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We took a much-needed weekend off, so here's our episode on the writer's strike We address critiques of the Writer's Guild strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers’ strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chance to shine? Also: it’s more doorbell discourse when a weather-tracking Facebook page warns parents not to let their kids ring other people’s doorbells or else he might shoot them. Music: Mogwai - Simon Ferocious Pig Destroyer - The American’s Head ------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.
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And I'm Tony Boswell.
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How you doing, Tony?
How you been?
What's your week like?
It's been a decent week.
You know, kid has school.
School's been fun.
We made a fool's decision today and decided, for some reason we decided not to go play basketball today.
I don't know what happened, but we decided not to play basketball.
And then ever since that moment came where it was just too late to go play basketball, we've been mad at ourselves all day.
So that's kind of what we're dealing with over here.
It's been rough.
It's been rough.
And she has a dentist appointment in the morning.
It's just been rough.
She's going to be up all night.
You didn't run that energy off her.
I know, I know, I know.
It's okay.
I have her just digging a hole in nowhere right now, outside.
I'm really annoyed with work right now because, uh, so we have our negotiations, uh, between Teamsters and UPS ongoing right now.
And I think that's why, uh, the company is cracking down on various, uh, various things they haven't really given a fuck about because they don't make sense.
They're mostly just weapons of, of Discipline, you know.
Don't like that.
Now they're enforcing the rule where I have to bring my personal bag and my lunchbox in through security to put it in my truck, which then drives out through security to the parking lot where my car is.
Before, I was just, you know, it's a big-ass lunchbox, which is, I guess, kind of my fault.
But, you know, you want a multi-purpose lunchbox.
You want one that you can, you know, take to the beach or the lake or whatever, as well as on your lunch break.
So now I have to lug this fucking lunchbox in through security.
I have to open it up.
I have to show them the contents of my lunchbox.
I have to show them the contents of my bag.
Now, I bought a tote bag.
I bought a tactical tote bag from Carhartt.
You know, it's a man's tote bag.
Good.
But I still gotta open that shit up.
I gotta move everything around.
Here are my tissues.
Can I bring my tissues in?
Is that okay with you?
Oh, here's my... Are they like, oh, are you gonna be a crybaby?
Do you need your tissues for being a little crybaby?
Is that what they tell you?
Yeah, when I... Here's my dental flossers.
I might accidentally poke my eye with a dental flosser and then I'll need the tissues to wipe the tears away.
Uh, so, extremely annoying.
It's like, you trust me with, what, like, a $60,000 vehicle, and then thousands of dollars of, uh, UPS-protected, you know, merchandise and contents every fucking day, and you're gonna make me bring my bag in through secu- If I wanted to steal shit, I wouldn't be...
Bringing it from my car to the truck or from the truck to the car in the parking lot, guys.
Give me a little credit.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, do they want you?
Do they want you to stop at your car on the way out?
That seems that seems invasive.
Seems like a waste of their time.
No, they don't want.
They think I'm going to steal something if I stop at my car on the way out.
So stupid.
Yeah.
So and it just it just slows down the like I've always been mad.
At the guys who bring in, like, a tactical backpack with eight pockets on it.
It's like, oh, this pocket is for my extra corded earbuds that are with the left one doesn't work.
Oh, this is just in cases, this pocket, this one's for lint.
I keep all my lint in there, you know, like, and so I got to stand behind these guys unzipping every pocket.
Well, now I'm that guy.
You know, now I, now I'm that guy.
And that's what really makes me mad.
That is upsetting.
Have you thought about maybe just, like, um, like, boofing your lunch?
Just... I mean, I think that maybe you should pivot from, like, uh, from sandwiches to wraps.
And, uh, that would help.
Yeah, it's the bag of sour cream and ruffles that's going to be difficult.
Yeah, yeah.
It sucks because it's going to be really hard to maintain a whole chip that way.
Those corners on that bag.
Not good.
No, no good.
No good at all.
But they're making you do that.
That's what they're pushing you to.
Yeah.
That's super annoying.
I hate just like... It's petty is what it is.
It's just fucking... It's just petty.
Sean O'Brien, I demand this new contract.
Allow me to go to my car.
That's a fucking strike term.
That is a strike offense if we do not get that passed in this contract.
Yeah.
I think he's going to hear this, so this is going to help.
I like that.
Elimination of the 224 job, and also I don't have to bring my lunch pail through security.
Those are two big strike issues.
Awesome.
They're also making you say the word lunch pail out loud, which is, that's kind of fucked up in itself.
Yeah, did I say lunch pail?
Yeah, yeah.
I meant box.
It's not your fault.
Hey, no, listen, it's not your fault.
I meant box.
It's a lunch box.
You know, yeah, that's not, it's not, they're doing this to you.
This is fucked up.
They're trying to emasculate you and it's not, it's not okay.
I should get a lunch pail.
That'll be easier.
Yeah.
A little thermos inside of it.
I feel like, I feel like Young's Pails were so hard when, like, I don't know why I haven't incorporated that into my regular life.
Just pack a lunch pail and go on a walk.
I always liked a brown paper bag.
I thought the brown paper bag was, like, the ideal.
That's, that, you know, the lunch pail, it feels, like, gross.
It feels, like, dirty, and you're reusing a thermos, you know, for the last, like, three years?
I don't know about that.
Yeah.
I agree with you.
I think that the peak carrier is the brown paper bag.
There's a whole lot of factors there.
I mean, they do have really nice ones.
Like, my kids got one that's nicely insulated.
We put a little ice pack in there.
And I do wrap the sandwich in brown paper.
And that's my little... That's my little touch there.
They would probably fuck that up!
They would make me move my sandwich, and my sandwich would get a little unwrapped, and it would never be wrapped the same.
Yeah, I mean if that's parchment paper, the sandwich is sliding right out of it.
Yeah, no.
It's sandwich paper.
What is sandwich paper?
Um, it's paper that you get from like Smart and Final and it's like 2,000 sheets in like a box and it's the, it's the, it's like the same stuff from like Subway that's not labeled Subway, it's just brown.
Is it waxed?
No.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It's just big and thin.
Okay, weird.
I use paper towels to wrap my sandwich.
I have those, um, those, those Select-a-Size paper towels, you know, you could like tear them in half.
Most people that have what I have have failed catering things or did dumb pop-ups at one point in their life.
That's why I have dumb things like this.
Yeah, I guess I'm just not a failure.
Exactly.
You're selecting sizes of paper towels.
That's a baller-ass move.
Alright, well, uh, big news today as, uh, I guess it happened last night, technically.
The Writers Guild of America, uh, went on strike.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, uh, that's, I mean, we, they knew it was coming.
They, they, they could have avoided this.
It's been a while now.
We've, uh, they've, they've been coming out pretty strong saying we're going to do this and they're doing it.
I saw someone post, like, people who don't think this is a big deal, we're not watching Heroes.
Right, Heroes, famously a victim of the last writer's strike.
What, 07?
Somewhere around there?
Yeah, and it took, people didn't, I mean, I was, I think I was, maybe wasn't paying as much attention, but I remember that and being like, this was a cool show and now it's a bad show.
Like immediately.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
There's a lot of shows in the balance right now.
Yeah, I'm not sure if it was ever good.
Can't attest to that.
I know the main guy was named Hero, so that's kind of cool.
That's a mark of a good show, I think.
So it's got one in its column there.
Yeah, I watched a video of what Conan was doing last Rider's Strike, which was seeing how long he could spin his wedding ring on his desk with a lot of fanfare from the band and from like his production assistants and things like that.
Pretty funny.
I mean, he's a... That's awesome.
He's a funny guy.
It was... I saw the... I don't want to get too... I'm just a little confused about how like They were like, he was so good, you know, he was so supportive of the writer's strike.
And I guess that means he didn't hire scabs to write.
But if you're still doing the show, that almost feels like crossing a picket line.
I guess the writers don't consider it that to be that, but.
That was weird.
I mean, I don't remember how it was, but if it was to kind of, like, show, like, look how bad this is without people.
If it was, like, for that... Well, he failed.
Listen, I'm, like, barely a talent here.
People remember how good he was during that time.
So, mission not accomplished.
Damn, damn.
We're still dealing with his ass.
Yeah, I think he's good.
I'm not talking shit.
It just seems like...
You don't do the show if you don't have writers for the show, but I don't know.
Yeah.
You turn it into an improv hour.
I guess that doesn't count as crossing a picket line.
But yeah, I'm reading here from Democracy Now, who interviewed Brittany Nichols, a writer for Abbott Elementary, and she's also heavily involved in the Writers Guild Union.
Yeah, thousands of screenwriters behind Hollywood movies and TV shows are on strike as of midnight on Tuesday.
The Writers Guild of America says its members are struggling to make a living as rates have fallen and writers have less job security, even as the streaming era has led to an explosion in TV and film production.
The strike is set to bring most TV production to a halt immediately, with some films also likely to be delayed if the impasse continues.
The WGA previously went on strike in 07 to 08, which lasted a hundred days.
Pretty long strike.
Yeah.
And had a significant impact on the entertainment industry.
Quote, we are demanding that this industry be one that can sustain a career, says Brittany Nichols, captain for Writers Guild of America West and a writer on Abbott Elementary.
The studios have devalued our contributions.
They have shifted the industry to prioritize streaming while not making sure that our pay reflects those changes.
Yeah, she did probably the most concise explanation of that that I had seen where she did explain, like, listen, the reason why your shows are not on streaming anymore is because they don't want to pay writers royalties.
They don't want to pay back and stuff.
So they're not paying back and stuff.
And so the shows you love are getting taken down because they don't want to pay us and they're not paying us.
Um, and yeah, it's it's pretty it's pretty extreme.
And I don't know, I guess just like the streaming.
I don't know.
Like, I'm happy they're finally addressing this because it's been going on for a while now.
This type of thing.
Yeah, well, they've been trying to negotiate with the studios, and the studios are either returning sort of untenable counter-proposals, or they're just not countering anything.
They're just saying no.
And if you're trying to negotiate with an entity like that, then you're not negotiating.
They're just stonewalling you.
they're basically daring you to strike because like I've said a million times on the show, that's your, that's your real leverage.
That's your only real leverage is a threat of a strike.
And then if that doesn't work a strike, that's it.
Absolutely.
You know, you can have like things like a grievance process written into your contract that where like over individual matters, you know, a matter over this contract, you know, by contract, I mean like a hiring contract, You know, they didn't pay me what they were supposed to by the terms of our contract.
You can have enforcement mechanisms to address that sort of stuff, but the overall compensation only gets hammered out when you're negotiating these industry wide terms, which I believe happens like every three years or so.
And yeah, then you're shit out of luck.
If they say no to everything, then all you have left is to strike.
And it sucks, it's not something that people want to do, but you have to.
Yeah, I mean, it's just like anything in life.
Your presence, whether that's in the writer's room or at Thanksgiving dinner, is your most powerful negotiation tool, you know?
Like, just your existence and being there is the most powerful thing you have, and that is what a strike is.
And yeah, I think it's good that people realize that and see it utilized in something that... I think people have a hard time understanding how, like, Like, the trains, you know, they weren't behind the trains like I wish they would have been.
They have a hard time, like, understanding that affecting them, but they will affect if, like, Abbott Elementary gets canceled because they won't be able to write a full season.
They will, they will finally, like, they will see that.
They will feel that.
Oh, sure, yeah.
Especially, like, this guy.
I don't want to read his at, because I don't know if this was a bit.
I don't think it was a bit, because he kind of...
Carried on this way, Aaron says, the strike is immoral.
You are denying millions of Americans a mental health outlet, and this will directly lead to suicides, Tony.
The WGA will be morally culpable.
So yeah, I think they're gonna notice, Tony, when they don't get fucking Amazing Bake Off season 12 or whatever, and they're forced to hang themselves.
I don't know if you remember when the finale of Sopranos aired the first time, but it was a quiet morning the next day.
People were so disappointed and they were so upset about their TV.
Yeah, lots of folks.
Felt like I got shot in the back of the head.
Yeah.
I probably shouldn't have used Amazing Bake Off, because I don't think there's writers on that show.
I think it's just... And it's like British.
It's the Great British Bake Off.
I wasn't going to say anything, but, you know.
Well, yeah.
I don't know.
You've got to hold me accountable on some of these things, Tony.
I mean... Sorry, I'll try to do better.
Uh, yeah, that's that's like the kind of the funniest argument the like weird, uh, tender lib argument of like, uh, actually, uh, TV is like the only thing some people have going in their lives.
Thank you very much.
Okay, I guess.
Yeah, we can't cancel it then.
It's like, I mean, have you, have you tried this for shows you love that got canceled yet?
Maybe try that, that approach for that, you know, like, well, yeah.
Uh, what you're saying with the, the railroad, uh, workers, I think, I mean, I want to push back.
Just, I want to hold you accountable just a little bit.
Um, they never got to strike.
They never actually got to strike if they had struck.
I think they would have encountered the same level of support that the writers and maybe even more, you know, because those are, I didn't see this, I didn't see this take in the wild, but I, but there's probably like two cool for school leftists who are like, uh, actually the writers, uh, create the opiates of, of, of Americans that, uh, just lulls are actually, I did see that take.
I'm sorry.
I take it back.
Oh no.
Let me get it.
They're actually damaging the minds of Americans and they should be held accountable for that.
That's amazing.
That was a conservative take for sure.
We'll get to that.
But right here, Johnny says, take away the circus and all the people have left to distract them from the exploitation is the bread.
I'm all for shutting down all forms of distractive entertainment as long as there are people living on the streets.
Abolish entertainment.
Abolish entertainment and that will actually solve the housing crisis.
That will solve the on-house crisis.
Get rid of entertainment.
Do you know how many people can live in a movie theater?
Take a selfie in front of Krikorian Theater or whatever it's fucking called now in Redland.
Being like, this is capitalism, people are sleeping on the streets while this building is empty.
For what?
So people can get their cape shit movies?
There are a dozen rooms with 50-75 people reclined.
Right now.
With surround sound?
Disgusting.
We need to redistribute the milk duds to the people.
Yeah.
It's a good form of, like, sustenance.
It's a good nutritional little... People don't talk about how important milk duds are.
This is, like, this is so funny.
This is like a cross between Gen X ad busters shit and a cross between that and, like, the... What's it called?
The climate change protesters.
Just doing the stupid... Oh, totally, yeah.
What's that group called?
They're called something... Times Up or something.
They have, like, the little hourglass.
And they, like, you know, they glue their own hands to the wall.
And they, like, turn themselves into the police and shit.
Like, that's... And then they're like, it doesn't even actually tell you out loud.
They say, no, it doesn't actually damage the paintings.
There's a protective layer over the paintings.
We're not... We actually made sure we weren't going to damage the paintings.
Yeah, we're gonna actually rally people to our cause by going into their homes and destroying their TVs.
They'll love it.
Once they don't have the TV, they'll be like, wow, I am a leftist now.
And like, not to be a hypocrite or anything like that, but this guy's also like, we need to get rid of these forms of entertainment on Twitter.
You're saying that on Twitter.
Yeah.
I mean, I promise you're wasting more time there.
I promise.
And you say circus.
I think that applies probably more to Twitter than.
Yeah, absolutely.
Netflix or whatever.
And I'm good.
All I watch on TV are fucking reruns.
All I watch is right now is it's always sunny season four and King of the Hill.
I'm on like season eight.
That's what I watch.
So we're good.
Yeah, I mean, you've always supported the writers in that you don't watch anything new.
I'm all for shutting down all forms of distractive entertainment as long as there are people living on the streets.
That's really noble of you, dude.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And it's like...
You're looking at the solution to people.
Do you know how many fucking writers are poor right now and possibly living on the street and definitely in danger of living on the street?
Like, uh, this is how you actually do.
You don't, you don't like let's, we need to put up billboards that say, turn off the TV, turn off the TV and turn on the politics.
Like, you know, you know what I call the TV.
I call it the idiot box.
Yeah, exactly.
It's very, I don't know, it's very stupid.
Going back to Brittany Nichols here from Abbott Elementary.
Yeah, inflation's high.
The rates are lower now for streaming than they are for actual TV, despite, you know, Netflix and Hulu and these companies raking in millions and millions of dollars.
They're kind of being paid the bare minimum across the board.
There was some statistic here.
TV writer pay has fallen 23% when you adjust for inflation.
It used to be that 10 years ago, a third of writers were working at that baseline, which is the bare minimum you could be paid.
Like, scale for actors, but for writers, you know?
A third of writers were working at that baseline.
Now it's half.
So now like half of writers are making the writing equivalent of minimum wage, essentially.
So these are valid terms to strike over.
And not only that, but also the advent of artificial intelligence, which a lot of the blue checks brought up in their replies to this tweet from the Writers Guild of America announcing their strike.
Like, stop the violence here, which is an anti-stand your ground.
Well, I mean, I guess if you don't know how to fucking read, you don't value writers very much.
chat GPT, right?
Directed by.
Directed by.
Not even, not even written by, should have directed by.
Well, I mean, I guess if you don't know how to fucking read, you don't value writers very much.
Uh, why don't you, why don't you guys sit this one out?
We'll have, uh, excellent entertainment.
Like that fake Bud Light ad that had dudes going mouth to mouth on blobs that were supposed to look like beer bottles and, and, uh, just like pointed crescent moon faces everywhere.
And then like hell breaks loose at some point just like like hell comes from the earth and there's almost like lava it's so it's so good but it's funny because they're over here they're like oh you're laughing at that commercial now but you know you know they had they had uh they had to make a really bad movie before they made a Steven Spielberg movie that's like they can't think of a real example here but like it's um yeah they really think like They're going to come for everything.
And no, they're already doing that.
They're already doing like algorithm shows.
Those already exist.
They have for a long time now.
They might not be written all by ad, but they're already doing that.
And they're not, those shows aren't doing well.
Well, okay, so there are... the major, like, superhero movies are, to my understanding, storyboarded using algorithms.
Meaning, like, we have to have a fight scene at this point, we have to have a, you know, a flirt scene at this point, we have to have, like, this beat, this beat.
And the director really is just brought in to, like, hold the camera and point it at what the algorithm Told them to point it at.
So that is already happening, and it is successful, to that extent at least, which is why the Writers Guild of America is trying to write in anti-artificial intelligence rules in their contracts, saying you can't use AI to either create a script or rewrite a script.
This is your only way to do it.
Everybody who's worried about artificial intelligence taking your job, It's going to happen.
The technology will probably get there eventually.
The only way to do it is as a collective force.
The only way to do it is by collectively withholding your labor and getting it set in stone that that can't happen.
Because the company's not going to volunteer that.
No.
No way.
Because if you go out quietly, the masses aren't going to realize how unethical it really is.
Yeah, you have to get ahead of that.
Even if the masses realize how unethical it is, what are they going to do?
Fucking protest?
Cool.
What is that going to accomplish?
If somebody gets mad enough to bring a gun into Netflix studios and manages to get all the way up to the CEO, maybe that would have an effect, but that's not going to happen.
So it's literally the only way to force these things to happen.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, and it's just, you get people like Tom Humes, verified Twitter user, replying to the Writers Guild of America about their strike.
Best thing you could do.
In a recession, this will give a chance for people who are actually talented to step forward.
Fucking shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, and I think those actually talented people should be paid the minimum wage.
I think those actually talented people should also just struggle to get by.
I think that's cool.
Yeah, absolutely.
I think that's the way to go.
And I saw that sentiment a bunch.
Like, oh man, I retweeted some girl who said that.
It's like, oh cool, now that you guys are gone, I can step in now.
Yeah, this was the only thing holding you back.
Your otherwise excellent writing.
Was she a comedian or what kind of writer was she?
Yeah, totally.
Totally was like a comedian.
It wasn't funny.
It was all like gif responses to people.
I was trying to find some redeeming there, but it was impossible.
Gifs from better TV shows.
Yeah from actual TV shows.
Did she was she verified?
Did she have a blue blue?
Oh, yeah, absolutely Of course, that's why I saw it.
That's why I saw it in the sea of people saying dumb shit like that It's it's it was scabby and now it now the tweets gone.
Hell.
Yeah, it's so good to see masses of blue checks reacting with horror and
At this strike, but it makes so much sense because it's like, yeah, if you're if you're a guy who is so desperate to be liked and to have good content that you're paying a billionaire $8 an hour or $8 a month on the theory that that will gain you some sort of influence, it must be pretty wretched to see other people who actually get paid to produce content.
Where their content is actually good and it's valuable to the point where they don't have to pay anybody to produce the content.
In fact, they're the ones who get paid.
It must like make you fucking boil.
And like they also don't have, they're not verified anymore.
Most of the people you're mad at are not verified anymore.
And you're like, well, I mean, this might just help my resume.
Yeah, but yeah, I mean it just makes so much sense.
So I went to like Tom Humes Verified profile just to see what he what he would produce if he were if he were one of these talented individuals who could finally break through now that they're on strike And what most of it was you guessed it just retweets retweets of like declaration of memes account or whatever But one retweet I really liked was Tom Humes retweeted Aaron Wright
Who says, uh, human excess death rates are skyrocketing globally.
Coincidence.
And he shared a screenshot from a Daily Mail article that says, career apocalypse, 83 million jobs are set to vanish globally by 2027, says Davos report.
Here are the occupations being automated into oblivion.
So again, as like, A blue check?
I'm just putting you on the cultural right.
I mean, obviously this is a retweet.
Somebody who's worried about Davos.
Somebody who's worried about a conspiracy to get death rates up.
This is like an anti...
New World Order.
This is like, that's this theory.
And the sort of the anti-WEF, World Economic Forum.
Like, yeah, that is what the World Economic Forum is trying to do, bro.
They're trying to automate you out of existence.
So they have to never give you any money.
Yeah.
And you're clowning on the people who actually are trying to stop, who are actually doing something to stop it instead of retweeting the fucking Ann Capybara account.
Like you're, you're, you're like, Ann Capybara account.
They're so worried about the great replacement of using black people, that they're not worried about the one with the black mirror.
And that's what they need to be more worried about.
Yeah.
But like for real, that is what they need to be worried about.
I saw who was, I think James Woods.
I saw a post from James Woods who was like, uh, the trans thing is all a smokescreen.
Look at, look at the mortality rate.
Look at the income inequality rate.
Look at, uh, you know, this, that, you know, the, the real, these are the real problems.
And it's like, Okay, first of all, that's your smokescreen.
Don't diss the trans smokescreen.
That's your smokescreen.
That's to prevent us from doing anything about the declining living material conditions, alright?
Absolutely.
Second of all, in the replies, everybody was like, no, that's not a smokescreen.
That's actually the worst problem in the world.
How people are dressing is actually reaching an inflection point.
Yeah, there's a problem.
I mean, I don't know if you've seen the way that these kids are layering these days, but they're hoarding clothes.
The way they're laying is like they're hoarding clothes.
I don't care for it.
You know how many pairs of pants you could have made with those baggy pants?
Three.
The answer is three.
You could have dressed three different people with those baggy pants you're wearing.
Uh, yeah, sure, you know, the more- the average life expectancy is going down, but fuck, have you seen these fingerless gloves they're all wearing?
What the fuck is up with that?
What is- what the fuck is going on?
Somebody had to make those gloves.
Aren't they cold?
Somebody had to make those.
Right?
Where are they putting the fingertips?
Where are those going?
Does anyone know where those are going?
They're turning them into genitalia.
They're turning them into genitalia for teens.
Yeah, they're using them as nipples they can put on anything.
Another tweet from this guy, Tom Humes, who was like, oh, we're going to see the real cream to cream rise to the top now that the writers are on strike.
Yeah, this one of his original tweets, actually, he says national divorce wouldn't be the worst thing if your wife was as batshit insane as the left.
Would you stay with her?
It's got one like.
Brutal.
Hey, I know that you're against divorce, but what if your wife was the Democrats?
I just want to see my reality reflected in media.
I want to see them write a show about what if wife was bad.
What if there was a couple where the wife was bad?
That's the real reason why they don't want like, you know, queer people is because like, you can't be an annoying wife to a husband if you're like, you know, if you're not that.
Yeah.
And I need more people to understand what I deal with every day.
Well, they need to, I feel like, oh yeah, no, I feel like they could write, Like a polyamorous sitcom.
The wives play good wife, bad wife against the husband.
That would be fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, it's your turn to tell him to take his shoes off before he puts them up.
It's your turn.
You got to tell him.
Um, but yeah, I don't, like the only upside I could see for having AI write sitcoms is you could be like, Yeah, I'm thinking of an idea for a sitcom.
It's a step-by-step procedural on how to get fertilizer into an unmarked van parked in the garage of, you know, I don't know, 30 Rock.
Yeah, but hold on.
There's a twist.
There's lots of security and they use this to security, this information for the security they use.
How would you go about cloning a key card for Bank of America?
Yeah, how would you do that?
You know what's funny?
A show I've listened to forever, one of them punched the information for their show that has been going on for years.
I think like 15 years and wrote a show, wrote an episode using it.
Right.
And at first I was like, it's, it's kind of sounds kind of worrisome.
And then it goes off the rails so fast and just kept going.
It just kept going.
And it was so funny and it was kind of reassuring to hear that.
But yeah, I would love to see what they have to come up with here.
Give it time.
See, I'm as a UPS driver, there's going to be a lot of different technical innovations that all come together in order to automate my job.
Like you got to have the AI, but you then also got to have like a totally different kind of vehicle.
You also have to have like a totally different kind of infrastructure that supports a robot delivering a package to your door.
You know, there's a lot of steps.
I'm not saying it's not going to happen, but I'm not like I'll be operating a drone that delivers packages before I'll be out of a job.
Like every day that you see a Tesla run into the back of a truck because it was driving itself.
You're like, we're good.
I'm good for I got a little bit longer.
Yeah, so shout out Solidarity, to the Writers Guild of America, to writers.
We support you.
You need to get that bag.
You gotta do it.
You gotta do it for all of us.
You gotta show us the way.
Please, please.
This is a big one.
Everyone sees this happen, so this is kind of exciting.
I don't go to Starbucks, so that one doesn't affect me.
But this one, this one affects me.
I need my shows.
I need my stories.
All right, folks. folks.
Well, it's a new day in America and you know what that means.
Uh, more discourse about shooting people who ring your doorbell.
Absolutely.
It's a different day, it's a different conversation.
I'm happy we're still having this conversation.
It needs to continue.
It's an important conversation.
I'm glad that we're creating awareness around doorbells and what'll happen to you if you ring this guy's doorbell.
There's this account on Facebook called iWeatherNet.
It looks like a freelance weather tracker.
I'm reading from the information here.
iWeatherNet got 116,000 followers.
The category of Facebook page is scientist.
And his information, the description is predicting the evolution and nonlinear motion of storm systems before they even exist.
Okay.
I know a lot of people, there's a debate on whether meteorologists are our profession, much like our chiropractors, doctors.
And I think this is, guys, the reason why people aren't so sure about meteorologists.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
Maybe we should let him speak for his profession.
Let's see what he has to say.
Let's see, you know, see how rigorous their methodology is.
Um, he, he posted on Facebook, a child just rang my doorbell folks.
You do not ring doorbells in 2023.
My six was loaded.
Keep your kids away.
Chris.
Again, this is iWeatherNet posting.
Nobody asked you to post about how you were going to shoot a little girl for ringing your doorbell, bro.
You do not have to post this.
Yeah, that's wild.
I didn't know that was a thing.
Isn't that what's wrong with the world?
That kids can't go door-to-door selling cookies anymore?
What am I supposed to do?
How am I supposed to sing you a Christmas carol if I can't ring your doorbell?
Yeah, actually I was going to offer to mow your lawn.
I was going to ask to take a nice drink from your hose before mowing your lawn.
That's going to happen.
There's a YouTube guy who goes and cleans up yards.
He just goes and knocks on the door and says, can I clean your yard?
And he does it for free.
He does it for free because he makes some money off his YouTube content.
And that's going to happen.
I'm shocked we haven't seen anything like it.
What's going to happen is it's going to be like kids, like, I don't know, not kids, but like 19, the most annoying 19 or 20 year olds are going to go up to a house with a Gadsden flag and ring the doorbell and they're going to get shot in the chest.
And as they're bleeding out, they're gonna be like, it's just a prank, bro.
It's just a prank.
I wasn't going to take it from your cold dead hands.
That's why I had the flag.
Same team.
No, just from ringing the doorbell.
Just from, like, stepping on the map.
That is the prank?
That is the prank, yeah.
That is the prank, yeah, absolutely.
It's not even a, you know, ding-dong ditch.
It's just like a, I'm touching your doorbell.
Man.
Why do they have doorbells, then?
I guess ring cameras are good for these people?
So, this is the thing that I wanted to get into.
We got more content from iWeatherNet, but This is the insane level we're at now because, so somebody posted into the Minion Death Commandos Facebook group, sorry, apologies, I can't remember who it was, of an Amazon driver who goes up, it's like, you know, shared from another page, from a conservative page or a group, And it was an Amazon driver who goes up to the, you know, sets the package down, rings the doorbell.
And I was like, oh fuck, why am I watching that?
Like what's going to happen to this guy?
He's a black dude.
I was like, what's going to fucking happen to this guy?
He's got the Amazon vest on, but that's the, that don't mean shit.
And then He reaches for the American flag that's hanging off of a pole in their front yard and starts unwinding it because it's like flapped over, you know?
It's like wound around a little bit.
And he starts unrolling it, unfurling it, and I was like, bro, get the fuck out of there, dude.
I wouldn't, as a white UPS driver, I would not fucking ring a bell and then start touching somebody's American flag in this day and age.
I thought I was about to watch this guy get shot in the back, dude.
Yeah, I'm like stressed.
I mean, this guy is on doing, I don't know, What his mentality is, but this is fucking wild.
You gotta be insane.
That's so scary.
You gotta be insane nowadays to spend like a second longer than you have to on a suburban doorstep.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's a fucking death sentence for anybody who's not the homeowner.
Right now there's like a family who someone's like, oh hey, I sent Uncle Roger, I sent him a package.
Wait, did you tell him you sent him a package?
No, it's a surprise.
You gotta fucking tell him.
You gotta tell him right now.
You gotta tell him right now that someone's gonna ring us.
Give him the tracking number right now.
People's lives are at stake.
They cannot deliver this package to him.
Well, see, even that doesn't matter because people order shit for themselves and then start giving the driver a third degree interrogation through their ring cam.
Did you see that video of the FedEx driver?
No.
So FedEx is another breed of driver.
They're insane, but I respect them.
She rings the doorbell and she's waiting, waiting, waiting, you know, like several seconds go by, and then the guy through the doorbell, because it's his recording, you can hear him through the doorbell, he goes, what?
And she's like, I got a package for you.
And he was like, who's it for?
She was like, it's for Darren or whatever.
And there's just silence.
And she's like, all right, you can come pick it up at the building and walks away.
And I was like, fuck yeah.
Like don't, I don't know.
It's so, it's funny how many people will order stuff every day.
They get stuff every day and they'll just deer in the headlights when you try to give them a package.
They're like, a package?
I don't know about that.
A package?
Everything the order is embarrassing and they have to act that way.
They just know that you know what's in that package and they're embarrassed about it so they have to act that way.
Yeah, you really shouldn't have spent $500 on a Dyson vacuum.
That is pretty embarrassing.
But yeah, like a package.
How unusual a package delivered to my home.
Hmm.
I don't know about that.
Well, where's it from?
Dyson?
Well, I did order a Dyson vacuum, but is this is this that?
But I didn't see what the box looked like.
Can you can you open it for me?
Can you show me what?
But yeah, I mean, like there so.
After, uh, the shooting of that kid in, uh, what was it, Minnesota?
After the shooting of that kid in Minnesota, outlets like Breitbart started running ring footage of home burglaries of people either posing as delivery drivers.
There was one video that I saw of a guy who's like not even wearing a vest or uniform or anything, or maybe he's got like a high-vis vest on or something like that.
And he tries to go into the home when the guy opens the door and the guy like shoves him out of the door, which is cool.
Good job on that.
And the guy like runs away and gets into a car.
They're like trying to stoke even more fear among the, uh, ring camera, their ring camera base, the ring camera voting block, the ring camera, suburban commandos.
Um, and it's funny, it's like, These are security cameras, right?
Everybody has these ring cameras now.
These are supposed to be a security feature for your home or whatever.
The addition of these ring cameras, the supposed security feature, has made everyone even more scared than they've ever been.
Has made homeowners even more terrified that they're about to be home invaded by the female FedEx driver.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I mean, there's a there's like I saw a video recently where a woman watched a playback of her ring camera and was terrified, but it was her.
I took her like she was like showing somebody, she's like, who is this?
What were they doing?
What were they doing?
How are they?
Who is this?
And they were like, that's you.
It's just, it's not good.
It's like, no, I mean.
And also they're giving all our information.
They're that, that footage is going places without your, without your knowledge.
Like that's been shown time and time again.
That's wild.
I think like a ring camera could theoretically serve a purpose.
Like the best purpose a ring camera can serve is like catching a cool car accident that happens in front of your house.
That's cool.
Or, I don't know, getting to talk through the thing at the person who's trying to get your signature but you're not home.
Or you could be like, Oh, can you go to my neighbor, get them to sign?
You'd be like, yeah, okay, fine.
Those are like the two okay purposes to have a ring camera, but Americans are not responsible enough.
They can't, they can't be limited to that.
It's, it's limited to like, you think you're doing a reconnaissance mission every time you open your ring camera app.
It's, it's, it's like, it's not mentally healthy for these people.
Exactly.
Like there's nothing wrong with like surveillance and security for your personal.
I think that's fine.
But it is like the amplification of it.
It's how easy it is now.
It's that you can check it from your phone super easy.
And yeah, that does like I mean, that that does, especially if you're especially if you're also on like the neighborhood app, you know, and you're also on Facebook and you're also watching these other highlight reels of ring of ring camera footage, you know?
Yeah.
You're going to you're going to paranoia yourself.
And it's bad.
Yeah, so we're going to get footage of a proud patriotic delivery driver who fixes the flag of, you know, fixes the American flag of some suburban couple getting gunned down on the ring cam.
Yeah.
That's what we're going to see that.
I'm surprised we haven't.
I'm surprised that exact thing hasn't happened yet.
I hope it's not for pillows.
I hope you're actually like fixing a flag and not Bed Bath and Beyond or like, uh, whatever five below American flag, striped and star pillows.
I mean, just for those of you who haven't been around that long, that was a real story where someone did fix the American flag pillows that They were in the wrong order.
And they they did.
And they were like getting praised on Facebook for being patriots.
That's it.
Yeah.
Don't go out over pillows.
Yeah, no.
We do a lot of like hypotheticals and jokes around these parts, but that's a real ass thing, unfortunately.
Yeah.
But anyway, back to iWeatherNet.
A child just rang my doorbell.
Folks, you do not ring doorbells in 2023.
Doorbells are not for ringing anymore.
They're just for monitoring your property.
That's all they're for now.
Do not ring.
I think he's right.
I think I have to tell my kid that I have to tell my kid, hey, don't don't ring doorbells, bro.
Do not.
Throw a shoe at the door.
From the sidewalk.
Remember when there was like, I don't know, a couple years where boomers were trying to make fun of millennials for having too much anxiety to answer the phone call and preferring a text message instead of answering their phone?
When fucking boomers are blasting anybody who dares touch their fucking doorbell.
Yeah.
I actually have my gun safe.
I have it set up to my doorbell.
To where it will unlock it.
It's just a button to unlock it, basically.
That's how I do it.
Stephanie, who is the person who shared this screenshot of this account, I think one of the reasons it blew up, Stephanie said, so you're willing to shoot someone just because they rang your doorbell?
Stand your ground?
Is it meant for that?
And the way you're nearly threatening anyone, specifically kids, is disgusting and why some people shouldn't have guns.
An iWeatherNet responds, I'm not fucking around.
Well, that's good.
It's good that you're not fucking around because now I feel even less bad about coming and taking your guns.
Like I'm not, I'm, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm a gun owner, gun owner.
I believe in gun owners responsibility to fucking handle a gun properly and safely.
And this guy's not doing like, take this guy's fucking guns, please.
I mean it on a couple levels, um, because he is not fucking around, do not ring his doorbell.
So I mean on a couple levels when I say that, um, this is where I do want the cops to go check on him.
Sure.
Yeah.
Go ring the door.
Have the cops ring the doorbell.
Yeah.
One of the other, something cool is going to happen there.
I don't know what, but something cool.
The ring camera will show us.
We don't have to worry about it.
The ring camera will show us what we're talking about.
Yeah, just rebrand that movie, The Box.
Isn't it The Box, where you just like, have you seen that movie?
I don't know if it's the one I'm thinking of.
I'm thinking of The Cube, which is different.
They're going to make a sex joke about The Box.
No.
I'll make a sex joke about the cube.
Oh shit, because you want to get suffocated inside the elastic cube?
Yeah, yeah.
Also, nothing else is horny about that movie.
Never mind.
There's nothing horny about that movie.
Weird movie.
I want to see that movie.
That's a movie where it's like they're trapped in a cube and a bunch of stuff is happening inside of it.
Jennifer Lopez is in it.
Whoa.
Yeah, she looks awesome in it.
There's that scene where the horse gets chopped in a bunch of pieces.
That's a better movie.
You're talking about The Cell, which is a much better movie.
Oh, The Cell.
That's what I was talking about the whole time.
Oh, OK.
That's a good movie.
The Cube.
Lots of horny stuff happens in that.
It's just stuff that we're not horny for.
Yeah, I just couldn't think of the horny things.
It's stuff that a serial killer is horny for.
I was going to say that Jennifer Lopez looked great in it, but then I remembered of all the appropriations she's guilty of, and I didn't want to give her that credit, okay?
I didn't want to give her the, I think she's hot credit today.
Yeah.
I'm not going to give her that.
You're not going to give Jenny from The Block street cred?
She's from The Block, dude.
No, not today.
Not today.
No, thank you.
No, okay.
I'm glad I remembered when I first started talking.
No, I think there's a movie called The Box, and I'm not sure if it's the movie that I'm talking about, but there's a movie where you push a button and someone dies.
You push a button and you get a million dollars or something, but somebody in the world dies.
That sounds familiar.
People like it, but that seems like, I don't know, it's a very corny-ass fake sci-fi premise to me.
It's like that movie In Time with Justin Timberlake, where the whole premise of the movie is, what if money was time?
That's kind of what it reminds me of.
Dude, that movie is so funny.
I highly recommend watching In Time.
Very perverted movie.
Very funny.
Justin Timberlake's mom is played by an actress that's his same age.
Oh, that's so rude.
That's so rude.
He's a mom.
It's Olivia Wilde.
Olivia Wilde plays his mom.
Plays his mom?
Can Olivia Wilde even play a mom today?
Because everybody stops aging at 27 or something like that.
But if you're the working class, then you have a thing inserted into your arm that's going to kill you if you run out of money slash time.
So it's like there's a meter, there's like a little LED Fitbit readout on your arm that says how many days or years or hours you have left.
And so there's a scene where Justin Timberlake, like he just got paid at the end of the day and he got some time on his hands, literally.
And so he's running to Olivia Wilde, his mom, whose time is running out and he's trying to reach out.
They're running towards each other so they can like exchange time credits.
Uh, but she dies, like, mid-jump into his arms, and so he catches her dead.
Yeah, good movie.
Very good movie.
Are they doing, because I'm looking at pictures of it, are they doing a thing where it's like, because they're like the same age, they kind of do a weird tension thing with them?
Because in these pictures, there's a weird tension thing going on.
A sexual tension?
I don't know, yeah.
Like a will-they-won't-they type thing.
Who wrote this movie?
Yeah, yeah.
What's the deal with, yeah, what's the deal with them?
I'm looking up who, who wrote in time.
Oh, Woody Allen wrote this movie.
Okay.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Oh, interesting.
Interesting.
Wow.
There's lots of, there's lots of in time, uh, uh, spoof pornos too.
I have found, found a bunch of those guys wearing curly blonde hair wigs.
Really?
It wasn't that big of a movie.
No, no, no, not really.
Oh, okay.
I get it now.
Incest.
Porn.
Yeah, so now the box that you push the button and somebody dies, that's the doorbell.
They should remake the movie.
Yeah.
That's what I was getting at.
And it's not someone, it's you.
That dies.
Sounds like a fun movie.
So iWeatherNet got a lot of pushback from this post and he clarified.
Said folks, it is a bad idea to allow your kids to go around ringing doorbells in 2023.
Read the news.
Stop it.
If my doorbell rings again tomorrow, I might pulse someone's hair, LOL.
I'm just playing.
But it really is a bad idea for kids roaming around ringing doorbells.
This is not 1972.
If that brat rings my doorbell again tomorrow, I will call the police.
Take notes.
I'm going to stop right here.
I'll let them shoot the kid.
I'll let the police shoot the kid.
I'm going to pause right here.
I love this.
Folks, it's dangerous out there.
We're living in crazy times.
It's really dangerous for a kid to ring doorbell because I'm going to shoot them.
Because I exist.
I'm still here.
What's the danger?
There hasn't been a spate of kids ringing doorbells and then shooting the homeowner.
The only danger is you, which you're admitting to.
You're admitting to contributing to.
This guy's mind must be wired where he saw that kid get shot after ringing the doorbell, been like, yeah, it's dangerous.
People get shot for ringing doorbells.
Of course.
Yeah.
This guy's also just terrified of Hezbollah.
He keeps seeing those videos of Hezbollah being all crazy, punching Mike Tyson and stuff.
He's like, these kids might not be kids.
These kids might be one of them.
One of them might be Hezbollah.
Might be a full-grown adult ready to beat me up.
I think he's pronounced Hezbollah.
I think Hezbollah is different.
Yeah, totally.
That's totally different, yeah.
But I thought it was pronounced the same, but you knew what I was talking about.
I was very confused for the first part.
Yeah, sorry.
I was like, Mike Tyson?
Hezbollah went up against Mike Tyson?
Wow.
Yeah, and Mike Tyson's still... They're branching out.
That's crazy.
Did Mike Tyson convert?
Yeah.
No, they just went up in a hot boxing match.
They wanted to show hot boxing, and Mike Tyson outsmoked them all.
That guy abused his cat, so I don't like Hezbollah.
No, he sucks.
He also, you see, he hits people way too hard.
He doesn't, he plays too much.
Well, yeah.
I mean, people I don't care.
You can hit people I don't care, but the cat.
Don't hit the cat.
Yeah, that sucks.
Nah, yeah.
It's not cute, man.
Just stay cute, bro.
Stay in your lane.
Sorry dude, Hezbollah gets the wall.
Yeah, so this is not 1972.
Yeah, because you guys out here are shooting people on your doorstep.
It's never been more safe in most parts of America, and you've never been more afraid in your life.
What should that tell you about your mental state?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The next paragraph is in this same post where he's explaining, he's explaining the post where he mused about shooting a little girl with his six gun.
She was looking for her kitten.
Sad face.
I'm so impatient.
I feel bad because I warned her that I might pull her hair if they rang my doorbell again.
She started crying.
Then she told me her kitten was missing.
I told her to call animal control because I saw them in the neighborhood a few days ago.
Learning opportunity.
She found a nice grumpy old man.
Others out there will cause harm.
Please teach your kids to stay away from doorbells.
Hey dog, if you tell my kid you're gonna pull her hair, I'm gonna ring your doorbell.
I'm for sure ringing your doorbell.
The fuck's wrong with you?
What a weird... I don't like that at all.
I don't like that at all, you fucking weirdo.
Get off the internet!
Um, yeah, people were, people were commenting like, Oh, I'm coming to your house tomorrow.
Uh, which, you know, I wouldn't, I wouldn't necessarily recommend doing that.
Uh, this guy seems a little, little crazy.
Um, shout out to Claudia from the Facebook group who, uh, put, put us on to, to this guy and, uh, shared his photo, shared his photo into the group.
Uh... He's not old.
He's not... He looks like he's 32, maybe.
Dark!
Dark!
He looks like the NPC.
Like, he looks like... Like, the lighting makes it so he's pretty featureless and has a very... Like, he looks like the NPC drawing.
He's got fucking... I know this is, like, a cliche quote.
He's got black eyes.
Like a doll's eyes.
Yeah.
He's also ginger, or blonde?
I don't know, which is...
He's like a cherry blonde.
But yeah, anyway.
Not a big pigment guy, is what we'll say.
Not really.
This guy's not a big pigment guy.
Full-on psychopath.
Lipless psychopath.
Yeah.
You could overlay the... You could line up the nose on the NPC cartoon.
Yeah, it is just a right-facing carrot.
Yeah.
Uh, man.
Yeah, and then in the comments, he commented twice, she will get her hair pulled tomorrow, crying laughing emoji.
And then another comment, she will get her hair pulled tomorrow, crying laughing emoji.
See, part of me did want to give like the old man like some, maybe that was a threat you would say back in the day.
You know, but this is, I don't like, I don't, nope.
Leslie, one of his few supporters, said, in this era, it's just not safe.
And iWeatherNet, again a weather reporting Facebook page, says, I agree, things are happening when people ring doorbells.
She's agreeing with you.
What are you talking about?
I agree.
Things are happening when people ring doorbells.
I can't stand that thing, but I'm always friendly.
Kids are scared of me, though, lol.
She was looking for her kitten.
I gave her the number for animal control.
Leslie replies, you're a good guy.
Things are happening when people ring doorbells.
See, what he's saying is he's, he's like, oh, I have the rage virus.
Don't ring my doorbell.
It's not safe for you here.
Things happen when people ring my doorbells.
I can't control it.
Dude, this, this episode is going to be featured as a recording on like a Netflix special someday.
Because I, because I weather.
And then finally, uh, he responds to the haters.
You can go fuck yourselves.
This is just its own post on iWeatherNet.
You can go fuck yourselves.
I do my best.
I see your hateful comments.
Big weather change next week.
Oh, and now it sounds so ominous.
Now it sounds like... Is he building a weather machine?
Is this a villain?
Was he controlling the weather this whole time?
Fuck, I should have been following this account more closely.
Is he, like, gonna become, like, the Arnold Schwarzenegger character?
The, uh, Mr. Freeze?
Is he gonna start dropping, like, freeze puns?
No, I think he's- Be really scared if he's, like, says that.
I think he's gonna become Travis Bickle.
He's, like, a big weather change next week.
Uh, looks like our forecast calls for a real rain to wash the filth from our doorsteps and into the sewers.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, man.
iWeatherNet verified is...
I don't like it.
The streets...
Yeah, I hope the authorities ring his doorbell.
The streets overflow with pus and bile and cum and filth.
Reaches to the door.
You will...
One day, you'll ring my doorbell and ask, have you seen my kitten?
And I'll look up and cry, no.
And it'll shoot you.
I'll kill you!
And then I'll shoot you, yeah.
And then the only numbers I'll be able to give you are my six.
As he calls it.
Uh, and then he commented on this post!
iWeatherNat says, Silky little boys with something to say.
Dot dot dot.
Say it now.
Dog, dog, that's not a thing people say.
And you're like, silky little boys?
Is that a typo?
But then there's another comment right below it from iWeatherNet that says, silky little boys with something to say dot dot dot.
Say it now.
I'm gonna start, I'm gonna start.
Are you being silky right now?
You little silky boy?
Can we, like, make- I actually like Silky Boy.
Oh, you little silky head.
You being a little Silky Boy right now?
Silky Boy's with something to say.
Say it now.
Is he threatening us with bad weather?
Like, I don't- You want- Hey.
All you fucking Facebook keyboard warriors out there, you want a tornado?
Because this is how you get a tornado.
Yeah, you ever worn silk in a storm?
Huh?
Little silky boys over here?
Oh, man.
Well, thank you, iWeatherNet.
A Facebook account to go down in history, I think.
Yeah.
Very, very special stuff.
Thanks for joining us today.
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Pacific Standard Time.
I think so.
We're going to be guesting on a Seinfeld podcast, so I need to find out What time that is.
Man, I'm going to have to like, I can't do kayfabe anymore.
I'm going to have to admit my vast knowledge of Seinfeld.
Do you really have a vast knowledge of Seinfeld?
I've watched a lot of them, yeah.
Oh my god.
Yeah, wow.
And I'm not very partial to Seinfeld.
Um, black people love Seinfeld.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm not black, so I guess that's why I don't get it.
It's a thing.
Yeah.
Curb your enthusiasm, though.
That's my guy.
Larry David.
Never heard of it.
Larry David is my guy.
Jerry Seinfeld sucks ass, in my opinion.
Yeah.
But more on that later.
Yeah, we'll keep you folks updated.
Alright, bye.
Peace.
Don't go ringing any doorbells, okay?
Dude, I mean, like as a delivery driver, I can't count how many times I've seen posts in my UPS group about people who get guns pulled on them, especially in rural areas, just for delivering a package.
You know, aside from like dogs, trigger happy gun, gun owners are the second biggest threat.
Maybe there's a thing where it's like, if you're, if you're going to do that, you should be required to have a PO box.
You know?
They would just come into the P.O.
Box with a gun.
Or you should just, I don't know, have your... Have your property seized.
