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March 16, 2023 - Minion Death Cult
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Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell. w/Sean KB (preview)

Today with Sean KB we go over the Silicon Valley Bank Collapse and decide who should live, who should perish, and who’s at fault (rich people) Also, we’re back on Jordan Peterson tweetwatch as we parse through his most recent bangers including his arguing against animal rights and confusing obvious fetish porn for a Chinese Communist Party cum dungeon Listen to the Antifada wherever you get podcasts -------------------------------- Sign up for bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week directly in your podcast app or browser Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.  

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Yeah.
Why am I seeing this?
What looks like an anime three year old give out death threats to non-binary people on Twitter?
Why am I?
Why am I?
Oh, it's just it's just they think I might like this, I guess.
Yeah.
And if enough people come across it, maybe they will start liking it.
So, you know, I guess that's just a fair and balanced algorithm on Twitter dot com.
Uh, got to talk, got to talk about Jordan Peterson here.
He, I mean, this is like one of the best tweets in fucking history.
People, people know about this.
Uh, Jordan B. Peterson quote tweeted a fetish milking video as in men on gurneys in a fake asylum, uh, with tubes hooked up to their penises, jerking them off and milking.
It looks like a scene from like the Serbian film or something like that, but sexier.
This looks like a room Blade would have like crashed into.
Uh, and Jordan B. Peterson quote tweeted this with such fun in unbelievable techno nightmare CCP hell because I should have read this first.
The caption on the original tweet is what's going on in China.
Three children, policy, policy, warning, graphic pictures there.
They are sucking at least three children out of every Chinese man.
It's incredible that, you know, as a public service, you get to see the children being sucked out.
It's just a live stream.
Daddy goes on at 10.
Be sure to tune in.
Yeah.
Add it to the reel.
The whole movie's real.
Um, so yeah, no, this is, uh, China.
First, they wouldn't let you have any kids.
Uh, and there's, we all remember like the, the awful fucking things we heard about Chinese babies, uh, you know, growing up that, that sort of, uh, stuff.
Now it's the opposite.
Now they're, they're make their fucking cucking, not cucking men.
They're sucking men, making them into Let's be honest, this is the right wing, so somehow it's tied into cocking.
They're obsessed with that aspect of it.
Well, I think this is femdom.
This is that fetish, because I think you might see a nurse, maybe the shoulder of a nurse or something as the camera pans across this fetish video.
Yeah, Jordan Peterson quote tweeted this, such fun and unbelievable techno nightmare CCP hell.
I mean, let's not yuck anybody's yum here.
I mean, presumably the people on those gurneys getting the babies sucked out of them are having fun.
It is such fun.
He just got the location wrong.
It's probably somewhere in the West.
I don't I'm not sure the CCP and its techno nightmare.
This is this is New Jersey, man.
It's New Jersey.
This is Lodi, New Jersey, right off the Garden State Parkway.
Come to exit 24 for your all your milking needs.
The things that they're claiming are like the nightmare hellscape of China are obviously, of course, just rife here in this country.
But I guess they consider that there's a connection between that.
Jordan B. Peterson probably thinks that, like, it's like a Maoist plot to have men sucked off on gurneys by weird machines.
Well, they want, you know, they want more kids so they can make them bounce basketballs in unison to scare us.
I remember.
I know what you're referring to.
That was the video where it was like a bunch of nice like Chinese kids doing like calisthenics or whatever.
And then some senator, some Republican senator was like, look at how disciplined and organized they are.
This is they're going to bring this to Tulsa when they have bayonets at your grandmother's throat.
This was they they quote me that they were like frightening stuff.
This is this is scary.
Terrible.
Yeah.
I love I back to this Jordan Peterson tweet.
I love this fucking man seeing seeing this video and what possible timeline.
Could you see this?
Could you be like an educated person and see this and be like, oh, yeah, retweet, quote, tweet.
Here we go.
You know, just like like I'm picturing him like sharing, like sharing a fucking video of Pain Olympics.
Well, this is this is the Venezuela circumcision where you butterfly your penis to show fealty to the state instead of God.
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