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Today, our first story, Derek Chauvin, the police officer serving a prison sentence for the second degree murder of George Floyd, has been killed after a prison guard kneeled on his neck for 10 minutes.
Chauvin was suspected of trading illegal contraband in the form of individual or loose cigarettes.
Uh, while the news of death is always a sober occasion, one can't help but notice what some might call poetic justice at the heart of this man's grisly demise.
And then this is where you tell me that, oh, he was just stabbed.
Oh, actually, there's a real hero out there that's not a prison guard, because prison guards are also cops, and so that's no good.
But there's a real hero who did take it in their own hands to stab him.
To stab Derek Chauvin while in prison.
Good old-fashioned stabbing.
So he's gonna die now, just like George Floyd did, right?
I mean, I don't think so.
We can hope for some sort of infection to take.
But there's no guarantee.
If you're a praying person, if you're someone that believes in the power of prayer, maybe pray for infection.
That way we can have actual balance.
Okay, I'm reading here, he's in stable condition.
So, hmm.
Well, that's definitely less ironic than what I was gonna go with, what I thought we were going with originally.
So, let me start over.
Tonight.
Shoven.
Shiven?
Yeah, Derek Chauvin got stabbed in prison in, I think, the Arizona medium security prison.
I'm reading here from Breitbart.
Former police officer Derek Chauvin convicted in George Floyd murder.
Stabbed by fellow prisoner.
I do wish that we had better reporting on this.
I need to get on TikTok and see what the prisoners are saying.
What do you think they're saying?
Well, I don't know.
Was this racial justice?
Or was he just slipping?
Was he just being not good at being in prison?
Reading here from Breitbart, because you know what?
Why not?
Former police officer Derek Chauvin, convicted in George Floyd murder, stabbed by fellow prisoner.
Ex-Minneapolis policeman Derek Chauvin, who was convicted for murdering George Floyd in May 2020, was reportedly stabbed Friday by a fellow prisoner in Arizona.
They're like citing New York Post here.
It's so funny.
A lot of people were like, why?
Why was he in a medium security?
correction institution, Tucson, a medium security prison that has been plagued by security lapses and staffing shortages.
It's so funny.
A lot of people were like, why?
Why was he in a medium security?
He should be in like solitary confinement protected by two guards at all time.
And I agree.
I don't think Derek Chauvin should ever come into contact with another person, even a nurse or a commissary person at all.
Yeah, I think you're absolutely right.
I think the only way to keep him safe is to isolate him.
The only people I want him having to co-mingle with are his own demons.
Cause he, like even in protective custody, that means you don't mix with what, 99% of the people?
Like maybe there is, I don't know how prison works, maybe there is some like
set of people that are all together in protective custody and they can co-mingle so like Derek Chauvin gets to hang out with fucking Chomos in prison maybe that's that's the sort of contact he gets I'm sure he like gets contact with other inmates to some degree or another so it's like in my mind this is just kind of what happens just kind of what happens to killer cops in prison yeah absolutely you know killer cop who like there there probably was
And there probably was like some favoritism being shown to him that, you know, the other prisoners didn't care for on top of that.
So like, treating him good doesn't always pay off.
Yeah, we don't we don't have any information as to the motivation behind the stabbing.
But I mean, you can speculate and we will we will be speculating during this segment.
I saw the quote.
Someone said he said, I did it because it was funny to me.
Hmm.
I thought it'd be funny.
And I think that that makes sense.
And it is.
The Bureau of Presence confirmed that an incarcerated person was assaulted at FCI Tucson around 1230 p.m.
Local time Friday.
In a statement, the agency said responding employees contained the incident and performed life-saving measures before the inmate, who it did not name, was taken to a hospital for further treatment and evaluation.
Officials say no employees at the facility were hurt.
Thank God.
And the FBI was alerted to the incident.
Oh man, how many blood vessels do you think that line alone popped?
Yeah, absolutely.
Don't worry everybody, we've notified the FBI.
They're going to get to the bottom of every single grievance you've ever had about the BLM riots.
Yep, that's exactly it.
The FBI needs to know about this.
I mean, this could just be the beginning of a wave of Derek Chauvin getting stabbed.
In August 2022, Chauvin was transferred to the facility from a Minnesota state prison to simultaneously serve a 21-year federal sentence for violating Floyd's civil rights and a 22-and-a-half-year state sentence for second-degree murder.
In April, Chauvin's appeal for another trial was rejected, Breitbart News reported.
Months later, on November 14th, that's this November, as in, like, a little over a week ago, the AP reported Chauvin was trying again to overturn his federal civil rights conviction, citing fresh evidence in the case, the article said.
That's great.
United States Supreme Court eventually rejected a request to review Chauvin's conviction.
UPI reported Monday, quote, the Supreme Court declined to review the verdict in the case after Minnesota's Supreme Court also elected not to hear the challenge, the article said.
And that's great.
That's wild.
It's great.
So banger after banger right after we get this, the last two lines in the Breitbart article are Floyd died after Chauvin held his knee on the man's neck for several minutes on the pavement outside a convenience store's front doors.
In the moments prior, Floyd was suspected of trying to pass a counterfeit bill while he was inside the store.
So it's funny to see like a fair...
This fairly straight reporting from Breitbart?
I mean, there's not much information for them to try and whip up into something, but it's very funny that they're, yeah, like, he was convicted of murder.
Yes, he was.
He had his appeals rejected.
Yes, he did.
Like, they're not even trying to, like, lie to their audience about, like, the possibility of this guy getting off or anything like that, like, you know, a right-wing magazine might do in some other cases.
Is that an effort to kind of also paint the justice system as unfair?
They have fresh evidence and they're still not going to hear it.
Kind of.
I think they know that this story is already going to get everybody upset.
They don't really have to embellish anything.
They don't have to like...
Scour for weird details.
They don't have to like look at what whatever the the district attorney's Twitter account for mean tweets or anything like that they can just Get our give they can get 5,000 comments on this story just by posting the straight news So it's yeah, I don't know.
It's just funny to see him do it though One of the main responses is a conspiracy theory now that Derek Chauvin was stabbed because a new documentary had just dropped.
And I'm leaving it vague intentionally as I pull up.
So this is, I saw this tweet, this was my first This is my first glimpse at this conspiracy theory.
Jack Posobiec, uh, who, yeah, I think is, is he former CIA?
I think so.
I think so.
Yeah, Jack Posobiec, he's a former Navy intelligence officer.
Um, and I think, yeah, the other guy, Dan Bongaino, that guy's also ex-CIA.
It's funny how, like, the dissident right and these, these, uh, you know, these Whatever.
Heterodox thinkers are also us.
CIA agents.
Federal assets.
People who contributed to the military-industrial complex.
People who, like, their whole job is violating the rights of other human beings.
So I saw Jack, this tweet from Jack says, uh, Chauvin shivved in prison just after the new Floyd documentary drops.
Are you paying attention yet?
What?
What are you?
What?
Does, does Derek know too much?
Yeah, well, you know, uh, he was, uh, he did like take the stand, I believe.
He did have a chance to say what was on his mind.
Yeah, oh, you know what it was?
Derek was actually paid by BLM to kill George Floyd.
That would make sense.
Who stands to benefit?
Exactly.
You have to look.
That's the only logic I could think of.
Like, are you paying attention yet?
Oh, shit, you're right.
Something's definitely going on.
So this is what I thought when I saw there's a new Floyd documentary and it's somehow responsible for Derek Chauvin getting stabbed.
I was like, oh, There's like probably some prestigious HBO or Hulu or Netflix documentary about the George Floyd uprising and BLM that's like maybe slightly positive about BLM or at least like uh
Sympathetic to them or something and then that generated enough hate to get Derek Chauvin stabbed in prison Like that's that's where my mind went was that somebody somebody did a hate crime against a cop because they watched a BLM documentary Yeah, they were doing a screening in the prison of this documentary and it just enraged this one individual so much.
Because he was actually locked up the whole time that it was going on, so he had no clue.
This is the first he's hearing of this.
This is the first he's hearing of who Derek is.
But it's actually, this documentary is actually pro-Derek Chauvin and interviews Derek Chauvin along with other cops from the Minneapolis Police Department.
And so this conspiracy theory is that people like the, the elite or something, or yeah, BL, the, the CEOs of BLM incorporated are trying to kill Derek Chauvin, uh, because the documentary proves he's innocent and will definitely mean like a retrial for him.
Uh, despite, yeah, the Supreme court, the federal Supreme court, by the way, uh, denying him an appeal just last week.
Uh, that's- that's the conspiracy theory is that... Yeah, it's- it's like he's too dangerous to be left alive or something like that?
Yeah, gotta take care of it right now.
I love that politics now is just like Warring Hamilton plays.
Like works of art or creativity or scripted content that just patronize the members of your particular political side that are definitely going to mean something.
If we can get enough people to see this, it's going to change something.
Because that's what Hamilton Was.
You know, maybe not why it was created.
I think it was why it was created.
But, like, that's the way it was treated.
And then, on the right, you have, like, a thousand Epoch Times documentaries.
And then, like, a thousand conspiracy theory videos on Rumble to watch.
And, yeah, somehow, like, consuming this content is going to be the secret key that unlocks the future.
Well, yeah.
The reason we don't know about that documentary is because of the Marvels movie.
Yeah, ironically though, not because of box office sales, it's actually because of the level of schadenfreude that was generated by the failure of Marvel's that overshadowed, unfortunately, this documentary that we'll get into in just a second.
I don't have much on the documentary itself because I haven't watched it, but I do have some of its fans here.
I love a conspiracy theory about a documentary.
Like this documentary itself is a conspiracy theory, but then there's also a conspiracy theory that happens after the documentary gets released.
Like that relies on the idea again, that the documentary is so powerful that they needed to silence the subject of the documentary or whatever.
This is like, it's like true crime fantasy.
Mixed in with like main character syndrome where it reminds me of like when I was watching Loose Change when I was like 14 or 15 or was watching like what the bleep do we know I was just like it's important that I'm watching this documentary and I'm I'm informed.
That's like a super cynical take because there's a lot of political documentaries that are good that like you should watch But it's just it's so funny to be like hmm interesting how they tried to kill the subject of my documentary right after right after it airs hmm are you paying attention yet to my documentary here's the link to my documentary that you should be paying attention to that's actually probably the that's
I didn't even think about how fucking sick that is like you're making a documentary and the subject of your documentary gets stabbed in prison.
Huge W. Oh you are so stoked and like yeah you got to play a little bit like I can't believe this but you're like fucking fuck yeah people didn't even know this shit existed and my man got stabbed.
That's what I'm saying.
We look at who benefits.
If I'm going to come up with a conspiracy theory about this, other than this is just what happens to killer cops in prison and maybe, like, they got a guard to look the other way while they stuck something in this piggy.
But if I have to come up with a conspiracy theory, it's going to be, oh, we just released a new documentary about an extremely settled case that's not going to be in the news for a while, most likely.
What if the principal subject were to suddenly appear viral in the news again?
And it might not even, it might be like, uh, I mean, Scream is popular right now, right?
It might just be Scream.
He might've been like, all right, I'm going to take one.
I'm going to take one.
Don't go too deep.
You know, it can picture him with his arms behind his head.
Oh my God, dude, this is totally what happened.
I'm fucking, because I was thinking like, okay, these producers had access to Derek Chauvin.
Like he's interviewed in this movie.
And so I was thinking, like, they could get something in there.
They could get something to the person who has access to him, right?
And just like, yeah, he'll be fine.
Yeah.
He's a cop.
These guys are strong.
You know, they got thick skin.
It's required for the job.
Um, but no, I think you're right, Tony.
It's like, hmm, it's like part, you know, they're discussing the, it's like, well, you, you could, okay, we need you to like, yeah, uh, we need you to interview for this.
But if you want anybody to actually see the interview, we have another proposition.
Yeah.
You got to go for it.
And that actually answers my one qualm with this whole thing is like this, this stabbing illustrates the importance of a poop knife.
Mmm, you got to use a poop knife.
You got to pull a little poop on your knife That way there's like for sure an infection, but this seems like a pretty clean cut doesn't seem very likely So I think there was some preparation taken and I think this might have been an inside job I I think my conspiracy theory the official and I think you're you're with me here on this Tony the MDC conspiracy theory is that Derek Chauvin stabbed himself so that people would watch the documentary and Yeah, absolutely.
I believe that a thousand percent.
The documentary is produced by...
Produced by some company called Alpha News.
I'm not joking.
That's just the name of the production studio.
They also have a website that I briefly perused.
The name of the documentary is The Fall of Minneapolis.
Hell yeah.
You can watch it in 4K on Rumble right now.
Oh, in 4K?
Yeah.
I only like my documentaries in 4K.
This is based on a book by Liz Colin.
The book is called They're Lying.
I love it.
Wow.
My attention has been captured.
This is a published Facebook screen.
That's what this is.
Yeah, the subtitle is The Media, The Left, and the Death of George Floyd.
I fucking knew it!
That guy's probably not even dead.
Who knows?
Who knows?
Based on the bestseller, award-winning investigative journalist Liz Collin sets the record straight.
She uncovers what really happened on Chicago Avenue and exposes the truth of the 2020 riots.
Based on conversations with those who were there, including Derek Chauvin, Thomas Lane, and other Minneapolis police officers who've never spoken out before, Liz exposes how the facts were manipulated to dupe and divide America.
So this has interviews With not just one, not just two, but, like, a shit ton of Minneapolis police.
Whoa.
Game changer.
Who, if they haven't spoken out before, that means they have nothing to do with this.
Because every motherfucker was speaking out.
Like, if they haven't spoken out until your book, they're nobodies in this case.
Nice try, though.
I guess I mean I could see some cops be who actually work in Minneapolis being like probably not a good idea to put my face on camera talking shit about George Floyd if I want to like continue working this this city but like it's been a few years now I'm sure a lot of those cops on that force have retired by now or have been transferred to other departments and are probably like feeling a little more emboldened so I could see why I could say I could see how like they could get statements from
Cops who like actually probably helped throw Derek Chauvin out of the bus.
Yeah.
But yeah, so, okay, like that's, that's the conspiracy theory here is that this investigative journalism where, uh, the journalist just printed what cops said, uh, which is always just the hallmark of good journalism.
That's, that's not like what exactly what the press did at the beginning of the George, George Floyd protests or anything like that.
Um, and that the documentary is just so powerful that, uh, The elites have to like further punish Derek Chauvin before the posse comitatus sheriffs could use the constitution to rescue him from the Arizona prison or whatever.
So what's like the actual idea?
Is it is it that like the elites hate him and want him dead or that like if he testifies and shows that it's like it's all a it's all a farce or whatever.
That, like, that will prove that nobody actually cares about black lives?
Because, like, the black lives movement was based on a lie or something like that?
I don't really know what this cons- It really seems like the conspiracy theory is just watch our documentary.
That's exactly what it is.
I mean, you- Us making sense of it, we're pretty smart folks.
Us to spin these webs, I don't think they got in him to do that.
Because I'm thinking maybe there's even an angle where, because remember people were kind of mad at him.
Like, what's his name was saying, you know, put him under the prison, you know?
Pat Roberts, baby.
Yeah, maybe they were saying the documentary is so good and shows just how stupid Derek Chauvin was and how bad he was.
They're like, maybe we didn't punish him enough.
Maybe we do need to stab him.
I liked this conspiracy theory though.
This is kind of a different conspiracy theory.
Lord of the Memes, The Return of the Smirk on Facebook posts the story about Derek Chauvin getting stabbed in prison and he says, saw this coming.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, dude.
He's a killer cop in prison.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Bro, how many seeing eyes of Maryland do you have in your possession right now?
Jesus Christ.
You got all of them?
This guy's Bogarting all the seeing stones.
And we got none over here.
Just throw us a crumb, please.
If you saw something coming, why didn't you say something, Lord?
Why didn't you tell him?
Why didn't you send him a meme that would make him aware to be safe?
If he had said anything, and they had been able to prevent Derek Chauvin from being stabbed by a BLM agent inside the prison, a thousand other police officers would have died in the riots that ensued.
That's so true.
Not to mention the ripples it would have in the other verses.
Lord of the Memes, The Return of the Smirk is one of the worst Facebook pages I've ever fucking seen.
It's gotta be.
Isn't there another page that we just covered called, like, License to Smirk?
Yeah, yeah.
Smirk is so bad.
Smirk is fucked, dude.
You deserve to get your teeth knocked out for having a Facebook page like that.
Called Smirk.
Also, like, when people were like, oh, what happened to the Smirk?
Where did the Smirk go?
Oh, he was back, baby.
I think it was the slurs.
I think that's what happened.
Okay, yeah, here's a testimonial for Alpha News.
When I was on Alpha News, I read this from John M. in the comment section.
Alpha News is my first read every day.
I watched Fall of Minneapolis and it only confirmed what I already suspected.
I'm sure a lot of people are in the same boat as you, man!
Very similar experiences across the board, I'm sure.
It's the Leo React meme, but it's like, I knew it was black people's fault.
When it shows that it was black people's fault.
When it shows that it was anti-white racism was the problem the whole time and you're pointing at the screen.
Whoa!
It was degeneracy?
That's crazy.
It is really concerning to me that someone could have a positive reaction to Chauvin's predicament.
And again, I'm not that positive about it.
I think we should have gone with Pat Roberts' plan, but here we are.
After watching a World War II documentary on Netflix, I fear if we have to rely on the young people today to defend this country, we're doomed.
I just watched this documentary on Netflix about this thing called World War II.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I don't think these, and forgive me for saying this, probably not very politically correct, I don't think these man bun, soy boy lattes, couldn't even start a lawnmower, are gonna be able to fight for us.
Yeah, they couldn't handle a moment in the trenches.
Not like me watching the documentary.
Someone's gonna get this, someone get this guy an article on military pronouns stat.
He's gonna love it.
Yeah, he's like, I fucking knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Hell in a handbasket, baby.
I work in a field with union ironworkers.
Don't fucking say union like that means we're racist or something.
These aren't just ironworkers.
These are union ironworkers.
Extra racist.
Fuck off, dude.
Brothers.
I work in a field with union ironworkers and operators where there are no gays.
Union iron workers and operators where there are still quote real men that are patriotic But I don't think there is enough of us anymore.
This is truly sad Yeah, yeah, you're gonna die never knowing victory.
I'm sorry John I mean, that is true.
Why don't you learn from that?
I think that there is a correlation between satisfaction with your life, being in a union, and being able to be patriotic all at the same time.
Maybe that's why people should be more pro-labor.
Because it might lead to more patriotism.
That's a really good point.
I like this one from Staunch Conservative.
This was the top post on the Breitbart article I just read.
Oh, they have John Wayne as their avatar.
And somebody posted the famous video, the famous... Well, it's from a video.
I think it's a still from a video of Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Um, and it was eventually deleted, I think, because enough people, like, falsely reported him for whatever hate speech or whatever you can do.
Um, Staunch Conservative replied, What an iconic picture that is.
Derek Chauvin with his prize pinned under his knee, staring down the civilians.
The quote, pieces of shit, on the sidewalk, saying to them with his look, quote, Go ahead and watch him die.
No one is gonna stop me.
Not you.
Certainly not my fellow officers.
And that it ends with Blue Lives Matter.
So, this had 202 upvotes, but it also had 104 downvotes?
Yeah, it's confusing.
I think because people rightfully intuited that this is a criticism, this could be seen as critical of, yeah, kneeling on someone until they die.
Uh, emotionless, knowing that you can carry out this action without any sort of impediment.
Certainly not from the other people who are in the same, you know, uh, whatever class of people as you.
Um, but then yeah, it ends with blue lives matter.
And it's just like, it's so funny.
You know, it's embodying the Punisher logo a little too much for these 104 people who downvoted it.
Which I'm gonna say, like, what'd you think it was?
You know what I mean?
Like, why are you getting squirmy now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like the, the, the way that, cause yeah, this reads like something that, you know, I would write, you know, it's like, it's like Derek Chauvin, they dehumanizing of, of, you know, of, of him saying, you know, his prize pin under his knee.
How reading that like as like a positive is so, so wild, but then it sounds like somebody being like, like describing how police officers are the modern version of slave catchers.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
But then at the end of the way, like you said, yeah, that is what it is.
That's exactly what it is.
So don't back down now.
You've already embraced it.
So this is some of the stuff that's in the documentary.
What do you call it?
Like one of the issues during the trial was whether or not Derek Chauvin was following like standard operating procedure by kneeling on the man's neck and like I think the police chief even testified, like, no, this is not standard procedure, like, you're not supposed to do that.
However, it came out later that it, no, they were teaching all these guys this move.
I think there's probably some wiggle room for the police chief to say something like, well, he was doing it wrong.
Yeah, I mean, also, why would he not say that?
Like, you gotta, you gotta, they're not gonna just be like, yep, that's, he did everything correct right away, they can't do that.
Right.
And and it's all you don't want to, like, indict the whole system.
You don't want to be like, oh, no, this is how policing works.
Our cops get to do like whatever the fuck they want to anybody they suspect of committing a crime or, you know, insulting them.
So then it becomes, yeah, like an indictment of just one man's actions.
Just Derek Chauvin.
Yeah.
The chief says this is a quote from Mickey, who's commenting here in the Breitbart article.
Chief says Chauvin in no way, shape or form followed training as key witnesses form striking I love how that's the defense.
That's the defense of this cop's actions is like, no, that's how we all are.
lied multiple police officers have stated on camera in the documentary the fall of Minneapolis that they were indeed trained in such a tactic I love how that's the defense that's the defense of this cop's actions is like no that's how we all are no he's just doing his job he was just doing what he was trained to do It's like, yeah, that's why we're mad.
You see how that's worse, right?
Yeah.
They're like, no, you don't understand.
You should be lucky.
There should be a lot more dead guys, actually.
This is what they're trained to do.
There should be more dead guys.
You're getting off easy.
The last response that I liked here, let's go out on Bookhouse Boys says, More the reason to never serve your country or community.
Let the trash kill themselves.
It's so funny because it's like...
Yeah, you're right.
This is more reason not to serve your country.
Oh, okay.
Let the trash kill.
Okay, never mind.
Different reasons here.
No, I agree.
I agree.
Your interpretation of statistics and data is 100% correct.
There's a 99.9% chance if you become a cop, you're going to get tried for second degree murder.
So you just might as well not do it.
I agree with that.
You can't argue with the numbers.
I agree with that 100%.
It's a thankless job, just don't do it.
Listen, 100% of people who don't become cops don't become cops who kill people.
Right, just play it safe.
And we knew this guy was serious because of his avatar.
The facing off of the Joker and Ronald McDonald.
I think that implies he's not serious.
He's probably asking you, Tony, why you're so serious.
Why I'm so serious.
That's true.
So he said, like, Leather Tracks killed himself and then like, like laughed a little bit.
I love it so much.
Just like, yeah, typing out school shooter shit.
But like, because I have a Joker avatar, it means I'm like a truth teller.
or it means like i'm some sort of twisted reflection of society can we never return to return of
the smirk oh I hope, I hope so.
I hope I never see a fucking smirk again.
Return of the Smirk!
Once again!
Return of the Smirk!
Oh my god!
That's one of the best ad-libs of all time.
All right, now to pivot so hard it could be considered giving the listener a rough ride.
We had the right-wing championing Derek Chauvin, someone they consider to be like a lamb sent to the slaughter so that BLM could riot, etc.
Our next story is of wild right-wing riots in Ireland as people in Dublin hospitalized an alleged or suspected migrant slasher.
And their American counterparts cheer them on.
This is some riot.
Have you seen this stuff?
Yeah, yeah.
It sucks because I saw a cool video from it before I realized what it was for and about, and I was like, oh, dang it.
Do you think Breitbart might be trying to become more credible by having a couple tame articles every once in a while?
No, I just, I think, I think that this is like, they are giving, well, we'll get into it, like why this article, this article is mostly like straight reporting that does not make the right wing writers look good.
Yeah.
But again, I think it's just something to, that will excite their readership so they don't have to spin it or embellish it or anything.
It's just as, as is, is great stuff.
Okay, riots erupt across Dublin after immigrant is accused of mass stabbing attack of children.
Riots broke out across Dublin, Ireland late Thursday evening as Irish citizens took control of the city center following a mass stabbing attack where an immigrant man is accused of slashing five individuals near a school, three of which are young children, including a five-year-old.
According to reports, police confirmed that the suspect is an immigrant who has lived in the country for more than two decades.
Police have not ruled out a potential terrorism link to the attack.
So that's an important piece.
I mean, it's all just this is all anecdotal and everything anyway.
But the narrative that's being spun out of this is, of course, that immigrants are violent is is that is why the right wing is writing.
They don't like immigrants and they're, you know, whatever casting the whole population of immigrants with this like racist whatever serial stabber identity and yet the immigrants been there for two decades like this isn't one of whatever like you know and i don't pay attention toireland's immigration politics or immigration numbers um but they're they're You really should.
As a white American, it's really important for you to understand what's going on with Irish immigration numbers.
Why is that?
It's just important.
I just see people talking about it being important a lot.
Oh, okay.
I did see that it was important, so I'm like halfway there, I guess.
Yeah.
This is all trying to be tied to, like, a recent, quote, wave of immigration.
Like, that's- that's what they're trying- you know, enough is enough!
There's too many, and it's like, well, this is somebody from- who's been there for two decades.
Right?
Yeah, that's the incubation period.
That's how long it takes to want to slice a kid.
Yeah.
Um... During the attack, the suspect stabbed five individuals, one woman, one man, and three young children before multiple local residents attempted to intervene.
Okay, so, attempt- the re- the local residents attempted to intervene.
Very next sentence, the suspect is reportedly hospitalized at the Dublin's Mater Hospital, where the victims are also being treated for serious injuries.
So, are we to assume that, like, the locals put him in the hospital?
Um...
Now, if so, I gotta be careful with my language here.
Because, like, there's a- there's a huge difference in my mind between seeing somebody attack somebody else and then beating the shit out of them to stop the attack or, like, to, you know, maybe even giving them a taste of their own medicine or whatever.
I totally understand all of that.
Absolutely, yeah.
There's a difference between that and, like, Oh, that guy stabbed a bunch of people!
Go get him!
You know, I don't know what fucking happened here.
I don't know to what Degree they're correct, but if they are if they were correct and that this is the main suspect who did it it seems like they Did the best thing possible which is like fucking?
Hospitalized right like I mean not to yeah, I'm totally good with that not to like talk to flippantly about violence or whatever but just like That's good.
I think that we're on the right side of history that if you see somebody cut a kid, you get to put him in the hospital.
I think there's nothing problematic about that statement.
I think absolutely 100% if you see someone slice a kid, or really slice anybody, but especially a kid, you get to put him in the hospital.
That's cool.
But I don't want to like... Cosign that part.
But I don't want to like verge on the, the whatever political fantasy or like vigilante fantasy of like, if I saw someone stab a kid, I'd fucking put them in the hot.
Like I'm not, I'm not like champing at the bit to do that.
I just understand that as a, as a response.
And I think it's an appropriate response.
Right.
But I don't need to virtue signal about how much violence I'm willing to do to a fucking Like a kid abuser or whatever.
So you're saying we're not going to make the shirts that say kill your look or kid stabber?
Kid... Not kid stabbing isn't cool anymore.
Because you sold out.
Because you sold out.
Because you stabbed a kid.
If you're not anti-kid stabbing now, you never were.
You never were.
You know you're not really anti-kid-stabber until you're, like, over 18, right?
It's funny because, like, well, I guess, I don't know, I'm thinking of those, like, that, like, bro killer.
Yeah.
Company?
Sticker company?
I don't know.
I just saw the stickers.
I don't know if I ever saw anybody actually wearing a shirt.
But that was like one of the first, like, sort of cringe, uh, tough threat of murder type sticker I remember seeing.
There were probably others, but like, I feel like maybe being adjacent to like punk or hardcore in the 90s and early 2000s,
Lent itself to being able to make stickers like that better than just your average suburban dad or Whatever like college guy who wanted to start an unwoke coffee company like it was a lot harder to do that sort of stuff Back then so like yeah, that was my first Was either like yeah kill your local drug dealer Or, um, bro killer and the logo was like a brass knuckle knife.
Yep.
Um, and yeah, that is pretty much like the, the right wing identity right now is like wearing a shirt that says kill your local pedophile, whatever.
Yeah.
Who's your, who's your local pedophile, dude?
I mean, you can, there's a website.
You can just look them up.
You can look up where they live.
That's true.
Yeah.
You could just go buy some fucking bread from him.
What?
My old boss at the bakery.
My old boss at the bakery was a pedophile.
Was?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Well, I guess once you're a pedophile, always a pedophile, right?
Yeah.
He was?
Did you just say he was a pedophile?
Okay, so...
Back to the Vigilante Justice.
It seems like after putting the guy in the hospital, you could have a drink.
Nobody died.
You could like, you know, have a drink.
Nobody died.
Yeah.
Seems like a fairly good outcome.
Nope.
After word spread of the attack, Irish citizens took to the streets to loot stores, assault police, and set fire to multiple vehicles on Dublin's O'Connell Bridge.
Eventually, the rioters took control of the city center.
They, like, burned a tram car?
The stuff they burned?
Like, they burnt out cars, and they get tram, and like... They burnt a lot of stuff.
They tried to burn a fucking hotel for migrants.
They set a hotel on fire.
It's in this story.
That's scary when it gets actually targeted.
They're actually targeting what they're saying they're fighting against or whatever.
That's scary.
I think, I mean, it's, you know, setting, attempting to kill people with arson.
That's really bad.
But also, like, torching your public infrastructure, torching your, like, mass transit is such a flex on Americans.
It really is.
This is how much we don't give a fuck.
Something you'll never see in your lifetime.
We're going to burn it for fun.
We know this shit.
We'll be up and working in a week.
We can just burn it down right now.
We're fine.
Um... The city's tram system was also set on fire by rioters.
Footage shows... Let me get to the... Uh...
The Holiday Inn Express Hotel in Dublin, which hosts illegal immigrants, was set on fire.
They're not exactly illegal if they're being hosted, right?
Again, I don't specifically know Ireland's immigration rules, but it's like they're probably asylum seekers.
They're just not legal residents yet.
I don't see this community noted, so it's probably true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just see a lot of smoke.
I don't know if that part was true, but Breitbart did include it in their article, so... Yeah, gnarly stuff.
Like, trying to set, you know, human beings on fire.
You know, of course there was arson during the Black Lives Matter protests.
I don't believe they, like... Like, they set the police precinct on fire.
Yeah.
That's... Targeted arson.
Like, if the targeted arson is, like...
I don't want to say good, you know, but it's effective.
It seems like most everything else they were just going buck.
But yeah, targeted arson, yeah, we were posing against the police, yeah, burned down the precinct, you know.
Yeah, that seems like something different.
I understand if you disagree with that as a tactic or whatever, or if you think that's violent or dangerous.
I mean, sure, it is.
Still feels different than setting, like, trying to set a hotel on fire with people who live inside.
And again, like, what power do these migrants have as, like, a target?
You think the fucking refugees are pulling the strings, dude?
Yeah.
Pretty sickening stuff to, like, I mean, these, you know, you couldn't really pick, like, a weaker or, like, More sympathetic target of your fucking rage and violence, you know what I mean?
Like, again, like if you see if you see somebody attacking somebody, yeah, absolutely.
Like, you know, stop that person or whatever.
But to pretend like this is indicative of immigration or immigrants or whatever is just like it's pure evil, man.
And it's wild that, yeah, you guys.
Got the guy responsible.
Like you got him.
Yeah.
That's so rare.
And you still hated immigrants so much you had to fucking riot about it.
Like that's like, that's a real racist riot, man.
Maybe it was like when a sports team wins a championship, you still burn the city down.
Okay, yeah, no.
Maybe this was like a huge dub for street justice.
Yeah, totally.
They also have an Andy Ngo tweet in here.
Andy Ngo, known for covering protests.
He says, A source who witnessed the rioting in Dublin, Ireland, sent this to me.
He said, Many Irish people have had enough of violence, sex crimes, and housing issues caused by migrants, and the revelation that an immigrant suspect allegedly was responsible for the mass stabbing attack on children in the city was a breaking point.
Yeah, so Andy No reporting that people have just had enough and a riot is the language of the unheard.
And, you know, people have no other way of expressing themselves.
And sometimes, you know, you just lose control in a.
Yep.
In a in a in a fit of of pure emotion.
Here's how.
Andy No talks about riots otherwise, If you just, like, search BLM riots under Andy Ngo's Twitter, and I got this tweet from 2020 breaking, the DOJ of the District of Oregon announces that a total of 74 people to date have been federally charged in relation to the months of violent hashtag Antifa and BLM riots in Portland.
Some of the violent suspects are charged with arson, which carries a five-year minimum sentence.
So just, yeah, repeatedly calling them violent while, uh, implying that in Ireland they're, uh, they're just, yeah, an oppressed people yearning for their voices to be heard.
And specifically talking about how arson is like so bad and then like celebrating arson elsewhere.
Yeah and I mean again like these actions you know it's I don't think protesting or even like rioting is like an inherently evil act and yeah it is something that just happens when enough people get upset and it's it's just like well what are they upset about is it makes a big difference is it valid I mean you can't like
There are other ways to prevent far-right riots from happening, but they all involve, like, actual politics that liberals don't want to do, so it's just kind of gonna happen.
And I guess we on the left need to be able to, like, articulate why we disagree with these riots.
You know, why we disagree with This particular expression of political dissatisfaction?
Well, I mean, it's really not... You can say it's really not that difficult, though, because it's like... It's the reason behind the action, it changes everything, you know?
The fact that they are rioting because they don't want people seeking asylum in their country is enough reason to critique it, you know?
You don't have to really go any further than that.
Yeah, I saw... I saw some tweet that was like...
This is a real problem.
Albanian immigration is a real problem.
I heard this was an Albanian immigrant who have a history of violence.
And they had like four screenshots of, you know, like headlines.
One of them was from like fucking 2002.
That's insane.
And the others weren't even dated, but they were like outlets I didn't even recognize.
I was like, okay, what are these all like 10 years old now?
That's like one of my favorite kinds of racism is like hyper-specific, Eastern European, small country.
No, I just hate Albanians.
That's it.
There was a skit about that, about how stupid that is in Flight of the Conchords.
It was like a punchline how dumb being that kind of racist was in 2008.
Right.
Maybe it was in Albania.
I don't remember.
I don't remember what they were saying.
Well, I hope it is for the sake of the joke I just made.
Yeah, they're considering him a black immigrant, so that's what they're talking about here.
They're just assuming that it was a black immigrant who did it.
You know, again, somebody who's been there for, what, 20 years, it said?
That's definitely a mental illness attack.
You know, that's definitely, that's something that, something's fucked up if that's what they're doing.
Yeah, absolutely.
You know, there's definitely no, I mean, yeah, that's, to correlate that is like, wow, like there, I promise you there are Irish people who were born and raised there who were causing much more damage in your community, including all your homies who just burned the whole infrastructure down.
So funny.
So funny to be like, yeah, sure we did it, but it was for a good cause.
We hate immigrants.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me pull up some responses to this.
Man, this one was something else.
Conor McGregor quote tweeted, like, targeting a journalist who was reporting on these far-right anti-immigrant rallies before.
Some video, some guy was videoing him like, how do you feel about calling us far-right now?
Now that we burned down the fucking city, huh?
Who's far-right now?
It's like, what?
And Conor McGregor quote tweeted this and was like, Ireland will win against these savages who invade our country, yada, yada, yada.
This fucking statue account on Twitter replied, come out ye blacks and trans.
No, that's just me.
That's just me calling the homies out.
Come on out, come on out blacks and trans.
We're hanging.
Come party.
Yeah, I love it when you're like...
Using the cry of an oppressed like an actual oppressed resistance to do violence against minorities.
Yeah, what?
Fucking Poisoned individual just like poisonous evil individuals and this guy has like a hundred thousand followers on Twitter This guy has like a hundred and eight thousand followers on Twitter.
God damn.
I don't know if it's real But he's got like the federal list in his info.
He's got the federal list and like two other publications that maybe he writes for I'm I wouldn't believe that he wrote for them if he didn't have 108,000 followers.
Yeah, saying, come out ye blacks and trans.
We're going to kill you.
Blacks and trans.
And then Brianna replies to this.
It's best to be specific sometimes, dot, dot, dot.
It's not the color of the skin.
It's the moral, ethical values that come with certain people's cultures to be cautious of.
I love her saying, no, okay, you can't be, you can't say, I'm going to fight the blacks.
You have to talk about it through the lens of culture because otherwise I get squeamish about it.
She's also like, what about like light-skinned people?
People who might be, you know, white passing?
You got to include them in it.
Cause it's like, they still can't avoid the cultural normaties for them, you know?
Yeah.
Pale writer.
Says, and that's writer, like author, pale writer.
So, hmm.
Uh, good on the Irish.
This is apparently the only way to get through the leftist idiots like Gardner Commissioner Drew Harris and other Marxist infiltrator and anti-Irish cur.
Take it easy on the stores, though.
Those are likely fellow citizens.
Reserve the pushback for those responsible, like that corrupt police commissioner.
Um, and then Je Suis Deplorable says, so if you aren't comfortable having knife-wielding maniacs running loose in your city, you're a right-wing extremist.
And yeah, we noticed that immigrants gave you guys the ick.
And we're like, that's... I saw you look to your left when we told you to love immigrants, and we know, through body language experts, that means you don't agree with us, and so we're gonna throw you in prison.
I think that's what happened here, right?
Yeah, I love the whole, leave the shops alone, those are small business owners, they're fine.
It's really, like we said, we don't know much about Irish immigration law.
I mean, would you, if you hated, I don't know how it works, but in America, if you hate immigrants, you love the police.
Yeah.
It's really weird, it's an interesting way to look at that.
Well, the only people who fight the police over here are the left and, like, the occasional January 6th protester.
Like, every other right-wing organization works with the police over here for the most part.
In Europe, they actually fight the police in general.
Again, easier to do when your police aren't kitted out with assault rifles and riot gear and fucking water cannons and all that shit.
Just regular guns all the time.
Cooler Coleman says the world is awakening.
Argentina, the Netherlands, and now Ireland.
Will America wake up and bring and then it cuts off because this guy's a moron who hit enter too soon?
I love looking at this one incident in Ireland and being like, wow, the world is waking up.
When will America start protesting?
When will America start showing strength in what we believe in?
It's like, bitch, we've been doing that and you guys hate it.
You guys really don't like it.
Yeah.
Oh, also, what's the common thread here?
Like fascism?
Like white identity?
You know, Argentine, Netherlands, now Ireland?
What world are you living in where that's not running the world?
Right.
What is that like?
Also, why do they all have dogs now as their avatars?
They've always had dogs, I think, as their avatars.
I think that makes sense, yeah.
Because that's two dogs in a row.
Oh, okay.
It's like a- it's like a ham.
The other one was like a- a lab, I believe.
Like a chocolate lab.
Wow, blessed.
Blessed with the heckin' pupperinos.
That's why we're able to do this show, folks.
People ask you, why- why don't you lose your mind covering these awful people?
It's because they got cute pet pictures.
Because they got- exactly.
And it really just helps- helps ease the tension.
Um... I love this conspiracy theory.
Cagliostro says, most of us knew civil unrest would occur eventually.
I mean, yeah, in any timeline, you know?
Again, I love in 2023 saying, I predicted civil unrest was on the horizon.
Yeah, it was coming.
It was coming.
It hasn't been here yet.
It was coming though.
And you would be like, well, what about like all the last five years?
And he would be like, no, I meant good civil unrest.
Yes.
Yeah.
I meant the good kind.
I meant the opposite of what we've been seeing.
JT says what they are.
They are hooligan criminals.
They will be caught and jailed.
12 down votes.
Hopeless pessimist replies, they're people who've simply had enough, but go find a corner or back alley to cower in.
So we've gone full circle from if you riot and protest, you're like a subhuman degenerate thug or whatever, to now if you don't riot and protest, you're actually a pussy.
You're actually a beta male who's allowing the elites to walk all over you if you don't light a cop car on fire.
Also, like, since when is a back alley a safe place during a riot?
What are you talking about?
That's true.
Yeah, Biggie Wood similarly says, when the government betrays its people, don't be shocked when the people turn on its government.
What do you know?
Baby's first civil unrest.
I love it.
These are like, wow.
The world's so big.
Are they saying that the government's allowing white people to be stabbed by immigrants?
Yeah, just like, yeah, just allowing that much migration is going to lead to, yeah, either what the, again, like great replacement.
Yeah.
Or taking food out of your children's mouth.
Just violence.
Yeah.
John John Yo says, I have a friend in the Netherlands.
It's gotten so bad that local gangs have formed to beat the hell out of immigrant rapists and the cops look the other way.
Not a real good sign.
Again, this is what I was kind of talking about earlier.
I think handling things as a community can be good.
As long as there's like...
I don't know, evidence of what you're doing or who you're accusing?
A gang that goes around, quote, beating up immigrant rapists?
Like, how are you doing that?
Yeah.
It's just rape.
They're only rapists.
It's only the people they're beating up.
And you know that they're rapists because they beat them up.
Am I led to believe that you, a feminist, don't support this, Tony?
Yeah, right?
Like, oh, what, so you want people just, like, not, they need to get beat up?
It's like, no, what are you, where are they getting this information from?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and, like, probably ask for a, I'm gonna say citation needed when I see a gang of Netherlands guys beating up an immigrant.
Also, I'm gonna go ahead and need you to beat up the non-immigrant rapist, too.
Right.
Those are actually probably catalogued.
You could actually probably find those on the internet.
They're probably the guys you're beating up the immigrant ones with.
They're the same as the law of two strangers.
From wicked to the tripping of Cardinals.
The song of spring.
Angels walked in the place when you were born.
Where they still take broken pills.
Okay, so a lot of people, you know, they talk about Thanksgiving.
It's the time when you're gonna see family members you don't normally engage with.
And you, as a leftist, as a political individual...
It's your job, it's your responsibility to tell your uncle why he's wrong about everything, to get in his face, cause a scene.
Totally.
Fuck shit up a little bit.
Yeah.
This guy had a different idea.
He was instead going to write a 2,000 word screed on a millennial Thanksgiving he saw.
Did you see this guy, Tony?
No.
All right.
Let me pull up the video.
Let me play the video first so you get an idea of what we're dealing with here.
Josh Lakatch posted this video and says, Millennial humor is so empty.
Their relationships are so empty.
And I want to just say, I think these are like Zoomers.
Uh, but, let's, let's watch here.
Uh, so it's like a TikTok video of people, friends, celebrating Hanksgiving.
So instead of Thanksgiving, it's Tom Hanksgiving.
And they all dress up as a Tom Hanks character from a favorite, or from, like, one of his roles.
I feel like they would have to be, like, zoomers.
Like, this is the kind of thing you only do when you're, like, 22.
That's a good point.
You don't have energy to do this as a 35-year-old.
No, no.
Not to brag, but I got invited to Hanksgiving.
It's a party my friend throws every year where everyone dresses up as Tom Hanks.
You knew that by the title.
There's also pictures of Tom Hanks everywhere.
This was the third annual one.
Could not believe I was invited.
It's kind of a pretty exclusive event.
And everyone goes really full out.
Like 100% full out.
Costumes were purchased.
Okay, so yeah, people are dressed up as Tom Hanks in his various roles, like in Big, or Toy Story, or Saving Private Ryan.
There's him from Castaway and Wilson.
Yeah, what are our thoughts on this, Tony?
How do you feel about this frickin' millennial humor?
It's fine, this is fine.
Have fun.
I'm gonna let people in on a secret who maybe don't know this due to their personal and social circumstances.
Having friends in general is cringe.
Yes, that's true.
Just the act of like deliberately hanging out with each other, pretty embarrassing.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I think it's pretty, like, why do you need that?
Why do you need this validation from people around you?
Why can't you just eat turkey by yourself?
Also, it's like so pretentious.
Oh, let's meet at a specific time and do a specific activity, like, you know, eat at this restaurant or like, Oh, every year we like to go to the movie on this specific date.
It's like, Jesus fucking Christ, how embarrassing.
Just the thought makes me feel encumbered, you know?
It's something you do have to get over if you want to have friends.
True.
Um...
Yeah, I don't know, like, when you're an adult, I think, you know, these are like 22, 23 year olds, and you're not, like, addicted to drugs, uh, you have to come up with ways to keep hanging out and interesting.
Which is why I can't recommend drugs enough.
Yeah.
You don't need an excuse.
You don't need Thanksgiving.
You can just have, like, YouTube Ketamine Night.
Exactly.
Um...
The costumes here really elevate this.
Yeah.
Without, like, the aspect of it being a costume party, infinitely more cringe.
If it's just, like, everybody shows up with, like, a picture of Tom Hanks, right?
Or, like, oh, there's still the Tom Hanks themed decorations, and it's just, it's only the puns?
That's, that's really bad.
That's empty.
If you're having a costume party where people are dressing up and stuff, that's, like, you're, it's an actual party, and there's, like, I gotta say, there's like 35 people here.
There's a lot of people here.
Now, what does make me a little bit suspect about this thing, what does make it feel a bit maybe disingenuous, um, I don't see any devils, um, so far.
And costumes, I see all unique costumes, all unique characters.
Uh, and if it feels, if it almost like planned ahead, that does feel a little bit, a little, it does cheapen it a little bit.
Um, but, you know, without that detail, I'm just gonna enjoy the costumes instead.
Wow.
I mean, I think you're maybe too trusting of the person uploading this TikTok video.
I feel that this TikTok video is definitely edited and filmed in a way as to make the party seem as cool as possible.
And if there were doubles, they definitely would have been excised from the final material.
Wow, this might cause a rift in the friendship.
What if there is like, what if there actually is like a better, a better cast away?
But they picked this cast away, you know?
Right.
The other one got robbed.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's about it to this video.
They did a pun-themed holiday instead of Thanksgiving or in addition to Thanksgiving.
Fairly innocuous, right?
You could maybe look at it and be like, that's a lot of effort to do for a party.
Or like, maybe I hate the pun.
It's too cutesy or whatever.
I totally sympathize with that sentiment.
What instead we got was a manifesto from Scorched Earth Policy on Twitter.
I'm not joking, it's like 14 paragraphs long.
The flaccid asexual emptiness of millennial culture is the direct result of cohabitating male and female friendships in a middle to lower class environment which possesses none of the aristocratic eccentricities to normally justify mixing women and men together in a platonic environment.
Okay, couple things, Scorch Earth Policy.
It's just funny that you didn't get horny over these women, so you're just furious.
Also, to presume that no one got nasty after this Thanksgiving is really stupid.
Multiple Toms were fucking after this Thanksgiving.
I promise you.
That's a fair point.
I also love the idea that, like, A Tom Hanks party is, like, an effeminate pursuit?
Like, oh, this is just because men have been feminized into idolizing Tom Hanks?
I mean, like, sure, like, Tom Hanks is, like, a sanitized, safe actor.
He's not, like, a sex symbol, or he's not fucking on screen, at least not anymore.
I mean, he did fuck with the mind of a child.
We all saw that.
But...
Yeah, sure.
He's like a wholesome kind of borderline corny.
I mean, he's America's dad.
And this seems like a dad joke to do.
You know, I'm not like trying to be gender essentialist or anything here, because it very easily could have been from the mind of a woman.
But it's just like, not like typical.
It doesn't strike me as typical feminine trappings or inspiration.
But even if this was a non-man's idea, it's for sure still a dad energy, and that's the whole joke.
The Zoomers love dad energy.
They think it's great.
They're dressing more dad than me in actual dad.
Yeah, it's called appropriation, Tony.
I don't know why you're okay when they do it.
I know.
I'm not okay with it.
I can't stand it.
I can't stand it.
Next paragraph.
That's totally what I picked up from these guys, like, waving to the camera and, like, tipping their drink as, you know, his character from Big or whatever.
of equanimity masking as a sneering or masking a sneering underlying bitterness and hostility that's totally what i picked up from these guys like waving to the camera and like tipping their drink as you know his character from big or whatever definitely masking uh rage and emptiness absolutely i i was scared it's it's it's it's It's haunting almost to watch these kids have fun.
But Scorch, quote, but Scorch, so he's referring to himself in the third person because he's Scorched Earth Policy.
But Scorch, everyone's just vibing out.
What's your problem?
Let people have fun.
Chill out.
No.
Nuh-uh.
No.
See, Tony, you thought you were King Hater.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, I think I need to take some notes.
These empty, hostile millennial gestures of enjoying an Andre 3000 flute album.
Masking contempt.
Masking their contempt for all other jazz rock.
Absolutely, absolutely.
See?
You understand me.
Oh, did you listen to it?
I did, yeah.
Did you love it?
Super mid.
That's like the best.
It's very mid.
I'm not mad about it at all.
That's what I'm saying.
That was my whole point.
If the album is mid, then my strongest feeling about it is that it's extremely funny that he released it.
It's fine.
Yeah, exactly.
It's just, yeah.
I did see, it's funny after you brought it up on the show, I did see a ton of posts about how the album is like tuned in the correct 440 Hertz frequency, but I didn't, I hadn't seen any of that, Tony.
Yeah.
So yeah, although it's mid, it's the album, the Audrey 3000 album, although mid, it's still obviously like very spiritually rewarding and definitely like healing to some degree.
I mean, it's got the correct tuning in it, so like you can't really argue with that.
The fallout on that album from track one to the final track is like 92%.
I didn't get, I got halfway through it and I was just like, man, nothing's happening.
You just didn't need to do it anymore.
That's fine.
Nothing's happening.
Exactly.
I was hopeful.
Again, like not bad, it's just like all samey and there's, there's like no drums.
There's, there's like no percussion through it.
I don't, I don't like ambient stuff that's that ambient.
That's just the way the wind blew them.
A song with the word pussy in it.
Cause that's fun.
Um, okay.
Just chill out!
He says no.
When the masses come to my door and say, hey dude, just chill out, people are having a good time, I'll look down and say no.
Um, I've been balls deep inside the average The Office tier target furniture core marketing degree craft brewery barcade social circle via the barren womb of an anxiety-medicated birth control ex-girlfriend's friend group.
You're just like describing normies, man.
Like, you think you're the first person in history to be like, these normies have no inner life whatsoever.
I'm the only one having individual thoughts, and I'm the only one capable of self-perception.
Also, these people in this party are cooler than everything you just said.
I've looked these people in their swollen SSRI faces and seen the bare-traced vestiges of what was once a soul.
It's a natural fact that the men in such a friend group are either A. Normal dudes quietly bored but playing nice because they're someone's boyfriend Again, like as a quote normal dude, the strongest feeling you should get from this is boredom.
You shouldn't go on like an insane villainous speech because you saw millennials doing, or not even millennials, you saw fucking 20 year olds having a, like making up an excuse to hang out with each other.
Sorry.
This is like, even if it is cringe or corny or whatever, it's, it's more than most people come up with.
And it's like a fucking, It could be a salve or a, you know, release from, like, what is actually the problem in society, which is the fucking economic system we're all laboring under.
Also, these might be, like, trad youth.
These might be kids who love Tom Hanks because he is wholesome and, you know, good natured.
You don't know.
And I love how normal dudes quietly board playing nice.
Like, a normal dude would usually be a fucking asshole right now.
But they're not being an asshole because they're someone's boyfriend.
Maybe like I How cool are you?
How cool are you in your personal life that a Tom Hanks themed party is like boring?
I mean, it's like it's not like it necessarily exciting but like what the what else were you gonna do that night?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, normal dudes, quietly bored, but playing nice because they're someone's boyfriend.
B. Beyond unbelievably, beyond, you thought it was unbelievable how pussy-whipped these soft betas were.
This is beyond unbelievably pussy-whipped soft betas who haven't acknowledged unrequited feelings for one of the girls.
Yeah, that's why that guy was dressed as the prison guard from Green Mile, and he was holding his crotch the whole time because he has a bladder infection in the movie.
It's because he wanted to get laid, but he was too much of a pussy to do it without wearing a Tom Hanks costume.
Also, can you use pussy whipped?
I was first reading that, and I'm like, dude, they're fucking.
What's your problem?
I guess you can be pussy whipped by Someone who you have a crush on who's not returning it to?
Right, yeah.
It's like friend zoned or whatever.
And it's like, again, the people to complain about being friend zoned are the same people that would complain about this engagement as a whole.
So you're not owning them.
But yeah, it's like, if you have a crush on somebody and you get to go to the same party as them, like, yeah, go and be cool.
That's not a bad move.
There's nothing wrong with that.
That's totally a good way to go about those things, actually.
That's a good point.
Yeah, maybe try hanging out with her.
Yeah.
Okay, uh, C. Closeted or uncloseted homosexuals who may have been MKUltra'd into a sodomite lifestyle from living the real life equivalent of a sparkling water commercial diverse friend group for over a decade.
This what's so great about like reactionary politics is like, you can just do the same boring anti-gay or like anti-feminine politics that have existed in the last 50 years, but you get to spice it up by saying, oh, they were MKUltra'd.
They were MK'd, altered into being F-slurred.
Also, like, seeing this group, seeing this group and seeing a diverse friend group is fucking crazy.
These were just white kids, and they were all in costumes, so we have no idea their actual personal styles.
Like, these were all white kids.
What are you talking about?
I mean, mate, we didn't see the whole crowd.
We didn't see- I saw- I only saw white kids, is what I saw.
Which is- I mean, you know, white- It's okay, white kids.
You can hang out with other white kids.
It's fine.
I'm not gonna- I'm not gonna knock for it.
I hang out with plenty of white kids.
These people are not having fun.
Every group of- That's so good.
Put that on my tombstone.
Those other people?
They weren't having fun.
They were not having fun.
Uh, these people are not having fun.
Every group I've ever encountered that does this cringe shit is populated by people who all constantly complain about how depressed and anxious they are while making haha ironic jokes about wanting to die, living timid, trembling lives with little to no jouissance.
I don't know if that's how you actually pronounce that.
I think you nailed it, but fancy boy.
This is like the only thing I'll give him.
This is one thing that I do hate about millennia, and this is millennial culture.
This isn't like Gen Z culture, but it might have crept into Gen Z culture as well.
I do rather dislike the meme of how we're all just waiting to die.
Like, pull the covers back over my head.
I can't adult right now or whatever.
I don't think there's anything wrong with expressing those sentiments as your own personal expression.
But when they become meme-ified and when they become commodified and just become like a genre of post it does feel like a psyop to get just to like inflict depression across a whole generation of people.
Yeah I was like I was hanging out with someone recently and like like the fifth I'm gonna kill myself joke was like I was like oh it's like maybe do a new one maybe like maybe workshop that one a little more like it's just it's the same joke over and over again it's kind of like Do you actually want help?
Is that what you're saying?
Is this the same joke?
It's only so far you can go with it.
The Millennial is arguably the most unfortunate generation in recent history.
They represent the apex, I don't know what he means by apex, of a devastating culture war.
So the culture war was devastating, but this is the apex of it, okay?
And the most direct results of spiritual castration, with the least amount of pushback antithesis elements among their ranks.
Okay, don't really understand.
What?
I don't know.
This guy's got words.
Besides the obvious insufferable premise of an entire performative... Keyword here, performative.
That's what I'm talking about here is this is like it's such an easy criticism to do and It's sure something like I was guilty of is like a 16 year old.
It's like like oh look at all these clowns putting on a show Pretending to be real I can see through every one of them.
They're all fake Sorry, man, like socializing is performative to a certain degree like you have to make an effort to do this stuff it doesn't just happen naturally and like You don't just have to make an effort to set up plans or meet up with people.
You also have to make an effort to ingratiate yourself to other people to a certain degree.
Not try to make people like you, but to commiserate with other people.
To identify with other people.
To get on the same wavelength as other people.
It takes some effort, and you can sit back and say you're cringe because you did the effort, but I disagree.
I think even if you are cringe, it's far more fun to do stuff like this than to not.
It's also like, yeah, dude, it's a theme party.
Like, yeah, there's a little performative, like literally, like it's fine.
It's cool.
This goes on for so long.
I'm not going to read all of it, but again, like, like, let's listen to this shit.
The murmuring millennial male who goes along with the soft human resources tier, Lulu Lemon Longhouse of Bruges.
This guy, this is fucking Dennis Leary for Zoomers.
This is Dennis Leary shit for Zoomers.
You're just dropping brand names.
Like, who do I know that wears Lululemon?
I don't... What?
Like, you can't just say this shit, man.
Actually, I was hanging out with our boy Nick the other day, and he had some pants on.
They were really nice pants.
I was like, what are those pants?
And they were Lululemon.
And so I might have to get some Lululemons myself.
You know, I gotta get my paper up though.
What, like, the soft human resources tier?
Lulu, Lemon, Longhouse?
So, Longhouse is like another way of saying the cathedral or spectacle or, like, the artificial reality that the elites have constructed to keep us imprisoned.
Like, the mind palace that the elites have projected onto the real world that we're all kind of forced, because, you know, under the threat of not getting any pussy or whatever, are forced to adhere to.
But, like, the human resources tier, Lulu, like, I feel like you're just tapping into, again, with a lot of this, like, subversive right-wing rhetoric, you're tapping into things that people actually do respond to, like, like the idea of human resources being the enemy of you as an employee.
Yeah.
But just using it to express weird politics where you just, like, wish women didn't have jobs.
There are women that were taking crucial Tom Hanks roles.
A man could have been dressed as that.
And women were dressed as that instead.
Here's the call to action.
If you're in a friend group that does shit like this and you feel some resonance with what I've said, go out and buy a gun.
Just kidding.
If you feel some resonance with what I've said, if you've known the quiet turbulence of bored rage listening to the forced wine-drunk laughter of your 400th session of Cards Against Humanity, Then for your own sake, please free yourself.
You can dunk on Cards Against Humanity for being normie or cringe or whatever all day.
The second you treat it like an epidemic or like a spiritual whatever, you're already more cringed than them.
I'm sorry.
You're taking it way more seriously than anybody else.
You lose by default.
Please free yourself.
Listen, loneliness is better than this.
I think that solitude is better than courage against humanity.
And underlying this, again, with a lot of whatever self, I don't know if this is casting itself as self-help or whatever, but it does have this You know, call to action at the end.
Is just like normal advice dressed up in these like culture war trappings of, hey, if you're bored with your relationship, you should maybe get out of it.
Try to find something that does actually interest you.
And it's like, OK, you cracked the code, buddy.
Also, if you don't like Cards Against Humanity, then you need to bring a better game.
Absolutely.
There's so many fun board games, although I bet there's probably a bit of pretense to them, so maybe not.
True, true, true.
But yeah, it's like there's, there's just like death over cringe is so funny.
It's not a good way to live.
I see these hollow walking husks of millennials hiding their obviously miserable soul-sucking vacuum with a silver iron or a little derby car or a chance card maybe.
Masking the hostility underneath.
Or they have the Y2K edition which features a cell phone.
No!
That's even worse!
Don't get me started on the fucking cell phone token in the new Monopoly.
All right.
We don't have time for that Okay, that's the episode folks.
Remember if you're bored with your relationship Go start a far-right paramilitary death squad.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is the way to go
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