The Matt Walsh Show - Matt Walsh Reacts to VIRAL Videos
Aired: 2024-07-20
Duration: 06:22


=== Data Points and Privacy (03:35) ===

[00:00:04]  Right after the break, we're going to interview Eric Weihenmayer, who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest.
[00:00:10]  But, he's gay.
[00:00:12]  I mean, he's gay, excuse me, he's blind.
[00:00:15]  So we'll hear about that coming up.
[00:00:19]  First of all, was this recorded on someone's toaster?
[00:00:25]  That's good.
[00:00:26]  That's good.
[00:00:27]  That's a good viral video.
[00:00:28]  I like that one.
[00:00:28]  That one's humorous.
[00:00:30]  Gentlemenly ways to say you suck.
[00:00:33]  We have different standards of excellence.
[00:00:35]  You're dedicated, but deficient.
[00:00:38]  I believe in your potential to improve.
[00:00:40]  The outcome and the desired result have a gap.
[00:00:44]  I think the pages we're on differ.
[00:00:46]  It's clear you're trying to try.
[00:00:48]  You are an excellent attempter.
[00:00:50]  We need to put some polish on your promise.
[00:00:53]  You were innovative.
[00:00:55]  I think you hit a different target.
[00:00:58]  This is visionary work, but not what I envisioned.
[00:01:02]  The effort was bold, the execution was timid.
[00:01:04]  This attempt seems to have strayed from its intended brilliance.
[00:01:09]  I love your drive, but I think your steering could be improved.
[00:01:13]  Your artistry echoes the audacity of great painters who were willing to blend precarious hues together But the canvas you've created does not leave me motivated or inspired.
[00:01:26]  It leaves me feeling like I need to be an imaginative liar.
[00:01:31]  Hmm.
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[00:01:44]  What's changed?
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[00:03:14]  and queerest of all beings. Seven to the power bottoms.
[00:03:19]  Charles.
[00:03:20]  Great reverse miners and plunderers of the Chocolate Hordes.

=== One Pronoun to Rule Them All (02:58) ===

[00:03:25]  And nine.
[00:03:27]  Nine pronouns were gifted to women with septum piercings, who above all else, desire power.
[00:03:35]  For within these pronouns was bound the strength and will to govern each space.
[00:03:42]  But they were all of them deceived.
[00:03:45]  For another pronoun was made.
[00:03:48]  What does it say, Frodo?
[00:03:49]  I... I don't understand it.
[00:03:51]  I don't understand, Gandalf.
[00:03:53]  For they them forged in secret a master pronoun.
[00:03:56]  And into this pronoun they them poured they them's cruelty, they them's malice, and they them's will
[00:04:01]  to dominate all life.
[00:04:03]  One pronoun to rule them all.
[00:04:06]  What does it say, Frodo?
[00:04:10]  I don't understand it.
[00:04:12]  I don't understand, Gandalf.
[00:04:15]  That's because it's stupid.
[00:04:16]  (screeching)
[00:04:20]  Okay. I mean, I'm conflicted 'cause it's so incredibly nerdy,
[00:04:27]  but at the same time, it also ruthlessly mocks So, I feel conflicted in my... But overall, I give it... Yeah.
[00:04:36]  Good.
[00:04:38]  Thumbs up.
[00:04:38]  One and a half thumbs up.
[00:04:39]  That's, yeah, the car was.
[00:04:59]  That's unfortunate when that happens.
[00:05:03]  It went around in a circle.
[00:05:05]  Did you see that?
[00:05:06]  Did you see what just happened?
[00:05:08]  We just watched that.
[00:05:09]  It went in a circle.
[00:05:11]  It ran into the other car.
[00:05:12]  That was silly.
[00:05:18]  Words have many meanings, and sometimes instead of conveying our meaning, they can suggest other meanings.
[00:05:24]  When we talk about the children of the community, they are the children of the community.
[00:05:29]  Well, we are the United States of America because we are united.
[00:05:34]  And we are states.
[00:05:36]  The significance of the passage of time.
[00:05:39]  Right?
[00:05:39]  The significance of the passage of time.
[00:05:42]  So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.
[00:05:46]  Whatever we have in store cannot be known.
[00:05:53]  The past was once the future.
[00:05:55]  The future is, I should say, unknown.
[00:05:58]  We gotta take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are, because you have been forced to have to take it seriously.
[00:06:03]  Obesity is a serious disease, and it needs to be taken seriously.
[00:06:07]  Certain issues are just settled.
[00:06:09]  Clearly we're not.
[00:06:10]  No, that's right, and that's why I do believe that we are living, sadly, in real unsettled times.
[00:06:18]  Yes, Kamala Harris is stupid.
[00:06:20]  She is.
[00:06:20]  Cut!
[00:06:22]  Are we done?