#686 China (the Dragon worshiper) is not slowing down.
TODAY: We correctly choose not to cover the tariffs (now placed on hold) and instead turn to the very funny news of a Chinese AI model destroying the American Stock Market We sample the coping and seething of american tech parasites and beg China to do the right thing and fix Facebook ALSO: Tony shares a bizarre story about a dumpster-f*cker that he's really good friends with PLUS: A vigilante tries to deport a couple guys for speaking spanish. We watch the viral video of his hateful, racist performance and commend a bystander for stepping in. Will we be able to convince liberals that deportation is violent and racist even when its being done by law enforcement? Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month Music: Stop It!!! - Remove your Teeth clipping. - '96 Neve Campbell
And conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist-fornia today.
So stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
But stay tuned, guys.
We'll show you exactly what it looks like when the little stormed deserts fall there in Barton, Houston.
Stay tuned.
Alright, I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
Chinese giving away free stuff is responsible.
And we're documenting it.
What's up, everybody?
I just wanted to start off this episode, first of all, by saying, sorry we're not covering the tariffs.
I know everybody is like, oh, the tariffs!
You know, they're our two biggest trading partners.
Canada and Mexico.
I'm sure you are aware of that, Tony.
I believe Donald Trump is going to impart 25 to 50% tariffs on both Canada and Mexico.
And I'm sorry we can't, like, I don't know, flesh out, like, the actual policy.
Because, first of all, I don't think there is...
Any flesh other than those two sentences, you know?
I think that's pretty much the whole idea, is just put tariffs on them.
But second of all, we're not, again, I just want everybody to know, up front, we're not that kind of show.
Yeah, I did get a lot of DMs waiting for the tariff episode.
We do not cover the news, okay?
We cover yous, guys, out there.
Responding to the news.
And we're going to have to wait a little bit to get the really good stuff.
Because who knows what the tariffs are going to have on the economy.
How's the economy going to react?
Is it going to do some cringe, front-facing, crying video?
And we're all going to be like, this is what you voted for.
You know, or is it going to be like, you know, I don't care if I never drink coffee again because it's worth it.
It's worth it to have these tariffs.
Like, we don't know.
We also don't know how, like, if it's even going to last past the weekend.
You know, like, who knows?
Yeah, I know a lot of people were clamoring for the tariff episode, but you're just going to have to wait.
You know, we can't get ahead of our skis on this one.
These are the pressing issues, and we want to let them live a little bit and find out the real truths.
Letting it breathe.
Letting the issue breathe.
So important.
So important.
It's tempting to judge something just by the nose of it, but you really want to let it breathe and develop legs and tannins and that sort of thing.
Yeah.
You've got to swirl it around a little bit, open it up.
I'll let it kind of oxidize.
Because if we were to just do everything as soon as it happens, then it'd be the same old thing all over again.
It would just be the immigrants did it, but we want to get a little more refined than that.
Now, are you saying, Tony, just to clarify for our audience, are you saying that Trump is swirling it up with his radical approach to U.S. politics?
I would say he's doing a really aggressive oxygenation of this.
He's almost shaking it.
It's almost as if he's putting one of those matcha whips, those matcha or mushroom coffee stirrers that everyone has now.
The milk frother.
He's putting a milk frother in the wine to really open it up.
Wow.
Which is a little pro tip.
If you've got some two-buck chuck, throw a frother in there.
You'll thank me later.
And I think that's what he's doing for the economy.
He's throwing a frother and some two-buck chuck.
You know, those things, those frothers are cool, but I wouldn't want one up my urethra, you know?
That's the last place.
That's the last place I want that thing.
That is the downside to owning one of those.
The temptation to just like start sounding.
Like, you've never even done whatever.
I know you're supposed to gauge, right?
You've never even done the gauges.
You just see that little whisk at the end of a motor, and you're like, I bet I could do it.
I'll be honest.
If I didn't have such a fragile urethra, it probably would have happened already.
But for better or worse, I do have a very sensitive urethra, and I can't just be...
Someone milk frothers up there, all willy-nilly.
Yeah, and that's why no one will remember your name.
You know, you could die a hero with a blasted-out urethra, just, like, ripped apart like a scarf caught in a propeller blade.
And you got to embrace those stories.
I have to tell you this real quick.
Because you got to embrace these stories, these legends about you.
At the bar I work at, across the street, one of the security guards who, if you were to describe him, I'd say he's a gamer.
Negative.
You can easily imagine him as the comic book character.
Retailer in The Simpsons.
Yeah, that guy.
He came over and he got suspended.
And I was like, oh, dude, what?
You got suspended?
That's wild.
From what?
Suspended from what?
From the security job across the street at the bar across the street.
Got it.
He said, yeah, man.
They said that I was fucking someone behind the dumpster.
Okay.
They said that I was fucking someone behind the dumpster.
And I'm instantly, for maybe the wrong reasons, like, well, that didn't happen.
And I was like, well, that sucks they're doing that to you, man.
He's like, yeah, man.
I don't know why they're saying that.
There's no video or anything like that.
Blah, blah, blah.
He's denying it, denying it, right?
And then I talked to the manager over there, and it did happen.
It actually happened, which is nuts.
What's the evidence?
The managers?
You're taking the managers?
The video of like...
Well, it's not the boss.
It's the bar manager.
He gets tipped out still.
That's a slippery slope.
Dude.
But he's like, no, man.
I saw that.
He's like, it's on video.
It happened.
I was like, no way.
That's insane.
I was like, why are they doing this to you?
This clearly did not happen.
And then the thing is, it did happen, and he's still denying it.
I'm like, dude, you need to embrace this.
You need to embrace this.
Hold on.
If there's video of him doing it, and you got fired, Why even go back to that area?
Or he's suspended, you said.
But why would he bring it up to you is my question.
This kind of goes along with why.
I didn't believe this happened in the first place.
It kind of goes to that.
I was like, dude, it's Friday.
He thought if he came out and told you himself that it would just seem so unbelievable that a man would both do this and tell almost a stranger about it.
Yeah, I'm very much almost a stranger.
And I was like, dude, no, you're a dumpster fucker.
That is who you are now.
Fucking Frank Reynolds, dude.
You're fucking in the dumpster.
I don't know what's worse, in the dumpster or behind the dumpster.
That's just accumulated garbage juice over the decades.
It's a bad place to have sex.
I was like, brother, you can have sex with a stranger outside but not behind a dumpster, or you can have sex with someone you know behind a dumpster because that's what they're into, but you can't do both.
You can't have sex with a stranger behind a dumpster.
You just can't do that.
It's a dumpster you work at.
At least go to a different dumpster, man.
Be smarter.
I know a better dumpster than over here.
It's on public property.
His car was there.
He had a car there.
It's so wild.
You're so much more likely to get hit with public indecency, too, if you're doing it where cops are already probably hassling drunks or homeless people.
Exactly.
They're not going to know the difference when they come over there and they see two people fucking behind the bar dumpster.
It's so funny.
I have a picture of him.
I'll send you eventually so he can really complete the story for you.
I was like, dude, it's Friday night.
Why are you hanging out across the street from the bar you can't work at right now?
What are you doing?
And his response was like, well, I already played video games all day.
And I was like, brother.
So I understand like, okay, he's not going to just like...
Turn down an opportunity.
But you gotta do better than that, man.
You gotta do better than that.
Oh, maybe he like...
Oh, sorry.
Go ahead.
No, I was telling him, I was like, I'm, you know, by a lot of measures, I'm a pretty filthy person, but that's too much.
That's too much.
You can't fuck behind the dumpster.
Have you talked to him since you found out?
Yeah, I told him.
I was like, dude, you can't fuck behind the dumpster.
Also, like, you gotta go get tested, man.
I know this is not something that's in your life, but you have to go to the clinic and go get tested now.
You have to do that.
The earlier, the better.
Not to shame anybody, but...
Think of it like you just had an encounter with a dangerous, magical creature and you need to get your HP checked out as well as your toxicity.
You need to do a full rest at the public clinic.
Yeah, because you might have a curse that will just open itself up at any point.
You've got to embrace it, brother.
You can't fervently deny it when it's like, oh man.
I just maybe wouldn't offer the information of myself and then say, but it's not true.
I don't know.
I think that's maybe the wrong way to go about it.
He showed me the email they sent him.
They first fired him and then he convinced him to suspend him.
He showed me the email and it was like you were caught on tape performing indecent acts in the garbage area at a family bar.
Beautiful.
It's like a restaurant.
It's like a German pub.
That's the whole thing.
It's like an old German pub.
Beer garden.
Can they press charges after the fact?
Like, can they be like, we got video of this nasty motherfucker basically exposing himself?
No.
Tony, actually, I'm actually on the side of this guy.
I think you and the business are weaponizing like children and weaponizing like protecting children to try and fire an honest worker for just enjoying his his you know break this is how companies get back at the get back at unions and working people for taking advantage of our legally mandated breaks I guess that's where he really fucked up is that he didn't take a break to do this so the guy that was working with them fucking ratted on him Wow.
Wow.
Class traders all the way up and down.
All the way up, yeah.
He was like, you just left.
That's why I didn't like...
I guess he was like, I didn't mean to like...
He did rat on him, which sucks super bad, obviously.
He's like, I didn't even tell on that part.
I didn't say that that's what you did.
I just said that you disappeared for a long time.
It's just like...
Yeah, so he's forever now a dumpster fucker.
And it's like, that's your...
You look silly denying it now.
You need to embrace that.
Maybe something kind of cool and crazy happened to you one time.
But also mostly disgusting.
Maybe like he went back there because he was trying to see if she was maybe by the dumpster again.
That might have been why he was looking for her.
You're returning on a hike to find the nymph that you found in the forest one time.
You're hoping that you come across him again.
He's returning to the scene of the crime to relive the juicy dumpster fucking.
So many bad decisions were made that night.
Apparently that same night she went in and made out with two other employees and then those employees found out later on that that was happening after the dumpster fucking.
Yeah, you guys all made bad choices.
You don't make out with someone who's drunk in your bar.
You don't do that.
It's a bad move.
It turns out she might have been fucking your co-worker in the dumpster behind before, which is cool if that's what you're into, but I don't think a lot of conversations were had in these interactions.
Wow, I sure am popular with the ladies.
Blacked out, drunk women kissing you on the mouth so you continue serving them.
That's totally what it is, too.
You guys are all gross.
Honestly, good for her.
That's the only W I saw that night.
No one knows who she is.
She's living her life.
She had a crazy night out.
Good for her.
At my 21st birthday party, I had people over and one of our mutual friends, I won't say who, Brought a girl, a woman over, and they actually showed up a little early.
And the second they walked in, I was like, oh no.
Because she was, like, eye-fucking me from across the lawn.
Like, I'm not joking.
I don't say that about every woman who makes eye contact with me or whatever.
But she was fucking staring down at me as they were, like, entering the property.
And I was like, oh, shit.
Later that night, she ended up making out with another one of our mutual friends that you also know who was way more drunk than she was.
She took advantage of him for sure.
It was some of the nastiest making out I've ever seen.
I think the first friend took a swing at the second friend who just fell On the front lawn, passed out, pretty much.
But like laughing.
Yeah, so bad decisions made by a couple people there, at least, as well.
Yes, so funny.
However, bad decisions, something I will not say about Joe Biden, or even Trump at this moment, Because under both of their watches, China was able to destroy the American tech sector.
This is phenomenal.
Did you hear about this, Tony?
Fucking bloodbath on Wall Street.
China releases one AI model that doesn't actually maybe kill an entire rainforest for every Google search or whatever.
And Silicon Valley goes on suicide watch.
Yeah, checking on your tech bros.
Check in on your people who have been posting sick AI art of really buff, stacked, pregnant grandmas.
Hell yeah.
I mean, I don't know why we're hitting them on that.
I don't know why the buff grandmas are catching strays on this.
Well, you know, he just likes older pregnant ladies who happen to be, you know, built.
Right, but I'm just mad because that's biologically impossible.
Right?
I'm like, no, I believe in biology and you shouldn't be allowed to be a pregnant grandma.
And that's why AI is so important so we can have pregnant grandmas.
AI is the ability to generate yourself.
In my opinion.
They call it generative AI because you can generate your own future with it.
Yeah.
And then hopefully we can just be uploaded into that one day.
I have a cat that's just like in my field of vision, directly in front of me, rubbing, scent marking my microphone like he's the one who paid a couple hundred dollars for this ten years ago.
He didn't.
Okay, I'm gonna take him upstairs.
Okay, you got alpha'd right now, just so you know.
You just got alpha'd.
Like, I don't mind having him up here, but it's when he gets into that mode where he, like, enters baby mode.
He's already super baby, but, like, an hour to 45 minutes before dinner time, he enters super baby mode where he will just, like, he will try to smother me.
He will try to disrupt whatever activity I'm doing.
And when I'm doing this show, he gets on the opposite side of the microphone.
And, like, juts his head back and forth towards my face.
And it looks like he's mad-dogging me.
And that's kind of like it activates my fight-or-flight response.
And so I have to take him upstairs or else, like, I might lose control.
You need to come at these issues with, like, a clear head.
You can't be coming with them all hot-headed, all mad.
All right, yeah.
Sorry about that, everybody.
Yeah, I'm looking at a screenshot.
This is from The Independent, but the source of these numbers is the NASDAQ itself.
Oracle was down 18%.
NVIDIA, the fucking chip maker, down 20%.
NVIDIA, I think, had the largest decrease in value in a single day of sharing.
I believe that's what I read.
Historically bad day for NVIDIA. Eat shit.
Broadcom, 19%.
Love to see it.
Eat shit.
And then you got your big boys, Amazon, Microsoft, and Alphabet, a.k.a.
Google.
Amazon down 3.8.
Eat shit.
Microsoft down 4.9.
Eat shit.
Google down 3.9 eat shit.
I know those three.
I don't like those three.
I only vaguely know Oracle, NVIDIA, and Broadcom, but I feel confident saying they can also eat shit.
I don't know about you, Tony.
Yeah, for sure.
If we were in some post-apocalyptic future dreamscape movie, Oracle or NVIDIA is the bad thing we need to destroy because it seems to be doing good in fixing the world, but it's actually taking out humans systematically.
NVIDIA sounds like the digital drug that everybody in the futuristic dystopia is on, and the whole novel is about discovering where it's actually farmed from, and it is a biotech-engineered crop that NVIDIA slaves have to harvest.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like only babies can pick the flowers kind of thing.
Huge massacre on Wall Street because the Chinese invented a better regurgitation machine.
You love to see it.
Like, this isn't...
I don't really...
I mean, apologies.
I don't care at all about DeepSeek or AI in general.
I think it's almost all bad.
Like, AI as like a chat bot.
Bad.
AI as simulating human decision-making choices?
Bad.
AI assisting in menial tasks such as sorting information, cataloging information, images, all that?
Good.
That's fine.
It can be a useful analytical tool.
It is a useful analytical tool.
But with the tendency of profit to decline, it has to be the next big thing that will be in everything that will make life worth living again.
And yeah, the Trump administration has vowed to put $500 trillion directly in the pockets of Sam Altman or Elon Musk or open-source AI. Trillion dollar handout to some of the sickest people in the world, in my opinion, to make an even worse product than Facebook.
I wish they were giving money to make Facebook actually better.
I would fucking support that.
You know what I mean?
Logging to invest in Facebook to make it better, make it work the way you want?
Just like, yeah, make it have like a, you know, you can filter your searches better.
You can find older posts better.
It doesn't like...
Split itself between a video platform and a text platform at the same time, making both sides unusable.
These are things that humans can solve.
We can solve if we put the collective will of our nation together the same way China does.
The same way China helps their citizens with housing and stuff and mass transit.
I don't expect that from our government, but I'm just saying, let's do it for Facebook at least.
Let's have a mass transit program.
Yeah, we need government intervention to turn Facebook into 2007 MySpace.
Make it like old Twitter or something like that.
That's good enough.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Honestly, the bar should be set is until we can get AI to recognize that black people are humans and you shouldn't run them over in crosswalks, I think we should probably chill on it.
I think we should probably relax.
I think maybe we should work out some of the fine work, you know?
Yeah, I'm sure that's a mistake that they're all trying to fix, Tony.
I'm sure they're all...
All these guys are...
Whoa!
We didn't know that.
There's racism in the platform?
What the heck?
Who put this there?
Did you put this here?
I didn't put this here.
Yeah.
I do want to say I'm really proud of all the rappers for not buying Tesla trucks.
So good job there.
For sure.
A lot of them are still using AI artwork, though, I would imagine.
Because I'm seeing a lot of metal bands do that.
I'm seeing a lot of actual good bands use generative AI for their music videos.
It sucks ass.
It sucks.
It sucks so bad.
Like, High on Fire did one.
Oh, no.
I'm pretty sure Jesus Lizard did one.
Melvin's, I think, did one.
No way!
Yeah.
That's a really disappointing list.
That's a really disappointing list.
I guess.
I mean, Melvin's and High on Fire are both like libertarians.
Both of those bands are like, they're just like actual weirdos who are...
And they're old.
They're like Gen X libertarians or whatever, you know?
Someone was like, no, we can make you a dragon for nearly free.
And they're like, a free dragon?
Of course.
I think they probably worked with an AI artist.
I think they probably worked with somebody who was like, yeah, I use AI to bring out the inner ugliness in humanity and in nature.
Why would I limit myself by doing it myself?
Yeah, I think the Melvins one was like...
You know, faces mutating and turning into all teeth and stuff like that.
And it's like, yeah, I've seen that.
Like, a human can do that.
You know?
Yeah.
A human can make...
And wouldn't it be cool if all that stuff...
It would look more like...
And if it were real, like, it would look like, I don't know, a good Nine Inch Nails music video or something, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
We've seen those music videos look really cool before.
I'd like to see AI do...
The music video for live Placenta Falls to the Floor.
I don't think I could ever reach those heights.
No.
The drummer running at the camera, the drummer waiting and then running directly at the camera in slow motion.
How would an AI ever come up with that?
What in all the data it scraped would suggest that a drummer would do that?
You know?
This was, I guess, you know, like we're talking about the...
So the whole point of the...
Not only did China make apparently a much more efficient AI, like, you know, sort of...
What's the chat?
What's that one?
Chatbox or Gchat, whatever it's called.
GBT. ChatGPT, thank you.
Made one for less money and using far less energy, like using only a percentage of the servers and processing power that what we're doing over here in Silicon Valley to make sure we burn as much usable land as possible.
They also made it open source.
So it's not proprietary.
Anybody can just use it.
Anybody can just put it on their own server at home and use it so they don't even have to worry about their data going to the wrong hands, whether it's China or Silicon Valley or the CIA or whatever.
So it is a big deal in that space.
And just my favorite reaction to it has been Previous AI guy, like people whose business is AI, complaining that China stole their idea for stealing everybody else's idea.
Awesome.
Like this, Stephen Heidel tweeted out, Americans sure love giving their data away to the CCP in exchange for free stuff.
And he's, you know, throwing TikTok in there as well as...
Uh, you know, this new deep seek because the app, the, the, the program became the number one downloaded app.
Uh, it like unseated chat GPT is the top, you know, AI app, or maybe just the top app in general, but it became the number one app in the country.
It's extremely popular with a lot of people just like tick tock is.
And yeah, it's just like, okay, that's cool that Americans chose to give their data to China as opposed to just having their data stolen by the U.S. private sector just by virtue of being online.
Just by virtue of searching for anything online.
Because that's how AI, that's how chat GPT and open AI. How these companies came to be, that's how they got all this, quote, information, is they stole it from all of us.
And now, this wouldn't be a problem, in my mind, if we had some repository of the collective postings and ideas of a country or of the world or whatever.
But you don't...
I don't know.
First of all, I'm very opposed to monetizing it.
That's extremely questionable.
In general, second of all, using it for anything important that people's lives rely on.
Yeah.
I've been doing customer surveys again just to tell them your chatbot is useless.
You've wasted so much of my time.
Please give me a person.
To go back to Facebook, I had shared a video.
Somebody else had posted a video.
I shared it.
And there was a conversation happening in my post where I had shared it.
But Facebook wouldn't let me go to my page with my post.
It just kept taking me to the video.
It would only go inside of my post.
It wouldn't go to my comments.
And I'm like, my friends are talking to me.
On my page that I have on your social media platform, and you just won't let me see it because the shareholders are so insistent on video, video, video, video.
It's got to be video.
Anytime somebody touches within three inches of a video on your platform, they should be forced to watch that video and nothing else.
It's incredible how bad they make everything.
Yeah, the purpose of Facebook is not to talk to your friends anymore.
No.
The purpose is to buy like all over screen printed briefs once every other month.
Yeah, so that's, I don't know, that's the number one response to this is how dare they?
How dare they eat our lunch doing the same thing that we did?
It's so fucking funny, just complaining.
More responses to this, though.
Yeah, Joshua Kushner on Twitter said, quote, Pro-America technologists openly supporting a Chinese model that was trained off of leading U.S. frontier models with chips that likely violate export controls and, according to their own terms of service, take U.S. customer data back to China.
Think ye face.
Did you know this?
That they were violating export controls, Tony?
This is what they need to teach in schools.
If they had taught me that China was violating export controls in schools, I'd be a much more well-rounded person who would viciously hate China.
I would understand that.
And it is bullshit that information needs to go back to China where they're making this program and creating it.
No, they need to come over here.
They need to come over here and give that information over here.
That is fucking bullshit.
Oh, information wants to be free.
Not mine.
Mine wants to be in prison inside of the world's number one prison population country, America, baby.
That's where my information stays.
My information wants to be put in a latex sack with a PVC framing with a little pipe hanging out of it that it can stick its mouth on and wants all the air sucked out of it.
That's where my information wants to be.
My information wants to be taken into 31 Flavors or some sort of yogurt shop and then made to get on all fours and lick the floor in front of everybody.
Yeah, exactly.
Somewhere brightly lit.
It could be like a T-Mobile store, too, or something.
They usually have carpet.
We want people to encourage people to take their phones out, too, and record it.
It's so good.
It's funny because right here, pro-America technologists openly supporting a Chinese model that was trained off of leading U.S. frontier models.
They trained off of our...
Our country's leading frontier models, Tony.
Don't you feel a sense of pride they stole from your frontier models?
Like, fuck you.
Nobody is falling for this shit.
When would I ever think ChatGPT or OpenAI or fucking Elon Musk's AI has anything to do with me except stealing my shit and possibly exploiting my labor in other ways?
Why would I ever identify with this as an a- This is an American AI. You're so fucking silly.
No, you know, you woke people.
You guys are real loud until someone's appropriating my frontier model culture.
You know?
That's what they're doing.
That's not cool.
Yeah, it's just...
Every time I order my takeout with a funny accent, people get mad at me, but they could just use my frontier models?
You're like literally getting mad at the brand of software that they're trying to steal your job with.
No, they should actually be making me redundant with hard American numbers, you know?
Yeah.
Not that like, again, not that like AI is...
Actually capable of doing the jobs of humans, that doesn't matter.
They're still going to fire you and try to use AI to replace you.
And it's going to be awful.
And then maybe they'll hire you again or whatever.
But yeah, it's so stupid to pretend I at all benefit.
From AI being American-made.
They get fucking tax breaks!
They're the ones benefiting.
We are the ones benefiting them.
That's how it works.
It sucks.
These are some common responses.
The common response, I will say...
To just in general, like from the public that at least I saw, was akin to the response to Luigi Mangione shooting that billionaire in the back.
It was glee.
Like, I've never seen so many Americans cheer for China.
And I guess this is coming after, what, everybody joined Red Note or whatever the other Chinese TikTok alternative was, which did, you know...
Result in a huge outpouring of support and camaraderie between Chinese and American citizens.
This is even something more so.
People are dancing in the streets because fuck these companies so hard.
And this is just an example of the pro-China radicalization that the average, I think, lib is even going through right now.
This is from the Business Insider comment section.
Why defend the U.S.? I hope China succeeds in displacing the tech bro danger to us all in the U.S. I've already started moving over to Chinese away from Meta and the other Trump-supporting criminals.
And this is, yeah, this is dark woke.
This is when woke does not fuck around.
Okay, you want to call us communists?
Fine.
Fine.
We're finally communist.
It's like the flip side of the alt-right.
Pretending that liberals turned them into Nazis or whatever.
You want to know who radicalized us towards a Chinese century?
You did.
Yeah, you did.
You did this.
You taught me how.
No, I saw so many self-proclaimed older, self-proclaimed rednecks being like, hey, they were lying to us about China.
It seems pretty cool.
You know, like, you can afford to live there?
Did you know that?
You know, like, anyone?
It's pretty cool.
Like, I saw so much of that, and I'm not surprised.
Yeah, they're like, because we see these people benefiting.
We see these people getting richer and richer and richer, and shit just not getting any better for us, except for, you know, we're able to create, you know, really dumb quote art.
Yeah, you're able to replicate.
Other art that already exists on the internet, but maybe it's like two elements combined or something.
Something that already exists for sure on DeviantArt anyway.
Yeah, more, okay, but here are like the kind of, the really, you know, anti-Chinese kind of people responding to this.
Ayn Randi, now that's an interesting name.
Are they horny for Ayn Rand?
Or are they just a guy named Randy whose nickname is Ayn Randi?
Now, I will say there is a chance this could be a Lady Randy, but I don't think they're horny.
I don't think you're allowed to get horny for Ayn Rand, right?
Well, I think maybe you don't get horny for Ayn Rand, you get horny for homeless internment camps.
That's true.
You know, so maybe this is like, you know, sort of, what, libertarian objectivist thirst posting.
You know, like, they were like, when they saw Gavin Newsom helping, like, throw homeless people's belongings in the trash, they were like, oh shit, I can fix him.
Yeah, they want to test the truck to protect them from on-house people.
Ayn Randi says...
We really should think through our unreflective determination.
Oh, you know this person's a fucking philosopher.
Our unreflective determination to let our apps and those who devise them do our thinking for us.
And have you ever thought of that, Tony?
I mean, you know, we're like, oh, China bad or Silicon Valley good.
Have you ever thought?
Phone bad?
I thought phone bad.
Actually, I watched this show.
It's a really good show.
It's like a science fiction show where technology has kind of gone too far and there's different episodes.
There's one where these two guys get to fuck in a video game and that's pretty cool, but it's mostly about how phone's bad.
It's probably my favorite show.
It's the Sopranos?
No, Breaking Bad.
It's called Breaking Bad.
Breaking Bad.
Okay.
I love this so much.
It's like, fucking, your country has been plundered by Silicon Valley.
By every fucking charlatan who can impress a small room of idiots.
It's just been carved up.
Just whole sections of this fucking country.
And the second China releases a free open source AI, you're like, hmm.
Methinks we've become too dependent on these digital applications.
Yeah.
Fuck off.
Wasn't that kind of always supposed to be like the Chinese fear?
Is that they're going to out-tech us?
Yeah, I mean, they're talking about the restrictive trade policies, the export controls or whatever.
We specifically disallowed China from buying enough NVIDIA chips to compete with us, yada, yada, yada.
And they did it anyway, so suck on it.
You can't stop a lot of this stuff.
And that's why I so appreciate them making it free.
And making it open.
Because now you just, like, it's a lot harder to monetize.
Like, not only is it just in principle good, you also, you know, lost valuation for a lot of, you know, billionaire corporations.
So that's good, too.
Love it.
Yeah, DJ Farmer says, CCP directly or indirectly funds every Chinese business, venture, app, etc.
And as such, they are collecting your information no matter what their privacy policy says.
Never forget that.
And then RW Day says, true, but so is our government.
Not sure which one is more dangerous.
We live under the jurisdiction of our government.
So I love this, because this is not that smart of a comment, but it still leagues more intelligent than what the rest of we're dealing with.
He's like, well, our government actually...
I think does spy on every single one of us at all times.
Isn't that correct?
I remember hearing that somewhere.
And then Setnafa replies, China bot or fanboy to them.
But it's like, no, you're an America bot or fanboy.
That's all you're doing.
It's just America does it.
It's good.
Anyone else does it, specifically China.
It's evil.
Also, I would argue...
There's something worse happening here that they don't even include, which is that American corporations are stealing and have access to all your information.
The government doesn't even have the server space to have all your information the way the private sector does.
Everything Google knows about you, everything Microsoft knows about you, are you fucking kidding me?
Yes, the government spying on all its citizens is bad.
That is 100% very bad.
I oppose the Patriot Act.
I oppose all that stuff.
Arguably, it's better than the private sector having access to all your shit, because at least theoretically, the government is democratically controlled.
We know that's not the case.
But I'm just talking, in theory, that's the most responsible way to do any of this, is to make it so that the government is the one who controls access to this shit, not the private sector who's just looking...
Even under the best, least malicious circumstances, is only looking two feet ahead at what will profit it the most in the next 20 days.
You know what I'm saying?
It's such an insane way to organize an economy and to organize the entirety of human knowledge.
We're just letting these people control all of this willingly, and it's insane to me.
It's like, brother, remember last week on Tuesday when on the way home from work, you had this identity struggle and you had a real breakdown and you cried a little bit in the car.
But as you're walking into the house, you clean your face up, you smack yourself around a little bit, you put a straight face on so that your kids and wife wouldn't know that you're less of a man because you cried on the way home.
And then on Wednesday, you got BetterHelp ads.
That's not China.
That's not China.
That's the government and corporations working together because they saw it happen on your ring cam.
Yeah.
I don't even...
It's the government working with corporations in the sense that it's not preventing corporations from doing it.
You know?
Yeah.
And then guess what?
Once you go to bed and help, they get that information too.
So, that's not China.
Yeah.
Xanadu says, you'd better look that gift horse in the mouth.
China does nothing without the intention of world conquest and domination.
Yeah, again, something that we all know China is perhaps the greatest exemplar.
Imperialism, world domination, trying to control other countries, trying to impose its will on the rest of the world.
This is something so bad.
I'm getting a whiff of...
Let me think of a racist analogy.
I'm getting a whiff of some sweet and sour pork, Tony.
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, you spin a globe and I'll find you a place where China is disrupting by inserting the military and fucking with their economy.
It's fucked up.
They got their hands in everything.
China, they have their delicious noodles spread across the globe like an empire.
Deliciously, perfectly seasoned empire.
MM88771 replies, China, parentheses, the dragon worshiper, parentheses, is not slowing down.
Whoa, hold on.
I know they're worshipping dragons.
This is different.
Imagine you're, like, trying to sound intelligent.
You know there's, like, an archaic way of referring to China.
And it will show everybody how worldly and, like, well-read you are, that you're familiar with this, like, old racist epithet or whatever, but you get it wrong.
You're like, aha, the dragon conquerors are on the march again.
And like dragon is also capitalized.
It's capital D dragon.
I don't know if you've ever seen Game of Thrones, but we can't let these people get dragons.
Once dragons get into play, we're not going to be able to stop them.
World conquest and domination is right there.
It's like Mr. Burns calling the Japanese goldfish tenders.
Like, it's like something so old that, like, it's hard to make sense.
No, they are the dragon, you idiot.
And your ass is about to be toasted, buddy.
I'm sorry.
I don't think it should be racist to associate the dragon with China.
And I'm not familiar enough with Chinese culture to even have this conversation, Tony, but I think we should have it anyway.
Um, I, I think dragons are cool and if I, and if I were, you know, a resident of China or a citizen of China, I would be like, fuck yeah, buddy.
Red, we're the red dragon.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'd embrace it.
It's funny because it wasn't like dragon, wasn't dragon blood cool like eight years ago?
Yeah.
Didn't we like dragon blood?
I just think it's a cooler, it's a cooler like racist thing.
It's like, I don't know, it's a more pleasant racist thing than calling them yellow or whatever.
That's the other one.
Between those two, I think I would be pushing dragon.
Embrace positive racial stereotypes, you know?
Yeah, again, it's just a suggestion.
I'm not saying that Chinese people have to do this.
You don't have to call yourself a great dragon or whatever.
I just think it could be cool.
But if you want to, it's cool.
I think it's cool.
China, the dragon worshiper.
China, with their dragon tongue, licks at the heels of America.
Have you ever tried to slow down a dragon?
You can't.
Yeah, so I guess we'll just end it on this one.
This is good.
Talent Overdrive on Twitter says, this is the cost America and American AI tech slash general tech pays when the CIA slash NSA get to pick the quote winners before the first lap is complete.
So I'm like, oh shit.
Talking about Silicon Valley and all these wealthy billionaire software guys working directly with the CIA. The NSA, and wow, and these are the same guys that Trump is welcoming into his cabinet, and wow, bragging about their support, and they're pledging fealty to him and all that stuff.
Wow, that's cool.
And then he goes on, what does this say about the state of American AI and tech in general?
DEI, nepotism, parentheses across the board from funding, government contracts, hiring, etc.
Cancel culture.
Parentheses determines who gets funding, which startups are starved of funds, and worse, which startups are targeted for destruction.
See Facebook versus MySpace, Google versus Yahoo, Netflix's, quote, miraculous victory, etc.
It's then compounded by the attempts...
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, go ahead.
I don't know if you knew this, but Chris D'Elia was about to release a crazy AI model that was going to be even more.
More efficient, but he got canceled, so he didn't get the funding.
He was going to develop an AI model that allowed you to tell the age of a teenage girl within three years, which is really important.
Really, really impressive.
It's then compounded by the attempt to create a Potemkin moat using vanity metrics like total funding, GPUs deployed, number of parameters, number of tokens, etc.
This is the same reason the U.S. lost the Vietnam War when it was winnable, conventionally, in 30 to 45 days after mobilization, versus a smart team of switched-on, smart, ambitious Chinese guys focusing on algos and performance.
So that's why our Silicon Valley, our American tech got beat.
I had no idea it was going to be this.
It's because of DEI, Tony.
That's fucking crazy.
That's crazy.
We all know Silicon Valley AI, Sam Altman types were champions of hiring women.
They love to hire women and other minorities on their staff.
And actually, what they could have been doing was developing a really cool, useful AI, but instead, because of DEI, they only wanted to develop something that would profit.
They only wanted to develop something that would be exploitable and be used by businesses to cut jobs and stuff like that.
And that's where you fail, falling for that sort of woke bullshit.
I mean, why do you think these people, these corporations, prioritize profit?
I'll tell you why right now.
Because women be shopping.
Okay?
If that was not, if they weren't worried about shopping, they weren't worried about making money, they would have done something good.
And you know how you know this DEI? I'll tell you this much.
Those Chinese?
Not white men.
That's all I know.
That's all I know.
All I know is that Chinese people are not white men.
I love the invocation here of nepotism.
Yeah.
That's what it was.
These open AI, chat GPT, fucking Nepo babies.
And I hope they get exposed as that.
And I hope we as a society can stop using chat GPT because they're Nepo babies and cripple them by not using them.
Yeah, I think that's the way to go.
Let's do a cultural boycott of ChatGPT, y'all.
I think we should all unfollow ChatGPT.
We should ignore ChatGPT.
Don't comment on their posts.
I'm putting a white square on my Instagram because ChatGPT cannot have my data.
That's right.
That's right.
That's all they're going to get is a white square.
Blank page, bitch.
It's symbolic, though, because the rest of my Instagram account is public.
Yeah.
And I'm going to have a long screed below as the caption.
It's probably going to divulge some personal information even, but hey.
I love nepotism, parentheses, across the board, from funding.
I fucking hate nepotism when a guy with money decides he likes another guy with money, so he gives him all that money.
That shouldn't happen under capitalism, in my opinion.
That's when you get crony capitalism, is when capitalists are allowed to transfer money to other capitalists.
I think that should be illegal.
Honestly, if we're to have real capitalism...
Capitalists also shouldn't be allowed to have friends.
They should not be allowed to make connections.
They should not be allowed to have children.
Or if they do have children, they have to give up custody of them, obviously.
Or else it leads to all sorts of problems like this.
I just invested in this axe-throwing business with this guy.
And I did it because I fucking hate the guy.
Right.
Well, that's just smart.
And you know it's going to be based on logic.
So we're opening up an axe-throwing company.
A whole company?
Do you...
Yeah.
Are you, like...
You do, like, design for axe-throwing bars?
Like, you kind of funnel them into the lifestyle, or what?
No, I basically just, like, gave him my social security, and, like, he's gonna use my information to help, like, get...
More loans and stuff.
But he said it's going to work out for me.
The first one's opening up soon.
They plan on opening anywhere from 7 to 10 in the next 10 months.
We're going to expand.
And I fucking hate the guy.
So we're good.
And you got points on all that, I'm sure.
He said you got points on it.
Oh, points?
Yeah, points for days.
Yeah, absolutely.
That was his phrasing, points for days.
I don't know what that means yet.
But apparently there's points for days.
I'm excited about it.
You're probably getting a full return off the back end.
That's what it sounds like to me.
Easily.
Yeah, nepotism across the board from funding.
Shut the fuck up.
Like, I don't know.
That's like when people say crony capitalism, it's like...
You're just describing capitalism.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, that's just what it is.
You're just complaining about one of the aspects of capitalism being that people with money have more power.
That's just the way it is.
And those people with more money get to decide what else happens in the world, including whether or not their friends might get more money.
That's the market, baby.
Yeah, deal with it, bud.
Yeah, Trump had some funny comments about this.
President Trump called the new Chinese AI platform DeepSeek a, quote, wake-up call for America, while also saying its debut could be a positive development if it actually works more cheaply than U.S. competitors.
You gotta love him.
Gotta love him.
Yep.
Yeah, I love it.
Yeah.
He sounded like shit when he said this, too.
But we don't have time for the video.
let's let's move on music plays
music plays alright, did you see this?
Oh, there's the print boxers I was talking about.
That's crazy.
There they are.
Yeah, they were the wrong size too, which sucks.
But anyway, I didn't receive the wrong size.
I just ordered.
I needed a larger size for my cock and they weren't big enough.
Yeah.
Need room for cock room.
Yeah, I feel that.
No, I have not seen this.
You mean the horrible news story that I have on screen, not the floral print boxers that are being advertised to me in the sidebar.
Just clarifying that for everybody.
Yeah, no, there's a really bad video of a racist dude trying to detain and deport on his own a couple Spanish-speaking guys.
Yeah, so this is a video from You know, the internet.
The guys themselves, you know, the victims of this were filming it.
But this is the Channel 5 News, I'm guessing, in South Carolina where this happened because this was on Sullivan's Island in South Carolina.
...is investigating a video that was spread across social media showing a person making racist statements towards a Latino man sitting in a parked car.
Before we play the video with full sound, we do want to warn you that some may find it disturbing.
Yeah, so it's a white guy, like a ginger, like gnarly-looking, dweeby white guy, leaning into...
Their driver's side window talking to him, you know, inches from his face with his arms like folded on the driver's side windowsill while the guy in the passenger seat films him.
And this video is kind of long, so we don't have to watch all of it.
But it's just imagine like every cringy thing a white guy could say to like Mexicans to gloat over them.
It's kind of like he calls one of them A.L. Chapo.
It's like shit like that.
Amazing.
I think one of the biggest takeaways is just how demonic this guy looks as he's doing this and just the evil.
He already looks wild.
Yeah, the evil that's very clearly radiating off of this guy like poison, like radioactivity.
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, you cannot drive.
You have not a license.
Yeah, he goes into like an anti-Chinese accent or something.
Yeah.
Just not good at...
Leave the racism up to the professionals.
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
Take some notes here.
He takes the keys out of the guy's ignition and says you can't go here.
That's wild.
And he accuses the guy of not having a driver's license.
He says you don't have a driver's license.
You can't drive.
Yada, yada, yada.
And he just antagonizes these guys for a long time until finally...
I don't know if I can fast forward here.
At one point...
Maybe this will go to the video.
Another guy finally walks up.
Why is it playing this ad at the same time?
It's fucking awful.
Everything is so bad.
Again, like, we don't need money for AI. We need money for making websites usable.
That's what we need money for.
Let's see if I can...
Where you from, Mexico?
I can't fast forward through this.
Amazing.
You're going back.
It's just like, why?
To Mexico.
I don't...
He's so excited.
Yeah, he sucks ass.
This guy got arrested for...
Arrested and charged with, like...
Felony imprisonment and impersonating a police officer.
A bunch of other stuff.
I would show you, Tony, but at the end of this video, it does look like another person in this parking lot or wherever they are finally intervenes and walks up to this dude and basically muscles him out of the driver's side window of this guy.
I wish I could hear...
This is my job.
This is my truck.
I own this country.
Yeah, he's talking.
After grabbing the car keys for the truck, he says, I own this truck.
I own this country.
Owning somebody else's truck because they're from a different country or they have an accent or whatever does make about as much sense as you saying you own the country that you live in.
You know what I mean?
Man, the delusion.
Because that's the argument you see with a lot of these people is, well, you wouldn't let somebody break into your house and live in your house.
And it's like, well, the country's not a house.
The country is different from my personal house where I live.
Oh, oh.
You let a refugee into your country?
Oh, yeah.
I guess you're going to share your bed with a wild dog.
Right?
It's insane.
What a crazy take.
It's like, no, it's land, brother.
It means nothing.
Right.
It's collectively, quote, owned by the people who use it, which includes migrants.
It all makes sense to me, at least.
But yeah, here at the end of this video, you can see another guy come up and put a stop to it.
No, no, no.
They're coming.
The cops are coming.
He doesn't even have a f***ing license.
He doesn't have a license.
I got his keys.
I got his keys.
Hell yeah.
It looked like the guy was trying to get the keys back from him as well.
I do think it's important to say that the other guy was another older white guy.
Thank you, Tony, for giving us credit as an old white guy.
I fucking appreciate.
Finally, some goddamn credit.
I mean, you still haven't talked about how we freed the slaves or whatever, but that's alright.
Maybe next episode.
No, I didn't think that was pretty cool.
It was like an older white guy.
What I'm saying is it has to be a white guy.
Right.
It has to be a white guy for these things to go down in a way that works.
That's the moral to take away from this because it's fucking awful.
It's not only is it like...
It's just so fucking...
I don't know.
I feel so bad for those guys.
Because it's just like...
Yes, you got a fucking racist who's wielding the power of potentially life and death.
I don't know these guys' immigration status.
I don't know what these guys are like.
Their lives are like in general.
But even if they are documented...
Or even if they are living here legally...
If they beat the shit out of this annoying fucking guy, they might get shot by the cops when they come up, when the cops roll up.
Which, looking at it, they could have done.
They could have beat the brakes off that guy, but they're in a precarious state no matter what's going on because cops are on the way.
Not only is somebody being basically violent and awful to you, they're also just like a dweeb.
They're also just, like, the biggest fucking dork, and, like, you know, like, that's, I think, imagine how many dorks there were, like, in the Nazis, you know?
Oh, God, so many fucking nerds.
Who just, like, finally got their, like, power, you know, their power fantasy or whatever.
Just, yeah, God, so insufferable.
On top of the genocide and all that, of course.
But it's like, so this guy doing this, like, is fucking awful, and this is, like, of course going to happen.
It's been happening already.
People, you know, fucking busybodies and Karens and all this shit have been trying to get people deported since forever.
There's definitely a movement that the far right is trying to make happen about mass deportations and about a mass vigilante mobilization of anti-immigrant sentiment.
I see these memes at least going around about a hotline to call if you need fucking medical help or if you need legal help.
No, call this hotline if you want to make someone's life worse.
That's what the meme is going around.
Call this hotline to rat on anybody in your community who you don't like the way they talk or whatever.
Sell them out to immigration by calling this number.
This is a thing now, and it obviously really sucks.
However, I don't think that most people are on board for this.
Unfortunately, there's a huge number of people who are tolerant of this happening at an industrial level or at a systemic level.
But when it gets brought close to home, when you see what it is on a personal level, it's detestable.
It's just instantly...
You can feel that something's wrong.
You should be able to feel that something's wrong, or else you're a sociopath, or you're trying to turn yourself into a sociopath.
Yeah, people are so caught up in this idea of it being illegal and it being a crime.
It's something like 51% of the population right now supports mass deportation, but the majority of that 51% wants a legal pathway for those people.
Yeah.
It doesn't make a lot of sense.
People don't know what this fucking system entails.
They think it's like the DMV or something as opposed to being fucking prison, as opposed to being like internment camps.
And that's not to excuse them, because if you look into it at all, you can see that that's exactly what it is.
And you can see that also this isn't like...
Ah, goddammit, I tried to apply for a passport, and now I gotta jump through all these hoops and wait 30 days or whatever.
No, you're coming from, like, a war-torn country, or you're coming from a country that has a shit ton of sanctions put on it by the U.S., making your life nearly unlivable.
And then, you know, to say thank you, they throw you into a fucking jail cell.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not a matter of, like, they just didn't fill out some paperwork.
It's a lot more than that.
You know, it's not that easy.
And there should be pathways, but they don't exist.
And just watching this, and we'll get into responses in a second, but it's like, oh, this is so fucking awful.
This guy thought he could just do a vigilante deportation of people he didn't like the look of, or he didn't like the way they sounded, and he thinks this is going to look cool on camera.
One of the guys is filming him, and he's all about it, and he's riffing and shit.
And it's like, yeah, I wonder where he got this idea while Dr. Phil is embedded with ICE, with immigration, doing reality TV deportations and arrests of allegedly undocumented people.
They might just be from Puerto Rico.
But that's like...
That's your problem, buddy.
You can't do this shit if you're not Dr. Phil.
You aren't in the right class to monetize these people's suffering yet.
You just get to enjoy it for the sadism of it or for the racism of it, for the shameful joy.
It's actually likely to hurt you in some ways and could potentially hurt you in other really bad ways, such as more restrictions on the rights of your travel as well.
That would be kind of bad.
But at best, it's like a distraction while Dr. Phil and his buddies, in his class, in his cohort...
Continue to ransack the working people of this country.
Just look at these scary, probably MS-13 members that we're going to deport so that you can be safe while making $7 an hour.
Yeah.
I know this guy's a mechanic and he owns an honest business and works hard, but it's cover-up for MS-13.
Uh, and yeah, for like the liberals shocked at this behavior, like one of the leading Democrats in the Senate, Chris Murphy is bragging about how many more people he's helped Biden deport than Trump has.
Uh, and like the reason that in my opinion, liberals object to like this vigilante, uh, act of attempted deportation and arrest and imprisonment and, you know, restriction of movement.
It's because it's outside the system that they helped set up or at least allowed their party to help set up.
It's outside that system and therefore unjust or whatever.
Like, oh, it doesn't have the checks and balances that our current immigration system has to ensure that everybody who's being deported is actually a bad guy and deserves it or whatever.
whatever and it's like no our system deports and denies hundreds of thousands of people uh for no other reason than because they were born somewhere else um and at the like risk of sounding holier than thou or whatever that is more like i think objectively more disgusting than a single guy getting his racist rocks off on a couple of guys sitting in a truck like that's detestable
it's like it's absolutely i you know i can't relate at all with somebody who would try to do that or like get pleasure from that now Multiply that by 100,000.
How could you be for this system if you're against in this instance?
Whether or not those guys had their papers or not, they do not deserve to be threatened with deportation or threatened with arrest or whatever.
You should be able to take a step outside of the Overton window that the Democrats have set up for you.
And decide that this is an unjust policy and an unjust system and a bad way of, like, managing humanity.
Some responses to this, though.
Shannon Yance says, The guy was targeting Hispanic people on job sites, mine being one of them.
Pretty sure he was on drugs.
People like this need to be deported as well.
And this had 600 upvotes and hearts.
It's like, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
So close.
Yeah.
No, this is the kind of unity we need.
Deport everyone.
Yeah.
Deport people who are going through it also.
If you're going through it, you also got to go.
This guy did not...
I mean, he could have very well been on drugs.
He didn't sound like he was on drugs.
He just sounded like a fucking asshole.
Being on drugs doesn't make you racist, despite what Roseanne says.
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
It brings out the real you is all it does.
Oh, no, I ate too much Ambien and started grabbing the car keys from Mexicans and preventing them from leaving.
It's so wild watching that.
Watching when he reaches over and takes the keys out that he just didn't get decked right there is so impressive.
He got so lucky.
Those guys are so nice.
They're so mellow about it.
You get your fingers broken.
Yeah, you get super rocked.
And they have every right to.
Jimmy Boyd said, this is wrong and I support Trump and what he is doing and my heart goes out to a lot of these fine people.
I have friends that are here from Mexico and they are worried, wish they would have applied for citizenship.
They've been here years.
That's what I don't understand.
Maybe it would help to understand them if they weren't afraid of talking to you.
Yes, absolutely.
Maybe they could tell you that they applied for citizenship 10 years ago.
Yeah, and maybe they would tell you, you know, like, that the reason I'm applying for citizenship is because that's telling on yourself, and you guys have been screaming at the top of your lungs about how you want them gone so bad.
This is so funny.
This is wrong, and I support Trump and what he is doing.
Like, just, man, almost, almost like breaking the surface of consciousness, it seems like.
So close.
So close.
So, you know, just up where they walk, up where they talk.
Like, one day.
You're going to be part of this world, Jimmy.
I'm looking so forward to that day.
I'm waiting for somebody back.
I don't know why they don't want to go back.
I love vacationing down there.
Listen, I love these people.
My 14-year-old wife has a fine family.
But I also support Trump, you know?
And it's hard to take sides.
You don't want to take sides.
Talk about a house divided.
Keith Bradshaw says, In 63 years, I've never witnessed the hatred that was started on 2017. Brother, 63?
You were around for some stuff, my guy.
Minus 63 is...
Oh, 19...
1,962.
Do we remember what was going on in 1,962, Tony?
I think the racism was done by then, right?
That's when the racism was over?
It was just about to be done.
It didn't even exist yet.
It didn't even exist yet.
He was probably like one or two when there was racism.
So you can't blame him for not remembering.
Yeah, it's not really his fault.
If he said he remembered racism, you'd know he was lying because you're physically incapable of forming memories when you're two years old.
He's like, listen, I don't ever remember drinking from a White's Only Fountain.
I personally never did that.
So, you know, I don't remember any of that stuff.
I remember drinking from a nicer fountain with some squiggly lines on the front of it that I didn't understand.
Yeah, no, I mean, it's good to point out that this is awful.
They also just didn't have social media in like 1965, whatever, you know, like they weren't live streaming the lynchings.
They just happened in the town center and maybe you weren't invited.
I don't know.
But yeah, this is like, I was talking to a guy that I like, that I agree with, and he was just like, we were talking about some racist shit that happened in person, and he was like, I blame Trump for this.
And I was like, I had to look at him for a second because I didn't know if he was being ironic.
I was like, what?
You're like a Gen X gay guy.
Do you not?
Do you not know about discrimination or racism that predates Trump?
Like, what?
And I was just like, oh, okay.
Well, I think actually America is Nazi Germany.
So we maybe don't agree with the idea that Trump is the source of all evil or whatever.
But that is a common sentiment, apparently, on the normie-lib left.
No, man.
They call their straight friends the gay slurs, too.
So it was fine.
Team Texas First says, we'll take a ride through Mexico with American plates on your car.
Let us know how that works out.
Who is he talking to?
To people who object to vigilante deportation because he's saying that that would happen in Mexico.
They would just fucking kill you for being an American.
That's the real reason we're mad about this is because we want to just travel to Mexico so freely and they just keep deporting us.
Yeah, totally.
A lot of things going on with this.
I love the implication that the two undocumented workers in their work truck had Mexican plates on the vehicle.
It's like, well, that's what you get.
That's what you get for advertising.
Second of all, I went to Mexico when I was 18 with a California driver's license to drink alcohol.
That's how I went to Mexico.
And sure, bad stuff can happen in Mexico just like bad stuff can happen in America.
But it's very funny to pretend like Mexico is Iran.
I mean, it's kind of funny to pretend like Iran is Iran.
To pretend like you're going to be targeted for blasphemy for being an American and have your head chopped off by a cartel is really fucking funny.
But I mean, this is like Team Texas first.
So it's like that meme about alpha men being afraid of American cities.
Well, the whole of Texas is like that for Mexico.
Yeah, and it's right there.
It's at the doorstep.
You don't know what it's like if you get caught even in South Texas with an American license plate.
They will fucking kill you.
You know, you're laughing now until your relative's finger gets sent to you in the mail, which I saw happen in a movie one time, and I know it's going to happen to me if we don't take care of this right now.
Dude, I know a guy who crossed the cartels by trying to buy a papier-mâché cactus.
They found him and his whole family inside the walls of his house.
Damn.
Damn.
They probably didn't know until they smelled it either.
No, they didn't.
Actually, Emily Blunt had to find it for them.
Oh, shit.
That's why we need her around.
We gotta protect her.
Oh, no.
She's actually kind of a bit of a wet blanket, as it turns out.
It's better to just let the boys be boys.
Let the boys handle it.
Go free.
Bama Slammer says leave.
So he's like replying to somebody who doesn't like the vigilante kidnapping.
You know, fucking rendition to a black side or whatever these freaks want to happen.
I did see somebody was like, actually, we should abort the white guy and put him in Guantanamo Bay.
There were like two different people who advocated for putting the white guy in Guantanamo Bay.
And I'm just like, no, stop!
Like, just kill him!
You know?
I mean, parody, satire, whatever.
You don't need Guantanamo Bay!
What the fuck are you talking about?
That's bad.
That is bad.
I've been seeing Guantanamo Bay reference a lot lately for some reason.
I don't think torturing the guy is the right answer, you know?
It's just, man.
It's just like, please, begging liberals to, again, break the surface of the water.
Please.
Okay, the guy handled it wrong.
But people are tired of Americans being put aside to satisfy the needs of every wacky eight letter pronoun and any person that crosses our boater.
They are all treated better than average Americans.
We do need to stop the mass immigration from gay land.
All those people have been coming over here from gay land with all their...
And they're getting served.
You know they get visa cards?
They have Visa cards, right?
When they walk in, you just gotta show them your pronouns and you just get it.
They just give it to you.
That's money that can have fed Americans.
Yeah, they don't even participate in the straight economy.
They just send all their money back to gay land or wherever they're from.
It's disgusting.
Satisfy the needs of every wacky eight-letter pronoun?
I know you have to see a rainbow on TV every once in a while or you have to see a gay couple in media or whatever.
I don't know that gay people are exactly getting better treatment than the rest of the world or the rest of the country.
They can't even have a website.
Tumblr got bought out and...
They took all the fucking gay and, like, neopronoun pornography off of it immediately.
Like, you can go look at fucking incest porn all you want on whatever website you feel like going to.
Where are, like, Tumblr people supposed to go now, huh?
If your problem is, like, with queer people...
Maybe you should talk to some of the people you might have more in common when it comes to those types of values.
I don't think we have a swath of non-binary Mexican immigrants coming over to the country and dozens hanging out in parking lots during the lunch break in the trucks.
Parity Parity replies, that says more about how we treat each other than how we treat immigrants.
Think about it.
I don't really know what that means.
Bama Slammer replies, I believe if you choose into Mexico, so not even a sentence.
I don't even know what it meant into.
If you choose to go into Mexico, I guess.
I believe if you choose into Mexico, you get arrested immediately and go to jail.
If you walk over the American border, you get medical, housing, food, and the citizenship, period.
Really?
Period.
I mean, I believe you really believe that.
If that's the case, how are they going to deport a million people if they're already citizens the second they walked over the border to get citizenship?
Like, even you don't believe this.
I'm sorry.
I don't.
Even though you said really at the end, I don't think you even really believe this.
I just wanted to say, you know, this is like...
Kind of the duty of everybody who is physically able, if you see somebody being harassed like this, I think it's your duty to step in and prevent it from continuing.
Even if you can only do it with words or whatever, I think this shit needs to be confronted in real life with these fuckers who are cheeky enough or assholes enough to try and do it in real life.
They need to be met with resistance in real life.
I'm not saying like epic.
Punch a Nazi shit.
I'm saying, like, you know, intervene like an adult would.
And if it...
Yeah.
You have to physically prevent something like this from happening and you're capable of doing so, I don't think you should hesitate to do it.
This is very clear harassment.
This is very clear, like, threatening behavior.
This dangerous behavior, you know?
And I... It's not the solution to everything, but I think if you're able-bodied, it's important to think about what you could be doing to make yourself more effective in these situations.
And another thing is, it's our duty as the left, as socially liberal people, To make this argument to liberals that the behavior that we are sanctioning,
that we are championing, that we are making possible at the border is just as bad as things like this video, is just as bad but worse than what we're seeing in this video.
You know, that's, you know, not with scolding, not with, you know, trying to be morally superior or whatever, but just...
Helping them to see that this is no different than what we're doing in mass.
Yeah, because I promise you the people out there who are doing this with the mechanism behind them are as bad, if not worse, than this guy.
And it is important for us to, like you said, intervene if possible before the police get involved because the police will make it sticky for those people.
The police will find a way to find something to get them in trouble for.
The reason why they show up to every emergency call is because they believe if something bad happened, there's a crime to be had.
There's someone to be held accountable and there's money to be made.
So yeah, definitely try to take care of it before they get there.
If you're in a position where you can safely do that, you definitely do it.
And just for the record, according to the cops at least, those Gentlemen in the video were not arrested.
There were no charges against them.
Maybe, I don't know, ICE found a way to get them after the fact.
Again, we don't even know if they're undocumented.
But according to the police, at least, they were allowed to leave.
And it was only the harasser who was booked and charged and also denied bail.
Rare W. Rare W. But anyway, yeah, so we kind of ran long on this episode, and so I had to cut off the last topic, but we did get to talk about Tony's sort of co-worker fucking by the dumpster, which I think more than makes up for it.
Okay, I don't know where we're at in that actual episode, like when we started the episode, but we're probably close to an hour and a half, right?
Yeah, I think so.
We're probably at like an hour, hour 15. Not even.
Probably an hour 25. Yeah, okay.
So we should just end it here, huh?
Yeah.
All right, we're after a lengthy discussion.
We've decided to end it here, folks.
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