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Nov. 29, 2024 - The Matt Walsh Show
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Right or Racist? Matt Walsh's "Am I Racist?" The Game!

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M.I. Racist!
Welcome to the show, "Am I Racist?" The only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist.
Our contestants will be asked a series of questions.
Whomever answers the most questions correctly wins the game.
Let's meet them now.
Siaka.
Bryson, everybody.
Justine, everybody.
And loser of Mortal Kombat, Jacob, everybody.
Question number one.
Once convicted, black people on average receive sentences 40% longer than white offenders of the same crimes.
Is that right or is that racist?
That is racist?
Why do you say that?
It just feels...
Turns out you're right.
That is racist.
No, I think that's just reaching and trying to make it seem like black people have it worse off than they do.
I think that's a racist statement to make.
I think your explanation was racist.
But you're also right.
That is racist.
Um, so I'm gonna say that's racist.
Yes, that is true.
Sorry, Siaka.
Racist.
On average, the sentences for convicted blacks are only 10% longer than convicted whites.
Racist!
Next question.
Over half of all serial killers in the United States from 1900 to 2010 were white.
Uh, depending on which definition of serial killers.
I feel like that's racist too, low key.
Matt, you got me on this one.
It's really tight.
This is going to be a shot in the dark.
I'm going with no.
It's not true.
I'm going to go with that is right.
Well, I guess it would be how you define a serial killer.
Because is it like the quote of how many people that they kill?
Well, yes, that's how you would define it.
Okay, if that's how you define it, then I would say that that's incorrect because gang violence often results in a lot of deaths.
So I would say that that's not true.
I think that's a racist statement to make.
That's right.
Let's go.
Wait, no, I'm saying the statement was right.
You're wrong.
Oh, I'm wrong.
Okay, well, there we go.
White people, over half of serial killers, we love to do the serial killing.
Racism!
Next question.
As reported by the Huffington Post in 2014, roughly 60% of adult black females...
Wear wigs, extensions, or weaves.
I've seen quite a bit of videos of fights on Twitter.
Oh, and you think that's representative of the whole population?
I don't know.
That's not what I'm saying.
That's not what I'm saying.
The videos of black women fighting each other and tearing their weaves, that's representative of the whole population.
But that's what you're saying.
A video does not come to memory where a weave did not fly off.
How many of these videos are you watching?
I mean, Twitter's been around for a while, and those videos get a lot of views.
So I'm going to have to say that that is right.
And if I'm wrong, it's going to look really bad.
Well, that's racist.
But it's also right!
I hate to say it.
Sorry, Mom.
I think that's right.
I'm going to have to say that is true, Matt.
That's right.
Unbelievable.
Roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, weaves.
Facts.
Don't even keep reading.
Yes.
That's right.
There's a lot of wigs and weeds.
Racist!
Question.
Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of Mexico's Independence Day.
Is that right?
Or is that racist?
Oh, that's right, Matt.
That is right.
I know that one.
You do not know that one.
That is racist.
It's not just a drinking holiday?
How dare you?
I want to say it is.
I thought it was a day we just eat, everybody eat tacos and stuff, but I guess for sake of the game, I mean Cinco de Mayo is like a big celebration, Independence Day for Hispanics.
I'm going to say, let's get it.
That's the one.
That is racist because it shows that whoever wrote the question does not have a knowledge of the beautiful Mexican culture.
Cinco de Mayo is the day of the dead, not Independence Day.
Well, we'll have to go to judges for that because you're correct.
That's racist.
But then your explanation was totally wrong.
Cinco de Mayo is not the Day of the Dead.
So judges, are we counting that as there are no judges out there?
It's nobody.
It's actually just me.
I'm going to say that that's...
So you get that one wrong, unfortunately.
Is that how they dress up at the school?
Well, here's a lesson.
There's a lesson in this because you had it right, but then you kept talking.
So just stop with the talking and you would have been fine.
It's the celebration of their army's victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Well, I guess I'm...
Your whole life people have been staring...
Why do you think people have been staring at you like you're a moron your whole life?
Because of this.
Next question.
Racism!
According to the 1994 to 1996 study of factors affecting watermelon consumption...
In the United...
Don't look at me that way.
I didn't make these questions.
Okay, I can at least give you a pass on that then.
Factors affecting watermelon consumption in the United States.
African Americans consume the most watermelon across all demographics.
On a per capita basis.
Look, I'm going to go with everyone loves watermelon.
That's racist, Matt.
And that is correct.
Yeah!
Come on!
I know my people!
I know my people!
I'm going to go ahead and give that one a big old W fax.
Can you just say that's right?
Righteous.
That's right.
They say that's right.
That's right or racist.
Both of them.
If you go in jeopardy, you have to answer the form of a question or they kick you out.
This is a real game show.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm sorry.
It is the correct answer.
That's right.
Let's just say that.
That's right.
No, it's not right.
It's racist.
What was the number again, please?
They consume the most.
They just consume the most?
The most.
The most.
Just the most watermelons.
That's bad.
I kind of want to say right, just because stereotypes are generally rooted in some type of...
Of course you want to say right.
Of course you want to say right.
And that is wrong.
That is racist.
That is racist.
It's actually Asians who eat the most watermelons.
We're really leaning into the stereotypes, aren't we?
That's literally the point of the game.
I'm going to have to go ahead and say that's right because there are a few foods that are stereotypical and I think there's some truth.
Oh wow, is that what you think?
You think the black people are eating all the watermelon?
Because you saw that in your racist cartoons with your racist...
Come on, you see that.
Did you see that one?
Did you see that in Twitter videos too, did you?
You see the memes.
You can talk all you want because that's still racist.
Per the study, it's actually Asians who eat the most watermelon.
However, 78% of malt liquor is consumed by black people.
Made that one up too, but it's probably right.
Racist!
In Taiwan, 10 last names are shared by over 50% of the population.
Is that right or is that racist?
That feels right.
10 last names are shared by over 50%.
Facts.
I've been wrong a lot, so I'm going to go against my gut here and I'm going to say that is not true.
I'm going to say that they have a diverse set of last names over there.
Once again, you talked yourself out of a right answer because that was right.
No, I'm going to go with that's right, Matt.
Pretty offensive assumption and it turns out to be correct.
Yeah!
Come on, we're balling over here!
Let's go!
The ten names are Chen, Lin, Huang, Cheng, Li, Wang, Wu, Lu, Sai, and Yang.
Hashtag Pots and Pants.
That's on the card.
You can't blame me.
That's on the card.
That was on the card.
Asians are catching a lot of strays.
Hopefully not to eat them, though.
Oh, man.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, the judges have tabulated the results, and now it's time to announce the winner of M.I. Racist.
And that winner is...
Justine, ladies and gentlemen.
Justine is the winner of M.I. Racist.
Okay, Justine, you have won your own box of Am I Racist.
There you go.
Thank you so much.
I am also surprised that it was a woman who won.
Not surprised that she's white, though.
I'm just kidding.
Not really.
Okay.
Thank you so much to all the contestants.
Thank you to everybody at home.
And remember, get your own copy of Am I Racist at dailywire.com.
See you next time, folks.
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