Minion Death Cult - How beau-tee-ful! Oh Jesus! Yes! (preview)
Aired: 2023-10-29
Duration: 06:39


=== Israel's Voldemort Meme Campaign (05:09) ===

[00:00:01]  Okay, so people may be aware that Israel shared a meme of Voldemort looking at his phone, looking at evidence of Hamas's crimes on a smartphone and crying.
[00:00:21]  Like, people didn't think it was real.
[00:00:23]  People not on Twitter didn't think it was real for some reason.
[00:00:28]  Did you see that, Tony?
[00:00:29]  Yeah, I think it's so funny.
[00:00:31]  Well, I mean, because they're going so hard, like they're doing ads.
[00:00:35]  So, of course, they're also doing AI, like.
[00:00:38]  Motivational posters with Marvel characters.
[00:00:44]  What they're doing is, well, they've shared a bunch of different types of AI stuff.
[00:00:49]  They've shared, like, pro-Israel cheering on IDF, like, people spilling out of their windows and balconies to cheer on the IDF, and it's all just fucked up hands.
[00:01:02]  It's all fucked.
[00:01:03]  People are part of the building.
[00:01:06]  This is what they're doing is they're taking like stuff that Israeli Israeli people made and then sharing it, at least with their Hamas redefines evil campaign, because I found the original Facebook post.
[00:01:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:01:23]  So what's so funny here is like.
[00:01:28]  It's that these evil characters are like crushed because something is more evil than them.
[00:01:34]  Yeah, OK, here I found I found my Israel screenshot.
[00:01:36]  This is a screenshot that I took.
[00:01:38]  This is absolutely real.
[00:01:40]  This is the official Israel Twitter account who said they who must be named.
[00:01:46]  Hamas equals ISIS.
[00:01:48]  And then they shared the meme of Voldemort, you know, like snake, snake, like, uh, I can't remember the actor's name right now.
[00:01:58]  Ralph Ralph Fiennes.
[00:01:59]  Yeah.
[00:02:00]  Uh, like grimacing at his phone in horror.
[00:02:04]  And it says Hamas redefines evil.
[00:02:07]  And I think, yeah, what you're supposed to take away from this is like, wow, even Voldemort sides with Israel.
[00:02:14]  That must mean they're the good guys.
[00:02:17]  And then it has like a link to this is watch the evidence Hamas massacre dot com.
[00:02:23]  Yeah.
[00:02:24]  Like that's I mean, talk about posting L's, but like that's that's so.
[00:02:30]  So the funny thing is here, right?
[00:02:32]  So.
[00:02:33]  Voldemort thinks Hamas is evil, right?
[00:02:37]  And like.
[00:02:39]  You want people to think Hamas is evil, so you want to be on Voldemort side?
[00:02:45]  Yeah, it makes total sense to me.
[00:02:47]  I it's like, listen, we're like Voldemort evil, but they're worse than Voldemort.
[00:02:52]  Look at Voldemort's reaction to him.
[00:02:54]  Yeah, we're only as bad as Voldemort.
[00:02:57]  Yeah.
[00:02:57]  Yeah.
[00:02:57]  It's funny because now that I think about this, this is like a YouTube thumbnail of a React vid.
[00:03:04]  Yeah.
[00:03:04]  That's like the inspiration of this.
[00:03:06]  It's like we made Voldemort watch Come and See.
[00:03:09]  And it's like Voldemort doing the sad soy face at his phone.
[00:03:18]  Yeah.
[00:03:20]  But yeah, you shared that to try and prove a point about how bad Hamas is.
[00:03:27]  And it's a fucking ad, and it's a sponsored ad.
[00:03:29]  It's a sponsored post.
[00:03:31]  They're all sponsored.
[00:03:32]  It's just funny that there's someone doing this.
[00:03:34]  There's someone making these posts.
[00:03:36]  There's a person.
[00:03:37]  It's this guy.
[00:03:38]  It's Ran Allen on Facebook.
[00:03:42]  He's in Tel Aviv, or at least he studied in Tel Aviv.
[00:03:46]  And this is translated.
[00:03:50]  Evil in a dimension that cannot be contained, which is odd, because I don't think Hellraiser is in this series.
[00:03:59]  That's the one that's missing because you're worse.
[00:04:03]  He did a lot of them.
[00:04:04]  It's not just Voldemort.
[00:04:05]  The saw one looks so funny.
[00:04:07]  The saw would look like Pixar saw.
[00:04:11]  It's so cute.
[00:04:13]  But evil in a dimension.
[00:04:14]  Now I'm thinking of Hellraiser.
[00:04:16]  I'm thinking of Penny.
[00:04:18]  Yeah, man.
[00:04:19]  I'm thinking about just, you know, pain that's so painful that it busts.
[00:04:25]  That's what Hellraiser is all about.
[00:04:26]  So I think I want to ask the immediate, obvious question.
[00:04:31]  Why didn't Israel go with the Thanos meme?
[00:04:38]  Of Thanos?
[00:04:40]  Crying at his phone while it says Hamas redefines evil because.
[00:04:45]  Think Thanos is the most evil out of all the Thanos killed half the population of the entire known universe.
[00:04:52]  They have the most in common.

=== Infinity Gauntlet Doomscrolling (01:42) ===

[00:04:56]  That would be that's why that would make me think Hamas is even more evil than Thanos.
[00:05:02]  You know, yeah.
[00:05:05]  I don't know.
[00:05:06]  That would be it's tears.
[00:05:09]  It's funny because it's not quite right.
[00:05:11]  It's not quite right.
[00:05:13]  Like the grimace is not quite right.
[00:05:16]  Grimace, a nice choice of words.
[00:05:19]  I like how he has elephant skin right here on his cheek under his eye.
[00:05:24]  It's like looks like a leather, the seat of a leather chair.
[00:05:29]  I like I like where the tear starts, too, and how it just kind of becomes the tooth and lip.
[00:05:35]  Good.
[00:05:36]  He's got the gauntlet.
[00:05:37]  I like that he's doom scrolling through Hamas terror footage while wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.
[00:05:42]  I think it's like the Infinity Gauntlet is touch sensitive.
[00:05:45]  That's so cool.
[00:05:46]  He really thought that one through.
[00:05:53]  Wow, this reality sucks.
[00:05:55]  If only I had a stone that could affect that.
[00:05:59]  It's kind of funny that he's using like an iPhone 10.
[00:06:04]  You know, you think you would level up two cameras on the back of this.
[00:06:08]  You think you level up by now?
[00:06:10]  The Thanos one is my favorite.
[00:06:12]  It's just, it's, it's obviously the best, but let's, let's go look at the other ones here.
[00:06:17]  Here's Freddy Krueger.
[00:06:19]  Oh, funny.
[00:06:20]  It looks so bad.
[00:06:21]  Freddie Crooks holding the nail glove up to his face, and it looks like he's stabbing himself in the eye with one of the claws.
[00:06:30]  Totally.
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