The Matt Walsh Show - My Best Selling LGBTQ+ Children’s Book: Johnny the Walrus
Aired: 2022-04-26
Duration: 01:14


=== Number One Best-Selling LGBTQ Plus Book (01:14) ===

[00:00:00]  You know, I've accomplished many things in my lifetime, but recently I made one of my ultimate dreams come true.
[00:00:04]  I wrote a children's book, and it's changing the world as we know it.
[00:00:07]  It sold out in less than 24 hours, and at one point was crowned the number one best-selling LGBTQ plus book on Amazon.
[00:00:13]  Due to my newfound prestige within the LGBTQ plus community, I was invited on Dr. Phil to share my expertise with some confused individuals who couldn't for the life of them tell me what a woman is.
[00:00:21]  The book is called Johnny the Walrus, and I'm sure it will serve as an inspiration for the entire LGBTQ plus community for centuries to come.
[00:00:28]  I know it already has.
[00:00:29]  As mentioned, the book sold out right away due to its immense popularity, but I have great news for you.
[00:00:33]  The book is in stock again and available to purchase today.
[00:00:36]  And don't worry, if you pre-order the book, yours will be fulfilled.
[00:00:39]  Johnny the Walrus is an exhilarating tale of a young boy who pretends he's a walrus until the internet tells Johnny's mommy that Johnny is actually a walrus because he identifies that way and she must uphold his trans walrus identity.
[00:00:50]  I don't want to give away the ending and spoil it, but eventually she learns From a zookeeper who looks suspiciously like the author of the book that just because your child is pretending to be something doesn't mean he actually is that thing.
[00:01:01]  Now if you know and appreciate the genius of my brain, which is a phrase in this copy that I'm reading, you and your kids will love this book and so will everyone else.
[00:01:10]  That's why you need to head to johnnythewalrus.com and pick up a copy right now.