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July 20, 2024 - The Matt Walsh Show

06:22

Matt Walsh Reacts to VIRAL Videos

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	Right after the break, we're going to interview Eric Weihenmayer, who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest.
	But, he's gay.
	I mean, he's gay, excuse me, he's blind.
	So we'll hear about that coming up.
	First of all, was this recorded on someone's toaster?
	That's good.
	That's good.
	That's a good viral video.
	I like that one.
	That one's humorous.
	Gentlemenly ways to say you suck.
	We have different standards of excellence.
	You're dedicated, but deficient.
	I believe in your potential to improve.
	The outcome and the desired result have a gap.
	I think the pages we're on differ.
	It's clear you're trying to try.
	You are an excellent attempter.
	We need to put some polish on your promise.
	You were innovative.
	I think you hit a different target.
	This is visionary work, but not what I envisioned.
	The effort was bold, the execution was timid.
	This attempt seems to have strayed from its intended brilliance.
	I love your drive, but I think your steering could be improved.
	Your artistry echoes the audacity of great painters who were willing to blend precarious hues together But the canvas you've created does not leave me motivated or inspired.
	It leaves me feeling like I need to be an imaginative liar.
	Hmm.
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	It began with the forging of the great pronouns. Three were given to the slender, androgynous,
	and queerest of all beings. Seven to the power bottoms.
	Charles.
	Great reverse miners and plunderers of the Chocolate Hordes.
	And nine.
	Nine pronouns were gifted to women with septum piercings, who above all else, desire power.
	For within these pronouns was bound the strength and will to govern each space.
	But they were all of them deceived.
	For another pronoun was made.
	What does it say, Frodo?
	I... I don't understand it.
	I don't understand, Gandalf.
	For they them forged in secret a master pronoun.
	And into this pronoun they them poured they them's cruelty, they them's malice, and they them's will
	to dominate all life.
	One pronoun to rule them all.
	What does it say, Frodo?
	I don't understand it.
	I don't understand, Gandalf.
	That's because it's stupid.
	(screeching)
	Okay. I mean, I'm conflicted 'cause it's so incredibly nerdy,
	but at the same time, it also ruthlessly mocks So, I feel conflicted in my... But overall, I give it... Yeah.
	Good.
	Thumbs up.
	One and a half thumbs up.
	That's, yeah, the car was.
	That's unfortunate when that happens.
	It went around in a circle.
	Did you see that?
	Did you see what just happened?
	We just watched that.
	It went in a circle.
	It ran into the other car.
	That was silly.
	Words have many meanings, and sometimes instead of conveying our meaning, they can suggest other meanings.
	When we talk about the children of the community, they are the children of the community.
	Well, we are the United States of America because we are united.
	And we are states.
	The significance of the passage of time.
	Right?
	The significance of the passage of time.
	So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.
	Whatever we have in store cannot be known.
	The past was once the future.
	The future is, I should say, unknown.
	We gotta take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are, because you have been forced to have to take it seriously.
	Obesity is a serious disease, and it needs to be taken seriously.
	Certain issues are just settled.
	Clearly we're not.
	No, that's right, and that's why I do believe that we are living, sadly, in real unsettled times.
	Yes, Kamala Harris is stupid.
	She is.
	Cut!
	Are we done?

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