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All right, I'm Alexander Edward.
And I'm Tony Boswell.
Did you just take a bong rip?
Okay, good.
We are Minion Death Cult.
I talked over it, but he was on time, so I'll allow it.
It's staying in.
The world is ending.
Attacking innocent weapons manufacturers.
Is responsible, and we're documenting it.
They're just little small, small little weapons manufacturers, Tony.
They're just doing what they love.
You know, they're making things.
You know?
Can you say you're making things?
How dare they?
Really?
I mean... A conversation wouldn't have worked?
Um, no.
Okay.
What's up everybody?
Thanks for listening to Minion Death Cult.
Um...
I wanted to start off by saying I've been looking for a place to donate to Gaza because it is very hard to get material aid in there with the blockade from Iran, or sorry, from Israel and from the US, all the sanctions that are on it, and just the fact that they, you know, tend to blow up people trying to help that area of the world.
But I was made aware of the American Near East Refugee Aid, which it does appear is bringing aid and distributing aid to Gaza right now.
The website is a n like Nancy a n e r a dot org.
The link will also be in this episode's description.
We are donating money to them.
We're going to see how much how much we can donate right now.
But I would strongly encourage everybody to Either donate to this organization or donate to Doctors Without Borders or if there's other people that are doing work that we can get resources to, I'd love to hear about it.
Yeah, not much we can do over here.
A lot of our personal money, if you pay taxes in this country, is going to the destruction of Gaza, the literal destruction of it.
So maybe try to put some more coins in the other till if you can.
Yeah, absolutely.
Exactly.
I think it's because we are indirectly contributing to it so much, it's even more important for us to give what we can and do what we can.
Even if it's not much.
Right.
You know, just do something.
It's... It's real bad.
It's real bad, so... Yeah, do it for selfish reasons.
Do it because it'll make you feel... It'll give you the illusion of feeling better about the world around you.
Yeah, I mean, if you need to, like, you know, buy some cool merch that will go to the cause so that at least people will see that you did it.
Yeah, exactly.
Speaking of cool iconography and stuff, we went to Palestine Rally today up here in Seattle.
Weren't able to stay very long.
Could only stay about an hour because we had to come do the show.
I had to come do the show.
Hundreds of people there.
Nearly as big as some of the bigger Black Lives Matter rallies I went to up here.
So that was pretty hard.
I would say like 400 to 500 people maybe in a small park.
Yeah, lots of people there.
There was one jackass with You're going to hell, ask me why sign, uh, that he was walking around with.
And it was like, I almost felt bad for him.
I mean, obviously like a bad guy, you know, obviously head in the wrong place, but I don't think he even probably like, does he even know where Palestine is?
You know what I mean?
Like he would be doing this at any rally.
It wasn't that rally.
It was a rally to him.
I saw the sign and it was like asking, you know, because this giant banner, this giant like professionally printed banner that has flames on it, which isn't fair.
You shouldn't get to use the cool flames if you're on the opposite side.
Yeah, that's cheating.
It's like, why would you wear like that?
Why would you wear the enemy team's colors?
Because the enemy's team's colors are cooler and more attractive and enticing.
And it's like, I don't know, it seems to me like you're flirting with the devil.
If you're using, uh, his, his coolness and the cool imagery just to attract eyeballs, does that make you any better than the literal devil?
I don't know.
Wow.
Cause I mean, honestly, all I'm thinking about right now is the devil and that's kind of on them.
But then the other side actually had like kind of a nice message.
It was, um, Your sins are red as blood, you know, and this was all like color-coded.
So blood was red and sins was red and all that.
It said, but it can be made white as snow with the help of Jesus.
I was like, okay, well, that's positive.
At least you're exhibiting a positive message and it's not just God hates slur.
But, I mean, that's... He says your sins are as red as blood, right?
I believe that's what it was.
Yeah, I didn't take a photo.
So, like, I mean, are they literally saying that white sins are okay?
As long as they're white sins, they're good.
No, there's no such thing as a white sin.
Because... Well, no, they're gonna be white as snow.
Your sins are gonna be white as snow.
White is good, Tony.
I don't know if you know this or not.
I've heard.
I've heard rumors about it.
White means good.
So how could a sin be white?
Once you fix the sin, it turns white.
It's like draining a tomato of all its color or whatever.
That's how you know it's good.
Okay.
Alright.
I guess I'll give them that.
It still sounds like they're saying that white people... As long as it's a white sin... What would you call a white sin?
Shoplifting from the gap.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, shoplifting from the gap, or like a hit and run.
I feel like that's a very white thing.
If it's a person, not if it's another car.
I mean, at least they get caught more.
Maybe black people are better at hit and runs.
I haven't thought about that.
Yeah, that sounds like a white sin to me.
I don't know.
Sure, yeah.
Oh, embezzlement?
Mm-hmm.
That's like a that's a yeah, there you go.
That's a good one.
That's like so that's all good You can do those ones.
You know, it's not a white sin though war crimes That's specifically brown per brown or black person.
It really does depend on who's doing that.
At least since, what, 1948 or 1940, whatever, whenever, in 43, whenever the Nuremberg trials happened.
That was, I think, the last time we tried a white person for war crimes.
I could be wrong, but I just, I haven't heard about it much, you know?
No, I haven't heard much about it at all.
I don't think it, like nobody answered for Vietnam, right?
No.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
No, not at all.
They answered for, like, stopping Vietnam.
Like, the president got in trouble for stopping Vietnam.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, they were like, listen, you're already in too deep, you gotta finish this thing now.
Yeah, they're like, have you ever heard of the sunk cost fallacy?
Great, yeah, that's what we're talking about.
You gotta keep doing it.
That's what they've been doing now with the war on terrorism, is they're trying to avoid the mistakes they made in Vietnam by pulling out and stopping.
The first thing I wanted to talk about in this episode.
Well, yeah, obviously shout out to Gaza We're still gonna be talking about related stuff to what's going on in Gaza, but obviously it's it's awful there Right now it's always awful there, but right now it's especially awful.
They're destroying the there See it's like it was awful there now.
They're just getting rid of the there altogether Like saying out loud that that's the plan.
I Yeah, I don't want to get it.
It's such a negative subject.
I don't want to get into how totally how upsetting it is to see almost every world leader and the people that are responsible that I suppose that are supposedly representing me.
Give a green light to the wholesale, hopefully not genocide, you know, it's, it's already, they've already what, 2000 people, like 500 of which are children, a thousand of which are women.
Um, they've already, they've already got their, their blood back.
You know what I mean?
From, from the Hamas attack.
Like you've already, you've already racked up the score, you know, what's the fucking point.
But, um, Yeah, it's odd looking to Ireland for how to respond to this.
You know, of all places, those are the places that have gone through stuff that are like, oh look it, we actually understand what's happening.
Yeah, but it's like almost nobody does, even Ireland.
I mean, it's great that Ireland recognizes it and is speaking out about it.
But like when, I mean, it's happening in several countries right now, but like the historic struggles for freedom didn't involve drones, didn't involve fucking targeted missiles.
You know, um, it's a very different world and what we're willing, what the Western nations are willing to do to these people is like far beyond what I think even Britain was willing to do to Ireland.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
It's unfathomable.
But yeah, I did want to get into something positive about this.
I'm reading here from Freedom, freedomnews.org, which is like an old socialist magazine that is now mostly a website.
Activists drive Israeli weapons firm recruiters out of Manchester office.
This is a group called Palestine Action, who was able to shut down a recruiting office for the premier Israeli weapons manufacturer, or at least drones.
This is Elbit Systems.
They manufacture 85% of Israel's military drone fleet.
The guy who owns this, he's a billionaire.
He's an Israeli billionaire.
And they also have offices in manufacturing in the U.S.
There's a U.S.
division of this company that activists and Manch- er, not Manchester, uh, Massachusetts were able to, uh, demon- protest at, um, and...
I think they haven't been arrested.
They were able to get away.
I don't know how long that'll last.
I hope they don't get arrested.
But this action in Manchester appears to have been incredibly successful because I think this recruitment office, I mean we'll read from this story, had to move.
Like had their lease taken away.
Awesome.
Yeah, let me read here.
That's something like that's cool.
You know, yeah, it's extremely cool.
It's it's I mean any of their offices would be cool to fuck with.
But the recruitment office that's.
It sends a signal, you know, yeah, OK, Palestine, you're gumming up the works.
Palestine Action Forced Out I.O.
associate that's the letters i and o you know like the moon of whatever whatever wherever that moon is that's the name i'm talking about io you know the one palestine action forced out io associates the sole recruiters for elbit systems uk from their new manchester offices in the express building the news came after palestine action activists targeted the site over 45 days culminating in an action on monday the 9th of october when the express building was covered in blood red paint
Talk about sin.
Oh boy.
It also coincides with the ongoing bombardment and full blockade of Gaza, where 2.3 million captive Palestinians live.
Elbit Systems manufactures 85% of Israel's military drone fleet, not only arming the Israeli military with these drones and developing the technology, but also operating the drones alongside the military, directly assisting them in their attacks.
Insane.
They also supply the Israeli military with land-based equipment, bullets, tank components, rocket launchers, and more.
Most of their weaponry is marketed as, quote, battle-tested after being developed on the captive population of Gaza.
Jesus.
This is...
This is something we've talked about in the past, you know, like IDF agents training American police officers and police departments.
They're training them with knowledge that they developed by oppressing Palestinians by oppressing the people of Gaza and the West Bank.
And they've got all kinds of experience because they have all kinds of situations that they forced Palestinians to live in.
You know, they have the fucking concrete prison that is Gaza, where they could just blow up buildings and do like war games through the rubble afterwards.
But then they also have like actual, you know, homes that Israel wants.
And so they can go in and do a more suburban type assault.
And figure out how those things go when they kick families out of those homes.
Like to them, like Gaza is just like what Cop City is going to be here.
Exactly.
It's yeah, it's just like a trial.
And it's just to note again, you know, again, these are weapon sales that are internationally like, OK, they're fine.
No laws are being broken.
Only millions of dollars are being made.
Billions are being made off of it.
This is all like above, you know, above board transactions for.
For my fire, you know, military grade, military grade weapons, you know, like designed to kill in mass that they can just go by.
And they're doing it towards people who, like, can't do it that way.
They don't have a military.
There is no, you know, they.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like.
They would have much rather used drones than parasail.
Right.
Well, I think they did use drones.
I think that is part of it.
But they used drones to, like, knock out the guard, the fucking, like, automated turrets or radio controlled or Bluetooth controlled turrets on the tops of those border fences.
I think there were drones that, like, Really good drones that you and I can get, not like military little airplanes with no one inside of it.
Yeah, that's, yeah.
Which is what, which is what Israel has.
Right.
They have Obama drones.
And it's, it's so funny to think about, like, we'll get into it with the replies, but like, All of these supposed rebellious dissident right wing conservatives who are like, you know, I'm going to die on my feet.
You know, I am sitting in my living room right now, but when it comes time to die, I'll fucking stand up.
I will stand up.
I'll at least put the foot, the foot rest down.
We do not kneel in this household because it is so hard for me to get back up out of that position.
I'm still working.
I'm still at my two minimum wage jobs and I'm going to die on my feet because that's the way I was supposed to.
That was the way I was raised.
So if you guys have any programs where I can get railings installed in my house, any help you can give, we'd love it.
Thank you.
What you need is you need life alert.
And then it's, you know, help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
And they're like, oh my God, you know, they help you up and then you die.
But that's good.
Yeah, then you can die.
You kill yourself.
As soon as they stand you up.
By standing up too fast.
Yeah, all those people are like, I'm willing to die, you know, I'm willing to go up against a tyrannical government or whatever.
It's like the tyrannical government that you're never actually going to go up against.
But if you did, they would be fighting you with techniques and weapons that they developed off the wholesale slaughter of the people that you have encouraged the wholesale slaughter of.
And it's like, yep.
And it is absolutely the poem.
It is the they came for the Palestinians and nobody said anything and what and they will by cutting their teeth on those populations.
It was a lot sharper when they came for me.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
It's that cyclical thing, you know?
They fail to see the connection still.
Well, they're just, they're too racist.
Like, I know that's like a simple thing to say.
We avoid, like, whatever, doing blanket statements or whatever.
But they are.
Conservatives are genuinely Too racist to just not do the Patriot Act on themselves again?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like they hate Muslims and immigrants so much that any notion of Bush doing anything wrong is absolutely out the window.
Like, their guy, Trump, was basically like, I don't know, soared to the top of the polls by saying Bush did 9-11 during a debate, and just like, none of that matters.
None of that matters because we still got a brown enemy to deal with, Tony.
Yeah, well, because I mean like, listen, I want my freedom and I want my rights, but you have to make sacrifices when you're dealing with people like this.
And by people like this, they just mean brown people.
Yeah.
That's really what, you know.
Yeah.
When you're dealing with people like this, who again, like Israel locked in a cage for 75 years.
Like I heard some people say on a, on a podcast, uh, some, some very idiotic things.
I was like shocked that I was trying to figure out for like 20 minutes.
If it was a bit, they said, you know, they acknowledged that Israel was an ethno state.
Therefore, it is anti-Semitic to protest Israel.
Whoa.
But they weren't joking.
They weren't joking.
Like, I don't think it's a great joke.
If it's a joke, amazing joke.
I don't think they're joking, dude.
Another thing they said was like, well, if this is what happens when the people get out of the prison, referring to, you know, the October 7th Hamas attack.
Then doesn't it just make sense to not let them out?
Jesus Christ.
I'm like, yeah, for like the current status quo in Israel.
Yes, it does make sense to not let them out.
I don't know what more what to tell you.
It's not about making sense.
It's about not doing human rights violations for decades.
Yeah, no, it totally makes sense to Israel if you're trying to maintain the status quo.
Of course it makes sense if you're Israel.
But like, what the fuck?
That has been one of the most frustrating things about this entire thing is people still can't separate Um, you know, Jews and Jewish heritage from Zionism.
They can't, they can't separate.
They don't understand.
Like they, they really think that like, if you're critical of Zionism and the state of Israel, then you are being anti-Semitic, which is just wrong.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think that's, I think that's deployed pretty cynically a lot of the time.
Um, I don't like any of these political figures or commentators or just, I don't know, people I see on the internet or whatever saying that, like, I don't, I don't know who these people are.
I don't have any, I don't, I don't believe anything you say, let alone your accusation.
You know, I, let's see, let's see the antisemitism and then, uh, me as an ally, I'll decide, I'll decide if it's okay.
It has been Zionist telling me that I'm antisemitic is who it's been.
So that does make sense.
Yeah.
I remember overhearing a conversation or no, I was like involved in the table, but it was a person I didn't know very well.
Um, And we were, we were getting breakfast with, you know, a group of friends, small group.
And she started saying that the, the phrase, the elite was anti-Semitic.
Or no, say the ruling class.
She said the ruling class was anti-Semitic.
And I was like, I almost said something, but then like food came and I'm like, nah, this is more important.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Food's better.
Also, I'm probably never going to see this person again.
It's a good rule.
It's a good rule.
If you're like, if you're thinking about saying something and breakfast on the way, eat your food first.
And it turns out they were just an extremely wealthy Jewish person.
And that's like, yeah, it's funny.
OK, OK.
Wow.
We got the Jewish Jay-Z over here.
Capitalist is a slur.
Capitalist is an anti-Semitic slur.
OK, let me sorry, let me read more from this story.
The day after I.O.
Associates announced their expansion of defense recruitment into Manchester, activists from Manchester Palestine Action stormed the office to demand the company stop recruiting for Elbit shortly after I.O.
Associates removed most of Elbit's job offers from their website.
A few weeks later, after I.O.
Associates reposted the Elbit job openings, activists from both Palestine Action and the Youth Front for Palestine stormed the offices again, reiterating the message that Elbit recruiters are not welcome in the city.
On Monday, 9th October, an escalation of the campaign saw four of IO Associates offices, including the Express Building, sprayed in blood red paint, symbolizing the bloodshed of the Palestinian people, spilt by Elbit's weaponry.
The day after, Palestine Action saw an internal email from HuckleTree, the workspace manager.
I'm so glad I don't have to know any of these companies.
HuckleTree.
I'm so glad I don't need a HuckleTree account.
Uh, the workspace manager on Tuesday, 10th October to all workers in the building stating that the latest action was the final straw that quickly kicked IO Associates out of the office block.
The email says that in response to the action on the 9th October and the changing situation in Gaza, uh, IO Associates, oh, they capitalized IO in their own internal email while Freedom News has been correctly stylizing it as lowercase I uppercase O, but The fucking memo department?
The internal department can't do it right?
What the?
I thought this says ten.
I thought this said ten.
Ten associates will no longer be using the Huckle Tree office.
The swift move to eject Elbit's recruiters reaffirms the direct action strategy against companies complicit with Israel weapons trade.
I mean, I guess things are different in Britain.
I don't, like, I don't know.
Yeah, they absolutely are.
I don't know how, like, did IO never call the police on them?
Did, did they get arrested, but there was enough of them to keep doing it?
And then IO became sympathetic.
I'm curious to... I would be interested in talking to somebody about this.
Yeah.
It is interesting, because over here, I'm constantly worried that they're going to catch wind that I am actively not buying a SotoStream.
I really want one, but I'm not doing it.
That's illegal.
That's me doing an illegal thing.
You are the bravest troop.
For one thing, you're not making a commercial purchase.
You're not making an online purchase.
That alone in itself is an act of bravery for any American.
Do we know for sure that, like, LaCroix is not Zionist?
Because if that's the case, I have been fucking going backwards real hard.
Ooh.
I don't know.
I mean, it's a French name, so they could be any kind of weird.
It's a real wild card.
And I think it's maybe even French-Canadian.
I think it's French-Canadian.
So that's a double wild card.
That's even crazier.
Don't tell me, okay?
Don't tell me if you know the answer.
I don't want to hear it.
Well, what is, okay, I'm not even going to tell that story.
It's too embarrassing for me.
It's not even funny.
A spokesperson for Palestine Action said, driving Elbit's recruiters out of their Manchester offices is an example to all who stand against military occupation and apartheid of tangible steps that can be taken in solidarity with the Palestinian people.
This is fucking great.
I mean, like, if you're going to like, if you're going to protest something, this is the fucking thing to protest.
Like, This is an actual piece, a logistical piece of the, you know, whatever, the fucking trail, trail of, of dead that these, that these represents this system.
Um, yeah, it's cool.
I, you know, there's probably other things you could do, you know, maybe when it's nighttime.
The red paint's always like, I always liked that one.
I know they got like the New York Times with the red paint.
Yeah, the BBC, I heard the BBC also got hit with red paint.
The thing is though, in the US, like, that's like assault or something.
If you put red paint on a private building, on like a commercial building, I think you get, it's like a 10 year minimum sentence or something.
I'm just joking.
It's like a death threat.
Yeah, it is, it is, yeah.
There is, like, What did they just, they just got some people for putting paint.
I'm trying to remember if they, if they like charged them with terrorism or something.
I'm trying to remember what I heard like a few weeks ago.
Anyway.
Well, apparently they can turn, you know, they could probably turn throwing paint into a rack, into a racketeering charge.
Into a Rico charge.
Um, yeah, no, but just even just a protest, even just like out front of the, out front of these buildings, you know, it's like a, like a picket line essentially.
Like that's, that, that would be cool.
That would be a cool thing for, uh, left activists, uh, you know, non labor left activists to adopt from labor after we've seen, you know, this series of strikes, like,
You know, demonstrating in front of spec- I mean, and I know this is a ta- I know that this already exists, but you just, you don't see a lot of it or you don't hear about it because it's probably usually not effective, but I think it's good.
I think we should do more of it.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I think we need to cancel the White House for this exact reason.
Oh, we should picket the White House, dude.
Yeah, dog.
Think about it.
Making those people see the dissidents every day before they go into work.
This is what we think of you.
You're not doing a good job.
It is kind of funny that there's not just a random protest every day in front of the White House.
I'm sure there is.
I mean, are you at the White House right now?
There probably is.
I just don't think there is.
There's got to be.
Dude, there's got to be an abortion crank out front of the White House 24-7.
Oh, I don't know.
I guess I was kind of thinking of a good one.
A good protest.
No.
That's kind of what I was thinking.
All the good left... One that we would like.
All the good leftists have jobs.
Have jobs and we live on the West Coast.
So... It's kind of harder to get there.
It's too far.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Respect that.
Leftist on the East Coast, though.
I'm looking at you, New York.
I'm looking at you, Philadelphia.
No excuse.
Get your ass... Yeah, no excuse.
I'll tell you, maybe you don't know the address, and that's why you haven't gone.
Well, it's 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, USA.
I don't know what I'm saying, dude.
Punch that in your little iPhone to figure out how to get there, okay?
Yeah, alright.
So, the other one... It didn't result in the Massachusetts office shutting down.
But let me pull up the Fox Business article about it.
Let me blow my nose real quick.
Be right back.
Allergies are kicking my ass right now.
So is the reason... Where did you have to go to get a Kleenex?
The bathroom.
Okay.
It's like, it's like five feet away.
Is the reason that you keep Kleenex in the bathroom and not next to your desk is because you don't want people to think you're jerking off at your computer screen?
Um, no, no.
Uh, it's, it's just cause I wouldn't, I don't know.
I wouldn't think to blow my nose in front of people if I don't have to.
I mean, hey, you know, good for you.
I have a loud, I have a very loud nose blow.
I want to hear it.
That's good.
It's a natural, there's nothing funny about it.
There's nothing annoying about it.
It's a natural function.
No, I'm just stupid.
I just don't keep, I don't keep, I didn't use Kleenex when I used toilet paper.
Oh, you got to get some Kleenex, bro.
I have, I have Kleenex.
I just never use it.
Yeah, I got mine within arm's reach.
I always got that thing right next to me.
Jerking off in the cleanup seems like the worst.
How do you do it?
You're just making more of a mess.
You're just pushing it around.
What, right down the drain?
Is that where you go?
No, in this case we're at the computer, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, so yeah, it's just you're going to try to catch it in there.
It's going to be too thin.
It's also a kind of a small square.
You got to be like, yeah, clean and precise about it.
It's got to be like paper towel or something.
A dirty towel.
A dirty towel all day, every day.
Nah, I'm not.
I don't want to reuse it.
I don't want to, like, think about it.
Where's my cum?
I don't think about it.
I have a modern washing machine.
Where's my cum towel?
Oh, it's this.
This is the one I use for cum.
No, you just use... How often do you rotate your towels?
I rotate my towels regularly.
How many towels do you go through in a week?
I don't come on any of them.
I don't wipe my ass with any of them.
There's a level of what I do to the towel.
No, you know the towel.
It's the last day for the towel.
I dry my dick on the towel.
I don't come into the towel.
You're not going to use the towel again.
It's the last day for the towel.
You just grab the fresh towel.
As a matter of fact, that towel is a little bit damp because you just used it not too long ago.
What a send-off for the towel.
Hey, happy retirement.
Here's some cum all on your face.
Yeah, and then you throw it in the laundry basket and you don't have to worry about grabbing it again.
This makes sense.
The towel gets crusty after a while, doesn't it?
No, not with a modern washing machine.
Come is not superglue.
Come is superglue.
Unless it is, then that's a different conversation you need to figure out.
Come is superglue.
Haven't you seen something about Mary?
Yeah, come is crazy.
That stuff is nuts.
That part I can agree with.
That stuff's nuts.
Alright, hope everybody enjoyed that.
Probably leaving it in.
Some good color commentary, you know.
Maybe someone learned something, too.
Yeah.
They learned what a freak you are.
We all learned something.
I am not a freak for this.
This is not a freak.
This makes total sense.
Next time I go over to your house, I'm gonna, like, go to dry my hands.
I'm gonna be like this one.
Uh, I don't use the hand towels.
Okay.
I gotta ask now.
Cause they're too small.
I need a big area of coverage.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got the, I got the brain dead gotcha collab surf towel.
Uh, that's when I come in.
You just throw it in the washing machine.
It's fine.
You don't have the spot treat or anything.
So you're throwing that in with other things.
Towels!
With other towels.
I do a load of just towels.
And not all of them have cum on them.
So they all have cum on them.
That's why you don't care.
No, not all of them have cum on them.
Just some of them have cum.
Well, you're washing them together.
The cums get in.
Maybe it goes through.
Maybe it rinses all out.
There's no more.
Why is jerking off any different than sex?
Like, when I have people over and that happens, I'm like, I'm gonna go grab a towel, I'll be right back.
And no one has ever said, a towel?
Why are you grabbing a towel?
Grab a paper towel, you're gonna have to wash that.
That's never happened.
Okay, in that situation, I don't think I would scold you either.
I, no, I would take a shower.
Sorry I treat myself nicely too, okay?
I take a shower after sex, that's treating yourself nicely.
Well, I mean, yeah, that's tight.
But I'm saying, in the interim, a towel is good to have around.
Sure.
A towel's very useful.
So you're saying to have a designated sex towel?
If I'm going to bust a nut, In the open.
On my own.
I grab it like a wet wipe.
Like a cloth and come into that.
A disposable cloth.
Sure.
Yeah.
I think if it's the last day for the towel anyways, may as well.
I guess, yeah.
Listener, write in to Tony.
Tell him where you like to come.
And we'll get to the bottom of this.
We'll figure this out.
We'll see if he's right.
Okay, Fox bit.
I refuse to believe that I'm weird for this.
Uh, no.
Well, I don't know.
You hear all the stories about, like, the cum sock.
You know, like... Sock?
Kids... Sock's not a thing.
Kids... Sock's not a thing.
I hear it too much for it not to be a thing!
Well, it's not a thing for adults.
I think every kid does it because I think they heard about it.
Again, like, paper towel.
I don't know.
I never...
I just like the earth too much.
I don't want to waste paper towels with that.
Paper towels disposable, dude.
I mean, it's decompostable.
Not when you cum in them.
There's a chemical reaction.
Oh, that's when the cum is too strong.
That part never breaks down.
You gotta wash them before you throw them away.
Alright, this paper towel.
Yeah, finally dirty.
Finally needs to be washed.
Alright, I'll cum in it.
I'll cum in it.
All right, from Fox Business, Israeli defense contractor Elbit Systems targeted by protesters in Massachusetts.
This is 50 protesters who demonstrated.
This is Cambridge.
Protesters demonstrated in front of an Israeli defense contractor's office in Massachusetts on Thursday over its involvement in Israel's military.
There were 50 protesters outside an Elbit Systems of America office in Cambridge.
Three were chained to the door and others held signs calling for the company to be shut down.
And leave the town, according to NBC Boston.
The protesters also accused the company of profiting from, quote, genocide, according to the outlet.
I like that they didn't put Fox Business didn't put profiting in scare quotes, but they did put genocide in scare quotes.
So at least like that is a wild editorial move.
So at least Fox News knows that they're profiting off of what they're doing to Gaza.
They know the profits there.
They're just still on the fence about the genocide part.
Hmm.
Elbit Systems of America's parent company, Israel based Elbit Systems, is the largest defense contractor for Israel.
It describes itself as an international high technology company that's primarily engaged in the defense and homeland security arena.
We love homeland security, don't we, folks?
Like haven't I not to harp too much on this, but haven't like the the right wing, despite their calls for like national security and all that.
Have they're over the Homeland Security terror threat bullshit, right?
They're pretty much.
I mean, unless, of course, they can weaponize it against Biden or something like that, yada, yada, yada.
But truly, I think in their hearts of hearts, like they they know that it's that Homeland Security is just another like it's not a three letter agency, but it might as well be.
It's like the FBI now, probably to a certain degree.
Well, once the airport security also had to enforce masks, that was kind of lumped in with terrorism, and now they really are critical of the whole thing.
Totally.
And they've been critical of the TSA, much like everybody else has been.
The TSA, I guess, is the Department of Homeland Security.
I would guess.
I haven't looked into it.
I think so.
I think that's accurate.
Elbit opened its quote innovation center in Cambridge, December 2021.
The location will base up to 60 software, mechanical and electrical engineers.
Yeah, this ads keep regenerating and moving the text around and electrical engineers with stand up lab space and in a virtual reality collaboration area.
Cool.
I mean, like apart from the death machines that they're building, just that alone.
I'm glad I'm glad that's what like American money is being spent on, or like Israeli money is being spent on, virtual reality Zoom meetings for defense contractors.
Well, I'm happy they're leaning into virtual reality, because like you said, you know, they've been using Gaza as a real place, so maybe they can do some virtual reality, you know, terrorism instead.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, I don't think the AI is there yet, folks.
So look out for some more wars in the Middle East.
I love how dystopian it's innovation.
This fucking weapons manufacturing firm, this baby killing bomb factory has an innovation center in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Cool.
Wow.
I love innovation so much.
Wait, what are you innovating on again?
We're trying to figure out how to disperse white phosphorus more efficiently.
Now, we love white phosphorus.
It's been great.
You know, it's legendary, of course.
Can we get a clear phosphorus?
Can we get a translucent phosphorus that can't be seen by the naked eye or a camera?
Yeah, or a camera.
Yeah.
Also, you know, we just really because I think we think it's more humane if they're just really caught off guard by it and can't see it coming at all.
Um, I just wanted to get any responses to this, uh, because again, they're fascinating to me.
Some, some of like the most pure death cult shit, you know, like this is the most I'm not where I'm not going to maybe do the most awful stuff, but this is like, One of the most death cult segments we've had in a long time, or at least topics, calls for all manner of executing these protesters, who are heroes, genuine, like, great people, or at least trying to do good things.
Calling for all manners of creatively engineered deaths.
It's just like chopping off limbs.
In the Fox Business comments section, uncensored, for instance, this one right here from NoVillageNeeded523 who says, good, so speaking of how like they chained themselves to the doors, good, they can't move very far.
It makes it easier to shoot them.
Jesus Christ.
I kind of assumed Fox News wouldn't allow this kind of stuff, like whatever comment section plugin they use, like I don't know if this is, I can't remember if this is Discus or whatever, wouldn't allow the phrase, easier to shoot, would like maybe flag that phrase, let's shoot them.
It's funny because that's so openly cowardly.
Let's shoot the people that can't move.
Let's execute.
But yeah, they're shameless here.
Over this matter.
It's called real politic, Tony.
War isn't just nice fairy tales where people stand apart from each other 20 paces and fire on the count of three.
All right?
This is what happens in the real world.
I wait until some college kids tie themselves to a building and then I walk up and murder them.
It's kind of like camping in the video games, you know, except for like they come to you.
Somebody responded, Americans have the right to protest, Jethro.
This got downvoted three times.
People didn't like the idea of not killing these protesters.
No Village Needed replies to that.
My name's not Jethro and traitors deserve to be shot.
Are you one of them?
Traitors to who?
Traitors to who?
To the Israeli weapons manufacturing firm that is now like, I'm going to protect with my life.
This is in Manchester, England, right?
No, this is Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Oh, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Yeah, what?
What do you mean, traitor?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're a traitor to the global capitalist cause, which we all love.
You are denying them their human rights of profiting off of human misery.
And that's being a traitor.
That's it's insane like how far they go and this is like this is not just me picking one person.
I mean like I described to you all everything that I was seeing throughout throughout this willing to like call for the deaths of somebody on behalf of Not just a weapons manufacturing firm, but a fucking foreign manufacturing firm that like, yeah, just wild.
I mean, these people really do have like a hair trigger on them.
Uh, they're really mad about this protest.
Let me read some responses here.
Josie Wales, the outlaw Josie Wales says, I would just find out who they are, meaning the protesters and post flyers in their communities.
What are you going to put the flyers, like on telephone poles and coffee shop community boards?
These guys hate weapons manufacturer recruitment.
Be on the lookout for this menace to our communities.
They're trying to stop weapons of war.
The most frightening thing you can do to a conservative is to put up a flyer and say this person is a conservative.
That it they do it's funny because they do take that as a death threat like Proud Boys for instance or other reactionary activists when they get doxxed and you know have their names and faces promoted in the communities that they're trying to dominate.
They pretend that it's a death threat and so I think maybe that Josie Wales is like I loved this one.
I want these kids dead.
I am going to post a flyer.
I'm going to fucking do it.
I am going to post a flyer.
Don't stop me.
Don't try.
Don't try.
I'm fucking mad.
I need to do this before I calm down or else it might not happen.
Look, I'll put up the award.
All right.
We need to put a, put a, put a bounty on them.
I got that.
I loved this one.
Instant Noodle said, since before the Vietnam war, colleges have been an incubator for the wrong kind of descent.
Coincidentally, right before the Vietnam war is when this started happening.
Are you one of the guys that thinks the Vietnam War was good?
Like, that's an interesting subject.
I would love to talk to, like, reactionary people about the Vietnam War.
Of course they're going to say things like, we pulled out too soon, or we didn't give them enough support, or yada yada yada, but I think there is Room to get them, especially in the modern era, post-Iraq, post-Afghanistan, to admit that it was a failed venture and we shouldn't have bothered.
I would hope so.
I would hope so.
The most generous interpretation you can do is they can say it was good, it's just the way the vets were treated when they got home by the government.
But we didn't win!
That's the most generous thing you can do, right?
I don't know how you could possibly justify that.
Yeah, like all the, all the people and money we threw at the, at that war, like, and we still didn't win, you know, like what are, I mean, I guess there's probably whole books written by, you know, supposed tacticians Monday morning quarterbacking the Vietnam war who said it would have gone, it would have been so much better if only we had, you know.
Killed this many more people in this, like we were dropping fucking napalm on entire villages and we couldn't win that war, man.
Like, I don't, I don't know what, how many more war crimes we could have done.
Yeah, that's all they needed was more war crimes.
And I think they were just, you know, running thin on those.
Have you been seeing like those, those videos are trending right now again of the, of the Vietnam vets recounting the war crimes they committed?
I haven't, no, are they doing it, like, positively?
Like, they don't know that they're on camera?
No, no, no, they're doing it, like, on trial.
Like, they're, like, talking about, like, it seemed like they're just, like, it seems like they're on some sort of podium.
It's not trial trial, but, like, at a... Not trial, but they seem like it's, like, an official, like, document.
They're, like, really saying something, like...
No, they're talking about how it is, like, so fucked up, but they're talking about how normalized it was, and how it was just like, that's just what you had to do.
You just did it, you know?
You just... It was stuff that was, yeah, like, happening regardless of what one person did.
Not to excuse any one person, but I'm just, like... Yeah, it was just probably, like, the natural state of things, and you had to fight to not do it.
Which we know some people did.
Yeah, since before the Vietnam War, colleges have been an incubator for the wrong kind of dissent.
I do love dropping the whole pretense that dissent itself is right and of value and yada yada yada and just admitting... There's a good one, it's just not this one.
Yeah, it's the wrong kind of dissent.
Listen, we're all for don't tread on me, but that's me.
That doesn't mean everybody... I didn't say anything about not treading on you and your stupid ideas.
Yeah.
But we do know that despite their fucking Gadsden flag ripped apart at the back of their pickup truck or whatever, we know that they're, you know, mostly authoritarians by nature.
What we mean by dissent, we mean like going against the country and that like the Civil War was won by the wrong side kind of dissent.
Yeah, so here's another creative one.
First Amendment in New York State.
All one word.
First Amendment in NY State.
I had to read that very slowly to figure out what it is.
It looks like it says First Amendmentinny State.
So stupid.
Says, pour some concrete.
After it hardens, take the chained protesters and attach them to the concrete and chain them to it with chains that can't be broken.
Give them no food or water or shelter and leave them there for a couple of months.
Why a couple of months?
Does he think that that's how long it takes for people to die of without water or shelter?
I mean, the kind of person that you would need, like animantum chains put into the concrete to hold them there.
Those kind of people could maybe last a couple months.
Like this whole, this whole thing.
Every, every, because when I first read pour some concrete, I thought that meant like the same thing, like pour some concrete, right where they're at.
Cement them right into the place.
And I was like, that's, that's pretty gnarly.
And then it just gets like, it's just, every step is so stupid.
It's a little... After it hardened.
It's a little convoluted.
It's a little belabored.
Don't worry, Tony.
At least two other people did say pour cement on them.
Create a statue out of them.
And again, apologies to Palestine Action.
We think you guys... From what I've seen, you rock.
Sorry to highlight this shit, calling for your death.
But, you know, I don't know, it's...
It's worth pointing out, and it's funny how stupid it is to me.
Also, I love the two ones I love is After Hardened and with chains that can't be broken.
The chains they have now, easily breakable.
He covers all his bases because someone's going to say, well, they could just break out of those chains.
If you'll go back to my comment.
I already covered that one.
With chains that can't be broken.
I love... Perhaps with a hex on them.
I love it.
It almost seems like revolutionary language, but for the oppressor.
You know, like a propaganda poster that's like, we're going to put you in chains that can't be broken.
And it's just two fists and the links are like still together on the chains between their arms.
It's like, you know, the only thing we gain is our freedom, you know?
It's like the only thing that we can lose is their captivity.
So, don't break the chains.
We need stronger chains.
Ones that can't be broken.
You have nothing to lose but your chains.
By which I mean, we're gonna keep you naked and in chains.
Without possession.
For a couple months!
Also, in this, I don't think they're supposed to die in this.
I think they're supposed to learn a lesson from this.
I don't even think they're actually dead.
And leave them there for a couple months.
And then there's like an end period.
Alright, you did your time.
You've now been exposed to the elements with no food or water or shelter.
Chained with unbreakable chains.
And you're alive, so I hope you learned your lesson.
I like this because he's just essentially recreating Gaza.
They love putting people in prisons.
They love chaining people to, uh, an area without supplies or resources or, you know, if they have shelter, uh, we'll set, we'll, we'll contact our, uh, EBLIT systems, weapons manufacturer.
We'll, we'll make sure there's no shelter over there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah, man, they love in prison.
This right wing folks love imprisoning people.
It's pretty crazy.
Um, Mike O'Brien says so funny the protester thinks he's being brave space space he's not period space space fact is that he's just another craven little coward trying to score with his fat capital W woke girlfriend His girlfriend thick?
I didn't see the girlfriend.
I mean, good for him, you know?
Hey, honestly, if every once in a while you've got to direct action your way into some pussy, you know?
Who am I?
Who am I?
It's like, fuck, man.
I thought I was going to have to maybe go on a boring mall date or something like that.
Or maybe meet her mom.
But now I'm being investigated by the FBI?
What the frick?
That was fast.
So funny, the protester thinks he's being brave.
What have you done that is braver than this, Mike?
Like, what have you done that's even close to risking imprisonment?
I mean, maybe he was a troop and he did some war crimes, which is, you know, theoretically risking imprisonment.
It's true.
I do like that Mike did give him a girlfriend, which is pretty nice.
That is charitable.
That's usually not the way it goes.
That's true.
You're the fat loser version, but it's like, no, you got a fat woke girlfriend.
He also just assumed Mike, or the protester rather, was straight.
Which is also, wow, that's pretty woke.
That's pretty nice.
It's pretty woke, Mike.
We appreciate you not calling him the F slur.
Thank you.
You know, honestly, though, he might have he might have been maliciously misgendering people this whole entire this whole conversation.
Yeah, he was talking about one of the female protesters there.
Dems are the enemy.
515 says the products of an immoral world.
And you're like, yeah, weapons of war.
Absolutely.
Drone unmanned killing machines.
Absolutely.
The products of an immoral world.
Dot, dot, dot.
Indoctrinated and weaponized.
You're like, I guess the weapons were are weaponized to surrender.
I guess that makes sense.
In the last sentence, not unlike the Hitler youth.
So he's talking about the pro the Palestine action are the products of an immoral world.
Again, not the actual products of an immoral world indoctrinated and weaponized.
Again, not the actual weapons, not unlike the Hitler youth.
That's right.
Yeah.
No noted pacifist, anti-militarist Hitler.
Yeah, I mean, you know the grassroots movement that is, like, Nazis?
It's so stupid, because you could just look at a baseball team and be, like, indoctrinated.
Look at them.
Just, just nothing other going on in their head.
Oh, I catch the ball.
I throw the ball.
I tag the runner.
Look, they're even wearing the same clothing.
Like, that's, that's literally the level of thought you're having here.
You're just gonna let where the ball goes dictate how you respond?
Wow.
Wow.
Not me, free thinker over here.
Uh, yeah, again, like, Dem, uh, yeah, Grelin says you can only eliminate Dem terrorism one way, by eliminating Dems.
This has four upvotes.
Well, I think the Palestinian Action folks might be safe in this one.
I think they're probably not Democrats.
It was also, I think, Code Pink also was part of this demonstration, who may be Democrats.
I don't know.
They are very critical of Democrats, though, so shout out for that, at least.
Yeah, just like just yeah, this is the Fox business comment section call calling for the indiscriminate killings of Democrat like liberals like the most rabid liberals usually don't even do that.
They're usually that I mean, well, I guess they do when it comes to like denying aid to red states or wishing, you know, hurricane deaths on Florida or whatever.
They'll do it that way.
So I guess I spoke too soon.
I still just love that that's what they think a Democrat is still.
They're like, yeah, you know, those Democrats with their, you know, radical direct action, like this is what Democrats do.
It's like, oh my God, if they did anything, that'd be so cool.
Not to get like petty, but it is really like a demonstration of how brainwashed you are if you think that both parties don't.
100% capitulate to Israel and the few politicians who occasionally stop capitulating are called terrorists by you.
Yeah.
Um, well, hold on.
Did, did the Democrats, did the Democratic Party and like the leader and all that, did they denounce these, these people doing these actions?
Uh yeah, not only did they denounce Hamas, they also denounced other politicians who didn't denounce Hamas strongly enough.
So they got their bases covered.
But yeah, it's just fascinating to be able to think like Democrats are anti-Semite.
Like what?
You just like genuinely, you either don't pay attention to politics at all, or you pay way too much attention to a specific like Facebook group or something like that, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just call it calling for eliminating Dems.
I don't I don't think I have a funny one.
Oh, yeah, though.
I'll read this one last.
Yeah.
My name's not Jethro.
Because I there was another reply that I wanted to read to this.
But yeah, my name's not Jethro.
It's pretty funny.
And traitors deserve to be shot.
Are you one of them?
What are you fucking going to do, man?
Like I, I, oh, you're scaring me.
Oh no, I'm not a traitor, sir.
Like, uh, but then regular Patriot down here says that works two ways.
Orhitej, which is Jethro spelled backwards.
Uh-huh.
Okay, I don't... Uh-huh.
Does he think he's like banishing them by saying it backwards?
I'm not sure.
And then he says, BTW, is quote, Jethro a Hamas code word?
If I, if I, hey, if I say this word backwards, it kind of sounds a bit Arabic.
See, it's like that Simpsons episode.
I mean, what hasn't Simpsons predicted at this point?
But if I say Jethro backwards, that's Ortej, which sounds pretty fucking Middle Eastern to me.
Doesn't sound English, tell you that much.
I'll tell you that much, goddammit.
All right, let's move on.
So yeah, shout out Palestine Action.
Yeah, real quick, just again on this weapons manufacturing story, like you see this supposed anti-corporate, anti-global capitalism, you know, they don't say capitalism, they think it's communism.
But the sort of profiteering that these corporations are doing off of, you know, the world's resources, you know, and they'll they'll say something like, well, it's they're trying to, like, get all of those resources so that they can have a monopoly on it or something like that.
If they even would say monopoly, they don't necessarily think the idea of profiting off of resources in and of itself is bad.
But they will, you know, they have these criticisms for like BlackRock and for Other multinational corporations that are involved in all kinds of, you know, not illicit, but like immoral, genuinely immoral stuff.
But when the rubber hits the road, when we're talking about this actual manufacturing company or that manufacturing company, These people love them.
They're too militaristic to ever genuinely be against a dominant, powerful force like any one of these multinational corporations.
That's their dream, is to be that dominant, national, powerful force.
So they just pretend they don't like it when it doesn't benefit them, essentially.
How can you just be a normal person In general.
And be like, oh, weapons manufacturers are good.
You know?
Because weapons manufacturers don't celebrate Pride Month.
Because weapons manufacturers are just making money.
They're not trying to groom kids.
I think they literally do.
I think like... No, they absolutely literally... Oh, you mean like they actually do put out statements and stuff?
Yeah, I typed in woke Raytheon into a search engine and the first result was an article from National Center for Public Policy Research.
Raytheon doubles down on woke policies.
Again, this is just like training documents.
That reveal that the company has been asking employees to quote identify their privilege Which is crazy because yeah when your boss tells you when you get a worksheet from management that says Identify your privilege and then they also just hand you the answer key as well That's scary.
It's really scary to think that I I could answer incorrectly about wokeness Um, and have my job be in jeopardy because we know how seriously these companies take, uh, equity and diversity and inclusion.
And it's just, it's, it's scary, but not, not, not just like a normal person.
Right.
And be like, yeah, I'm against like more profiteers.
Right.
That's like one of the oldest villains in the fucking book.
That's like their beef with the anti-Semitic conspiracy theory is that You know, that cabal is like war profiteers.
Yeah, it's bad.
It's very bad when people profit off of wars.
I wish you cared about it.
When anybody else is doing it, and even in this case, it's an Israeli person doing it and still nothing.
Not that I would want them to oppose it for anti-Semitic reasons, but like Jesus Christ, like it's, it's just funny how backward they bent over because it's, you know what?
It's because it's protesters doing it.
If you could get like the US military to go in there and shut, shut this down, or like maybe like, Uh, linemen.
You know, like union linemen go in and empty out Raytheon headquarters.
I bet it, honestly, I bet they would be more supportive, which is why I'm saying we need to get cis, straight, white men at the front of this movement.
And I've been saying it from the beginning.
You know who'd probably be really good at cutting off resources to that building?
Linemen.
You know, take a page out of Israel's playbook, you know?
I'm just kidding about a lot of that stuff I just said.
But it fascinated me.
Fascinated me.
me anyway okay let's move on last thing I wanted to talk about we ran long on that segment Um, so, uh, we're just going to talk about the Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis feud.
And by which I mean the Ron DeSantis, Donald Trump feud, because I don't know that Donald Trump has even noticed that they're feuding at the moment.
Uh, have, have you seen this, Tony?
Have you heard about this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good.
Alright, so this is still related to Israel's current attack on Gaza.
Ron DeSantis tweeted out, terrorists have murdered at least 1,200 Israelis and 22 Americans and are holding more hostage.
So it is absurd that anyone, much less someone running for president, would choose now to attack our friend and ally, Israel, much less praise Hezbollah terrorists as, quote, very smart, Who do you think he's talking about, Tony?
That's amazing.
I guess I said that he was feuding with Trump.
Yeah.
Can you believe this?
Can you believe that Donald Trump called someone very smart, Tony?
I don't think I've ever heard him say this in every speech he's ever given.
Yeah.
He doesn't even know who he's saying it about anymore.
It's okay, dude.
Uh, as president, I will stand with Israel and treat terrorists like the scum that they are.
Wow.
This guy really doesn't like terrorists.
Fuck.
Not a fan.
Yeah, I'm gonna- He's gonna bring it- He's gonna really give it to terrorists.
Finally, someone's gonna give it to terrorists.
I'm gonna add another segment to the giant thermometer I have next to Ron DeSantis' name on the- on my wall for this comment.
This is my hates terrorism gauge.
Nikki Haley, she's pretty close though, I gotta say.
That broad hates some fucking terrorists.
Listen, I'm proposing a War on Terrorism 2.
I mean, let's face it, let's face it.
World War 2 was a little more popular than World War 1.
Imagine the War on Terrorism 2.
Yeah, we've learned so much from our mistakes that I think we can effectively do them all again.
Uh, but yeah, when those thermometers fill up, that means we can afford to go on another field trip to the Middle East.
Yeah, so let's listen to this video of Donald Trump praising terrorists.
And then two nights ago, I read all of Biden's security people.
Can you imagine?
National defense people.
And they said, gee, I hope Hezbollah doesn't attack from the north because that's the most vulnerable spot.
I said, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You know, Hezbollah's very smart.
They're all very smart.
The press doesn't like when they say it.
You know, I said that President Xi of China, 1.4 billion people, he controls it with an iron fist.
I said he's a very smart man.
They killed me the next day.
I said he was smart!
What am I gonna say?
He's already fucking dunking on you, Ron DeSantis, in this clip that you posted of it.
He fucking knew you were going to do this shit, dude.
He's already, he's like lying.
Ron, just like CNN is just like those pathetic libs are going to say he's, he's cozying up to terrorists because he met with Kim Jong-un.
Dude, Trump really said jump and then DeSantis said how high right here.
It's wild.
He walked right into this.
This gives me even less confidence in him as a president.
Less confidence in Ron DeSantis?
Oh, you had some confidence in Ron DeSantis as a president.
I did.
I had a little bit.
I thought maybe he wasn't, you know...
This is just sad.
This man's never played chess.
It's so funny that his big attack on Trump is exactly the same attack that Rachel Maddow did when Trump went to North Korea.
Yeah.
Very funny.
Let's keep listening to Trump.
But Hezbollah, they're very smart.
And they have a national defense minister or somebody saying, "I hope Hezbollah doesn't attack us from the north." So the following morning they attacked.
They might not have been doing it, but if you listen to this jerk, you would attack from the north because...
I love how that's his example of why Hezbollah would be very smart is because they read a tweet.
Somebody did saying, please don't attack from the north.
And they were like, Hey God, I think maybe we should attack from the north.
Bro.
You are so smart for thinking that.
I just want to say like, I know we got a whole mission to do right now, but thank you.
Wanted to pause.
Thank you.
This is your moment.
Thank you.
Soak it in.
I was feeling pretty bigly when I came up with that one.
Hezbollah's just in the north.
Hezbollah's just north of Israel.
So, yeah, I mean, I don't think the defense department or whatever, a general, a general's assistant, she had pink hair.
Not very nice.
Said, hey, pretty please don't attack from the- Anyway, that's how stupid we are.
Can you believe how stupid we are, Tony?
It's hard to believe, but you know, here we are.
He said that's our weak spot.
About 15 seconds- He said that's our weak spot!
That jerk!
Imagine getting called a jerk by Trump.
Oh, I guess this was an Israeli defense guy.
Sorry, not an American defense guy.
So, we're not stupid this time.
It's Israel who's stupid.
Sorry, what did you say, Tony?
I just, I love that he called him a jerk.
This jerk.
It was all over and we did it, but I'll never forget.
I'll never forget that baby Netanyahu.
He looks, he look at how low his head is getting.
He's, he's looking his age.
Like he has no neck in this.
Maybe he's leaning over pretty far, but it looks like his neck is, uh, what do you, like telescoping back into, uh, you know, a shorter version of itself.
Cause it's, yeah.
He's doing a different hairstyle.
His hair is a little different than it used to be.
It is a little messier?
He's doing like a low thing now.
And there's a reason why you don't see those tilt memes anymore.
Because my man is leaning.
My man is leaning onto that left shoulder real crazy.
He doesn't look good.
Yeah, have we seen him walk around?
I just, you know, I just saw him playing fucking golf.
Oh, okay.
Like a month ago.
You can't play golf with that bad of a shoulder.
I would imagine.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
He's got his head buried in his shoulders, and he's talking like this.
And we did it.
And we did it.
You would attack from the north because he said that's our weak spot.
About 15 seconds later, it was all over, and we did it.
But I'll never forget.
I'll never forget that B.B. Netanyahu let us down.
That was a very terrible thing.
I will say that.
And so when I see sometimes the intelligence, you talk about the intelligence or you talk about.
OK, let's go back to the Bibi Netanyahu thing before we get into talking about the intelligence.
So so the thing is what they're accusing, they're accusing Trump.
And I think this is this is accurate.
They're accusing Trump of criticizing Bibi out of personal spite because Netanyahu congratulated Biden on his presidency, on his win of the 2020 election, which does sound right.
I do think I remember reading something about how mad Team Trump was about that tweet.
And it's funny because what he's doing now, he's not saying, he's not being anti-Israel.
He's saying that Israel should have done a better job defending themselves.
They should have made themselves less vulnerable.
So he wants, he's not saying he does not want Israel to exist.
He's just saying that they took an L because maybe their leadership's a little bit of a failure because they bigged up the wrong guy.
It's funny.
That's like one of the things that is, uh, attractive about about a Trump or a Trump figure is he'll just say whatever at an opera, you know, for an opportunistic reason that aligns with his particular, you know, whatever is gambit or whatever is, however he feels about it is.
And so he'll occasionally say really cool shit, really funny stuff because he's willing to just say whatever in the moment that is the most oppositional or that is the funniest.
And sometimes those, those things happen to be good.
Yeah, he's really good at that.
He doesn't have the self-policing aspect of all the other figures, like Ron DeSantis, for instance.
It's very funny to see Ron try and police him.
Be like, listen, Trump, you're too much of a loose cannon to be president.
You're actually too much of a lone wolf and a live wire and a maverick, somebody who Doesn't play by the rules and kind of gets what he wants no matter what?
Who's on Rhonda Sanchez's team, man?
Someone's gotta help this guy out.
This is a bad look.
There's this weird-looking lady named Christina Pasha, who's his, I think, Either campaign manager or communications director.
She's on Team DeSantis and then I don't know anybody else.
Oh, I take that back.
I do know one guy who's on it.
Burt Macklin.
Blue check.
Oh, I remember.
So stupid.
And his, his ad is, oh yeah, his ad is Bert Macklin underscore FBI.
Uh, and this is of course, uh, the character that Andy, I can't remember his last name, from Parks and Recreation, Chris Pratt's character.
Who was a more comedic figure than his now modern operator disgruntled vet character that he plays now.
This was him doing a joke about being a cool FBI.
It was his alter ego was Burt Macklin, FBI, which is such a funny joke.
So funny.
And what's even funnier is that somebody named their Twitter after it.
And got verified!
They got verified.
So now I think that this is the real Burt Macklin.
Well, there's a picture of him.
That's a profile picture.
That's Burt Macklin.
I know what he looks like.
I watched the show.
That's him.
He replies, good on DeSantis to call this out.
This is leadership.
Totally, dude.
I totally believe that this is leadership.
It feels so much like leadership.
Being so petty.
That's a leader.
Salute to that person.
Wow.
So good.
You're really getting crumbs here.
And then I went over to Burt Macklin's timeline.
Yeah.
He had Team DeSantis in his bio.
And I went over to his timeline.
And it's just him retweeting people who are calling him a huge fucking loser.
Awesome.
And he's like, got more fan mail today.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, that rules.
Dust off the haters, Burt.
He knows what's up.
You can't face him.
When everybody's calling you a fucking loser, you know you're doing something right?
You know you're doing something right.
I feel bad for Burt Macklin, because Burt Macklin's gonna meet somebody and be like, just so you know, I'm Burt Macklin, FBI on Twitter.
And they'd be like, no you're not.
That's Burt Macklin.
Right.
And this is the one thing you've achieved?
And you can't even take credit for it?
That's brave.
I think that's right.
It's the right thing to do because Burt Macklin's an idea.
He's not you.
I mean, it's you who's upholding that idea and that should be reward enough.
Does he do an admin reveal?
I don't know.
I haven't seen an admin reveal yet.
Man, maybe we even get the Tootsies.
There's one more video of Ron DeSantis that's really good.
Oh my god, yeah, hell yeah, he did the lick- lip lick.
Fuck yeah, I didn't- yeah!
Right at the start of his own video!
He licks his lips!
So good!
Dude, you can't do a lick lip when people think that there's lizard people.
Ron DeSantis not have a weird facial tic challenge undefeated.
Oh yeah, no way.
Ron's facial tics are batting a thousand right now.
He's just getting shut out.
There's no beating the weird face allegations.
I understand the soap opera.
Let me zoom in on that for you, buddy.
It's so good.
I understand the stuff.
It's so fast.
It legit looks like a lizard.
It looks like a gecko.
It looks just like my lizard.
It looks just like my lizard.
Sir, I just wanted to ask you how you're going to fight the globalists.
Did you blink a third eyelid?
Did I see that?
Did it go across, not up and down?
I understand.
The soap opera drama, are you saying that is Donald Trump?
I mean, he... Sorry, one more.
He licks his lips and then smacks his lips together afterwards.
And then there's a wild series of blinks, like...
Are you saying that is Donald Trump?
I mean, he has he has praised Hezbollah saying they're very smart.
OK, so he says you talked about how you didn't like the drama on the campaign.
Are you talk?
This is Neil Cavuto.
Who's this guy?
It's sure.
I don't think it's Neil.
It's a it's a Fox News guy.
They're on Fox News.
It's one of their you know, he's been with them for like probably 15 years at this point.
I remember this guy.
He's like setting him up for anti-Trump stuff.
It's pretty funny.
He's like, hey, Ron, let's let's be real here.
Let's get to the nitty gritty.
When you said drama on the campaign, were you talking about Donald Trump's absurd?
Yeah.
So that's that's what the context for for this is.
I understand the soap opera drama.
Are you saying that is Donald Trump?
I mean, he has he has praised Hezbollah saying they're very smart.
Amongst others, yeah.
I mean, I think, yeah, I think.
Again, I can't help but nitpick this.
Like, this is fascinating to me because.
He says he praised Donald Trump, praised Hezbollah.
That's like the Fox News lead or whatever.
And then he goes on to list more things that Donald Trump has done that are bad, but Ron just like interrupts him, just like jumps right in and doesn't even let the host finish indicting the candidate that he's running against.
That's just how bad this campaign is.
Let him do the work, bro.
Let him do the work.
How do you feel about those comments?
Oh, how do you feel now?
So with the BB attacking BB was a huge mistake and he harbors resentment to BB because BB congratulated Biden after the 2020 election.
So it was personal for him to come out and take shots at BB just days after Israel had suffered the worst terrorist attack in its history.
A leader should rise above that, even if you have personal grievances, rise above that, show solidarity, and do what's best for the overall effort.
So you aren't going to see me taking pot shots at these leaders, especially leaders that have been strong allies of the United States of America.
What you don't want to do is you don't want to nitpick over words and small petty details.
You want a leader who looks at the bigger picture, unlike Trump when he said that Hezbollah was smart.
What's funny is I thought we were kind of doing like a I'm not gonna put respect on his name by calling him B.B.
I thought that's kind of what we were doing.
But he's said B.B.
like seven times now, just B.B.
and B.B.
and critical of B.B.
And I didn't know that you could just do it like that.
Yeah.
I was trying to be rude, but I guess I wasn't.
No, B.B.
is an affectionate name for him, I believe.
I believe that's like, that's a friend, friendly name.
Are you saying because it sounds gay?
So you thought we were calling him gay this whole time?
No, because it's not his whole name.
You wouldn't say Joe.
I would say Tony.
I know, but you wouldn't say Joe.
Joe for who?
Biden, exactly.
You would say Joe if he were your friend.
He wouldn't say Joe.
No, because that's his enemy.
He likes BB, Net, and Yahoo.
No one says Joe.
They would say President Biden.
No, Obama would say Joe.
Obama would for sure.
Obama gets to because that's Obama's son.
Because they were friends.
Obama gets to do it.
Because they were such close friends.
Who else do we know?
He gets to do it because that's his son.
Who else do we know that I could point to?
If Joe Biden has another friend, that guy can call him Joe.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like I was trying to be more informal.
I was trying to be informal in a rude way.
Yeah, I get what you were trying to do.
Like when I call Obama Barry.
Yeah, that's how you call it.
That's the offensive nickname you give to Barack Obama is Barry.
Yeah, I can't think of anything else.
As president, I will focus on what's best for the American people, like what Donald Trump said.
Yep.
In his off-the-cuff speech.
Everybody hates him.
I mean, some people are trying, like Proud Elephant says, what happened to the Donald Trump that we all knew and loved from 2016?
That man is clearly not here anymore.
I miss the old Trump, you know?
The guy who didn't say things like, ISIS, they're very smart, but we're smarter, or our generals are worded.
When hasn't Donald Trump said the inappropriate thing?
I love pretending like that's not the reason everybody likes him.
Yeah, I mean, we miss it.
That's why we want him back on Twitter, you know?
Yeah, but no other otherwise everybody else is telling Ron DeSantis to quit Quit his campaign.
I Love like I saw a couple people who were like, ooh Yeah, I like it when Ron takes off the gloves Yeah, I like it when when Ron DeSantis fights like his life is a lot like no shit.
I I was like, oh shit, I guess this is leadership.
This is what leadership looks like.
Yeah, I found it.
You shouldn't have time for that if you're a leader.
Yeah.
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Could be anybody's game right now.
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