#612 Truth is. As you can see. Tupac was gay. (preview)
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Uh, so this is, okay, so the initial, like, we're in Facebook mode right now, but the tweet that started it all, uh, from that guy, you know, saying that, let me pull it up here, sorry, an entire culture was led to emulate and embrace violent gang behavior by ballerinas like this.
I love this argument because it's like the reverse buck breaking argument, which if you, I know you're familiar, but if you listener are not familiar with it, you know, it's a multifaceted conspiracy theory, but a main part of it is that like prominent black actors or black, you know, just whatever popular figures, politicians,
Actors, musicians have to, like, obey themselves in a particular way in order to become mainstream.
Like, they have to wear, they have to cross-dress, essentially, is one of the, um, what they're talking about.
So, like, Kid Cudi, you know, like, wearing a dress at some event, or, um, who is it?
Lil Yachty also wore a dress, I think.
Young Thug.
Yachty's super homophobic, too.
Okay, my bad.
Young Thug.
I knew it was a Y in there.
Yeah, Young Thug.
That was on the cover of his album, wasn't it?
Yeah.
The Jeffrey album, yeah.
Right.
And it gets thrown at comedians a lot because the Waynes brothers obviously wore a shit ton of drag, so there's always...
Something you can pull up from a comedian doing like a drag performance or actually like making fun of a gay person or whatever and they're like oh see this is them abasing themselves uh in front of their like white supremacist masters and like humiliating black men in the process and demoralizing them that's like Not a really common conspiracy theory, but it's a fairly common one that you do see.
I love the reverse one, that it's gay guys pretending to be mean, violent thugs in order to trick black men into being more violent.
I think that's a very cool spin on it, and I appreciate it.
Yeah, it's a good different take on it.
I mean, it's that thing too where it's They're not even trying to, like, deny that they're still doing racism in this.
There's still, like, an entire culture that's trying to be Tupac.
Thug life has permeated the culture that is black culture.
And they're all doing it.
And they don't even know they're doing it like a gay guy is making them do it?
Fools.
And it's like, that's...
That's fucking crazy, man.
You still see a black person and you're like, gangbanger.
That's nuts.
I went to this guy's profile just to see who he was, and I didn't do much digging.
He didn't make a bio that said his political beliefs or anything, but he did have a pinned tweet here.
This is this motherfucker's pinned tweet.
Swan, the guy who tweeted out, gay ballerinas are teaching urban youths to be violent.
Swan tweeted, he quote tweeted an ABC7 News article with a little video about protesters blocking the road for Gaza.
And he says, My Pledge!
If ever summoned to a jury for trial of someone who violently attacked a protester that did this, I would find them NOT GUILTY regardless of the severity of the injuries or suffering of the death.
I would zone out during the trial, imagining Seinfeld episodes, and then tell all the other jurors to fuck off.
I am napping during deliberations until everyone agrees.
NOT GUILTY!
That's incredible.
The Seinfeld part is so funny to me.
Yeah, it's cool.
This is a cool guy.
I would imagine TV shows in my head and tell everybody not to bother me until we finally let some guy off for murder or whatever.
Well, unfortunately, if he was on a jury, they would probably get off with it because it'd be a mistrial once someone discovers this tweet.
Yeah, this is a good way to get out of jury duty.
Just tweet something like this.
I don't care how, I don't care how brutal or sadistic the killing was, I'm still going to be imagining episodes of, yeah, Friends.
I'm still going to be imagining that episode of Friends where Phoebe teaches Joey how to play guitar, but she doesn't know any of the chord names, so she just names the chords after the shape your hand makes when you do the chord.
I also like that he's in this world, um, people on his side don't protest.
Well, I guess there's right.
Like you don't see, you don't see conservatives like shutting down roads necessarily, but it's like there, there, there's still opportunities for, you know, uh, your, your homies to be ran over.
I don't know I mean it's there's mostly one side like when when the right wing does take to the streets and protest they have like semi trucks with them.
Yeah, and like cops escorting them.
And cops escorting them.
So it is a bit different.
But man, if I ever got put on a jury to try and convict somebody who slit the throat of a protester for Gaza, I would simply order a fucking Carl's Jr.
Double bacon cheeseburger.
And I'd start eating it.
And they'd say, we gotta decide if they're guilty or not.
And I would say, don't bother me.
I'm eating.
And then they would all unanimously say not guilty.
And the courtroom would applaud.
And then they'd be like, Hey, you're done eating.
And you'd be like, yeah, but now I'm thinking about the Carl's Jr commercial with the twins, you know, twins.
