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163: The Heroin Boot And You
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No, people can function normal in society as heroin addicts, but that's what the government would love.
Adam Couring, John C. Dvorak.
It's January 7th, 2010.
Time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination, Episode 163.
This is No Agenda.
Shaking my boots from the jackhammering as I come to you live from the Minimum Security Containment Cell Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation, West San Francisco, California, with cracks on the wall in the morning.
I'm Adam Curry.
And I've got sun in my eyes.
It's hot here in northern Silicon Valley.
I'm John C. DeVore.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
In the morning.
Hey, in the morning to you, Johnny Boy.
So I had to reboot the machine, the router, and the modem.
And your pacemaker.
And it's really helped.
Knock me down.
It varies.
It's going up and down.
I don't know what it is.
Tell us about the jackhammers.
Yeah.
So they're building the world's largest bus terminal outside the Crackpot Command Center in San Francisco.
And, of course, it was kind of quiet over Christmas and New Year's.
Wait, wait.
What?
Hold on a second.
Stop everything.
Okay.
They have a bus terminal already.
Yeah, no, it has to be larger.
I've been to that bus terminal.
It's dead empty 90% of the time, except for the hobos that sleep on the benches.
Yeah, no, they're building, it's a $4 billion project for Phase 1, projected to go to $6 billion, including the high-speed train from Los Angeles.
By the way, you know that the budget for that high-speed train already, without even breaking ground, has already quadrupled.
Oh, yeah.
And there's going to be an entire shopping promenade, which will encompass most of...
I think it's supposed to be from Folsom to Market, literally.
Who's going to go to this, except the bums and the hobos?
Well, it's going to be nice and sheltered for them.
Yeah, that's true.
It's probably a good thing.
It'll be a giant shelter.
And they're also building one of the...
No, it will be the tallest building west of the Mississippi...
Hey, have they noticed that we're in a recession?
I would add a D to that, John.
I would say it's a depression.
And why are they building...
What's the point of this building?
They've got office space they can't get rid of now.
By the way, I was over at the Ziff Davis building, which was on second end, which is in that area, in the neighborhood.
In fact, there's a couple blocks of where you live.
And we're up on the ninth floor.
It's empty.
Then, besides our building is empty, but you can look across at the building across the way, right across the street, and you can look right into the building, and you can see right through the entire building to the building behind it, because this building is bone dry.
There's nothing in there.
I know.
I know there's no one there.
We were just talking to a real estate agent in Gitmo Nation Lowlands.
And she says that, because she rents a lot of office space, she said 40% of all of her clients went bankrupt in the past two months.
And those that didn't go bankrupt are trying to get out of their lease because they just want to work from home.
They can't afford it.
It's like send everyone home, have them all telecommute.
They can't afford rent anymore.
This, by the way, where the government said, oh, the crisis will pass us by.
There's no crisis here.
nothing's going to happen whatsoever.
We're good. - Don't look over here.
Nothing to see here.
Ooh, look at that!
So, um...
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's horrible there.
Well, we got a lot to talk about, about Europe, and I will finish the conversation about the jackhammering, but first, why don't we just get to the...
The only thing we actually have to do in this show is announce our executive producer for episode number 163.
Indeed.
Okay, let me start by...
I caught you off guard, as usual.
Yeah.
You shouldn't have caught me off guard.
Meanwhile, on the Twitter, Bergeau says, What an awesome day!
Snowed in with friends, and I've got no agenda to boot.
Hey, there you go.
You should have a no agenda snow party.
That sounds like a winner.
I think we could use one here.
Yeah.
You know, we haven't had snow in the San Francisco Bay Area since 1972.
Yeah, don't hold your breath, because it's a coming.
Sometimes it lands up on the hill.
Okay, our number, we have an executive producer and three, I believe, associate executive producers.
Wow, okay.
Who's our executive producer for this weekend?
Our executive producer is Timothy Tillman.
From Lynchburg, Virginia, T-I-M-O-T-H-Y Tillman, T-I-L-L-M-A-N, who decided to round off all his donations and become a knight.
Ah, fantastic.
By giving us $650, so he was going to be hard to beat as executive producer this week.
And he is now officially a knight?
Yeah, he's also a knight, so he's got a double...
He double dipped.
And we...
And we have something special coming up for the knights, right?
They're going to get the free CD? Yeah, when we get the...
I'm working on putting all the shows on CDs and DVDs, and we're going to send out...
They're going to be for sale for people who may want to listen to all the shows and they don't want to download them because it's tedious.
And also, we'll have autographed versions available.
Yes, and t-shirts to go with that.
And this is real, right?
Because you've actually started to do this.
I mean, this is not just a promise.
I downloaded all the shows last night with a script.
And I didn't realize it's going to take about 8 gigs.
So it's going to take a couple of discs.
Yeah, so it will have to be...
Also on CD, so people who have normal MP3 players can just throw it into their CD players.
But you're going to do actual high Fidelity audio files.
They're going to be the exact same files you've posted.
Right.
I don't know.
Your postings are not that high.
No, they're not.
No, they're 64 kilobits.
They sound good, though.
They sound good.
Well, except for your part.
Your part sounds like proof.
I'm blaming Comcast.
Okay, Associate Executive Producer.
$279.95 coming from Daniel Eckert.
Daniel Eckert.
In St.
Charles, Illinois.
And we'll plug him again during the normal.
Thank you very much, Daniel.
Plug Ola.
And then we have Todd Simons, S-Y-M-M-O-N-S, from 8 Mile Plains, Queensland.
Oh, okay.
He gave us $222.22, and he also sent me an accounting, and he's now a knight, too.
Wow, fantastic.
So what are we up to, like 10 or 11 knights now?
We're getting there.
And then we have, finally, at the $251 level, they say on PBS all the time.
Yes, oh yeah.
Hey, John, who do we have at the $251, $32, $794 level?
Yeah.
We have the $251 from Greg Birch.
Hey!
He's in my second hometown of Port Angeles, Washington, and he is, and anyone who lives in the area should go to him.
He's a dentist.
Oh, that's right.
Now, you guys had a conversation, actually, on email, which I want to talk about later on in the show.
Well, thank you very much to Timothy Tillman, who is our executive producer for episode number 163, and our associate executive producers, Daniel Eckert, Todd Simons, and Greg Birch.
As you know, all of you can put this on your resume.
I will point out, those of you who have converted to knighthood, which, of course, includes Timothy and...
Did Todd also convert to knighthood?
The knighthoods were, yes, Todd, Timothy, and we actually have a third, but they didn't manage to get into the producer.
So we have yet another, well let me just do a special mention for a new knight.
Who's that?
Our old buddy, Stephen Pelsmacher.
Stephen Pelsmacher, alright!
He made it, excellent.
So, anyways.
Congratulations.
And as you know...
So our ranks are growing!
Yes.
I do want to point out that becoming a knight is not just an honor.
It does have its responsibilities that it carries with it.
This is very analogous to a gypsy ring.
You do have to make yourself available when the crisis hits and when the New World Order takes over.
You essentially become a haven of last resort for other no-agenda producers.
So we have them all over the world now, and if you're in deep trouble...
We have some cots available.
Yes, there will be cots and cheese sandwiches.
And so there is a responsibility that comes along with being a knight, but we certainly appreciate what everyone has done, and that's great.
Did you hear the phones ringing during the telethon there in the background?
No, but we need to have some sound effects from now on.
It has to be an old-fashioned Bakelite phone.
Yeah, of course.
Otherwise, it's no good.
You still there?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, yeah, so they're jackhammering away.
I don't know what they're doing.
I really don't get it anymore.
But literally, the Crackpot Command Center is...
And they've stopped now.
They probably will listen to the show.
Yeah, that's where they get their publicity.
Yeah, that's right.
Hey, the PR machine is cranking up.
Curry and Dvorak are talking about us, man.
We need to get our budget for the world's largest bus terminal.
It should be on a map, like the world's largest ball of string.
Well, of course, if they're saying that, they're lying, because the world's largest bus terminal does exist, and it's in Sao Paulo, Brazil.
I don't think they're actually claiming that.
Oh, you're claiming it.
Well, it's pretty damn big.
I went into the world's largest bus terminal in Sao Paulo, Brazil.
And it's big.
Because, you know, they don't really have trains in Brazil.
Everything's buses.
So wherever you go, you're going on a bus.
And they have triple.
You know, there's double those bendy buses that are big, long ones that are double?
Yeah, sure, sure.
They have triple ones in Brazil.
And in the main part of the town where these triple buses, it's like one, two, three buses.
You know, there's three giant things.
They're huge.
They have their own street.
They have their own street or their own lane?
It's kind of a lane, but it's a lane you can't get into, you can't really cross into.
It's pretty dedicated.
It's more like a train track that you can't drive on.
Really?
So no matter what happens to the traffic, which can get pretty miserable, these buses fly down this lane.
Do you hear now they're backing something up?
I mean, you're going to be hearing noise throughout the entire program because it's really just gotten that bad.
Didn't our East Coast Research Division send some kind of link about buses?
I'm looking through my notes right now.
They did send us something, though.
Hold on a second.
Let me just see if I can find that real quick.
We might as well have a nice segue into something now that we're at it.
Give me a second.
Was it something bus-related, you mean?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he had something bus-related.
Hold on.
It would have been from Carrie, right?
Here it is.
Oh, yes.
Oh, right.
No, no, it wasn't buses.
It was business.
I'm sorry.
He sent a link about the TSA having released an iPhone app.
This is great.
The TSA has released an iPhone app that uses...
So you have to register when you fire it up.
It's free, but you register with the TSA. Yeah, this is a good idea.
And it uses geolocation.
So you can take a picture of whatever crap you're in at the TSA. And I like this for a specific reason.
So if you're in a really long line or whatever, it'll then encode your...
They don't want you taking pictures, though.
Well, this is the whole point.
I can't wait to travel.
And I'm just going to take a picture of one of these guys and say, I'm sorry, I'm using the official TSA iPhone app and I have a complaint about you.
And then send it off.
And then see what they do.
I mean, this is sanctioned by them.
It's called On the Spot.
Really?
TSA on the spot.
I missed that memo.
That's hilarious because they don't want you taking pictures.
iPhone users can simply download the survey on the spot free from the app.
This is how screwed up...
Did you see that Ed Rollins...
If anyone gets a chance...
I'll post it on the blog.
They should read the Ed Rollins editorial.
It's great.
TSN, not Napolitano.
It's called The Case for Firing Janet Napolitano, which is, of course, what we immediately said after the crotch bombing affair hit.
We said, you know, how come someone is not being called to account?
Someone needs to either resign or be fired.
And it is a great op-ed.
It's on CNN.com.
And he says, you know, why have we as Americans spent billions of dollars, inconvenienced our lives, and lost many of our own freedoms?
And in spite of the fortunate outcome in Detroit, is this next decade going to be one in which Americans lose more freedoms?
It's like, you know, we spend $75 billion a year on all this stuff.
It was supposed to be fixed.
We built the whole Department of Homeland Security, which Janet Napolitano runs.
And it's not, and you can still stuff shit in your...
I'm sorry, I'm trying to work on my words.
You can stuff stuff into your crotch and get through, and so she should be fired.
And he's absolutely right.
Yep.
Anyway, so...
It's actually very good, and he goes into more kinds of interesting comparisons that...
Yeah, he does.
It's a very well-written op-ed.
So anyway, I would suggest you get a copy of this survey on the spot from the Apple App Store.
Here it is.
System will identify the airport they are departing from and allow them to begin a survey.
Interesting.
Well, I think we should...
This is a very good development.
I think you need to be taking pictures and filling out surveys on the spot, and if someone queries you as to why, you say, hey, this is the official TSA app, okay?
I'm approved.
Am I supposed to do this?
Yeah.
Yeah, everybody should get, who has an iPhone, which is most of our audience, everyone should get this app, and then when you go to take an airplane, start shooting pictures with the app, because the TSA told you to.
I would do a printout of something, find the document, I mean, looking at a couple of things.
Find a document, an official document from the TSA, or get a letter.
And then when they question, you pull a letter out and say, look.
Here it is.
I'm official.
And if the TSA was smart, they'd give you a badge to go along with the app.
An iron-on.
An iron-on patch.
Inspector.
Citizen inspector.
Speaking of apps, there's a new release coming out of Pocket No Agenda.
Which I don't think is hit yet.
And there is yet another new No Agenda iPhone app, which I tried out yesterday, of which a portion of the proceeds go to this program.
Interestingly enough, the developer of this application, and of course the link will be in the show notes at NoAgendaShow.com, I'm going to put a whole subsection of all the No Agenda apps.
Interestingly, when he submitted his app to the iTunes store, they rejected it, saying that he could not put into the description that half of the proceeds were going to this program.
Which is good.
That's good?
No, it's good that half the proceeds...
No, no, that's good, but isn't it interesting that Apple doesn't allow that?
Well, that's because what would happen, you know why?
Yeah, because then they'd have to check it.
10% goes to the World Wildlife Federation.
Viber, you know, they would inundate Apple with Tony Bologna charities.
What I like about this app, though, is that you can actually log into the IRC chat room while playing the stream in the background.
Not bad.
It's very cool.
I'm reading a Wired article on this TSA app.
And I think this is going to get some traction and you're going to ban this thing you watch.
Send me a link to the Wired article because I have a different link.
I want to make sure I have as much as possible in the show notes, which is a part of the service we provide here.
Yeah, show notes, people have to realize that the show notes are absolutely that Adam does.
He can't get enough kudos to those show notes because they will become great source material, although a lot of those links will be dead because of the nature of the internet.
But the show notes are fantastic.
Thank you.
I enjoy doing it, actually.
It's kind of fun.
And you know what?
It's also educational.
It is, I'm sure.
Yeah, the connection has deteriorated somewhat, but we'll get through it.
We'll survive somehow.
But I still think you're running some illegal porn outfit there.
Something's wrong.
Well, maybe somebody outside is.
I'm not sure.
I've got to check my...
Although I have encryption on it.
I don't know.
Maybe.
So, we talked briefly about Greg Birch, who donated, and is an associate executive producer.
There was an interesting email thread.
I guess Greg is a dentist, or a DDS. There's a funny Seinfeld episode about that, I think.
So he's a doctor of dental services.
What does the S stand for?
Sciences?
What is DDS? What does it stand for?
Doctor of dentals is surgery, I think.
Oh, surgery.
Okay.
And by the way, very important.
And of course, him being an oral professional, he had a lot to say about my comments on fluoridated water.
Oh yeah, he lambasted you.
Yes he did, and although I appreciate what he's saying, What struck me as highly interesting is that you actually jumped in on this thread and said, yeah, I don't see any evidence of any foul play.
I like the criticism.
That's not what I said.
Now you're putting words in my mouth.
Okay, what did you say exactly?
I said I tend to agree with you.
No, you didn't say that either.
I tend to agree with him, not you.
You want to know exactly?
You didn't say that either.
Okay, what did I say?
Okay, you said, I see the exact same facts as you do.
Okay, I see the exact same facts as he does.
I was just amazed, John.
That's not the same as, I don't see any evidence of foul play!
Yeah, but it sounded better when I said it.
Well, yeah, from your perspective...
Interestingly enough, that's the way I read it.
You have to, of course, look at what he's saying.
He's saying that fluoride is natural.
It's everywhere.
It's good for you.
Yeah, of course, too much is a bad thing.
But my point that I'm trying to make is why should there be fluoride in the water at all?
I mean, can't we just have water?
Why can't we just have water without lithium?
Why can't we have water without Prozac?
Well, I think the real problem is all these drugs that are going to be in the water.
They can't do anything about it.
They're not going to be in the water.
They are in the water.
But the fact is that most water has got all kinds of weird stuff in it naturally.
I mean, because you can go buy a water distiller and just drink distilled water that's got nothing zeroed.
I don't think you can remove fluoride and other contaminants that easily.
Does it have to go through reverse osmosis or some process like that?
No, the distillation process isn't going to boil off the floor.
It is a salt.
So here's what's kind of interesting.
I was reading this thread, I'm thinking about it, and we buy bottled water.
Of course, there's everything to be said.
I know, I know.
But what's interesting is that if you really look into the water that you purchase, the source of that water in 80% of the cases is tap water.
Well, if you're buying the stuff from Coca-Cola.
No.
If you buy Calistoga water, it comes from a hole in the ground.
What do you think about the machines that make water out of condensation in the air?
Yeah, what about them?
Do you think those are going to be good?
I guess they're okay.
I mean, you know.
A lot of that condensation comes from sweat, you know.
That's hot.
But also, even if you take a shower with fluoridated water, it gets into your system, too.
I mean, it's not just what you drink.
Okay, you don't like fluoride.
We get it.
Yeah, but I just don't want it in the water.
I don't want government putting it in and saying it's good for me.
I just don't like it.
I don't like the idea.
What else could they be putting?
Look, we don't trust the government on a million different things.
I just think you're kind of cavalier about what's in the water.
Yeah, well, you're probably right.
I agree with you, too.
I'm very agreeable today, by the way.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, next time, put that in your email.
By the way, I agree with Adam, too.
Bastard.
All right, where do you want to start?
You want to start with some drugs?
Drugs?
Yeah, I could use some.
So, I've got a little theory going on here.
Now we know that the coke supply in the United States has been severely tainted.
There was a report, I think we talked about in the last show, a report that came out that the cocaine in San Francisco, 90% of it, is now contaminated or cut with the deworming drug, which of course will kill you.
In addition to that, this is just phenomenal, By the way, I have to make a report.
Sure.
There's a train going down the track.
Nice.
And it is a...
I haven't seen one of these for years, by the way.
It's still going.
It's been going on for a few minutes.
It's like...
It's just heading down to about five minutes.
It is all oil tank cars.
Oh, it's the Taggart Express.
These are things that are called...
In the refining business, it's called a virtual pipeline.
And I've never seen one this long, which is a good sign, by the way, for the economy.
Unless these things are dead empty.
But you can tell, by the way, when you watch trains all your life, whether they're pulling an empty load or not.
I mean, these are loaded with something.
Nope, it's done.
I missed the caboose.
Well, John, thank you for that report.
I'm just telling everybody in case you're following this kind of thing.
Back to the blow.
That may have been the bottom of the economy right there.
Just passed by.
Okay, so a couple of things to look at.
One, we have enormous contamination of the current coke supply in the United States.
Now, of course, this does not come from the military-protected poppy fields in Afghanistan because that's where the heroin comes from.
Enter another piece of data.
You'll recall that as a part of the pharmaceutical vaccination scams that are coming, there are multiple projects underway to create a cocaine vaccine.
Yeah.
I thought that was already out.
Isn't that thing already available?
Well, they've been testing it.
Yes, it's available in limited quantities, only if you're on board with the program.
And so it's called TACD. It works by preventing cocaine from entering the brain, thus stopping the user from getting high.
However, as it turns out in these tests, it does not stop the cravings leading some test participants who received the vaccine to take ten times as much cocaine afterwards in hopes of overriding the vaccine to get high.
So, now, but there was another one.
You have to ask yourself a couple of questions.
One, why take the vaccine in the first place if you're still strung out on cocaine and you want to keep using it?
Well, that's a very good question.
They should have a cravings vaccine, not a cocaine that doesn't attach itself to the neurons vaccine.
That's some crap.
That's interesting.
Well...
Well, maybe this will help, because from New York City, there's a pamphlet that was sent to me.
I have a PDF of it, which of course will be in the show notes at NoAgendaShow.com, Curry.com, Dvorak.org, slash blog.
It is 10 Tips for Safer Use of Heroin.
The title of the pamphlet is Take Charge, Take Care.
Get help and support to stop using drugs is the first page, but however...
Here are the top ten tips, and the pamphlet is nicely illustrated, John.
Tip number one, let's do it from the bottom up like Letterman.
Ten, ask for help to stop using.
Nine, get help for depression.
Eight, get tested and treated for hepatitis.
Seven, know your HIV status.
Six, take care of your veins.
Five, prepare drugs carefully.
Four, heal.
Use new syringes.
Three, don't share.
Two, treat an overdose.
And number one, prevent an overdose.
Because we want you to be a user that is alive.
We don't want you to die on us.
But literally, they've got like...
Who put this out?
The drug...
The dealers?
This is coming from...
No, it's from New York City.
Here, call 1-800-LIFENET. At 1-800-543-3638 or 311.
Now, as you know, Mayor Bloomberg in New York instigated this whole, you know, whenever you need something from the city or if you have a complaint about the public transport or whatever you need, you call 311.
So it's being put out by the city of New York.
And literally here it is.
Tip number five.
Prepare drugs carefully.
Wash your hands with soap and water or hand wipes before you start.
Make a clean placemat from a newspaper.
Use fresh tap water or sterile water tubes from your syringe exchange program, of course.
And that's literally in there.
Draw up the water from a clean container.
Use a new cooker every time.
And don't touch the inside.
Drop the cotton directly onto the cooker.
Don't touch it.
Wipe the injection site with alcohol and allow the area to dry and use a clean...
This is unbelievable!
Yeah, but it makes so much sense, John.
Get rid of the Coke or have the Coke users die because it's unsafe and get them hooked on our government-protected Afghani poppy heroin.
And I think, by the way, that if you take that cocaine vaccine, which doesn't do anything for the cravings, and you take 10x as much cocaine, you've got a good shot at dying.
Yeah, I think so.
Would you like to learn how to take care of your veins, John?
How do you take care of me?
Well, I take care of my veins by leaving them alone.
Well, if you really want to take care, take charge, shoot correctly to avoid infection and collapsed veins.
I'm getting all queasy just reading it.
Don't blunt your needle.
These are like drug terms that I've never heard of.
Don't blunt your needle by poking a hole in your sterile water container.
Warm your body by jumping up and down to show your veins.
Find the vein before you try to inject.
Tie off to make your veins visible.
Don't dig for veins.
If you don't register, pull out and try again.
How did you get this?
It's from New York City!
No, I mean, where did you get it?
Did it come in the mail?
No, one of our producers emailed me the PDF. Let me see if there's a get info on the PDF. That's always interesting to see who created it.
Hold on.
Who created it?
How are they distributing it?
I guess they're just throwing it.
No, they're printing it out, of course.
Hold on.
Let's see what the info is on the file.
Hold on.
How do I do that in this crazy Apple program?
Doesn't it have view...
Doesn't it have info?
Oh, show inspector.
That's probably it.
I think he probably scanned it for me, now that I look at it.
I don't think there's any other info.
Author, no.
About the process on the blog, too.
Okay, so, but, uh, my favorite tip under tip six is only boot once or twice in one shot.
I don't even know what that means.
What does that mean?
I don't know!
Well, some in the chat room must know.
There's gotta be some heroin.
We must have a couple police that listen.
There's gotta be some heroin addict who can help us.
Don't boot.
What does that mean?
I don't know, but...
It's a computer term.
So, um...
So they're using what's termed in the police work as argot.
Argot?
Which refers to street lingo that is only known by the cognoscenti amongst them, amongst those drug users.
So anyway, I think that pretty much...
Really, once again, just verifies another little chunk of my theory that the government wants to get you off of coke, or kill you, or get you onto heroin, and keep you on it, and keep you safe.
Yeah, well, heroin, a population that is loaded up on heroin, which is functional, people are functional on heroin, and But they're somewhat docile.
Are they really?
People are functional on heroin?
I mean, I have no experience with it, so...
I was at...
When I was at the University of California, we got a lecture about this.
I actually took criminology, believe it or not.
Of course.
Of course it did.
They dropped a whole course of study at Berkeley, but they had it when I was there.
Now you can date me.
So anyway...
Yeah, yeah.
Apparently, heroin users can function fine.
They stabilize as an addict.
You won't even know.
I mean, there's people working at the office.
In fact, I would guarantee there are people working at the media office.
Who are on heroines?
That are on heroin.
No!
Get out of it!
Get the front door!
You can't tell if somebody's on heroin.
Unless they're out and out bums or something.
But no, people can function normal in society as heroin addicts.
But that's what the government would love.
By your theory.
Oh my goodness.
Well, I need to find out who they are.
We can find what boot means.
Let's have an all-hands meeting for a moment.
Hey, everybody.
Who's on heroin right now?
I just have a little question about what boot means.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, no one in the chat room appears to know, although Sigma does say that it is probably related to the fact that a syringe has about two gigabytes of RAM. So...
Oh, we laugh.
Wait, here it is.
Mainlining a drug into your bloodstream, drawing back the syringe to refill it with blood, and then injecting it back into your arm.
I'm going to throw up.
God.
This is making me ill.
They don't want you doing that more than once or twice?
Yeah, no more than twice.
Don't boot twice.
What is the point?
You know, I get really queasy.
I'm not good with needles.
I would be a very bad heroin addict.
Here's a quote for you.
By the way, now that you brought up a point of information, we do need to find out why people boot at all.
Would you just eject the whole load and go home?
If you're telling me, John, that people function fine in society, and that probably people who I employ as we speak are on heroin, do you think Robert Gibbs is on heroin?
Well, you know, I always thought he was on something that took up his nose because he seems to be permanently adenoidal.
I mean, somebody's talking like this for the whole, like they have a cold all the time, and they just seem to have this kind of sound, and they laugh a little, but they can't laugh.
You know, nothing's coming out of their nose.
That type of sound seems to me to be somebody that starts sticking things in their nose.
Wait, Mickey might know.
Hey, babe, come over here for a second.
Have you ever known anyone who was on heroin?
Yeah.
And do they function normally?
No.
There goes your theory, John.
Oh, she's just talking about her crazy friends.
John's saying that there's probably people at Mevio who are on heroin.
No.
No.
She says no.
You don't know what you're talking about.
I'm just telling you.
Check it out.
Do some more research other than, you know, Mickey's...
What?
What?
Offbeat friends.
What are you offbeat friends?
That's nothing to do with her friends.
I'm asking her a scientific question.
She's not a hero...
She's not in the milieu of heroin junkies.
No, but she is, you know, she was one of the people...
She's from Amsterdam.
Thank you, baby.
That's the only right answer.
She's from Amsterdam, dude.
Amsterdam doesn't strike me as a heavy heroin plate.
Are you kidding me?
They have a complete methadone.
They have the methadone bus.
Are you kidding me?
It's like the heroin capital of the world.
What are you talking about?
I'm just telling you what book learning has taught me.
Here's a quote for you.
Within the next generation, I believe that the world's leaders will discover that infant conditioning and narco-hypnosis are more effective as instruments of government than clubs and prisons, and that the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking and that the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by Quote from Aldous Huxley in a letter to George Orwell congratulating him on the publication of 1984.
And so I just lumped this all together, John.
We've got our...
Okay, well, I got an addition to that then.
I got a little neuro-linguistic programming for you.
Okay.
Hit me.
So you have the clips there, right?
Yes, I do.
So on Anderson Cooper, they have this guy that comes on, and he's like the expert.
My son actually found this clip for me, and he...
Hey, by the way, your son works at Mevio, and I think he's on heroin.
That'll be the day.
The...
He's like the maniac about his brain health.
Yeah, I don't know.
He might be booting more than once, dude.
So anyway, well, he always wears...
He doesn't have long-sleeved shirts, so there's your...
You can prove there's nothing there.
Yeah, he does it between his toes.
Anyway, on with your story.
So, uh, he...
There's a...
Cooper's talking to this guy.
We're talking about Muttalib.
And he says, uh...
The cross-bomber.
This commentary and the way, uh...
JC interpreted it as well.
Here's an interesting...
This is propaganda to get people to think that civilian courts are better than military courts.
Right.
And in the underlying thesis, then I added to it that the underlying thesis may be that this will be the...
You know, this is to get people geared up for the crazy case they're going to have against that one horrible sheik, whatever his name is, in New York City.
They're bringing him out of Gitmo and they're going to try him in New York City.
Then I listened to it again, and then I found the neuro-linguistic programming propaganda piece in there.
I want to see if you can identify it.
Play it.
For terrorism since World War II, we don't know.
Not one that has resulted in a conviction like this.
Absolutely.
In a case like anything like this, not at all.
So, I mean, I think when you talk about choosing between the two, you have to remember that we have a very tried, very effective federal criminal justice system, and nothing comparable in the military system that's been proven to work.
But even if you had a military tribunal system, you couldn't get more information out of him, because he's not talking, and presumably we're done with waterboarding in this country, and having said he didn't want to talk, that would be respected.
End of story.
So in fact, in terms of what we really care about, getting more information, you wouldn't get information either way.
David, we talked about accountability last night.
Did whoever you talked to in the White House today talk about anyone actually being held responsible, being fired for...
So the whole thing, of course, is one big neuro-linguistic programming exercise where you start by saying, remember, this is fact.
But I think what you're referring to is this piece.
That would be respected.
That one.
No.
If you listen to it two more times, you would get what this subtle piece of propaganda is in here.
And it is really a beauty.
Why don't you hand it to me and we'll play it again.
Waterboarding works.
Ooh, shoot.
Let me just find that piece.
Well, see, I got after waterboarding.
He said, he won't talk.
That would be respected.
I'm like, uh, okay.
Let's see.
In the military system, the subtle propaganda that's stuck in here is waterboarding works.
Let's listen.
It's been proven to work.
It's been proven to work.
Oh my God, John, that's awesome.
One more time.
In the military system, that's been proven to work.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Very good.
Now, take the whole thing again because they slipped the waterboarding thing in.
At first, they got that in your mindset and proven it works.
They're talking about the court system, of course.
Yes.
And then they say, you're not going to get anything from the guy because presumably waterboarding is illegal now.
And he never follows up with a clause that should say, of course, that doesn't work anyway.
He doesn't do that.
There's information to be had from this guy, but we can't get it because we can't do waterboarding.
That is what the overall message is.
And it also has the assumption in it, built within the structure of the sentence, That waterboarding works.
So play the whole thing and people can now understand what they have to deal with when they listen to CNN or anybody else.
Terrorism since World War II. We don't know.
Not one that has resulted in a conviction like this.
Absolutely.
In a case like anything like this, not at all.
So I think when you talk about choosing between the two, you have to remember that we have a very tried, very effective federal criminal justice system and nothing comparable in the military system that's been proven to work and upheld by the courts.
But even if you had a military tribunal system, you couldn't get more information out of him because he's not talking and presumably we're done with waterboarding in this country.
And having said he didn't want to talk, that would be respected.
End of story.
So in fact, in terms of what we really care about, getting more information, you wouldn't get information either way.
David, we talked about accountability last night.
You know, it's really interesting because you almost don't hear it.
No, you don't.
I mean, unless you really point it out.
You just kind of gloss over it.
But yeah, it's been totally...
Waterboarding works, John.
And Avatar is a great movie.
Don't root more than once.
I mean, what I find abhorrent, and I think any time we take these clips, you can find, especially on network TV and the cable stations, and I don't even know if they're doing it overtly, because they may have been convinced that waterboarding works, and then the message becomes subliminal, even within the commentator.
But it's when you listen to this stuff more than once.
The problem with television, of course, is not like when you write something, you analyze the writing as you're reading it, and you can go back to another paragraph.
I mean, linear writing...
It's much harder to do.
You have to be a real expert.
You've got to be good at it, for sure.
You've got to be better than good at it.
But with television, which is the stuff that just blows by you, and you never get to reconsider it because you don't care to.
And the only reason that we even run into these things is generally by accident, like this one.
I mean, I wouldn't have caught this normally.
I would have just paid no attention to it.
But once I made the clip and then listened to it...
Because I was going to cut the clip down.
I said, oh my god, there's the messages that's hidden in there.
And TV, that's all TV is.
Yeah, well, of course.
I mean, television, mainstream television, I will point out.
I mean, there's a lot of stuff going on here.
I was just watching, we were watching the other day, it was a Dick Wolf show, and it was, I can't remember, it was, I mean, everything is to condition you I think even the outrageous stuff like V. Has that been cancelled yet?
Is that off the air yet?
Guys, you know, that's a good question.
I don't know.
I think we're on a hiatus.
Yeah, the hiatus, exactly.
They're conditioning you for the fact that it's coming so that you'll be kind of ready for it.
And then, how often do we talk about CSI Miami where...
You know, the belief is exuded upon you that this DNA stuff, and they can search the database, and within three seconds, they've got you.
And face recognition is my favorite.
There he is!
Oh, yeah.
And so if you take that in combination with the fact that apparently everyone's on heroin and booting more than once, if you take into that the legal drugs that are being peddled upon us, and this report...
That the rate of children aged two to five who are given antipsychotic medications has doubled, according to a survey, in the last couple of years.
Doubled.
Two to five years old.
Two to five years old!
They're just ruining their brains.
But I saw this happen with my stepbrother.
And, you know, he was an overactive kid, you know, and he was, like, excitable.
Yeah, a lot of kids are excitable.
It's not an uncommon phenomenon.
Don't plug them.
They've been this way for all of history.
Yeah, we used to call that a horrible kid.
We used to say, oh, it's that terror child.
He'll grow out of it.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, most of them do, and they become people, and they laugh about it when they're older.
Right.
Remember when you were such a shit?
That's what my parents said.
I'm glad they didn't put me on Ritalin.
So they put this kid on Ritalin.
I get a call a month from the Amsterdam police saying, hey, we picked him up.
He was dealing E or whatever.
He's in all the wrong circles, completely messed up.
And you talk to him, the guy's like, he's messed up because of these drugs.
So add to that then all this programming, which once you take away the pictures, anyone who is booting no more than once, John, can at least hear the subliminal messages that are in there, and even that's hard for us.
Then it's so clear that...
Yeah, we probably catch about one out of a hundred.
Oh, yeah.
We're really being conditioned.
I've changed some of my thinking over the past couple days, and I wanted to run this by you.
So let's just step away for a moment from the theory of the New World Order and the evil elites who want to essentially kill us all, which has pretty much been my mantra.
John, you probably, like I, have many times met someone who's incredibly wealthy.
I mean, I'm not talking like what I used to be, like $10 million, but I'm like wealthy, $100 million plus.
You've met these people, right?
I personally know a number of billionaires.
Right.
By the way, none of them will give us any money.
No, of course not.
But have you ever noticed, and for Gitmo Nation Lowlands, here's someone, Nina Brink would be someone who falls in this category.
When you're around these people, the way they treat other people is abhorrent.
Do you know what I mean?
It depends on the person.
I find there's a variety, but many times they're pretty patronizing.
Patronizing, but as if the people around them, particularly if they work for them, are less.
And I'm not talking about people in positions of power like a vice president of a company or a CEO. I'm talking about people who have absolute F you a million times money.
They really do not care about other people who are in their service.
Would you agree?
Yeah, well, I think, generally speaking, that's true.
They're very disconnected from the general public in particular.
And if you're ever on the street with one of them, the difference between you, for example, who you should mention to our listeners that you haven't got much money, you are a generous...
A person.
Because if you have one of these in San Francisco's crawling with, you know, homeless hobos and whatever, And I still use those terms, by the way, hobo and bum.
Yeah.
Instead of housing challenged.
They're housing challenged.
They're down on their luck.
Yeah.
And you always say, hey, buddy, you got a nickel?
You always give them five bucks.
I mean, you're just...
I, by the way, do that now, too.
Oh, that's very nice.
That's good.
And I do the five buck thing.
I just say, well, Adam's a big deal.
Adam's a big deal.
Also, like yesterday, we were looking to export an Apple address book into an Excel file, which is impossible.
And a quick Google search, and up pops this little app some guy created, and he made it available for free.
And he says, donations are always welcome.
So I popped the guy $20 for my PayPal account, and he's like overwhelmed.
I was like, dude, thank you.
Thank you for your effort.
Here's $20.
Yeah, well, it saved you $20 in effort, that's for sure.
That's a hell of a lot more than that.
Are you kidding me?
No, I know.
Right.
People should realize that, you know, because Bill Gates collects all the money and all you're getting is a word processor that's been rehashed a million times.
Now, so now, the people that you're talking about, if you were on the street with them, they're very...
Nervous around a homeless person or anything, and they won't give them any money, that's for sure.
And where it's institutionalized, which is in Great Britain, where the class structure is extremely rigid, and if somebody catches you giving somebody a handout, you're scorned and scoffed.
You're scorned by the public at large, including the working class.
So let me move on with my theory.
Let's presume that, of course, what they really care about is their money, right?
And I have to say, even having been somewhat rich, people are always out to get your money.
There's always someone with some idea and some cool investment scam, and everyone's always trying to get your money.
But you get into this psychosis of people are out to get my money.
So of course what you immediately start to do is think about how can I get more money?
And I'm thinking of our...
We've had some reports we did just on the previous show or the one before that where the investment profile of our congressmen and senators, they're making on average 12% bigger returns than anybody else because, of course, they're on the inside.
Let's just presume for a moment that all of the people who have the money power...
People are involved in every single scam they can be involved in on an investment basis, which for me kind of explains why Wall Street is doing so gangbusters.
So let me elaborate.
The policy for the financial system was put together by the bankers.
Bankers doing great, getting billions of dollars in bonuses.
We had the swine flu scam, which of course benefited pharmaceutical companies.
We have the crotch bomber, which of course is benefiting all kinds of institutions.
And when we get to the crotch bomber on the show today, I can actually give you some names.
I won't even tell you who because you'll freak out when you find out who's behind some of these millimeter wave scan systems.
Is it possible, John, that just everything that is happening to us right now is all because of, like, the health care bill?
We know that this has been written by the insurance companies and the big pharma.
This is no secret.
This is not for our good.
And they just try and try and try again to continuously do new things to place their bets on Wall Street and to make gobs more money.
Well, there's that.
But I think you might be overlooking another little nail in the coffin of evidence that you're creating here.
If you think about Bernie Madoff and all the I think?
Because it was always assumed that he was doing something a little shady.
They didn't know it was a Ponzi scheme.
So basically, he was just presenting himself like any other sleazeball on Wall Street doing, you know, it's a secret, I got a black box.
And so they wouldn't even notice a Ponzi scheme when it bit him in the ass.
And that's why a bunch of these Ponzi schemes, and the only reason these things fell apart is because the economy fell apart.
So you have Stanford, that guy Stanford, and then you have Yeah, but I think these guys, John, I think they are just links in the chain.
They are the sleazeballs.
They're kind of the slime of the super rich.
They can go into that so easily because everybody is on a kind of a, they all have a scam mentality, and you can't see the trees in the forest.
You can get taken real easy.
And what happens is the people who want to be in that upper echelon with the people, like actors who've got a little bit of cash and just people who want to be up there, someone who saved a couple million dollars over the course of their lifetime.
Hey, I want to be up there too.
I want to play with the big boys.
So he's basically just taking advantage of this.
And I guess that is, in a way, a very elite group of people.
And we've seen, I think you made this point, a government job used to be kind of like, well, you can always go into government, at least a steady paycheck, and you'll do something good for the country.
And now it's become a great place to be because you get rich.
Yeah, you make more money in the government than you do in the private sector.
And the retirement benefits are much better.
Do you remember...
You're like this.
Do you remember a guy named Chertoff?
Yeah, Chertoff.
Yeah, I know he went into one of these security companies.
Yeah, I know.
He went into one of these security companies.
Yeah.
Perhaps the company that is selling...
Now, of course, Chertoff was...
Was he not the director of Homeland Security?
Yeah.
Yeah.
In 2005, I believe.
So, yeah, he went into these RAPISCAN systems, and he's selling them.
He's involved in the scam.
There's a whole bunch of other people.
There's more technology-based lobbyists on K Street in Washington than there are for the pharmaceutical industry, apparently.
They were ready for this.
They were so ready.
Well, somebody had to move those crazy milli-wave devices.
Those things are crap.
Yeah.
And how's energy prices doing?
And by the way, we have to remember that where the guy had the explosives, you wouldn't have seen it anyway.
So let's just break into this immediately, of course.
By now, everyone's heard or read that these new scanners actually violate child pornography laws because you are taking pictures of minors naked.
And make no mistake...
And there's a couple links in the show notes.
The pictures that you're seeing on television and in newspapers that show kind of this fuzzy image and, oh, you can't really see it.
No, no.
You can zoom into a pimple on somebody's ass.
This is real high-tech stuff.
And, of course, we were already prepared for this with Terminator 3, where Arnold Schwarzenegger walks past one of these airport scanners, except he's flying to Mars or whatever, and they see, you know, right through, you see his bones, of course.
But we were already conditioned for this to happen.
And people are now starting to go, oh, well, this is kind of weird.
And I'm like, this is what you deserve.
Anyone who has ever said in their life, well, you know, I have nothing to hide, so I think security is a good thing.
Well, now you do have something to hide.
And your kids, I don't feel good about the fact that some TSA goon is going to be looking at my daughter naked.
I just don't like it.
It's not okay.
Yeah, and they're going to be laughing about it.
Tracy Ullman's got this weird show that she does on Showtime, and they're just short little sketches.
Yeah, this is where The Simpsons launch from, from that show.
It's a great show.
And so she plays a black security person, TSA, and talked to one of her pals about how, you know, Coolio went through this, that middle wave scanner, and he's got a big swan.
Man, that picture went all over the office.
You got to see the size of it.
You know, if anybody thinks, who's ever worked in the government, if anybody thinks that all this, don't worry about it.
It's going to be in a different office.
It's going to be in the back.
It's going to be only one secure person who's ever going to see this.
You know, all this nonsense is bogus.
No, no.
Let me tell you what's going to happen.
No, no.
Here's what's going to happen, John.
Of course, pictures will leak out.
And it will be of a celebrity.
Listen, hear me now, believe me later.
Pictures of a celebrity, it'll be Angelina Jolie.
On TMZ. Yeah, on TMZ, exactly.
They will be leaked.
So everyone will have these pictures.
We'll all be like whacking off to these naked pictures.
And then, of course, they're going to have a huge investigation, and they're going to find the culprit, and they're going to throw them in jail, and we're really serious about your privacy.
They're going to do this.
I mean...
Guaranteed.
And how could you not?
I mean, look at the buffoons who are running the security checkpoints.
Notice the word checkpoint.
Of course they're going to.
If Angelina Jolie goes through one of these things, I'm like, screenshot.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Because the TMZ will probably pay $1,500 to $2,000 for that picture.
Yeah.
It would be worth $50,000.
Please, it would be worth much more than that.
So where this is all headed, because of course, we're not going to have to submit to rectal scans, although that is one solution.
But something we talked about probably a year ago on the show, the technology is already there, it exists, we've just kind of forgotten about it.
Here's how it's going to go.
When you want to fly, you will be issued a security ID bracelet, which will be put on your wrist, and it will include a taser device so that if you're out of order, they'll tase you right on the spot.
We'll have air marshals with a box, very single to my jingle box here.
In the morning!
It'll be like, oh, that's Dvorak and 3F. Sorry, had to tase him.
That's what's next.
You're going to be wearing security bracelets, and of course, that is the next step.
I don't think this is ever going to happen.
You can go off on the deep end with this, but I will have to say, this actually has been proposed, and there are devices that you describe available.
Yeah, I'm telling you, this is going to happen, and the next step will be just chip everybody.
That's the obvious next step, and this is all part of...
Some form of plan.
We don't know what.
I haven't been given the documents.
People are crazy!
I haven't been given all the documents, but I've been reading a lot, and it's pretty interesting.
So yeah, I think it's...
I think when you look at this crotch bomber, it's probably more than one group who are in the know on it.
It has to do with energy on one hand.
It has to do with now, of course, we know that President Obama visited Gordon Brown in the midst of a snowstorm, which I want to get back to.
And they've been discussing Yemen.
And Gordon Brown came out and said, yep, you know what?
We're behind you.
We know Al-Qaeda.
It's Yemen.
Oh, Yemen, Yemen, Yemen.
There's a clip floating around that somebody sent me.
I don't know if I blogged it or not, but it's of Joe Lieberman on one of the talk shows.
This is months ago.
Months ago, before any of this happened.
Talking about, yeah, Yemen's going to be our next target.
We're going to attack Yemen.
This is pretty much known fact in Washington.
Let me see if I can find this.
So Lieberman, you know, says, you know, so Lieberman's are, I mean, I don't know, I think you let us step out and I guess nobody called him out on it, but then all of a sudden, Yemen, Yemen, Yemen, you know, this guy...
Here it is.
I think this is the clip you're talking about.
Lieberman, if we don't act preemptively...
Hold on a second.
When is this from?
This is from...
Now that's...
Well, let me see.
This is from Fox?
We've got about a minute left, and I want to ask you both a quick question about Yemen.
This is not the first time that we have seen possible ties between Yemen and terrorism.
We've got the U.S. with Obama attacking airstrikes in Yemen, on the other hand.
That's not old.
That's pretty recent.
Actually, this is maybe it.
And it's because they mentioned these airstrikes.
The airstrikes were taking place long before the...
Okay.
Let's rock it.
Let's rock it.
The Obama administration sent six Guantanamo detainees back to Yemen.
Your thoughts about Yemen and what the U.S. role should be, attitude should be, towards that country.
Yemen is a hot spot.
We need to do everything we can to work with that government.
Who's this guy?
We have about 90 Yemenis left in Gitmo.
They should stay there.
They should not go back.
I love how he just says, Gitmo.
To Yemen.
If they go back to Yemen, we will very soon find them back on the battlefield.
Hookstra.
Going after Americans in other ways.
That's Hookstra, whoever that is.
Stoodstra.
Stoodstra.
And Senator Lieberman, final 30 seconds.
Well, I agree with Pete on this.
I know the President made a promise that he'd close Guantanamo because of what it represented in world opinion, but today it's a first-class facility.
It's way above what's required by the Geneva Convention or our Constitution.
It would be a mistake to send these 90 people back to Yemen because based on the past of what's happened when we've released People from Guantanamo, a certain number of them have gone back into the fight against us.
Yemen now becomes one of the centers of that fight.
I was in Yemen in August.
When I was in Doha.
We have a growing presence there, and we have to.
Special Operations, Green Berets, Intelligence.
We're working well with the government of President Saleh there.
I'll leave you with this thought that somebody in our government said to me in Sanaa, the capital of Yemen.
Iraq was yesterday's war.
Afghanistan is today's war.
If we don't act preemptively, Yemen will be tomorrow's war.
There you go.
It was all set up.
Yeah, it was all set up.
Everybody's somehow connected.
We don't know.
This Muttalab was actually connected to that one, there's some cleric in Yemen who's a target of all this.
So everybody that does anything is now somehow, you know, the Fort Hood shooter, who we don't, seems to have taken a leave of absence, was talking to this cleric, and the cleric told him, I should just shoot people.
And then now the Muttalab guy, he's...
Somehow, who, by the way, looks and seems like a complete idiot.
Oh, yeah, he was being trained by this guy, too.
But there's always Yemen, Yemen, Yemen.
I mean, this thing is just a setup.
And I think, and I still believe, and I think it's going to come to four eventually.
They have found some serious oil or a new technique to drill under Yemen and go tap those Saudi fields.
And don't forget the Yemen Liquid Natural Gas Company, which came to fruition.
You know, everyone needed to complete the contracts by August.
They were running a little bit late, so they had to, like, kick some ass in there.
And Gordon Brown has announced an international meeting in London at the end of this month to discuss Yemen, and he said Britain will participate in a joint US-UK anti-terror program in the country.
The meeting is to run in conjunction with a planned conference on Afghanistan aimed at meeting the military involvement of the European countries in the increasingly bloody U.S. occupation.
Good job.
Good job, guys.
Perfect.
And they're going to move the war zone from the Afghanistan thing.
I don't know how they're going to get out of it.
I think they're going to pick a couple more batches of poppy seals, put their guys in place, and then get out of there.
But you notice how they use the same kind of terminology to discuss all the Yemen issues.
Which is, you know, the code is Tribal Areas.
Tribal Areas, yeah, very good, yeah.
And you see, oh, Tribal Areas, so what, every country that we're going to be has these so-called out-of-control tribal areas.
But that's also neuro-linguistic.
What tribes do they have in Yemen compared to, I mean, Afghanistan has like all kinds of ethnic issues.
Yemen is just, if you look at, I don't know, yeah, there's a bunch of rough country out there, there's no doubt about that, but is that really the same kind of tribal area?
Well, no, John, this is, this is, Are you still there?
Because you're cutting up and out.
No, I'm just...
Yeah, go ahead.
They're just cutting.
No, it's okay.
We're good.
We're good.
So the whole thinking process behind using words like tribal area is to continue to convince through neuro-linguistic programming the viewers, because listeners can kind of get through this, the viewers, that there's just a bunch of ragheads running around in the desert on camel jockeys, These are civilized countries.
They've got cell phones and iPods and iPhones.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, of course they do.
Iran, the same thing.
You have no idea.
Iran is filled with beautiful young people.
70% of the country is under 30.
And they're technologically advanced.
The most published language on the Internet is Farsi.
You have to keep this thing alive.
Look at what you're seeing on television.
All you see is desert.
It's just a desert.
Who gives a crap about people in the desert?
According to Times Online, U.S. forces in Afghanistan should brace themselves for up to 500 casual cheese a month this year, according to a retired American general, that would be Barry McCaffrey.
Who was the most decorated general in the U.S. Army, conducted field assessments of the U.S. military performance in Afghanistan in 2003 at the request of the U.S. military.
$500 a month!
Of course they're expendable.
Who gives a shit?
What the crap?
It's alright.
We're going to make more money.
So I'd like to get into the crisis that has hit the world over the past month, John, but before we do so, I think we need to take a little sidestep here to ask people to support our endeavors as we need to figure out what boot means.
And how to boot no more than twice.
We need lots more time for research, and of course, we need three times the amount of money as we got last year.
This is pretty much our drive, our New Year's resolution, and we need the help from our listeners and producers to help us with that.
And some of them are doing that, and we're highly appreciative, so could you please tell me, give me a rundown of some of our fine listeners who have donated to the program.
Yeah, I want to mention a few people.
I'm just checking off the ones that we got.
We got a few $50 donations.
I just want to ring their names off.
Starting...
I just have to exit off.
You cut me off.
You came in premature.
No, we're actually like about 10 minutes late.
The show's taking forever then.
Yeah.
Okay.
John Johnson II, who, by the way, him and a few other people, these are the people that gave between $50 and $100.
John Johnson II, $56, $78, he and a few others only gave money, he says, because of this fantastic compilation of clips I did at the end of last week's show.
Which was fantastic.
I have to give you props for that.
It was a great compilation.
We missed a few things, even.
If we had collaborated, we would have done even better.
Well, yeah, those are just my clips.
I didn't have any of yours.
Dan Homer of Haslet, Michigan.
Travis Wynn, who's on a Knights program from Hemet.
Justin Fiore, who, I hate to say it, but he gives you kudos for getting him to read, and you don't have to bring it up now.
No, no, but...
Atlas Shrugged.
Yeah.
James...
Atlas Shrugged.
By Ayn Rand.
James Briscoe 76 95 talking about something called three kings day What system says some nice, but sure to say Merry Christmas to people in the Ukraine because I guess yesterday was Christmas for them or today Yes, that is three kings day and people walk around.
There's crosses on the doors and stuff.
I've seen that.
I don't know what it is It's a big religious thing.
Ragnar Daneskold, R-A-G-N-A-R-D-A-N-E-S-K-J-O-L-D in Belfast, New York.
Michael Rieger, Vancouver, BC. Mike Westerfield, of course, on the night's program.
Tristan Lennon's on the night's program from Wagga.
And then we have a message here from Paola Valencia Juarez, who's in Zurich, Switzerland, but she's actually a Mexican girl, she says.
Greetings from a Mexican girl in the Swiss watch industry.
The donation is what I would have spent for a birthday present For my friend Federico Borigo, you can send him my greetings.
So instead of buying Federico Borigo a gift, we give him a hello.
All right, Federico, happy birthday.
Was it a birthday or just a gift in general?
Just a love offering.
Birthday present.
Birthday present.
Happy birthday.
That's very nice.
Thank you.
Chris Harrison in Wimbledon, London, gave us $91.81.
That's Wimbledon.
Not Wimbledon.
It's Wimbledon.
I said Wimbledon.
Skype made it sound weird.
Wimbledon.
He says, this is a good one.
People should pay attention to this one.
This is like giving us a little bit left in your PayPal account, which they're going to take away from me anyway.
He went to lunch, a big group lunch, a big Christmas lunch for company lunch that he expected to be paying, chipping in like everybody else.
And it was going to be like $91.81.
And then his boss got generous and picked up the whole tab, so he sent us $91.81.
I thought that was nice.
Sam Ellers in Smyrna, Georgia.
Mike A. Kaddick in Stowall, Victoria, Australia.
John Phillips in Waco, Georgia.
And Niels Martens in Lubick, Georgia.
Lubeck.
Lubeck, Germany.
And then we have people who went above and beyond the Call of Duty, which includes $279.95 from Daniel Eckert, who is one of our associate executive producers from St.
Charles, Illinois.
Steve Pelzmachers, who finished up his knighthood thing with it.
Fine $182.15.
I guess he gave up on the Van Damme thing.
Zandam.
Yeah.
$650 from Timothy Tillman from Lynchburg, Virginia.
And I mentioned Niels Martin.
I think that covers it.
Yep.
So we, of course, also appreciate everyone's donations on the $5 a month program.
Those are really important.
Even if you donate a significant amount of money, please consider jumping on the $5 a month program.
That's our base.
It'll probably at this rate take another five years before that base is actually sustaining us in any manner whatsoever.
By the way, there's a couple of websites I forgot to mention.
Pirates.
Piratesweek.info.
And also, one of our guys from a couple of weeks ago mentioned that we didn't mention his website, johnphillipsphoto.com.
J-O-N-P-H-I-L-L-I-P-S. And I think we should stop calling it dollars.
Why don't we just call it credits?
Because that's what it's going to be eventually anyway.
So we'll just say 50 credits.
Yeah.
Thank you.
And the five-credit-a-month program is very important.
And we recycle it.
We recycle it to bums and hobos, to software engineers.
I donate to...
We pay bills.
No, I pay bills, but I also...
If there's a site that I use a lot, like whatreallyhappened.com, I donate to them all the time.
And it all pays dividends to the show.
Of course it does.
And that's the point.
We're not...
Well, the fact of the matter is there are no hookers anymore.
No good-looking ones, that's for sure.
Noagendashow.com or dvorak.org slash NA, or for those of you who are blocked from some of those sites due to your own Gitmo governments, channel dvorak slash NA. This, of course, is the program...
I was going to say this is the program that has a very simple formula and we're about to do it again.
My formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
So John, I'd have to say that, and we've ourselves have been guilty of this, we've kind of made light of the weather recently.
Of course, we have record cold temperatures from China.
It hasn't been this cold in China for 40 years.
We have record-breaking cold snaps.
They call it a snap in the mainstream media.
It's just a snap.
And by the way, and don't forget, we have heard, I want to mention the people out there who are the warmest.
We have heard this before.
Weather is not climate.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
It's fine.
Because I don't care.
The joke we've been making, of course, and that is kind of funny, is like, ah, you know, so these guys are doing global warming, climate change summits in the middle of blizzards, and ha ha ha ha.
But this is an absolute crisis.
An absolute crisis that is being overlooked by many and it's just kind of brushed aside because this is a horrible time.
It's always a horrible time for any type of record temperature up or down.
We have unbelievable amounts of crops being destroyed by these temperatures.
Oranges, strawberries, fruits and vegetables grown in the southern states of the United States being destroyed by record cold temperatures.
Something like snow in Florida is going to ruin the orange crop?
Oh yeah, of course.
But not just snow, but of course, it's a huge problem.
In the United Kingdom...
Which is completely...
They have the military out, by the way, saving people from their cars once again.
The National Grid issued its second warning in its history, stating that the nation's gas supply was running out.
People are hoarding food.
Thousands of stranded vehicles.
There's avalanches.
China is...
There's not a lot of...
Reporting, but massive snowstorms.
They're worse than actually 60 years.
Military coming out there as well to help people.
There was a train.
1,400, 1,500 people were trapped in a train.
South Korea, worst snowstorms in their modern history.
So, you know, you cannot deny that this is very challenging, and particularly when it comes to food.
So I'm going to follow some of the, well, follow the money, of course.
That leads us immediately to...
As Fortune Magazine.
Was it Fortune or Forbes?
Forbes Magazine.
Yeah, of course, Company of the Year, because these guys, they make all kinds of fantastic genetically modified fruits and vegetables and seeds and stuff and pigs and you name it.
They've got all the patents, and I'm sure they'll have all kinds of stuff that will be able to sustain these cold snaps.
But this, of course, is not a coincidence, John.
In fact, I should...
Coincidence?
I think not!
I take you back only a few weeks ago, before all of this started, before we had these record-breaking low temperatures.
What was the beginning of this?
It was marked by one event, which of course was passed off as something else, nothing to see here.
What was that one event, John, that took place just before all of the snowstorms hit from Copenhagen to China?
Well, I would think of COP15, but you probably have something else in mind.
Well, you will recall the extremely strange spiral...
Oh, right, the spiral in the air.
...over Norway.
So, a little bit of research...
The spinning rocket.
Yeah, well, it's a so-called spinning rocket.
A little bit of research will show...
That the High Frequency Advanced Oral Research Program, better known as HAARP, H-A-A-R-P, which is located in Ramfjorden, Norway, was of course where this beam came from.
And you can look at it on Google Map and there's lots of links in the show notes.
You can see that...
So what we're doing here is that we just gave our plea for no agenda funding, and now you're going to crackpot part of the show with the crazy theory.
Well, I don't think...
Yeah, you can call it crazy, but the HAARP facility, which of course is based on a lot of Tesla's research, is rumored, and I'll just say I believe in these, to be able to affect weather.
And the reports that I'm reading is that what actually took place, and you could look at the timeline.
This spiral shows up.
Oh, it's just a rocket that spiraled out of control.
Actually, they've been cropping up all over the world.
These have taken place in China in last year.
We had this really weird, looked like a cloud-busting exercise over Russia.
But all these kind of spiral type things, and we're not quite sure what they are, and oh yeah, it's a Russian rocket, blah blah blah.
No, actually this is the HAARP program.
They're testing these things out.
They're firing up their whatever you want.
I'll just call it a laser.
But actually what has taken place is it punctured a hole in our thermosphere, in the Earth's thermosphere, allowing thermal inversion of the exosphere.
And this is what has caused this enormous, I won't call it climate change, I'll call it change in weather, that is delivering all of this horrible, horrible, cold weather to almost the entire planet.
And so I think that it's totally possible we'll see snow in San Francisco.
Now I think personally that this is probably...
We're set up to help companies like Monsanto, again going back to the idea that incredibly rich people are gambling and hey, it's a nice little set up.
We'll bring Monsanto to the forefront, call these guys great, we'll call them the company of the year, and oh, and they're going to save us because all the crops are gone and we clearly need to have genetically modified food.
But you might want to Google Project Bluebeam.
I'm sure you're from Bluebeam.
Bravo Echo Alpha Mike.
Project Bluebeam.
It is pretty much coincidental.
Coincidence?
I think not!
Project Bluebeam calls for exactly this type of occurrence in the sky.
And it is a setup to a complete takeover of world economies.
I'm not going to get into all of Project Blue Beam right now, but you do need to Google this.
I put a pretty good video into the show notes, noagendershow.com, curry.com, dvorak.org slash blog.
Take a look at that and tell me if the coincidence is just too big for you to actually ignore.
This is not by accident.
There's tons of information about Tesla-style weather control that is also in the show notes.
In fact, our friend Zbigniew Brzezinski, in his book Between Two Ages, wrote...
Technology will make available to the leaders of major nations techniques for conducting secret warfare, of which only a bare minimum of security forces need be appraised.
Techniques of weather modification could be employed to produce prolonged periods of drought or storm.
This is all a part of somebody's plan.
Well, you know, it's an interesting thesis.
I don't know where you got this idea of a thermosphere.
Where did that come from?
Okay, let me find a link for you.
The thermosphere, hold on, you caught me off guard there, but I was more or less prepared.
The thermosphere, according to, well, my source of course is Wikipedia, so take that with a grain of salt you wish.
It's still the top result on Google for everything.
The thermosphere is the biggest of all layers of the Earth's atmosphere directly above the mesosphere and directly below the exosphere.
Within this layer, ultraviolet radiation causes ionization.
The International Space Station has a stable orbit within the upper part of the thermosphere between 320 and 380 kilometers.
Auroras also occur in the thermosphere.
Is that good enough for you, or is Wikipedia now also not good enough for you?
Oh, well, there you go.
And then the exosphere, that's the uppermost...
And I know...
The reason I'm saying that is because I'm looking at the HAARP project, one of the HAARP project websites, which is run by one of the universities, the University of Alaska, apparently, which I sent you a link to.
And they're showing some of the effects of this thing.
They don't really explain what the point of it is.
Premier facility for the study of ionospheric physics and radio science.
And it seems to be more of a project to discover ways to...
Yeah, communicate with submarines or some crap like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Ever hear of an extension cord?
I mean, you don't have to be blasting energy.
This is like gigavolts or gigawatts or gigabytes or whatever of energy.
But if you read up on Tesla, and of course Tesla had already developed wireless electricity.
And had a tower up by Niagara Falls, which was burned to the ground, along with a lot of his research, was burned, literally destroyed by the U.S. government.
Go ahead.
I mean, that's all over the place.
I'm not saying anything that is out of the ordinary here.
The guy was on to something.
And this research, of course, was not ignored.
And it's being used.
And it's quite possible that there is...
This could lead to the disclosure of our communication with extraterrestrial bodies.
Oh, brother!
I'm telling you, it's going to happen this year.
Obama's going to say it.
You hear it here first.
So looking to a harp, I've always found it interesting and kind of left it alone, but dude, there's a lot going on with electricity and wavelengths, and there's a lot of stuff I think we just don't know.
And I still am looking for a reason for this whole cleaning up of the television spectrum.
You can't be like testing harp and blowing everyone's TV signal out of the water.
There's lots of stuff that's happening here.
Lots of it.
Alright, well, that'll qualify as the protection.
But for sure, yeah, so we don't get too to the head.
But for sure, for sure, for sure, for sure, there's going to be a major food crisis if this cold weather keeps up.
And we're all just kind of overlooking it like, ooh, okay, and even we are making jokes about it.
Like, ah, okay, whatever, you know, it's global warming, ha, ha, ha.
But we've got to be really careful about this stuff.
Wow, what is that?
Do you hear that?
No.
Oh my gosh.
Well, people who listen to the podcast, it's like the whole house is vibrating now.
It's probably from the harp.
Maybe that discourages you what he thinks.
So here's a story.
This is a, uh, another thing that's kind of caught my attention.
Because I know that this is planted, you know, this is a part of that Yemen thing, you know, that it kind of scares us to keep, you know, there's an underlying, uh, attempt to keep Gitmo open, and they're doing a really good job of it, by the way.
But I got the biggest kick out of this article, uh, It's an AP article.
One in five terrorism suspects released from the Guantanamo Bay prison have returned to the fight according to a classified Pentagon.
How classified was it?
Yeah, and sources who did not want to be named A classified Pentagon report expected to stoke an already fierce debate over President Barack Obama's plan to close the military prison.
Okay, so I'm reading this.
So I know that they came up with, I know when they went and had a meeting, because you've been in these meetings.
Well, what are we going to do?
Well, you know, these guys are going back.
Let's let five Yemen guys go back and see how many of them join the fighting.
And so they said, you know, because we can bring in this recidivism problem that you always have with anybody in prison.
They always end up back in jail.
So, Jones, go figure out what the recidivism rate is, you know, from Americans and Americans in American prisons.
Well, it happens to be 70%.
Exactly.
So you know the guy came back and said, 70% bosses, 70% bosses.
70%?
That number is too high.
You have to make up something lower.
That's funny.
Anyway.
It's more mind programming.
The meeting that I'm sure took place.
Do you have two clips left?
Do you want to roll those out before we...
I've got a story I want to discuss.
Okay.
Cool.
A Houston mom has been accused of flying to Canada to lure a 16-year-old boy from his home after allegedly having an online sexual relationship with him for more than a year.
Lori Prince appeared in a Houston courtroom Wednesday after being arrested a day earlier when the 42-year-old returned from Canada.
Okay, they bring this up.
She's not facing sexual assault charges because the age of consent in Canada is 16.
Used to be 14 until recently, by the way.
Houston prosecutors charged her with two counts of online solicitation of a minor and one count of enticing a child with the intent to commit a felony.
What was the felony?
With the intent to commit a felony.
What's the felony?
An intent.
An intent.
She's in the legal age.
She's floating around Canada.
What jurisdiction do these people have?
It turns out that the United States has jurisdiction over your sexual life wherever you are in the world.
If you're anywhere and you're doing something that is, you know, there's actually a law in the books, I'm surprised I didn't bring this up, that you can't go overseas.
Like, say you fall in love with a, you say you're 25 years old, you fall in love with a 16 year old in France, or you go to France and you fall in love with her and you come back to the United States and you go back to marry her or have sex with her.
You're violating the law that says that no American can leave the country to have sex with anyone under 18.
Thank you.
What kind of laws are these?
That's weird.
So this poor woman goes to Canada, she does whatever she does in Canada, and she gets charged here for what she did in a foreign country that was totally legal.
And she didn't even do it, it was intent.
Wow.
And is that just for Canada or any country?
Any country.
Well, I will repeat my assertion that all of these child pornography laws are only put in place to protect the true pedophiles who are in the government!
They're in the government!
Yeah, that's been your...
And there's a lot of evidence to suggest you're correct.
Go look at the Dutroux files, please.
I'm afraid to even put a link in the show notes to it.
You can Google it.
You'll find it.
How do you spell it?
D-U-T-R-O-U-X. Dutroux.
I've read those files.
It's gross.
It's shocking.
And at the forefront of that, the Dutch government.
The Dutch government.
Yeah, this is what got you kicked off the air in Holland.
Yeah, they shut down the station.
The whole station was gone.
The whole station is gone off the air.
The whole company is bankrupt.
Which the Harp Bond, by the way, this stuff.
And they fired you, and then shortly thereafter, the station was shut down.
Oh yeah, completely.
Bankrupt.
Their license was revoked.
Their financiers pulled out.
Everything all at the same time.
Boom.
So anyway, so meanwhile this woman is in court now.
Which of course, and the real problem about all of this is, because it's endemic, one child molester will protect the next one and they bring them in, and so before you know it, it's a whole nest of them running departments like the Ministry of Justice.
So then you are blackmailable.
That's the real problem.
So then the criminals...
Who, of course, they've got all the goods on all these people.
And this goes up to heads of state, royalty.
And there's enough evidence to really not think I'm completely off my rocker when I say this.
Then you've got these international criminals, or even lower-level criminals, who don't even have to go to jail anymore.
They say, hey, dude, you're going to throw the book at me?
Why don't I open up my mouth about what you're really doing over there in Turkey?
Or what you're doing down there in Eindhoven?
Or what you're doing over there.
Yeah, why are they having these great big meetings constantly that keep floating?
It's like a floating crap game.
You know, they're having, okay, we're having our next meeting in Rio.
Then we're going to have our meeting in Lima, Peru.
And then we're going to have our meeting in Johannesburg, South Africa.
And then we're going to have our meeting in, you know, some middle-of-nowhere Russia.
And then we're going to have our meeting in, you know, everybody ever wonder why they keep moving these meetings to the weirdest places?
I mean, there's no reason to have an international meeting of all these heavyweights in the middle-of-nowhere Africa.
It's ridiculous.
Just so a couple African guys don't have to spend as much money to fly there?
I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
I would like to play one little clip for you, John.
I only have one.
Yesterday, I think it was yesterday, you may have missed it, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger gave us the state of the state.
And Mickey was blown away when I was queuing this up before the show.
She's like, what?
What?
Him too?
What?
If I had to summarize in one word our focus for the coming year, it would be the word priorities.
We have to get them straight, and we have to keep them straight.
The first priority for the coming year, obviously, is to get the economy and to get jobs back.
Wait for it.
Jobs, jobs, jobs.
There you go.
And listen to everyone applaud.
Oh, yes!
He said it!
Jobs, jobs, jobs!
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Yeah!
Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs.
I'll bet, I'll bet, I'll bet.
It's all over the place.
Yeah, I know.
We caught it first, by the way.
Yeah.
For people out there who are wondering why they're giving us donations occasionally.
Because we catch this stuff so early in the game because all we do is look for memes and deconstructions that we can do.
Okay, so I got one.
I have two clips left.
We don't have to play them both, but one of them is a healthcare ad.
That is promoting the House bill, and we did some research last night on figuring out who produced this thing.
It's healthcareforamericanow.org, and it turns out to be...
By the way, I don't trust it, but when you do a who-is and you get one of these anonymous who-is companies...
Oh, yeah.
You know, we can't say who it is.
Well, why is that?
What are you hiding from?
So we dug it up.
It was...
The Tides Foundation, George Soros, S-E-I-U, the usual suspects.
And also, but the main company that actually put the thing together, we don't know who they are specifically, but their address is on K Street.
Which is where all the lobbyists are.
All the lobbyists are there.
So we figure it's some...
I don't know what it is.
But the ass stinks, so we don't have to play it.
You can play it if you want.
Yeah, we do.
Let's play it.
Why not?
We might as well do it.
Hold on a second.
Did I just...
We're on the verge of historic reform.
A major step forward for America.
Let's make sure the health care bill is as strong as possible.
Under the House plan, we'll be offered good coverage at work.
And we won't pay a tax on our health benefits.
If you're self-employed or between jobs, you'll be able to afford insurance.
And you can keep the benefits you have now.
We're at the finish line.
Tell the President and Congress, choose wisely.
Right.
Tell the President and Congress.
And of course there is going to be attacks on the so-called Cadillac plans.
So there is going to be attacks.
And Nancy Pelosi even was throwing Obama under a bus about that the other day.
Yeah.
She's like, well, he hasn't been extremely straightforward about lots of things.
Wow.
Wow.
Well, he hasn't.
She's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure she has her own agenda for saying that.
Yeah.
Something.
She didn't get enough of something.
I don't know.
Who knows?
A little note that an AP report that came out that I have not seen on mainstream news anywhere titled, Very Quietly, Obama's Citizenship Case Reaches the Supreme Court.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I thought that was dead in the water.
Well, apparently not.
This is AP, Washington, D.C. In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama's qualifications for the presidency, the group...
There's nothing to see here a moment.
I can see where this is going.
Don't look over here.
Nothing to see.
The group Americans for Freedom of Information has released copies of President Obama's college transcripts from Occidental College.
Released today, the transcript school indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Sotoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate as a transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court order received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate as a transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with The transcript shows that Obama, Sotoro, applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship.
So I'm just going to skip forward about blah, blah, blah, the White House pissed off, blah, blah, blah.
Justice Antoni Scalia...
Announce that the Supreme Court agreed on Tuesday to hear arguments concerning Obama's legal eligibility to serve as president in a case brought by Leo Donoforio of New Jersey.
This lawsuit claims Obama's dual citizenship disqualified him from serving as president.
The case is just one of 18 suits brought by citizens demanding proof of Obama's citizenship or qualification to serve as president.
So, it is now before the Supreme Court simultaneously Reports saying, coming from a veteran member of the White House Press Corps, that the Obama administration has made it known through White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs and other White House communications officials, certain questions posed by reporters who cover the White House are off-limits.
On the banned list...
Questions about Obama's post-Columbia University employment with Business International Corporation, BIC, a global financial and political information company reported as a front for the CIA, by the way.
And there also, here it is.
White House Press Corps members have been quietly told any questions related to BIC. Obama withheld records while he was a student at Occidental College in Los Angeles from 79 to 81, or his records at Columbia are forbidden.
So the press is now being forbidden by the Ministry of Truth to ask questions, and of course right along with that would go the fact that this is now before the Supreme Court.
How about them apples?
Yeah, that's pretty interesting.
Of course, nobody reported that but us.
Well, no, because they're not allowed to.
Well, I guess the AP put it out, but nobody picked it up.
Yeah, well, so the...
That's probably the courtroom.
You know, they have one person that just follows the Supreme Court stuff and they write these short little stories.
Oh, you mean the guy who made a little mistake there?
Yeah.
No, I got some other stuff if you're interested.
I think...
You know, there's still something weird or red herring-ish about the birthers because it seems the propagandists like to bunch everybody together.
You know, the Tea Party people, the birthers, the this, the that.
They're all crazy.
You know, they like to push them all aside when, in fact, many of them, not so much the birthers, but many of them are sincere protesters.
You know, they're not astroturfers, that's for sure.
Right.
I don't know, John.
I don't know.
However, I do know that because of the internet or what's left of it, a lot of people are opening their eyes.
There's a lot of movement.
We have a lot of listeners who are so-called tea baggers.
I think that in general...
It's tea party, not tea baggers.
Right.
Tea partiers.
Thank you for correcting me.
You're right.
That's the term Fox uses.
Well, they all use that.
But yeah, which of course is extremely derogatory.
Tea parties.
I think the Tea Party movement actually could, if the right organization came in, it's going to be very difficult because it's real easy for Some jerk-off to come in there.
It's penetrated with a bunch of screwballs.
That's what the last clip is that I have.
Somebody pointed this out to me.
I finally watched a few episodes.
It's a very hard show to watch.
I don't recommend it to anybody, but on the True Network, they have this conspiracy theory.
Jesse Ventura, right.
Alex Jones is a consultant on that.
It is tedious, and they have the crazy guys, and they have what's his name from the prison planet.
Alex Jones, he's a consultant on the show.
And he only meets with Ventura in a warehouse that's off the grid so they can go and have a private conversation.
Of course, then they broadcast it.
And, I mean, the whole thing is dramatized, over-dramatized, over-produced.
It's almost amateurishly over-produced.
Very difficult to watch.
And it has...
It's just fake, but here's the opening of the one they did on the Bilderbergers.
Many of the issues are good, but they just make it, as somebody suggested to me in an email, it's one of those deals where you put a debate together, and you're controlling the debate.
So your side of the debate, you put a normal person who's very smart and wise and he debates, Pro side, which you're for, and then you find some maniac, some crackpot, screwballed Leninist or Trotskyite to debate the other side.
So when people watch the debate, they see a reasonable person and a...
And a crazy person.
And then you say, God, it's lunatic.
Those guys are crazy.
I'm voting yes.
I'm sorry.
Ready?
They suggested that this show is one of these misdirection shows, but just listen to the beginning and tell me what you think.
Think you know the whole story?
Think again.
I've been governor, a navy seal, a fighter.
I've heard things that'll blow your mind, and now I think it's time you get the whole story.
Now, Jesse Ventura exposes the secret society of elite power brokers that pulls the strings and calls the shots.
We're talking about the control of absolutely everything on the planet.
It's not a fantasy.
They made in plain sight.
This is the scene of the crime.
Only no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
They say we're not secret, we're private.
I need you to move off the property.
We're being kept well back from the building.
Until now.
They control the money.
When you control the purse strings, you control the world.
They control the food.
You're poisoning other people.
They even decide who will live and who will die.
They want you dead, Governor.
Why?
And their most lethal plot may be underway right now.
The idea is to target the human immune system.
They're out to kill me.
Jesse Ventura confronts the most powerful and ruthless conspiracy yet.
The group that runs the world.
The ones who want you dead.
The Bilderbergs and The Global Death Plot.
Alright, so let me give you my...
Would there be any more music?
Yeah, let me give you my thoughts on this.
So, first of all, I believe that Jesse Ventura, I think, is a good guy.
I think he has his heart in the right place.
I think he is quite aware of a lot of things that are going on.
And then the same goes for Alex Jones.
So what happens is, you know, it's unavoidable that this stuff is getting out there.
And, you know, who owns True TV? Would you look that up while I run with my soliloquy here?
So, of course, you've got to let some of this stuff out onto mainstream television in order to really turn it around.
And so the only way that that can be done is by...
It's dramatizing, because people won't watch a show that is just like David Icke.
David Icke talks for like two hours, and it's hard to stay awake, but if you can actually stay with the program and you haven't had your daily dose of fluoride and lithium...
He's on this too, by the way.
Of course he is.
And so, yeah, the whole idea is to create it like wrestling.
It sounded to me like the worldwide wrestling match.
Looks like it too, by the way.
Yeah, and so it's exactly what you're saying.
It's kind of...
Take the piss out of it.
Okay, so they're just crazy crackpots.
Even that voice, when you hear it, it's like, you know, it's unbelievable right there.
Of course, the sad fact is, the stuff that he's reported, he's also, I haven't seen the show, but I know he's reported on Harp, and so now he's doing Bilderberg.
And Bilderberg, of course, they're one of the groups like the Club of Rome, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission.
These are the groups that are indeed trying to control the lot of the world.
and it's much easier to just say, oh, here's a bunch of crackpots and let them roll with it, which is why I believe this is the secret of our show, which is, here it is, stay tuned, big secret.
We just talk and tell the truth as we see it, which changes all the time, but we just talk, just like a couple of guys and we go back and forth and we look stuff up.
Right, and we look stuff up and we try to deconstruct as much as possible and we try to identify little gimmicks and things that people are trying to pull.
And we're skeptical of everything.
You don't say.
It's a simple formula.
Nobody else is doing this.
Okay, who owns True TV? Who do you think?
Let me think.
Is it Time Warner?
Is it NBC? Time Warner.
Time Warner.
Of course it is.
They own the Bilderbergers.
Anyway, by the way, the funny thing about this Bilderbergers show, they take it to the end.
Oh, they're running everything.
Everything's run by these guys.
They're meeting here.
They're meeting there.
And then at the very end, it says...
Yes, but they're being told what to do by a committee of seven.
There's another group above them, supposedly, and they never got into who these guys were, but they're the ones who actually are running the Bilderbergers.
So I guess it was, was it Roosevelt?
I can't recall.
I think it was Roosevelt who said, you know, I'm very appreciative of all the journalists who have come and met with us at these Bilderberg meetings or these meetings, and who, you know, particularly, I think he singled out the editor of Time Magazine.
You know, for not reporting.
Because reporters are invited to...
Yeah, there's a number of high-end reporters and publishers that are supposedly at these meetings.
Well, no, it's pretty well documented that they go into the building, so I presume they're not there to clean the toilets.
They're listening to boring lectures.
I'm sure that's what this is.
Okay.
Well, it doesn't matter.
If it's a boring lecture, just report on it.
Hey, it's a boring lecture.
And then finally, John, to wrap up the show...
Just by the way, part and parcel of that non-disclosure problem that I see throughout the media, especially in high-tech reporting, by the way, where you sign off on your rights to say that you're even there, which I think is unconstitutional.
I wish somebody would take these gag orders, these non-disclosures, all these things.
Where does it say in the Constitution that you can sign away your First Amendment rights?
Well, you can make a private contract between parties.
Yeah, but it's against the Constitution.
It's an illegal contract.
These are illegal contracts.
As far as I'm concerned, nobody's ever challenged them.
Well, John, it's painfully obvious.
It's like, okay, you go ahead, you're going to get one story, and then you won't eat.
Because you will never work again.
They're afraid.
They're afraid to do anything.
Of course, they're like, oh, I'm going to be with the program.
I like my job.
Now, you and I, on the other hand, we're patently unemployable.
And, you know, we're just getting by.
Because we've got nothing to lose.
Literally, nothing to lose.
Yeah, well, when your place falls down over the weekend, thanks to those pile drivers, you'll know the reason why.
Let me hit you with this one before we go.
And now, back to real news.
I got word this morning that Jay Leno was canceled.
Yay!
Finally happened.
Yay!
We're starting a rumor.
No, I don't think it's a rumor.
I think it's actually fact.
It'll be all over.
I was watching the show, just a minute of the show last night, and he had one of the Kardashians on, and she is a dimwit.
And he can't get any guests.
So his two guests were Kim Kardashian and some woman who is one of the fitness people on one of the reality shows.
Biggest Loser or something like that?
Those are the two people that were his two hot guests because nobody will do the show because they've been told by their agents and everyone else that no.
No, no.
It's a losing show.
I don't want you on that show.
Sorry?
It's a loser show.
You don't want to be on a show that's going down the tubes.
Well, no.
The real reason is because they took away all these...
The 10 o'clock spot was always traditionally for primetime dramas.
And primetime dramas are high-budget items.
A lot of people get a lot of work.
And writers, actresses, and all...
You're a Judas if you go on that show.
What?
You're a Judas.
If you're an actor and you go on that show, then you're fighting against your comrades.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
He's basically been blackballed.
So you'll never get any good guests, except these crazy guests, you know, from reality shows.
And nobody cares about.
I mean, these two people were the boringest people in history.
And it's just like, why?
You just shake your head.
Leonard looked like he was resigned weeks ago to getting thrown off the air.
So this is where the chat room is.
This guy named Gulks Jeg, who's an ex-vet, and he sits in the chat room 24 hours a day.
And it's like Adam Curry, $14 million airplane just getting by.
Dvorak, multiple million dollar houses just getting by.
There's one thing I learned in my 45 years on this beautiful planet called Earth.
It's true.
You cannot look into someone's wallet.
It's impossible to do.
And you're wrong.
You're so wrong.
Well, John, your house might be worth a million by now.
So the plane...
You can't sell it for crap.
You can't sell it and it's only a couple hundred thousand maybe if it's worth that.
Am I playing?
Hello.
A Cessna 182, 14 million bucks?
Yeah, I'll take that.
Yeah, so this guy's an idiot.
Yes.
You know, I don't understand.
I've been on the blog and you see these same guys coming out.
But you know what, can I just say something?
So what?
Even if I had $14 million worth of airplanes strapped to my ass, so what?
I still don't have to work for free.
Do you work for free?
No, we probably pay for this guy's pension.
Yeah, probably.
The guy's probably a pensioner or a guy who's unemployed and our unemployment insurance is being paid by us.
Hey buddy, you work for us.
Yeah, really.
Okay, obviously he's a loser.
Of course, now we get to know, you're always attacking your listeners.
No, we're not attacking listeners, we're attacking this idiot.
Don't attack your listeners.
We don't attack the listeners.
Our listeners are bread and butter.
They're great people.
Most of them are very intelligent and useful.
But you have these ankle biters.
And you see it on blogs.
As a writer, I've been a writer all my life.
I see it all the time.
There's these little guys.
I can write better columns than him.
I don't know why.
Why don't you fire him?
He stinks.
Hire me.
That's all you get.
And you I mean, you get used to it because you see it endlessly.
And occasionally one of these guys will actually get a writing gig, and they can write like two columns, that's all they got in them, and then boom, they're out of, that's the end of it.
And the slash dot is filled with these people.
A lot of chat rooms get one or two of them in there, and they're just really...
It's negative people.
I don't understand how they can get by.
I'm sure they're not.
Maybe they're married to women that are miserable.
I have no idea.
Well, you know what, people?
All you've got to do is start your own show.
Start your own show.
We'll be happy to plug it once and then see how you do.
Just see how you do.
And may I point out that through my efforts I'm employing to this day still, it could change at any minute, 50 people.
50 people who have spouses, parents, relatives, kids, pets.
I'm providing some real value here.
People are so quick to condemn.
They know it all so well.
They know it all so well.
Go have another sip of fluoride water.
But I love that $14 million airplane.
Wow.
Yeah, well, that comes from...
You'd pay too much for that if you paid $14 million for a Cessna Y-82.
Yeah, you think?
A little bit?
Now, that comes from the opening of the Daily Source Code with $14 million worth of airplanes dropped to my ass.
Anyway...
Oh, is that where that came from?
Yeah.
So, Daily Source...
So, basically, this guy's been dogging you for years and years, and he's got to keep up the plane?
Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
So the Daily Source Code, I am going to put on another episode pretty soon.
I want to finish my iPhone app first, though, because that's Project Numero Uno.
And then I think Source Code is going to be pretty music-heavy, but I'm going to delve deeper.
You know, like Project Bluebeam, I think that's something that I would want to really go into there.
Because that's a little bit off of the No Agenda track.
I can complain to you like you complain to me anytime I bring up anything with Andrew Horowitz that might possibly in some limited way relate to the show that the two of us do together.
So now I can pretend to be Adam Curry and bitterly complain about you.
Sure, sure.
The only difference is, John, on Daily Source Code, I will actually ask people to donate to No Agenda, which, of course, I don't think you do on your other programs.
You know?
You should say that on Twit.
Hey, Leo, you know, it's like, have people, hook a brother up.
You know, we're asking our listeners to go on mainstream media and say noagendashow.com.
I don't hear that you saying that on Twit.
I feel bad now.
Yeah.
Somehow I don't think you do.
Yeah, you coming in because we're going to do that cesspool stuff today, right?
Yeah.
That'll be fun.
That'll be cool.
And we're going to be live on Medio.com doing meta programming about the CES show.
It's going to be pretty funny.
We're going to be covering people covering CES because of course we couldn't afford to send anyone to CES. It's a waste of money.
I would have voted against it.
Yeah.
It's a complete waste of money to send people to CES. Yeah.
It is.
Hi!
Okay, well, John, we went way over our allotted time for today, but I see no complaints.
So I thank you, my friend, in the morning.
And coming to you from the creaking, cracking, and soon-to-be-demolished minimum security containment cell, Crackpot Command Center in San Francisco, California, I'm Adam Curry.
And it'll be at least an opportunity for you to break out of that cell.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
We'll talk again for the early service on Sunday, right here on No Agenda.
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