#622 No, my tears taste like intelligence. Something you are missing. (preview)
TODAY: Mark Wahlberg and Clint Eastwood decide to form their own NON-WOKE Hollywood… according to viral misinformation campaigns on Facebook. A local news channel covers this trend of putting “satirical” red meat in front of right-wing audiences to get clicks, and conservatives attack the news outlet for shaming “free-thinkers.” PLUS: NFL kicker Harrison Butler gives an Andrew Tate-style commencement speech about how society is making men gay and how most of the graduating women are “probably” fantasizing about being housewives and mothers. (100% fact-checked by Patriots) FINALLY: Racists freak out about a (historically accurate) black samurai in the new Assassin’s Creed video game. Is this the historical realism we’ve come to expect from a game about teleporting into your ancestor’s brains to get a magical staff from Pythagoras?? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult
The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone awry.
Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist-phonia today.
So stay tuned.
We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
Stay tuned, guys, and we'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're at.
Just going to get this.
All your remarkable stuff.
Stay tuned.
What if you don't like seeing sex on screen and you like the implied sex because the sex you end up having isn't nearly as freaky as you want it to be?
Totally.
So you want to, like, you want to imagine freakier sex?
Right.
And it gets ruined when they just show it, like, you know?
My imagination is wilder than anything A24 could show me.
John Whited said, "It would be nice to see a good movie with a good story and without all the woke boxes checked." Mary Simpson says, "God is opening some of Hollywood's eyes." Thank you, Jesus.
Renee Blue, I hope you are correct about this.
We need to see some fabulous filming right here in the... and then it cuts off.
But fabulous filming.
Fabulous filming.
Where did all the fabulous filming go?
Fabulous filming has gone out the window.
That's the problem with, you know, Marvel.
Like Marvel, there's no fabulous filming in Marvel.
So that's like an afterthought.
My criticism of the organization, the entity, America's Last Line of Defense or Dunning-Kruger Times or whatever.
That's kind of an afterthought.
The most interesting part of this to me is all the conservatives getting mad at King5 for reporting this.
It's kind of where the story is, because again, King5 is like, the things you're clicking on online, they're wrong.
You're being played.
You're being made a fool of.
And for some reason, conservatives are like reading that.
Ethan Page says, struggling to understand how this news is relevant to or benefits Seattle or the greater Washington area at all.
Great effing reporting!
Well, there's a lot of older people in the greater Seattle area who are reading this thing.
It's real and you want to help them.
But that's like still not something they're considering here.
That's like, no, don't do that.
It's funny.
Yeah.
Strugg- uh, do- does Seattle have the internet?
I don't- I don't know.
We need to look into that.
Uh, and then Gregory Wade has the real answer.
Can't have the public but celebrities are turning against the orthodoxy.
True or not, all the sheep may follow.
So that's, I understand that.
Can't argue that.
Even if it's not true, they don't want you even thinking the fake Robert De Niro left Hollywood to start a non-woke production studio with Elon Musk.
Yep.
Because that would be so appealing to me.
I would be like, maybe I want to start a non-woke Hollywood studio, but not in Hollywood, in Austin with Elon Musk.
I mean, editing this, you know, censoring this kind of stuff is kind of like thought policing, you know?
You're not even allowing me to think about these hypotheticals as if they're real.
That's kind of fucked up.
You're kind of taking that freedom away from me.
Right?
It's the freedom of belief!
It's called faith, you assholes.
I don't care.
I don't care what your reporting says.
I do have faith that Clint Eastwood and Harrison Ford are going to team up to honor Leia's Force Ghost by doing a non-woke Star Wars.
I'll tell you this much, King5, I'm not going to click any article you publish with the word Santa Claus in it.
I don't want to hear that noise.
Oh, it's so funny.
True or not, true or not it's too powerful of an idea.
