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Aug. 3, 2024 - The Matt Walsh Show
07:44
Matt Walsh Reacts To VIRAL TikToks

Matt Walsh gives his reaction to silly viral TikToks. Today's Sponsor: ExpressVPN: Go to https://expressvpn.com/walshYT and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free!

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Mr. Walsh, men are called to do hard things.
Very hard things, in fact.
The heavy burdens that are not suited to the tender nature of women and children.
Today, you must take on the heaviest burden.
The ultimate load, if you will.
TikTok reactions.
And get ready, man.
This is not easy.
And it's not supposed to be.
Bucko.
Yeah, I mean, we might as well.
I'm not returning my shopping cart, and you can judge me all you want.
I'm not getting my groceries into my car, getting my children into the car, and then leaving them in the car to go return the cart.
So if you're going to give me a dirty look, f*** off.
This is the situation you put me in.
I have so much to say, and already I'm being cut off.
I've already said more than can exist in the YouTube Shorts program.
There's so much I can say.
I want to say so much, but I cannot say anything to this.
So, she's wrong, obviously.
Someone probably died.
[Music]
Yeah, that's someone probably died.
That's silly.
Bet someone died in that one.
[BLANK_AUDIO]
Pretty wacky.
That's some wacky hijinks.
I don't think anyone died.
But that is Nashville.
That's Nashville drivers for you.
Don't shoot!
Please!
I have a family!
Here's my wallet.
Here's my wallet.
Take my keys too.
Where's my car?
I know I parked it here.
I knew I shouldn't have bought a Kia.
I think that's pretty funny.
You know, I can't decide if it's funny or not.
But I think it is.
It is.
I rated a 5.7 out of 10 on the funny scale.
(boxes clattering)
How long is this effing video?
(gentle music)
Why does this video exist?
Why are we looking at this?
She gets winded cutting a donut.
That's how you know you have a weight problem.
When you get winded cutting a donut.
That's not a good breakfast.
That's not a breakfast.
That's just pure sugar.
You might as well just dig a literal measuring cup of sugar out of your pantry and just hand it to her.
It's a candle warmer.
Candles warm themselves.
They're literally on fire.
I'm so confused.
The light bulb warms.
We spent money on this?
To warm our candles that are literally warm?
They're hot, actually.
How do you warm what's hot?
You can't.
Show me.
It's a flame.
It's hot.
Fire extinguisher.
I bought a lamp warmer.
I meant a candle warmer.
Wait a minute.
Are we warming lamps or are we warming candles?
Are you buying wickless candles?
This can't get real.
You both do this as a joke.
I thought it was cute.
Yeah, candle warmers are stupid and gay.
And also I have one in my office.
At work.
I do.
But they made me.
They forced on me because they said it's an insurance problem to have fire.
I can't light candles anymore.
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Alright, that was so fun.
Best.
What?
What did you just say?
Best.
Emily, are you in for dinner on Friday?
Please excuse the delay in my response.
Yes, I am in.
I mean, can we circle back on Jared's comment?
Can you just be normal for, like, a second?
Yeah, let me- I'll put a pin in that.
Oh my god!
I'm so exhausted.
I just feel like I'm wearing so many hats.
here just tell me now just a quick touch base five minutes we can do this
afternoon just told me now I'm so exhausted I just feel like I'm wearing
so many hats that's clever I mean if you got to make tic-tac videos it's
not the worst one to make
It's not the worst TikTok video of all time.
It's not great.
It doesn't need to exist.
This doesn't need to exist.
Nothing we're doing does.
But it does.
does.
No way!
Yes!
Finally!
Something like this?
No way!
Um, it was funny.
Another funny one.
Relatable, even.
Relatable.
Relatable and funny.
It's the best kind of content.
It was good.
I'm not being sarcastic.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
This is what it's like to backpack in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan as an American.
Day 2 of this series starts in Kabul, where we had a very mediocre hotel breakfast before going to the Ministry of Information and Culture to get our permits.
Of the very few tourists that have decided to visit Afghanistan since the Taliban takeover, a vast majority have a guide.
Unfortunately, that was out of our budget, so we just came alone.
But getting our permits was relatively straightforward thanks to a report written by a solo female traveler who spent three weeks traveling around the country.
I'll put her ad on the screen.
Permits in hand, we were now authorized to walk around the streets of Kabul freely, which was such a cool feeling.
We perused the markets, giving as much business as possible to local vendors, and spent a lot of time at the bird market, where thousands of different species of birds are on sale.
This is probably Kabul's most notable tourist attraction.
Some of our Taliban interactions before we had our permits were a little stressful, so we just had such a big weight lifted off our shoulders and were really able to enjoy the day.
Okay, I don't care about this.
I just don't care about it.
Can we do the next one?
I just don't care enough to even say anything about it.
Oh, is that it?
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