I think the majority of people can acknowledge that black disabled Santa has gone way too far (preview)
FIRST: A protest at the DNC brings out the partisan Dems on twitter, who compare the demonstration to “actual colonizing” and quote architects of the Iraq war to support their points. THEN: Trump’s #1 enemy Michael Rappaport says even he might vote for Trump because of how expensive new cars are now. He also seems to be losing his mind to some degree LAST: Fox News airs a piece on Target’s “Black Santa in a Wheelchair” Christmas ornament and then criss-crosses the MDC Bingo board, merging with stories of the department store hamstringing local sheriffs, “banning” the word Christmas while also “sexualizing” Christmas--all set to footage of 2020 looters. But famous loser Riley Gaines eventually pulls us back to the main point: why is Target allowed to sell this ornament? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for the full episode and hundreds more
Wow, I wasn't lying when I said we'd be going back to MDC classic shit.
One of the classic internet, MySpace newsletters.
Was Facebook even around at this time?
2005?
Also, how old was she in 2005?
Well, she had to read about it.
She had to read about it in, uh, yeah, probably some, like, evangelicals prayer email that she got forwarded because Parler has her email address.
Looking at her eyes makes my eyes go crossed.
Like, they're so, like, small and close together and low.
Probably didn't come in handy while you're swimming.
Yeah, but it's probably awful finding goggles that work with that shape of head and eye proximity.
Yeah, the conservative wives tale that Target banned the word Christmas.
Totally.
This is like from a Bill O'Reilly segment or something.
Employees weren't allowed to say it.
No merchandise was allowed to have the word Christmas on it because it implied that, you know, the idea of Christ exists.
Now, I believe that's still in effect, yet they're allowed to have... Yeah, if you go to Target right now, two days before Thanksgiving, you will not see a single thing that says Christmas on it.
No way.
No way.
It's impossible.
Black disabled Santa and a gay Nutcracker in effect, yet they're allowed to have Black disabled Santa.
Why are they allowed to have the black disabled Santa, Tony?
Why are they allowed to have that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm fucking furious.
You know, I go to their website and I only find four sections for Christmas decorations, trees, clothing.
I'm only finding a couple of sections for Christmas.
Not like it used to be.
No.
Used to be a section for each day of December.
I'm looking at Black Santa now, too, because, you know, let's see what we got to find, you know?
Should we wait till you're done shopping?
You know what sucks about Black Santa is that Black Santa is only $5.
That's what's fucked up.
Black Santa should be way more than $5.
I'm sorry.
It's a Christmas ornament.
Yeah, it's a big one.
It's a big Christmas ornament.
I'm not paying more than, I mean, maybe I would pay like $10 for a really cool Christmas ornament, but that's it.
That's it.
Yeah, that's the line.
Okay, ready for the video?
Ready for this video?
And a gay nutcracker?
It doesn't make sense.
You have to ask yourself, you know, why do they keep pushing this?
Who are they trying to appeal to?
Because despite what the media portrays or how politicians are voting, this doesn't represent the overwhelming majority of how this country, really how the world, feels on this issue.
I think majority of people.
The framing on this is great.
They had her in a split screen next to the black disabled Santa ornament.
And she's saying the majority of the people of the world don't agree with this.
Yeah.
Agree with a black guy in a wheelchair?
What?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
The whole thing too is like, who are they appealing to here?
Well, gay Disabled people.
It's really obvious actually who they're trying to appeal to.
You know who they're fucking appealing to?
Weird Santa people.
Weird Christmas people who have a gigantic collection of Santa Clauses.
Yeah, they have a new variant.
That's not uncommon.
Talk about a Venn diagram between a Target person and a Santa Collector person.
Are you fucking kidding me?
They probably hit it out of the park with this one.
Like a Santa collector is going to look at this and be like, yes, a new accessory targets.
Like, actually, we've had an overwhelming demand for black wheelchair Santa.
They've been they've been wanting it for years now.
It's just so funny to be like these.
I mean, especially what they're saying here is like, well, black black people in wheelchairs are the minority.
Why?
Why are we doing this for them?
Yeah.
Most of us aren't like that.
I'm nothing like that.
I'm not Santa.
I'm nothing like that.
How am I supposed to look up to this tree ornament?
I don't know if Santa knows how to swim.
Me and Santa got nothing in common.
That's why she's so mad at it.
She's like, you want my children to drown.
showing them a black set.
Because despite what the media portrays or how politicians are voting, this doesn't represent the overwhelming...
She's talking about a black Santa in a wheelchair.
The majority of how this country, really how the world, feels on this issue.
I think majority of people, parents especially, they can acknowledge that gay Nutcracker and black disabled Santa has gone way too far.
The pendulum has swung too far.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
The pendulum has swung way too far in the realm of rights.
Uh, listen, gay marriage is fine, but we should have cut it off before they were allowed to make Christmas ornaments.
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