TODAY: We dive into Gen Z conservative’s attack on birth control and how they’re using the very real side effects of hormonal birth control to push an anti-contraception political project. We look at the young right-wing women spearheading this push as they navigate (with frustration) the unfortunate optics of their party’s larger war on reproductive health. Finally, we visit Evie Magazine, the right wing young women’s magazine serving as a Birth Control Injury blotter and informing women that they could be dating a lumber jack if they would only stop taking the pill. —————————————————————— Reproductive health and birth control information recommended in this episode: Dr. Fran - http://pagingdrfran.com Jennifer Gunter - Author of The Menopause Manifesto and The Vagina Bible Kate Clancy - Author of PERIOD: The Real Storyy of Menstruation https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/birth-control-cleanse https://opill.com/?gad_source=1 https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/birth-control-pill Maxo Kream- Bang The Bus
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Okay, I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
Christian parents letting their daughters on birth control is responsible, and we're documenting it.
Man, really hate to talk about such a bleak topic.
You know, we cover a lot of nasty stuff on this show, but Christian patriots taking birth control and then Secondarily, allowing their daughters to take birth control.
I mean, trigger warning up top, folks.
This goes to a dark place.
I mean, like, we cover a lot of bad things.
We cover things, you know, like people's rights being oppressed and, like, genocide and stuff like that.
But you hate to see a sheep stray from the flock.
That one's difficult.
Right, right.
You know, if all your friends threw themselves off of a bridge just so they didn't die during pregnancy, would you do it too?
You know, that's a question you have to ask yourselves.
Although I believe both me and Tony are eminently qualified to discuss birth control, no safety net needed, frankly, in my opinion, we do have one in the form of Ani.
How you doing, Ani?
Hi, good!
I knew Ani would be of particular interest in this topic, and I knew she'd be a great person to have on.
She's got a lot of Information at her fingertips.
This is one of her areas of, I will say, expertise.
And so I'm very happy to have you back on the show, Ani.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for coming on.
Glad to have you.
Yeah, this birth control, reproductive rights, reproductive issues, her knowledge on those, probably second only to her knowledge about 911 and 911 Lone Star.
The shows we cover on Last Responders, hosted by Tony, the woke body horror copaganda shows.
Ani is a recurring guest there, and I hear there's another woke cop show you've been watching, Ani, called Will Trent.
Can you just give me a little taste of who Will Trent is?
Well, you know, every, like, great detective needs to have his foil, you know?
Needs to have that, like, that quote-unquote defect that really makes him human, you know?
That quirk.
He's gotta have a quirk that makes him a special boy and makes him really good at being a detective.
And, you know, for Monk, It was his OCD, and with Dr. Gregory House and his medical mysteries, it's the fact that he's like a fucking sociopath.
And with Will Trent... If you're an asshole, that is a superpower, to be a doctor.
It helps to not care about other people.
You're really good at reading people if you just hate people.
But with Will Trent, it's that he's dyslexic.
He solves crimes with his dyslexia.
He sees things a little differently.
Yeah.
When you told me that you were like you were like he's kind of he like I thought you were saying he's like just kind of dumb like he's like an oaf.
He's a genius.
And then I was like oh, oh he he can't read.
There's like a scene where he has like a serious moment where he's like, he's like, damn it.
They're gonna find out I can't read.
It's like, oh, you were being, you were being literal.
I thought you were like, and I, and the funny, cause I was also like, that's a weird way for you of all people to say that.
I feel like you'd be more empathetic to someone here, and you were being that way.
You were being just literal.
That's like a hurdle of his, and it's a character trait.
He can't read words.
And the way that the show emphasizes that he can't read words is that every time it shows him trying to pretend to read text, it shows you all of the floating, discombobulated letters in front of him, like the meme of the woman trying to do mind algebra.
It does that.
I'm imagining a scenario where 911 crossed over with Will Trent and Rob Lowe was recruiting Will Trent to the Austin Fire Department for some reason.
And he sits down with him and he's like, now Will, do you think your dyslexia has helped you think outside the box when it comes to looking for clues?
Yeah, yeah.
Looking in places where other investigators haven't, namely not anything legible or written down.
Now, in their efforts to do dyslexic representation, which is pretty good.
It made me feel nice for the way my dumb brain works sometimes.
Another thing they do is he also can recognize when other people are dyslexic.
So there's a bunch of dyslexic criminals.
Your dyslexia actually syncs up when you hang around with somebody with dyslexia.
Well, he's like, listen, you readies might see, might see little, not know what you're looking at here, but us, us, I see the symbols and I see how they're thinking and I'm getting, you know, and it works.
It's fantastic.
It's one of those dumb shows because you're doing, you're doing copaganda, but they kind of like, They kind of, like, address it right away because he's also a snitch.
So, like, all the other cops hate him.
Right, right.
But you're like, okay, maybe I can like this one.
I love him, like, recognizing dyslexia in other people.
Like, he has gaydar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Like, hmm, I noticed the way you weren't holding a book.
Hmm.
They just have characters holding books upside down.
I can tell you're pretending to read.
Yeah, well, possibly an episode on Will Trent in the works for Last Responders, perhaps.
I don't know.
I'll let you guys hash that out.
What I wanted to start off today's episode about is talking about birth control and the right wing's recent anti-birth control messaging push that they've been doing on social media, so much so that they even got banned by TikTok.
Like a few prominent big TikToks got taken down that were explicitly like telling young women to stop taking birth control.
And the reason I believe cited for them being taken down was because of gross exaggeration about the potentially harmful side effects of women or side effects on people who take birth control.
And It's funny to see a lot of this stuff because, like Ani and I were discussing, a lot of it is accurate.
A lot of the supposed side effects of birth control are actual side effects of birth control and do pose a risk to people who take them.
And so I just wanted to get that out of the way up top that this episode is not meant to downplay any of the dangerous side effects associated with birth control.
But it is, I would say, I will go out on a limb and say that this episode is meant to defend the birth control pill to at least some degree.
Yeah.
Any thoughts on that, Ani?
Yeah.
Their hormonal birth control and combined oral contraceptives do carry some inherent risk for blood clots.
It does make you three times as likely to have a blood clot.
But you know what makes you five times as likely to have a blood clot is pregnancy, childbirth, and the period after childbirth.
So take that with a little grain of sand.
Take that with a fetus-sized grain of sand.
What about a stroke?
Surely it's more possible to have a stroke, more likely to have a stroke, on birth control rather than pregnancy or giving birth.
Oh boy, let me tell you about one of the leading causes of the death of pregnant women, pregnant people.
There's also a thing called preeclampsia, which is a kind of multi-organ failure that is specific to pregnancy.
It's one of the leading causes of death from pregnancy.
It affects you during and after pregnancy.
And if you make it all the way from preeclampsia to just eclampsia, that's another word for seizures.
Aren't you supposed to not shake babies?
It's okay if they're still in the womb.
It's like you're shaking them around in one of those bouncy balls with the sparkly water.
Right.
We're actually developing a child neck protection made of amniotic fluid.
Filled with amniotic fluid taken from pregnant mothers.
You have to shake them to activate them.
Um, yeah, I wanted to go into like, uh, a few of these players here, a few of these players in the anti-birth control right wing movement, uh, because they are by and large young women.
There are, there are, uh, At least a dozen young women willing to fall on the hand grenade that is arguing against women's reproductive health.
A lot of these women will couch it in saying that we're just making suggestions or we're saying you have different options rather than the birth control pill.
But it all is very concertedly anti-birth control and anti- Anti any sort of reproductive, what would you call it, method to plan your pregnancy that isn't the rhythm method, essentially.
Yeah, with all of this supposed concern about hormonal birth control, and I should clarify, when I'm saying that hormonal birth control carries an inherent risk of blood clot, I mean Birth control that has estrogen in it because there are birth control pills that are progestin only that do not increase your risk of blood clot.
They're low-dose progestin only birth control pills.
You can take them continuously.
They'll stop your period.
They're out there and like lots and lots of people have great success taking them.
But yeah, so like you were saying this is like a It's a campaign to stop women from accessing hormonal birth control.
And there's a suspicious lack of talking about any other useful form of birth control, like any sort of barrier method, you know, like condoms.
I didn't really see that mentioned in almost anything that I read in preparation for this episode.
Well it's almost like those things too, they don't address it.
Even if we're just talking about what someone can do for themselves, they only talk about, they find the one extreme and stick to it.
They don't talk about how there's a reason why there's a bunch of different varieties of birth control.
Exactly.
Not everyone can do everything.
Different things for different people.
But they only talk about the one thing and they're like, nope, it's going to kill you and you're going to go to hell.
Well, they'll pick multiple things, you know, because they are lumping in hormonal birth control all as one thing.
So they're including like the IUD in that when they talk.
So they're attacking both of those forms of hormonal birth control.
But then you catch other people up in this orbit who are also like, what's her name here?
Yeah, okay, Dr. Poppy Daniels is one of one of the people I found on Twitter Cycling through this anti birth control messaging Dr. Poppy Daniels who has 12,000 followers so like one of the smaller accounts on Twitter who describes herself as a holistic OBGYN that's with a W whole holistic I assume that means she's not just
Concerned with the holes of the body, like holistic medicine with an H is, she means like the whole body.
Fertility slash RPL slash hormone expert, mom of six, mom of six plus four?
What is that?
What kind of dark pregnancy math is that?
Is that like the six that made it?
I think you're right.
Oh no.
Also, I'm not going to listen to their advice on how not to have a baby.
Right?
Maybe she means she has six and then she's pregnant with quadruplets.
Right now.
I think, yeah.
Maybe, maybe.
Also, possibly even more horrifying than mom of six plus four is reggae fan.
Plus, and then it keeps getting worse, pro-life birth junkie.
Oh!
Pro-life birth junkie who's a co-author of The Dangers of Depot.
This is a pervert.
Well, it could be a pervert.
I think it's a pervert because that's a thing.
That's a thing apparently, but this is a pervert.
This is someone who loves being pregnant.
That could very well be the case.
I saved the actual pervert one for later.
Oh no.
We're not even there yet.
So yeah, you kind of just undercut that a little bit, Tony.
Thank you for that.
Yeah, Dr. Poppy Dana, yeah, she wrote a book about Depo, what is it, Depo Parv?
Depo Prevera.
Depo Prevera.
It's a long-acting birth control.
It's an injectable.
It works really well for some people, and it works really badly for other people, just like a lot of hormonal birth controls.
You have to talk to your doctor to find what's right for you.
She's so pro-birth, I'm not gonna deny that there is something twisted about this, but yeah, she's so pro-birth that she bragged about her patient, because she is a doctor, She bragged about her patient bringing to term a fetus and then child who had trisomy 18, also known as Edwards Syndrome, which has no treatment and is usually fatal before birth or in the first year.
I just had a patient this year who carried a baby to term With Trisomy 18, the baby was born and lived for four hours.
Time for the parents and siblings to meet, hold him, and say goodbye.
The hospital staff, however, was clearly annoyed by this situation and implied that termination should have been the route they took.
There is no reason to preemptively kill these babies.
We live in a death culture.
So that is the cultural, that is the cultural background that is attacking birth control.
You see, you can see it in every one of these accounts that they're not Pro-women, pro-choice, they are all pro-life, they are all pro-marriage, they are all pro-natal.
These are like the weird right-wing Elon culture warriors who are saying communists are telling women to get cats instead of babies.
That is the strain of conservative thought that this is coming from, and it's just...
It has a sheen of, what do you call it, a sheen of sincerity when it comes from these young women.
Yeah, Alex Clark, another popular young female right-wing podcast host who works for TPUSA.
That's Charlie Kirk's company, of course.
More on that in a second.
Yeah, she's a podcast host, self-described swifty.
She says she founded the cute-servative movement.
Oh, that's gross.
And she's also a seed oil disrespector.
I don't know if Ani, are you familiar with seed oils and how bad they are for you?
No, I've seen like a little bit about it and it's too baby-brained for me to deal with looking into.
Picture like how healthy a steak is.
Right, think about like raw ground beef, how healthy that is.
Now go to the entire opposite end of the spectrum and that's how healthy seed oils are.
If you could imagine a negative steak.
Got it.
Yeah, seed oils are the Wright's new GMO thing.
They're the Wright's new vaccine thing.
It's not that new.
It's been around for a couple, two or three years now.
But yeah, a lot of things in American food.
contain seed oils for good and for bad reasons.
And again, it's just them noticing something about capitalism that they take to an insane extreme.
And yeah, Alex Clark here says, "For people who are sick of hearing about seed oils, "there is as much estrogen in a tablespoon of soybean oil "as there is in a birth control pill." And that's the same thing. - Heard that before.
It's the same thing, actually.
Eating a spoonful of seed oil is like taking a dose of estrogen.
That's how that works.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, we had to jump through a lot of hoops in order to have Penny.
Because I eat so much tofu.
And so does her mom.
You know we had to really go through go through the ringer there to make that happen that the second They still don't know like the whole plant estrogen human estrogen thing yet They still don't know about that Say say it Well, it's just different.
It's just not the same thing.
Yeah, that's it bottom line boom.
You can't you can't knock up a soybean This is they're not relevant I think we killed enough monkeys to determine that ingesting seed oils makes you a beta male cuck.
Yeah.
We figured that one out.
These people have to make up things to fear.
Yeah.
Alex Clark, who's at is Yo Alex Raps with a Z. Oh no.
You're not going to expose us to that, are you?
I didn't have time to look into her rap career.
I'm sure there is one.
Uh, five signs a female is an extremist in 2024.
One, believes Jesus is Lord.
Christianity's new punk rock, y'all!
I like the lack of the for some good reason.
I've never heard, like it's definitely believe Jesus is the Lord.
No, Jesus is Lord is so good.
Jesus is Lord is a thing.
That's, that's a thing.
Oh, I don't know that thing.
I'm a Catholic.
Well, you know, I'm a Catholic, but we're a bit square.
Right, you guys believe Virgin Mary is Lord.
- Lord.
Two, tracks her menstrual cycle.
Yeah, there's nothing that feminists hate more than tracking their menstrual cycle. - True. - True. - When she says tracks her menstrual cycle, she means tells her husband when to come inside of her.
Yeah.
For procreation.
That's what she means.
On the calendar.
I don't know if she's married, so I don't want to speak at a turn.
3.
Off birth control.
4.
Wants a family.
5.
Prefers a man to pursue.
Just born in the wrong generation, you know?
I hope he sees us, Queen.
I wish I could live back in the 90s when men were men, you know?
Yeah.
And then yeah, this other tweet from her that I liked that she reposted because she is re-upping her anti birth control pill credentials.
She's proving that she's been tweeting about this since 2002 and even 2020.
I saw her retweet a tweet from 2020, but this one says, you know what makes people's heads explode more than Elon Musk buying Twitter, telling women hormonal birth control is poison.
And see, this is where I think you give it away a little bit.
Like, you can say I got problems with hormonal birth control, or there are problems.
Just saying it's poison is like, that seems like an ethical, that seems like both an ethical and just, if not an ethical, then an extremely far-reaching, like, nutritional recommendation.
You're casting a pretty wide net there.
Yeah, if you're including, like, all kinds of hormonal birth control.
And also, you gotta be careful, because this gives me leeway to feel like I really do have my two cents to put into this, because I can empathize because of the tofu, you know, slander.
So like, tofu is basically my birth control.
So I, you know, now I feel more inclined to put my opinion out here about how awful this woman is.
I just want to see a meme, maybe I'll make it, that just has the words, birth control.
But then the word control is circled and like, zoomed in on, you know?
And then it says something like, they are hiding it in plain sight.
Yep.
Yep.
That has to exist.
That's so true.
Birth control, mind control, I mean, controlling your body.
Right.
Who's really controlling your reproductive organs?
That's right, Pfizer.
Pfizer.
Johnson & Johnson.
Johnson & Johnson doesn't want you to have kids.
Ben Shapiro just did this interview about, or not this interview, I guess it is an interview, about birth control.
We're not going to watch it, but in the interview, he interviews a New York Post columnist who says women on the pill are attracted to less masculine men.
Uh, so more on that later, but yeah, I will say that women on the pill are creating an army of, uh, soy boy cucks that we won't have to be dealing with in the future for sure.
Um, but I liked the thumbnail here, uh, which is Ben Shapiro scowling at birth control, which has a skull and bones symbol next to it.
Uh, and it says, is the birth control pill wrecking your health?
It also kind of insinuates that it's like wrecking Ben Shapiro's health.
The poster child for birth control and it's a dude next to it.
Poster child for a brain tumor from birth control.
Ben Shapiro.
You know, maybe, he might be exposing himself here, because I know that some birth controls, like sometimes a side effect will be like, you won't be as wet as you usually would be when you're not on it.
Is he exposing himself?
Maybe it's not that he's not a stud, it's that his wife is just on birth control.
Oh, yeah, could be.
Could be.
Although that's evil in its own way, of course.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, she could have died a good Christian death by just being dry naturally.
That should have been the whole campaign.
I love Ben Shapiro having on a guest who's like, Yeah, the pill is making women choose less traditionally masculine men.
And he's like, wow, that's fascinating.
What are they getting that from?
We'll get into it in a little bit.
There are some studies that they're referencing that are pretty funny.
There are some, we'll get into it in a little bit.
There are some studies that they're referencing that are pretty funny.
Yeah, because I want to see how they're defining that, you know?
One of the big accounts when it comes to anti-birth control stuff is Ashley St. Claude.
Claire, who is, uh, what is, what is she from?
Ashley St.
Claire, uh, who...
She wrote the anti-woke children's book, Elephants Are Not Birds.
You know, she's one of those, like, children's hate authors that they have now.
Is it for Brave Books?
Yeah, it was for Brave Books.
Brave Publishing?
Hell yeah.
She's also the person who gained notoriety for her viral, Why Are There People With Different Backgrounds at the Airport post.
She just walked up and down a line.
She's a fucking legend is what you're saying.
She's up and down a line of like, there was like some black people in the line and like some brown people and she was like, what are they doing here in the airport?
The government is lying to you.
This don't look like no 15%.
The math does not add up.
There was at least six on my plane.
Oh, that's, I, man, yeah, that would be a good conservative grip.
Like a, like a, uh, they're, they're like occluding the act, the real number of African-Americans in the country.
They're pretending that African-Americans are a minority when actually, uh, they're, they're gaining ground steadily.
Well, cause then you got to ask yourself, you know, like, is there a white person who doesn't get to go to Nebraska because there's several black people on the plane?
You know?
And they just wanted to say goodbye to their old, old crotchety dad.
You know?
Yeah.
Are you getting a little bit of electric noise?
No.
It might be from my phone.
Maybe.
Well, I have to- I can't- I have to use it for my notes.
Okay.
I wasn't sure if you were hearing it, because usually you hear it before I hear it.
Yeah, I don't want to stop the recording and listen back.
No, no, no.
It's good.
It's good.
Um...
So Ashley St.
Clair is, you know, was like pretty against the pill and was one of these bigger accounts against it.
And then she got mad that Charlie Kirk also said some shit against the pill.
Let me, let me pull this up here.
Yeah, after publishing videos on TikTok and spreading anti-birth control pill messaging, Ashley St.
Clair noticed a speech or a speaking event at which Charlie Kirk said that hormonal birth control makes women crazy, that it damages women's brains and we should ban it, essentially.
And so she had to say, there are fantastic arguments against the birth control pill.
However, when you have bozos like Charlie Kirk who radicalize the issue for religious talking points, it turns an incredibly important conversation radioactive.
Once again, the ones harmed the most are women because men are destroying the discourse for political power on both sides.
So what do you think the reaction to this young right-wing woman who says that men are What do you call it, like opportunistically jumping at anti-birth control pill talking points in order to control women?
What do you think the response on the right wing is going to be to that?
Do you think it's the Right Angle News Network saying, you just keep making L-take after L-take, you must not be getting enough of Elon's attention lately?
To which she says, please tell me about your experience on birth control.
Which is very funny.
Got him!
Got him!
I wonder if standpoint theory will work when she argues this against the right wing that her lived experience as a woman is actually, you know, based in better logic or provides a better frame of reference for these issues.
How do you think that's going to turn out?
Also, does that mean she's taken birth control?
And if she's taken birth control, can we really trust her?
Oh, that's a good question, yeah.
Heroes Ahead Verified replies, I'd say it's better to have a conversation badly than not at all.
And Ashley St.
Clair says, no.
Joe says, quote, he shouldn't talk about this because he's a man.
It's a very liberal take.
Yeah, and I think it's very funny to see a conservative use standpoint theory In order to...
I basically argue against actual statistical data about how safe birth control actually is, because yes, there are possible side effects.
Those side effects happen at the rate of somewhere between six to nine people who take it for every 10,000.
These are very rare side effects, and statistical data, I think, does back up the claim that overall The available birth control methods are safe or relatively safe.
Now, of course, like Ani said, you know, everybody's body is different and will react differently to the medication.
And so, yeah, individual needs must be considered or tailored or whatever.
Ashley says, I don't have an issue with men speaking on the birth control issue.
I appreciated when Scott Adams, Cernovich, and Elon all spoke about the dangers of birth control because these men knew what they were talking about, didn't politicize it, and have given credit to the women who have been spearheading this conversation and creating actual change.
So her argument seems to be I'm not getting enough credit for making birth control toxic.
You reading that out loud made me want to break my glasses in half.
Some of us women have been doing the hard work to ensure unintended pregnancies and we're not getting enough credit for it, frankly.
What is this idea where people are talking about birth control and not politicizing it?
How is that possible, right?
Okay, she mentions Elon.
How can you possibly politicize three exclamation points that he replied to a tweet about how the pill is a Malthusian depopulation program done by the Chinese?
Those are just exclamation points.
They're not political.
Or like, looking into this, you know?
Oh, that is pretty political, actually.
I appreciated when reasonable actors like Scott Adams spoke out against birth control.
That was my favorite Dilbert panel.
Is anyone claiming him?
What's that Tony?
Is anyone claiming him now?
Scott Adams?
Do people still claim him?
Yeah, like the hundreds of thousands of followers he has.
I think that guy is like entirely supported by Patreon.
I thought it was like all like hate, hate, love.
No, that guy is extremely, he's a, he's a hypnotist.
He's, he's hypnotized his followers into following him and giving him money on Patreon.
Craziness.
Uh, but yeah, let's listen to what Charlie Kirk had to say, uh, about birth control that upset Ashley saying that he did it in the wrong way.
This is frankly, this sounds like tone policing to me.
Okay, yeah, here's part of Charlie Kirk's statement as captured by Patriot Takes on Twitter.
Charlie Kirk's talking with some guy at a TPUSA event, and this guy's got some opinions about birth control.
Now he's saying, get your kids off birth control.
And praise God, they shouldn't be on birth control if they're your kids.
No Christian parent should ever allow their daughter on birth control.
Ever.
Period.
Christian parents against birth control... I mean, I know it's an old thing, but it sounds like a shitpost.
It sounds like a fake bumper sticker an aging millennial would have on the back of their Subaru.
Yeah, I mean, it's like...
The only birth control is celibacy.
That's the only one.
That's the only one that works 100% of the time.
Right?
So sorry for investing in the right one.
I don't want my little baby to get blood clots.
I love him saying, if they're your kids, why are they on birth control?
That's self-evident.
Anybody who is a son or daughter has no business being... You're just a son yourself.
You're not the person who has the son.
You are the son.
It's weird.
It is pedophilic when you think about it for people to have their kids on birth control.
Oh, true.
You're encouraging.
You're enabling.
Even if they're of age, that is someone's little daughter you're fraternizing with, you know?
Every woman is someone's daughter.
You get off on that.
Oh, you say, no, it's okay.
She's only someone's stepdaughter.
That makes it okay.
No, it's never okay to have sex with a daughter.
Like, I'm trying to figure out the lot.
I think it just means, like, you don't like birth control, and you have ultimate power over your kids.
They're your property.
Of course you get to tell them what to do.
Yeah, it's literally like, you can't enable them.
You can't enable them to go fuck.
Because if you let a mom wear birth control, they're gonna go fuck.
They made a promise to you.
With the purity ring.
With the purity ball.
We made it really weird.
She can never forget.
Now he's saying, get your kids off birth control.
And praise God, they shouldn't be on birth control if they're your kids.
No Christian parent should ever allow their daughter on birth control.
Ever.
Period.
If your daughter's on birth control or granddaughter, get them off immediately.
Yeah, so this is just like, I don't... Can you get your granddaughter off birth control?
Well, he knows his market.
He knows who he's talking to, but yeah, imagine that conversation at whatever, at Thanksgiving.
Your grandpa laying out the TPUSA talking points to you about getting off birth control.
I fucking love it.
I love that they've managed to make Birth control, a conversation that is like as awkward as my friend's grandfather who asked her if her boyfriend was circumcised.
An important question.
Did you get permission from your grandma to get birth control?
Does your grandma know that you guys have sex?
There's someone you forgot to ask.
It's your Fox News grandpa.
So, Yeah.
Who's the guy he's talking to?
That dude?
That dude, like, I was so taken back when he, like, was a Christian, when he was like, that's against God's will.
Cause he just looks like a bad guy.
He just looks like he, he just looks like an evil.
He looks like a bad guy.
He looks like he does awful shit.
He looks like he goes to islands.
Like he visits islands all the time.
He does like sex tourism for sure.
He just looks kind of like a gross guy.
Yeah, we don't have any information about whether or not he's an Epstein-level pedophile sex trafficker, but I think maybe Tony will have something to report next episode.
Perhaps.
That's kind of who he is.
It's over for him.
He's probably like a mega church pastor, dude.
Totally fine.
Chaya Raticic quote tweeted this.
It said, birth control is linked to emotional, mental, and physical issues.
It has many negative side effects.
It harms women and girls.
The reason the left mocks anyone who discusses the harms of birth control is because they're an anti-human death cult.
And death is censored, but it's not all the letters.
It's just D-star-T-H cult?
Is that spelled wrong?
Doth cult?
Death.
D-E-T-H.
Oh, Scholastic Death Cult.
Yeah.
It cult?
Uh, yeah.
No, it's, uh, we're actually the death cult, uh, because, because of women's reproductive rights.
And then, yeah, Ashley St.
Clair responded to this.
What harms women more is men making blanket statements like birth control is black tar heroin when they aren't very well versed on the issue.
Immense damage being done to a valuable conversation women have been having.
Yeah, men should not come out and say birth control is bad.
It's like black tar heroin.
Men need to develop a multi-level marketing scheme that tells you that birth control is toxic.
Yes.
Which then you can buy a product for and wean yourself off detox from birth control.
Another person in this circle is Brittany, what's her name here?
I just saved the tweet and now it's freaking gone.
Yeah, Brittany Martinez, who is owner of the Toxic Breakup Birth Control Detox app, which was just banned on TikTok.
Ani has been stewing about this birth control detox for like a couple weeks now since I told her about it.
First of all, it's an app?
It's a detox app?
Do you buy the supplements through like a clickable maze game or something?
There's an app, and it's like a period tracking app, but it's also like a menstrual cycle optimization app so that you can coordinate your diet and exercise with your cycle.
Wait, can you hack your cycle?
I believe that's what they're getting at, Alex.
And if I'm not mistaken, this app was actually packed by Peter Thiel.
Yes, I read that.
I read that as well.
What they've tied in with the app is a product that is called Toxic Breakup, and it has a picture of a woman on it who's kind of making the face from, like, the face from, like, when they're fucking in Roadhouse, where it's the, like, ooh, yeah, I'm maybe coming, or I'm, like, really thinking about coming.
She's caressing her neck.
It's like a still from a perfume commercial or from a, you know, a Garnier Fructis shower ad.
Uh, and the product is called Toxic Breakup Birth Control Detox.
And it is supposed to be some sort of herbal cleanse to help you cleanse the evil birth control hormones from your body.
Well, that just makes sense because I've been hearing nothing but how awful birth control is.
You know, it's all over my social media feed.
It's all in my suggested videos and all that.
And if only there were a product for a reasonable price that could help me get rid of all these toxins.
Do you think it does that?
Do you think this is a necessary product?
No, because everything that I've read about the concept of detoxing and herbal cleanses or medical cleanses is that they are horseshit.
They're not real.
They don't work.
There's no need for them.
Your body has these things called kidneys and a liver that do all of this shit for you.
I've been taking steroids for 30 years now.
My liver no longer functions in that manner.
Listen, I've been taking ashwagandha supplements for decades.
My liver is dusted.
What's the method?
Is it like pills?
Is it like a foot patch?
I think they should do a foot patch is the best one.
That'd be sick.
Because when it turns black, you know that's the toxin.
It'd be sick if they made an intrauterine device to detox you from the hormonal intrauterine device that you just yanked out.
If they got Charlize Theron on the anti-birth control bandwagon, There's more.
That's who does it, right?
That's who does the weird stuff.
That's why things didn't work out for her.
It's Gwyneth Paltrow.
Oh, Gwyneth Paltrow, sorry.
I just get all the beautiful white women confused.
Speaking of, no, Emily Ratajkowski is part of the Birth Control Skeptic Club, as I learned today.
But she gets a pass.
I think she's probably doing it for the right reasons.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The birth control cleanse thing is fucking crazy.
It's so obviously a well-established scam that when I went on Amazon and I typed in 28-day birth control cleanse, there were so many products listed that I couldn't even find the original product that we're talking about right now.
There's so fucking many of them.
And they're fucking bullshit.
I looked up multiple medical journal articles that say, yeah, it's horseshit.
There's no science to back it up whatsoever.
Your body clears hormonal birth control chemicals within one to four weeks, just naturally.
And all of our bodies are different, so maybe it'll take a different amount of time for your cycle to get back to normal, if there is a normal.
A lot of science says that there's actually not really any such thing as a normal cycle, like everybody's is unique and different, but this cleanse is a fucking cure-all.
Hell yeah.
And I started looking up the ingredients in it one at a time because I was just curious, and I stopped after the first two because some side effects that I found listed for the first two, which are red clover extract and milk thistle extract are that you should be careful to take them because they can sometimes mimic estrogen.
Yeah, so mimic the hormone that these people are rallying against for birth control.
I'm gonna buy some of this for my girlfriend.
Yeah, I can clear it out.
Here you go, babe.
I know she's been kind of a bitch still.
You're still kind of acting like a bitch.
Maybe you still got some of that birth control on you.
How about you take this cleanse?
Well, that's the thing is like this, this Charlie Kirk, this is the other, uh, this is the other Charlie Kirk clip that, uh, people like Gavin Newsom are cutting and using for political people like Gavin Newsom are cutting and using for political attacks on the right wing as a, as a whole, uh, have Charlie Kirk clipped saying this.
Uh.
This comes, obviously, at the same time that right-wing Republican governments are trying to ban both the birth control pills, birth control methods, as well as like Plan B pills and other things that help regulate women's reproductive cycles.
And you also have Charlie Kirk saying things like, if you're on the pill, you're crazy.
You're a crazy woman.
And I love just like Ashley St.
Clair and like these other hip young feminist right-wingers trying to thread this needle about getting young women to become trad wives and stay at home barefoot moms and become, you know, birth factories or whatever.
While pretending that Not pretending, but while suppressing the obvious, like, maniacal ramifications of regulating women's medical procedures and things like that, which, um... Yeah, I don't know.
Like, they know that it's not a good look to have people like Charlie Kirk or...
You know, whatever fucking Republican gargoyle is in the Kentucky legislature saying things like...
Birth control makes women irrational.
Not a good look.
And they're trying, you know, these young right-wing women are trying to thread that needle.
And yeah, people like Charlie Kirk are obviously blowing it up because, I don't know, there's not one without the other.
There is no like, the sensible middle here is like allowing women to take birth control and Giving women all the information they need to make a conscious decision.
It's not putting out a TikTok trend trying to get women to just blanket dump the pill because, oh, that's why you're dating such losers, is because you're on the pill and you're attracted to losers, which is something we'll get into in just a second.
I found an amazing tidbit of information from a study about that, too.
I'm gonna do like a reverse op where we're saying the thing is the reason why Charlie Kirk is saying this is because the truth is when you are on birth control and you like have removed a bit of anxiety from your life in the sense that you're not worried about like an unplanned pregnancy that you're really just locked in and he doesn't want you to be locked in and so the truth is is like that Charlie Kirk is trying to just hold women back in general because you know the truth is is that when you're on birth control you're locked in
The last account that I wanted to look at before we get to this Washington Post article, it's this account called BasedBabyFactory.
Verified on Twitter.
Another one I saw.
Just a vital warrior in the anti-birth control battle.
BasedBabyFactory who's at is at WhiteBabyFactory.
But it's, but it's YT, it's at YT Baby Factory.
Holy shit.
And then the avatar looks like the smoking cherub from the Van Halen album, but it's just meant to be a white baby.
It's just meant to be a white angel baby.
And the info says, pushing back against leftism, feminism, degeneracy, and deceptive anti-white narratives.
You're gonna hear a lot of things about white people, okay?
And you know, it's not all true.
There's deceptive white and anti-white narratives.
I love it.
Like, yeah, people think I'm kooky because I'm anti-birth control.
Well, guess what?
I'm also a white baby factory.
Guess what?
I'm also, you need to beware the deceptive anti-white narrative that Planned Parenthood puts out.
But yeah, I did like this one retweet from BasedBabyFactory arguing that if we're going to legalize abortion, we should enslave the homeless.
That seems fair to me, right?
This is an Owen Benjamin tweet that BasedBabyFactory reposted.
I just don't understand how abortion can be on the ballot, but not slavery?
So killing babies is great, but we can't put a bunch of homeless people to work?
You could have rephrased that.
He means slavery, though.
He does mean slavery.
He's like, listen, I will do a jobs program for the homeless.
You just have to call it slavery.
Like, you could pay him, but as long as you call it slavery, I think I'll be on board.
I think he means we have to make it legal to catch him.
I seriously don't understand this, but people get so mad when I point it out.
Am I missing something?
See, this is what happens when you're just a coldly logical person and you don't have the emotions that color your vision.
I don't understand.
Isn't slavery the same thing as abortion?
Uh, am I missing something?
I know I have a touch of the tism.
There we go.
Yeah, he was autistic.
He was just too coolly logical and he just I don't understand these these weird human idiosyncrasies where they like to plan their pregnancies, but they don't like to round up the homeless.
I don't know.
I'll never understand it.
Call me Young Sheldon, I guess.
Obviously, killing a baby is way, way worse than enslaving people who are just wasting away.
I love it.
Just left to their own devices, they just come up with slavery.
Amazing.
I think slavery is the solution to the abortion problem.
Wild.
Wild.
What?
Listen, it's okay.
We can have, they can have on-plan babies and we're just going to put them to work later.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Uh, lots of good retweets on the Based Baby account, the Based Baby Factory account.
Um, but I wanted to get to this last, uh, kind of segment.
Uh, well, I'll be reading from the Washington Post article about these various anti- Birth control accounts.
And this is the first one I wanted to talk about is Nicole Bendayan.
And this was written by Lauren Weber in the Washington Post.
Nicole Bendayan, who has amassed more than one million combined followers on Instagram and TikTok for her holistic health coaching business, shared on social media that she stopped using hormonal birth control because she was concerned about weight gain, low libido and intermittent bleeding, which she assumed were side effects.
And that's the thing is like, Some of those might be side effects of birth control pill, but there's no way of saying that...
Those particular instances were because of the birth control pill.
Like, there's all kinds of things that go into, you know, that factor into the supposed symptoms that she's experiencing.
Bindayan's TikTok about getting off birth control and becoming a cycle-syncing nutritionist who teaches women how to live, quote, in tune with their menstrual cycles has drawn 10.5 million views.
The 29-year-old is not a licensed medical specialist.
One of the videos TikTok removed was of Ben Dian saying certain forms of birth control could make users more susceptible to sexually transmitted infections, which experts say the evidence does not support.
Oh.
Now, I haven't seen this video because it was removed, but...
I wonder if that's anything like the conservative argument that birth control causes STDs because it doesn't protect from AIDS.
Like the pill doesn't protect from AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases.
I wonder if that's what she was talking about.
It causes it because it doesn't stop it?
Yeah.
That's so funny.
That's so stupid.
Um, and I, but it is important, you know, if people are on the pill, like, but they're having sex with, you know, different partners, absolutely.
You should probably be wearing a condom.
You should probably be making those partners wear a condom as well, for obvious reasons.
Yeah.
Um, okay.
Another part of this article, in a Daily Wire video, Brett Cooper, who is the mini Ben Shapiro at the Daily Wire, she's the female, the feminine, the female Ben Shapiro, I think they had to get somebody who looked smaller than him on the payroll.
But still had the same cadence.
In a Daily Wire video, Brett Cooper and political commentator Candace Owens denounced birth control pills and IUDs as quote, unnatural.
So that's a lot of the level of criticism that we're giving is just that it's not from the ground.
It's man-made and therefore it's nasty.
With Owen saying she's a quote, big advocate of getting women to realize this stuff is not normal.
And claiming that viewers of her content told her copper IUDs can harm women's fertility.
Medical experts say there is no evidence birth control impacts fertility long-term.
I love it.
This is like the second episode in a row where we've had a prominent right-wing person say, you don't believe me?
Study the comments.
Yep.
Yep.
Look at the replies.
All right.
And you tell me this isn't true.
You tell me this isn't happening.
My viewers, well, they're some of the most intelligent people out there.
They'll tell you.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, so this brought me to EV Magazine, which I had never heard of.
This Washington Post article brought me to EV Magazine, which I had never heard of, is essentially the rights answer to Teen Vogue.
Nice.
It's like a Gen Z, right-wing, culture, relationship, political, religious magazine.
I searched birth control and came up with Five pages of articles, like 20 articles on each page.
Jesus, and all bad, right?
Obviously all like... Yeah, no, it wasn't fair and balanced on birth control.
They have a big article called, Here's Why Young Women Are Turning Against the Pill.
That's like their big kind of feature.
And I think it coincides with this push against the pill by the right wing.
It begins with a story of a young woman who died, supposedly from medical complications from birth control.
That's not confirmed, and I don't know if you would ever be able to confirm that.
Sounds like a COVID death to me.
Right.
That's what a lot of this sounds like.
But it's also in the story, she went to the hospital and the doctor misdiagnosed her and dismissed her concerns and sent her home, where she eventually died of a clot in her brain, I believe.
Jesus.
And that just sounds like another preventable death.
Because of the way the medical system treats women in general.
The practices by these doctors aren't gonna change just because you stop taking this medication or that medication.
You actually do need better treatment and more tailored treatment to women to save countless lives.
Yeah.
A big place where you would find that kind of care would be a women's health care center, such as an independent clinic or Planned Parenthood.
You know, places that are being forced to shut down right now because of legislation enacted by the right.
Yeah, absolutely.
And just like, I mean, it's funny because, yeah, on the right wing as one of these women, you couldn't ever say, Medical misogyny is killing women.
You have to say, oh, a woman got too crazy on the pill that even a doctor couldn't help her.
Like that's, that's, that's kind of the argument that you have to go with.
And it does seem, a lot of this argument, especially with what Charlie Kirk is saying, and I think you mentioned it earlier, Tony, it just seems like another opportunity for men to dismiss women and just call them crazy, you know?
I tried to read more articles on Evie, but a lot of them wanted me to sign up or pay in order to read them.
The only one that I was able to read all the way through was this one called, Why You Should Do a Birth Control Detox.
Immediately became clear that it was just a long-form advertisement for that fucking 28 control cleanse.
Awesome.
And like right within the first couple paragraphs of the article, it links to this study on PubMed as a reference when stating that oral hormonal contraception causes vitamin deficiency.
And just the abstract of the study says, apart from their gynecologic influences, birth control agents, oral contraceptives have been shown to affect a number of metabolic and nutritional processes, some significantly and others beneficially.
The use of contraceptive pills have been shown to decrease the physiologic levels of six nutrients, riboflavin, pyridoxine, folicin, vitamin B12, ascorbic acid, and zinc, and to increase the level for others.
You just take more of that stuff.
And then it ends by saying, women who take oral contraceptives and have adequate diets need little or no supplemental vitamins.
Vitamin and mineral increases caused by oral contraceptives do not require treatment.
They link to the abstract of a fucking study that says it's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
That's awesome.
But I mean, you can put a lot of faith in no one ever clicks.
No one ever reads the article.
No one ever clicks the link.
Gotta fucking click everyone.
People read the headline and then the sub headline and then that's what they went and told all their friends.
Who are now like influencers on TikTok.
It then linked to another EV article, so like the same bullshit journal, to back up its assertion that birth control can cause women to prefer less masculine men.
And the article is called Professor Explains How the Birth Control Pill Can Nudge Women into Being Bisexual and Increase Likelihood of Depression.
And it's just an article made up of anecdotes.
I like the idea of, like, less masculine men, you know, like women.
And so I, like, read a whole bunch of a study that I found that, like, semi-backs that up.
It didn't really clarify, like, what metrics, a lot of the metrics that they were using to define, like, less masculine men.
They talked about, like, face shape and stuff.
But I found this part really interesting.
It said, This finding supports earlier works by Roberts et al.
2012, who found that among women who were currently regularly cycling, those who met their partner on the pill were less sexually satisfied and had lower levels of partner attraction than those who met while regularly cycling.
Interestingly, however, those same women who met their partner on the pill were more satisfied with his provision of parental care than were those who met their partner while regularly cycling.
This finding may be explained by the fact that masculine traits, which are preferred at reduced levels when using hormonal contraception, tend to be associated with lower levels of paternal care.
So they're saying that like maybe they found a slightly less masculine dude, but they found like a better dad.
Yeah.
You know, it's probably not factoring like, OK, if they weren't taking if they weren't on birth control when they met and they got at some point, how much was it that how much was it?
the partner being a weird controlling husband and now like making you take the pill.
Like, how many times was that the case?
Like, how many times was it just, like, they just knew this guy wasn't that tight in the first place, like, you know, or, like, I don't know, it's... There's so many outside factors.
Like, how do you control for it?
When they met, were they young enough to fall for some TikTok and not take birth control and then grow up?
And then also, at the same time, they didn't know about, you know, an influencer being wrong?
They didn't know what bad guy was?
Yeah.
Did they grow up?
Yeah, other articles from Evie are, uh, girl 16 dies after taking birth control to ease painful periods.
Like, this magazine really does seem to be like a black crime spotter, but for birth control deaths.
And it is even more like died suddenly, like you were saying, Tony, COVID deaths.
It's taking these individual, yes, there are these side effects to birth control.
We know that there's these side effects, but then you have these articles like, again, real title of an article, my birth control gave me a blood clot.
Yes, it can really happen.
Well, I mean, you're writing this, so that's good.
That's true.
I mean, like, yeah, yes, it can really happen.
That's why they put it on the box.
You know, that's why they... That's why there's a fucking huge insert that comes with your birth control.
That's why they put it on the information.
But I love the way the magazine is, like, framing all of this, like...
Dear Evie Magazine, I never thought it would happen to me, but my beautiful stepdaughter finally died from having sex before marriage.
Her supple, ample, heaving brain developed a spine-tingling blood clot that killed her.
You know, it's a really weird publication.
So strange.
The first article has more questions than answers, because then you're like, wait, so what was causing the painful periods?
Also, hold on, birth control can help ease pain in periods?
They're just like, no, whatever else was happening, whatever they were trying to treat had nothing to do with it.
She took the pill and she exploded.
The other article that I wanted to end with is, yeah, what you guys were talking about.
This article is titled, Don't Accept His Proposal Until You're Off Birth Control.
You might be choosing the wrong husband.
And I love that, yeah, like the party of personal responsibility is like family planning is actually the reason you're dating fuckboys who don't wipe their ass or whatever.
When you wait to have kids, your biological clock searches for child figures as a substitute.
Sometimes it's a cat, other times it's the man-child who takes a job out of state without telling you.
Women just yearn for children to care for, you know?
And if you're not having real children because you're on birth control, then you're at risk of dating a mental child.
I think is the argument.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that does make some sense.
But this is what the article... Oh, sorry.
Go ahead.
Oh no, I wasn't meaning anything, so it didn't matter.
This is a paragraph from the article.
Since starting birth control in high school to treat, parentheses, depending on who you ask, polycystic ovarian syndrome.
I love that outro, that intro, rather.
I love that little quote.
Depending on who you ask, it's this fucking awful condition that sounds life-threatening.
Ovarian cyst syndrome.
Or it could have been just because I was a promiscuous teenager.
Looking back now, that's really why I got it, so I could defy God.
It wasn't to prevent ovarian cysts.
That is like a common thing that doesn't, you know, just like so many conversations don't get really followed up where it's like, I've known a few people who have been like, oh no, I can't take birth control because I just become a total bitch when I'm on it.
It's like, no, you were just 17.
Like you were just.
You were just, you were just 17.
You're just, maybe we're not, you know, that's okay.
Goes on, I had been into nerdy, quiet, Dickensian looking men who were serious to a fault.
Post birth control, I was more attracted to muscular and bearded lumberjack looking jovial types.
The dichotomy made no sense to me whatsoever.
Is jovial, is that them saying dad bod?
What?
Which?
Joyful?
How do you say that word?
Jovial.
It means happy.
Okay.
I was thinking like jolly, like Santa Claus-esque.
Now I'm thinking of like Lumberjacks being like smiley.
It means like outgoing.
Like pleasant.
Pleasantly sociable.
Like, what is this argument?
Like, okay, you're on the pill, so obviously you think masculine Trump voters who roll coal are just the evil scum of the earth, but if you get off birth control, you're gonna think those guys are actually really cool.
If you get off birth control, you're actually gonna end up dating a Hick Hop rapper.
So, I think- If you're lucky.
I think now's the time.
Now's the time to quit.
I also love, because remember when the late 2000s, early 2010s hipster thing was in full swing, and the meme was making fun of lumberjacks?
The meme was making fun of bearded, flannel-wearing, I don't know, masculinity cosplayers or whatever?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, if you get off the pill, you could actually be attracted to a Mumford and Son.
Yeah.
Like, they do forget that that was just a barista in 2010.
Yeah.
Like what they're describing was just a barista back then.
And I did watch a video about, that was linked in this article, a TikTok video from Lulu The Herbalist.
Who is reading from, I think, a Time Magazine article about how, you know, the changes in hormones can change like who, who you're attracted to.
And then a bunch of people in the comments, it was a bunch of women saying that they, after they stopped taking the pill, they became lesbians.
So, I think maybe Ashley St.
Clair, Elon Musk, Mike Cernovich, the Dilbert guy, I think they're on to something.
I think all you ladies out there should stop taking the pill and become lesbians.
I'll be honest, you know, the only alphas I've ever known were just studs.
So this does make sense.
Yeah.
Well, thank you so much, Ani, for joining us.
Do you have anything else you want to add to the conversation before we get out of here?
I just, throughout all the articles that we were reading, they mentioned a lot of mental health effects from birth control, which I found really interesting because I don't want to discount anybody's experience with clinical depression that was triggered by hormonal birth control or medications or whatever.
There is such a high correlation of depression with pregnancy and childbirth that we have a special fucking name for it.
Yeah.
Right?
Postpartum depression.
God damn it.
Yeah, absolutely.
If you want good online resources for this kind of stuff, for reproductive health, I have a couple suggestions here.
Yes, please.
Yeah, Dr. Fran.
She's an actual OB-GYN.
She's great.
Her Instagram is at PagingDrFran, and her website is PagingDrFran.com.
She specializes in high-risk pregnancy and birth and dealing with PCOS.
That's Ani's Instagram feed is people shearing animal hooves and problematic births.
Another one is Dr. Jennifer Gunter.
She's also an actual OBGYN.
She is at Dr. Jen Gunter on Twitter.
She wrote the book The Menopause Manifesto and The Vagina Bible.
And then there's a really cool book called Period The Real History of Menstruation by Kate Clancy, who's an anthropologist who just specializes in menstrual cycles.
She's cool as fuck.
The audiobook is really good.
Yeah, Ani's a bookseller, so that's a professional recommendation.
Professional rec, right there.
I did want to mention one other article I didn't write down from Evie that I forgot, but when I searched birth control, one of the articles was about Chelsea Handler.
They got mad at Chelsea Handler for demanding men get vasectomies, when you would think, well, that's a clear alternative to birth control.
That's a great way that women don't have to alter their hormones or anything.
If men just get vasectomies, well then women could detox from the pill permanently.
Nope, that's not good because, yeah, Evie says, Chelsea Handler demands men get vasectomies because women are, quote, exhausted from using birth control.
Man up, men.
And then they go on to say that, they go on to say all the supposed complications for having a vasectomy.
Yeah, vasectomy, a popular form of male sterilization involves severing or sealing the vas deferens, the tubes that carry sperm from the testicles.
While it's generally safe, that's one part of the sentence, complications can arise.
Immediate post-surgical risks include bleeding, infection, or an allergic reaction to anesthesia.
Don't get a vasectomy because you might have an allergic reaction to anesthesia.
Only used in vasectomies.
Yeah.
Well, these are typically rare and can be managed effectively with prompt medical attention.
One of the more common complications is sperm granuloma, a hard, sometimes painful lump about the size of a pea caused by sperm leakage into the surrounding tissue.
This condition usually resolves on its own, but may require treatment in some cases.
So I love this because, yeah, it is Doing the thing of citing anecdotal, or if not anecdotal, like the minority of minority of experiences with these procedures or with these medications and treating it as if that's what you should be making.
Wow, it's so bad when this does happen.
Well, how often does it happen?
Yeah.
It's so bad.
How often does it happen, this outpatient procedure?
Right?
Like, you're still more likely to get hit by a car than get a little sperm lump if you get a vasectomy.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's just fun.
It's funny.
And then they also imply here at the end, sterilizing may be advertised as a wonderful solution, but permanently sterilizing either gender has serious consequences.
Which again, like... Oh my gosh.
That's one of the most well known things about vasectomies is that they are almost always reversible.
It also doesn't affect your hormones negatively and there are ways of Getting sterilized, if you're a woman, too, that don't affect your hormones negatively, you can get a bilateral salpingectomy, which is just getting rid of your ovarian tubes, which decreases your chance of ovarian cancer by, like, a lot.
It's why a lot of women get them.
I know at least three people who have had that done.
They're really happy with their decision.
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When I'ma get my chance to fuck Me and my niggas, we VIP, walkin' no pad, I don't blame it up Girl, your new nigga lame as fuck Saw the money gang come hang with us Pour no flick in the Sprinter van You can bring your friends, come bang the bus Nah, just shout to Batman and them Matt Black, Rover, Batmobile Yellow bone bitch, so the fuck on pills Got a fake ass, but a hair game real She got me waitin', it's been two weeks I could've been for about ten freaks Redbone, slim fatigue Drop it, pop it, make it neat I need a pound, Tom Brown, ratchet ghetto bitch for me The police kick my dough down
You gotta take these pumps for me Doja pack, stash it in her pussy, call it Doja Cat Choker, stroker, I control her when I hit it from the back And I taught myself, never love no hoe Cause they all box and they want my dough I can't be fixed cause I've never been broke Back to a trick, I tell another joke and I'm like Quit playing with that pussy, huh When I'ma get my chance to fuck Me and my niggas, we VIP, walkin' no pad, I don't blame it up Girl, your new nigga lame as fuck Saw the money gang come hang with us
Pour no flick in the spring of the van You can bring your friends, come bangin' the bus Nigel shot to a Batman nail Mat Black, Roval, Batmobile Yellow bone bitch, let the fuck on pills Got a fake ass but a head game real She got me waitin', it's been two weeks I could've been for about 10 freaks, bread bones, slump or teak, drop it, pop it, make it neat.
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Cause they all bops and they want my dough.
I can't be fixed cause I've never been broke.
Back so trick hot, tell another joke and I'm like.
