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Feb. 23, 2023 - Minion Death Cult
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Gun pool (preview)

Today we catch up with Ben Stein who just found out about Aunt Jemima, and Jordan Peterson drives himself insane with the idea of non-binary people Also: James O'Keefe is fired from Project Veritas for annoying sponsors and harassing employees, but the comments know Pfizer is pulling the strings And finally, a new pool takes the nation by storm: Gun Pool -------------------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

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Let's say you have a non-standard gender identity.
Done.
You got it.
Hey, what the hell are other people supposed to do about that?
Just instantly a fucking banger from Jordan B. Peterson.
This video is so insane.
I love how insane he gets.
I love how mad he makes himself.
He's so fresh, and just what the hell are we supposed to do with that?
He's just a non-binary person who walks in the building and he's like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
What the fuck?
I don't even know what to say to you.
And like, this person has nothing to do with him.
They just walked in the room and he's like, what in the actual fuck?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
Listen, non-binary folks, I love you.
You're beautiful people.
I appreciate you.
But I think the real reason you were put on this earth was to make this guy mad.
Yeah.
And then, you know what?
I'm grateful for it.
That's like the highest pursuit anybody could ask for.
Yeah, yeah, you're nailing it.
I became a woke moralist just so I could lay claim to this guy getting mad.
Took long enough.
It's so fucking funny.
He starts off this video, imagine a guy.
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do about that?
He starts it with, imagine a thing, and then just gets so fucking mad.
Am I supposed to fuck it or suck it?
I don't know what to do over here.
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
You don't have to do anything, man.
In fact, it's almost like this is all in your head.
It's almost like this is entirely a manifestation of your psyche, dude.
Maybe go back and study Jung a little more.
Let's say you have a non-standard gender identity.
Hey, what the hell are other people supposed to do about that?
What?
I don't know, man.
I have a pretty standard gender identity.
I don't want you to do anything about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fine.
Yeah.
You don't have to do anything about it.
Just, just, you know, maybe give me a nod or nothing.
You don't have to do actually get away from me is what you're supposed to do about it.
Get the fuck away from me.
This is like such a perfect encapsulation of conservatives finding a way to get mad about stuff that literally doesn't affect them.
Like.
Yeah.
The whole point.
I don't know.
Not the whole point, but like the response to somebody having a non gender conforming You know, identity.
They want you to not do anything about it.
Exactly.
Like, literally, that's all you have to do is nothing about it.
Yeah, it's fucking chill.
Oh, man.
Like what are the rules here, right?
So that's a good question.
That's something you could actually ask a non-binary person.
Yeah.
Instead of, instead of the front, the front face of your, your phone, you could talk to a person.
You could ask the person questions.
You can totally just say, so what, so what are the, what are the rules here?
What, how do you want me to, what do you want, what do you want me to do here?
I mean, I got you, you know, it sounds totally different than what the hell am I supposed to do with this?
What?
Because if you're a woman, I kinda know how to treat you.
I'm gonna do it in a stereotyped way to begin with, because I don't know who the hell you are, so...
This video is so good.
This is like almost as good as Up Yours Woke Moralist.
This is almost as good as the Elliot Page video.
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