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This week, got a lot of news to catch up on, especially as it regards Israel's ongoing war against the citizens of Palestine.
The International Criminal Court issued arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu and top Hamas leaders, which pretty sick.
Pretty cool.
Yeah.
It's funny that that is like sick, that is like a big deal, you know?
But it is.
It's a huge deal.
Glad to see something happening.
It's funny because the different reactions to this from Israel versus Hamas.
Hamas is like, well, we welcome the opportunity to present our case in court in front of everybody.
And Israel is like, we'll kill you too, ICC.
You think what we're doing in Gaza is bad?
We will murder you.
Are you seeing some sort of like discipline or like limits here?
Is that what you're seeing us do?
Because we don't give a fuck.
A matter of fact, I heard Hamas was at your family dinner.
So I'm reading here from NBC.
The ICC has issued arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu and Hamas leaders.
Neither the U.S.
nor Israel recognize the ICC's jurisdiction, but any arrest warrants the court issues could put Israeli officials at risk of arrest in other countries, including much of Europe.
Uh, yes.
A lot of European countries have gone on record being like, yeah, we'll arrest him if we see him.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
We'll do it.
Like I think France, I think France, Macron was like, yeah, we'll arrest that dude.
By the time France did something right.
The warrants would also put Netanyahu on similar footing as Putin on the global stage after the ICC issued an arrest warrant for him in March 2023.
Man, I really want to see how the, uh, what do you, stop the BB Netanyahu genocide, or stop the, stop, like, what, I don't know what their slogan would be, but the people who, who like think BB is the problem, Like, they don't mind all the slaughter, but they don't like the guy who's doing it.
Like, I wonder how they're reacting to the ICC issuing arrest warrants for that guy that they claim they don't like, right?
He's their drumpf, you know, for their liberal... It's exactly what I was thinking.
It's the same mentality.
Right, but the thing is, is like in the US, liberals would be like, oh yes, arrest Trump, whatever, because they don't share any policy position, many policy positions with Trump, at least not in the forefront of their mind.
Whereas the liberal Zionist shares a ton of policy projects with Bibi, you know, he's enforcing them.
So I'm just like, are they like, well, he should be arrested, but not for that.
Not for genocide.
He should be arrested for tweeting too much.
This is why we need to make a general international law about not being a jerk.
Because he's been a jerk.
Genocide aside, that's just people getting their promised land.
But he's just being a real jerk about it.
You don't have to be a jerk about it.
Um, and it is so funny because, yeah, the U.S., right here, at the time, Biden welcomed the ICC's decision, the decision to, uh, arrest or issue arrest warrants for Vladimir Putin.
At the time, Biden welcomed the ICC's decision, saying he felt it was, quote, justified.
He said the ICC was, quote, not recognized internationally by us either, but I think it makes a very strong point.
The apparent disparity in his response to Khan's bid to seek arrest warrants for Netanyahu and others sparked accusations of a double standard.
Uh, I think Biden Went as far as to say, yeah, we're actually forming a new ICC that's just made up of Americans, and we're gonna arrest the ICC, actually.
Yep, that's the way to do it.
I'm gonna do it in a bipartisan, practical, you know, the sane, moderate way to do things, which is to arrest them.
I think, I wonder if his reaction at first was just because, kind of how I almost feel about it, where it's like, cool, so you have an arrest warrant.
You also have the resources to go there and do it.
But that would be a much bigger deal, of course.
There would be casualties.
But you did fill out the paperwork, and that's probably how he was thinking about it.
He was like, OK, cool.
Cute piece of paper.
That's real great.
Well, it is the Andrew Jackson thing.
It's the Supreme Court has decided the law.
Let them enforce it now.
Yeah and it's like they can't the ICC is not going to enforce it you know but it's member states can enforce it you know people who actually have some sort of principled membership to this international criminal court and you know I don't know if that such a thing even exists I mean I would say that the people who are Actually willing to enforce charges against Israeli politicians and leadership.
That's pretty cool.
It seems principled.
But, like, the ICC has never prosecuted a Western country before this, right?
Like, U.S.
leaders and Western leaders are on record saying, no, the ICC is there to prosecute Africans.
We're there to prosecute warlords, not Western military powers, not four-star generals and things like that.
And if people are confused, Israel is a Western military power.
Yeah.
I know it seems like it doesn't make sense because of locale and everything, but that is what it is by the standards.
And remember who paid for those weapons, folks.
Right.
Those standards are who gets an invite to perform at Eurovision.
Exactly.
Clearly they're not a Middle Eastern state.
Kenneth Roth of Human Rights Watch said he believed, quote, the different response speaks more to the lack of principle in the U.S.
government's purported respect for the rule of law.
Quote, it's not the rule of law when it applies only to one's adversaries and not to one's friends, he said in a nod to U.S.
support for the ICC warrant against Putin.
Shibley Telhami, a Middle East scholar at the University of Maryland, said in a post on Axe that Biden's, quote, defense of Israeli leaders was, quote, not surprising given his posture on Israel and the Gaza war.
But he said, quote, his furious attack on ICC and disregard for other international organizations has been shocking, out of touch with his own core constituency, and undermines the global order.
And it's, I don't know, there's, I'm of two minds when it comes to this.
On one hand, I'm like, Well, America's always been hypocritical, right?
America's always been undermining international order whenever it served its purposes.
This is only shocking if you've bought into the narrative that America is good for the world, which is, if you're paying any attention, this is not shocking.
Right well it's just a different it's a different symptom of like the same American disease it's it's just now it's spread from a rash to warts yeah you know and so it's like oh that's a new one you know when it when it comes to American hypocrisy because yeah like condemning the international criminal court itself is like something They'd have a leader of North Korea do in an 80s action movie.
You know, that's like rogue nation shit.
That's like, you know, we don't care what the international community says.
We will, we will fight them to the last man or whatever.
That's, that's so good.
Cause like that's, that's really well said.
Cause like in the movie, like the, the bad Nate, like North Korea would be doing bad stuff, but we wouldn't really be able to justify it.
But then they came out and publicly condemned the ICC and that would be our viewers.
That would be our cue.
Okay.
They are evil.
They are evil.
That's it.
Yeah, so it's just, for everybody talking about, you know, Trump upsetting some norms, which he did to be sure, this seems like a norm that the Democrats and their voters are more than happy to upset, you know, more than happy to throw by the wayside.
And I don't know why.
I don't know if it's purely like a partisan issue where they just have such loyalty to Biden that they'll defend him no matter what he does.
A lot of it seems like that and whether it's loyalty to the man himself or loyalty to the party because they think the opposition is so much worse that you have to give blind fealty to the Democrats.
Um, or whether it's like, you know, actual Zionists or whatever.
It just, it's bewildering.
It makes him look so bad.
Absolutely.
I wonder, I think a lot of, I mean, how much of this is just people, because if, honestly, if you're still supporting Israel at this point, You've invested, you're invested in it.
You're gonna go ahead and take anything you can.
You're gonna go ahead and believe anything you can to justify it.
So yeah, if the President of the United States, your guy, you're a Democrat, your guy who's not Donald Trump, is saying this is what needs to happen, you might, okay, well that must, of course, yeah, this, what I'm doing is not, what I'm thinking is not evil.
There's a lot of, there's a lot of people who say that, you know, Gaza is real, is not, A big issue on the minds of most American voters.
It's not what they're thinking about.
And polling, like, bears that out.
Like, polling does reflect that.
It's the economy, it's immigration, are, you know, two of the top topics people think about when they think about politics and when they think about who they want to elect.
But there's core Elements of democratic support that do care about, you know, Israel and Gaza, the Middle East, you know, the Muslim bloc in the democratic machine, and like, you know, young college-aged kids.
I, you know, I know young people don't typically vote, but when they come out, it helps Democrats, and it's one of the ways Biden beat Trump, was the young, you know, young Youth voter turnout was especially high to get Trump out of office.
I do think that it's eroding support obviously among those communities who might have otherwise voted Democrat and I think just more broadly speaking like I wanted to kind of briefly talk about
The perception argument a lot of democratic strategists and democratic politicians and partisans in general are arguing that the public is mistaken when they think that we're in a recession or they think inflation is still going crazy or they think the economy is still awful despite
You know, increase in GDP or increase in the stock market or a quote like slowing of inflation, like inflation is now only 2% or inflation is now only 3% or whatever.
That's the supposed, those are the supposed facts and data that undermine American's criticism, criticisms of Biden.
And so it's all chalked up to, oh, TikTok is making Democrat voters feel bad, or, you know, right-wing media is lying to their viewers who have then have a misapprehension of the data.
And I don't know I would just say like even if inflation's down uh it didn't go back it's it's at however far it's a ratchet it didn't it didn't get any better yeah exactly it just stopped getting worse and now it's at the same level of bad it was you know when it stopped um and so things are still expensive and
We know that a big chunk of inflation was just corporate profits.
Corporations who made massive amounts of money during the pandemic and then continued afterward by increasing their prices.
We'll probably have a segment about that in a couple episodes.
Not only that, recent, like, very popular presidential candidates like Bernie Sanders, like Donald Trump, like Barack Obama, have all been running on the idea of a rigged economic system.
Exactly, yeah.
Like, whether or not they actually meant it, or whether or not they were actually ever going to do anything about it, that's beside the point.
Voters have been responding to the idea of a rigged economic system.
So even if, I don't know, like even if you are doing slightly better than you were four years ago, You're still like, this system's fucked.
This is not where we should be at as a country.
Oh, the stock market's doing great.
What does that mean?
Oh, it means we're building thousands of missiles to send over and kill some kids?
Oh, it means we just further enriched the portfolios of the nine wealthiest billionaires in the country?
Those hallmarks, I think, don't matter for a lot of people anymore because people just don't like capitalism anymore.
That's like the, you know, whether they call it crony capitalism, or whether they call it communism, or whether they rightfully call it just capitalism.
People recognize it for what it is.
So why would you ever feel confident in the Democrats' ability To make your life better when you know that all they're offering is just a different color palette on the same system.
It's just inclusive corporations.
You know?
Or it's, we're slowing inflation down a little bit.
And that's what they're bragging about.
That's the kind of stuff they're touting is their success.
And so people are like, well, if this is the best you can do, I don't fucking care.
No, it doesn't matter.
Cause they're not doing any type of, they're not doing any like triage.
They're just, they're like, they're not doing anything to help us out.
They're just, they're only make slowing things down.
No one's got any type of relief.
Like the last, the last like bit of like relief we got were COVID checks.
And that was from Donald Trump.
Yeah.
You know, and people remember that stuff.
People think about that stuff because at the end of the day, it is it is just most most people are just trying to survive.
And our biggest, you know, indicator of our ability to survive is our bank accounts.
Didn't Biden send out a check?
I think he sent out a check.
But remember, it was it was never like how much it was supposed to be.
Well, I didn't get something like I didn't get checks from either Trump or Biden because I was working during the whole fucking pandemic.
so I didn't qualify for it.
And you're a white man.
It was means-tested by race, actually.
Yeah, so I don't know who gave checks out or when, but I do know that Trump gave one out, and I think Biden gave one out, but it was smaller than the Trump check.
It was like half of the Trump check, right?
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, yeah.
Good job, guys.
My greatest regret in life, really, though, is that we didn't file for a PPP loan.
Oh, absolutely.
Ugh.
We could have done so much good with that.
Foolish.
Yeah, foolish.
If anybody tries to talk shit about, what do you call it, student loan amnesty, student loan forgiveness or whatever, just screenshot a news article about how many PPP loans were forgiven or how much fucking fraud there was in the PPP loan program.
That's good stuff to have on hand.
Uh so I wanted to um oh another thing that's happening well no okay sorry let me take that back um so speaking of Obama we got his former deputy national security advisor Ben Rhodes uh on Twitter quote tweeting the Financial Times uh who says Biden administration signals it will support bipartisan push to sanction ICC.
Um, Ben Rhodes, again, Obama's former national, uh, deputy national security advisor says, it would be an astute and dangerous mistake for a Democrat, Democratic admission, sorry, Democratic administration to participate in an attack on international law and institutions.
Yep.
Isn't that, like, what half the criticism of Trump was?
Is that he was attacking our nation's hallowed... And I know the ICC is an international institution, but he was also, like, you know, fuckin' criticized for tanking the Iran nuclear deal and for other, like, international agreements.
You know, that was considered, like, uh...
Whatever, you know, like a misstep that could never be rectified, you know, that would do irreparable damage.
We're all doing it.
We're all doing it together, Democrats and Republicans.
That's the convenience of the teams, of having these teams you choose to be on, is because the way he phrases it is important.
He's like, it's a mistake for a Democratic administration to participate in this, because it's like, hey, you don't have to do this.
Actually, if you wait, if you wait, you can let them do that.
And then, you know, we don't have to do that.
Cause like, yeah, when Trump was doing that stuff, he was cheered on by his base.
Because they were like, that's right baby, he's rogue, he's independent, he doesn't listen to nobody.
And that was good news for them.
Where it's like, yeah, it's not that no one should do this, this is a bad look for a Democrat.
Well it's funny because it would be actually pretty cool if Democrats were like, fuck the optics.
Fuck the whatever precedent, we're gonna do what's right.
And by that I mean arrest the International Criminal Court.
That's right.
Not redistribute wealth, not put in place environmental protections, or any of the number of gigantic issues facing us as a species and as a planet.
Yeah.
Um, no, it's to protect Benjamin Netanyahu, a guy that they don't even like, a guy that likes Trump, a guy that wants Trump reelected.
And Biden is, Biden is bending over backwards to help this guy elect, elect Trump, essentially.
Like, it's so funny.
And it really makes you think like, The more important thing for the Democratic Party is having Israel.
Having Israel is more important to the Democratic Party than having the presidency, which is a wild thing to consider, but I do think that's how a lot of these calculations are made.
Like the Israel support is one of the most like baffling things because I understand that it's you know like a strategic location and an allyship but like we're not making money off Israel.
Well, we're doing weapons sales, so there are corporations that are making money off of Israel.
And that's what I'm saying.
We're not making money off of the economy.
We're only making money off the war, but still, it's just wild.
Because usually that's the obvious answer.
But this one's a little more...
It's a little different.
Well, okay, yeah, the answer they'll give you is, well, they're a strong ally in the region and they're protecting democracy and Western values in an unhospitable area otherwise.
Yes, I'm saying like a location strategy.
But they're also like a military outpost for us, you know, so that is one like actual practical reason to support.
I'm not saying it's a good reason or a good idea, but it like follows.
It follows that if you think having a military presence permanently in the Middle East is a good thing, then you, it follows that you would support.
Israel.
And so yeah, that's probably one aspect of it.
The military-industrial complex is more important than any single democratic president.
And that's exactly what I'm getting at.
Cause like that's the only thing that they can, that's the really only thing they can do without getting into like, you know, ideology and you know, uh, uh, fulfilling prophecies.
And so it's, it's, it's just like, it's so on its face.
It's so on its face.
Like this is all this is, this is just, this is just that.
That's why it's so interesting.
And we're bending over backwards for it.
We are, we are, we don't care about like appearing to be, you know, good players anymore.
We're just doing, we're just doing that.
And that's all we care about.
It's just, that's why this subject, you know, like, obviously it's an important issue for the lives of Palestinians, but, um, as a political issue, it's so fascinating because it's such a strange wedge issue.
It's such a strange point of contention.
It's like, like endlessly explore this.
Ben Rhodes also said, hard to imagine a greater geopolitical gift for China and Russia than the U.S.
sanctioning an international institution in service of hypocrisy.
I don't know if it would actually matter for like China, China's already on the trajectory it's on for reasons that have been established, you know, it's like it's like on it doesn't need the U.S.
is like the U.S.
is Good enough at alienating itself from the rest of the world for any number of reasons.
You know, I don't know if this is going to be the straw.
I mean, it actually kind of does seem to be like a final straw for a lot of other, you know, countries in the EU like we just talked about.
But it's funny that, yeah, he's describing it as a geopolitical gift to China.
And like, so even in Like, that's the only way you can try to rationalize this issue with the fucking bloodthirsty neoliberal complex of people.
It's like, you're actually helping China.
I know you want to eradicate the Palestinian menace, but doing so will unleash the Red Dragon.
And like, the reason why I really hate that argument is because if that because their whole thing is if we give up Israel, then then you know, Russia and China is going to swoop on it.
But the thing is, Russia and China have an amazing opportunity right now to invest in Palestine.
And if that was something they really wanted to do, they would be doing that.
But they're not, because they're not.
I don't think that's such a huge worry.
It's not like they're going to take squatters' rights on the military base there.
No, that's not what I think he's saying.
He's saying it makes us look bad in general.
Okay, so it's not about them trying to take that area?
No.
I still think of these things like risks sometimes, you know?
China does have business dealings with Israel, but China buys weapons from Israel, I think.
Love it.
Love it.
So cool.
They're not selling weapons to Israel like the rest of the world.
They're buying them from them, or they have in the past.
I love that we figured out a way to sell China weapons.
That's amazing.
But it's just, no, what I like about this is you're trying to stop the genocide by appealing to a different kind of racism.
A racism against China.
Yeah.
You know, a racism against the orcs in Russia.
You're actually imbuing them with further magical powers if you, whatever, do this hypocrisy.
This is one response from Danny Hulse, who's got the American flag emoji in his bio, then the blue square emoji, which I think is just Democrat, then the gay pride flag, then the Ukraine flag, and then there's probably more emojis because it cuts off.
He replies to Ben Rhodes, Ben, there's a much bigger picture here, which makes me question your legitimacy.
Which I love as a response.
Maybe you're actually illegitimate.
Yeah.
I thought Ben Rhodes was legitimate, but now I don't know if he's legitimate anymore.
Right.
So there's an international community that's coming down on one of the members of that international community.
This is actually bigger than that.
This is an issue bigger than that.
It's about me.
It's about me as a Zionist.
Which is a way bigger deal than a collective of nation states trying to diplomatically interact with each other on this planet.
No, there's a bigger issue at hand.
It's whether I get a new home in the next couple years with beachfront property.
I was talking about my annoyance with gay libs, gay male libs, and it's like, oh cool, they found a new struggle now.
I'm a Zionist now, so now that's my new thing.
Since I can adopt a kid, I don't care about anybody else in the queer struggle.
I'm good, so now I gotta be a Zionist to keep my fire going.
Yeah, let's go to Danny's profile.
He's got three cats as his cover photo.
Oh, never mind.
He's perfect.
And his bio says, a proud Democrat.
Cat daddy to Maddie.
Kisses.
Cat kisses emoji.
There are three cats in that picture.
I haven't come this far to stop now and then he and then one of them has the like uwu the next one is the uwu face um and he's got 11,000 11.1 thousand uh he's following 11.1 thousand people and he has 11.5 thousand followers so he's what he's winning I can't talk shit about that guy he's got 11.5 thousand followers What hell?
What hell must this guy's timeline be?
Jesus.
And it's all Democrats sharing the same memes about how cool Biden is or how Kamala Harris is like Rosa Parks.
Again, I need to know which cat is Matty.
There's three cats there.
He only said cat dad to Matty.
Yeah, maybe he lost a couple in the last breakup or something.
Why is there an elephant in his display name?
There's a cat?
Does he not know that an elephant's... He's got to know that.
I don't know.
Maybe it's there for a different reason because he's also got the blue wave emoji.
Think it means he has a big hog?
Yeah, that's probably what it means.
That makes sense.
Stop antisemitism.
Okay, no, sorry.
We need to go on to, yeah, how Norway, Ireland, and Spain move to recognize Palestinian state.
Drawing Israeli fury.
Another thing that happened is Israel-related news.
Jerusalem recalls ambassadors from Oslo and Dublin as foreign minister says announcement is prize for terrorism.
Abbas and Hamas celebrate move.
This is from the Times of Israel by Lazar Berman.
I love that.
Drawing Israeli Fury.
I love that that's in the title of the article.
That is a terrifying idea.
From what we know now, you don't really want to draw Israel's fury because they don't give a fuck.
They're like the really bad guy in the movie who doesn't just go after you, they go after your whole family.
Okay, the leaders of Norway, Ireland, and Spain announced Wednesday that their countries will recognize a Palestinian state within days, sparking a diplomatic row with Israel.
Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gar Stor and Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez said the countries would make recognition official on May 28th in a joint move with Ireland, whose leader, Simon Harris, said he expected other countries to join an upswell of support for Palestinian statehood in the upcoming weeks.
Several European Union countries in the past weeks indicated that they plan to declare their recognition of a Palestinian state.
Arguing a two-state solution is essential for lasting peace in the region.
I think a one-state solution is kind of the current goal for a lot of Palestinian, you know, activists.
A single secular state that treats all of its Citizenry the same.
Ah, it sounds like a good idea to me, but... I like it.
Quote, there cannot be peace in the Middle East if there is no recognition, Garstor said at a press conference.
In Ireland, Harris called recognition, quote, a historic and important day for Ireland and Palestine.
The Irish premier said the recognition comes from a belief in, quote, freedom and justice, and that peace can only be secured by, quote, the free will of a free people.
Speaking to Spain's lower house Sanchez said that Spain's recognition is a decision quote for peace for justice and for coherence Spain will be accompanied by other European countries said the more there are of us the sooner.
We will achieve a ceasefire We are not going to give up It's sick.
It's cool.
You know I mean Could have come a lot sooner, you know, this type of slaughter has been happening historically for a while now.
And just, you know, slaughter, dispossession, all of it.
But it's cool.
I think it's really important to acknowledge that these are countries with militaries.
I think that's, and I mean that.
Yeah.
You know, because they do have, a lot of people don't.
You know, Palestine for instance.
So that's kind of important.
For people to remember that.
This is why we need to spend ten times more on our military than every other military.
It's because we're going to have a lot of fights on our hands.
We're going to have a lot of other militaries to fight.
Okay?
This is so good though.
Jerusalem responded angrily to the announcements, recalling its ambassadors from Ireland, Spain, and Norway for immediate consultations.
I love it.
So pitching a fit because your friend has another friend.
Yep.
You know, like pitching a fit because you, you're letting your friend eat dinner at your house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
Like if you're, if you're like, if you're like fucking heavy with somebody, I really don't fuck with.
I don't like that.
I hate that.
That's true.
I mean, sure, that's fair.
So you would recall your ambassadors?
Yeah, I would recall my ambassadors.
Like, hey, let me get... I need that record back.
Didn't I let you borrow a pot?
I need that shit back today.
uh quote i am sending an unequivocal message dot dot dot israel will not let this go quietly foreign minister israel katz said he also summoned the envoys of three countries in israel for quote severe reprimands and said they would be shown footage of the kidnapping of five female israeli soldiers on october 7th amid hamas's shock assault which was set to be made public wednesday evening i'm surprised they said soldiers i'm a i'm surprised they acknowledged that
These five were Israeli soldiers.
It's usually not called a kidnapping.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
When it happens to soldiers, it's called taking prisoners.
Yeah, and remember what option B is?
Like, this is cool for you.
You should be happy they took him.
Uh just why it's just why like I don't know it's funny that they like you can see the propaganda but it's still bad you know um the footage will quote underscore them underscore to them what a twisted decision their government's made cat said in a statement their step will have severe consequences
And again, if I were sent to one of these captive audience torture porn meetings, I would just be like, which is a bigger number?
5 or 45,000?
Exactly.
Why do they keep acting like they're the only ones that have damning footage?
Like, I mean, Doug, there's a reason why they banned TikTok.
Like, scroll on Twitter, you will see the atrocities that Israel is committing all over the place.
And it's awful.
The kidnapped things are not going to compare.
How could you see that when Israel already took down the Associated Press' Hamas feed?
Yeah, yeah.
That's why they had to do it.
Yep, that makes sense.
But yeah, I don't think the self-righteousness is just insane.
It's delusional too.
And it's sad that it works sometimes.
Did you see I think it was Antony Blinken.
I think it was a fucking US.
What is it?
Defense Secretary?
I can't remember his spokesperson.
He said that if Palestine achieves statehood, the U.S.
will withdraw funding for the food relief program that it has through the United Nations.
So it will starve like 31 million people or whatever the estimated population fed by that program.
So again, I don't know how you think you're the good guys when you say shit like that.
America's got it pretty easy with that threat.
They're like, listen, we have millions of people starving right here.
You think we won't do that other places?
We don't give a fuck.
I mean, it is because like that, that is to a certain degree, like what the population of Gaza is or, you know, Palestine or, you know, the street, the homeless population here, like they do serve as an example of whatnot.
Not what not to do, but as what can happen to you if you break one of the myriad unfair illogical rules imposed upon you by this system or by the people who occupy it.
Oh, you think we give a fuck about like, you know, human rights, the humanitarian effect?
Two words.
Flint, Michigan, bitch.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's in our backyard, baby.
We don't give a fuck.
Own people.
Let's get to some responses to this.
Responses to this were incredible.
Stop antisemitism, which is like an actual organism.
Yeah, we've got to stop antisemitism.
Let's not do it.
Antisemitism is bad.
Right.
So let's listen to what they've got to say.
Antisemitism, like when someone is Palestinian.
I hate antisemitism.
No, there is real anti-semitism.
These guys do not care about it though.
Stop anti-semitism tweeted out meet Ireland's foreign FM a foreign minister I don't know meet Ireland's FM Michael Martin family on October 7th and there's a photo of that guy and his family his wife and three kids it looks like on October 7th Hamas terrorists raped and kidnapped his daughter AOB Martin into Gaza.
Today, FM Michael Martin announced he is rewarding his daughter's rapists with a state of their own.
Lunacy, right?
Then why are you doing this to Israelis?
Oh, okay.
And then underneath, right after this tweet, it says, this post is for illustrative purposes and only and did not actually occur.
Thank you.
Cause it was a bit confusing at first.
Cause I was like, I was like, Oh, cause I thought I was like, Oh, maybe his daughter was like in the IDF.
That's interesting.
And maybe she did get kidnapped and maybe she like was released.
And she was like, dad, these people got some points, you know?
But then when they were like, that's what you did to, to Israel.
It was like, we, didn't we, didn't they prove that that didn't happen?
That didn't happen like that.
Well, October 7th wasn't like that?
A lot of the reporting has been, yes, debunked about October 7th.
It's impossible to say that there were no rapes.
How could you ever even prove that?
Not to mention that just rape is a factor of war.
One of the many reasons why war is bad, obviously.
No, they're just like, what if we raped your daughter?
Like, what if we, oh yeah?
You want to grant statehood to a people?
Well, we're imagining your family being raped.
Yeah.
How about that?
Have you thought about that?
Uh, insane stuff.
And to like, it's just, this is like, This is, it's so fascinating, like the Israeli propaganda, the propaganda from these people is so crazy.
Because it's like, it's not enough to be like, what if they did this to your family?
Yeah.
Because that's been a staple of politics for a while now.
American politics has done that in like presidential elections, like the Willie Horton shit.
Like Trump with the migrants.
Right uh this is like doing fake news about it this is like like presenting it as reporting and to be like no we made it up it was we we lied about this to prove a point Okay.
You could have just said a hypothetical and nobody would have thought you were lying to begin with.
So wild.
They did it with Spain as well.
They did the same exact post with two different politicians.
Just great stuff.
Really working for you guys, I think.
How is doing rape fantasies not against Twitter guidelines?
There's a lot of things that you would think would be even against like Like what Twitter says its own guidelines are and it's not Supposedly you're not allowed to like do targeted harassment or anything like that, but that's that's all Twitter is still yeah I mean, that's like, you know, that's the number one reason to be on Twitter.
So I hope they don't get rid of that but Yeah, uh, this one stirred up some real freaks.
Do you know this person, Demi?
Their at is... No.
Their at is Juneral, like funeral, but spelled J-E-W, which is like... Wait...
You would think like a Nazi account would have that or something.
Are you just like a goth Jew?
They're like an epic young Jewish girl, I'm guessing.
They're presenting, it looks like, pretty femme with like bushy hair, you know, mixed race perhaps.
Old statement for a Mars Volta fan.
Uh, my statement or hers?
You.
You.
Your statement saying she looks pretty femme.
It's not the hair that makes the femme, I would say.
Those were just two different things.
They do look like they could be related.
Yeah.
I mean, they look like maybe half black to me or something.
You know, I don't have my calipers on me.
Leave that one to me, okay?
Okay.
Alright.
It's just a young, hip look.
We've been taking a lot of L's lately, to be honest.
I just can't take one more.
I can't take one more.
I can't have Juniril be on my team.
I'm not holding you accountable for Juniril's actions.
It's been a fucking tough time for us light skins.
It's been insane.
Should I skip this?
Comment where she advocates for the genocide of the Irish?
I haven't even read it yet!
I haven't even read it yet!
No!
Go ahead.
Jesus.
She says, again, this is like, you know, she looks like maybe 21, if that, uh, striking, like, serious look into the camera, uh, type photo.
I've already advocated for the REDACTED of the Irish before, and I'll do it again.
What in your life made you do that?
Do you not know anything about Ireland?
Yeah, I don't... I don't... I think she might be... like a fan of the British.
Yeah, that's what it sounds like, and that's really fucking... You know, maybe... because, listen.
Okay, listen.
I've worked at a bar on St.
Paddy's Day.
You're thinking of Irish-Americans.
It's not the same thing.
They're not the same.
Yeah, she had a really bad time in Boston once.
Yeah.
No, I think she's like, well, Britain, they're the ones who gave Israel, you know, gave the Zionists Israel.
So I automatically am on Team England.
Like whoever they had to starve or depopulate or exploit or enslave or whatever.
I'm okay with it.
What's funny too is like so this person is a Zionist right so they don't even think like a genocide is happening and they're saying now they're like oh you want to see a genocide I'll show you a genocide but of the Irish people.
Yeah.
She says redacted, but it's of the Irish?
So is it like murder of the Irish?
You wouldn't kind of say it like that.
If you're gonna kill the Irish, I think that's by definition a genocide.
Maybe it was the cucking of the Irish?
That's cool.
I'm okay with that.
That's fine.
That's fine with me.
Uh, she also retweeted one of the school bonds accounts which are like psychotic pro-democrat conspiracy theorist like weird uh almost like a cult online you know it's it's like the the k-hive but i for i don't know i think i think they were really mad at choppo trap house for a while and that's how they got that's how they formed a lot of their community let's just
By people who hated Will Miniker.
We might have to give them a closer look one day.
We'll see what they're all about.
No, I've seen them plenty.
They're just mostly screeching lunatics who are really annoying.
But she retweeted one of the school bonds dogs who says, you know what?
Hashtag Britain should just take Ireland.
The Irish really aren't doing anything good with it.
I just had 14 likes.
Good job, dude.
Good job.
Fucked.
Fucked up, man.
Like, again, this is like... This is how people are radicalized.
Like, they... Yeah.
They find one thing... I don't know.
They find one thing they disagree with, or like, one thing they, for whatever reason, feel strongly about, and then just...
make that their personality and viscerally oppose anyone who might feel different on any number of issues you know or who feel differently from them on that issue but they'll just they're just like you know what uh i actually like imperialism now actually british imperialism is good i'm so i'm so zionist that i've worked backwards into like the the british empire well like that thing too these people they really don't
Do they even know the history of stuff like that that happened?
Do they understand that there was a war?
That people did die for Ireland?
That's not a hypothetical.
Do they really understand that?
Yeah, I mean I have seen liberal spaces.
Criticize resistance because of the bombings you know that occasionally yeah kill I think I would expect would like at least probably hurt some bystanders you know yeah I haven't read about the that period of time in detail but yeah I've seen it like them be described as terrorists like even if I support their cause like the way they were doing it
Was wrong or whatever also never just never side with Britain.
That's just easy.
It's easy That's the thing is like I don't I don't know it's it's not really hard for me To still pick a side because you would be like it's the same thing with Israel and got in Palestine Like, you saying, well, I don't like their methods because I don't like, you know, the Irish's methods or the IRA's methods because, you know, innocent people got killed.
Yeah.
I understand.
I understand that sentiment totally.
And you should always try to minimize civilian casualties.
But they happen in war.
They happen in every, every single war.
And the fact that you're only turning that critical eye to The resistance, the occupied, the people who are oppressed, is a dead giveaway.
It's a dead giveaway that you're not seriously engaging.
Absolutely.
Seriously engaging with the issue.
So yeah, it's very funny watching Democrats, and this is something I meant to say when we were talking about Ben Rhodes, watching Democrats move further to the right on this particular issue.
While still trying to convince everybody that we're too far left, that this is either we're too far left or the Democrats are, Biden is the most progressive Democrat in history or whatever.
Yeah.
Like you're looking at a guy from a Democratic administration, you know, almost 20 years ago.
You're looking at a guy who voted against civil rights.
No, sorry, let me clarify.
I'm talking about Ben Rhodes, the advisor to Obama.
You're looking at a guy from a previous Democratic administration who is saying, you guys are radicalizing to the right.
You guys are radicalizing In a way that is very similar to Trump, and not just because you're extreme left and that's no different than extreme right.
It's like, no, sanctioning the ICC on behalf of Benjamin Netanyahu is absolutely a right-wing move.
Yeah, this is a guy that you should be listening to from what you think you're doing.
Just hold my hand.
Thank you.
Yeah.
But, um... Well, we spent a lot of time on this stuff.
I had some... I had some more comments, but we should move on to, uh... We should move on to pressing... further pressing news here from the New York Times.
Pope Francis cleared the way for Carlo Acutis, an Italian teenager, to become the first millennial saint by attributing a second miracle to him, the Vatican announced.
And yeah, there's a photo accompanied with the Italian teenager, Carlo.
Like a photo of him wearing a backpack and, you know, like a little collared shirt.
Really looks like a glamour shot of him.
It's a painting.
Okay, yeah, it's, yeah.
It's a painting, but it's like a hyper-realistic painting, but it is done in, like, that saint mode where there is a glow around him.
But he's wearing a backpack with a cell phone holder on it.
Wow.
Oh, millennial saint, huh?
Uh, Jesus Christ.
What, are they gonna, when you go to take communion, are they gonna put a Tide Pod on your tongue?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're gonna turn Four Loko into the Eucharist?
Well, I bet they're gonna start taking donations on Snapchat for the Catholic Church.
They passed the bull around and it was just a QR code.
I knew, sorry, thank you to whoever shared this into the Facebook group.
I saw it on my own, so I didn't mentally tie you to the story, but yeah, thank you for sharing this to the Facebook group.
I saw this 17 minutes after it was posted.
It already had hundreds of laugh reacts on Facebook.
Before we jump in the comments, can I go pee real quick?
all right - Man, it sucks the videos off because you're like still sitting down in the video.
Like I never got up?
No, I mean you're just finally coming back to sit down.
Oh wow.
That's wild.
Yeah.
I wonder if I- you think if I could refresh the page would it help?
No.
No?
It's like something with me.
I don't- it's something with my computer I think because nobody else sees it except me, so.
I think maybe you're just losing your mind.
That's probably it.
That makes sense.
Raffi Rother says it is nothing but a mockery of Christianity.
Jesus wouldn't even recognize any of their actions and be wondering what the heck at they doing.
And I do think that that's why this millennial was raised to sainthood.
I think it was meant to be part of a humiliation ritual for all of us who have to witness this.
And who's gonna finally stand up and say, enough is enough.
I'm through being humiliated by the Catholic Church and do what needs to be done.
Hint, hint.
Hint, hint, hint.
Wink, wink.
Is he saying sainthood in general is a mockery of Christianity?
I kind of get that from a Christian perspective, a non-Catholic perspective.
Well, there's a shit ton of people who are just mad at the Catholic Church in general for a number of reasons.
Most of those reasons that people are mad at the Catholic Church are because the Pope is a gay Marxist.
Then like a secondary level of people who are mad at the Catholic Church is because they're epic atheists.
And then the third level of people who are mad at the Catholic Church, it could go either way, but they only care about the rape scandal.
And that's why they don't like the Catholic Church, which is fair, totally fair.
However, it does feel like it's being cynically deployed by other evangelical Christians who are fine with the abuse going on in their own communities, but there's only so much you can diagnose through a single Facebook comment.
So, right here, Rafi Rather probably just means a Christianity, or sorry, Catholicism, or at least this current Pope is nothing but a mockery of Christianity.
You know, because this Pope said that he loves trans people.
Or because this Pope said that we should be feeding the poor.
I can also see this being like a This is a millennial.
Millennials don't do anything good.
Jesus would not recognize their actions.
That's option B of reading this.
That very well could be, yeah.
I didn't even think of that.
But yeah, he could be referring to millennials' actions.
You really think Jesus is going to save somebody who doesn't even know how to change a tire?
I think that the moment you post, the time you make your first post on the internet, on any type of social media or whatever, you've signed a contract to go to hell.
I think that's exactly what happened.
I don't think there's anything holy about... I think that all that stuff is pure evil.
Yeah, definitely.
And I think that we're all kind of... So I think maybe they're right.
We're kind of... You can't be a saint and been on Friendster.
Well, this kid was called like...
He's called God's Influencer?
Like that's how a lot of this reporting is referring to him?
He was like a computer kid.
He was like a computer coding kid.
And so the reason that he was, one of the reasons that he was selected as sainthood was because he was a millennial who found, he was like born-again Christian.
um who did outreach for the church online uh and then once he died purported miracles occurred around him or around the idea of him like supposedly some of his clothing uh like a woman touched his clothing and then Her baby was healed, or somebody else prayed over his grave, and their illness was healed.
Those are the miracles we're talking about.
I got one of his backpacks.
I got the backpack, and my load size tripled.
It's crazy.
It's too much now, but it's a miracle.
Oh boy.
Simone Kagima says, I'm a saint and it's not a brag, but according to Jesus, anyone who believes in him is called a saint in the Bible.
Pope reads, smiley face, smiley face, smiley face.
This was not what I was expecting because this was another big response.
Let's see if I have.
Yeah.
Ilona Bosher says all believers are called saints.
People need to read the Word of God for themselves.
Sainthood is not bestowed on a person by another human being, but when we come to know Christ personally for ourselves.
This is amazing.
This makes so much sense to me.
These are fucking well-actually-asked Christians who are like, well, actually Catholics.
Yes.
They're the ones who are like, you worship Mary.
I worship myself.
Like, we are not the same.
Because that is the difference, right?
So the idea is like, well, Catholicism is a bastard, weird, cultish religion because they have saints, and because they, you know, pray to Mary, or they pray to the other saints, which is idolatry, you're praying to someone else besides God, etc., etc.
I thought that I was going to see that criticism of it, and you do see that criticism of it, and it is, no, you guys are a cult because you made a millennial a saint, whereas I'm part of the one true religion because I am a saint.
That has made me a saint for believing in Jesus.
And yeah, God, that makes so much sense because that is even crazier.
That is even crazier than being like, well, I believe in God, Jesus, like the miracles Jesus performed, like the way that God manifests in the everyday world that's like transcendental and out of our ability to understand.
So like, of course, there would be miracles performed.
yada yada yada through like these people or if there is unexplained phenomenon perhaps it could be explained because of sainthood because of God working through these particular people and yeah your answer is no that's not right What's the religion where I'm a saint?
That's the right religion.
That's the one.
That's the good one.
That's the one I like.
Are they also just kind of like linguists too, which is annoying?
Well, if you read the words, you can interpret it this way.
There are passages, like this is a widespread argument.
This was a widespread argument.
And I read some of the passages that they were referencing And it's all written in that convoluted biblical language where you, you know, like a philosophical text from 500, 600 years ago that you need a translation of, or even somebody to like dissect it word for word to tell you what even these words mean.
But it's like, among those who believe are the saints, and the saints are those among whom are believe in Jesus.
Whatever.
So, sure.
Yeah, I don't care if you interpret the Bible that way.
That's fine.
It just makes sense that you would be the one to interpret the Bible that way.
Yeah, and it's also like, go ahead, go ahead, you're right, that is in the Bible and it does say that, but within Catholicism, it means this, and that's what we're operating in right now.
It's just so funny.
Catholicism is not making you accept a saint.
You don't have to do it.
You don't gotta do it.
Just imagine having a conversation with a Christian and being like, no, Catholicism is crazy because they think, like, Mary was a saint, whereas I am a saint.
It's mean.
Oh, totally, dude.
Anyway.
Cool.
Look at this tattoo I got of myself.
Oh wait, no, that's RBG.
Hold on, it's here on the other arm.
Other saint, other saint.
Mike Parker says, might as well, so might as well make Millennial into a saint.
Next they'll change out Holy Water for Red Bull and The Host for Nutella.
All those Millennials and their fucking Nutella.
So like, I don't know if you knew this, but I used to be a Eucharistic minister.
And what that means is, it's funny, I don't think I've said those words together since not being Catholic.
That's a wild, those are a wild thing to call yourself.
I was a Eucharistic minister and that's somebody who would hand out the Eucharist aside from the priest to the parishioners, right?
That's like the real freak.
That's the guy you got to watch out for.
Yeah, and so I would, you know, place it on their tongue if they want on their tongue, but usually put in their hand.
Careful not to drop crumbs because it's all holy.
And I'm imagining like fingering a Nutella and just like smearing it.
You can't do Eucharist with a paste, my guy.
That's gross.
Yeah, it doesn't make like Nutella goes on something like it could go on the Eucharist.
Oh, but then you have an opportunity to have like holy butter knives that they all bring their own butter knife that is clean and pristine and polished and they get to and it's a test of greed too because we love Nutella.
You know, whatever hazelnut spread you can have.
No, there's absolutely no vegan Nutella, Tony.
There's no hazelnut spread here, okay?
It's gotta be Nutella.
But it's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be exemption because it's officially Body of Christ, which is not vegan anyways.
Gonna get a religious exemption from the Board of Veganism.
I wasn't vegan when I was a Catholic because I was eating body and drinking blood.
The parishioners who get a big glob, they're kind of going to be looked at sideways like, oh, you're a little greedy, aren't you?
And then some people are going to virtue signal by just barely dabbing it and not getting much Nutella.
And then people with allergies are just going to die.
Madeline Dewing says, next, the Antichrist will be recognized and backed.
First, Millennials, what's next?
The Antichrist?
Don't you already believe that that's Obama?
You should already believe that's Obama.
He can take that.
That's kind of a W for him.
Yeah, I wonder if Obama is still the Antichrist.
Maybe he lost, and so there's going to be a new Antichrist coming?
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know, I'll have to ask my mom.
Because remember I told you my mom was like, well, I don't think he's not not the Antichrist.
She's like, and I like him, but I think we're supposed to like him, so that's why I'm suspecting him.
She's like, it says we're going to like him, so I don't like him.
So I'll have to get an update from her on whether he's still the Antichrist or not.
Oh gosh, he's come a long way.
I'm so proud of her.
Rob Lee says, you can't never be a real saint when that woke commie pope had recognized you.
Uh, so I do like this sentiment that like, well, Millennial Saint, it doesn't fucking matter because it's a fake Pope who did it.
It's a fake commie Pope who did it, you know, and like, you'll, sorry, you're never going to be, everybody's going to know that you got an honorary sainthood from the Antichrist Pope.
But still, the thing is that if you're Catholic, there's been some fake popes and they've sucked, but unfortunately what they get to do during their tenure applies.
It's a loophole.
We also believe that part too.
So yeah, you might not like those saints, but they are saints.
They are gonna be seen at the right hand of God and your bitch ass is gonna be on the left side.
It's just so... You ain't never gonna meet.
It rules so hard to like believe in sainthood.
To believe in the Catholic Church and the ability of the Pope to speak for God on Earth.
But then be like, but not this Pope!
But not this one.
Actually.
Yeah.
Well, actually.
It's so funny.
It's like, it's so funny because it's, I don't understand it because if you believe in it, well, the, the, the Pope is the vessel of God or the Pope is the voice of God or the emissary of God or yada, yada, yada.
It's still just based on a vote from Cardinals, right?
It's just like who the Cardinals voted for.
Yeah.
There's no like, you don't have to wait for a colored smoke or anything.
Well, you wait for the colored smoke, but that's man-made.
I know what you're saying.
You don't like read the omens or the signs, right?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, well I'm saying, like a colored smoke only happens for a Pope.
Yeah, but there's no signs, but yeah, you have to get, there's like, there's requirements.
You have to have a certain amount of miracles attributed to you, and you like, kind of just can't be a documented shitbag.
But there's no like definitive proof that, you know, it's not like the Pope is determined when somebody gets a vision from God that tells them the secret message that you need to know in order to be Pope.
It's just, Whoever a bunch of guys, like the majority of a bunch of guys, thought the new Pope was.
Like, are those guys infallible?
Yeah, I don't think they believe Catholics would believe that.
It doesn't make a lot of sense to me, which I guess maybe has been well-trod territory, probably.
What's funny is the idea of any modern saint always gets pushback.
Like, because we like to think of our saints being like ancient, you know, so a little more comfortable.
I can understand that.
Yeah.
So so like when I was when I was when I got my oh my God, why can't I think of the word right now, which is so confirmation when I was confirmed, my confirmation name, my saint name I picked was was Padre Pio.
Who was an Italian priest, and he was a modern saint, and he was actually in the process of being canonized.
And I thought I was being punk rock by picking one who they were going to have to maybe not do it.
I was like, I'm going to pick a controversial one.
And there was.
There was pushback.
There was pushback for it because he was canonized, but he wasn't beatified.
Um, so like, it's like canonized is like when you're, when you're like, um, nominated for it.
And then, um, so no, beatified is when you're nominated for it and then canonized is when you're made official.
Yeah.
So he wasn't canonized yet, but he was in the, they were like, they're like, they're still waiting on confirmation for one more miracle.
I don't know if we're going to, and I was like, I'm going to do, I'm doing anyways.
I don't even care.
The miracle is me using him as my saint for confirmation.
So like the idea, there's always been pushback against like modern saints.
Yeah, it makes sense.
He died like after World War II, like he died in like the 50s.
It makes sense because it's just like dragons.
It's easier to think about if you keep it in the past.
Also, imagine being somebody who lived your life in a way that allowed you to become a saint and they're like, this millennial.
That's your attribute?
You're a millennial?
Richard William Sean Marcus says, I wouldn't trust the Pope for one second.
Any Pope that recognizes transgenders and gays is not a man of God.
So just threw that one in there for some examples of what we're talking about here.
I did like this one from the Newsmax comment section.
This will be our last one from 127guy.
Who says, uh, secular friends are confused.
Blessed Carlo isn't a diversity candidate.
Oh, now that I think about it, I, I don't know if there's plenty of black saints.
Wasn't there a black Cardinal that was in the running for Pope fairly recently?
Yeah, but that's not a black saint.
I know, I was just... So, I do like that they're basically... I mean, I'm saying it could have been any number of races, but this is clearly a white passing kid.
He's a young Italian kid.
It doesn't matter if he's white passing or not.
I think they mean he's Italian, like the Vatican picked him because he's Italian.
Yeah, he's Italian, so he's one of them.
At least he's not a diversity candidate.
This is so funny.
Is this guy pro-Catholic Church?
Is he like, yeah, they made the right decision.
I think so.
The job went to the most qualified candidate, which was, of course, an Italian team.
Say what you will about the Catholic Church.
They have not been infiltrated by DEI.
Right.
They're standing ten toes.
It is funny because... There are way too many Italian saints.
There's a skew there.
There's a skew there for sure.
Secular friends are confused.
Why didn't they give it to the person who didn't deserve it?
You know, that's like parody of it, their imagining of it.
But it's like, how many appointments, how many raises, how many positions, how many advancements in general go to non-diversity candidates every day, right?
The overwhelming majority of them.
But it's like, when you have this dog following a tennis ball relationship with the outside world via your social media feed, You're like, wow, it's shocking that there's an Italian saint.
Yeah.
Like, you're the one who's shocked.
Just by commenting on this, we know you're the one who is shocked because you heard about a thing that didn't have to do with wokeness, or at least it did have to do with wokeness, but for millennials, because it's woke to make a millennial pope.
True.
But it's anti-woke to make an Italian, or sorry, saint.
So it's anti-woke to make an Italian saint, so they cancel each other out.
I really like the idea that one 27 guy saw this story, read it, and went and talked to his secular friends, and they were confused, and he came back to let us know.
Absolutely.
Or does he get together with his secular friends and scroll the feed together?
I don't know.
Are you guys confused by this article?
Check this out.
Look at this.
I'm going to comment.
Are you confused by this?
He probably gets dunked on.
They're like, hey, how's that pope working out for you, buddy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I fucking love it.
How many refugees have you signed up to take in?
127, actually.
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It's gonna be a very expensive tier.
We haven't set a price yet.
Where it's the Saint tier, where after you die, we will canonize you.
Yeah.
We will remember you forever as a Saint.
And so that will be something we'll make available pretty soon.
Yeah, and it's not going to be like a $5 a month thing.
Oh, it's going to be expensive.
It's going to be 20% of your gross income.
Yeah.
That's the only fair way to do it.
It makes sense.
We've consulted with the Catholic Church, and that's the standard.
I believe the Pope said bet.
Yeah.
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