#602 Given the chance I would take both his hands and put the middle fingers in his butt
TODAY: We cover Biden’s excruciating State of the Union speech—including his shout-out to a victim “killed by an illegal.” We go through the myriad conservative reactions to the geriatric stateman’s address: “He’s scary!” “He’s trying to cure cancer because his dad was a pathetic car salesman” “He threatened supreme court justices!” (If only) ALSO: the right sees Democrats move to their position on immigration so they get even more racist as a response, represented here by a news story and comment section about a migrant exonerated from assaulting a police officer. We also learn about “Turbo Cancer” and how crime statistics are fake (not racist enough) TiaCorine- Chaka Khan Slow Pulp- Slugs Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult
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I'm Alexander Edward.
I'm Tony Boswell.
And we are Minion Death Cult.
The world is ending.
A frickin' migrant flipping his birds, flipping the middle fingers at us, is responsible.
And we're documenting it.
Wow.
Sorry.
Just had to get that off my chest.
I'm venting for the second episode.
I was just so mad.
You know how conservatism is the new punk rock and also the most offensive thing you can do is flip being birdie?
Absolutely, absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
Because the thing is, there's no excuse.
You know what it means now, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
But no more on that later.
I did want to talk about.
The horse race.
Right, that's something on Minion Death Cult we love to cover.
We love to cover elections and the beltway and the horse race.
And of course, one of everybody's favorite event in the horse race, the State of the Union.
Yes.
When the current president goes up there and says, vote for me, you know, let's do four more years of this, essentially.
You didn't watch any of it.
You just revealed to me before we started this episode.
Yeah, they didn't do a good rollout, to be honest.
They didn't do a good rollout for the State of the Union, so I didn't set my alarm.
I was outside, turns out, getting fresh air, and I totally forgot that it happened.
It happens the same day every year, Tony.
It's State of the Union Day.
It's in your Google Calendar as a default, I think.
Is it really?
No, I don't know.
OK.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's true.
What you just said right now.
It's the second Thursday of every March.
We're not we're not even there yet.
I thought it depends on on which way the ground with the Groundhog see the shadow or not when the State of the Union happens.
That is that is part of it.
Yeah.
It's that and Easter.
It also shifts around like Easter.
I saw I saw clips, but we'll get to like the one clip I saw from it, which is not not great But I did see conservative reaction to it.
This is a this is a big deal and You know, like I said, we're real we're real into politics here.
We're really into Elections and the horse race that I mentioned the horse race.
Oh The Race of the Horses.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
Now, Tony, I guess, didn't watch the State of the Union this year.
Watches it every other year, though, for the show, for our annual segment.
Sorry I didn't do my live stream.
We do.
We usually do a live stream for the State of the Union.
Sorry we didn't do that.
Do a little drinking game.
Sorry about that.
I apologize.
But it is it was a big deal for yeah like politically minded internet people people who are just you know obsessed with the Democrat or Republican or a Q conspiracy party So the conservative backlash to it from what I could tell like the number one the highlight of Like, if you asked a conservative guy to give you a rundown, like, what was your gist for the night?
What was your overall vibe for the night?
Your conservative guy would have said, Biden was scary.
He was too scary?
He was too angry?
And I don't like to see that level of anger, especially in front of my children.
Um, this is from Let's Go Brandon, the Facebook group Let's Go Brandon post shared by Jackie.
Uh, it's a, it's like a word art, text art, you know, just white text on a red background that says, apparently it's not a good idea to give an angry, senile old man speed after 8 p.m.
He turns into a really loud, angry, screaming, senile old man.
Uh, now there is some truth to this.
We can't, I can't, or you know, we'll get into these clips.
Uh, angry is not the word that I would use to really describe it.
I wouldn't use a scary or mean, which I think, yeah, Donald Trump said he was, uh, he was too angry.
It just doesn't represent the public, the American public.
You can't you can't give a guy like that this kind of power.
You know, this guy has the football and he gets this angry.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You know, I don't I don't remember Donald Trump getting angry.
Not once.
No.
Yeah.
And they say me, I'm a I'm a Republican and they say women are too emotional to be president.
This is that they're going to embrace, like the idea of like male periods, how we do go through, like, you know, emotional emotional weeks because of hormone levels.
Right.
Maybe there maybe there is something on this.
Maybe we Maybe he's just on his period.
If you're married, you actually sync up with your wife.
Tell me about it.
Which is why I don't think we should have any more married presidents.
That's a good idea.
Bachelor presidents only.
To be honest, for real.
Yeah, to be real.
If I can just get a solo poly president, that'd be great.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no.
She's my secretary, but also part of my polycule.
So it's all actually cool or fine.
Oh, you thought we were working on like some sort of trade agreement here.
No, no, I just have the fascist prime minister of Italy here, that Swedish woman who got in trouble for being too sexy, that prime minister.
No, we're doing something different in here.
Yeah, well, it's Sunday, so it's a meal prep and head day.
So she comes over and help me with a meal prep.
It's real nice, real wholesome stuff.
Yeah, another thing, another great thing Biden just did was, yeah, like, warmly embrace the fascist president of Italy.
President or Prime Minister.
Should be one or the other.
Some places have both.
Did you know that?
It's fucking crazy.
It's confusing.
Some comments on this Let's Go Brandon meme about Biden being scary.
Daniel Krasina says, sounded like a Hitler speech.
That's so true.
He is.
He's the white.
He's the white Hitler.
Someone had someone had to be the white.
No, I mean, I.
That came out weird because I was as opposed to the orange Hitler.
Ah, yeah.
The Cheeto Hitler.
That's what I was going.
I don't know.
I like the ring of it.
John Willard says his puppet masters want him reelected, then they will continue running him.
Sure, why not?
Alan Rich was the reason I included all these comments, though, because he posted the meme of The 100% lib meme of, these are Biden's shoes.
Remember how Trump's shoes were stupid and tacky and like chintzy, fake gold and shit?
No, this is what Brandon's rocking.
And someone made a meme of like Joe Biden with a goatee, mustache goatee, smoking a cigar, like a hustle, like an ancient wisdom hustle.
Yeah, it is Dos Equis.
The most interesting man in the world.
The most interesting man in the world were president.
It's epic Brandon.
What kind of shoes are these Tony?
They're a lot like, yeah, they actually look like a like a boot, like a like a tech boot.
But then with like the chunky like Balenciaga soul and the Eagles on the side are very reminiscent of the those Adidas that that one guy made to have angel wings on him.
But this is just AI, right?
Oh, absolutely.
The whole thing.
Yeah.
Oh, but it doesn't say.
Presidenciaga?
What does that say on the... I don't think so.
I think it's nonsense.
These are AI.
I'm surprised they got Brandon correct on the side.
No, you know why?
Because they did put in dark Brandon President shoes.
That's what they typed in to get this shoe, because it is like a black shoe.
Yeah.
So a couple of red highlights, but it's mostly black.
Chunky, fashion shoe.
It's like a hip-hop, it's like a, I don't know, you know like a streetwear shoe.
Yeah.
Do you think Alan Rich in the Let's Go Brandon Facebook group posted this meme because he thinks this is like how dark Brandon is?
Like look, he'll fuck him.
Yeah.
Like he probably rocks like all black Air Force One high tops.
Yeah, he's ready to rob you.
He wears the robber shoe, you know, the all-black Air Force One.
I think that is weird, because this looks like when a shoe does a Darth Vader edition shoe.
It's got the glowing red stripe down the sole.
Yeah.
That's his lightsaber.
But, um, I think Alan got scared by the Lib Dark Brandon shoe.
And he was like, he's like, he's like, even if it's not, this is bad news, even if it's not real, look at what his followers are capable of making.
Look what they would wear.
Look what they would wear.
Okay, so as people may or may not remember, I am one of hundreds of lucky subscribers to a website called Not The Bee, which is the Babylon Bees version of The Onion's Not The Onion.
Yeah, but it's become your social networking platform of choice, right?
That's where that's where you feel like you get the most social engagement because you get to make your own headlines.
You get to make headlines.
Absolutely.
And I can't wait to do another segment on those those bad boys, the ones that I've I've made.
I should make some.
But it's also, it's not just a place to express yourself or, uh, you know, commune with fellow, fellow beers.
Uh, it's also a place where you go to hear the, like the writings of people you identify with, you know, to like learn from some, somebody who's going to give you the rundown and like, uh, let you know what's going on.
And that's of course, uh, Joel Abbott, uh, who is writing for not to be about, yeah, the state of the union.
And he has included as the header a shot of Joe Biden, really fucking scary.
Yeah, looks sinister.
He's like, I don't know.
You went to your you used to be Catholic, right?
Mm hmm.
You know, you know, wrath like that's part of it.
Yeah, I'm familiar with the concept.
This is what I think of when I think of wrath.
Mm hmm.
Think of Joe Biden squinting and going.
Little beady eyes.
I can't imagine what noise he's making with this face because I... He's just struggling to, like, say a preposition.
Like he's about to sneeze?
Or that.
He's about to sneeze right now?
It's the lack of eyebrows and the beady eyes that really make it unsettling for me.
The guy behind him in this shot is the newest speaker of the house.
Who is just 100% Captured the Chad meme as he as he looks on at Biden who's like cringe screaming.
He's just like Nah, man, you got to play it cool Institute theocratic fret fascist This guy has a giant head He's got a big ol' head.
That's right.
I feel like someone should tell him that maybe slightly larger or wider glasses would help his head look smaller.
He's got a huge noggin on him.
I did see that comment.
One of the like yelling Democrats I was looking at for the State of the Union stuff.
She was like, this guy's glasses give me the ick!
She's like, his glasses are too small for his head!
But, you know, she has a point.
The frames, yeah, the frames are just too small because the arms spread out.
I don't want to talk about his face anymore.
Let me get to this.
Talk about his head, okay?
It's very specific.
Let me get to the story here, okay?
Let me do my phrenology on the show, please.
Thank you.
Um, all right, the author of this article on not to be rights.
I'm not, I just, the reason I wanted to read this is because it gives a good like summary of all the different things that people are upset about, about the state of the union.
And I find them fairly interesting.
Uh, okay.
He goes, I'm not a Biden fan, but not because I view Democrats as inherently evil and Republicans as saints.
There was a time not too long ago for the democratic party delve deep into the minds of wokeness and found demons in the dark.
It should be awoken what should have been left sleeping.
If you're talking about delving deep into the mind, you're trying to reference Lord of the Rings here.
That I found commonalities with them on policies related to trade, civil liberties, education, and the like.
I also don't view Biden as some special antichrist or have hatred of him in my heart.
Don't believe you.
His father believed he was an old country aristocrat who deserved to be part of the New World's ruling class, but he fell out of wealth and was forced to sell used cars to support his family.
That weight fell heavily on Joe Biden.
Getting into politics allowed him to enrich the family name and regain his father's honor.
That explains his career, his mannerisms, his angry outbursts, and the 10% for the big guy.
It's not a righteous tale, but it's a common one in human history.
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
His dad now and how his dad, he's like trying to avenge the family honor for his dad being a car salesman.
I guess that could all be true.
I don't I don't.
Was his dad's dad like a respectable aristocrat?
And like so the family did have honor at one point.
He had to regain the honor.
It's like.
Yeah, no idea.
I want you to know this because it helps you see Biden as a fallen man who believes himself to be an aristocrat, not a kindly old civil servant.
He's been in politics for like 80 years now.
He is functionally an aristocrat.
It's a very stupid argument.
He's the President of the United States.
What are you talking about?
Uh, not a kindly old civil servant or the devil incarnate when you watch clips like this.
So I want you to know that Biden, he's just like dead inside.
He's spiritually dead from having to take on his father's shameful legacy.
Yeah.
Having to, having to bring his family name up from the gutter of car salesmen.
That's why he goes on to do things like, uh, try to fight cancer.
Because it says, I want you to know this because it helps if you see Biden as a fallen man who believes himself to be an aristocrat.
When you watch clips like this, and it's a tweet from Media Research Center, and it's a clip of Biden saying that he wants to cure cancer.
Call ARPA-H.
And remind us.
Remind us that we can do big things like end cancer as we know it.
And we will.
So, like, when I hear that, I have to, like, remind myself, I'm like, oh yeah, well, Biden is ashamed of who his father turned out to be, what his father had to do.
So that's why he said that.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
Did his, like, father, like, die from cancer?
Is that the thing?
I this is so funny because this is this is the ultimate like student body president speech where you're like, you're going to have pizza every day.
It's extremely low hanging fruit.
You got to stand.
You got to stand for curing cancer.
You have to do a standing ovation for curing cancer.
You can't not.
I don't think.
Somebody should be looking at your ancestry if they hear you say you don't like cancer.
Why would he say that?
What's the background there?
Then he goes on to write, I don't know what it is about Biden and this claim that he set us on the glorious path to cure cancer.
But he keeps bringing it up every year, perhaps because his core supporters tend to be retired Democrats on Social Security and Medicaid.
You know those cancer getters?
You ever notice how people who get cancer tend to vote for Democrats?
It's because they're victims.
That's what it is.
It's because they're perpetual victims.
And they'd rather wait for a government handout, like they do in Cuba, of a lung cancer vaccine, rather than face it head on and see who's the bigger man, you or cancer.
Yeah, pull yourself up, like, you know, earn it.
No handouts.
Extremely funny.
Extremely funny to like the one hand pretend to be confused why he would want to try and cure cancer Come up with some this concocted Explanation and then also insult people who might get cancer Yeah, also be like he's but he's buying his his the foot soldiers That's what I've always said the you know the foot soldiers of the globalist elite are the people with cancer Yeah, they're the shock troops
Yeah, that's why they don't want you taking colloidal silver.
You know, it's like that.
So, yeah, you have the option not to get it just by living holistically and eating organs.
They linked to a post-millennial tweet.
Where, yeah, Biden or sorry, the post-millennial, like quoted Biden saying that the vaccines that saved us from covid are now being used to beat cancer.
What do you what do you what do you think their reaction to that?
They had to find a new way to trick us to take the vaccine and use cancer for it?
Oh, that's a good one.
Because I don't even know what he means by this yet.
Don't worry, I'll explain it to you.
I read a single article about it, so I'll tell you.
So you're good.
The pandemic no longer controls our lives.
The vaccine has saved us from COVID.
Are now being used to beat cancer.
He looks so bad.
Like, this is, feel free to, let's, you know, put on the pundit hat ourselves and opine about the State of the Union.
He looks awful, dude.
Yeah.
I mean, insane.
What it is, is anger's just not cued on him, you know?
He's squinting the whole time.
The beadiest eyes.
Not for intensity when he really says something.
He's squinting like he's desperately searching for meaning in his words the entire time.
He is finding every word before it comes out.
He has to think about it real hard.
Turning setback into comeback.
That's what America does.
That's what America does.
The pandemic no longer controls our lives.
Like, do you think it's a facelift that made his eyes look like that?
It's his he has no eyebrows anymore.
I swear he had eyebrows.
But, you know, they say that they say being president ages are pretty rough.
I think he's definitely got a facelift of some kind.
I think he should maybe just Botox.
He's gotten some work done.
It's smooth.
It's smooth and it's forehead-y.
But like, listen to this.
The vaccine that saved us from COVID are now... Did you hear that?
Yeah.
The vaccine that saved us from COVID... And then he goes on.
So he does say that.
He does say the vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to beat cancer.
I think he's right.
The mRNA vaccines are being used to fight cancer, which are the same kind of vaccine that we used for COVID.
And there have been even better developments in mRNA technology because of the COVID vaccine.
So yeah, charitably, he's 100% right.
Yeah, Cuba's developed a vaccine for lung cancer like it is.
It is possible what I think what he's, excuse me, specifically referring to our pancreatic cancer vaccines.
Some of the responses here.
I just wanted to highlight a couple of them.
P. Scott replies to Post Millennial saying yes, Trump pushed that.
Which is good.
This is the most sensible.
This is the most grounded response I saw to this was, yeah, but Trump should get credit for it.
Yeah.
And this is like a Trump voter.
This is somebody who has Trump 2024 in their bio on Twitter, who thinks that a winning argument would be Trump did that point at the COVID vaccines and say Trump did that bitch.
Now what?
You know, it is funny because we talked about that when it first happened.
It is funny that he doesn't get to take credit for that because it does not help his base at all.
It does not appeal to his base at all.
Yeah, there's been several there's been several times over the last few years where he's said something COVID related and had to like
Desperately try and thread that needle of getting credit for it while also like he claims that uh His argument is that he would have never made it made it a mandate which which a Lot of places didn't that you know what I mean there wasn't like yeah, it was like on an individual job level essentially but um That's the argument he tries to make.
So it's interesting still seeing that.
Not a lot of people are saying this.
Dorothy Leninger says, I think he misspoke.
What I think he meant to say is that they are causing turbo cancer.
Which is...
I'm sorry to tell you, but you have diagnosed and it's bad.
Is it stage 3?
No.
It's turbo.
It's turbo cancer.
It's turbo.
You got turbo cancer, buddy.
I'm sorry.
What I think he meant to say is they are causing turbo cancer.
Kills people in anywhere from a few weeks to a few months, even with early diagnosis.
I saw two instances of the phrase turbo cancer.
Hell yeah.
In these replies.
And I was like... That's not a... That's not a thing, right?
Like, that's not a real thing they're trying to argue.
Oh, it is.
I found a Reuters fact check about turbo cancer.
Oh fuck.
No, let me pull it up.
No evidence COVID-19 vaccines cause, quote, turbo cancer by Reuters fact check.
A video in which a Canadian doctor claims that COVID-19 vaccines cause the so-called, quote, turbo cancer is not based on facts, according to five experts who spoke to Reuters.
What the?
My world's gone upside down.
Turbo cancer isn't real.
Yep.
I don't even know how to feel right now.
Cause I mean, like I, I did a quick search real fast.
And the first thing that popped up is a cat turd tweet from yesterday where he's quote tweeting this.
And it says, you mean causing turbo cancer?
And it's not real.
God, it's gotta be real.
I love it when the people in high school who called you a turbo F slur with turbo AIDS are now trying to pretend to do scientific analysis.
Yep.
Well, yeah, I discovered a new cancer.
It's called mega cancer.
Ultra cancer, actually.
Did you hear that the COVID-19 vaccine?
Yeah, sure.
sure it's got some benefits, but it's also causing cligona herpes if a lades.
Yeah.
Dr. Charles Hoff, a family physician who is currently under investigation by the college College of Physicians and Surgeons of British Columbia for allegedly for alleged misconduct related to spreading false information about COVID-19 measures and vaccines made the claim during an hour long podcast.
He claimed that COVID-19 vaccines damaged the immune system of recipients and caused aggressive new cancers, as well as flare-ups in those remissions from the disease.
YouTube, we are quoting Reuters.
We are reading from Reuters.
Do not take this video down.
We're already not monetizing this video, to my knowledge.
Yeah, so don't do that to us.
As evidence, Hoff presented an anecdote about a 61-year-old patient who was diagnosed with cancer of the lungs and spine in October 2022, a year after receiving his second vaccine dose.
Quote, People who had previous cancers, which were in remission, are flaring up since their shots because of the damage to their immune systems by the COVID shots, Hoff said.
But with new cancers being diagnosed, the tumors are bigger than ever.
Folks, they're bigger than ever.
They're back.
They seem to grow very aggressively, spread very aggressively, and be very resistant to treatment.
You ever notice how the bigger cancers are crazy like that?
Yeah.
So this is being nicknamed Turbo Cancer.
Like, totally totally insane to like, this is this is how how fucking astroturfed the conservative movement is that a guy who came up with turbo cancer somehow put it on the lips of like hundreds of thousands of Americans.
Yeah, it's it's definitely out there.
And like, could you imagine the reality?
Like I said, imagine getting diagnosed and you being told that like, fuck, fuck you.
Are you making a joke at me?
Am I are you laughing at me?
Saying that my cancer has been turbocharged?
That's fucking rude, man.
This guy's just going through anal cunt song titles looking for new names for diseases.
It turns out COVID-19 is causing the gayest disease on earth.
I just saw the gayest vaccine on Earth and it was COVID-19.
Am I already?
It's me.
I gave I gave your son super, super cancer.
So you wasted money on a college education.
I Yep, sorry.
Sorry, I didn't give him the regs, but I gave him, I gave him the turbo.
Can't get out of it.
Freddie Mercury died of super cancer.
That was before turbo.
We didn't really have super until Biden came in.
No, what they're basing, what actual credible physicians and clinicians and people who study these things are saying, no, the reason that so many late-stage cancers appeared in 2022 is because we couldn't diagnose them in 2020.
It's because we were fucking overwhelmed with people getting the very real COVID-19.
So, yeah, people's appendixes were bursting because they couldn't get a fucking hospital date.
Yeah, they didn't diagnose a ton of cancer.
So it's not that the tumors are going faster.
It's that we're seeing them way later.
Yeah.
They only got diagnosed two days ago.
It's already massive.
This is turbo.
Well, it started nine months ago, so.
Yeah, for four other experts, Justin Stebbing, editor-in-chief of Nature's Cancer Journal, Oncogene, and visiting professor of cancer medicine and oncology at Imperial College London.
I'm not going to read all these guys' names, but they all agreed that there was no evidence for COVID-19 vaccines causing cancer.
One of them cited several studies, including a Europe-wide report in the Lancet Oncology, which estimated that during the first year of the pandemic, around 100 million screenings were missed, 1.5 million fewer patients with cancer were seen by clinicians, 50% did not receive treatment in a timely manner, and up to 1 million may have had undiagnosed cancer.
Yeah, so I don't know.
Seems like a very credible, obvious answer.
But no, it's probably Mega Ultra Cancer.
It's probably Mecha Cancer if it's man-made.
And I love it because it is that thing where, sure, yeah, I think a lot of people indirectly died, might have died from cancer because of COVID-19, but not because of COVID-19 vaccine, but because of the backlog and because of the broken medical system we have.
And because of comorbidities with COVID-19.
Do you think your fucking COVID-19 helped your cancer?
No, it didn't.
No, it didn't.
I'm sorry.
No.
And also had just getting COVID-19 fucks up your immune system and could lead you to getting cancer more easily later on in your life.
It is wildly insulting hearing him be like, it doesn't dictate our lives anymore.
But like it still exists.
People are still getting it.
People are still suffering long term effect of it.
And now, you know, we have the CDC being like, it's OK, you can just go to work the next day.
You don't you don't have to take any time off, even though there's even though there's less cases.
You still have to take any more time off now.
Yeah, that's what we need.
You out there making money for us.
Uh, the next thing that people were, uh, the right wing were particularly afraid of with Biden's State of the Union was, um, he fucking threatened Supreme Court justices.
Did you see this?
I'm a psychopath.
I heard about this.
This is what I was scared about.
This is what he's screaming, right?
Probably.
Fucking probably, dude.
Is he saying, I want to fucking kill you!
That's what the picture is.
I was like, hello, FBI.
He just threatened the Supreme Court justice.
You're going to want to turn on the news right now.
It's happening live.
You're gonna turn it on FBI Yeah, Biden Biden held up his phone and started singing ooh I am gonna kill Alito Well, uh Amazing.
No, there's very referencing a very good video.
This is from not to be the next subject.
The next line is, oh, he also essentially threatened the Supreme Court because they ended federal control over killing babies.
And then it links to this Greg Price tweet again, who says Biden basically threatens the Supreme Court justices to their faces over abortion and struggles to read the teleprompter while doing it.
One one part of this tweet is true.
Which part do you think it is?
I think it's the part where he said, if you don't let us kill babies, we're going to body you.
That's what he said, right?
That part's probably true.
All right, let's listen to this audio.
Let's decide whether or not that's true, Tony.
And with all due respect, justices, women are not without electoral power.
Excuse me, electoral or political power.
You're about to realize just how much.
Oh, so good they started cheering because that went to mush.
They started cheering, he said, because they were already standing clapping.
Dude, it's so insane.
These are the clips that I'm seeing from the State of the Union.
Being shared by both Democrats and Republicans alike, and it's they're like all applause lines They were lines that were really well received during the State of the Union and they all sound like he's dying halfway through It's funny cuz like he they're over here saying that's him threatening the justices Where I'm hearing like that's you being full of shit, okay?
Like you're you're you're he's like trying to sound aggressive there.
I kind of.
But it doesn't mean anything to me or you.
I don't think like you don't mean that, bro.
You know, you're you're putting it on.
You're putting you're putting on women coming out to vote instead of you doing something about it.
Exactly.
It's like, OK, cool.
Yeah, we we get we get to vote again.
Wow.
I'm sure the Supreme Court justices are fucking shaking in their boots about it.
It'd be so funny, like later on he does a speech where he's like, you know, I would have loved to win, but women just didn't show up for me.
It's cool.
You know, if you don't show up for me, you're also not showing up for Kamala, right?
Did you know that?
Let's listen to this again.
And with all due respect, Justices, women are not without electoral power.
Excuse me.
So he says women are not without electoral power, which is fine, which makes sense.
And then he goes, Oh, wait, no, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Wait, let me go back.
I meant political and electoral power.
OK, we got it.
Because Kamala's throwing daggers back there.
He felt it.
He felt the vibe.
Electoral power.
Excuse me.
Electoral or political power.
You're about to realize just how much you've arrived at.
You're about to realize just how much we were wrong about that.
Buddy, but like, but I'm scared.
But the important part is I'm scared of him.
I think what he said is he said, you're about to feel you're about to feel the blade of my knife.
That's what he said under the mumble.
So, yeah, I think he was threatening him.
You're about to feel what Ashley Babbitt felt like.
Yeah, yeah.
God, how awful.
It's great that he's on our side, though.
He's so scary.
I'm just glad he's on our side.
I'm glad he's on our side and women's side, which is my side, too.
Tony's, I don't know.
Oh, my God.
There's probably a fucking TikTok out there of that that song, the My Man song, which is a funny song talking about how this girl loves their mans in a pretty nasty way.
And it's clips of him saying this stuff and being like, that's my man.
Oh, fuck yeah.
That's my man right there.
Uh, the last thing.
This is, this is like the big one that I saw first.
Uh...
The most shameful moment of the night back to not to be the most shameful moment of the night started when Marjorie Taylor Greene gave Biden a pen with Lake and Riley's name and all our listeners are going.
Oh, yes, of course Lake and Riley.
Of course, they're crossing themselves.
They're familiar.
They've all just paused the podcast to do a 30-second moment of silence.
Appreciate that.
For, let me go back here to the name, Laken Riley.
Okay.
Laken Riley is somebody who's allegedly, she was a murder victim, apparently.
Allegedly by an undocumented immigrant is like who the suspect is.
So she's of course one of the 1 billion women killed every year by undocumented immigrants.
Okay, Marjorie Taylor Greene gave Biden a Lake and Riley pin and did the say her name thing said say her name just like to make black people mad black people and anybody else with a conscience mad the Georgia College student who was I'm reading here from not to be brutally murdered by an illegal alien who had committed several crimes but hadn't been deported like this is just straight up libel like yeah like No trial has occurred.
It's like the suspect or whatever.
But hey, what could go wrong when saying one undocumented immigrant is guilty of a crime that they didn't commit?
You know, I think it's good that they're taking this approach, because I think that we do need to hold the types of people who murder women accountable.
You know, like, I think that white husbands are going to get their due any day now.
I hope so, because I fucking hate murdering women.
It's one of my least, yeah, I can't get behind that.
Gives me the ick.
Listen, hot take, hot take, but I think it's never cool to murder a woman.
I'm putting, I'm putting, uh, I'm putting a pink square on my Instagram.
Solid pink square.
I think for pussy, probably.
Don't you ever try to murder a woman in front of me.
Oh, you try to murder a woman?
Oh, fucking.
You better.
Not, not, not in my face.
Not today.
Yeah.
Um.
Yeah, OK, so the most shameful moment of the night started when MTG gave Biden the pin.
We're not going to watch.
There's a video of him going, OK, I know.
I know how to say her name.
Just awful.
That's up close.
But then once he's giving the speech, once he's at the podium for the State of the Union, we get here from the B, not the B. Biden claimed he knew Riley's name, but then he butchered it.
When the GOP heckled him into mentioning her name.
So he does say her name from the podium.
People probably saw this clip, but he fucking butchered it.
And it's like he might as well butchered her.
He might as well be the be the one who did it.
Listen, it's not it's that's not his fault.
I think that I think that white people need to, you know, hold themselves accountable for, you know, making up names.
It's like I thought it was L-Y-K-Y-N.
I didn't know it was L-A-K-Y-N.
No.
Listen, if you're going to if you're going to be in this country, all right, you got to do you got to do you got to do a prop.
These are all things that people have said about black names for years, by the way.
So if you're going to if you're going to, you know, be part of this, you got to stop making up names.
All right.
Stop spelling them all crazy.
Yeah, I agree.
Assimilate.
This is, this is, uh, they've embedded a different tweet from Town Hall, but I wanted to watch this version.
This is the one that I saw posted.
Uh, this is...
This is from Justin Barragona, who's a Daily Beast writer, senior media reporter at the Daily Beast, founder of The Contemptor, formerly Media Eye, the IJR, Politics USA, 401.
The Contemptor?
I don't know.
That's gnarly.
It might mean something else than what it sounds like.
The Daily Beast, like, not really a right-wing publication.
It's kind of a liberal, if not progressive, maybe, publication.
Still Zionist, I believe.
That's a shame.
Didn't know that.
Makes sense, though, kind of.
I could be mistaken, but I remember reading a lot of pro-Israel coverage in The Daily Beast a few months ago.
Yeah, I haven't seen anything from them in a long time.
I remember they used to be, like, pretty decent a long time ago.
So this is not like a right wing guy posting this clip, but he posts the clip of that I was referencing of Biden at the State of the Union, where he does say Lake and Riley.
Biden holds up the Lake and Riley pin that MTG gave him, then mispronounces her name, Lincoln Riley.
Let's listen.
Smuggling fentanyl into America is killing thousands of children.
Thousands of children have thousands of children died of fentanyl.
Thousands of people have died for sure.
A couple of my friend's kids are dead because of fentanyl.
All the kids are just getting used to it.
All the kids are dying because of fentanyl.
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not.
No, no, I'm being super sarcastic.
I don't, I don't think thousands.
I don't think it's, I think it happens, but I don't think it's an epidemic.
I don't think there's like, I don't think it's something that you say on this stage.
Yeah.
Fentanyl is is bad, folks.
OK.
Yeah.
But yeah, this is obviously just a bid for more cops, more homeland security, more border patrol, militarized border.
Smuggling fentanyl into America is killing thousands of children.
Like he didn't even get an applause from the Republicans on that.
Yeah.
Like, what are you, what are you doing?
What are you doing it for?
What are you, what are you talking about?
Like, I mean, I know he believes it.
So, but like, why, why are the Democrats like standing up and applauding for this dumb conservative law and order dog shit?
Um, let me keep watching here.
He's talking about the bill.
That just, Pat, that agreed to every Republican talking point.
He's talking about the border bill that's tougher, quote, tougher on migrants than Trump.
And this is what the Democrats are cheering right here.
The border will also give me and any new president new emergency authority to temporarily shut down the border when the number of migrants at the border is overwhelming.
The Border Patrol Union is in...
That's like the whole reason they did this bill is so that they can get him in front of the public saying, I want to be...
Less humane to immigrants, to migrants.
I want I want to be more fucked up at the border than Trump.
And now it's not going to pass, apparently, because, you know, Republicans are.
Thank God.
Thank God for Republicans.
Refusing to pass it in order to give him a win or whatever.
So the main the like main tactic is to just say it in public.
So that's a big reason for even that tactic, I think, is this speech that we're hearing right now.
And this is a lot of keep playing.
It's wild.
It's wild hearing him just say, like, if you think that's if you think that's neat, check this shit out.
I can also just shut that motherfucker down.
Yeah.
I mean, any other future president, we can make it even worse if it's too overwhelming.
It's kind of like also we decide that number like that's a We can do whatever we want, baby.
If.
This passes, or even if it doesn't pass now, but Trump gets reelected and it passes under Trump, giving him the authority to shut the border down whenever he wants.
What are Democratic voters going to say when he shuts down the border, creating an insane humanitarian crisis?
What are they going to be able to say?
What are they going to be able to tolerate saying, knowing that they were themselves cheering on these sorts of policies?
They're going to say, listen, if my guy decided to do it, they must have had enough fentanyl to make it worthwhile.
Because it's my guy.
Yeah, he would have done it the right way.
He's not being racist.
He's just saving the children from fentanyl.
He's not being racist like the other guy.
The other guy is just doing it to be mean.
Yeah, he's a racist.
Yeah, when Trump does it.
OK.
Versus Bill, the Federal Chamber of Commerce isn't.
Yeah, yeah.
You say no, look at the facts.
I know.
I know you know how to read.
All right.
I hate her.
I hate her so much.
I believe that given the opportunity for a majority in the House and Senate, would endorse the bill as well.
A majority right now.
It's so funny.
Like, when he starts this, you know, I'm still in immigration mode.
I'm still thinking about immigration.
And he goes, What did he say?
He said, you know what?
I still believe that given the opportunity and I'm thinking, Oh, like he's going to maybe say something good about migrants.
Given the opportunity, a migrant, you know, can succeed in life, can open up a small business, you know, become a part of polite society or whatever.
But no, he was talking about it.
I believe given the opportunity, I can get Republicans to be racist enough to pass this bill.
Yeah, I can do it.
I can, you know, we're going to we're going to make it happen.
They just need to be given given the opportunity to vote for the machine gun turrets.
You know, just a ray of hope is all anybody needs to spark that incendiary device at the border.
It's just wild hearing this fervor for this bill from Democrats are so far gone.
Just wait.
This isn't this.
We're not even there yet.
Just listen.
But unfortunately, politics has derailed this bill so far.
I'm told my predecessor called members of Congress and the Senate to demand they block the bill.
He feels a political win will be a political win for me and a political losing for him.
It's not about him, it's not about me.
I'd be a winner.
Not really.
What?
What?
Insane, dude.
Did you hear Biden?
Yeah, that political win.
He voted to be a political win for me and a political loser for him.
It's not about him.
It's not about me.
I'd be a winner.
Not really.
I'd be a winner.
Not really.
Doesn't he realize that it doesn't matter what he's saying, what policy he's putting forward, no matter if everything is on point.
The thing is, every time he does that, every time he like slurs or flubs or stumbles or mumbles, That's an L. It doesn't matter what he's doing.
Right.
That's a straight L. That's like him saying, oh, women are going to fight back against the Supreme Court like that.
You know, I don't really believe it coming from him.
I don't believe that he gives a shit about it.
But that could be like a good, strong rallying cry.
And he can't even get it out of his mouth.
He can't even say it, dude.
Yeah.
- Bruzzle. - Hi. - So people are like shouting at him.
I think it's MTG is shouting Lake and Green or Lake and Riley.
And so, and so Biden's picked up the pen off like the, the pen you would pin to your clothing, that kind of a pen.
Why'd you bring that up there with you?
You fucking loser.
How come no one, no one got in that.
No one put that in.
They don't have people on the payroll to like get in his ear about that.
How to handle that?
Which part of it would they find offensive, Tony?
He's finding common ground with the most virulent, racist people on the right wing.
That's what he wants to do.
And that's why he's raising this pin.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, who's wearing like a red blazer and a red giant Make America Great Again hat that's been signed by Donald Trump in the, you know, she's seated in the audience yelling at him to, like, that white lives matter or legal lives matter or whatever.
And so, yeah, he's picked up the pin she gave him.
Lincoln, Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal.
That's right.
But how many of thousands of people being killed by legal to her parents?
I see.
Crazy, crazy.
OK, so and he didn't he didn't really blow that hard.
I think he did fine.
I think he said it fine.
What do you what do you think he said?
Lincoln.
Yeah, they said he said Lincoln.
Well, but that's that's that's the actual criticism that that comes up.
No, he says Lake and Riley was killed by an illegal again.
I haven't seen that reported that he's been convicted of killing that that person has been convicted of killing Lake and Riley.
And then just saying illegal and the president on his State of the Union saying this young woman was killed by an illegal while holding a commemorative pin up to the camera is fucking insane.
Mind-boggling.
He then goes on to say, but how many of the thousands of people are being killed by... I think he tries to say legals?
But it doesn't work.
It just sounds like he's saying illegals again.
So let me, let me play that back.
Thousands of people being tried, but how many of thousands of people being killed by legals?
Yeah, he is trying to say legals, but it just kind of sounds, there's like a lull before where it sounds like he is saying illegals, but he's saying legals.
Legals?
He invented a new slur.
I think, you know, I'm going to get Elon Musk on the phone, try to get him to ban the word legal as a slur for American citizen.
Wild.
So like, again, going back to the thing about even if you were saying something cool, it's It's moot because of how he says it.
Same thing could be said here.
Like you could say, oh, well, he's like a racist old guy who's like set in his way.
So, of course, he's going to call undocumented immigrants illegals.
You know, that's the parlance of his time and frankly our times as well.
But he's going to own them in the way that only like an old, somewhat racist guy would be, where he would be like, yeah, sure, legals, they're filthy criminals.
You know who's worse?
Legals.
Legals?
I ain't never, you know, whatever.
I ain't never have my woman stolen by an illegal or something.
You know what I mean?
And he can't even do that.
He can't even do that because it just sounds like he's saying illegals again.
It's just a misnomer.
Because like we said, Choosing to say the word legals is a bad idea anyways.
Yeah.
And then to like, you know, slur it out makes it even worse.
It's just like, God damn it, dude.
You're just you're not good at this.
How are you?
How did you?
I mean, how did you get here?
We all know how you got here, but it sucks.
Sucks so bad.
Responses to this.
Are great.
So like, you know, this is like ostensibly a liberal reporter who's like in the liberal cultural milieu, and that's who is going to be interacting with him.
So like, wow, we're going to see like liberal responses to him saying.
Quoting Biden about how there was an illegal murderer, an illegal murdered this young woman.
And I don't know.
I was expecting to see things, see excuses for him on that front.
And just the top replies are he said Lakin, but he has a stutter and tripped over it.
Who cares?
The fact he acknowledged her and spoke to her parents was the germane part.
He has compassion, unlike his predecessor.
I think I think Trump 100% also has compassion for victims of undocumented crime or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Like insane to watch the Democratic Party go go through this transformation.
At least he has compassion for the victims of the mud people.
Yeah, you know, it's so it's so Donald Trump doesn't care about anyone.
Yeah, and like you said.
I think Donald Trump did have this, and like, because of the, quote, compassion you're seeing, you're now empathizing with the racism?
Yeah.
Because you see, like, what's wrong with you people?
Seth Warren says, that's all you got to say?
Dude is crushing it!
Fuck.
Ex-Lizzo Stanton said, he did say Lincoln, but he said, quote, how many of the thousands of people are being killed by legals?
Fix that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, uh, community note, please.
Thank you.
KT says, and then he shows how his border bill would address the problem at the border.
Perfect pivot.
And then he told the public how Biden's border bill was the only thing preventing them from undocumented immigrants slaughtering them in their sleep.
Yep.
Winning message, I think.
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Fuck that little nigga, he mad cause I won't let him date me I got two bitches just marrying Kate me I got some bread in the back and it's baking You seen the groom so you wanted to snake me Who's that girl, just like candy paint Let the boys tell us girl curl like candy cane Who's that girl drip like candy cane?
Let the boys tell us girl curl like candy cane I don't want to hear all that talk just net me Becky, wanna be right so I lefty I ain't no bright lil' bitch you can't pet me I do want to pivot quickly to a story that was fairly fascinating to me and also happens to be about immigration, undocumented immigration.
OK.
One of the other insane... Wait, hold on.
I do want to pivot quickly to a story that was fairly fascinating to me and also happens to be about immigration, undocumented immigration.
Okay.
One of the other insane...
Wait, hold on.
Let me see what the screen looks like.
Marjorie's up there.
Okay.
One of the other insane newsletters I'm subscribed to is BizPakReview, this right-wing website that I've been reading for a long time now, just here and there, and I saw this headline.
I had been following a little bit of the news on this, but just seeing a specific part of the story through this lens was great.
Do you remember, Tony, those guys that got in trouble for beating the shit out of New York City cops?
Those undocumented immigrants?
Yeah.
You remember seeing the video of it?
Yeah.
They were just, like, ganging up on a cop and beating him up.
And I was like, oh shit, that's cool.
Well, then it came out that actually the cop had just detained one of them for no reason and just started manhandling him.
Did you see that video?
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember that.
I don't know if we talked about it on the show.
The full video came out and it was just a bunch of dudes, not a bunch, five guys hanging out on the street in New York City just talking.
One of them has a baby stroller with him.
The cops just come up and say, hey, move, get out of here.
And like start kind of mocking them in Spanish and making the move.
And then one of them says something over his shoulder that he's fucking ugly or something like that.
And the cop just grabs him and starts pushing him up against the wall, like taking him away from his kid.
Yeah.
Like grabbing him away from his kid.
And the strollers just there in the middle of the sidewalk.
And luckily, you know, there were other people there to take care of the kid.
But, you know, that escalated into into a fight.
One of the guys who was arrested for this supposed assault on an officer was released because it wasn't actually him.
So this is from BizPak Review, Business and Politics.
And it's great because there's an ad at the top of this for BizPak Review, and I'm just going to read it here how it's written.
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So, you know, we're pretty anti-Facebook, anti-Google on this show, and so it's just nice to see somebody who's fighting the good fight here.
Can you just screen grab that and we can put that on the top of our stuff?
Yeah, I'm actually looking at a screen grab right now.
Oh, perfect.
Yeah, so we can use that for ourselves.
Half of it's already done.
Migrant who flipped the bird after being released from jail has been, quote, exonerated I love the scare quotes around exonerated.
It's like a very, a very specific word with a very specific like legal legal definition.
And I also love that we're seeing these scare quotes around exonerated from a news outlet That is 100% used to reprinting police statements without any qualifying quotations or scare quotes or anything, right?
That's just like what the news does pretty much at this point, especially a right wing news site.
I love when they finally resort to questioning The justice system is because somebody got exonerated.
Somebody that I don't like very much, quote, got, quote, exonerated.
What does it mean?
They're letting you know, like, listen, the court might have exonerated them, but the court of the people, me, I'm never forgiving them for this.
They are always going to be guilty of flipping the bird in my book.
That was assault, brother.
They didn't call me when they conducted this survey of whether he's exonerated or not.
You ever notice that?
You ever notice how they call between the hours of 8 and 5 when real Americans are at their jobs?
When they're deciding to exonerate these undocumented immigrants?
Also, you know, I have my phone on silent all the time, and maybe they should try harder to get ahold of me.
Maybe if fucking Biden did something about these telemarketers, I wouldn't be so goddamn afraid to answer my phone.
Goddamn right.
Goddamn right.
Answer the survey about whether the migrant was guilty.
Another turn in the Times Square assault of NYPD officers saw the bird-flipping Venezuelan national quote exonerated Friday.
That is what they mean.
They still mean he's guilty of the bird.
Yeah, he did it.
It happened.
Illegal alien lawlessness in the Big Apple and beyond has continued to make headlines as the southern border crisis remains a focal point of legislative dealmaking in the 2024 elections.
I would say not a lot of dealmaking going on there.
You know, they're stymied.
Absolutely.
That's another thing we like to talk about on this show.
Listeners will know we like to talk about when Congress is stymied.
I mean, we're big wonks, you know?
Huge wonks.
There's nothing that gets me more excited than a stalemate.
Yeah.
Congressional Mexican standoff.
Give me a stymie.
All day.
Now, after a late January melee in the heart of Midtown Manhattan saw cops mobbed by taxpayer-subsidized foreign nationals, one of the alleged was cleared of all charges.
After a thorough and diligent investigation, Juan Boada has been exonerated as a participant in this assault, a statement from Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg's office detailed Friday of the 22-year-old alien.
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I didn't click on it, though, folks.
I want everybody to know I did not.
I knew it was fake.
That's strong, because I would've been like, oh fuck yeah, what happened?
And I would've clicked on it.
Right.
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It gets the people who are worried about him.
It gets the people who are worried about the future of our nation, what would happen to it without Elon Musk's steadfast leadership.
And it also gets people like me who just like, who, who like bad things.
Like when a billionaire gets hurt.
Yep.
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Um, more from this article, Boata, who had been a, Oh, another thing.
Sorry.
I just got to say it.
Okay.
While, while we're on the subject of, uh, While we're on the subject of insane advertising methods on BizPacReview, I do have to share this screen recording I took.
So this is just while I'm on the website.
See that little screen in the bottom corner?
Uh-huh.
You know, there's like, like, oh, and there's a Google ad, a lot of play and like the floating corner of your window or whatever.
You can't turn the sound off of this one.
Like the sound.
Oh, nice.
The sound on my phone is off like it always is.
Maybe we should take an ad out with them because like that we can have a little audio clip in there.
Readers are forced to listen to it.
I'm not even joking.
After this ad for Internet or something was just their podcast playing.
Hell yeah.
It was a video version of their podcast playing in the bottom right corner with no way to silence it.
No mute button, no pause button, no X arrow.
Like look at it.
It's just it's just floating.
The only thing you can click on is like your ad settings.
The little thing that lets you like.
I don't know, let it tell you what kind of ads you want to get or whatever.
Just insane, insane level of marketing.
But this is what you have to do when you get cancelled.
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Boada, who had been arrested as a fifth suspect and charged with attempted assault after four other suspects had been arrested and released without bail despite their own charges, later became a face of the leftist response to the crisis when he, too, was released without bail and presented both his middle fingers to the media.
What a fucking fantastic photo.
Yeah.
Looking so sick.
Double birds.
Kobe shirt on.
Little, little snarky tongue going on?
I said it at the top of the show, but like, yes, conservatism is the new punk rock, and yes, I am the most afraid of anything I've ever been.
Of this fucking cool dude flipping the bird.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, totally.
Uh, they also, like, uh, said, oh no, that's, that's later.
Um, you know who else tweeted about this?
About this guy?
This supposedly exonerated guy.
Allegedly exonerated Elon Musk.
Elon Musk says illegals beat up an American police officer in Times Square, got out of jail for free.
Instead of being deported, we're given free tickets to California.
Why?
And it's a photo of Biden pinning a congressional medal medal of honor on the immigrant while he flips while he flips him off.
It's awesome.
It's awesome.
It's great.
Yeah, and he got noted his I'm surprised like they like he lets community notes get him Yeah, I bet you he wants to like figure out how to like turn it off for himself, but This has this tweet has 19 million views almost 20 million views night 96 thousand likes For this fucking Facebook to your meme But let's get it let's get into replies here
Let's get into comments on biz pack review You really like this is I'm gonna warn people for for people who are new to the show Or like relatively new to the show.
We're going like back to the days before Facebook started censoring people's comments because Facebook and Instagram, I don't Instagram is pretty bad Facebook A lot more sanitized than it was when we were doing things.
Shame.
So we're, we, just hold on to your butts here.
PETA275 says, 15,000 cash bail?
Are you kidding me?
After NYC gives these illegal aliens 10,000 each, what idiot thought they will just not post bail and skip out to another part of the country or cross the border again and pretend to be a new illegal alien?
Totally.
They're going to take that card with the cash of $10,000 that Eric Adams gave them, and they're going to go out and commit a crime, and then use the $10,000 cash card to post bail.
How fucking stupid can you be, folks?
It's not a subsidy card.
It's literally a get-out-of-jail-free card.
It's disgusting.
The math is not even good here.
How much money?
How do you think money works, bud?
Well, $15,000 cash bail, what that means, that means 1.5, right?
You go to a bail bondsman, it's just 1.5.
So then, yeah, you got 8.5 left, you know?
Crazy.
But then you don't get your money back and then Dog the Bounty Hunter comes after you.
Not fun, folks.
But then think of all the clout you can get if Dog the Bounty Hunter comes after you.
The alien's mind, the illegal alien's mind longs to commit crimes, but knows that in America we prosecute wrongdoers.
But if you give them ten grand, now you just took the chain off them, buddy.
Yep, yep.
Captain Rich G says, given the chance, I would take both his hands and put the middle fingers in his butt and send him back to the shithole he crawled out of.
What?
That's kind of weird, bud.
What's weirder?
Me wanting to shove these guys middle fingers up his ass or him flipping me off in the first place?
True, true.
That's what he's basically telling you when he flips and poofs you off.
Like, please put these in my butt.
Conservatives love doing this.
I love when they say things like this, like they're going to punish you by sexually assaulting you.
Or they say things like, I'd rather shove a wet noodle up a bobcat's asshole inside of a telephone pole than listen to the goddamn State of the Union address.
It's like the same version of that.
It's the same exact center of the brain on the conservative mind is firing when they're talking about putting a wet noodle up a bobcat's ass or putting an undocumented immigrant's middle fingers up his own fucking... He'd probably like that, too.
Probably be into it.
And then send him back to his shithole where he came from, called out of.
Like, that's rude, man.
Illegal aliens love fingers in their buttholes.
They can't get enough of it.
I love how like the one of the one of the critiques of people immigrating is that where they're coming from sucks.
And it's like, yeah, yeah, like, don't you?
How do you not get that?
An argument against that that you see all the time is, well, they should have stayed and made it better.
They're actual cowards.
They're not.
They're not like they're not alpha males because they wouldn't try to overthrow the whatever dictator we installed.
See here, you don't have to make anything better because it's already good.
So just leave it alone.
There, you should be putting in more.
You should be more proud of what you're doing.
Hubert P says, make his middle fingers permanent middle fingers.
See how well he gets along, man.
So cutting off all the rest of the fingers?
Okay, maybe.
I think that's one candidate for meaning.
The middle finger doesn't change on mine.
- The finger, middle finger's always, doesn't change on mine.
Does it change where it is on yours from time to time? - No, it stays there too.
It's not like... It's pretty permanent.
Yeah.
I think maybe he means, like, if you break the finger, then it'll be in a splint, and you, like, can't bend it.
And maybe if you break it badly enough, it'll, like, fuse straight out or something.
Sure.
Yeah, totally, dude.
That's, like, a very effective tough guy threat.
I'm gonna make your middle fingers permanent.
That's right.
Oh, you want that?
You know it's gonna get stuck like that.
If you do that, it's gonna get stuck that way.
LittleRoot48 says, he's still a criminal as he came here illegally!
And then BrabenTO says, that's not the issue apparently.
The headline and opening paragraph clearly reads like there's some criticism of the decision to drop the charges.
And Guns Are Fun replies, because the decision was political, dot, dot, dot.
This guy was a poster boy for all that is wrong with Biden and the border, dot, dot, dot.
He couldn't be guilty after beating and kicking cops and then flipping off all of America.
That is what he was doing.
I felt it.
I wasn't even watching this when it happened and I still felt it.
Yeah, I unfended him.
Flipped me off.
At best, this scumbag deserves deportation.
Any quote, new suspect will get the kid glove treatment.
And they think they have swept this huge problem under the rug.
They knew this guy flipping the bird would make for a very good campaign commercial, so they had to find a way to nip it in the bud.
That is how crooked you people are.
Um, okay.
So they knew this guy flipping the bird would make for very good campaign commercials for the opposition for like Donald Trump or whatever.
Yeah.
So they had to find a way to nip it in the bud.
Like you're still frothing.
You're, you are effervescent over just the flipping of the bird picture.
That's what, that's what you're like excited about.
Like what makes you think you need anything more than that?
Yeah.
Like that's the whole point of racism is you just have to show a photo of a brown guy flipping somebody off.
And if somebody, and if you're like a, I don't know, Bruno, you know, if you're somebody you'd be like, why did, why did he flip me off?
Why did, why did he flip me and America off?
Why did, why did Biden enable and allow him to flip me off?
Um, and then the guy was a poster boy for all that is wrong with Biden and the border.
He couldn't be guilty after beating and kicking cops.
I love this guy was such a perfect avatar of the insane, like migrant that we've concocted in our mind that Biden had to get him off.
And it's not like, You could maybe look back at that and say, hmm, maybe conservative media spun this guy into the perfect criminal that we can all hate and have this wonderfully, uh, libidinal reaction to.
And then the fucking Biden tried to take it away by exonerating this guy.
I don't know.
Just fascinating.
Like fascinating to, See how little these people interrogate the world around them?
Like, it's more plausible to believe that the guy not actually being a perpetrator is fake than it is for you to believe that there's like a whole media ecosystem around getting you mad at guys like that, or getting you afraid of guys like that, even if they haven't done anything.
You know?
Anyway.
Seditious Conspirator, that's their actual name, Wow.
When I read this, I went back immediately to the username of Seditious Conspirators.
Mm-hmm.
Because that's clearly like a reference to October or January 6th, right?
Yeah.
It's clearly a reference to like, you know, they're like owning the deplorable name, you know, like, oh, you got to call me deplorable?
Sure, I'll do.
This comment, this comment that he leaves, trying to incite the murder or like planning to incite the lynching of an undocumented, like, in my most cynical, I could be like, oh, that's like a Fed trying to whatever, entrap people or something like that.
But when your name is Seditious Conspirator, It's only possible that you are 100% a right-wing moron.
Yeah.
You like did worse honeypot shit, like more obvious, more flagrant honeypot shit than even a fucking FBI agent, dude.
Like because of how stupid you are.
It's so bad.
But yeah, of course he's talking about Murdering this young man for flipping fingers at a camera Saying how easy it would be to get away with it because he's undocumented True that's that would probably be an asset to any murderer if they're Victim were a fucking like a paperless, you know, whatever, like non-entity.
According to the government, you're part of the government that controls the area that you're in.
That's yes, that's one of the reasons for trying to bring people out from the darkness of being quote illegal is so that they don't become victims themselves.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
In any number of ways.
And then imagine the hilarity of watching Democrats elevating them to hero status after... Imagine the hilarity of Democrats mourning the person I murdered.
Can you imagine how hilarious?
How funny that would be?
Psycho shit.
This has seven upvotes.
Seven upvotes and zero downvotes.
So... Just to be like, you know, it's been a long time since we've done lynching.
It's been a long time since we've done lynching.
What if I brought that back?
It's going to be so funny when they see me do that.
It's crazy because there are so many like vigilante things you can do in this country and still be considered a hero, right?
You could like kill somebody and be like, oh, well, they were a child molester.
Yeah.
And you would get away with it in the public eye for like a year until you actually went to trial and found out, oh, it was just somebody you owed money to.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
You know, and yet to have to, like, do it about an undocumented, cool looking guy who flipped off a camera.
And and the cool thing, too, is like the the story of you would still be told that it was a child molester.
You just happened to owe him money.
Yeah.
Uh, Hillary Richter Steinhardt says, yes, let's not truly hold any criminal accountable for their actions.
This is why the crime statistics look better when you don't arrest people for most crimes anymore.
Of course, the stats, I don't know.
As for the illegals, Dems make even more excuses for them than American criminals.
Of course, they blame all of it on Trump or racism, the old standbys.
So somewhat nonsensical comment, but I really liked part of it.
This is why crime statistics look better when you don't arrest people for most crimes anymore.
Of course, the stats and then it stops.
But I'm saying like, of course, the stats look better because you're not making the arrest.
The only stats we have are what the police tell us.
The only stats we have are when the police choose to make arrests versus when they don't.
Mm hmm.
And this is like a core tenet of how you understand the racist policing system.
Because every one of these guys who's like pro-police and anti-crime law and order will point to crime statistics, you know, to like undergird their like racist ideas about minority communities or whatever.
When in full reality, it's because those communities are extremely over-policed and over-represented by law enforcement.
Law enforcement is just there occupying those areas, making arrests daily, right?
As opposed to the suburbs, where we know plenty of crime happens.
Or college campuses, where we know plenty of crime happens.
I'm not saying I want cops to be at either of those places.
I would love for everybody to get equal treatment, I guess.
But yeah, so funny to be like, oh, well, that's why crime's getting better.
It's because we're not arresting anybody and you can't trust the crime statistics.
Also, look at these FBI crime statistics that prove my point about black people.
It's everywhere.
You do understand that the police aren't like a computer algorithm that goes through every crime committed and arrests the right people or whatever.
They are people, they are human people who make decisions and yes, the stats are not always reliable or the stats are not always indicative, especially when it comes to policing.
Yeah, because it's funny because they read the same stat and they just get a totally different interpretation of it because they don't take that second step.
They just see, you know, like, you know, to be black in America, you're like six times more likely to go to go to prison.
They're like, see, look at that.
They're just more likely.
It's like, no, no, no, no.
They're just six more likely to get caught doing a crime or accused of doing a crime and get processed in a maybe unjust fashion.
And that's all it is.
It's like, what are you doing?
Yeah, because like the thing is, they know like and then they'll be like, I know plenty of crime people, plenty of people do crimes is, you know, they're just not they're just not getting caught, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, last thing I wanted to read here was, uh, from Bob Mitchell, I think a really good and good and indicative of the way the right wing is processing the story of a migrant guy being released after video footage showed that he wasn't involved in the altercation.
They arrested him for Bob Mitchell says $15,000 for bail for murdering an American citizen.
Absolutely inexcusable.
That's that's not what happened, so I don't think anybody got murdered in this story Did you even know they were a cop cuz I feel like you'd be focused on like an American cop too That would be part of it.
Yeah Yeah, I think we've covered all the ways in which the right wing has rung this story about an immigrant flipping off a camera.
So, I don't know, if that comes up in conversation, if you hear something about that, that's what it is.
Anything else to add?
Great State of the Union address, though.
Yeah, absolutely banger.
I really like the part where they had a highlight reel of all the things he did do that were good.
And he pointed at him and said, I did that to every single one.
I thought that was really clever.
I think that's a huge W for the Democrats.
You know, they say that they say the left can't mean, but I mean, you know, he did it.
I thought that was very cool.
Yeah, it was pretty epic.
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