Minion Death Cult - #618 MackleLESS (preview)
Aired: 2024-05-09
Duration: 08:31


=== Tom McDonald's Drake Joke (06:26) ===

[00:00:00]  Well, so today we gotta, of course, talk about a certain white rapper's drop that has taken the country and possibly the world by storm.
[00:00:13]  I am, of course, everybody knows who I'm talking about.
[00:00:16]  Everyone knows.
[00:00:17]  And that is, let me pull up the window here, Tom McDonald, of course.
[00:00:24]  Tommy Mac.
[00:00:25]  Tom McDonald did this tweet the other day.
[00:00:29]  I really relate to Drake, period.
[00:00:34]  Line break, and you're like, is this going to be a pedophile joke?
[00:00:37]  Wait, how old is your girlfriend, Tom?
[00:00:40]  I forgot.
[00:00:41]  Is that something we don't know about her?
[00:00:43]  Is that why her immune system is compromised because she's so young?
[00:00:46]  Is that why she's so good at recording videos and shit?
[00:00:48]  She's a TikTok teen?
[00:00:49]  Is that what's happening?
[00:00:50]  Oh, no.
[00:00:51]  No, she looks to be of age.
[00:00:57]  What a good mind on this guy.
[00:00:59]  There's more to the tweet, of course, but just imagine after watching that whole back and forth, it ended with Drake being resoundingly called a pedophile multiple times in the last song from Kendrick Lamar, and Mr. Facebook, Facebook rapper, is like, you know what?
[00:01:18]  I really relate to that guy, and I should tell everybody about it.
[00:01:23]  Um, I really relate to Drake.
[00:01:24]  Period.
[00:01:25]  Line break.
[00:01:26]  Line break.
[00:01:27]  I know how it feels to have a zillion rappers smaller than yourself telling lies about you and chasing clout.
[00:01:34]  Period.
[00:01:35]  And then line break, line break, and then a fucking heart emoji.
[00:01:39]  This is insane, dude!
[00:01:41]  This, like, this mu- For how opportunistic this motherfucker is, like, He's his wires just got to be crossed in his brain, right?
[00:01:51]  Like like he thought he was coming down on the right side in this somehow.
[00:01:56]  I mean, people are saying that maybe this is a Canadian loyalty, you know?
[00:02:01]  And also, I think that this incredibly soft way of tweeting, and soft, I do mean it in the degrading fashion.
[00:02:09]  It's like, it's tender.
[00:02:10]  Yeah, it's very Drake.
[00:02:12]  The heart in the end is just like the heart that Drake had carved, I mean, caving to his hair.
[00:02:16]  This is literally something you DM to a 15-year-old!
[00:02:22]  That's all this is?
[00:02:24]  It's so funny because like, who has looked at this beef, right?
[00:02:29]  Where Drake is... A lot of people are coming at Drake, but these people are people like Future and Alchemist and Kendrick Lamar.
[00:02:39]  No one is looking at this being like, oh, these guys are clout chasing.
[00:02:41]  These are clout chasers.
[00:02:44]  And also just thinking like, I do want to hear the anti-Tom McDonald songs within the Tom McDonald scene.
[00:02:55]  Are there people out there who are calling him a poser because he is Canadian and he doesn't even understand how the Constitution works?
[00:03:03]  Does that exist?
[00:03:04]  Oh no, you think people are gonna call him a colonizer as well for wrapping himself in the American flag?
[00:03:11]  Like they did to Drake?
[00:03:12]  That's why he relates to him so bad!
[00:03:15]  That's exactly why he fucking relates to him!
[00:03:18]  Oh, you gotta come down south to clear a check?
[00:03:21]  All right, Tommy.
[00:03:21]  All right, Tommy Gunn.
[00:03:22]  I see you.
[00:03:23]  You guys are the same.
[00:03:25]  I also wear a costume.
[00:03:26]  And no, it's not just the one you can see with your eyes.
[00:03:29]  It's also the fact that I, you know, specifically am trying to appeal to American idiots.
[00:03:35]  Not in the Green Day way.
[00:03:37]  I mean, in the sophisticated way.
[00:03:40]  Tom McDonald also struggles with what it's like to forcibly code switch just for success.
[00:03:46]  He understands that struggle.
[00:03:50]  Incredible.
[00:03:52]  It's so funny that he's serious.
[00:03:55]  I was waiting for the joke.
[00:03:57]  I know how it feels to have a zillion rappers smaller than yourself.
[00:04:02]  Is this a short joke about Kendrick Lamar smaller than yourself?
[00:04:07]  But Tom MacDonald is also 5'2".
[00:04:11]  Tom MacDonald is the size of Ben Shapiro.
[00:04:15]  Yeah.
[00:04:16]  We have photographic evidence of this.
[00:04:19]  He's a very small guy.
[00:04:20]  So yeah, he must be thinking, does he tout himself as like a Drake, like a parallel to Jake?
[00:04:27]  Are they peers in his mind?
[00:04:29]  I think he might be like a shooter for Drake.
[00:04:31]  Ooh.
[00:04:32]  I mean, if Drake has shooters, it is going to be someone like Tom McDonald.
[00:04:37]  Even as someone who's been a fan of the music and has shamelessly bumped so many of his songs, I don't take him seriously as somebody to be a threat.
[00:04:48]  And yeah, I would imagine Tom's coming for you and then it's Tom McDonald who pulls up on you.
[00:04:53]  That would be so great.
[00:04:55]  Tom McDonald gets a text message that just says, go.
[00:04:59]  He already knows what to do, but he definitely picks up the phone, and he also calls Uncle Adams.
[00:05:05]  And Uncle Adams hops in the ride, and then they both go to take care of business.
[00:05:11]  I imagine Mike about to pull away, and his wife throws them two masks and says, Hey, remember, you can't come back for two weeks, actually.
[00:05:19]  You're going out.
[00:05:20]  You got to quarantine outside of the house for two weeks before you come home.
[00:05:23]  Love you, babe.
[00:05:25]  Be safe.
[00:05:28]  Amazing tweet from Tom McDonald.
[00:05:29]  Yeah, I'm eager to see how him picking Drake... Oh, and then like... Somebody said something like...
[00:05:38]  Oh, you really side with Drake over Kendrick and this beef or whatever?
[00:05:42]  And Tom was like, I don't really care about no poetry fight.
[00:05:48]  And it's like, that's, what do you, you, you like made a career on Facebook saying how much more literate you were than all the SoundCloud rappers.
[00:05:58]  Yeah.
[00:05:58]  Like all you did was try and beef to, you know, to clout chase or whatever, to, to like try and, I don't know, get hate, hate clicks.
[00:06:08]  And you're claiming to know what it's like to be in a rap beef.

=== Subtweeting Stirs the Pot (02:19) ===

[00:06:14]  I guess you're saying that maybe he's just talking about our episodes.
[00:06:17]  Maybe he just heard our episodes where we talk about him.
[00:06:20]  Maybe that's what he's referring to.
[00:06:22]  That's the closest thing I could think of.
[00:06:24]  And in the scheme of things, yeah, we are much smaller rappers than he is.
[00:06:31]  I love like...
[00:06:34]  You're a rapper and you're like, I don't do this stupid poetry battle shit.
[00:06:41]  So are you calling what you're doing poetry?
[00:06:46]  It's so fun, because he's like doing shut up and dribble for rappers, kind of, but it's like, you're a rapper too, and that's just part of being a rapper, I think, is like, if there's people you don't like, you get to talk shit about them.
[00:07:02]  That's a fun thing to put in a song, you know?
[00:07:05]  I wonder if like, 4G Auto Blow saw this and was like, took offense to it.
[00:07:10]  You know, if people like that were like, Tom's talking shit.
[00:07:13]  This is a sneak diss.
[00:07:14]  He's sneak dissing us right now.
[00:07:16]  We're being subtweeted by Tom McDowd.
[00:07:18]  He wants the smoke.
[00:07:19]  Well, there was like, there was bad blood between those guys because they all, they were all arguing over who did let's go there.
[00:07:28]  The real let's go Brandon song.
[00:07:30]  Mm-hmm.
[00:07:31]  Mm-hmm.
[00:07:31]  Forgiato Blow was arguing with that black dude who wears, like, the bucket hat, the, like, Logio or some shit.
[00:07:41]  Yeah, something like that.
[00:07:43]  It sounds like Forgiato Blow.
[00:07:44]  Also, it's like Lorenzo or something.
[00:07:46]  I don't know.
[00:07:47]  But, yeah, no, they wrote, like, diss tracks about how their song, you know, their Let's Go Brandon song would totally make a better bumper sticker than your Let's Go Brandon song.
[00:07:57]  And you can get these bumper stickers at this link below.
[00:08:01]  Yeah, I hope this stirs the pot because it's been pretty stale in that scene lately.
[00:08:08]  Okay, well, we were just joking.
[00:08:12]  We're of course going to talk about Macklemore's Hell's Hall.
[00:08:17]  Sorry, I'm pulling it up right now.
[00:08:19]  What is the name of the song again?
[00:08:23]  Hell's Hall.
[00:08:25]  No.
[00:08:25]  Hell's Hall.
[00:08:26]  Sorry, one second.
[00:08:28]  You didn't tell me I was going to have to know the name of the song.
[00:08:30]  Sorry.