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Oct. 12, 2023 - Minion Death Cult
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Why is he naked? Who wants to see a naked dude? Not me at all. (preview)

This week we finally throw off our shackles, stand up straight, and flick off that goddamn jackass who's always on our TV Also: Israel begins its punishing assault on Gaza, killing hundreds, including hundreds of children. We address the 9/11 style bloodthirsty fervor gripping the US and respond to pro-Israel arguments in the media. Finally: There's another Biden penis in town and we all have to see it for some reason. Support the show for only $5/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get 2 bonus episodes a week plus 20% off all merch PLUS immediate access to hundreds of bonus episodes--all in your podcast app or browser

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We were taught that since 9-11 happened, you know, when we were youths.
We were taught, like, oh, you know, 9-11 happened because God told them to do that, too.
Like, that was what we started with.
Yeah.
You know, and like, yeah, they've been told that and they still believe that.
They still believe that, like, every little kid in Palestine who's, like, you know, at the SkatePal program learning how to drop in is only learning how to drop in so they can better become terrorists later on.
Yeah, they're going to cross the border on skateboards next time.
They're going to Tony Hawk over the containment.
Yeah, the scout terrorist is going to jump, is going to backside air off of the hastily built quarter pipe they've constructed.
Grind on the top of the border fence, which will then destroy it as he's grinding through.
Each one of the links, the ties that brings the chain link to the pole snaps off behind him and it just unrolls for everybody else to jump in.
And for some reason when he hit the last pin, it does explode explode.
Sir, we are getting reports that the enemy has spelled SKAT.
He's calling for E!
He's gonna hit E anymore, but we don't know what to do!
This combo's so sick, oh no!
Uh, General Boswell, you're our last line of defense.
I want you to guard this secret tape with your life.
Take it.
If he's in a special, you won't be able to stop him.
You better hope he's not in a special.
Oh God, our worst fears are confirmed.
Ali the Magic Bum has joined up with Hamas.
He's joined forces.
He's teleporting within our borders.
Don't let him sleep.
You gotta wake him up.
If he's asleep, you gotta wake him up.
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