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I think most of their support does not come from me.
It comes from other billionaire sources, but listen to this.
Here we go, baby.
They unearthed a Matt Walsh speaking about teenage pregnancy.
They went after Matt.
He's just speaking about how fertile teenagers are.
This is just science.
I see I see teenagers passing surgical steel balls all the time.
Oh, my God.
Um.
Yeah, I mean, he's the freak who is obsessed with the genitalia of children and adults alike.
It's no wonder he's fucking also talking about how fertile teen girls are.
They went after Matt Walsh, who's doing, as I've said a million times, he's doing God's work going after this transgender butchery of children.
The only reason they're going after Matt is because he is effective and because he is the only person successfully exposing their transgender madness.
The left, they're not interested in investigating children's hospitals that literally castrate and butcher children.
They're only interested in investigating middle-aged men talking about the fertility of teenagers.
Talking about how 16-year-olds should be considered adults.
The dick writing is crazy.
And now they're convinced they've found their kill shot against me by using the same method they always use to find things that were done and said years ago which can be used to defame and they hope silence me today.
I love that part so much.
They're using the same tactic they've always used.
My own words.
Yeah.
By using the same method, they always define things that- Printing and publishing something I said.
Yeah, just playing a clip of a video that I put out there.
...said years ago, which can be used to defame, and they hope, silence me today.
The thing is, you can't cancel Matt Walsh.
What happens when you pose a threat to the establishment?
We are talking about... Yeah, the age of consent warlocks circle the wagons and demand, burn him at the stake for daring challenge orthodoxy that the age of consent should be 18.
It's so wild like watching them just like really go hard for this like I like I thought that they saw him as a peer but in this they see him as like the guy.
Well, they I mean, it's a bad thing to be caught saying or caught tweeting, especially when you're already like a kind of viewed as a huge creep.
Not only are you viewed as a huge creep, but one of the things you're most famous for is calling other people groomers and calling other people creeps.
And now there's audio of you.
Talking about what you want, what you think should happen to 16-year-old girls, man.
And these are all people, everybody we've heard talking is Candace Owens, Parker Bradley, or whatever her name is, Michael Knowles.
These are all people employed at the Daily Wire.
Yeah.
So, I mean, Matt Walsh is probably their biggest pundit, aside from Ben Shapiro.
So, of course, they had to rally around this guy.
When you talk about lowering the age of consent and all you get back is that fluoride stare.
Free thinkers when you talk about lowering the age of consent.
and all you get back is that fluoride stare. - Yeah. - Oh, and free thinkers when you talk about lowering the age of consent.
I disagree. - It's like you don't want a bunch of fine print underneath your sticker that says, "Kill your local pedophile." You don't want a bunch of fine print of local international stashers.
Talking about things they don't want to talk about.
I'm so proud that Matt Wall.
He literally just said we're talking about things they don't want us to talk about.
That's correct.
That that one's actually true.
You shouldn't be talking about this stuff.
Yeah.
Walsh, as a friend and colleague, has been looking into these hospitals locally.
Walsh should get out there and say, I want to apologize to each and every killer of babies and mutilator of young people for not adopting their satanic morality as my own.
So that's it.
They have to go so hard.
They're like, listen, at least he's not an actual demon.
Yeah, because he's going after actual demons.
Satan himself.
Like, don't don't let Matt Walsh around hospitals.
Here's a fucking 70 year old wrinkled penis to talk about how, oh yeah, Matt should apologize to the demons and Satanists for not taking on their baby killing and raping ideology as one of his own.
Yeah.
And me as the audience, I'm like, oh yeah, totally.
I get that.
True.
True.
You know, that's cool.
He's thorough.
You know, he kept it, he kept it a buck.
Okay, another one here in these comments.
Nicholas said, nah, they're done in England, so the royal family is done in England.
The Queen was kept around because she was a relic of pre-American colonized Britain.
No way are the population going to keep shelling out for her pedo kids, especially when it's a poor country now.
Uh, Chris responds, had to laugh at your comment.
Everything you said is incorrect and only a vegetable would think like that.
Only a vegetable?
One, Andrew is not a pedo.
She was of legal age in UK.
There you go again.
She was of legal age in UK.
It's immoral, not illegal.
Get your facts straight.
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