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Oct. 19, 2023 - Minion Death Cult
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ALICIA KEYS can post THIS and it gets ignored?? HELL NO. @accesshollywood @etnow @people (preview)

TODAY: We cover some of the myriad ways the west is speed-running 9/11 amid Israel's war on Gaza--including boisterous talk from the president about how easy it would be for us to manage two simultaneous wars The nation is also gripped by Paraglider Panic, as men, women, and Donald Trump Jr. divulge their fears of being attacked from the skies. Megyn Kelly goes on the offensive and rightfully shames Alicia Keys for expressing an interest in paragliding while wearing a green (Hamas) jacket Finally: Chicago looks at starting a city-run grocery store to fill the gaps left by the big-box retailers leaving the area. We talk through the idea and have some fun watching the right-wing confront an actual left-wing project for once.

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Yeah, it's funny.
So everybody obviously kind of reacted to this.
Like, are you crazy, lady?
Like, everybody's like, you're insane, right?
You saw paragliders and you saw paragliders in person above you and freaked out.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Meanwhile, yes, people like Megan Kelly are seeing the word paragliding.
And tweeting things like, my God, how is this not everywhere right now?
Alicia Keys can post this and it gets ignored.
No explanation.
Hell no.
Hell no.
At Access Hollywood, at ET Now, at People, at Daily Mail, at NY Post here.
Everybody, please quote me being a psychopath.
Please write about this and include a link to my tweet.
Hell no.
I just, it's so funny because this whole idea of she's being, it's the fact that she's being so blatant is like what they're accusing her of, you know?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Amazing.
You saw the word paragliding and called it a terrorist act.
She follows up even after Alicia Keys explanation.
Alicia Keys was like, I don't support murder of any kind or whatever celebrities have to say, right?
Yeah.
And she deleted the post.
She took down the post about her aspirations of maybe doing paragliding.
Megyn Kelly followed up.
Now she claims she wasn't making a reference to the attack on Israel.
She just happened to be wearing Palestinian colors and randomly posting in two different places about paragliding a week after Hamas murdered 1300 Israelis using paragliders.
So like, so the Alicia Keys post is so was so wholesome.
It was so good.
I'm looking at now.
She said, what would you do if you weren't afraid of anything?
And it's like supposed to be this encouraging thing.
And they read that and they were like, oh, because if I wasn't afraid of anything, I'd probably stage an uprising myself.
That's definitely what she's thinking about.
That's what Alicia Keys was going for.
This is what the jihadists tell them to tell each other.
Yeah.
They say, dude, do not fear death.
Just follow your heart.
And then though, yeah, the last sentence in this Megyn Kelly tweet is she thinks we're fools.
I mean, I don't think Alicia Keys knows who you are.
I definitely think you're a fool, though.
Megyn, I think you're beyond a fool.
I think you're a reprobate.
Damn, damn man, that's it's.
You are fools.
Like what other word do you want for that?
What are you talking about?
Psychopaths.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, this, this is just the one response that I got to this.
Calliope Jane verified says, this is absolutely disgusting.
Wow.
I don't know why I'm shocked, but this level of despicable vile hatred of Jews is shocking to me.
It's so blatant dot, dot, dot.
And there's the blatant The thing that you said, Tony, I think it's the opposite of blatant.
If somebody's like wearing half the colors of the flag and then talking about like, oh man, I really I had a lot of fun on my dirt bike last weekend.
This is beyond like a dog.
They're like, well, that's of course, that is of course a reference of a blatant reference.
They're rubbing your face in it.
They're making, he said dirt bike.
What the fuck do you think that means?
Wow.
You know, you know what that, that you, do you know what that means?
I mean, we all do.
We can't, we can't say what it means right now on this recording because we'll for sure have some knocks on doors, but we all know what playing on some dirt bikes means.
It's beyond a dog whistle.
It's like the app you have that only teens can hear.
You press the button and only teens can hear.
It's the equivalent of that.
It's even higher than a dog whistle.
I like this because we could do something like the 4chan, it's okay to be white.
Thing or the 4chan like the OK symbol.
We're going to pretend that the OK symbol is a is a white tool of white supremacy or whatever.
It's like, yeah, pro-Palestinian activists could be like, oh, yeah, we're going to pretend like the color green means pro-Palestine.
Yeah, but you don't have you don't.
And then like everybody loses their shit anytime somebody, you know, all the Zionists lose their shit when they anytime they see somebody wearing green or whatever.
But you don't have to do that because they're doing it already about the word paragliding paragliding on their own effort.
Fascinating.
Um, and then again, yeah.
Oh, you think that lady was crazy for being afraid of, of Hamas when she, when she saw paragliders?
Oh yeah.
Think again, because Donald Trump Jr.
Uh, is saying the same exact thing.
Donald Trump Jr.
called on American citizens to arm themselves to stop motorized paragliders coming into their homes.
It's legitimately going to be even scarier to paraglide now.
Like they're going to be shooting at you.
It's it's all part of the thrill.
It's all you know that you get into that seat.
It's true.
You know what's up.
You know, your days could be numbered.
And that's that's what's great about it.
This is going to get like linemen killed.
There's gonna be like a lineman up in a bucket.
Just too high.
Just too high in the air.
Something's not right about that.
Look at it.
Look at that vantage point.
If I were a terrorist, I know that's where I'd want to be.
Why would you go that high if you weren't a terrorist?
Come on.
What's in the rest of that bucket?
C4.
It's up to the hip in plastic explosives.
I kind of like that idea, though, like filling your bucket with, yeah, explosive and then just swinging, swinging the crane really hard into the side of a building while you're in it.
You know, I don't know.
It's funny because you could do it from the ground like remote control, but that's not cool.
That's not hard.
But you got to you got to be in the bucket.
It adds more momentum, too.
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