Michael Knowles critiques Spirit Airlines' bankruptcy, mocking its $500 million asset liquidation and history of charging for oxygen. He analyzes memes depicting Marco Rubio's takeover and questions federal aviation expertise while promoting Ground News to track media bias. Contrasting Spirit's "existential ennui" with Southwest's eccentricity and Delta's service, Knowles concludes that the airline's failures exemplify the absurdity of extreme budget models, leaving travelers uncertain about future options like Frontier. [Automatically generated summary]
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Just need another $50 before we can land this airplane.
Closing.
Final flights into LAX for six months.
Spirit.
Just a couple months.
Hey, Spirit, from us guys in America, good luck to y'all.
It'd be better if you took $500 million, put it in a pile on the floor, poured gasoline on it, lit it on fire.
Pour one out, folks.
One of the great, terrible budget airlines.
I actually don't want to pour it on my desk.
Spirit Airlines.
RIP, it is no more.
When you wanted a cheap flight, they get you the cheapest flight possible.
They would charge you for oxygen.
They would make you pay if you wanted a seatbelt or if you wanted to undo your seatbelt.
And it was truly an unpleasant experience.
But when you were broke, it was great.
Bullshit bourgeois ideology.
And I'm going to miss it.
So in Memoriam, we have the best Spirit Airline memes.
Guys, never fly with Spirit, okay?
Is that a monkey?
Oh no, it's a raccoon.
Yeah, no, that song, killer song for spirit.
The other one that comes to mind is, it's something unpredictable.
And in the end, it's the stewardess is just punching people in the face.
People are just gasping for air.
When we fly Spirit, you had this sense that, like, as you were circling the airport, like, all right, everybody, so we just need another $50 before we can land this airplane.
Someone's gonna have to pony up.
We're running out of jet fuel.
So just if anyone wants to land.
Flying Spirit was just playing a big game of chicken.
Next one.
Looks like you're going to have to take over spirit too, Marco.
I could
watch it all day.
I like the subtlety, too, of the filmmaker that every single person other than Marco Rubio is black, of the auteur's understanding of spirit.
I think I'm getting the black lung bob.
Which is not totally realistic, but it is realistic that Marco Rubio will be tasked with taking over spirit.
Wow.
Who thinks the federal government knows how to get a suitcase from Pittsburgh to Cleveland?
I mean, just the mechanics of running an airline, there is no expertise in the federal government.
I want to watch that feature film.
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When you compare the headlines, the framing is very revealing.
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Happiest Spirit Airlines employee.
That is, that's going to be his epitaph on his tombstone.
That was the happiest Spirit Airlines employee.
It was, it was rough on there.
Cause it wasn't, you know, the big airlines, Delta, it's really nice.
United did this thing for a while where they would like kill your puppy, but they, it's pretty nice on the big ones, you know, American, whatever.
And then Southwest was supposedly a budget airline, but it wasn't really.
The prices started to creep up and they still made it feel.
It made it feel like kind of budget because the stewardesses would be wacky.
You know, they're eccentric.
One of them came over and like sat in my lap one time.
It was interesting.
But on Spirit, the Spirit version of Budget Airline wasn't the wacky, eccentric, we have fun here.
It was like just got out of my halfway house, you know, still going through a little bit of withdrawal, existential ennui, slash homicidal rage.
Those poor suitcases.
Okay, next one.
There we go, that's the song I wanted.
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind.
Hanging on a shelf in good health and good time.
Tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial.
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.
It's something unpredictable.
But in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life.
The reason the song actually doesn't work is that that was always predictable on Spirit Airlines.
That was always predictable.
You had a statistical certainty of experiencing something like that.
And now we're certain that we won't experience it again unless we fly on Frontier.
See you next time.
Look out the window.
Spirit.
Didn't see that coming, did you?
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this past and don't ask why.
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.