The Matt Walsh Show - Right or Racist? Matt Walsh's "Am I Racist?" The Game!
Aired: 2024-11-29
Duration: 08:34


=== Serial Killers Debate (02:59) ===

[00:00:00]  M.I. Racist!
[00:00:04]  Welcome to the show, "Am I Racist?" The only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist.
[00:00:15]  Our contestants will be asked a series of questions.
[00:00:17]  Whomever answers the most questions correctly wins the game.
[00:00:21]  Let's meet them now.
[00:00:23]  Siaka.
[00:00:26]  Bryson, everybody.
[00:00:29]  Justine, everybody.
[00:00:31]  And loser of Mortal Kombat, Jacob, everybody.
[00:00:36]  Question number one.
[00:00:38]  Once convicted, black people on average receive sentences 40% longer than white offenders of the same crimes.
[00:00:45]  Is that right or is that racist?
[00:00:48]  That is racist?
[00:00:50]  Why do you say that?
[00:00:52]  It just feels...
[00:00:53]  Turns out you're right.
[00:00:54]  That is racist.
[00:00:56]  No, I think that's just reaching and trying to make it seem like black people have it worse off than they do.
[00:01:00]  I think that's a racist statement to make.
[00:01:02]  I think your explanation was racist.
[00:01:03]  But you're also right.
[00:01:04]  That is racist.
[00:01:06]  Um, so I'm gonna say that's racist.
[00:01:08]  Yes, that is true.
[00:01:11]  Sorry, Siaka.
[00:01:12]  Racist.
[00:01:13]  On average, the sentences for convicted blacks are only 10% longer than convicted whites.
[00:01:19]  Racist!
[00:01:20]  Next question.
[00:01:21]  Over half of all serial killers in the United States from 1900 to 2010 were white.
[00:01:27]  Uh, depending on which definition of serial killers.
[00:01:30]  I feel like that's racist too, low key.
[00:01:32]  Matt, you got me on this one.
[00:01:33]  It's really tight.
[00:01:34]  This is going to be a shot in the dark.
[00:01:35]  I'm going with no.
[00:01:37]  It's not true.
[00:01:38]  I'm going to go with that is right.
[00:01:40]  Well, I guess it would be how you define a serial killer.
[00:01:44]  Because is it like the quote of how many people that they kill?
[00:01:47]  Well, yes, that's how you would define it.
[00:01:48]  Okay, if that's how you define it, then I would say that that's incorrect because gang violence often results in a lot of deaths.
[00:01:53]  So I would say that that's not true.
[00:01:55]  I think that's a racist statement to make.
[00:01:57]  That's right.
[00:01:58]  Let's go.
[00:01:59]  Wait, no, I'm saying the statement was right.
[00:02:01]  You're wrong.
[00:02:01]  Oh, I'm wrong.
[00:02:02]  Okay, well, there we go.
[00:02:03]  White people, over half of serial killers, we love to do the serial killing.
[00:02:07]  Racism!
[00:02:09]  Next question.
[00:02:10]  As reported by the Huffington Post in 2014, roughly 60% of adult black females...
[00:02:17]  Wear wigs, extensions, or weaves.
[00:02:20]  I've seen quite a bit of videos of fights on Twitter.
[00:02:25]  Oh, and you think that's representative of the whole population?
[00:02:27]  I don't know.
[00:02:27]  That's not what I'm saying.
[00:02:28]  That's not what I'm saying.
[00:02:29]  The videos of black women fighting each other and tearing their weaves, that's representative of the whole population.
[00:02:34]  But that's what you're saying.
[00:02:35]  A video does not come to memory where a weave did not fly off.
[00:02:38]  How many of these videos are you watching?
[00:02:40]  I mean, Twitter's been around for a while, and those videos get a lot of views.

=== Is That Right? (05:15) ===

[00:02:44]  So I'm going to have to say that that is right.
[00:02:47]  And if I'm wrong, it's going to look really bad.
[00:02:49]  Well, that's racist.
[00:02:49]  But it's also right!
[00:02:52]  I hate to say it.
[00:02:53]  Sorry, Mom.
[00:02:54]  I think that's right.
[00:02:55]  I'm going to have to say that is true, Matt.
[00:02:57]  That's right.
[00:02:59]  Unbelievable.
[00:03:03]  Roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, weaves.
[00:03:08]  Facts.
[00:03:11]  Don't even keep reading.
[00:03:12]  Yes.
[00:03:13]  That's right.
[00:03:14]  There's a lot of wigs and weeds.
[00:03:19]  Racist!
[00:03:21]  Question.
[00:03:22]  Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of Mexico's Independence Day.
[00:03:27]  Is that right?
[00:03:28]  Or is that racist?
[00:03:29]  Oh, that's right, Matt.
[00:03:31]  That is right.
[00:03:32]  I know that one.
[00:03:33]  You do not know that one.
[00:03:34]  That is racist.
[00:03:35]  It's not just a drinking holiday?
[00:03:38]  How dare you?
[00:03:38]  I want to say it is.
[00:03:40]  I thought it was a day we just eat, everybody eat tacos and stuff, but I guess for sake of the game, I mean Cinco de Mayo is like a big celebration, Independence Day for Hispanics.
[00:03:50]  I'm going to say, let's get it.
[00:03:52]  That's the one.
[00:03:54]  That is racist because it shows that whoever wrote the question does not have a knowledge of the beautiful Mexican culture.
[00:04:01]  Cinco de Mayo is the day of the dead, not Independence Day.
[00:04:05]  Well, we'll have to go to judges for that because you're correct.
[00:04:08]  That's racist.
[00:04:09]  But then your explanation was totally wrong.
[00:04:11]  Cinco de Mayo is not the Day of the Dead.
[00:04:13]  So judges, are we counting that as there are no judges out there?
[00:04:17]  It's nobody.
[00:04:17]  It's actually just me.
[00:04:19]  I'm going to say that that's...
[00:04:21]  So you get that one wrong, unfortunately.
[00:04:24]  Is that how they dress up at the school?
[00:04:25]  Well, here's a lesson.
[00:04:27]  There's a lesson in this because you had it right, but then you kept talking.
[00:04:30]  So just stop with the talking and you would have been fine.
[00:04:33]  It's the celebration of their army's victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Well, I guess I'm...
[00:04:40]  Your whole life people have been staring...
[00:04:42]  Why do you think people have been staring at you like you're a moron your whole life?
[00:04:45]  Because of this.
[00:04:47]  Next question.
[00:04:48]  Racism!
[00:04:50]  According to the 1994 to 1996 study of factors affecting watermelon consumption...
[00:04:58]  In the United...
[00:04:59]  Don't look at me that way.
[00:05:02]  I didn't make these questions.
[00:05:03]  Okay, I can at least give you a pass on that then.
[00:05:05]  Factors affecting watermelon consumption in the United States.
[00:05:09]  African Americans consume the most watermelon across all demographics.
[00:05:14]  On a per capita basis.
[00:05:17]  Look, I'm going to go with everyone loves watermelon.
[00:05:19]  That's racist, Matt.
[00:05:20]  And that is correct.
[00:05:22]  Yeah!
[00:05:22]  Come on!
[00:05:24]  I know my people!
[00:05:25]  I know my people!
[00:05:27]  I'm going to go ahead and give that one a big old W fax.
[00:05:32]  Can you just say that's right?
[00:05:34]  Righteous.
[00:05:35]  That's right.
[00:05:37]  They say that's right.
[00:05:38]  That's right or racist.
[00:05:40]  Both of them.
[00:05:40]  If you go in jeopardy, you have to answer the form of a question or they kick you out.
[00:05:43]  This is a real game show.
[00:05:45]  Okay, okay, okay.
[00:05:45]  I'm sorry.
[00:05:46]  It is the correct answer.
[00:05:47]  That's right.
[00:05:48]  Let's just say that.
[00:05:49]  That's right.
[00:05:51]  No, it's not right.
[00:05:52]  It's racist.
[00:05:55]  What was the number again, please?
[00:05:56]  They consume the most.
[00:05:58]  They just consume the most?
[00:05:59]  The most.
[00:06:00]  The most.
[00:06:01]  Just the most watermelons.
[00:06:03]  That's bad.
[00:06:03]  I kind of want to say right, just because stereotypes are generally rooted in some type of...
[00:06:07]  Of course you want to say right.
[00:06:08]  Of course you want to say right.
[00:06:09]  And that is wrong.
[00:06:09]  That is racist.
[00:06:11]  That is racist.
[00:06:12]  It's actually Asians who eat the most watermelons.
[00:06:16]  We're really leaning into the stereotypes, aren't we?
[00:06:18]  That's literally the point of the game.
[00:06:22]  I'm going to have to go ahead and say that's right because there are a few foods that are stereotypical and I think there's some truth.
[00:06:27]  Oh wow, is that what you think?
[00:06:28]  You think the black people are eating all the watermelon?
[00:06:30]  Because you saw that in your racist cartoons with your racist...
[00:06:33]  Come on, you see that.
[00:06:33]  Did you see that one?
[00:06:34]  Did you see that in Twitter videos too, did you?
[00:06:36]  You see the memes.
[00:06:37]  You can talk all you want because that's still racist.
[00:06:40]  Per the study, it's actually Asians who eat the most watermelon.
[00:06:44]  However, 78% of malt liquor is consumed by black people.
[00:06:49]  Made that one up too, but it's probably right.
[00:06:53]  Racist!
[00:06:54]  In Taiwan, 10 last names are shared by over 50% of the population.
[00:07:00]  Is that right or is that racist?
[00:07:01]  That feels right.
[00:07:03]  10 last names are shared by over 50%.
[00:07:06]  Facts.
[00:07:07]  I've been wrong a lot, so I'm going to go against my gut here and I'm going to say that is not true.
[00:07:11]  I'm going to say that they have a diverse set of last names over there.
[00:07:14]  Once again, you talked yourself out of a right answer because that was right.
[00:07:17]  No, I'm going to go with that's right, Matt.
[00:07:20]  Pretty offensive assumption and it turns out to be correct.
[00:07:23]  Yeah!
[00:07:24]  Come on, we're balling over here!
[00:07:27]  Let's go!
[00:07:28]  The ten names are Chen, Lin, Huang, Cheng, Li, Wang, Wu, Lu, Sai, and Yang.
[00:07:36]  Hashtag Pots and Pants.
[00:07:39]  That's on the card.
[00:07:40]  You can't blame me.
[00:07:41]  That's on the card.
[00:07:42]  That was on the card.

=== Thank You, Surprised (00:49) ===

[00:07:44]  Asians are catching a lot of strays.
[00:07:46]  Hopefully not to eat them, though.
[00:07:48]  Oh, man.
[00:07:51]  Well, ladies and gentlemen, the judges have tabulated the results, and now it's time to announce the winner of M.I. Racist.
[00:08:00]  And that winner is...
[00:08:02]  Justine, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:08:04]  Justine is the winner of M.I. Racist.
[00:08:11]  Okay, Justine, you have won your own box of Am I Racist.
[00:08:15]  There you go.
[00:08:16]  Thank you so much.
[00:08:17]  I am also surprised that it was a woman who won.
[00:08:22]  Not surprised that she's white, though.
[00:08:23]  I'm just kidding.
[00:08:25]  Not really.
[00:08:26]  Okay.
[00:08:27]  Thank you so much to all the contestants.
[00:08:28]  Thank you to everybody at home.
[00:08:29]  And remember, get your own copy of Am I Racist at dailywire.com.
[00:08:33]  See you next time, folks.