we thought it was just George having a beer in the backyard.
	Oh, yeah.
	Now, this is George, though.
	This is George talking.
	We met with the president.
	Seems to be very much on top of the issue.
	And we want to make sure, and our job is to keep the pressure on and make sure that there's no slippage in that at all.
	John, I'll let you have the last word.
	Well, this is President Obama's moment.
	You know, the United States is the biggest actor in Sudan.
	We can have...
	Whoa!
	Did you know that?
	Say it again?
	The United States is the biggest actor in Sudan.
	Huh.
	That's spook language, by the way.
	Yeah, actor.
	Total spook language to say the biggest actor.
	Biggest actor in Sudan.
	We can have a major influence on whether or not a deal is struck between the North and the South to prevent a war, and we can have a major influence on whether human rights violations continue in Darfur.
	That's going to take presidential leadership.
	He's become engaged now.
	We'll see if he can bring it that last mile.
	Yeah, fantastic.
	All right, George, you suck.
	You totally blew it, dude.
	By the way, I'll mention that I did look up the Obama cartoon thing.
	Oh, thank you.
	He didn't run on it at all.
	No way.
	It only came up in the conversation in 2009 after he was elected.
	And it's only in the conversation, kind of.
	Here's my prediction.
	Next time you see Clooney on one of these things, IFB. Oh yeah, or someone sitting next to him.
	He will no longer be alone on a camera in a room somewhere.
	You better have the IFB in his ear.
	No, no, don't say that.
	Yeah, well, but I thought it was, but you have to see the clip to see the grimacing of Prendergast going like, oh, oh, because I guess he also, you're right, I guess Prendergast knew that he blew it, that he took away Clooney's line, and Clooney was like, uh, like crickets.
	Yeah.
	Ah, yes.
	Anyway, so that is what we can look forward to on the 11th of January when people will die in Darfur.
	Eh, that's an easy prediction to make.
	Congratulations.
	Why don't we switch gears here for a second?
	I'm going to show myself the world by donating to No Agenda.
	Imagine all the people who could do that.
	Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
	Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
	All right, John, we've got a couple people we can thank for supporting this program and the work that we do, which I would like to point out, was extensive this week for For you, it was even a little bit extra extensive because in the middle of your visit to Vegas, which is for, I guess you have another job.
	Well, I have to do something to support the Kids College Fund.
	Exactly.
	All right, here we go.
	So we have a few people that gave us, we have one, two, three, four, one, one, one, dot, one, one club members, new ones.
	Nice, nice, nice.
	H-U-E-M-M-E-R, and I'm pronouncing it right.
	I think Pelser, South Carolina.
	And he has a little comment.
	He says, recently broke up with his girlfriend.
	So he decided to send some of the extra money he would have spent on dates.
	We think this is a very good initiative.
	He wants me to give him a whistle thing.
	I'm actually...
	Well, I have a surprise whistle, which I'll do on the next show, and I'll make sure to dedicate it to him.
	I'm here in Vegas, Lost Wages, Nevada, and I don't have the whistle with me.
	No whistle.
	Because you can't travel on...
	With TSA, they would have confiscated it.
	You cannot have a whistle.
	George Vanderhorst in Kotshovel.
	Kotshovel!
	Kotshovel, which means a cat haven.
	No, it does not.
	It's Bouncing Hill.
	Oh.
	Also a member of the 11111 Club.
	And Andrew Schmidt in Atlas, Pennsylvania, who has a note saying he'd like to ask for some karma.
	He has an interview tomorrow.
	You know what, we'll give him, since he's in Atlas, Pennsylvania, we'll give him...
	By Ayn Rand.
	We'll give him a double shot there.
	You've got karma.
	Been waiting to play that one for a while.
	Unfortunately.
	Michael Garcia in Iwa Beach, Japan.
	He actually says, Happy New Year from Tokyo.
	He's a 1111 club.
	Stay safe and healthy, John and Adam.
	We need you guys.
	Big thanks to Eric for his hard work.
	P.S. I'd like some karma.
	Yeah, we can give you that as well, of course.
	You've got karma.
	And it is nice that people are thanking Eric.
	I've seen so many emails and tweets, and Eric the Show did indeed do a fantastic job.
	Did I just see a mouse run by?
	I just saw a mouse here in the studio.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, I hope not.
	We've had a lot of rodents with the storms, like all kinds of weird crap has been happening.
	Get the poison.
	Yeah, right.
	Anyway, thanking Eric the Shill for all of his work.
	People are very appreciative of him doing the work and, of course, of the show jumping into finance, the promise, and I think we're all caught up, which means, I think, that Eric can start working on the rings, because he did such a good job on this, we trust him with that, and, of course, you can always cut off his electricity if he screws up.
	Val Communications of Toronto, Ontario just received the 10-10-10-10 challenge coins.
	Here's $100 to cover the troubles.
	He'll send in 200 more when he gets his two original challenge coins.
	Did you get in touch with Eric?
	Because that's how you're going to get them.
	I think he's making another set of those.
	Or the makeup set.
	We're not adding to the collection by any means.
	Neil Liston, Edinburgh, UK. $100.
	No, it's something.
	It's Edinburgh Lothian's.
	That's not Edinburgh.
	That's something else.
	Edinburgh Lothians.
	That's a different location.
	Any idea?
	No clue.
	David C. Pugh in North Canton, Ohio, $100.
	Here's $100 for the dead Doug.
	We laugh.
	Philip Flick in Leawood, Kansas, $100.
	And let me get to the scroll bar over here on this little laptop and scroll down to Terrence Hudgen in Culpeper, Virginia, $75.
	And Terrence says he's in an undisclosed location in Virginia.
	Well, Virginia.
	Right.
	Seeing as you're a spook.
	Since Greg Brunsel from Kenosha, Wisconsin has donated, I must donate before he calls me out as a douchebag.
	Adam, please douche me for goodness.
	You've been de-douched.
	Did I say douche?
	Yeah, but you meant de-douche.
	No problem.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He needs some karma, too, for the deal next week.
	He's trying to close.
	You've got karma.
	Then we've got a contribution from the gorgeous little town of Bilbao, Spain.
	It's not even that small, Bilbao.
	No, no, it's a big town.
	It's a lot of people that live there.
	Stayed there.
	Ignacio Garcia Perez, 6666, and he needs a karmic call out for his uncles.
	Now I'm barking on a new business.
	Okay.
	You've got karma.
	And then, uh, I have to go back over to the scroll bar.
	Raphael.
	Raphael.
	Raphael Shagirl?
	Shagirl?
	Shagirl?
	Oh, Shagirl.
	Okay.
	German name.
	Shagirl!
	He's in Vienna, $65 donation.
	I thought about buying $50 worth of AdSense credit for my father's website, thequakewatcher.com.
	However, after AC explained how he got scammed out of more than $900 of AdSense revenues, which is ridiculous.
	By the way, it was more than that.
	It was $900 for the first month and then like $700 for the second.
	So it was more like $1,500, $1,600.
	It's ridiculous.
	I thought better of it and prefer to send the cash your way.
	A haiku donation of $57.50 plus $7.50 to surpass the karma threshold.
	Please send Amon Breuer who donated last episode some karma just because he's a fellow NA listener from Vienna.
	You've got karma.
	And we'll also give him a healthy helping of karma.
	He needs that.
	You've got karma.
	A lot of karma today, John.
	It's a big karmic day.
	Could you move your cell phone, your Nokia E71 away from your setup there?
	Because I keep getting a zutz.
	I hear that too.
	I have an idea.
	Let me turn it off if it's doable.
	Yeah, you know, you act like you need that thing.
	Like you have to have it nearby.
	Like you need to be in touch with the world at any given moment.
	You mock me.
	Yes, because I can.
	Justin Sloan, Fort Riley, Kansas, double nickels on the dime.
	Dallin Wright, Lehigh, Utah, double nickels on the dime.
	And Jordan Wyatt in Invercargill, Southland, New Zealand.
	And they've got a couple comments here.
	Let me...
	Scroll over.
	First of all, NoAgendaBadge.com is worth checking out.
	Oh, I love the new badges.
	There's some great stuff.
	You can buy a badge for a buck or something, or maybe there's some kind of deal going on.
	Justin Sloan, he's got no douchebag credentials, apparently.
	Yeah, it's really cool.
	NoagendaBadge.com is awesome.
	Dallin Wright and Lehi Uto says he's a Mormon bishop, loves the show, enjoyed hearing my Mormon discussion, thought you'd look up a reference in the Book of Mormon based off the show, Alma 5510, and he has a biblical quote.
	Yeah, I'd like to thank the outpouring of information, or the inflow of information we've received regarding our Mormon conversation.
	We could do a whole show just on Mormonism, I think.
	We got tons of Mormons listening, former Mormons, people who are pro-against.
	If I've learned anything, it's like, stay away from the religion conversation.
	It fills up your email box.
	I've learned a lot, though.
	I've learned a lot.
	Very interesting.
	Then we have Miss Mickey's on to something as easy to be vegan as not, and then at least blah, blah, blah.
	Go check out abolitionist.approach.com.
	Do you know that Bill Clinton has been named PETA's 2010 Person of the Year for his vegan diet?
	I think that's...
	I don't know about you, but when you see Clinton, he looks like he's about to...
	He looks like shit.
	He looks terrible.
	Yeah, he doesn't look good at all.
	And he seems dingy.
	Joe Wagner, Emeryville, California, $50.33.
	Hey, John and Adam have been a $5 a month subscriber.
	Please get $5 a month subscriptions in.
	Since I started listening a year ago, I'm contributing more.
	Thanks to your hard work to celebrate 2011.
	Might be a good initiative for other producers.
	I'm donating it from a credit card I haven't used in over a year to avoid it getting closed by the bank as it's due to expire.
	So there you go.
	And finally, some knighthood layaways still going on.
	Tristan Lennon, Travis Wynn, Mike Westerfield, Lou Pitts, a one-time donation for him in Greensboro, North Carolina.
	And finally, Havar Ruteldal, I butchered that, I'm sure, in Ramsdell, Norway, $50.
	So that's our group for today.
	Thanks, everybody.
	Yes, thank you very much.
	This really feels good, particularly in light of the past couple shows we did over Christmas and New Year.
	So I really appreciate the giving levels you appear to be comfortable at for this show.
	Keep it up.
	Dvorak.org slash NA. ChannelDvorak.com slash NA. Which, if you're in China, by the way, Dvorak.org does not work.
	That is blocked by the Great Firewall of China, I learned.
	But ChannelDvorak.com slash NA does work.
	And I believe noagendashow.com works in China, interestingly enough.
	However, that uncensored site doesn't work.
	Speaking of evil elites like Bill Clinton, Dick Cheney is now officially a zombie.
	Oh, really?
	Yes.
	They finally made it official.
	Yes.
	He has a heart pump.
	And here it is.
	His new mechanical pump, a partial artificial heart known as a ventricular assist device, leaves patients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart's own beat.
	The guy is a zombie!
	So it just like flows?
	Yeah, it just flows.
	And you look at the picture of the guy.
	I mean, just put him in the coffin already.
	My goodness.
	That went fast, didn't it?
	He went from a huge mountain of a man to this little shell of his former self, and now he doesn't have a pulse.
	Hello?
	He doesn't have a pulse.
	I missed that story.
	It's in the New York Times.
	I feel bad now.
	I don't feel bad.
	I feel bad that I missed his story.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, he's a bastard.
	Mr.
	Cheney, who has participated in some of the nation's toughest decisions for decades, such as, Stand down!
	Don't shoot anything down that's coming towards us!
	Now faces a crucial one of his own, whether to seek a full heart transplant.
	The problem is, no one wants to give him one.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	I thought it was just funny that he's...
	Isn't that the definition of a zombie?
	You have no pulse?
	I mean, isn't that exactly what it is?
	It's the Walking Dead.
	He is the Walking Dead.
	Terrible.
	Alright, now let me lay some Doug on you.
	Doug.
	Some real Doug.
	Very interesting, the location of these...
	Well, actually, I probably should back up for a second.
	Did you know that the government actually has been trying to kill red-winged blackbirds for many, many years?
	Did you know that?
	I'm going to give you the second point.
	We're ahead two to one now.
	Yeah, APHIS, the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service, has been trying to, and this is part of the USDA, have been trying to kill the blackbird poisoning, specifically red-winged blackbirds.
	Why?
	Because they mess up the sunflower crops.
	And I guess that wasn't good for...
	For business.
	I have a document in the Audubon Society, of course, has been fighting them.
	And there's a document in the show notes, noagendershow.com, called Government Killing of Black Birds.
	And you can read how they have actually been doing some secret poisoning of birds.
	So I'll say right off the bat that the dog problem could be from the government illegally poisoning these birds.
	That is a possibility.
	However, not the one I like.
	The one I like, and if you look at the three main locations where these birds were found dead, it is a perfect triangulation.
	Actually, it could not have been any better along the New Madrid fault line for a test of HARP. And, well, now this goes a lot deeper.
	Now, first of all, the blunt trauma, you know, I haven't seen any of these birds.
	I've only heard the same reports everyone else has heard.
	You never know what's really true about this stuff.
	But it seems like they were basically hit by something, which could be a sonic wave.
	And if you look at the Louisiana, BB Arkansas, and I forget the third one offhand, and you look at how the DigiSonde antenna array works, it is the perfect triangle, and it is right over the New Madrid, or Madrid, as they would say, fault.
	Now, are you aware of what's going on with the New Madrid fault, John?
	Well, obviously I'm not, or you wouldn't ask the question that way.
	No, I don't know.
	You might be.
	I don't know.
	But the Ministry of Truth, ABC News, compromised once again.
	Coincidentally, has a report.
	They sent Sam Shepard, who used to be in New York.
	I think he did weather.
	I think that all we have to do now from now on on our show is just monitor ABC. ABC News.
	ABC News is it, man.
	So listen to what is going on in Madrid, the new Madrid Fault, which runs throughout this entire region, and then I'll give you some other things that will blow your mind.
	And I believe that they are cranking up HAARP to...
	To set off a massive earthquake.
	But Sam Champion was sent down to the region to report on this.
	And, of course, George Stephanopinopoulos leads it in as he is also, of course, compromised.
	One of the questions a lot of people have been asking in the wake of that massive earthquake in Haiti.
	By the way, interesting how they pull Haiti into it.
	Like, wow, you know, Haiti had a big earthquake, which we set off.
	Maybe we can do another story.
	What about the risky fault lines right here in the United States?
	There are many, and there are parts of the country you'd never expect, not just California, but places like Missouri and Tennessee.
	So how many Americans are in danger, and what if a huge quake hits here?
	Sam Champin is on the New Madrid fault line in Memphis, where there was a tremor just over the weekend.
	Sam?
	Yeah, and George, the interesting thing about the New Madrid fault, which is one of those surprising ones, is it runs from Memphis all the way into St. Louisville.
	Louis.
	So there are millions of people right in the middle of the country that are affected by that.
	But we went to the top seismologists in the world to find out that there actually were historic earthquake events in the United States.
	And believe it or not, earthquakes happen here just about every day.
	The thing with earthquakes is it's location, location, location.
	Oh, just like real estate.
	So as we saw with this devastating earthquake down in Haiti, that was a magnitude 7 rupture, but more to the point, it was directly underneath very large population.
	Just like California, where most Americans may think all our earthquakes are centered.
	But California's San Andreas is just one fault zone.
	There are at least four active earthquake zones that cover this country.
	All of which, seismologists say, have had historic eruptions, and each could have another catastrophic strike at any time.
	At any time.
	Be very afraid.
	It is time for some terrorizing news.
	By the way, this is a seven-minute package, which I cut three minutes out of.
	Seven minutes!
	Seven minutes on network television!
	Something that they're trying to communicate with this.
	No doubt about it.
	Earthquakes are a national hazard, and it's in these areas away from California, away from the places we think about, where there can be some of the greatest risk.
	What about America's heartland?
	We're on the second most active fault in the country, and that's the new Madrid fault.
	It runs from St.
	Louis to Memphis.
	And this is Real Foot Lake, 16 miles long, and created 200 years ago by what is...
	Okay, so you get the idea, but then let me...
	What's the name of that lake again?
	Hold on a second.
	I can roll that back for you.
	Where was it?
	Here.
	Here we go.
	Sorry.
	Almost got it.
	We're on the second most active fault in the country, and that's the New Madrid fault.
	It runs from St.
	Louis to Memphis, and this is Real Foot Lake, 16 miles long.
	Real Foot Lake.
	Okay, so then we go to FEMA. Then we go to...
	What?
	No, just a real foot, foot in the ocean.
	Go ahead.
	Then we go to FEMA in November of 2008.
	They announced their initiative, which is underway with eight states of the new Madrid seismic zone, which is known as the NMSZ, to develop catastrophic earthquake disaster response plans.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	You can read all that for yourself.
	Everyone's involved.
	USGS, NORTHCOM, American Red Cross, Health and Human Services, USACE, the Army Corps of Engineers.
	Everyone's in.
	Everyone's in.
	We're all ready.
	They're doing a test, John.
	A drill.
	The Earthquake Preparedness Program, NLE 2011.
	An earthquake is the result of a sudden...
	I'm reading now from IN.gov, the Indiana Department of Homeland Security.
	They've got all kinds of cool websites.
	Imagine getting IN.gov.
	What a great...
	They paid $8 million for the website.
	Earthquakes are caused mostly by the rupture of geological faults.
	Two major fault systems are located in or adjacent to Indiana, the New Madrid Seismic Zone and Wabash Valley Seismic Zone.
	Well, you know what?
	I think we should do a drill, and they will be doing that in May.
	Yeah, here we go.
	Of this year, there will be the NLE 2001.
	That's the...
	What is that?
	I've got all these links in the show notes, by the way, in case you're inclined.
	They're expecting a magnitude 7.7 earthquake.
	Could hit at any time.
	That's why they have to do this...
	A drill.
	Whatever seven is.
	Well, no, these are actually based on the Richter scale.
	They state it expressly.
	Oh, weird.
	Yeah, which freaks me out a little bit more.
	Here is the fact sheet.
	National level exercise 2011, private sector participation.
	Let me get the exact date for you.
	I think it's May...
	I can't find it right now.
	But whenever the government is doing a drill of any kind, like they were doing a drill right near Haiti, coincidentally, be very afraid.
	This is when you need to look out.
	And my feeling, if you look, and all of this is kind of laid out in the show notes, my feeling is that they've been cranking up HAARP either for the drill or for the real thing because we all know we've got to kill some people.
	Memphis would be a great spot to get rid of it.
	Who needs Memphis anyway?
	And they've been cranking up HAARP, triangulating, it fried the birds, but that it's coming in May, and we may just see a huge earthquake in that region.
	Well, the fish were in that region too, weren't they?
	Sure, but I mean, it can be all kinds of stuff.
	I mean, this can be ground waves.
	And then, it's unbelievable, John, I found a declassified document, which just completely blew me away, about HAARP. And it's from...
	This is great.
	It's actually from the...
	Let me see.
	Hold on.
	I don't want to misquote it here.
	It's the...
	Hold on.
	I got it.
	I got something funny for it.
	Department of the Army, United States Army Intelligence and Security Command from December 13th.
	It was declassified December 13th, 2006.
	You can read it.
	Link in the show notes.
	And it talks about exactly these frequencies, the 15 hertz, which is a hard frequency.
	How can it fry people, heat people up that is being used for lethal and non-lethal purposes and And it's an official document acquired under the Freedom of Information Act.
	I really encourage you to read it.
	And just to show you how...
	This will totally whack you out.
	It's talking about the different ways they can use HAARP and microwave and other frequencies to either control or, I guess, do crowd control or control people in multiple ways.
	Here's my favorite one.
	The incapacitating effect of microwave hearing.
	Microwave hearing, and I'm reading directly from the document, is a phenomenon described by human observers as the sensations of buzzing, ticking, hissing, or knocking sounds that originate within or immediately behind the head.
	There's no sound propagating through the air like normal sound.
	This technology, in its crudest form, can be used to distract individuals.
	If refined, it can be used to communicate with hostages or hostage takers directly by Morse code or other messages, possibly even voice communications.
	So, that's pretty cool, right?
	You can send frequencies through the air and communicate with people.
	This could be the reason that as a ham operator you might want to learn Morse code.
	This could also be the reason why we have public service announcements like this one.
	Can you hear that?
	Can you hear it?
	Now, pay close attention.
	Can you hear this sound?
	I hear it.
	I hear it.
	Me too.
	I hear it all the time.
	Everywhere I go, it doesn't go away.
	You can't cover your ears.
	You cannot hide from it.
	In the U.S., there are over 50 million people who suffer from tinnitus.
	A lot of them from noise-induced trauma.
	What is tinnitus?
	It is a ringing in your ears that sometimes will not stop.
	One of the main causes is from listening to music at loud levels.
	We're not telling you to stop listening to music.
	Music is my what?
	It's what I do.
	But you must be careful when listening to high levels of sound, like in clubs or in concerts.
	See these?
	These are not uncool.
	It can protect your ears.
	So if you're ever feeling uncomfortable at a...
	Concerts or clubs, wear them.
	It's that simple.
	Don't laugh, my friend.
	It can happen to you at any moment.
	At any age.
	Tonight is defined as a buzzing, ticking, or hissing sound in the ears.
	Which is exactly...
	No, but if you read the definition of tinnitus, you have to go to all the websites.
	I've got it all.
	I like the line, music is my life.
	It's what I do.
	It's what I do, baby.
	What you do is just listen to music all day.
	That's what you do?
	That's what I do.
	So maybe we're being nuked continuously.
	It could be going on all the time.
	This is what the guys with the aluminum hats have been telling us.
	That's exactly what they've been saying.
	They're hearing voices, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So, call me crazy.
	Call me crackpot, but look at all these links.
	Yeah, you can go ahead.
	I hate to say it, but I predict bad things happening in the Missouri-Arkansas region in May when the National Level Exercise 2011 kicks in.
	I don't think it's good.
	All right, I'm writing this one down in the prediction book, which I did take with me.
	We need to draw swords for a moment here, John, if you can.
	We have a couple of knights.
	We forgot the knight.
	No, I didn't forget.
	I just overlooked it for a moment.
	Thank you very much.
	Dwayne Mellon!
	Melanson, Melanson.
	Dwayne, please step forward.
	As you are officially now...
	Very nice, John.
	You are now officially in line for your knighthood, thanks to your giving levels.
	We hereby knight thee, Sir Dwayne Melon-Song, knight of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	And there are no more hookers and blow, unfortunately.
	But we do have Rent Boys and Chardonnay.
	Or Bordeaux, actually.
	Was it Chardonnay?
	I can't remember.
	Now we'd like James Spitzer to step forward.
	A very special night.
	It appears that he is our very first 1-1.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	No, Pelsmacher's our first 1-1.
	You're right.
	You're right.
	I'm sorry.
	Second.
	Well, now you've ruined my whole vibe.
	Sorry.
	James Spitzer, please kneel as we are happy to bestow you with the honor of a 1-1-1-1 Knight of the No Agenda Roundtable.
	Take your deserved seat, sir.
	We appreciate your giving level and support of the No Agenda show.
	So we have two members of the 1-1-1-1 Knighthood Order.
	Another thing we need to keep track of.
	Great.
	That's okay.
	We need a website page with just the two guys' names on it.
	And there was a missile launch off the coast of Texas.
	This is great.
	It doesn't stop.
	There was so much going on this week.
	People videotaped a missile being launched off of, I think it was Padre Island.
	Yeah, what was that?
	Did you follow that?
	Because that story just eluded me.
	Well, that was the story.
	There was a launch, and of course, immediately...
	Was this the threat in Mexico?
	I mean, what's the deal?
	I don't know.
	We could have a space war going on.
	I mean, the last launch we got was...
	Well, of course, we have all the missing...
	The documentation that was pulled off of the ships at sea warning site.
	That was off the coast of California.
	Can I tell you, so I'm having a meeting with a couple of reporters from the New York Times, and one of the editors, as a matter of fact, too, and one of them just drops the thing, oh, well, I guess, you know, somehow that missile launch became, got into the conversation, yeah, and then he said it was a contrail.
	The New York Times guy?
	Yeah.
	You're kidding me.
	He actually believed that?
	Yeah.
	And I said, what are you talking about?
	I said, there was a little flame in everything and there was no other kind.
	I mean, I just did the whole litany because he obviously doesn't listen to the No Agenda show.
	No, of course not.
	And he says, no, no.
	It was determined to be an optical illusion.
	The little fire at the bottom of the thing.
	Right.
	Optical illusion.
	Nice.
	Wow.
	So in other words, the masses have not...
	This is journalists from the New York freaking Times, John.
	I know, it's just astonishing to me.
	Since we're just assassinating media left and right, it's coming at us so fast right now.
	So incredibly fast.
	Let me just revisit Don't Ask, Don't Tell for a moment.
	Now, don't ask, don't tell.
	We've been through this story before.
	It has not been repealed.
	There's a whole bunch of things that have to happen.
	Certifications, and then a 60-day waiting period.
	And then, and only then, after all that's been signed off by Secretary of Defense, who is leaving.
	Of course, the new guy will come in.
	He'll have to have another six months to a year to evaluate everything.
	Everyone's got to sign off on this.
	It has not been repealed.
	Do you agree with me, John?
	Don't ask, don't tell has not yet been repealed.
	Correct?
	Yeah.
	Valerie?
	Yes?
	Well, and everybody who follows it closely knows it hasn't.
	It's just a piece of stopgap legislation so you can brag about having done something.
	So Valerie Jarrett, who is the actual President of the United States, I'm convinced now, she is the President.
	She goes on Meet the Press.
	Now, this woman, she's not a Cabinet member.
	She's just an advisor and friend of the President.
	Valerie Jarrett.
	So she speaks.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Stop.
	Hold on.
	What is she doing on Meet the Press?
	She's on it all the time!
	She is the president.
	This is what I'm about to tell you.
	She is the president of the United States.
	She is pulling the strings behind.
	She's the one that kicked Gibbs out.
	And she goes on, meet the press, and she runs down the incredible accomplishments of her puppet, Obama.
	I think what we saw over the course of the last few weeks is just that.
	We made enormous progress, as you pointed out, from the taxes where everyone, when they get their next paycheck, instead of their taxes going up, they're going to go down.
	So let's just take credit for taxes going down.
	After they wanted something completely different, but okay, you take credit for that.
	With a payroll tax, with an earned income tax credit, with a child care tax credit, with a credit so that we can afford to send children to college, and importantly, a credit so that companies will invest and they can take 100% of their expenses now to create jobs for America.
	So that sends a very positive signal.
	The START Treaty, probably...
	The START Treaty.
	Okay, now listen, this is amazing what she says here.
	This is the weapons dealing program that the President signed.
	Yes, agreed to.
	The President's single most important foreign policy accomplishment.
	In fact, the most successful treaty in the last, in decades, was just passed as well.
	Past?
	It's not a law.
	START Treaty wasn't passed, was it, John?
	No, it's a treaty.
	It's a treaty, right?
	It's not a law.
	Like a proof.
	It's not a law.
	It's not something you...
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Now listen to this one.
	Don't ask, don't tell.
	Now we'll be able to have gays and lesbians serve their country proudly in the military.
	And it's a military that's based on trust.
	And so now they'll be able to serve proudly and represent our country.
	These are all major accomplishments.
	So I guess it's done.
	Done deal.
	Now gays and lesbians can serve proudly in our military.
	Liar.
	You liar!
	Valerie Jarrett, you liar!
	But now she has a plan for the president, John.
	She's got a plan.
	Because, of course, now we've got Robert Gibbs, which I'm going to miss him.
	And, of course, we know why he got kicked out, because we caught him in the lie about the smoking thing.
	And it just got too complicated.
	Like, these no...
	Hey, Gibbs, the no-agenda guys are really onto your, like, lying about the smoking thing.
	We think you should leave.
	I'll just take credit for that.
	So now that Valerie Jarrett is, she's got everyone out.
	Everyone's left.
	Everyone's gone.
	Rahm is out.
	Gibbs is out.
	Axelrod is leaving.
	Robert Gates is going.
	Everyone's leaving so she can finally run the country with Michelle Obama.
	And so there's a little problem.
	Oh yeah, we still have Barack Obama hanging around.
	So what are we going to do with him?
	You know him as well or better than anybody working in the White House.
	Yes.
	How does he do a better job of connecting with the American people when so many are hurting?
	Well, he often says that this is his biggest regret, is that when he took office, because of the crisis that was presented to him, he had to spend almost every waking hour in Washington focusing very hard on solving that crisis.
	Now, does that ring true to you?
	Does that ring true to you?
	Every waking hour, he tried to be out of Washington.
	He was never there.
	He was signing bills at Des Moines.
	He was never there.
	No, he spent every waking hour in Washington.
	It was so hard.
	He couldn't connect with the American people.
	Well, what should we do then now that you're president, Valerie Jarrett?
	And what he missed sorely was the engagement with the American people.
	He said it right before he left for vacation.
	He said, when I get back, I really want to figure out a way where I can spend more time outside of Washington listening and learning and engaging with the American people.
	It's really what gives him his energy and his strength.
	And so we're determined.
	Why don't they call her on this?
	Duh, it's meet the press, dude.
	That's what we're for.
	We're here to call her on that.
	He said right before, you know, I really wish I could get a Washington more and connect with people.
	He was on the road all the time.
	Totally.
	So now it's official.
	He'll not be in Washington at all.
	He's just going to be out there doing speeches while Valerie Jarrett runs the show.
	Yeah, or something.
	That's terrible.
	Yeah, it's horrible.
	So that made me chuckle.
	Yeah, I would think.
	It just seems to me you have some hanger-on that happens to be in the White House and they bring her on the show as though she's an official.
	But they do it all the time, John.
	She is the president.
	I know, that's your assertion, but it's like, why won't they just say that?
	I mean, there's no rationale for having her on a show like that.
	Other than that, the president's like Clooney.
	He can't talk properly.
	He screws stuff up.
	He doesn't know what's going on.
	So they've got to bring in the...
	Please.
	And now that Axelrod won't do it anymore, Gibbs is gone.
	The Gibbs thing was kind of funny.
	The president messed up again on that one.
	Let me see if I can find the link.
	Here it is.
	So our favorite spokeshole, Gibbs, is leaving.
	And the president apparently was allowed a moment to speak with the New York Times.
	And he made a statement which I found to be quite interesting.
	President Obama says, Mr.
	Gibbs will remain a close advisor, will continue to shape the dialogue politically for many years to come.
	We've been on this ride together since I won my Senate primary in 2004.
	He's had a six-year stretch now, and basically he's been going 24-7 with relatively modest pay.
	Let's see.
	Gibbs makes $175,000 a year.
	That's modest pay, President Obama?
	And that's modest pay, and you have to remember that...
	He has no overhead.
	He has no overhead, and he must have an expense account that would just make your hair...
	The expense account is more than that.
	And he has a car service.
	Yeah, he's got everything.
	Chopper.
	Yeah.
	Hey, man.
	Modest pay.
	If I was making $170 a year from this show, I wouldn't call that modest pay.
	It's unbelievable that the president is so out of touch that he calls that modest pay.
	Actually, that's what it does indicate.
	He's completely out of touch.
	And he has a wife, so I'm sure his wife has a nice salary.
	But that shows how out of touch he is.
	I have two more, but you want to jump in?
	No, go and finish that off and I just do one thing on taxes and I got one last commentary.
	Oh, good.
	Your taxes will line up beautifully with this clip that I have.
	Once again, from the compromised ABC News, this is where they go.
	Now, this is very interesting.
	They've got, I think, a fill-in guy for ABC this week.
	And so when you have the fill-in guy, he really follows the script beautifully.
	And he has Austin Gouldsby on.
	Oh, that guy.
	Yes, Austin Goolsbee, who is an award-winning debater and speaker, and he is the chairman of the President's Economic Council.
	He's the head advisor.
	Now, did you know, John, that we have a little issue coming up with the debt level?
	Yeah, they have to raise the debt ceiling.
	Right, exactly.
	So two things happen.
	One is this shill on ABC News.
	Well, I'll just play it and then we can kind of laugh about it.
	And then we'll get to the debt ceiling.
	And when someone says, don't do it...
	You know that they mean do it.
	And I think that it's very possible Goolsby is setting some people up for some bad stuff to happen, which will, of course, really make the slaves of the United States and put them in a world of hurt.
	He absolutely supports the other agreements.
	Looking at it, last year, in the supplemental volume of the President's budget, the White House estimated the annual average rate of unemployment for 2011.
	It would be 9%.
	Does the White House stand by that number?
	Will the average rate of unemployment this year be 9%?
	Now listen to this.
	This I think was actually off script because Goolsbee gives him a look like it's unbelievable.
	Like, jabroni, you may be a villain, but you can't be doing smart homework.
	Well, you know, we released the forecast, and I'm impressed you're reading the supplemental materials from the budget last year.
	A little night reading.
	Yeah, normally it's only the no-agenda guys who do that, but I'm impressed you're doing it.
	We issue that forecast every six months, and we'll be coming out with one very soon to update that.
	But, you know, if you look at the private sector forecast, He's flustered.
	He doesn't know how to answer it because the supplemental budget says something else.
	9.8%, it would go down almost a full point average for this year, and you think that's going to happen.
	Shut up, you bastard.
	As I say, if you look at it, we issue the official forecast every...
	Yeah, which is not the supplemental.
	So the bullshit is up front, and that's what you're supposed to look at.
	Shut up, dude.
	six months and it's has not yet come out for this year but if you look at the private sector forecasters they are anticipating and the recent data has been pretty positive that that we get continued recovery we added 1.2 million private sector jobs last year We're still waiting for one more month of data.
	We took the book some more and lied to you about that.
	Or 2010.
	And 2011, we're every bit on the path to start generating jobs.
	We have to.
	I mean, the President's been saying that repeatedly.
	All right, now here it comes.
	This is the...
	And listen to how he's denying it, making it absolutely, turning a negative into a positive.
	There's a big crisis point coming up, potentially, and that is the nation is only about $400 billion away right now from reaching the $14.3 trillion debt ceiling, meaning this spring Congress will have to vote on whether or not to lift that ceiling.
	A number of Republicans, especially Tea Party candidates, have said that they will not vote to do so.
	What economic effects would people see immediately if Congress does not This is really interesting.
	A couple things are being said here, including a number of members of the Tea Party.
	There's no such thing as the Tea Party.
	Right, it's not a political party.
	It's not a political party.
	They're acting like it's a political party, and it's just being used as a blanket statement out there, and it's going to be used to blame people for stuff, and I just find that interesting.
	So the question, of course, is, or I guess what he's saying is, hey, it looks like some of these jabronis from the Tea Party aren't going to raise the debt level, and what could happen?
	That could be bad, right?
	Well, look, it pains me that we would even be talking about this.
	This is not a gain.
	You know, the debt ceiling is not something to toy with.
	That's the...
	If we hit the debt ceiling, that's essentially defaulting on our obligations, which is totally unprecedented in American history.
	The impact on the economy would be catastrophic.
	That would be a worse financial and economic crisis than anything we saw in 2008.
	As I say, that's not a game.
	I don't see why anybody's talking about Playing chicken with the death ceiling.
	Wow.
	That's the meme, by the way.
	That's the exact word everybody uses on every talk show.
	It's catastrophic.
	Catastrophic.
	But I love the playing chicken, I think, is an interesting one.
	And it could be worse than 2008, and this would be horrible.
	Well, here's like 30 seconds more.
	If we get to the point where...
	You've damaged the full faith and credit of the United States.
	That would be the first default in history caused purely by insanity.
	So where do you think that's going, John?
	What's your takeaway on that?
	The Republicans are trying to do some deal, and they're holding this over their heads, this idea of not raising the debt ceiling.
	I mean, not raising the debt ceiling.
	Means we have to go to last year's budget.
	I don't see how that's so catastrophic, to be honest about it.
	You know, you say, no, we're having the same debt ceiling we had last year, which is going out two years in a row, or, you know, by the Obama...
	They keep raising it.
	I guess we need to...
	Well, it's like it's almost $14 trillion, so I guess we just...
	We have to raise it because we're expecting to spend more.
	Is that it?
	Yeah, we're going to borrow more money to spend more money.
	The government, mostly.
	So they're not going to cut any spending at all.
	They're going to just, you know, borrow more money and just keep going in the same direction.
	And they're going to just keep doing that forever.
	And, you know, it's like the quid pro quo that I keep hearing is that they're going to make them do huge cuts in defense and everything else.
	Right.
	Yeah, right.
	So when you hear someone saying...
	Everything negative.
	Especially a guy like Goolsby, who is a very well-trained public speaker, and he was hired for his skill in that.
	Don't you think that he's trying to communicate something else?
	Yeah, probably.
	Just listen to the rest of this.
	There would be no reason for us to default other than that that would be some kind of game.
	I hope we don't...
	We shouldn't even be discussing that.
	People will get the wrong idea.
	Yeah, like those guys on a no agenda show.
	They'll get the wrong idea.
	The United States is not in danger of default.
	We do not have problems such as that.
	This will be lumping us in with a series of He's lumping us in.
	By saying this, he's lumping us in with, like, Zimbabwe, I guess.
	Well, Republicans are talking about, some Republicans are talking about making an issue out of the debt ceiling to force the administration and the Congress to cut spending.
	President Obama himself has talked about...
	All right.
	Anyway, I thought that Goolsby going down that route on the compromised ABC News was entertaining.
	It's weird.
	So there's a lot of weird stuff going on.
	I have an interesting couple of clips that have to do with taxes.
	Because, you know, there was a meme, and I actually had a couple clips on some previous shows that we never went to, but I'm just going to kind of summarize, which is that the best one is from Joy Behar.
	But there's other liberals on the TV that keep saying this, which is that the tax cuts, this is before the thing was passed, there's no evidence that the tax cuts did anything.
	Tax cuts don't work, which is a constant meme, that the Bush tax cuts didn't do anything.
	Right.
	I mean, you can't actually say that under any circumstances because unless you can do a double-blind study, in other words, you give half the public a tax cut and half the public no-tax cut.
	You can't know.
	You can't know what it would have been.
	Yeah, you can't know.
	I mean, it may have saved our bacon for all you know, but this kept coming up.
	Oh, they don't do anything, and it was very scripted.
	So I have a couple of interesting little tax cut issues or commentaries because I've always been fascinated by the Irish.
	They say, well, a lot of American companies want to set up headquarters in Ireland and set up shop there because the corporate tax rate is like 18% and Google's there, Microsoft and Sun and all these other companies.
	But then I realized that the real aggressive company or country is right north of us.
	Play this tax cuts in Canada clip.
	Those Bush tax rates would be extended for everybody, including the wealthy.
	No startling news to our friends up north.
	Canada's been cutting taxes like crazy for years, and on January 1st, cut them again.
	The top corporate tax rates are 16.5% from 18%.
	That would make it less than half our top corporate tax rate of 35%.
	No wonder Canada's markets are soaring up 14.5% last year.
	So the moral of the story may be time for some liberals to quit telling stories and insisting that tax cuts don't cut it.
	They clearly do.
	So I didn't realize that the corporate tax rate in Canada is so low.
	I mean, people keep trying to convince the American public that our taxes are a good deal compared to the rest of the world, and I've never seen any evidence of this.
	Considering the goods and services you get in some of these other countries, the tax is about the same, and you get more goods and services.
	I'm reminded of California versus Washington State.
	Where there's no personal income tax in Washington State, California has a 10% personal income tax on top of the federal income tax you have to pay already.
	And California roads are potholes.
	We've still got potholes everywhere.
	I was waiting for it.
	There it is.
	There's lines of the DMV. And in Washington State...
	In Washington State, it's like the services are so much better, and they don't have this overhead of massive taxes.
	And then the other country that comes to mind, which seems to be taxed to death, is Australia, even though the economy seems to be doing fair.
	And they're drowning.
	But they're drowning.
	And by the way, I do have a clip about that too, because I didn't realize how big that flood was.
	Oh no, it's horrible.
	The Australian flood is bad.
	Play the GST tax Aussie thing.
	Some of the retail stocks as well.
	There's a bit of a furor gaining pace down here.
	This concerning the purchase of goods online.
	Now, of course, if you buy something in Australia at a department store, it is subject to We are seeing
	some weakness for some of the major retailers.
	Maya, though, tracking...
	Okay, here's the question I have.
	And the Australian listeners can answer this somehow.
	But I mean, there's sales tax, there's value-added tax in some parts of the world.
	There's this new goods and services tax that they have in Australia.
	And there are retailers.
	I mean, I don't know.
	I've always been baffled by people who actually like taxes.
	Why aren't the retailers trying to eliminate the goods and service taxes on their sales rather than add those same taxes on internet sales?
	I mean, it's just baffling to me, unless this is a skewed news story because everyone's pushing taxes.
	But I'm always baffled by the media or anybody else promoting more taxes, and that's exactly what this is all about.
	Yeah, I think because I saw the story related to this clip, which I'm glad you found because we have so many supporters in Gitmo Nation down under, that I believe this is going to be used as an excuse for huge firings.
	In Australia.
	And so I think that the focus more is on how do we, I'm not quite sure what the employment laws are, but how do we fire a whole bunch of people and blame it on something else?
	So I think that's where that's coming into play.
	Now, the last clip I have, anyway, that's just my little tax side.
	Yeah, no, it is interesting.
	Now, when we talked about the Australian floods in this country, nobody has really a handle on, you know, what is a flood?
	We have floods in Mississippi.
	We have these, you know, these big floods in areas that are flooded, it's underwater.
	Listen to this.
	I could just say this.
	I don't need the clip.
	But I have to tell you that my jaw dropped when they described the size of the flood in this flood clip.
	Offering aid to help Australia counter its worst flooding in decades.
	Coal and farming industries have been devastated in Queensland as the flood area grows.
	It's now the size of Germany and France combined.
	Australia is big, by the way.
	It's not like this little kangaroo island down there.
	It's like a serious country.
	This is what I call Germany and France combined.
	Completely underwater.
	Why did they throw in Belgium while they were at it?
	They could have easily thrown that in.
	It's unbelievable.
	It's bad.
	That's really bad.
	Yeah, global warming.
	So, a couple things happened.
	I guess we're getting near the end of the show.
	But the pharmaceutical industry had a major PR win, I would have to say.
	They did a really, really good job with their initiative to put vaccination back on the table.
	Yeah, now when this story started to erupt this week...
	Which is, for anyone who's listened to our show has heard this story because it's been all over the news.
	This is another, you know, distraction of the week story.
	It's like this study about vaccinations and autism has been discredited.
	To such an extreme over the years because it's flaky.
	There's no question about it.
	Even if it was accurate, it has not been taken seriously by anybody.
	And they're looking at other data to prove some sort of a link like with the mercury or whatever.
	But the point is that why would a study that they admit when they do these news stories, by the way, that this study is not considered a major study.
	Why are they still working on discrediting it even more?
	What's the logic?
	What's the logic of taking a study that nobody cares about and then bringing it back up again?
	Well, the only reason is to validate vaccination of all kinds.
	Well, if we listen to the CNN story, I think it becomes very obvious why this was pushed to the forefront.
	And by the way, this...
	This story comes from BMJ, British Medicine Journal.
	It's not like the American Journal of Medicine.
	It's the BMJ who, from their website, receives revenue from a range of sources to ensure wide and affordable access while maintaining high standards of quality and full editorial independence.
	The sources of income include subscriptions from institutions and individuals, classified advertising for jobs and courses, display advertising for pharmaceutical and non-pharmaceutical products, events, exhibits, sponsorships, visitor fees, sales of reprints, rights and royalties and sponsorship.
	Separation is maintained between the editorial team and the advertising and sponsoring sales teams.
	Where sponsorship has been obtained for any BMJ content, for example, as a result of an unrestricted educational grant, this is clearly indicated.
	So what was this research that all of a sudden put the vaccine story back on, or has been quoted as an elaborate fraud?
	A journalist did the work, and he came up with the following...
	It's really a non-story almost.
	And you're right, John.
	It was so small.
	And I read the BMJ paper.
	Three of the nine children reported with regressive autism did not have autism diagnosed at all.
	Despite the paper claiming all 12 children were previously normal, five had documented pre-existing developmental concerns.
	I mean, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Right?
	Footnote.
	Brian Deer, this is the journalist, he's not a doctor, the journalist who investigated this was funded by the Sunday Times of London and the Channel 4 television network.
	Reports by Deer and BMJ were commissioned and paid for by the journal.
	No other funding was received.
	So what happened was the Sunday Times of London and Channel 4 teamed up to fund this Research, which it's not refuting the science.
	It's just like the guy went through tons of documents and said, well, this is total scam.
	Like, yeah, it was a sample of 12 kids.
	You're right.
	It's not like a huge deal.
	But if you listen to the CNN report, it becomes clear why this has to be on the table because it's not about the autism.
	It's about you being open for all kinds of vaccines.
	The situation with Will Blitzer.
	I saw this.
	Sorry?
	This blitzer thing, did you catch him at the end where he goes, oh my god.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I think I have the whole thing.
	So this is with Sanjay Gupta.
	Sanjay Gupta, who by the way is also no longer in Haiti, where he could actually, he could be saving people from cholera with a new cholera vaccine.
	But no, no time to be there.
	No, we've got to talk about this important story.
	Well, you know, for some time now, this paper, which came out in 1998, has been under a lot of scrutiny.
	In fact, it was, at one point, the science, the methods was questioned.
	It was subsequently retracted earlier last year in 2010.
	Now they're saying it wasn't just that this was shoddy science.
	They're saying this was deliberately misleading people based on falsifying facts, creating dates, for example, that simply didn't exist.
	Let me give you a couple of examples, Wolf.
	The paper is about vaccines and their connection with autism.
	And specifically what they were saying in the paper was that a child would get a vaccine shot and then within a few days start to develop symptoms that were symptoms of autism.
	When they went back and looked at the dates that the child actually had symptoms, sometimes it was before the vaccine was ever given, sometimes it was in fact months before.
	After the vaccine was...
	Alright, so we get the facts.
	Thank you very much.
	Let's move on to talking about other vaccines.
	So it was just falsified data to try and draw the...
	Interesting, by the way, how falsified data when it regards science of vaccines and autism is a horrible thing, but when it's falsified data about climate, oh, well, it's just some emails and stuff.
	You can't have it both ways.
	You either have to be all over falsified data all the time or not.
	This association between this vaccine and autism.
	And now they're saying, again, not just shoddy science, but downright falsified data.
	So what we're talking about is the so-called Wingfield study that dealt with a connection, supposedly, between a vaccine for measles, mumps, and rubella, and the impact of that vaccine on young kids developing autism.
	But that study was always controversial, but right now, by hearing this new study saying that The original study simply made up these numbers?
	Yeah, it's hard to believe, Wolf, but that's exactly what they're saying.
	Yeah, it's hard to believe.
	You mean like Climategate?
	It's hard to believe that happened.
	In fact, the language was even stronger than that, calling this one of the greatest scientific hoaxes No, no, that would be ClimateGate.
	Really very strong language and a very controversial area.
	Again, the paper, you know, there were originally several authors on the paper.
	Most of those authors actually took their names off this paper.
	Very much like the IPCC report.
	People took their names off the report.
	Over the last several years, and again, this paper was retracted back in February of 2010, but at that time it was retracted because the thought was, well, the methods were not ethical.
	The children were paid, for example, to give blood.
	It wasn't a random study.
	It was specific children were picked for the study.
	Now they're saying this was actually falsified data.
	Obviously a big charge, but it's based on a very long investigation, a six million word investigation.
	He went Looking through all these patients' histories, looking at what happened in the hospitals and trying to reconcile it.
	So all these parents out there who decided not to give this vaccine to their little kids because they were afraid the kids could develop autism, they didn't give the vaccine.
	What do they do now?
	How potentially a danger are these kids?
	What's that?
	Well, I mean, he said, what do they do now?
	And now they're fucked is what it sounds like.
	Well, yes, stand by.
	But the fact of the matter is...
	Not getting vaccinated.
	I mean, you can look at England, for example, where this paper was published, where Dr. Wakefield originally did his work.
	They did see a decline in vaccination rates after the papers were published back in 1998.
	And you saw an uptick in diseases, preventable diseases at that time.
	In the United States, you saw some of that as well, not to the extent in England, but you had pockets of children who were not vaccinated and subsequently did develop diseases.
	What I will tell you is this, Wolf.
	Not saying anything, you know, whooping cough, all kinds of...
	No specifics either, by the way.
	Of course not.
	What's happened today I think is quite shocking in the scientific world.
	But keep in mind that this data, Wakefield's papers, had been discredited and questioned and scrutinized for a long time.
	So why do it more?
	Well, he brings up the United Kingdom specifically because they're really pushing last year's script on the flu pandemic.
	Because now we're all going to die in Gitmo Nation East.
	Also, Gitmo Nation lowlands all over the flu pandemic, the swine flu or Mexican flu.
	The new flu pandemic?
	Yes, the new flu pandemic is...
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	You're talking about the N5 or H1N1? H1N1. The swine flu?
	Now, I have a question.
	You may have heard this before.
	How come all the other flus last like one season and then they kind of dissipate and then they have to give you a new flu shot?
	How come this one, where they made all these vaccines that nobody bought, is still hanging on?
	I don't get it.
	Explain it.
	It's amazing.
	John, I don't understand why you question these things.
	Science!
	And you should not.
	Don't be a denier.
	The science is in.
	Science!
	You need to shut up, slave.
	Take a shot!
	But there's good news for us, John, because there is a vaccine now against cocaine addiction, so we're good.
	But wait, wait, wait.
	Before you do that, you have Blitzer at the end going, oh my god, this is unbelievable.
	I think I have.
	Or it changed people who were concerned about that.
	I hope I have it.
	It changed their opinion.
	So I don't know how much what's happening today will change their opinion either.
	I think that they'll keep saying, well, what exactly causes autism?
	Can you tell me the answer to that question?
	And science can't right now.
	So I think there's still going to be a lot of question marks.
	But I think with regard to vaccines and autism, this is a significant, significant development.
	Ah, shit, I don't have it.
	I don't have it.
	I know, I feel like a...
	Well, maybe I have it on...
	I might have it actually on this one.
	Hold on a second.
	It was beautiful.
	No, it was beautiful.
	It was beautiful.
	He goes, oh my God, unbelievable these sorts of things.
	The situation.
	I might have it on this one.
	Weekday afternoons at 5 Eastern on CNN. I might have it here.
	Well, you know, for some time now, these...
	Nah.
	Ah, shoot.
	Yeah, it was so good.
	It's unbelievable.
	Children are dying because they don't have their shots.
	Maybe if I scroll all the way to the end, I might have Wolfie Boy saying that.
	Let me see.
	People who were concerned about vaccines didn't change their opinion.
	So I don't know how much what's happening today will change their opinion either.
	I think that they'll keep saying, well, what exactly causes autism?
	Can you tell me the answer to that question?
	And science can't right now.
	So I think there's still going to be a lot of question marks.
	But I think with regard to vaccines and autism...
	No, I'm sorry.
	I don't have it.
	It's a bummer.
	Well, we'll hear more of it in the future.
	But this is all about the pharmaceutical industry who don't want to cure people anymore.
	They have come up with tons of vaccines, as I said, I just mentioned, now also in the news.
	So we have the cholera vaccine, which experts now urge vaccination to control the cholera outbreak in Haiti.
	That's been around for a while.
	Yeah, but still, they're very expensive, so someone's got to pay for it.
	Apparently painful as hell.
	Well, someone's got to pay for it.
	Great news, though, over in Gitmo Nation East.
	Swine flu kills animal trainer on Harry Potter films.
	I mean, you can't get a better headline.
	Oh my gosh, I need to get this thing immediately.
	I need to get me some vaccination.
	And then my favorite has got to be the new cocaine addiction vaccine.
	So if you're addicted to cocaine, don't worry about it.
	You can snort away.
	But this new vaccine, which of course is crazy, that's not the definition of a vaccine.
	You're not like putting cocaine into someone to prevent them from dying from cocaine.
	There's no disease vector.
	There's no bacteria.
	There's no virus.
	There's nothing.
	It doesn't make any sense.
	Why would they call it?
	This, I think, is where they're making a mistake.
	They needed a new term because this is not a vaccine by any definition.
	Well, no, they did not need a new term.
	This is exactly what they wanted.
	Vaccines are seen as good, and there's no denying that we don't want polio and stuff like that around.
	But all these new vaccines are – you've got vaccines against smoking.
	You'll have a vaccine against drinking.
	Notice, interestingly enough, there's no vaccine against heroin addiction.
	Yes, or the common cold for that matter, but it's another story.
	Well, this first ever vaccine for drug addiction has been created by combining a cocaine-like molecule with part of the common cold virus.
	So you get a vaccine that turns the immune system against cocaine, keeping it away from the brain.
	Wow.
	That's weird.
	Yeah.
	Sounds like you need a shot of that right now, my friend.
	I could actually use it.
	So just a couple of last minute things.
	They got this new guy taken over from Larry King.
	Yeah, Pierce Morgan.
	I've seen his shows in the UK many times.
	British guy who's not going to go over, by the way.
	The public doesn't like a British guy grilling him.
	So here's one of the plugs.
	One of the questions I guess he asks all the guests when I had to write this one down.
	What is the single most memorable thing in your life that you'd like to relive before you die?
	And I was thinking, if somebody asked you that question, it's like, would the next question be, if you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you like to be?
	What kind of a stupid-ass question is this?
	Now, this guy, of course, is on Britain's Got Talent in the UK. He was an editor for The Sun.
	For many years.
	And he has an interview show in Gitmo Nation East where he sits and interviews a famous celebrity for a little while.
	And I agree with you.
	I think it's gone nowhere.
	He actually...
	He's saying stuff...
	I wish I had a clip of him saying that.
	He said something like, you know, I love American audiences much more.
	You can say much more outrageous stuff on American TV compared to Britain, which I think is patently untrue.
	It isn't true.
	If this guy wouldn't say any of this crap over in England, he'd get vilified.
	He's no Larry King.
	It's impossible to become a new Larry King.
	It just doesn't work that way.
	There's too many channels.
	It's not going to happen.
	I think this guy's actually going to be a total dud.
	And then the last thing I noticed, I was writing stuff down since I couldn't do clips here because I don't have a DVR in the hotel.
	Well, you do have SpectraVision.
	Hopefully you watch some good porn.
	Actually, there's no SpectraVision on this thing.
	There's some other hotel porn lineup.
	Is it good?
	Does it have a full finish or do they cut it off at the end just before the good stuff?
	I didn't look at any.
	I find it to be a scam.
	It is.
	It's a total scam.
	You can get that stuff.
	You know the average number of minutes people watch the porn channel?
	Yeah, it's like four minutes.
	I thought eight.
	It's better to go to Brazzers.com.
	I'm reliably informed.
	I've got to get some of these clips.
	O'Reilly is just the worst pusher of federal government, of all the Fox commentators.
	And just offhandedly, he's just talking to somebody.
	I notice he throws this exact same phrase in every so often, which is, as you know, which of course you always preface something as you know.
	As you know, federal law trumps state law.
	As you know, federal law, Trump said...
	Bullshit!
	That's what I said!
	Bullshit!
	I yell out bullshit when he says it.
	Wow, that's pretty frightening.
	Yeah, that's Fox.
	Oh my God.
	Okay, I have an end of show clip.
	Good.
	Which is Robert Welch, the founder of the John Birch Society.
	Is that Robert?
	Yes.
	Not from Welch's grape juice.
	No, actually, I think it is.
	Oh, really?
	That is the guy?
	That's even better.
	I think so.
	I think the connection is to Welch's grape juice.
	So the end of the show clip will be a speech he did in 1958 where he said there is a group of people who are trying to destroy the United States of America.
	They're doing it from the inside.
	And he lists ten things they will do to destroy the United States.
	And I thought it was very funny because he would basically have been the crackpot of his day.
	And I think it's interesting to listen to the ten things he lists.
	Anything you want to say about the John Birch Society?
	Because I don't know much about them as an organization.
	Well, they were a right-wing extremist group that actually would be close to the middle in today's world.
	It's kind of just a funny operation.
	It was extremely conservative.
	It's still around, though, isn't it?
	Isn't the John Birch Society?
	Not really.
	No, they've dropped off the face of the earth, more or less.
	Hey, in the show notes, tons of stuff about the magic number 33, which is also funny.
	I'm doing that as a separate topic now.
	33 bombs on 7-7 in England.
	Everything's 33.
	33 patients ill in Northern Ireland with swine flu.
	Everything's 33 these days.
	Also, Haiti, the Harvest City, they want to build a floating city off the coast of Haiti to put the slaves there.
	30,000 of them.
	I wish they had said 33,000.
	That would have been even funnier.
	So have a look at that.
	And, of course, everything we talked about during the program, there's just too much.
	Too much.
	We need to do our drive towards 3-3-3, a third show on the 3rd of March.
	We've got to do it.
	And thank you very much for the backup stream.
	That will become the mainstream.
	I think it worked perfectly.
	So, coming to you from Gitmo Nation West, the People's Republic here in the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center, I'm Adam Curry.
	And from Gitmo Nation Lost Wages, I'm John C. Dvorak.
	We'll talk to you again on Sunday for early morning service right here on No Agenda.
	A part of that plan, of course, is to induce the gradual surrender of American sovereignty, piece by piece and step by step, to various international organizations of which the United Nations is the outstanding but far from the only example.
	Now here are the aims for the United States.
	1.
	Greatly expanded government spending.
	For every conceivable means of getting rid of ever larger sums of American money as wastefully as possible.
	Two, higher and then much higher taxes.
	Three, an increasingly unbalanced budget despite the higher taxes.
	Four, wild inflation of our currency.
	5.
	Government controls of prices, wages, and materials, supposedly to combat inflation.
	6.
	Greatly increased socialistic controls over every operation of our economy and every activity of our daily lives.
	This is to be accompanied, naturally and automatically, by a correspondingly huge increase in the size of our bureaucracy and in both the cost and reach of our domestic government.
	7.
	Far more centralization of power in Washington and the practical elimination of our state lines.
	There is a many-faceted drive at work to have our state lines eventually mean no more within the nation than our county lines do now within the states.
	8.
	The steady advance of federal aid to and control over our educational system.
	Leading to complete federalization of our public education.
	9.
	A constant hammering into the American consciousness of the horror of modern warfare.
	The beauties and the absolute necessity of peace.
	Peace always on communist terms, of course.
	And ten, the consequent willingness of the American people to allow the steps of appeasement by our government, which amount to a piecemeal surrender of the rest of the free world and of the United States itself.
	Thank you.
	Thank you to slaves Thank you to slaves Slaves This is your song Thank you!

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