Minion Death Cult - Gun pool (preview)
Aired: 2023-02-23
Duration: 03:58


=== What Are We Supposed To Do? (03:47) ===

[00:00:02]  Let's say you have a non-standard gender identity.
[00:00:05]  Done.
[00:00:06]  You got it.
[00:00:07]  Hey, what the hell are other people supposed to do about that?
[00:00:13]  Just instantly a fucking banger from Jordan B. Peterson.
[00:00:17]  This video is so insane.
[00:00:19]  I love how insane he gets.
[00:00:20]  I love how mad he makes himself.
[00:00:23]  He's so fresh, and just what the hell are we supposed to do with that?
[00:00:26]  He's just a non-binary person who walks in the building and he's like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
[00:00:32]  What the fuck?
[00:00:33]  I don't even know what to say to you.
[00:00:35]  And like, this person has nothing to do with him.
[00:00:36]  They just walked in the room and he's like, what in the actual fuck?
[00:00:40]  What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
[00:00:42]  Listen, non-binary folks, I love you.
[00:00:44]  You're beautiful people.
[00:00:46]  I appreciate you.
[00:00:49]  But I think the real reason you were put on this earth was to make this guy mad.
[00:00:53]  Yeah.
[00:00:55]  And then, you know what?
[00:00:57]  I'm grateful for it.
[00:00:57]  That's like the highest pursuit anybody could ask for.
[00:01:02]  Yeah, yeah, you're nailing it.
[00:01:03]  I became a woke moralist just so I could lay claim to this guy getting mad.
[00:01:10]  Took long enough.
[00:01:11]  It's so fucking funny.
[00:01:12]  He starts off this video, imagine a guy.
[00:01:15]  Now what the fuck am I supposed to do about that?
[00:01:22]  He starts it with, imagine a thing, and then just gets so fucking mad.
[00:01:26]  Am I supposed to fuck it or suck it?
[00:01:30]  I don't know what to do over here.
[00:01:32]  What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
[00:01:35]  You don't have to do anything, man.
[00:01:38]  In fact, it's almost like this is all in your head.
[00:01:41]  It's almost like this is entirely a manifestation of your psyche, dude.
[00:01:48]  Maybe go back and study Jung a little more.
[00:01:53]  Let's say you have a non-standard gender identity.
[00:01:57]  Hey, what the hell are other people supposed to do about that?
[00:02:02]  What?
[00:02:02]  I don't know, man.
[00:02:05]  I have a pretty standard gender identity.
[00:02:07]  I don't want you to do anything about it.
[00:02:11]  Yeah.
[00:02:11]  Yeah.
[00:02:11]  It's fine.
[00:02:12]  Yeah.
[00:02:12]  You don't have to do anything about it.
[00:02:13]  Just, just, you know, maybe give me a nod or nothing.
[00:02:16]  You don't have to do actually get away from me is what you're supposed to do about it.
[00:02:19]  Get the fuck away from me.
[00:02:21]  This is like such a perfect encapsulation of conservatives finding a way to get mad about stuff that literally doesn't affect them.
[00:02:30]  Like.
[00:02:30]  Yeah.
[00:02:31]  The whole point.
[00:02:33]  I don't know.
[00:02:34]  Not the whole point, but like the response to somebody having a non gender conforming You know, identity.
[00:02:42]  They want you to not do anything about it.
[00:02:46]  Exactly.
[00:02:47]  Like, literally, that's all you have to do is nothing about it.
[00:02:52]  Yeah, it's fucking chill.
[00:02:56]  Oh, man.
[00:02:57]  Like what are the rules here, right?
[00:03:00]  So that's a good question.
[00:03:01]  That's something you could actually ask a non-binary person.
[00:03:04]  Yeah.
[00:03:06]  Instead of, instead of the front, the front face of your, your phone, you could talk to a person.
[00:03:12]  You could ask the person questions.
[00:03:15]  You can totally just say, so what, so what are the, what are the rules here?
[00:03:18]  What, how do you want me to, what do you want, what do you want me to do here?
[00:03:21]  I mean, I got you, you know, it sounds totally different than what the hell am I supposed to do with this?
[00:03:26]  What?
[00:03:29]  Because if you're a woman, I kinda know how to treat you.
[00:03:31]  I'm gonna do it in a stereotyped way to begin with, because I don't know who the hell you are, so...

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