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Oct. 29, 2023 - Minion Death Cult
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How beau-tee-ful! Oh Jesus! Yes! (preview)

We got the full pack of Disney-Villains-horrified-by-Hamas'-evil rendered by AI for Israeli propaganda. Ursula, Scar, Thanos--the whole gang's here and openly weeping. PLUS: a teacher giving her student "birthday spankings" goes viral on tik tok and Tony and Alex detail their histories with Birthday Spankings and whether the practice should be illegal ALSO: Facebook users capture REAL ANGELS during live stream in a post with 23k shares and nearly 2m views, and Tony shares an angel story of his own. Sign up http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week

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Okay, so people may be aware that Israel shared a meme of Voldemort looking at his phone, looking at evidence of Hamas's crimes on a smartphone and crying.
Like, people didn't think it was real.
People not on Twitter didn't think it was real for some reason.
Did you see that, Tony?
Yeah, I think it's so funny.
Well, I mean, because they're going so hard, like they're doing ads.
So, of course, they're also doing AI, like.
Motivational posters with Marvel characters.
What they're doing is, well, they've shared a bunch of different types of AI stuff.
They've shared, like, pro-Israel cheering on IDF, like, people spilling out of their windows and balconies to cheer on the IDF, and it's all just fucked up hands.
It's all fucked.
People are part of the building.
This is what they're doing is they're taking like stuff that Israeli Israeli people made and then sharing it, at least with their Hamas redefines evil campaign, because I found the original Facebook post.
Oh, my God.
So what's so funny here is like.
It's that these evil characters are like crushed because something is more evil than them.
Yeah, OK, here I found I found my Israel screenshot.
This is a screenshot that I took.
This is absolutely real.
This is the official Israel Twitter account who said they who must be named.
Hamas equals ISIS.
And then they shared the meme of Voldemort, you know, like snake, snake, like, uh, I can't remember the actor's name right now.
Ralph Ralph Fiennes.
Yeah.
Uh, like grimacing at his phone in horror.
And it says Hamas redefines evil.
And I think, yeah, what you're supposed to take away from this is like, wow, even Voldemort sides with Israel.
That must mean they're the good guys.
And then it has like a link to this is watch the evidence Hamas massacre dot com.
Yeah.
Like that's I mean, talk about posting L's, but like that's that's so.
So the funny thing is here, right?
So.
Voldemort thinks Hamas is evil, right?
And like.
You want people to think Hamas is evil, so you want to be on Voldemort side?
Yeah, it makes total sense to me.
I it's like, listen, we're like Voldemort evil, but they're worse than Voldemort.
Look at Voldemort's reaction to him.
Yeah, we're only as bad as Voldemort.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's funny because now that I think about this, this is like a YouTube thumbnail of a React vid.
Yeah.
That's like the inspiration of this.
It's like we made Voldemort watch Come and See.
And it's like Voldemort doing the sad soy face at his phone.
Yeah.
But yeah, you shared that to try and prove a point about how bad Hamas is.
And it's a fucking ad, and it's a sponsored ad.
It's a sponsored post.
They're all sponsored.
It's just funny that there's someone doing this.
There's someone making these posts.
There's a person.
It's this guy.
It's Ran Allen on Facebook.
He's in Tel Aviv, or at least he studied in Tel Aviv.
And this is translated.
Evil in a dimension that cannot be contained, which is odd, because I don't think Hellraiser is in this series.
That's the one that's missing because you're worse.
He did a lot of them.
It's not just Voldemort.
The saw one looks so funny.
The saw would look like Pixar saw.
It's so cute.
But evil in a dimension.
Now I'm thinking of Hellraiser.
I'm thinking of Penny.
Yeah, man.
I'm thinking about just, you know, pain that's so painful that it busts.
That's what Hellraiser is all about.
So I think I want to ask the immediate, obvious question.
Why didn't Israel go with the Thanos meme?
Of Thanos?
Crying at his phone while it says Hamas redefines evil because.
Think Thanos is the most evil out of all the Thanos killed half the population of the entire known universe.
They have the most in common.
That would be that's why that would make me think Hamas is even more evil than Thanos.
You know, yeah.
I don't know.
That would be it's tears.
It's funny because it's not quite right.
It's not quite right.
Like the grimace is not quite right.
Grimace, a nice choice of words.
I like how he has elephant skin right here on his cheek under his eye.
It's like looks like a leather, the seat of a leather chair.
I like I like where the tear starts, too, and how it just kind of becomes the tooth and lip.
Good.
He's got the gauntlet.
I like that he's doom scrolling through Hamas terror footage while wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.
I think it's like the Infinity Gauntlet is touch sensitive.
That's so cool.
He really thought that one through.
Wow, this reality sucks.
If only I had a stone that could affect that.
It's kind of funny that he's using like an iPhone 10.
You know, you think you would level up two cameras on the back of this.
You think you level up by now?
The Thanos one is my favorite.
It's just, it's, it's obviously the best, but let's, let's go look at the other ones here.
Here's Freddy Krueger.
Oh, funny.
It looks so bad.
Freddie Crooks holding the nail glove up to his face, and it looks like he's stabbing himself in the eye with one of the claws.
Totally.
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