Minion Death Cult - I think the majority of people can acknowledge that black disabled Santa has gone way too far (preview)
Aired: 2023-11-23
Duration: 05:40


=== Target's Christmas Ban (05:39) ===

[00:00:01]  Target is selling this type of merch.
[00:00:04]  You know what I thought about today?
[00:00:06]  Back in 2005, Target banned the word Christmas.
[00:00:11]  The phrase Merry Christmas.
[00:00:12]  Wow, I wasn't lying when I said we'd be going back to MDC classic shit.
[00:00:17]  One of the classic internet, MySpace newsletters.
[00:00:23]  Was Facebook even around at this time?
[00:00:25]  2005?
[00:00:25]  Also, how old was she in 2005?
[00:00:29]  Well, she had to read about it.
[00:00:31]  She had to read about it in, uh, yeah, probably some, like, evangelicals prayer email that she got forwarded because Parler has her email address.
[00:00:41]  Looking at her eyes makes my eyes go crossed.
[00:00:45]  Like, they're so, like, small and close together and low.
[00:00:50]  Probably didn't come in handy while you're swimming.
[00:00:52]  Yeah, but it's probably awful finding goggles that work with that shape of head and eye proximity.
[00:01:00]  Yeah, the conservative wives tale that Target banned the word Christmas.
[00:01:07]  Totally.
[00:01:08]  This is like from a Bill O'Reilly segment or something.
[00:01:11]  Employees weren't allowed to say it.
[00:01:12]  No merchandise was allowed to have the word Christmas on it because it implied that, you know, the idea of Christ exists.
[00:01:21]  Now, I believe that's still in effect, yet they're allowed to have... Yeah, if you go to Target right now, two days before Thanksgiving, you will not see a single thing that says Christmas on it.
[00:01:33]  No way.
[00:01:33]  No way.
[00:01:34]  It's impossible.
[00:01:37]  Black disabled Santa and a gay Nutcracker in effect, yet they're allowed to have Black disabled Santa.
[00:01:46]  Why are they allowed to have the black disabled Santa, Tony?
[00:01:51]  Why are they allowed to have that?
[00:01:52]  I don't know.
[00:01:53]  I don't know.
[00:01:53]  I'm fucking furious.
[00:01:54]  You know, I go to their website and I only find four sections for Christmas decorations, trees, clothing.
[00:02:03]  I'm only finding a couple of sections for Christmas.
[00:02:05]  Not like it used to be.
[00:02:06]  No.
[00:02:07]  Used to be a section for each day of December.
[00:02:11]  I'm looking at Black Santa now, too, because, you know, let's see what we got to find, you know?
[00:02:17]  Should we wait till you're done shopping?
[00:02:18]  You know what sucks about Black Santa is that Black Santa is only $5.
[00:02:21]  That's what's fucked up.
[00:02:23]  Black Santa should be way more than $5.
[00:02:24]  I'm sorry.
[00:02:25]  It's a Christmas ornament.
[00:02:28]  Yeah, it's a big one.
[00:02:29]  It's a big Christmas ornament.
[00:02:30]  I'm not paying more than, I mean, maybe I would pay like $10 for a really cool Christmas ornament, but that's it.
[00:02:35]  That's it.
[00:02:36]  Yeah, that's the line.
[00:02:39]  Okay, ready for the video?
[00:02:41]  Ready for this video?
[00:02:42]  And a gay nutcracker?
[00:02:44]  It doesn't make sense.
[00:02:45]  You have to ask yourself, you know, why do they keep pushing this?
[00:02:48]  Who are they trying to appeal to?
[00:02:50]  Because despite what the media portrays or how politicians are voting, this doesn't represent the overwhelming majority of how this country, really how the world, feels on this issue.
[00:03:02]  I think majority of people.
[00:03:03]  The framing on this is great.
[00:03:05]  They had her in a split screen next to the black disabled Santa ornament.
[00:03:11]  And she's saying the majority of the people of the world don't agree with this.
[00:03:17]  Yeah.
[00:03:19]  Agree with a black guy in a wheelchair?
[00:03:21]  What?
[00:03:21]  Yeah.
[00:03:21]  What are you talking about?
[00:03:23]  Yeah.
[00:03:23]  The whole thing too is like, who are they appealing to here?
[00:03:27]  Well, gay Disabled people.
[00:03:32]  It's really obvious actually who they're trying to appeal to.
[00:03:34]  You know who they're fucking appealing to?
[00:03:36]  Weird Santa people.
[00:03:38]  Weird Christmas people who have a gigantic collection of Santa Clauses.
[00:03:43]  Yeah, they have a new variant.
[00:03:45]  That's not uncommon.
[00:03:47]  Talk about a Venn diagram between a Target person and a Santa Collector person.
[00:03:53]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[00:03:54]  They probably hit it out of the park with this one.
[00:03:57]  Like a Santa collector is going to look at this and be like, yes, a new accessory targets.
[00:04:04]  Like, actually, we've had an overwhelming demand for black wheelchair Santa.
[00:04:09]  They've been they've been wanting it for years now.
[00:04:11]  It's just so funny to be like these.
[00:04:13]  I mean, especially what they're saying here is like, well, black black people in wheelchairs are the minority.
[00:04:19]  Why?
[00:04:20]  Why are we doing this for them?
[00:04:22]  Yeah.
[00:04:24]  Most of us aren't like that.
[00:04:27]  I'm nothing like that.
[00:04:29]  I'm not Santa.
[00:04:30]  I'm nothing like that.
[00:04:33]  How am I supposed to look up to this tree ornament?
[00:04:36]  I don't know if Santa knows how to swim.
[00:04:38]  Me and Santa got nothing in common.
[00:04:43]  That's why she's so mad at it.
[00:04:46]  She's like, you want my children to drown.
[00:04:48]  showing them a black set.
[00:04:49]  Because despite what the media portrays or how politicians are voting, this doesn't represent the overwhelming...
[00:05:04]  She's talking about a black Santa in a wheelchair.
[00:05:06]  The majority of how this country, really how the world, feels on this issue.
[00:05:10]  I think majority of people, parents especially, they can acknowledge that gay Nutcracker and black disabled Santa has gone way too far.
[00:05:18]  The pendulum has swung too far.
[00:05:19]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:05:20]  That's true.
[00:05:21]  The pendulum has swung way too far in the realm of rights.
[00:05:26]  Uh, listen, gay marriage is fine, but we should have cut it off before they were allowed to make Christmas ornaments.
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