Today we find out what it’s like to be Tom MacDonald as lesser (zionist) rappers try to come for the crown. We listen to the new Macklemore track, celebrate how direct and effective it is with its radical messaging but lament the fact that more mainstream artists aren’t doing this. The backlash to Macklemore’s pro-palestine, anti-zionist, anti-police, and pro-student protestors song “Hind’s Hall” takes us everywhere, from boomer Facebook to liberal Huffington Post, to zionist novelty rappers bringing portable speakers into campus protests to spit rhymes about how their families died in the ovens. Bars! Big Black - Shotgun RIP Steve Albini Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult
Well, so today we gotta, of course, talk about a certain white rapper's drop that has taken the country and possibly the world by storm.
I am, of course, everybody knows who I'm talking about.
Everyone knows.
And that is, let me pull up the window here, Tom McDonald, of course.
Tommy Mac.
Tom McDonald did this tweet the other day.
I really relate to Drake, period.
Line break, and you're like, is this going to be a pedophile joke?
Wait, how old is your girlfriend, Tom?
I forgot.
Is that something we don't know about her?
Is that why her immune system is compromised because she's so young?
Is that why she's so good at recording videos and shit?
She's a TikTok teen?
Is that what's happening?
Oh, no.
No, she looks to be of age.
What a good mind on this guy.
There's more to the tweet, of course, but just imagine after watching that whole back and forth, it ended with Drake being resoundingly called a pedophile multiple times in the last song from Kendrick Lamar, and Mr. Facebook, Facebook rapper, is like, you know what?
I really relate to that guy, and I should tell everybody about it.
Um, I really relate to Drake.
Period.
Line break.
Line break.
I know how it feels to have a zillion rappers smaller than yourself telling lies about you and chasing clout.
Period.
And then line break, line break, and then a fucking heart emoji.
This is insane, dude!
This, like, this mu- For how opportunistic this motherfucker is, like, He's his wires just got to be crossed in his brain, right?
Like like he thought he was coming down on the right side in this somehow.
I mean, people are saying that maybe this is a Canadian loyalty, you know?
And also, I think that this incredibly soft way of tweeting, and soft, I do mean it in the degrading fashion.
It's like, it's tender.
Yeah, it's very Drake.
The heart in the end is just like the heart that Drake had carved, I mean, caving to his hair.
This is literally something you DM to a 15-year-old!
That's all this is?
It's so funny because like, who has looked at this beef, right?
Where Drake is... A lot of people are coming at Drake, but these people are people like Future and Alchemist and Kendrick Lamar.
No one is looking at this being like, oh, these guys are clout chasing.
These are clout chasers.
And also just thinking like, I do want to hear the anti-Tom McDonald songs within the Tom McDonald scene.
Are there people out there who are calling him a poser because he is Canadian and he doesn't even understand how the Constitution works?
Does that exist?
Oh no, you think people are gonna call him a colonizer as well for wrapping himself in the American flag?
Like they did to Drake?
That's why he relates to him so bad!
That's exactly why he fucking relates to him!
Oh, you gotta come down south to clear a check?
All right, Tommy.
All right, Tommy Gunn.
I see you.
You guys are the same.
I also wear a costume.
And no, it's not just the one you can see with your eyes.
It's also the fact that I, you know, specifically am trying to appeal to American idiots.
Not in the Green Day way.
I mean, in the sophisticated way.
Tom McDonald also struggles with what it's like to forcibly code switch just for success.
He understands that struggle.
Incredible.
It's so funny that he's serious.
I was waiting for the joke.
I know how it feels to have a zillion rappers smaller than yourself.
Is this a short joke about Kendrick Lamar smaller than yourself?
But Tom MacDonald is also 5'2".
Tom MacDonald is the size of Ben Shapiro.
Yeah.
We have photographic evidence of this.
He's a very small guy.
So yeah, he must be thinking, does he tout himself as like a Drake, like a parallel to Jake?
Are they peers in his mind?
I think he might be like a shooter for Drake.
Ooh.
I mean, if Drake has shooters, it is going to be someone like Tom McDonald.
Even as someone who's been a fan of the music and has shamelessly bumped so many of his songs, I don't take him seriously as somebody to be a threat.
And yeah, I would imagine Tom's coming for you and then it's Tom McDonald who pulls up on you.
That would be so great.
Tom McDonald gets a text message that just says, go.
He already knows what to do, but he definitely picks up the phone, and he also calls Uncle Adams.
And Uncle Adams hops in the ride, and then they both go to take care of business.
I imagine Mike about to pull away, and his wife throws them two masks and says, Hey, remember, you can't come back for two weeks, actually.
You're going out.
You got to quarantine outside of the house for two weeks before you come home.
Love you, babe.
Be safe.
Amazing tweet from Tom McDonald.
Yeah, I'm eager to see how him picking Drake... Oh, and then like... Somebody said something like...
Oh, you really side with Drake over Kendrick and this beef or whatever?
And Tom was like, I don't really care about no poetry fight.
And it's like, that's, what do you, you, you like made a career on Facebook saying how much more literate you were than all the SoundCloud rappers.
Yeah.
Like all you did was try and beef to, you know, to clout chase or whatever, to, to like try and, I don't know, get hate, hate clicks.
And you're claiming to know what it's like to be in a rap beef.
I guess you're saying that maybe he's just talking about our episodes.
Maybe he just heard our episodes where we talk about him.
Maybe that's what he's referring to.
That's the closest thing I could think of.
And in the scheme of things, yeah, we are much smaller rappers than he is.
I love like...
You're a rapper and you're like, I don't do this stupid poetry battle shit.
So are you calling what you're doing poetry?
It's so fun, because he's like doing shut up and dribble for rappers, kind of, but it's like, you're a rapper too, and that's just part of being a rapper, I think, is like, if there's people you don't like, you get to talk shit about them.
That's a fun thing to put in a song, you know?
I wonder if like, 4G Auto Blow saw this and was like, took offense to it.
You know, if people like that were like, Tom's talking shit.
This is a sneak diss.
He's sneak dissing us right now.
We're being subtweeted by Tom McDowd.
He wants the smoke.
Well, there was like, there was bad blood between those guys because they all, they were all arguing over who did let's go there.
The real let's go Brandon song.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Forgiato Blow was arguing with that black dude who wears, like, the bucket hat, the, like, Logio or some shit.
Yeah, something like that.
It sounds like Forgiato Blow.
Also, it's like Lorenzo or something.
I don't know.
But, yeah, no, they wrote, like, diss tracks about how their song, you know, their Let's Go Brandon song would totally make a better bumper sticker than your Let's Go Brandon song.
And you can get these bumper stickers at this link below.
Yeah, I hope this stirs the pot because it's been pretty stale in that scene lately.
Okay, well, we were just joking.
We're of course going to talk about Macklemore's Hell's Hall.
Sorry, I'm pulling it up right now.
What is the name of the song again?
Hell's Hall.
No.
Hell's Hall.
Sorry, one second.
You didn't tell me I was going to have to know the name of the song.
