I am guilty of raising a son that is selfish and meanspirited (preview)
Today we talk about how I caused a car accident at work and also how it's absolutely not my fault Plus, a Harley Biker takes on both a lion AND a fake news journalist. Which is the more dangerous foe? Unfortunately we also have to talk about the estimated 6,500 migrant workers killed during the construction of the world cup stadiums in Qatar, but we soften our criticisms when we learn they might be neo-colonial in nature. Finally, a TikToker absolutely roasts their dead billionaire father at his own funeral, and others come forward to share similar experiences of being owned by their kids. Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode of Minion Death Cult every week and our weekly bonus livestream, DEATH CHAT 500. You also get instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, livereads from books like My Antifa Lover and Rodham, and 20% off all merchandise. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
I didn't look to see if he paid for Twitter Blue, because we could have owned him on that if I had found out that he paid for it, but we don't know, so we have to, you know, have to keep our powder dry for now.
I doubt it.
He seems very credible.
Alright, he says, Please shut the fuck up about Cutter!
You have no idea how nauseatingly neocolonial your virtue signals sound.
None of you forced jab supporting, baby injecting, lockdown loving, mask mandating, science...
This is sounding like that Orbitz commercial where the spokeswomen or the people are arguing without using cuss words.
Lockdown loving, mask mandating, science denying, transhumanist cheerleaders for globalist technocrats have any moral authority? - Oh man, I love this.
Who are you to talk about the rights of laborers?
Just because a couple people, a couple thousand, a few thousand, almost 10,000 we'll say, if we have to round up, people died.
How many people did you force to get that injection, hypocrite?
Yeah, how many babies did you inject?
How many babies did you inject?
Baby injecting.
I mean, I think, I think, are we, are we injecting baby in us too?
Is that, is this working both ways?
Is this also like an adrenochrome like reference?
Yeah, I think so.
Uh, I only injected like three babies before I, I woke up, before somebody came in and turned off the CNN in my, in my bedroom, you know, and I cut it out right after that.
Dang, you went cold turkey?
Yeah.
That's impressive.
That's impressive.
Yeah.
You're neo-colonial.
You're imposing your neo-colonial western supremacist beliefs on us if you don't think we should kill 6,500 workers to build a stadium.
This might be the most cynical deployment of woke Anti-imperial, anti-white supremacist language I think I've ever seen.
I love it.
This rocks.
This is like a new high.
It's so smart because to really explain that one, it's going to take a second.
No, that's not what that means.
That's not what that means at all.
It's doing the right-wing strawman liberal who's like, we have to respect Muslim cultures even though they behead each other for no reason.
Yeah.
But it's doing that for real.
Exactly.
It's doing that.
We kill our workers and you're a bigot.
You're doing American ethnocentrism if you think that's bad.
