#687 I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off (preview)
Sorry about the delay, folks! TODAY: We read an OP-ED from business insider beseeching the public to stop throwing things at the author's Cybertruck. She needs it for work (psychologist). Plus its full-self driving feature reduces stress, which is really important to your physical health. ALSO: A story of one of Tony's customers disrespectfully blocking other cars in the parking lot, and a story of Alex steadfastly blocking other people in with his work truck to prove an important point. FINALLY: DEI helicopter pilot hits DEI jet pilot? What are the odds? Now we're hearing it wasn't DEI??? But a different fake thing? Did God (Matt Groening) crash these aircraft into each other? We investigate the comments to find out. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month
Not only do I know about Club 33, but I've dined at Club 33. You did not just say that.
I did.
I did.
I dined at Club 33. I saw the piano that Ellen John once played.
But you were there to report on all the other sickos in Club 33, right?
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
I was there.
I had these glasses.
They were actually a camera.
I took a lot of pictures.
Yeah.
It was scary stuff.
It took a lot of pictures.
You were there for Universal Studios to figure out their secrets.
The secrets of Disneyland.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, that's like what she means.
She means Disneyland.
When she says the occult uses 33, she just means Disneyland.
That's the only thing I could think of.
Well, okay, Disneyland, but also a little thing called 12-inch vinyl that revolves at 33 and a third RPM. I don't know if you ever spun a record backwards.
Even forwards, they're pretty bad.
Pretty evil.
It's bad stuff.
This is how they get you.
You think you're listening, oh, this is just a cool New Orleans sludge metal song.
No, it's about killing your boss.
They try to warn you with the name, I hate God.
They tell you.
They tell you who they are.
And yet we still do it.
Not cool.
You're telling me Taylor Swift releasing four double albums in two years backing up this nation's vinyl pressing plants is not an act of evil and degeneracy?
It's disgusting.
Don't get me started on Jack White.
Jesus Christ.
The things he's doing with the dimensions, it's opening up portals.
It's gross.
He's letting children walk in.
They have a booth.
It looks like a fortune teller booth, except you become the fortune teller when you go inside and record your 45 single for $5 or whatever.
It steals your soul and puts it on wax.
Awful.
You know Jesus died at 33. Right.
It's been written.
It's a ritual.
Right.
To see this catastrophic accident and be like, it's a ritual.
It's so wild.
So much more to this, too.
I found out today that the Erie County of New York State executive was at that airport when it happened and was going to fly the same airline and was at the closest gate to the accident.
I link this because the last time a passenger plane went down and had mass casualties was in 2009 in Erie County in Clarence, just outside of Buffalo, New York.
49 on all the plane.
Sorry, 49. All on the plane died, as well as one person who was in the house the plane crashed into, making it 50. Also a bit interesting that Buffalo Bills and Washington Commanders crashed and burned out of being this year's rigged Super Bowl.
Another crash was how poorly the Buffalo Bills did.
This is fucked up.
This is like open mic night material.
That's really fucked.
Another atrocity is how I gotta go to work on a sunny day.
It's all connected.
Such a beautiful day outside.
It's a real tragedy that I gotta be stuck in the office.
It makes you think.
It's all written.
Coincidence?
My initial thoughts were this crash could be a sacrifice for the Chiefs to be in the Super Bowl or to win the Super Bowl, making them the only team to win three Super Bowls in a row.
Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl.
That's three.
That's three.
Think about how powerful that would make a witch if the Chiefs won a Super Bowl.
