April 26, 2022 - The Matt Walsh Show
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| You know, I've accomplished many things in my lifetime, but recently I made one of my ultimate dreams come true. | |
| I wrote a children's book, and it's changing the world as we know it. | |
| It sold out in less than 24 hours, and at one point was crowned the number one best-selling LGBTQ plus book on Amazon. | |
| Due to my newfound prestige within the LGBTQ plus community, I was invited on Dr. Phil to share my expertise with some confused individuals who couldn't for the life of them tell me what a woman is. | |
| The book is called Johnny the Walrus, and I'm sure it will serve as an inspiration for the entire LGBTQ plus community for centuries to come. | |
| I know it already has. | |
| As mentioned, the book sold out right away due to its immense popularity, but I have great news for you. | |
| The book is in stock again and available to purchase today. | |
| And don't worry, if you pre-order the book, yours will be fulfilled. | |
| Johnny the Walrus is an exhilarating tale of a young boy who pretends he's a walrus until the internet tells Johnny's mommy that Johnny is actually a walrus because he identifies that way and she must uphold his trans walrus identity. | |
| I don't want to give away the ending and spoil it, but eventually she learns From a zookeeper who looks suspiciously like the author of the book that just because your child is pretending to be something doesn't mean he actually is that thing. | |
| Now if you know and appreciate the genius of my brain, which is a phrase in this copy that I'm reading, you and your kids will love this book and so will everyone else. | |
| That's why you need to head to johnnythewalrus.com and pick up a copy right now. |
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