Minion Death Cult - Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell. w/Sean KB (preview)
Aired: 2023-03-16
Duration: 04:55


=== Jordan Peterson's Viral Tweet (04:34) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah.
[00:00:05]  Why am I seeing this?
[00:00:06]  What looks like an anime three year old give out death threats to non-binary people on Twitter?
[00:00:14]  Why am I?
[00:00:14]  Why am I?
[00:00:15]  Oh, it's just it's just they think I might like this, I guess.
[00:00:18]  Yeah.
[00:00:20]  And if enough people come across it, maybe they will start liking it.
[00:00:23]  So, you know, I guess that's just a fair and balanced algorithm on Twitter dot com.
[00:00:28]  Uh, got to talk, got to talk about Jordan Peterson here.
[00:00:32]  He, I mean, this is like one of the best tweets in fucking history.
[00:00:36]  People, people know about this.
[00:00:38]  Uh, Jordan B. Peterson quote tweeted a fetish milking video as in men on gurneys in a fake asylum, uh, with tubes hooked up to their penises, jerking them off and milking.
[00:00:56]  It looks like a scene from like the Serbian film or something like that, but sexier.
[00:01:02]  This looks like a room Blade would have like crashed into.
[00:01:06]  Uh, and Jordan B. Peterson quote tweeted this with such fun in unbelievable techno nightmare CCP hell because I should have read this first.
[00:01:19]  The caption on the original tweet is what's going on in China.
[00:01:23]  Three children, policy, policy, warning, graphic pictures there.
[00:01:29]  They are sucking at least three children out of every Chinese man.
[00:01:36]  It's incredible that, you know, as a public service, you get to see the children being sucked out.
[00:01:43]  It's just a live stream.
[00:01:46]  Daddy goes on at 10.
[00:01:47]  Be sure to tune in.
[00:01:49]  Yeah.
[00:01:50]  Add it to the reel.
[00:01:51]  The whole movie's real.
[00:01:53]  Um, so yeah, no, this is, uh, China.
[00:01:56]  First, they wouldn't let you have any kids.
[00:01:59]  Uh, and there's, we all remember like the, the awful fucking things we heard about Chinese babies, uh, you know, growing up that, that sort of, uh, stuff.
[00:02:07]  Now it's the opposite.
[00:02:09]  Now they're, they're make their fucking cucking, not cucking men.
[00:02:12]  They're sucking men, making them into Let's be honest, this is the right wing, so somehow it's tied into cocking.
[00:02:21]  They're obsessed with that aspect of it.
[00:02:25]  Well, I think this is femdom.
[00:02:26]  This is that fetish, because I think you might see a nurse, maybe the shoulder of a nurse or something as the camera pans across this fetish video.
[00:02:37]  Yeah, Jordan Peterson quote tweeted this, such fun and unbelievable techno nightmare CCP hell.
[00:02:47]  I mean, let's not yuck anybody's yum here.
[00:02:49]  I mean, presumably the people on those gurneys getting the babies sucked out of them are having fun.
[00:02:54]  It is such fun.
[00:02:55]  He just got the location wrong.
[00:02:58]  It's probably somewhere in the West.
[00:03:02]  I don't I'm not sure the CCP and its techno nightmare.
[00:03:06]  This is this is New Jersey, man.
[00:03:09]  It's New Jersey.
[00:03:10]  This is Lodi, New Jersey, right off the Garden State Parkway.
[00:03:14]  Come to exit 24 for your all your milking needs.
[00:03:18]  The things that they're claiming are like the nightmare hellscape of China are obviously, of course, just rife here in this country.
[00:03:26]  But I guess they consider that there's a connection between that.
[00:03:29]  Jordan B. Peterson probably thinks that, like, it's like a Maoist plot to have men sucked off on gurneys by weird machines.
[00:03:37]  Well, they want, you know, they want more kids so they can make them bounce basketballs in unison to scare us.
[00:03:45]  I remember.
[00:03:45]  I know what you're referring to.
[00:03:47]  That was the video where it was like a bunch of nice like Chinese kids doing like calisthenics or whatever.
[00:03:52]  And then some senator, some Republican senator was like, look at how disciplined and organized they are.
[00:03:58]  This is they're going to bring this to Tulsa when they have bayonets at your grandmother's throat.
[00:04:04]  This was they they quote me that they were like frightening stuff.
[00:04:07]  This is this is scary.
[00:04:09]  Terrible.
[00:04:09]  Yeah.
[00:04:10]  I love I back to this Jordan Peterson tweet.
[00:04:13]  I love this fucking man seeing seeing this video and what possible timeline.

=== Venezuela Circumcision Show (00:35) ===

[00:04:20]  Could you see this?
[00:04:21]  Could you be like an educated person and see this and be like, oh, yeah, retweet, quote, tweet.
[00:04:28]  Here we go.
[00:04:29]  You know, just like like I'm picturing him like sharing, like sharing a fucking video of Pain Olympics.
[00:04:36]  Well, this is this is the Venezuela circumcision where you butterfly your penis to show fealty to the state instead of God.
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