What have they done to my beloved senate (preview)
TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok. THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there!!!! ALSO: A tap-dancing rendition of The Nutcracker has the right wing saying, "See? This is why we're Nazis," and we learn about how dancers in costumes give off "out-of-touch elite" vibes ------------------------------------------- Hey Folks! It's December, also known as Peak Season for UPS drivers. Due to Alex's busy schedule this time of year, we're going Patreon-only for the month of December. We'll continue to put out weekly episodes for patrons and host DEATH CHAT 500 on Saturdays. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to continue getting content served to your podcast app all year long, otherwise we'll see you in 2024.
Uh, and then yeah, the video just like auto plays if you scroll down and like right here at the end of the article, it's just auto playing.
Yep.
That's nuts.
That's like that just auto plays.
It's like a gif.
It's a gif of a POV shot of a dude fucking another dude slowly in the ass in the Senate.
Like it's.
And I love that they're in the corner of the room looking out into the room.
That's how you see the most room.
That's the way to get the most room in.
Like you wouldn't be able to publish this on YouTube, right?
Like this would have an age, at the very least, an age restriction on YouTube.
But I love that, yeah, I didn't need to log into the Daily Caller or verify my age like I was looking at weed t-shirts online or anything like that.
They're just presenting Gay bareback sex to their audience.
That's, that's wild.
Like, this is why we're worried about our grandmas going on the internet.
I don't want her to accidentally see gay bareback sex on the internet.
I want her to go to see that on purpose.
I need her to go make the choice to go see it.
I am gonna, I am gonna punch just the word Senate into Pornhub right now and see how that goes.
See what happens.
Yeah, I need to get in the group chat where apparently this was shared.
It's a group chat for gay like Congress workers gay Washington these political operatives or whatever that does sound like a good a good group chat to be in Like the only person who did something wrong was the person who leaked this Absolutely in my in my opinion.
It's called revenge porn.
It's illegal that does suck because like they got away with it.
Oh Like they did get away with it.
They successfully fucked in the halls.
Oh, right.
And then someone else ruined it.
I probably wouldn't have taken a video of me doing that.
That's just a good story to have.
So how are you going to send that to the group chat then?
You just don't.
You don't.
You be the bigger person.
Be like, I don't need video evidence.
Why am I having sex if I can't send to the group chat?
Well, sex is usually pretty good on its own.
And then if you're doing it in a cool place like the Senate, it's even better.
It's even better.
I think that's why that's probably like people just would never believe you.
That's fine.
I, I fucked in the Senate.
I don't need people to believe me or not.
That's true.
That should be enough.
You get greedy when you try to film it and like show it.
Oh, I'm just going to show a few people.
Come on.
You could probably just start casually telling people you did it and this no one believes you.
You know I fucked right there, right?
Yep.
Hey, good thing they got these, uh, these laminate tops, you know what I'm saying?
Laminate tops?
I'm about to laminate this top.
Yeah, yeah, I did it, and you know, and a good thing, because it wiped super clean.
It was really nice.
Um, do you think, because it was, so it is a congressional staffer who I think was getting fucked.
I think they're the bottom in this situation.
Um, do you think like they fucked in the Senate cause they're just so horny for democracy?
Yeah.
And for representative government?
You think that he walked through there all the time and goes, this is where the magic happens.
And then finally, like it got to, he, he was talking about, you know, justice, justice.
Yeah.
But, but he also was like, I get to actually do it too.
Yeah.
That's cool.
I like that.
I respect this.
I heard, but I don't respect that.
She shouldn't like your job that much.
See, it's, that's why it's, it's cooler if you were doing it to desecrate the place.
Yeah.
But unfortunately, no, I did hear that this, uh, staffer, uh, I don't, I don't know their name, nor would I really want to share it.
Uh, the staffer, actually the reason they got so hot and horny for this room was because this is where the first female justice of the Supreme Court was questioned and, and, you know, granted access, broke the glass, the glass ceiling broke here.
Wait, you're being serious?
No.
Okay.
I would believe that.
I would believe that.
We have to honor this space.
We have to honor this space.
This is where the glass ceiling was broke.
There's something so fucking exciting about women getting power.
You know what I mean?
I also just like that the other level of like, you know, kind of like exhibitionist voyeurism going on because there is no glass ceiling above us now.
So like anyone can see through anybody from any walk of life.
Yeah.
I mean, you could see through glass though.
True.
Yeah.
But you can't hear through glass, and I think they were being pretty quiet.
I think they were probably being pretty quiet.
It was stained glass.
The metaphor people don't explain.
The glass ceiling is actually stained glass, so you can't even see through it.
Yes, wow.
It's beautiful, but it's like a gilded cage for minorities and women, whom we love so much.
Which is why you gotta fuck in those halls.
Right.
It's just, God, it's such a beautiful... It's a beautiful thing, alright?
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