Matt Walsh Makes Good On His Bets : Anime
Matt Walsh watches an entire season of the anime series One Punch Man. - - - Today’s Sponsor: ExpressVPN - Get 3 Months FREE of ExpressVPN at http://www.expressvpn.com/walshmakesgood
July 12, 2023 - The Matt Walsh Show
05:40
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| Hi everyone, I'm Matt Walsh and I'm here today to put a lot of fears to rest and hopefully to begin the process of healing for many of you and for me also. | |
| A few months back, a brave young man confronted me in public about comments that I made allegedly against the anime community. | |
| What's your opinion on anime? | |
| It's really popular amongst teens and young adults. | |
| I think it's all satanic. | |
| Words matter. | |
| He informed me, and although I thought I was just a man simply giving his opinions about one of the worst genres of entertainment, this young man let me know that what I was doing was no less than one of the worst acts of stochastic terrorism in American history. | |
| But he offered me salvation. | |
| In exchange for his contributions to further childhood literacy, I agreed to watch a full season of the anime show One Punch Man. | |
| So if we started a GoFundMe to buy a hundred books, you would livestream you watching a season of anime? | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay! | |
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| What you're about to witness, while truly stunning and brave, is also quite graphic in parts. | |
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| [Sigh] | |
| It's been hours. | |
| Lost all sense of time. | |
| Maybe they've forgotten about me. | |
| What if everyone left and I'm doomed to sit here for an eternity, watching entertainment for the most tasteless audience in history? | |
| No. | |
| Don't look at the time. | |
| It's a distraction. | |
| It's been at least four hours, maybe five. | |
| Just hold out for a little while longer. | |
| Then look. | |
| You'll be closer to the end of this nightmare. | |
| The end credits. | |
| Another episode in the bag. | |
| Must be near the end of this torture by now. | |
| It doesn't make any sense. | |
| It's almost over. | |
| Okay, look at the time. | |
| S***. | |
| I can feel my grip on reality straining. | |
| (upbeat music) | |
| (explosion) | |
| Every minute I spend in here, I'm getting weaker. | |
| While anime fans get stronger. | |
| It'll gain a deeper understanding of their community if I just watch a season. | |
| That's all bullsh**. | |
| Got to stay strong. | |
| Right is becoming left. | |
| Bad is becoming good. | |
| Trying to break me down. | |
| They find my body. | |
| I hope they know I hold on until the very end. | |
| ♪♪ [Grunting] | |
| You can't do that! | |
| ♪♪ [Growling] | |
| ♪♪ I hope they know I watched as much anime as humanly | |
| possible. | |
| I hope. | |
| I made it. | |
| Much like the audience at The View, I've survived some of the worst torture a man can endure. | |
| Was the anime community right? | |
| Has watching a season of One Punch Man opened my eyes to their art? | |
| Their culture? | |
| No. |
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