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Uh, did you see President Trump purchased a Glock in South Carolina, Tony?
According to Stephen Chung, one of his campaign managers.
I heard.
Very exciting.
Yeah.
It's so fucking cool, man.
I think it's pretty fucking cool.
The first, first president to have a gun, I think.
I think so.
That is funny.
Also, is this his first gun?
I don't think this is his first.
I think maybe this is his first gun.
He has mad guns.
They're just like real dirty.
No, he's never even shot it.
Maybe he shot a gun.
Maybe.
He shot a person.
He has shot a person.
It's been in a controlled environment, if he has.
It's been on some kind of course, if he did.
It's under emails as a safari.
That's how you can find where that happened.
Yeah, no, I guess you haven't heard the whole story, Tony.
President Trump actually didn't purchase a gun.
For one, it would be illegal for him to do so, apparently.
I think more than just the liberal usual usual.
We got him now.
What he did was technically against the rules or whatever.
There is a law that says you can't purchase a firearm if you're under felony indictment for a crime that would land you greater than one year in prison.
Yeah, that makes sense, actually.
That's what I was thinking.
I was like, is that a law?
But I mean, yeah, that makes that's that that makes sense.
Yeah.
Well, why would they have this happen?
How does happen that you just had one or you just had a gun story?
Yeah.
He's at Palmetto State Armory, which is like a huge firearms and ammunition distributor.
He's at their shop and one of his campaign managers, or maybe this is a guy who works for Palmetto State Armory.
He's holding that gun like he does not work for Palmetto State Armory because he's holding it like he's pinching it between.
Like you would be holding it to try and not leave a fingerprint on it somewhat, but he's holding the handle.
And it's like, I guess, to emphasize that his fingers aren't on the trigger.
But that's you don't hold a gun delicately between your pinched.
But he's also weird.
He's also holding it straight out.
So he's like pointing it to their, their right, but it's like torso height, which is also not how you handle a firearm.
Everything about it.
So it's yeah, it's like this is also this guy's like first time holding a gun everything about this is so weird Donald Trump is giving a thumbs up to the gun and I love I love this still part of the video.
I just kind of must have grabbed it by mistake earned by you know happenstance but He's him giving this thumbs up to the gun reminds me so much of him hugging the flag.
I Yeah.
Yeah.
Like this.
It's like big ups to an inanimate object like pointing.
I think that is like equivalent.
Like if you hug the flag, you do thumb up the gun.
Yeah.
You point at the Bible.
Yep.
It's this is just in a long line of American props for Trump.
That he can point out and go, you you fucking love that you love that I'm next to this.
You love that I'm just I'm.
Yeah.
Not only am I next to it, I'm approving of it.
Take that to the bank, baby.
Also, it's like, look how cool I am.
I'm cool with it.
I like this.
Totally been around guns before.
Trump does not touch the gun that I've seen in this video.
He doesn't handle the gun and he didn't buy the gun.
Oh, is that, is that Greg?
No.
Is that Greg Gutfeld?
Right?
No, that's just a different guy.
It's really pixelated.
Hard to tell.
I don't think Trump's ever fired a gun.
Maybe he's fired a gun when he was younger.
He doesn't seem like the type.
Yeah, you're right.
He handles money.
He's not the muscle.
He hires the muscle.
And he's such a weirdo anyways.
You just never really know.
He's just such a weird guy.
It's like sex.
I can't picture him having sex or being a sexual being.
I can't picture him firing a weapon.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, 'cause that's like what, you know, that's how they always equate it to, people always equate it to, you know, it's like, yeah, I don't see him wanting that desire either.
Like I said, I think that he's like, requested death and it happened.
He doesn't need to like shoot a gun.
We should also say that this is the Trump 45 Glock.
Oh, have you seen it, Tony?
I should show it to you, please.
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