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I'm reading here from a Newsmax comment section and Audrey, sorry to do two asks in one episode, but if you could get us the music from the end of Phantom Menace where the Gungans are partying with the Naboo.
That would be great.
Because I have a comment here from Trump Wins.
Trump Wins!
Every day.
On the Newsmax article.
Trump has declared Wednesday 2 April 2015.
What? Okay.
Alright. Okay.
Stop the music.
Hold on.
First of all, this is a real holding up the wrong kind of number three with your fingers moment.
Wednesday 2 April?
What part of Europe are you from?
Yeah, right.
Mind your business.
Trump has declared Wednesday 2 April 2015 as Liberation Day when gold-slash-asset-backed monies of Nasara-slash-Gasara would be released to the people of the world.
With that, Hell yeah.
Just like, I'm picturing And I mean, I don't even have to picture this.
I'm sure it was all over the news.
I don't watch the mainstream media, like I said, because it's all lies.
But if they were forced to report the truth, I'm sure we would have seen Kazarian bankers and Federal Reserve chairwomen who only got there from DEI and other corrupt politicians killing themselves on the steps of the Capitol building or the Federal Reserve building,
a la like fateful findings, something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
We can only hope.
He continued in another comment.
All across America, people are celebrating.
Social media has exploded with the hashtag, hashtag IRS is dead.
Video after video shows families popping champagne.
Business owners in tears.
Veterans saluting the flag with renewed hope.
I like the idea of a veteran who hadn't saluted the flag.
For a while now.
Yeah, he's just like, what's the point?
Someone goes outside and turns their flag that they're flying right side up finally.
Yeah, raises it to full mast.
Yeah. I'm getting full mast just thinking about it.
You know what I'm saying?
Trump wins every day.
Also seems to be at full mast.
Quote, I've paid taxes for 45 years, said a retired welder in Ohio.
Quote, they took my sweat and gave me crumbs.
Today, I feel free.
Today, I'm proud.
The emotional power of this moment is unlike anything we've seen since the moon landing.
This has won upvote.
This is the difference between the comment section and actual news articles.
In a news article, you can't just make up a quote from an old guy.
You can't just make up a hypothetical old guy who feels vindicated.
Did people's wages go up?
Where are you getting this from?
The IRS died, Tony.
They're no longer collecting any money from the IRS.
The Kazarian banking mafia is dead, Tony.
And now the monies of Nassara and Gassara will be released to the people of the world.
What part are you confused about here?
Let me check my see if I got any deposits in my bank today.
I don't know.
Did I miss something?
No, you did have to be on the Nasara Gasara blockchain, which I'm assuming you are.
No, no, I actually sold that one right away.
Did a quick turn and burn on that one.
Yeah, this is why I don't read Newsmax, because they're full of lies.
I read the Newsmax comment section.
This is where you go to get the real news.
This guy was all over the comment section, and I was reading through these while I was doing something else, so I wasn't paying attention.
He had three different comments about the IRS being dead, and I was like, wait, did Trump really kill the IRS?
He's trying to be like, wait, hold on.
At this point, I would not be surprised if he just canceled the...
I think the IRS is still there.
It's been defunded even further than it was before Biden or whatever.
The idea that the IRS is trending on Twitter.
IRS is dead.
I don't think that was the case.
A lot of stuff going on here.
The gold-slash-asset-backed monies of Nasara and Gasara.
I had to look this up.
So here, we have a good example of going to a potentially biased source and still being able to get useful information out of it because I had to go to the ADL to find out what Nasara-slash-Gasara was.
And the ADL says...
Nasara slash Gasara refers to a conspiracy theory promoted by Shani Goodwin, also known as the Dove of Oneness.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
Do I need to check up to make sure the ADL didn't lie and say that Shani Goodwin considers himself the Dove of Oneness?
Because that would be a crazy lie to just make up.
